Prepare for a Shock: Don LeMon <i>Plays the Race Card,</i> Claims Musk Walked Away From the Would-Be Deal Because LeMon "Doesn't Look Like" Musk

Prepare for a Shock: Don LeMon Plays the Race Card, Claims Musk Walked Away From the Would-Be Deal Because LeMon "Doesn't Look Like" Musk

Don LeMon has been demoted and then fired by CNN. He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

In addition, his diva antics, massively unearned ego, and nastiness offend everyone who works with him or even just near him.

But Musk must have canned him because he's black. Or black and gay.

That must be it, Don LeMon tells People:

PEOPLE: You certainly had an idea that it could all fall apart.
LEMON: The possibility of Elon Musk being unpredictable and erratic, yeah. Of course I knew that. I went into this with my eyes open. I've interviewed many world leaders, presidents to convicts, and no one has been more sensitive or touchy than Elon Musk. And during the interview and during other interviews, he constantly says he doesn't care what people write or say about him. For someone who doesn't care about what people write or say about him, he sure does care about what people write or say about him. He's not used to being held to account. He's not used to having to answer to anyone, especially someone like me who doesn't share his worldview, who doesn't look like him. You know what I'm saying?

Yes we know what you're saying, Don. There isn't a single person who doesn't now what you're saying.

You're blaming your latest humiliating failure, in a career made up of nothing but humiliating failures, on racism and homophobia.

Maybe it's age-ism, Don? Because you are definitely aging like salad. You're starting to look like Joan Rivers.

The New York Post reported that the deal did not break down over LeMon's race, which, let's face it, is "mostly white."

Their sources say it broke down over LeMon's absurd contract demands.

Don Lemon demanded the sun, the moon and the stars from the SpaceX boss -- before being unceremoniously dumped this week, The Post has learned.
The ex-CNN anchor sent over an astronomical wish list to Elon Musk during contract talks to host a show on the billionaire's social media platform X -- including a free Tesla Cybertruck, a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary, an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company, and the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content, according to a document reviewed by The Post.

Dude, you're an absolute non-talent. Your ratings are lower than mine. And you want a piece of Tesla??!!

LeMon keeps changing the reasons for his termination. Now it's that Musk was super-keen on having this talent-vacuum and anti-charisma nobody with Dead Eyes attend the Consumer Electronics Show (a convention where tech companies exhibit their wares):

In an interview with veteran tech journalist Kara Swisher on Friday, Lemon claimed they held discussions over the summer in which the company threatened to fire him if he did not attend the Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas.
CES, which was held earlier this year between Jan. 7 and 10, is one of the most highly anticipated events on the tech calendar as companies including X flock to the show in order to schmooze advertisers.
A spokesperson for X called Lemon's claim "a disingenuous lie."

John Sexton watched the interview. He says that watching LeMon is an "uncomfortable" experience.

I don't think he's letting out any secrets there. I think we've known that about LeMon for a while.

After asking Musk about his admitted use of (prescribed) ketamine as an alternative to anti-depressants -- with LeMon trying to suggest he's a druggie who shouldn't be allowed to run his own companies -- LeMon got nastier:

I think the conversation might have recovered from that but Lemon's next series of questions was about the Great Replacement Theory. There was an interesting exchange for a minute or two but it ends with Lemon basically accusing Musk of agreeing with neo-Nazis who have gone on shooting sprees. And at that point (just over 30 minutes in) Musk is clearly starting to regret agreeing to the interview. "Don, the only reason I'm doing this interview is because you're on the X platform and you asked for it. Otherwise I would not do this interview."
And things got worse from there. Lemon pushed Musk on the idea that X isn't doing enough content moderation. Musk argued that X removes content which is illegal but, beyond that, he believes in freedom of speech. Lemon provided Musk with examples of a few "hateful" posts which he said had been up for a while. "Are they illegal?" Musk asked?
"They're not illegal but they're hateful and they can lead to violence," Lemon replied.
"So, Don, you love censorship, is what you're saying," Musk said.
No, I don't love censorship," Lemon replied. He added, "I believe in moderation but..."
"Moderation is a propaganda word for censorship," Musk interjected. "Look if something is illegal, we'll take it down. But if it's not illegal then we're putting our thumb on the scale or being censors."
"You're putting your thumb on the scale for moderating hate speech? I mean, you don't put out child pornography," Lemon said, sounding confused.
"It's illegal," Musk said.
"Some people would say that's considered censorship," Lemon replied as if Musk wasn't being perfectly consistent with what he's said.

There you go: LeMon says that blocking child porn is "censorship."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:09 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 06:09 PM (Wnv9h)

2 Has he found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2024 06:09 PM (6pESV)

3 It's the best card to play

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)

5 I would be glad if very wealthy whiner Don Lemon
would just go away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2024 06:10 PM (Qk+gD)

6 Don Lemon is trying for edgy but only achieving dumbassery.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2024 06:11 PM (qeiBW)

7 I don't know but I really miss water boarding.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:11 PM (djLbh)

8 He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

A Fraidnought?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Wnv9h)

9 Who'dathunkit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:12 PM (YFoj8)

10 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2024 06:13 PM (T4tVD)

11 There's no such thing as hate speech.
There is only speech.
There is no love speech, mild affection speech, sorta irritated speech or even slightly miffed speech.
There is only speech.
Deal with it.

Posted by: Ask the founders at March 19, 2024 06:13 PM (6pESV)

12 Ace is posting from the future again, I see.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 19, 2024 06:13 PM (LDkY9)

13 So close to pride month, so close to pride month!?!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at March 19, 2024 06:13 PM (DZByK)

14 >>>"What's the opposite of a Juggernaut?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:09 PM

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African Queen?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 19, 2024 06:13 PM (wzAuc)

15 >>>what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

A nautjugger. Actually suits him.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 19, 2024 06:14 PM (CwhoI)

16 Juggernaut>Jugger naught

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:14 PM (djLbh)

17 Don LeMon Plays the Race Card, Claims Musk Walked Away From the Would-Be Deal Because LeMon "Doesn't Look Like" Musk

Weird, them both being African and all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:14 PM (aD39U)

18 Elon Musk- African.
Don Melonhead- not so much.

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at March 19, 2024 06:14 PM (hirWM)

19 Musk is African. Lemoan is not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (PComA)

20 He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?
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Black hole?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (DeFcY)

21 Lemon is alot like hamas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (YFoj8)

22 It is obvious lemon is pro child pornography. Otherwise he would have never brought that up. Typical fag pervert.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (pohLc)

23
Gee Don, it's real simple: when your ratings trail those of the average YouTube Blackhead Squeezing video, ... it's you.

