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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/20/24)
Quote I “An expressed willingness by Israel to forge a new relationship between Israel and the Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank with non-Hamas-led Palestinians would at least give some hope to all sides that there would never be a round of bloodletting like this again,” Thomas Friedman of NYT
Quote II "I don’t care what sex a firefighter is as long as they can carry a 200 pound Mayor out of a burning building." Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch
Quote III “It’s not fair that I, as the homeowner, have to be going through this.” NYC Homeowner Adele Andaloro
Quote IV “People are fed up with the quality of life. There’s a general sense of lawlessness. You go into the CVS and there’s shoplifting. People’s cars get vandalized.” Queens NY Councilman Robert Holden
I may be a deplorable bitter clinger rube to those who govern us. But, at least I am happy with my life and where The Fabulous and I reside.
Well this is certainly surprising. I'm amazed he wasn't jailed indefinitely while MushHead watches the USA burn. He's too addled with dementia to play the fiddle. Charges dropped against Gold Star father arrested for heckling Biden during SOTU address
Schwalb argued that despite the fact that, as the Capitol Police noted, "disrupting the Congress and demonstrating in Congressional Buildings is illegal," Nikoui should not be charged since countless other protestors in recent years weren't. The father of a US soldier killed in Afghanistan during Biden’s disastrous withdrawal who was arrested after heckling the president during his State of the Union address earlier this month has had his charges dropped. Gold Star father Steve Nikoui, 51, was cleared of all wrongdoing by Washington, DC Attorney General Brian Schwalb on Tuesday. He had been charged with a misdemeanor of "crowding, obstructing or incommoding," which carries a fine of up to $500 and 90 days in prison.
Don't care for your boss? Tell your significant other, whine to your Mommy and/or Daddy or share with your pet. Don't be telling the world wide web. ***SNORT***
User Horrified When Glassdoor, a Site for Trashing Your Boss, Starts Adding Real Names
"Glassdoor now requires your real name and will add it to older accounts without your consent... Glassdoor's whole pitch has always been to anonymously trash talk their employers — but the site has now updated its policies and begun adding real names without consent, sparking outrage among users. As Ars Technica reports, one Glassdoor user discovered this unfortunate change while trying to get her own information taken down. Upon hearing about a real-name policy enacted since the company acquired the LinkedIn competitor Fishbowl, which requires user verification, Monica — a pseudonym Ars used to protect her identity — began looking into deleting her account or getting her information taken down to protect her real identity. Monica contacted Glassdoor support, and was shocked to find that instead of helping her get her information down, the company populated her account with her real name instead, even though she repeatedly asked its customer support employees to do the exact opposite.
You will be made to believe in the climate crisis. And your tax dollars will be used to convert you.
This is another article about New York’s climate “leadership” that I fear will trickle down to a state near you. Ken Girardin from the Empire Center breaks the story of New York’s latest attempt to shore up public support for the Climate Leadership & Community Protection Act (Climate Act). This article explains that the State “is especially concerned about certain areas of the climate program, noting they should be able to “immediately address emerging unforeseen events that draw media scrutiny”. The Climate Act established a New York “Net Zero” target (85% reduction in GHG emissions and 15% offset of emissions) by 2050. Despite the enormous impacts to energy affordability, threats to electric system reliability, and mandates affecting personal energy choices I believe many New Yorkers are unaware of the law. In 2023 transition recommendations were supposed to be implemented through regulation, Public Service Commission orders, and legislation. Not surprisingly, the aspirational schedule of the Climate Act has proven to be more difficult to implement than planned. NYS Seeks Spin Doctor To Fight Climate Law Critics
I have good news. And I have bad news. The good news?
Hogan leads Maryland Senate race by double digits, poll shows
The former governor unexpectedly entered the race last month and has been boosted by widespread name recognition in the state.
A serious question. Is there any faculty at Harvard that has an original thought?
Harvard professor Christina Cross is a rising star in the field of critical race studies. She earned a Ph.D. from the University of Michigan, secured the support of the National Science Foundation, and garnered attention from the New York Times, where she published an influential article title “The Myth of the Two-Parent Home.” Cross’s 2019 dissertation, “The Color, Class, and Context of Family Structure and Its Association with Children’s Educational Performance,” won a slate of awards, including the American Sociological Association Dissertation Award and the ProQuest Distinguished Dissertation Award, and helped catapult her onto the Harvard faculty. According to a new complaint filed with Harvard’s office of research integrity, however, Cross’s work is compromised by multiple instances of plagiarism, including “verbatim plagiarism, mosaic plagiarism, uncited paraphrasing, and uncited quotations from other sources.”
What do you do when the "Check Oil Light" comes on?:
1. [ ] Open glove box and look at owner's manual?
2. [ ] Contact the nearest vehicle dealer or your independent garage?
3. [ ] Call a friend for advice and/or a ride?
4. [ ] Just keep on driving? If you marked boxes 1-3 you are correct. If you checked box 4 you're a dumbfvck.
PIEDRAS NEGRAS — As the debate in the United States continued to rage over the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border, Mexico announced plans to begin construction on a wall to keep illegal immigrants from coming back. The idea to build a wall along its northern border, which Mexican leaders said they came up with all by themselves, will prevent unvetted and unidentified migrants from entering the country, thereby making Mexico a safer, more secure nation. "It's going to be a big, beautiful wall," said Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. "We're going to build a wall and we're going to make the United States pay for it. If the U.S. thinks they can just send endless waves of Mexican gang members, criminals, rapists, and murderers into Mexico, they've got another thing coming. A nation without borders is not a nation. We've got to build a wall and make Mexico great again!"
On this day: March 20, 1969 - John Lennon
John Lennon married Yoko Ono in Gibraltar. They spent their honeymoon in Amsterdam campaigning for an international 'Bed-In' for peace. They planned another 'Bed-in' in the United States, but were denied entry. The couple then went to Montreal, and during a 'Bed-in' at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel recorded ‘Give Peace a Chance’. Lennon also detailed this period in The Beatles ‘The Ballad of John and Yoko’, recorded by Lennon and McCartney on April 14, 1969. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: March 20, 1937 - Jerry Reed
Jerry Reed, US country guitarist who worked with Chet Atkins, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson and Elvis Presley. His signature songs included 'Guitar Man,', 'East Bound and Down' (the theme song for the 1977 blockbuster Smokey and the Bandit, and 'She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)'. Reed died on 1 Sept 2008. Via thisdayinmusic.com
There may be competency issues. However, that has never stopped us from awarding the Genius Award.
Diapers, seats, pajamas set on fire in string of arsons in East Boston
Beach Hero: Melbourne Woman Pulls Three Unconscious Men To Shore
March 20, 2024 Today's good news story comes from Victoria, Australia. In a display of incredible bravery, 33-year-old Brianna Hurst risked her own safety to save the lives of three drowning strangers off the coast of south-western Victoria. The events unfolded near Apollo Bay at Marengo, south of Lorne, on Sunday afternoon, when a leisurely swim turned into a life-threatening situation for four men.
