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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Loghi Biarritz.jpg

Biarritz Beach
Kimon Loghi

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Kissing.

Kissing.

Kissing the pink.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Nice beach!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 12, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

5 Nice looking tree.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2024 09:31 AM (0eaVi)

6 Peaceful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 09:31 AM (R4t5M)

7 Happy tree

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

8 Pretty. Serene. Would hang.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

9 Cherry blossoms....it's that time here.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

10 This week's theme so far is pretty colors and H2O.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (MvF+J)

11 Glistening blue. Which is amazing considering how many turds are floating in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Nice. Would hang. But it could use a few more nekked ladies if you ask me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (T+Iwg)

13 Awwww, that's pretty.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (KwCx7)

14 The colors seem a little garish to me.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (SfhV1)

15 No nekkid gingers today. Sigh…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (9yWhg)

16 they have flowering cherry trees in Biarritz?

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (JFlPn)

17 I thought the beach would be full. Isn't Biarritz a resort town? Sorta looks empty.

Empty like "A Literary Horde." I've had some members say they are unable to log in. Happening to anyone else?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2024 09:33 AM (0eaVi)

18 11 Glistening blue. Which is amazing considering how many turds are floating in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)


A diet of ze bugs will do that to you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 12, 2024 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

19 Very, very pretty. Would definitely hang.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

20 Yay! Cherry blossoms!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 09:34 AM (IB/6k)

21 Well that's a nice one.
Peaceful, lovely colors. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:34 AM (6IDWi)

22 Ain't nobody nekkid on this beach...

Posted by: Heavy sigh at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (dg+HA)

23 The Last Haitian Leaves Haiti...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (/SHEi)

24 I gotta admit, I really dislike pink.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

25 You know what this painting is missing?

A BBQ

A nice long pig BBQ.

Let me fix that...

Posted by: Some Haitian "refugee" at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (ibTVg)

26 I gotta admit, I really dislike pink.

Preach brother.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (ibTVg)

27 Morning.

That's a lovely scene.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (6sAgh)

28 Lovely.
Thanks CBD!

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2024 09:35 AM (wMSZ1)

29 Six hours before the naval bombardment and twelve hours before the IIIMARDIV storms ashore.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 09:36 AM (IaTa3)

30 Soothing...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2024 09:36 AM (Akjoo)

31 The pink and the blue are really lovely together. Similar intensities and tints.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

32 Six hours before the naval bombardment and twelve hours before the IIIMARDIV storms ashore.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 09:36 AM (IaTa3)

Not needed. Notice the white flags in the distance. It's France, you know.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2024 09:37 AM (0eaVi)

33 Can't wait to see how Biarritz and Loghi get worked into a limerick.

Posted by: Hint, hint at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (dg+HA)

34 Needs a few sunbathers....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (7fElN)

35 20 Yay! Cherry blossoms!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 09:34 AM (IB/6k)

I believe peak blossom at the Dee Cee Tidal Basin this year is either next week or the week after. I won't go near it - the traffic and crowding can be horrendous.

Fortunately, there are enough cherries in my suburban neighborhood that I don't have to go looking for them elsewhere.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (T+Iwg)

36 Ain't nobody nekkid on this beach...
Posted by: Heavy sigh

Look closer - notice a bare culo and two knees behind the weeds.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (IaTa3)

37 Romanian artist. No entry in Wikipedia.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (oaGWv)

38 I see Kimon Loghi also has some, uh, tasteful nudes.

Out: Its good to be the king

In: Hey baby its for art you don't need a shirt

Posted by: Obligatory at March 12, 2024 09:39 AM (ibTVg)

39 What's a culo?

Posted by: Low hanging curve at March 12, 2024 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

40 If you zoom WAY in, there's a nip on the deck of the sailboat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

41 What's a culo?
Posted by: Low hanging curve at March 12, 2024 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

Spanish slang for asshole.

Posted by: Robert at March 12, 2024 09:40 AM (6sAgh)

42 I'm OK with the pink.

Painting reminds me of Childe Hassam's paintings of the Isles of Shoals:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdbfb8p

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (6IDWi)

43 I like this. Lovely cherry tree and daffodils, and a sense of gentle waves rolling in. Very Springy. Would hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (Wnv9h)

44 I believe peak blossom at the Dee Cee Tidal Basin this year is either next week or the week after. I won't go near it - the traffic and crowding can be horrendous.

Fortunately, there are enough cherries in my suburban neighborhood that I don't have to go looking for them elsewhere.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


I would love to see them, but yeah, not putting up with the traffic & crowds.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (IB/6k)

45 I believe peak blossom at the Dee Cee Tidal Basin this year is either next week or the week after. I won't go near it - the traffic and crowding can be horrendous.

Fortunately, there are enough cherries in my suburban neighborhood that I don't have to go looking for them elsewhere.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 09:38 AM (T+Iwg)

One of our local museums has a cherry blossom festival in their Japanese gardens every year. It's much safer than DC.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (OyyDO)

46 Wiki sez the painter is "Macedonian/Romanian". Or vice versa.

Purty cherry blossomz?

and boat on lake. No, Biarritz, so the Atlantic Ocean.

Joe's drug cocktail, they're starting to work on me now. Good morning!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (BHrzb)

47 Would hang

Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (pVjQs)

48 Not the color palette I normally associate with the Atlantic around the latitude of Portland, ME. But I guess if you catch it on the right day in Spring, and paint fast...

Posted by: HTL at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (KTBUQ)

49 Biarritz, Biarritz, ballroom Biarritz

Posted by: The Sweet at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)

50 "they have flowering cherry trees in Biarritz?"

Probably inland, but on a salt-water shore? Dunno.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (MvF+J)

51 That's some magic Loghi!

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (2yu8s)

52 *What's a culo?*

20 francs. Same as in Paris.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

53 Not so much a beach as a bay.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:42 AM (2yu8s)

54 A culo is an ass/arse in Italian. Cul de sac is the bottom of the sack (or a dead-end street).

Posted by: Ciampino - Va fa 'n culo at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (qfLjt)

55 Strong Japanese feel. Both because of the cherry tree and from the strongly asymmetrical design.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (XjtdB)

56 Do you ever think about the insane amount of art humans have created?
I mean, basically every human on the planet has painted or written, danced or sang.

Doesn't that seem kinda weird, from a purely survival or evolution perspective?

How about displaying it, that insatiable drive? Like, even the poorest hovel in some 3rd world country is going to have some sort of painting, picture or print hung on a wall.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (yikga)

57 CBD, what? No naked bathing beauties this AM?

Posted by: Ciampino - Va fa 'n culo eh at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (qfLjt)

58 No hair.

Would not sniff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Very nice
Detecting a theme this week

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (Furrd)

60 This is a wonderful painting. The contrast of the tree and the water is great. The boat makes you almost feel the breeze. Don’t know if it’s a cherry or redbud tree. Doesn’t matter, would definitely hang it. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (A44Mw)

61 Where da nekkid chicks at?

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (bWsRe)

62 Where's my axe?

Posted by: George Washington at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

63 >>Detecting a theme this week


That's the point. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:45 AM (6IDWi)

64 Trees AND boats. This is art, I tell you what.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 09:45 AM (aD39U)

65 I mean, basically every human on the planet has painted or written, danced or sang.

Doesn't that seem kinda weird, from a purely survival or evolution perspective?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Not really - It (dancing) saved Pee Wee Herman from certain death in that biker bar.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 09:45 AM (IaTa3)

66 T - 28 minutes from NZ
https://tinyurl.com/5dpatvur

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #02 at March 12, 2024 09:45 AM (qfLjt)

67 How about displaying it, that insatiable drive? Like, even the poorest hovel in some 3rd world country is going to have some sort of painting, picture or print hung on a wall.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (yikga)

Velvet Elvis is everywhere!

Posted by: Savoir Faire at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (0eaVi)

68 Where da nekkid chicks at?
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (bWsRe)



He can only take so much hate mail from the 'ettes in one week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Cherry blossoms....it's that time here.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)



It's azalea time here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (aD39U)

70 Where's the Cadillac?

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (vFG9F)

71 Our native black cherries bloom plenty, but not as pretty. It'll be a few weeks yet.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (MvF+J)

72 My cherry blossom is getting started. Waiting on the crepe myrtle now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2024 09:46 AM (0FoWg)

73 What a refreshing contrast to J.J.'s MR picture!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (8hcrc)

74 “Biarritz” sounds more German to me than French.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

75 "Where da nekkid chicks at?
Posted by: Montec "

I guess they got in the Caddy and left.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (vFG9F)

76 Looking at some of the artist's other works. Lots of beautiful landscapes. There's a portrait of a little girl with a red flower in her hair that's absolutely adorable.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (oaGWv)

77 "CBD, what? No naked bathing beauties this AM?"

Snorkeling.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (MvF+J)

78 And the hydrangeas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (0FoWg)

79 Biarritz is adjacent to Bayonne.

So, New Jersey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

80 Doesn't that seem kinda weird, from a purely survival or evolution perspective?

How about displaying it, that insatiable drive? Like, even the poorest hovel in some 3rd world country is going to have some sort of painting, picture or print hung on a wall.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (yikga)

G.K. Chesterton mused about prehistoric cave paintings and warned against the arrogance of our dismissing them as any less meaningful than modern art. He said, IIRC, that for all we know they might have been meant to decorate the nursery.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 09:48 AM (T+Iwg)

81 Puttin' on Biarritz!!!

Posted by: Frankenstein at March 12, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Gone to Spring Break in Ft Lauderdale.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 09:48 AM (vFG9F)

83 *Doesn't that seem kinda weird, from a purely survival or evolution perspective?*

Not if your worldview includes God. He's a Creator, after all. And we were created in His image. He is by His very nature creative, and therefore so are we. That's what makes us human. Our creative outlets help us find our passions. Our passions define us.

