DeSantis: I Might Send the Haitians Coming to Florida Straight to Martha's Vinyard

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis warned that Haitians fleeing the gang-controlled nation to South Florida could get shipped off to the destination island of Martha's Vineyard.
"We do have our transport program also that's going to be operational," DeSantis said Tuesday on Dana Loesch's podcast.
"Haitians land in the Florida Keys -- their next stop very well may be Martha's Vineyard."
Florida is roughly 850 miles from Haiti and has been hit by an influx of migrants showing up to the Sunshine State's shores by boat amid the nation's conflict.

He explains why he can't just send them back home:

"The problem when you get to a situation like Florida is if they have people in our state and we wanted to fly them, say, back to Haiti, you have to get clearance to be able to do that. If you wanted to fly somebody to a South American country, wherever they're from, it becomes a little bit more difficult because the federal government's going to tell the host countries not to accept our planes," DeSantis said.
"It's a little bit different for a maritime state like us," he continued. "That's why we've really got to get them before they reach the shores, and that's why we're working so hard to do that."

Meanwhile, a cartel-associated Venezuelan illegal alien shot and killed a transgender, and the left doesn't know quite what to do.

Early one mild morning last month, a transgender woman who recently migrated from Venezuela was waiting for a ride outside a Little Village nightclub when a driver pulled up and made an ominous remark in Spanish.
"Bad gay," he allegedly said before firing three shots at the woman around 4:30 a.m. on Feb. 4. She was struck in the groin and both legs and left in critical condition, according to Chicago police records.
She later told investigators that she and her friends had been partying at VLive, 2501 S. Kedzie Ave., a club she described as a meeting ground for new arrivals from Venezuela. A witness also recounted the attack to police, records show.
Detectives began investigating the shooting as a hate crime and eventually homed in on a suspect -- a 29-year-old Venezuelan man who was linked to a drug cartel by federal authorities.
With the help of a U.S. Marshals fugitive task force, officers took him into custody on Feb. 26 as he left a courthouse in west suburban Maywood.
He had been arrested two days earlier in Austin and hit with a list of charges, including felonies for illegally possessing a gun and ammunition, court records show. After a judge ordered him released that day, police records show he was quickly arrested again and brought in for questioning.
While he had been identified as the gunman and police had recovered key evidence -- including a shell casing and video of the Ford Explorer used in the attack -- Cook County prosecutors wouldn't bring charges.
A spokesperson for the state's attorney's office said the case has been "continued for additional investigation," noting that "no charging decision has been made at this time."
In a report, police acknowledged the investigation had faced a serious setback: "Our one witness who can positively identify the gunman will not cooperate any further."

So the cartel threatened the witness.

Okay: Deport him if we can't imprison him.

But wait, Biden won't do that.

A law enforcement source said the victim stopped cooperating because she believes she was targeted for being a sex worker and has fears about the suspect's association with El Tren De Aragua, a violent Venezuelan gang known in South America for human trafficking and drug sales.

Via Hot Air:

A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….

The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

But it gets worse:

The DA is DECLINING to charge him.

But it gets even worse than that:

2 days prior, he was…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 19, 2024

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Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

3 fifth

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (AcWfM)

4 Seems we've got a time issue on the post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (eYoxG)

5 Capture the ships at sea. Haul the Haitians back to shore. Burn the boats.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

6 Irish meat is back on the menu boys!

Posted by: Some Haitian Warlord at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (ibTVg)

7 It.Moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (aD39U)

8 Fucking insane. This really is fucking insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (di6C2)

9 oof too early! anyway yay Ron!

this is gonna be interesting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (AcWfM)

10 " the federal government's going to tell the host countries not to accept our planes,"

Parachutes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (cf/0E)

11 Whateverst.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (9yWhg)

12 Nood Haitians.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

13 They will certainly "enrich" Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (JeYYB)

14 I can't wait to see AOC crying as the bus gets turned away from the wealth of Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

15 It's Barbecue Season!

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (UnA8+)

16 So the Feds are applying the "feet dry" rule to the Haitians.

Poor Elian Gonzalez.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (hPKqP)

17 That's a good plan,

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (fwDg9)

18 10 " the federal government's going to tell the host countries not to accept our planes,"

the most shocking part

my God

what is happening here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (AcWfM)

19 >>> 479 NOOD DeathSantis and the Haitians
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

I saw DeathSantis and the Haitians open for Abbott and the Wheelers at Eagle Pass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 20, 2024 02:11 PM (llON8)

20 Hit send to soon. Sigh. Anyway, it’s not as funny as it was going to be originally.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

21 10 " the federal government's going to tell the host countries not to accept our planes,"

Parachutes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (cf/0E)

As God is my witness, I thought Haitians could fly.

Posted by: Mr Carlson at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (di6C2)

22 5 Capture the ships at sea. Haul the Haitians back to shore. Burn the boats.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

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100%

You know what we don't need? More illegals with IQ's in the 60s.

We have enough of our homegrown that dumb.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (JeYYB)

23 " the federal government's going to tell the host countries not to accept our planes,"

We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida. We choose to build the trebuchet in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

Posted by: Stuff JFK said at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (ibTVg)

24 Leftists keep telling me we need migrants because only they can make food. So sending cannibals to MV sounds good on that metric.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

25 Bethany beach, Rehoboth, and Dewey are also great destinations in need of Diversity

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (AcWfM)

26 Commandeer a Disney cruise ship and send them back in it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (u73oe)

27 Leftists keep telling me we need migrants because only they can make food. So sending cannibals to MV sounds good on that metric.

This place is horrible

These people taste like weed and patchouli.

Posted by: Some Haitian cannibal at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (ibTVg)

28 I do recall not long ago peeps on the right being excited about Venezuelans coming here. Theory being they’d be anti-socialist. Instead they’re all fucking MS-13 types.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (4+s9S)

29 DeSantis: I Might Send the Haitians Coming to Florida Straight to Martha's Vinyard

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (IB/6k)

30 Fire Island? That might make them want to go home.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (JeYYB)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

32 "Florida is roughly 850 miles from Haiti and has been hit by an influx of migrants showing up to the Sunshine State's shores by boat amid the nation's conflict."

They are traveling 850 miles by refugee boat in treacherous waters to reach FL? I don't think so. I'm not saying they're not arriving -- they are -- but it's not by some rickety old boat from Haiti.

They are either sneaking in another way. Or they are being escorted to FL on big cruise ships by NGOs.

Or a third option: they are already in FL illegally, but see this as an excuse to try to claim asylum and thereby get an edge in staying or becoming legal.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

33 25 Bethany beach, Rehoboth, and Dewey are also great destinations in need of Diversity
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (AcWfM)

Send them to all of Colorado's primo ski communities.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (UnA8+)

34 22 5 Capture the ships at sea. Haul the Haitians back to shore. Burn the boats.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 20, 2024 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

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100%

You know what we don't need? More illegals with IQ's in the 60s.

We have enough of our homegrown that dumb.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (JeYYB)

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe, Jill, Hunter, Ashley, and Uncle Jim Biden at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (5fDan)

35 If the host country won't accept incoming planes, why can't the migrants be dropped from a boat about 12.1 miles off the coast.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (llON8)

36 Hey isn't there a Federal law on the trafficking of humans?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (hPKqP)

37 28 I do recall not long ago peeps on the right being excited about Venezuelans coming here. Theory being they’d be anti-socialist. Instead they’re all fucking MS-13 types.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (4+s9S)

I remember that being advanced as a possibility, but I am not sure anyone was 'all for it.' You never know though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (di6C2)

38 Have you seen Dana Loesch lately? Man, she really needs to back off the botox and vanity procedures.

Used to think she was cute, but damn.......

Unless someone was subbing for her on her show when I saw a still from an article last week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

39 28 I do recall not long ago peeps on the right being excited about Venezuelans coming here. Theory being they’d be anti-socialist. Instead they’re all fucking MS-13 types.

even the well off normal ones who ended up here are all super Leftist

Im assuming that's why they were allowed to emigrate

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (AcWfM)

40 A law enforcement source said the victim stopped cooperating because she believes she was targeted for being a sex worker and has fears about the suspect's association with El Tren De Aragua, a violent Venezuelan gang known in South America for human trafficking and drug sales.

Wait until she realizes the US Gov't is the largest supporter of human trafficking and drug sales...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

41 Haitians are used to living on an island. Sounds good.

Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (qeiBW)

42 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe, Jill, Hunter, Ashley, and Uncle Jim Biden at March 20, 2024 02:14 PM (5fDan)

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Yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (JeYYB)

43 28 I do recall not long ago peeps on the right being excited about Venezuelans coming here. Theory being they’d be anti-socialist. Instead they’re all fucking MS-13 types.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:13 PM (4+s9S)

We're probably not the immediate stop for the best Venezuelans. I would assume the sort of Venezuelans who would generally be welcomed as good citizens stopped at a nearby country.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (eYoxG)

44
Or a third option: they are already in FL illegally, but see this as an excuse to try to claim asylum and thereby get an edge in staying or becoming legal.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Ding Ding Ding

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (4+s9S)

45 Democrat Rep. Shontel Brown has total TDS meltdown

https://t.co/BAZW3uNHWw

Well I wouldn't call it a meltdown but TDS it is. I wonder if she actually believes all that stuff, which would mean that it's hearsay for her, and she never went back to the source for confirmation?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #161 at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (qfLjt)

46 Commandeer a Disney cruise ship and send them back in it.

Too cruel, they may catch the Noro virus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (hPKqP)

47 Would suck to lose him as governor but the move if made would fairly likely make him the next president. So it's a tradeoff.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (NrWsf)

48 Why don't they go to Cuba? They could probably take over the place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

49 Somehow states like Hawaii can't let American citizens carry in their own fruit at the airport (and are allowed to enforce this) but somehow illegal Hatians are just coming in by the boat load to FL and the state cant do anything about it?

Posted by: Blago at March 20, 2024 02:16 PM (wMRY8)

50
We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida. We choose to build the trebuchet in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

Posted by: Stuff JFK said at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM

Reading that I can still hear his voice. Well done, whomever you are.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 02:16 PM (RKVpM)

51 But do send the cruise ship to rescue the Americans trapped there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:16 PM (hPKqP)

52 48 Why don't they go to Cuba? They could probably take over the place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

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Didn't bother varifying, but isn't Cuba having riots too?
Hence the shitty term Caribbean Spring.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (JeYYB)

53 They are either sneaking in another way. Or they are being escorted to FL on big cruise ships by NGOs.

NGOs yes - boats and small aircraft

they are doing this already to Florida

his point is he needs to send them back but our State Dept will stop that attempt (by air)

so yeah I agree - boats with a bunch of pontoon rafts when you get within sight of Haiti. and burn up the craft they came over on, if you can find it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (AcWfM)

54 He had been arrested two days earlier in Austin and hit with a list of charges, including felonies for illegally possessing a gun and ammunition, court records show. After a judge ordered him released that day, police records show he was quickly arrested again and brought in for questioning.

F*ck you, Austin. I hate you with the heat of 10,000 suns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Simple solution. Deport them both, along with everyone else either of them knows, and proceed onward from there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (J2vNu)

56 We're probably not the immediate stop for the best Venezuelans. I would assume the sort of Venezuelans who would generally be welcomed as good citizens stopped at a nearby country.

