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Disclaimer: There's a breeding colony of Tasmanian devils in New South Wales now, established from individuals cleared of the disease. So they're probably safe.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 running things

Posted by: Ciampino - It's a choo-choo train at April 07, 2024 04:00 AM (qfLjt)

2 yay

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:00 AM (o3SCB)

3 >>>There's a disease prevalent among Tasmanian devils that causes facial tumours. It is only transmissible if one devil bites another on the face; unfortunately, they do that all the time.

Doin' some 'shrooms, Pixy?

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:02 AM (o3SCB)

4
Roku has patented a method to display ads on anything you plug into a Roku device.
-------

So, that USB stick that we plug into our Roku TV for 'pause' and 'rewind' functions, should never be plugged into anything else, right?

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)

5 There's days i wake up at 4am and think "what the hell is wrong with me", but then i put on a coffee and make a cup of sweater, open up the HQ, and there's the tech thread all shiny and new telling me it's OK, it's officially yesterday's tomorrow now, all is well, so go ahead and start waking up for real.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:08 AM (GkFGh)

6 So, that USB stick that we plug into our Roku TV for 'pause' and 'rewind' functions, should never be plugged into anything else, right?
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)

I don't know about all that, but it would explain why my wireless usb mouse is skootching around on my ouija board spelling out "DRINK MORE OVALTINE".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:09 AM (GkFGh)

7 Top Story



Google translates "Top Story" as csúcstörténet

This is not accurate.

DO NOT NOT TRUST GOOGLE

Posted by: Miklos is a cunning linguist at April 07, 2024 04:12 AM (7KVXA)

8 from the MSN article on X and Brazil:

"Last year [there was] a proposed internet regulation bill [that] put the onus on internet companies, search engines and social messaging services to find and report illegal material, instead of leaving it to the courts...."

Yikes. Don't do that, guys!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:13 AM (o3SCB)

9 5 i put on a coffee and make a cup of sweater
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:08 AM (GkFGh)

I ... think I see the grounds of the problem.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:14 AM (o3SCB)

10 >>>Musk is an imperfect defender of our liberties

And I think he would be the first to say that.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:15 AM (o3SCB)

11 i put on a coffee and make a cup of sweater
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:08 AM (GkFGh)

I ... think I see the grounds of the problem.
Posted by: m

May have been pilled.

Posted by: Miklos has a device for that, never used it, but loyal to All Ronco Products at April 07, 2024 04:16 AM (7KVXA)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 04:17 AM (T4tVD)

13 "Last year [there was] a proposed internet regulation bill [that] put the onus on internet companies, search engines and social messaging services to find and report illegal material, instead of leaving it to the courts...."

Yikes. Don't do that, guys!
Posted by: m

Like, I haven't Vacay time in like, six years.

Posted by: Bob's Supervisor from the NSA at April 07, 2024 04:18 AM (7KVXA)

14 >>>Musk is an imperfect defender of our liberties

And I think he would be the first to say that.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:15 AM (o3SCB)

It's so boring. People who hate liberty trying to kneecap a defender of liberty for being "imperfect".

Do i run around saying Bernie Sanders is an imperfect defender of the International, so his supporters are idiots for not worshipping Tom Sowell instead?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:18 AM (GkFGh)

15 JT

Posted by: hiya from the Newly Refurbished backyard birdbath at April 07, 2024 04:19 AM (7KVXA)

16 I mean, not trying to say Pix hates liberty.... it's just a refrain i hear from rotten people a lot which irks me.

You can totally say it if you actual do care about liberty. Obviously.

Sorry. The sweater hasn't kicked in yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:20 AM (GkFGh)

17 >>>Musk is an imperfect defender of our liberties
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Yeah, well at least he *is* defending them! Or, trying to.

Better than nothing.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 04:21 AM (njWTi)

18 The MSN X/Brazil article starts off with the ubiquitous "X Corp, formerly Twitter," and I wonder if Elon might have foreseen this sort of clunky circumlocution when he did the rebranding of Twitter to X and might have estimated that this would be Good for Marketing. I am not a marketer.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 04:21 AM (o3SCB)

19 Sorry. The sweater hasn't kicked in yet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Does the sweater come with sweater puppies?

Posted by: The Inquiring Mind of Miklos at April 07, 2024 04:22 AM (7KVXA)

20 "X, formerly Twitter"

Oh, fercryinoutloud. Who *doesn't know* that twatter is no longer "twatter" but is now "X"?

Anybody? Really? And yet they persist with the clumsification of those names.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 04:24 AM (njWTi)

21 Does the sweater come with sweater puppies?
Posted by: The Inquiring Mind of Miklos at April 07, 2024 04:22 AM (7KVXA)

It's 90% merino and 10% my damn dog who likes to flump down on my skein while I'm knitting and get his little pooch furs all up in there... so.... sort of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:24 AM (GkFGh)

22 Elon v. Sundar Pichai

Two walk in....