Posted by: But hey, maybe your ancestors were gorillas at March 12, 2024 09:49 AM (dg+HA)

84 Here are more of the artist's work; https://www.artnet.com/artists/kimon-loghi/3

He really likes his pastel colors.

Note, not all of his paintings are safe for work

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2024 09:49 AM (ibTVg)

85 Where da nekkid chicks at?
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM


Wit da white wimmen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2024 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

86 > Do you ever think about the insane amount of art humans have created?
____________

Cave art >> AI generated art

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2024 09:49 AM (Q4IgG)

87 Cadillac Biarritz ElDorado Frank Sinatra Special Edition with T Tops and wet bar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 12, 2024 09:49 AM (0EOe9)

88 60 This is a wonderful painting. The contrast of the tree and the water is great. The boat makes you almost feel the breeze. Don’t know if it’s a cherry or redbud tree. Doesn’t matter, would definitely hang it. Thanks CBD.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 12, 2024 09:44 AM (A44Mw)

I like how the cool blue makes the pink pop, while the vivid pink makes the blue sparkle. This painting just *works*.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

89 CBD, I want to say a belated "thank-you" to you for yesterday's art. I missed the thread because I was under the weather and sleeping. But once I went back and looked at it -- Wow! Thanks again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

90 "What a refreshing contrast to J.J.'s MR picture!"

Yeah, that one was kind of a nightmare. Very unpleasant viewing first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (oaGWv)

91 How about displaying it, that insatiable drive? Like, even the poorest hovel in some 3rd world country is going to have some sort of painting, picture or print hung on a wall.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 09:43 AM (yikga)

Beats watching the paint peel. You can look at those dogs playing poker and know your life has meaning.

Posted by: Art saved my life at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (HbKxR)

92 Where da nekkid chicks at?
Posted by: Montec

Trying to find out my name and phone number.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:51 AM (9yWhg)

93 This painting just *works*.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

Yes...and I find it fascinating that the artist's technical skill is enough to make it a thoroughly enjoyable piece.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM (gSZYf)

94
Trying to find out my name and phone number.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:51 AM (9yWhg)



We gave up on that.

Posted by: Nekkid Chicks at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Cadillac Beach!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

96 90 "What a refreshing contrast to J.J.'s MR picture!"

Yeah, that one was kind of a nightmare. Very unpleasant viewing first thing in the morning.
Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (oaGWv)

Victoria is out on that sailboat. Twerking.

Posted by: She's a Famous Beach Too at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM (HbKxR)

97 I'm OK with the pink.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (6IDWi)

Pink shirt...looks great with navy/charcoal blazer/sportcoat.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

98 But once I went back and looked at it -- Wow! Thanks again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

Yup! I liked that piece, even though the version I used seems to have been tuned up a bit. I think the original was more muted...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (gSZYf)

99 Victoria is out on that sailboat. Twerking.



I hate it when she does that.
-- Albert

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (9yWhg)

100
Yes...and I find it fascinating that the artist's technical skill is enough to make it a thoroughly enjoyable piece.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM (gSZYf)




You know who else had a thoroughly enjoyable piece......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

101 >>He can only take so much hate mail from the 'ettes in one week.


Aw, you assume are we cry-bullies now, Sponge?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (6IDWi)

102 Art is everywhere. Walk in a grocery store and you’ll find thousands of works of art just in the packaging of items. Every car you see is a work of art in its design. And so on.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (bWsRe)

103 Can't wait to see how Biarritz and Loghi get worked into a limerick.
Posted by: Hint, hint at March 12, 2024


***
Biarritz, Biarritz,
(Something something) crackers Ritz . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

104
You know who else had a thoroughly enjoyable piece......


Reggie Love?

Posted by: Barky Obalala at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (ibTVg)

105 No naked gingers. Would not hang.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (rmKjj)

106 Aw, you assume are we cry-bullies now, Sponge?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (6IDWi)



I've read the comments.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Biarritz
France, Europe
Half ritzy coastal resort, half summer surfers' hang-out, the seaside resort of Biarritz has been a favourite beach getaway since Napoléon III and his Spanish-born wife Eugénie arrived during the mid-19th century. Its elegant villas and heritage-listed residences, which glitter with belle époque and art deco details, have retained their glamour. Unfortunately the 20th century wasn't quite so kind, and the seafront is blessed with its fair share of concrete carbuncles that have done little to enhance its aesthetic appeal. Nevertheless, Biarritz remains one of the southwest's seaside gems and throngs with visitors in summer.
------
Lonely Planet

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (2yu8s)

108 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies! You know you want it, Lucy, now come here!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (Vot7r)

109 G.K. Chesterton mused about prehistoric cave paintings and warned against the arrogance of our dismissing them as any less meaningful than modern art. He said, IIRC, that for all we know they might have been meant to decorate the nursery.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 09:48 AM (T+Iwg)

Somebody once did a study of the cave paintings by looking at them as the original painters did. In flickering torchlight, the animals seem to move. In some caves and chambers, echoes mimic the animals' sounds. Some are even painted so deep and out of the way no one would ever see them. They seem to be more than wall paintings. A lot of thought seems to have gone into them. If so, they are as complex in design and concept as anything today.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

110 No naked gingers. Would not hang.

Give it to me baby
Give it to me baby
Me love you long time

Posted by: Some Pink tree at March 12, 2024 09:55 AM (ibTVg)

111 I've read the comments.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

I get surprisingly few complaints about the art...at least via email.

The comments are another matter entirely!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2024 09:56 AM (gSZYf)

112 I'm OK with the pink.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2024 09:41 AM (6IDWi)

Pink shirt...looks great with navy/charcoal blazer/sportcoat.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

Izod. Popped collar. Layered over white and then lime green.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2024 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

113 OT, since we are past 100: I got through to Social Security this morning. They hae and are processing my application for Med Part B, which I faxed to them about two weeks ago. They tell me I might see the notification letter and card within sixty days, so, end of April. Maybe I'll be able to get out of here (retire, I mean) by the end of May!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

114 Mollie Hemingway is calling for George Stefanopolous to be fired over the Nancy Mace interview. He won’t be of course. But he is and always has been a huge piece of shit. And ABC, owned by DEIsney is his employer which is also run by pieces of shit.

Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:56 AM (bWsRe)

115 Case in point, from Monday:

75 It's only Monday and the 'ettes are already getting stiffed.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

116 When your government is spending trillions, a few billionaires ain't the problem.

And if you think they are, you are the problem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 09:58 AM (yikga)

117 In the spirit of fairness tomorrow we need an all nude men art post.
- Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:58 AM (bWsRe)

118 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz was offered from 1956-1960. I couldn't afford one.

Posted by: Ronnie Rambler at March 12, 2024 09:58 AM (V5BDR)

119 114 What happened at the Nancy Mace interview? Was he staring at her rack?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

120 102 Art is everywhere. Walk in a grocery store and you’ll find thousands of works of art just in the packaging of items. Every car you see is a work of art in its design. And so on.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (bWsRe)

I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

121 We had a whale of a fight in our house tonight, my kids telling me that they wouldn't vote for Biden because "he's bombing the Palestinians in Gaza". This comes from their social media groups, as well as from their very alt-Left grandmother who is very pro-Hamas.

Ask them if they think Trump would be any better for the Palestinians, considering he implemented a Muslim ban and he's Netanyahu's good buddy.

Netanyahu and Putin want Trump for POTUS. Most Republicans support Putin over Biden. The source of this anti American sentiment lies at the feet of Russian propagandist Rupert Murdoch and his Pox News propaganda operation.

Perception is hard to dislodge once rooted in people's minds. A vote against Biden would be perceived as a protest against his support of Netanyahu and the ongoing murder of innocents in Gaza. Such voters might not vote for Trump either, but leaving the presidential choice blank could help Trump win.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

122 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

I had a surprisingly easy time with the SSA.

OT: can you try to log in to ALH? Others can't get in. Thanks.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2024 10:00 AM (0eaVi)

123 That Nuland should be whipped from Land's End to John o' Groats.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #03 at March 12, 2024 10:00 AM (qfLjt)

124 Te NZ launch has weather issues so
T - 60 minutes now.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #04 at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (qfLjt)

125 It’s cute how DUtards still think Fox News is right wing. Proving the last comment from DU about perceptions.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (bWsRe)

126 That Nuland should be whipped from Land's End to John o' Groats.
Posted by: Ciampino


Wonder what the US equivalent of that saying would be --
from Key West to Prudhoe Bay?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

127 "OT, since we are past 100: I got through to Social Security this morning. They hae and are processing my application for Med Part B,"

Trying to get through to Social Security is an enormous pain in the rump.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (oaGWv)

128 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I thought Loghi was a running back for the 49'ers. Paints too.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (W/lyH)

129 121 We had a whale of a fight in our house tonight, my kids telling me that they wouldn't vote for Biden because "he's bombing the Palestinians in Gaza". This comes from their social media groups, as well as from their very alt-Left grandmother who is very pro-Hamas.
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LOL.
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

And, of course, Putin has publicly supported Biden winning.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (2yu8s)

130 Netanyahu and Putin want Trump for POTUS. Most Republicans support Putin over Biden. The source of this anti American sentiment lies at the feet of Russian propagandist Rupert Murdoch and his Pox News propaganda operation.


When did the left become anti-Russia?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (IB/6k)

131 114 Mollie Hemingway is calling for George Stefanopolous to be fired over the Nancy Mace interview. He won’t be of course. But he is and always has been a huge piece of shit. And ABC, owned by DEIsney is his employer which is also run by pieces of shit.
---
Don't forget he was the one that asked the Republican if he was going to ban birth control.
No one at all anywhere ever was saying that, no one had proposed that in any way, but suddenly he made it a national issue.

And the AWFL got all riled up, as planned.

He is a nasty, mean POS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (yikga)

132 What happened at the Nancy Mace interview? Was he staring at her rack?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)



He brought up her being raped and asked how she could support Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

133 What happened at the Nancy Mace interview? Was he staring at her rack?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

Who can blame him?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (R4t5M)

134 119 114 What happened at the Nancy Mace interview? Was he staring at her rack?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

He berated her for her Trump support. Asking 10 times how can you, a rape survivor, support Trump who is a rapist?

