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The Morning Report — 3/8/24

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Good morning, kids. The first thing that comes to mind after last night's utter debasement, on top of three interminable years of debasement-to-the-power-of-infinity that this nation (or what's left of it) has been forced to endure, is that what we witnessed in the well of the Senate is the moral equivalent of what a teenybopper given a roofie-laced Long Island iced tea at a rave must feel like the morning after; lying in a pile of garbage and vomit, barely able to lift her pounding head off the floor only to discover her panties in shreds, and her crotch and rectal area bruised, bleeding and covered in dried semen.

I'd say I need a shower, but given the fact that the speechifier – that is, the shrill, shrieking windsock with a teleprompter – used to shower regularly with his pre-pubescent daughter, it's best to just skip that reference and grope around for some Handi-Wipes.

The only question is, will the volume and sheer gall of what Joe Biden spewed last night be exceeded this morning by the credibly accused intern murderer Joe Scarborough from the set of MSNSDAP as he insists it was the greatest, most honest and uplifting speech since Christ's Sermon on the Mount and Churchill's "Finest Hour" combined! And anyone who doesn't agree is a knuckle-dragging MAGA insurrectionist!

The only consolations from last night are the Gold Star father who let Biden have it for his son's death at the hands of jihadists by the irresponsible snap bug-out abandonment of Afghanistan, for which he was promptly arrested and removed from the Senate, (something that the Code Pinko cadres never seem to have to endure), and Senator J.D. Vance who just boycotted the Thing's Speech entirely:

Vance told Breitbart News that he does not want to “legitimize” all the lies Biden will tell in the speech with his attendance.

“This state of the union is a farce thanks to Joe Biden’s disgraceful job performance,” Vance told Breitbart News. “Tonight, he’s going to stand before the American people and lie about the state of our economy, the security of our borders, and the safety of our citizens. I’m not interested in legitimizing the president’s lies about the destruction his policies have caused for this country.”

Vance is widely considered to be a possible running mate for Trump in 2024, and his decision to not attend the presidential address in the U.S. House chamber is significant because he’s siding with the millions of Americans who say they do not intend to interrupt their evening to watch Biden speak.

A wide majority of Americans, 63 percent, said according to the latest Economist/YouGov survey they will not watch the speech. So, while official Washington and the establishment media are consumed with Biden’s likely ability to read from a teleprompter for about an hour, most Americans like Vance could care less what the aides who wrote the speech that Biden is going to read wanted him to say."

The article mentions another consolation, in that essentially no one was interested in watching a sundowning, criminal pervert lie to them about not only how wonderful their lives are because of him but that they should kiss his ass in Macy's window because of it. Too bad Macy's is set to close about 150 of its stores, about 30% of them, because of how wonderful Biden made the economy, but that's neither here nor there, ingrates!

I'm very curious to see how many people instead tuned in to Donald Trump's live-blogging of President Debasement from the DE Basement. In any case, it's a shame that the entire GOP didn't follow J.D. Vance's lead and not show up. But, the illusion that "our flag was still there" and America still functions as it always had or how we had imagined it in the pre-Trump era, and more to the point, the GOP pretending as much because protecting the grift is their mission, is what they do.

There is no way that the Democrat propaganda complex can spin this as a success when two things from the get go show it was an abject disaster and fiasco for them:

Before even arriving, Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants had to endure this:

A cadre of anti-Israel protesters joined together to block President Joe Biden’s motorcade while on his way to the State of the Union Address on Thursday night.

“Shame!” the protesters chanted.

Others were heard shouting, “Genocide Joe,” while others called him a “Criminal.”

Since the October 7 massacre in Israel last year at the hands of the terrorist organization Hamas, anti-Israel protesters have blocked parade routes, surrounded the White House, and delayed the president from giving a speech at an event in New York.

In November of last year, the White House denounced those calling Biden “Genocide Joe.” Speaking with New York Post reporter Steve Nelson, National Security Council spokesman John Kirby called the nickname “Genocide Joe” inappropriate while standing on the side of free speech.

“We’re not worried about nicknames and bumper stickers. I mean, it’s First Amendment free speech. The president’s focused on … making sure that we can continue to support Israel as they fight a terrible terrorist group, Hamas,” Kirby said.

It's bad enough that the Muslims are a major problem electorally for Biden in places like Minnesota and especially Michigan, Dao-Min Yen shenanigans notwithstanding. But a major chunk of the Maoists in the Democrat base are equally pissed that he's not helping Hamas finish off the Yids once and for all. More on that in a moment.

Meanwhile, despite the chemical cocktail of Adderall, adrenaline, cholinesterase inhibitors, Pervitin (Hitler's favorite, but renamed for Joe as "pervert-in") and Kaopectate, Biden was sundowning all over the place. And at the worst possible point in his rant: the border:

During his speech, as he discussed an immigration and the bipartisan border bill that failed to make it out of the Senate earlier this year,  Biden held up the pin and invoked Riley’s name, but he appeared to mispronounce it.

“Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right. But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals.” Biden said. 

Lincoln Riley. What a fucking scumbag. Anyway, notice how Biden tries to dismiss the crisis on the border that he created, vis a vis the obvious death toll/crime wave from illegal alien criminals while he and his minions at the same time are trying to blame Trump for the same crime wave they said in the previous breath is exaggerated. Way to be on top of the messaging, geniuses!

In any case, as bad as his Nuremberg Rally in front of Independence Hall and that horrendous shit-show at Valley Forge were, this horror show tops them all.

Usually presidents use the podium to make promises and take credit for past accomplishments, but there’s not much of that here and so Biden began his speech name-dropping presidents who people liked better than him (a long list) and threatening and berating Republicans.

A few breaths after implicitly comparing himself to FDR during WWII, Biden then compared himself to Lincoln during the Civil War (“not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under assault here at home as they are today” and then President Reagan before launching an attack on President Trump.

The State of the Union isn’t a place to attack opposing candidates. Bush didn’t take potshots at Kerry in his State of the Union speech and even Obama didn’t mention Romney in his.

And yet Biden attacked Trump a few minutes into his. And then did it again. And again.

But this was not a State of the Union address, it was a fascistic campaign rally of the kind that he had been giving for years, most disturbingly while flanked by Marines at Independence Hall before the 2022 midterms, declaring war on Trump, Republicans and all political opponents. . .

. . . Biden’s State of the Union rant would have been more ominous if it also hadn’t been pathetic. The speechwriters reached (as they always do at these events) for the grandiose, but came off as bellicose, and in Biden’s mouth, even the bellicose became the quavering rattlings of an angry old man who had spent too much time reading Stephen Ambrose and listening to NPR.

Much of Biden’s address had to be reconstructed from the transcript because it was indecipherable. His hands and lips shaking, Biden spoke of strength, but showed only weakness, invoked historical figures only to show how unworthy he was of them.

The threats and attacks on Republicans gave way to absurd boasts. And while presidents always claim credit for more than they accomplished, Biden’s could only occasion eye rolling.

Biden claimed that “our economy is the envy of the world”, that inflation “is the lowest in the world”, that there is “historic job growth”, and that unemployment is “at 50-year lows”.

Why didn’t Biden begin by bragging about these incredible accomplishments? Why bury them toward the middle of his speech? Because not only are they lies, but no one believes them. . .

. . . Biden violated the most elementary State of the Union decorum. He gave a speech that he should not have been allowed to deliver. And that should have been shut down during. Presidents deliver these addresses as guests of Congress. As a guest, Biden insulted his hosts, soiled the drapes and tried to wrap his partisan hatefest in name dropping and the flag.

At the conclusion, Biden laid out a clash “for the soul of our nation” between “those who want to pull America back to the past” (conservatives) “and those who want to move America into the future” (leftists) while unintentionally giving everyone a taste of what that future looks like.

The future looks like a senile president arriving at a State of the Union to launch vitriolic attacks on the opposition, wrecking political norms, implying that a new civil war is at hand, threatening the Supreme Court and defining all opposition as a dangerous form of treason.

Americans have seen the future and polls show they don’t like it very much.

And given the situation in Israel as well as the torrent of in-your-face Jew-hatred from the Democrat Party, Biden might very well pour radioactive gasoline on the fire that he and the imbecile eggheads at Foggy Bottom helped start.

In case you missed the previous most stupid idea vomited forth by the Biden White House, it's an airlift of food to unoccupied parts of the Gaza Strip. It's a humanitarian mission, you see — except that it only appears that way to people who literally know nothing about warfare, particularly siege warfare.

As trusted milblogger CDR Salamander reminded his readers when the news broke a few days ago, "For all of human history, when a city is under siege the garrison eats, drinks, and receives medical care and shelter first. Any aid that comes in prolongs the siege and produces more death and misery."

Most of the death and misery is enjoyed, as it were, by the civilians trapped in the besieged city. But some of the death and misery is visited upon the troops of the siege army — in this case, the men and women of the Israeli Defense Force.

Sal put it too nicely for my tastes. The more brutal version of the truth is that Hamas wants more Gazans to die because dead Gazans make good Hamas propaganda. Hamas fighters will balloon up to 350 pounds apiece before any civilians get so much as a crumb. That's why I told readers yesterday that if Biden wants a quick end to the fighting, he should send more bullets to Israel and not a single meal to Gaza.

BREAKING: Biden will announce at his “State of the Union” speech that he ordered the U.S. military to conduct an “emergency mission” to establish a temporary port in Gaza that would open up a maritime route for humanitarian assistance from Cyprus, U.S. officials said

. . . If you're Bibi Netanyahu or even just a member of Jerusalem's war cabinet, you've got to be asking yourself — oh so very quietly — if there's going to come a point where you're going to have to train your guns on American forces to stop them from providing relief to Hamas.

If I'm exaggerating, it isn't by much. The chances of an American-Israeli War are approximately zero, but before the White House leaked this whopper, the chances were precisely zero.

Who had American boots on the ground in Gaza? To defend Hamas?! Desperate times call for desperate measures. And if Biden's performance last night didn't underscore the fact that he and his puppet masters are so desperate that Biden's nervous incontinence is bad enough to soil Malig-Nancy Pelosi's Depends, you're not paying attention.

Have a good weekend and try to blot out of your mind what I wrote when you take your shower this morning.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "The same government pressure erecting an Iron Curtain around the Internet is also constructing a financial social credit system like Communist China’s inside the United States."
    The Feds Gave Banks Woke Censorship Tools To Control All Your Money
  • "Is the U.S. governemnt investigating brain sensing and manipulation technology?"
    Weaponizing Neuroscience
  • Daniel Greenfield: "What is the secret of Sweet Baby’s success in hijacking a multi-billion dollar industry? In a presentation at the Game Developers Conference, co-founder Kim Belair urged gaming company employees to form relationships with marketing people, urge them to bring in consultants and then 'terrify them with what could happen if they don’t give you what you want.'”
    Sweet Baby Inc: How a DEI Firm is Taking Over Games

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1 hAPPY fRICKING fRIDAY

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 07:42 AM (ENQN6)

2 So glad we won't have to hear from Buyden again anytime soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 07:44 AM (tW/dO)

3 Thank you, JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 07:44 AM (a1415)

4 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 07:44 AM (A5THL)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

6 top 10 and morning horde

happy f'ing fiday and happy birfday JJ

now off to covfefe & content

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 07:45 AM (bving)

7 Not my genre of art but...

Akira Toriyama, creator of the best selling anime "Dragon Ball", has died at age 68.
https://tinyurl.com/ytr3nh4h

R.I.P.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 07:46 AM (2yu8s)

8 Abolish the State Of The Yankee Union crapfest propaganda speech and have whatever bozo is in the white outhouse deliver it in writing to whomever gives a rat's ass. Stop wasting time, money and effort on lies.

Abolish The Federales.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 07:46 AM (/SHEi)

9 So we should have airlifted food into Berlin in March of 1945?

Interesting way to run a war, if you ask me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 07:47 AM (a1415)

10 Looks at watch

Looks at Sefton.


Hmmmm...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 07:47 AM (q7hip)

11 "At least five dead, multiple injured, after suffering direct hits from humanitarian aid packages airdropped by the US.
Posted by: Nevergiveup "

This is just perfect.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

12 Good morning, JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 08, 2024 07:49 AM (JcnCJ)

13 "radioactive gasoline" I love the concept!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at March 08, 2024 07:49 AM (MvF+J)

14
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2024 07:50 AM (bEb2S)

15 That may be the most epic opening paragraph in the history of the Morning Report.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 08, 2024 07:50 AM (rJ48h)

16 JD for VP is not a bad idea! Hadn’t thought of it before but he’s outstanding. The only downside is his senate seat; who knows who’d end up there.

Did mushbrains even mention Gaza in his spewing? I didn’t watch… do not have the stomach for it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 07:50 AM (4Fb0A)

17 An ex-con who is friends with woke DA Alvin Bragg and appeared on Joe Rogan's podcast last month has been charged with murder after a severed head was found at a Bronx apartment. Justice reform advocate Sheldon Johnson, 48, told the popular Joe Rogan Experience podcast on February 1 about his journey 'changing his life around' after being jailed for 50 years for two violent robberies. He regaled Rogan's audience with tales of his rise to the top of one of the prison's most notorious gangs, before insisting it was all behind him.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 07:50 AM (y2JFW)

18 Last night I watched about 1 minute of the shit's shit. Even with Viva Frei's commentary, I could stand no more.

Now to the content.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 07:50 AM (1bNHn)

19 18 I got tired of waiting for it to start, so I blew it off.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (MvF+J)

20 Rivian has decided not to build a 5 billion dollar factory in Georgia. I predict that they will be gone in two years, unless they get a bailout.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (vFG9F)

21 Isn't today the 8th?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (SfhV1)

22 Ha. Let me try this thread for a while.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 07:52 AM (k1AR8)

23 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 07:52 AM (T4tVD)

24
“Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right. But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals.” Biden said.

Is that verbatim what he said without correcting himself?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 07:53 AM (RKVpM)

25 “Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right. But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals.” Biden said.

--

Wait, what?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 07:53 AM (k1AR8)

26 Happy Friday everyone. I am happy to report that I abstained from heavy drinking last night. The fact that I didn't watch the national scolding helped a lot.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 08, 2024 07:53 AM (4olE8)

27 I worry that as the election draws near, these psychos will absolutely kick off NATO involvement in Ukraine because they know Trump would never go for it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 07:54 AM (q7hip)

28 Since Biden will not leave on his own he should either impeached or AR 25 removed from office.

Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 07:54 AM (A5THL)

29 21 Isn't today the 8th?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (SfhV1)


Why, yes. Yes it is! ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 07:55 AM (x0n13)

30 JJ's Birthday!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 07:55 AM (q7hip)

31 "Shout for joy, you heavens; rejoice, you earth; burst into song, you mountains! For the Lord comforts his people and will have compassion on his afflicted ones."

Isaiah 49:13

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (J47y1)

32 Through a web portal run after Jan. 6 by the Domestic Security Alliance Council (DSAC), a public-private partnership headed by the DHS and FBI, federal law enforcement shared materials offering guidance on identifying “extremists” with over 650 member companies, the report details.
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Gosh, I wonder if this is another of those "public/private partnerships" started under GW?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (tT6L1)

33 Rivian has decided not to build a 5 billion dollar factory in Georgia. I predict that they will be gone in two years, unless they get a bailout.
Posted by: fd

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Wow. Even with all the free money, the money laundering involved, and zero expectations for any accomplishments or investments to succeed they STILL back out?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (k1AR8)

34 Morning, J.J.

Hi Grammie!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (tT6L1)

35 28 Since Biden will not leave on his own he should either impeached or AR 25 removed from office.
Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 07:54 AM (A5THL)


I read that as "AR15." Gevalt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (x0n13)

36 As they say on Star Track: March de eighth be with you!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 07:56 AM (dsdmx)

37 There has to be coconut cake involved for it to be JJ's birthday.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2024 07:57 AM (NUtkz)

38
If I'm President? Written statement. And only for one year.

"The State of the Union is better than last year, thanks to my august presence, and that of my Golden Horde of supporters. Kill yourselves. Every minute that you keep breathing their air, they grow more restive. I can't stay their wrath forever. Make it easy on yourselves. Go find a shitload of ropes. Or don't. Your call."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 07:58 AM (0FoWg)

39 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 07:58 AM (T4tVD)

40 Good morning Ben Had. Nutty hash you have there.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

41 The really really strange landscape of Cydonia on Mars ("Cydonia! What make yo big head so hard?!" - jjs)
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In the very first X-Com game, I believe Cydonia was where the alien base was located at the end of the game...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (7fElN)

42 The entire world is laughing at the US, with the possible exception of anyone who thought the US would stand up for them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (lTGtQ)

43 If buying a Bible flags me as a domestic terrorist, what happens if I buy an entire commentary series for every book of the NT?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (dsdmx)

44 43 If buying a Bible flags me as a domestic terrorist, what happens if I buy an entire commentary series for every book of the NT?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (dsdmx)

You get raided at 5am tomorrow...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (exHjb)

45 I guess we will hear from Paul how the US is killing children in Gaza by dropping pallets of food on them.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

46
Woke 'influencer' lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever.

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1766062378095894546

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (RKVpM)

47 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, horde.

