Illinois Parole Board Lets Criminal Out of Prison Despite His Menacing a Mother With a Child; The Day After He's Set Free, He Attacks the Mother and Kills the Child

The 11-year-old boy was trying to protect his mom from this dangerous criminal, so the murderer stabbed him to death.

An 11-year-old Chicago boy died Wednesday as he tried to protect his pregnant mother from her knife-wielding ex-boyfriend who was released from prison a day earlier.
Crosetti Brand, 37, is accused of stabbing the boy in the chest and the 33-year-old woman before he was arrested for the heinous killing of Jayden Perkins, according to the Chicago Police Department.
Brand had been paroled Tuesday from the Stateville Correctional Center, where he was serving a 16-year sentence for home invasion and aggravated assault.

He forced his way into his ex-girlfriend's home in Edgewater, Ill. and "brutally attacked" the family, Chicago Police Superintendent Larry Snelling said during a Friday press conference.
The 33-year-old mother of two was leaving with her children to take them to school at around 8 a.m. when Brand attacked.
The 11-year-old boy stepped in to shield his mother, who was stabbed in the doorway of their home, from the deranged criminal.
Snelling also noted that the woman's "5-year-old son was also present and witnessed the attack."
The mother and son were rushed to the hospital after officers arrived on the scene to find them both stabbed "multiple times."

Here is -- was -- Jayden Perkins, the brave boy who died protecting his mother. Here is the next victim of The Democrat Party Murder Cult:

Two members of the parole board have now resigned.

But the murdered child has not been resurrected.

Illinois parole board resigns following release of child's killer

Quick Hit:
The chair and a member of the Illinois Prisoner Review Board have resigned following the murder of 11-year-old Jayden Perkins by a recently paroled convict. The resignations come amid public outrage over the board's decision to release the perpetrator, Crosetti Brand, who committed the crime less than 24 hours after his release.
Key Details:
Board chair Donald Shelton and board member LeAnn Miller resigned on Monday following the murder of Jayden Perkins.
Crosetti Brand, the parolee, allegedly ambushed and killed Jayden and attacked his mother, Laterria Smith, less than a day after his release.
Despite Laterria Smith's request for a protection order against Brand, the board approved his parole, leading to the tragic incident.
Diving Deeper:
The incident has sparked widespread outrage, particularly as Smith had sought a protection order against Brand just a month prior to the incident. Brand, who was serving a 16-year sentence for home invasion and aggravated assault, was granted parole on March 12th. The attack on Smith and her son occurred just hours before a scheduled hearing about the protection order.
Both the Illinois Department of Corrections and the Illinois Prisoner Review Board claimed they were unaware of the protection order hearing. However, emails obtained by CBS 2 indicated that the Department of Corrections had knowledge of the hearing as early as February 22nd.

Update: Jayden at his dance school.

The Democrat Party wants to fucking kill you. It's the party of murderers, thieves, groomers and pedophiles.

For more evidence of this: Minnesota's terrorist-sympathizing, antifa-supporting AG, Keith Ellison, says that we have to prosecute the real criminals responsible for vehicle theft.

No, not the carjackers and thieves themselves. They're Democrat voters, or rather, they will be Democrat voters when Democrat ballot harvesters request ballots in their names and vote for them.

No, the real criminals are auto manufacturers who have made their cars just "too tempting" to steal and an "attractive nuisance" hypnotizing young Democrat Scholars into stealing them.

He rejects the idea of prosecuting the "downstream" criminals -- that is, the actual criminals.

He says we have to go "upstream" to the root causes of the crime. By which he means car makers making their cars too sweet to resist stealing.

"But we have to go upstream, and we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance for young people. Right now we are investigating two major automakers because their cars are dramatically too easy to steal for young people," he claimed.

They're not "dramatically too easy" to steal. However, all vehicles, being expensive property which is, by design, self-propelled expensive property," are relatively easy to steal. Cars must have windows, and windows are easily broken. All locks are easily defeatable.

Cars are valuable property which supply their own getaway vehicle.

This is by design.

Traditionally people don't steal cars because of the threat of prison, but the Democrat Party has eliminated that as a possible consequence.

So now car makers must remove windows from cars, I guess.

How will drivers see?

That's on them. That's not Keith Ellison's area of expertise.

He's an expert in Being an Aggrieved Minority, and that's all the expertise any expert needs.

"We have to go upstream on crime and not just say we are going to only deal with the criminals, the people on the street. There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for people who are members of the country club, resulting in tragic circumstances for victims on the street," he continued.

Fuck you, filthy criminal scumbag and traitor.

Minnesota AG Keith Ellison on car theft:

"We are investigating 2 automakers. Their cars are too easy to steal for young people."

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1 Put

Posted by: Ciampino - even Vermouth, brandy, whisky at March 27, 2024 04:24 PM (qfLjt)

2 st

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2024 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)

3 crap

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2024 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 27, 2024 04:24 PM (rbKZ6)

5 Well, when these criminals begin to murder leftists of note things may, or may not change. Until then they will continue to murder. Much like the "cultural sparks of diversity" that do the same.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2024 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

6 Well yeah, but have we considered pardoning this guy to reduce the murdering problem?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:27 PM (fKIdX)

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:27 PM (CsUN+)

8 Illinois… I don’t think any further summarry would add anything… failed state..

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

9 The italicans are here...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (K+UlC)

10 Despite Laterria Smith's request for a protection order against Brand, the board approved his parole, leading to the tragic incident.

I'm really sick of the misuse of "tragic" and "tragedy". Earthquakes are tragic. Plagues are tragic. This is neither. It's an atrocity, and it's clear who is responsible.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (CsUN+)

11 Missed it by that much

Posted by: TED BUNDY at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (DGlaL)

12 ask me how I knew everyone in this story was black before I looked up a single story about it. Victim, perp, mother.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (i9ffA)

13
I can relate to the idea of cars being too easy for young people to steal.

Everyone knows how stupid and unmotivated the youngsters are these days, and if they can steal these cars then they've got to be too easy./

Posted by: Speller at March 27, 2024 04:28 PM (pSotA)

14 Sounds like a slam dunk wrongful death lawsuit against the State to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (QNSds)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

16 It's amazing how leftists claim to care about "black and brown bodies" yet the souls who inhabit those bodies are the ones most victimized by both their open border and compassion for criminals policies. It's almost as if they lie a lot or something.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (XjtdB)

17 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (fKIdX)

18 F*cking italicans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

19 That is literally a muslim mentality. It's your fault if I steal your stuff because you did not lock it away. I used to work with two guys who were muslim and one of them struggled a little bit with the Western idea that stealing is a crime.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (P7Iz+)

20 The attractive nuisance doctrine is intended for toddlers and other children who act only compulsively and lack the ability to analyze risk, not ...

Ok, nevermind.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (bNf8H)

21 But the murdered child has not been resurrected.

An eye for an eye,
A tooth for a tooth,
A life for a life. Just make it 2x as excruciating.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

22 You know he's a muzzie, right? In spite of that Western-sounding name.

Posted by: Ciampino - Give him some pork rinds at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (qfLjt)

23 Just when the fish puns were getting under way.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

24 18 F*cking italicans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Rule 34

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

25 The chair and a member of the Illinois Prisoner Review Board have resigned following the murder of 11-year-old Jayden Perkins by a recently paroled convict. The resignations come amid public outrage over the board's decision to release the perpetrator, Crosetti Brand, who committed the crime less than 24 hours after his release.

Seems their demonic souls should be sent to Hell, post haste.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

26 23 Just when the fish puns were getting under way.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

OR...
Maybe BECAUSE the fish puns were under way...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (ynpvh)

27 I guess we could also say nobody was responsible for the slave trade because the future slaves were too easy to capture.

Wow, this is great. Nobody is responsible for anything!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (CsUN+)

28 17 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (fKIdX)

It should be electric.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (ynpvh)

29 Shiny car hypnotic spinner hubcaps...

Hoodrat - oooh, must steal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (3vcct)

30 And pretty woman are responsible for rape by making themselves too attractive.

Ok.

Got it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (lf83v)

31 Crosetti Brand, 37, is accused of stabbing the boy in the chest and the 33-year-old woman before he was arrested for the heinous killing of Jayden Perkins,

He was stabbed in the 33-year-old woman, too?