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BREAKING: Iowa to allow law enforcement to arrest undocumented immigrants who were previously denied entry into the United States, pending Gov. Kim Reynolds' signature.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 20, 2024 10:03 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:03 PM (9yWhg)
This is the most important ONT today!
Posted by: mindful webworker - anxiously at March 20, 2024 10:03 PM (LTuPV)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2024 10:03 PM (IGcnJ)
Or in my world FRIDAY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
BREAKING: Majority of voters believe Joe Biden hopes to put Donald Trump in prison before the election, according to a recent McLaughlin and Associates poll.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 20, 2024 10:04 PM (2yu8s)
BREAKING: Wisconsin Democrat Kimberly Zapata has been found guilty on all counts against her in a voter fraud scheme involving military ballots.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: mindful webworker - f5f5f5f5 at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (LTuPV)
But I don't think many women like that exist unless it's a chick with a penis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 10:06 PM (zad5X)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 20, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
From the video earlier with a black Chicago woman, "Who did you vote for?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2024 10:07 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: the Dalai Lama at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Outstanding, sir! I myself am off until Wednesday of next week.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (IGcnJ)
Posted by: Luddite at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (U3L4U)
Trump said they would pay for the wall, so paying for a wall works too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
But did the dog eat it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (altQW)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)
How crappy does your pizza have to be that no one will eat it for all of time?
Posted by: GWB at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (69JzL)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2024 10:09 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Outstanding, sir! I myself am off until Wednesday of next week.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (IGcnJ
That's wonderful, enjoy your down time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Luddite at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM
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Who could see? A piece of tape takes care of that problem. Nothing to see here...
Posted by: TRex at March 20, 2024 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2024 10:10 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Please excuse Commissar Hrothgar's tardiness.
- Commissar Hrothgar's Mother
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2024 10:10 PM (IGcnJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Well, a gentleman would have apologized to Ms. Abrams.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (/HDaX)
Mexico has never been great. Unless it has achieved greatness before, it cannot be great again. I hope this clears that up for you.
Sincerely,
Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (qeiBW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
Romney is going to be replaced with a non-GOPe senator if all goes according to plan...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 20, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)
Stupid autocucumber!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
Was wondering...is that related to Cthulu?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 20, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)
- Commissar Hrothgar's Mother
Posted by: BifBewalski
Darn it, I thought Mother-Son Permission slips could not be released without a formal consent document! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Shampoos, conditioners, OTC meds, medical supplies, beauty and hygiene products and so on.
I think it's a bit weird to be buying that sort of stuff at a yard sale or off some rando on Facebook.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ciampino - I guess minorities can't? at March 20, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Well, a gentleman would have apologized to Ms. Abrams.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
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I'd have driven around her, but I was afraid I'd run out of gas!
*I believe that's a Dangerfield joke.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2024 10:15 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: grateful at March 20, 2024 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - fer realz at March 20, 2024 10:16 PM (LTuPV)
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Must be great to live in a world where facts never penetrate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)
That top photo must really excite all the amateur meteorologists in the horde.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Mexico has never been great. Unless it has achieved greatness before, it cannot be great again. I hope this clears that up for you.
Sincerely,
Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2024 10:12 PM (qeiBW)'
Mexico was kinda great for the first couple of years under Santa Anna, and then he went up to Texas and it's all been downhill for them ever since.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (2yu8s)
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But will she get the boot for this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Years ago, I actually saw Sir Rodney at one of his shows. He was pee your pants funny.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:17 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
Israel is not obligated to find the "good" Palis. It's pretty obvious such a population does not exist.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
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GFY
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (altQW)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (jQ4oS)
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Must be great to live in a world where facts never penetrate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)
Thomas Friedman is such a Deep Thinker that all he can come up with is "can't we all just be friends?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2024 10:18 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I was chatting with a home depot guy about all the stuff that's now locked up and it seems the hot ticket is to find a druggie give em a list of stuff one needs and have them steal it and pay 10 cents on dollar.
Helluva society the dems are building.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 10:19 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:19 PM (9yWhg)
Certainly Mexico has plenty of resources.
It is amazing they've done such a poor job TBH...but poverty is really associated with government corruption not the availability of resources anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I am sure this
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:20 PM (V8he0)
WTH is is this Murdering Asshole doing on a "College Tour" of any knid...much less Bashing Black Lives Matter! Fucking NO LIVES Matter to this Crock of Shit.
He supports Trump but pundits say Black people are moving toward the GOP. Why in the world would any Black person support Trump???? Wait, why would any person support Trump??!
Black people aren't supporting trump, except those paid fools who stand behind the podium in camera view. It's just meme promoted by maga ts who hope it will become a thing that some believe. Let me tell you, I'm Black and would never support racist ass trump, and neither will any of my friends and family or acquaintances.
He comes to Kent State to talk about the right to murder protestors in cold blood?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 20, 2024 10:20 PM (ycI94)
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Tom Friedman is absolutely satanic. This is such an evil and pernicious lie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
Nah, she gets a commendation medal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
You know what would be fun? Get leftist BLM celebrities away from their publicist and ask them if the lives of black people have improved substantially over the last 4 years. Then ask them if they still support BLM...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 10:22 PM (5q0pY)
Certainly Mexico has plenty of resources.
It is amazing they've done such a poor job TBH...but poverty is really associated with government corruption not the availability of resources anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)
It's a shame (for the Mexicans) that we only took about one third of their land in the 1840's, instead of taking over the entire place.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 10:22 PM (zad5X)
Posted by: Hair! Bed! Peace! at March 20, 2024 10:23 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:23 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 10:22 PM (zad5X)
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What's worse is, we took the third with all the paved roads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:24 PM (sE4sa)
I still got my kidney, so that's nice.
Now I just got to sell the Roland RD800 and everything will be jake.
I might even come out ahead on the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:24 PM (XV/Pl)
Then make me one with everything.
Posted by: the Dalai Lama at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
.... and the Angel of the Lord came to the shepherds by night, saying: "Pizza on Earth, Goodwill to Men."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2024 10:24 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (991eG)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:23 PM (SYTee)
I thought you were supposed to say "Car, you're not the Boss of ME!" and keep on driving...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: tankdemon
Now they're taking it all back plus interest. Talk about slow playing a hand.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (di6C2)
He said, "Hey mama, hey, let me check your oil all right?"
She said, "No, no honey, not tonight
Come back Monday, yeah, you come back Tuesday
And then I might"
Posted by: Little Feat at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: mindful webworker - you know it ain't easy at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (LTuPV)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:23 PM (SYTee)
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What do you check when the Check Engine light comes on?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (sE4sa)
Funny you mention that because I've noticed little stickers on personal care items I've purchased at Krogers with a toll free number to call if they find the item for sale elsewhere. The stickers are almost impossible to remove.
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (5q0pY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnpuIjFfW4
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)
- Commissar Hrothgar's Mother
Posted by: BifBewalski
Darn it, I thought Mother-Son Permission slips could not be released without a formal consent document! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Make sure it's a shyster from Washington state who didn't pass the bar. Because tests are hard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (n3DL0)
Ok, they kinda are but they know that letting people in the front door and out the back door into America is leverage. They control the spigot of illegals into this country until we build a wall and install moats with sharks and laser beams.