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (bWsRe)

135 For those of you who think nothing is changing, there is encouraging word from the RNC. Whatley and Lara Trump are firing some 60 of the current staff, including some higher ups.

https://tinyurl.com/2522av4n

However, Kurt Schlichter has big problems with the current state of the legal effort, thanks to the incoherence of Ronna McDaniel.

https://tinyurl.com/msceak3t

I think it's a bit early for despair, but it's good that those at the RNC who haven't been fired fear for their jobs. Listen to Schlichter, you fools.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (CsUN+)

136
Meh...

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (X4yCj)

137

When did the left become anti-Russia?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (IB/6k)


When Russia stopped bing communist.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (bWsRe)

138 And, of course, Putin has publicly supported Biden winning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (2yu8s)

That's just 12-dimensional backgammon. "I know that you know that I know that you know ..."

Posted by: Vizzini at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (HbKxR)

139 What relation is Lara Trump to Donald?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

140 Since we're over 100

Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (XjtdB)

141 Wonder what the US equivalent of that saying would be --
from Key West to Prudhoe Bay?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

Dutch Harbor?...need a map.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2024 10:05 AM (AwYPR)

142 What happened at the Nancy Mace interview? Was he staring at her rack?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)


He brought up her being raped and asked how she could support Trump.


It was delicious, not because she addressed the question, which she refused to do, but because she used typical Dem tactics to accuse Stephalococous of hating women and shaming rape victims. It's your game, guys, don't complain when we play by your rules.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:05 AM (CsUN+)

143 What relation is Lara Trump to Donald?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)



She's married to Eric.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

144 What relation is Lara Trump to Donald?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Daughter in law. Married to Eric.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:05 AM (K3VqA)

145 Kimon Loghi
Born: 1873 - Serres, Macedonia
Died: 1952 - Bucharest, Romania
Known for: Impressionist landscape, still life, water-scene and portrait painting
Name variants: Kimon Login, Kimon Logos

Unfamiliar with the artist. He did a few paintings of Biarritz Beach in France. This particular painting is pretty & very Spring-like, but I wouldn't hang it if that's the true coloration the artist used. (There are other prints, more muted, available. I don't know what's accurate v. what's been enhanced for sales.) Thanks!

Thanks.

Posted by: L - RINOs. You can't make them love you more or hate you less at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (GshMh)

146 I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.
Posted by: Kris


Look at some of the French flintlock pistols & the Middle Eastern/Arabian muzzleloader rifles.

Some of them are truly works of art. Especially with all the hand engraving.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (IB/6k)

147 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (XjtdB)

You need heat. Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (R4t5M)

148 Byron York @ByronYork
The dishonesty of Stephanopoulos' interview is striking. He says 10 times that Trump was found 'liable for rape' in the E Jean Carroll case. He says that the jury found Trump 'liable for rape.' In fact, the jury specifically found Trump *not* liable for rape. It found him liable for 'sexual abuse.' The judge later tried to spin the decision, citing laws that did not apply, to argue that the jury 'implicitly' found Trump liable for rape. In the absence of an actual jury finding of rape, the judge guessed that the jury's decision 'necessarily implies' rape. Stephanopoulos, in spite of the jury's written finding, on 10 occasions said Trump had been found legally liable for rape. Why not just be accurate and say Trump was found liable for sexual abuse? Does anyone think that sounds *good*? Did ABC think it would be letting Trump off easy by accurately citing the jury's verdict? I've written several times that I think the case should never have been brought. But it is a fact that Trump was found liable for sexual abuse. It's also a fact that he was not found liable for rape.

PS: If you want to read the judge's spin, it's here: [andy omitted]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (2yu8s)

149 I did not know that about Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (9yWhg)

150
He berated her for her Trump support. Asking 10 times how can you, a rape survivor, support Trump who is a rapist?
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (bWsRe)



It saddened me that she didn't respond with "Trump was convicted of rape? When? Did he server time?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

151 Mace should have just said that she imagines Biden's daddy-daughter shower time and an involuntary roll in the hay with The Donald seems less repulsive.

Posted by: You need to make them sorry they asked at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (HbKxR)

152 "OT, since we are past 100: I got through to Social Security this morning. They hae and are processing my application for Med Part B,"
*
Trying to get through to Social Security is an enormous pain in the rump.
Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024


***
True. But this time it was only a 25-minute wait on hold instead of 37 or something.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

153 I shall not sully this art with shabby doggerel.

I abstain.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

154 102 Art is everywhere. Walk in a grocery store and you’ll find thousands of works of art just in the packaging of items. Every car you see is a work of art in its design. And so on.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (bWsRe)
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A Yugo ?

Posted by: Ciampino - There's a limit at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (qfLjt)

155 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a b

I started having lots of them after a recent epidural. The doc gave me muscle relaxers, but they don't seem to do much, and make me groggy. Alternatively, she said to drink tonic water. The quinine in it seems to have an effect.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:08 AM (CsUN+)

156 E. Jean Carroll's case was a f*cking Law and Order episode.

That case ALONE shows no one of right mind can receive a fair trial in NY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Art is everywhere.

It really is.

Posted by: Larry Flynt, Loudly Respirating in Hell at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (HbKxR)

158 Nancy Drew > Nancy Sinatra > Nancy Mace > Nancy Pelosi > "Nancy" David French

Posted by: Moron Math at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

159 A Yugo ?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yugos and Azteks are completely devoid of design elements.



It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (IaTa3)

160 I abstain.
------
And save yourself some pain.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)

161 I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.
Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024


***
A Luger certainly is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

162 I abstain.
------
And save yourself some pain.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)



After draining the main vein.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

163

It saddened me that she didn't respond with "Trump was convicted of rape? When? Did he server time?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

She said something like it was a civil trial and he wasn’t found guilty if anything. Plus she’s crazy.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (bWsRe)

164 I abstain.
------
And save yourself some pain.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)



Better than being left out in the rain.

Posted by: The Cake at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (aD39U)

165 I only get Charlie horses in bed. They go away after a minute or two.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

166 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

You need heat. Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Blood letting & leeches.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (IB/6k)

167 Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:08 AM (CsUN+)

I may try the tonic water. That's something. Thank you.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (XjtdB)

168 From criticism we should refrain.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (2yu8s)

169 He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.
Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024



How you can't feel something down there when the chainsaw bayonet is installed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

170 Alberto Vargas knows art.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

171 164 I abstain.
------
And save yourself some pain.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)


Better than being left out in the rain.
Posted by: The Cake at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (aD39U)

STOP THAT! AAAUGH!!

Posted by: Vizzini at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (T+Iwg)

172
She said something like it was a civil trial and he wasn’t found guilty if anything. Plus she’s crazy.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (bWsRe)



Ah, well good for her, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

173
Always fun to go for a picnic during cherry blossom time in Japan.

Insanely lovely if you're in the right place.

ProTip: Plum blossom season is also nice if you're in the right place.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (nFnyb)

174 I only get Charlie horses in bed. They go away after a minute or two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

What about their heads?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (0eaVi)

175 "That Nuland should be whipped from Land's End to John o' Groats."

Saw side by side photos on Insty of a young and very cute Nuland with today's Nuland. There was someone's quote..can't remember whose..that everyone has the face they deserve by the time they are 50.


Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (oaGWv)

176 I don't know which one is moving in which direction, or if both are moving to meet, but it seems like the insanity on the DU Transmissions and the insanity on the garden-variety news shows don't really have much light shining between them anymore. I've really been noticing it recently, maybe the last month or so.

re: today's art - love impressionism, love seascapes, would most definitely hang.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (2AUjo)

177 Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:08 AM (CsUN+)

I may try the tonic water. That's something. Thank you.


You can squeeze a fresh lime in it and pretend it's a gin and tonic. It's actually quite tasty.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (CsUN+)

178 In one of the caves,Chauvet I think, the artist would sign his work. He would leave a hand print and since his pinkie finger had been broken at some point and was kind of crooked it was a pretty distinctive mark.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (7gEpo)

179 Like the colors. Would hang.

Posted by: Ryan Gosling at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (2bFN5)

180 Firearm as art.

https://tinyurl.com/bddmeway

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (IB/6k)

181 Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
---------------------------

You should probably dance more

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCkaJFXpqIU

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (X4yCj)

182 Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (nFnyb)

Do the blossoms have scent? Pictures obviously don't convey that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (XjtdB)

183
You can squeeze a fresh lime in it and pretend it's a gin and tonic. It's actually quite tasty.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 10:12 AM (CsUN+)



No, it's not. Tonic water is vile and disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Magnesium. Specifically the citronate or glyconate versions. Carbonate is useless.
Do some research to assure yourself.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (lZVy/)

185 The greatest irony is that people who spend all day on Twitter, Reddit, DU, Kos and MSNBC then accuse us of living in a bubble.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (bWsRe)

186 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (Kar7f)

187 103
Biarritz, Biarritz,
(Something something) crackers Ritz . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
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Biarritz, Biarritz,
I put cheese on my Ritz
crackers abound
as we go round and round ....

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm terrible at poetry at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (qfLjt)

188 When did the left become anti-Russia?

When Vlad banned gay adoptions.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)

189 this is interesting: (remove space)

https://www.thedp.com/article/2024/03/ penn-lawsuit-faculty-justice-palestine-israel-mccarthy

looks mostly like the profs are trying to block the release of their Hamas- and violence-supporting emails and texts

nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (AcWfM)

190 I abstain.
------
And save yourself some pain.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)


Better than being left out in the rain.
Posted by: The Cake at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (aD39U)

STOP THAT! AAAUGH!!
Posted by: Vizzini at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (T+Iwg)

Ya might get runned over by a danged ol' train.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2024 10:14 AM (4I/2K)

191 You can squeeze a fresh lime in it and pretend it's a gin and tonic. It's actually quite tasty.
Posted by: Archimedes

We prefer a lemon.

