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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report: "Stepping Away" 4/4/2024From J.J. Sefton In light of a medical situation back in February that I had hinted at, you may have wondered about yesterday's Morning Report and connected the dots. Unfortunately, your instincts are correct. After suffering some sort of seizure back in February, while the initial MRI and spinal tap showed nothing, a subsequent MRI this past Friday evidently seems to indicate that I might have some sort of brain tumor/growth that would require immediate attention. As in surgery. That said, on a positive note -- and I'm holding onto this bit of news as positive with all my might -- the medical neurology team and the surgical neurology team are apparently still reading the tea leaves to see what kind of surgery, if any, is required to deal with this. I am hoping against hope for that non-surgical option but am preparing myself as best as I can for whatever is to be. I'll know more in the coming days, but obviously this means that I will have to step away from the blog and the podcasts for some extended period of time. Many of you have asked how I am able to wade through the outrages and nightmare scenarios we find ourselves in day after day and still cope. Hell, maybe that's what caused what's happening in the first place, despite my viewing it as a way to let off steam and the satisfaction I get from writing these columns. No matter what, I hope to be able to once again be on these pages, at CJN and Taki's Magazine. I thank all of you for your support, prayers and comradeship since I first stumbled across this place nearly 20 years ago. God bless you all.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
WTFO??
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:46 AM (ENQN6) 2
Prayers for JJ
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:47 AM (ENQN6) 3
That sucks....good luck.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2024 07:47 AM (QNSds) 4
All my prayers for a full recovery.
Posted by: Mark in South Jordan Utah at April 04, 2024 07:48 AM (t9vmj) 5
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2024 07:48 AM (PQ4m2) 6
Good luck, JJ.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 07:49 AM (J2vNu) 7
Prayer up, JJ.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 07:49 AM (9yWhg) 8
🙏
Posted by: Rex B at April 04, 2024 07:50 AM (5h/8D) 9
JJ we are all praying for you.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 07:50 AM (vFG9F) 10
JJ -
You will be in my prayers as you go through this. Please stay strong and positive. God isn't done with you yet. Not to mention this world is made so much more interesting and informative with you in it. Peace and Blessings Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 04, 2024 07:50 AM (UcAQV) 11
Prayers for you brother J.J.
Posted by: KasperHauserinPrayer at April 04, 2024 07:50 AM (qrtQl) 12
All the best, sir.
Posted by: Bill R at April 04, 2024 07:51 AM (XKc/n) 13
CBD, thank you for posting this for JJ.
Prayers up for him, you, the Horde and the world in general. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 07:51 AM (a1415) 14
Prayers for your speedy recovery, Sefton!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 07:51 AM (3e3hy) 15
Prayers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 07:51 AM (WBDKS) Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 07:51 AM (89Sog) 17
Well this is the last thing I expected to see this morning. Damn JJ all I can say is how treasured you are, how much we need you and that I will be praying my ass off for you.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 04, 2024 07:52 AM (iF0sF) 18
Willowed: It's difficult for people who have never driven through Kansas to understand the magnitude of I-70. It doesn't look like much on the map, but in terms of the scientist scale, it's at least 9, 10 million scientists long. The same interstate in Texas would have 125 mph speed limit. They don't put up with that kind of shit in Texas. They killed all their scientists a long time ago. It's for the best, really.
Posted by: meh at April 04, 2024 *** I've driven it westbound, twice. It is long and underpopulated. The two major things I noticed: Not every exit has a gas station right off the main road, so you need to be sure you fill up when you can; and though it seems utterly flat, I-70 and the land it's on rises ever so slightly toward the west. The elevation is 1000 feet at Kansas City; at the CO line it's 4000. So you;re driivng on a tabletop, but one that is tilted. Combine that with a west wind and your gas tank will empty rapidly. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 07:52 AM (J2vNu) 19
Good luck JJ
Posted by: carluchi at April 04, 2024 07:52 AM (mwfmr) 20
God bless you, JJ. You’ll be in my prayers daily. Your work here is amazing.
You might find my personal story encouraging…. Almost 30 years ago, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Doc thought it was cancer looking at the MRI but you can’t know for sure until it’s tested. So I took the surgical option and the doc removed it fully and it was NOT cancer. Fast forward to today and I’ve no ill effects, just a scar on my head. I pray you have a similar result Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (xT8gx) 21
Oh, ouch.
Prayers for you and your team and for you to be back posting about infuriating news soon. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (0mI8s) 22
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (bEb2S) 23
Prayers up, Sefton.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (Wnv9h) 24
🙏🏻
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (idB4K) 25
JJ my thoughts and prayers will be with you every day, you are the glue that holds us together daily
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (HbtE5) 26
May the prayers of the Moron Horde lift you up and deliver you from this medical condition.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (7fElN) 27
I'm praying for you, fellow Cheese Head.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 04, 2024 07:53 AM (ER9HB) 28
Prayers 🙏
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 07:54 AM (Q4IgG) 29
Prayers going up for you CBD!
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at April 04, 2024 07:54 AM (qMeWG) Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 07:54 AM (oCjPU) 31
God bless you, CBD.
Posted by: SARDiver at April 04, 2024 07:54 AM (Cmxw7) 32
JJ, you might be right, that the stress of reading and posting all this horrible doomcasting news is taking a toll on you. You finally fled the hellhole of NYC, though, so at least that boil on your soul has been lanced!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 07:54 AM (J2vNu) 33
very best wishes for a full recover, j j
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (B1FKF) 34
Dr. Jill should stick to offensive White House decorations, blathering about LGBTQ acceptance and covering for her husband. Anything beyond that is above her pay grade.
Posted by: Ripley at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (PTDkx) 35
Prayers ascending JJ for G-D to watch over you and guide your Drs to find a complete healing. Prayers also for Mrs.JJ.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (m3FnN) 36
All my best to you, JJ. I look forward to your hale and hearty return.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (eAiyU) 37
Good Luck and Positive thoughts JJ
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (CIS44) 38
praying for you to return to full health and provide more content for the foreseeable future JJ. Don't be a stranger on the blog and make sure to keep us updated as possible.
God bless and covfefe is ready... Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (nXhwP) Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 04, 2024 07:55 AM (n3DL0) 40
Good Morning Morons
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (A5THL) 41
Nice to note prayers for CBD too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (0mI8s) 42
My Buddy's wife had a big tumor in her head. They took it out. She's been good/no problems or side effects for 3 years and the medical expectation is that there will be none.
You know we're here and your birthday cake will be ready for you when you return. Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (TvHck) 43
Dr. Jill should stick to offensive White House decorations, blathering about LGBTQ acceptance and covering for her husband. Anything beyond that is above her pay grade.
Posted by: Ripley at April 04, 2024 *** Anything beyond choosing the crayons for today's first graders' coloring session is above her pay grade. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (J2vNu) 44
Good morning, CBD, Horde. Sorry to hear about JJ's health -- prayers up.
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (JcnCJ) 45
Prayers
Posted by: mossomo at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (mttHV) 46
Many prayers up for you JJ. God Bless you, your family and all those who will be treating you.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 04, 2024 07:56 AM (7ZQe3) 47
So sorry to hear this news, you will be in my prayers. You are so loved and needed on this blog and I appreciate everything that you do each and every morning.
Posted by: Spypeach at April 04, 2024 07:57 AM (UuB/1) 48
Prayers for healing and that other, most important one of all!
The gift of faith in His Only Begotten Son, our Perfect Passover Lamb! Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 07:58 AM (dWUm0) 49
JJ God bless and good luck. You should know your efforts mean the world to all those who visit and/or post here. Get well soon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2024 07:58 AM (Fol4f) 50
Prayers for you!
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:58 AM (e55in) 51
I remember JJ posting his first Morning Report on his birthday.
It seems fitting that he begin this hopefully temporary stepping away on his birthday as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 07:58 AM (a1415) 52
Thinking of you JJ and will direct prayers to the Almighty to look after you in the coming medical proceedings.
Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2024 07:59 AM (unUNN) 53
Prayers and best wishes to you Mr Sefton
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 07:59 AM (fs1hN) 54
Prayers for your rapid recovery, JJ!
Posted by: Crouching Chigger at April 04, 2024 07:59 AM (gYCa7) 55
Hang in there JJ. You're good people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 07:59 AM (di6C2) 56
Breaking my self imposed ban to say prayers up for you and your family JJ.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2024 08:00 AM (Vu7A1) 57
All the best for a speedy and full recovery, JJ.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 08:00 AM (LkLld) 58
You remain on my prayer list, JJ.
I also remain thankful for all you do here at AoS, CutJibNewsletter and Taki. Never let the devil get you down. Fuck Joe Biden. Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 04, 2024 08:00 AM (gxokI) 59
Also, Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (Vu7A1) 60
Get well JJ. We need you.
You are a bit of sanity in a world that doesn't seem to have much left. Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (Lo97M) 61
Amazon to cancel this “Amazon Go technology,” it turns out it wasn’t the AI doing the heavy lifting after all.
Instead, it was actually a team of low-paid Indians, one thousand strong, sitting somewhere, monitoring what shoppers were adding to their baskets. 1 little 2 little 3 little Indians Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (ENQN6) 62
Prayers sent for you, JJ. Hopefully, once God gets over the shock, he'll bless you with healing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (IUd0M) 63
"Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go! Let it be done just as you believed it would.” And his servant was healed at that moment."
Matthew 8:13 "Lord my God, I called to you for help, and you healed me." Psalm 30:2 Praying for you, JJ. You got this. Prepare yourself for what is to come. Praise the Lord. Never quit. Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (KFYTi) Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 08:01 AM (TvHck) 65
Aw, man. Prayin' for ya, JJ. You've always been full of piss and vinegar, so I'm confident you'll kill the tumor, rather than vice versa. Zei gezunt, und shtark.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 08:02 AM (0FoWg) 66
Tired of bad news.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:02 AM (R4t5M) 67
I'm so sorry to hear this. I'll miss the Morning Report but health takes priority. Healing prayers sent your way.