Happy Friday.

Posted by: Inogame at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (53oGX)

48 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Congratulations to all the ettes on this your International Women's Day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

49 Hi blake! Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (SfhV1)

50 As has been said, the speech wasn't for you or me, it was for his base, the retard AWFL's in Northern Virginia, to scare POCS, to scare granny, and to generally vomit out red meat to motivate, agitate and divide delivering a message that the Klan, Orange Hitler and Big Landlord are coming to shrink their Snickers and rob them of Muh Bortions.

As a polemic, it probably worked out better than they hoped for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (XV/Pl)

51 So that temporary port thing in Gaza....I gotta baaaad feeling about this.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (Qgr0I)

52 Liberals will really and truly emigrate if Trump gets back in the White House??

Always teasing, never delivering. It gets old.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (4I/2K)

53 Did Ol Joe make it through the speech?

Posted by: Inogame at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (53oGX)

54 Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is inching closer to gaining ballot access in the critical battleground states of Nevada, Arizona and Georgia.
Polling suggests that former President Donald Trump’s leads against President Joe Biden in those states would only increase with Kennedy and other third-party candidates on the ballot.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (y2JFW)

55 If buying a Bible flags me as a domestic terrorist, what happens if I buy an entire commentary series for every book of the NT?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (dsdmx)
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Dipped in pitch, tied to a stake and set on fire?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (tT6L1)

56 Isn't today the 8th?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (SfhV1)
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Hmmm....

"The Morning Report — 3/9/24
—J.J. Sefton"

""Incompetence out the wazoo—and these people have the nuclear codes?"
Bidenites Use Last Year's Graphic to Announce the SOTU Address, But Forget to Change the Month and the Year"
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Is there a connection?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (7fElN)

57 Good morning, all. Let's check my SOTU scorecard:

1. He'll start a touch late
- No point for me. He started *super* late.
2. Address is no shorter than 45 minutes, no longer than 65 minutes
- By my watch, the address came in at 67 minutes. No point.
3. Total event will be between 55 and 80 minutes including walk-off
- Point.
4. He will start off strong (for Biden), but get slurrier as time goes on and the performance will fall off in the second half.
- I'm going to give myself the point, but his cocktail was excellent and he didn't fall off badly until the final ten minutes.
5. This will not be a SOTU as such, but an aggressive launch to his campaign and we'll be treated to parts of his stump speech.
- Oh yeah. Point. I wish I could give myself two points for this.

So I scored 3/5. 60%. D-.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (HnUIn)

58 > Rivian has decided not to build a 5 billion dollar factory in Georgia. I predict that they will be gone in two years, unless they get a bailout.
Posted by: fd
______________

IIRC they lost most of their "talent" and C-suite last year. Those people knew what's what.

BTW... remember the accident last week on a bridge outside of Louisville, KY? A semi was hanging over the edge. The cause was.... wait for it......

........ an EV that ran out of juice on the bridge causing a pile up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

59 If buying a Bible flags me as a domestic terrorist, what happens if I buy an entire commentary series for every book of the NT?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 07:59 AM (dsdmx)


You go $500 into the hole. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:02 AM (SfhV1)

60 "....I gotta baaaad feeling about this.
Posted by: WisRich"

QUACK!

Posted by: A sitting duck at March 08, 2024 08:02 AM (vFG9F)

61 54 Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is inching closer to gaining ballot access in the critical battleground states of Nevada, Arizona and Georgia.
Polling suggests that former President Donald Trump’s leads against President Joe Biden in those states would only increase with Kennedy and other third-party candidates on the ballot.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (y2JFW)


The irony of trying to keep Trump off the ballot when they should've concentrated on RFK is kind of funny. Heh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (x0n13)

62 When the police arrived, they refused to remove or silence the protesters so the lecture could continue. Instead, they decided that the First Amendment gave this mob the right to silence whomever they wanted. The police further decided that for Peer’s “safety,” his lecture must end and they would “escort” him off campus.

This led Professor Asaf Peer … to ask “What about my freedom of speech?”

Or to put it more simply, their violence is speech, your speech is violence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (ENQN6)

63 Happy Year Zero!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (aD39U)

64 45 I guess we will hear from Paul how the US is killing children in Gaza by dropping pallets of food on them.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

As mentioned above, I think Hamas killed any civilians (or other gangs/groups) trying to get the airdrop and then just blamed it on us...

That said, what the he$$ are we doing prolonging the war by dropping supplies for the enemy. This only ends if they quit or are dead...so, we, the US, seem to be pushing option 2...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (exHjb)

65 @33

>>Wow. Even with all the free money, the money laundering involved, and zero expectations for any accomplishments or investments to succeed they STILL back out?

Sure, because they can get them cheaper from China.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of retards who like this stupid vehicle, so until they run out of retards they are going to stick around for a bit longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

66 I think that the best comment of the night came from Thomas Bender. He nailed it perfectly and I think his assessment is spot-on. I can't do better, so I'm just gonna borrow his:

Indeed, but this speech is not for you and me, it's for the retard AWFL's in Northern Virginia, it's to scare POCs into not being Trump curious, it's to agitate, split and divide but mostly, it's red meat for his base and to motivate them to collect those ballots, GOTV and to fortify as if their lives depended on it because the Klan, Orange Hitler and Big Landlord is coming to take their Snickers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)


Absolutely right. Because it was a campaign speech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (HnUIn)

67 Now I have to make sure my next credit card statement includes a gun, a bible, and DJT campaign merch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (dsdmx)

68 Did Fox News gush over Biden last night? Deep State trash

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (BGQYY)

69 Thanks again JJ. Morning Grammie!

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (BGQYY)

70 50 As has been said, the speech wasn't for you or me, it was for his base, the retard AWFL's in Northern Virginia, to scare POCS, to scare granny, and to generally vomit out red meat to motivate, agitate and divide delivering a message that the Klan, Orange Hitler and Big Landlord are coming to shrink their Snickers and rob them of Muh Bortions.

As a polemic, it probably worked out better than they hoped for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (XV/Pl)


Assuming they were watching it in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (x0n13)

71 Absolutely right. Because it was a campaign speech.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:03 AM (HnUIn)
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Campaign speech for the SOTU: Norms restored!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (tT6L1)

72 BTW... remember the accident last week on a bridge outside of Louisville, KY? A semi was hanging over the edge. The cause was.... wait for it......

........ an EV that ran out of juice on the bridge causing a pile up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:01 AM (Q4IgG

That sure didn't make it on the national news.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2024 08:05 AM (Qgr0I)

73 Today is Be Nasty Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:05 AM (NpAcC)

74 Anyway, notice how Biden tries to dismiss the crisis on the border that he created, vis a vis the obvious death toll/crime wave from illegal alien criminals while he and his minions at the same time are trying to blame Trump for the same crime wave they said in the previous breath is exaggerated. Way to be on top of the messaging, geniuses.
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That's not my take at all. He didn't dismiss the problem last night. He - and the rest of the Party - are finally acknowledging it as a problem. He did blame Trump for it,though. Laughably and insanely, he blamed Republicans for the border problems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:05 AM (HnUIn)

75 Woke 'influencer' lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever.

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That chick is literally stating in the first ten seconds or so that she is AGAINST the death penalty for ch1ld s3x slavery / trafficking.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:05 AM (k1AR8)

76 Good morning Jonah!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:05 AM (SfhV1)

77 Laken Riley’s Murderer Has Family Ties to Notorious Tren de Aragua Gang Targeted by Trump
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His brother has been arrested too, working for the same gang. [Sorry; can't find Xtweet link for it I posted a few days ago.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (2yu8s)

78 The future looks like a senile president arriving at a State of the Union to launch vitriolic attacks on the opposition, wrecking political norms, implying that a new civil war is at hand, threatening the Supreme Court and defining all opposition as a dangerous form of treason.
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Sort of. Except that "wrecking political norms" part.

This *is* the political norm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (HnUIn)

79 Did he really say Lincoln Riley?

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (88xKn)

80 You go $500 into the hole. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: grammie winger

I am going one book at a time with the J Mac commentaries. Going through Romans now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (dsdmx)

81 Did Fox News gush over Biden last night? Deep State trash
Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:04 AM (BGQYY)
*****
Nope. Only the Democrat on the panel.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

82 Jack Smith Is Expediting Trump Trial To ‘Unlawfully Interfere’ In Election, Gaetz Complaint Says
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It's never unlawful if they do it.

Actually, when Tim Kaine was Mayor of Richmond, he was shocked to find that rules against using city $ to fund Democrat partisan groups, actually applied to him. Really.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (1bNHn)

83
17 seconds of the most incoherent Biden speech:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/
status/1765940460848341159

/ I can't imagine the deaf interpreter doing anything other then signing "WTF".

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (RKVpM)

84 This new timeline sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (q7hip)

85 Did he really say Lincoln Riley?
Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (88xKn)
*******
Yep

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

86 "His brother has been arrested too, working for the same gang. [Sorry; can't find Xtweet link for it I posted a few days ago.]
Posted by: andycanuck"

He's being held in Georgia for presenting a fake green card to authorities.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

87 Isn't Lincoln Riley the football coach at USC?

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:08 AM (88xKn)

88 I am going one book at a time with the J Mac commentaries. Going through Romans now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:06 AM (dsdmx)


For some odd reason, Rev bought two sets of those commentaries. I convinced him one was quite enough, so he donated a set to a little church down the block.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)

89 Angry Nasty and Senile is not way to go thru life pal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2024 08:08 AM (pVWRI)

90 Good morning JJ and horde
Had to turn on and off phone a few times to get here
TGIF
Have a cherry cheese donut for break and very close to home
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2024 08:08 AM (/R4+2)

91 ~sigh~

Looks like hospice again today... Nah, just kidding! I'ma' busting out the skis and hitting lake Oconee!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qGbSG0is9uY

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (X4yCj)

92 Sal put it too nicely for my tastes. The more brutal version of the truth is that Hamas wants more Gazans to die because dead Gazans make good Hamas propaganda. Hamas fighters will balloon up to 350 pounds apiece before any civilians get so much as a crumb. That's why I told readers yesterday that if Biden wants a quick end to the fighting, he should send more bullets to Israel and not a single meal to Gaza.
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Warlords get first access. It's why I oppose most forms of foreign aid. Acute assistance - helping provide power after an earthquake, boots-on-the-ground distribution of foodstuffs during an acute famine, etc. - can sometimes be acceptable. Broad-spectrum foreign aid is not, and the practice should be abolished.

All providing foreign aid - in cash or in kind - to a place like Congo or Gaza does is prop up the warlords and prevent any kind of progress. It has always been this way. We've spent 70 or 80 years demonstrating how much this doesn't work. Even if the motivation is good (and it definitely isn't in this case), the outcomes simply aren't. All it does is maintain the same warlords and incompetents who are responsible for the crises in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (HnUIn)

93 21 Isn't today the 8th?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 07:51 AM (SfhV1)


Grammie type in TIME at the prompt and go down though the junk and click on the one that says real time. It will give you the current exact time in large letters and then the date,

Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (A5THL)

94 Biden gets more names wrong than he gets right.

He had zero chance of getting her name right.

Welcome everyone. Welcome to the President of Uruguay, Lou Poop

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (q7hip)

95 Anyone on the fence who watched that speech would *not* be swayed to vote for him. Even if they agreed with his rhetoric, his presentation came off as "angry old man ranting at the world to get off his damn lawn."

No one wants to see that in a leader, certainly not one as important at POTUS.

There was no structure or coherence to anything he said. He bounced around all over the place. First talking about foreign affairs, then talking about domestic affairs and then back out to foreign affairs again. It was total stream-of-consciousness as if he was just spouting off whatever entered his brain at that moment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (7fElN)

96 @70

>>Assuming they were watching it in the first place.

Again, it doesn't really matter, his screed will be disseminated by their cultural and media machine, their court jesters and the enforcers, into digestible bites for them to slurp up and regurgitate.

Shrikflation, Muh Boortions, Threats to Democracy, Big Landlord, etc.. etc..

Ultimately, all that really matters is that the Donks control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to swing the election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:10 AM (XV/Pl)

97 Take a good look at the ROE for our forces who will be involved in the Gaza Misadventure. Think 1983 Beirut and the Afghanistan retreat all in one. That area is a snake pit. Nothing good is going to come of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:10 AM (J47y1)

98 Thanks vic.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:10 AM (SfhV1)

99 The level of insanity this year is going to be unlike anything we have ever seen. 1968 and 2020 times 10. Keep your family safe and understand that the best we can expect is what we have right now. It only gets worse from here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (dsdmx)

100 >Did mushbrains even mention Gaza in his spewing?


yes
apparently those poor palestinians have had a hard time of it lately, so we are going to build a temporary shipping facility on the Gaza seacoast to bring them relief

because when your ally retaliates against an enemy, it's only right to help

that enemy

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (oCjPU)

101 “Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right. But how many of the thousands of people are being killed by illegals.” Biden said.

Is that verbatim what he said without correcting himself?
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It means of the US's annual murder toll of thousands, how many [few!] are being killed by illegals.

Obviously, US citizens using AR-15s are the real problem so we can blow off the few hundred murdered by illegals and, presumably, the thousands killed by drunk-driving illegals too.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (2yu8s)

102 Seeing "utter debasement" early tells me this will be a fine and accurate JJ read.
Thank you and back to the top!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (gxokI)

103 Today is Be Nasty Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I can't !

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (T4tVD)

104 Didn't some prankster get locked up on Federal charges for doing this to Hillary? Will Siri's programmers face the same fate? Nope - jjs

Siri Tells Wisconsinites The Republican Primary Is April 3. That’s A Day After It’s Set To Take Place
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I wondered about that, too. But I noticed the story didn't mention it.

Do better, Federalist.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (1bNHn)

105 There was no structure or coherence to anything he said. He bounced around all over the place. First talking about foreign affairs, then talking about domestic affairs and then back out to foreign affairs again. It was total stream-of-consciousness as if he was just spouting off whatever entered his brain at that moment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It was a speech written by a committee to be delivered by a semi coherent figurehead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (dsdmx)

106 81. Thanks Red. I assumed Brit Hume and Rove had knee pads on as usual

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (BGQYY)

107 the country is run by garbage people with an agenda.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (tT6L1)

108 Today is Be Nasty Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I can't !
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (T4tVD)
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FJB's got your back, Jack!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (7fElN)

109 Anyone on the fence who watched that speech would *not* be swayed to vote for him. Even if they agreed with his rhetoric, his presentation came off as "angry old man ranting at the world to get off his damn lawn." ...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:09 AM (7fElN)
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I disagree.

Nobody opposed to him or even merely Biden-curious was probably brought around by that speech.

Anyone who is a Biden supporter who might have been concerned, though, was probably reinforced by it. He was passionate and energetic. He said all the right things to make any wavering AWFLs and members of other aligned interest groups stop wavering.

Polls are for strippers, but I will not be surprised if next week see that his support among "suburban women" increased. Trump has made gains there recently, because some of them are starting to wavering. Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp. They never wanted to leave in the first place, and now they have what they need to go back in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)

110 It's also,
International Women's Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

111 Gee, J.J. You must have done a little writing in your life, eh? That was quite some description of Biden's speech. Apparently the speech was really awful, but I found your description, "shrill, shrieking windsock with a teleprompter"
grimly hilarious. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (Ki//m)

112 However, the person who recorded the phone call wasn’t in Fulton County or even in Georgia. That’s a problem. Jordan Fuchs, a political activist who serves as Raffensperger’s chief of staff, was in Florida, where it is illegal to record a call without all parties to the call consenting to the recording. She neither asked for nor received consent to record.

Illegal phone taps of a sitting President would seem to be in the interest of the Secret Service.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

113 Biden wants to feed those poor hungry Hamas fighters, who steal all the humanatarian aid as it comes down in parachutes. So they can fight again

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:14 AM (BGQYY)

114 ... but I found your description, "shrill, shrieking windsock with a teleprompter" grimly hilarious. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (Ki//m)
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Grim. And fairly accurate.

Biden surprised me in that he spent almost the entire speech in "Angry Joe" mode. There were some whispers and a few moments of his folksy shtick, but it was mostly just shouting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:14 AM (HnUIn)

115 The vast majority of illegals are not rapists and murderers. You cant paint them as all bad. Now back to what I was saying about those violent racist terrorist MAGAS....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (dsdmx)

116 When was it they were talking about "angry white men"? About 2000?

The left really doesn't have many ideas, do they?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (1bNHn)

117 Today is Be Nasty Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I can't !
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 08:11 AM (T4tVD)
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FJB's got your back, Jack!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:12 AM (7fElN)

I am a nasty woman!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (4I/2K)

118 Changing my soup dinner offering today - got a farm box with beautiful (and cheap) leeks and zucchini, so gonna do a top 9 allergy free leek, zucchini, and white bean soup flavored mostly with my allergy friendly premade pesto (why remake the wheel when you have an open jar in the fridge - and I have 60 minutes to make this, so speed is everything today)...