Posted by: Miklos will pay the PPV at April 07, 2024 04:25 AM (7KVXA)

23 It's 90% merino and 10% my damn dog who likes to flump down on my skein while I'm knitting and get his little pooch furs all up in there... so.... sort of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Nice, but not...

Anyway

Posted by: Miklos has random Y chromosome based thoughts at April 07, 2024 04:28 AM (7KVXA)

24 I never fully understood the "rectification of names" thing... like the comintern bigwigs were sitting around a table and the chairman was all "Igor is a stupid name, Igor. My sister dated an Igor who was a jackass. You'll be called 'Fluffy' from now on" and Igor was all "Ok, Comrade, anything for the revolution" and the Chairman was all "Shut up, Fluffy".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 04:40 AM (GkFGh)

25 Mornin'

I have a Roku stick plugged into an old flat screen TV. I like my Roku stick. Whenever that old TV dies, I'll probably replace it with its modern equivalent. It's an RCA my late BiL bought at Walmart. I can do that. Not sure what advantages a Roku TV has over the Roku stick and I'm not sure I care.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 07, 2024 04:41 AM (f87vz)

26 It is time for a Rectification of Names.

Also most college professors working the rice paddies and various Dignity Canals. All government employees shall be volunteered for this Noble Work.

Posted by: Miklos has bought a controlling interest in Aero Pinochet at April 07, 2024 04:48 AM (7KVXA)

27 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2024 04:51 AM (ju2Fy)

28 Not sure what advantages a Roku TV has over the Roku stick and I'm not sure I care.
--------

Morning, Puddleglum!

We have both... not much difference, really.

I bought the Roku tv because it was the right size, cheap & hubby was nearly bedridden at that time. We had no cable wire going to his room. Wireless was the only way to go, but didn't have a roku 'stick' yet OR spare tv. Cash & carry!

Later, I ordered a roku stick for big tv in living room. Could not find one in any local store at that time.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 04:53 AM (njWTi)

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2024 05:01 AM (oCjPU)

30 Mornin' Don Black.

Cat gotcher tongue?

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:02 AM (njWTi)

31 29
Posted by: Don Black

Pithy

"The soul of wit is brevity"

Posted by: Miklos approves at April 07, 2024 05:04 AM (7KVXA)

32 Minecraft just said fnord to me.

I wonder if this is a sign.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2024 05:04 AM (BLOW1)

33
Elon has kind of stayed in the middle while the left has gone so far to the left they're on the edge of a cliff. Nobody with half a brain left is following them over the edge.

Also, a vote for Biden is a vote for not-so-Civil War and losing your home to squatters.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 05:05 AM (RKVpM)

34 Musk is okay in my book as a South African transplant. We absolutely can use him and he is a useful bitch.

Dance for me, Elon! Dance for me!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2024 05:06 AM (wnzcV)

35 Cat gotcher tongue?



This is something I cannot translate into Hungarian.

Posted by: Miklos admits defeat at April 07, 2024 05:06 AM (7KVXA)

36 @ 29... That you, Mitch?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2024 05:07 AM (ju2Fy)

37
Not too familiar with metasyntactic variables.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 05:07 AM (RKVpM)

38 I wonder if this is a sign.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

It is

Posted by: Minecraft Lord Miklos at April 07, 2024 05:08 AM (7KVXA)

39 I wonder if this is a sign.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

It is
Posted by: Minecraft Lord Miklos

It is a sign... from God...

Posted by: Blues Brothers at April 07, 2024 05:09 AM (njWTi)

40 Not too familiar with metasyntactic variables.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Fine

This all about Hungarian grammatical syntax.

Posted by: Miklos is pleasing for assist with your issue at April 07, 2024 05:10 AM (7KVXA)

41 This all about Hungarian grammatical syntax.
Posted by: Miklos is pleasing for assist with your issue

They're taxing SIN NOW ?

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

42 ...Hungarian grammatical syntax...
----------

Whatchoo talkin bout?

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:12 AM (njWTi)

43 Good morning morons

I should be asleep but I'm not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 05:12 AM (RIvkX)

44 It is a sign... from God...
Posted by: Blues Brothers

lawd have mercy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKKVVnKjr2g

Posted by: Miklos actually met Brother James at April 07, 2024 05:13 AM (7KVXA)

45 They're taxing SIN NOW ?
Posted by: JT
--------

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was!

'Twas ever thus.

Hiya, JT

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:13 AM (njWTi)

46 I thought Pigout was French, not Hungarian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 05:15 AM (GkFGh)

47 Hiya JQ !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:16 AM (T4tVD)

48
I used to obsceneasize variables, especially when referring to taxes.

Why have 'Fica' when you can have 'FuckingFica' as a variable?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 05:17 AM (RKVpM)

49 Barely awake, JT! Haha

How you?

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:22 AM (njWTi)

50
Talk about signs - the Statue of Liberty got struck by lightning a couple days ago, quickly followed by an earthquake a day later. Half a million people have left the city in the past year. All while they're trying to rob a wealthy man of every penny he owns.