It's a profitable business to let people into America.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:24 PM (sE4sa)
They did get to keep a lot of the nicer beaches.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (zad5X)
Good one Tonypete.
Posted by: Ciampino - Big ass bus or big bus ass? at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (sE4sa)
First, the oil.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Tapeville, USA at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
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*beeeeeeep*
Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (sE4sa)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
**********
There is an entire Book of the Old Testament devoted to pizza.
The Song of Salamimon
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (9yWhg)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
My grandson's version of the Our Father includes - "And deliver us from eagles" and "Hurray for us sinners".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
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I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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With a UM degree, so the plagiarism probably comes naturally after all the football cheating
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 20, 2024 10:28 PM (8AONa)
Nope. Hey ratched, you fill out your bracket thingy yet?
No.
Oh come on, everyone else is.
I hate basketball
But, but, but. You could win a pizza party for your department. Don't you love your department?
Leave me alone. I hate you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (5AobS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Then make me one with everything.
Posted by: the Dalai Lama at March 20, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
.... and the Angel of the Lord came to the shepherds by night, saying: "Pizza on Earth, Goodwill to Men."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2024 10:24 PM (e6UQI)
Don't forget that the three wise men were firemen too; They came from "afar", as they say it in the deep south.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
I think we should say hurray if we are delivered from eagles!
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Bah. It all depends on how far away your destination is.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:20 PM (V8he0)
8 months is a dumbfuck.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)
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I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
That she ain't critical of "Race Studies"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Rocket Lab - Electron - Lift-Off is scheduled for 2:40 a.m. EDT
https://tinyurl.com/yckc2h5t
Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Lift-off time is 9:21 a.m. ET
https://tinyurl.com/cjruud6n
Roscosmos - Soyuz MS-25 - Rendezvous & Docking ISS scheduled for 12:39 p.m. ET
https://tinyurl.com/3j3knkz2
Roscosmos - Soyuz MS-25 - Hatch Opening scheduled for approx. 3:10 p.m. ET
https://tinyurl.com/2uyvx5x5
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - CRS SPX-30 - launch is scheduled for 4:55 p.m. EDT
https://tinyurl.com/bdhsfc2d
Posted by: Ciampino - Big ass burns at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
What part of Kill All The Jooos does Friedman not understand? He'd keep waving his NYT Press Card at the genocidal, but mostly peaceful, Gazans while they flay him alive for being a Joo.
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (5AobS
Very Misanthropic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (mzM2O)
Nope. Hey ratched, you fill out your bracket thingy yet?
No.
Oh come on, everyone else is.
I hate basketball
But, but, but. You could win a pizza party for your department. Don't you love your department?
Leave me alone. I hate you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (5AobS)
One of 3,724 reasons why we love you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:23 PM (SYTee)
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What do you check when the Check Engine light comes on?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (sE4sa)
"Yup, engine is still there"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
It's usually an emissions control warning for older vehicles. The vehicle operates just fine despite the warning. If you live in an e-check state, you are screwed. Trust me on this one. F*ck the EPA.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: nurse ratched
*Comment from wacko, creep co-worker*
"So I have a chance?"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Col. Wilhelm Klink at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)
Leave me alone. I hate you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (5AobS)
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I.
Can't.
Even.
Posted by: Miss Manners at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Wannabe Sweathog at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (V5BDR)
Ok, question for an old school catholic (pre-Vatican II):
I learned the Our Father as 'forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.'
However, I heard a sung version of the Our Father from a movie (color, probably early '60s) where the young lady sings:
'Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.'
Different usage? Language difference?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:32 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:32 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Maj. Hochstetter at March 20, 2024 10:32 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
oooo. I wonder if I have 200hrs to sink into Persona 5 royale?
I played the base version on PS4.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (di6C2)
This Lutheran uses the following version,
I learned the Our Father as 'forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.'[/l]
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (mzM2O)
'Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.'
Different usage? Language difference?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The second version you wrote is the King James version.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (MvA9C)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2024 10:34 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: JROD at March 20, 2024 10:34 PM (IlL6s)
What part of Kill All The Jooos does Friedman not understand? He'd keep waving his NYT Press Card at the genocidal, but mostly peaceful, Gazans while they flay him alive for being a Joo.
Posted by: Gref
Hopefully
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (mzM2O)
Don't worry, it will eventually turn off.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:32 PM (SYTee)
A coworker rode the check oil light too long. Said her engine was making an awful noise. Had me come out and listen to it. Check the oil. Dry stick. I said: 'Don't show anyone else. Have someone take you to the store to buy some oil.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: mexican word of the day at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (2yu8s)
There's gotta be something we can work with here.
Posted by: Autograph at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (dZVON)
Fifteen-yard penalty. Repeat first down.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2024 10:34 PM (S6gqv)
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We even paid Mexico for the land we took.
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:36 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2024 10:36 PM (CHHv1)
'Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.'
That's the version I learned in church.
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2024 10:36 PM (oaGWv)
>>oooo. I wonder if I have 200hrs to sink into Persona 5 royale?
It's easily one of the best games that have been released in the last 5 years, so, make some time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2024 10:36 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (oNspP)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Ah ha!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
There's another more extensive photo update #241 of the babies at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6
ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well
https://is.gd/qyDILz OR http://tinyurl.com/2rvjn93v
Posted by: Ciampino - Big ass burns at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JROD at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (IlL6s)
What do you do when the "Check Oil Light" comes on?
Pull over (if driving) and
5. [X] Shut off engine!
{Pray it's just a faulty pressure sensor.}
Wait a few minutes, then check the oil level.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
You're that fricking old?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 20, 2024 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)
Been there done that with the Jeep, eventually sold it with the tape still in place...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ
Well that's just good manners.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (mzM2O)
Joe Biden is a pizza shit!
Posted by: mexican word of the day at March 20, 2024 10:35 PM (2yu8s)
You never sausage a shit President!
Posted by: Pedro @ SOTB at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (V5BDR)
I think Lena might actually have the edge in this one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
You....you can't be serious. I post photos of Lena as a TRAP. At the same age, Yoko was no super model, but she looked much better than Lena Dunham!
Lena
https://tinyurl.com/4zd2b4u6
https://tinyurl.com/35kxs5he
Yoko
https://tinyurl.com/2rv49nfb
https://tinyurl.com/yc7mfy3x
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
You're that fricking old?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
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I have to put on my glasses when people talk to me...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
I started doing that when I was maybe 35.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)
Unless, of course, one of the schools has an otter mascot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Tesla Owner With a Check Engine Light at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'da taken better care of myself!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:39 PM (V8he0)
Wear the scars with pride.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Beneath at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JROD at March 20, 2024 10:37 PM (IlL6s)
My idiot friend and I drove to friggin Alaska with a dying battery. I kind of miss being that dumb. Life was fun back then.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (MvA9C)
Posted by: Tonypete
Thank you for this post.
I thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
That, and the stubby index finger song.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)
Unless, of course, one of the schools has an otter mascot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Oh hell no. Now it's a matter of principle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (5AobS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:41 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Not sure whether you're kidding or not but I really do have to have my glasses on when I talk to someone
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (oaGWv)
Will the cheap Chinese EVs I’ve been hearing about have them, or just the Check Fire alert?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (5AobS)
Posted by: Tonypete
Thank you for this post.
I thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Some Rat
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Same. Also when making a left turn on a very busy street.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (1eY81)
I'd like to but I'm beginning to discover that "the golden years" ain't all that.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (V8he0)
It does make it easier to hear the phone saying when to turn.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 20, 2024 10:43 PM (dZVON)
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I'd want an Oxygen Remaining meter.
Posted by: Elaine Chao's Sister at March 20, 2024 10:43 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: JROD at March 20, 2024 10:43 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (9yWhg)
U r right.
We can all throw rocks at Gov. Hogan (R-MD), because fat, leftwing azalea.
However, since he's a nominal Republican, running on the GOP ballot line, I suspect it's safe to assume he'll vote with the GOP to organize the Senate.
And that's not nothing! Unless we'd like to see Chuck Schumer doing his thing every day for the next 4 years.
And yes, after that? Mitt Romney, Part II: The Nightmare Continues. So what? No worse than Cardin.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (NLIak)
Ah, yes, Thomas Friedman. He was that credentialed New York Times economist who said the internet will have as much impact on business as the fax machine. A real jenyus, that Tommy.
Posted by: RickZ
That was Paul Krugman.
https://tinyurl.com/yaabfhpk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2024 10:42 PM (oaGWv)
Of course. We are built to converse with social cues and body language.
That is why social media has been so destructive. The kids have stunted their ability to communicate because they are not picking up on that. Indeed it is impossible aside from word choice and context to tell how someone means something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (di6C2)
What part of Kill All The Jooos does Friedman not understand? He'd keep waving his NYT Press Card at the genocidal, but mostly peaceful, Gazans while they flay him alive for being a Joo.
Posted by: Gref
Obligatory link to classic Ace post as Thomas Friedman. I believe he said Friedman had a particular style of referencing "local knowledge" to support his stupid economic and political points, so Ace cranked it up to 11. I think I'm obligated to ALSO warn posting on old threads can lead to autobans, so don't, blah blah blah
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/360157.php
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 20, 2024 10:45 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 10:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 20, 2024 10:46 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:46 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Lol wut? I'm not the psychopath saying Lena Dunham is hotter than Yoko Ono!!! I even presented evidence...with a Salma Hayek photo slipped in as a palette cleanser!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:47 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 20, 2024 10:48 PM (37Pms)
https://tinyurl.com/4h8bn22z
I am not sure as I was looking for a foil to Akbar and for some reason thought 'yeah, long hair.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:48 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 20, 2024 10:49 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 20, 2024 10:48 PM (37Pms)
That is quite beautiful.
https://tinyurl.com/466rhe3s
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)
Squeaky shoes and armpit hair. You can have it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:50 PM (9yWhg)
Squeaky shoes and armpit hair. You can have it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:50 PM (9yWhg)
I liked it as a kid, but it followed a shorter arc than Football. Football, I kind of lost interest in the early 2000s? Before they even went woke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:51 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:52 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 20, 2024 10:52 PM (h8/UD)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:47 PM (ycI94)
Note he does not say which one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:52 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (di6C2)
https://tinyurl.com/4h8bn22z
I am not sure as I was looking for a foil to Akbar and for some reason thought 'yeah, long hair.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Lol...while searching for images of young Yoko, I was unfortunate enough to stumble across a photo of her and John at a photo shoot, full frontal nude. The carpet matched the drapes, in color and shag length (shudder)
I need booze and brainbleach now.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (ycI94)
Says in one day it will be 4/5ths through.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (NnPbb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (dZVON)
That is quite beautiful.
https://tinyurl.com/466rhe3s
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is that one of those white supremacist racist paintings?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: It Takes All Kinds, Even Yoko at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 20, 2024 10:48 PM (37Pms)
Maybe. But did he complete it in thirty minutes?
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (ycI94)
'Tis the life ye have chosen.
I just have to type 'Busty XXXXX' for most of my searches.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Definitely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:55 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:55 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:53 PM (ycI94)
'Tis the life ye have chosen.
I just have to type 'Busty XXXXX' for most of my searches.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You know...I'm also the Intrepid DU Liaison. Maybe I'm a masochist or something....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:56 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 20, 2024 10:26 PM (n3DL0)
Are you talking policy or his belt size?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 20, 2024 10:52 PM (h8/UD)
Evening. How're doing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes
Fair, but his career ended with a bang!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:55 PM (GzpNE)
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He peaked too quickly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (sE4sa)
I don't dislike Lennon but he ranks #4 for me for Beatle's solo careers.
Posted by: polynikes
Did Pete Best ever put out an album?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2024 10:46 PM (SYTee)
Just don't ask him how to spell Syracuse.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:55 PM (GzpNE)
Imagine there is no Lennon
It's easy if you try
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (NnPbb)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 20, 2024 10:56 PM (ycI94)
Heh. I tried looking for a picture of Lena to counter, but damn. That is a tough row to hoe.
Maybe you could try finding out what happened to spokestits from the CHAZ thing. I wonder what happened to her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (di6C2)
You know...I'm also the Intrepid DU Liaison. Maybe I'm a masochist or something....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
You should get hazard pay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (9yWhg)
It's easy if you try
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Mark David Chapman did.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (GzpNE)
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Drive gently, stop at the first place that *might* have motor oil, of any kind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (XeU6L)
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There are always repercussions when Yoko appears.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
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're-percussions'
Does the drummer repeat his roll?
Posted by: Ciampino - Big ass butts at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2024 11:00 PM (991eG)
Blah haw haw. Not.
🚙...
Posted by: mindful webworker - flubbba fllubha at March 20, 2024 11:00 PM (LTuPV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
She definitely had a leg up on McCartney's wife.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (zad5X)
I don't dislike Lennon but he ranks #4 for me for Beatle's solo careers.
Posted by: polynikes
Did Pete Best ever put out an album?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
I wouldn't know.
Posted by: Terry Reid at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)
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Drive gently, stop at the first place that *might* have motor oil, of any kind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (XeU6L)
My Dad impressed on me quite firmly never to mix oil weights. I am assuming they do not misc well.
Of course, if you don't HAVE any oil in the engine...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)
It's easy if you try
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Well, there isn't one anymore....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
It's easy if you try
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4
Heh . Damn I hate that song.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Definitely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Perhaps you could add a mixed race queer couple in the distance, holding hands? A flagpole with a Pride flag hanging on one of the buildings? Just a subtle nod or two to Progressive activists to make your art more approachable to a wider audience!!
Posted by: Sweet Baby Inc. Advisor at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:02 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Beneath at March 20, 2024 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
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It blowed up real good!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:02 PM (9yWhg)
Fuck Ed Driscoll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:03 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 11:03 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:59 PM (9yWhg)
Doing alright. Got most of funeral arrangements done, just have a few more things to do.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (Sgq8y)
Hiya Debby
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 20, 2024 11:04 PM (MB784)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
She definitely had a leg up on McCartney's wife.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (zad5X)
And also a breast
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
Hey, wait a minute!