Posted by: Led Zeppelin at March 12, 2024 10:14 AM (IaTa3)

192 Joey Biden banging his daughter in the shower: Ho hum, every family is different you know?

Donald Trump dealing with a crazy woman that says rape is sexy: How dare he denied he raped her! Here's a multi-million dollar judgement against him!

Posted by: The Left at March 12, 2024 10:14 AM (ibTVg)

193 146 I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.
Posted by: Kris


Look at some of the French flintlock pistols & the Middle Eastern/Arabian muzzleloader rifles.

Some of them are truly works of art. Especially with all the hand engraving.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:06 AM (IB/6k)

Absolutely. We were specifically looking at samurai swords that day. Weapons -- guns, swords, suits of armor, etc. -- can be art but not all of them are, in my opinion. I kept my answer vague because I didn't want to influence *his* opinion of what art is or can be.

Posted by: Kris at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

194
Putin on the Biarritz!

Nuland's worst nightmare

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (PePXk)

195 Rockaway Beach > Biarritz Beach

- Zombie Joey Ramone

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (JunzL)

196 Victoria is out on that sailboat. Twerking.
Posted by: She's a Famous Beach Too at March 12, 2024 09:52 AM


Nope! Not going near that. Peace, out!

Posted by: The Kraken at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

197 We had a whale of a fight in our house tonight, my kids telling me that they wouldn't vote for Biden because "he's bombing the Palestinians in Gaza".


But not because he's bombing his underwear while reciting nursery rhymes in original gibberish ?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (VwHCD)

198 Coincidentally, I had three charley-horses last week too. One so bad that my left big-toe was pulled up pointing at about an 80° angle from the rest of my toes, flat on the ground.

I don't know if related but I wasn't taking zinc for the week as I had run out and not gotten to the store for a new bottle yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:15 AM (2yu8s)

199 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68534703

Boeing whistleblower found dead

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (K3VqA)

200 184 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I take an OTC capsule called Hy Lyte; has a bunch of stuff: sodium, potassium, magnesium . . . .

Posted by: I've found it works better than other stuff I've tried at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (HbKxR)

201 He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible.
Posted by: Kris



https://is.gd/GJhwRV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

202 because I didn't want to influence *his* opinion of what art is or can be.

How about this urinal?

Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg)

203 Boeing whistleblower found dead
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (K3VqA)



#HeDidntKillHimself

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

204
Boeing whistleblower found dead


I'm shocked, shocked to hear this.

Posted by: The guy that murdered Seth Rich at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM (ibTVg)

205 You can create performance art with a firearm too.

Posted by: Chicago's Gangland Art Enthusiasts at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM (HbKxR)

206 Very high tide this morning. Maybe it will float off the two Dead Sea lions that have been plaguing the rocks for the last couple weeks. They are getting a bit ripe.

The indians shoot them because they ruin their gill nets and eat a ton of salmon. Don't get me started on the fish chokers and their blocking the major waterways for the salmon returning upstream to spawn. But it's the fault of the hydro dams, that's why the salmon population is going down. The dams have been there for 60 years.

Assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM (Vot7r)

207 No, it's not. Tonic water is vile and disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge
-------
Depends if you like Gin and Tonic in the first place. What Archimedes says is quite true if you like it, Tonic Water and Lime is a good non-alcoholic substitute if you cannot or do not wish to drink at an event.

I happen to like the combo with or without gin.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM (hKOIV)

208 Posted by: Joe Mama at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (lZVy/)

I've been taking the magnesium glyconate for a couple of months. Pretty much got all the obvious stuff covered, which is why the spasms came as such a surprise.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM (XjtdB)

209 199 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68534703

Boeing whistleblower found dead
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (K3VqA)

Tomorrow's headline: "Police puzzled by the fact that suicide weapon was found 3 miles away from the body; leading theory is "well it's just one a' them things."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (i9ffA)

210 I watched Baby Face last night on TCM. Damn, talk about pre-code.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)

211 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68534703

Boeing whistleblower found dead

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (K3VqA)

-----------

There is NO TRUTH to the rumor that it was an Arkancide with two to the back of the head and the body strewn on the nearby railroad tracks NOR that he had information that would lead to the arrest & prosecution of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (S/101)

212 "Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily........"

I had restless leg syndrome. Doc checked my iron level first. Since it was ok I got a prescription for something called ropinirole. No more restless legs. No side effects from the meds either.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (oaGWv)

213 I watched Baby Face last night on TCM. Damn, talk about pre-code.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)



Did it have whip appeal?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Tomorrow's headline: "Police puzzled by the fact that suicide weapon was found 3 miles away from the body; leading theory is "well it's just one a' them things."

That's literally the argument made about the Clinton/Epstein advisor that supposedly killed himself and then they couldn't find the shotgun used.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)

215 184 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
======
Second on magnesium. Regular old milk can also help.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (hKOIV)

216 No. The appropriate response would be to say "you can be a rape survivor and hold political opinions independently of that at the same time. Allow me to demonstrate," then manhandle that malignant dwarf into The Position, and pull out the strap-on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (0FoWg)

217 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68534703

Boeing whistleblower found dead
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (K3VqA)

Tomorrow's headline: "Police puzzled by the fact that suicide weapon was found 3 miles away from the body; leading theory is "well it's just one a' them things."
Posted by: Tom Servo



Cause of death - Suicide. Six shots to the back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (IB/6k)

218
... and there, friends, are the only cherries that you would find at Biarritz Beach.

Fookin' Frogs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (PePXk)

219 Depends if you like Gin and Tonic in the first place. What Archimedes says is quite true if you like it, Tonic Water and Lime is a good non-alcoholic substitute if you cannot or do not wish to drink at an event.

I happen to like the combo with or without gin.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:17 AM


Concur. I think it works as a refreshing drink if you're avoiding alcohol.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2024 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)

220 Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:11 AM (nFnyb)

Do the blossoms have scent? Pictures obviously don't convey that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (XjtdB)


They do but it's very light. It's not like the air is perfumed.

You'd get a better idea by drinking cherry blossom tea.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:20 AM (nFnyb)

221
I may try the tonic water. That's something. Thank you.
*
You can squeeze a fresh lime in it and pretend it's a gin and tonic. It's actually quite tasty.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024


***
There's probably not much "mineral" in sparkling mineral water, but it's preferable to tonic water to me anytime. And maybe it might help with cramps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

222 137When did the left become anti-Russia?
When Russia stopped bing communist.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM (bWsRe)

Ex-wife syndrome.

Posted by: Auspex at March 12, 2024 10:20 AM (j4U/Z)

223 I take an OTC capsule called Hy Lyte; has a bunch of stuff: sodium, potassium, magnesium . . . .
Posted by: I've found it works better than other stuff I've tried at March 12, 2024 10:16 AM (HbKxR)

Good to know. I can look that up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (XjtdB)

224 And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)

225 135 the problem is that alot of cases were thrown out because the courts said they didn't have any standing because nothing happened yet and to wait until after the election. Then after the election they poo poo'd thousands of affidavits all over the country about the cheating and they were dismissed. You're screwed either way.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (DBrN4)

226 I watched Baby Face last night on TCM. Damn, talk about pre-code.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Stanwick mashing that dude with the beer bottle after getting felt up - fantastic!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (IaTa3)

227 I've been taking the magnesium glyconate for a couple of months. Pretty much got all the obvious stuff covered, which is why the spasms came as such a surprise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Usually an electrolyte issue. Did you overwork some leg muscles recently doing something different? If it does continue going forward, then I would get it checked out because something has changed.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (hKOIV)

228 I watched Baby Face last night on TCM. Damn, talk about pre-code.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)


Did it have whip appeal?
Posted by: Sponge


I don't get that reference. But the entire plot is Barbara Stanwyck sleeping her way to the top with a succession of increasingly more powerful men.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)

229 And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)



They found the blood and weapon in the room. The body was in the truck.

Suicide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

230
Boeing whistleblower found dead
Posted by: BruceWayne


"His plug door was defective. It happens."

-- Boeing spokesdolt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (PePXk)

231 You can create performance art with a firearm too.
Posted by: Chicago's Gangland Art Enthusiasts
=======
VR

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (2yu8s)

232 224 And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)

He thought he'd go for a walk but he wasn't fooling anyone.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (T+Iwg)

233 Another thing we won't know the truth about.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 10:23 AM (R4t5M)

234 No side effects from the meds either.
Posted by: Tuna
---------
Like, say, magnets sticking to you??

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at March 12, 2024 10:23 AM (2yu8s)

235 Did the whistleblower commit suicide by shooting him self in the back?

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:23 AM (bWsRe)

236 I watched Baby Face last night on TCM. Damn, talk about pre-code.

That little girl...was me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris sleeping her way to the top at March 12, 2024 10:23 AM (ibTVg)

237 I don't get that reference.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)



https://youtu.be/fh5ejGUTGAo?t=41

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

238 207 No, it's not. Tonic water is vile and disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge

Meh...it's like coffee or other "acquired taste" sort if things. Yeah, it's pretty off-putting to a lot of people at first, but I've grown to kind of like it.

What shocks me about it, is that it's pretty high in calories. I guess because it has a lot of sugar in it?!? I always thought of it in the vein of flavored seltzer water, so seeing the high calories (and tasting a lack of sweetness), always surprised me.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

239 224 And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.
Posted by: andycanuck
========
Happened right in the middle of Barnett's legal deposition against Boeing in a case. I would treat it as suspicious.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (hKOIV)

240 I've been taking the magnesium glyconate for a couple of months. Pretty much got all the obvious stuff covered, which is why the spasms came as such a surprise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Then try hydration/electrolyte tablets FTW.

I use Nuun.