Yeah, good citizens who speak Espanol would probably find Argentina or El Salvador more hospitable than Biden-land.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

57 As if the cuisine on Martha's Vineyard could get any better.

Boyyyy, howdy!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

58 23
‘ We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida’

I’d even settle for a trebuchet that flung migrants almost all the way to Haiti.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (jbnUc)

59 This guy should be our candidate. He would have resolutely followed through on his policies. He would have set the country on a new direction the way Reagan did.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wGerL)

60 >>> 54 He had been arrested two days earlier in Austin and hit with a list of charges, including felonies for illegally possessing a gun and ammunition, court records show. After a judge ordered him released that day, police records show he was quickly arrested again and brought in for questioning.
==
F*ck you, Austin. I hate you with the heat of 10,000 suns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Some enterprising soul may conceive of the idea of arresting the "judge" as an accomplice.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (llON8)

61 This is going to make Carter's Mariel Boatlift seem like a tempest in a teapot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (hPKqP)

62 Used to think she was cute, but damn.......

Unless someone was subbing for her on her show when I saw a still from an article last week......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Can't find anything where she looks too horrible. Mostly just looks like she is doing the 'get leaner' way of aging. Kind of the Ann Coulter- but not that bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (di6C2)

63 A lot of Venezuelans went to Colombia as well. Which makes sense since the two were one country once upon a time. Shared history, customs, etc.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (4+s9S)

64 >>"Bad gay," he allegedly said before firing three shots at the woman around 4:30 a.m. on Feb. 4. She was struck in the LadyBalls and all three of her legs

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (k8+WX)

65 ‘ We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida’

I’d even settle for a trebuchet that flung migrants almost all the way to Haiti.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM (jbnUc)
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"Splash" or "splat" are both acceptable options to me at this point...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (4S2yc)

66 Fun fact there was a company that built a human trebuchet and would shoot people into a distant net with it.

But one time they got the math wrong and well let's just say the poor victim did not catapult back into health...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (ibTVg)

67 Can't find anything where she looks too horrible. Mostly just looks like she is doing the 'get leaner' way of aging. Kind of the Ann Coulter- but not that bad.

my mom's advice to me - when I was like 20! - "bod or face you can only choose one"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (AcWfM)

68 If DeSantis sends them to MV then Obama can hire some of them to work in his kitchen as he recently lost a cook.

Posted by: morigu at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (u2Qp9)

69 Don't know if this has been discussed:

Pence says he won’t endorse Trump in 2024 race
BY BRETT SAMUELS - 03/15/24 4:20 PM ET

(and again today for some weird reason, almost like it's a plan)

Pence makes ‘damning statement’ with refusal to back Trump
BY BRETT SAMUELS - 03/20/24 6:00 AM ET

“It should come as no surprise that I will not be endorsing Donald Trump this year,” Pence, who ran an unsuccessful 2024 presidential campaign of his own, told Martha MacCallum on Fox News.

https://tinyurl.com/yue5kr8y

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Hey guys, I'm already voting for Trump. Heck, I'm going to crawl through broken glass to vote for Trump if I have to.

You can quit campaigning for him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 20, 2024 02:20 PM (+RC1q)

70
Some enterprising soul may conceive of the idea of arresting the "judge" as an accomplice.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 20, 2024 02:18 PM

Were we a country of laws, yes. Then, if the tranny dies, he's accessory to murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Send with grilling kits in their possession.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 20, 2024 02:20 PM (GNbeN)

72 So, we had an illegal planning to kill GWB. Now we have them hunting genderfreaks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2024 02:20 PM (0FoWg)

73 Pence omg well I'm feeling a lot better now

he's incredible does he think anyone to the right of Pol Pot gives a crap?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (AcWfM)

74 my mom's advice to me - when I was like 20! - "bod or face you can only choose one"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (AcWfM)

I've heard ladies say that before, although I think it was 'Face or ass. Choose one.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (di6C2)

75 Wait what? Pence isn’t endorsing Trump? This changes EVERYTHING!!

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (4+s9S)

76 >>>> Early one mild morning last month, a transgender woman who recently migrated from Venezuela
----

This is where I get confused.
Does this person have a dick or a pussy?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (lCWOD)

77 So, we had an illegal planning to kill GWB. Now we have them hunting genderfreaks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2024 02:20 PM (0FoWg)

2nd look at Biden's immigration plan?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

78 If DeSantis sends them to MV then Obama can hire some of them to work in his kitchen as he recently lost a cook.

Is dog that different from human when you're cooking?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

79 We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida’

I’d even settle for a trebuchet that flung migrants almost all the way to Haiti.

-

I'm open to hiring the Boeing/ Tyson / DEI bunch and getting a trebuchet that fails 80% of the time and throws the projectile straight into the ground.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (+RC1q)

80 It was a nice spectacle last time. I think he should branch out, though. Sending them tot he Vineyard is embarrassing, but short lived.

Send them to the places where the comfortable, affluent, mid-level Party Men and their wives live. Send them to the nicer parts of Long Island. Send them to Westchester. Send them to Greenwich and Stamford. Send them to Kennett Township and other nicer areas ringing Philly. Send them to Arlington.

Spread it round. A few buses here and there, always in the heart of where the functionaries live.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (HnUIn)

81 I've heard ladies say that before, although I think it was 'Face or ass. Choose one.'

ha ha that works too but this was my mom so I got the nicer version

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (AcWfM)

82 This is where I get confused.
Does this person have a dick or a pussy?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (lCWOD)

She is a Person of Prostate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (aD39U)

83 64 >>"Bad gay," he allegedly said before firing three shots at the woman around 4:30 a.m. on Feb. 4. She was struck in the LadyBalls and all three of her legs
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (k8+WX)

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (di6C2)

84 ----

This is where I get confused.
Does this person have a dick or a pussy?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (lCWOD)

Has dick, imagines it's a pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis warned that Haitians fleeing the gang-controlled nation to South Florida could get shipped off to the destination island of Martha's Vineyard.
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And now a trans kid is dead.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (NrWsf)

86 When one door closes, another opens

Posted by: Boeing at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (ibTVg)

87 >> Can't find anything where she looks too horrible. Mostly just looks like she is doing the 'get leaner' way of aging.

The Wall is undefeated.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (k8+WX)

88 A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….

The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

But it gets worse:

The DA is DECLINING to charge him.
======================
Another day ending in "Y" in Biden's America

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (eQjft)

89 So the cartel threatened the witness.

Okay: Deport him if we can't imprison him.
++++
Imprison him, then deport him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (HnUIn)

90 >>>> Early one mild morning last month, a transgender woman who recently migrated from Venezuela
----

This is where I get confused.
Does this person have a dick or a pussy?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (lCWOD)

When you don't know, replace "transgender" with "fake".

..."a fake woman who recently migrated..."

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

91 I've heard ladies say that before, although I think it was 'Face or ass. Choose one.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (di6C2)

=====

I never had an ass to begin with, so this one is an easy choice for me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

92 39 even the well off normal ones who ended up here are all super Leftist

Im assuming that's why they were allowed to emigrate
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (AcWfM

My daughter’s boyfriend is Venezuelan (came legally), and he is not leftist. It’s actually funny because my daughter is still detoxing from college liberal brain control and he gets so mad at her when she spouts off on socialism. He asks her how she likes her toilet paper. We were all out walking to get dinner (they live in RIC) and he said in his country you can walk at night and be safe. My daughter was nodding her head enthusiastically. He then started laughing and said that was because the gangs who controlled the areas would kill you if you stepped out of line. It’s funnier if you say this with a very heavy accent.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 48 Why don't they go to Cuba? They could probably take over the place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

The White Hispanics who run Cuba (the Castro clan, for example) don't want them. Straight-up ray-cism, conveniently ignored by American Leftists.

Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (5fDan)

94

ROTFFLMAO...

Posted by: Just Sayin at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (HRQvT)

95 Send them to Kennett Township and other nicer areas ringing Philly.

what did I do to you Mannix?!?!? we have enough damn Meztizos and Arabs suddenly here

and the damned New Yorkers!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (AcWfM)

96 I don’t get it why can’t it be face and body? Seriously I don’t get it, not a TJM I don’t get it.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (4+s9S)

97 A law enforcement source said the victim stopped cooperating because she believes she was targeted for being a sex worker and has fears about the suspect's association with El Tren De Aragua, a violent Venezuelan gang known in South America for human trafficking and drug sales.
++++
:: reads tea leaves ::

A cartel-run whore won't rat her pimp's organization? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (HnUIn)

98 She is a Person of Prostate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (aD39U)

=====

Love this!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

99 So far Sanctuary Cities getting shipped with illegals cry wolf to the government, and elite towns Leftists scream when they get illegals and quickly send them elsewhere.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (fwDg9)

100 So, we had an illegal planning to kill GWB. Now we have them hunting genderfreaks.

Genderfreaks are much less dangerous prey than hobos though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

101 A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….
The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

Doing the work americans refuse to do.

Good Job Paco!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (MHhQj)

102 Two points about the illegal alien tranny getting shot by the illegal alien gangbanger.

1. Although this post says the tranny was killed, I'm not sure that's true. I think he's in critical condition at the hospital.

2. This is 99% a gang-related shooting. The tranny wasn't targeted because he's a tranny or a prostitute. He was targeted because the gang wanted him dead for other reasons. He saw something, heard something, stole drugs, sucked off the wrong guy, etc.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

103 DHS will meet the flight at Martha’s Vineyard airport with asylum papers and work permits for any Haitian who will claim that he was flown there against his will. The feds will then indict RDS for trafficking.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (u73oe)

104 The Wall is undefeated.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (k8+WX)

Susanna Hoffs and Jane Seymour.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (di6C2)

105 96 I don’t get it why can’t it be face and body? Seriously I don’t get it, not a TJM I don’t get it.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (4+s9S)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

106 A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults.
The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

But it gets worse:
The DA is DECLINING to charge him.
++++
I'd be tempted to say, "clown world," but clowns are (or at least are supposed to be) amusing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (HnUIn)

107 A law enforcement source said the victim stopped cooperating because she believes she was targeted for being a sex worker and has fears about the suspect's association with El Tren De Aragua, a violent Venezuelan gang known in South America for human trafficking and drug sales.

-

I think it's cool how it can't be called slavery. Same as the little Haitian kids that are sold off into slavery by their parents.

No, no. Brown people can't enslave others. Only Americans. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (+RC1q)

108 DA is DECLINING to charge him.

—

So illegals are higher on the totem pole than trannies. That is interesting.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (4+s9S)

109 Catapult Congress? Second cartoon.

https://tinyurl.com/CatapultCongress

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (hPKqP)

110 The solution to this is obviously torpedoes. Boats hate them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)

111 So illegals are now killing other illegals. Don't really see a downside with this one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (5q0pY)

112 >>>>Mostly just looks like she is doing the 'get leaner' way of aging.

This is also what Gillian Anderson succumbed to.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (xPl2J)

113 The White Hispanics who run Cuba (the Castro clan, for example) don't want them. Straight-up ray-cism, conveniently ignored by American Leftists.

The Dominican Republic actually has the big beautiful border wall we were promised. But they're black-ish so it's fine.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

114 96 I don’t get it why can’t it be face and body? Seriously I don’t get it, not a TJM I don’t get it.

fat deposits in the face are literally the first thing you lose it seems like when you lose weight

when you get older, it becomes sort of a haggard look, whereas when young it looks good

so when you're older, you can stay a bit plump to have a younger-looking face, or if you keep the bod in line and exercise etc, you lose your face-fat and you look older, more wrinkly, etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (AcWfM)

115 >>Susanna Hoffs and Jane Seymour.

The Wall is patient.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (k8+WX)

116 I'm open to hiring the Boeing/ Tyson / DEI bunch and getting a trebuchet that fails 80% of the time and throws the projectile straight into the ground.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (+RC1q)
----
ACME, Inc. already makes one...Trust me, I know.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (4S2yc)

117 Apparently the victim was shot and killed. But then it says the victim doesn't want to cooperate with the police - well he's dead Jim!
So what is it Dead or just Scared shitless?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #162 at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (qfLjt)

118 96 I don’t get it why can’t it be face and body? Seriously I don’t get it, not a TJM I don’t get it.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (4+s9S)

Fat.

Guys are already leaner in the face. We're already ugly so we just get described as craggy or lined.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)

119
so when you're older, you can stay a bit plump to have a younger-looking face, or if you keep the bod in line and exercise etc, you lose your face-fat and you look older, more wrinkly, etc
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (AcWfM)

Ahhh.
Makes sense, thanks.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (4+s9S)

120 103 DHS will meet the flight at Martha’s Vineyard airport with asylum papers and work permits for any Haitian who will claim that he was flown there against his will. The feds will then indict RDS for trafficking.

yeah whatever it will still piss off the right people

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (AcWfM)

121 "Bad gay," he allegedly said before firing three shots at the woman around 4:30 a.m. on Feb. 4. She was struck in the groin and both legs and left in critical condition, according to Chicago police records.