"I trust in your power and grace that sustain and restore me. Loving Father, touch me now with your healing hands, for I believe that your will is for me to be well in mind, body, soul and spirit." From The Most Powerful Healing Prayer by St. Padre Pio - Holy Family Parish. Posted by: Rodent at April 04, 2024 08:03 AM (ofe9M) 68
Oh, wow.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 08:03 AM (B0mGw) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2024 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) 70
Let us know if you need a Go Fund type assistance financially. Okay? Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 08:04 AM (RKVpM) 71
"What happened to CBD? "
He stepped up and posted this Morning Report for JJ. So....the thread is JJ's words. Posted on the blog by CBD. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 08:04 AM (a1415) 72
My goodness. JJ caught a McCain? Praying hard JJ.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 08:04 AM (VsuUI) 73
Your writing and fierce spirit are gifts. Thank you. Please know that you, your loved ones, and your medical team are in my prayers. God bless.
Posted by: Sally at April 04, 2024 08:04 AM (IFuiq) 74
Hang in there. My prayers are with you.
Posted by: Butkus51 at April 04, 2024 08:05 AM (BBPQE) 75
DOJ is looking to jail the woman who found Ashley Biden's diary per the NY Post.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (fs1hN) 76
JJ you are a total stranger to me, yet the news of your problems shook me to my core. I hope your health returns quickly and completely, for you and all of us strangers that depend on your wisdom.
Posted by: CraigAustin at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (hghhy) 77
I usually just skip the morning report because I personally find that reading through the mountain of links JJ compiles in the morning to be both daunting and a depressing way to start my day, I nevertheless appreciate the effort that always went into the posts.
Prayers up, get well soon JJ. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (fKIdX) Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (oCjPU) 79
God bless and best wishes. I survived a near fatal bout with colon cancer, and I offer one bit of advice: never stop laughing. On our radiation bus (rural area, free bus rides to the big regional hospital an hour away), there were 8 of us. Two of us kept laughing and cracking the foulest jokes you could imagine. The other 6 are dead.
May your spirit be stronger than you ever imagined. Posted by: Don Draper at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (SpDH3) 80
Oh No! Dear JJ - please know that my heartfelt prayers are going up on your behalf. Take heart, my friend. We are all pulling for you. May God hold you in the palm of His loving hand during this ordeal. Love you.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 08:06 AM (SfhV1) 81
Hang in there and keep the positive outlook.
Posted by: AMartel at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (o/HL4) 82
- Wolf's
Saw your reply to my "a good horse" comment, late last thread. I may occasionally borrow that, if that's alright. Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (dWUm0) 83
Prayers coming your way J.J.
You've been the best news aggregator out there for some time and your commentary has been infuriating, enlightening, witty and droll. My best wishes to you for a complete recovery. You will be sorely missed. Posted by: Derak at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (xXlxF) 84
Prayers for a swift recovery
Posted by: David at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (2SAB9) 85
Will be praying for you.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (79FUi) 86
Linus Van Pelt:
I found the link from Morning Report a while back regarding Democrats' plans for insurrection should Trump win. From Robert Zimmerman's Behind the Black. https://tinyurl.com/4t2pm226 Posted by: Ordinary American at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (eAiyU) 87
And definitely also prayers for JJ's family and CBD.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (gxokI) 88
J,J. Prayers ascending.
Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2024 08:07 AM (oaGWv) 89
Stay strong, JJ. You're the best.
Posted by: goatexchange at April 04, 2024 08:08 AM (KQiGO) 90
For all our grousing about the state of things, medical technology in this area is at its peak. We are blessed in many ways that may not be immediately apparent.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 08:08 AM (vFG9F) 91
God bless you JJ. I will only temporarily miss your astute news roundups, hopefully. Get well soon.
Posted by: Kyle Coplen at April 04, 2024 08:08 AM (tsyjm) 92
"I got confused
It is JJ who is not well, not CBD I feel foolish now" You shouldn't. It's kinda a difficult thread for many of us to take in at one chunk. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 08:08 AM (a1415) 93
Prayers for you JJ. Get well.
Posted by: Droopy_TX at April 04, 2024 08:09 AM (2iAbS) 94
In my prayers, JJ, and I hope your doctors bring a full slate of options for how to deal with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:09 AM (HnUIn) 95
Sorry to hear that. Prayers up for you and your family, JJ?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2024 08:09 AM (ju2Fy) 96
When it comes right down to it, you’re really the best writer on the web JJ. I’ll miss you and I hope it’s just temporary.
God Bless you. Posted by: Lloyd at April 04, 2024 08:10 AM (37jfH) 97
J.J. you are in my prayers. Please come back healthy and with good news.
You mean more to this site than you possibly could know.. 🙏❤️ Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 08:10 AM (SfhV1) 99
Praying for it to,be a benign mass.
Posted by: Augusto Perez at April 04, 2024 08:10 AM (TR4JA) 100
ITS NAHT A TOOOMUR!!!
Posted by: AHNULD at April 04, 2024 08:10 AM (fKIdX) 101
Here comes the sleet now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:11 AM (R4t5M) 102
JJ is our conscience, our gray box sentinel who delivers daily wit and wisdom in a relentless fight for freedom and liberty.
Prayer that G*d may shepherd a healthy JJ back to his rightful place as our MR beacon of truth and fight. Posted by: Voter theater. at April 04, 2024 08:11 AM (k0o9v) 103
prayers for you, JJ, now and ongoing!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:12 AM (PFYt9) 104
Praying for you JJ. As a retired old fart I start every day with the Morning Report.
Godspeed JJ. Posted by: RetSgtRN at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (eTkTC) 105
Get well soon J.J. Stay positive, stay off the internet and embrace the love of those around you. Looking forward to your return. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Peace.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (o5xMZ) Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (JeYYB) 107
Here comes the
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:11 AM (R4t5M) ++++ FIFY. Get it right. Posted by: Annie Lennox at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn) 108
Get well soon, JJ. We are all hoping for the best.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (3DZIZ) 109
I wish you well JJ, and am going to place you near the top of my prayer list. I might not be an regular commenter, but I am a daily reader, and genuinely look forward to seeing your breakdowns of the world again soon, but, until then, you take care of yourself.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2024 08:13 AM (KLo17) 110
One saving grace is that as a COB, JJ has the Horde Health and Dental coverage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 08:14 AM (a1415) 111
That punch to the gut reminds me how much I have come to rely on you in the morning, JJ.
My thoughts will be with you and I hope in time you will be back to visit (and to wisecrack) for those of us addicted to you. Posted by: old chick at April 04, 2024 08:14 AM (sOete) 112
Get well soon, JJ.
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2024 08:14 AM (SYTee) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (4HcMG) 114
I will pray that you are soon back to linkin', bloviatin', commentin', on a daily basis. We all love you and are blessed by your wit and take on the state of our sinkin' ship of state. FWIW, our Faux President had two brain operations 35 years ago and look how well he is doing now!
Posted by: Love From NC at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (V5BDR) 115
JJ, my thoughts and prayers are with you. Stay strong.
Posted by: dantesed at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (DHHFk) 116
Prayers up, JJ.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (T+Iwg) 117
It takes a lot of guts to tell a group of strangers you've never met that you've got a serious issue... medical or otherwise.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG) 118
One saving grace is that as a COB, JJ has the Horde Health and Dental coverage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 08:14 AM (a1415) ---- That just provides you with free hot irons and dental floss. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:15 AM (7fElN) 119
Prayers, indeed, JJ.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 04, 2024 08:16 AM (VQX6O) 120
Prayers for your peace of mind, JJ.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2024 08:16 AM (dg+HA) 121
Paul, please go away.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC) 122
Terrifying news, JJ. Prayers from this house as well. Clearly you're suffering some worrying symptoms or you wouldn't be having so many tests, so prayers for dealing with those as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (S6gqv) 123
Godspeed J.J.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (Aoykm) 124
Don't feed the troll.
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (SYTee) 125
Take care of yourself, JJ. Hope to see you back soon.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (DTX3h) 126
Best wishes, JJ.
Posted by: Bert G at April 04, 2024 08:17 AM (VARTN) 127
Stay strong, JJ, and may God bless you. We all look forward to your quick return to good health, and to writing.
Posted by: Mike Hendrix at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (mDxFw) 128
Prayers up JJ. Dealing with stage 4 esophageal myself. It'll be okay. Gods got it brother.
Posted by: Mike Oxlong at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (T7D3K) 129
Oh Fuck.
Posted by: pawn at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (QB+5g) 130
Hang in there JJ.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (fv27Y) 131
Oh no Sefton praying so hard for you and yours and will do every day. You have done such amazing work for this place for so long and I look forward to you doing it more when you are all better. I know of two people that had a similar condition and they were both able to work their way 100% back to the point where it's just annual checkups now.
I think the causes for these things are more complicated and ethereal than we can possibly imagine. It's certainly nothing you've done, my friend. Please heal, be well, and use this place for support, as you have many many people here to lean on. Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (6sME/) 132
FWIW, our Faux President had two brain operations 35 years ago and look how well he is doing now!
Posted by: Love From NC That is NOT and encouraging thought! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (0mI8s) 133
Fuck off, Prolapse Paul.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (WBDKS) 134
Hope all goes well
Posted by: Bob from Ashland at April 04, 2024 08:19 AM (D+wWi) 135
Prayers up JJ. Dealing with stage 4 esophageal myself. It'll be okay. Gods got it brother.
Posted by: Mike Oxlong at April 04, 2024 08:18 AM (T7D3K) Praying for you too, brother. Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 08:19 AM (6sME/) 136
Oh my, JJ. I will be praying for you and hoping for the best of all possible outcomes. You'll be dearly missed. Get well soon, take care of yourself and know you've got an army of Morons supporting you.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 04, 2024 08:19 AM (mupln) Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2024 08:20 AM (FhXTo) 138
Prayers up.
Posted by: RS at April 04, 2024 08:21 AM (E7m29) 139
As a member of the United States Prayer Force, I am praying for you - and your successful recovery.
