Pathetic: Laken Riley's Mom Slams Biden For Calling Her Murdered Daughter "Lincoln Riley;" Biden Apologizes to the Left for Calling an Illegal Alien Illegal

"Pathetic," "Lincoln" Riley's mom called Biden.

The heartbroken mother of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley slammed President Biden for fumbling her daughter's name during the State of Union speech -- calling him "pathetic" for the slip.
"Biden does not even KNOW my child's name -- it [sic] pathetic!" Allyson Philips wrote Friday in response to a comment on a Facebook post celebrating the passage of the Laken Riley Act.
'If you are going to say her name (even when forced to do so) at least say the right name!" she insisted.
The grieving mother also wrote "Amen!" underneath a comment that called Biden "a disgrace of a president."

Biden, 81, accidentally referred to the 22-year-old nursing student -- who was murdered on the University of Georgia campus two weeks ago -- as "Lincoln Riley" during the speech Thursday night.
The president named Riley when pressed by Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-Ga.), who yelled out, "Say her name!" from the audience.
"I know how to say her name," Biden fired back at the rogue congresswoman.

But he didn't. That's how very seriously Biden is taking this matter -- he didn't bother to learn the victim's name. Obviously he never read it, because if he had read it, he would have known how to say it. He's been hearing a word that sorta sounds like "Lincoln" so that's what he thinks it is.

Biden very quickly apologized and referred to him as merely an "undocumented" newcomer (and newmurderer).

Biden: “I shouldn’t have used illegal” to describe the illegal immigrant arrested for the murder of Laken Riley.

President Trump: “He was an illegal immigrant...he shouldn't have been in our country — and he NEVER would have been under the Trump policy!" pic.twitter.com/tBrUsYZlCf
— GOP (@GOP) March 11, 2024

Here's why Biden didn't know Laken's name -- he never once bothered writing or saying the name before the State of Dementia Speech:

Joe Biden has had a lot to say about George Floyd, even posting about him twice in the past few days. He has not said a word about Laken Riley. pic.twitter.com/xwF2jOCf5h
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 7, 2024

Speaking of the SOTU: 65% of those who watched it approved, and Biden's approval jumped -- among viewers -- from 45% to 62%.

Sounds really good for Biden.

But wait -- Biden's approval rating isn't 45%. That's a respectable approval rating, which he is nowhere close to.

Biden's approval rating is about 36%.

That suggests that a real Biden crowd watched the speech.

Indeed. Partisan crowds always turn out for these speeches.

But this was the worst-received SOTU speech in 25 years. The Washington Post's Aaron Blake, as excerpted by Hot Air:

Biden's campaign and some media outlets have pointed to a post-speech instant CNN poll showing 65 percent of viewers offered a positive review of Biden's speech. Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction -- from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
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Both of these are true. What's also true is that State of the Union speeches almost always receive strongly favorable views, in part because viewership tends to draw disproportionately from their allies.
The 65 percent who had a positive view of the speech was actually lower than any such speech CNN has polled in the past quarter-century -- the previous low being Donald Trump's 2018 address (70 percent).
And the 35 percent who offered a "very" positive review was effectively tied with Biden's speech last year (34 percent) for the lowest on record.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:14 PM

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1 Non-lunatic comments?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:15 PM (z99Zw)

2 He's got his fans.

I don't know why, but he does.

Posted by: XTC at March 11, 2024 12:15 PM (UnA8+)

3 All while immigration is, apparently, the #1 issue of the American voting public.

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

4 What, Ho, bring on the dancing girls!

Posted by: Chubby as Nero at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (V5BDR)

5 Somewhere, buried in the shifting sands of time in the last thread, is a nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (z99Zw)

6 Yeah, I was worried for USC fans for a minute there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (aD39U)

7 The Meat Puppet has always been vicious and repulsive cretin, he's taking it to a whole other level.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (JIdXK)

8 That suggests that a real Biden crowd watched the speech.

Indeed. Partisan crowds always turn out for these speeches.

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I suspect that SOTU crowds are mostly the politically activated supporters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

9 "Lincoln Riley" is the head football coach at USC, formerly of the University of Oklahoma.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (ssz2a)

10 I still maintain that FJB had "Lincoln" lodged in his brain from earlier in the speech.

Because it resembles "Laken" his brain processed it as "Lincoln" when the name popped up on the TelePrompTer...

This is why "sight reading" is a terrible way to teach kids....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

11 No person is illegal.
We need to call them what they are: invaders.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (EGSGm)

12 Why not say illegal? They already know. It's not like they are calling them wetbacks or waterbugs, which is what my Hispanic friends from New Mexico called them.

Posted by: huerfano at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (qeiBW)

13 But this was the worst-received SOTU speech in 25 years. The Washington Post's Aaron Blake, as excerpted by Hot Air:

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A great argument for the House to stop inviting the president to do the speech and return it to just a written report.

I hate political pageantry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

14 Criminal Aliens

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 11, 2024 12:18 PM (aD39U)

15 Somewhere, buried in the shifting sands of time in the last thread, is a nood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (z99Zw)

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I saw it, so thank you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

16 This somehow reminds me of the time Joe extended prayers to the trannie community after a mass shooting by a trannie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 12:18 PM (rWwta)

17 Ace:

Did you change the clock on the blog again? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

18 You could literally see the anger in his face when he was forced to say Lakin's name. He was pissed. Fuck that guy in particular and everyone who supports him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (DIB8X)

19 Biden back in the medical tank for another week before we see him again......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (rcLES)

20 10 I still maintain that FJB had "Lincoln" lodged in his brain from earlier in the speech.

Because it resembles "Laken" his brain processed it as "Lincoln" when the name popped up on the TelePrompTer...

This is why "sight reading" is a terrible way to teach kids....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

I still think he got it wrong on purpose as a sign of disrespect, to show how little her life meant in his eyes.

Posted by: XTC at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (UnA8+)

21 Huked on fonicks worked fur mee!

Posted by: Weakly Reader at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (V5BDR)

22 The people who liked this speech are the same people who liked the creepy red and black lighting -"all Republican voters are Nazis" speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (Ki//m)

23 'If you are going to say her name (even when forced to do so) at least say the right name!" she insisted.
......

That's a heavy lift for Old Joe.

Posted by: wth at March 11, 2024 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

24 We need to call them what they are: invaders.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (EGSGm)

I wonder if referring to Russians as "undocumented Ukrainians" would demonstrate how stupid the left is for their word games. Probably not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:20 PM (z99Zw)

25 I would have been first but I had to peel my face off.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 12:20 PM (vFG9F)

26 Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:20 PM (aD39U)

27 Next year Trump needs to just send a letter to Congress, like in the old days.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

28 I still think he got it wrong on purpose as a sign of disrespect, to show how little her life meant in his eyes.
Posted by: XTC at March 11, 2024 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
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Eh, maybe. But never ascribe to malice what can be ascribed to simple incompetence. By the time he got to her name, he was well on the way to losing coherence as his drug cocktail started to wear off. He may have just been tired at that point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (7fElN)

29 Lincoln Reilly was the worst murder victim, evah!

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (FmapG)

30 Undocumented Newcomers, your New Neighbors.

Posted by: wth at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

31 Laken is a rather unusual name.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (991eG)

32 Hey. My dad in Scranton had a Lincoln Mercury. No kidding. He was crazy 'bout a Mercury.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

33 20
I still think he got it wrong on purpose as a sign of disrespect, to show how little her life meant in his eyes.
Posted by: XTC at March

I think you give him too much credit. I believe this shows how little he is in charge and how insulated he is from what is happening out here. The man truly thinks he is loved and which is why he reacts so incredulously when somebody sort of calls him out.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 Non-lunatic comments?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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New here??

Oh.

The comment-box thing.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (2yu8s)

35 But this was the worst-received SOTU speech in 25 years. The Washington Post's Aaron Blake, as excerpted by Hot Air:

The American people need a stern talking to, perhaps by Paul Krugman, for not appreciating how awesome the decrepit creature from the crypt is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (rWwta)

36 28 Eh, maybe. But never ascribe to malice what can be ascribed to simple incompetence. By the time he got to her name, he was well on the way to losing coherence as his drug cocktail started to wear off. He may have just been tired at that point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (7fElN)

Letting the left off the hook for their malice is how we keep ending up in these situations.

Posted by: XTC at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (UnA8+)

37 Was the previous thread locked?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (sNc8Y)

38 I'm not surprised though. Anyone who would enable and support the scale and breadth of human trafficking occurring at the border obviously has no concern for life of any kind except their own.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (DIB8X)

39 26 Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?
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The Phoenicians were all fucked up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (FmapG)

40 I saw it, so thank you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

No bacon wench left behind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (z99Zw)

41 Some idiot in the neighborhood near my church has a Dark Brandon lawn sign. I hate this town.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (DRSnL)

42 Laken is a rather unusual name.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (991eG)

And yet I know a young woman of about the same age with that name. It must have been trendy at the time, like Dakota or Phoenix.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (aD39U)

43 He's got his fans.

I don't know why, but he does.

oh I know why

they want us all imprisoned or dead (or re-educated) and they know he's a mean enough bastard to do it, and laugh while he does

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

44 >>>Did you change the clock on the blog again? Asking for a friend.

I did but it doesn't stick. I'll try to change it every day. I think maybe it sticks for a day. (Maybe, I forget.)

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

45 "Lincoln Riley" is the head football coach at USC, formerly of the University of Oklahoma.
Posted by: Alec Leamas

He was receiving faux RIP messages after the SOTU.