Posted by: Julian at March 20, 2024 11:04 PM (emlEe)
Lady waving a dipstick: I need a longer dipstick.
Storeman: Why?
Lady: This one doesn't reach the oil.
Posted by: Ciampino - Yes it's an old one. at March 20, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 11:03 PM (vJiyU)
Nice to see you 2 still getting along.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 11:05 PM (QXQ4l)
https://tinyurl.com/yaabfhpk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
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Shh he's rolling.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 11:05 PM (NnPbb)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (zad5X)
And also a breast
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Geez, how bad a person am I because I laughed....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:06 PM (9yWhg)
He acknowledged that. He only quit when he was diagnosed with metastatic u-know-what.
Hope I'm not being a buzzkill here.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
She definitely had a leg up on McCartney's wife.
Posted by: tankdemon
I had George Harrison's wife's legs up on my shoulders...many times.
Posted by: Eric Clapton at March 20, 2024 11:06 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
I owe her money....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 11:07 PM (vJiyU)
There's no accounting for this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2024 11:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
----
She definitely had a leg up on McCartney's wife.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 20, 2024 11:01 PM (zad5X)
I larffed. Woulda woken up the cat if'n I had a cat.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 11:08 PM (emlEe)
There's no accounting for this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2024 11:07 PM (4I/2K)
Crazy attracts crazy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:08 PM (GzpNE)
If I recall correctly, John Lennon didn't have to 'Imagine no possessions' because he had multiple apartments in Manhattan full of his 'possessions'. Insipid song, 'Imagine'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2024 11:08 PM (S8cdb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2024 11:07 PM (4I/2K)
People can be really fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:09 PM (di6C2)
---------
He had a near perfect record of using his vast wealth to make himself comfortable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 11:10 PM (sE4sa)
There's no accounting for this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2024 11:07 PM
--------
Yes, but consider:
They spared 2 other people the misery.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2024 11:10 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:09 PM (di6C2)
Heroin. That'll do it. Sharing needles is the ultimate in love.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 11:10 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: polynikes
Fair, but his career ended with a bang!
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Casey Kasem said Lennon's latest was 'Number One with a Bullet!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum
"Let's go write a swimming pool." I believe was one of his more honest quotes.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 20, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
----
God's name is Art Howard
"Our father, who's Art in Heaven
Howard be thy name..."
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2024 11:11 PM (oCjPU)
"Our father, who's Art in Heaven
Howard be thy name..."
Posted by: Don Black
For the longest time, I thought the Star Spangled Banner started off -
"Jose can you seeeeeeee?"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 11:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
Wait. What?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:12 PM (di6C2)
This Lutheran uses the following version,
I learned the Our Father as 'forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.'[/l]
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
In grade school we went with Debt / Debtors.
And as you said, Lutherans went with trespasses.
More than once the young dog made errors in both houses.
Posted by: browndog remembers catechism classes at March 20, 2024 11:13 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 20, 2024 11:13 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 20, 2024 11:13 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 20, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 20, 2024 11:14 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 10:38 PM (emlEe)
You are thinking Krugman, who mistakes effects for cause and thinks markets are driven by animal spirits and the basic tenets of Trotskyite thought
Friedman is the one Ace lampoons here:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/360157.php
Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Geo Harrison was also shot and very nearly murdered by a lunatic.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:15 PM (NLIak)
in twenty years those bazoombas will be touching the floor while she standing straight up.
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe at March 20, 2024 11:15 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 20, 2024 11:16 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:16 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 10:44 PM (NLIak)
Sad but true. * Raises Toast to fellow Marylander - land of the libtards*
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (n3DL0)
Geo Harrison was also shot and very nearly murdered by a lunatic.
Posted by: mnw
In New York City and Oxfordshire! Didn't the criminals know those are gun free zones!?!?!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ycI94)
Wait. What?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hang on, my owl is at the window and I need to give him his snack. My life really is this weird.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Could be far worse. Bonnie Tyler. *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (di6C2)
in twenty years those bazoombas will be touching the floor while she standing straight up.
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Who are you? Harry Potter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:18 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:16 PM (9yWhg)
Yes. Symphony for the New World? Dragon slaying music.
https://tinyurl.com/3mj3w5yt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:19 PM (di6C2)
( McNeese graduate)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:19 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 10:55 PM (GzpNE)
*nods sagely*
Shorter run.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2024 11:19 PM (D7oie)
He was actually stabbed by an intruder.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 11:19 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Smells like you have some science on your shoe at March 20, 2024 11:20 PM (ZO9SQ)
It is weird. I run into that all the time on ewetube. It is like the audio quality is just shit. You should feel those strings. The horns should blare and ring your soul!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:21 PM (di6C2)
Are you talking policy or his belt size?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 20, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Belt size?? I don't even want to know. I was talking policy. Our Senators are babykiller fanatics and every other liberal policy. He's better than that - which is an extremely low bar.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 20, 2024 11:21 PM (n3DL0)
Don't care for your boss? Tell your significant other, whine to your Mommy and/or Daddy or share with your pet. Don't be telling the world wide web. ***SNORT***
===============
Incorrect take. Glassdoor has useful information, but if you want to get it, you're required to contribute a little. I've researched salaries and employee reviews there and at some point they say "If you want to see any more, review your current/most recent employer."
I appreciate people the availability of info like that. Employers shouldn't be able to protect themselves as if they were government agencies favored by the MSM.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2024 11:21 PM (wjjYr)
He was actually stabbed by an intruder.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 11:19 PM (V8he0)
When did the A-6 Intruder get a knife or lance option?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Who ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 20, 2024 11:23 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 10:51 PM (di6C2)
I loved college hoop back in the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
I was a big Syracuse fan from back in the Louie and Bowie days (70's).
And because Christian Laettner was from Buffalo. He went to the school my boys went to, and that I played against back in the day, I was a Duke fan. Actually I was a Duke fan back in the Bill Foster days (Spanarkel and Gminski), so I wasn't just a homer.
But all that's gone now, the conferences, the rivalries, the history ... they effectively killed the game.
Posted by: browndog remembers catechism classes at March 20, 2024 11:23 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2024 11:21 PM (wjjYr)
Unless you sign an employment contract. That also includes acknowledging the employee manual .
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:23 PM (GzpNE)
Who are you? Harry Potter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024
I prefer more Disney princess without all the DEI garbage. I have an owl who lives in my big oak tree, Owlbert. He loves me. He comes to my window and yells. So I rewarded this behavior with dead animal treats. And created a monster. He has scratched up our pool fence because whenever he hears me he swoops in and hangs out. I can call him and it sounds like Batman flying down through the trees to the porch.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/ycy84myc
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)
Oh, another breast enlargement boobette? How much did she have to pay for sending her picture into Mannix's favorite site?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2024 11:24 PM (DCNcI)
in twenty years those bazoombas will be touching the floor while she standing straight up.
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe at March 20, 2024 11:15 PM (89Sog)
I always thought the left one was usually the bigger of the two.