Prayer is real and, God willing, we will achieve prayer superiority for you. Never surrender, never give up, never quit. Valhalla can wait. Posted by: Al Shabbah at April 04, 2024 08:21 AM (ob21e) 140
That just provides you with free hot irons and dental floss.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Don't forget the complimentary pack of Juicy Fruit gum. Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (oaGWv) 141
Great wishes for your recovery.
My sister had a brain tumor, surgeon removed it - she’s fine. Hope the same for you. I live fifteen minutes from downtown Janesville, if you need anything let me know. Seriously. Posted by: French Jeton at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (NXBpJ) 142
My prayers for you. Daily.
Posted by: DaveD at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (WrzlM) 143
JJ often wished misfortune on others , perhaps now with some regret
Posted by: Paul banned at April 04, 2024 08:16 AM (zXkad) Those people have openly declared they would gladly watch our demise, and yours too. Shut up and don't be a dick. Posted by: reason at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (BXvve) 144
Take care of yourself and don't worry about us. You've helped fortify us against the crazy long enough that we can manage without you for a bit while you get better. Love and prayers.
Posted by: iandeal at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (1eCVg) 145
I wish you the absolute best outcome, JJ. I have been more of a lurker than commenter lately, but your Report is always a must read in the morning.
You're in my prayers. Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (oQnEt) 146
Best of luck to you. I'm a cancer survivor and if I can get through it you can too. Always enjoy your morning report where I go first thing every morning.
Posted by: kennyraisin at April 04, 2024 08:23 AM (kOfU/) 147
- If I may make a suggestion for while J.J.'s temporarily on hiatus...
The horde jumps in to help pick up the slack. Here's my contribution, from an American group that has a healthy presence in Israel. Audio only but 24 min of insight on recent and current happenings centered on the most important piece of real estate on the planet. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZjpX43f7Tc&t=5s Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 08:23 AM (dWUm0) 148
JJ, check out $NWBO, they have cured a lot of brain tumors. Also check out Optune, a head device you wear that scrambles the cancer cells so they can't replicate.
Posted by: jeff at April 04, 2024 08:24 AM (20K7l) 149
You deserve all the support you're getting, and more. Best wishes
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 04, 2024 08:24 AM (7CKFg) 150
Best wishes JJ. Looking forward to your return.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 04, 2024 08:25 AM (rJ48h) 151
Will be praying for a full recovery! You are a daily blessing. I will hit the tip jar at CJN.
Posted by: dlsada at April 04, 2024 08:25 AM (dX6cF) 152
One saving grace is that as a COB, JJ has the Horde Health and Dental coverage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 08:14 AM Well, that's...encouraging. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 08:26 AM (Wnv9h) 153
86 - Thank you, Ordinary American! I’ve bookmarked so I can read later. Already quickly scanned…. Yeah, seems well within the realm of possibility
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2024 08:26 AM (xT8gx) 154
I'm a survivor and you will be too, JJ. May God bless you and keep you, and hold you in the palm of His hand.
And when the doc says you are OK and good to go, cue up the Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," when you open the door and step out in the light. Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 04, 2024 08:26 AM (Zm+8o) 155
Those people have openly declared they would gladly watch our demise, and yours too. Shut up and don't be a dick.
Posted by: reason at April 04, 2024 08:22 AM (BXvve) It's who they are. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:26 AM (WBDKS) 156
Healing thoughts and prayers are with you, JJ.
Posted by: palmer_in_nc at April 04, 2024 08:26 AM (SflZO) 157
:salute: Chin up. Prayers up. You are a needed wordsmith.
Posted by: Tim from Nashua at April 04, 2024 08:27 AM (rfSYz) 158
May our Lord heal you and give you strength. May He restore you to continue to fight the battle. We need warriors like you JJ.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 04, 2024 08:27 AM (50Y9m) 159
Wife had a MRI and they found an aneurism 7 years ago. The medical team felt it was small enough to monitor rather than going through risk of surgery. However, some patients couldn't bear thought of it being in their brain and opted for surgery, Dr. indicated.
Wife chose Dr.'s advice and goes once a year for MRI. Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2024 08:27 AM (ju2Fy) 160
You're the irreplaceable man, JJ. We lost Rush, we need you. God be with you.
Posted by: Phil N Blank at April 04, 2024 08:27 AM (SV2Xx) 161
Lotta lurkers coming out of the shadows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:28 AM (WBDKS) 162
JJ - Best wishes and prayers for you...and your family.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at April 04, 2024 08:28 AM (DIB8X) Posted by: Linda Sina at April 04, 2024 08:29 AM (B4N5r) 164
In the wife and my prayers. We’ll be lighting a candle at church. God bless.
Posted by: Ron S at April 04, 2024 08:29 AM (JDsAm) 165
Lotta lurkers coming out of the shadows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:28 AM (WBDKS) JJ has touched so many lives. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 08:29 AM (SfhV1) 166
It is kind of you to let us know, J.J. Your intelligence, fine writing ability, humor and insights are much respected and appreciated. Prayers will be coming.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 08:30 AM (XkYcA) 167
Godspeed. you're in our prayers
Posted by: Dagny taggart at April 04, 2024 08:30 AM (4OXRw) 168
Prayers, JJS!
And thanks for stepping in with that update CBD. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 04, 2024 08:31 AM (hOUT3) 169
Oh, hell. Prayers go out to Sefton.
This is my first stop online every morning. I always appreciate the wit Sefton shows with his headline take on the top story. Looking forward to the day of his return. Posted by: Weak Geek at April 04, 2024 08:31 AM (p/isN) 170
This sounds like a wonderful opportunity to do some experimental surgery, and my old ladypenis is getting so lonely in that jar.
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at April 04, 2024 08:31 AM (92nia) 171
I will say a prayer every morning when I am reminded of your absence here.
Hope you have great support at home. Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 04, 2024 08:32 AM (m7IZx) 172
Sefton, you are the greatest. Take care.
Posted by: NCC at April 04, 2024 08:32 AM (R3IEm) 173
You are in my prayers, J.J.
Posted by: Inogame at April 04, 2024 08:32 AM (53oGX) 174
Lotta lurkers coming out of the shadows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:28 AM (WBDKS) JJ has touched so many lives. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 08:29 AM (SfhV1) ---- It's not often mentioned, but *millions* of people from around the world read this blog every day. For every regular commenter, there are many, many, many more lurkers... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:32 AM (7fElN) 175
Prayers up, J.J., for healing, strength, and a rapid recovery. Prayers for Mrs. J.J. too, for strength to be your partner in healing. Thanks for all you do for the Horde. We love you dearly. Look forward to seeing you back here soon!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2024 08:33 AM (U3L4U) 176
Since folks are also throwing out news or something like it, I'll make a proxy contribution.
A couple of days ago, one of the Horde sent me an E-Mail about a new report out of Denver regarding this illegal alien influx. Denver has taken on more illegals per-capita than any other city, and it's crushing them. They now greet buses from the border - the one in the report was from Abbot - and tell the aliens, "look, you've got 2-6 weeks and then you're out of shelters and the like. If you want, we'll buy you a bus ticket to more favorable climes like NYC, Chicago or the Canadian border." Report posted on YouTube. The comments are mostly along the lines of, "send 'em home and close the damn border:" https://youtu.be/kxyDfwpKyvo Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:33 AM (HnUIn) 177
May God bless you, J.J. I always look forward to your posts.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 08:33 AM (fxCK2) 178
Lotta lurkers coming out of the shadows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 08:28 AM (WBDKS) ++++ Far more people read than post, and it's good to see their support. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:33 AM (HnUIn) 179
May the Lord hold you in his hand while you navigate these troubled waters, JJ.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2024 08:35 AM (/HDaX) 180
Prayers for you JJ. I've faced a cancer and the surgery before. It's not easy but you can do it and will get through it.
Posted by: Guillermo at April 04, 2024 08:36 AM (558mO) 181
JJ, I've never physically met you but I feel I know you through these pages and the morning report and it is b/c of your morning report that I kept coming back and coming back as it is truly a must read each and every day (even though it takes me more than a day to get through all the link fu bro) and I thank you for that.
Prayers up my friend and be strengthened with His glory to attain steadfastness of faith. As C.H. Spurgeon said, "Prayer is the rope that rings the bell in the belfry of God." Whatever happens happens but I'd like to think that the Good Lord still has more plans ahead for JJ Sefton on His glorious Kingdom called earth so see yeah again soon. "And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved" - Joel 2:32 Semper Fidelis NALNAMSAM Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 04, 2024 08:36 AM (rvwjX) 182
"And by his stripes we are healed" Isiah 53. Good luck JJ, and it sounds like you have a great medical team. Praying that we will see you soon.
Posted by: Jonah at April 04, 2024 08:36 AM (BGQYY) 183
You can add my prayers to the rest of the Horde’s.
May the Good Lord grant you a complete and speedy recovery. We are eager to keep celebrating your ( daily) birthday! Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at April 04, 2024 08:37 AM (l0Cy4) 184
Each of us must do our part to, in some way, fill the void left by JJ's - hopefully short - absence so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoLU_xXuTg Neil Oliver on government overreach, in general, and the new Scottish "hate crime" law, in particular. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 08:38 AM (IUd0M) 185
I’m sorry to hear this JJ
Your life journey has now changed. Treatment and recovery are your new goals. We will all be praying for your well being. Posted by: Redenzo at April 04, 2024 08:38 AM (V/pbu) 186
Refuah shlema
Posted by: willow at April 04, 2024 08:38 AM (8ULhV) 187
I got confused
It is JJ who is not well, not CBD I feel foolish now Posted by: Don Black I got confused once. ONCE ! Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 08:39 AM (T4tVD) 188
Prayers up for you JJ !
Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 08:39 AM (T4tVD) 189
JJ, my prayers for you and your recovery.
Posted by: Guy who grifts to little at April 04, 2024 08:40 AM (jfeWt) 190
JJ, I look forward to meeting you for our morning coffee and discussion of the events of the day again soon. That is how I see you. You are essential.
