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Joe Biden: "The threat to democracy must be defended!"

New thread.

That's a real quote, he actually said that.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:39 PM




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1 Sure Joe

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (2fIO4)

2 Sniffs hair

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (gxokI)

3 First!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (zSyrn)

4 Lord I hate this fucking geezer

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (FQmDC)

5 Hell insurance!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (oCjPU)

6 Unfortunately this is, so far, an incredibly effective polemic for his purposes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (XV/Pl)

7 eesh one

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (KRtlO)

8 Hate The Fucker

Posted by: H mitchell at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (EuCrk)

9 Wut?

15 million new jobs?

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (50t6/)

10 THE VACCINE HAS SAVED US!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (SCwm0)

11 Okay, then - TransFirst!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (zSyrn)

12 The Election is over at approximately 0940 PM tonight....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (s+cGt)

13 Eye bleed? All I want for Christmas.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (Q4IgG)

14 This is an international embarrassment

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ZIpkZ)

15 Setback into comeback. LOLOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (eYF7X)

16 Unfortunately this is, so far, an incredibly effective polemic for his purposes.

Respectfully disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (CsUN+)

17 Whose Idea Was This???

Posted by: His Handlers at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (SYTee)

18 What makes you think this is effective? He sounds like a cartoon parody of a politician.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (oBPoz)

19 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Joe Biden is a senile clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (c9zag)

20 This is an international embarrassment

There it is!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (CsUN+)

21 Wagessssshhhhhh are up

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ER9HB)

22 He is yelling like he is playing Beat The Clock.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (50t6/)

23 Inflation is tending lower!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

24 More people can't afford medical.bills, like me.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (wMSZ1)

25 This is the body double with attached earlobes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (NBVIP)

26 Inflation 9% to 3% ??? What the F**king 16% before this you Cum Stain !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (s+cGt)

27 Joe Biden: "The threat to democracy must be defended!"

Oh...so endorsing Trump before Ace does? Very generous of him! (I'm kidding Ace....don't smite me!)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ycI94)

28 Wait, he's about to get to the onion on the belt bit...

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (dzZCL)

29 BUILD BACK BETTER FUCK YEAH JOE

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (oCjPU)

30 Interesting that he's all in on the Soft Landing scenario. Good odds that won't happen.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (oBPoz)

31 Is it too late to change our minds!

Posted by: The Swedish Ambassador at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (CsUN+)

32 >>>Joe Biden: "The threat to democracy must be defended!"

LOL ACE

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (o3SCB)

33 So has he shit himself yet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (Wnv9h)

34 15 million new jobs?
Wut?

For HIS Newcomers lounging about on welfare is their job.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (cOq4q)

35 This is an international embarrassment

Da.

Posted by: Putin at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (eYF7X)

36 he really said that, it's not a joke

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (KRtlO)

37 chips and sauce act?

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (edU/H)

38 Lol, he doesn't know difference in inflation and rate of inflation

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (U8kCF)

39 Say, Joe, who's going to build those solar panels? Americans?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (oBPoz)

40 The trained seals are applauding on cue.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (tVy6t)

41 Build the fucking wall.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (wMSZ1)

42 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Joe Biden is a senile clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet?
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (c9zag)
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No, but in the last thread I pointed out that the previous SCOAMF's speeches were horrible, but nothing like this.

This SOTU speech will go down in history as one of the absolute worst public speeches of all time. Bank on it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

43 Joe's angry and shouty because he's holding back a love dumpling that is bursting breathe free!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (EEgXH)

44 He's so ripped.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (dzZCL)

45 22 He is yelling like he is playing Beat The Clock.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

You should hear him when he's playing "Beat my Cock"!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (ycI94)

46 It's a stutter.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (SYTee)

47 14 This is an international embarrassment
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ZIpkZ)

Yep.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (o3SCB)

48 He's just straight up lying. Trump was the most pro buy American of any president in decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (LkLld)

49 Listened to eh beginning. Started with a rant about Ukraine then rant about J8? WTF? This guy is just screaming at the country. .

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (PTDkx)

50 So killing babies is good, unless it's not.
Joe, just shoot off the nukes and end your neverending failure to do anything.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (BJgzI)

51 Built by American workers...now define American. I think this would include every illegal alien he let into the country.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (8R5Gt)

52 14 This is an international embarrassment
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ZIpkZ)

He is. Interestingly, Le Monde had a story on its front page sucking Brandon's dick. Which means he's a colossal fuckup.