Posted by: Lance LaBeouf, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlmen at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (FlRtG)

24 Lesson learned for Elon. Do don't any favors for leftists. Sooner or later, they always bite the hand that feeds them.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (CwhoI)

25 Juggernaut / Nut Chugger.

Eh. not great. (shrug) Gonna hit poat anyway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (MvA9C)

26 Don LeMon has been demoted and then fired by CNN. He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

The word is milquetoast.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #11 at March 19, 2024 06:15 PM (qfLjt)

27 Musk said the Lemon could host his program on X if he wants and get paid based on his audience like everyone else.

Posted by: polynikes at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

28 Among Us can be fun if voting is quick.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (IG7T0)

29 Loadnaut?

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (iziT8)

30 Some hot African-American on African-American action there.

Posted by: Hubba hubba at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (6pESV)

31 I read once that ISIS used power drills to torture people.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (djLbh)

32 There you go: LeMon says that blocking child porn is "censorship."

Well, it just makes it harder to get.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (0eaVi)

33 Musk said the Lemon could host his program on X if he wants and get paid based on his audience like everyone else.
Posted by: polynikes at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

Ace should host a show on X.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:16 PM (aD39U)

34 The racist looks at Don Lemon in the mirror.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (gxokI)

35 Ace likes his anonimity

Posted by: Jamaica at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (IG7T0)

36 Willowed:

Didn't she get punched by Nic Cage in the terrible Wicker Man remake?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 19, 2024 05:51 PM (DeFcY)

I saw it on Criterion this weekend, and I think Cage's "Wicker Man" is due for a reevaluation.

The times have caught up to it.

The OG WM was about a conservative, uptight Christian cop who deserved to get BBQ'd because he was an uptight Christian conservative.

The remake plays a bit like a reverse "The Handmaiden's Tale", and is about a normal, virile cop who's tricked using his honorable and protective instincts into getting BBQ'd specialcally because he is a normal virile guy.

Check it out. It's time has come.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (nFnyb)

37 Charlize Theron- African.
Don Lemon Curd- not so much.

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (hirWM)

38 As a white man currently identifying as black I would like to say, Don Lemon does not speak for me.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 19, 2024 06:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

39 Ace likes his anonimity
Posted by: Jamaica at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (IG7T0)

He's been on TV, though not with his real name.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:18 PM (aD39U)

40 With 80,000 missing trafficked children the pedo ain't having to search too hard.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:18 PM (YFoj8)

41 Now it's that Musk was super-keen on having this talent-vacuum and anti-charisma nobody with Dead Eyes attend the Consumer Electronics Show (a convention where tech companies exhibit their wares)

wares such as don lemon?

Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2024 06:18 PM (v3pYe)

42 There lemon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:19 PM (aD39U)

43 LEMON: The possibility of Don Lemon being unpredictable and erratic, yeah. Of course we all knew that. I went into this with my anus wide open. I've interviewed many world leaders, presidents to convicts, and none of them want to getsensitive or touchy with me, especially not Elon Musk. I'm not used to having to answer to anyone, especially someone who, unlike me, is successful, has a career and who doesn't like to get pounded in the ass seven ways to Sunday by another man. You know what I'm saying?

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 19, 2024 06:19 PM (N66D6)

44 Read Paul’s letter to the Romans.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2024 06:20 PM (NxC5+)

45 Musk obviously has more business brains than I do, but it amazes me that he decided to offer Lemon a paid job. Who does Lemon appeal to, gay black leftist idiots and a few drunk housewives? Guys like him and Obermann to name two of many are toxic idiots who will screw up any network or platform they're on . Avoid like the plague

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2024 06:20 PM (5q0pY)

46 Looking forward to seeing "anonimity" used in a limerick.

Posted by: Rubs hands in glee at March 19, 2024 06:21 PM (6pESV)

47 Ace likes his anonimity
Posted by: Jamaica at March 19, 2024 06:17 PM (IG7T0)

He's been on TV, though not with his real name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:18 PM (aD39U)

Wait. What?

Ace's real name isn't Mumbles McEwok?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2024 06:21 PM (nFnyb)

48 LeMon needs to be permanently canceled. And forced to setup a cock sucking op under some bridge in a cardboard box that doubles as his hovel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

49 Good lord, I hadn't heard the censorship exchange.

Lemon exposed himself intellectually when he couldn't understand Musk's simple point that illegals are counted for the Census, and those numbers are used for Congressional apportionment. I thought that was bad enough. But, YOu bLoCk cHilD porN and NOt CoNSERVaTIVE speeCh. ChECkMate," is just breathtaking.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

50 Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2024 06:20 PM (5q0pY)

Did he offer it or were they in negotiations?

Posted by: polynikes at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (MNhXM)

51 " Musk obviously has more business brains than I do, but it amazes me that he decided to offer Lemon a paid job. Who does Lemon appeal to, gay black leftist idiots and a few drunk housewives? Guys like him and Obermann to name two of many are toxic idiots who will screw up any network or platform they're on . Avoid like the plague "

Both Musk and Trump make weird decisions. I've noticed.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (iziT8)

52 IIRC, Ace's visage was likened to a mumbling hairy gourd.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (aD39U)

53 > I read once that ISIS used power drills to torture people.

So did the IRA.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (Odg76)

54 Man, even the thought of anyone swanning about a CNN studio gives me the creeps.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:23 PM (rj6Yv)

55 LeMon needs to be permanently canceled. And forced to setup a cock sucking op under some bridge in a cardboard box that doubles as his hovel.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

Forced?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2024 06:23 PM (0eaVi)

56 Guys like him and Obermann to name two of many are toxic idiots who will screw up any network or platform they're on . Avoid like the plague
Posted by: Smell the Glove

If I were to 'steelman' it, Musk isn't the only person at Twitter/X. He has to hire managers to oversee the day to day stuff. So, he probably let some 'talent' guy pick Le Mon and let him fail to make a statement to the rest of the org. As in "Don't fucking do that again."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2024 06:23 PM (IG4Id)

57 @50 I read that he offered a paid show but the demands by Lemon were nuts and after the interview Musk said he could keep posting on x but with the same terms as everyone else

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2024 06:24 PM (5q0pY)

58 Don Lemon is apparently unfamiliar with the concept of "overplaying your hand."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2024 06:24 PM (bxG2l)

59 The Mumbling Hairy Gourd was panned by critcs when it opened way off Broadway in '99. Interesting costumes, however.

Posted by: Snooty Theater Critic at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (6pESV)

60 I read once that ISIS used power drills to torture people.

So did the IRA.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (Odg76)

So did dentists.