Love, Sharon(Willow's apprentice) ❤️ Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 04, 2024 08:41 AM (t/2Uw) 191
OMG JJ, We are definitely praying for you.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 04, 2024 08:42 AM (frIh6) 192
Kick it's ass JJ, you can do it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2024 08:42 AM (VwHCD) 193
Get well son JJ. May the medical team do to your tumor what the IDF did to Iranian generals.
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 08:42 AM (8OYVu) 194
So sorry to hear this, J.J.
Will be praying for you, your family, and your medical staff. You have touched the lives of more people than you can imagine and they will all be hoping for the best for you. You are precious to us. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 04, 2024 08:43 AM (jN2/U) Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 04, 2024 08:43 AM (3rnQf) 196
Praying for JJ
Posted by: Liberty at April 04, 2024 08:43 AM (IoAmk) 197
- @181 - NALNAMSAM
Great post! A fellow marine of yours (I was just army) is currently in KU Med Ctr, also dealing with and been fighting cancer for years. Anytime you have a short bit and it comes to mind, your prayers for him, added to mine and others, would be greatly appreciated! Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 08:44 AM (dWUm0) 198
JJ, looking forward to seeing updates on your recovery, and your triumphant return. Best wishes to you. Get well and soon!
Posted by: runner at April 04, 2024 08:44 AM (V13WU) 199
Prayers and much love. You’re the first thing I read every morning. I will miss you, so get back here soon. I know you will. God speed.
Posted by: Janith at April 04, 2024 08:45 AM (XDXZo) 200
Healing prayers will be said often for your recovery.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at April 04, 2024 08:45 AM (MIlLy) 201
Emailed college roommates last night. You’re not alone. We’re all in shitty shape. Will pray for you and all us old farts.
Posted by: Sean at April 04, 2024 08:45 AM (2cegu) 202
No one on Earth comes close to JJ's Morning Report. No one.
Always factual, very well written, and studded with humor. JJ, you are one of a kind. Prayers abound for you and yours, and for a speedy recovery. Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 08:46 AM (F6UFz) 203
CBD, I so appreciate your steady hand on the wheel. You are constantly stepping in and stepping up. Lord, give him strength, perseverance and peace in his heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 04, 2024 08:46 AM (50Y9m) 204
Report posted on YouTube. The comments are mostly along the lines of, "send 'em home and close the damn border:"
https://youtu.be/kxyDfwpKyvo Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:33 AM (HnUIn) ****** Denver has hired a "Newcomers Communication Liaison" lol. The people of Denver voted for Democrats to be in charge. Sorry... not sorry. Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 08:46 AM (NpAcC) 205
I will be praying for your quick recovery.
Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2024 08:46 AM (q06tc) 206
- @181 - NALNAMSAM
Great post! A fellow marine of yours (I was just army) is currently in KU Med Ctr, also dealing with and been fighting cancer for years. Anytime you have a short bit and it comes to mind, your prayers for him, added to mine and others, would be greatly appreciated! Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 08:44 AM (dWUm0) okay Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 08:47 AM (T4tVD) 207
J.J., Best wishes for a positive outcome and a smooth journey there. Friend had a tumor partially removed from brain fifteen years ago. Could not remove more without affecting speech and movement. She works a physical job, owns a farm , has kids and grandkids. Whatever your path is, the techniques and knowledge of treatment today is tremendous. Shut the news out and focus on you now and we’ll look forward to hearing about your recovery.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 04, 2024 08:47 AM (/gTA+) 208
Praying for you, JJ.
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 08:47 AM (5fDan) 209
willow, so nice to see your nic. I miss you commenting.
Posted by: old chick at April 04, 2024 08:48 AM (sOete) 210
Praying for you JJ.
Posted by: Mick at April 04, 2024 08:48 AM (KOTG6) 211
Denver has hired a "Newcomers Communication Liaison" lol.
The people of Denver voted for Democrats to be in charge. Sorry... not sorry. Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 08:46 AM (NpAcC) ++++ It's unreal. I love that the big sanctuary cities are shipping them north to the Canadian border towns. Gotta get the northern border towns in on the "love," too. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:48 AM (HnUIn) 212
Best wishes and all my Prayers, JJ. Get well soon
Posted by: Timur Lenk at April 04, 2024 08:48 AM (dhGRy) 213
Praying brutha
Posted by: Hakan at April 04, 2024 08:49 AM (8eeVp) 214
The other thing in that Denver illegal alien report I found interesting is how they contextualized the number of people Denver is taking in per-capita:
" ... a city that has taken in more migrants per-capita than any city outside the southern border." Yeah, but it's just fine for the border towns. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 08:52 AM (HnUIn) 215
Thanks JT!
Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 08:52 AM (dWUm0) 216
God bless you. We will be praying for complete healing.
Posted by: Marilyn P Phillips at April 04, 2024 08:52 AM (ue+tN) 217
Prayers up, JJ. Reach out if you need anything.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 04, 2024 08:53 AM (k6uu5) 218
J.J.,
I am a long-time lurker here saying thank you so much for your daily news stories I've been enjoying over the years, and now, more importantly, Good Luck and God Bless in this battle! Randy Posted by: Big_R72 at April 04, 2024 08:53 AM (6mWm+) 219
Prayers up. J.J.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2024 08:54 AM (B705c) 220
Hell of a way to start off a day for everyone here at the blog. Prayers for a speedy recovery and return to good health.
Please keep us updated often. Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2024 08:54 AM (IlL6s) 221
Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery!
Posted by: KCSteve at April 04, 2024 08:54 AM (bxAlI) 222
JJ, best wishes for an easy treatment and full recovery to you!
Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at April 04, 2024 08:55 AM (QyN0V) 223
Prayers for you JJ. May God bring you out well on the other side of treatment.
Posted by: BillB at April 04, 2024 08:55 AM (TQxb9) 224
May the lord protect you, JJ.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 04, 2024 08:55 AM (JIqUq) 225
206 - @181 - NALNAMSAM
Great post! A fellow marine of yours (I was just army) is currently in KU Med Ctr, also dealing with and been fighting cancer for years. Anytime you have a short bit and it comes to mind, your prayers for him, added to mine and others, would be greatly appreciated! Posted by: TeeJ ------------- okay Posted by: JT ------------- TeeJ: Consider it done! Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 04, 2024 08:55 AM (rvwjX) 226
Godspeed JJ
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 04, 2024 08:56 AM (JkCto) 227
Praying for you! May the Lord bless and keep you, and may you feel his healing touch.
Posted by: Scott at April 04, 2024 08:56 AM (dezy2) 228
I checked the official Pennsylvania web site this morning for voter requirements and it still says it is restricted to US citizens. So any recent explosion in voter rolls doesn't indicate that 'newcomers' with a court date can sign up. Maybe Judicial Watch can look into it. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 08:57 AM (RKVpM) 229
I feel like I'm in shock. You'll be in my prayers and thoughts, J.J. I've started my every day for so long reading your editorials. There is always hope, my friend. Stay strong in spirit.
Posted by: Biergood at April 04, 2024 08:57 AM (PwgSL) 230
Dr.5Cats to the rescue! I make housecalls, work for booze & pizza, have my own toolbox, er, medical equipment!
But really, get well soon! 💖 Posted by: 5Cats at April 04, 2024 08:57 AM (hv5ip) 231
Thumbs up for a full recovery.
Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at April 04, 2024 08:58 AM (c+icY) 232
I got confused
It is JJ who is not well, not CBD I feel foolish now Posted by: Don Black CBD needs our prayers, too, Don. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 08:59 AM (9yWhg) 233
A LONG time lurker here. I start my day with Morning Report and a cup of coffee. May God bless you, JJ. My prayers for your good health. Please keep us posted.
Posted by: Ginger White at April 04, 2024 09:00 AM (IPX71) 234
Again, here's hoping for a speedy recovery and quick return for JJ.
In the meantime, what's the Horde going to do with itself in the morning? (Phrasing, I know....) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2024 09:00 AM (T+Iwg) 235
Prayers. You were in my life every morning. Speedy recovery. Seek the outdoors and peace. Stress kills.
Posted by: Creature but notofhabit at April 04, 2024 09:00 AM (y3e7L) 236
I'm truly saddened to hear this
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 04, 2024 09:00 AM (X4yCj) 237
CBD needs our prayers, too, Don. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Based on all his FWPs he need loads! But, I'll concentrate on JJ and the Prayer list's needs. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 09:01 AM (0mI8s) Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 09:01 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:01 AM (WXNFJ) 240
"In the meantime, what's the Horde going to do with itself in the morning? (Phrasing, I know....)"
What we do every day..... Take over the world! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 09:03 AM (a1415) Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 04, 2024 09:03 AM (AcWfM) 242
What we do every day.....
Take over the world! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 09:03 AM *golf clap* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 09:04 AM (Wnv9h) 243
Prayers going up for JJ!🙏🙏
Posted by: AnnaS at April 04, 2024 09:04 AM (CPEoI) 244
You'll be in my prayers every day, J.J. Take good care of this and hurry back. Already miss you!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:06 AM (3ImbR) 245
God bless J.J., prayers for healing.
Thank you so much for all you have done for the Hordelings. Keep fighting the good fight. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 04, 2024 09:06 AM (aZwVf) 246
Praying that you come through this and that it all ends up well.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at April 04, 2024 09:07 AM (uH65w) 247
Spiritual Warfare up, JJ! I know why you wade. It's what you know how to do. As Rush was fond of saying, "Now is not the time to panic!" And hope for the best. It IS what we have. Much love, prayers and support to you and yours.
DefendUSA sends. Posted by: DefendUSA at April 04, 2024 09:08 AM (QwnRn) 248
Prayers ascending for you, J.J. And on your birthday, too.
May the hands of your medical team be guided by divine providence, your spouse supportive, and recovery assured. My worry is if they remove some of your brain, you will turn into a soy-boy Democrat. Don't let that happen, please. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 09:08 AM (u82oZ) 249
Praying for you JJ
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at April 04, 2024 09:08 AM (UqsCH) 250
Dear J.J.