Is this something like "No yellow?"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (N39Ws)

122 64 >>"Bad gay," he allegedly said before firing three shots at the woman around 4:30 a.m. on Feb. 4. She was struck in the LadyBalls and all three of her legs
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:19 PM (k8+WX)

See, now we don't have to import Muslims. We've got someone else who will hunt down the troons.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

123 Can't you get what you want at the YMCA?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB)

124 Commandeer a Disney cruise ship. They hold 5-6 THOUSAND. Then set sail for Haiti.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (TXEHw)

125 Mike Pence is that warm bucket of spit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (hPKqP)

126 The Wall is patient.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (k8+WX)

70 years, looking like that, is a fricking win no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (di6C2)

127 Fun fact there was a company that built a human trebuchet and would shoot people into a distant net with it.

But one time they got the math wrong and well let's just say the poor victim did not catapult back into health...

I wouldn't ever trust a Trebuchet to throw me into a net. Not even if they demonstrated by throwing a dummy that weighed exactly the same as me. Trebuchets angle of release depends heavily on a hook bent just so. One end of the rope slips off the hook when the angle is right. But a million things can go wrong with that. The hook might flex. The hook might bend. The eye in the rope might catch slightly. It is dumb as hell to throw a person this way because the release angle WILL change.

The circus cannon act is much more repeatable and consistent, and even that has gone wrong many times in history.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (Odg76)

128 As a wise man said, buy guns and ammo now....

Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (P4Pk9)

129 Women as they age tend to get either blowzy or bony. I prefer blowzy, as a rule.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

130 So is the tranny dead and threatened, or wounded and threatened.

And look at the quoted article, calling it a "she." Preferred pronouns, ya know.

Mine is Master&Commander, and I am a proud Caucasian American. Same number of syllables as african american.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (KiBMU)

131
"Bad gay" - well at least the 'newcomers' are picking up a few words of English, along with some firearms.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (RKVpM)

132 A transgender migrant was killed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….
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Heh. Doing the jobs that Americans don't want to do, so they say...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (XeU6L)

133 123 Can't you get what you want at the YMCA?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB)

Ask Barry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (di6C2)

134 124 Commandeer a Disney cruise ship. They hold 5-6 THOUSAND. Then set sail for Haiti.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (TXEHw)

=======

That's by respecting the personal space of paying passengers.

Could definitely up it 2x if motivated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

135 what did I do to you Mannix?!?!? we have enough damn Meztizos and Arabs suddenly here

and the damned New Yorkers!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (AcWfM)
++++
You did nothing to me.

But busing illegals already forced the issue into discussion in the big cities, and it got traction. Busing them to Martha's Vineyard was a flash in the plan and will be again. This time, start the snowball rolling in the tonier areas beholden to the Party functionaries that control them. Kennett is sometimes Republican, so fair enough. But pick other places in the Collar Counties and send them there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (HnUIn)

136 Speaking of, have we discussed Tyson openly saying they want to hire 42,000 illegal aliens after firing 1000+ workers and closing down plants?

"'We would like to employ another 42,000 if we could find them,' Garrett Dolan, who leads Tyson's social efforts, told Bloomberg recently

According to Dolan, asylum seekers fill the gaps at plants with a high turnover of staff — the company needs to fill 52,000 jobs this year.

Executives offer pay starting at $16.50 an hour, with paid-for immigration lawyers and other perks."

https://tinyurl.com/2dnbks9w

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (+RC1q)

137 >>> She is a Person of Prostate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (aD39U)
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A prostate woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (lCWOD)

138 But pick other places in the Collar Counties and send them there

Montgomery County my homie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (AcWfM)

139 40
Wait until she realizes the US Gov't is the largest supporter of human trafficking and drug sales...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)
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It's a 'HIM' Jim.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #163 at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

140 >DeSantis: I Might Send the Haitians Coming to Florida Straight to Martha's Vinyard

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'Nothin' but a lotta talk n' a badge!'

don't threaten
just do it

Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (oCjPU)

141 As a wise man said, buy guns and ammo now....
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (P4Pk9)

I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

142 >>Commandeer a Disney cruise ship. They hold 5-6 THOUSAND. Then set sail for Haiti.

...and then scuttle it off Port au Prince.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (k8+WX)

143 "'We would like to employ another 42,000 if we could find them,' Garrett Dolan, who leads Tyson's social efforts, told Bloomberg recently

Now I know why Ace makes gun of Garrett all the time.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

144 I saw Bad Gay Blowzy open for Sonic Youth in Denver circa 2005.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (4+s9S)

145 What happened to MAE?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (di6C2)

146 I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.

yeah where the heck is he?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (AcWfM)

147 141
I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

??? What happened?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

148 And if it were a transsexual man it would be a vaginal man?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (lCWOD)

149 jinx!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (AcWfM)

150 I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.
Posted by: Sponge

What happened to him?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (9yWhg)

151 Montgomery County my homie
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:28 PM (AcWfM)
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Sure. Fine. Works for me.

But that's what I'd like to see. Buses of illegals emptying out in the places where the people think they're immune from the consequences of their policies by virtue of their of the Party loyalty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

152 Fat.

Guys are already leaner in the face. We're already ugly so we just get described as craggy or lined.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There's fat and there's phat.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

153 And if it were a transsexual man it would be a vaginal man?

Correct.

"transgender man" => "fake man" => vag
"transgender woman" => "fake woman" => PP

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

154 146 I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.

yeah where the heck is he?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (AcWfM)

========

He commented on last thread.

I suspect he doesn't work from home on Wednesdays and comments less on that day of the week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

155 MAE was just in the last thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

156
??? What happened?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

Nothing that I know of, just haven't seen him in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Guys are already leaner in the face. We're already ugly so we just get described as craggy or lined.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)
++++
Except for the few who are "chiseled."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

158 151 But that's what I'd like to see. Buses of illegals emptying out in the places where the people think they're immune from the consequences of their policies by virtue of their of the Party loyalty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

And then the rich Philly-burbs people will just send them all to Lancaster and displace the Amish.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

159 73 Pence omg well I'm feeling a lot better now

he's incredible does he think anyone to the right of Pol Pot gives a crap?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (AcWfM)

I'll admit, I thought Pence was nothing more than a gaping vagina, but it does take a lot of balls to drop out of your party's primary before it even begins because you sucked so bad and then offer your endorsement as if it means something.

Points for trying.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

160 Biden, his junta, and the Democrat party really do want a civil war.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (17s+e)

161 Except for the few who are "chiseled."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

We can't all be Robert Mitchum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (di6C2)

162

Haitian cannibal ravages kids in FL.

VIDEO
https://tinyurl.com/yptw6an5

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (djLbh)

163 Good morning all,

This is a good place to relay an experience I had less than a week before news came out that Biden is flying illegals into the country.

I was coming into the Miami airport from an international flight. We were dropped off in a quiet wing of the airport. While walking to retrieve luggage people were being shuffled into a room. Long story short - I was shuffled into a double room with at least 10 agents in cubicles processing people without passports. After escaping because of my passport, my thought was that the crowded rooms were filled with people who had come in on an international flight. Non English speakers, mostly men, handful of women, handful of children without passports.

So yeah, many are already here.

Posted by: AK at work at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (o+IHV)

164 158 And then the rich Philly-burbs people will just send them all to Lancaster and displace the Amish.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

========

The funniest single moment in George Romero's filmography is in his worst film, and it involves a deaf Amish man throwing dynamite at zombies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

165 155 MAE was just in the last thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

So reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (PCK5/)

166
Dump 'em in Takoma Park
that's Maryland's 'Berkeley'

and it's right across the line from toney NW Washington DC

Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (oCjPU)

167 Guys are already leaner in the face. We're already ugly so we just get described as craggy or lined.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)
++++
Except for the few who are "chiseled."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)
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"Rugged" and "seasoned" are also acceptable terms...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (4S2yc)

168 I'll admit, I thought Pence was nothing more than a gaping vagina, but it does take a lot of balls to drop out of your party's primary before it even begins because you sucked so bad and then offer your endorsement as if it means something.

Right! I saw the story about him saying that stuff and I didn't understand why he thinks he matters.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

169 The pence non-endorsement served a purpose. Now leftists can say EVEN his own VP doesn’t support him.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (4+s9S)

170 >>Biden, his junta, and the Democrat party really do want a civil war.

They want Civil Unrest to use as a Justification for The Clampdown.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (k8+WX)

171 167 "Rugged" and "seasoned" are also acceptable terms...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (4S2yc)

=======

Swol works.

*flexes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

172 We knew Pence was the Fredo of the Trump admin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (di6C2)

173 Women as they age tend to get either blowzy or bony. I prefer blowzy, as a rule.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

Bar Fly Is Best Blowzy Broad.

No one can swallow paste like an old Bar Fly.

https://tinyurl.com/2z7sp4km

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (MHhQj)

174 154 146 I miss Mark Andrew Edwards.

yeah where the heck is he?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:29 PM (AcWfM)

========

He commented on last thread.

I suspect he doesn't work from home on Wednesdays and comments less on that day of the week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

I was going to make a tragic boating accident joke but then hesitated when I saw people seriously concerned.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

175 “ Looks like 10 miles of bad road” is okay then?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (PCK5/)

176 129 Women as they age tend to get either blowzy or bony. I prefer blowzy, as a rule.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March

This is why you work out. You avoid loss of muscle mass. I have a hard time seeing me as boney ever but will get back to you in 20 years and let you know which direction it went.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

177 So reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated?
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (PCK5/)

=====

Yes. Sponge panicked everyone for nothing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (DRSnL)

178 If China's building a rail gun to shoot astronauts into space, can't we do something similar for illegal immigrants?

Posted by: Octochicken at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (oCS0o)

179 171 167 "Rugged" and "seasoned" are also acceptable terms...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (4S2yc)

=======

Swol works.

*flexes*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

I've been reliably informed that the new hotness is being babygirl.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

180 Here's a video of Dnaa Loesch from yesterday.

https://youtu.be/vsLSb9HpRTw?t=5

Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Odg76)

181 And then the rich Philly-burbs people will just send them all to Lancaster and displace the Amish.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:31 PM (UnA8+)
++++
But they'll have to do it. And do it in public. With cameras rolling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (HnUIn)

182 174 I was going to make a tragic boating accident joke but then hesitated when I saw people seriously concerned.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

======

He and I exchanges some words about some movies at my webzone not an hour ago.

He's fine.

Still in Washington state, though, as far as I know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

183 Ugh. Dana, not Dnaa.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Odg76)

184 Vet for the very worst illegal immigrants. All of them to NOVA and South Maryland. Every single one. Every illiterate, gangbanging Aztec. Every Haitian cannibal. Every Arab terrorist. I want those wretched cunts surrounded by a swirling inferno of divine sparks.

And use State money to arm them when they get off the buses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (0FoWg)

185 169 The pence non-endorsement served a purpose. Now leftists can say EVEN his own VP doesn’t support him.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:32 PM (4+s9S)

The piece of shit was a turn coat even before the last admin was even over.

At least Judas had a sense of shame.

We can find a belt for you somewhere, Mike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (di6C2)

186 Hire a couple Turk tramp steamers that still roam the Med. Cram about 2K Haitians on board. So what if there's only two toilets, that's two more than they're used to. Start dropping them off at uninhabited islands with basic hand tools, seeds, a six month supply of MREs and a hearty "good luck in your future endeavors".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (0EOe9)

187 “It should come as no surprise that I will not be endorsing Donald Trump this year,” Pence, who ran an unsuccessful 2024 presidential campaign of his own, told Martha MacCallum on Fox News.

Iscariot says what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

188 I've been reliably informed that the new hotness is being babygirl.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)
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LOL. Nah, bro. That shit's a psyop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (HnUIn)

189 If China's building a rail gun to shoot astronauts into space, can't we do something similar for illegal immigrants?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (oCS0o)
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...and politicians?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (4S2yc)

190 I Love Dumpy Broads

Posted by: Bumpersticker at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (qUkBO)

191
so when you're older, you can stay a bit plump to have a younger-looking face, or if you keep the bod in line and exercise etc, you lose your face-fat and you look older, more wrinkly, etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:25 PM

I bought my wife one of those spa-type facial stimulators something like five years ago. She uses it a couple times a week. She neither looks younger or a day older. Less then a Benjamin in cost. If she went to a spa for the same treatment she would have wracked up about 10k in cost. Four and a half stars.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (RKVpM)

192 179 I've been reliably informed that the new hotness is being babygirl.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

========

Dolley is obviously more attracted to me right now than she's ever been.