If it's good, I'll post it Sunday - this is another newbie for me (I used to do black bean and corn based allergy soups, but wanted different things this year)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (exHjb)

119 Polls are for strippers, but I will not be surprised if next week see that his support among "suburban women" increased. Trump has made gains there recently, because some of them are starting to wavering. Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp. They never wanted to leave in the first place, and now they have what they need to go back in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)
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the base was wavering to the point of not voting and this was designed to bring them back into the fold? Maybe try to blunt some of the inroads made by RFK Jr.?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (tT6L1)

120 > Isn't Lincoln Riley the football coach at USC?

Posted by: dantesed
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You are correct

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (oCjPU)

121 Changing my soup dinner offering today - got a farm box with beautiful (and cheap) leeks and zucchini, so gonna do a top 9 allergy free leek, zucchini, and white bean soup flavored mostly with my allergy friendly premade pesto (why remake the wheel when you have an open jar in the fridge - and I have 60 minutes to make this, so speed is everything today)... ...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (exHjb)
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Nice. Leeks are an underrated vegetable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (HnUIn)

122 87 Isn't Lincoln Riley the football coach at USC?
Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:08 AM (88xKn)

Unfortunately for the Trojans…. Yes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (Z1GI4)

123 Good morning, kids. The first thing that comes to mind after last night's utter debasement ...

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... is that Joey Sponge-Brain Shit-Pants will be campaigning once again from de basement and will likely "win" in November with 350 million "votes."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:16 AM (S/101)

124 I took a look at the tweet from James Woods and the only other time I encountered someone talking that fast they'd been on a three day speed bender.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:16 AM (tT6L1)

125 Nice. Leeks are an underrated vegetable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yes they are. Also, parsnips.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 08:17 AM (R4t5M)

126 What Kind of Risks are Americans Facing in Building the Temporary Gaza Port?
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It'd be fun if, as soon as it's well under way the IDF were to just occupy the land around it. So it can achieve zilch.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 08:17 AM (1bNHn)

127 17 seconds of the most incoherent Biden speech:
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/
status/1765940460848341159
/ I can't imagine the deaf interpreter doing anything other then signing "WTF".
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:07 AM (RKVpM)

Hahahaha! Joe looks and sounds like the old farts at the coffee klatch at the local Mickey D's who have nothing better to do than sit around in the a.m. and bitch incoherently about what ails them while watching the boob tube.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 08:17 AM (/SHEi)

128 Also in that crazy communist chick's twitter accidental trump campaign ad

Did you know Viagra is "gender affirming care"? 40 seconds.

It's easy to see how the entire argument is pointless if that's how muddied the waters (intentionally) are.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:17 AM (k1AR8)

129 Polls are for strippers, but I will not be surprised if next week see that his support among "suburban women" increased. Trump has made gains there recently, because some of them are starting to wavering. Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp. They never wanted to leave in the first place, and now they have what they need to go back in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)
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Eh. Maybe. But we all know that polls are artificially skewed towards one end of the political spectrum anyway. Sure, he might get a bounce among one key constituency, but can he sustain that through to November?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:18 AM (7fElN)

130 Happy Eighto de Marcho, El Horde-o.

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 08:18 AM (UnA8+)

131 the base was wavering to the point of not voting and this was designed to bring them back into the fold? Maybe try to blunt some of the inroads made by RFK Jr.?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (tT6L1)
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Some of them. Trump's gains among "suburban women" per the polling are probably a serious concern. There are groups Biden is *never* going to pick up in volume - rural white men, non-college-educated men, etc. - and last night's speech wasn't meant for them. They don't matter.

There are also groups Biden can't lose overall - single mothers, government employees, urban blacks, etc. - and last night's speech was meant just to throw some crumbs at them.

But the variable groups that have been wavering per polling? Yeah, I think last night's speech was all about them, with "suburban women" at the top of the list. "Stop wavering and come back into the fold."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)

132 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

133 And...
It's Daylight Saving Time This Weekend.
Spring Forward. ⏰

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

134 What Kind of Risks are Americans Facing in Building the Temporary Gaza Port?

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Ah, things are coming into focus, aren't they?

We are building that for the Gazans, same as how we secured Iraq and Afghanistan for al-Qaeda.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (k1AR8)

135 From the WSJ Editorial page:

State of the Union speeches are eminently forgettable, but President Biden’s address on Thursday was memorable for all the wrong reasons. His address was one long, divisive pep rally for Democrats, goading Republicans throughout the speech, and targeting multiple and various villains for partisan attacks. It really was extraordinary.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (88xKn)

136 Biden surprised me in that he spent almost the entire speech in "Angry Joe" mode. There were some whispers and a few moments of his folksy shtick, but it was mostly just shouting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I don't think they got the ratio of rivastigmine to amphetamine quite right. Probably because it was late and interacted with his evening dose of namenda.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (dsdmx)

137 Morning Horde , thx for wading through all that crap last night and producing the morning report.
I said last night . That SOTU reminded me of Paul Wellstone's red guard propaganda funeral. Leftist that I know on Facebook are busting a nut in glee. However I think that speech cost him a lot of independent voters who realize it was all bs.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (bvn1c)

138 Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp.

How? Nobody was watching it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (V8he0)

139 Polls are for strippers, but I will not be surprised if next week see that his support among "suburban women" increased. Trump has made gains there recently, because some of them are starting to wavering. Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp. They never wanted to leave in the first place, and now they have what they need to go back in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)

In my mind this is good because it defuses the replace Biden movements…. He’s the weakest dem and I’d prefer Trump running against him

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (Z1GI4)

140 FALL BACK Sun, Mar 10, 2024

Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (A5THL)

141 I only watched about five minutes of Biden. That was enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (Ki//m)

142 But the variable groups that have been wavering per polling? Yeah, I think last night's speech was all about them, with "suburban women" at the top of the list. "Stop wavering and come back into the fold."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)
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I don't consider those folks "on the fence." They were already in Biden's camp and just needed a slight nudge to bring them back. Maybe last night's speech is enough, but again, can he sustain that through to November after more and more disasters come to light over the next few months? When those same women are still struggling to feed their families?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (7fElN)

143 What was Nova Local doing at the farm?

Taking a plomeek leek.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (2yu8s)

144 Southern Cal football could not have been expecting to search for a new head coach. Such a sad situation /sarc

Posted by: Al Unsure at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (v33tB)

145 How? Nobody was watching it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (V8he0)
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And it's already been distilled, the soundbites selected, the narrative constructed and the commentary written. It's being distributed as canned segments with the soundbite, the glowing commentary, the attacks on dastardly Enemies of the People and reassurances that he's large and in charge.

*That* is what people will see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (HnUIn)

146 I didn't watch the speech. I didn't have to watch the speech. I knew it would be clap-trap propaganda, just like the media. He's a serial liar. All he can tell is lies. He's got Jill there to provide the rimjob and blow smoke up while she's there. He honestly believes what he says is true.

There is little on earth that matches the evil of this man. His vast wealth, protection and ability to get away with it rattles your faith to it's core.

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

147
ATTACSH THA WOLFPECKAR GALL BLADDERSH!!!!

Posted by: Presnit DrugCrazed McShouty at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (nFnyb)

148
I can't fathom how any woman watching Biden last night could imagine he could last another four years. So who or what are they voting for?

Don't they realize that every day the border remains open increases their risk? Shortens the number of hours each day they can safely walk the streets? Reduces their quality of life?

Get over 'Roe, Roe, Roe, the vote' and start using your brains.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (RKVpM)

149 Southern Cal football could not have been expecting to search for a new head coach. Such a sad situation /sarc
Posted by: Al Unsure at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (v33tB)



You mean, they fired the guy that took the nations best college QB and made him look incredibly pedestrian?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Excellent monologue, JJ. Too bad you didn't mention Trump's outstanding response. Or that Katie Britt's GOPe response was cringeworthy.

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (klw0w)

151 Too bad Macy's is set to close about 150 of its stores, about 30% of them, because of how wonderful Biden made the economy, but that's neither here nor there, ingrates!

-----------------

Now that's what I call some serious shrinkflation conspiracy theory resulting from corporate greed!

And you thought that the potato chip manufacturers were out to rip you off and make F. Joe Mugabe look bad ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (S/101)

152 State of the Union speeches have not been about the actual "state of the union" for decades.

Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (A5THL)

153
So now we are fully committed to Nazis on the streets and universities of America and in the Gaza strip.

Dark Joe, indeed.

Posted by: Auspex at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (j4U/Z)

154 GUBS ERR BAAH!

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (R4t5M)

155 SOTU = old man yelling atcrowd

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (zXoDK)

156 I don't consider those folks "on the fence." They were already in Biden's camp and just needed a slight nudge to bring them back. Maybe last night's speech is enough, but again, can he sustain that through to November after more and more disasters come to light over the next few months? When those same women are still struggling to feed their families?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (7fElN)
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They aren't true fence-sitters, no. And as to the question, I dunno. Time will tell.

But the sound bites and edited (and editorialized) segments will be all over the place for days, which will reinforce the message. Most crucially for Biden, he looked and sounded good (for Biden). Fairly few missed words, fairly few total flubs of simple words, he didn't fall over, etc. That will help some of the waverers, too, as well as (and this was probably the primary point) defuse some of the intra-Party machinations to ice him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (HnUIn)

157 Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: Rep. Byron Donalds calls out Biden’s hypocrisy:

“Let's get this straight.

Joe Biden is currently yelling for the American people to pay their fair share of taxes.

But his son committed TAX EVASION.

Now Joe Biden wants to raise OUR taxes?”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (2yu8s)

158
When those same women are still struggling to feed their families?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM


Case in point, have a listen to this woman who is almost in tears:
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1765742956135485735

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:24 AM (RKVpM)

159
BAWDERSH LIKESH CHEESH!

MUSHT BEEEEEE...MOR....ROQUEFART!!!!

AAANT CRACKERSH!

Posted by: Presnit DrugCrazed McShouty at March 08, 2024 08:24 AM (nFnyb)

160 Leading Report @LeadingReport 13h
BREAKING: 24 states are suing the Biden administration over new regulations.

Twenty-Four States Are Suing Biden Admin Over Climate Change Regulations
Kentucky and West Virginia are leading a coalition of 24 states suing the Biden administration over its soot rules, which relate to fine particulate matter pollution. The lawsuit argues, according to...

Leading Report @LeadingReport 12h
BREAKING: Alabama House of Representatives has passed a bill to ban government institutions, including state agencies, public schools, and colleges, from funding a diversity, equity, and inclusion office and from sponsoring DEI programs or any program that “advocates for a divisive concept.”

It also would prohibit higher education institutions from allowing individuals to use a restroom that is different from their sex at birth.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:25 AM (2yu8s)

161 I wonder who the architect of the dem strategy to target 20-60 year old suburban white women and men who act like suburban white women was? Ballsy move to abandon decades of grooming minorities and working class. But I guess they calculated the new demographic was easier and cheaper to manipulate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:25 AM (dsdmx)

162 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

Nancy Pelosi just criticized Biden for using the term "illegal" when describing Laken Riley's killer instead of "undocumented"

You can't make this up

https://tinyurl.com/yw45czp8

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

163 FALL BACK Sun, Mar 10, 2024
Posted by: vic at March 08, 2024 08:20 AM (A5THL)



Good thing you didn't post that to Hillary's Xcretion feed or you'd be in jail by now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

164 That will help some of the waverers, too, as well as (and this was probably the primary point) defuse some of the intra-Party machinations to ice him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:23 AM (HnUIn)
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Warring factions inside the government interested only in keeping power over looking after the public they nominally serve. Gosh, this kind of thing has always turned out well....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at March 08, 2024 08:26 AM (tT6L1)

165 ... Don't they realize that every day the border remains open increases their risk? Shortens the number of hours each day they can safely walk the streets? Reduces their quality of life? ...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (RKVpM)
++++
Some understand that and will leave the plantation.

But most won't. Child sacrifice is commonplace, and has been throughout human history. Male priests may plunge the knife in to the child bound on the altar, but mothers also offer them up. When the conditions of faith demand child sacrifice, there is a never a shortage of the faithful to enable it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:26 AM (HnUIn)

166 Posted by: andycanuck

None of that is going to play well in San Francisco. They might boycott the state. Also, some dem billionaire might sue and they might lose. The AL GOP should just surrender now

-Kristi Noem, probably

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:27 AM (dsdmx)

167
You can't make this up

https://tinyurl.com/yw45czp8
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:25 AM (NpAcC)



If you didn't believe in the replacement theory, she just told you.

Undocumented only means they want to get some documentation. Other than that, you're fine. They KNOW they're going to kill you. That's their plan. The only thing they want them documented for is to make sure they kill the right people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

168 When the conditions of faith demand child sacrifice, there is a never a shortage of the faithful to enable it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

You are not wrong
God have mercy on us

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:27 AM (zXoDK)

169 I like the British parliament

when somebody is in the dock making a speech, it is perfectly acceptable to heckle, boo, hiss, harrumph, etc

we need that here

f*** 'decorum'

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:27 AM (oCjPU)

170 *finishes set of 20 one-armed chin-ups*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (R4t5M)

171 MTG is the one that handed Biden, when he was walking in, the Laken Riley pin he held up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

172 You are not wrong
God have mercy on us
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:27 AM (zXoDK)
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He had rather a lot to say about the practice, and quite a long time ago. It's why the Jews ended the practice and the Christians never had it in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (HnUIn)

173 LOL.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 10h
JUST IN: The ‘designated survivor’ for tonight’s State of the Union is Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona

Should tragedy strike the US Capitol, Cardona would take the Office of President of the United States

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (2yu8s)

174 Katie Britt did not do herself any favors. Way too overdramatic. I like her positions but not good delivery

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (bvn1c)

175 ...

...

...

...GLURPPPPPPESHABA!!!

...

...

...

Posted by: Presnit DrugCrazed McShouty at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (nFnyb)

176 I tried to watch the Britt Republican rebuttal but it was a cringefest. If the face of the future Republican Party is a quivering, platitude generating mess, I can do nothing but laugh.

They even had her at a kitchen table, because you know all Americans discuss politics and the direction of the country at a kitchen table. It was a clear DC consultant shit fest.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (2fIO4)

177 MTG is the one that handed Biden, when he was walking in, the Laken Riley pin he held up.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (NpAcC)



She should've put a pack in it where it exploded when he held it up.

Her blood is on his hands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

178 I can't fathom how any woman watching Biden last night could imagine he could last another four years. So who or what are they voting for?

Don't they realize that every day the border remains open increases their risk? Shortens the number of hours each day they can safely walk the streets? Reduces their quality of life?

----------------

If hundreds of thousands of illegal alien murders, rapes, and other crimes against American victims occur, and the MDM-MSM doesn't report them, did they really happen?

/When, not if, one or more mass terrorist attacks a la 9/11 & 10/7 occur here, it'll be too late ... and it'll of course be blamed on Trump and his merry band of Christo-Fascists. The future is know; it's the past that keeps changing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (S/101)

179 When I saw Mitch McConnell shambling around in the House like a fucking ghoul, I knew with certainty we are still two generations of relic away from a modern-age 21st century civilization.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (EEgXH)

180
They even had her at a kitchen table, because you know all Americans discuss politics and the direction of the country at a kitchen table. It was a clear DC consultant shit fest.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (2fIO4)



When you're completely out of touch with the people you supposedly represent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

181 > Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp.
_____________

I don't think this "election" there are as many undecided as previously. The country is pretty much split with those that might be in the middle (undecided) making up a very, very small minority.

Small enough to not matter either way. Certainly not enough to overcome the level of fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:30 AM (Q4IgG)

182 I didnt watch but based on.clips, Kamala is reprising Whoopi Goldberg's role in The Lion King

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:31 AM (zXoDK)

183 She should've put a pack in it where it exploded when he held it up.

Her blood is on his hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
That would have been hilarious.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

184 MSDNC and Snoozeweek; "Joe Biden Calls out Supreme Court to their Faces"

Are you getting this suburban women!! So courageous!

Posted by: Truthbomb at March 08, 2024 08:31 AM (ElRvh)

185 Laken Riley died because she went jogging by herself.

She made her choice.