May the Lord God bless you and keep you and provide you comfort and peace throughout this ordeal. We are praying for the best possible outcome. From the 46th Psalm: 1God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. 2 Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, 3 though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging. Posted by: Agamemnon at April 04, 2024 09:09 AM (57sz+) 251
Many of these lurker nics are outstanding!
![]() Join us more often - you couldn't possibly be any more moronic than the regulars! Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:09 AM (WXNFJ) 252
JJ, I start my mornings with your Morning Report and coffee. I look forward to catching up on what's going on in the world, and you do a fantastic job curating news from all areas. There is none like you.
I pray for your health and healing. May the docs and nurses and staff have the wisdom, knowledge and skills to effectively heal you. Posted by: AnchorPoint at April 04, 2024 09:11 AM (qgPFD) 253
Prayers every day for you JJ. So many people above expressed my feelings better than I could, so I will just say "me too" from the heart. Blessings.
Posted by: skywch at April 04, 2024 09:11 AM (uqhmb) 254
"In the meantime, what's the Horde going to do with itself in the morning? (Phrasing, I know....)"
What we do every day..... Take over the world! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2024 09:03 AM (a1415) Are you thinking what i'm thinking? I think so VIA, but burlap makes me itch so.... Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2024 09:12 AM (nXhwP) 255
The world is truly unfair...
Please take care of yourself and come back better than before. God Bless... Posted by: The Universal Spectator at April 04, 2024 09:12 AM (3K0W1) 256
I will say prayers for you and your doctors. Hang in there!
Posted by: ArmyMom at April 04, 2024 09:12 AM (7MHQz) 257
What we do every day.....
Take over the world! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Or, in Muldoon's words, storm the castle. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:13 AM (9yWhg) 258
Our prayers. God be with you.
Posted by: Stephen C at April 04, 2024 09:13 AM (+2Jac) 259
JJ, I'm trying to find the right words to share. For so many of us, The Morning Report has become part of our daily workweek routine, between coffee and bites of toast. It's like having a great friend spend a few minutes of their valuable time to discuss what's on their mind, before we take off for the office, the factory, the garage or that contract job we have waiting.
And our days are all the more richer for it. Take care and know that when we look across our tables tomorrow, we will pause and say a prayer for our AM friend, who we know is only temporarily absent. God Bless my friend. Posted by: Tracy at April 04, 2024 09:14 AM (I7kJP) 260
Prayer for you JJ. Thank you for all you do.
Posted by: Ex liberal at April 04, 2024 09:14 AM (KtT/B) 261
Wolf's
Saw your reply to my "a good horse" comment, late last thread. I may occasionally borrow that, if that's alright. Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 *** I'd be most pleased, but I think it's actually from a Stephen King character -- in The Shining, I believe. No telling if he made it up or got it from someone he knew. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:15 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 04, 2024 09:16 AM (MkuC5) 263
Sending love across the pond and wishing you a full recovery, JJ. Beat this thing like a rented mule.
Posted by: Limey at April 04, 2024 09:16 AM (oraiA) 264
Here comes the sleet now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 *** "Here comes that sleety day feeling again . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:16 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 04, 2024 09:16 AM (dg+HA) 266
Many of these lurker nics are outstanding!
Join us more often - you couldn't possibly be any more moronic than the regulars! Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:09 AM (WXNFJ) I beg your pardoon ! Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 09:16 AM (T4tVD) 267
Or, in Muldoon's words, storm the castle.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:13 AM Have fun, boys! Posted by: Miracle Max at April 04, 2024 09:17 AM (Wnv9h) 268
Thanks for posting this CBD !
Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 09:17 AM (T4tVD) 269
Prayers ascending for you, J.J. I have, over the years, turned led many fellow conservatives to your Morning Report. I thank you for all the work you do in keeping all of us here, and many others in our conservative circles, informed. May God bless you and see you through this difficult period.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 04, 2024 09:17 AM (iODuv) 270
Add me to the list of people praying for you. I'm dealing with the opposite situation - a brother-in-law who is determined to alienate everyone around him, as he battles a major heart problem coupled with a stroke. It's stressing everyone - staff, family, what friends he has left (he has been increasingly difficult for some years).
He gives Christians a bad name. Posted by: Linda S Fox at April 04, 2024 09:17 AM (I+Nd2) 271
Good morning and -- oh my, JJ, here's hoping it's as minor an issue and as simple a treatment as possible!!
Sending prayers! Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2024 09:18 AM (6IDWi) 272
God bless and prayers your recovery and well being
Posted by: Steve at April 04, 2024 09:18 AM (cBray) 273
JJ...Your insights and intellect are a refreshing way to start my day. I will miss your sense of humor and your ability to phrase a sentence to hammer the democrat idiots.To quote Churchill "Never give up...Never give up." God heal youand bless you.
Posted by: Pip McGuigin at April 04, 2024 09:19 AM (cG78v) 274
Prayers for you, your family and the doctors! He's got this!
Posted by: AlecK at April 04, 2024 09:20 AM (cMlC1) 275
He gives Christians a bad name.
Posted by: Linda S Fox He doesn't sound very Christian to me, judging from his behavior. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:20 AM (9yWhg) 276
JJ, your morning report has been my go to every day, always a treat compared to the crap on the other sites I wade through.
We are all pulling for you. One of my brothers is a medico. He says the medical system is poor for chronic issues but really really good for acute problems. You will be in good hands. God bless and hope to see you again soon in these pages. Posted by: EmilyA at April 04, 2024 09:20 AM (xOlEx) 277
I can't remember how long JJ has been doing the Morning Report. Seems like forever but I know it's not.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 09:21 AM (SfhV1) 278
I can't remember how long JJ has been doing the Morning Report. Seems like forever but I know it's not.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead Didn't he take the place of Monty's morning "DOOM" posts? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg) 279
God will bless you! You are doing yeoman's work! Be at peace.
Posted by: LuLa Bell at April 04, 2024 09:23 AM (W8o3a) 280
Didn't he take the place of Monty's morning "DOOM" posts?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg) Yes I think so. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 09:23 AM (SfhV1) 281
G-d bless J.J.!
Posted by: KT at April 04, 2024 09:24 AM (rrtZS) 282
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, JJ.
Posted by: Ann at April 04, 2024 09:24 AM (Pa5j5) 283
I can't remember how long JJ has been doing the Morning Report. Seems like forever but I know it's not.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 09:21 AM (SfhV1) pretty sure he started in 18-19 time frame. it was pre-shutdown theater iirc. and didn't him and Monty trade doom posts for a bit before the MR became the regular post? Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2024 09:25 AM (nXhwP) 284
Refuah Shleimah, J.J.! Come back soon - I will miss you!
Posted by: littleoldlady at April 04, 2024 09:25 AM (ajrCl) 285
JJ
Get well soon! You are a daily must-read for me and Missus Muldoon. I envy your skill with words, but do not begrudge it one bit. You have a gift. Thanks for sharing it all these years. I will always remember your countdown of the first Obama term and then your resiliency for the second go-round. 😀 A prayer has been said here this morning. Posted by: Muldoon at April 04, 2024 09:25 AM (991eG) Posted by: Gonzotx at April 04, 2024 09:25 AM (MwHgU) 287
Please take care of yourself! Prayers and well wishes for a quick and complete recovery. The Horde will all be pulling for you!!!!!
Posted by: Someone Else at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (IrqeV) 288
I know it's a JJ thread and rightfully so, but thank you CBD for being the proverbial syrup that makes the french toast sweet and delicious.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (6sME/) 289
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
According to generations of savta wisdom, it's required for any ailment. Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (WXNFJ) 290
JJ, prayers for healing and that you'll be back with us soon.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (wQXfi) 291
283 I can't remember how long JJ has been doing the Morning Report. Seems like forever but I know it's not.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 09:21 AM (SfhV1) pretty sure he started in 18-19 time frame. it was pre-shutdown theater iirc. and didn't him and Monty trade doom posts for a bit before the MR became the regular post? Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2024 09:25 AM (nXhwP) It was at least before 2016 - by maybe a couple years? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (T+Iwg) 292
I can't remember how long JJ has been doing the Morning Report. Seems like forever but I know it's not.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead * Didn't he take the place of Monty's morning "DOOM" posts? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 *** The morning DOOM post was way back during Jugears' Reign of Error. I first began to post here in 2011, and I remember it around that time. It's possible JJ for has been doing the MR for ten years, maybe a little more. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (J2vNu) 293
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
According to generations of savta wisdom, it's required for any ailment. Posted by: Tonypete The Jewish penicillin Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (9yWhg) 294
I know it's a JJ thread and rightfully so, but thank you CBD for being the proverbial syrup that makes the french toast sweet and delicious.
Posted by: ... And so it began. . Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (WXNFJ) 295
I comment VERY rarely but have lurked here daily for many, many years...my wife and I will keep you in our prayers, and we are confident you will be back blogging in short order. God Bless you and stay strong sir!
Posted by: PhilNReene at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (HzFz9) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (TR/6g) 297
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
He's in Wisconsin now. It's cheese curds. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (SfhV1) 298
Prayers for your recovery. This is the first site I go to every morning specifiaclly to read The Morning Report which is not only insightful but pretty much aligns completely with my own view of the world.
Posted by: Felix L at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (niaQx) 299
Thoughts and prayers for you and all involved.
Posted by: JML at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (OrDr0) 300
JJ took vic's own wonderful morning headlines and institutionalized them.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 09:28 AM (6sME/) 301
Prayers up for a complete recovery from this issue, CBD.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 09:28 AM (KATBx) 302
The morning DOOM post was way back during Jugears' Reign of Error. I first began to post here in 2011, and I remember it around that time. It's possible JJ for has been doing the MR for ten years, maybe a little more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (J2vNu) 10-11 sounds about right. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 09:28 AM (R4t5M) 303
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
* He's in Wisconsin now. It's cheese curds. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 *** Chicken soup is truly interstate, interregional, and international. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:28 AM (J2vNu) 304
Prayers sent and looking forward to reading you again when this is behind you.