"Seriously, Junior...work out."
-My advice when Junior starts asking about girls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

193 >>Commandeer a Disney cruise ship. They hold 5-6 THOUSAND. Then set sail for Haiti.

...and then scuttle it off Port au Prince.
Posted by: garrett

I enjoy your humor!

Posted by: AK at work at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (o+IHV)

194 >The pence non-endorsement served a purpose. Now leftists can say EVEN his own VP doesn’t support him.
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what does Pence get in return?

Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)

195 >>> But that's what I'd like to see. Buses of illegals emptying out in the places where the people think they're immune from the consequences of their policies by virtue of their of the Party loyalty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at
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Randomly, never the same place twice in a row.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (lCWOD)

196 Here's a video of Dnaa Loesch from yesterday.

https://youtu.be/vsLSb9HpRTw?t=5
Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Odg76)

Yeah, she needs to calm down on the procedures.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

197 I was going to make a tragic boating accident joke but then hesitated when I saw people seriously concerned.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

Heh. Probably wise. Considering how the last few years have gone, it is easy to get caught hoisted by your own horrifically timed joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (di6C2)

198 I Love Dumpy Broads
Posted by: Bumpersticker at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (qUkBO)

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Hey, how you doin'?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

199 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (HnUIn)

200 Haitians are used to hot muggy conditions.

Dump them into the Lousy-ana swamps. The alligators need to eat too, ya know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

201 194 what does Pence get in return?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)

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Smug self-satisfaction and watching bad Christians say mean things about him on Twitter?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

202 192 179 I've been reliably informed that the new hotness is being babygirl.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

========

Dolley is obviously more attracted to me right now than she's ever been.

"Seriously, Junior...work out."
-My advice when Junior starts asking about girls
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

I've also been told that the only people who will compliment your delts are the gymbros. And it's a little gay.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:36 PM (eYoxG)

203
what does Pence get in return?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)

Has he been indicted? No.
That’s the payoff.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:36 PM (4+s9S)

204
Dump them into the Lousy-ana swamps. The alligators need to eat too, ya know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

"Wonder where da Loozyana sheriff went to....."

- - - - Amos Moses

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Other guys who give you compliments on your body… eh..

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

206 If China's building a rail gun to shoot astronauts into space, can't we do something similar for illegal immigrants?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 20, 2024 02:33 PM (oCS0o)
I prefer the Katyusha rocket approach. Load them on the rails and shoot them back over the border or towards their home island. If they fall short and splash down, oh well.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 20, 2024 02:37 PM (LjgPm)

207 I think Mark posted on Book thread Sunday

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)

208 Here's a video of Dnaa Loesch from yesterday.

https://youtu.be/vsLSb9HpRTw?t=5
Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024

***
That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2024 02:38 PM (J2vNu)

209 what does Pence get in return?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)
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The comfort and ease of being a Party loyalist. He doesn't get prosecuted and destroyed by the Party, and gets to go on TV sometimes for a paid spot. He also remains in the power players' Rolodexes and gets invited to the parties. He remains inside.

It might not sound like much, but to the Party man and/or the coward, it's everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

210 ----
...and politicians?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (4S2yc)

I like where your head's at, Perfessor!

Posted by: Octochicken at March 20, 2024 02:38 PM (oCS0o)

211 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (HnUIn)

She looks happy to see me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (aD39U)

212 > This is why you work out. You avoid loss of muscle mass. I have a hard time seeing me as boney ever but will get back to you in 20 years and let you know which direction it went.

I've heard people can lose a ridiculous amount of muscle every year after about age 40 if you don't work out. It's something on the order of 8%. That's a LOT.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (Odg76)

213 And THAT'S how you start a "so 'n so is mort" internet rumor.

Wasn't my intention.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

214 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oh good grief. Speaking of Only Fans...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)

215 205 Other guys who give you compliments on your body… eh..
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

Kick them in the dick.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

216 Paul does great comedy. Thanks for the laff my man.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (4+s9S)

217 This is why you work out. You avoid loss of muscle mass

yeah that's not gonna help

I work out - lift 3 or 4x a week. I do cardio almost every day (every day is the goal). I am zero sugar.

my muscle mass is great. my face is thinner.

I did do fillers - that's what they're for, they're not like botox - a bit ago and while I enjoyed the initial result, it just doesn't last that long. then you have to go back over and over and the stuff is sliding around ugh. so I stopped doing that

anyway I chose to be slim. my mom was right. you have to choose. when I first had my shot reaction and couldn't move I gained and people said "oh you look younger" but I was too fat, just too fat for me. much happier now.

you will have to choose, or go with the plastic stuff.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

218 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (HnUIn)

Something off on this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (di6C2)

219 Pence is padding his credentials with the current power structure. I hope it backfires on him.

Posted by: AK at work at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (o+IHV)

220 201 194 what does Pence get in return?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)

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Smug self-satisfaction and watching bad Christians say mean things about him on Twitter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

Ah yes, the motive force of the Left as a whole.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (eYoxG)

221 In the last couple of days the Haitian gangs have made incursions into "upscale" neighborhoods at least a dozen killed yesterday, least 7 more today . Mister we could use a man like Papa Doc again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (5q0pY)

222 Trebuchet illegals back over the border, do that to a few and some will self deporting

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (fwDg9)

223 Not much yet on Lefty sites about this DeSantis statement, but I just saw we missed an important anniversary two days ago!!!

Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend Remember U.S. Activist Crushed by Israeli Bulldozer in Rafah in 2003. Rachel Corrie was crushed to death by a U.S. Caterpillar bulldozer that was run by the Israeli military. She had been trying to prevent the demolition of the home of a Palestinian pharmacist in Rafah near the border with Egypt. Eyewitnesses say she was wearing a fluorescent orange vest. She was in full view of the bulldozer’s driver, as photographs show.

...this is Rachel Corrie in her own words, from a documentary about her by Concord Media called Death of an Idealist.

RACHEL CORRIE: I’ve been here for about a month and a half now, and this is definitely the most difficult situation that I have ever seen. In the time that I’ve been here, children have been shot and killed. On the 30th of January, the Israeli military bulldozed the two largest water wells, destroying over half of Rafah’s water supply. Every few days, if not every day, houses are demolished here.

Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

224 ...and politicians?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:34 PM (4S2yc)

I like where your head's at, Perfessor!
Posted by: Octochicken at March 20, 2024 02:38 PM (oCS0o)
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I had an idea for a short story once where aliens come to Earth promising us utopia. Earth's politicians are taken on board their spaceship for a "tour."

The aliens then dump the politicians into space because THAT is their real gift to Earth...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (4S2yc)

225 "A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….

The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

But it gets worse:

The DA is DECLINING to charge him."

I actually find this hilarious
Where are the protesters in the streets?
Where is the outrage from the Hollywood actors and the MSM?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (NpAcC)

226 213 And THAT'S how you start a "so 'n so is mort" internet rumor.

Wasn't my intention.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Protip… Never Ever take a day off from the HQ….

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

227
Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend Remember U.S. Activist Crushed by Israeli Bulldozer in Rafah in 2003.

Did they hold a pancake breakfast in her honor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Hard to know what to discount, 'she' or 'killed'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (XeU6L)

229 ... RACHEL CORRIE: I’ve been here for about a month and a half now, and this is definitely the most difficult situation that I have ever seen. In the time that I’ve been here, children have been shot and killed. On the 30th of January, the Israeli military bulldozed the two largest water wells, destroying over half of Rafah’s water supply. Every few days, if not every day, houses are demolished here.
Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (JCZqz)
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"Democracy Now!" is still a thing? Well, I'll be damned.

Anyway, the real lesson in this is, "this is what happens when you don't finish the job."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)

230 this is Rachel Corrie in her own words

HELP!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (IB/6k)

231

Protip… Never Ever take a day off from the HQ….
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

True story.

I take time off, I get texts: "You get banned again?"

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Not much yet on Lefty sites about this DeSantis statement, but I just saw we missed an important anniversary two days ago!!!

Saint Rachel's Pancake Breakfast

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (aD39U)

233 Something more ‘long-lasting’ needs doing.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (NxC5+)

234 92
We were all out walking to get dinner (they live in RIC) and he said in his country you can walk at night and be safe. My daughter was nodding her head enthusiastically. He then started laughing and said that was because the gangs who controlled the areas would kill you if you stepped out of line. It’s funnier if you say this with a very heavy accent.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
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This was the case in areas controlled by the Cosa Nostra. If you were from the neighborhood then no street crime against you because the punishment was terminal usually.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #164 at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)

235 Port au Prince

Porta Potty.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (sIcnm)

236 A real boss move is sending them back to Haiti.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (i6shs)

237 No one can yoyo the markets like the Feds talking. What a joke.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (FmapG)

238 >>> 201 194 what does Pence get in return?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (oCjPU)

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Smug self-satisfaction and watching bad Christians say mean things about him on Twitter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero
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You will know them by their works.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (lCWOD)

239 Susanna Hoffs and Jane Seymour.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:24 PM (di6C2)

Mrs Ellipsis

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (NrWsf)

240 Did they hold a pancake breakfast in her honor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Now I want Egg Foo Yung. MMMmmm. Brown gravy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (di6C2)

241 Eh Dana doesn’t look horrible. The lip injections aren’t needed though. I will never get why women do this, it almost never looks good.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (4+s9S)

242 218 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:35 PM (HnUIn)

Something off on this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (di6C2
______

I had the same feeling. I suspected tranny but apparently she's a real woman, Mexican actress Zoraida Gomez.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

243 "Cheap labor will keep inflation down."

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As always, Paul, you're full of shit. Your labor was as cheap as they come. The hobo that knocked me up only paid me in McDonald's Monopoly game tokens, and it didn't keep my inflation down. I'm as fat as a damn Wagyu.

Posted by: Paul's Mom at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (0FoWg)

244 232 Saint Rachel's Pancake Breakfast
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (aD39U)

As she abused an Israeli Soldier
Shouting "Why don't you treat me mean?"

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

245 In the last couple of days the Haitian gangs have made incursions into "upscale" neighborhoods at least a dozen killed yesterday, least 7 more today .

I already told you I want to bring them here. Stop selling!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (CsUN+)

246 In the last couple of days the Haitian gangs have made incursions into "upscale" neighborhoods at least a dozen killed yesterday, least 7 more today . Mister we could use a man like Papa Doc again
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (5q0pY)

Is the UN considering blue helmets or does our ‘Monroe doctrine’ prevent that?

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (MNhXM)

247 236 A real boss move is sending them back to Haiti.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (i6shs)

A real boss move is sending them to Qatar.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (UnA8+)

248 Duck lips on women… some celebs come to mind…

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (PCK5/)

249 Just for clarification, he wasn't killed.

Which is precisely contrary to what was 'reported'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

250 Deadness of the witness really does tend to stymie cooperation with the cops.

So were there two trannies shot? One killed, and one wounded in the junk and legs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (tkR6S)

251 Sponge I think it was a Flounder luncheon

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

252 Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend Remember U.S. Activist Crushed by Israeli Bulldozer in Rafah in 2003.

Oh man, we should've had a big 20th anniversary blowout last year. I mean, Muslims *love* anniversaries.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

253 A real boss move is sending them back to Haiti.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (i6shs)

A real boss move is sending them to Qatar.
Posted by: XTC

Somalia. Let 'em fight it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (IB/6k)

254 Sponge I think it was a Flounder luncheon
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

Flounder was there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

255 I had the same feeling. I suspected tranny but apparently she's a real woman, Mexican actress Zoraida Gomez.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe it's the jaw or the boobs riding like snot on a car hood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (di6C2)

256 What is Pence doing these days income wise? He doesn’t really have a job and he isn’t from a wealthy family. He’s getting paid off nicely.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (4+s9S)

257 In the meantime, a Trump cabinet member is in jail for failing to attend an illegitimate congressional committee.

Posted by: SamIam at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (oasF3)

258 The drunk fell in the batter then he got waffled to death.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2024 02:44 PM (J8LnB)

259 This is why you work out.
Posted by: Piper

Work out? What's that?