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (T4tVD)

61 I saw the interview - Don Lemon came off unlikable - like cannonball in the face unlikeable...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (K+UlC)

62 Well...he's OUR mumbling hairy gourd.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (iziT8)

63 Maybe it's age-ism, Don? Because you are definitely aging like salad. You're starting to look like Joan Rivers.
______
What have you got against Joan Rivers?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (1bNHn)

64 It was very apparent Don Lemon attempted to intimidate Elon Musk during his interview. He tried to sweat Musk and stress him out. Musk took a page from Trumps playbook and in the end it was Lemon who was visually stressing...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (djLbh)

65 In all of the media spectrum
Don gives us what we would expect from
A talentless hack
Who ain't comin' back
He took Musk's job offers and rectum

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 19, 2024 06:26 PM (N66D6)

66 If da finger do stink, you must fire the twink.

Posted by: Johnnie Cochrane at March 19, 2024 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

67 60 I read once that ISIS used power drills to torture people.

So did the IRA.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (Odg76)

So did dentists.
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2024 06:25 PM (T4tVD)

Me too

Posted by: Moe Howard at March 19, 2024 06:27 PM (djLbh)

68 Elon Musk just committed GayGenocide, peeple!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2024 06:27 PM (bxG2l)

69 He's a sinkhole. A ratings sinkhole.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (xakWh)

70 He's not used to being held to account. He's not used to having to answer to anyone, especially someone like me who doesn't share his worldview, who doesn't look like him. You know what I'm saying?

The time to hold someone to account is not when you are unemployed and in the middle of a multimillion dollar contract negotiation. Unless your plan was to shank Elon in an interview and parlay that into a week on the talk show circuit, a book deal, and a job at MSNBC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (jtTfW)

71 51

Both Musk and Trump make weird decisions. I've noticed.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 06:22 PM (iziT

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It's a strategy in 12-dimnsional chess!

Posted by: Ciampino - Tic Tac Toe at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (qfLjt)

72 >>You're starting to look like Joan Rivers.

I saw a bit of his Musk interview yesterday and first thing that popped into my mind was Lemon is starting to look like a middle aged lesbian.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

73 "Elon Musk just committed GayGenocide, peeple!"

And I feel just crappy about it.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (iziT8)

74 For some reason, I have an image of Elon Musk saying Pablano Peppers in a manner reminiscent of Tony Montana to Don LeMon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2024 06:29 PM (XV/Pl)

75 Devoid of any family values.
Is The Don Lemon a teddy bear with people he likes?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 19, 2024 06:30 PM (J8LnB)

76 Unless your plan was to shank Elon in an interview and parlay that into a week on the talk show circuit, a book deal, and a job at MSNBC.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (jtTfW)
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We shouldn't give him any ideas. He's unstable enough as it is...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

77 I think it's just common sense that you not go into any interaction with Elon Musk assuming you're the smartest guy in the room.

In LeMon's case, it's common sense to assume you're not smarter than the furniture.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2024 06:31 PM (CsUN+)

78 He's a sinkhole. A ratings sinkhole.
Posted by: tsj017 at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (xakWh)

So, a very shallow sinkhole, right?

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)

79 Lemon's IQ has much in common with a flea's scrotum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (pohLc)

80 I like watching reels on Facebook where land owners use steel traps to catch gangs of Ferrel hogs. As soon as the trap door springs shut its crazyville roundup time. Yee Haw

the traps look kind of like the fence that surrounds the White House

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (djLbh)

81 Lemon, taking a little longer to go down the Shep Smith trail.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (YFoj8)

82 Elon Musk pulled the plug on partnership with Don Lemon because axed CNN host demanded 'first podcast in space, control of X news content - and a Tesla cybertruck

https://tinyurl.com/5n6n86kb

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

83 Isn't the X ceo a leftist, or at least a Democrat? And many say there is still a lot of censorship. Especially of the China stuff (since Musk is making money with his cars there).

But certainly it is better than the previous BigTech friends of the DeepState.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

84 Musk's decision to "hire" LeMon was probably (IMO) due to the constant leftist drumbeat that Musk is anti-1A because leftists are being ratioed on X due to dumbfuckery.

So... let LeMon come on and prove the dumbfuckery.

Musk - 1
LeMon - 0

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2024 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

85 Lemon, taking a little longer to go down the Shep Smith trail.

Who?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2024 06:33 PM (CsUN+)

86 What's the opposite of a juggernaught?

A Madam Web

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2024 06:33 PM (LX4y3)

87 @79 you'll be hearing from our attorneys -Flea Scrotum United

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2024 06:33 PM (5q0pY)

88 I think the most telling thing here is the "he's not used to be held to account..". Because that's what journalisming like Lemon does is - holding people to account. Hah!

That Elon Musk must answer to Don Lemon!

Dude. Get over yourself. All the rest of us have.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2024 06:33 PM (IFNME)

89 OT-Comedian makes fun of left wing speech controllers and does it regarding St. Patrick's Day:

https://tinyurl.com/55k4hwm8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2024 06:34 PM (DCNcI)

90 Was Chubb Insurance illegally threatened by James to back off of giving Trump his bond regarding the NYC consumer fine? Its beginning to look that way.

Even MSNBC is crowing tonight that Chubb was frightened off by James and the AG office to prevent a bond offering. So... that's illegal.

Does MSNBC and AG James understand that this is a class A felony to obstruct a defendant's right to address a charge?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2024 06:34 PM (K+UlC)

91 Lemon versus Musk is like an ant against King Kong. It is not fair but I bet lemon thinks he won.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 19, 2024 06:34 PM (17s+e)

92 That sure sounds like an incoming lawsuit to me. And elon musk ain't afraid to deploy his lawyers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (QNSds)

93 He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

X-Men has the answer.

The one who can't be stopped once he's moving is Juggernaut.

The one who can't be moved once he's stopped is The Blob.

So, Don Lemon is a ratings blob.

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (DgGvY)

94 Lemon (fruit) > Lemon (car) > lemon (Don)

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (jsVJ0)

95 Why would anyone talk to Don LeMon, let alone a guy as busy as Elon Musk? He’s a scathingly irritating stew of stupid and arrogant, so stubbornly attached to not knowing shit, and People is such a vapid magazine that it still talks to this fucktard. I would rather talk to a bum sitting in his own piss.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (tRd71)

96 I think X should publish a list of Don Lemon's demands. Then if anyone had a smidgeon of balls, they'd ask Don Lemon about it - say Don - did you need a free cybertruck to host a show on X? Hey Don, what's with demanding stock options?