English, motherf#%ker! Do you speak it?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (5sOEG)

32 I saw this in a movie once. Perhaps you have seen it. Footlockers are involved.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (Z8Yh2)

33 "Damn straight!!! Ellison is right. When I see a cookie or a luscious pastry I'm inclined to eat it because they just make it look too damn delicious. That's on the manufacturer. I don't have an eating problem!!!!!" (Every morbidly obese person ever)

Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2024 04:32 PM (dIske)

34 Keith Ellison's mom is getting coat hangers for Mother's Day.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at March 27, 2024 04:32 PM (OBuuS)

35 Two members of the parole board have now resigned.

Do they have immunity from prosecution like cops and judges? sue them. Sue like the wind. Civil suit sue them. Make it hurt.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2024 04:32 PM (N6ZZ2)

36 I used to work with two guys who were muslim and one of them struggled a little bit with the Western idea that stealing is a crime.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (P7Iz+)

Because they are raiders and slavers at heart. Which is why they get along with leftists, at least until their common enemies are defeated.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 27, 2024 04:32 PM (XjtdB)

37 Let the Summer of Love, 2024, begin.

Oh, what?

The perp is black?

Never,
Mind

Posted by: Marooned at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (kt8QE)

38 If Prison is no longer an option, then an armed citizenry will do what it must.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

39 Willowed from the last thread:

401 When Keith Ellison sues silverware manufacturers for the obesity crisis I might pay attention to him
Posted by: jeff at March 27, 2024 04:27 PM (ZiwLX)

When Keith Ellison self-immolates in a failed suicide bombing attempt where he's the only casualty, I might pay attention to him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Just when the fish puns were getting under way.
Posted by: wth

Begun, the Fish Puns have.
Posted by: XTC

They are always a ray of sunshine
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Or a rey from a lamp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg)

41 I just can’t.

We are through the looking glass now.

I hope Americans are waking up.

Sadly, too many are blind, deaf and dumb.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (I6NNh)

42 Supporting making cars harder to steal is the same as supporting people carrying guns to make it harder to be murdered, right? So Ellison going to support that "upstream" solution. Right?

Posted by: Spawning Salmon at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (JDsAm)

43 Poor kid.

Such a shame. Yet more blood on Barak's hands.

That kid looks like YOU Barack! Where ya at, fella!???!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

44 17 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (fKIdX)
----
You want we should put tacks on that 'chair'?

Posted by: Ciampino - A chair to DIE for at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (qfLjt)

45 Or a rey from a lamp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg)

Easy to say from your Perch.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (K+UlC)

46 You're getting closer. It's not the Democrat Party.

The entire DC regime is part of this. It's why I often call it the Chesapeake Bay Death Cult.

All of American policymaking, domestic and foreign alike, makes a shitload more sense when you view it through the lens of a human-hating death cult that wants to immanentize the eschaton through blood sacrifice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (0FoWg)

47 40 Just when the fish puns were getting under way.
Posted by: wth

Begun, the Fish Puns have.
Posted by: XTC

They are always a ray of sunshine
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Or a rey from a lamp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg)

I get the eely feeling you're trying to start something...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

48 Horrible that a young persons light is extinguished. Wonder what the reaction would be if you said to an activist "one less person eligible for reparations". Probably wouldn't be pretty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (GLHXS)

49 Dig up Henry Ford and arrest him!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (T4tVD)

51 How funny would it be if automakers responded with a security feature that wouldn't allow a car to function for a black person...

Posted by: CrookedRecords at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (U2nCg)

52 Illinois is one of those states where every single politician, regardless of "party," needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (9yWhg)

53 27 I guess we could also say nobody was responsible for the slave trade because the future slaves were too easy to capture.

Wow, this is great. Nobody is responsible for anything!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (CsUN+)

We don't have a day-drinking problem. Alcohol is just too easy to come by in this racist country.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (eYoxG)

54 Any word from Black Lives Matter regarding the young boy's death?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (lf83v)

55 I get the eely feeling you're trying to start something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

That electric eely feeling?

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2024 04:36 PM (K+UlC)

56 When Keith Ellison self-immolates in a failed suicide bombing attempt where he's the only casualty, I might pay attention to him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM

Only so far as to say "what's that horrible smell?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2024 04:36 PM (5sOEG)

57 How funny would it be if automakers responded with a security feature that wouldn't allow a car to function for a black person...

so a manual transmission?

Posted by: brak at March 27, 2024 04:36 PM (25k9m)

58 I've never met Ellison, but if a member of my family is hurt by one of his thug parolees, that will change.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (W/lyH)

59 Sadly, too many are blind, deaf and dumb.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 27, 2024 04:33 PM (I6NNh)

Do they play a mean pinball ?

Posted by: JT at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (T4tVD)

60 I guess Jayden Perkins was just another Black Life That Didn't Really Matter to the commie shitstains.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (llON8)

61 54 Any word from Black Lives Matter regarding the young boy's death?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (lf83v)

Why would BLM say anything, he's not alive any more, is he?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (fKIdX)

62 19 That is literally a muslim mentality. It's your fault if I steal your stuff because you did not lock it away. I used to work with two guys who were muslim and one of them struggled a little bit with the Western idea that stealing is a crime.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (P7Iz+)

_______________________________

This is soooo true. I dealt with the same thing although on a minor level (which was quickly remedied). We had a light fingered Muslim in the office who would help himself to lunches in the fridge. That is until we figured out who it was. At the next staff meeting it might have been mentioned that the last sandwich stolen was laced with bacon bits. Nothing was ever taken again.

Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (dIske)

63 Dig up Henry Ford and arrest him!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I'd be in favor of that. Cadaver Synod his Muzzie-importing, racist, Nazi-loving ass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

64 >>> Just make it 2x as excruciating.
Posted by: jim

Too kind.

Peeled like a carrot with a very sharp peeler. A sprinkle of salt on every cut.
Boy's mother can end it by pulling a lever which drops the perp into an industrial cheese grater feet first.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (3vcct)

65 My ticket out: start an outfit to print corrupt shit heels on milk cartons. Can be regional or very local, or national.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (Z8Yh2)

66 Administer the death penalty and he will not do it again.

Posted by: vic at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (A5THL)

67 Everything in the Democrat vision is no personal responsibility for anything. Not one damn thing.

You stole a car? BIG AUTO'S fault.

You spread your legs to every swingin' dick and get pregnant? ABORTIONS R' US!!!!

You get fat from pounding Big Mac's and Mountain Dew?

We'll make McDonald's change their recipes so its not as appealing as before!!!

I f*cking HATE the left and what they've done to society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

68 D@mn that is horrible.
What a brave kid!
I

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2024 04:38 PM (emxO0)

69
No, the real criminals are auto manufacturers who have made their cars just "too tempting" to steal and an "attractive nuisance" hypnotizing young Democrat Scholars into stealing them.

Then: Her skirt was too short!

Now: Her car was too cool!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:38 PM (ibTVg)

70 He says we have to go "upstream" to the root causes of the crime.

Wipipo?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 27, 2024 04:38 PM (DiWSa)

71 Traditionally people don't steal cars because of the threat of prison, but the Democrat Party has eliminated that as a possible consequence.

So now car makers must remove windows from cars, I guess.

Related: in Toronto, America's Hat, the city told people to leave their car keys out on their front porch at night in order to prevent home invasions. The yutes just want your car, not your TV, you see.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2024 04:38 PM (2ocoG)

72 Poor Jayden Perkins. If only he had been killed by a white dude, his memory would be etched in our national conscience.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

73 Administer the death penalty and he will not do it again.

In this case include the parole board.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (ibTVg)

74 >>> 54 Any word from Black Lives Matter regarding the young boy's death?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (lf83v)

Kid had glasses, probably studied at school and shit trying to act white.

Posted by: Burn Loot Murder at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (llON8)

75 I thought we were done with fish puns in this plaice?

Posted by: Ciampino - keep it scaled down at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (qfLjt)

76 Black lives matter / did the parole board care about that?
Not the muderer’s, but his girlfriend and kids’ lives.

Apparently not in Chicago.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (emxO0)

77 If we just had common sense knige control...

Posted by: Bete at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (LX4y3)

78
"How funny would it be if automakers responded with a security feature that wouldn't allow a car to function for a black person..."

