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No Big Deal, Just the FBI Interrogating Citizens About Their Social Media Posts

Just your government checking up on you, nothing to worry about.

Just think of the FBI as a big, friendly "big brother" looking out for you, making sure you don't get into trouble.

FBI Agent Says He Hassles People 'Every Day, All Day Long' Over Facebook Posts

"It's just an effort to keep everybody safe and make sure nobody has any ill will," he claimed.

Matthew Petti

The FBI spends "every day, all day long" interrogating people over their Facebook posts. At least, that's what agents told Stillwater, Oklahoma, resident Rolla Abdeljawad when they showed up at her house to ask her about her social media activity.

Three FBI agents came to Abdeljawad's house and said that they had been given "screenshots" of her posts by Facebook. Her lawyer Hassan Shibly posted a video of the incident online on Wednesday.

Abdeljawad told agents that she didn't want to talk and asked them to show their badges on camera, which the agents refused to do. She wrote on Facebook that she later confirmed with local police that the FBI agents really were FBI agents.

"Facebook gave us a couple of screenshots of your account," one agent in a gray shirt said in the video.

"So we no longer live in a free country and we can't say what we want?" replied Abdeljawad.

"No, we totally do. That's why we're not here to arrest you or anything," a second agent in a red shirt added. "We do this every day, all day long. It's just an effort to keep everybody safe and make sure nobody has any ill will."

The report says it's unclear whether Meta, FaceBook's parent company, reported the posts to the FBI or if the FBI's teams of surveillance operatives found them themselves.


For the past week, she has made multiple angry posts per day about the war in Gaza, referring to Israel as "Israhell." But none of the posts on her feed call for violence.

I know this person is on the other side of the aisle but the left often stages "test cases" where, for example, they'll prosecute a black killer for a hate crime, just to prove that the right is lying when they say hate crime laws will be used to target white people. Then, after the case survives judicial review, they use the law for what it was always intended for, to increase jail sentences for white people exclusively.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:24 PM




Comments

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1 This is who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 01, 2024 05:24 PM (JMAcK)

2 Buenos Tardes Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2024 05:24 PM (t/2Uw)

3 I boldly proclaim

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 01, 2024 05:24 PM (JMAcK)

4 Huh.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 05:25 PM (CTjQI)

5 I would bet money they do not have warrant to do this crap.

Posted by: vic at April 01, 2024 05:26 PM (A5THL)

6 Close tag?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (YwyqV)

7 Victory!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (YwyqV)

8 test

Posted by: vic at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (A5THL)

9 Over on Insty, it was pointed out that the person making the complaint is a CAIR flunky, and they're making it out to be a big "islamophobia" scare story. It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
While I am in no way a fan of the Feebs, this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)

10 Dear FBI shit-eater. I have ill will. Send your agents to my home. Hugs and kisses.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (20qzm)

11 For your safety, citizen.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (vFG9F)

12 This font is not slimming.

Posted by: Science Does Lefties at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (nSSsV)

13 "Abdeljawad"?
Sounds Dutch.

Pretty creepy that the Feeb has teams out all day intimidating people.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (cOq4q)

14 The only shocking thing about this is that the FBI does ANY tracking of Muslim extremists.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (JMAcK)

15 Fortunately we may not have to worry about this for long, the Google AI will make sure no wrong think is ever posted.

And for those that keep attempting to post Wrong Thoughts, they will just disappear in the night, no FBI "wellness checks".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (Cus5s)

16 “For the greater good.”

~ Townspeople in Hot Fuzz

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (YwyqV)

17 It's gonna get worse. Read your Solzhenitsyn

Related - say hi to the FBI ham and eggers on this thread

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (5C4od)

18 "No, we totally do. That's why we're not here to arrest you or anything," a second agent in a red shirt added

How about looking into the hundreds of thousands of military age men entering the country instead?

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (FQmDC)

19 9 Over on Insty, it was pointed out that the person making the complaint is a CAIR flunky, and they're making it out to be a big "islamophobia" scare story. It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
While I am in no way a fan of the Feebs, this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)

---

Yeah, I smell smoke.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (nSSsV)

20 Boldly agree that this is a strawman play by the Fibbies to simulate even-handedness. And muzzie scrunt is still a muzzie scrunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (tkR6S)

21 > Dear FBI shit-eater. I have ill will. Send your agents to my home.

They'll murder you just like they did that old man in Utah. There will be no body cams and everyone will accept that FBI are lying about the incident, but nothing can be done.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (Odg76)

22 I know some people with the same last name; They are Muslim. Did the FBI make a wrong turn somewhere in OK and end up at a Muslim's house, or is this some person who is committing the heresy of not liking Biden policies?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (XkYcA)

23 (looks around)


I LOVE THE FBI!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (++4z6)

24 Back the blue!

I’m half kidding, however, it’s stories like this that I’m not the reflexive believe law enforcement types anymore.

These people have destroyed everything.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (eQRY8)

25 Read your Solzhenitsyn
----

And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?

Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?

The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If... if... We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (20qzm)

26 Somewhat adjacent. About that 75 year old guy who is on trial for shooting at illegal immigrants on his property: A few details were left out.
Man responds when he hears a gun shot on his property.
Finds illegals brandishing a gun at him so he fires in the air.
Illegals scatter.
Later he finds a dead guy on the property and reports it.
He is arrested and charged with first murder, then mansalughter.
They never find the bullet that Killed the illegal. They have no idea what caliber the bullet was. What kind of gun it came from.
Yet they charged this guy for killing someone based on the testimoney of another illegal who has been convicted of running drugs.
Even if found innocent, the process is the punishment.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (t/2Uw)

27
I would bet money they do not have warrant to do this crap.
Posted by: vic


Warrant? We ain't got no warrant. We don't need no warrant. I don't have to show you any stinking warrant.