Posted by: I mean holy fuck, they have Macron at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (tczCu)

53 His lips are quivering. I think his dentures are trying to get out.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (QExSK)

54 This is pathetic.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (r5tfK)

55 There are no new chip factories

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (dzZCL)

56 The emperor has no clothes, how can anyone watch this and think this man is not demented?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (LTQdX)

57 Poor fact checkers are gonna need hip boots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (eYF7X)

58 Where you get this "we" stuff, asshoe. You wouldn't know a chip from a Dorito.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (CsUN+)

59 May have missed it due to excessive Value-Riting but has Prez Dementia talked about the thing yet...you know--The Thing?

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (QjAQj)

60 Hey I feel better the US economy is the envy of the world! woo hoo

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (qRe8u)

61 We invented those chips. And then those chips hired a tranny spokesman. And then the tranny spokesman turned out to be a pedophile. A clear win for America under Biden!

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (oBPoz)

62 New jobs paying $100k without a degree? Fucking where? Hours are being cut everywhere, including my kids.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (qgPFD)

63 I'm ready to defend the threat to democracy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (q7hip)

64 This asshole is gonna make ME stroke out. I'm hoping a giant bug bursts from his head...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (XMwZJ)

65 who wrote this shit

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (oCjPU)

66 bifartisan infstrushure law

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (KRtlO)

67 The emperor has no clothes, how can anyone watch this and think this man is not demented?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (LTQdX)

DU ?

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (V13WU)

68 OMG! We've threats to democracy and of climate collapse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (FVME7)

69 This is the body double with attached earlobes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

The one with the impish double horned chin?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (cOq4q)

70 Buttigieg got the vibrating butt plug on? That was a pervert's smile.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (BJgzI)

71 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Joe Biden is a senile clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet?

The So-Called Ruler Of The U.S.

*crosses fingers and hits 'Post'...*

Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (LQsBY)

72 Are you supposed to not have a brain? This crap makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (oBPoz)

73 Wut? Make big money without going to college? Joe said this was unpossible until tonight

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (5fDan)

74 15 million new jobs?
Wut?


To be fair, those 15 million jobs are a combination of 8 million jobs for illegals, and a second job for 7 million people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (ZIpkZ)

75 My potato chip bag is half empty!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (c9zag)

76 >I'm ready to defend the threat to democracy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA


make sure you have hell insurance

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (oCjPU)

77 My brain hurts trying to twist his mutterings into something that has a remote chance of a coherent thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (50t6/)

78 This SOTU speech will go down in history as one of the absolute worst public speeches of all time. Bank on it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Lololololol....

Posted by: Presidential "Historians" That ranked Biden 19th of 46 at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (ycI94)

79 Joe's angry and shouty because he's holding back a love dumpling that is bursting breathe free!

Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (CsUN+)

80 Record my for tribal communities because he invested into farm...WTF. He is just making shit up.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (8R5Gt)

81 Record investments in travel communities?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (r5tfK)

82 He said 'brain damage'

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (50t6/)

83 Why is he shouting at us?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (NBVIP)

84 Lots of new chip factories. Means more in every bag.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

85 @16

>>Respectfully disagree.

That's valid, but from how I view it, he's so far been coherent and holding it together, he's hitting his points, he's speaking directly to his base, he's slamming his opponent, and he's doing his usual agitating and splitting.

In the end, it largely doesn't matter, the Donks control enough of the voting apparatus in enough locales to tilt the election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (XV/Pl)

86 Say that three times fast

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (dzZCL)

87 Sectay fagicultuh

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (CsUN+)

88 62 [i[New jobs paying $100k without a degree? Fucking where? Hours are being cut everywhere, including my kids.

in the new chips and sauce factories

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (edU/H)

89 19 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Joe Biden is a senile clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet?
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (c9zag)


I thought the stylebook said 'stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure" was the approved term of art!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

90 "Leave home to make the living."

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (o3SCB)

91 he's mushing up so many words I am missing/not following some of his sentences

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (oCjPU)

92 I didn't recognize Pete without a glazed face - Crowder

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (eYF7X)

93 His speech is so pressured by the drugs, there's no way he makes it through to the end without a major screw-up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (woPEM)

94 I’m so glad I’m not watching. Two and a Half Men rerun on TV and reading AoS comments much easier on my BP

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (xT8gx)

95 Those fucking lead pipes keep getting past centuries of building code to thwart generations of children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (EEgXH)

96 I can't wait to see the Bad Lip Reading on this speech.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (QExSK)

97 His lips are quivering. I think his dentures are trying to get out.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM


*stage whisper*

Help us!