Further evidence that Biden was drugged for his SOTU, the next day he and Jill went to PA for a campaign stop. Multiple gaffes and he was back to his incoherent mumbling and old man shuffle.

Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

46 I want 90's era Jane Badler from V to be my leader, over the decrepit senile imbecile that is currently in the White House.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

47 41 Some idiot in the neighborhood near my church has a Dark Brandon lawn sign. I hate this town.

that is horrible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

48 Letting the left off the hook for their malice is how we keep ending up in these situations.
Posted by: XTC

That’s a good point.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (nIRE6)

49 37 Was the previous thread locked?
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Ace was holding the send button down to squelch all comms. Seen this many times with tankers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (FmapG)

50 I did but it doesn't stick. I'll try to change it every day. I think maybe it sticks for a day. (Maybe, I forget.)
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

Try reversing the drill.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (aD39U)

51 Honestly, the NY Post calling it a "slip" is even more insulting. C*nts still stumping for the Uniparty.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (vUbNJ)

52 >>>Laken is a rather unusual name.
Posted by: Muldoon

it is but it's based on one of the easiest words in the English language, lake (duh). I mean, once you see it, you don't forget it. It's unusual but dead-simple.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (KRtlO)

53 End of the last thread caused me immense consternation and abject suffering. Reparation claim coming up.

Posted by: Sensitive Observer at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (V5BDR)

54 Was the previous thread locked?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (sNc8Y)

Blog time change. New comments started at the front and then got interleaved.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

55
Biden's approval rating is about 36%.

Beat the cheat just got ~~ten feet higher~~ a whole lot easier.

They're gonna have to find the biggest, fattest Black Swan Event imaginable. Not puttin' it past 'em, of course.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

56 39 26 Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?
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The Phoenicians were all fucked up.

CARTAGO DELENDA EST

Posted by: Cato the Elder at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (l8gTz)

57 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (k8kCE)

58 Illegal alien.
Colonist.
Fraudulent worker.
Anchor baby.

Normalize these terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (HnUIn)

59 biden is incompetent AND malicious

the two things often go together

people with slow brains get angry really fast about it, and all the time

agression doesn't bother them, it works for them

he has always been like this. he's AN ASSHOLE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (AcWfM)

60 it is but it's based on one of the easiest words in the English language, lake (duh). I mean, once you see it, you don't forget it. It's unusual but dead-simple.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 12:25 PM (KRtlO)

Like my granddaughter's name: Aether.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (aD39U)

61 Someone is going to be disappointed in the American people again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (JeYYB)

62 Thanks Ace

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (a1415)

63 But he didn't. That's how very seriously Biden is taking this matter -- he didn't bother to learn the victim's name. Obviously he never read it, because if he had read it, he would have known how to say it. He's been hearing a word that sorta sounds like "Lincoln" so that's what he thinks it is.
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It takes a powerful drug regimen for him to read effectively. They can't do it every day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (HnUIn)

64 The Phoenicians were all fucked up.

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Phoenician blinds are awesome

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 12:27 PM (991eG)

65 42. And yet I know a young woman of about the same age with that name. It must have been trendy at the time, like Dakota or Phoenix.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March

It is trendy, I wonder if more in the south? I know a few with different spellings. It’s cute, it isn’t the tragedeigh of some other trends.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 12:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 I'm surprised the drug abuse hasn't killed the old bastard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 12:27 PM (rWwta)

67 Oh, I see. We were doing the time warp. Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 12:27 PM (sNc8Y)

68 That suggests that a real Biden crowd watched the speech.
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And more good news for the "keep Biden" crowd, a group of 15 youth activist students' groups have jointly endorsed Joe for the presidency.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 12:27 PM (2yu8s)

69 CARTAGO DELENDA EST
Posted by: Cato the Elder at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (l8gTz)

FAECESQUE TOTUS RETARDUS EST

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (EZogV)

70 It is hard to read when your pupils are the size of quarters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (aD39U)

71 That suggests that a real Biden crowd watched the speech.

Indeed. Partisan crowds always turn out for these speeches.
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Of course, and this one had more potential for that than usual. Most people who are politically active - and only politically active types bother with the SOTU - knew the score walking in. This was not a SOTU, not even the politicized "new normal" kind of SOTU. It was a straight-up campaign speech. Everyone knew it would be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)

72 Laken is a rather unusual name.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (991eG)

And yet I know a young woman of about the same age with that name. It must have been trendy at the time, like Dakota or Phoenix.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 12:23 PM (aD39U)

Apparently it means "from the lake" so some strange woman is lying in ponds distributing babies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (z99Zw)

73 As Leonidas said in 300, "I hope Biden lives forever." Such a POS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

74 59 biden is incompetent AND malicious

the two things often go together

people with slow brains get angry really fast about it, and all the time

agression doesn't bother them, it works for them

he has always been like this. he's AN ASSHOLE
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (AcWfM)

People keep gaslighting themselves into thinking you have to be a mastermind to be vicious.

As if they forget about your garden variety feral street thug.

Plenty Malicious. Plenty Stupid.

Posted by: XTC at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (UnA8+)

75 I think many people watched the SOTU to see his eye fill up with blood and blow out of his empty head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (eYF7X)

76 Both of these are true. What's also true is that State of the Union speeches almost always receive strongly favorable views, in part because viewership tends to draw disproportionately from their allies.
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Thus the SOTU as a concept is pointless and worthless. It's not supposed to be a campaign event.

Congress should just do away with it. Go back to the old ways and just demand a written report.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (HnUIn)

77 Laken is a rather unusual name.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 12:22 PM (991eG)

Was.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (vUbNJ)

78 I don't think FJB meant to mispronounce her name. There is no political upside and quite a lot of downside, as the Dems are finding out.

He was an old man, tired by a long speech, and his dementia starts acting up, causing him to mispronounce even simple names and words, especially if they bear a resemblance to other, more familiar words that are lodged deeper in his brain.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (7fElN)

79 Test

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (fs1hN)

80 Now imagine we have a House of Reps full of Reps with the balls, err so to speak, of MTG.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (ibTVg)

81 I am all for TikTok getting launched into the sun, but what constitutional authority does Congress have to ban it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (dsdmx)

82 In the South we sometimes say we are goin' to the lake'n fishin'.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

83 Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction -- from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
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Lending credence, I think, to Thomas Bender's (IIRC) assessment that the primary benefit of the speech was to shore up the married AWFLs who were beginning to drift.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (HnUIn)

84 oh wait maybe I set the blog's time back to the wrong time!

as Grumpy said: Maybe I had the drill going backwards.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

85 64 The Phoenicians were all fucked up.

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Phoenician blinds are awesome./i]

You take that back!

Posted by: The Mordant of Venice at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (l8gTz)

86 Venusians>Venetians>Phoenicians

Posted by: I Rate at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (V5BDR)

87 I think many people watched the SOTU to see his eye fill up with blood and blow out of his empty head.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 11, 2024 12:28 PM (eYF7X)

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I wasn't gonna watch it just for that. I figured if that happened someone here would tell me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

88 i think a cob must have fixed it, and then I unfixed it.

it's refixed now.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

89 Fall forward, spring back.

Right?

(Boing!)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (EZogV)

90 Truthfully, I have no idea how to pronounce "Laken"

I imagine that's either "LAKE-in" or "LAW-ken" but I don't know. I've never heard it pronounced, because I watch little television.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (HnUIn)

91 I really like Trump's formulation - "Violent Migrant"

We are going to miss that guy. Bigly.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (vUbNJ)

92 Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

Huzzah!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (aD39U)

93 69 CARTAGO DELENDA EST
Posted by: Cato the Elder at March 11, 2024 12:26 PM (l8gTz)

FAECESQUE TOTUS RETARDUS EST

SEMPER UBI SUB UBI

Posted by: Cato the Puerile at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (l8gTz)

94 "That suggests that a real Biden crowd watched the speech."

I think more rather it was a heavily Biden crowd of shitstains that CNN asked what they thought about the speech.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

95 The clock fights back against the stupidity of DST.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (63Dwl)

96 " i think a cob must have fixed it, and then I unfixed it.
it's refixed now.
Posted by: ace"

Ok!

Posted by: The Jobs Report at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

97 I don't think FJB meant to mispronounce her name. There is no political upside and quite a lot of downside, as the Dems are finding out.

I agree, but fundamentally he just didn't care. She's just a crime statistic to him.

Her murderer though? Biden needs more of those people flooding the country from now until election day.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (ibTVg)

98 83 Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction -- from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
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That's utter bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (JeYYB)

99 I don't think FJB meant to mispronounce her name. There is no political upside and quite a lot of downside, as the Dems are finding out.

I don't think anyone is accusing him of maliciousness. Just his usual incompetence and lack of giving a sh*t.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (sNc8Y)

100 Abraham Lincoln killed an illegal undocumented citizen?
- LIV who only 1/2 reads headlines

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (YofvK)

101 Biden just don't give a fuck. I think the first time he heard her name is when mtg shoved that button into his hand and he misheard it when she yelled it at him over the noise in the room.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 01:32 PM (dsdmx)

102 More campaigning from the AP:

U.S. President Joe Biden issuing budget proposal today aimed at getting voters' attention ahead of the November election.
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A commenter in the goofy thread said it was going to be $7.3-trillion.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 01:32 PM (2yu8s)

103 Test
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (fs1hN)

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B-. No punctuation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

104 Frankly, I am astonished that the Blogger can even get to the clock settings. If I were pixy, I wouldn't allow it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:32 PM (aD39U)

105 How about Latin scum

Posted by: Redenzo at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (V/pbu)

106 The choices are pretty clear now. There is no question about what America First means and why it is important.

Biden elevates what the most Left of this country regards as the dignity of a murderer and does not care about American citizens.