Posted by: FBI agent in a gold hat at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (63Dwl)

28 >>"No, we totally do. That's why we're not here to arrest you or anything," a second agent in a red shirt added
_____
Because that would mean we would need probable cause and have to advise you of your rights. Nah, we're just going to hassle and intimidate you on an extra-legal basis. No fussy paperwork!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (bNf8H)

29 Over on Insty, it was pointed out that the person making the complaint is a CAIR flunky, and they're making it out to be a big "islamophobia" scare story. It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
While I am in no way a fan of the Feebs, this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)

Correct. It maybe entirely a Green helmet Guy production.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (tkR6S)

30 They'll murder you just like they did that old man in Utah. There will be no body cams and everyone will accept that FBI are lying about the incident, but nothing can be done.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (Odg76)
----

I swear to God there will be fewer for the next man.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (20qzm)

31
Remind these m-fers that an IP address does not equal an individual. Squatters broke into my house m-fers. You gonna do something about that?


:: mega crickets ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 05:31 PM (RKVpM)

32 Something is off about his whole thing. I smell an op.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 05:32 PM (bjc5t)

33 > How about looking into the hundreds of thousands of military age men entering the country instead?

Or maybe the fact that hundreds of thousands of American gang bangers are running around with Chinese manufactured full auto Glock switches? Has anyone seen ATF or FBI crowing about making any cases on this? Anyone?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:32 PM (Odg76)

34 (looks around)


I LOVE THE FBI!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (++4z6)
........

We all do!
Well, except for that Ace guy who seems to be some sort of expert at disinformation.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2024 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

35 Make Orwell Fiction Again

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (W2Pud)

36 (looks around)
I LOVE THE FBI!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Motherly or the kind?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (cOq4q)

37 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 01, 2024 05:29 PM (nSSsV)

Feds have a history of creating crimes and criminals out of thin air.

“Hey Bob/Muhammad you REALLY should do this. Here’s the stuff you’ll need”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (eQRY8)

38 The FBI will not be going around doing this sort of thing for long.

As soon as word gets around they spend their days going door to door harassing people about their wrong think views, every Karen in the country will flood their offices with citizen complaints and then they can go straight to rounding up the wrong thinkers and stuff them into their unmarked vans.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (RLLZj)

39 Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (5C4od)

Good; I hope the Fibbies enjoy my tech thread devotionals as well as enjoying Mannix's boobettes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (XkYcA)

40 The tyranny of the cowards - Don't stand up to the tyrant, or you'll only make it worse for the rest of us!

Torries get it just like the tyrants.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:33 PM (20qzm)

41 “For the greater good.”

~ Townspeople in Hot Fuzz
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM (YwyqV)
----------
SHUT IT!!!

Posted by: Nicholas Angel at April 01, 2024 05:34 PM (DeFcY)

42 Something is off about his whole thing. I smell an op.
Posted by: E




EVERYTHING is an op these days.

Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 05:34 PM (RjBju)

43 "No, we totally do. That's why we're not here to arrest you or anything," a second agent in a red shirt added. "We do this every day, all day long. It's just an effort to keep everybody safe and make sure nobody has any ill will."

Not going to arrest or anything? Then why are you there? Forget the BS addendum, and note again "or anything".

Obviously there for something because it's three Federal people eating up salary and resources. And it's not a random house.

Defund the cops? No, defund the FBI. The bad apples have spoiled the barrel and the barrel-makers are institutionally corrupt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 05:34 PM (aXxgO)

44 This is about saving dEmoCraCy

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (4+s9S)

45 Good to know the FBI has run out of things to do and is occupying itself by checking on our social media posts. You know, to save us from ourselves and all that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (8sMut)

46 Anyone got links for the other videos of FBI harassment that have come out "recently"? I've seen this particular video referenced as one of others, but I can't track down where the others are. (Just trying to make sure this case possibly being a hoax doesn't discredit the other instances of harassment.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, slightly skeptical at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (dtlDP)

47 The FBI came to on my door once, twenty years ago, because my nextdoor neighbor applied for an FBI gig and they were doing a background check. They showed badges and gave me business cards. These "agents"; refused to do either. Pisswads.

Posted by: QT 3.14159 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (qOMPA)

48 EVERYTHING is an op these days.
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 05:34 PM (RjBju)

And retarded. An op and retarded.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 05:36 PM (4+s9S)

49 Absent a warrant, is there any legal problem with looking the Stasi FBI agents in the face and saying, "Go f*ck yourself fascist!" and slamming the door?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 05:36 PM (gSZYf)

50 Then: If you let the FBI get some member of ISIS's library records America will be just like NAZI germany

Now: If you have done nothing wrong you shouldn't be afraid of the FBI monitoring you comrade

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 05:37 PM (ibTVg)

51 Posted by: QT 3.14159 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (qOMPA)

Yep; Same thing when some guy in my congregation at the time was applying to the FBI.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 05:37 PM (XkYcA)

52 43
Defund the cops? No, defund the FBI. The bad apples have spoiled the barrel and the barrel-makers are institutionally corrupt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 05:34 PM (aXxgO)
----
Those are the coopers.

Posted by: Ciampino - goat goto toga buttons at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

53 In the linked article, I am not finding any assertion that Rolla Abdeljawad is a US citizen. Is he/she a citizen, as Ace's title says?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (MvF+J)

54 Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 05:37 PM (ibTVg)

I’m old enough to remember when this was a REAL argument for the Patriot Act.