Will the last person leaving NYC turn the lights out?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 05:22 AM (RKVpM)

51 President Miklos would never tax sin.

Would cost me too much.

*lights one, pours one*

Posted by: Miklos is honest, at least at April 07, 2024 05:23 AM (7KVXA)

52 Mrs. F. must have reminded me about ten times to bring the balsamic vinegar to her mother's house when I drove to meet her there for dinner last night.

Each time, I told her, no, I won't remember. Don't worry, she said, I put it in a pink bag by your car key. You can't miss it. I'll forget, I told her!

I'll have to drop it off this morning...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 05:24 AM (RIvkX)

53 Barely awake, JT! Haha

How you?
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:22 AM (njWTi)

Thinking bout going back to bed.....

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:25 AM (T4tVD)

54 Will the last person leaving NYC turn the lights out?
-------

All considered, I believe the lights will go out in NYC *long before* the last person leaves.

And furthermore, I will not GAF.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:26 AM (njWTi)

55 Thinking bout going back to bed.....
Posted by: JT

Take that young lad Skip with you!

Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at April 07, 2024 05:27 AM (7KVXA)

56 Thinking bout going back to bed.....
Posted by: JT

Take that young lad Skip with you!
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at April 07, 2024 05:27 AM (7KVXA)

I own a weedwhacker, Buddy !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:28 AM (T4tVD)

57 The Supe was out of vanilla glazed donuts, so I got glazed donut sticks and .....and MAN.....these things SUCK !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:29 AM (T4tVD)

58 Thinking bout going back to bed.....
Posted by: JT

Ya know? That sounds like an excellent plan!

Good night, all.

Happy weekend!

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2024 05:30 AM (njWTi)

59 The Supe was out of vanilla glazed donuts, so I got glazed donut sticks and .....and MAN.....these things SUCK !
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:29 AM (T4tVD)
===
Don't tell Skip.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 05:30 AM (RIvkX)

60
metasyntactic

Oh, I get it now... Facebook changed their name to Meta instead of Spam.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 05:32 AM (RKVpM)

61 Mornin’ mooncalves

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 07, 2024 05:43 AM (JRP2U)

62 Evening and morning to all the early risers and . . . well, I'd *guess* most of the late toilers are just early risers on a Sunday. Pixy has just gone off the Devil's Daylight Time and said he would get an extra hour's sleep; I hope it happened!

'Tis 67 F. here, humidity up, not much wind. After yesterday's hurry and errands, I don't much feel like working out, though I know I should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2024 05:47 AM (omVj0)

63 This is a fun ONT.

I managed to laugh egregiously without even farting.

I call this a win-win.

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at April 07, 2024 05:48 AM (7KVXA)

64 Big black Stirling cat is here, bumping me with a solid head. He is hinting about breakfast. I get it, cat, you haven't eaten in, what, two hours? Hang on, I'll get to you. Your manservant needs to wake up a little.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2024 05:49 AM (omVj0)

65 'Tis 67 F. here, humidity up, not much wind. After yesterday's hurry and errands, I don't much feel like working out, though I know I should.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Shoulda, coulda, woulda

Posted by: The Miracle Fat Burning Hillary Workout at April 07, 2024 05:51 AM (7KVXA)

66 Mornin’ mooncalves
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

Yer just tryin' to trick me into asking "What's a MOONCALF ?"

I refuse !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 05:52 AM (T4tVD)

67 63 This is a fun ONT.
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at April 07, 2024 05:48 AM (7KVXA)

It's a Daily Tech News thread.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 05:53 AM (o3SCB)

68 Five good things. A reflection on one of the psalms and writing down things one is grateful for:

tinyurl.com/y9n5j2z5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 05:53 AM (ZCZOh)

69 It's a marvelous night for a Mooncalf

Posted by: Van Morrison, probably drunk because Irish at April 07, 2024 05:54 AM (7KVXA)

70 It's a Daily Tech News thread.
Posted by: m

Pixy, bless xer heart, is an Interloper.

I am so old, I remember 1000 comments ONT days.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos al-Sharpton at April 07, 2024 05:57 AM (7KVXA)

71 Golden retrievers going down escalator with human “dads” holding them:

https://tinyurl.com/yckfaw3d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 05:58 AM (ZCZOh)

72 I refuse !
Posted by: JT

Copyright infringement?

Je permite.