I hate gyms. They're sweaty, noisy, and unhygienic. When I need exercise, I go outside and do yardwork or take a nice walk. Except for swimming, I like to do things in the fresh air.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (9yWhg)

260 Rachel, don't stand in front of the bulldozer, the driver can't see you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (lCWOD)

261 Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend Remember U.S. Activist Crushed by Israeli Bulldozer in Rafah in 2003.
_____

Thanks for reminding me! I needed a good laugh this afternoon. Is there video somewhere so I can laugh at her final moments on this Earth?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

262 Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend Remember U.S. Activist Crushed by Israeli Bulldozer in Rafah in 2003.

Did they hold a pancake breakfast in her honor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM

Cruelty Level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (5sOEG)

263 No flounder was served at the luncheon

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (fwDg9)

264 @246 the last time the UN Blue Helmets showed up in Haiti they were Nepalese and accidentally unleashed a cholera epidemic which killed 20k Haitians. So more Blue Helmets?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (5q0pY)

265 I hate gyms. They're sweaty, noisy, and unhygienic. When I need exercise, I go outside and do yardwork or take a nice walk. Except for swimming, I like to do things in the fresh air.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (9yWhg)
++++
I have a spare room. It has become a gym of sorts over the past few months. I don't want to go a gym, but that's because of inconvenience and wanting to avoid abject humiliation. Mostly the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

266 Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

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I've been wondering lately how much things like sunscreen and skincare play into this. I saw my youngest sister last month for the first time in a while, and she has deep forehead lines and the parentheses marks around her mouth. But she's always been a beach-type person and I've always avoided the sun, since I always burn so bad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

267 Supposedly - and who the fuck knows - since TayTay started dating a football player, it’s now cool for wymynses to be into dudes who look like football players and not simps.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (4+s9S)

268 RACHEL CORRIE: I’ve been here for about a month and a half now, and this is definitely the most difficult situation that I have ever seen. In the time that I’ve been here, children have been shot and killed. On the 30th of January, the Israeli military bulldozed the two largest water wells, destroying over half of Rafah’s water supply. Every few days, if not every day, houses are demolished here.
Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

She died doing what she loved: being a stupid twat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

269 Imagine if you teleported to this timeline from 1990. We are kind of numb to Clown World, so much so that it's hard to see how insane this all is. Utter madness. And more proof that your vote no longer counts.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (q177U)

270 Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend

So she only had one friend?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (2ocoG)

271 We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida. We choose to build the trebuchet in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too it would be funny as shit.
Posted by: Stuff JFK said at March 20, 2024 02:12 PM (ibTVg)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (1Z8zZ)

272 Is the UN considering blue helmets or does our ‘Monroe doctrine’ prevent that?
Posted by: polynikes

You'll have to ask TJM. He's the one who came up with it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

273 Wonder how Tay Tay will age as the next 10 years go by…

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

274 263 No flounder was served at the luncheon
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (fwDg9)

That reminds me, has anyone seen commenter flounder recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (di6C2)

275 229 ... RACHEL CORRIE: I’ve been here for about a month and a half now, and this is definitely the most difficult situation that I have ever seen. In the time that I’ve been here, children have been shot and killed. On the 30th of January, the Israeli military bulldozed the two largest water wells, destroying over half of Rafah’s water supply. Every few days, if not every day, houses are demolished here.
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Note carefully: she actually says that "the IDF destroyed the wells" but she doesn't say who shot the children, and that is mentioned first.
You are supposed to assume the IDF but I bet it was Hamas.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #165 at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (qfLjt)

276 266
I've been wondering lately how much things like sunscreen and skincare play into this. I saw my youngest sister last month for the first time in a while, and she has deep forehead lines and the parentheses marks around her mouth. But she's always been a beach-type person and I've always avoided the sun, since I always burn so bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

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There's a species of Italian women who make it a mission to tan as dark as humanly possible every summer. They're quite attractive at 25.

By 60? Holy...shit...

Leather bags. Aged leather bags. Hanging from a horse's saddle. In the American west. After years of fighting the Commanche.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

277 That reminds me, has anyone seen commenter flounder recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (di6C2)

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I had dinner with him & Mrs. Flounder about a month ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

278 270 Rachel Corrie: Parents & Friend

So she only had one friend?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (2ocoG)

Would YOU admit to being friends with someone who died in such an embarrassing way?

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (UnA8+)

279 "Democracy Now!" is still a thing? Well, I'll be damned.

Anyway, the real lesson in this is, "this is what happens when you don't finish the job."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

They are HILARIOUSLY pro-Hamas mouthpieces. Their YouTube and website are almost nothing but Israel/Hamas war "coverage", interviewing whatever Hamas apologist they can. The shamelessness is breathtaking.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

280 INTC down 0.5% on news that the govt gave them a bazillion dollars of 'free' money.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (MvF+J)

281 I had dinner with him & Mrs. Flounder about a month ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

Oh good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (di6C2)

282 244 232 Saint Rachel's Pancake Breakfast
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2024 02:41 PM (aD39U)

As she abused an Israeli Soldier
Shouting "Why don't you treat me mean?"
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

Yeah, not so light and fluffy white anymore...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

283 266 Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

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I've been wondering lately how much things like sunscreen and skincare play into this. I saw my youngest sister last month for the first time in a while, and she has deep forehead lines and the parentheses marks around her mouth. But she's always been a beach-type person and I've always avoided the sun, since I always burn so bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)
_________

The sun is the worst thing you can do to your skin other than dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy. I wear SPF 15 lotion every day on hands and face. I wear thin cotton gloves when I drive in the sun. Excessive? Maybe. But better safe than sorry.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

284 There's a species of Italian women who make it a mission to tan as dark as humanly possible every summer. They're quite attractive at 25.

yeah the sun. and wind. out of doors in general

a problem

definitely for me! I like the sun and like the outdoors a lot, skiing will wreck your face I think

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (AcWfM)

285
They are HILARIOUSLY pro-Hamas mouthpieces. Their YouTube and website are almost nothing but Israel/Hamas war "coverage", interviewing whatever Hamas apologist they can. The shamelessness is breathtaking.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

Breaking Points is turning into that as well. Krystal Ball gets moist at the thought of dead Jews.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (4+s9S)

286 Wonder how Tay Tay will age as the next 10 years go by…
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

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Buccal fat removal is the new trend among celebrities. It'll be interesting to see what they look like in 10-20 years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

287 Now I miss Flounder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Port au Prince

Porta Potty.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 20, 2024 02:42 PM

That is what we called it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (5sOEG)

289 You are supposed to assume the IDF but I bet it was Hamas.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #165 at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (qfLjt)
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There were dead children. There can be only one cause.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

290 277 That reminds me, has anyone seen commenter flounder recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (di6C2)

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I had dinner with him & Mrs. Flounder about a month ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

Damn, and I thought Cannibal Bob was cold.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (eYoxG)

291 Meanwhile, a cartel-associated Venezuelan illegal alien shot and killed a transgender, and the left doesn't know quite what to do.

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[Insert meme image here of sweaty guy having to choose between two red button choices]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (FBZex)

292 There's a species of Italian women who make it a mission to tan as dark as humanly possible every summer. They're quite attractive at 25.

By 60? Holy...shit...

Leather bags. Aged leather bags. Hanging from a horse's saddle. In the American west. After years of fighting the Commanche.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

During my four years in Tampa, I noticed a lot of folks around their 50s and 60s were nothing more than walking baked potatoes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

293 217 you will have to choose, or go with the plastic stuff.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024

You are probably smaller than me, with a different body type. We can’t help those genetics, otherwise I would be tall with long legs. I was overweight much of my life until I had enough of my knees hurting and looking at pictures thinking that wasn’t really me. It kicked off my fitness journey, and the rest, as you know, is history. I look younger now than I did before, but I think that is due to just having a much better body shape than, well, round. 😂. I haven’t had a need for filler, though I would not be opposed to a face lift or neck lift in the future. That is where my tell tale age sign is, my darn neck.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

294 Wonder how Tay Tay will age as the next 10 years go by…
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

Depends on how much more work Satan has for her to do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Note carefully: she actually says that "the IDF destroyed the wells" but she doesn't say who shot the children, and that is mentioned first.
You are supposed to assume the IDF but I bet it was Hamas.

Let's not quarrel about 'ho killed 'ho.

Posted by: But seriously, the important thing is that someone shot those Palestinian kids at March 20, 2024 02:51 PM (6PgKW)

296 There was a gal I knew in high school. Her parents bought a tanning bed, so she was always brown. Too brown. Like those yachting guys brown. Tracy... something.

I bet she has the saddle bag look now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:51 PM (di6C2)

297 Just affix a large photo of Lindsey Grahams lady bugs on the front of the FL interdiction boats and they'll do a hard turn to port and wash up in Nicaragua.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2024 02:51 PM (eYF7X)

298 As I get older my weight has remained the same, but its distribution has become… perplexing.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:51 PM (PCK5/)

299 Buccal fat removal is the new trend among celebrities. It'll be interesting to see what they look like in 10-20 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

I thought they were all doing Ozempic. Not holding out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:52 PM (di6C2)

300 this is Rachel Corrie in her own words
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"Aaaaggghghhgggh"

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 02:52 PM (NrWsf)

301 As I get older my weight has remained the same, but its distribution has become… perplexing.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:51 PM (PCK5/)

Mine is all belly and love handles thus far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

302 I’ve had a ton of people tell me I look much younger than I am. I always say, it’s the Sun. I keep the fuck out of it as much as I can.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (4+s9S)

303 During my four years in Tampa, I noticed a lot of folks around their 50s and 60s were nothing more than walking baked potatoes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

*Haitian warlords' ears prick up.*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)

304 Chicago police release alleged cartel member suspected of shooting migrant trans woman. “They do not investigate these cases adequately,” says a local activist, while police say fear of the cartels is hampering their investigation.

The shooting took place outside VLive, a club and popular meeting place for new migrants from Venezuela, around 4:30 a.m. February 4. The suspect pulled alongside the 27-year-old victim in a Ford Explorer, exited the vehicle, approached the victim, and said “Bad gay” before shooting her “throughout the body,” according to police.

The attack left the woman, a recent migrant from Venezuela who is now a sex worker, in critical condition with wounds to the legs and groin...The unnamed suspected was taken into custody February 26 outside a courthouse in nearby Maywood after he had been arrested on multiple gun-related felonies two days earlier. A judge ordered him released again, but he was arrested again a short time later by waiting authorities.

A press release from the U.S. Marshals Service posted March 4, erroneously reported the suspect had been arrested and charged with the shooting and also misgendered the victim.

Posted by: Intercepted The Advocate Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

305 During my four years in Tampa, I noticed a lot of folks around their 50s and 60s were nothing more than walking baked potatoes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here...

Posted by: Tony Montana at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (MHhQj)

306 Early one mild morning last month, a transgender woman who recently migrated from Venezuela
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This is where I get confused.
Does this person have a dick or a pussy?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:21 PM (lCWOD)

The "trans" means "fake". So a biological male.

I do wish Ace would put (sic) after each such obvious Woke falsity, though. It would be a baller move to mock them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (tkR6S)

307 299 Buccal fat removal is the new trend among celebrities. It'll be interesting to see what they look like in 10-20 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

I thought they were all doing Ozempic. Not holding out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:52 PM (di6C2)

Isn't Ozempic just an appetite suppressant?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (eYoxG)

308 301 Moobs.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (MvF+J)

309 294 Wonder how Tay Tay will age as the next 10 years go by…
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

Depends on how much more work Satan has for her to do.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

The Wall is undefeated . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

310 I don’t have any problem at all with women undergoing a reasonable amount of plastic surgery as they age.

Young females doing it is just laziness and bad habits.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

311 I’ve had a ton of people tell me I look much younger than I am. I always say, it’s the Sun. I keep the fuck out of it as much as I can.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (4+s9S)
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Good advice

Posted by: Dr. Acula at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (4S2yc)

312 You are supposed to assume the IDF but I bet it was Hamas.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #165 at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (qfLjt)
++++
There were dead children. There can be only one cause.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

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Former Governor Ralph "Blackface" Northam performing post-birth abortions?