Christ help us we were duped.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (eQRY8)

55 >>> Something is off about his whole thing. I smell an op.
Posted by: E

You know it's fake because they didn't shoot the dog (or neighbor's dog) or toss a flashbang into the baby crib.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q)

56 Posted by: Ciampino - goat goto toga buttons at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

Top cops even.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:39 PM (eQRY8)

57 If the FBI came to my house doing a background check on my neighbor I'd say: "Better check the crawlspaces."

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2024 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

58 >> Rolla Abdeljawad


Isn't that the alien that Arthur Dent kills each time it gets re-incarnated?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 05:39 PM (6LNZw)

59 Are Our Norms restored yet?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (lX8VI)

60 >>> 50 Then: If you let the FBI get some member of ISIS's library records America will be just like NAZI germany

Now: If you have done nothing wrong you shouldn't be afraid of the FBI monitoring you comrade
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 05:37 PM (ibTVg)

After Then but before Now, Trump said pussy.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (llON8)

61 And now a trans kid is dead.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (lX8VI)

62 In the linked article, I am not finding any assertion that Rolla Abdeljawad is a US citizen. Is he/she a citizen, as Ace's title says?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM


I do not believe she is. IMO if she was it would be mentioned in the article, because she claimed every other protected status, just sayin.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (QNSds)

63 I know this person is on the other side of the aisle but the left often stages "test cases"

------

Great tactic, and the Right plays into it like Wile E. Coyote. Not the politicians - they're in on it with the Left - but the normies.

I tried to warn the people here that were cheering Milo Yiannapoulis' cancellation that SV was running up a flag that our side would be willing to salute, so they could then turn around and cancel *everyone* they hated.

It only took them like six months. Him, then McInnes. Then it was everywhere, and striking everyone until Brandon was safely ensconced.

It was always about regaining the digital battle space they lost in '16.

Stuff like this is the next step.

I swear, when they start openly torturing dissenters, they'll have a contingent on our side saying "buh buh buh that guy supported some thing I don't support so it's ok."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (0FoWg)

64
"We do this every day, all day long. It's just an effort to keep everybody safe and make sure nobody has any ill will."


Oh, I'd hazard a guess that you have generated plenty of ill will toward one group -- you feebs yourselves.

Your FIB -- every high school hall monitor's dream job.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM (xG4kz)

65
You know it's fake because they didn't shoot the dog (or neighbor's dog) or toss a flashbang into the baby crib.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q)

Not one of them said, "Just the facts, ma'am." Either.

Totally an op.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM (RLLZj)

66 >>> 61 And now a trans kid is dead.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (lX8VI)

And that little girl was me!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM (llON8)

67 The tragedy of these comment threads is the abject cowardice. This country truly deserves the misery that's coming. And misery is coming, worse than most here can imagine.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM (20qzm)

68
If you're married, throw your spouse under the bus. I'm pretty sure that's inadmissible in court.

"That bitch! I told her Biden was sane. She kept insisting he was demented! If there is no drool... he is no fool."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM (RKVpM)

69 insurgens ad opus RE: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It will always repeat. Government is organized; citizens are not. It's almost impossible to get enough disparate individuals to reach the critical mass to do, collectively, what Solzhenitsyn suggests. And by the time the individuals coalesce, the aggregate numbers are too small to fight the State.

It's a societal failing. I don't even think there's a human response to such evolutions. It's only when things are intolerably bad with no one having anything to lose that you get a corrective Revolutionary action.

America is in a bad place.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (aXxgO)

70 The FBI came to on my door once, twenty years ago, because my nextdoor neighbor applied for an FBI gig and they were doing a background check. They showed badges and gave me business cards. These "agents"; refused to do either. Pisswads.
Posted by: QT 3.14159
---------------------------
Had somebody do that too.
Basically said, "I ain't telling you shit. Bye."
Later a neighbor told me he was getting his background checked for TS clearance and had to neighbors info for interviews. He said he told them, "Why? This guy isn't going to tell you shit."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (cOq4q)

71 62 If the FBI questions non-citizens, should I rage, or merely simmer about it?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (MvF+J)

72 Isn't that the alien that Arthur Dent kills each time it gets re-incarnated?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 05:39 PM (6LNZw)

I thought that was the bowl of petunias?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (RLLZj)

73 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (0FoWg)
The right as a whole has to understand, to win, is to win at all costs.

So many still don’t understand this. I even have to remind myself of this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (eQRY8)

74
You know it's fake because they didn't shoot the dog (or neighbor's dog) or toss a flashbang into the baby crib.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher[-/i]

Flashbang Baby is closing its popularity gap with Satay Chicken in a most impressive way for the Appetizers food category.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2024 05:44 PM (xG4kz)

75 X has several videos of "FBI" agents harassing people for social media "infractions" or some such shit.

I'd call local LE and claim armed men/women are attempting to get inside my home.

Let them sort it out. Or not. IDGAF. Not opening the door let alone talking to them. With or without a warrant.

Have a lawyer present before saying a word.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2024 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)

76 >>I thought that was the bowl of petunias?


No. He goes through the entire list of times Arthur killed him at the apex of his storyline.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 05:44 PM (6LNZw)

77 The report says it's unclear whether Meta, FaceBook's parent company, reported the posts to the FBI or if the FBI's teams of surveillance operatives found them themselves.

--------------

Power of *AND* as Alphabet, Meta, and many others are merely cutouts for the Criminal Treasonous Deep State Obligatory & Feral Mafia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 01, 2024 05:44 PM (5N7sS)

78 Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:41 PM

Ay buddy, you feel so froggy? You jump first. Let us know how it goes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (eQRY8)

79 "This is America."