Posted by: Joe Mama at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (lZVy/)

241 Regular old milk can also help.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:19 AM (hKOIV)

I haven't been having milk now that I'm not drinking coffee. I wasn't really joking when I used to say coffee was my main source of calcium. I can make sure to have some milk in cereal and see if that helps.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (XjtdB)

242 And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.

All we need now are some tweets/emails of him saying he would not kill himself and that if the media claims it he was murdered...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (ibTVg)

243 Concur. I think it works as a refreshing drink if you're avoiding alcohol.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2024 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)


What is this "avoiding alcohol" thing you mention? I know both of those words, but not in that particular sequence.

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (JunzL)

244 Off, #234 No Shit sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (2yu8s)

245
And initial reports had Barnett the whistleblower dead in his hotel-room; then, later, in his pickup truck in the hotel parking-lot.
Posted by: andycanuck


After that, Barnett led police on a two hour, three county chase while driving the pickup truck.

"He was a remarkably talented suicide victim."

-- Boeing spokesdolt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (PePXk)

246 Stephanopoulos worked for Bill Clinton. Totally shameless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (0FoWg)

247 I shall not sully this art with shabby doggerel.

I abstain.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

Whut about catteral ?

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (T4tVD)

248 ...f the two Dead Sea lions ...

********

This has a Biblical feel to it...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (991eG)

249 ...f the two Dead Sea lions ...

********

This has a Biblical feel to it...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (991eG)



Two dead sea lions walk into a bar......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

250 Didn’t just work for Clinton. He was instrumental in getting him elected and also ran the “war room” to destroy any woman who accused Bill of sexual assault.

But he’s a feminist, yo!

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (bWsRe)

251
Biarritz Beach
Kimon Loghi

Spring has sprung!

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (o3SCB)

252 184 - Magnesium Citrate has been banned and it's the colonoscopy prep. They're going to want Magnesium Glycinate.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (DBrN4)

253 *shrugs shoulders*

Posted by: DOJ at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (R4t5M)

254 Stephanopoulos met up with Epstein after it came out the latter was a pedo.

He 'apologized' for it but...unless he was a client it doesn't make any sense...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

255 I saw Two Dead Sea Lions open for White Lion at Louie's Tavern in '83.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

256 There is NO TRUTH to the rumor that it was an Arkancide with two to the back of the head and the body strewn on the nearby railroad tracks NOR that he had information that would lead to the arrest & prosecution of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: ShainS
========
Well, they could be connected--this guy worked for Boeing and Killary flew on Boeing airplanes so mebbe Killary did not like some design feature on AF 1.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (hKOIV)

257 I never liked tonic water [luckily I don't like gin either -- probably the smell] but we always drank soda water at our place.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)

258 I only get Charlie horses in bed. They go away after a minute or two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)


Yo!
Quit rustling my horses!

Posted by: Charlie at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (W/lyH)

259 What is this "avoiding alcohol" thing you mention? I know both of those words, but not in that particular sequence.
Posted by: Doof


But you're obtuse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)

260 What shocks me about it, is that it's pretty high in calories. I guess because it has a lot of sugar in it?!? I always thought of it in the vein of flavored seltzer water, so seeing the high calories (and tasting a lack of sweetness), always surprised me.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 12, 2024 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

Fever Tree has some low-ca by comparison varieties that are not diet. Not cheap though.

Posted by: Calories, calories everywhere at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (HbKxR)

261 .f the two Dead Sea lions ...

********

This has a Biblical feel to it...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024


***
The dreaded man-eating lions that roamed the shores of the Dead Sea. No wonder there are no more Essenes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu)

262 249 ...f the two Dead Sea lions ...

********

This has a Biblical feel to it...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:25 AM (991eG)


Two dead sea lions walk into a bar......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

I saw Dead Sea Lions open for Osibisa in the Baltimore Aquarium in 1978.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (o3SCB)

263 Spring has sprung!
Posted by: m


The grass is riz.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (9yWhg)

264 131 114 Mollie Hemingway is calling for George Stefanopolous to be fired over the Nancy Mace interview. He won’t be of course. But he is and always has been a huge piece of shit. And ABC, owned by DEIsney is his employer which is also run by pieces of shit."

Mollie should understand that Stephanopoulos was doing exactly what his bosses at ABC had ordered him to do, and they in turn were doing exactly what THEIR bosses on Biden's team had ordered them to do. No one gets fired for faithfully following orders that come from the very top.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (i9ffA)

265
I only get Charlie horses in bed. They go away after a minute or two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Are any of them named Khartoum? He's a keeper!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (PePXk)

266 Did you overwork some leg muscles recently doing something different? If it does continue going forward, then I would get it checked out because something has changed.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:22 AM (hKOIV)

Umm, lol. I forgot that I started trying a balance exercise yesterday that involves standing on one leg at a time. Since I want to continue doing that, the Horde advice is still very useful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:29 AM (XjtdB)

267 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM

---
It could be your magnesium levels.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2024 10:29 AM (xT7BI)

268 But you're obtuse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)


I'm not disagreeing with you

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2024 10:29 AM (JunzL)

269 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


I suppose amputation is out?
*sighs*
*puts down new saw from Black and Decker*

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (W/lyH)

270 I shall not sully this art with shabby doggerel.

I abstain.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)


Fiiiiine.

Doing the work that Muldoon refuses to do.


It is not just some airborne flotsam
For the Japanese the cherry blossom
Symbolizes life's all
From youth beauty to fall
And the hope that your life is awesome!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (nFnyb)

271 I haven't been having milk now that I'm not drinking coffee. I wasn't really joking when I used to say coffee was my main source of calcium. I can make sure to have some milk in cereal and see if that helps.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
======
Milk has a lot of the odd compounds that help a body especially just plain ole milk instead of the low fat versions as some of those compounds are filtered out with the fat in low fat milk. Braums Dairy available in some places is the exception as they do something funky to eliminate the fat but not the solids to their low fat products.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (hKOIV)

272 I'm guessing Mace probably didn't say no rape happened because she didn't want the loon suing her in a NYC courthouse either.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (2yu8s)

273 Magnesium Citrate has been banned and it's the colonoscopy prep. They're going to want Magnesium Glycinate.
Posted by: Jaimo

That is going to come as a surprise to Calms, which continues to be for sale. You are only supposed to take a tablespoon or less of the powder, daily.

Colonoscopy prep is/was typically propylene glycol (aka RV antifreeze).

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (lZVy/)

274 267 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM
---
It could be your magnesium levels.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2024 10:29 AM (xT7BI)

Calcium?

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (o3SCB)

275 259 What is this "avoiding alcohol" thing you mention? I know both of those words, but not in that particular sequence.
Posted by: Doof


But you're obtuse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)

Some probably thought it was acute comment.

Posted by: Some Wordplay Merits Death at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (HbKxR)

276 I love milk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (9yWhg)

277 Mollie should understand that Stephanopoulos was doing exactly what his bosses at ABC had ordered him to do, and they in turn were doing exactly what THEIR bosses on Biden's team had ordered them to do. No one gets fired for faithfully following orders that come from the very top.
Posted by: Tom Servo
=======
Disney aka Devil Mouse should die and I hope that ABC is one of the things that is spun off as a declining asset by Iger as Disney gets 'right sized'.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (hKOIV)

278 Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 10:30 AM (W/lyH)

Lol. "Amputation!" was always Son's favorite recommendation when his sisters complained about something.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (XjtdB)

279 It’s cute how DUtards still think Fox News is right wing. Proving the last comment from DU about perceptions.

It doesn't matter if the hate object is what they say it is, just that it's the hate object. This is a pattern ever since Marx and Engels invented Communism.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (2ocoG)

280 Polliwog the 'Ette, you are expecting, right?
It could be lack of magnesium and dehydration

You should call your doctor's office to ask advice though, just in case

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (EGSGm)

281 276 I love milk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (9yWhg)

I think we should see other people.

Posted by: Milk at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (HbKxR)

282 264 Mollie should understand that Stephanopoulos was doing exactly what his bosses at ABC had ordered him to do, and they in turn were doing exactly what THEIR bosses on Biden's team had ordered them to do. No one gets fired for faithfully following orders that come from the very top.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 10:28 AM (i9ffA)

=======

She knows.

She's just playing the stupid game about pointing out hypocrisy and saying that the left are waging the REAL war on women.

It feels perfunctory at this point. No one cares about either of those things who are driven by gender politics to vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

283 Well...chilly and damp today but Geezer Golf is a go!
I took $20 off of 'em last week. Woohoo!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (W/lyH)

284 120 ... "I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible."

Look at a Pennsylvania flintlock long rifle, circa 1770. The smooth flow of the stock and how the metal parts blend with the wood makes it a work of art. (And a lot of fun to shoot.)

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (zudum)

285 259 What is this "avoiding alcohol" thing you mention? I know both of those words, but not in that particular sequence.
Posted by: Doof
=======
Two words. Designated driver.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (hKOIV)

286 PSA:

The government doesn't want you to live a long and happy life.

They owe you Social Security.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (IB/6k)

287 276 I love milk.
----------
I hate that white shit unless it's cheese so don't call me lactose intolerant.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)

288 I've noticed VP Harris in the press recently, and I think it's time. She is younger, female, and non-white. These are positives as she represents a ton of Americans who are also not old Maga members...They hated Teddy, they hated Bill, they hated Hillary, they hated Barack, and hated Michelle. Why? Because they were all great leaders fighting on the side of the people.

They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy, and they really went after Hillary Clinton because she had the intelligence to be a great president.

They do it to all women. How Republican women keep voting for oppressors is beyond me. They are afraid of Kamala.

They have not been PROTECTING her. They've been giving her some difficult assignments. She is doing a fantastic job. The press either ignores her or makes noises about her being incompetent. It’s so unfair.

most republicans are stuck in high school mode They really resent the "cool kids". Even worse, they hate when those cool people beat them in elections. I think they need some therapy to get over their adolescent feelings of inferiority.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

289 Funniest thing about DU...

Putin has said outright that he prefers Biden as president over Trump.