Trump says the President of the United States of America should care about US citizens first. This isn't new but it's in stark relief now.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (IFNME)

107
Now imagine we have a House of Reps full of Reps with the balls, err so to speak, of MTG.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM

Did you see the video where she talks about the Sergeant at Arms of the Senate telling her she had to take her MAGA hat off at the SOTU because it was a violation of 'decorum'? She's a hoot. Said words to the effect you're gonna have to carry me out of here kicking and screaming before I take this cap off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)

108 Boom says the Daylight Savings Time

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (ibTVg)

109 I really like Trump's formulation - "Violent Migrant"

We are going to miss that guy. Bigly.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (vUbNJ)

------------

New portmanteau: "Vigrant."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (Aw959)

110 oh wait maybe I set the blog's time back to the wrong time!

as Grumpy said: Maybe I had the drill going backwards.

Just setting it and leaving it at GMT would solve all this.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (sNc8Y)

111 90 Truthfully, I have no idea how to pronounce "Laken"

I imagine that's either "LAKE-in" or "LAW-ken" but I don't know. I've never heard it pronounced, because I watch little television.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (HnUIn)
______

It's fucking Lincoln, you degenerate MAGA racist!

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

112 If the SOTU is so entirely political and is just a campaign speech then I don't mind if people yell during them.

They're a joke.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (JeYYB)

113 We are headed in the right direction. Straight down at the speed of sound.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (dsdmx)

114 I am all for TikTok getting launched into the sun, but what constitutional authority does Congress have to ban it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 01:29 PM (dsdmx)

Arguably more than they have to ban automatic weapons but here we are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (z99Zw)

115 >>Eh, maybe. But never ascribe to malice what can be ascribed to simple incompetence. By the time he got to her name, he was well on the way to losing coherence as his drug cocktail started to wear off. He may have just been tired at that point.

We're talking about a guy who a number of years ago when he wasn't so senile told a guy he knew and knew was in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.

He has always been an idiot. Now he's a senile idiot. Not even God knows what will come out of his mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (LkLld)

116 How about Latin scum
Posted by: Redenzo at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (V/pbu)

Scum
Sci
Sco
Scum
Sco

Sca
Scorum
Scis
Sca
Scis

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (EZogV)

117 Speaking of names... starting to be go time here... new girl should arrive in the next week.
Wife says she want's it to be today, lol.

Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (53oGX)

118 Set the time zone to the Azores. We all know that that is where Ace has his volcano lair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

119 Biden's only regret is that he didn't get to smell Lincoln Riley's hair before she was murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (ibTVg)

120 Is your daylight not feeling saved?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (dsdmx)

121 90. It’s the word lake followed by the letter n. Lake N

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 I thought I had been banned when a comment didn't appear in the previous thread. I had no idea how I had offended. But the world can seem arbitrary.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 01:35 PM (rWwta)

123 Is your daylight not feeling saved?

Is this a line from Gladiator 2?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)

124 Afternoon Ace. Harsh to think this but a few more Lakin Riley's might shift a lot of AWFLs into either not voting or voting R.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (CAwN0)

125 I thought I had been banned when a comment didn't appear in the previous thread. I had no idea how I had offended. But the world can seem arbitrary.

Out: The banhammer

In: The timewarp

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)

126 Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction -- from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
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That's utter bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:31 PM (JeYYB)

The key word is viewers. Not voters. Not even citizens. Viewers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (z99Zw)

127 How hot is the seat awaiting Biden in Hell now?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

128 Arguably more than they have to ban automatic weapons but here we are.

To be fair to the Congress of 1934, they actually understood that they couldn't ban automatic weapons. Instead they just tried to tax them out of existence.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (sNc8Y)

129 I was watching FoxNews on Saturday afternoon and two different "presenters" refer to "Lincoln Riley" in less than two minutes.

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

130
I am still waiting to hear how Laken's killer "built this country", per Preznint Fookball.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (PePXk)

131 I came here to sniff tweens and kick ass and I don't see any tweens.

Posted by: Joe Biden arriving at the SOTU at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (ibTVg)

132 The time change always messes me up for a week or so.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (JeYYB)

133 Oh the White House is now saying they were not apologizing about calling the murderer an illegal.

Shorter KJP: who are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes?

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (IFNME)

134 117. Wife says she want's it to be today, lol.
Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024

I bet she does, those last days are fairly, no a lot, miserable. But that miracle blessing is worth it all and it’s crazy how we forget the second we see that little face.

Congratulations. I am so happy for all 3 of you!

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 it is but it's based on one of the easiest words in the English language, lake (duh). I mean, once you see it, you don't forget it. It's unusual but dead-simple.
Posted by: ace

********

Well, okay, but pronunciation, especially of names, is not always intuitive from spelling. I've mangled more than a few in my time.

Interlaken Switzerland is pronounced "Enter locken"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (991eG)

136 Polls, what can't they say?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)

137 Yer only gonna hafta turn the time back in November. Who can keep up?

Posted by: The Lonely Clockmaker at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (V5BDR)

138 Since Laken's parents met with Trump, they'll now become the target of the left, and they'll claim her murder is being used as a political stunt.

Completely devoid of the irony that they continually bring up the single mothers, and absentee fathers, of every crack head killed will trying to murder a cop. Or how they put front and center the parents of the Muslim soldier killed, over Trump's "muslim ban" while ignoring that the father's business revolved around importing muslims for cash.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (lTdqD)

139 How hot is the seat awaiting Biden in Hell now?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (wtvvX)
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Fairly, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

140 Everything is overcompensation with Biden.

You get Dork Brandon because he's a feeble old man and knows it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

141 Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction -- from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
----

82% thought Biden was doing a good or better job

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

142 The time change always messes me up for a week or so.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (JeYYB)

We are all on Xanax.

Posted by: The Hamsters at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (aD39U)

143 I think one would want to learn how to pronounce it if they had to, you know, give a speech mentioning her to the world.

Or if one gave a fuck.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (vUbNJ)

144 I really like Trump's formulation - "Violent Migrant"

We are going to miss that guy. Bigly.
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:30 PM (vUbNJ)

Just go with "wetback". Sure, it's demeaning, but it's supposed to be, and everyone knows exactly what it means.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (tkR6S)

145 Just setting it and leaving it at GMT would solve all this.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 01:33 PM (sNc8Y)

Globalist swine!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (z99Zw)

146 I saw the Rogue Congresswoman open for Rascal Flatts at Billy Bob's Texas in 2001.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (Aw959)

147 The key word is viewers. Not voters. Not even citizens. Viewers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (z99Zw)

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Got it. It's still hard to believe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)

148
It's not like they are calling them wetbacks or waterbugs, which is what my Hispanic friends from New Mexico called them.

Agave Roaches

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (PePXk)

149 Corn Pop would have never shamed himself by forgetting Laken’s name. Shambling Joe is just a big, fat dummy like Lamont.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (zDo4g)

150 Say Her Name

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (vUbNJ)

151
Afternoon Ace. Harsh to think this but a few more Lakin Riley's might shift a lot of AWFLs into either not voting or voting R.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM

They actually are happening each and every day but not getting much press. Sometimes the assaults and rapes are occurring in the middle of the day. It's just that blatant.

Bad time to be a woman in America.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (RKVpM)

152 I thought they built the country you carrot top wanna be?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (5YGrl)

153 Now the illegal criminal invader is a DOCUMENTED murderer too.

Also I don't think Sponge Brain Shits Pants said Laken's name wrong. I think he did it as a big fuck you to all of America and her family. He is one mean and evil cocksucker.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (17s+e)

154 Breaking911 @Breaking911 14h
ABC: "Our new poll shows that Donald Trump has the edge on critical issues, like the economy, inflation and crime..."

BUTTIGIEG: "Biden deserves more credit for the historic, economic results that he's delivered!"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (2yu8s)

155 We ought to only do the spring forward part. Once a month. That way everyone gets a chance to be day shift.

And then every two years we can have a global fuck-off day to do whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (EZogV)

156 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (EZogV)
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What is this that roareth thus?
Can it be a Motor Bus?

Yes, the smell and hideous hum
Indicat Motorem Bum.

...

Domine, defende nos
Contra hos Motores Bos.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (DeFcY)

157 I guess that "Dark Brandon" is a positive campaign sign for Biden, although it just seems really creepy to me, but some person in the town over has Biden with what looks like wavy lines of red in regular glasses. I'm not sure if that's supposed to be pro or con Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (Ki//m)

158 Know a girl here in town named Lakin. Nice enough . I told her about the Riley girl and it was the only other time I heard that name. She had no clue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (CAwN0)

159 I thought blacks "literally" built this country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (JeYYB)

160 Got it. It's still hard to believe.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)

Impossible. You had it right the first time.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (vUbNJ)

161 Bad time to be a woman in America.

IIRC in Norway *all* the sexual assaults of the last 5 years were by "immigrants"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (ibTVg)

162 Speaking of names... starting to be go time here... new girl should arrive in the next week.
Wife says she want's it to be today, lol.
Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (53oGX)

I've never heard a pregnant woman say "gosh, I sure wish I could stay pregnant another couple months".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (z99Zw)

163 Another instance of Biden dismissing the law-abiding peasants in favor of the Criminal Industrial Complex.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (lf83v)

164 Out: The banhammer

In: The timewarp
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)
---
Obligatory:
"It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

165 Biden said he regretted using the word illegal.

But it wasn't an apology.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (IFNME)

166 But never ascribe to malice what can be ascribed to simple incompetence. By the time he got to her name, he was well on the way to losing coherence as his drug cocktail started to wear off. He may have just been tired at that point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 12:21 PM (7fElN)

I strongly disagree. I ascribe malice at all times now, and I'm right, but even if I weren't, tell me how it would be different if incompetence were to blame.
No, malice is where it's at. Make them defend against malice using the incompetence gambit and you're well on your way to winning.
besides, they are malicious to their cores, and incompetence is merely an aggravating factor.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (FCbAQ)

167 Among crackhead deadbeat dads who hold seats on Boards of Directors of foreign corporations, the SOTU speech has 100% approval.