Posted by: Nevada Dave at April 04, 2024 09:29 AM (JNp5p) 305
Does the COB health plan cover local treatment, or do you need to travel to Endor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 09:29 AM (VsuUI) 306
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
According to generations of savta wisdom, it's required for any ailment. Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:26 AM (WXNFJ) no, no, that was slapping hot iron to it... Posted by: runner at April 04, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU) 307
JJ took vic's own wonderful morning headlines and institutionalized them.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 09:28 AM (6sME/) oh please...let's not Posted by: runner at April 04, 2024 09:30 AM (V13WU) 308
Prayers and best of luck.🙏
Posted by: Lars at April 04, 2024 09:30 AM (kJH1Z) 309
It's possible JJ for has been doing the MR for ten years, maybe a little more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:27 AM (J2vNu) I got here in 15, and jj was not doing MR yet. Started soon after. 16 maybe? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 09:30 AM (VsuUI) 310
J.J., you - The Morning Report, and your book, too - helped draw me into AoSHq & made me want to stay.
Prayers for you, your care and recovery. Prayers for strength for your family, and for patience for all of you. 🙏💗 Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 09:30 AM (GshMh) 311
No words.... JJ know that you are an integral part of many people's daily lives and you make a huge impact on all of us. You will be missed and we are all praying for a speedy recovery so we can get our daily fixes again. Yes, we are selfish! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Posted by: lin-duh at April 04, 2024 09:30 AM (SvhvL) 312
Does the COB health plan cover local treatment, or do you need to travel to Endor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 09:29 AM (VsuUI) ++++ Health plan: "don't get sick" Vision plan: "squint" Dental plan: "Have someone else chew your food and spit it into your mouth like a mama bird" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn) 313
JJ -
Fellow cheesehead here. Where two or three gather together in My name, I am there with them. Please G-d heavenly Father I pray for my brother in Christ, JJ; You are a healer, Lord, please heal JJ and keep him and his family safe and free from harm, according to Your will, by the blood of Jesus and in His name I pray, Amen. Healing prayers coming your way - With love and affection - Isolden Posted by: Isolden at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (dB99g) 314
Things are blurry.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (R4t5M) 315
Noodus gratia artis
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6) Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (JCLJi) 318
>>According to generations of savta wisdom, it's required for any ailment.
>>no, no, that was slapping hot iron to it... Oh no - not another horde-source first aid thread!!!! The last one had all sorts of questionable advice for ahead laceration, IIRC. . . ![]() Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (6IDWi) 319
We will hold you close in thoughts and prayers until we hear that you have met up with NED (no evidence of disease). Focus on the light and the positive, and laugh as much as you can. It truly makes a difference - take it from one who has walked this road.
Posted by: Grateful at April 04, 2024 09:31 AM (IQ6Gq) 320
Prayers and best wished for JJS. We can't spare this man; he fights.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2024 09:32 AM (sNc8Y) 321
JJ may have begun the Morning Report shortly after the purge of the RINO cobs leading up to the '16 election?
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2024 09:32 AM (SYTee) 322
The Obama era daily countdown started in the comments well before JJ took over as a cog blobber. Or am I badly confused?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 04, 2024 09:32 AM (991eG) 323
Hang tough Mr.Sefton, you’re in my thoughts and prayers!
Posted by: Charlie at April 04, 2024 09:33 AM (ICusJ) 324
Prayers for a speedy recovery JJ! You will be missed! Praying it is simple and easily fixed!
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at April 04, 2024 09:34 AM (t2Cx9) 325
From the Tech Thread: Seems a good place to mention I can't access ACE from Brave browser. As the page starts to come up the browser crashes. Just started this week.
Posted by: John the River at April 04, 2024 *** John, I'm using Brave on a desktop PC at work, version 1.64.113 Chromium, and the Mac version at home on a 2014 MacBook Air. No troubles at all. Maybe it's something in your Settings -> Shields? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu) 326
Prayers for you and your family, JJ.
A couple weeks ago we celebrated the first anniversary of my son's surgery to remove a large tumor from his brain stem. I'm talking a real party -- there is much to celebrate. He's doing much better than we could have possibly hoped at the time. There is hope. Medical technology is incredibly good these days, in this area particularly. Best wishes to you and yours. Posted by: Half Dozen at April 04, 2024 09:36 AM (eHovo) 327
Best of luck JJ, we'll be praying for a speedy recovery.
Posted by: BuckIV at April 04, 2024 09:39 AM (8x103) 328
It's a subway line in NYC that goes from 14th St. to somewhere in Brooklyn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2024 09:37 AM (gSZYf) ++++ But it's above the ground. I shall call it a "superway." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn) 329
whooops, wrong thread for sure
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 09:40 AM (HnUIn) 330
I'm a little surprised no one has offered to provide our blessed J.J. with some chicken soup.
* He's in Wisconsin now. It's cheese curds. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 04, 2024 A hot mug of Cream of Lutefisk soup makes you glad after you've finished. Posted by: Thorvald at April 04, 2024 09:44 AM (a3Q+t) 331
We are praying for you!
Posted by: Oglebay at April 04, 2024 09:45 AM (7fVdQ) 332
Crap, crap, crap. I always scan The Morning Report to start my day, as it is a great summary of the news. Was late this morning as I had an appointment and read this, I'm so sorry! I will be screaming at God to heal you and quit picking on the good guys.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 04, 2024 09:46 AM (1KCcl) 333
JJ ... that's not the way to begin a column, y' know. Seriously, you have received some NotSoGood News from your medical team. If you approach this as we've seen you approach topics you post about every day here, you'll meet it eyes-open and head-on. I'll be sending up my own words for you to need no operation and to be able to deal with this in the shortest possible time. Best regards to you and yours, my friend.
Posted by: Dr_No at April 04, 2024 09:48 AM (ayRl+) 334
From the Tech Thread: Seems a good place to mention I can't access ACE from Brave browser. As the page starts to come up the browser crashes. Just started this week.
Posted by: John the River at April 04, 2024 I thought it was just me but it's only on one device and I couldn't fix it. Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 09:49 AM (6sME/) 335
JJ, I greatly appreciate your contributions to the Horde for all these years. I will be asking God to grant you wise and skillful medical care and a complete recovery.
Posted by: Emmie at April 04, 2024 09:50 AM (Sf2cq) 336
J.J., get well and soon!
Posted by: PJ at April 04, 2024 09:50 AM (G1dq6) 337
My sincere prayers for all involved.
Best to you, sir, and many thanks for all you've done. Posted by: Dan Patterson at April 04, 2024 09:51 AM (ln5wD) Posted by: weisenheimer at April 04, 2024 09:52 AM (zrv1o) 339
Bad news to start the day. We will miss you while you are gone Mr. Sefton. Till then we will leave a loop in the lamp cord.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 04, 2024 09:54 AM (JEYgZ) 340
Damn, JJ. Just adding my name to the chorus of well wishers and prayer givers here.
Our God is bigger than your problem, brother. Prayers up Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 09:54 AM (RUMEY) 341
May God Bless the doctors and surgeons to find the best solution, and may He guide their hands.
You are a treasure to us all, and I expect you to make a full recovery and be back at your desk typing away with your sense of humor and yiddish expressions which - as we all know - are the only kind of words that can express intense emotions. So I will be here waiting for updates and sending prayers. If you can e-mail me your Hebrew Name and your mother's name, I would like to include you in my daily prayers for healing. All my best and also with love, Marlene Posted by: Marlene at April 04, 2024 09:55 AM (ZEqzb) 342
Terrible news! Like many for so many others here you are an important part of my life.
Get well soon! Posted by: LongestLurkingLurker at April 04, 2024 09:55 AM (fgHbn) 343
I'm so sorry this is happening to you JJ. Hugs and prayers for a speedy recovery and I'm so sad for you. I wish you all the best and keep in touch with everyone please. We will miss you.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 04, 2024 09:57 AM (g7ZYn) 344
From the Tech Thread: Seems a good place to mention I can't access ACE from Brave browser. As the page starts to come up the browser crashes. Just started this week.
Posted by: John the River at April 04, 2024 I thought it was just me but it's only on one device and I couldn't fix it. Posted by: ... at April 04, 2024 09:49 AM (6sME/) Running Brave version 1.47.186 Chromium 109.0.5414.119 (64bit) in Windows 8.1. Site loads very quickly. Comcast cable. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 04, 2024 09:57 AM (iODuv) 345
JJ -
If you ever ask yourself if you made a difference, read this thread. Read it again. Your hard work (and this goes for the other CoBs as well) - makes a difference. Your insight has informed us, inspired us and keeps us engaged in the arena of ideas. Stay strong, stay in the fight. Your faith and prayers, with all of ours, will get you through this. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 04, 2024 09:57 AM (UcAQV) 346
ahh, crap and dagnabbit.
Prayers coming your way for sure. Posted by: Ethan Saunders at April 04, 2024 09:57 AM (Hznte) 347
JJ:
I have always found Philippians 4:-8-11 and 4:13 to be helpful when anticipating medical procedures. From Numbers: May the Lord bless you and keep you. May the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you. May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace. Posted by: Joe Mama at April 04, 2024 09:58 AM (lZVy/) 348
Praying for your recovery, jj. Do please look at Joe Tippen's story on his blog, "my cancer story rocks." He had stage 4 lung cancer ... that was about 5 or 6 years ago and he is still alive and disease-free because he took fenbendazole ... it is a crazy story but if you read his blog post you'll see how a veterinarian actually clued him in to this.
Jewels that goes for you, too, do check it out and anyone else who's facing the big C. God bless. Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2024 09:58 AM (Epeb0) 349
JJ, there's a semi-bright side to your potential residency in the medical care establishment: You'll get a free pair of those really swell no-slip / anti-skid socks to bring home. Such a deal ... please get back to fighting strength in the shortest possible time. Best wishes and prayers up ...