But you can't believe him, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

290 A-weem-a-way
A-weem-a-way

Posted by: The Tokens at March 12, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

291 Polliwog the 'Ette, you are expecting, right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


I think you're thinking of Pookysgirl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:34 AM (9yWhg)

292 288 They do it to all women. How Republican women keep voting for oppressors is beyond me. They are afraid of Kamala.

They have not been PROTECTING her. They've been giving her some difficult assignments. She is doing a fantastic job. The press either ignores her or makes noises about her being incompetent. It’s so unfair.

most republicans are stuck in high school mode They really resent the "cool kids". Even worse, they hate when those cool people beat them in elections. I think they need some therapy to get over their adolescent feelings of inferiority.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

========

1. Sarah Palin says wut?
2. She fixed the border, right?
3. The idea that corporate entities and lackeys are cool is such a square thing. They're so square.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

293 Calcium?
Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (o3SCB)

Calcium is looking like a possible culprit. I hate calcium pills, but may just have to take them anyway.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (XjtdB)

294 They have not been PROTECTING her. They've been giving her some difficult assignments. She is doing a fantastic job.

___

She's the border czar right? LOL. Heckuva job Kammy.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (bWsRe)

295 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?

For me they were weight related. I had them regularly for years, but I got some serious GAINZZZ in the last year and they've gone away. I assume that's not your problem though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (2ocoG)

296 Late to the thread, dammit. All the comments about the beautiful colors conveying the day's weather, the boat adding to the sense of a light wind, and the way the colors compliment each other have been made. Oh well.

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (zudum)

297 DU psychos. They really are.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (2yu8s)

298 I love milk.
----------
I hate that white shit unless it's cheese so don't call me lactose intolerant.
Posted by: andycanuck


The cool thing about milk is that satisfies both thirst and hunger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg)

299 Polliwog, try one of those multi-vitamin hydration tablets with electrolytes?

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (o3SCB)

300 Look at a Pennsylvania flintlock long rifle, circa 1770. The smooth flow of the stock and how the metal parts blend with the wood makes it a work of art. (And a lot of fun to shoot.)
Posted by: JTB
=======
The words artisan are no longer used as it became a marketing term which bespoke is similarly trending toward. But literally artists in machinery, wood, and metal made those flintlocks. That being said, modern replicas are about the only way I would shoot one because of collector status/price and safety.

Metal fatigue can only be determined by destructive testing and I prefer that I not do the destructive testing myself when firing an antique.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:36 AM (hKOIV)

301 I love milk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:31 AM (9yWhg)

Some of the containers are something to behold!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2024 10:36 AM (4I/2K)

302 Leeg cramps?

Did you say that you're having leg cramps?
That's the same thing that happened to Gramps!
Put da lime in co-co-nut
Mis it well, I'll tell you what
Then drink it all down, like a champ!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:36 AM (991eG)

303
I'm guessing Mace probably didn't say no rape happened because she didn't want the loon suing her in a NYC courthouse either.
Posted by: andycanuck


Mace ought to have hammered away at Stephanie about his sordid history of trashing women who crossed those whose boots he licks. And constantly, to give him no cover. And answered nothing else. He's the one who had to answer for how his air time was filled, not her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:37 AM (PePXk)

304 The idea that corporate entities and lackeys are cool is such a square thing. They're so square.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)


I've said it before, but I miss the lefties I knew in college in the 90s that didn't blindly worship corporations and three-letter agencies.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:37 AM (2ocoG)

305 CBD,
Thanks for using this painting today. It's a beautiful image to start the morning.

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2024 10:37 AM (zudum)

306 288 I've noticed VP Harris in the press recently, and I think it's time. She is younger, female, and non-white. These are positives as she represents a ton of Americans who are also not old Maga members...They hated Teddy, they hated Bill, they hated Hillary, they hated Barack, and hated Michelle. Why? Because they were all great leaders fighting on the side of the people.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

omigosh

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:38 AM (o3SCB)

307 The words artisan are no longer used as it became a marketing term which bespoke is similarly trending toward. But literally artists in machinery, wood, and metal made those flintlocks. That being said, modern replicas are about the only way I would shoot one because of collector status/price and safety.

Metal fatigue can only be determined by destructive testing and I prefer that I not do the destructive testing myself when firing an antique.
Posted by: whig


I would love to have a Kibler with a curly maple stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:38 AM (IB/6k)

308 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 12, 2024 10:32 AM (EGSGm)

No,no, no. My "baby'" is 20 and Inspector and I have taken steps to make sure it stays that way.

I am almost due for a check-up though, so if it continues I'll be sure to mention it to the Dr.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:38 AM (XjtdB)

309 I may try the tonic water. That's something. Thank you.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:10
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Try a shot of pickle juice in the morning. Full of electrolytes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 12, 2024 10:38 AM (ViCCR)

310 The cool thing about milk is that satisfies both thirst and hunger.
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So does beer!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:39 AM (2yu8s)

311
They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy, and they really went after Hillary Clinton because she had the intelligence to be a great president.


And yet she still has never been President.

Imagine that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2024 10:39 AM (PePXk)

312 Every other movie up until 2010ish portrayed the CIA/FBI as horrible people. Then one day, they became saints.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:39 AM (bWsRe)

313 Fresh dairy is what I will miss the most in the Burning Time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (aD39U)

314 No,no, no. My "baby'" is 20 and Inspector and I have taken steps to make sure it stays that way.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


You're gonna keep your kid 20 forever? That doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

315 They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy

I mean he did MURDER a woman.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (K3VqA)

316 Try a shot of pickle juice in the morning. Full of electrolytes.
---------------
Yep. And it can settle your stomach if its off.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (hWxEy)

317 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM


Two things:

1) maybe not enough exercise so your blood flow is poor.

2) An old-time cure for leg spasms that works really well is to drink some real tonic water with a good dose of quinine in it.
Clears up the cramps chop-chop.

Oops. One more thing:

3) you could be a bit dehydrated.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (nFnyb)

318 Polliwog, try one of those multi-vitamin hydration tablets with electrolytes?
Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (o3SCB)

I should. I'm drinking more water now that I'm off coffee, and I may not be keeping up with the electrolytes even with the vitamins I take.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (XjtdB)

319 315 They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy

I mean he did MURDER a woman.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (K3VqA)

=======

So?

It's not like he put names of women on paper and then that paper into a binder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

320 So?

It's not like he put names of women on paper and then that paper into a binder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Or said pussy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 12, 2024 10:41 AM (K3VqA)

321 Every other movie up until 2010ish portrayed the CIA/FBI as horrible people. Then one day, they became saints.

Some day the left's hierarchical control/messaging mechanisms will be revealed and it'll sound like a fever dream but be real.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:41 AM (2ocoG)

322 I hear it does a body good.

Posted by: From that old commercial at March 12, 2024 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

323 Lovely picture. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2024 10:41 AM (Ki//m)

324 314 No,no, no. My "baby'" is 20 and Inspector and I have taken steps to make sure it stays that way.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

You're gonna keep your kid 20 forever? That doesn't seem right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

Hahahahahaha. Took me a minute, but that one got a full, hearty belly-laugh.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (o3SCB)

325 The cool thing about milk is that satisfies both thirst and hunger.
_________

Ahem.

Posted by: Beer, Bread in a Bottle at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (lf83v)

326 So?

It's not like he put names of women on paper and then that paper into a binder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Or said pussy.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Or drank water on live TV.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (9yWhg)

327 looks like IO was beaten to the punch with the tonic water advice.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (nFnyb)

328 Kibler Long Rifle with fancy maple stock:

https://tinyurl.com/4sdnk4ve

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (IB/6k)

329 *Full of electrolytes.*

Plants love it.

Posted by: Idiocracy at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (dg+HA)

330 They hated Teddy, they hated Bill, they hated Hillary, they hated Barack, and hated Michelle. Why? Because they were all great leaders fighting on the side of the people.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 12, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)


But we want people who are fighting on the side of Americans.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

331 I like this picture! I wonder if I can find it to put in my Frame. Best invention ever to disguise a TV.

Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (ZdaMQ)

332 325 The cool thing about milk is that satisfies both thirst and hunger.
_________

Ahem.
Posted by: Beer, Bread in a Bottle at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (lf83v)

Hahahahaha. Y'all are cracking me up.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (o3SCB)

333 Hahahahahaha. Took me a minute, but that one got a full, hearty belly-laugh.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (o3SCB)

Same.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:43 AM (XjtdB)

334 It's not like he put names of women on paper and then that paper into a binder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Or said pussy.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or drank water on live TV.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (9yWhg)


Or kept a poker face on 9/11 because he was around kindergarteners and didn't want to scare them.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

335 There are 14 states which have never had a wymyn senator. Among them is the great state of.... DELAWARE!!

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:44 AM (bWsRe)

336 Some of the containers are something to behold!
Posted by: Count de Monet

*********

Yep, you got that right!

Bonus - a llimerick

Mother's milk is hard to refute
It's nutritious, annd tasty to boot
It's quite healthy in general
Full of vitamins and minerals
Besides, the containers are cute

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 10:44 AM (991eG)

337 Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:42 AM (nFnyb)

Having advice seconded is always useful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:44 AM (XjtdB)

338 She knows.

She's just playing the stupid game about pointing out hypocrisy and saying that the left are waging the REAL war on women.

It feels perfunctory at this point. No one cares about either of those things who are driven by gender politics to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=========
This is what passes for political dialogue nowadays. The Media pretends to be "Just asking" but they never employ that with Dems. The Right in Media strike back in reaction and the cycle continues.

Easier to just compare Steffie to Goebbels with his Big Lie.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:44 AM (hKOIV)

339 White House Says Biden Did Not Apologize After Calling Accused Laken Riley Murderer an "Illegal"

-
Also, I'm not an old fart.