Posted by: javems at March 20, 2024 11:24 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2024 11:25 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2024 11:25 PM (NnPbb)
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe
So enjoy them while you can!
Posted by: R-E-S-P-E-C-T at March 20, 2024 11:25 PM (ZO9SQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2024 11:24 PM (DCNcI)
This was me Fen.
Personally, I just use bing. 'Favorite' is relative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:26 PM (di6C2)
Owls have never been regarded as good omens, you know.
The sudden appearance of an owl betokens... you know.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ycI94)
I LoL'ed
Thanks!
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 20, 2024 11:26 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ringo Star somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 20, 2024 11:28 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Who are you? Harry Potter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:18 PM (di6C2)
As long as it isn't a hoot owl and it hasn't been knocking at your windows for six nights in a row.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2024 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe
I call them Belly Whackers.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:30 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 20, 2024 11:31 PM (MB784)
Doing ok....
After being snowed in for over a week, I think I can finally drive out tomorrow!
Food! Booze! Yaaaay!
{{Hugs to all youz pals}}
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 20, 2024 11:31 PM (h8/UD)
Posted by: Linda Moulton Howe
I call them Belly Whackers.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:30 PM (GzpNE)
So...Knockers vs Whackers.
LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Owls have never been regarded as good omens, you know.
The sudden appearance of an owl betokens... you know.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:26
I have had him for about 2 years, I am pretty confident he would move in if I let him. But he is big. He doesn’t go far from my house, but he does follow us on walks sometimes. He is kind of a stalker owl. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 20, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
Unless you sign an employment contract. That also includes acknowledging the employee manual .
Posted by: polynikes
==========
Disparagement clauses shouldn't prevent a person from discussing bad management at their old job. Current job may be another thing since you can't work against your own company's interests. But I tend to think those clauses are b.s. anyway. Everyone bitches about their lazy boss and their do-nothing coworkers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2024 11:33 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2024 11:33 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2024 11:33 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:21 PM (di6C2)
There are definitely some classical recordings that are better than others. For me, the definitive Holst, 'The Planets', is the recording by Charles Dutoit and the Montreal Symphony, e.g.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2024 11:34 PM (emlEe)
Poetry on the blog!
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 20, 2024 11:35 PM (UcOCv)
Yes. Symphony for the New World? Dragon slaying music.
https://tinyurl.com/3mj3w5yt
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Going Home music
https://youtu.be/iJFhTb1gi6Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2024 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:35 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe first draft at March 20, 2024 11:36 PM (J8VrE)
Actually I think your owl is pretty cool.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11
He is a great horned owl, but hard to get a picture of, he blends in. I couldn’t post one here anyway. Oh wait! I could send one to the pets page! I will do that.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm only talking about current employees. I agree former employees should be able to say what they want short of libel/slander. Former employees shouldn't be worried about being anonymous anyway.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:36 PM (GzpNE)
Don't come a knockin'!
Posted by: The Owl at March 20, 2024 11:36 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:38 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe first draft at March 20, 2024 11:36 PM (J8VrE)
First base.
Posted by: Bud Abbot at March 20, 2024 11:39 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:40 PM (NLIak)
So, happy trails to you, until we meet again!
https://youtu.be/OXFil77aj1o
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - usually at March 20, 2024 11:40 PM (LTuPV)
( yeah that's an over 29 cultural moment)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:40 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2024 10:05 PM (mzM2O)
And the latter type will only carry out small children that they can bugger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2024 11:41 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2024 11:41 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:38 PM
I don’t give him enough to keep him from hunting, I hear the ruckus when he gets something. My neighbors 2 streets over have chickens. He steals them on occasion and you will never find a squirrel in our yard.
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11:40 PM (NLIak)
Hey baby what's your sign?
Posted by: A Great Horned Owl at March 20, 2024 11:42 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:42 PM (di6C2)
https://youtu.be/iJFhTb1gi6Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
This is my favorite version: Loyce Edward Deen USN KIA Burial at Sea in his aircraft:
https://youtu.be/0HQwVg-NeJg?si=kTOHA8JqpsSPadTD
Dusty in here. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2024 11:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:42 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
( yeah that's an over 29 cultural moment)
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:40 PM
3 and a bite!
Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2024 11:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 20, 2024 11:49 PM (di6C2)
Great to see you too!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 20, 2024 11:53 PM (h8/UD)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 20, 2024 11:53 PM (CecP5)
I'm only talking about current employees. I agree former employees should be able to say what they want short of libel/slander. Former employees shouldn't be worried about being anonymous anyway.
Posted by: polynikes
===========
They're gone from Glassdoor now -- aged out, I think -- but it was hilarious to read Theranos reviews when they were up. People talking about Sunny Balwani and all the chaos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2024 11:53 PM (wjjYr)
( McNeese graduate)
Posted by: polynikes
Who won?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2024 11:54 PM (byWhc)
And I don't understand why gold mining stocks are down.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2024 11:58 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Philly/Jersey People at March 20, 2024 11:58 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: mnw at March 21, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2024 11:54 PM (byWhc)
To be honest , that I don't remember. I think we did. I know we got our ass kicked by Syracuse in that Independence Bowl.
Now you made me Google.
Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2024 12:01 AM (GzpNE)
( McNeese graduate)
Posted by: polynikes
Who won?
Since he's out now, Chapman.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 21, 2024 12:01 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2024 12:03 AM (GzpNE)
There was no lesbianism, neither of us was bent in that direction. I didn't know any lesbians until I went to an all girls college, wow that was scary. I lived with the Karen progenitors. Some of them were never the same after my high school friends descended en masse for fall weekend. The next morning we discovered that the pay phone (our sole means of communication back then) had been severed from the wall.
I went to college during Animal House times, yikes I am old.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 12:05 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2024 11:53 PM (wjjYr)
I bet. Good site as part of stock analysis.
Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2024 12:05 AM (GzpNE)
Actually I think your owl is pretty cool.
Posted by: mnw at March 20, 2024 11
He is a great horned owl, but hard to get a picture of, he blends in. I couldn’t post one here anyway. Oh wait! I could send one to the pets page! I will do that.
Posted by: Piper
I'm kind of jealous you have your own owl. It's not really a pet. It's an opportunist taking advantage of the situation. Maybe it follows you on walks to make sure nothing happens to its reliable food distributor. You feeding it is a hell a of a lot easier than hunting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2024 12:07 AM (byWhc)
Posted by: Chef of the Future at March 21, 2024 12:07 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 12:05 AM (Sgq8y)
82 Graduate. So I was a Freshman when Animal House came out.
Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2024 12:07 AM (GzpNE)
Big day tomorrow, actually getting off the homestead...
I hope I can still find my way around😳💦🥶!
Good night wonderful folks....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 21, 2024 12:09 AM (h8/UD)
Posted by: Philly/Jersey People at March 20, 2024 11:58 PM (V5BDR)
Hegyes got his start by being an unknown extra on the streets of Brooklyn when they were filming 'Dog Day Afternoon'. Hegyes had numerous changes of clothes handy so he always 'looked' different when walking on the street in crowd shots. After a while, the crew was like, 'Who is this guy?'