Posted by: Dr_No at April 04, 2024 09:59 AM (ayRl+) 350
Prayers for you, Mr Sefton
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 09:59 AM (z94BK) 351
Praying for you, JJ, and Godspeed
Posted by: Open Channel D at April 04, 2024 10:00 AM (lbUI4) 352
JJ know that a host of people the world over have you, your family and your medical team in their prayers. Stay strong and get back soon, your work isn't done. Posted by: Leon Sphynx at April 04, 2024 10:01 AM (UIngH) 353
Please look into fenben
Posted by: Kim at April 04, 2024 10:01 AM (YWPCl) Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2024 10:03 AM (nFnyb) 355
You are a treasure Mr Sefton, and greatly appreciated. Get well soon!
Posted by: Mark in Winston at April 04, 2024 10:03 AM (VWIKp) 356
Whoa, difficult news. Be well, and prayers for you and your family. I will certainly miss the plethora of morning links, as will we all.
Posted by: Giacomo at April 04, 2024 10:05 AM (yPNd2) 357
dearest JJ Sefton, I will be praying for you. Please keep us updated.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 04, 2024 10:06 AM (EGSGm) 358
Prayers and best wishes! JJ is one of the posters that keeps me coming back.
Posted by: p-squared at April 04, 2024 10:07 AM (i3SWt) 359
Damn, that sucks. I hope for all the best for you.
Like Limbaugh, defeating the Left with half his brain tied behind his back. I hope you recover and are able to return. And, since nobody else has said it, I will - SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!?!? Posted by: Penultimatum at April 04, 2024 10:08 AM (f+yrd) 360
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Posted by: MLD at April 04, 2024 10:08 AM (pTQhd) 361
Very nice to see so many lurkers coming out of the woodwork (like roaches!) to wish J.J. well and offer prayers.
Now we know who you are, so don't be strangers! Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 10:11 AM (3ImbR) 362
Get well soon and enjoy the spring weather. I will be thinking of you. So will my brother who enjoys the snippets I copy to him of your colorful writing and link-fu. No one else can compose words like you.
Posted by: CapeFear at April 04, 2024 10:11 AM (ptR/2) 363
JJ, prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at April 04, 2024 10:12 AM (Gibpn) 364
Thoughts and prayers
Posted by: JH at April 04, 2024 10:14 AM (QAL9o) 365
JJ, prayers for getting well quickly and completely. And prayers also for your medical team
Not sure where you are in WI but I know from experience Froedert Milw. has the best in neurosurgery. Mr I went through it (non cancerous meningioma) . Praying they can find a non-surgical solution for you. Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 04, 2024 10:16 AM (1G+lz) 366
God Almighty ... am hitting my knees and praying for your swift recovery. 2024 has already been "one of those years" for me, and we're just a quarter of the way through it.
God Bless You, J.J.! Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 10:19 AM (KtoBc) 367
It's always the good ones. Ugh. Prayers from me and Heidi, JJ. Pulling it the stops and praying for a miracle.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 04, 2024 10:29 AM (8sNng) 368
GOD bless you and your family, CBD.
Posted by: rdohd at April 04, 2024 10:31 AM (eitT1) 369
God bless you, JJ.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at April 04, 2024 10:33 AM (9Afsw) 370
JJ, I saw CBD posted this and just lazily assumed it was for him. We have a good GOD who loves us.
Posted by: rdohd at April 04, 2024 10:34 AM (eitT1) 371
You are in my prayers, JJ.
Posted by: EssTu at April 04, 2024 10:37 AM (Nqxjv) 372
May the Lord bless you and keep you. May the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you. May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace.
Posted by: Joe Mama ----- Amen🙏🏻 One of my favorites! Posted by: lin-duh at April 04, 2024 10:37 AM (SvhvL) 373
Prayed for comfort, strength, and healing for you and yours JJ.
Posted by: TarzanTurk at April 04, 2024 10:38 AM (bb64M) 374
Praying for you JJ; blessings to you and your family. Thank you for all your work every morning.
Posted by: Nan in cool AZ at April 04, 2024 10:38 AM (cSdq2) 375
God bless, JJ. Keeping you in my prayers.
Posted by: Brando at April 04, 2024 10:39 AM (2V9Sc) 376
I've got my home trepanning kit and cauterizing iron on Standby if you need it, JJ.
Take care of yourself, buddy. Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2024 10:39 AM (6LNZw) 377
That tumor won't know what hit it. Go, fight, win JJ.
Posted by: Ironwood at April 04, 2024 10:40 AM (WTF2p) 378
Godspeed!
Posted by: rodney stanton at April 04, 2024 10:40 AM (Ru+4+) 379
Thanks for all the great columns, buddy, and God bless. See you on the other side.
Posted by: Bob F at April 04, 2024 10:40 AM (qOzBI) 380
Prayers for your speedy recovery JJ.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 04, 2024 10:40 AM (qZdIZ) 381
We're praying for you and your family.
Posted by: Ben Sears at April 04, 2024 10:42 AM (vM11h) 382
Damn, get well and be strong, mensch.
Posted by: Scottst at April 04, 2024 10:42 AM (qcvs8) 383
Best and prayers to you JJ.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 04, 2024 10:45 AM (17s+e) 384
JJ, I'm already looking forward to your return.
Posted by: Harlock at April 04, 2024 10:46 AM (Djghf) 385
I will be praying for you, your family and medical team. Get well JJ!
Posted by: Kimberly at April 04, 2024 10:50 AM (wt+qN) 386
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God be with you and protect you, JJ.
Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 10:53 AM (rj6Yv) 388
Positive thoughts, loving friends and family, and a highly intelligent and well skilled Dr. got me through a tough time a few years ago. You will be on my list for daily prayers, well, to be honest, weekly prayers. Will be waiting for your return. Peace out.
Posted by: sidney at April 04, 2024 10:54 AM (Uy/WF) 389
Most intensive prayers for JJ and his loved ones!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:55 AM (w6EFb) 390
JJ, may GOD hold you, as he guides your doctors’ hands. May you be healed and restored to your family and friends, and your years be extended in the work you are called to.
Amen Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 10:55 AM (o2ZRX) 391
I am so very sorry to hear. I hope that they fix you up fast and that you have a full, speedy recovery.
We are all praying for you. Posted by: Happy at April 04, 2024 10:55 AM (F+55o) 392
Praying for you brother Sefton. And for your family. Stay strong! We need you back for the fight.
Posted by: Grundsey at April 04, 2024 10:55 AM (3QNq4) 393
Prayers sent up
Posted by: Grog at April 04, 2024 10:57 AM (esAC9) 394
Every morning Lurker here. You will be sorely missed. May God give you the kind of peace that surpasses all understanding. That is my prayer for you along with healing that will confound the doctors.
Posted by: Gruncho at April 04, 2024 11:00 AM (Mhtnw) 395
JJ, may God surround you and yours with His grace and peace, and may it be His will to provide His healing mercy. Amen.
Posted by: goozer at April 04, 2024 11:00 AM (R/Mh9) 396
And everyone please quit taking the mystery injections. There has been a 200% to $3,000% increase in cancers of all kinds, both in virulence and incidence. The Mystery injections are suppressing the p53 antigen which is our immune systems primary fighter against about half of the cancers.
Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2024 11:05 AM (Epeb0) 397
I'm not really a praying kinda guy, but you are in my thoughts and what passes for prayer JJ, and if they do work then you have a Horde of them working for you.
G-d bless. Posted by: Dr. Faustus- I AM the Science at April 04, 2024 11:07 AM (G4Tyn) 398
This long time reader and lurker (and recent listener, too!) wishes you a speedy recovery!
Posted by: SC Math Teacher at April 04, 2024 11:09 AM (dBpR0) 399
The best commentary and content around for the daily news. Please get better soon - you will be missed. Prayers for you...
Posted by: MNoble at April 04, 2024 11:19 AM (a7PRn) 400
GOD bless and may your next news be non-surgical. Will be looking forward to your swift return here.
Posted by: Pamazon at April 04, 2024 11:26 AM (binwB) 401
prayers!
Posted by: unclemark at April 04, 2024 11:27 AM (Nuof4) 402
I'm mostly a lurker, but I read you every day. I will keep you in prayer. I do a conference call rosary every morning, will add you to it. God bless you.
Posted by: Red Enchilada at April 04, 2024 11:27 AM (Q5UkK) 403
Read you daily JJ. Don't comment much in the last several years. Praying for you .
Posted by: Yip at April 04, 2024 11:34 AM (YT5J+) 404
JJ, wow.
What helps you the most, finding these links. I'm not very smart so I'll tell you my edge on links. Larger the institutions, the more they lie. God speed on an 8 cylinder. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 04, 2024 11:37 AM (J8LnB) 405
Prayers for you, get back soon.
Posted by: Zeeman at April 04, 2024 11:42 AM (6ao1T) 406
So sorry to read that, Mr. Sefton. Best of luck to you in taking on this new challenge. We will all be thinking of you.
Posted by: Will formerly in CA at April 04, 2024 11:42 AM (4nWD8) 407
Best Wishes and may the Lord hold you in the palm of His hand.
May he guide the hands of your doctors skillfully to a good outcome. Hey! Maybe the surgeon will let you keep the tumor in a jar in the back of your fridge! Just kidding. This is why I comment only rarely. Otherwise, I might have to be institutionalized. As my son has often said, "Mom, you are just not right..." I do remember when JJ Sefton came on the scene. Not being a Vonnegut fan (I think?) I remember going to look it up on the intertubes. Selfishly, I need you back by mid-May so that I can read ALL the linkages while recovering from my own surgery. Get well FAST! Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at April 04, 2024 11:49 AM (jR/fJ) 408
Geeeze ...
Prayers up for a complete healing JJ. FWIW, over at Maggie's Farm, Bulldog is going through this very same thing ... though a bit further along in the process. He's being very open about his diagnosis, treatment, and how he's handling the situation. Hang tough ... Posted by: browndog appreciates the gravity of the situation at April 04, 2024 11:53 AM (TTAGa) 409
Arrrrrgh! Crushed. Damn.