Yeah, the America YOU voted for a-hole.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (frIh6)

80 This may be an op but I remember the video here a few months back of a weasel FBI agent doing the Stasi routine along with his local police goon to some guy on his front door.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (LjgPm)

81 Glibberglabber jibjab

Posted by: Paul who eats his own poop at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (ZjtjL)

82 No. He goes through the entire list of times Arthur killed him at the apex of his storyline.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 05:44 PM (6LNZw)

Oh. So the whale then.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (RLLZj)

83 Absent a warrant, is there any legal problem with looking the Stasi FBI agents in the face and saying, "Go f*ck yourself fascist!" and slamming the door?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 05:36 PM (gSZYf)

I believe it has been recommended here, that if some bozos show up at your door, claim to be FBI, and don't present proper badges or credentials, then lock the door, and call local cops to report a home invasion attempt in in progress.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (tkR6S)

84 They must be so proud of themselves

Posted by: SamIam at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (oasF3)

85 Absent a warrant, is there any legal problem with looking the Stasi FBI agents in the face and saying, "Go f*ck yourself fascist!" and slamming the door?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Prolly a lot safer just to say 'talk to my lawyer' from behind the webcam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (IG4Id)

86 this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)

Nope. I learned from the media that every story I want to be real is real.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

87 Just think of the FBI as a big, friendly "big brother" looking out for you, making sure you don't get into trouble.
_______
More like Mom, reminding you she cares, so eat your lima beans.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (1bNHn)

88 29 Over on Insty, it was pointed out that the person making the complaint is a CAIR flunky, and they're making it out to be a big "islamophobia" scare story. It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
While I am in no way a fan of the Feebs, this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)
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Easy enough for the FBI to refute.

The problem being if it is false then there is an impersonating a federal official charge that they probably don't want to pursue because the Lefty immigrant Israel hater is probably on the team.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (++4z6)

89 Posted by: QT 3.14159 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (qOMPA)

Same experience when Pooky was getting his clearance. Middle-aged guy who was actually from the area and had transferred back home to take care of his mom. (My interview was delayed because his mom had a medical appointment, we talked about various hospitals and clinics before getting down to business.)

The point is, the real deal will show you credentials.

Posted by: pookysgirl, slightly skeptical at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (dtlDP)

90 Somebody somewhere told them to check the wife's underwear drawer.

Posted by: mrp at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

91
Milo admitted the truth about gays and needed to be gone. I was 13 once and needed no fvcking part of what happened to me.

Read what he said. He didn't know he was being recorded and told the truth.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 05:47 PM (RKVpM)

92 When they demand $2 billion for camps, we'll hold the line at $1.5 billion.


Gotta bring deficit spending down.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at April 01, 2024 05:47 PM (r0uDl)

93 "I’m old enough to remember when this was a REAL argument for the Patriot Act. Christ help us we were duped."

I admit I was duped. OTOH, FBI could knock on anybody's door, as in this case, even before the Patriot Act.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:47 PM (MvF+J)

94 The East Germans of the 50s would be envious

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

95 83 Just don't answer the door for people you don't know. Works great for me.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

96 Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:47 PM (MvF+J)

Yeah, but, think about the argument in a logical nature with the BoR and Constitution in mind. We were retarded.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:48 PM (eQRY8)

97 Remember, they cannot discuss active investigations.

The one thing that will make me willing to vote R one last time, is the hope that, just once, someone wipes that smirk off Wray's face.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 05:49 PM (1bNHn)

98 Prolly a lot safer just to say 'talk to my lawyer' from behind the webcam.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 05:46 PM (IG4Id)

Yup. "I can't talk to you without a lawyer and a recording device, since your agency was caught forging it's FD-302s. I can't afford for you to frame me for a process crime, as you're fond of doing. Good day."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 05:50 PM (0FoWg)

99 Yer paperz old man! Show me yer papers!!

Posted by: All those WWII movies at April 01, 2024 05:50 PM (CsPOr)

100 I have nothing to hide so whatever.
- most people

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 05:50 PM (hxe/1)

101 Just spitballin' here, but I'm guessing that when the boss divvies out the day's assignments, the agent who gets "social media policing" is the one nobody wants to take downrange if there's any possibility of firearm usage. Perhaps the worst DEI hire.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 01, 2024 05:51 PM (6p0Jv)

102
She wrote on Facebook that she later confirmed with local police that the FBI agents really were FBI agents.

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She said. Any independent official statement on the agents' identity?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2024 05:51 PM (dtlw7)

103 The Lives Of Others.

Posted by: A really GOOD movie at April 01, 2024 05:52 PM (CsPOr)

104 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 05:50 PM

This is how you get crack sprinkled on you.

“Just sprinkle some crack on him”

SMH. Of all people I figured you’d know this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:52 PM (eQRY8)

105 "I can't talk to you without a lawyer and a recording device, since your agency was caught forging it's FD-302s. I can't afford for you to frame me for a process crime, as you're fond of doing. Good day."

That's a lot of talking from somebody who won't talk. Just don't.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:52 PM (MvF+J)

106 OT- I am sooo eager/ to click on these links sent to me by Micorsoft Bing-The latest- "6 things that people say that show their privilege", or"Are you Gynosexua?l" Is that a new term for a lesbian? No; I'm no,t and I also don't want to know why people no longer consider themselves Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 05:52 PM (XkYcA)

107 I gave up on putting political posts on Facebook. There are only a few who respond and the rest are clueless Massholes.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2024 05:53 PM (w6EFb)

108 My phone:

Bixby remembers where you parked!

Bixby knows where you live.

Bixby has seen where your children go to school.

Bixby has been watching you sleep, immobile in your pathetic shell of flesh, so very fragile.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 05:53 PM (Y6IkP)

109 49 Absent a warrant, is there any legal problem with looking the Stasi FBI agents in the face and saying, "Go f*ck yourself fascist!" and slamming the door?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 05:36 PM (gSZYf)

We have Probable Cause now!!!

Posted by: Hero In Blue at April 01, 2024 05:53 PM (8sMut)

110 Any article that includes a top x list is pure clickbait. And mostly written by bots.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 05:53 PM (hxe/1)

111 >>> Remember, they cannot discuss active investigations.