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2024 12:09 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Chef of the Future at March 21, 2024 12:07 AM (V5BDR)
Agree. I got a world almanac for my birthday every year growing up by choice. The intertubes is my instant Almanac.
Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2024 12:10 AM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 12:05 AM (Sgq8y)
On the last night of the year,, spring of 1975, my part of the dorm had a little hell raising, enough to make the Washington Post and to get freshman me subpoenaed for the criminal trial with multiple defendants/former dorm mates, served on my door during summer school. Talk about fun times.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2024 12:14 AM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/13220733
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #159 at March 21, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #159 at March 21, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
Sure, why not. What's Dementia Joe gonna do? Demand we ban Chinese ice cream?
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2024 12:16 AM (emlEe)
Workers recorded approximately 3000 soiled cars on the New York City Subway in the past year.
Feces, garbage, urine and vomit are an increasingly common sight.
https://tinyurl.com/y3nh6utr
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #160 at March 21, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13220733
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #159
Wonderful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 21, 2024 12:18 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 21, 2024 12:18 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Upside?
Jerky
Posted by: Ace Artisanal Products at March 21, 2024 12:19 AM (v+0wn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Streaking - fall of '73 iirc. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2024 12:19 AM (WXNFJ)
Feces, garbage, urine and vomit are an increasingly common sight.
If you can make it there you can make it anywhere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2024 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/13218805
Isn't Abbott the ultimate State boss of the cops?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #161 at March 21, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/y3nh6utr
Posted by: Ciampino
I went to CBGB's ONCE
Posted by: Miklos accepts no responsibility at March 21, 2024 12:21 AM (v+0wn)
https://mol.im/a/13219937
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #162 at March 21, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13220339
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #163 at March 21, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Queens 'squatters' flee in disgrace after being confronted at house where homeowner was arrested - but one 'legal' tenant is staying (and wants his deposit back!)
https://mol.im/a/13220533
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #164 at March 21, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13220339
Posted by: Ciampino
Can the unused flagpoles be used to impale illegals at the border pour discourager les otros?
Posted by: Miklos sees a repurposing and economical opportunity at March 21, 2024 12:26 AM (v+0wn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 21, 2024 12:26 AM (R4t5M)
https://mol.im/a/13219703
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #165 at March 21, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
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Wow! What a crushing compromise! Damn, pubbies better take that awesome deal! Only a treeeelyun? Sweet.
No pride fags... oh, so worth it!
/s YGBFKM
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:28 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:28 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13218805
Isn't Abbott the ultimate State boss of the cops?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #161 at March 21, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLj
Not Texas cops. City cops in Dallas, Ft. Worth, and Commie Austin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
/s YGBFKM
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:28 AM (njWTi)
387 grrr... *flags*
Posted by: JQ
Not helping
Posted by: Admiral Levine at March 21, 2024 12:30 AM (v+0wn)
The Polesmoking Houdinis sounds like a high wire act.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
They opened for The Flying Wallendas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2024 12:31 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2024 12:32 AM (sE4sa)
https://mol.im/a/13220733
Posted by: Ciampino
https://youtu.be/geLiEiAiQJA?si=wzV0um_Sim5eMxR7
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2024 12:37 AM (byWhc)
I don't see why you can't squat on your squatter. Just move in. Blast your music. Leave your dishes in the sink. Of course you've got a big dog that's not housebroken.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2024 12:38 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 12:40 AM (Sgq8y)
M. Emmet Walsh has died at age 88.
He is best known for his role as the Volkswagen driving private detective in the Coen brothers' first film, Blood Simple.
He improved every film he was ever in.
There was an "M. Emmet Walsh Fan Club," btw.
Posted by: mnw at March 21, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)
MFer keeps USA in constant overdraft status.
Ya know? Maybe he should spend his own damned money on all this horsesh!t...
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Great idea! Unless the cops know *you are the actual owner*
In that case, better get a relative (with different last name) or good friend to do it.
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:44 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 12:44 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens are fun at March 21, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
He had her make out a lease to him, then went in while squatters were away. Hauled all their crap outside and changed the locks.
Cops showed up & he showed valid lease papers.
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:49 AM (njWTi)
LC-2 - Wallops Flight Facility
The NROL-123 mission, called ‘Live and Let Fly,’ will be Rocket Lab’s first launch for the NRO from the United States after it launched four NRO missions from Launch Complex 1 on New Zealand’s Mahia Peninsula.
Lift-Off is scheduled for March 21, 2:40 a.m. EDT,
06:40 UTC, and 07:40 CET.
https://tinyurl.com/yckc2h5t
Posted by: Ciampino - Thursday launch #1 at March 21, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
All those kitties are just adorbs! Mom Cat is a real beauty, too!
Have you chosen a "theme" yet for this new family?
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:51 AM (njWTi)
Talk about "Don't let the door hit you in the ass..."
Posted by: mnw at March 21, 2024 12:53 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:53 AM (njWTi)
March 20, 2024
There is no legal way it could be known that the pyrson that saved those pyople was a wyman or a thing that is or is not a wyman.
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson Browne at March 21, 2024 12:54 AM (2xCPU)
JQ, no theme yet but if any Horde member comes up with suggestions we will consider all comers. I've noticed hat the two gingers hang together the whole time. even blind. I guess it's smell at this stage.
Posted by: Ciampino - naming one is easy at March 21, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
He said, "A director always has a dozen different problems. If I'm in the film, he only has eleven."
Posted by: mnw at March 21, 2024 12:56 AM (NLIak)
Plenty of spice names.
Booze names?
Flowers?
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: chris+opher at March 21, 2024 01:04 AM (dSco/)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:04 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2024 01:05 AM (byWhc)
Posted by: Ciampino - what a life at March 21, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:11 AM (njWTi)
Plenty of spice names.
Booze names?
Flowers?
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 12:59 AM (njWTi)
Ol' Yeller, and Lil' Smeller?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 01:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:12 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2024 01:13 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:14 AM (njWTi)
He had her make out a lease to him, then went in while squatters were away. Hauled all their crap outside and changed the locks.
Cops showed up & he showed valid lease papers.
Posted by: JQ
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lol, I'd make out a lease to my alter ego and claim ableism if they told me I WASN'T Brunette Morticia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2024 01:16 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)
Story of my life...
Posted by: Prince Harry at March 21, 2024 01:20 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Yeah, could try to get higher up on the grievance pole somehow... I dunno, but this lawless shite is just getting sooooo ridiculous. Crazy begets crazy!
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 01:24 AM (Sgq8y)
That's what burner email addresses are for.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 21, 2024 01:25 AM (F4/ux)
Ya know, if 'Haz' wants to become a US citizen-- I sure hope he remembers that Titles Of Nobility don't mean jacksquat here. He'd better be prepared to lose the "prince" and "duke" and whatever else.
Oh, but Megz would throw a fit. She's *nothing* without the title(s)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:21 AM (njWTi)
Regarding the more recent link to the Flushing squatter story that Ciampino posted up thread: one photo showed a young female squatter, with a real nice rack, leaving the scene with her face covered. You know who covers their face when the photographers are around? Hookers. Someone last night speculated here that the squatters were running the place as a cathouse, and I think that may be right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 01:25 AM (tkR6S)
Wouldn't be surprised at cathouse.