/At least he made them feel comfortable first ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (FBZex)

313 I’ve had a ton of people tell me I look much younger than I am. I always say, it’s the Sun. I keep the fuck out of it as much as I can.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (4+s9S)

I look younger than I am. I've spent a TON of time out in the sun. Sun is good. Sun is great. Get some sun, before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

314 All those over tanned Italian women end up looking like that wacko NJ woman from a couple of years ago who was in tanning beds like three hours a day. Truly bizarre looking.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (5q0pY)

315 If they can afford hormones and facial surgery, they can afford to stay the f*ck in Venezuela.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

316 Isn't Ozempic just an appetite suppressant?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (eYoxG)

I thought it was a treatment for Type 2 diabeetus that also had a weight loss effect?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (di6C2)

317 >>>The sun is the worst thing you can do to your skin other than dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy. I wear SPF 15 lotion every day on hands and face. I wear thin cotton gloves when I drive in the sun. Excessive? Maybe. But better safe than sorry.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
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Just bought a pack from YuoGuessedIt for a dollar a pair. going to wash some in coffee.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (lCWOD)

318 The sun is the worst thing you can do to your skin other than dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy
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Steamrollers aren't that great either.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 20, 2024 02:55 PM (NrWsf)

319 I look younger than I am. I've spent a TON of time out in the sun. Sun is good. Sun is great. Get some sun, before it's too late.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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You're an anomaly. See also: LadyL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

320 I think for guys it is testosterone and gravity effects that influence weight as we age… and bacon, and alcohol, and ice cream, and potatoes, and….

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

321 318 The sun is the worst thing you can do to your skin other than dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy
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Steamrollers aren't that great either.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 20, 2024 02:55 PM (NrWsf)

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Hey, don't be too harsh. Worked out all your wrinkles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

322
I look younger than I am. I've spent a TON of time out in the sun. Sun is good. Sun is great. Get some sun, before it's too late.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

It’s not like I never go outside. But if I am outside mid day in summer, I try to stay in the shade as much as I can, wear a hat, etc. At the beach, use an umbrella for shade.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (4+s9S)

323 316 Isn't Ozempic just an appetite suppressant?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (eYoxG)
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Heard that it makes you so sick you don't want to eat.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (lCWOD)

324 Mine is all belly and love handles thus far.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:52 PM

*over 29 fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (5sOEG)

325 312 Former Governor Ralph "Blackface" Northam performing post-birth abortions?

/At least he made them feel comfortable first ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 20, 2024 02:53 PM (FBZex)

Or, as Rush used to call him, "Raff Nawvum"...

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

326 "Isn't Ozempic just an appetite suppressant?"

AND a floor wax!

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (MvF+J)

327 This attractive model in fairly modest sleepwear doesn't need to look like she was auditioning for a part in "Girls in the 1900's brothel" in order to give her opinions about men:

https://tinyurl.com/4vptfh7x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (DCNcI)

328 I thought it was a treatment for Type 2 diabeetus that also had a weight loss effect?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (di6C2)

I thought using drugs off-label was bad and would kill you......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

329 The wall is undefeated.
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So is the ground, let me tell you.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (NrWsf)

330 I always got the classic farmer's tan growing up. My arms would become practically Moorish. But, then, take off the shirt:

"O, the glare, stop it, you're blinding everyone!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

331 But better safe than sorry.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Look, I'm just trying to make a living here. That Porsche ain't gonna pay for itself, you know.

Posted by: My Dermatologist at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (XeU6L)

332 289 You are supposed to assume the IDF but I bet it was Hamas.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #165 at March 20, 2024 02:47 PM (qfLjt)
++++
There were dead children. There can be only one cause.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wait...this is before the mandatory COVID vaccine, right?

Posted by: Confused Moron at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

333 323 Heard that it makes you so sick you don't want to eat.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (lCWOD)

That's what it does.

If you eat more than like, 3 bites, it makes you violently vomit all over the place.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

334 314 All those over tanned Italian women end up looking like that wacko NJ woman from a couple of years ago who was in tanning beds like three hours a day. Truly bizarre looking.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM (5q0pY)
___________

Patricia Krentcil

https://tinyurl.com/3xnsu8hj

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

335 Hey, don't be too harsh. Worked out all your wrinkles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

Oil of Ol-Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (NrWsf)

336 I thought using drugs off-label was bad and would kill you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

No, this was a thing a year or so ago. It comes out for diabeetus and they found it also led to weight loss. Then ALL of the supply was getting sucked up by California and diabetics could not get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (di6C2)

337 332 Wait...this is before the mandatory COVID vaccine, right?
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

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It's not mandatory. You just have to take it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

338 Senator Thom Tillis
@SenThomTillis

This is a voicemail my office received last night. TikTok's misinformation campaign is pushing people to call their members of Congress, and callers like this who communicate threats against elected officials could be committing a federal crime. The Communist-Chinese aligned company is proving just how dangerous their current ownership is. Great work, TikTok.

https://tinyurl.com/4p456vsb

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

339 INTC down 0.5% on news that the govt gave them a bazillion dollars of 'free' money.

The government was going to give them the money to build a plant, and then said they have to hire women construction workers to build it and black ex-cons to do the actual chip manufacturing. So Intel decided to build the plant in Israel instead, even though that means including an anti-Hamas bomb shelter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

340 Anything that degenerates your DNA causes you to age.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (lCWOD)

341 https://tinyurl.com/4vptfh7x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, you win this round.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

342 Senator Thom Tillis
@SenThomTillis

This is a voicemail my office received last night. TikTok's misinformation campaign is pushing people to call their members of Congress, and callers like this who communicate threats against elected officials could be committing a federal crime. The Communist-Chinese aligned company is proving just how dangerous their current ownership is. Great work, TikTok.

Tillis is an idiot. The TikTok bill is actually a "give Twitter back to the CIA" bill.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

343 One of the worst sunburns I ever got was skiing. Forgot to put on sunscreen. Haven’t made that mistake since.

Lots of people don’t realize sunny day and snow = sunburn. Even if it’s cold.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (4+s9S)

344 338 Senator Thom Tillis
@SenThomTillis

This is a voicemail my office received last night. TikTok's misinformation campaign is pushing people to call their members of Congress, and callers like this who communicate threats against elected officials could be committing a federal crime. The Communist-Chinese aligned company is proving just how dangerous their current ownership is. Great work, TikTok.

https://tinyurl.com/4p456vsb
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

========

This is not a comment on the TikTok bill.

However, it's obvious now that Congress people in current day thrill at defying their constituents. Threatening them for doing something will just convince them to do that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

345 Patricia Krentcil

https://tinyurl.com/3xnsu8hj
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Isn't she running for Congress?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

346 Wonder how Tay Tay will age as the next 10 years go by…
Posted by: tubal
___________

She's already a bit gaunt, and has one of those faces that doesn't age well.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (Dm8we)

347 @320

>>I think for guys it is testosterone and gravity effects that influence weight as we age… and bacon, and alcohol, and ice cream, and potatoes, and….

As with most things, it's an input-output vector problem.

There really is no mystery why most people resemble a Botero Painting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (XV/Pl)

348 That's what it does.

If you eat more than like, 3 bites, it makes you violently vomit all over the place.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
++++
Bulimia in pill form?

Is there nothing these people can't do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

349 Dermatologist twice a year, average of 6 spots off each visit. White man’s burden. Well that and working outside 75 years. Not complaining.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (NxC5+)

350 There's a species of Italian women who make it a mission to tan as dark as humanly possible every summer. They're quite attractive at 25.

By 60? Holy...shit...

Leather bags. Aged leather bags. Hanging from a horse's saddle. In the American west. After years of fighting the Commanche.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024

***
Colorado people too. Not the ones who legitimately work outdoors on farms or ranches, but the sunworship and super-bicyclist types. Holy moly. My thirty-year-old Eddie Bauer saddlebag-briefcase looks better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2024 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

351 Tillis is an idiot. The TikTok bill is actually a "give Twitter back to the CIA" bill.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

How so?

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 03:00 PM (MNhXM)

352 347 @320

>>I think for guys it is testosterone and gravity effects that influence weight as we age… and bacon, and alcohol, and ice cream, and potatoes, and….

As with most things, it's an input-output vector problem.

There really is no mystery why most people resemble a Botero Painting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (XV/Pl)

Sure there is. Why the hell would a man paint that?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2024 03:00 PM (eYoxG)

353 How so?

If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

354 348 Bulimia in pill form?

Is there nothing these people can't do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

Not a pill. You have to inject it into your belly fat.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (UnA8+)

355 Eh, in the long run we are all dead, and will NOT look optimal when we go.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

356 Ozempic can’t be a forever thing. Eventually people will want to enjoy food agin. And once they do all the weight will come back.

Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (4+s9S)

357 Not a pill. You have to inject it into your belly fat.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
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Right, right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (HnUIn)

358 Patricia Krentcil

https://tinyurl.com/3xnsu8hj
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

Blackface is cool again?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Dermatologist twice a year, average of 6 spots off each visit. White man’s burden. Well that and working outside 75 years. Not complaining.
Posted by: Eromero
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I percieve myself as supporting the liquid nitrogen industry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (XeU6L)

360 @352

>>Sure there is. Why the hell would a man paint that?

He's really into Zaftig Girls?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (XV/Pl)

361 there's a pill form of ozempic now btw

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (AcWfM)

362 You had me at tillis is an idiot

Posted by: nckate at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (67S4S)

363 327 This attractive model in fairly modest sleepwear doesn't need to look like she was auditioning for a part in "Girls in the 1900's brothel" in order to give her opinions about men:

https://tinyurl.com/4vptfh7x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm tired of all these cheesecake photos in portrait mode!

https://tinyurl.com/2s97erjy

For all the peeps using their phones in landscape mode, here's a photo designed to make the most of the extra horizontal space!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, this isn't even a trap it's so obvious at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

364 This is 99% a gang-related shooting. The tranny wasn't targeted because he's a tranny or a prostitute. He was targeted because the gang wanted him dead for other reasons. He saw something, heard something, stole drugs, sucked off the wrong guy, etc.
Posted by: Elric Blade

The first thing that I thought of was that the tranny had a "date" with this guy who actually thought it was a woman. Then during the date, found out differently. That is why the comment about "Bad Gay". Who knows.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

365 A transgender migrant was kiIed in broad daylight by a man shouting homophobic insults….

The suspect is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela linked to a drug cartel.

But it gets worse:

The DA is DECLINING to charge him.

But it gets even worse than that:

2 days prior, he was charged with multiple felonies, including illegally having a gun.

But that’s not all. It gets even worse.

On March 3, the suspect was arrested yet AGAIN. This time, he drove without any license…..

Guess what? HE WAS RELEASED AGAIN.
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But that’s not all. It gets even worser.

He was found to be squatting in a mansion where he slaughtered a dozen family members, and the police arrested the property's heir for changing the locks in his own home while this squatter was presented with legal title to the property.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (k1ya2)

366 It’s like we have a front row seat to see the fall of a civilization.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (k8kCE)

367 You know who liked to listen to his constituents?

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (NrWsf)

368 353 How so?

If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

AKA - Elon not born in the US, Elon must sell (even though he is an American citizen).

I hate the bill...but I've lost the free marketplace of ideas battle on this point...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (exHjb)

369
I look younger than I am. I've spent a TON of time out in the sun. Sun is good. Sun is great. Get some sun, before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM

Everyone is different. Growing up with acne, oily skin, I can get away with it too. My wife with perfect complexion when she was young and her Irish genes? Sit in the shade, babe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (RKVpM)

370 Ozempic can’t be a forever thing. Eventually people will want to enjoy food agin. And once they do all the weight will come back.
Posted by: Montec at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (4+s9S)
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There are benefits to doing it the hard way.

When I decided to start losing weight in earnest (back just before Christmas), the first two-three weeks really, really sucked. Now, I'm used to it. My appetite is lower and so is my capacity to eat before feeling quite full. Those first weeks were really hard to get through, though.