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (nLFEI)

97 Lemon will have the shelf life of a Yanev

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (YFoj8)

98 Yeah, asking Got Ya questions, of your future boss, is the way to just OWN an interview!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

99

Don Lemon, another queer, and a truck driver are sitting at a bar on all-you-can-eat chili night.

Don Lemon: *whoosh*

The other queer: *whoosh*

Truck driver: *braaaaap*

Don Lemon and the other queer, in unison: Virgin!

Posted by: Old, Old Joke at March 19, 2024 06:36 PM (dtlw7)

100 Don LeMon has been demoted and then fired by CNN. He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

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Bloodbath?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:37 PM (dGCAG)

101 You forgot to mention that Lemon asked for "a private jet flight to Las Vegas, a suite for him and his fiancé, and that the company pay for their drinking and massages"

Messages = hookers. Male hookers.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 19, 2024 06:37 PM (nLFEI)

102 Lemon versus Musk is like an ant against King Kong. It is not fair but I bet lemon thinks he won.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 19, 2024 06:34 PM (17s+e)

Yes, D'LeMon is an ant, but he has high hopes.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:37 PM (rj6Yv)

103 Does MSNBC and AG James understand that this is a class A felony to obstruct a defendant's right to address a charge?
Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2024 06:34 PM (K+UlC)

Oh I am sure they are worried they will catch a case from the SDNY.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2024 06:37 PM (IFNME)

104 93 He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

X-Men has the answer.

The one who can't be stopped once he's moving is Juggernaut.

The one who can't be moved once he's stopped is The Blob.

So, Don Lemon is a ratings blob.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 06:35 PM (DgGvY)

/bows
Your Nerd Fu is strong!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 06:37 PM (xaFKb)

105 The Don first got trained to waterboard then he interviewed Musk.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (J8LnB)

106 Don, Don, Donny Boy. Trying to match wits with Elon Musk?

And you, Elon. Stop it. He's already dead.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (wBaIH)

107 X-Men has the answer.

The one who can't be stopped once he's moving is Juggernaut.
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Content warning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ghSzgxnkWU

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (DeFcY)

108 What's the opposite of juggernaut?

Black hole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (5q0pY)

109 " the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (YFoj8)

110 I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Posted by: Marvel's The Juggernaut, of X-Men fame at March 19, 2024 06:39 PM (+6Zao)

111 Musk just doesn't like black holes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 19, 2024 06:39 PM (FVME7)

112 I like watching reels on Facebook where land owners use steel traps to catch gangs of Ferrel hogs. As soon as the trap door springs shut its crazyville roundup time. Yee Haw

the traps look kind of like the fence that surrounds the White House
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:32 PM (djLbh)

Can you shoot Ferrel hogs at will?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:39 PM (tkR6S)

113 dude plays the same old victim card. It is worn thin LeMon. time to fade away

Posted by: feds are here to help at March 19, 2024 06:40 PM (FAQlI)

114 I like the part where he demanded to be appointed Trust and Safety Czar over all news on Twitter

That's ... that is one huge, inflated ego.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2024 06:40 PM (yikga)

115 AOP, yes, anytime anywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:40 PM (YFoj8)

116 Can you shoot Ferrel hogs at will?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:39 PM (tkR6S)

Most Game and Fish departments hate them, so yes, in most places.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2024 06:40 PM (pohLc)

117 The homosexual black card is maxxed out. Lemon needs to go tranny if he wants to keep his "xer is keeping me down" street cred.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

118 Can you shoot Ferrel hogs at will?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:39 PM

Sure but Will tends to get pi$$ed off when you do that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2024 06:41 PM (QNSds)

119 You know 32 seconds into Musks interview with Lemon he was prolly thinking to himself , Dear Lord this guy is an asshole fuck him. I wouldn't hire him to moderate a Keith Olberdouche thread.. Musk def had a look on his face,,,

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:42 PM (djLbh)

120 I really get tired of shitheads like Lemon. He can take his racist crap and shove it up his black ass. piss off you wimp.
I had a clerk typist in my section in the army with more integrity, courage, and intelligence than that fool. She was black, 5' 2" and 105 lbs of attitude. Lemon can't hold a candle to her.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2024 06:42 PM (W/lyH)

121 Don Lemon demanded the sun, the moon and the stars from the SpaceX boss

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I also demand Uranus!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2024 06:42 PM (V4dDN)

122 what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

Nuggernaut.

Although, I may have some vowels messed up somewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2024 06:42 PM (ufFY8)

123 " ... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?"

on the old Rowan & Martin Laugh In there was a character wearing a yellow rain slicker and sou'wester hat riding on a kid's tricycle who would suddenly fall over sideways.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (PFYt9)

124 (willowed, from the SCOTUS/Texas thread...)

U.S. Constitution. Article 1, Section 10.

"...No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay. emphasis, mine

In that Gov. Abbott *HAS* issued the Legal Proclamation that this IS "an Invasion", then the force of this in the U.S. Constitution DOES give the State a higher and more immediate power, than the distant Seat of the Federal Government.

Further, there is NOTHING in Art.1 Sec.10., that gives the U.S. Government ANY Powers, to Un-Decree the Governor's Decree of Invasion.

Should the U.S. Government send in Agents or Forces to override the Governor's Orders, it shall be THAT Federal Government which is the Party acting outside the boundaries of it's own Constitution and Laws.

But, that won't surprise anyone here....

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (e6UQI)

125 LayMon said he was going to release the whole video on Youtube.

Has he?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

126 Damn, lemon does look like a lez.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (IG7T0)

127 Good early evening, everyone. Reading the content up top, Don LeMon must think that when a faggot prances all and sundry should clap and kneel instead of firing the stupid git for poor performance and dissing his boss live in an interview.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (MsrgL)

128 Sure but Will tends to get pi$$ed off when you do that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2024 06:41 PM (QNSds)

somebody got it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (tkR6S)

129 Next time I see a D'LeMon thread, I'm bringing alcohol wipes and a case of Lysol spray.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

130 I used to identify as a Quadriplegic Black Hispanic Female with a Chinese surname. Then I got better and have improved to being merely a Handicapped Black Hispanic Female with a Chinese surname.

Posted by: LaQuisha de la Wong at March 19, 2024 06:44 PM (8uzBS)

131 The discussions between James office and Chubb officials needs to be subpoenaed immediately in an interlocal appeal to any ruling regarding this case.