- - - - MSM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

186 @Breaking911
JUST IN: The ‘designated survivor’ for tonight’s State of the Union is Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona

Should tragedy strike the US Capitol, Cardona would take the Office of President of the United States
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM (2yu8s)
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That's purely a, "if we all die then fuck the rest of you" move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (HnUIn)

187 Lincoln Riley was said to hear of his own demise, and his fellow USC coaches were tweeting their shock.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (/NDsv)

188 MSDNC and Snoozeweek; "Joe Biden Calls out Supreme Court to their Faces"


Didn't Obama do that too? A first, as I recall.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (SfhV1)

189 More from the WSJ Editorial page:

There is much in the speech to critique on policy, and to correct on the potted history of his Presidency, but policy wasn’t his point on Thursday. This was a campaign rally disguised as a State of the Union, as Democrats chanted “four more years.”

No doubt it was an attempt to rally Democrats who fret that he’s been too passive, or to show voters who worry about his age that he can sound tough. Thus the near-shouting delivery. But we wonder how effective it will be as a campaign message.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (88xKn)

190 Speaking of LIVs I just saw a hilarious spectacle at the airport. A young lady couldn’t figure out how to scan her boarding pass to check in at the kiosk. She finally gave up to look for help…. Young single woman: a Biden voter!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (Z1GI4)

191 125 Nice. Leeks are an underrated vegetable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yes they are. Also, parsnips.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 08:17 AM (R4t5M)

Yes, both are very nice!

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (exHjb)

192 I don't think this "election" there are as many undecided as previously. The country is pretty much split with those that might be in the middle (undecided) making up a very, very small minority.

Small enough to not matter either way. Certainly not enough to overcome the level of fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:30 AM (Q4IgG)
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I don't disagree at all. But among the "decideds" for Biden, there are some who are getting nervous. The speech was directed at them.

Keeping them around is not essentially, but it helps make the fraud more credible, so that's also a bonus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (HnUIn)

193 The January jobs report was revised downward from 375k to 229k . The jobs last mth were 275k expected 200k. Unemployment up to 3.9%

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (bvn1c)

194 Fall forward into the pudding! Spring back from the light!

Posted by: Ray Davies at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (9jDya)

195 Fall forward, spring back!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (dsdmx)

196 What is the final verdict? Cystal Meth, Horse Steroids, Peyote?

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (BGQYY)

197
Didn't Obama do that too? A first, as I recall.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:32 AM (SfhV1)



"HISTORIC!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

198 "He said all the right things to make any wavering AWFLs and members of other aligned interest groups stop wavering."

There are segments of Biden's base that are moving toward MAGA, like some of the black voters. Anyone NOT concerned about open borders and the blatant legal prosecution of political enemies ... is still under The Spell of Google and FB (etc.) propaganda.

It would be nice to see some breakouts (from the more sane "middle") against The Machine, but media will never acknowledge they even exist, unless media takes time to smear them as crazies.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (Cus5s)

199 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (9yWhg)

200 "MAID is responsible for 4 percent of Canadian deaths."

Canada Pauses Plans to Euthanize the Mentally Ill

--------------

BREAKING: Canada Codifies Christianity and Whiteness as New Mental Illnesses. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (S/101)

201 When you spit on your hands, it makes the rope kind-of slippery to hoist the black flag, much less do that other thing.

Howdy Morning Reporters. Recovered from your SotU drinking games yet?

More coffee, and on to JJ's (mal)content....

Posted by: mindful webworker - so begins the day at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (kPJtn)

202 I saw Crystal Meth, Horse Steroids and Peyote open for Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young at Legalize It in '79.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Powerline compared Biden's speech to an angry old drunk in a bar. I didn't see the speech but, based on other terrible Biden events I have seen, that makes sense

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (/NDsv)

204 Biden is like a character in the Supernatural TV series. His body possessed, which keeps him from breaking his hip

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (BGQYY)

205
MTG is the one that handed Biden, when he was walking in, the Laken Riley pin he held up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:28 AM


MTG: "Laken Riley. Say her name."
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1765927167974649888

/ 13 second video - you'll have to watch her lips move to hear her say it

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (RKVpM)

206 Rutabagas FTW

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (oCjPU)

207 There is no way Trump is making any gains with Karen. Ridiculous. If polls are showing Karen suddenly becoming Trump curious, those polls were commissioned by whichever Party faction wants Brandon gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (0FoWg)

208 powerline is usually anti-trump, Huck. Good sign that they are dissing Biden

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (BGQYY)

209 So who or what are they voting for?


**

Dims are the equivalent of brand conscious shoppers.
D is the correct brand, so they'll vote D.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (zXoDK)

210 lol. Yeah Britt wasn't what we needed to attract people too our "side". Neither is Trump. In fact nobody is. Really, GTFO frauds.

Posted by: Truthbomb at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (ElRvh)

211 Some of the comments to the WSJ editorial are what you expect. Good grief.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (88xKn)

212 203 Powerline compared Biden's speech to an angry old drunk in a bar. I didn't see the speech but, based on other terrible Biden events I have seen, that makes sense
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (/NDsv)


"Jawol!"

- - A. Schickelgruber, Kaiserkeller, Munich, 1925

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (x0n13)

213 176 I tried to watch the Britt Republican rebuttal but it was a cringefest. If the face of the future Republican Party is a quivering, platitude generating mess, I can do nothing but laugh.

They even had her at a kitchen table, because you know all Americans discuss politics and the direction of the country at a kitchen table. It was a clear DC consultant shit fest.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:29 AM (2fIO4)

But it didn't overshadow Trump - so mission accomplished.

She was solely there to be young and female and a mom...a dichotomy to the president.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (exHjb)

214 Rutabagas FTW

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (oCjPU)


I was hoping someone would say that.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:36 AM (SfhV1)

215 Don't be messing with un-caffeinated people's heads re the switch to DST. Bad form!

We lose an hour in the spring. Spring forward!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 08:36 AM (4I/2K)

216 Humanitarian mission ! "Report: Five killed by aid packages airdropped by US...At least five dead, multiple injured, after suffering direct hits from humanitarian aid packages airdropped by the US." thanks ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:36 AM (V13WU)

217 But, why do scientists want to resurrect a Wooly Mammoth?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (/NDsv)

218 Reading the comments on my online local newspaper, Joe is losing by about 20-1.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (SfhV1)

219 196 What is the final verdict? Cystal Meth, Horse Steroids, Peyote?
Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (BGQYY)


"Adderall, adrenaline, cholinesterase inhibitors, Pervitin (Hitler's favorite, but renamed for Joe as "pervert-in") and Kaopectate."

- - Me, The Morning Report, 3/8/24

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (x0n13)

220 Changing my soup dinner offering today - got a farm box with beautiful (and cheap) leeks and zucchini, so gonna do a top 9 allergy free leek, zucchini, and white bean soup flavored mostly with my allergy friendly premade pesto (why remake the wheel when you have an open jar in the fridge - and I have 60 minutes to make this, so speed is everything today)...

If it's good, I'll post it Sunday - this is another newbie for me (I used to do black bean and corn based allergy soups, but wanted different things this year)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:15 AM (exHjb)


Last night, I whipped up a Lightly Curried Beef and Barley Soup with Leeks and Savoy Cabbage.

It was delish.

I need to make more soups. Maybe put some soup on the rotation once a week.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (nFnyb)

221 BTW , social media is awesome, now Gazans are doing "unboxing" videos of US aid. You can't make this up..

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (V13WU)

222 Lincoln Riley. What a fucking scumbag.

--------------

"Look, fat. I was around for and met Abe after one of the Lincoln-Riley debates! And you're no Riley Reid ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (S/101)

223 193. Thanks for the info. Financial Deep State will do plenty of revisions in December 24, as they try to help Biden, like they did Obama in 2012

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (BGQYY)

224 217 But, why do scientists want to resurrect a Wooly Mammoth?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (/NDsv)


"YES!!!!!"

- - Sam the Sham, and the Pharaohs

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (x0n13)

225 Report: Five killed by aid packages airdropped by US...At least five dead, multiple injured, after suffering direct hits from humanitarian aid packages airdropped by the US.

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US military aid killing its recipients for no perceivable gain to either party?

Yeah, this story checks out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (0FoWg)

226 @Breaking911
JUST IN: The ‘designated survivor’ for tonight’s State of the Union is Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona

Should tragedy strike the US Capitol, Cardona would take the Office of President of the United States

-

Everything post-coup is a psy-op. It's part of the stages of said coup.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (k1AR8)

227 Last night, I whipped up a Lightly Curried Beef and Barley Soup with Leeks and Savoy Cabbage.

It was delish.

I need to make more soups. Maybe put some soup on the rotation once a week.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (nFnyb)

Lent is great for it...easiest meal to make meat-free is a bowl of soup.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (exHjb)

228 "We pledge to all gazan families, US will drop some aid on you !"

---Biden

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)

229 I don't think they got the ratio of rivastigmine to amphetamine quite right. Probably because it was late and interacted with his evening dose of namenda.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Kamala probably bogarted the weed they'd set aside to mellow him out.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (zXoDK)

230 219. Hitler's Favorite? LOL, JJ. Weekend at Biden's

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (BGQYY)

231 Report: Five killed by aid packages airdropped by US...At least five dead, multiple injured, after suffering direct hits from humanitarian aid packages airdropped by the US.

--

SEND AID TO THE U.S. BORDER!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (k1AR8)

232 @196

>>What is the final verdict? Cystal Meth, Horse Steroids, Peyote?

A drug cocktail of amphetamines, methlyprednizilone, testosterone propionate, IM B12, Halotestin, etc... etc..

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (XV/Pl)

233 US military aid killing its recipients for no perceivable gain to either party?

Yeah, this story checks out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (0FoWg)
++++
LOL.

I shouldn't laugh, but I kinda can't help it.

Spot on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (HnUIn)

234 When the conditions of faith demand child sacrifice, there is a never a shortage of the faithful to enable it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:26 AM (HnUIn)
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Just look at Gaza for proof. Women there give birth to sons for the explicit purpose of watching them die in jihad against the Jews.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (7fElN)

235 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (uiWTm)

236 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

MSNBC’s ⁦
@BeschlossDC
⁩: Biden’s being constantly underestimated; he is “Harry Truman in 1948”

https://tinyurl.com/yk7xbb9c

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

237 They also changed the SOTU script last night:

should be: 1) The Sergeant At Arms announces the President to the Speaker of the House, then 2) the Speaker introduces the President to the Members of the House


they skipped #2 last night

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (oCjPU)

238 Biden didn't need to firm up his base last night. His base now consists of hard core leftists who will either vote for him or vote against anyone nominated by Republicans. He's not losing nationally and in swing states because his base isn't supporting him. He's losing Independents and minorities.

Last nights SOTU was a rehash of angry leftwing talking points. It wasn't a uniting, upbeat look at the future. It was more of the same MAGAs want to destroy democracy bullshit. If you don't already believe that nothing he said last night convinced you.

In fact, I think he turned off a lot of the people he needs to win over with his tone, his incoherence and his lack of any sort of vision for the future. He can lie all he wants about the economy but people who actually live in the real world know the truth and he barely even mentioned the border disaster. He led off the SOTU ranting about fucking Ukraine.

The left was worried he would literally shit himself last night. He didn't. Super. But that was the worst SOTU I've ever heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (LkLld)

239 I don't disagree at all. But among the "decideds" for Biden, there are some who are getting nervous. The speech was directed at them.

Keeping them around is not essentially, but it helps make the fraud more credible, so that's also a bonus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:33 AM (HnUIn)

---------------

It was red meat for his rabid base (I.e. TV talking heads and the government bureaucracy).

His delivery was Hitleresque, except rambling and with poor elocution.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (2fIO4)

240 150 Excellent monologue, JJ. Too bad you didn't mention Trump's outstanding response. Or that Katie Britt's GOPe response was cringeworthy.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 08, 2024 08:22 AM (klw0w)


I fully expect Trump to be outstanding and as I said I am anxiously awaiting to see if my prediction that he'll have a much bigger audience than the Thing comes true.

Katie Britt is an irrelevance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (x0n13)

241 >>What is the final verdict? Cystal Meth, Horse Steroids, Peyote?

Ed Buck Triple Crown.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (Rls1J)

242 I could not take more than a few minutes of that withered gasbag slurring and shouting. Get thee to an assisted living facility, pronto.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (lZVy/)

243 MSNBC’s ⁦@BeschlossDC⁩: Biden’s being constantly underestimated; he is “Harry Truman in 1948” ...
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Whores are gonna whore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (HnUIn)

244 Wonder if the Ghost of Woodrow Wilson's wife, is helping Jill Biden in the White House

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (BGQYY)

245
But, why do scientists want to resurrect a Wooly Mammoth?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (/NDsv)


For Flintstone-style BBQ'd Ribs, duh!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (nFnyb)

246 They also changed the SOTU script last night:

should be: 1) The Sergeant At Arms announces the President to the Speaker of the House, then 2) the Speaker introduces the President to the Members of the House


they skipped #2 last night
Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (oCjPU)

Sloppy! Loose sh*t.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (4I/2K)

247
My wife is really good at reading lips and I'll ask her later but to me I think what MTG says is "Laken Riley. Say her name. You son of a bitch."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

248 In fact, I think he turned off a lot of the people he needs to win over with his tone, his incoherence and his lack of any sort of vision for the future. He can lie all he wants about the economy but people who actually live in the real world know the truth and he barely even mentioned the border disaster. He led off the SOTU ranting about fucking Ukraine.

The left was worried he would literally shit himself last night. He didn't. Super. But that was the worst SOTU I've ever heard.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (LkLld)

He REALLY led off with Ukraine? Oh boy, yeah, that would be an Indy turnoff...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (exHjb)

249 Still radio in 1948

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:42 AM (BGQYY)

250 Racist and transphobic claim of only two directions for time change debunked by experts.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 08, 2024 08:42 AM (9jDya)

251 Pretty sad state of affairs when a drugged-up old man shouting and ranting insults, delusional half-truths and lies proves he up to the task of being president. Just f***ing pathetic.

Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2024 08:42 AM (JojsZ)

252 Biden is like a character in the Supernatural TV series. His body possessed, which keeps him from breaking his hip
Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:34 AM (BGQYY)
----
He's not exactly Crowley, the self-proclaimed "King of Hell". Whatever is possessing him must be a regular, low-ranking black-eyed demon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:42 AM (7fElN)

253 Regarding the air drop of aid packages for Gaza, did Biden get with the President of Mexico about that?

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:42 AM (88xKn)

254 Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 08:39 AM (uiWTm)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

255 It was red meat for his rabid base (I.e. TV talking heads and the government bureaucracy).

His delivery was Hitleresque, except rambling and with poor elocution.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (2fIO4)
++++
No disagreement from me.

And it was clearly designed to defuse some of the factional warfare and disrupt the "get rid of Biden" current through some of the Party factions.

Putting off the opposing factions, reinforcing the not-quite-full-AWFLs and scaring the blacks with visions of the Klan. Those were the goals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:43 AM (HnUIn)

256 This was a campaign rally disguised as a State of the Union, as Democrats chanted “four more years.”
--------

NARRATOR: they say "four more years" but they are hoping they can get nine more months.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:43 AM (KXsyo)

257 What is the final verdict? Cystal Meth, Horse Steroids, Peyote?

-

Adrenachrome.

it's part of why the child smuggling into the U.S. is so important, and why Ukraine is clearly crucial to their wellbeing.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:43 AM (k1AR8)

258 Katie Britt was put out there to talk to Women, not cranky old men like me.

she is very photogenic, and that was the point. Words did not matter

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:43 AM (BGQYY)

259 I want giant ground sloths, not mammoths, dang it!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (9yWhg)

260 I like the British parliament
when somebody is in the dock making a speech, it is perfectly acceptable to heckle, boo, hiss, harrumph, etc
we need that here
f*** 'decorum'
======
The monarch opens each sitting of Parliament reading a "SOTU" speech about what the Government intends for the upcoming session. But because of Charles I entering the Commons without an invite accompanied by armed soldiers shutting down Parliament, after the Restoration Parliament told Charles II that he needed an invite to enter the House. Ever since, the Black Rod has the Commons' doors shut in his/her face and must use the Black Rod to knock 3 times before being permitted to enter and get permission for the Monarch to enter to read the Speech from the Throne. Something similar happens when the Government asks the Monarch to prorogue Parliament [shut it down] that sometimes the Loyal Opposition doesn't like because the Government wants a break when a hot issue is being fought over. Thus...

https://tinyurl.com/2sp72px2
3:23 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (2yu8s)

261 Daniel Greenfield: "What is the secret of Sweet Baby’s success in hijacking a multi-billion dollar industry?

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Sweet Dick's success > Sweet Baby's success

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (S/101)

262 But it didn't overshadow Trump - so mission accomplished.

She was solely there to be young and female and a mom...a dichotomy to the president.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (exHjb)

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Another DC consultant class BS idea.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (2fIO4)

263 "We pledge to all gazan families, US will drop some aid on you !"