The one thing that will make me willing to vote R one last time, is the hope that, just once, someone wipes that smirk off Wray's face.
Posted by: Eeyore

If Trump pulls it off it would be pretty to have step out from behind a curtain, "Answer the Question."...tic toc.. tic toc... "Too late. Your Fired."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

112 Everyday Fool gp: "That's a lot of talking from somebody who won't talk. Just don't."

When you have to shutup, shutup; don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at April 01, 2024 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

113 I've given up on Facebook since it was hacked and FB ended my account for "violating community standards".

Delende est Meta.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (8sMut)

114 > I believe it has been recommended here, that if some bozos show up at your door, claim to be FBI, and don't present proper badges or credentials, then lock the door, and call local cops to report a home invasion attempt in in progress.

There's video of an ATF agent getting rolled up by OH cops. He gets tazed several times. It's hilarious.

https://youtu.be/gb1MVFDy_tw

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (Odg76)

115 If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

116 She wrote on Facebook that she later confirmed with local police that the FBI agents really were FBI agents.

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Not what I read. It said she called the local LEOs with the license plate and the locals said "yeah that is an FBI car".
The people in the car were not identified as fibs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 05:56 PM (Ca1yH)

117 Ace, you should provide a disclaimer that none of your posts today are actually jokes.

Posted by: GWB at April 01, 2024 05:56 PM (69JzL)

118 Isn't that the alien that Arthur Dent kills each time it gets re-incarnated?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 05:39 PM (6LNZw)
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Close enough. Agrajag.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 05:56 PM (DeFcY)

119 I'm sure this is on-topic somehow:

@paulsperry_ 2m
BREAKING: Whistleblowers have come forward to accuse asst director of the FBI's div for fingerprints/ background checks of misappropriating funds for female workers inclg one w/ whom he was observed "in a state of undress." AD Michael Christman using div as own "personal fiefdom"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 05:56 PM (IG4Id)

120 There's video of an ATF agent getting rolled up by OH cops. He gets tazed several times. It's hilarious.

https://youtu.be/gb1MVFDy_tw
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (Odg76)

I believe many local tiny town cops would be thrilled to have an exciting day like this.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 05:57 PM (RLLZj)

121
If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM


'Come down off that roof' - five words. No need to knock on any doors.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 05:57 PM (RKVpM)

122 America is in a bad place.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 05:43 PM (aXxgO)

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Hard fact, homey.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:57 PM (20qzm)

123 You FBI kids get off my lawn.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 05:57 PM (Fol4f)

124 Everyday Fool gp: "there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?"

For illegal aliens? Ahahaha!

That's a circle that'll NEVER be touched.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

125 Or maybe the fact that hundreds of thousands of American gang bangers are running around with Chinese manufactured full auto Glock switches? Has anyone seen ATF or FBI crowing about making any cases on this? Anyone?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 05:32 PM (Odg76)



Chicago is suing Glock over the issue.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (aD39U)

126 OT- I am sooo eager/ to click on these links sent to me by Micorsoft Bing-The latest- "6 things that people say that show their privilege", or"Are you Gynosexua?l" Is that a new term for a lesbian? No; I'm no,t and I also don't want to know why people no longer consider themselves Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 05:52 PM (XkYcA)

You ought to be able to un-set Bing as your home page. "None" is usually an option.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (tkR6S)

127 123 You FBI kids get off my lawn.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 05:57 PM (Fol4f)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (Akjoo)

128 115 If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?
Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

Establish probable cause? Going door to door and asking people if they're illegal isn't a terribly efficient or natural way to approach mass deportations to begin with.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (eYoxG)

129 Ay buddy, you feel so froggy? You jump first. Let us know how it goes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:45 PM (eQRY
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Your courage is inspiring. It's fine. When I die for my fellow Americans, I expect you to get down on your knees. I promise I won't be disappointed.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (20qzm)

130 If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM


Not really. They can be made to self deport, just put a cash reporting bounty on suspected illegals. Once the word gets out that is happening every illegal will leave that City/County/state.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (QNSds)

131 The Patriot Act, TSA, DeptHS and other such things are the horrific and unfortunate result of "we have to DO SOMETHING!" and "We have to look like we are DOING SOMETHING!" syndrome.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (8sMut)

132 One of our former church members is an FBI Hammondegger, and a former MP. He just got shipped somewhere. No one is saying where. I hope it isn't Haiti.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (aD39U)

133 Well now I am completely baffled. This isn't how the TV show 'FBI' plots go. The FBI agents are brave heroes that are protecting the American way of life and its citizens by finding and arresting evil doers.

Tonight's show plots:

Special Agents Maggie Bell and OA Zidan investigate the death of a safety inspector and its possible connection to a leak at a nuclear power plant.

After a senator's daughter is kidnapped and held for ransom, the FBI is called in to assist with finding the child before their time limit expires. However, in order to do so, they must dig into the senator's past for clues to who did this to his family.

Maggie and OA hunt down a ruthless group of robbers who are posing as NYPD officers to target armored trucks.

You mean to tell me that they are lying to us?

Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2024 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

134 Ever so quietly, hand them a pocket copy of the US Constitution and then politely shut the door in their faces.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:00 PM (uqyzO)

135 There have been at least 3 of these videos in the last week. They are doing a lot of this.

Posted by: Big E at April 01, 2024 06:00 PM (AK7iE)

136 Missile season so soon?

@BNONews 22s
JUST IN: North Korea fires ballistic missile towards the Sea of Japan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 06:01 PM (IG4Id)

137 I read somewhere that the FBI is also using contractors to do the "interview" . That could go real South real fast

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (Fol4f)

138 115 If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?
Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

Set things up so that they self-deport. If they can't find work or do other things that only citizens are allowed to do, the game will be up and they will leave on their own. Others, you take care of if, say, they interact with cops at a traffic stop and their immigration status cannot be confirmed. (In serious countries visitors to said serious countries have to keep a passport with them at all times.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (8sMut)

139 If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

No need to go door-to-door to seek them out. Just scoop 'em up when they interact with the system. Illegal applies for a driver's license? gone! Illegal gets busted shoplifting? gone! Illegal gets in a car wreck? gone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (tkR6S)

140 "We have to look like we are DOING SOMETHING!" syndrome.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (8sMut)

This is why TSA had to inspect a box of crackers I dared to take through security last trip.