It's still hard to make myself work out every day. I hate everything about working out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

371 Commandeer a Disney cruise ship. They hold 5-6 THOUSAND. Then set sail for Haiti.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 02:27 PM (TXEHw)

If you don't provision the ship you'd only have to offload 20-30.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (1Z8zZ)

372
He's really into Zaftig Girls?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (XV/Pl)

Garage Girls >>>>>

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I'm tired of all these cheesecake photos in portrait mode!

https://tinyurl.com/2s97erjy

For all the peeps using their phones in landscape mode, here's a photo designed to make the most of the extra horizontal space!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, this isn't even a trap it's so obvious at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

You need to change the nic. Or mix in some Christina Hendricks or Kate Upton to keep people guessing and clicking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (di6C2)

374 I'm tired of all these cheesecake photos in portrait mode!

https://tinyurl.com/2s97erjy

For all the peeps using their phones in landscape mode, here's a photo designed to make the most of the extra horizontal space!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, this isn't even a trap it's so obvious at March 20, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

375 370 It's still hard to make myself work out every day. I hate everything about working out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

========

I honestly enjoy arm day.

I detest leg day.

Today was leg day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

376 Is anyone still talking about Haiti?

Tucker had the former PM of Haiti on, he says the failure of Haiti is in large part attributable to the Clinton foundation.

They had Aristide installed, and Aristide got rid of the military.

So now Kenya is going to be sending troops there to help deal with the chaos.

Yes, Kenya.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

377 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

No they don’t seize them but they can’t operate under specific circumstances. The bill specifically addresses Tik Tok. Foreign ownership is a big national security problem right now.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

378 >>>men:

https://tinyurl.com/4vptfh7x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20
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She looks normal. I like it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (lCWOD)

379 340 Anything that degenerates your DNA causes you to age.

Posted by: Braenyard

What if your DNA makes you a degenerate?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

380 370 It's still hard to make myself work out every day. I hate everything about working out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

I swear, when I go to hell, Satan is going to force me to lift weights for the rest of eternity.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 03:05 PM (UnA8+)

381 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

But does it allow them to pounce?

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 03:05 PM (NrWsf)

382 What if your DNA makes you a degenerate?
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
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Your DNA didn't do that, Sam. In all probability, your groomer did it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:05 PM (HnUIn)

383 Something like this, Akbar:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8y8nzk

It's Kelly Brook, not Lena.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:05 PM (di6C2)

384 323 Heard that it makes you so sick you don't want to eat.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02

There is a definite look to those who have used it. A very saggy rear end and grey face. I understand people needing a boost to get started and I do not begrudge them at all, however, if you don’t change your eating habits while you are on it and learn a whole new lifestyle, it won’t matter. It does affect muscle mass and your heart is a muscle…I certainly wouldn’t use it to lose 10 or even 30 pounds.

I lost 55 the old fashioned way. I changed the way I eat and I made exercise a priority. Granted, exercise is now my job, but even if I teach 4 classes I still take a class from another teacher daily so I can focus completely on me and not break out of it to help others with form, etc. I have kept the weight off over 2 years.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

385 I was in the lab waiting room at the VA. Talking with a guy, my age, and mentioned I was concerned about the Diabetes because it seemed everybody is diabetic (tests came back very good and I'm not). He said they had first put him on something that really helped with weight loss if you're a fan of explosive diarrhea. Sick as a dog until they switched meds.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (0EOe9)

386 Something like this, Akbar:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8y8nzk

It's Kelly Brook, not Lena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nice gams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

387 It's still hard to make myself work out every day. I hate everything about working out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

=====

Ugh, me too. And lately I've upped it to twice a day, so twice the suck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

388 @376

>>Yes, Kenya.

You know what, I would trust the Kenyan Army more than the Blue Helmets and I've also never met a Kenyan I didn't get along with, same for South Koreans.

They're a hoot when they're drunk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (XV/Pl)

389 I honestly enjoy arm day.

I detest leg day.

Today was leg day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

Legs always suck. Leg presses are find. Calf raises.

I hate squats. Best exercise ever for a lot of things if done properly, but I hate them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (di6C2)

390 369
I look younger than I am. I've spent a TON of time out in the sun. Sun is good. Sun is great. Get some sun, before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 02:54 PM
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Agree that sun is good for skin and hair health, but frequent sunburn is not good, especially for those with genetically fair skin, and gingers.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (snyZJ)

391 Does a woman have a groin?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (heI7v)

392 Ozempic can’t be a forever thing. Eventually people will want to enjoy food agin. And once they do all the weight will come back.
Posted by: Montec

I've just started seeing lawyer commercials against Ozempic and Wegovy asserting that the manufacturers aren't telling of all of the potential dangers of these drugs. In any case, Dietitians where I work advise against these drugs for weight loss (non-diabetic) as the weight will come on again unless you keep taking the drug.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (oiNtH)

393 I lost 55 the old fashioned way. I changed the way I eat and I made exercise a priority. Granted, exercise is now my job, but even if I teach 4 classes I still take a class from another teacher daily so I can focus completely on me and not break out of it to help others with form, etc. I have kept the weight off over 2 years.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

I knew a woman that was a jazzercize instructor. She was a big woman. It never seemed to really do much for her in the weight department. But, both her an her husband at the time were large people, so I guess they just ate and drank through any benefit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

394 This attractive model in fairly modest sleepwear doesn't need to look like she was auditioning for a part in "Girls in the 1900's brothel" in order to give her opinions about men:

https://tinyurl.com/4vptfh7x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (DCNcI)

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No armpit hair. Would not bang.

Posted by: Hillary 2024! at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (k1ya2)

395 377 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

No they don’t seize them but they can’t operate under specific circumstances. The bill specifically addresses Tik Tok. Foreign ownership is a big national security problem right now.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

The mainstream media is effectively politically owned - there's no real money in it, except to be paid to influence policy...and that shows. So, what's the difference? China pays both ways...just one is way more clear...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (exHjb)

396 383 Something like this, Akbar:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8y8nzk

It's Kelly Brook, not Lena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I mean, sure...if you're into conventionally attractive women...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

397 389 I hate squats. Best exercise ever for a lot of things if done properly, but I hate them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM

You hate all squats? We can’t find one kind of squat you might be okay with? Not even a bear squat?

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

398 No they don’t seize them but they can’t operate under specific circumstances. The bill specifically addresses Tik Tok. Foreign ownership is a big national security problem right now.[

It's not at all specific to TikTok. The language is very un-specific so you don't even need a novel legal theory to use it to seize this very HQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (2ocoG)

399 Ugh, me too. And lately I've upped it to twice a day, so twice the suck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

Legs have a ton more muscle mass than the rest of the body, so if you get them burning, they will burn more resting calories than anywhere else on your body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (di6C2)

400 I mean, sure...if you're into conventionally attractive women...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 03:07 PM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL.

C'mon, man! Don't be so suburban!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

401 386 Something like this, Akbar:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8y8nzk

It's Kelly Brook, not Lena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nice gams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

She's a babe all over, but yes, very nice legs...

Posted by: Lou Reed at March 20, 2024 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

402 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

But it's a bipartisan bill! How could it be bad???

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

403 In any case, Dietitians where I work advise against these drugs for weight loss (non-diabetic) as the weight will come on again unless you keep taking the drug.
Posted by: Cheri

And...what's the problem again? It's just as effective as the COVID vaccine! Maybe we should start looking into medical subscription services...

Posted by: Big Pharma at March 20, 2024 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

404 333 323 Heard that it makes you so sick you don't want to eat.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 02:56 PM (lCWOD)

That's what it does.

If you eat more than like, 3 bites, it makes you violently vomit all over the place.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
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So no planning dinners with the Japanese PM!

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #166 at March 20, 2024 03:09 PM (qfLjt)

405 You know who liked to listen to his constituents?

That guy in SC with the whacky hairdo?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (sNc8Y)

406 We choose to build a trebuchet that can reach Haiti from Florida. We choose to build the trebuchet in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard...
Posted by: Stuff JFK said

We'll even send Haiti a giant net to catch them.

Eventually.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (k0eIr)

407 FL sould deport him to the Atlantic ocean in a helo at 10,000 ft then drop him.

Posted by: vic at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (A5THL)

408 Legs have a ton more muscle mass than the rest of the body, so if you get them burning, they will burn more resting calories than anywhere else on your body.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Most of the muscle mass in my body is in my legs. Much stronger than my skinny orangutan arms.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (9yWhg)

409 She later told investigators that she and her friends had been partying at VLive

I'm assuming that "she" was here on an asylum visa.

What the hell is "she" doing partying?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (n+4am)

410
I percieve myself as supporting the liquid nitrogen industry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 03:01 PM

Amazing stuff. I was so young when I was about to get married I went to the dermo dudes to see if they could clean up my mug, chase some acne away.

Five minutes. That's all. Acne gone, never to reappear again. Pain? None. Adjusted for inflation a lot of money. I have no idea what it costs now. But worth every penny if you have a teen with acne. It might just be the miracle cure. It was for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (RKVpM)

411 Does a woman have a groin?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at March 20, 2024 03:06 PM (heI7v)

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"It's called a BONUS HOLE, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 20, 2024 03:10 PM (k1ya2)

412 C'mon, man! Don't be so suburban!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I prefer more....exotic beauties. The kind that remind me of my time in Africa. Hippos, wildebeest, warthogs....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

413 @392

>> In any case, Dietitians where I work advise against these drugs for weight loss (non-diabetic) as the weight will come on again unless you keep taking the drug.

The human body is homeostatic with many feed back loops and wants to be the way it wants to be, all drugs jack with your body and either trick it to turn something on, turn something off or send a signal to produce more or produce less of something, this can only go on for so long before your body say, hold up Jack, I'm going to show you who's boss here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (XV/Pl)

414 You hate all squats? We can’t find one kind of squat you might be okay with? Not even a bear squat?
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

Not familiar with that one.

*looks it up*

THAT's considered a squat? I always thought that was something people did to look retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (di6C2)

415 393 I knew a woman that was a jazzercize instructor. She was a big woman. It never seemed to really do much for her in the weight department. But, both her an her husband at the time were large people, so I guess they just ate and drank through any benefit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March

Exercise on its own won’t do a darn thing. It is always, always, calories in, calories out. Exercise does great things for you, but it is not the only thing. Plus, you have to do more than just cardio. You need strength training, you need cardio, you toning work. All the things.

But don’t ask me about cross fit or orange theory.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

416 I've met Sponge IRL and he's right, he looks younger than 29. Not a day over 28...🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (7C6U9)

417 DeSantis should NEVER have advertised his possible plans. Whatever happened to his miltraining and 'OpSec' (Operational Security)? Y' never let the enemy know your plans ... if he's that stupid, Trump's right not to pick him for VP.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (ayRl+)

418 1. Pixy owns the HQ's servers and is not American
2. CBD replaced by FBI
3. Maple syrup and 5 AM raids for all

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

419 Terrorist Threats was damn solid album.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (0FoWg)

420 THAT's considered a squat? I always thought that was something people did to look retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20,

You do, until you look in a mirror behind you and suddenly it’s not so silly anymore. 😉

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

421 DeSantis: I Might Send the Haitians Coming to Florida Straight to Martha's Vinyard
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Boss move

lol

Boss it ain’t

Little Ronnie sent exactly ONE busload to MV amd when Biden amd the media cried, he stopped

Ace still loves little high heeled Ronnie I see

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (DEpdP)

422 But don’t ask me about cross fit or orange theory.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
A vegan, a socialist and a crossfit enthusiast all walked into the bar.

I know this because none of them will shut the hell up about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

423 Except for swimming, I like to do things in the fresh air.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 02:45 PM (9yWhg)

It's easier to swim in salt water than in fresh air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (tkR6S)

424 Polls: Moreno might squeak by!
Results: Moreno landslide!
Tomorrow: Hey, look at this poll!

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (qUkBO)

425 418 1. Pixy owns the HQ's servers and is not American
2. CBD replaced by FBI
3. Maple syrup and 5 AM raids for all
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

=======

There's a user threshold in the bill. 1,000,000 users.

I seriously doubt Ace would qualify. This is targeted at big social media directly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

426 422 A vegan, a socialist and a crossfit enthusiast all walked into the bar.

I know this because none of them will shut the hell up about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

Spoiler. It's all the same person.

Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

427 I've met Sponge IRL and he's right, he looks younger than 29. Not a day over 28...🤗
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (7C6U9)

*double-hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

428 There's a user threshold in the bill. 1,000,000 users.

I seriously doubt Ace would qualify. This is targeted at big social media directly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
++++
No problem.

Posted by: An IC Botnet, boosting user counts at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

429 422 A vegan, a socialist and a crossfit enthusiast all walked into the bar.