Posted by: Emile Zola at April 07, 2024 06:00 AM (7KVXA)

73 Golden retrievers going down escalator with human “dads” holding them:

https://tinyurl.com/yckfaw3d
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 05:58 AM (ZCZOh)

They'll NEVER retrieve NUTHIN' thataway !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:02 AM (T4tVD)

74
Tech Question: Is it advisable to place ones cell phone in the microwave during a solar eclipse?

Posted by: Karen CheChe at April 07, 2024 06:03 AM (RKVpM)

75 It would be cool to breed Golden Retrievers specially bred and trained to retrieve other Golden Retrievers.

Posted by: Miklos is OK with cats, but dogs be more betterer at April 07, 2024 06:06 AM (7KVXA)

76 Tech Question: Is it advisable to place ones cell phone in the microwave during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at April 07, 2024 06:03 AM (RKVpM

Wasn't that basically the premise of Event Horizon?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 06:07 AM (GkFGh)

77 I was walking to work one day and saw a wee little Hispanic lady walking her cat on a leash while carrying her dog (a little poodle). I stopped and mentioned she is doing it backwards which got a laugh from her. She explained why but I can't remember the reason now. The cat was getting nervous about me, so I left her to juggle the pets.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 07, 2024 06:08 AM (sAmhv)

78 75 It would be cool to breed Golden Retrievers specially bred and trained to retrieve other Golden Retrievers.
Posted by: Miklos is OK with cats, but dogs be more betterer at April 07, 2024 06:06 AM (7KVXA)

My sister has a Doberman pincher pincher.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2024 06:08 AM (GkFGh)

79 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2024 06:09 AM (fwDg9)

80 74
Tech Question: Is it advisable to place ones cell phone in the microwave during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: Karen CheChe



Yes, as long as you wear your mask and hop on one leg.

Posted by: National Institute of SCIENCE at April 07, 2024 06:10 AM (sAmhv)

81 Hiya Skip !

How did the Totally NOT Pearl Harbor 500 turn out ?

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:11 AM (T4tVD)

82 Tech Question: Is it advisable to place ones cell phone in the microwave during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: Karen CheChe


Yes, as long as you wear your mask and hop on one leg.
Posted by: National Institute of SCIENCE at April 07, 2024 06:10 AM (sAmhv)


While wearing a full body condom, drinking carrot juice, and singing the theme to The Banana Splits

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 07, 2024 06:12 AM (JRP2U)

83 G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip

Skip was good, so extra blueberries.
.

Posted by: Aunt Miklos, quietly sippy a Moring Toddy at April 07, 2024 06:15 AM (7KVXA)

84
Libera te tutemet ex inferis - sound advice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 06:15 AM (RKVpM)

85 4 bananas make a bunch
And so do many more

Posted by: TeeJ at April 07, 2024 06:16 AM (dWUm0)

86 4 bananas make a bunch
And so do many more
Posted by: TeeJ

The more ya get
the more ya pay
enrichening the store !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:19 AM (T4tVD)

87 While wearing a full body condom, drinking carrot juice, and singing the theme to The Banana Splits
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

Hey Bubba

We don't take kindly of no Immantizing of no Eschatons in these here parts.

Posted by: Shade Tree Meta-thinker Miklos at April 07, 2024 06:21 AM (7KVXA)

88 Yes, but...
The more you buy, the better chance of having 3 go really, really ripe.
And you know what that means....
Banana bread!

Posted by: TeeJ at April 07, 2024 06:24 AM (dWUm0)

89 Hey Bubba

We don't take kindly of no Immantizing of no Eschatons in these here parts.
Posted by: Shade Tree Meta-thinker Miklos at April 07, 2024 06:21 AM (7KVXA)


Aw, you never let us have any fun…
*pouts and looks at floor*

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 07, 2024 06:31 AM (JRP2U)

90 Yes, but...
The more you buy, the better chance of having 3 go really, really ripe.
And you know what that means....
Banana bread!
Posted by: TeeJ at April 07, 2024 06:24 AM (dWUm0)

they just turn into bread by themselves ?

I always wondered how that was made !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:31 AM (T4tVD)

91 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 07, 2024 06:33 AM (DeFcY)

92 My grandparents saw Banana Bread open for the Electric Prunes in Tirana in 1967.

Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias at April 07, 2024 06:33 AM (7KVXA)

93 Yes, but...
The more you buy, the better chance of having 3 go really, really ripe.
And you know what that means....
Banana bread!
Posted by: TeeJ at April 07, 2024 06:24 AM (dWUm0)

they just turn into bread by themselves ?

I always wondered how that was made !
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:31 AM (T4tVD)
-----------
Don't ask about the breadfruit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 07, 2024 06:33 AM (DeFcY)

94 Don't ask about the breadfruit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 07, 2024


***
I hope never to see another breadfruit as long as I live.

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at April 07, 2024 06:37 AM (omVj0)

95 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

One assumes, as one does.


https://tinyurl.com/ey84ny7b

Posted by: Pope Miklkos the Innocent at April 07, 2024 06:39 AM (7KVXA)

96 Pixy

Jesus said to him, “No one who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is fit for the kingdom of God.”