And feel up grandma in her wheelchair.

Do you suppose they make bank selling those nekkid photos of everyone?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (uqyzO)

141 135 There have been at least 3 of these videos in the last week. They are doing a lot of this.
Posted by: Big E at April 01, 2024 06:00 PM (AK7iE)

They want us scared.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (RLLZj)

142 You ought to be able to un-set Bing as your home page. "None" is usually an option.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 05:58 PM (tkR6S)
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I have AoSHQ as my home page.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (DeFcY)

143 When did having “ill will “ become illegal?

Posted by: Allen at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (PJLjK)

144
I know enough about data base management to know the Feds have a single field on every record for every one of about 360 million people here in this country which reveals our citizenship.

You hear otherwise? They're lying. Which they do all the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

145 I read somewhere that the FBI is also using contractors to do the "interview" . That could go real South real fast
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yeah, the 'contractors' would not be 'officers of the court' so they are fair game.
Can you say "they reached for guns"?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 06:03 PM (Ca1yH)

146 I'm sure these guys are armed. Why is this issue left out of the news.

The FBI is actively trolling citizens now, in person.

Posted by: pawn at April 01, 2024 06:03 PM (QB+5g)

147 Over on Insty, it was pointed out that the person making the complaint is a CAIR flunky, and they're making it out to be a big "islamophobia" scare story. It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
While I am in no way a fan of the Feebs, this particular incident is sketchy at best, considering the people behind it.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 01, 2024 05:27 PM (E0Ivz)


I had detected the stench of Jew-hate when this story first broke. While I wouldn't put it past the FEEBS to be d!cks, why wouldn't they just give her a business card and go on their way? Weird.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 01, 2024 06:03 PM (pJWtt)

148 No problem just take their photos, record them, take a picture of their car and license plates, and casually clean your shotgun.

Posted by: Fred at April 01, 2024 06:04 PM (bXvrr)

149 @BNONews 22s
JUST IN: North Korea fires ballistic missile towards the Sea of Japan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 06:01 PM (IG4Id)
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TBF, the Sea of Japan is all around them. They can hardly avid it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 06:04 PM (DeFcY)

150 tcn in AK, hail to the thief: "Ever so quietly, hand them a pocket copy of the US Constitution and then politely shut the door in their faces."

I'm handing them 5x7 printouts out Joe and Hunter Biden's faces. Maybe one of them will be bright or honest enough to investigate the right people. I keed. I know that's not the message they'll get.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 06:05 PM (aXxgO)

151 131 The Patriot Act, TSA, DeptHS and other such things are the horrific and unfortunate result of "we have to DO SOMETHING!" and "We have to look like we are DOING SOMETHING!" syndrome.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 05:59 PM (8sMut)

++++

When they didn't seal off the Southern border IMMEDIATELY, anything else they did was suspicious and dubious to me.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2024 06:05 PM (F6UFz)

152 Set things up so that they self-deport.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (8sMut)

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You must be willing to give up and cut off all the gibzmedats. Those are the carrots that dangle from the stick. But you must cut them off for everyone, or they will always be used to purchase votes, one way or the other.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:05 PM (20qzm)

153 Those are all good ideas! When I'm confronted with a problem generally, my initial go-to reflex is 'gumshoe.'

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 06:06 PM (MvF+J)

154 It is also noted that the "agents" do not show ID of any kind.
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Also bearded; not wearing shirts and ties.

I'm guessing BS although I still want the FI.B. disbanded, hiring freezes on former members etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:06 PM (5OvHh)

155 They showed badges and gave me business cards. These "agents"; refused to do either.
Posted by: QT 3.14159 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (qOMPA)

One thing to contemplate (and not in defense of the FiBIs here, but something with which to evaluate any encounters you might have) is that all federal folks - contractors, military, cops, etc. - are told that you cannot have anyone photocopy your fed ID. Because of how good scanners are nowadays, they don't want anyone to be able to churn out even a visually pleasing facsimile of a valid ID. And, it is entirely possible to do that with a high-resolution camera now.

So, be prepared to ask to see the ID, write down badge number and name, then read them off to the supposed fed while they are on camera, "Is this your badge number and name?" If they won't do that, then call the locals on them as fake feds and that they're trespassing. And, if any of them are carrying openly, add in that you fear for your life because these fake cops are carrying guns.

Posted by: GWB at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (69JzL)

156 I read somewhere that the FBI is also using contractors to do the "interview" . That could go real South real fast
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 06:02 PM (Fol4f)
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Congress has contracted their law writing duties to unelected government officials and now law enforcement is contracting out law enforcement duties?

By the way, contractors, working with the FBI is a really bad idea on your part. If you think the FBI has your back, well, they've only got your back in order to stick in the knife.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

157 Is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (GkbAI)

158 Missile season so soon?

@BNONews 22s
JUST IN: North Korea fires ballistic missile towards the Sea of Japan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 06:01 PM (IG4Id)


I'm so ronry, sad and ronry

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (NtVYv)

159 I have AoSHQ as my home page.

Bold strategy, Cap'n, but let me Pixy-warn you right now,
it ain't worth a shit as a search engine.