---Biden
Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)



Someone get P Ditty on the phone. We've got a new hit on our hands.

"Imma drop my aid on you......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

264 256. Joe, you give him too much credit

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (BGQYY)

265 So now we're building a cruise ship pier in Gaza?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (dg+HA)

266 263 But it didn't overshadow Trump - so mission accomplished.

She was solely there to be young and female and a mom...a dichotomy to the president.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:35 AM (exHjb)

---------------------
Another DC consultant class BS idea.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (2fIO4)

It was intended to be approachable for Indys. They don't want red meat. They want hugs. They want "feel good" for their votes.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (exHjb)

267 Daniel Greenfield: "What is the secret of Sweet Baby’s success in hijacking a multi-billion dollar industry?

-------------



Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce isn't very good....WAY too sweet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

268 Trump was intended as the red meat response.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (exHjb)

269 "But that was the best SOTU I've ever heard.
Posted by: JackStraw "

Fact checked for accuracy.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (vFG9F)

270 Unemployment:
Prior: 3.7
Predicted: 3.7
Actual: 3.9 unexpectedly, of course

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (yikga)

271 I still doubt there were very many undecided who suddenly had a craving for Totalitarianism while listening to a demented old fool ramble on for an hour.

Many on the left see leftism as their religion. Anyone can lead it. Or nobody. It doesn't matter. Like jihadi's on autopilot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Q4IgG)

272 "I could not take more than a few minutes of that withered gasbag slurring and shouting. Get thee to an assisted living facility, pronto."

Biden IS in assisted living, but yeah, letting him be POTUS at the same time is a problem.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (Cus5s)

273
I want giant ground sloths, not mammoths, dang it!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:44 AM (9yWhg)


The Giant Sloth's already covered by Chris Christie.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (nFnyb)

274 "We pledge to all gazan families, US will drop some aid on you !"

---Biden
Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)


Someone get P Ditty on the phone. We've got a new hit on our hands.

"Imma drop my aid on you......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Bitch, please.

Posted by: The Gap Band at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (4I/2K)

275 And it's already been distilled, the soundbites selected, the narrative constructed and the commentary written. It's being distributed as canned segments with the soundbite, the glowing commentary, the attacks on dastardly Enemies of the People and reassurances that he's large and in charge.

*That* is what people will see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (HnUIn)

funny thing is, NBC showed the Lincoln Riley clip this morning without even mentioning the screw up.

now, I didn't watch by choice, i got a root canal instead as it was less painful. but I heard him flub the name and thought how, how do you screw THAT up...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (bving)

276 @263

>>Another DC consultant class BS idea.

I think this is the third chick in a row they've put up to deliver the rebuttal.

The GOP is just a goofball party right now.

It is what it is, they're all we got at this point, but trying to make Chicken Salad from Chicken Shit is becoming nigh impossible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (XV/Pl)

277 Nancy Pelosi just criticized Biden for using the term "illegal" when describing Laken Riley's killer instead of "undocumented"

You now understand that every (D) voters does not care about dead young women.
They care about 10 million new slaves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (ENQN6)

278 I like the British parliament
when somebody is in the dock making a speech, it is perfectly acceptable to heckle, boo, hiss, harrumph, etc
we need that here
f*** 'decorum'

-----

Here, there, anywhere... If a Western politician is running his cockslot, it's perfectly acceptable to sic a specially trained rapehound on his sorry ass. Maybe not in terms of parliamentary rules. I just mean it's morally acceptable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (0FoWg)

279 Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce isn't very good....WAY too sweet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, I don't like that stuff.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (88xKn)

280 272 I still doubt there were very many undecided who suddenly had a craving for Totalitarianism while listening to a demented old fool ramble on for an hour.

Many on the left see leftism as their religion. Anyone can lead it. Or nobody. It doesn't matter. Like jihadi's on autopilot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Q4IgG)

This speech was literally what is meant by the old phrase "Preaching to the Choir".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (S6gqv)

281 Good Lord. They just completely made up the jobs print. I have never seen this type of fraud. Look at the components.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (63An5)

282 Joe, you give him too much credit
Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 08:45 AM (BGQYY)
++++
He gets no credit. The Party bosses took their lemon and made the best lemonade they could manage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (HnUIn)

283 Daniel Greenfield: "What is the secret of Sweet Baby’s success in hijacking a multi-billion dollar industry?

-

I'm going with FBI / CIA connections creating the circuits in the companies.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (k1AR8)

284 As God is their witness, they thought those aid packages could fly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (9yWhg)

285 MTG is wearing a 'Say her name " shirt. Don't know what that's about.

probably the traitor who died J6.

Ashli Babbit committed suicide. One of the secrets to living a long life, is to not crawl through a broken window, towards a security guard with a gun drawn on you, telling you to stay out.

Dark Brandon is here! Telling it like it is about trickle down bullshit! And the lower drug prices! Republicans can’t touch Biden. He's en fuego!

Wow. Brings tears to my eyes. Biden too old? I think he just stomped that dirty LIE! Yeah, you republican'ts just sit there like bumps because you know he's right!!

Bernie with a mask on. He always is the smartest one in the room.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (JCZqz)

286 *That* is what people will see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:21 AM (HnUIn)

Only people who watch the MSM, and that is less and less each day. My wife didn't even know there was a speech scheduled last night, and didn't care. Very few people I know in real life did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (S6gqv)

287 As someone said yesterday, Britt should have just looked at the camera and said "everything that guy (Biden) said is bullshit!"

Any words beyond that distract from the message.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (Y9ksT)

288 282 Good Lord. They just completely made up the jobs print. I have never seen this type of fraud. Look at the components.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (63An5)

They've been making up all the data for months.

When it comes out, they'll blame folks who just weren't trained on how to do it...incompetence vs the very planned negligence/op...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (exHjb)

289 I'm going with FBI / CIA connections creating the circuits in the companies.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (k1AR
++++
Maybe. Perhaps even likely. But I wouldn't rule out a lot of strategic investment from very well-connected political power players.

If an oligarch wants Sweet Baby to succeed, he can call his pet board members at a games studio and make it clear that he wants Sweet Baby hired.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (HnUIn)

290 The Giant Sloth's already covered by Chris Christie.

Posted by: naturalfake


He's that whale swimming off Nantucket.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:50 AM (9yWhg)

291 ... Bernie with a mask on. He always is the smartest one in the room.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (JCZqz)
++++
A good, solid morning laugh is always appreciated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:50 AM (HnUIn)

292 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (JCZqz)

Talk about delusional people.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 08:50 AM (88xKn)

293 Unemployment:
Prior: 3.7
Predicted: 3.7
Actual: 3.9 unexpectedly, of course
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 08, 2024 08:46 AM (yikga)



Every one is complete bullshit, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

294 The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for December was revised down by
43,000, from +333,000 to +290,000, and the change for January was revised down by
124,000, from +353,000 to +229,000. With these revisions, employment in December
and January combined is 167,000 lower than previously reported.

A whole month of jobs was basically wiped out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 08:51 AM (ENQN6)

295 I have a timequake approaching.

Posted by: Some Sort Of Canadian Freak at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (9jDya)

296 I have never seen anything as fraudulent as this print. Democrats have completely eliminated any credibility for these numbers. Overall consensus beat by over 75k? No way the Street is that far off...again. I expect big "oopsie" silent revisions in the future. No way this holds. I'm going contra these numbers.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (63An5)

297 Good Lord. They just completely made up the jobs print. I have never seen this type of fraud. Look at the components.
Posted by: Marcus T


86.24% of all statistics are fabricated.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (9yWhg)

298 DU is heavily populated by the three letter agencies, me thinks. Keeping the interest in Bidet alive.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (V13WU)

299 282 Good Lord. They just completely made up the jobs print. I have never seen this type of fraud. Look at the components.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:48 AM (63An5)

it's going to be that from now til November. It's like the nation is being run by the bastard cloned offspring of Bernie Maddox and Sam Bankman. Of course it's all going to collapse; but there is going to be nothing but Happy Happy Joy Joy reporting until 24 hours before the collapse comes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (S6gqv)

300 "Bernie with a mask on. He always is the smartest one in the room.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions"


Only if it is a kindergarten class. Maybe. .

Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (JojsZ)

301 now, I didn't watch by choice, i got a root canal instead as it was less painful. but I heard him flub the name and thought how, how do you screw THAT up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 08:47 AM (bving)
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He still had "Lincoln" loaded up in his RAM from earlier in the speech and his internal hard drive is slowing down. The Windows 11 upgrade didn't help.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (7fElN)

302 >>Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:49 AM (JCZqz)
---

those commenters aren't just supporters- they're devotees, disciples

they are one with the dead at Jonestown, Guyana

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (oCjPU)

303 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9h
TUCKER CARLSON: "This was the darkest, most Unamerican speech given by an American president. It wasn't a speech, it was a rant"

JUST IN - Trump on Biden's SOTU: "This was an angry, polarizing, and hate-filled Speech. He barely mentioned Immigration, or the Worst Border in the History of the World. He will never fix Immigration, nor does he want to. He wants our Country to be flooded with Migrants. Crime will raise to levels never seen before, and it is happening very quickly!"

JUST IN - Trump responds to Biden SOTU: "He said I bowed down to the Russian Leader. He gave them everything, including Ukraine. I took away Nord Stream 2, he gave it to them! He was a Puppet for Putin and Xi, and virtually every other Leader!"

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
JUST IN - Trump: “There is nothing he can say tonight that can absolve him from letting 15 million people into our Country illegally.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (2yu8s)

304 What ? You don't think they don't know what an "influencer" is ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (V13WU)

305 236 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

MSNBC’s ⁦
@BeschlossDC
⁩: Biden’s being constantly underestimated; he is “Harry Truman in 1948”

https://tinyurl.com/yk7xbb9c

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)


He said this because Truman is the only Democrat in the past 100 year the Lapdog Media can publicly say Joe is equal to or better than.

The don't want to compare him to Carter or LBJ.

And they won't say Joe is as good as or better than Obama, Clinton, or FDR. Not now.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (5fDan)

306
Lies.
Damn lies.
Statistics.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (dg+HA)

307 er....You think they don't know what an influencer is.

(that's better)

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (V13WU)

308 I have never seen anything as fraudulent as this print. Democrats have completely eliminated any credibility for these numbers. Overall consensus beat by over 75k? No way the Street is that far off...again. I expect big "oopsie" silent revisions in the future. No way this holds. I'm going contra these numbers.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2024 08:52 AM (63An5)
++++
It's all about giving The Street confidence that they'll get their rate cuts, despite Fed guidance. The algorithmic systems will accept it as fact and make their trades. Most analysts will go along with it because it's the game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:54 AM (HnUIn)

309 "Ashli Babbit committed suicide. One of the secrets to living a long life, is to not crawl through a broken window, towards a security guard with a gun drawn on you, telling you to stay out."

That's one problem with the DU, they insert falsehoods into every story, creating the fake narrative.

I agree Ashli should not have gone through the window ... but the cop was not telling her to stay out, from what I saw. He just popped his head out and murdered her without warning. That broke every protocol, but he was praised as a hero, never investigated (in any real sense).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 08:54 AM (Cus5s)

310
Okay, my wife just read MTG's lips.

It's "Laken Riley. Say her name. Correctly."

Which he did not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 08:54 AM (RKVpM)

311 That's one problem with the DU, they insert falsehoods into every story, creating the fake narrative.

==


Well, like I said, certain agencies get away with that shiiit.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 08:55 AM (V13WU)

312 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
JUST IN - Biden on COVID: "My predecessor, failed the most basic presidential duty that he owes to the American people, the duty to care. I think that's unforgivable."

https://tinyurl.com/4xh6tawj
12 seconds
Chant from member: "Lies!"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:55 AM (2yu8s)

313
A whole month of jobs was basically wiped out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 08:51 AM (ENQN6)



But unemployment is at 3%, you see......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Greetings! I didn't watch any of last night's proceedings or the rebuttal. As a result I'm in a fairly good mood this morning. Ignorance truly is bliss.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2024 08:56 AM (MeG8a)

315 The "Lincoln Riley" thing was probably on purpose.

Blatant disrespect like that fires up the Leftist Base, and is seen as "Laughing in the Chuds' faces and owning them".

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 08:56 AM (UnA8+)

316 Surprised the Iranians didn't get a few Stingers to their friends in Gaza to knock out a C-130 or three and blame it on the "trigger happy" IDF.

They must be slipping.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 08:57 AM (/SHEi)

317 I agree Ashli should not have gone through the window ... but the cop was not telling her to stay out, from what I saw. He just popped his head out and murdered her without warning. That broke every protocol, but he was praised as a hero, never investigated (in any real sense).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 08:54 AM (Cus5s)



I don't think she's dead.......

https://is.gd/6RS4KR

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

318 Greetings! I didn't watch any of last night's proceedings or the rebuttal. As a result I'm in a fairly good mood this morning. Ignorance truly is bliss.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2024 08:56 AM (MeG8a)
++++
I watched most of the address. None of the rebuttals.

Whatever. If you have a traditional notion of what American politics or statesmanship are supposed to be, it was probably pretty sad or angering. I don't, though. I'm a total cynic. For me, it was just a form of dark absurdism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:57 AM (HnUIn)

319 I took a leek in the produce section of Food Lion and was escorted out and charged with two misdemeanors.

Posted by: It Never Ends at March 08, 2024 08:57 AM (V5BDR)

320 State of the Union: Biden Calls Out “Dangerous” Trump, Irresponsible Republicans. “The issue facing our nation isn’t how old we are, it’s how old are our ideas.”

Biden's State of the Union address has gone a great distance to cure me of my pessimism. His performance was electrifying. Watching it, you can’t help but think: He can win.

Biden contrasted Ronald Reagan, who told Mikhail Gorbachev “tear down this wall,” to Trump, who told Putin to “do whatever the hell you want.” “A former president actually said that, bowing down to a Russian leader. I think it’s outrageous. It’s dangerous. And it’s unacceptable.”

These are devastating words.

Ironically, given that he is a liberal Democrat, one could hear many echoes of Ronald Reagan in a speech framed around the great American themes of freedom and democracy, delivered with a strong and passionate voice.

Biden has gone a great distance to dispelling the image the media has created of a tired old man, bordering on the senescent...one smaller conclusion can be drawn from this evening’s performance: Biden should definitely agree to debate Donald Trump...little doubt that he can take down that demented demagogue.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (JCZqz)

321 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
JUST IN - Biden on COVID: "My predecessor, failed the most basic presidential duty that he owes to the American people, the duty to care. I think that's unforgivable."

https://tinyurl.com/4xh6tawj
12 seconds
Chant from member: "Lies!"
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:55 AM (2yu8s)

Causes cancer is more likely. What a crock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

322 And they won't say Joe is as good as or better than Obama, Clinton, or FDR. Not now.
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2024 08:53 AM (5fDan)
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Give it a couple of days and they'll have rewritten their internal program so the this was the best SOTU ever!

FJB is the bestest POTUS ever! Ranked 14th? Hell NO! He should be #1!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (7fElN)

323 I took a leek in the produce section of Food Lion and was escorted out and charged with two misdemeanors.
Posted by: It Never Ends at March 08, 2024 08:57 AM (V5BDR)
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Fukkin' fascists everywhere, man. You were just trying to feed your family!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (HnUIn)

324 Dark Brandon is here! Telling it like it is about trickle down bullshit! And the lower drug prices! Republicans can’t touch Biden. He's en fuego!
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Oh, no! Our "en fuego" guy has a brain-dead Dimmy cousin!

The shame! The shame!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (2yu8s)

325 "I fully expect Trump to be outstanding and as I said I am anxiously awaiting to see if my prediction that he'll have a much bigger audience than the Thing comes true.

Katie Britt is an irrelevance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 08:40 AM (x0n13)

Correct on Britt. Trump gave a prebuttal:

https://tinyurl.com/2mbjeaft

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (klw0w)

326 Who had American boots on the ground in Gaza? To defend Hamas?!

Me. While others were pulling their dicks with joy because we were sending two carrier groups to the Med - I figured they were there to back down Israel. Honestly ? I'm surprised its taken this long for us to start directly aiding Hamas.

Its a race now. Can Biden stay in control long enough, and muster political will fast enough, to command US Mil to force the IDF to stop. Arsenal of Democracy baby.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 08, 2024 08:59 AM (YZWNs)

327 "Overall consensus beat by over 75k? No way the Street is that far off...again."

"Beating Expectations" is the game, even if revised the next month.

There is still debate about whether Powell will fold and lower rates (to help Biden for the election?), or if Powell may be concerned about his legacy and keep rates high, maybe even higher. (Yellin is just a goofball dove on rates, for some reason with the power to say "yes we can afford to fight two wars" or some such).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 08:59 AM (Cus5s)

328 @316

>>The "Lincoln Riley" thing was probably on purpose.