Voice activated starters which require proper pronunciation and grammar to start.
An alarm goes off and the car freezes if the driver says the word "Yo".

Posted by: Speller at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (pSotA)

79
That kid Jayden Perkins belongs in Valhalla. I don't care what color skin he had, kid was a warrior.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (n+4am)

80 I guess Jayden Perkins was just another Black Life That Didn't Really Matter to the commie shitstains.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2024 04:37 PM

Any time I hear that shit, I just respond with PROVE IT. When they start valuing their own damn lives, I'll consider it.

People are people. BLM people are f*cking trash grifter murderous whores who SHOULD kill themselves at a rapid pace.

Come on, Chitcago. The world turns it's eyes to you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Criminals are being set loose on citizens, it's how the Bolsheviks worked in the Soviet Union

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (fwDg9)

82 Beautiful little boy murdered by heartless leftists who have no idea how to fix problems with urban crime. F*ck them all.

Posted by: Cory C at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (/30QI)

83 The government doesn't exist to help you, or even to protect your rights. It exists to take as much money from you that it can. Literally nothing else matters to our "civic leaders"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (ibTVg)

84 industrial cheese grater

That's nacho cheese!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (DiWSa)

85 Jayden Perkins' dance school put together a touching video of Jayden dancing and enjoying life.

http://tiny.cc/b4pkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (Odg76)

86 75 I thought we were done with fish puns in this plaice?

Posted by: Ciampino - keep it scaled down at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (qfLjt)

Believe we were just asked to scale back.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

87 The Board did impose the death penalty.

On the ex-girlfriend and her son.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (lf83v)

88 Abolish parole. Get rid of it and its whole barnacled grifting apparatus.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (MvF+J)

89
Only so far as to say "what's that horrible smell?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2024 04:36 PM (5sOEG)

I DID throw MIGHT in there for good reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

90 75 Fish puns are in alignment with the morays of this blog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)

91 Not much will happen in Illinois is my guess…. possibly a quiet settlement payoff, but the state is a one party tyranny, and the event does not fit the regime narrative.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

92 Believe we were just asked to scale back.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

Unfortunately, you fell for it, hook line and sinker.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (fKIdX)

93 The Mother and all those involved should be allowed to Sue the Parole Board big time

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

94 Both the Illinois Department of Corrections and the Illinois Prisoner Review Board claimed they were unaware of the protection order hearing. However, emails obtained by CBS 2 indicated that the Department of Corrections had knowledge of the hearing as early as February 22nd.
++++
Innocent explanation: they don't talk to each-other, and the people who knew about the hearing were different from the people making the decision. The "department" knew about it, but in the absence of effective information sharing, the individuals making decisions did not.

Not so innocent explanation: they knew, but they're pro crime and were looking for *any* excuse to grant parole, consequences be damned - and a kid died as a result.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (6bTRc)

95 Administer the death penalty and he will not do it again.

In this case include the parole board.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:39 PM (ibTVg)

I saw a Twitter thread this morning from an IL state congress guy about how Pritzker and the parole board are responsible for *many* such releases that result in more victims.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (XjtdB)

96 I can’t make fish puns on such a sad thread .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (emxO0)

97 Bright eyes, engaging smile -- kid coulda been a contender. I could understand some vigilante justice against whom I shall not say (though I'm not advocating it).

Posted by: SFGoth at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (KAi1n)

98 87 The Board did impose the death penalty.

On the ex-girlfriend and her son.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (lf83v)

Although with 2 resignations, it's the 1st time a Dem ever took any responsibility for anything in the Biden era.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (exHjb)

99 >>> That is literally a muslim mentality. It's your fault if I steal your stuff because you did not lock it away. I used to work with two guys who were muslim and one of them struggled a little bit with the Western idea that stealing is a crime.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz

Because it would stealing from an unprotected infidel.
Steal from another Muslim of similar status and chop chop square for you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (3vcct)

100 92 Believe we were just asked to scale back.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

Unfortunately, you fell for it, hook line and sinker.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (fKIdX)

Don't judge me from your perch.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

101 While crime has always been an issue it was much, much less prior to the late 60s.

Why? Because the culture of the 50s/60s was objectively better. No trannies, no shoot shootings, far far less violent crime.

So when the left says we have to do SOMETHING about crime...hopes and prayers aren't enough...ask them if they'll help you end feminism the welfare state and Big Gay. I suspect quickly you'll find out it is no longer "if it saves just one life"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (ibTVg)

102 Did the two parole board members resign:
- because they were forced out for there incompetence
- as scapegoats and board will return to business as usual
- out of shame
- out of disgust because they were overruled and they were the only competent ones on the board

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (HE1sN)

103 I can’t make fish puns on such a sad thread .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (emxO0)

Just one? It might make you feel batter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Poor kid.

That animal should have never gotten out of the joint. Don't think he will enjoying his next trip up river.

Hopefully they will make him suffer before his ticket is punched.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (9KyZG)

105 96 I can’t make fish puns on such a sad thread .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (emxO0)

Yeah.. time to skip a thread.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (PCK5/)

106 Although with 2 resignations, it's the 1st time a Dem ever took any responsibility for anything in the Biden era.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2024 04:42 PM (exHjb)

"Oh crap, I don't want to be associated with this. Better slink away."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

107 Although with 2 resignations, it's the 1st time a Dem ever took any responsibility for anything in the Biden era.
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They resigned to take a better paying position with Boeing and Maersk Shipping in Maryland.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (lf83v)

108 Well, Keith, if we actually prosecuted people for auto theft crimes and perhaps chopped off the hands of people who had done it, the cars wouldn't be so easy to break into.

What an adorable boy who died trying to save his sister and mother. Terrible..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (XkYcA)

109
I saw a Twitter thread this morning from an IL state congress guy about how Pritzker and the parole board are responsible for *many* such releases that result in more victims.

If the right engaged in lawfare these people would be experiencing the same sort of pay that Trump is right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:43 PM (ibTVg)

110 American citizens are in the DC Gulag while Joe gives illegals free flights, free housing and cash.
American citizens are not secure in their homes persons or property while Joe frees criminals and illegals to prey on them.
American citizens drive on unsafe bridges while Joe builds new harbors and docks for Gaza.
American citizens can't afford groceries while Joe sends billions to Ukraine.

When do Americans get help?
Why is Joe putting America last?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2024 04:44 PM (yikga)

111
Women are "dramatically too easy" to rape.

Coming soon? While they seek retribution for Roe v Wade at the voting booth which is making them question their desire to have intercourse with men they don't want to have father their child and 'Plan B' is causing nightmares at the ER.

I try to give women the benefit of the doubt but it's not 'taking'. Either A). I should be better or B). They should be better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 27, 2024 04:45 PM (RKVpM)

112 "But we have to go upstream, and we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance for young people. Right now we are investigating two major automakers because their cars are dramatically too easy to steal for young people," he claimed.
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That would be Hyundai/Kia, where several model years of vehicles are in fact very easy to steal due to a design flaw combined with common kitted vehicle configurations.

But I don't think that qualifies as "attractive nuisance." They were not designed to be easy to steal, they *happen* to be easy to steal, and the manufacturer redesigned the component (the ignition, IIRC) when it came to light that this was becoming a serious problem.

Hyundai/Kia has a downright bad design. That is true. The explosion in car theft is not Hyundai/Kia's fault, however. That is the fault of the criminals, and the fault of malicious and evil men in government who have removed all consequences from those individuals, and radically shifted their cost/benefit (or risk/reward, if you prefer) analyses of the decision to steal a car.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:45 PM (6bTRc)

113 Not so innocent explanation: they knew, but they're pro crime and were looking for *any* excuse to grant parole, consequences be damned - and a kid died as a result.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:41 PM (6bTRc)

More likely: the information was in hand but was never considered because it was never looked at. They're just rubber-stamping parole on a racial basis, they cracked open Crosetti's jacket, his face in the booking photo was darker than a paper lunch sack, and their only condition was met.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2024 04:45 PM (0FoWg)

114 Women are "dramatically too easy" to rape.

The left has been arguing that the women in Israel deserved the rape and murder they got so I expect the argument to continue here in the US

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (ibTVg)

115 Why? Because the culture of the 50s/60s was objectively better.

but women were literally slaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AWFLs at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (25k9m)

116 In one brief moment, that little boy was more of a man than Keith Ellison will ever be.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (lf83v)

117 Fuck you, filthy criminal scumbag and traitor.
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Don't forget communist class warrior.