If it is discovered that, as is suspected, there was collusions between both parties with regards to withholding a bond offering, then Jame's office and those involved need to be prosecuted and the case needs to be dropped immediately.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2024 06:45 PM (K+UlC)

132 I like the part where he demanded to be appointed Trust and Safety Czar over all news on Twitter

That's ... that is one huge, inflated ego.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2024 06:40 PM (yikga)

He had to know Musk would tell him to go F himself. I smell a rat here.

I'm not sure why Musk would "hire" the guy in the first place. I don't understand that platform. Who is paying whom, and for what?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

133 The balls on this deranged MF, they smell

Posted by: Holden Dix at March 19, 2024 06:45 PM (NtVYv)

134 Every thing with this Le Mon character boils down to assplay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2024 06:45 PM (V3jwE)

135 Musk pulled Don's plug? Yeek

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at March 19, 2024 06:45 PM (hirWM)

136 Sure but Will tends to get pi$$ed off when you do that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2024 06:41 PM (QNSds)

But he's not funny, so I'll start at once, Admiral.

Posted by: Gridley at March 19, 2024 06:46 PM (0eaVi)

137 In that Gov. Abbott *HAS* issued the Legal Proclamation that this IS "an Invasion", then the force of this in the U.S. Constitution DOES give the State a higher and more immediate power, than the distant Seat of the Federal Government.

But, that won't surprise anyone here....

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2024 06:43 PM (e6UQI)
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Kari Lake said the same thing, that she planned to do those very steps. And, she magically lost the AZ election. Funny how that works out

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

138 There you go: LeMon says that blocking child porn is "censorship."

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And blacklisting anybody he doesn't like is moderation. I can see why Musk gave him the heave-ho. You can't cure that sort of stupid.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2024 06:46 PM (unUNN)

139 LeMon is the guy who always seems to get a shot, then crashes and burns.

In a puddle of sperm.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2024 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

140 68 Elon Musk just committed GayGenocide, peeple!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2024 06:27 PM (bxG2l)

Gaynocide!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (DTX3h)

141 Don lost a plane in Uranus ?

Posted by: Holden Dix at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (NtVYv)

142 Was Chubb Insurance illegally threatened by James to back off of giving Trump his bond regarding the NYC consumer fine? Its beginning to look that way.

Even MSNBC is crowing tonight that Chubb was frightened off by James and the AG office to prevent a bond offering. So... that's illegal.

Does MSNBC and AG James understand that this is a class A felony to obstruct a defendant's right to address a charge?
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The only difference between her and Fannie is when the dirty laundry gets aired.
Those two are breathtakingly stupid, vicious and arrogant. Just like their moms.*

* Jesse Lee Peterson has taught me that's a heck of a good insult as it spins them up into a sputtering incoherent rage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (yikga)

143 what realm of knowledge, experience and ability does Jim in Galveston not have?

boiler makers on the Poop Deck for the house

Posted by: DanMan at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (8uzBS)

144 So Don LeMon is the Brie Larson of newscasters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (hPKqP)

145 Doublenaught > Juggernaut > Lemonnaut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

146 When life gives you Lemons, keep them out of your ass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2024 06:49 PM (NtVYv)

147 Don Lemon was one of those participation trophy kids on a sarcastaball team and his mom gave out the trophy's

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:49 PM (djLbh)

148 If you bitch about blocking kid diddlers, you are interested in fucking kids. Full stop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 19, 2024 06:49 PM (R4t5M)

149 Anyone bother to ask dear old Don if the children had agency, that they were of an age they could consent to being filmed/photographed for pornographic purposes?

Stupid doesn't begin to describe the gravity bending denseness of Don.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

150 109 " the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat"
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:38 PM (YFoj

The tree is very pretty though.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 19, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)

151 Jeebus, Don,

I can see the ball marks on your chin. Can you wash your face and gargle before your next job interview.

- Don's interview coach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 06:50 PM (pcG5m)

152 Kari Lake said the same thing, that she planned to do those very steps. And, she magically lost the AZ election. Funny how that works out
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

But if you listen to some of the ninnies who show up here, they'll tell you Lake lost because she's divisive, and Trump said puthy, and the Supreme Court kicked abortion law back to the states, and Republicans who don't shut up about it will lose their elections, they sure will. Fair and square too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:51 PM (dGCAG)

153 Next time I see a D'LeMon thread, I'm bringing alcohol wipes and a case of Lysol spray.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)
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Best nuke it from orbit...just to be sure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2024 06:51 PM (BpYfr)

154 That boy ain't playin' with a full deck.

Posted by: jsg at March 19, 2024 06:51 PM (j0Uz8)

155 @ 90, very interesting!

I kind of assumed that that would be going on. nice to get it confirmed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 19, 2024 06:51 PM (PFYt9)

156 Next time I see a D'LeMon thread, I'm bringing alcohol wipes and a case of Lysol spray.
Posted by: mrp

Did Don LeMon touch you? Show us on the doll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (hPKqP)

157 The only difference between her and Fannie is when the dirty laundry gets aired.
Those two are breathtakingly stupid, vicious and arrogant. Just like their moms.*

* Jesse Lee Peterson has taught me that's a heck of a good insult as it spins them up into a sputtering incoherent rage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (yikga)

They may not know who their fathers are. Lot of that going around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (tkR6S)

158 OT-This surprised me. Hundreds of Jewish actors and actresses sign letter protesting Oscar winners anti Israel speech:

https://tinyurl.com/3ayucjh3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (DCNcI)

159 basically accusing Musk of agreeing with neo-Nazis who have gone on shooting sprees.
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Actually, Lemon lied that all [most??] of all the mass shootings of the past years have been rightwingers.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

160 Don Lemon was one of those participation trophy kids on a sarcastaball team and his mom gave out the trophy's
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:49 PM (djLbh)
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Or at least consolation handies to the losers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (BpYfr)

161 Elon Musk has a right not to like Don LeMon's high yellow ass because it has too much or too little yellow. Or the sugar in his tank. Or the way he burps when sucking The CAAK. Or because Don is a talentless faggot.

Welcome To MeatSpace pal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

162 Next time I see a D'LeMon thread, I'm bringing alcohol wipes and a case of Lysol spray.
Posted by: mrp

It's not the Book thread, so pants aren't a requirement. But they are strongly encouraged.

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 06:53 PM (DgGvY)

163 When life gives you Lemons, keep them out of your ass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I told that faggot that i identified as a lemon. A damned lemon i say. He still shoved me up his ass.