Dating site, well maybe. Within parameters.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (zdLoL)

160 I have had 12 attempts in the last two hours trying to sign in to my microsoft account. China, Singapore and the UK, all unsuccessful.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (QNSds)

161 *deleted*

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (20qzm)

162 So, be prepared to ask to see the ID, write down badge number and name, then read them off to the supposed fed while they are on camera, "Is this your badge number and name?" If they won't do that, then call the locals on them as fake feds and that they're trespassing. And, if any of them are carrying openly, add in that you fear for your life because these fake cops are carrying guns.
Posted by: GWB at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (69JzL)
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And with that, my homework for the gun thread is done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

163 Is it happy hour yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (GkbAI)
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How happy do you need to be?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (DeFcY)

164 I’m old enough to remember when this was a REAL argument for the Patriot Act.

Christ help us we were duped.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (eQRY

We all used to be incredibly naive.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (w6EFb)

165 157 Is it happy hour yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:07 PM (GkbAI)

Well, I'm pretty happy right now. DH offered me a cocktail a bit earlier. Teleworking FTW!

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (uqyzO)

166 > If you desire to deport millions of illegals from the USA eventually, there's going to have to be a lot of govt agents knocking on a lot of doors. How to square that circle?

Make eVerify mandatory for every employee. Make employing them a massive fine. Get IRS info on people using fake SSNs. Make eVerify mandatory for government assistance. Revoke the tax exempt status of any NGO, Church, etc that helps illegals enter the US and settle here. Assign ICE agents to every medium to large courthouse and give them authority to detain any illegals. Revoke the bar membership of any Judge who helps illegals evade ICE detentions. Withhold Federal funds from any municipality that declares themselves sanctuaries.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (Odg76)

167 It was always about regaining the digital battle space they lost in '16.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 05:40 PM (0FoWg)

Much like the free speech wars of the 60s were never about truly free speech. They were simply about gaining the battlespace against Christian morality so they could do what they wanted.

Posted by: GWB at April 01, 2024 06:10 PM (69JzL)

168 [Deleted for advocating violence. CBD]
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (20qzm)

As a member of USACE, I'll keep that in mind next time you need somebody to pull a broken bridge out of Baltimore Harbor.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:10 PM (uqyzO)

169 "Hi guys! Anyone know you're here? No? Well come on right in and we can talk. Why yes, that's a backhoe in my backyard."

Posted by: pawn at April 01, 2024 06:10 PM (QB+5g)

170 This isn't a "test case" scenario. It's an ass covering situation. The FBI knows that Biden's asinine immigration hijinks let a large number of potential terrorists into the country. If they pop off with some event, then Biden looks even worse than he does now.

I guarantee that the FBI did a back channel to social media asking for pro-Hamas comments so they could physically go to that individual's residence. They could care less about the commenter. They want to see if there is evidence of new residents (groups) living at those locations. They're closing the door after then cows got out, and now are trying to find these newly arrived terrorists....and they wouldn't be doing it unless they thought something was concretely scheduled.

This should scare the crap out of all of us, and not just because of the Free Speech issues associated with it.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 06:12 PM (dIske)

171 [Deleted for advocating violence. CBD]
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (20qzm)

As a member of USACE, I'll keep that in mind next time you need somebody to pull a broken bridge out of Baltimore Harbor.
Posted by: tcn

Every veteran's hospital worker just got done as well.
Very nice...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 06:13 PM (Ca1yH)

172 We all used to be incredibly naive.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, us 29 year olds are incredibly unworldly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2024 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

173 What's USACE?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 06:13 PM (XkYcA)

174 149 @BNONews 22s
JUST IN: North Korea fires ballistic missile towards the Sea of Japan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 06:01 PM (IG4Id)
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TBF, the Sea of Japan is all around them. They can hardly avid it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 06:04 PM (DeFcY)


The launch was a success, Dear Leader!!!!

Posted by: North Korean rocket scientists, who want to live another day at April 01, 2024 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

175 If the FBI does the same fine job they did with the first WTC bombers, expect Rolla to blow up a mall next week.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 06:14 PM (MvF+J)

176 Y'all are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

177 "Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM"

That's a really stupid thing to say.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

178 173 What's USACE?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 06:13 PM (XkYcA)

U.S Army Corps of Engineers. Essayons!

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (uqyzO)

179 166 That's a good list.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (MvF+J)

180 Won't show you ID while I film you?

Fuck off.
You must be an imposter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (ufFY8)

181
The FBI came to on my door once, twenty years ago, because my nextdoor neighbor applied for an FBI gig and they were doing a background check. They showed badges and gave me business cards. These "agents"; refused to do either. Pisswads.
Posted by: QT 3.14159 at April 01, 2024 05:35 PM (qOMPA)



Back around '89 or so, I had the Feebs questioning people I went to HS with, because I was up for a Secret security clearance in the Army, not even a TS.

A couple of years later when I left the service, I met a bunch of folks at home who asked me if I'd robbed a bank or something, because the Feebs didn't tell them why they were asking about me.

Posted by: Cal Worthington's Dog, Spot at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (n+4am)

182 I’m old enough to remember when this was a REAL argument for the Patriot Act.
Christ help us we were duped.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 01, 2024 05:38 PM (eQRY

We all used to be incredibly naive.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The name alone, Patriot Act, should have the first red flag.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (cOq4q)

183
Woof. Off me, sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (n+4am)

184 Y'all are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)
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"The Ancient Marinator I call myself, steeped in the brine of over-salted cynicism and too long a life."
---Philip Jose Farmer, "The Riders of the Purple Wage"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (DeFcY)

185 Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (uqyzO)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 06:15 PM (XkYcA)

186 Once again, the FBI is going after citizens, meanwhile, Americans are getting killed by known wolves and illegals.

And it's quite obvious this is official government policy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2024 06:16 PM (tT6L1)

187 Is this the thread the FBI is monitoring?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:16 PM (RUMEY)

188 Damn an ice cold vodka martini, dirty on the beach sounds really good right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:16 PM (3wEtx)

189 Related - say hi to the FBI ham and eggers on this thread
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM


Hi, backatcha!

Say, does anyone know of any sales on khaki pants or tiki torches?