Reading between the lines, his statement is actually just "we're going after the fat cats who made your car easy to steal because they hate wage-earners like you."

He can take his class war shit and cram it. This isn't a "Board of Directors" problem, this is a local government problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (6bTRc)

118 It's a good thing that lady wasn't armed with a dangerous handgun. Someone might have suffered from the scourge of gun violence.

Posted by: Justin Turdeau at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (Zz86T)

119
Now: Her car was too cool!
Posted by: 18-1

Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette.

Posted by: Joe Camel at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

120 96 Yes, Lizzy, I guess it was inappropriate. Sorry. The temptation to pun is strong in me, but sometimes I need to overcome it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 27, 2024 04:47 PM (9yWhg)

121 More likely: the information was in hand but was never considered because it was never looked at. They're just rubber-stamping parole on a racial basis, they cracked open Crosetti's jacket, his face in the booking photo was darker than a paper lunch sack, and their only condition was met.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2024 04:45 PM (0FoWg)
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Shit.

I often fail to consider the even more mundane but somehow most sinister explanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:47 PM (6bTRc)

122 Conspiracy to commit murder.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 27, 2024 04:47 PM (BCzm7)

123 but women were literally slaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amusing part of this is that we have happiness metrics going back to that era and women self reported being happier then vs now. Men as well

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:47 PM (ibTVg)

124 But I don't think that qualifies as "attractive nuisance."

As was pointed out above, attractive nuisance isn't really intended to apply to adults.

Wiki: The attractive nuisance doctrine applies to the law of torts in some jurisdictions. It states that a landowner may be held liable for injuries to children trespassing on the land if the injury is caused by an object on the land that is likely to attract children.

Ellison is arguing that blacks are children and shouldn't be held accountable. Okay, then let's take away their right to vote.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:47 PM (CsUN+)

125 Apparently asking feral criminals to control themselves is too much for Mr. Ellison, and other democrats. After all, we need to leave room for black people to act out. It's in their nature, according to these idiots. I cannot imagine a more racist outlook than that of these "progressives."

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (gllTv)

126 22 You know he's a muzzie, right? In spite of that Western-sounding name.
Posted by: Ciampino - Give him some pork rinds at March 27, 2024 04:30 PM (qfLjt)

It happens.

Posted by: Shaun King at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (PiwSw)

127 Ellison is arguing that blacks are children and shouldn't be held accountable. Okay, then let's take away their right to vote.

In many of the urban shitholes they already aren't voting...but ballots are being cast on their behalf...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (ibTVg)

128 Just a little bit of potential good news for Illinoisans ... i we ever get to SCOTUS.

"A federal district court ruled that a person illegally in the US did not need a FOID card. -- Then neither does anyone else, especially not US citizens that happen to live in Illinois. (I think the second sentence is the ISRA comment, not part of what the court ruled.)

This ruling makes clear the complete absurdity of current gun laws in Illinois." ISRA

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (Cus5s)

129 "Oh crap, I don't want to be associated with this. Better slink away."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Two hours later...
"Great, I just got hired by that law firm... How can I work to get more people out of jail?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (IG4Id)

130 Of course some people might get hurt by criminals advancing their holdings. Criminals make decisions, some, may be tough decisions, who lives/who dies. Criminals work hard to build a successful career.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (NxC5+)

131 Jayden Perkins' dance school put together a touching video of Jayden dancing and enjoying life.

That was impressive. Also, if he liked (or would have liked) girls, lots of them in that video.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (KAi1n)

132 "The Democrat Party wants to fucking kill you. It's the party of murderers, thieves, groomers and pedophiles."

This screams for a billboard.

Posted by: look whats not at March 27, 2024 04:49 PM (nakGR)

133 There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for people who are members of the country club, resulting in tragic circumstances for victims on the street," he continued.
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Ghetto logic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 04:49 PM (KXV4L)

134 All you need to know about Keith Ellison is right here:

https://is.gd/wgYhdx

Nicely done, Minnesota. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

135 116 In one brief moment, that little boy was more of a man than Keith Ellison will ever be.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:46 PM (lf83v)

This, X1000. May the Lord bless him and keep him, and hold him in the palm of His hand.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (gllTv)

136 In one brief moment, that little boy was more of a man than Keith Ellison will ever be.

Comment of the day...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (ibTVg)

137 Aljazeera Press, otherwise known as the AP has a completely idiotic article up that is laugh out loud bad:

"Donald Trump assails judge and his daughter!" screams an evidently emotionally distraught lefty man-child named Mike Sisak for AP. Um, turns out the judge's daughter is a grown women and a DNC political consultant and she posted a photo-shopped image of Trump behind bars after her father ruled the trial will go forward in April. This, alone, is dismissal material...the judge in this case, Merchan, evidently knew about his daughters "pants down twerking" maneuver and tried to straight jacket Trump with a gag order to prevent this from blowing up...

I think Merchan is in for a smack down...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (K+UlC)

138 "The Democrat Party wants to fucking kill you. It's the party of murderers, thieves, groomers and pedophiles."
_______________

You left out communists and lunatics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (KXV4L)

139 Pendulums swing, to and from. They used to hang horse thieves. One day soon we shall again.

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at March 27, 2024 04:51 PM (Nge8H)

140 There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for people who are members of the country club, resulting in tragic circumstances for victims on the street," he continued.

--

The game is the game, yo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:51 PM (fKIdX)

141 74 Wiki: The attractive nuisance doctrine applies to the law of torts in some jurisdictions.

It applies everywhere but it is up to the lawyers to cite it. And it is not a law. I asked my lawyer about it when I opened my swimming pool.

Posted by: vic at March 27, 2024 04:51 PM (A5THL)

142 The single worthwhile thing that prisons do is protect society from dangerous people by taking the dangerous people out of society. Once a person is in prison, he should not be released until we are reasonably certain he is no longer dangerous.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 04:51 PM (7fVdQ)

143 Nicely done, Minnesota. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2024 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Minnesota is crazier than California.

I didn't think that that was possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 04:52 PM (KXV4L)

144 To add to Joe Mannix's comment... in addition to the Hyundai/Kia design flaw, WA State legislature hamstrung law enforcement by not allowing pursuit of suspected car thieves except in extreme circumstances. Also, juvies cannot be interrogated if their lawyer doesn't want them to, and if mommy and daddy say no, too. The explosion in auto thefts by juveniles in WA State is off the charts.

Posted by: fly gal at March 27, 2024 04:52 PM (ABONH)

145 I remember an MA parole board had an inmate who had been found guilty of rape. They decided to let him go with the caveat he leave the state. He went to FL and murdered a woman.

Oh well at least the parole board members could feel good about themselves right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2024 04:53 PM (ibTVg)

146 "The chair and a member of the Illinois Prisoner Review Board have resigned following the murder of 11-year-old Jayden Perkins by a recently paroled convict."
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Marsy's Law for Illinois, formally called the Illinois Crime Victims' Bill of Rights, amended the 1993 Rights of Crime Victims and Witnesses Act by establishing additional protections for crime victims and their families. Voters approved the measure as a constitutional amendment on November 4, 2014. Wikipedia
Location: Illinois

Ballotpedia also suggested.
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I often wonder the purpose of the bill.

Since Marsy's Law passed in California, it has been overwhelmingly approved by voters in Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, and Wisconsin. (The devastating story behind Marsy's Law | Placer County, CA)

Pennsylvania-Capital Star, December 2021: Pa. Supreme Court rules against Marsy’s Law; says victims’ right amendment cannot be enacted
The amendment attempted to make too many changes to the constitution at once

I was told that the LWV fought against it because a prominent member had a relative who was a bada** felon. IDK if true.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 27, 2024 04:53 PM (GshMh)

147 USS New Jersey livestream. BB-62 is being towed to the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard now.

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2024 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

148 Of course some people might get hurt by criminals advancing their holdings. Criminals make decisions, some, may be tough decisions, who lives/who dies. Criminals work hard to build a successful career.
Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2024 04:48 PM (NxC5+)
________________

And what would we do without them?