Posted by: Richard Gere's Gerbil at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (MsrgL)

164 Why Musk ever even entertained the idea of an association with that degenerate Lemon is beyond me.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (mMsvu)

165 OT-This surprised me. Hundreds of Jewish actors and actresses sign letter protesting Oscar winners anti Israel speech:

https://tinyurl.com/3ayucjh3

Calm yer boobies. They will still vote for joebama. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (89Sog)

166 Don LeMon has been demoted and then fired by CNN. He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?

Anchor? Ironic, as he was also employed as one.

Millstone, maybe.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (ycI94)

167 * Jesse Lee Peterson has taught me that's a heck of a good insult as it spins them up into a sputtering incoherent rage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2024 06:48 PM (yikga)

You could add "but unlike you, when your mom walked out I sort of missed her"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (D7oie)

168 Ace

Don LeMon is ratings poison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (hPKqP)

169 Lemon was dropped on his head as an infant.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (YFoj8)

170 If you bitch about blocking kid diddlers, you are interested in fucking kids. Full stop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 19, 2024 06:49 PM (R4t5M)

Did I miss something? I don't think that was the argument. Musk said he draws the line on censoring illegal activity.

Lemon then tried to conflate kiddie pron with "moderation," and Musk then reminded him, it's illegal! Unlike for example, saying Hitler did nothing wrong. Or Hamas was right to kill and rape Israeli women and children.

Those things aren't illegal, and Musk is not going to "moderate" that kind of speech. He's going to censor illegal "speech," like kiddie pron.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

171 He's a sinkhole. A ratings sinkhole.
Posted by: tsj017 at March 19, 2024 06:28 PM (xakWh)

So, a very shallow sinkhole, right?
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)

Not me, baby. I'm deep. BALLS deep!
-- DLem

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (/nCD+)

172 Don LeMon has been demoted and then fired by CNN. He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut

Black hole, that you can fit a plane in

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (NtVYv)

173 Lemon was dropped on his head as an infant.

Repeatedly apparently

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (hPKqP)

174 Maybe someone could ask Anderson Vanderbilt his opinion of Don's journalistic talent?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (PiwSw)

175 Next time I see a D'LeMon thread, I'm bringing alcohol wipes and a case of Lysol spray.
Posted by: mrp

Did Don LeMon touch you? Show us on the doll.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:52 PM (hPKqP)

I laughed. I cried. I cut the cable.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)

176 All of you can ~~kiss my *ss~~ smell my finger!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

177
It's not the Book thread, so pants aren't a requirement. But they are strongly encouraged.

Posted by: mikeski

How about assless chaps and bull whips?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (MsrgL)

178 Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (89Sog)

My boobies are perfectly calm, thank you, and the post had to do with support for Israel, not Joe Biden's electoral chances.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (DCNcI)

179 Don, it is possible that there is a simpler reason that you were fired.

Because You Are An Asshole.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

180 Anna. It gave him shit for brains.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (YFoj8)

181 Just seen on Twitter:

JUST IN - Don Lemon wanted free ride aboard Elon Musk's rocket to host 'first podcast in space' — NY Post

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

182 Kari Lake said the same thing, that she planned to do those very steps. And, she magically lost the AZ election. Funny how that works out
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

I'd love to see a deep dive in her opponents funding... ie where it came from (including NGOs)... because I'll bet there is Drug Cartell money there if you look.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xaFKb)

183 Black hole, that you can fit a plane in
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM

Assuming the plane could fiy there without incident.

Posted by: UAL at March 19, 2024 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

184 Don Lemon thinks Rick Wilson is hilarious.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: jsg at March 19, 2024 06:57 PM (j0Uz8)

185 I'd love to see a deep dive in her opponents funding... ie where it came from (including NGOs)... because I'll bet there is Drug Cartell money there if you look.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xaFKb)
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The drug cartels launder a ton of money through real estate in Phoenix and the surrounding suburbs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

186 Don Lemon spewed his lying shape shifter poison everyday for years. Lemon assassinated the character of many many good people. To watch him saunter around like La Tee Fuckin Da is really fucked up!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (djLbh)

187 Sources say Don Lemon wanted to have Elon's butt baby.

Posted by: News Flash! at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

188 It's not the Book thread, so pants aren't a requirement. But they are strongly encouraged.

Posted by: mikeski

How about assless chaps and bull whips?
Posted by: Sam Brinton

It's a trap!!! He's just suggesting it, because he wants some, and plans on stealing yours!!! After a good ottering, of course.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (ycI94)

189 I dare the sissy twink Lemon to walk around Chicago at night.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (17s+e)

190 My boobies are perfectly calm, thank you, and the post had to do with support for Israel, not Joe Biden's electoral chances.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (DCNcI)

Words without actions?. Hmmm....

Interesting. Explain more if you care to.

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 06:58 PM (89Sog)

191 My pаrtner and Ӏ stumbled over һere from a different page and thought I should
check things out. I like what I see so now i am following you.

Look forward to lookіng ovｅr your web page repeatedly.

Posted by: tray at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (uwBso)

192 JUST IN - Don Lemon wanted free ride aboard Elon Musk's rocket to host 'first podcast in space' — NY Post
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

Musk should offer him a free ride to the Sun, and tell him to land at night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (tkR6S)

193 How about assless chaps and bull whips?
Posted by: Sam Brinton
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*swoon*

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mapplethorpe at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

194 Why Musk ever even entertained the idea of an association with that degenerate Lemon is beyond me.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (mMsvu)

That's what I don't get. What was Musk willing to pay the guy? Anything? Are those outrageous demands from Lemon real, or is someone just making shit up?

I know the few lines of the interview that were shown already, Musk basically tells him he's only sitting down to talk to him because Lemon asked him to, and he's on Musk's platform.

In other words, Musk was making it clear, sitting down to an interview was a courtesy, and he wasn't obliged to answer any of Lemon's stupid gotcha questions.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

195 JUST IN - Don Lemon wanted free ride aboard Elon Musk's rocket to host 'first podcast in space' — NY Post
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

There ya go. Give em a one way ride to Palookaville...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (djLbh)

196 Lemon was dropped on his head as an infant.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM

Repeatedly, by the sound of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

197 The New York Post reported that the deal did not break down over LeMon's race, which, let's face it, is "mostly white."
______________

Take that back!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (DXT9A)

198 One thing that isn't being emphasized enough is that LeMon is stupid as a rock and is an affirmative!action hire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (2f03L)

199 Don LeMon is a real rocket man, right Major Tom?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (hPKqP)

200 Wow. And I just thought he came across like an incredibly smug, smarmy asshole to Musk - a guy he was effectively interviewing with for a fucking job.