All my thoughts and prayers for you J.J., and they will be constant my friend. I don't think I have ever resorted to blog manhugs before, but this morning I do. {{{hugs}}} Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 11:53 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: Sunny at April 04, 2024 11:59 AM (Q47Lc) 411
J.J. -- Living with that uncertainty must be hell. Hopefully, it will turn out to be something that can be dealt with short of surgery. I will miss your morning briefings. You picked up on so much stuff that other people missed. (I frequently wondered if you had to take a shower after crawling through some of the sources you used.)
Best of luck to you, and, hopefully, we'll see you back in your proper spot in no time. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 04, 2024 12:01 PM (ET1Q8) 412
Adding my prayers to the pile, JJ, for complete healing and a swift return.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 04, 2024 12:06 PM (LLJRz) 413
I'm stunned to hear the news.
Praying to God for your full recovery, Ace. The sooner the better. Stay Blessed. Posted by: Evil Incarnate at April 04, 2024 12:14 PM (YHDyj) 414
JJ, late to get this news, but prayers are up for you and your family.
As said already here, please keep us posted as appropriate. You have an incredible amount of friends from this blog who will be thinking of you and wishing you well every day! Posted by: RM at April 04, 2024 12:27 PM (urbih) 415
Late here, but you will have daily prayers from me. One of my employee’s father went through this very same thing a few months ago, and did have the surgery. He is recovering well. Ry still has her neurological issues we are watching as well, so I will pray not just for healing, but peace from the stress this brings about to you and your family.
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 12:32 PM (ZdaMQ) 416
All I can add is wishing you the best possible outcome and a speedy recovery. You will be missed.
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 04, 2024 12:34 PM (xKFcT) 417
J.J.,
Prayers, best of luck to you and your kin through this ordeal. Looking forward to your being back as soon as you're over this bump in the road. Mornings aren't going to be the same for while. Posted by: David LeBlanc at April 04, 2024 12:37 PM (u3JZz) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 04, 2024 12:38 PM (xcxpd) 419
Prayers for a successful outcome and strength to the family as they're with you during this process.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 12:46 PM (tT6L1) 420
I'm so sorry to hear this. You have my best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. God bless you and keep you safe.
Posted by: Retired, thank God! at April 04, 2024 12:50 PM (9BIt9) 421
God bless you JJ. You're in my thoughts and prayers as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh) 422
I can't add anything to all these wonderful, love-filled posts, other than to say our prayers are with you as well. You have no idea the impact you've had on so many people. Your absence here will leave a big, but temporary hole, as we know you will be back soon, doing what only you can do.
Please keep us updated. Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 04, 2024 12:57 PM (JrYM1) 423
God bless you J.J. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2024 12:57 PM (XEWNi) 424
My prayers and very best wishes for successful surgery.
Posted by: Charlotte Allen at April 04, 2024 01:05 PM (wTi+O) 425
So grieved to read this, Mr. Sefton; MR has been my go-to news source for years, and I can't count how many of your links I have forwarded to others. Will be praying for abundant peace, strength and grace for you and your family as you step into the uncertainty of unknown places and adjust to the new normal.
Posted by: Momladyx5 at April 04, 2024 01:08 PM (4w5/h) 426
God Bless You and prayers for a speedy healing and recovery! We will miss you, your insights and your wits while you recovering!!
Posted by: Ozzie at April 04, 2024 01:23 PM (HZ1U0) 427
You’re in my next prayer. Good luck and GOD speed!
Posted by: Rick554 at April 04, 2024 01:23 PM (FmOIw) 428
Prayers for you, JJ. You are a light to so many. I comment less here than I used to because of my own life events, but I always read and appreciate your posts. Hoping the best for you. <3
Posted by: LizLem at April 04, 2024 01:26 PM (Eng1Z) 429
JJ,
We are all out here praying for your recovery. Your work has been (and will continue to be!) exemplary, like that voice crying out in the wilderness. God bless the hands and minds of these doctors, and praying for your recovery. Posted by: Scottyv at April 04, 2024 01:29 PM (IA+98) 430
Will pray for you every single day, JJ. You have no idea how much you mean to so many. Please look into alternative treatments, too...
Posted by: KatK-FL at April 04, 2024 01:39 PM (qtpgr) 431
Best of luck, JJ!
Posted by: jwmiii at April 04, 2024 01:45 PM (i/17+) 432
Looks like it's our turn to bless you. Please lean on us all for all the prayers, support and genuine love you'll need. It's the least we can do for you after all you've done for us.
Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2024 01:53 PM (iljIx) Posted by: Close The Fed at April 04, 2024 02:00 PM (LeNk3) 434
J.J., you’ll be in our family’s prayers!
Posted by: shinypie at April 04, 2024 02:06 PM (KzUhH) Posted by: Saxon at April 04, 2024 02:14 PM (QP35N) 436
The Morning Report is the best of this milblog. Years and years, my friends are impressed with how well-informed I seem to be, and it's all because of the Morning Report. All my best to you, heartfelt thanks, and looking forward to reading this place again.
Posted by: Mongerel at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (/3rnQ) 437
Dearest JJ,
Your Morning Report, with its thorough aggregation of current events, along with your astute and witty commentary, is my first stop for news of the day. May God grant you an abundance of strength for the fight you are facing, a quick recovery and return to good health. You, your family and your doctors are and will remain in my prayers. Please update us as seems fitting. To borrow one of my favorite phrases from Chief Lone Wadi, "Endeavor to persevere." Posted by: EyeTest at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (DJD2I) 438
Be well, my friend. We are praying for you.
Posted by: Bones at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (5vsma) 439
As one who fought cancer for five years and lived, I cannot urge you enough to go to Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN. All that matters is getting the best care and that’s where it is. Hands down. We will be praying for you!
Posted by: Cancerman at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (ZCxQ+) Posted by: Ralph at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (TysyT) 441
Constant AoS reader, rare commenter. This one deserves comment. God bless you and keep you through this time.
Posted by: MostlyRight at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (zbL2E) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (HlyYF) 443
thoughts and prayers are with you
Posted by: uglykidmoe at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (D004a) 444
JJ - Another one here who lurks, but MR is my first visit in the morning. Your words are so great and you do a phenomenal job of finding things I never see anywhere else. And where else can you get those perfect, snarky comments in parentheses at the end?
You, your family and medical team will be in my prayers. I believe the Lord is already working on the prayers that have already been lifted up. The Horde is about to bathe you in prayers. Get your water-wings ready. "God has not promised skies always blue, flower strewn pathways all our lives through. God has not promised sun without rain, joy without sorrow, peace without pain. But God has promised strength for the day, rest for the labor, light for the day, Grace for all trials, help from above, unfailing sympathy, undying love. - Annie Johnson Flint Posted by: dwagyak at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (V6+0T) 445
I enjoy your daily reports, the most comprehensive collection I’ve seen. Thank you for keeping me well informed.
I will be praying for you and hoping for a speedy recovery and return. Posted by: Menagerie at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (n/MLA) Posted by: Danimal28 at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (klw0w) 447
Best wishes JJ. Prayers up.
Posted by: forheremenaremen at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (FAe7R) 448
Best wishes to and prayers for JJ, his family and the other great posters here at Ace. You are appreciated.
Posted by: XRRdemocrat at April 04, 2024 03:34 PM (GFC6F) 449
Sorry to hear that. Godspeed, friend.
Posted by: windbag at April 04, 2024 03:36 PM (+r06R) 450
Best wishes. God bless.
Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at April 04, 2024 03:39 PM (PmHqD) 451
God bless you and yours.
My family will certainly put you in our prayers. Posted by: p0indexterous at April 04, 2024 03:50 PM (QBwMV) 452
Shit news
Posted by: jeremiah at April 04, 2024 04:14 PM (h04CF) 453
JJS: This is my main daily does of information. You are only surpassed by a fellow named Rush. Best wishes.
Posted by: TheTNPatriot at April 04, 2024 04:44 PM (cCOYq) 454
Waiting for your return. All my best.
Posted by: torabora at April 04, 2024 05:27 PM (QXKI2) 455
I'm sorry for your jolt of bad news, Sefton. You're in my thoughts and blessings. We'll be ready again for your insights however long it takes to heal. And f*** undiagnosed cancer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 04, 2024 05:38 PM (aXxgO) 456
Since you have donned the mantle of the horde's official
Sin Eater you have been exposed to much evil in our stead. If you have a rabbi (maybe a shaman or a priest you respect) or on speed dial this might be a good time for some discussions to purge your spirit/soul from the daily poison from which we have been protected through your efforts. Please get well. You are needed. Posted by: waepnedmann: at April 04, 2024 05:51 PM (Dol6r) Posted by: The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf at April 04, 2024 06:10 PM (Y5TFi) 458
I just opened the blog and saw JJ's news.
Isaiah 58:8 Then your light will break forth like the dawn, and your healing will quickly appear; then your righteousness will go before you, and the glory of the Lord will be your rear guard. Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 04, 2024 06:12 PM (J8OCH) 459
JJS, our prayers for a less-severe diagnosis, and skillful and compassionate care from your medical team, and a swift and total recovery, amigo!
Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at April 04, 2024 07:25 PM (NMkzy) 460
JJ, I'm so sorry to hear this news but glad you are taking time away to deal with everything, even though it won't be the same without you. Please know that you have my prayers for a speedy and full recovery. God knows we still need you here.
If there is anything we can do for you, please do not hesitate to ask. God bless. Posted by: bluebell at April 04, 2024 07:57 PM (bS+DD) 461
We're praying for you, J.J.. Hang in there!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 04, 2024 09:30 PM (OC7tx) 462
Malachi 4:
1 For behold, the day comes that shall burn like an oven, and all the proud and arrogant, yes, and all that do wickedly and are lawless, shall be stubble; the day that comes shall burn them up, says the Lord of hosts, so that it will leave them neither root nor branch. 2 But unto you who revere and worshipfully fear My name shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in His wings and His beams, and you shall go forth and gambol like calves released from the stall and leap for joy. Amen! Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 04, 2024 09:32 PM (OC7tx) 463
Praying for your complete, swift, and total recovery, JJ!!
You are the finest. Godspeed, every day! Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 04, 2024 11:40 PM (U8Hxf) Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.0996 seconds. |
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