Posted by: Wally at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (qtpCP)

168 Many people are taking credit for building this country but don't seem to want to maintain what they built.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (JeYYB)

169 I think some people watched the speech because it's a presidential election year and , you know, one has to get up to speed on these things to make an informed choice. (a first look at the president)

I spoke to one such apolitical person who thought that Johnson, rightly so, was monkeyshining the president. Biden didn't make a good impression on her. Maybe he left many first timers feeling that way.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (gZ9hV)

170 Just setting it and leaving it at GMT would solve all this.
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Globalist swine!

The revolution's gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (sNc8Y)

171 IIRC in Norway *all* the sexual assaults of the last 5 years were by "immigrants"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM (ibTVg)

It's true, native Norwegians have no dicks.

Posted by: The Hamsters at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (aD39U)

172 Abraham Lincoln killed an criminally trespassing alien?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

173 Abraham Lincoln killed an criminally trespassing alien?

Apparently he was a vampire.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (ibTVg)

174 Wasn’t Biden in the top 10% of the bottom 1/5th of his law school class.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (V/pbu)

175 Biden's only regret is that he didn't get to smell Lincoln Riley's hair before she was murdered.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:34 PM (ibTVg)

Ewww gross. She was 22, way too old.
- PedoJoe

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (YofvK)

176 I am all for TikTok getting launched into the sun, but what constitutional authority does Congress have to ban it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Not a ban, it's a forced sale. Hey, when you create bullshit orgs like the FEC and the SEC, you're going to have things like that. Conservatives whine about shit packed into the New Deal but never force pols to repeal them. Pick a fucking lane already.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (IG4Id)

177 Biden very quickly apologized and referred to him as merely an "undocumented" newcomer (and newmurderer).

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Undocumented Democrat voter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (Aw959)

178 Should I use "extraterrestrial alien" or "undocumented occupier" ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

179 I thought we stole it, fair and square?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:42 PM (5YGrl)

180 134 117. Wife says she want's it to be today, lol.
Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024

I bet she does, those last days are fairly, no a lot, miserable. But that miracle blessing is worth it all and it’s crazy how we forget the second we see that little face.

Congratulations. I am so happy for all 3 of you!
Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

6, 7 if you count the dog.

and thank you very much.

Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024 01:42 PM (53oGX)

181 Bad time to be a woman in America.
____

You said it, mister!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at March 11, 2024 01:42 PM (fs1hN)

182 Should I use "extraterrestrial alien" or "undocumented occupier" ?

Why are you looking at me?!?

Posted by: Harry Vanderspeigle at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (ibTVg)

183 >>>Wasn’t Biden in the top 10% of the bottom 1/5th of his law school class.
Posted by: Redenzo

Only because he was playing football at the time. /eyeroll

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (d2bW3)

184 And the left's big campaign issue is going to be the endless context-free smear that "Trump was convicted of sexual assault."

Not "found civilly liable for defamation by a rabid Trump-hating Manhattan jury for daring to deny he sexually assaulted a women he did not know and no proof was presented that he ever even met her."
That's a #1 issue to their voters.

While no one else believes it or cares.

Not when Biden can't even call an illegal rapist and murderer "illegal."

All Trump has to say at the debate--as Biden will 100% bring it up--is, "but if i was an illegal, you would give me amnesty, $10,000 cash and fly me free to any city of my choice."

In fact, that should be the response to every "crime" they claim Trump committed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (yikga)

185 I thought I had been banned when a comment didn't appear in the previous thread. I had no idea how I had offended. But the world can seem arbitrary.

Out: The banhammer

In: The timewarp
Posted by: 18-1

Me too. Must have been when Ace was screwing around with the time warp continuum of Pixy.

Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (oiNtH)

186 Afternoon Ace. Harsh to think this but a few more Lakin Riley's might shift a lot of AWFLs into either not voting or voting R.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM
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Potentially married AWFLs.

Single AWFLs, though? No chance. They're married to the state-church and worship at its altars. When the priests of the state-church demand human sacrifice - themselves or their children - they will ante up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

187 168 Many people are taking credit for building this country but don't seem to want to maintain what they built.

Posted by: Seems Legit
------------------------

All the boomers, who haven't been replaced by sleepers, are too old to work 18 hours a day.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (gZ9hV)

188 Biden releases $7.3 trillion D.O.A. 2025 budget proposal

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

189 Took a two mile walk earlier. Wind gusts up to 50mph. Definite small dog and toupee warning weather

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (CAwN0)

190 @165 in case people don't know me - that was sarcasm

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (IFNME)

191 I don't give a shit if her name is Miss Mxyzptlk, you learn it. How is there an argument here?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (vUbNJ)

192 "Rogue" congresswoman? Really? Grow a pair, Post.

PS: That ain't no 63 year old woman.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (1bNHn)

193 Good luck, Inogame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (5YGrl)

194 180 6, 7 if you count the dog.

and thank you very much.
Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024

Oh my gosh! I bet your house is loud and chaotic and just the best.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

195 Biden releases $7.3 trillion D.O.A. 2025 budget proposal
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

$7.3T??

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:44 PM (aD39U)

196 Biden releases $7.3 trillion D.O.A. 2025 budget proposal

Were I the Speaker of the House I'd counter with Bill Clinton's 1999 budget which was...$2T or so?

It would certainly end the Bidenflation pretty quickly...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg)

197
I spoke to one such apolitical person who thought that Johnson, rightly so, was monkeyshining the president.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:40 PM

I saw a two minute video of his eye movements. A lot of eye rolling but well within the bounds of Senate 'decorum'.

I would have sneezed *bullshit* at least 30 times during the speech.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (RKVpM)

198 Not a ban, it's a forced sale. Hey, when you create bullshit orgs like the FEC and the SEC, you're going to have things like that. Conservatives whine about shit packed into the New Deal but never force pols to repeal them. Pick a fucking lane already.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 01:41 PM (IG4Id)
++++
This one is pretty easy to justify, and could have been justified even under 19th century law. It's a foreign product, and the US government has the right to control imports in any way it sees fit.

Whether banning TikTok is right or not is another story, but the FedGov has pretty wide latitude when dealing with foreign products.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (HnUIn)

199 I guess that "Dark Brandon" is a positive campaign sign for Biden, although it just seems really creepy to me, but some person in the town over has Biden with what looks like wavy lines of red in regular glasses. I'm not sure if that's supposed to be pro or con Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:39 PM (Ki//m)

=====

It's pro. They have all kinds of merch on his website.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (DRSnL)

200 I was watching FoxNews on Saturday afternoon and two different "presenters" refer to "Lincoln Riley" in less than two minutes.
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

Lets face it, most of the "on-air talent" are really dumber than dog sh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (W/lyH)

201 >Biden Apologizes to the Left for Calling an Illegal Alien Illegal
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The Handlers™, appeasing their supporters
dead woman? no biggie

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (oCjPU)

202 >>Not a ban, it's a forced sale. Hey, when you create bullshit orgs like the FEC and the SEC, you're going to have things like that. Conservatives whine about shit packed into the New Deal but never force pols to repeal them. Pick a fucking lane already.

I have zero problem with Congress writing a bill to force CCP front ByteDance to sell TikTok or be banned from the US market. This has nothing to do with the New Deal, this is a national security issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (LkLld)

203 Biden releases $7.3 trillion D.O.A. 2025 budget proposal

Were I the Speaker of the House I'd counter with Bill Clinton's 1999 budget which was...$2T or so?

It would certainly end the Bidenflation pretty quickly...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg)

Go back to that hardscrabble 2003 budget when we were fighting two wars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (aD39U)

204 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:
http://tiny.cc/cg9jxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

205 Biden releases $7.3 trillion D.O.A. 2025 budget proposal
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

$7.3T? I assume that's just the Ukraine funding.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (z99Zw)

206 It's pro. They have all kinds of merch on his website.
____

Dark Brandon is what tween girls see when he comes running up to them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (fs1hN)

207 dead woman? no biggie

I'd say its worse then that. Dead white girl from flyover country? That's exactly what the left wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (ibTVg)

208 Laken Riley's mother should have given a land acknowledge before posting that. And offered to pay reparations to the newcomers. Then maybe the left would care about her daughter. Maybe.

Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (JojsZ)

209 $7.3 trillion? 🤣
But he’ll campaign on it saying look at all the free shit I ant to give you buy those mean racist republicans won’t let me.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (YofvK)

210 Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (DRSnL)

O.K. Thanks. Then it's a really dumb pro Biden sign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (Ki//m)

211 Our "budget" is just another way to bankrupt the American middle class. The left hates America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (JeYYB)

212 It would certainly end the Bidenflation pretty quickly...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Yes.

In favor of Bipartisanflation, which is even higher.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

213 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:
http://tiny.cc/cg9jxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

Sturdy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (aD39U)

214 207 dead woman? no biggie

I'd say its worse then that. Dead white girl from flyover country? That's exactly what the left wants.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (ibTVg)

========

A dead, single, white girl.