Good fucking christ, man. And you thought you'd get $13 million from him for your POS show ?

I don't actually believe he thought he'd get any of that. He thought he'd put on the "tough guy" interviewer character and he would be auditioning for a new job with MSNBC or something.

What a comically dumbass move.

Posted by: deadrody at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (mbnvg)

201

Elon was way too nice to that fairy queen in that stupid interview.

Maybe he was holding back, I wouldn't have.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (et1vG)

202 uwBso

spammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (tkR6S)

203 Lemon also on his interview afterwards on CNN gave away the game on what he (and the rest of the Left) think of free speech. He said "I believe in free speech like between you and me" referring to the themselves as media/press. The he said "but" and somehow freedom of speech for other people isn't to be allowed.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (++4z6)

204 191 My pаrtner and Ӏ stumbled over һere from a different page and thought I should
check things out. I like what I see so now i am following you.

Look forward to lookіng ovｅr your web page repeatedly.
Posted by: tray at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM (uwBso)

WELCOME. Are you with any three letter agencies?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 07:01 PM (djLbh)

205 Off nuclear dog boy sock.

Nasty thing. Needs to be buried neck deep in a fire ant pile.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 19, 2024 07:01 PM (MsrgL)

206 I'd love to see a deep dive in her opponents funding... ie where it came from (including NGOs)... because I'll bet there is Drug Cartell money there if you look.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 06:56 PM (xaFKb)

Well, Pfizer is a drug cartel, and I'm sure they funded her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2024 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

207 One thing that isn't being emphasized enough is that LeMon is stupid as a rock and is an affirmative!action hire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (2f03L)
---------------

You'll be hearing from our lawyers, sir! This calumny shall not stand!

Posted by: Pet Rocks United at March 19, 2024 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

208 Partner is probably BOB

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 07:01 PM (hPKqP)

209 Was Elon munching on an apple during this?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (W4uN5)

210 Posted by: tray at March 19, 2024 06:59 PM

You, sir, are no lace wigs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (Wnv9h)

211 Wild hogs are feral, not ferrel.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

212 Why Musk ever even entertained the idea of an association with that degenerate Lemon is beyond me.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (mMsvu)

I think Dapper Don is just stupid enough to believe that being allowed on X was the same as being hired on a network.

That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (RLLZj)

213 Failurenaught? Unemploymentnaught?

Posted by: Paco at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (njExo)

214 CBD, it's seen said seven ways from Sunday

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (YFoj8)

215 Welcome Tray! We is watching as you am following.

Posted by: News Flash! at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (vFG9F)

216 The he said "but" and somehow freedom of speech for other people isn't to be allowed.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (++4z6)'

He likes Big Buts

Posted by: jsg at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (j0Uz8)

217 right Major Tom?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (hPKqP)

Is that my cue?

Posted by: Peter Schilling at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (8sMut)

218 right Major Tom?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 07:00 PM (hPKqP)

Or mine?

Posted by: David Bowie at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (8sMut)

219 Elon sure is learning some hard lessons about people.

Posted by: Paco at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (njExo)

220 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (Wnv9h)

221 Also what is hateful and racist about The Great Replacement Theory?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (++4z6)

222 211 Wild hogs are feral, not ferrel.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Maybe so. But the typo is funnier than the actual ferrel.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (RLLZj)

223 Also what is hateful and racist about The Great Replacement Theory?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM

That we noticed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (Wnv9h)

224 Welcome. Tray. Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (YFoj8)

225 Elon was way too nice to that fairy queen

Do we deserve that?

Posted by: Dairy Queen at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (8sMut)

226 Don maybe needs to shut up. How many jobs has he talked his way out of, now? 3? 4?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

227 Did someone just tell Fen to calm her tits?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM (xK2Dd)

228 We've lost contact with Major Tom.

Posted by: Ground Control at March 19, 2024 07:05 PM (rj6Yv)

229 221 Also what is hateful and racist about The Great Replacement Theory?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 19, 2024 07:03 PM (++4z6)

Nothing. This is what happens when the people forfeit the confidence of the government. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Bertolt Brecht at March 19, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)

230 Bowie ear worm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 19, 2024 07:06 PM (k7KHO)

231 228 We've lost contact with Major Tom.
Posted by: Ground Control

I'll take my protein shake and put my ball gag on.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2024 07:06 PM (ycI94)

232 11 Wild hogs are feral, not ferrel.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh sorry I was thinking of my aluminum house gutter hanging days. We used spikes and Ferrules

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 19, 2024 07:07 PM (djLbh)

233 I'll take my protein shake and put my ball gag on.
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2024 07:06 PM (ycI94)

Planet Earth is Blue and there’s nothing I can do

Posted by: Maj Tom at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM (8sMut)

234 Did someone just tell Fen to calm her tits?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:04 PM

Appears that way. Silly noob.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

235
Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM (iziT8)

236 "Did someone just tell Fen to calm her tits?"

I was being sarcastic in trying to point out that signing a letter doesn't mean anything at all without taking some concrete action supporting Israel.

FWIW an YMMV.

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM (89Sog)

237 OK, who else zoomed up to Utube and is listening to Space Oddity?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM (PiwSw)

238 I believe she was, in fact, told to hakuna her tatas.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM (/nCD+)

239 228 We've lost contact with Major Tom.
Posted by: Ground Control at March 19, 2024 07:05 PM (rj6Yv)

Reporting for duty !

Posted by: Colonel Lingus at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM (j0Uz8)

240 Lemon's huge balloon of self-regard appears to be indestructible. He could be given daily humility shots and I don't think it would do the least bit of good.

Posted by: Paco at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM (njExo)

241 Golden years wop wop wop

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM (iziT8)

242 Maybe a black hole swallowed his career?

Posted by: Goodjay at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM (f+Zzs)

243 OK, who else zoomed up to Utube and is listening to Space Oddity?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2024 07:08 PM

*raises hand*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)

244 Nothing to do with Mr. Lemon but shocking none the less. (in case it hasn't been covered, or maybe I haven't been paying attention). Turns out it's part of a trend. How insulting for Minorities.

"Washington Supreme Court Rules Bar Exam
Negatively Impacts Minorities, Will No
Longer Require It For Lawyers"

https://tinyurl.com/3699p3a3

Posted by: javems at March 19, 2024 07:10 PM (8I4hW)

245 Did someone just tell Fen to calm her tits?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, it's gone after her 3 or 4 times, that I've seen. It has a new nickname every time. But the writing style is consistent.