Posted by: Feeb Glowie at April 01, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

190
U.S Army Corps of Engineers. Essayons!
Posted by: tcn

Essayons!!! LOL, yeah the group that build the Santa Barbara breakwater and by court order has to dredge the entrance to the S.B. Harbor because now sand fills it with every winter storm.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 06:17 PM (Ca1yH)

191 Stay off of Facebook. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2024 06:17 PM (N3GIM)

192 Yeah, a real Patriot doesn't mind the anal cavity search!

For your country, sir, please drop em and bend over.

*thwack!

*Applies Vaseline to fingers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:17 PM (RUMEY)

193 .

NOOD

Comic Artist Commits Suicide After Being Cancelled by Fellow Comics SJWs and the Media

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2024 06:18 PM (qPw5n)

194 It's YOU that has the ill will, feebie, and no regard at all for MY safety.

Is that your mission statement, asshole? Maintaining good will and safety from having to read shit someone doesn't like?

Does good will mean, like, I gotta have all the right thoughts, say all the right things, read all the right news?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 01, 2024 06:18 PM (KiBMU)

195 Damn an ice cold vodka martini, dirty on the beach sounds really good right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:16 PM


Would you like some company?

Posted by: Fabio at April 01, 2024 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

196 bonhomme @166,

That's a fine list of solutions. Alas, the Uniparty has no interest in solutions. They want neverending conflict issues to ensure the problem persists so that a) their status quo remains and b) the kabuki of "fighting for you" can dominate their political platform.

You (and "they") could solve this crisis (and any other) in an afternoon. Only you, however, operate in good faith.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 06:18 PM (aXxgO)

197 Revoke the bar membership of any Judge who helps illegals evade ICE detentions. Withhold Federal funds from any municipality that declares themselves sanctuaries.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 06:09 PM (Odg76)

Require that any person attempting to transmit money out of the country present ID to confirm citizenship status.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 06:19 PM (tkR6S)

198 I'd take the ID and in front of them, call the number on it.

Their reaction to this should be a tell.

Shooter outside is a must. But not a significant problem to overcome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2024 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

199 Essayons!!! LOL, yeah the group that build the Santa Barbara breakwater and by court order has to dredge the entrance to the S.B. Harbor because now sand fills it with every winter storm.
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Come on. They also covered an archaeological site inconvenient to radical Natives of the "we were always here and evolved here separately from Africa/Asia" types in tons of concrete.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:19 PM (5OvHh)

200 187 The daffodils are lovely in spring. The locusts yet slumber.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 06:19 PM (MvF+J)

201 AlaBAMA: "Is this the thread the FBI is monitoring?"

Well, just this thread and all the others.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 01, 2024 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

202 Do y'all know what a "First Amendment Auditor" is? They're these guys who go into government offices and make themselves nuisances while filming everything. They also like to insert themselves into police interactions with the public and try to force the police to overreact so they can film the police overreaction and sue and promote their YouTube channels.

One of the more irritating examples is a guy named Jose "Chille" DeCastro. Jose just got 180 days in jail for interfering in a police traffic stop. The prosecutor asked for 90 days deferred, but Jose pissed off the Judge so much, she gave him 180 days. The Judge says his behavior didn't influence her decision, but I don't really believe her.

Here is a hearing after that where he's begging to be let back out.

https://youtu.be/xTXnMDiHClY

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 06:20 PM (Odg76)

203 189 Related - say hi to the FBI ham and eggers on this thread
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 01, 2024 05:28 PM

_______________________________

Do I count? I applied for an SA position back when Sessions was running it. They made us sit in a room and watch a 10 minute video about how they were focusing on hiring women and minorities. Then gave us a psych exam (which I aced cause I'm not an idiot)....but I never got an interview despite having a decade of investigative experience before applying. I do however still like ham n eggs.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 06:21 PM (dIske)

204 Essayons!!! LOL, yeah the group that build the Santa Barbara breakwater and by court order has to dredge the entrance to the S.B. Harbor because now sand fills it with every winter storm.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 06:17 PM (Ca1yH)

We dredge every damned thing. We also build what various municipalities ask us to do, but rarely design those projects. Most places want everything to stay just as they remembered it, so we end up fighting mother nature and usually lose that battle. Read up on the Achafalaya River and what it did to the dams. Another request from the locals who bought and paid for it, but didn't care for the results.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 01, 2024 06:21 PM (uqyzO)

205 What's USACE?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fun Fact - USACE Manhattan District built the bomb.
From dredging channels to building the first atomic weapon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 06:22 PM (cOq4q)

206 [Deleted for advocating violence. CBD]
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (20qzm)

As a member of USACE, I'll keep that in mind next time you need somebody to pull a broken bridge out of Baltimore Harbor.
Posted by: tcn

Every veteran's hospital worker just got done as well.
Very nice...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 06:13 PM


Add in all of us retired Military members and disabled veterans drawing a VA check.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 06:22 PM (QNSds)

207 This isn't a "test case" scenario. It's an ass covering situation. The FBI knows that Biden's asinine immigration hijinks let a large number of potential terrorists into the country. If they pop off with some event, then Biden looks even worse than he does now.

I guarantee that the FBI did a back channel to social media asking for pro-Hamas comments so they could physically go to that individual's residence. They could care less about the commenter. They want to see if there is evidence of new residents (groups) living at those locations. They're closing the door after then cows got out, and now are trying to find these newly arrived terrorists....and they wouldn't be doing it unless they thought something was concretely scheduled.

This should scare the crap out of all of us, and not just because of the Free Speech issues associated with it.
Posted by: Orson

More likely wanted to recruit her.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q)

208 And with that, my homework for the gun thread is done.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

Ha!

Posted by: GWB at April 01, 2024 06:24 PM (69JzL)

209 Here's the traffic stop where DeCastro made an absolute ass of himself.

https://youtu.be/9X1lPsS-cjk

That earned him six months in jail.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 06:26 PM (Odg76)

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