I remember a time some years ago when I got my hair cut. When I got up from the chair, it was surrounded by all this clipped gray hair. I thought, what hell? There must have been some old fart who got his hair cut before me but didn't they sweep up before I sat down? Slowly, the truth dawned . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 10:45 AM (FVME7)

340 317 Horde help requested. I haven't had a Charlie Horse/ leg spasm in *years* and now I've had two in less than 12 hours. I take potassium daily and have been eating a banana daily as well. Obviously I'm still missing something though. Any ideas?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:04 AM

Start drinking water. Muscle cramps are a prime indicator of dehydration.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2024 10:45 AM (TIizU)

341 But you're obtuse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)



He's working on that. He plays pickleball, fercryinoutloud.

Fat shaming will get you nowhere in life, young man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

342 The press seems to run hot/cold with Kamala. I guess it depends on who's giving the propagandists their marching orders. Same for *biden.

At least they're consistent with Trump. He's literally the only topic the propaganda outlets stay consistent with. Everything else is based on which lie they want us to believe in. Depending on the day. Or hour.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)

343 184
Magnesium. Specifically the citronate or glyconate versions. Carbonate is useless.
Do some research to assure yourself.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 12, 2024 10:13 AM (lZVy/)
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I think that's glycinate and citrate no?

Once that Mg salt hits the stomach it will be protonated by the very strong acid, HCl, so it doesn't really matter which salt one takes. The carbonate will react with the acid and fizz. Burp. Pardon me.

Posted by: Ciampino - Chem Lab 101 at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (qfLjt)

344 Other super hard core Republican states which have never elected a woman senator: Colorado, Vermont, Rhode Island, New Jersey and Connecticut.

But really, The Dems love women. They really do.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (bWsRe)

345 I only get Charlie horses in bed.
__________

You go to bed with horses?

Kinky.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (lf83v)

346 Biden on Taking Executive Action on the Border: "I’m Counting on the Border Action Happening by Itself"

-
Hey! That's my diet and exercise plan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

347 318
I should. I'm drinking more water now that I'm off coffee, and I may not be keeping up with the electrolytes even with the vitamins I take.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March

The tonic water is great advice. Make sure you are stretching and consider coconut water for hydration instead of a Gatorade type drink. Don’t get the canned, sweated, tastes faintly of sugar dirt kind. Get the real stuff. My favorite is Harmless Harvest, it tastes the best, but the Naked brand also works.

Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

348 344 Other super hard core Republican states which have never elected a woman senator: Colorado, Vermont, Rhode Island, New Jersey and Connecticut.

But really, The Dems love women. They really do.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (bWsRe)

======

I remember reading an executive summary of some study over a decade ago that showed that women were actually less likely to vote for women for office than they were for men. Men didn't have an appreciable gender preference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

349 Look man I didn't call that illegal undocumented alien and alien. He's a you know, the thing with the green card and the you know the thing with the border. Come on man.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:47 AM (bWsRe)

350 Men didn't have an appreciable gender preference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)



I'm developing one.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:48 AM (aD39U)

351
You go to bed with horses?

Kinky.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, young man.

Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at March 12, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

352 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Mar 10
GRAPHIC: A student in @HazelwoodSD is in the hospital in critical condition after being brutally beaten with her head smashed against the pavement by a mob of students.

Multiple people watch and do nothing.

You won’t hear about this story on the MSM.

https://tinyurl.com/p38kc4pu
Nitter thread to show all the Xtweets.

https://tinyurl.com/mcph3wa8
Xtwitter video of attack

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 11h
HOLY SHLIT! @HazelwoodSD demanded school resource officers take a DEI training. The police sent a scorching letter refusing to participate in the DEI garbage.

Hazelwood School District responded by PULLING ALL School Resource Officers!

Hazelwood SD DOESN’T HAVE SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICERS.

Parents warned that removing SRO’s is a bad idea. A parent also said there are fights almost daily!

WHAT IS GOING ON IN HAZELWOOD

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:48 AM (2yu8s)

353 347 sweated = sweetened. I should proof read better.

Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:48 AM (ZdaMQ)

354 "I only get Charlie horses in bed."

*Pouts*

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 12, 2024 10:49 AM (dg+HA)

355 In 2022 I voted for a bunch of women in the primary. All of them lost unfortunately, to evil men.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:49 AM (bWsRe)

356 344 Other super hard core Republican states which have never elected a woman senator: Colorado, Vermont, Rhode Island, New Jersey and Connecticut.

But really, The Dems love women. They really do.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:46 AM (bWsRe)

FAKE NOOZ - "Rhode Island" isn't real.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 10:49 AM (T+Iwg)

357 Calcium is looking like a possible culprit. I hate calcium pills, but may just have to take them anyway.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Remember you can take a Tums (or generic) chewable for Calcium. It's important to take 1/3 more than you need as 1/3 isn't available (don't remember why).
Anyway: 1500mg if you want 1000mg available to the body.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 12, 2024 10:49 AM (sLgq/)

358 At least they're consistent with Trump.

-
Trump is like Nistradamus. (60 second video)

https://tinyurl.com/3dvjhcdf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

359 Start drinking water. Muscle cramps are a prime indicator of dehydration.
=====

I know this is somewhat heretical, but increase your salt intake.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (MIKMs)

360 NZ launch site is live on the Web now.

https://tinyurl.com/5dpatvur

Posted by: Ciampino - T-t-t-to space -- Biden esq. at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (qfLjt)

361 I'm guessing Hazelwood SD must be in a rural community in North Dakota right?

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (bWsRe)

362
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HAZELWOOD

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:48 AM (2yu8s)



The plan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

363 Nostra-don-us?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (CRhux)

364 FWP, the gas station that fills my propane tank says that they are out of that business now. So it's either the overpriced exchange retail vendor at the grocery store, or I drive to the nearest Tractor Supply, which allegedly will fill my tank.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (aD39U)

365 FAKE NOOZ - "Rhode Island" isn't real.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


It appears every 100 years, like Brigadoon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:51 AM (9yWhg)

366 ====

I know this is somewhat heretical, but increase your salt intake.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (MIKMs)



You can't do that! Even one microgram of salt will cause your blood pressure to shoot through the roof and you'll die from a heart attack!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

367 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HAZELWOOD

Society is breaking down.

Crowder had a thing last week about a guy who was planning to build bombs and blow up "MAGA Trump supporters". His mother reported him to the FIB, and the FIB buried it (because he wants to kill the right people) and the media said nothing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (2ocoG)

368 FAKE NOOZ - "Rhode Island" isn't real.


[ East Dakota has entered the chat ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (aD39U)

369 FWP, the gas station that fills my propane tank says that they are out of that business now. So it's either the overpriced exchange retail vendor at the grocery store, or I drive to the nearest Tractor Supply, which allegedly will fill my tank.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:50 AM (aD39U)



See if you have an RV sales and service facility near by. The one near me refills propane tanks and is the cheapest around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

370 #352 In short: Hazelwood was fully into DEI shit even having won an award for it.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (2yu8s)

371 Pretty, but not gripping. Motel room art.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (tkR6S)

372 @356

>>FAKE NOOZ - "Rhode Island" isn't real.

Connecticut is not real, it's more like a connector between more interesting locales.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)

373 I would love to have a Kibler with a curly maple stock.
Posted by: rickb223
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I admit, I had to look that one up as I am not as familiar with blackpowder replicas. CNC allows some amazing work displayed there.

Maple is excellent stock material but a bit harder to work than walnut. Did some maple cabinetry and it dulls wood tools fairly quickly compared to walnut. Occasionally, you can actually find some blondish walnut that has a more open grain. Have one of those on an old 1917 rifle and that is probably because in WWI and WWII, wood for stocks became scarce.

Another striking wood is hackberry that is seldom used in stocks.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (hKOIV)

374 Other super hard core Republican states which have never elected a woman senator: Colorado, Vermont, Rhode Island, New Jersey and Connecticut.

But really, The Dems love women. They really do.
Posted by: Montec


They really make it hard to find that information out. They try to bury it in maps.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (IB/6k)

375 Nothing but white folk live there.

Biarritz crackers.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (w9Wax)

376 370 #352 In short: Hazelwood was fully into DEI shit even having won an award for it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (2yu8s)

======

Which factor more heavily affects their ranking in the state system?

Their dedication to DEI or the safety of the students?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

377 That Hazelwood video is insane. That's not just a HS fight, that's rabid animals attacking.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (bWsRe)

378 ‘Georgie’ Stephanopoulos has always been a self-centered, nasty POS on the political scene, imo. His conduct with Nancy Mace was disgraceful.

But remember...?

BBC, 2 Feb 2021, US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has revealed that she is a survivor of sexual assault.

In part, Her statement came as she described the trauma of hiding from a violent mob that stormed the Capitol last month.

She also claims Republicans are using "the tactics of abusers" by telling lawmakers to "move on" from the trauma.

"In her Instagram video, Ms Ocasio-Cortez denounced people who are "constantly trying to tell you that you didn't experience what you experienced or that you're lying."

"There's the trauma of going through what you went through," she said, "and then there's the trauma afterwards of people not believing you, or trying to publicly humiliate you, or trying to embarrass you."

"And that also gets internalized, too, because a lot of times you don't want to believe it either."
--
Different strokes for different folks.

Posted by: L - RINOs. You can't make them love you more or hate you less at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (GshMh)

379 High schools are by and large indistinguishable from the average penitentiary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2024 10:54 AM (CRhux)

380 318 Polliwog, try one of those multi-vitamin hydration tablets with electrolytes?
Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:35 AM (o3SCB)

I should. I'm drinking more water now that I'm off coffee, and I may not be keeping up with the electrolytes even with the vitamins I take.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:40 AM (XjtdB)

I have friends who tell me to take those prophylactically (preemptively?) and I don't but you could.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 10:54 AM (o3SCB)

381 >>>Connecticut is not real, it's more like a connector between more interesting locales.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)

A friend from Connecticut used to joke that the state motto was "Left Lane Closed Next 30 Miles."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2024 10:54 AM (T+Iwg)

382
"I once had a student that was surprised that I would call a weapon a work of art (a sword). He asked if guns could be too. I told him it was possible."