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:30 AM (njWTi)
Sudden Ruckus as the Pet Thread snaps to attention.
KITTIES!!!
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2024 01:31 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:33 AM (njWTi)
Harvard professor Christina Cross is a rising star ..
--
It's weird that it's so casually accepted in academia.
I wonder what all these people have in common?
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 21, 2024 01:33 AM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Ciampino - what a life eh at March 21, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Wouldn't be surprised at cathouse.
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:30 AM (njWTi)
There were reports of "construction" in the house, and a man was seen carrying a door into the house. Very possible they were subdividing bedrooms into cubicles to increase their uh, capacity. And also explains why the squatters fled. All the publicity is bad for business; the cathouse customers won't show up if cameras are rolling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 01:35 AM (tkR6S)
The academic whose star was ascendant was sorely mistaken. Thomas Friedman is the most undeserving person ever. His columns, his books, his commentary are the most inane and shallow pieces of work that one would only expect to find in a developmental English class. He fails the first test of true scholarship - he doesn't even know what he doesn't know. Surely this has to be an open secret among the high-level media outlets, one would have to think, but we are talking about current media, so...
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 01:35 AM (YlVKd)
Hope you're staying warm enough!
We've been having very spring-like weather, finally, but it will cool off & rain again soon. Frost at night and all that.
Tempted to plant some seeds, but I know it is too early-- 'false spring'-- so just need to wait another month.
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:36 AM (njWTi)
Harvard professor Christina Cross is a rising star ..
--
It's weird that it's so casually accepted in academia.
I wonder what all these people have in common?
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 21, 2024 01:33 AM (+RC1q)
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"Studies" degrees. This is where you make up your own curriculum and assign YOUR book for the course. Royalties.
I bt no one fails, except maybe that White guy in the red cap.
Posted by: Ciampino - what a farce at March 21, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
I think you're right.
Good that there's plenty of cameras around. I hope the owner gets her place back without a whole bunch of damage. (but yeah, probably too late & wrecked inside)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 21, 2024 01:41 AM (38dDy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2024 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:33 AM (njWTi)
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Thank you.
Well, we take loose mamas OFF the streets and give them a warm home.
Posted by: Ciampino - what cheek at March 21, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
The house looks old and run down. Current owner's best move is probably to sell both it and her Long Island home, and move to a nice rural town in the South.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 01:44 AM (tkR6S)
No, no dislike for the man, nor even contempt - just pity for someone so far out of his depth with no one being willing to set him straight.
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 01:44 AM (YlVKd)
Rocket Lab - Electron - Lift-Off is scheduled for 2:40 a.m. EDT
https://tinyurl.com/yckc2h5t
goes live in about 25 miutes
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown at March 21, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2024 01:45 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:49 AM (njWTi)
I will drain & flush coolant later this spring
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 01:50 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown .. at March 21, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
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Maybe. I see countdown is at ~13 minutes. If I can keep my eyes open that long...
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:57 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 01:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 02:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown ... at March 21, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
How many do you have now? (do you know for sure, even?)
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi)
He's a good boy, though. Kills his fair share of mice and rats. And birds. He got a Common Flicker *sometime since yesterday afternoon* but didn't eat it. Ugh!
Tell nurse there's ONE LESS woodpecker in the world LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 02:09 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown .... at March 21, 2024 02:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown .... at March 21, 2024 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
Bless you & your full house!
I can't keep my eyes open any longer...
Good night. Skritches and rubbys for all those furbabies!
Posted by: JQ at March 21, 2024 02:12 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 21, 2024 02:15 AM (xverI)
If you want to see premium automotive dumbassery on a weekly basis, go watch the "Just Rolled In" channel on YouTube.
Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2024 02:19 AM (VARTN)
Hogan and Romney may be similarly squishy. But in this scenario, the GOP nets a 2 seat gain. Utah is already red, they can elect a more conservative candidate, while Hogan flips a seat from a deep blue state.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 21, 2024 02:25 AM (xverI)
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 02:28 AM (YlVKd)
Neither did the whistle blowing Boeing engineer.
But he's still as dead as Strom Thurmond's dick now, at a Shriner's convention.
Holding info that'd lead the the arrest and conviction of...
....well, shit.
nevermind.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2024 02:28 AM (e6UQI)
nevermind.
Posted by: Jim
Sadly, I have a feeling that this phrase could be extended to the ONT as a whole.
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 02:58 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 21, 2024 01:33 AM (+RC1q)
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"Studies" degrees.
Posted by: Ciampino - what a farce at March 21, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
That's the crux of the biscuit: D.E.I., where plagiarism is a white man's crime. So is cheating, which includes plagiarism. They also cannot stand academic study results which go against the evil white man oppressor woke narrative.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2024 02:59 AM (emlEe)
Middle Eastern Studies, for example, began as a truly interdisciplinary field, where economists, archaeologists, ethnographers, political scientists, historians and sociologists came together to flesh out as full a picture of SW Asia as could possibly be obtained. The door was open to even more academic specialists who felt they could offer further refinement.
New disciplines arose, in conjunction with emerging technologies, an example of this being cliometrics. Scholars had to master the relevant languages of the region, and there was a high rigor expected of any research conducted. For a brief time, it was an exciting field that shaped understanding about a world region that had before been somewhat of an enigma.
The Studies programs you see now are the direct result of people breaching the perimeter of genuine scholarly endeavor and perverting it to their contemptible ends.
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 03:12 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 03:19 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 01:50 AM (YlVKd)
Glad you amended "security or diplomatic was," because I had tried to gloss it as
"a security or diplomatic war"
and wasn't getting it.
Posted by: m at March 21, 2024 03:35 AM (o3SCB)
Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Soyuz MS-25 -
LS 31/6 - Baikonur Cosmodrome KAZ
Soyuz MS-25 is a planned Russian crewed Soyuz spaceflight to launch from Baikonur on 21 March 2024 to the International Space Station from Launch Site 31/6 of the Russian Cosmodrome Baikonur in Kazakhstan.
Lift-off time is 20:21 QYZT (Local Time at Baikonur), 9:21 a.m. ET,
13:21 UTC, and 14:21 CET.
https://tinyurl.com/cjruud6n
Posted by: Ciampino - countdown ..... at March 21, 2024 03:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: John Drake at March 21, 2024 03:40 AM (YlVKd)
Lift-Off is scheduled for March 21, 2:40 a.m. EDT,
06:40 UTC, and 07:40 CET.
https://tinyurl.com/yckc2h5t
Posted by: Ciampino - Thursday launch #1 at March 21, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
They never say, at that site, what NRO stands for.
Posted by: m at March 21, 2024 03:48 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2024 03:49 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2024 03:50 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: m at March 21, 2024 04:07 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: I got nothing at March 21, 2024 05:12 AM (RCAte)
They were forging away last night, killing 90 of them hiding in a hospital.
I mean, that's "new" innit?
"Hello. You want to kill of us so we decided to kill you first. Welcome to our new relationship."
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