We dont do takebacks. Keep him.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 06:39 AM (ENQN6)

97 It's chilly, maybe making coffee will help

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2024 06:39 AM (fwDg9)

98 Good morning! It's currently a very pleasant 60F on the patio here in Cowtown, on tap for 78. Gonna spend another day in the garden putting in plants and prepping pathways. Gotta wait for the sun to come up and the grand daughter to get a cup of coffee first.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2024 06:40 AM (YRsIm)

99 I hope never to see another breadfruit as long as I live.
Posted by: Fletcher Christian at April 07, 2024 06:37 AM (omVj0)
------------
Got news for you...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 07, 2024 06:42 AM (DeFcY)

100 Cannon wondered aloud about Trump’s thinking and how he could have expected the same treatment. Cannon asked Bratt if it was “reasonably foreseeable” for Trump to expect to avoid prosecution given the statute’s history and his purview as the “original classification authority” over presidential papers.

Bratt further clarified that the alleged crime took place the moment Trump left office, prompting Cannon to again suggest different treatment between Trump and Biden. “[Then] wouldn't that have been applicable to other officials who, I think, it's undisputed have possessed classified information post-presidency, and done so through willful actions?”

Hey Judge FYI Biden was not President.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 06:43 AM (ENQN6)

101 TODAY
4/7
82°

A shower and thunderstorm
Night: Cloudy and warm with a shower

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 06:45 AM (ENQN6)

102 “The Democratic National Convention is scheduled to convene on August 19, 2024, which occurs more than a week after the August 7 deadline to certify a presidential candidate to the office,” Secretary of State Frank LaRose wrote to Ohio Democratic Party Chairwoman Liz Walters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 06:46 AM (ENQN6)

103
Party conventions are usually toward the end of the month of August.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 06:50 AM (RKVpM)

104 So ,I really need to get Brave instead of Bing, because I really don't need to click on their link, "Ten Reasons why people stop being Christians."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 06:53 AM (XkYcA)

105 Welp ! I didn't win the Powerball.

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:58 AM (T4tVD)

106 The devotion I posted for today earlier in this thread and about gratitude suggested listing in a notebook everyday five things you are grateful for. Here are mine for today:

Trusting that the medication which the doctor provided will provide relief for spouse's shingles.

Approaching sunrise is glorious with pink clouds and a blaze of gold as the sun gets ready to rise.

Saw a fox up the road. (I like foxes)

Grateful for our being to set up spouse's art show at the library.

Grateful my son who is hard at work on his studies at college and is a good young man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 06:58 AM (XkYcA)

107 Welp ! I didn't win the Powerball.

AGAIN !
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 06:58 AM (T4tVD)
--------
Dangit!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 07, 2024 07:02 AM (DeFcY)

108
Grateful my son who is hard at work on his studies at college and is a good young man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2024 06:58 AM


My wife was talking to a woman at the YMCA recently who has a daughter taking some sort of college program in agriculture whose daughter she was happy to say was hired to work at some farm on the western side of PA. Made me think of your son.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 07:05 AM (RKVpM)

109 No workout today, and I'll deal with the guilt somehow. Instead, a short pipe, a red chili burrito for part one of my breakfast, and then I plan to run out to the Walmart about a half hour up the highway, just for the fun of driving my big car on a smooth 65-mph road on what is probably the last cool morning we'll see around here.

I'll be back in time for the Book Thread for sure.

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at April 07, 2024 07:06 AM (omVj0)

110 Fen-

You could add "Grateful for not getting caught robbing a bank"

If ya wanted to liven it up a little.

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 07:07 AM (T4tVD)

111 Australia's own radical left wing censor-in-chief - who is an imported American that you guys can take back at any time -

------

Better idea: you keep that person, and name a vile POS Australian living in America. Maybe one of the Murdochs or something. Then we suspend both in iron cages in prominent locations so people can watch them waste away and get picked at by passing birds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2024 07:08 AM (Zhwz2)

112
I'll be back in time for the Book Thread for sure.

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at April 07, 2024 07:06 AM


That's what you think. Go anywhere in the world Mr. Christian and I'll be one step behind you, rope in hand.

Posted by: Captain Bligh at April 07, 2024 07:09 AM (RKVpM)

113 Australia's own radical left wing censor-in-chief - who is an imported American that you guys can take back at any time -


Is Krak with him ?

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2024 07:11 AM (T4tVD)

114 Morning peeps

I'm usually up in time to see the sunrise. 7:20AM is when it's officially up at our place. Sky is clear, and the eastern horizon is orange and blue.

And it's chilly, with scattered frost (again.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2024 07:11 AM (Q4IgG)

115 The unemployment rate fell to 3.8%. But Black unemployment rose to 6.4% from 5.6%.

You do not have to be a genius to realize that unchecked illegal immigration can force massive downward pressure on unskilled labor.

Supply and Demand is real.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 07:16 AM (ENQN6)

116 Good morning all!

Silliness runs rampant...

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 07, 2024 07:18 AM (PzBTm)

117 "The social medial company said it is unaware why the blocking orders have been issued and is barred from giving details of the impacted accounts."