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 07:11 PM (DgGvY)

246 I believe she was, in fact, told to hakuna her tatas.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2024 07:09 PM

Stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2024 07:11 PM (Wnv9h)

247 Yeah, it's gone after her 3 or 4 times, that I've seen. It has a new nickname every time. But the writing style is consistent.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 07:11 PM (DgGvY)

I've been using this name for a few months now. Can you perhaps point out these other instances?

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 07:12 PM (89Sog)

248 Snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:13 PM (LzLXY)

249 oh OH ... it moved.

Desantis says that haitian migrants will go to martha's vinyard if biden blocks deportation.

Where was this Desantis during the primaries? ...and who needs that blue pill anyways.

Posted by: ET at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (ZcDIu)

250 I've been using this name for a few months now. Can you perhaps point out these other instances?
Posted by: Outside of Life

For the record, I thought it was kinda funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (LzLXY)

251 Snort
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:13 PM

I'm glad you appreciated my comment, nurse. A couple of others didn't seem to.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

252 248 Snort
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2024 07:13 PM (LzLXY)

Right ?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (j0Uz8)

253 I've been using this name for a few months now. Can you perhaps point out these other instances?
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 07:12 PM (89Sog)

I believe Mikeski may have you conflated with ScoggDog, who often goes after Fen, usually with a new nick every day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (tkR6S)

254 173 Lemon was dropped on his head as an infant.

Repeatedly apparently
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2024 06:55 PM (hPKqP)

dropped implies it was accidental

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2024 07:16 PM (z+89e)

255 MSN Headline right now that says out loud, what they are not supposed to say.

Jack Smith is convincing Americans that Trump is Guilty.

Uh... does that not mean this is a political prosecution? And would constitute Jury tampering?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 07:16 PM (xaFKb)

256 Imagine Don LeMon at your homeowner's association meeting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2024 07:16 PM (Q4IgG)

257 "I believe Mikeski may have you conflated with ScoggDog, who often goes after Fen, usually with a new nick every day."

What a dick.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 07:16 PM (iziT8)

258 Imagine Don LeMon at your homeowner's association meeting.

Imagine him as the HOA president.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2024 07:17 PM (rj6Yv)

259 Engaging a troll.is like catnip to some.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2024 07:17 PM (YFoj8)

260 nood otters morans

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2024 07:17 PM (iziT8)

261 dropped implies it was accidental
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2024 07:16 PM (z+89e)

Maybe his umbilical was a bungee cord...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 07:17 PM (tkR6S)

262 Elon Musk was born in Africa.

Don Lemon was born in Louisiana.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2024 07:19 PM (+oR7L)

263 I believe Mikeski may have you conflated with ScoggDog, who often goes after Fen, usually with a new nick every day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 07:14 PM (tkR6S)

Poor Scoggy. He just can't seen to catch any love.

Que sera sera...

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 19, 2024 07:19 PM (89Sog)

264 "Washington Supreme Court Rules Bar Exam
Negatively Impacts Minorities, Will No
Longer Require It For Lawyers"

https://tinyurl.com/3699p3a3
Posted by: javems at March 19, 2024 07:10 PM (8I4hW)

Next? No Medical degree for Doctors?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 07:19 PM (xaFKb)

265 I believe the opposite of a juggernaut is a juggernaut-bitch.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2024 07:20 PM (V3F+L)

266 A tip from Ted Lieu.

MAZE
@mazemoore
Ted Lieu - The best way to combat fake news is for people to watch MSNBC because they report real news all the time.

-
Just stay away from CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 19, 2024 07:20 PM (FVME7)

267 Yikes! This Princess Kate thing is worse than I thought!

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
Straightforward from here:
1. Kate surfaces, files for divorce, denounces Royal Family.
2. Forms new political party committed to a republican Britain. "The Crown is over."
3. Anti-monarchy Labourites and normal Tories join.
4. Prime Minister Kate Middleton.
5. Goodbye monarchy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 19, 2024 07:23 PM (FVME7)

268 Dip.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 19, 2024 07:28 PM (ztQ7U)

269 I believe Mikeski may have you conflated with ScoggDog, who often goes after Fen, usually with a new nick every day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Poor Scoggy. He just can't seen to catch any love.
Que sera sera...
Posted by: Outside of Life

Deepest apologies for confusing the two of you. That's probably worse than being confused with Don Lemon.

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 07:34 PM (DgGvY)

270 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you LeMon, reject the contract demands before you make the interview.

Posted by: Sam at March 19, 2024 07:55 PM (7jMef)

271 Pssst...Senor LeMon...only ONE of you is even an "African -American"

Posted by: birdog at March 19, 2024 07:56 PM (+Fkyb)

272 Juggernaut is an uncontrolled cart going down hill. So the opposite would be a cart with one wheel missing, on the side of the road, on a flat plain.

Posted by: Eric2 at March 19, 2024 07:57 PM (q7Vou)

273 People say all kinds of dumb stuff about Don Lemon, just because his contract demands included child pornography.

Musk really fucked up here. He could have given Lemon a cybertruck and a broadcast station based in Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Perry at March 19, 2024 08:11 PM (MX0bI)

274 LeMon looks like stupid personified. In this case, looks are not deceiving.

Posted by: Not my Moron at March 19, 2024 08:54 PM (IJX/j)

275 Why Musk ever even entertained the idea of an association with that degenerate Lemon is beyond me.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2024 06:54 PM (mMsvu)

I think Dapper Don is just stupid enough to believe that being allowed on X was the same as being hired on a network.

That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 19, 2024 07:02 PM (RLLZj)

If Musk is going to be a 'platform' he should allow lefties and righties and moderates the same ability to make content. If Tucker streams, why not Lemon under the same rules? The fact that Lemon would make a buck and a half doesn't concern Musk at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2024 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

276 Yikes! This Princess Kate thing is worse than I thought!

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
Straightforward from here:
1. Kate surfaces, files for divorce, denounces Royal Family.
2. Forms new political party committed to a republican Britain. "The Crown is over."
3. Anti-monarchy Labourites and normal Tories join.
4. Prime Minister Kate Middleton.
5. Goodbye monarchy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 19, 2024 07:23 PM (FVME7)

Go back to arguing sandwich categories.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2024 09:38 PM (eoQWY)

277
"He is a proven ratings... what's the opposite of a Juggernaut?"

Anti-Midas.
Everything that Lemon touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Speller at March 20, 2024 06:06 AM (pSotA)

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