I think what he was trying to do was to show that he cares, he really cares and was trying to do a judo move of pinning her death on Republicans who just won't "give him the authority to act."

Everything is a psychodrama and an Op so, will it work?

Who knows, and with 16 million new illegals by January 21st 2025, it really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:59 AM (XV/Pl)

329 ... Biden contrasted Ronald Reagan, who told Mikhail Gorbachev “tear down this wall,” to Trump, who told Putin to “do whatever the hell you want.” “A former president actually said that, bowing down to a Russian leader. I think it’s outrageous. It’s dangerous. And it’s unacceptable.”

These are devastating words.

Ironically, given that he is a liberal Democrat, one could hear many echoes of Ronald Reagan in a speech framed around the great American themes of freedom and democracy, delivered with a strong and passionate voice. ...
Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (JCZqz)
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Good grief. Biden *literally* told Putin to go ahead and invade. Literally. Live on TV. Biden told the world, in public, that Russia could invade Ukraine.

And if there's one word no sane person could use to describe Biden's performance last night, that word is "Reaganesque." Kafkaesque, maybe, but not Reaganesque.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (HnUIn)

330 138 Last night's speech will help move them back into Biden's camp.

How? Nobody was watching it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2024 08:19 AM (V8he0)

Total number of registered voters (from 2022) - 161 million
viewing audience last night - 27 million

Roughly 17% of registered voters watched the SOTU last night, and most likely 80% - 90% of them were already committed Biden voters. I don't believe that speech will have much impact on anything, other than to emphasize to our side that this guy truly is a vicious psychopath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (S6gqv)

331 *side eyes*

Posted by: Andrew Lincoln at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (4I/2K)

332 Does anyone know the origin of the name "Laiken?" It's certainly unusual. Is it peculiar to a particular ethnic group? Just wondering.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (9yWhg)

333 Does Gaza need telephone poles to help rebuild their infrastructure?

Cause if we're gonna provide aid from above.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (a1415)

334
Causes cancer is more likely. What a crock.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 08:58 AM (4I/2K)



I find it funny that Sweden, the country that was blasted for risking it's existence by not locking down, has the LOWEST mortality rate in Europe over the last 3 years.


Not sure what their stance was on the 'vaccine' was, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

335 When is this government, this country, going to stand up and DO SOMETHING for Israel??? And before you ask, no, I don’t know what needs to be done, but Israel does, if only our politicians would take a minute to listen and be influenced by them.

This just shows why we need greater Jewish representation at the cabinet level. If Jews had any influence and standing in the Biden administration, maybe this country would finally spend a minute thinking about Israel’s problems rather than selfishly trying to solve its own.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM (/Ky9z)

336 In February, the labor force participation rate was 62.5 percent for the third consecutive month, and the employment-population ratio was little changed at 60.1 percent. These measures showed little or no change over the year.

So no real job growth for over a year.
Govt cannot spend its way to real growth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM (ENQN6)

337 Good Lord. They just completely made up the jobs print. I have never seen this type of fraud. Look at the components.
Posted by: Marcus T

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this has been pretty standard stuff since at least 2007 or so.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM (k1AR8)

338 329 I think what he was trying to do was to show that he cares, he really cares and was trying to do a judo move of pinning her death on Republicans who just won't "give him the authority to act."

Everything is a psychodrama and an Op so, will it work?

Who knows, and with 16 million new illegals by January 21st 2025, it really doesn't matter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 08:59 AM (XV/Pl)

It was absolutely a backhanded "F*** her, she doesn't matter, I'm gonna get her name wrong on purpose as one more middle finger to her" thing.

Leftists love that kind of shit.

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 09:02 AM (UnA8+)

339 If you haven't noticed that you have to go outside of the U.S. to get relevant news on what's happening in the U.S., it's time to pay attention to that.

Remember when we used to make fun of those nations?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:02 AM (k1AR8)

340 262 Daniel Greenfield: "What is the secret of Sweet Baby’s success in hijacking a multi-billion dollar industry

I'll take aggressive threats of digital pitchforks and torches and other extortions for 1000 alex.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:02 AM (OiAR7)

341 253. Crossroads Demon, who possessed Biden when he was eating Pudding and watching Starsky and Hutch

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 09:02 AM (BGQYY)

342 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
22m
Congressman Nikolas Ferreira's speech on International Women's Day 2023 in Brazil. Legendary.

https://tinyurl.com/tddh9xwu

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

343 Did Biden say exactly what he was going to do as President of the United States to force Hamas to free those US citizens still being held hostage?

Cause as a US citizen abroad, you want to know that your President, and your government is committed to your safety and freedom.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (a1415)

344 Does anyone know the origin of the name "Laiken?" It's certainly unusual. Is it peculiar to a particular ethnic group? Just wondering.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:00 AM (9yWhg)
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I've never heard it before. It's sort of similar phonetically to the "Lachman" surname, which is Central European, IIRC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (HnUIn)

345 I believe it's spelled "Laken."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (dg+HA)

346 But, why do scientists want to resurrect a Wooly Mammoth?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2024 08:37 AM (/NDsv)

For Flintstone-style BBQ'd Ribs, duh!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 08:41 AM (nFnyb)

i mean, let's hear him out... there's merit in this line of thinking....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (bving)

347 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."



The only reason there's an injection to tout, good or bad, is because Trump DEMANDED it. It's the biggest stain on his term, by far. He KNEW it wasn't necessary, yet went full steam ahead anyway.

The fact that Biden is using that debacle as a win, is ludicrous.


And no, mRNA 'vaccines' aren't being used to beat cancer.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

348 International Women's Day.

So is there a big sale or something? Coupons at least?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (4I/2K)

349 Honestly I’d never heard of Katie Britt until she was selected to give the rebuttal. I didn’t watch her… wasn’t interested. Looked her up and the only reason she’s in the senate is she was Richard Shelby’s chief of staff when he retired. That kind of thing annoys me…. Shelby picks her for chief of staff because he wants pretty scenery and then she just kinda inherits a senate office. I’ve heard nothing to indicate she’s anything more than a mediocrity

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Z1GI4)

350
You have to love the Democrats for this reason, anything that Biden said last night, the Democrat's will put into law if they win. No ifs, ands, or buts.

No wonder the Dim Faithful loved that speech, it was an exact prediction of the future.

If there was one Democrat pushing for Cannibalistic P3dophile Pride Month, the Democrats would enact it into law.

Our Republican cuck punks? Not so much.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (nFnyb)

351 When is this government, this country, going to stand up and DO SOMETHING for Israel??? And before you ask, no, I don’t know what needs to be done, but Israel does, if only our politicians would take a minute to listen and be influenced by them.

This just shows why we need greater Jewish representation at the cabinet level. If Jews had any influence and standing in the Biden administration, maybe this country would finally spend a minute thinking about Israel’s problems rather than selfishly trying to solve its own.
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger



Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)

352 The "Lincoln Riley" thing was probably on purpose.

No; I don't think it was done on purpose. Just dementia Joe messing up.

I didn't read the NY Post article on the speech, but the front page described Joe as "He's alive" which, of course, sounds like Frankenstein's monster and not a kindly remark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (Ki//m)

353 "And no, mRNA 'vaccines' aren't being used to beat cancer......."

In theory, if you die of a coronary event, that reduces cancer deaths by one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (a1415)

354 There is no room in the cities for 15 to 18 M illegals. They will be moved into suburban areas.
One way to do this is the counties get some backdoor funding and then use this to house illegals.
So here in Harris county they could move the illegals from Big H to Webster or some place similar.
But the point is to move them into more conservative areas and then give them the vote.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (ENQN6)

355 I'm kind of miffed that there is an International Womens Day. The library is also featuring "women's voices". I hate women's voices.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (SfhV1)

356 I think the US aid to Gaza is another op to quell the rabid leftists who keep getting in *biden's face about it. What's interesting in a perverse sort of way is which faction is organizing the mobs? I guess it could be most any, but I would think it's NOT one of the pro-*biden factions.

I mean, he's obviously not in charge of anything, certainly not his faculties, but this development signals that there are powerful factions that can steer this administration in whatever direction they want.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

357 International Women's Day.

So is there a big sale or something? Coupons at least?
Posted by: Count de Monet


I think it calls for some extra-hot Mannix chicks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (9yWhg)

358 I’ve heard nothing to indicate she’s anything more than a mediocrity
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Z1GI4)
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Which is why she was picked by GOPe to give the rebuttal. They know she's no threat (yet) to their current power structure and they intend to let her know her place in no uncertain terms.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (7fElN)

359
So no real job growth for over a year.
Govt cannot spend its way to real growth.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM (ENQN6)



"Hold my beer."

"FIRE UP THOSE PRINTERS!!!!"

- - - - Janet Yellen

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

360 @EndWokeness
Congressman Nikolas Ferreira's speech on International Women's Day 2023 in Brazil. Legendary. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 09:03 AM (NpAcC)
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I dunno that I'd go so far as to say, "legendary," but he did a pretty nice job of lambasting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (HnUIn)

361 349 International Women's Day.

So is there a big sale or something? Coupons at least?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (4I/2K)

Hell if they were free I dont think I could afford the maintenance.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (ENQN6)

362
In February, the labor force participation rate was 62.5 percent for the third consecutive month, and the employment-population ratio was little changed at 60.1 percent. These measures showed little or no change over the year.

So no real job growth for over a year.
Govt cannot spend its way to real growth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:01 AM


The Bureau of Labor Statistics maintains the labor participation chart. Once Biden took office they 'fortified' it by not showing it all the way back to the post WWII era when it began. It only goes back 10 years now, so one can not see the effect of giving China Permanent Most Favored trade status on the numbers.

What it would show is two decades of decline, followed by an significant uptick when Trump was in office.

They fvck with everything anymore.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (RKVpM)

363 International Women's Day.

So is there a big sale or something? Coupons at least?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Yuge linen sale at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (uiWTm)

364
Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)



And their $$$$$$.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

365 Instead has a Elon musk tweet quoting frank Herbert (Dune):
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible."

Me: I really like this quote. There is wisdom and truth there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (5YGrl)

366 Is it like International Delight Coffee Creamers? Try a new flavor today?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (4I/2K)

367 Limbaugh used to say he was in favor of the women's movement.
Especially from behind.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (dg+HA)

368 I'm kind of miffed that there is an International Womens Day.
Posted by: grammie winger


Grammie, IIRC, it was instituted by the Bolsheviks to commemorate the women who protested bread prices in St. Petersburg in March 1917, thus kicking off the Russian Revolution.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (9yWhg)

369 Insty, not 'instead'. Autocucumber.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (5YGrl)

370 @350

>>I’ve heard nothing to indicate she’s anything more than a mediocrity

As was observed, she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt's hot older sister.

Watch her speech with the sound off and she looks like an overwrought actress playing to the cheap seats.

And with the meat puppet running intentionally late, her speech was on around 11pm on the east coast, and anyone who was watching the meat puppet had already checked out by then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (XV/Pl)

371 Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)



Actually no. Jews give a disproportional amount of money to political candidates. Lose of Jewish money would be more devastating to the dems than their actual votes or at least on a par with their votes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2024 09:08 AM (pVWRI)

372 The speech was not intended for anyone here. It was a DU, Kos, MSNBC, Reddit speech. And he gave them what they wanted.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (bWsRe)

373 Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)

*caugh

banned troll

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (V13WU)

374 Instead has a Elon musk tweet quoting frank Herbert (Dune):
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible."

Me: I really like this quote. There is wisdom and truth there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (5YGrl)
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I'm voting Shai-Hulud for President this year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (7fElN)

375 Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)

Although I think the howard schnellengburger post was satire, it's worth pointing out that Biden's cabinet is stocked full of secular Jews, and they are the kind that despise Israel's attempt to fight for itself, because that fight might damage their political power in the US, and they are Left Wing Democrats first and above all - that is their only true religion. Not a one of them gives a damn about the future of Israel, and in fact most of them have hated it ever since it quit voting socialist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (S6gqv)

376 not you rick, the other guy

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (V13WU)

377 353 The "Lincoln Riley" thing was probably on purpose.

No; I don't think it was done on purpose. Just dementia Joe messing up.

I didn't read the NY Post article on the speech, but the front page described Joe as "He's alive" which, of course, sounds like Frankenstein's monster and not a kindly remark.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (Ki//m)


Joe's had the name of Lincoln drummed into his empty head for a few weeks now in prep for the speech.

Hence, the brain fart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

378 Everybody finish their North Face DEI course yesterday?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (a1415)

379 The future looks like a senile president arriving at a State of the Union to launch vitriolic attacks on the opposition, wrecking political norms,
____

No, no no. You have this backwards. Trump didn't win in 2020, so that means that norms are being restored.

Posted by: National Review at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (fs1hN)

380 Reminder:

Big Pharma doesn't WANT a cure for cancer. They may WAY too much money off the current radiation and chemo treatments.

Throw in the $$$ from drugs that give you an extra 60 days of shitting yourself, stomach pain and kidney failure and they're living the dream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

381 355 There is no room in the cities for 15 to 18 M illegals. They will be moved into suburban areas.
One way to do this is the counties get some backdoor funding and then use this to house illegals.
So here in Harris county they could move the illegals from Big H to Webster or some place similar.
But the point is to move them into more conservative areas and then give them the vote.
Posted by: rhennigantx at Alex.

I guess now we know why the federal government passed that zoning law requiring all towns to build 10% of their housing stock as low income apartment buildings.

I literally asked my congressman where are the people were coming from who want to live in these shoebox. He just blustered back. Now we know.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (OiAR7)

382 "Hence, the brain fart.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

At his age, you can never trust a fart.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (vFG9F)

383 354 "And no, mRNA 'vaccines' aren't being used to beat cancer......."

In theory, if you die of a coronary event, that reduces cancer deaths by one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (a1415)

I think the feline cancer vax ended up being a death sentence as when the cat was exposed to the actual virus it was 99% fatal.
There is also some truth that every covid vax reduces your immunity about 10%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (ENQN6)

384 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."

--

Ah, there it is.

The mRNA injections could never meet approval because they kept killing the subjects. Pfizer and Moderna needed mass injections and suppression of deaths/reactions so that they could say "300M people have now had mRNA injections and they're perfectly safe". Poof, approval.

COVID was an excuse for the injection, full stop.

You make a mistake if you think that 2020 was just about getting rid of Trump.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (k1AR8)

385 Instead has a Elon musk tweet quoting frank Herbert (Dune):
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible."

Me: I really like this quote. There is wisdom and truth there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (5YGrl)

--------------

Interesting; I myself stumbled onto a term this past weekend -- pathocracy -- which led to my new nic and the website to which it links (and begins with that very quote).

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (S/101)

386 International Women's Day




Women. Life givers. Caretakers. One day.

Bunghole fillers. 1 month.

Shows where the priorities are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (uiWTm)

387 "Everybody finish their North Face DEI course yesterday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

I failed miserably. Didn't study and failed to show up for the test.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (vFG9F)

388 Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:05 AM (uiWTm)
++++
It's a bit more cynical than that.

The Jewish vote doesn't really matter in general. It helps to be sure in places like New York where there are a lot of Jews, but in most of the country the Jewish vote doesn't matter.

What *does* matter and matters quite a bit is Jewish money. Jews do tend to be fairly successful on average and there are a lot (comparatively) of rich Jews who generously support the Party. Their money is far more important than their vote.

But support for Israel isn't a requirement to keep a lot of that money flowing. It is for some of the donors - the ones aborting their support campaigns for universities, for example - but not most. Most of them are Jews like Soros is a Jew. They may have been born that way, but they - like countless people with some putative traditional religion - converted to a new faith, and worship at the altar of the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (HnUIn)

389 But the sound bites and edited (and editorialized) segments will be all over the place for days, which will reinforce the message. Most crucially for Biden, he looked and sounded good (for Biden).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop)

True. Up to a point.

Each "cut" will show Biden screaming/yelling. At some point, I think people will say yes, he didn't stumble/mumble. But he ame across as old man yelling at clouds.

And the biggest issue, immigration, he has no good sound bites. The senate bill has faded because it couldn't be sold as even the shit sandwich it was.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (FxH7T)

390 Jewish votes are heavily concentrated in NY and CA and really don’t matter. Dems want Jewish donations not votes.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (bWsRe)

391 But, one thing I will point out NGU, is that inflation also serves to dilute the power of the purse (donations) it is all funny money that is relatively worthless and the government funded orgs become more powerful because they make it up on volume. So the power of individuals is further diluted.

Fucking commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (5YGrl)

392 379 Everybody finish their North Face DEI course yesterday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (a1415)

Kill the White Sale

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (ENQN6)

393 I guess now we know why the federal government passed that zoning law requiring all towns to build 10% of their housing stock as low income apartment buildings.