The Judge is just following current Facebook and old Twitter policies. Don't wonder where he get's those ideas - they're from American companies run by leftist pigs.

Posted by: Java Joe at April 07, 2024 07:18 AM (WaLgG)

118 Supply and Demand is real.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Dude!

Posted by: FreH at April 07, 2024 07:19 AM (7KVXA)

119
The unemployment rate fell to 3.8%. But Black unemployment rose to 6.4% from 5.6%.

120,000 more votes for Trump by my back of napkin calculations.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 07:19 AM (RKVpM)

120 "Roku basically wants to give you Digital Devil Facial Tumour Disease.'

But they'll put out the true (ad-supported) biopic on their channel, called "Shin Digital Devil Facial Tumour Disease Story". Or SDDFTDS for short. Atlus will have the rights to publish the game of the movie, of course.

Posted by: Another Anon at April 07, 2024 07:23 AM (QNMaY)

121 Having a big breakfast today, bacon, eggs, corned beef hash, pierogies, toast and endless coffee.

Ok, it's not so much endless as it is sufficient to the task.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2024 07:27 AM (XV/Pl)

122 The Biden administration is drawing up plans to require goods produced in Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank to be clearly labelled as coming from there, according to US officials, another sign of White House unhappiness with the government of Benjamin Netanyahu.

You know who else used labels?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 07:27 AM (ENQN6)

123 Supply and Demand is real.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Friedrich Hayek has entered the chat.

Posted by: Miklos is a dismal scientist at April 07, 2024 07:27 AM (7KVXA)

124 You know who else used labels?
Posted by: rhennigantx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO7VUklDlQw

Posted by: Miklos is a dismal but diligent scientist at April 07, 2024 07:29 AM (7KVXA)

125
No yellow star?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 07:31 AM (RKVpM)

126 @119

>>120,000 more votes for Trump by my back of napkin calculations.

Except the Junta is abetting the importation of any where from a Wyoming to a Delaware sized army of illegals, every three months or so, and apparently thousands of dead people are being signed up to vote.

And it's a well known fact that the dead are reliable Democrat voters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2024 07:32 AM (XV/Pl)

127 No yellow star?
Posted by: Divide by Zero

We await you orders

Posted by: Muslim Uigur slaves at April 07, 2024 07:33 AM (7KVXA)

128 "Rubidium + Embeddium = Splat."

Explain?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2024 07:33 AM (qPw5n)

129 @122: Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 07:27 AM (ENQN6

On the other hand, it will make it easier for people who want to support Israeli products to do so. But (there’s always a but) the regime is gearing up to give Israel the South Africa treatment. I suspected this as soon as i heard the phrase “pariah State”.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 07, 2024 07:35 AM (HFbEw)

130 The Corpse You Can't Stop Dancing With

https://tinyurl.com/482635f5

Articles with the phrase Bizzaroworld Flowerdicked Gender Bolsheviks are a must read.

Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2024 07:35 AM (j0Uz8)

131 he Biden administration is drawing up plans to require goods produced in Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank to be clearly labelled as coming from there, according to US officials, another sign of White House unhappiness with [s[the government of Benjamin Netanyahu. those damn joos!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 07:27 AM (ENQN6)
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Translated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

132 Dammit

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

133 74
Tech Question: Is it advisable to place ones cell phone in the microwave during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at April 07, 2024 06:03 AM (RKVpM)


Certainly, as long as you are fully vaxxed, masked, and standing at least 6 ft away from the microwave. Stay Safe!

Posted by: CDC Eclipse FAQ at April 07, 2024 07:38 AM (PiwSw)

134
I'm sure the Obama contingent of the (D) party is where all the Jew hate originates. Biden is trying to create some sort of EO to save their butts in the coming Trump Train 2.0 because they're starting to see the writing on the wall.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 07, 2024 07:39 AM (RKVpM)

135 Wow... I'm looking at some pictures and drone footage from the mid-Ohio valley (Eastern Ohio and West Virginia.) Massive flooding in and around Marietta, OH and Parkersburg, WV. (I used to live there.)

My sister in law who lives at our place in WV said she's been trapped by high water since last Thursday. Our place is well above any potential floods, but since it's downhill from there, no way out.

Her only request; cigarettes and beer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2024 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

136 The Left's continuous attempts to draw parallels between the apartheid regime and Israel are not just insulting but reveals their ahistoricity as well.

Arabs make up a fifth of Israel's citizenry, have the same rights, vote for the same Knesset, serve on the Supreme Court, pay the same taxes, worship in mosques, etc.

Anyone making this argument is a straight up Jew-hater, like Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

137 A week ago we were treated to days of articles about the massive fundraising Joe, Barack and Bubba made at a glitzy NYC event. They pulled in a record $25 million in one night!

Trump took in over $50 million last night at a Mar A Lago even all by his lonesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2024 07:45 AM (LkLld)

138 >>>>The Left's continuous attempts to draw parallels between the apartheid regime and Israel are not just insulting but reveals their ahistoricity as well.