I dunno, but I'd sure like to find out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 04:54 PM (KXV4L)

149 Two members of the parole board have now resigned.

They need to be dragged behind horses until dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2024 04:54 PM (2tMef)

150
Democrats: We Kill You with "Kindness" -- Literally. The Kill Part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:54 PM (x0n13)

151 If Obama had a son, would he have looked like Jayden Perkins?

I'm sure this story will be plastered all over the evening news. Has Lebron James tweeted yet about how "we are being HUNTED!!!"?

Seriously, THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING WORTH RIOTING OVER. And I doubt our current leading racial grifters will even light a candle (at least Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would 30-40 years ago, to at least act like the cared about the black community)...

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)

152 The equivalent of car theft in the premodern era was horse theft, and horse thieves used to be hanged.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (6bTRc)

153 I can't even this story.

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (q177U)

154 OT: Caps/Wizards no longer coming to VA. In unrelated news, Youngkin vetoed almost all Dem passed gun legislation today.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (exHjb)

155 149 Two members of the parole board have now resigned.

They need to be dragged behind horses until dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2024 04:54 PM (2tMef)

Brandon Johns and J.B Sitz-Pritzker should be forced to eat their rotten entrails. Then drawn and quartered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (x0n13)

156 147 USS New Jersey livestream.

Posted by: mrp

Thanks. Quick glance, looks likes it's going in Dry Dock #3.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (GshMh)

157 OT: Caps/Wizards no longer coming to VA. In unrelated news, Youngkin vetoed almost all Dem passed gun legislation today.

Hooray all around.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (CsUN+)

158 If Obama had a son, would he have looked like Jayden Perkins?
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No. He would look like a turkey baster.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (lf83v)

159 This is what they voted for. So who do I feel sorry for is the kid. But Chicago votes for this shit year after year.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (pohLc)

160 Seriously, THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING WORTH RIOTING OVER. And I doubt our current leading racial grifters will even light a candle (at least Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would 30-40 years ago, to at least act like the cared about the black community)...

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)

And risk supporting the police state? Sorry, kid.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (KbCG3)

161 RFK, Jr. ("K")

Lots of analysis today of his VP pick Nicole Shanahan.

Two points:

1) Her selection points to K targeting Biden more than Trump, because she's an enviro lefty. Hard to imagine GOP voters who dislike Trump voting Kennedy/Shanahan.

2) Less noted is that K needs her money in order to gain ballot access. That hasn't been going well for him at all. The DEMs are challenging his nominating petitions right down to the granular level. They already got him kicked off in NV.

Shanahan is half Asian, btw. Quite attractive a few years ago, although I've never been afflicted with Rice Fever myself.

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (NLIak)

162 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021. Cerda, while on the PRB, voted to let out a convicted cop killer whom Cerda actually served time with in prison.
Another controversial appointee of Pritzker’s was Oreal James, who Plummer said voted to release multiple cop killers.
Another controversial appointee of Pritzker’s was Eleanor Kaye Wilson, the god-mother to former President Barack Obama’s daughters."

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (n+WKq)

163
USS New Jersey livestream. BB-62 is being towed to the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard now.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2024 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

City Hall should be well within range of the 16" naval guns.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (n+4am)

164 33 "Damn straight!!! Ellison is right. When I see a cookie or a luscious pastry I'm inclined to eat it because they just make it look too damn delicious. That's on the manufacturer. I don't have an eating problem!!!!!" (Every morbidly obese person ever)
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2024 04:32 PM (dIske)

Didn't someone try that against McDonald's already?

Posted by: Octochicken at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (oCS0o)

165 I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (fKIdX)

166 151 If Obama had a son, would he have looked like Jayden Perkins?

I'm sure this story will be plastered all over the evening news. Has Lebron James tweeted yet about how "we are being HUNTED!!!"?

Seriously, THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING WORTH RIOTING OVER. And I doubt our current leading racial grifters will even light a candle (at least Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would 30-40 years ago, to at least act like the cared about the black community)...
Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)

If Obama had a son, he'd look like Ella Emhoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (x0n13)

167 There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for people who are members of the country club, resulting in tragic circumstances for victims on the street," he continued.

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Keith is right.

All this criminality and victimization does flow from the wellspring at the country club. Keith's country club.

He and his friends are deliberately creating this environment. Rich, powerful dick suckers like him. The problem is coming from upstairs, and it won't be solved except by those of us who get shit on by guys like Keith having enough of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (0FoWg)

168 Oh, and Dow Constantine--King County's executive--wants to abolish youth incarceration facilities entirely by 2028. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: fly gal at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (ABONH)

169 Ooops. USS New Jersey livestream ended 4 hours ago. She's probably berthed in the Shipyard's dry dock by now.

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)

170 I guess it was the kid's fault protecting his Mom. he was too easy to kill, right? I mean If he'd have been harder to kill, he'd still be alive right now. For that matter his mother was too attractive as a potential murder victim - I mean all her jibber jabber made the actual victim want to kill her. It's really her fault this happened, not the guy with the knife.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (ARlwA)

171
RIP, brave young boy. This is so sad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

172 All you need to know about Keith Ellison is right here:

https://is.gd/wgYhdx

Nicely done, Minnesota. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

There was once quite a comprehensive link as to just what Antifa was/is. It has been disappeared down the memory hole.
Antifa was a Communist Front organization founded by Joe Stalin (thanks Uncle Joe! - FDR) to fight "fascism" in Germany post The Great War, because the Bolsheviks on the street weren't winning.
From time to time in the 1920's, the Frei Corp (organized military vets from WWI) would have street fights with "Antifa" and other Bolsheviks. Sometimes the death toll was in the hundreds. Parts of the Frei Corp became part of the SA, then the SS.
The Black Block or Antifa (in Europe) is still quite a feared organization, when they show up at demonstrations. And remember, our emasculated European "Cousins" generally don't have firearms.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 27, 2024 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

173 28 17 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (fKIdX)

It should be electric.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2024 04:31 PM (ynpvh)

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Lol. Every chair on that parole board should be... And this wasn't a Soros DA or AG letting someone off or a judge compelled to release someone because of (Soros-driven) local bail reform law, etc. This was just run of the mill parole board letting a vicious murderer out early...

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 04:58 PM (Bhsk7)

174 161 Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (NLIak)

RFK and Shamaham-wow will for sure take votes away from Biden.

If RFK was really ambitious, he'd demand the dismantling of the state of Israel!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:58 PM (x0n13)

175 They need to be dragged behind horses until dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2024 04:54 PM (2tMef)

I'm gonna take my horse, drag them down the road an drag till I can't no more

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (NtVYv)

176 Blame the car manufacturers because blaming the black yutes just can't be held accountable.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (/Td2i)

177 "The City was adamant that any favorable consideration of the proposal included substantial and thoughtful improvements to the existing transportation system; included affordable housing; protect our stellar AAA bond rating; protect existing and future residents from financial risk; provided substantial future revenue for city and school services; protected existing neighborhoods; and provided quality jobs for our community," said the statement. "We are disappointed negotiations did not result in a proposal that protected our financial interests and respected these community values."

IOW, it's the usual laundry list of Dem attempts to soak the business owner for their own ends. They never learn.

https://tinyurl.com/35derjxd

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (CsUN+)

178 Let minnow if you want more fishy puns.

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when your DNA gets changed overnight at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (qfLjt)

179 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

It was funny when Otter in Animal house did it, not so funny now.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (ARlwA)

180 We had a similar occurrence in AL a few years ago. The governor replaced the parole board, and now almost all paroles are denied.

The Dims and lefty newspapers are howling, but everyone else supports this result.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (woPEM)

181 ADL says "100%" is now a racist code word.

Be sure to eliminate the phrase from your vocabulary, or you are a racist.

http://tiny.cc/a5pkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (Odg76)

182 RIP, brave young boy. This is so sad.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Yes he was, and yes it is.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (vcOmj)

183 Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion

HERSHEY, PA–In one of the largest product-liability rulings in U.S. history, the Hershey Foods Corporation was ordered by a Pennsylvania jury Monday to pay $135 billion in restitution fees to 900,000 obese Americans who for years consumed the company's fattening snack foods.