I know this because none of them will shut the hell up about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

========

And it's all the same person!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

430 425 418 1. Pixy owns the HQ's servers and is not American
2. CBD replaced by FBI
3. Maple syrup and 5 AM raids for all
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

=======

There's a user threshold in the bill. 1,000,000 users.

I seriously doubt Ace would qualify. This is targeted at big social media directly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

So, it's like taxes on millionaires...would never hit anyone else...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (exHjb)

431 Sockoff, before I forget

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (HnUIn)

432 A vegan, a socialist and a crossfit enthusiast all walked into the bar.

I know this because none of them will shut the hell up about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

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I'm fairly sure we will be adding pickleballers to this list soon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

433 It's not at all specific to TikTok. The language is very un-specific so you don't even need a novel legal theory to use it to seize this very HQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:08 PM (2ocoG)

That's a very real possibility, that through this bill, the AoSHQ could be targeted and shut down.

Honestly, I don't understand how ANYBODY paying attention in the year 2024 could think our politicians are worried about what TikTok is up to, because Chi Nah is such a threat.

This is about protecting the government, and their servants in big tech and corporate media, so they can keep as much control as possible over what does and does not get said. What people do and don't have access to.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

434 401 386 Something like this, Akbar:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8y8nzk

It's Kelly Brook, not Lena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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She spent 2 hours in makeup for that pic.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (lCWOD)

435
But don’t ask me about cross fit or orange theory.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

Daughter played softball with a girl that did cross fit religiously. She developed an issue where her shoulder would dislocate at odd times because of it. She could swing a bat hard enough that it would pop out and she had figured out how to put it back in herself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

436 So, it's like taxes on millionaires...would never hit anyone else...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (exHjb)

Or NYC going after Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:15 PM (di6C2)

437 She spent 2 hours in makeup for that pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (lCWOD)

Has kind of a hazy look, doesn't it? I was looking for something in landscape and that popped up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:15 PM (di6C2)

438 408 Legs have a ton more muscle mass than the rest of the body, so if you get them burning, they will burn more resting calories than anywhere else on your body.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Most of the muscle mass in my body is in my legs. Much stronger than my skinny orangutan arms.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March

So who wants to talk about slow and fast twitch muscles?

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

439 Daughter played softball with a girl that did cross fit religiously. She developed an issue where her shoulder would dislocate at odd times because of it. She could swing a bat hard enough that it would pop out and she had figured out how to put it back in herself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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Gross

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:16 PM (DRSnL)

440 Muscle fibers, actually. Kidding. No one normal does.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

441 =====

Gross
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:16 PM (DRSnL)

Thankfully, we were never witness to it.....Only heard about it from the coach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

442 I think I would like Tony Bobulinski as my wing man if a bar fight started.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (0EOe9)

443 Honestly, I don't understand how ANYBODY paying attention in the year 2024 could think our politicians are worried about what TikTok is up to, because Chi Nah is such a threat.

Especially because they're all controlled by Chy Nuh in the first place.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

444 So now Kenya is going to be sending troops there to help deal with the chaos.

Yes, Kenya.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

...

I see a lot of FN FAL's in Haiti's future.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (z/ifB)

445 She could swing a bat hard enough that it would pop out and she had figured out how to put it back in herself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

While on the way to first?

Posted by: spindrift at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (OguvZ)

446 ...

I see a lot of FN FAL's in Haiti's future.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (z/ifB)

Huh....might need to take a trip to Haiti to pick up some abandons.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Posted by: Aetius451AD

Get the legs burning.

Posted by: Barbeque at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (wGerL)

448 I honestly enjoy arm day.

I detest leg day.

Today was leg day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

Same here. At 6 AM. Yay!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

449 I think I would like Tony Bobulinski as my wing man if a bar fight started.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (0EOe9)

Navy Guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (PQ4m2)

450
While on the way to first?
Posted by: spindrift at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (OguvZ)

After she was either safe or out, but she would leg it out, regardless. She was so used to it, I'm told it didn't really bother her much anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

451 I see a lot of FN FAL's in Haiti's future.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:17 PM (z/ifB)

Huh....might need to take a trip to Haiti to pick up some abandons.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM

I'll tag along. I want an L1A1 for my collection, but them bad boys is expensive!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (5sOEG)

452 She was struck in the groin and both legs and left in critical condition. . . .

So, shot in the pene then. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (U31aU)

453 448 I honestly enjoy arm day.

I detest leg day.

Today was leg day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

Same here. At 6 AM. Yay!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

As someone with chicken legs, I used to hate leg days.

Now I love them. Finally figured out a program that pushes me but doesn't hurt my knees. I want to improve my legs. I have to enjoy the workouts or else.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (KbCG3)

454 There's a user threshold in the bill. 1,000,000 users.

I seriously doubt Ace would qualify. This is targeted at big social media directly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

...

And the feds would never game the user side of a site to justify what they want to do.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (z/ifB)

455 448 Same here. At 6 AM. Yay!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

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Light leg day today, though. Just 20 minutes total. 10 of that was yoga.

I hate how tight my hamstrings are.

Then there was 10 minutes of core. That's an everyday thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

456 No problem.
Posted by: An IC Botnet, boosting user counts at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

Bob from the NSA could spin up a few million bot users no problem. So who would the deep state doppelgangers of Ace and the cobs be after a takeover?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

457 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.
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So a naturalized citizen is treated as a foreigner. That could be a constitutional infringement. Normally it would just say a non-citizen or alien. This is obviously worded so as to target X/Musk.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #167 at March 20, 2024 03:20 PM (qfLjt)

458 431 Sockoff, before I forget

dirk benedict > katie sockoff

Posted by: anachronda at March 20, 2024 03:20 PM (v3pYe)

459
Tik Tok: Any time I see 'bipartisan' in a bill I know the Democrats have stolen the Republicans lunch and are laughing out loud at them.

They were really setting up the groundwork to take Elon out? Wow, who could have seen that coming from six inches away?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 20, 2024 03:20 PM (RKVpM)

460 There's a user threshold in the bill. 1,000,000 users.

I seriously doubt Ace would qualify. This is targeted at big social media directly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
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And the feds would never game the user side of a site to justify what they want to do.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (z/ifB)
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"user" in this case is anybody who has ever loaded AoSHQ in a web browser at least one time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2024 03:21 PM (4S2yc)

461 This brunette in her underwear doesn't want no "babygirl" boy:
http://tiny.cc/1n1kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Nice sofa.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 20, 2024 03:21 PM (k0eIr)

462 After she was either safe or out, but she would leg it out, regardless. She was so used to it, I'm told it didn't really bother her much anymore.
Posted by: Sponge

It will in 20 years or so.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 03:21 PM (U31aU)

463 So is the ground, let me tell you.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 20, 2024 02:57 PM (NrWsf)

But you didn't have even one wrinkle, when they rolled you up, and stuffed you in the casket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2024 03:21 PM (tkR6S)

464 455 448 Same here. At 6 AM. Yay!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

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Light leg day today, though. Just 20 minutes total. 10 of that was yoga.

I hate how tight my hamstrings are.

Then there was 10 minutes of core. That's an everyday thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

RDLs and leg curls for hamstrings today. Walking lunges are the killer part for me. Just brutal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

465 NOOD Pence is a douche

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2024 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

466
dirk benedict > katie sockoff
Posted by: anachronda at March 20, 2024 03:20 PM (v3pYe)

FACE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

467 For all I know Kenya is using M4's now. But I always picture FN FAL's with African armies.

Was Kenya ever a Belgian colony? Maybe not.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:22 PM (z/ifB)

468 Having cheesesteak day today, chicken legs are OK

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2024 03:22 PM (fwDg9)

469 No problem.
Posted by: An IC Botnet, boosting user counts at March 20, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

Interesting, this place has 990,000 users named "Paul".

Posted by: FedGov apparatchik before throwing the switch on AoSHQ at March 20, 2024 03:22 PM (OguvZ)

470 If you read the bill, it allows the feds to seize any social media platform, blog, or other Internet thing that's owned by someone not born in the US and/or allows speech that's judged to be a threat to Our Democracy.

Not owned, but under significant foreign control. Which can mean anything a judge says it means. EX: Rumble has a 2ndary HQ in Toronto, IIRC. Any Hawaiian judge could shut them down by simply calling that HQ a significant amount of control.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (IG4Id)

471 Just got here, prolly willowed.

Is this the GAAAINZZ!!!! thread?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (T+Iwg)

472 Sorry, I lost track of what we were talking about.

https://tinyurl.com/3swx3954

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (di6C2)

473 I remember when Trump questioned TikTok and it made him Hitler.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (NrWsf)

474 I hate how tight my hamstrings are.

Then there was 10 minutes of core. That's an everyday thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

...

I now have 5 degree heel inserts I wear in all my shoes for the tight hamstring thing. Fixed all my foot problems. I recommend going to a podiatrist before you get bone spurs etc if your hammies are really tight.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (z/ifB)

475 I hate how tight my hamstrings are.

Then there was 10 minutes of core. That's an everyday thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March

Lie down on the floor. Send your legs up to the ceiling straight, flex your feet and really press up through your heels. Make sure your seat bone stays on the floor. Hold as long as you can and release.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

476 I was getting looked at by the orthopedic folks at the VA. I have arthritis issues all over. The "Guy" asked me for an example in trouble in my shoulder and I told him shouldering a rifle. He asked me to demonstrate. I did, and he said "I see you were in the Corps (Right elbow up, left on line with the barrel). He said show me shooting a shotgun. I did. He said get used to it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 03:24 PM (0EOe9)

477 >>>Huh....might need to take a trip to Haiti to pick up some abandons.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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No one is abandoned in Haiti they are consumed in to the body.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 03:24 PM (lCWOD)

478 I remember when Trump questioned TikTok and it made him Hitler.

Which is why a Democrat-approved crusade against TikTok should immediately trigger your BS detector.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:25 PM (2ocoG)

479 452 She was struck in the groin and both legs and left in critical condition. . . .

So, shot in the pene then. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 03:19 PM (U31aU)
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452 She was struck in ~~the groin and both~~the three legs and left in critical condition. . . .

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #168 at March 20, 2024 03:25 PM (qfLjt)

480 Not owned, but under significant foreign control. Which can mean anything a judge says it means. EX: Rumble has a 2ndary HQ in Toronto, IIRC. Any Hawaiian judge could shut them down by simply calling that HQ a significant amount of control.

Ahh, right. Find the right Hawaiian judge and they'll replace TheJamesMadison with someone who gets everything.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2024 03:26 PM (2ocoG)

481 480 Find the right Hawaiian judge and they will replace July For the with King Jam day. And please put your guns in this basket.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2024 03:29 PM (0EOe9)

482 All 3 of those girls have fake finger nails. yuk

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 03:32 PM (qC9f1)

483 473 I remember when Trump questioned TikTok and it made him Hitler.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2024 03:23 PM (NrWsf)

But now that Trump is against going after the CCP owned Tik Tok , some have changed their opinion on doing something about Tik Tok by raising the good old slippery slope argument.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 03:39 PM (MNhXM)

484 James Madison, have you looked into a foot roller? Goes under your desk, you can rock back and forth while you're working.

Posted by: Wenda at March 20, 2024 03:42 PM (G1K9S)

485 Just one place however the place with the big propane tank so close to the Beach

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 20, 2024 04:21 PM (wGqjj)

486 DeSantis is a stud. The GOP is lucky to have a talent like him in the wings! Same with Abbot and some others. Dems have zero.

Posted by: XRRdemocrat at March 20, 2024 08:22 PM (GFC6F)

487 Boss move; hilarious people still believe Desantis and his boos moves. The fact is , Desantis has ordered our state agencies to merely be a supplement to federal agencies, in the case to Coast Guard. The last boat of Haitians at Sebastian got turned over to the USCG. Only the two Americans on the boat got taken into custody by the Brevard sheriff’s office.

There is a reason Desantis didn’t get even 4% of the primary vote…he’s a known liar down here.

Posted by: Bret at March 21, 2024 01:31 AM (oeTfa)

488 Hi, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and i
was just wondering if you get a lot of spam remarks?
If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you can suggest?
I get so much lately it's driving me crazy so any assistance is
very much appreciated.

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