If the AWFLs had actual group identity, they'd be pissed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

215 We always figured that what time it is doesn't matter if you rock around the clock.

Posted by: Bill Haley and His Comets at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (V5BDR)

216 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:
http://tiny.cc/cg9jxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

sure looks like the background was p-shopped in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (tkR6S)

217 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:
http://tiny.cc/cg9jxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

Good teeth
Good hips
Strong like bull
Plow many fields
Bare many sons!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (W/lyH)

218 Remember: on the Left, politics trumps everything

country
family
life
death
morality
right
wrong

all suck hind tit to party politics

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (oCjPU)

219 Dark Brandon is what tween girls see when he comes running up to them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (fs1hN)

before his eyes roll over white.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:48 PM (aD39U)

220 @186 Joe, yeah the single AWFLs are suicidally stupid. There's no fixing them , but the ones with children , married or otherwise, will be a game change. Soccer and/or wine moms also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (CAwN0)

221 I do miss New Comments Thingy

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (vUbNJ)

222 Sidenote:
From Insty.
On the eve of Sunday’s Oscars, Best Picture nominee “The Holdovers” has been accused of being “plagiarized line-by-line” from a decade-old screenplay for a film written about ten years ago that was never made, according to a report.

That is not a paragraph, it's a sentence. Also, it is a looping nightmare.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (5YGrl)

223 >>>> I have zero problem with Congress writing a bill to force CCP front ByteDance to sell TikTok or be banned from the US market. This has nothing to do with the New Deal, this is a national security issue.

Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------

Allowing them to sell is a good deal. By the Constitution we could simply wipe them out.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (gZ9hV)

224 Dark Brandon sounds pretty racist.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (vUbNJ)

225 I didn't care for Nancy Mace's reply to Stephanopoulus regarding her support of Trump and what he called Trump being held liable for rape. She focused on her own trauma at age 16.

I would have her rather say: Correction George - Trump was never convicted or held civilly liable for the alleged rape of E Jean Carroll. He was found liable by a NYC Judge of defamation against Carroll. No jury involved. And, oh by the way, I was a victim of rape at age 16 and d find your comments both dishonest and defamatory.

Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

226 222 Sidenote:
From Insty.
On the eve of Sunday’s Oscars, Best Picture nominee “The Holdovers” has been accused of being “plagiarized line-by-line” from a decade-old screenplay for a film written about ten years ago that was never made, according to a report.

That is not a paragraph, it's a sentence. Also, it is a looping nightmare.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (5YGrl)

=======

It's bullshit. The scripts aren't all that close.

https://tinyurl.com/c48hxme2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

227 Not sure if it's been mentioned already, but I haven't seen it anywhere... did anyone notice when this came up during the SOTU?

He was coached to respond to this, still managed to get her name wrong, still managed to call the murderer an illegal (when the left HATES that word), and LOOKED UP IN THE PEANUT GALLERY, as if he was talking directly to the family!!

Why?? Because they tried to get them to come, but they wouldn't. Braindead Joe though, apparently didn't get the memo.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (dGCAG)

228 > This bikini blonde on the beach ...

no visible tats or piercings 👍

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (oCjPU)

229 not like they are calling them wetbacks

Who, me?
- Caesar Chavez, farm labor union organizer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (/HWjm)

230 Before commenting any further, I'd like to acknowledge that many people likely lived on the land where my house stands.

And they can all f*** off because it's my land now.

Posted by: Wally at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (qtpCP)

231 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:
http://tiny.cc/cg9jxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

Sturdy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (aD39U)

No tats, no piercings. Normal, if not natural, hair color. Looks like a normal human. Wearing a bikini but not an overly revealing one. Isn't shoving her ass in the camera.

Seems like a keeper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (z99Zw)

232 This bikini blonde on the beach doesn't go through any urban area alone anymore:

It's always good to take your photographer with you for the "Pay to look at me" pics. She is a cute girl, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (Ki//m)

233 Blonde will bring all that sand into my house. And sand is so hard to clean. Therefore, would
Not bang.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (YofvK)

234 My utility company website has a very stupid "feature." When you go to pay, it looks for duplicate payment potential and pops up - every time, in my experience, for years on end now - a warning along the lines of "you submitted a recent payment recently."

Yeah, no shit. My utilities are pretty stable. Next month will be similar to this month. This month will be similar to last month. As it gets hotter, it goes up but not in great surges. Ditto when it gets colder. This alert will trigger every time. It is meaningless, and serves only to increase the number of clicks required to pay the bill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (HnUIn)

235 I do miss New Comments Thingy
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:49 PM (vUbNJ)

=====

What color is a green orange?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

236 "some media outlets have pointed to a post-speech instant CNN poll showing 65 percent of viewers offered a positive review of Biden's speech."

so 35% of those pro-Biden viewers are now less likely to vote for him? (Because no one but an ardent Biden supported could have sat through that speech ... I didn't even try.)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

237 Hoo ked on pho honics wor ked for me!

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (/6GbT)

238 Hi, All. Wow, I picked a helluva day to miss the Art Thread. Nekkid gingers at the beach. Wow! A belated thank-you to CBD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (9yWhg)

239 Update on my daughter and her eye issue:

Her doctor said the MRI results were everything we hoped for, he knew the radiologist who read it and he trusts the reading. He kicked it back to the ophthalmologist to see if there was anything else we should do, but in his mind, we wait 6 months and do another check to see. He then said I needed to take her to chik fil a to celebrate, doctor’s orders. He told me it wouldn’t kill me to eat chicken nuggets, either. He is my doctor, too and has followed my weightloss and fitness journey so he knows how I am.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

240 Seems like a keeper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (z99Zw)

She has the strong thighs of a Mother of Empires.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (aD39U)

241 O.K. Thanks. Then it's a really dumb pro Biden sign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:47 PM (Ki//m)

No it's actually pretty intelligent. It gives him the pretense of "agency" in two words, which is not bad for a floundering vegetable.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (vUbNJ)

242 I would have her rather say: Correction George - Trump was never convicted or held civilly liable for the alleged rape of E Jean Carroll
______

You would think that would be the right thing to say, but if E Jean Carroll sues her for defamation, you can count on a NY judge or jury to agree that Nancy owes E. many millions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (fs1hN)

243 Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (w6EFb)

244 It's bullshit. The scripts aren't all that close.

https://tinyurl.com/c48hxme2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

Every script is plagiarized. Every. One. Unless you're a big name, in which case, you're the one doing the plagiarizing.

No but seriously, you know it, I know it, everyone in Hollowood knows it, no-names don't get their scripts made. You have to run it through someone else. That's how the town works.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

245 Potentially married AWFLs.

Single AWFLs, though? No chance. They're married to the state-church and worship at its altars. When the priests of the state-church demand human sacrifice - themselves or their children - they will ante up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

---------------

And as El Rushbo used to say: with abortion as their sacrament.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (rCC/v)

246 Blonde will bring all that sand into my house. And sand is so hard to clean. Therefore, would
Not bang.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (YofvK)
-----------
Don't talk to me about sand.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (DeFcY)

247 Blonde will bring all that sand into my house. And sand is so hard to clean. Therefore, would
Not bang.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (YofvK)
++++
Huh. "Montec" is Anakin Skywalker's alias!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (HnUIn)

248 What color is a green orange?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

Mold colored.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (vUbNJ)

249 Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

250 244
Every script is plagiarized. Every. One. Unless you're a big name, in which case, you're the one doing the plagiarizing.

No but seriously, you know it, I know it, everyone in Hollowood knows it, no-names don't get their scripts made. You have to run it through someone else. That's how the town works.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

=======

Dude making the accusation isn't a no-name. He's well established.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

251 >>>124 Afternoon Ace. Harsh to think this but a few more Lakin Riley's might shift a lot of AWFLs into either not voting or voting R.

a handful but they're real cultists.

They're maenads: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maenad

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

252 No tats, no piercings. Normal, if not natural, hair color. Looks like a normal human. Wearing a bikini but not an overly revealing one. Isn't shoving her ass in the camera.

Seems like a keeper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
--------------------

Absolutely

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (gZ9hV)

253 >>Allowing them to sell is a good deal. By the Constitution we could simply wipe them out.

The content that is allowed on the US TikTok platform is banned in China. They have no problem poisoning our kids with sexualized content and other garbage but keep it far from their kids. And a huge number of young people get their "news" from TikTok.

And they are using the platform to collect data on Americans and they refuse to stop or allow us access to see what they are doing. The CCP is evil and is absolutely committed to destroying this country. I'm all for stopping them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (LkLld)

254 I would have her rather say: Correction George - Trump was never convicted or held civilly liable for the alleged rape of E Jean Carroll. He was found liable by a NYC Judge of defamation against Carroll. No jury involved. And, oh by the way, I was a victim of rape at age 16 and d find your comments both dishonest and defamatory.
Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

Better still would have been for her to pull out her namesake and use it to crush Stephanopoulus' skull. Still, I suppose someone might have complained.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (z99Zw)

255 "some media outlets have pointed to a post-speech instant CNN poll showing 65 percent of viewers offered a positive review of Biden's speech."