"For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9

Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)

184 Criminals are being set loose on citizens, it's how the Bolsheviks worked in the Soviet Union

Solzhenitsyn called it a “bandit masquerade” in The Oak and the Calf.

>… hooligans going unpunished, hooligans who have beaten up undesirable dissidents in the streets, who have snatched briefcases from Western correspondents, who have broken windows of foreign cars.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (EXyHK)

185 178 Let minnow if you want more fishy puns.
Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when your DNA gets changed overnight at March 27, 2024 04:59 PM (qfLjt)

Do socks count as puns?

Posted by: Ann Chovy at March 27, 2024 05:01 PM (PiwSw)

186 Well, the populace did vote for this...

Maybe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2024 05:01 PM (UK4rM)

187 163. City Hall should be well within range of the 16" naval guns.

I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Might clip it. Probably had a better aim from the NJ side of the river.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 27, 2024 05:02 PM (GshMh)

188 That car was asking for it!

Posted by: Chemist at March 27, 2024 05:02 PM (HJMJw)

189 158 If Obama had a son, would he have looked like Jayden Perkins? No. He would look like a turkey baster.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:56 PM (lf83v)

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If Obama had a son, he'd look like Ella Emhoff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:57 PM (x0n13)

----------------

Yeah, technically if he had a son, a lab would be involved. But if he pronounced that Trayvon Martin could be his son, will he do the same for Jayden Perkins? I would love for someone to ask him this question and catch the look on his face... POS...

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 05:03 PM (Bhsk7)

190 The equivalent of car theft in the premodern era was horse theft, and horse thieves used to be hanged.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2024 04:55 PM (6bTRc)

Summarily.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 27, 2024 05:03 PM (XjtdB)

191 This country needs an enema.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:03 PM (pohLc)

192 Killing you MAY get me kicked out of the tribe.

Agreeing with you will DEFINITELY get me kicked out of the tribe.

So . . . there's clearly a best option here.

Posted by: Karen, Maintaing Godd Standing in The Tribe at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (9t1dN)

193 RFK and Shamaham-wow will for sure take votes away from Biden.

If RFK was really ambitious, he'd demand the dismantling of the state of Israel!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2024 04:58 PM (x0n13)

I watched some YT videos that had cuts from the usual cable suspects. The MSM have their marching orders and RFK has got to go in order to save our precious Democracy. The Dems are apparently planning the usual court battles to keep RFK off the ballots, especially in the battleground states.

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (rj6Yv)

194 By his own logic, Ellison should support all efforts not to make
property easy to steal. This would include armed guards in stores, bullet proof barriers at cash registers, locked up merchandise, tall fences with explosives around houses, etc.
Just to make sure the temptations are not available.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (F6UFz)

195 Ellison is the reason I have given up hope on a Republican ever winning statewide office here ever again. When he won, after the Antifa pic, after his ex-wife came out with the proof of domestic abuse, after more of Keith "X" bullshit was highlighted, he STILL FUCKING WON.

And now the Sec State will be blasting out 2x as many ballots as there are voters in Hennepin and Ramsey counties, so it's over for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (5C4od)

196 Any word from Black Lives Matter regarding the young boy's death?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2024 04:35 PM (lf83v)

Kid had glasses, probably studied at school and shit trying to act white.
Posted by: Burn Loot Murder

He was a straight A student, played sports and loved theater arts/dance. So, there will be no statue for him.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

197 Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (5C4od)

I’m sure it was stolen.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 27, 2024 05:05 PM (m6tBo)

198 There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for "people who are members of the country club", resulting. . . .

I hear a dog whistle. Exactly who is Mr Ellison referring to?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2024 05:05 PM (FxH7T)

199 Update: Jayden at his dance school.

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Jeebus, that is excruciatingly heartbreaking.

That young man -- and what he manfully [h/t Mannix] did to protect his pregnant mother was indeed manly -- had more courage than every cowardly adult infant & parasite currently infesting & destroying our formerly great Nation and Civilization -- especially that murdering scum and murder-enabling & -rewarding scum from F. Joe Mugabe and Soros & Son on down to that Illinois Parole Board. *spit*

R. I. P.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 27, 2024 05:05 PM (BCzm7)

200 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021.
________________

Whaaaaaaatttt??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (KXV4L)

201 By his own logic, Ellison should support all efforts not to make property easy to steal. This would include armed guards in stores, bullet proof barriers at cash registers, locked up merchandise, tall fences with explosives around houses, etc.
Posted by: washrivergal

The only logic here is anarcho-tyranny, so, no he wouldn't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

202 Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

If this is true it makes it even worse.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (m6tBo)

203 A few years ago this Keith Ellison thing would have been a Bee story. Now it’s real. 🤡

Posted by: Montec at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (4+s9S)

204 @191

>>This country needs an enema.

This country is getting a reverse enema over the Southern Border.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (UK4rM)

205 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021.
_________________

Why wasn't he executed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (KXV4L)

206 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021. Cerda, while on the PRB, voted to let out a convicted cop killer whom Cerda actually served time with in prison.
Another controversial appointee of Pritzker’s was Oreal James, who Plummer said voted to release multiple cop killers.
Another controversial appointee of Pritzker’s was Eleanor Kaye Wilson, the god-mother to former President Barack Obama’s daughters."
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

At some point, doesn't the corruption become embarrassing?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2024 05:07 PM (2tMef)

207 He was a straight A student, played sports and loved theater arts/dance. So, there will be no statue for him.
Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

Certainly not. He isn't the same kind of hero as me.

Posted by: St. George Floyd at March 27, 2024 05:07 PM (pohLc)

208 There are a lot of people involved in the chain of criminality, starting sometimes for "people who are members of the country club", resulting. . . .

I hear a dog whistle. Exactly who is Mr Ellison referring to?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2024 05:05 PM (FxH7T)
______________

Us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:07 PM (KXV4L)

209 Before he was paroled, Brand was serving 8 years of a 16 year sentence for attacking another ex-girlfriend and brandishing a gun at her son.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

210 Kid was a knight at heart, a credit to his name and household- went down like a champ defending the woman who brought him into the world and his unborn sibling.

Posted by: Sven at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (X0I7i)

211 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021.
________________

Whaaaaaaatttt??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (KXV4L)

I don't get it either. He sounds more like professor material.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (z/ifB)

212 Yeah, technically if he had a son, a lab would be involved.

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 05:03 PM (Bhsk7)

Well, a lab was involved for his daughters. Moochelle admitted that after they left the White House.

(Not casting disparagement on IVF, of course. It just doesn't help refute the rumors that Barack likes men, not women.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, 14 weeks pregnant with an IVF baby at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (dtlDP)

213 This is just heartbreaking. I don't have the words right now.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (iF0sF)

214 He was a straight A student, played sports and loved theater arts/dance.

—-

Sounds like a white supreme to me.

Posted by: Montec at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (4+s9S)

215 Board chair Donald Shelton and board member LeAnn Miller resigned on Monday following the murder of Jayden Perkins.

Just walked away scot free.

Oops! Ooopsie!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2024 05:08 PM (guGkK)

216
At some point, doesn't the corruption become embarrassing?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2024 05:07 PM (2tMef)

It’s Chicago. The train left the station 75 years ago.

Posted by: Montec at March 27, 2024 05:10 PM (4+s9S)

217 195 Ellison is the reason I have given up hope on a Republican ever winning statewide office here ever again. When he won, after the Antifa pic, after his ex-wife came out with the proof of domestic abuse, after more of Keith "X" bullshit was highlighted, he STILL FUCKING WON.

--------------------

I felt the same way when Obama won in '08 even after the Rev Wright sermons had so many headlines. And after how viral the Black Panther twirling the baton at the Philly polling location in 2012 went, and Obama kept winning. But then Trump won in '16. Can't tell what the lesson is, but best guess is white guilt is a helluva drug, and a lot of non-Republicans really hate Hillary...

Posted by: bearski at March 27, 2024 05:10 PM (Bhsk7)

218 Illinois's fat fuck of a Governor, Pritzker, deserves to be fed to hungry feral hogs. They could dine on him for a month.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:10 PM (oiNtH)

219 "The Democrat Party wants to fucking kill you. It's the party of murderers, thieves, groomers and pedophiles."