The Met in NY sure thinks so. They have a bitchin' collection of beautiful arms.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2024 10:55 AM (n+4am)

383 "In her Instagram video, Ms Ocasio-Cortez denounced people who are "constantly trying to tell you that you didn't experience what you experienced or that you're lying."



Funny how this never came out before........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

384
370 #352 In short: Hazelwood was fully into DEI shit even having won an award for it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM (2yu8s)


Shocker!

Promoting racial hatred and division encourages racial violence.

Who Knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2024 10:55 AM (nFnyb)

385 364 FWP, the gas station that fills my propane tank says that they are out of that business now. So it's either the overpriced exchange retail vendor at the grocery store, or I drive to the nearest Tractor Supply, which allegedly will fill my tank.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at

Walgreens in Daphne does it.

Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

386 Quote tweet: Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres 13h
Bill Hagerty:
"Democrats want these illegal migrants in here to create more electoral power. Since Joe Biden came into office, the estimates are as high as 10 million people that have come in here — that would be 13 extra congressional districts."

Elon Musk @elonmusk 11h
More Presidential and House of Representatives electoral votes will be assigned to the new illegals Biden has let in than the population of 40 US states.

Let that sink in.
======
Musk has been pushing this theme for the past couple of weeks.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (2yu8s)

387 In short: Hazelwood was fully into DEI shit even having won an award for it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM
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Hazelwood is the 2nd largest school district in STL county. It also includes Ferguson.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ViCCR)

388 @381

>>A friend from Connecticut used to joke that the state motto was "Left Lane Closed Next 30 Miles."

I've been driving to Stamford a couple of days a week for the last two years or so, inexplicable rush hour road work and car accidents are built into that states metaphysical DNA.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (XV/Pl)

389 Connecticut is a rest stop that is under constant remodeling.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (LkLld)

390 T - 7 minutes

https://tinyurl.com/5dpatvur

Posted by: Ciampino - T-t-t-t-to space -- Biden esq. at March 12, 2024 10:57 AM (qfLjt)

391 Those 13 EVs is like winning Arizona or Georgia, for free.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:57 AM (bWsRe)

392 315 They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy

I mean he did MURDER a woman.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I left her to die...I didn't murder her. Totally different! I'm gonna get that crazy broad E. Jean Carroll's lawyer and sue your ass!!!

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at March 12, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

393 Hazelwood preparing its "students" from their transition from government run schools to government run prisons.

Posted by: brak at March 12, 2024 10:57 AM (AR07F)

394 LOL.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 9h
What would be a good name for a media company that spins the news until the company is dead?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:57 AM (2yu8s)

395 That Hazelwood video is insane. That's not just a HS fight, that's rabid animals attacking.
Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (bWsRe)



Feral hogs gonna feral hog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

396 Another striking wood is hackberry that is seldom used in stocks.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (hKOIV)

Hackberry is supposed to be an all around useful tree. A "forager's favorite" apparently.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (XjtdB)

397 Walgreens in Daphne does it.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ZdaMQ)



I didn't even know that there was a Walgreens in Daphne. Is that by the Civic Center/Rouses?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (aD39U)

398 >>Musk has been pushing this theme for the past couple of weeks.

It's been interesting over the last couple years watching the richest guy in the world learn how our country actually works.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (LkLld)

399 Where's my trauma merit badge for horse-toothed bitches pretending shit happened that didn't in an attempt to emotionally coerce people into letting her do shit she's not allowed to do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (CRhux)

400 "Connect" i "cut?"


The state's very name is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)

401 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Mar 10
GRAPHIC: A student in @HazelwoodSD is in the hospital in critical condition after being brutally beaten with her head smashed against the pavement by a mob of students.

Multiple people watch and do nothing.

You won’t hear about this story on the MSM.



New business opportunity:
Out of State Cousins-R-Us

Need somone's ass kicked?
Call 1-800-Kic-Kass

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:58 AM (IB/6k)

402 Which factor more heavily affects their ranking in the state system?

Their dedication to DEI or the safety of the students?
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Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 14h
NEW: Reports are coming in that brutal fights involving students in @HazelwoodSD have been going on for YEARS. The school appears to have incorporated equity based school discipline policies according to their most recent DEI Initiative.

A former student tells me another student fought him because he’s white and a former staff member alleges years of anti-white discrimination.

WHAT IS GOING ON AT @HazelwoodSD?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)

403 Hazelwood is the 2nd largest school district in STL county. It also includes Ferguson.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ViCCR)

St Louis? No way buddy!! I've been assured by very smart people on TV, that the most violent people are white rural Trump voters. This sounds like misinformation. I'm reporting you to the Department of Safety.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (bWsRe)

404 Musk has been pushing this theme for the past couple of weeks.


it's incredibly important!

the other aspect is, I keep saying cities like Philly have vast areas of the ghetto with no or very few people living there. no one LOOKS bc ghetto.

NOW they are filling up with illegals (and gangs) so when Philly reports 110 percent voter turnout, it's based on massively overstated census counts. and NOW you won't SEE it, like you used to be able to (if you were brave) b/c the ghettos are full of (illegals) people.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (AcWfM)

405 387 In short: Hazelwood was fully into DEI shit even having won an award for it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:52 AM
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Hazelwood is the 2nd largest school district in STL county. It also includes Ferguson.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ViCCR)

Avoid St Louis at all costs… we NEVER go there..

Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (PCK5/)

406 Daphne does it in Walgreens?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (9yWhg)

407 If you have been focusing too much on work or a project at home, you might be experiencing concentration cramps...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2024 11:00 AM (991eG)

408 406 Daphne does it in Walgreens?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Like, we're there, dude! What'll she do for a few scoobie snacks?

Posted by: Perv Shaggy at March 12, 2024 11:01 AM (JCZqz)

409
WHAT IS GOING ON AT @HazelwoodSD?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)



The plan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 12, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

410 I'm not blaming the victim in any way. But wondering why would a white family send their kid to a school like that? There are options like online schools if parents can't move or can't afford private school. You're sending your kid into a fucking war zone.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 11:01 AM (bWsRe)

411 NOOD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2024 11:01 AM (AcWfM)

412 That picture is so petty. Looking forward to peak cherry blossoms here soon.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (t/2Uw)

413 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

414 372 @356

>>FAKE NOOZ - "Rhode Island" isn't real.

Connecticut is not real, it's more like a connector between more interesting locales.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)

hahahaha and it's right there in its name!

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (o3SCB)

415 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

416 315 They do it every time and folks fall for it. They were just as hateful to Teddy Kennedy

I mean he did MURDER a woman.
Posted by: BruceWayne

At least... And moved one or more out of the country, too.

Posted by: L - RINOs. You can't make them love you more or hate you less at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (GshMh)

417 397 Walgreens in Daphne does it.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 10:56 AM (ZdaMQ)


I didn't even know that there was a Walgreens in Daphne. Is that by the Civic Center/Rouses?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March

Yes, you can get crawdads at the same time! It’s an exchange, not a fill station, I don’t ever do it, sorry about that. But j says it’s not too awful cost wise.

Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2024 11:03 AM (ZdaMQ)

418 Occasionally, you can actually find some blondish walnut that has a more open grain.

I read that as "a more open groin"

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2024 11:04 AM (T4tVD)

419 Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray 16h
Have you noticed a concerning tend in the viral videos of kids beating each other up? They're not just having a scuffle -- fights they can walk away from with their heads held high and a few scratches.

The kids doing the beating are fighting to kill.

The victims are always outnumbered. The assailants are always black. The victims, white.

Has it always been like this? I don't think so. What caused this trend? The only thing that comes to mind is wokeness and DEI -- black kids are being "educated" by their teachers on how evil whites are. White kids are told to submit, to not fight back. That's the trend.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 12h
DEI brainwashing is dangerous.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Mar 10
In 2022, Hazelwood School District won the "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Leadership Award." They're the best at incorporating DEI!

They were also sued by a former employee who alleged years of discrimination against white employees.

What is going on at @hazelwoodsd?!

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Mar 11
Just 5% of students in this school are proficient in Math and just 21% in reading. What’s going on at @HazelwoodSD?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 11:04 AM (2yu8s)

420
High schools are by and large indistinguishable from the average penitentiary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2024 10:54 AM (CRhux)


Except that they have more tattoos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2024 11:04 AM (n+4am)

421 I find it an interesting phenomenon that one can meet new people and share many interests in common and genuinely like them, and they assume that you share their views on politics. I've recently become friendly with a person-we share an interest in reading and English history-and they basically just told me, "Thakfully we don't have Marjorie Taylor Greene and her" ilk" running things in Congress." I decided not to tell them that I really don't mind MTG or that I'm a conservative..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2024 11:05 AM (Ki//m)

422 There’s a German u-boat ghosting that sailboat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2024 11:07 AM (Hp4+z)

423 When did the left become anti-Russia?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2024 10:03 AM (IB/6k)

When Putin banned the adoption of Russian orphans by sodomite couples.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 11:07 AM (tkR6S)

424 415 Noodus simianus
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 12, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

Posted by: m at March 12, 2024 11:10 AM (o3SCB)

425 Weapons -- guns, swords, suits of armor, etc. -- can be art but not all of them are, in my opinion.

Hmmm, I bet we could beat this to death on the gun thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2024 11:12 AM (sNc8Y)

426 Satellite deployed.
Great launch, pity it was at night though.

Posted by: Ciampino - T-t-t-t-t-to space -- Biden esq. at March 12, 2024 11:15 AM (qfLjt)

427 I only get Charlie horses in bed.

Why was this not posted by Catherine the Great?

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 12, 2024 11:27 AM (6IWQu)

428 No elbows?

Posted by: Phil at March 12, 2024 12:14 PM (K85Gk)

429 SPRING IS HERE TRALA TRALA

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 12, 2024 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

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