Arabs make up a fifth of Israel's citizenry, have the same rights, vote for the same Knesset, serve on the Supreme Court, pay the same taxes, worship in mosques, etc.

Anyone making this argument is a straight up Jew-hater, like Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:43 AM (RIvkX)
—————-
Now you’re trying to confuse them with facts.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 07, 2024 07:45 AM (HFbEw)

139 Now you’re trying to confuse them with facts.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 07, 2024 07:45 AM (HFbEw)
====
This is something that I think often confounds opposition to the junta. They think facts matter, when it is not possible to argue with someone who did not reason themselves into their position, but felt it was the "right thing to do."

No history, no facts, no reasons matter.

Trump wins because he too appeals to emotions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

140
A woman was moderately injured and four more people were lightly injured when a car struck a group of protesters on Saturday night in Tel Aviv. The five were taken to Ichilov Hospital.

The hospital announced that it had admitted five people injured in the protest, with one of them suffering moderate injuries from being struck by a vehicle, and the rest with minor injuries.

===
Leftists assh*les block the streets there too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

141 So ,I really need to get Brave instead of Bing, because I really don't need to click on their link, "Ten Reasons why people stop being Christians."
Posted by: Fen

www.brave.com then click on download should do it.
It'll import all your saved bookmarks from most other browsers if you let it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2024 08:00 AM (hA4MP)

142 Translated.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

I is better in the original language of Klingon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:00 AM (ENQN6)

143 The hospital announced that it had admitted five people injured in the protest, with one of them suffering moderate injuries from being struck by a vehicle, and the rest with minor injuries.

===
Leftists assh*les block the streets there too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
++++
I believe the MSM reports it as "the mostly peaceful protest spilled over onto the highway".

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 07, 2024 08:02 AM (Lo97M)

144 brave on the phone is really the only thing that works for me

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:05 AM (ENQN6)

145 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 07, 2024 08:05 AM (dg+HA)

146 Amazon Fresh Ditches Checkout-Free Shopping

Trans:
4000 Indians (dot not feather) madly typing away prices into a fake virtual robot market basket are out of a job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:07 AM (ENQN6)

147 Well, I only got one number and a powerball number right in last night Powerball drawing last night.

I guess I can't have nice things.

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2024 08:08 AM (88xKn)

148 2 eggs over easy on top of a nice hot mess of corned beef hash.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 07, 2024 08:08 AM (R/m4+)

149 Paxlovid causes 1 out of 4 to have CV symptoms multiple times of the course of a year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:09 AM (ENQN6)

150 Paxlovid causes 1 out of 4 to have CV symptoms multiple times of the course of a year.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Don't take anything recommended for covid and you'll be better off.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2024 08:22 AM (hA4MP)

151 130 jsg That is a good read

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2024 08:30 AM (fwDg9)

152 Uh oh, someone woke up

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2024 08:31 AM (fwDg9)

153 G'morning, all.



Well, Mrs VIA completed the Cooper River Bridge Run/Walk in Charleston yesterday.
At least she wasn't alone, with somewhere around 34,000 folks participating. Including a certain Pickleball playing Moron.

Unfortunately, Dr's orders for her raging sinus infection were for her to walk it, instead of running this year.

But hey, we begin preps for next year..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 08:31 AM (a1415)

154 >>>Amazon Fresh Ditches Checkout-Free Shopping

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:07 AM (ENQN6)
————
Imagine that, let me put on my surprised hat and ask ”what could have gone wrong?” Could it have been the devil, OR perhaps thieving shoppers, just don’t know???

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 07, 2024 08:31 AM (HFbEw)

155 Or not, maybe everyone was getting coffee or breakfast

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2024 08:31 AM (fwDg9)

156 >>All considered, I believe the lights will go out in NYC *long before* the last person leaves.


Think after the last person is out - the last non-lawless person - they should put up barrier like in "District B13."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2024 08:37 AM (6IDWi)

157 Well, Mrs VIA completed the Cooper River Bridge Run/Walk in Charleston yesterday.

SiL and nephew ran that yesterday as well.

Posted by: Walter Kronkite at April 07, 2024 08:38 AM (pOmUG)

158 156 >>All considered, I believe the lights will go out in NYC *long before* the last person leaves.


Think after the last person is out - the last non-lawless person - they should put up barrier like in "District B13."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2024 08:37 AM (6IDWi)

Escape from New York New York is going to look like a church grounds picnic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:39 AM (ENQN6)

159 "SiL and nephew ran that yesterday as well."

Do they live down this way, or did they travel for it?

More importantly, did they enjoy it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 08:40 AM (a1415)

160 off old sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2024 08:41 AM (pOmUG)

161 They had a good time. Traveled from Greenville, SC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2024 08:42 AM (pOmUG)

162 "They had a good time. Traveled from Greenville, SC.>

That's a nice trip

Really lets you see the change in topography in South Carolina coming down into the midlands, and then finally into the low-country.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 08:44 AM (a1415)

163 >>Amazon Fresh Ditches Checkout-Free Shopping


Silicon Valley big brains meet human nature, in its rawest form thanks to 3rd world invaders!