Well, yes. But in fairness the Franz von Papen Republicans prefer to Reach Across The Aisle (TM) rather than oppose their Democrat BFFs.

Moreover, voting fraud has made it near impossible to vote Democrats out of power, even if the proles in deep blue hellholes could be induced to think for a change.

Posted by: Mhandisi at March 27, 2024 05:10 PM (SKxfg)

220 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 27, 2024 04:29 PM (fKIdX)

Universally-appropriate DEI chair:

https://tinyurl.com/2m8f3j39

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2024 05:10 PM (tkR6S)

221 How fucked up is this? The son of a bitch that murdered the kid is likely the father of the mother's unborn child.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:11 PM (pohLc)

222 I missed this nugget somehow. This shit is criminal

"Brand, who was first paroled in October before being briefly reasserted in February for threatening a woman via text, is now facing a murder charge and several other violations in"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2024 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

223 Finally, a black death that the Left can ignore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2024 05:11 PM (guGkK)

224 213 jewlls45,

Prayers and thoughts work fine if one is not near tears over this they are numb or emotionally dead.

Hope you are well.

Posted by: Sven at March 27, 2024 05:11 PM (X0I7i)

225 Democrat faces are a tempting, attractive nuisance for punching.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (JTwsP)

226 203 A few years ago this Keith Ellison thing would have been a Bee story. Now it’s real. 🤡
Posted by: Montec

Without looking, I'm guessing that The Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record, actually did cover it. Too lazy to look though. There track record on this stuff is pretty amazing, and scary.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (sAmhv)

227 Kid was a knight at heart, a credit to his name and household- went down like a champ defending the woman who brought him into the world and his unborn sibling.
Posted by: Sven

Amen and well said.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

228 Keith Ellison is a narcissist abuser and the fact he is still in any position of merit or power disgusts me. Yes, Keith. Let’s go up the chain of criminality and see who we find.

Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (2UJ+q)

229 The Illinois Prisoner Review Board is a piece of work under Pritzker:
"Max Cerda, another board member, was convicted of a double murder when he was 16 years old and was appointed by Pritzker in March 2021.
________________

Whaaaaaaatttt??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:06 PM (KXV4L)

++++

I said I wouldn't do it again. What is your problem?

Posted by: Max Cerda at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (F6UFz)

230 Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion

HERSHEY, PA–In one of the largest product-liability rulings in U.S. history, the Hershey Foods Corporation was ordered by a Pennsylvania jury Monday to pay $135 billion in restitution fees to 900,000 obese Americans who for years consumed the company's fattening snack foods.

"For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9
Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)
___________________

How did Hershey force them to eat the fattening snack foods?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (KXV4L)

231 An 11-year-old Chicago boy died Wednesday as he tried to protect his pregnant mother
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Toxic masculinity strikes again.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (FDtJc)

232 Or the murdered kid's father.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (pohLc)

233 By the way: Jayden was Pookette's age.

Erect a statue of Jayden, tie up the perp in front of it, and do death by a thousand cuts as he stares at it.

If you want a more graphic punishment than that, ask Pooky. I'm sure he has ideas.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (dtlDP)

234 I’m sure it was stolen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 27, 2024 05:05 PM (m6tBo)

Possibly. I was here for the Al Franken ballots that showed up in the trunk of Oldsmobile from the Range.

But I also believe the electorate here is a unique combination of malicious, idiotic, ignorant and naive.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (5C4od)

235 I said I wouldn't do it again. What is your problem?
Posted by: Max Cerda at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (F6UFz)
________________

You probably said you didn't do it the first time, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (KXV4L)

236 Using Asshat Ellison's approach, one could also apply it to individuals "upstream" of the sticky-fingered, trigger-happy little darlings and go after people like HIM.

Which hopefully will happen, soon.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (9IkLq)

237 Why it Matters: Jayden was black.

Posted by: Axios at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (FDtJc)

238 237 Why it Matters: Jayden was black.
Posted by: Axios at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (FDtJc)

It only matters if his killer was a cop or white.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:14 PM (pohLc)

239 Or the murdered kid's father.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (pohLc)

And was in jail for coming close to murdering another ex girlfriend and her son.

That boy he killed was a beautiful young man. I know that's a weird word to use but it's all I can think when i see that picture.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (z/ifB)

240 227 Kid was a knight at heart, a credit to his name and household- went down like a champ defending the woman who brought him into the world and his unborn sibling.
Posted by: Sven

Amen and well said.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

++++

Ditto.

And the sad, sad thing is he'll never have protests or places burned down, or boulevards named after him in his honor.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (F6UFz)

241 "For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9
Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)

It's a post from The Onion (back when The Onion was still supposed to be funny) from 2000.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (guGkK)

242 195 his ex-wife came out with the proof of domestic abuse,

His ex-wife is a friend of mine. I never would have made it through my divorce without her. Keith Ellison is beyond garbage.

Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (2UJ+q)

243 The US needs our own version of Devils Island and the balls to fill it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (PQ4m2)

244 > Before he was paroled, Brand was serving 8 years of a 16 year sentence for attacking another ex-girlfriend and brandishing a gun at her son.

He also sent her text messages saying he would kill her soon before he killed her. She tried to get ANOTHER protection order, but they said they couldn't prove he sent them.

The parole board apparently was aware of this information at the time they paroled him.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (Odg76)

245 Next, Keith Ellison will prosecute "upstream" on rape crimes by going after the short-skirted sluts; "They make it too easy to assault them!"

Posted by: neverBiden at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (eIGHH)

246 How many years of the miscreant's 16 year sentence did he serve before being paroled.

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (ylb9x)

247 https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9
Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)
___________________

How did Hershey force them to eat the fattening snack foods?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (KXV4L)

it's the Onion

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2024 05:17 PM (z/ifB)

248 The US needs our own version of Devils Island and the balls to fill it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (PQ4m2)
__________________

Maybe we could borrow Brazil's Snake Island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (KXV4L)

249 And on that note, I am going to teach my last 2 classes for the day. Y’all enjoy the rest of the afternoon.

Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (2UJ+q)

250 Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:13 PM (5C4od)

I remember that. Jesus help us.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (m6tBo)

251 This is so sad...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (Akjoo)

252 How did Hershey force them to eat the fattening snack foods?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (KXV4L)

it's the Onion
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2024 05:17 PM (z/ifB)
_______________

Things are so crazy now that even satire sounds plausible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (KXV4L)

253 230 Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion

HERSHEY, PA–In one of the largest product-liability rulings in U.S. history, the Hershey Foods Corporation was ordered by a Pennsylvania jury Monday to pay $135 billion in restitution fees to 900,000 obese Americans who for years consumed the company's fattening snack foods.

"For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9
Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)
___________________

How did Hershey force them to eat the fattening snack foods?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Psst, got some fresh chocolate mint rabbits, just in time for Easter. Good chocolate, man. Not that nasty shit used in Snickers. Real mint, freshly grown in secret underground bunkers, out of the prying eyes of the Man. You know you want it! You desire it!

Posted by: Chocolate Pusher at March 27, 2024 05:19 PM (sAmhv)

254 The US needs our own version of Devils Island and the balls to fill it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (PQ4m2)
__________________

Maybe we could borrow Brazil's Snake Island.
Posted by: Deplorable

Alcatraz is available and all they need to do is start chumming around the island to increase the shark population so that no one can swim away again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2024 05:20 PM (0PtO4)

255 The Dali was anchored at the port for 48 hours before it hit the FSK bridge. It was there for emergency repairs because refrigerators kept tripping the breakers, killing all power.

Who wants to bet there's a paper trail from someone from their corporate office told them to get off the dock NOW and deliver their cargo. And the crew did it, knowing their power issues were unresolved.

http://tiny.cc/f7pkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2024 05:20 PM (Odg76)

256 Answered before asked. Thanks bonhomme .

Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2024 05:20 PM (ylb9x)

257
Um, turns out the judge's daughter is a grown women and a DNC political consultant and she posted a photo-shopped image of Trump behind bars after her father ruled the trial will go forward in April.

Since taken down as I found her site. I gotta suspicion as to why.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 27, 2024 05:20 PM (RKVpM)

258
Pritzger in charge is a reflection of the will of the people.

Murder as a political act is now an unprosecutable if the circumstances of race and location are considered. No jurisdiction would bother with a case that would be tossed by a commie judge or acquitted by a commie jury.