I literally asked my congressman where are the people were coming from who want to live in these shoebox. He just blustered back. Now we know.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (OiAR7)
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We've got a bunch of empty student housing in my town. Lots of apartment buildings going up around campus. I wonder if those are going to be taken over by illegals at some point in the future.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:12 AM (7fElN)

394
Women. Life givers. Caretakers. One day.

Bunghole fillers. 1 month.

Shows where the priorities are.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (uiWTm)



They install O2 sensors?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

395 It's cold out there. I had to come back inside. 61 degrees. I may have to put on pants.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (vFG9F)

396 "Everybody finish their North Face DEI course yesterday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

I failed miserably. Didn't study and failed to show up for the test.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (vFG9F)
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Can you be banned from the outdoors forever for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (7fElN)

397 I am happy to report that upon careful inventory of my apparel, I did not find any North Face articles. somehow I managed to never buy a single item from that brand !

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (V13WU)

398
Kill the White Sale
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (ENQN6)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/_ptC2La7k5E

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

399 It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.

And in that, government is no different than any other bureaucracy. No different than any other corporation or other large gathering of man.

Some sit here and cry like rats eating onions about the corruption of the FBI. Police. Military. How in the Hell else did you honestly think it would end ? This is how all bureaucracies end. Its baked into the cake.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (YZWNs)

400 Kill the White Sale

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:11 AM (ENQN6)


That's very good.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (SfhV1)

401 sound bites and edited (and editorialized) segments will be all over the place for days, which will reinforce the message. Most crucially for Biden, he looked and sounded good (for Biden).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop)

Agreed. Everyone was expecting him to fall asleep. He didn’t. His presentation was not bad. And compared to the expectations it was a very good presentation.

The right has been falling into this trap for 4 years.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (bWsRe)

402 I guess now we know why the federal government passed that zoning law requiring all towns to build 10% of their housing stock as low income apartment buildings.

I literally asked my congressman where are the people were coming from who want to live in these shoebox. He just blustered back. Now we know.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (OiAR7)

I saw somewhere that federal funded housing does not follow local city zoning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (ENQN6)

403 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."

--

Also pay close attention here, because we discussed it a couple of years ago.

The injections do very little, and what they DO is difficult to put any weight to. They don't stop the spread, and they don't prevent you from catching it, and they don't prevent you from getting sick, and they don't prevent you from getting sick and dying.

At best it's "your symptoms aren't as bad", which is absurd because who knows what the symptoms would be.

This is where we're moving to with cancer treatments. "Your symptoms aren't as bad" and a subscription platform until you die. Which you probably will. And if you don't it will be the mRNA that saved you.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM (k1AR8)

404 Brandon told me that the gutless lying coward head football coach at Southern Cal was killed by an illegal. Then he said "Big deal. Thousands are killed by illegals." I suppose the drugs had worn off.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Wb+1f)

405 Agreed. Everyone was expecting him to fall asleep. He didn’t. His presentation was not bad. And compared to the expectations it was a very good presentation.

The right has been falling into this trap for 4 years.
Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (bWsRe)



Everyone thought the coke in the WH was Hunter's........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

406 >>JUST IN - Biden: "The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer."


Riiiiiiiiight!

IIRC, the MRNA vaccine research was originally focused on curing cancer, then was switched to covid (then RSV) because of the pandemic.* They had not had any success with the cancer before covid, but somehow magically they've made it work after focusing on covid and RSV for the past 4+ years?


*We know Fauci and two others had contracted with Moderna back in 2018 for a covid vaccine

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM (6IDWi)

407 Pundit Roundup: The State of the Union (and the president) is sound

The First Part Of Joe Biden’s Speech Was SO Important: At the top of the speech, when viewership is highest and reporters form first impressions, he delivered a damning recitation of Trump’s record, the Republican agenda, their joint assault on reproductive rights, and their ongoing effort to sabotage the U.S. and the world order.

@RTMannJr Powerful, muscular, historic speech. Deadly effective. He absolutely nailed it. Joe Biden more than met the moment tonight.

@speechboy71 I'm sure this is an overreaction, and I'm caught up in the moment -- but this feels like a speech that will transform the 2024 campaign

@Yair_Rosenberg There used to be this thing in politics called the expectations game where partisans insisted that their guy didn't have time to prep and the other guy was a rhetorical Terminator. Biden's opponents have done the opposite for some reason, and keep ending up looking like idiots.

AP: Biden calls out hecklers and rallies base in fiery speech

Politico: Biden chooses a hammer over an olive branch

Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

408 I finally found a valid use case for a Tesla. Our Uber driver to the airport today in a Tesla; he charges overnight at home…. Electricity discount during non-peak hours. A full charge from near empty costs him about $5 electricity cost…. That full charge gets him 4 trips to the airport (all paying of course). No gasoline costs obviously. Rinse. Repeat. He’s saving a lot on gas….. I still wouldn’t want one but that is a viable use case for his circumstances

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (Z1GI4)

409 Everyone thought the coke in the WH was Hunter's........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

lol

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (V13WU)

410 336
Can you be more deceased?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (jbnUc)

411 We've got a bunch of empty student housing in my town. Lots of apartment buildings going up around campus. I wonder if those are going to be taken over by illegals at some point in the future.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:12 AM (7fElN)
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That'll be just great for the 65% female student population. I hope they're planning to hire a lot of mercenaries to patrol the permiter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (HnUIn)

412 One of our OTA channels carries the old sitcom "Roc", based on a garbage man and his family living in Baltimore.

Watching it recently caused me to realize just how far the black inner city family seems to have fallen.

Blacks in B'more today could learn a lot from that show. Specially the episodes about crime and drug dealers.

Plus, Charles F, Dutton, Roc has a damn interesting life story.

And an early role for Rocky Carrol of NCIS.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (a1415)

413 > literally asked my congressman where are the people were coming from who want to live in these shoebox. He just blustered back. Now we know.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (OiAR7)
____________

Next time you see this politico tell them "those illegals are coming for your job, not mine."

Voting is one thing. Holding office is quite another.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (Q4IgG)

414 I thought Biden said "Thousands were killed by legals". Did I mishear?

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:16 AM (vFG9F)

415 So how many times did Brandon mention Beau last night?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg)

416 393 379 Everybody finish their North Face DEI course yesterday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:09 AM (a1415)

It reminded me of that dream where I walk into class and the prof says "Here's the Test!" and I've never gone to class before or looked at any of the material, except this time I looked at the test, said fuck this shit, tore it up, punched the prof in the nose, and walked out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 09:16 AM (S6gqv)

417 We've got a bunch of empty student housing in my town. Lots of apartment buildings going up around campus. I wonder if those are going to be taken over by illegals at some point in the future.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:12 AM (7fElN)
++++
That'll be just great for the 65% female student population. I hope they're planning to hire a lot of mercenaries to patrol the permiter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (HnUIn)
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Sorry. It's not that kind of campus. It's a STEM school where ratio of men:women is about 3:1 (or maybe 2.8:1).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (7fElN)

418 I didn’t see the speech last night for the same reason I don’t watch the news from this country anymore. I simply hate being lied to constantly.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (L8s/5)

419 There is also some truth that every covid vax reduces your immunity about 10%.

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Yep. It lowers the natural resistance to colds and replaces the body's primary protective system against colds with agents that stops you from sniffling too bad during allergy season.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (k1AR8)

420

I saw somewhere that federal funded housing does not follow local city zoning.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (ENQN6)

Yep. Building three story apt complexes in a town that only ever had two story dwellings. Big ugly stuff dominating the landscape

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (OiAR7)

421 But JJ, the Dems said Biden was "ON FIRE!" Last night.

If only. That I would have paid for.

Posted by: White Christian Nationalist ...whatever at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (CuBOv)

422 Sorry. It's not that kind of campus. It's a STEM school where ratio of men:women is about 3:1 (or maybe 2.8:1).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (7fElN)
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Ah, the last bastion. Well, I hope the engineers make some brass knuckles for themselves in their labs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (HnUIn)

423
This is where we're moving to with cancer treatments. "Your symptoms aren't as bad" and a subscription platform until you die. Which you probably will. And if you don't it will be the mRNA that saved you.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:14 AM



The mRNA 'vaccine' does little more than attempt to replace the immune system, or at a minimum, control it. It, instead, destroys it and makes it ineffective. The body can no longer defend itself against the aggressive strains of things like cancer. That's why cancers are on the rise and they're killing in months instead of years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

424 Cat Ass Trophy -
New Testament Commentary? Why spend the $?
Just read a good translation (there's only one - the others very good translations of very bad writings done by *spit* Alexandrians and found in trash cans) and take it for what it says.

In commentaries you get things like one of the biggie celebrity preachers saying in one place that the Day of the Lord cannot begin until after the abomination of desolation and, in another, the entire 70th week of Daniel is the Day of the Lord.
No attempt to reconcile those two statements.

I gotta get but if you see me again will pass some links or way to easily get to them.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (o3xwr)

425
@Yair_Rosenberg There used to be this thing in politics called the expectations game where partisans insisted that their guy didn't have time to prep and the other guy was a rhetorical Terminator. Biden's opponents have done the opposite for some reason, and keep ending up looking like idiots.



He’s not wrong

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (bWsRe)

426 My biggest takeaway from the sturm and drung last night is that despite it's posturing, the GOP leadership is all aboard with spending more money on 'lil Z as a priority. Everything else is secondary or just for show. This is evidenced by the fact that Speaker Johnson was nodding in agreement while the Rezident Retard was saying that is the nation's priority.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (YRsIm)

427 Politico: Biden chooses a hammer over an olive branch
Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (JCZqz)
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Huh. On that, at least, we can agree.

He hammered a stake into the moldering corpse of America-That-Was.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (7fElN)

428 It reminded me of that dream where I walk into class and the prof says "Here's the Test!" and I've never gone to class before or looked at any of the material, except this time I looked at the test, said fuck this shit, tore it up, punched the prof in the nose, and walked out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 09:16 AM (S6gqv)

were you nekkid

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (ENQN6)

429 Sorry. It's not that kind of campus. It's a STEM school where ratio of men:women is about 3:1 (or maybe 2.8:1).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (7fElN)

NO! WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GIRLS IN STEM!!!

Posted by: Weather girls wearing purple on March 14 at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (L8s/5)

430 Reminder:

Big Pharma doesn't WANT a cure for cancer. They may WAY too much money off the current radiation and chemo treatments.

Throw in the $$$ from drugs that give you an extra 60 days of shitting yourself, stomach pain and kidney failure and they're living the dream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

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And on the flip side (and h/t Bongino), thanks to DeathCare and the effective socialization of healthcare, the feral government doesn't want to pay for all those treatments to keep you alive; they prefer you not be allowed early cancer testing so that once you get cancer, you die sooner.

/The only solution to this impasse will to nationalize Big Pharma if not all industry and businesses in the country ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (S/101)

431 My baby is American Made
Born and bred in the U.S.A.
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is American Made.

Posted by: Count de Monet does Oak Ridge Boys at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (4I/2K)

432 Reuters says:
"Biden picked up a button Greene thrust into his hand as he walked to the podium, and repeated Riley's name, saying she was an innocent woman killed by "an illegal." He said thousands are killed by "legal" U.S. residents before sending his thoughts to Riley's family."

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (vFG9F)

433 Politico: Biden chooses a hammer and sickle over an olive branch

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (ENQN6)

434
Next time you see this politico tell them "those illegals are coming for your job, not mine."

Voting is one thing. Holding office is quite another.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:15 AM (Q4IgG

He got voted out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (OiAR7)

435 Plus, Charles F, Dutton, Roc has a damn interesting life story.


Didn't he go to prison for murder?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

436 402. Please. Did you watch a bizarro version of the speech with Joe Mannix? He was awful, old, and pissed off. And that per the 6 moderate women in my family who think I am too right wing.

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (BGQYY)

437 I finally found a valid use case for a Tesla. Our Uber driver to the airport today in a Tesla; he charges overnight at home….

-

Can uber charge passengers more for luxury vehicles? Because it still seems like you'd need to drive for about 15 years to break ev-

Sorry, forgot about the battery. Nevermind.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (k1AR8)

438 406 Agreed. Everyone was expecting him to fall asleep. He didn’t. His presentation was not bad. And compared to the expectations it was a very good presentation.

The right has been falling into this trap for 4 years.
Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (bWsRe)

yeah our only real hope is that they keep pumping him full of so much speed and adrenochrome that he pops a brain aneurysm. Spraying blood out of his eyes when it happens would be a nice bonus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (S6gqv)

439 "But JJ, the Dems said Biden was "ON FIRE!" Last night. "

Well, he's no Aaron Bushnell.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (a1415)

440 Ah, the last bastion. Well, I hope the engineers make some brass knuckles for themselves in their labs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2024 09:17 AM (HnUIn)
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Brass knuckles? They're engineers. They'll build hydraulic-powered gauntlets like the one Tony Stark used to knock the Hulk unconscious (eventually) in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (7fElN)

441 In the run-up to the first Iraq War, Saddam had a legitimate beef. The Rumala oilfield (at the time the largest in World) was 95% in Iraq and only 5% in Kuwaiti, but the Kuwaitis were going mad drinking Saddam's milkshake. So Saddam massed troops on their border.

We sent in our Ambassador April Glaspie. There are disagreements about what exactly she said to Saddam. Here's one version:

"We have no opinion on your Arab-Arab conflicts, such as your dispute with Kuwait. Secretary Baker has directed me to emphasize the instruction, first given to Iraq in the 1960s, that the Kuwait issue is not associated with America."

Whatever she said exactly, no one claims she said anything like "back off invading else there'll be war."

Looking back, I now believe we set Saddam up. Am I wrong?

Korean War. China wouldn't have joined in if MacArthur hadn't moved into North Korea.
Vietnam. LBJ lied us into it with the Gulf of Tonkin Incident
Iraq I. Bush 41. See above.
Iraq II. Bush 43. Lied us into it.
Afghanistan. Should have lasted one year, not 25
Ukraine. You don't want to know what I believe.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (Gse2f)

442 * should have said "once you get detect cancer" since you've already unwittingly have it

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (S/101)

443 @Yair_Rosenberg There used to be this thing in politics called the expectations game where partisans insisted that their guy didn't have time to prep and the other guy was a rhetorical Terminator. Biden's opponents have done the opposite for some reason, and keep ending up looking like idiots.

He’s not wrong
Posted by: Montec

That's.....not the only....reason we.....look like...........
.
.
.
idiots

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (JCZqz)

444 But JJ, the Dems said Biden was "ON FIRE!" Last night.
Posted by: White Christian Nationalist


Did he talk about Erin's bush? And Nell's?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (9yWhg)

445 That kind of thing annoys me…. Shelby picks her for chief of staff because he wants pretty scenery and then she just kinda inherits a senate office. I’ve heard nothing to indicate she’s anything more than a mediocrity
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Z1GI4)



She won her primary because Trump endorsed her, even though she is GOPeeee, over Mo Brooks, the conservative candidate, because Mo said something less than flattering about the Donald.

This is one of the things that irks me about Trump. He loves him so ass-kissers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (aD39U)

446 I think this is the quote:

"Laken Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legals? "

Unbelievable. And I'm pretty jaded.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (vFG9F)

447 434 Politico: Biden chooses a hammer and sickle over an olive branch
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (ENQN6)


Or like Arafat, an olive branch in one hand and a revolver in the other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)

448 >>>Pretty sad state of affairs when a drugged-up old man shouting and ranting insults, delusional half-truths and lies proves he up to the task of being president. Just f***ing pathetic.

Posted by: Ripley

>And forget cognitive testing, I want to know if Shambling Joe has monkeypox.

We can't have a CIC groping and sniffing our children knowing he's a vector for a horrible disease.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2024 09:21 AM (EEgXH)

449
Did he talk about Erin's bush? And Nell's?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (9yWhg)



Erin go braless!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

450 The free world deserves better than a dithering and diminished leader,” she said. “America deserves leaders who recognize that secure borders, stable prices, safe streets, and a strong defense are the cornerstones of a great nation.”
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Yawnsville. Looks like she may as well have been reading the phone book. Never change GOP.

How do you know when Katie Britt has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2024 09:21 AM (NhUff)

451
"Laken Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legals? "

Unbelievable. And I'm pretty jaded.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (vFG9F)



And he blames Trump and the Republicans for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

452 408
‘ Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions ’

Of course these knob gobblers want to pretend the American people will stop caring that they’re being invaded, impoverished and tyrannized because Biden made a speech with out dropping dead in the middle.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (jbnUc)

453 Can uber charge passengers more for luxury vehicles? Because it still seems like you'd need to drive for about 15 years to break ev-

Sorry, forgot about the battery. Nevermind.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:19 AM (k1AR

You’re right… I didn’t factor in maintenance costs and how long his vehicle/battery lasts. If he can’t go years with minimal maintenance and no replacement he won’t come out ahead.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (Z1GI4)

454 >>Women. Life givers. Caretakers. One day.