Michelle Obama will be so disappointed as her vision was for all of us to use these smart shopping carts to scold us for unhealthy choices . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2024 08:46 AM (6IDWi)

164 >>Escape from New York New York is going to look like a church grounds picnic.

Yeah, Luc Besson's "District B13" is more realistic.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2024 08:48 AM (6IDWi)

165 Escape from New York New York is going to look like a church grounds picnic.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Escape from N.Y. was a how to guide for norms.
Preemptively all bridges, ferries, land, sea, and air routes in and out of NYC should be sealed now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2024 08:48 AM (hA4MP)

166 Imagine being a female senior citizen, living above the fourth floor in a NYC apartment building.

When the electric goes out, not even drinking water from the tap, let alone an elevator to get in and out.

Now add the roving gangs of predators stalking folks at will.

Life for your average city resident will descend into Game-of-Thrones type living in under four days, easily.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 08:48 AM (a1415)

167 Yeah, Luc Besson's "District B13" is more realistic.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2024 08:48 AM (6IDWi)

Please Mister Please
Dont play B13

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2024 08:50 AM (ENQN6)

168 Imagine being a female senior citizen, living above the fourth floor in a NYC apartment building.

When the electric goes out, not even drinking water from the tap, let alone an elevator to get in and out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I'll have to check; but, it used to be the fire department could only get their ladders up 8 floors, after that you're waiting for a fireman (carrying 200lbs of gear on his back) to climb up to you on the 40th floor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2024 08:52 AM (hA4MP)

169 There's a woman in a wheelchair in Portland already describing life like that. She complained about the riots outside. Can't move elsewhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2024 08:56 AM (yeEu9)

170 "I'll have to check; but, it used to be the fire department could only get their ladders up 8 floors, after that you're waiting for a fireman (carrying 200lbs of gear on his back) to climb up to you on the 40th floor."

I would think that is still an accurate statement.

Now get into the frame of mind that the city infrastructure has collapsed, and there won't be any fireman coming to get you.

Nor any Police to protect you from the predator on the other side of your door, kicking it in to gain access to you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 08:56 AM (a1415)

171 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2024 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

172 Celtic and Rangers

Posted by: Jamaica at April 07, 2024 08:57 AM (IG7T0)

173 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, guv'nor

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2024 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

174 Village Idiot's Apprentice

You didn't mention that the same government that will not help you with police or fireman forbids self-defense weapons.

And will prosecute you, if you save your own life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2024 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

175 I went into one of those Amazon stores. It's not necessarily thieving, but, rather, the cameras can't see everything you pick up

Posted by: Jamaica at April 07, 2024 09:00 AM (IG7T0)

176 Salty!

I thought I saw that Mrs Salty is maybe home now, to complete her recovery?

If so, fantastic news!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2024 09:01 AM (a1415)

177 Another day of high winds here. I was driving in it yesterday. The fields aren't left bare so it's not like the dust bowl. But there are a lot of dirt roads. They had to close one because of poor visibility.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2024 09:02 AM (yeEu9)

178 Book thread!

Posted by: pawn-(short-lived) Champion of Reality at April 07, 2024 09:19 AM (QB+5g)

179 Book thread!
Posted by: pawn-(short-lived) Champion of Reality at April 07, 2024 09:19 AM (QB+5g)

Books? How quaint.

Posted by: Mortimer Snerd at April 07, 2024 09:23 AM (iODuv)

180 70 Pixy, bless xer heart
Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos al-Sharpton at April 07, 2024 05:57 AM (7KVXA)

um

Posted by: m at April 07, 2024 10:40 AM (o3SCB)

181 Goddammit, can't ANYONE ever mention Musk or Trump without pointing out their flaws?

How's about everyt time I mention you I add that you are a recluse and a misanthrope?

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at April 07, 2024 01:10 PM (Gv2Zc)

182 "Musk is an imperfect defender of our liberties, but I'll give him credit when he gets it right."

Oh, isn't that big of you! What a real man you are. You've judged Musk acceptable to serve you, you hero you. Thank you for letting us know that, although Elon Musk does not measure up to your standards of humanity, you will still grant him your approval at times....

You fucking clowns are insufferable. Do you ever read that shit you post? Who the fuck are you to say anything about Musk or Trump or any of the very few standing up for human rights? You smug stooges deserve to be ruled by people like Joe Biden and Jacinda Ardern- you beg to be!

Posted by: H.L Menckenstuf at April 07, 2024 02:38 PM (3hvHi)

183 I'm still trying to figure out the indignation about AI going out and looking at other stuff to learn how to create things.

Don't human beings do exactly that to learn stuff? How do you figure out how to write or draw without taking notes on how other people have done it?

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