Civil war? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Auspex at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (j4U/Z)

259 "For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

Yeah, that's right. Pay up bitches.

Posted by: Nekkid Lardass on an Ottoman at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (pohLc)

260
Has it occurred to anyone else that the chief reason these black criminals are put back on the streets is to create More George Floyds? And to create More Chaos? And to create More Shootings?

It's GOOD for the Democrat party. You're thinking I'm wrong, but YOU'RE wrong. Democrats are reaping dividends by doing this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (uzPlU)

261 That young man stepped up.

Shit, I don't know what else to say.

We are surrounded by demons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (MvA9C)

262 Does the Illinois parole board have a DEI chair?

Dunno. But it needs a fucking electric chair, that's for sure.

And for me to make that statement required a massive, MASSIVE ethical shift. I have always, always, always opposed the death penalty on the grounds that I don't trust the State that much.

Killed in the act by the victim or bystander? Good. Get dead.

Waiting 20 years on a conviction I'd rate as - at best - probable, and then being put to sleep the way we put down the dogs we so dearly love? Nope. No chance, paddles, no chance. I just can't trust the government enough to give them power over life and death in such a direct way. Not with the FBI Crime Lab Liars and the Unreliable Eyewitnesses. I've seen the government frame too many people without repercussion to be on board with letting that same government kill people for crimes it says they committed.

Now, though, I'm changing my position. I'm beginning to disagree with the idea that it's better to have a dozen guilty go free than to have one innocent in prison.

That innocent is starting to seem like the Cost of Doing Business, and I hate the left for making me consider it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (/nCD+)

263 His ex-wife is a friend of mine. I never would have made it through my divorce without her. Keith Ellison is beyond garbage.
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (2UJ+q)

I think that, more than anything, is what was so discouraging. There are enough idiots on the left who would "overlook" the Antifa and Keith "X" garbage - those are political issues. But to elect a guy to the state's top prosecutor role who is a provable abuser really showed the raw will to power of the DFL machine. Scary

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (5C4od)

264 Brand had six prior arrests for abusing and threatening this woman, had a conviction and sentenced to 16 years for "Home invasion, armed assault" at another woman's house, where he threatened to shoot her 16yo son...was under a "permanent Protective order" for assaulting this woman in 2009.
Though sentenced to 16years, with a Gun Crime modified sentence, he had only served 8 years.
I wanna see a picture of the Parole Board lady "Miller" that made this decision, wrote the Opinion Brief on it,, and the 2 other board members who concurred, apparently without actually reviewing the cases, or meeting the Parolee.

Posted by: birdog at March 27, 2024 05:22 PM (+Fkyb)

265 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (uzPlU)

Black on black crime has never resulted in another George Floyd. However the rest of your point I agree with but perhaps for different reasons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 27, 2024 05:23 PM (m6tBo)

266 I feel the same way about elections. They are way to easy to steal so let's go upstream.
Go upstream or your brains will.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2024 05:23 PM (J8LnB)

267 I think that, more than anything, is what was so discouraging. There are enough idiots on the left who would "overlook" the Antifa and Keith "X" garbage - those are political issues. But to elect a guy to the state's top prosecutor role who is a provable abuser really showed the raw will to power of the DFL machine. Scary
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (5C4od)

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If only Republicans had quality candidates.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2024 05:24 PM (++4z6)

268 The parole board resigned? Fools.

Posted by: Fani Willis at March 27, 2024 05:24 PM (i8iVf)

269 Willowed and Nooded in the same three minute window.

Nood Homo Germans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 27, 2024 05:24 PM (/nCD+)

270 That innocent is starting to seem like the Cost of Doing Business, and I hate the left for making me consider it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 27, 2024 05:21 PM (/nCD+)

You are seeing this from a false perspective. These people don't give a fuck that they are turning loose the guilty. It's not a matter of mistakes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 27, 2024 05:24 PM (pohLc)

271
Oh please, don't defend Hersheys. They are rotten cocksuckers. Fuck 'em! Hershey went FULL DEI WOKE. I'm glad it's being shoved up their Ass.

Big Sugar is Evil.

And the cereal should be next!
Post. Kelloggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2024 05:24 PM (uzPlU)

272 Flee blue states if you can.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 27, 2024 05:25 PM (rJ48h)

273
noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2024 05:25 PM (uzPlU)

274 Funny how this is an actual innocent young black boy, with a promising future, and suddenly no Democrats give a shit and no one is protesting his death.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 27, 2024 05:26 PM (uEWUd)

275 How did Hershey force them to eat the fattening snack foods?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:12 PM (KXV4L)

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Figured that was a Babylon Bee headline (was The Onion).

Guns are as responsible for killing people as spoons are responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 27, 2024 05:27 PM (BCzm7)

276 Funny how this is an actual innocent young black boy, with a promising future, and suddenly no Democrats give a shit and no one is protesting his death.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 27, 2024 05:26 PM (uEWUd)

Because he wasn't killed by a straight, white-adjacent man.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 27, 2024 05:28 PM (/nCD+)

277 And the sad, sad thing is he'll never have protests or places burned down, or boulevards named after him in his honor.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 27, 2024 05:15 PM (F6UFz)

No but you can bet he will have a yuge luxurious party thrown for him in Heaven.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2024 05:28 PM (FDtJc)

278 Grab the Captain's log book, the manifests.

"The group said the ship was operated by charter vessel company Synergy Group and chartered by Danish shipping giant Maersk at the time of the incident." Foreign flag, foreign crew.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 27, 2024 05:28 PM (GshMh)

279 Does Illinois parole policy include an official notification to the victims of the parolee's crimes that the parolee is being released?

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2024 05:30 PM (rj6Yv)

280 The US needs our own version of Devils Island and the balls to fill it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (PQ4m2)

They're gonna try to fill it with us.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2024 05:31 PM (FDtJc)

281 Blessings on that beautiful boy.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2024 05:31 PM (o3SCB)

282 Foreign flag, foreign crew.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 27, 2024 05:28 PM (GshMh)

But local pilots.

Harbors provide pilots to get ships in and out. In this case, there were two local pilots in command of the vessel at the time of the impact.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 27, 2024 05:31 PM (/nCD+)

283 The US needs our own version of Devils Island and the balls to fill it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2024 05:16 PM (PQ4m2)
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Maybe we could borrow Brazil's Snake Island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Long Island would work. We already have a how to movie with Kurt Russell to follow.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2024 05:36 PM (N6ZZ2)

284 139
'They used to hang horse thieves. '

I'd settle for hanging murderers.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2024 05:39 PM (roH4R)

285 At least one death in multiple stabbings on Rockford's southeast side

https://tinyurl.com/5ax7t6r6

Posted by: Ciampino - no guns thread at March 27, 2024 05:39 PM (qfLjt)

286 "For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

https://tinyurl.com/wyr3n2s9
Posted by: Oglebay at March 27, 2024 05:00 PM (7fVdQ)

Had to check and it's The Onion. We haven't gone totally mad in the country...yet.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2024 05:39 PM (oiNtH)

287 Joe Lieberman dead at 82

https://t.co/GeTK7aXC23

Posted by: Ciampino - no guns thread ... at March 27, 2024 05:40 PM (qfLjt)

288 Ms Brand.. She had served on the board since September 2021 having spent 20 years working in the Illinois Department of Corrections and 35 years in education at School District 428.
The only political donation I could find for her was to James Ryan(r) for $250 3/1/2002

Posted by: birdog at March 27, 2024 05:50 PM (+Fkyb)

289 Traditionally people don't steal cars because of the threat of prison,
Wrong, Ace. Traditionally Americans don't steal cars (or horses) because it is wrong. Some people who are not deterred by that, are deterred by the threat of prison, or getting their sorry ass shot by a citizen or a cop. Not teaching people to the former means the only leverage you have is the latter.

You can have some nice things if you do the latter only. But you can't have actual civilization if you don't do the former.

Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2024 05:52 PM (69JzL)

290 Maybe we could borrow Brazil's Snake Island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2024 05:18 PM (KXV4L)

There is always the Soviet cannibal island approach. Just drop them off and wave goodbye.

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