I'm going to guess about 80% did not watch more than a few selected clips on CNN

Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (JojsZ)

256 Test: Still banned for unknown reasons?

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (JCLJi)

257 Her doctor said the MRI results were everything we hoped for, he knew the radiologist who read it and he trusts the reading. He kicked it back to the ophthalmologist to see if there was anything else we should do, but in his mind, we wait 6 months and do another check to see. He then said I needed to take her to chik fil a to celebrate, doctor’s orders. He told me it wouldn’t kill me to eat chicken nuggets, either. He is my doctor, too and has followed my weightloss and fitness journey so he knows how I am.
Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
Enjoy your nuggets, and I am happy to hear the good news. It sucks that there's still a problem, but it's great that it's not the feared catastrophic problem!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (HnUIn)

258 Biden ought to just go for broke and visit the murderer in jail. Make sure he's well taken care of.

Posted by: Jim Rose at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (miqrx)

259 which is what my Hispanic friends from New Mexico called them.
Posted by: huerfano at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (qeiBW)

Inspector says his mom, hispanic from an old Californio family, knew (and used) *all* the slighting terms about other hispanics.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (XjtdB)

260 Test: Still banned for unknown reasons?

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (JCLJi)

You weren't banned. Go read up the thread in question and you will see your comment(s).

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (vUbNJ)

261 Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
We are still counting votes in California.

This is embarrassing.

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

262 Hi, All. Wow, I picked a helluva day to miss the Art Thread. Nekkid gingers at the beach. Wow! A belated thank-you to CBD.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (9yWhg)
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I wouldn't get too comfortable...I'm sure tomorrow's Art Thread will be a doozy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (7fElN)

263 258 Biden ought to just go for broke and visit the murderer in jail. Make sure he's well taken care of.
Posted by: Jim Rose at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (miqrx)

=======

He needs to lead a protest outside the jail to let the murderer free because he built this country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

264 Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ

Glad to hear the positive news, Piper, and the doctor sounds like just a nice, down to earth man too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (Ki//m)

265 He told me it wouldn’t kill me to eat chicken nuggets, either. He is my doctor, too and has followed my weightloss and fitness journey so he knows how I am.
Posted by: Piper

Great news Piper!

Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

266 Dude making the accusation isn't a no-name. He's well established.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

I'll take your word for it. I don't know nothin' about this current gripe, just that "plagiarizing" is about as common in Hollowood as cocaine and the casting couch.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (dGCAG)

267 Not that I've even cared to look, but what were the numbers on how many actually watched this imbecile's lie-fest?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (mupln)

268 I wouldn't get too comfortable...I'm sure tomorrow's Art Thread will be a doozy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (7fElN)
++++
"Obese Lemon Party on Assorted Ottomans"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (HnUIn)

269 Normal people: This shit again?

Pixy: AHHH I'M DYING...

Posted by: When Daylight saving time comes to town at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

270 243 Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
------------------

So, the Russians fight the Chinese over here?

sort of like we're doing in the Ukraine

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (gZ9hV)

271 You weren't banned. Go read up the thread in question and you will see your comment(s).
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (vUbNJ)

It could be scoggy, so I wouldn't be too sure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (aD39U)

272 Important to remember that in one breath, the left will praise that lunatic rape victim wannabe E. Jean Carroll, and in the next breath tell you that Laken Riley is just what happens sometimes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

273 261 Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
We are still counting votes in California.

This is embarrassing.
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

=======

A real SCOTUS would declare the state ineligible to have their electoral votes counted or their representatives seated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

274 Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (w6EFb)

That's an easy one. Russians are white. It would be an emergency.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:56 PM (z99Zw)

275 Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (w6EFb)

Hey there Miley...

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:56 PM (vUbNJ)

276 No but seriously, you know it, I know it, everyone in Hollowood knows it, no-names don't get their scripts made. You have to run it through someone else. That's how the town works.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

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Knew a freelancer back in the day who submitted a script for Star Trek TNG -- and they modified some of the details, but essentially produced an episode based on it without him getting credit or pay.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:56 PM (rCC/v)

277 Important to remember that in one breath, the left will praise that lunatic rape victim wannabe E. Jean Carroll, and in the next breath tell you that Laken Riley is just what happens sometimes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)
++++
When the perpetrator is one of the allied or dependent groups, it's just life in the big city. Just be a bit more cosmopolitan like they are, and you'll understand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:56 PM (HnUIn)

278 incompetence? malice?

*how about "the power of and"?*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 01:56 PM (PFYt9)

279 Remember the FNM told us electronic voting would speed up the country process.

And now election day is election quarter.

So...good job guys.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (ibTVg)

280 Russell Wilson signs with the Steelers.

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

281 Republicans are out of touch. I was there when Juan Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln Riley, jack. Don't try to tell me what's what.

Posted by: Brandon at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (0FoWg)

282 I thought everyone love Election Month.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (aD39U)

283 Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (vUbNJ)

I think that a campaign sign of the candidate should leave no doubt that it's a pro sign. The sign has been up for months. If I couldn't figure it out, probably others couldn't either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (Ki//m)

284 A real SCOTUS would declare the state ineligible to have their electoral votes counted or their representatives seated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't know if SCOTUS could do that, but Congress probably could--if they had stones.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)

285 Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM (w6EFb)

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Vodka shortages?

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (rCC/v)

286 Remember the FNM told us electronic voting would speed up the country process.

And now election day is election quarter.

So...good job guys.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Mechanical counting is faster than manual counting.
Electronic counting is faster than mechanical counting.

Synthesized counting is always slow, though, because it's a moving target.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 01:58 PM (HnUIn)

287 I'm going to guess about 80% did not watch more than a few selected clips on CNN
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (JojsZ)

Anyone who liked the speech already love them some abortion, want the war in Ukraine to go on, think people bitching about the economy are lying liars who lie, and didn't believe Alzheimer Joe's assertion that the problem with illegals is that Don Trump just didn't go far enough.

In other words, CNN viewers and dimwitted imbeciles (BIRM).

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:58 PM (dGCAG)

288
Just curious - what if Russians are sneaking across the border along with Chinese?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM

I've seen three in a video. A guy and a girl, and a single guy. All military age. Can't say there are that many. Not like the Chinese. Holy shit there are a ton of them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 01:58 PM (RKVpM)

289 Trump was found civilly liable for defamation and sexual abuse in the first trial. After that he was found civilly liable for defamation for statements he made after the first trial. All bs of course

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:58 PM (CAwN0)

290 Samuel L. Jackson has made around $357,161,000 from his movies. He averages around 2200 words per movie in 156 movies. That's about $1040 per word.
"Motherf**ker" was 1116 of those words.
Samuel L. Jackson has made roughly $1,160,640 from saying "Motherf**ker"

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

291 k people bitching about the economy are lying liars who lie

I liked the comment our DU spy pulled where the DUmmies are claiming that since everyone gets at least a %5 increase locked in each year and inflation is "down to 3%" its now all good...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

292 Russell Wilson signs with the Steelers.
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

What, Kordell Stewart wasn't available?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

293 I think that a campaign sign of the candidate should leave no doubt that it's a pro sign. The sign has been up for months. If I couldn't figure it out, probably others couldn't either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 01:57 PM (Ki//m)

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The only reason I know that it's pro is that I saw one this weekend and wasn't sure (I was leaning towards against) so I looked it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (DRSnL)

294 Important to remember that in one breath, the left will praise that lunatic rape victim wannabe E. Jean Carroll, and in the next breath tell you that Laken Riley is just what happens sometimes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

Riley was only killed whereas Carroll stuck it to OMB. -- lefties

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (z99Zw)

295 Nothing more stark in understanding how Democrats view Americans than their hysterical reactions and actions in support of violent criminal George Floyd vs. innocent nursing student Laken Riley. It couldn't be plainer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (mupln)

296 Undocumented "newcomer" sounds like we should order the Welcome Wagon with gifts and a party. Ugggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (Ki//m)

297 7 The Meat Puppet has always been vicious and repulsive cretin, he's taking it to a whole other level.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 12:16 PM (JIdXK)

I always get a kick out of Biden being called a Meat Puppet. The Meat Puppets were one of my favorite bands back in time, and In a Car[/] was a masterpiece!

https://tinyurl.com/3fpbj9f8

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (yACxx)

298 I liked the comment our DU spy pulled where the DUmmies are claiming that since everyone gets at least a %5 increase locked in each year and inflation is "down to 3%" its now all good...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

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Wait, who is this everyone getting a 5% increase?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

299 Samuel L. Jackson has made around $357,161,000 from his movies. He averages around 2200 words per movie in 156 movies. That's about $1040 per word.
"Motherf**ker" was 1116 of those words.
Samuel L. Jackson has made roughly $1,160,640 from saying "Motherf**ker"
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)
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Someone has too much time on their hands.

Also, math.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (DeFcY)

300 A Chcken in Every Pot and

A Ballot Box in Every Buick

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (vUbNJ)

301 The band Genesis has changed the name and lyrics of their song "Illegal Allien" to "Undocumented Person."

Cos it's no fun being an Undocumented Person
No, it's no fun being an Undocumented Person

They have apologized profusely and vow to only play songs that Joe Biden likes.

Like "In Too Deep" and "Invisible Touch."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (lf83v)

302 I am still waiting to hear how Laken's killer "built this country", per Preznint Fookball.

-

Yeah, the Laken's murderer "built this country" is absolutely Biden getting his talking points crossed. That's a black people pander.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (AIJ3L)

303 273 261 Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
We are still counting votes in California.