Bunghole fillers. 1 month.

Shows where the priorities are.



Valid point, but they're both Commie celebrations.
I don't need an International Women's Day for validation.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (6IDWi)

455 "Didn't he go to prison for murder?"

Yes, in a knife fight, where he claimed self defense.

While in Prison, got in a fight with a Guard, sent to solitary, and grabbed a book about acting enroute to the cell by mistake.

Read it, wanted to start a prison acting group, and the Warden said Yes, but only if you get your GED first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (a1415)

456 Federal agencies gave banks automated censorship tools to flag as possible domestic terrorists any Americans who buy Bibles...


From the first link in J.J.'s list.

I bought a new Bible last summer. I guess I'm a terrorist and on the list!

Posted by: Biergood at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (PwgSL)

457 Why American Jews vote for a party, that proudly includes anti semites in Congress, makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (BGQYY)

458 That reminds me. Did you know patchy spots of hair falling out is one of the reactions to the Pfizer mRNA injection?

"Materials and methods: We report three cases of recurrence of alopecia areata (AA) occurred after the first dose of COVID-19 vaccine.

Results: All patients had previous episodes of AA with total hair regrowth and stable remission..."

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34741583/
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Well don't you worry, citizen!

"FDA approves 1st treatment that can grow back hair for teens with severe alopecia areata
The drug, ritlecitinib, is FDA-approved for kids 12 and over.

June 23, 2023, 3:42 PM"

https://tinyurl.com/29yzpvqq

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:23 AM (k1AR8)

459 BNO News @BNONews 14h
U.S. Army intelligence analyst arrested after selling military secrets to China for $42,000.

Among other info, his contact wanted to know about U.S. plans in the event Taiwan is attacked.
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No word on if General Milley aided the leaker.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 09:23 AM (2yu8s)

460 431 Reminder:

Big Pharma doesn't WANT a cure for cancer. They may WAY too much money off the current radiation and chemo treatments.

Throw in the $$$ from drugs that give you an extra 60 days of shitting yourself, stomach pain and kidney failure and they're living the dream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

The real reminder is that America is a two faced country. They constantly claim to love capitalism but in fact Americans lie, and lie constantly about that. “Big” (insert industry here) is hated, and passionately. But Bog Government is loved and makes Americans swoon.

Besides, the pharmaceutical and medical industries are hated until they are not (by coming up with something needed).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 08, 2024 09:23 AM (L8s/5)

461 > Reminder:

Big Pharma doesn't WANT a cure for cancer.
_______________

My late mother always thought there was a cure. It was just being withheld because of what you said; there's way too much money to be made with treatments, meds and therapy to just "cure cancer."

But some people, as we have seen, get medications for a variety of "uncurable" conditions and live unnaturally long lives for looking like shit. Soros, Pelosi and *biden, for example.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (Q4IgG)

462 >>No; I don't think it was done on purpose. Just dementia Joe messing up.

I agree. This is the idiot that messed up LL Cool J's name when he was trying to praise him.

When Joe goes off teleprompter disaster strikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (LkLld)

463 Why American Jews vote for a party, that proudly includes anti semites in Congress, makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Jonah at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (BGQYY)



Ask blacks the same question.

You vote for Dems who keep selling you on the idea that they'll take care of you and give you every opportunity to get out of the ghetto and have a good life.

Yet, the ghettos keep getting bigger.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

464 Victor Davis Hanson for analysis.

VDH: I’ve never seen an angrier speech… It was like a mean old man saying get off of my grass.

VDH says Democrats will toss him at their August convention. “What they saw tonight was an old man raging, ranting and barking at the moon.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

465 Instead has a Elon musk tweet quoting frank Herbert (Dune):
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible."

Me: I really like this quote. There is wisdom and truth there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 08, 2024 09:07 AM (5YGrl)


A simple example -
Police work attracts both the boyscouts and the bullies.

Now raise that to tenth power and you the President and his advisers. What President? All of them. Boyscout/Bully ratio may vary. Actual outcomes may not intentions.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (cOq4q)

466 "Dems only want Jews for their votes. That's it.---
And their $$$$$$."

To rephrase Biden ... "If you don't vote Republican, you ain't Jewish".

I mean really, there are many times the faithful Jews had to hide in caves from the "Establishment". And that was true of Jesus when he faced down the "Jewish" establishment. (They were not called Jews then, but whatever. And I'm not a big believer in bloodline as a condition for being "God's People")

Large Institutions get infiltrated, then taken over and worn as a skinsuit. Pretty standard practice, apparently. Catholic and Protestant churches today are yet more evidence of this evil infiltration.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (Cus5s)

467 While in Prison, got in a fight with a Guard, sent to solitary, and grabbed a book about acting enroute to the cell by mistake.

Read it, wanted to start a prison acting group, and the Warden said Yes, but only if you get your GED first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:22 AM (a1415)
---
I used to know a professor who worked with prisoners to act out Shakespeare plays. They weren't great, but they tried hard and seemed like they had a good time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (7fElN)

468 Federal agencies gave banks automated censorship tools to flag as possible domestic terrorists any Americans who buy Bibles...


From the first link in J.J.'s list.

I bought a new Bible last summer. I guess I'm a terrorist and on the list!
Posted by: Biergood


The CCP is reportedly preparing a new Bible "translation" that will supposedly align with its "values." That will be the only Bible version permitted.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (9yWhg)

469 Biden’s biggest problem is with his own people who think he’s too old. That speech rectified that problem for the time being.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:25 AM (bWsRe)

470 Posted by: TeeJ

Lolwut?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 09:25 AM (dsdmx)

471 "VDH says Democrats will toss him at their August convention. “What they saw tonight was an old man raging, ranting and barking at the moon.”
Posted by: SMOD "

VDH is as deluded as those guys that our Intrepid reports on.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:25 AM (vFG9F)

472 Politico: Biden chooses a hammer and sickle over an olive branch
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:18 AM (ENQN6)
******
His speech was geared towards the far left in his party, the ones that voted uncommitted.

Evidently the Dems aren't worried about everyone else because their internals are showing more new voters voting Democrat in 2022 never voted in 2020.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

473 Korean War. China wouldn't have joined in if MacArthur hadn't moved into North Korea.
Vietnam. LBJ lied us into it with the Gulf of Tonkin Incident
Iraq I. Bush 41. See above.
Iraq II. Bush 43. Lied us into it.
Afghanistan. Should have lasted one year, not 25
Ukraine. You don't want to know what I believe.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (Gse2f)

Embarrassed and ashamed of our country, I see. All because we aren’t a whiny, toothless country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 08, 2024 09:26 AM (L8s/5)

474 I am happy to report that upon careful inventory of my apparel, I did not find any North Face articles. somehow I managed to never buy a single item from that brand !
Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:13 AM (V13WU)

this makes me very sad, as their clothes ARE good quality. they made my favorite hoody. it's the right mix to wear between about 30 to 60 without overheating or freezing. and it's almost 10 years old.

but their quality seems to have changed in the last 5 years so i don't suppose i need to buy anything else from them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 09:26 AM (bving)

475 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


"Prisoners of love, blue skies above,
Can't keep our hearts in jaaaaaail!"

We open in Leavenworth Saturday Night!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:26 AM (9yWhg)

476 I think there is a cure for cancer. as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (R4t5M)

477 You’re right… I didn’t factor in maintenance costs and how long his vehicle/battery lasts. If he can’t go years with minimal maintenance and no replacement he won’t come out ahead.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

--

I'm betting he barely breaks even each year just on tires.

EV specific / Tesla specific tires (to maximize range) are $400+ each.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (k1AR8)

478 Looking back, I now believe we set Saddam up. Am I wrong?

Fun Fact ... Kuwait was horizontal drilling across the Iraq border, and thus stealing oil that rightfully was not theirs, prior to the invasion.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (YZWNs)

479 >>"But JJ, the Dems said Biden was "ON FIRE!" Last night. "



Pfft, that's just a cope.

All the GOP self-owning aside, a lot of them are really pissed he's running for a second term after campaigning on the promise that he was a "bridge" to the next president, merely the way to dispatch Trump and then let the next Democrat move in. There's an excerpt from an Atlantic piece about this in the WSJ this morning.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (6IDWi)

480 My over/under in yesterday's Morning Report of Joe saying "Beau" was a bit high at 2.5. I said I'm taking the under. I was right but I would not have bet on Joe never saying the name of his son who was KIA in Iraq. Weird. The only way this could happen is a command from the Handlers delivered by Jill.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (5fDan)

481 My late mother always thought there was a cure. It was just being withheld because of what you said; there's way too much money to be made with treatments, meds and therapy to just "cure cancer."

But some people, as we have seen, get medications for a variety of "uncurable" conditions and live unnaturally long lives for looking like shit. Soros, Pelosi and *biden, for example.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:24 AM (Q4IgG)

People just think the absolute worst of their fellow man.

The hatred and negativity on display here…I’m not saying the world is all lollipops and rainbows, but damn, this is a bit much.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (L8s/5)

482 I've never owned anything North Face. Now, thanks to their assholean natures, I never will.

No skin off my nose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

483 "I used to know a professor who worked with prisoners to act out Shakespeare plays. They weren't great, but they tried hard and seemed like they had a good time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

What a great idea!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (vFG9F)

484 I would like a President who gives the SOTU with no emotion, just a reading out the list of all the government departments, programs, earmarks and policies that he is ending because they are unconstitutional. For 3 hours.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 09:28 AM (fs1hN)

485 Federal agencies gave banks automated censorship tools to flag as possible domestic terrorists any Americans who buy Bibles...


From the first link in J.J.'s list.

I bought a new Bible last summer. I guess I'm a terrorist and on the list!
Posted by: Biergood

--

I'm so screwed. I routinely buy gift KJV for young people. Dozens a year.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:28 AM (k1AR8)

486
I thought Biden said "Thousands were killed by legals". Did I mishear?

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:16 AM


According to what JJ posted at the top he said 'killed by illegals'.

Which I questioned in the comments. But I think Biden went off script completely and totally fvcked up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2024 09:28 AM (RKVpM)

487 She won her primary because Trump endorsed her, even though she is GOPeeee, over Mo Brooks, the conservative candidate, because Mo said something less than flattering about the Donald.

This is one of the things that irks me about Trump. He loves him so ass-kissers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (aD39U)


Mo Brooks...I heard some good things about this guy...

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU)

488 If it saves one life is really more of a guideline than a rule for the left.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:29 AM (aD39U)

489 "But I think Biden went off script completely and totally fvcked up."

Like they say....there's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:29 AM (a1415)

490 Mo Brooks...I heard some good things about this guy...
Posted by: runner


The Producers and Blazing Saddles were hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (9yWhg)

491
A

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Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

492 Nood. Ginger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (9yWhg)

493 >>Pfft, that's just a cope.

Who in their right minds expected Democrats to say anything other than Joe was awesome last night?

The deny the border is open. They deny crime is high. They deny the economy blows. They are stuck with this demented old fool and they want to win, who thinks they wouldn't like about what the entire world, those who watched it, saw?

He sucked.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (LkLld)

494 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 08, 2024 09:26 AM (L8s/5)

FFS. There isn't a single conflict listed that couldn't have been won if the US military were not restrained by the Preznit at the time.

Maybe he's not ashamed of the country but rather the leadership of the country.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (YRsIm)

495 >>Who in their right minds expected Democrats to say anything other than Joe was awesome last night?


Exactly

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (6IDWi)

496 And we'll cure cancer, goddamn you MAGA! That's right! We're curing cancer!

Posted by: Gaslighter Joe at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (EEgXH)

497 488 She won her primary because Trump endorsed her, even though she is GOPeeee, over Mo Brooks, the conservative candidate, because Mo said something less than flattering about the Donald.

This is one of the things that irks me about Trump. He loves him so ass-kissers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (aD39U)


Mo Brooks...I heard some good things about this guy...
Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU)


———

Let’s not forget Mo Brooks announced he had cancer.

So far Britt has been less swampy than her predecessor Shelby and I don’t think she will go against Trump on anything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (2fIO4)

498 VDH says Democrats will toss him at their August convention. “What they saw tonight was an old man raging, ranting and barking at the moon.”
Posted by: SMOD

What they thinking - amping up a belligerent daft old man (who was an ass when young) with crank is going to bring out his inner mellow that he hasn't shown in fifty years?

And those fvckin trained seals clapping like fools. Have they no shame or did they really think Mein Kompf was the greatest spoken word book ever?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 08, 2024 09:34 AM (cOq4q)

499 EV specific / Tesla specific tires (to maximize range) are $400+ each.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:27 AM (k1AR

That's not much more than “regular” tires. I recently bought a set of 19 inch Michelins. All in with taxes and installation it was $1300 for a set.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (bWsRe)

500 Well don't you worry, citizen!

"FDA approves 1st treatment that can grow back hair for teens with severe alopecia areata
The drug, ritlecitinib, is FDA-approved for kids 12 and over.

June 23, 2023, 3:42 PM"

https://tinyurl.com/29yzpvqq
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:23 AM (k1AR

why would teens want back hair? don't they get teased enough as it is...


-- Emily Litella

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (bving)

501 idk if Biden will be replaced last minute, but I can see a repeat of 2020, but with Trump winning by even more, and still having it stolen.

THEN all riots will be meet with National Guard beat downs and arrests, "polls" will show sloJoe closing and winning. Bank accounts of "deniers" will be closed maybe ... all dissenting voices will be silenced. Maybe another war, another scamDemic?

That outcome seems all too likely, to me, for now.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (Cus5s)

502 It Is Time for Trump’s Second Escalator Moment

Means different things if it was a Biden Escalator Moment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (ynpvh)

503 yes moo moo, but you're probably not running a taxi service, either.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (k1AR8)

504 458 Why American Jews vote for a party, that proudly includes anti semites in Congress, makes no sense to me.
---------------
Ghetto Politics is their strength. Been that way for a long, long time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (FmapG)

505 Can you please stop using these ads about feet fungus? It 's disgusting.

Posted by: Rock at March 08, 2024 09:50 AM (OZcfQ)

506 No beauty mark. Would not hang

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2024 09:50 AM (5fDan)

507 I’m glad I didn’t watch the SOTU. And I publicly praise JJ for the wounds he suffered doing so. But after reading the Morning Report, I intend to get drunk, since it’s raining.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (NxC5+)

508 We were talking about "Fuzzy Logic" based Computing in the 70s, lol. It only took 50 years to get here, lol. When Quantum Computers and Fuzzy Logic combine look out.

Posted by: Fisht at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (BHEHK)

509 508 We were talking about "Fuzzy Logic" based Computing in the 70s, lol. It only took 50 years to get here, lol. When Quantum Computers and Fuzzy Logic combine look out.

Posted by: Fisht at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (BHEHK)

Then we REALLY won't know where something is and how fast it's going.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (ynpvh)

510 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

It was clearly planned & rehearsed so that MTG & MAGA pals weren't going to be allowed to hijack the SOTU speech as a forum for on illegal immigration. The "Say her name!" 'challenge' was what threw off 46's momentum & almost opened the door for the nation to hear there will be no retreat from current policy, learn to live with it.

“Lincoln — Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That’s right, but how many of the thousands of people being killed by legals —”

“To her parents, I say my heart goes out to you. Having lost children myself, I understand.”

What stung me was the counter question hanging in the air, "but how many of the thousands of people being killed by legals," and #46 quickly pivoting to 'stalled bipartisan bill.'

Couldn't help thinking how it's oft apt to not only console families' losses privately or publically, but to also 'say her (or his) name' memorializing the death of loved ones at the hand of others & the pain that loss leaves behind forever.

Also recall being told in work to keep 'the flavor of the week' in mind & then either drop or build upon an issue.
Politics. So sad.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (GshMh)

511 I watched much of the SotU Sham™ in order to "zero the scale" for election season 2024. Absolute zero is chilly.

Posted by: Marooned at March 08, 2024 10:56 AM (kt8QE)

512 The Gold Star father who yelled at Biden last night also lose his other son, overwhelmed by grief, when he committed suicide at the grave of his dead Marine brother.

So Biden has him arrested.

FJB

https://tinyurl.com/yfbpaxrt

Posted by: PJ at March 08, 2024 11:08 AM (G1dq6)

513 So tell us Ace, coz we just do not see a down side. What is the down side here, honestly, as sincerely as a "trust me and my word, I'm a Biden through and through." OK?

Posted by: Ray Mota at March 08, 2024 11:42 AM (sw3xv)

514 OK OK OK, last time around:
Truth to tell folks, I totally preferred Hitler's er, Biden's 1933 Nuremburg SOTU speech. It just somehow had more zing and zippy de doo dah to it.

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Posted by: Anonymous email at March 08, 2024 08:30 PM (Ejwph)

516 One of these days, God willing, JJ will stop begging Allah for help (his "inshallah" prayer).

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