This is embarrassing.
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

We? Sorry, Ric. It's they. They're doing the counting. We're just sitting back waiting to suffer the results.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 02:01 PM (KbCG3)

304 Wait, who is this everyone getting a 5% increase?

Government workers...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

305 Yeah, the Laken's murderer "built this country" is absolutely Biden getting his talking points crossed. That's a black people pander.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (AIJ3L)
++++
They built this country on crock and bull.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 02:01 PM (HnUIn)

306
Wait, who is this everyone getting a 5% increase?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

Wus up!
- Government Employees

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 02:01 PM (YofvK)

307 Meat popsicle > Meat puppet

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:01 PM (DeFcY)

308 I liked the comment our DU spy pulled where the DUmmies are claiming that since everyone gets at least a %5 increase locked in each year and inflation is "down to 3%" its now all good...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

If you want to get a real economist to spike their blood pressure, tell them how a 3% increase (which of course is a lie too) ON TOP OF THE PREVIOUS YEAR'S 11%, and claim it's a good thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (dGCAG)

309 Samuel L. Jackson has made around $357,161,000 from his movies. He averages around 2200 words per movie in 156 movies. That's about $1040 per word.
"Motherf**ker" was 1116 of those words.
Samuel L. Jackson has made roughly $1,160,640 from saying "Motherf**ker"
Posted by: SMOD

--

The important thing is that he has made $357,161,000 portraying the stereotype of a black man. Every single character, somehow even in star wars, was the same Quinten Tarantino MOTHERFUCKA!!! black man.

He has been a trainwreck for black people.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (AIJ3L)

310 Samuel L. Jackson has made roughly $1,160,640 from saying "Motherf**ker"
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

He can portray an enormous range of emotions when saying motherf**ker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (z99Zw)

311 I mean, a trainwreck assuming that...

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (AIJ3L)

312 Oh yeah~~!

@justinbaragona 30m
Email to Deadspin staffers today informing them that they've been sold and the new owner will not be retaining any of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (IG4Id)

313 Talcum X has converted to a certain desert religion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (cf/0E)

314 312 Oh yeah~~!

@justinbaragona 30m
Email to Deadspin staffers today informing them that they've been sold and the new owner will not be retaining any of them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 02:02 PM (IG4Id)

========

Learn to dig for coal. In China.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

315 "Meat popsicle > Meat puppet"

truer words have never been said!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (PFYt9)

316 Samuel L. Jackson has made roughly $1,160,640 from saying "Motherf**ker"
__________

It's an indelible mental imprint from 400 years of slavery.

Damn you white people!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (lf83v)

317 Samuel L Jackson is like Robert DeNiro. They ply themselves every movie. They’re entertaining to watch I suppose, but it’s not really acting. It’s just kinda existing.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

318 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

319 The left, meaning biden, Hates us Hates America and Hates Whites and Jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (pVWRI)

320
No but seriously, you know it, I know it, everyone in Hollowood knows it, no-names don't get their scripts made. You have to run it through someone else. That's how the town works.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 01:52 PM

They never plagiarize word for word. They'll flip some key element. It's usually a script that someone submitted and had to 'sign off' on that they'll work around. Believe me, I know. The only comfort is that it cost a lot to make and didn't make much money at the box office. What I got paid was probably pretty fair. But I can never take credit without lawyering up which I have little/none desire to do. Shady bunch.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)

321 Biden sucks.

Liberals suck.

Everything is starting to suck.

But Trump said pussy, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

322 301 The band Genesis has changed the name and lyrics of their song "Illegal Allien" to "Undocumented Person."

Cos it's no fun being an Undocumented Person
No, it's no fun being an Undocumented Person

They have apologized profusely and vow to only play songs that Joe Biden likes.

Like "In Too Deep" and "Invisible Touch."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (lf83v)

Invisible Touch was big on the radio when I was like four or five. I remember it being one of my first favorite songs. However, I always thought the lyrics were "Invisible tough shit."

Kind of funny when my mother heard me singing along.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

323 I've always liked 'meatsack'
that's what Vince D'Onofrio called human beings in Men In Black

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (oCjPU)

324 320 They never plagiarize word for word. They'll flip some key element. It's usually a script that someone submitted and had to 'sign off' on that they'll work around. Believe me, I know. The only comfort is that it cost a lot to make and didn't make much money at the box office. What I got paid was probably pretty fair. But I can never take credit without lawyering up which I have little/none desire to do. Shady bunch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)

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The accusation, though, was that it was word for word plagiarism.

Hell, the dude who made the accusation says that he stole the idea from a 1930s French film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

325 Cannon filed to the Florida federal court Wednesday a paperless order accepting two amicus briefs, one from the America First Legal Foundation and one from former Reagan era Attorney General Ed Meese, calling on the Florida federal judge to dismiss charges against Trump, court records show.
“The Court has reviewed the motions” Cannon writes, “and finds that the proposed amici bring to the Court’s attention relevant matter that may be of considerable help to the Court in resolving the cited pretrial motions.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

326 Samuel L Jackson is like Robert DeNiro. They ply themselves every movie. They’re entertaining to watch I suppose, but it’s not really acting. It’s just kinda existing.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

Neither one has entertained me in quite some time. The fact they still think they're relevant saddens me. They should take their ill gotten gains and move to a country more suited for their socialist ways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Email to Deadspin staffers today informing them that they've been sold and the new owner will not be retaining any of them.

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (2ocoG)

328 Kind of funny when my mother heard me singing along.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)
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'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (DeFcY)

329 It seems important to Joe and his supporters that he seem like a tough guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 02:06 PM (rWwta)

330 So 65% of Dems think the speech was good. So now the majority of Dems now think Hur was wrong, and Biden CAN be prosecuted for his document crimes. Good to know.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 11, 2024 02:06 PM (CecP5)

331 Email to Deadspin staffers today informing them that they've been sold and the new owner will not be retaining any of them.

Fuck yeah!
Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (2ocoG)

Sometimes there are wins. Then there are moments of peak orgasm wins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

332 280 Russell Wilson signs with the Steelers.
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Well, he will get a new set of paychecks. Don't know if this will improve the Steelers, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (hWxEy)

333 WE ALL KNOW THE MOON LANDING WAS STAGED
IT WAS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK
HOWEVER IT COST AN INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEY BECAUSE KUBRICK WAS A PERFECTIONIST AND INSISTED ON FILMING ON LOCATION

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

334 You can bet your last quatloo Decrepit Bigot Joe calls illegal aliens illegal in private. Well, no, that's not right. He calls them Illegal F^cking Wetbacks.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (5fDan)

335 The accusation, though, was that it was word for word plagiarism.

Hell, the dude who made the accusation says that he stole the idea from a 1930s French film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

Presumably then, the original work is in Le Domain Publique so it's all good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 02:08 PM (z99Zw)

336 Samuel L Jackson is like Robert DeNiro. They ply themselves every movie. They’re entertaining to watch I suppose, but it’s not really acting. It’s just kinda existing.
___________

Which is why I like the movie Jackie Brown.

DeNiro's character is shot dead, Samuel L. Jackson's character is shot dead and liberal Bridget Fonda's character was shot dead as a bonus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 02:08 PM (lf83v)

337 Kind of funny when my mother heard me singing along.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)
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With Joe, it's probably more like "illgul fishing wambucks."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:09 PM (DeFcY)

338 65% of Dems. The usual 25-30% of voters who are NPCs.

Brandon could stumble to a podium, reach in his trousers, and smear poop all over it, and they'd look at their pocket sized mind control devices, and proclaim it inspiring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2024 02:09 PM (0FoWg)

339 Deadspin was relevant for about two years, fifteen years ago.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 11, 2024 02:09 PM (rJ48h)

340 Pfff. Cut and paste fail.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:09 PM (DeFcY)

341 You can bet your last quatloo Decrepit Bigot Joe calls illegal aliens illegal in private. Well, no, that's not right. He calls them Illegal F^cking Wetbacks.
Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (5fDan)

He mumbles incoherently for five minutes and finishes with "you know, the thing".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2024 02:10 PM (z99Zw)

342 317 Samuel L Jackson is like Robert DeNiro. They ply themselves every movie. They’re entertaining to watch I suppose, but it’s not really acting. It’s just kinda existing.
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Jackson is pretty hard to look at these days. DeNiro is a midget - they all look alike.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:10 PM (hWxEy)

343 You can bet your last quatloo Decrepit Bigot Joe calls illegal aliens illegal in private. Well, no, that's not right. He calls them Illegal F^cking Wetbacks.
Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (5fDan)
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With Joe, it's probably more like "illgul fishing wambucks."-

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:10 PM (DeFcY)

344 WE ALL KNOW THE MOON LANDING WAS STAGED
IT WAS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK
HOWEVER IT COST AN INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEY BECAUSE KUBRICK WAS A PERFECTIONIST AND INSISTED ON FILMING ON LOCATION
Posted by: SMOD

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 02:10 PM (uiWTm)

345 Well, he will get a new set of paychecks. Don't know if this will improve the Steelers, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (hWxEy)

That will depend exponentially if they create the offense around his abilities, or if the egocentric coaches demand he change everything about his game to fit THEIR 'system.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

346 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

We built this titty on Rock and Roll.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at March 11, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

347 Deadspin!? You don't want to get in one of those!!!

Posted by: Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII at March 11, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz86T)

348 Has Joe ever apologized for getting Laken's name. I get embarrassed when I make a mistake on a name. I also get very apologetic.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (rWwta)

349 302 I am still waiting to hear how Laken's killer "built this country", per Preznint Fookball.

-

Yeah, the Laken's murderer "built this country" is absolutely Biden getting his talking points crossed. That's a black people pander.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 02:00 PM (AIJ3L)

By October Joe will be telling us that undocumented black union member transsexuals with Education Degrees built this country.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (5fDan)

350 Which is why I like the movie Jackie Brown.

DeNiro's character is shot dead, Samuel L. Jackson's character is shot dead and liberal Bridget Fonda's character was shot dead as a bonus.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 11, 2024 02:08 PM (lf83v)

And I'm betting DeNiro actually did stick his dick in Fonda and prematurely ejaculated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.

… doesn’t that mean we are all undocumented ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

352 Has Joe ever apologized for getting Laken's name. I get embarrassed when I make a mistake on a name. I also get very apologetic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (rWwta)

No, but he regretted calling the murdering illegal alien an illegal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

353 289 Trump was found civilly liable for defamation and sexual abuse in the first trial. After that he was found civilly liable for defamation for statements he made after the first trial. All bs of course
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 01:58 PM (CAwN0)

Defending yourself is against the law... if you are a Republican.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)

354 345 Well, he will get a new set of paychecks. Don't know if this will improve the Steelers, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:07 PM (hWxEy)

That will depend exponentially if they create the offense around his abilities, or if the egocentric coaches demand he change everything about his game to fit THEIR 'system.'
--------------
Coaches with systems never win. Coaches that tailor plays to his player's strengths win a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (hWxEy)

355 Deadspin was relevant for about two years, fifteen years ago.

What's funny is watching all the libs and journalists whining about "original Deadspin" meaning the Gawker version.

*Real* original Deadspin, before it was sold to Gawker, was actually a good site.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (2ocoG)

356 Talcum X has converted to a certain desert religion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 02:03 PM (cf/0E)

=====

He wasn't already? Huh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

357 Joe never acknowledges a mistake. Somehow the mistake on the name will turn out to be Trump's fault.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 02:14 PM (rWwta)

358 Someone posted a video of Biden talking to Chris Matthews back 2006, before he became Barky's butt boy. Biden says illegals should learn English and go through many years of civic ed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 02:14 PM (CAwN0)

359 You're going to see voter fraud with absolutely unabashed wildness in November. We'll see videos on youtube of Biden minions openly stuffing ballot boxes and mail-in drop-offs, and the media telling you straight to your face that it isn't happening. Then when Trump wins, segue to equally open and spectacular insurrection.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 11, 2024 02:14 PM (YRCJq)

360 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

We built this titty on Rock and Roll.
Posted by: Casey Kasem at March 11, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

All I'm lookin for is a.....

Big Tittied! Big Tittied Wife!!!

Posted by: The Scorpions at March 11, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

361 =====

He wasn't already? Huh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

Black lives matter doesn't matter to him anymore. He's found a new pander.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

362 >Talcum X has converted to a certain desert religion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

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dammit, that's authentic AF

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:16 PM (oCjPU)

363 Report: VA DEI Office has a ‘Hostile, Toxic Work Environment’ Including Sexual Harassment

“At one point, a senior manager fired a mid-level manager because both men wanted to sexually harass the same employee. When a complaint was filed, a political appointee sat on it, apparently partly for racial reasons.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

364 he is determined to be a Negro come hell or high water

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:16 PM (oCjPU)

365 >Talcum X has converted to a certain desert religion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

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A Freman ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

366 363 Report: VA DEI Office has a ‘Hostile, Toxic Work Environment’ Including Sexual Harassment

“At one point, a senior manager fired a mid-level manager because both men wanted to sexually harass the same employee. When a complaint was filed, a political appointee sat on it, apparently partly for racial reasons.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

=======

Not possible. Getting hired by government makes one more moral and frees them from any moral consequence of any of their actions.

Just as Paul about the EPA and the disasters it causes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

367 Jackie Brown? Was she also killed by an illegal?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (vUbNJ)

368 It could have been much, much worse. He could have misgendered her killer. Al-Gayeda would still be rioting.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (4olE8)

369 --------------
Coaches with systems never win. Coaches that tailor plays to his player's strengths win a lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (hWxEy)

This is why I've said forever that Tony Romo should sue the shit out of 'Ginger Jesus' Jason Garrett because Romo should've had multiple championships, but NOOO. "To be successful in this league, you MUST be a POCKET PASSER!!!!!"

Despite Romo having a better completion percentage outside the pocket doing his best Brett Favre impression.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

370 sorry, said 'hell'

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:18 PM (oCjPU)

371 he is determined to be a Negro come hell or high water
Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:16 PM (oCjPU)

=====

That's why I'm surprised he didn't convert way back when he started cosplaying as a black guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

372 359 You're going to see voter fraud with absolutely unabashed wildness in November. We'll see videos on youtube of Biden minions openly stuffing ballot boxes and mail-in drop-offs, and the media telling you straight to your face that it isn't happening. Then when Trump wins, segue to equally open and spectacular insurrection.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 11, 2024 02:14 PM (YRCJq)

They'll stuff the ballot boxes, producing insane vote totals for each candidate. They'll then "audit" it to show that a lot of that stuffing was in favor of Trump. They'll dump those votes and Biden will win an election with the lowest recorded vote totals in modern history.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

373 ----

A Freman ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

A Froman > A Freman

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

374 That drooling senile degenerate retarded pedophile child-sniffing shitbag doesn't give a fuck about any Americans at all, why would he care about a young lady whose death his policies caused?

Posted by: Fuck that elementary schoolgirl fondling fuckstick to hell at March 11, 2024 02:19 PM (tczCu)

375 Couldn't Talcum X have converted as a white man?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 02:19 PM (rWwta)

376 >That's why I'm surprised he didn't convert way back when he started cosplaying as a black guy.

Posted by: Jordan61

well, he was still concentrating on getting the facial hair just right

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 02:20 PM (oCjPU)

377 nood

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 11, 2024 02:20 PM (DeFcY)

378 Trump was found civilly liable for defamation and sexual abuse in the first trial. After that he was found civilly liable for defamation for statements he made after the first trial. All bs of course
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Thank you for the clarification. I have trouble keeping up with the insanity sometimes.

Posted by: Cheri at March 11, 2024 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

379 ----

A Freman ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

The Sausage King of Chicago?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 02:20 PM (T+Iwg)

380 Coaches with systems never win. Coaches that tailor plays to his player's strengths win a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 02:13 PM (hWxEy)

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* Legitimate leadership traits have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 02:20 PM (ZvoOT)

381 They'll stuff the ballot boxes, producing insane vote totals for each candidate. They'll then "audit" it to show that a lot of that stuffing was in favor of Trump. They'll dump those votes and Biden will win an election with the lowest recorded vote totals in modern history.

If they have a bulletproof steal planned, why are all of the federal agencies rushing to put anti-Trump rules into place? I think they're going to let him win in order to discredit election security advocates and then use the bureacracy to hogtie him again. They successfully did it last time, they can do it even better with forewarning.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

382 In the SOTU Joe also referred to the illegal as a killer. 'An innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.'

Tomorrow I expect Joe will say he regrets call the undocumented saint a killer, rather than accused killer. After the SPLC and ACLU and the Trial Lawyers Association badger Joe all day today.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 02:21 PM (5fDan)

383 Daily Mail-
Deadspin lays off ENTIRE editorial staff after the popular sports website is sold to European startup firm Lineup Publishing

https://tinyurl.com/yhfc5phj

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2024 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

384 No person is illegal.
We need to call them what they are: invaders.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2024 12:17 PM (EGSGm)
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Colonizers.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2024 02:22 PM (xT7BI)

385 Trump routinely drew over 40 million viewers to SOTU.

Biden struggles to get 30 million.

https://tinyurl.com/SOTUratings2024

Posted by: scottst at March 11, 2024 02:25 PM (mb7FG)

386 2 He's got his fans.

I don't know why, but he does.
Posted by: XTC

It's not him. It's what he represents. Glorius Progress! Utopia is just a five-year plan away! Embrace the Future, Comrade! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 02:26 PM (sAmhv)

387 On key 2024 issues of Biden’s economy, crime, Hamas’s war, as well as the Ukraine war, Biden’s approval rating “remains unchanged,” the poll found:

Economy: 36 percent approval
Crime: 35 percent approval
Hamas: 30 percent approval
Ukraine: 41 percent approval
Biden’s speech, which many said was angry, partisan, and aggressive, was not well received among independents. Thirty-six percent of independents said he performed worse or as expected. Only 25 percent said he performed better than expected.

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

388 "Dissolve the people and elect another"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 02:38 PM (8sMut)

389 Americans, especially rural Americans, are some be of the most tolerant people in the world. It's not that they're saints, it's that they can afford to be, literally and figuratively.

But you know what? They're getting tired of being shit on for their trouble. I hope Trump remembers that.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 11, 2024 02:58 PM (fvaUq)

390 There's no point in calling out the hypocrisy of such things. As others have pointed out in the past, what gives these people's lives meaning is not being held to the same rules they make for everyone else.

Posted by: gn at March 11, 2024 03:02 PM (Fbarm)

391 Apologies - intended for the Hochul thread.

Posted by: gn at March 11, 2024 03:04 PM (Fbarm)

392 So this guy enters the county ILLEGALLY, commits crimes here in this country and because he is not deported or punished for the crimes he committed, he is able to kill a 22 year old nursing student.

And all the left cares about is what President Braindamaged calls him in a speech? Isn't the whole MURDERER part a little more important?

The Left WANTS the world's criminal here, in this country, committing crimes. And the media is so fundamentally UN-SERIOUS about their jobs they refuse to demand why.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 11, 2024 03:19 PM (NptO6)

393 As a football fan, I can see the slip. I've said Lincoln Riley enough times referring to the USC coach that I might malaprop the two. That's just me as a fan. I imagine a DIV I scholarship player like Bide, with his extensive ties to the game, would be more likely than I am to make that mistake.

Posted by: Ben Sears at March 11, 2024 03:31 PM (Qpf3u)

394 Biden, by which I mean Obama, murdered Laken Riley.

The Venezuelan gang-banger was just his murder weapon.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 11, 2024 07:13 PM (fmZT+)

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