Posted by: Joey's Dentures at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (Wnv9h)

98 auto jabs?

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (edU/H)

99 Speaking of vapid crap, I'm waiting for him to yell "Change and Hope!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (XQKub)

100 Too bad the GOP hasn't any guts and just walks out on him mid tirade.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (Q4IgG)

101 "The threat to democracy must be defended!"

-
So he is standing up for the Democrats!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (FVME7)

102 It looks like he really did work on this speech for hours.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (SYTee)

103 72 Are you supposed to not have a brain? This crap makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Splunge

We're doing OUR part!

Posted by: National Teacher's Union at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (ycI94)

104 At this point I'm hoping something wipes out the capitol and we get that Sec. of Education Cardenas .

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (PTDkx)

105 Cars you can't sell

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (dzZCL)

106 "We raised the Belvedere repeatedly."

Is that what he calls his dick?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (DgGvY)

107 Biden is a known plagiarizing asshoe cause that ain't his speech for sure..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (qRe8u)

108 42 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Joe Biden is a senile clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet?
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (c9zag)
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No, but in the last thread I pointed out that the previous SCOAMF's speeches were horrible, but nothing like this.

This SOTU speech will go down in history as one of the absolute worst public speeches of all time. Bank on it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (BpYfr)
_______

Nonsense. Tomorrow we will be told it was one of The Greatest Ever. Biden hit the ball out of the park, and ended all criticism of his mental acuity. Only totally demented Magans would think otherwise. And they will be picked up by the DOJ, to save our democracy and shit.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (1bNHn)

109 "Folks!"

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (o3SCB)

110 I said I would take shot of Jack Daniels every time Cumstain lied........ It is only 6:45 PM and I am already plastered !

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (s+cGt)

111 [From the earlier post today about KJP and recently WILLOWED:]

I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

--------------

It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (S/101)

112 Blessed are ... the cheese makers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (c9zag)

113 Prick lies every time he opens his hoor mouth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (zgZzy)

114 I SAVED THEIR FARMS

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (V/pbu)

115 93 His speech is so pressured by the drugs, there's no way he makes it through to the end without a major screw-up.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (woPEM)

That's what I was thinking and I think Dr Jill looks nervous. I'd be nervous if I were in her shoes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (LTQdX)

116 I couldn't watch, not after he started with 1] Ukraine, then 2] J6.

He's declaring war on half the country, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (6IDWi)

117 Auto factories are booming...prime example: just look at the battery factories being built. For cars nobody will buy, that car companies are canceling.

Biden lives in a fantasy land.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (8R5Gt)

118 I knew Biden was in bad shape, but I did not know it was this bad. Amphetamines don't hide that.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (oBPoz)

119 If only we could find a way to put those pipeline workers back to work.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (pFeME)

120 Most apt Freudian slip ever.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (iziT8)

121 His speech is so pressured by the drugs, there's no way he makes it through to the end without a major screw-up.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (woPEM)
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It does seem like he's rushing through the speech trying to get it over as quickly as possible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (BpYfr)

122 State of the Soviet Union, starring Walter as Konstantin Chernko

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (qS8WV)

123 So glad I bought a Nissan.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (YIxO9)

124 His lips are quivering. I think his dentures are trying to get out.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM

*stage whisper*

Help us!
Posted by: Joey's Dentures at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (Wnv9h)

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (V13WU)

125 how bad was it

Posted by: SamIam at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (oasF3)

126 Stand up Chuck

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (V/pbu)

127 Lead pipes may explain AOC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (bvn1c)

128 His eyes are barely open.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (NBVIP)

129 Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (1bNHn)

Yup, every MSN talking point is in the speech.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (xaFKb)

130 Unions did not build the middle class.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)

131 >>>He's declaring war on half the country, no?
Posted by: Lizzy


Sadly, he has been for years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (zgZzy)

132 "History is watching!" he yells.

Posted by: That guy not that other one at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (kUmre)

133 The yelling is reminiscent of his Dark Brandon speech.

Joe loves Dark Brandon. Refers to that name often.

I suspect he decided to yell to sound tough in order to counter the claims he is weak both physically and emotionally.

The only thing he is reminding voters of is that he's daft.

He reminds us of tv sketches in which comics mimic the shuffle of the elderly man and the irascibility of them.

It's also, so far, stuck in the past as well.

Posted by: marie at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (UJN77)

134 well, I'm convinced!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (oCjPU)

135 Pissin the night away 🎶

Posted by: Joe! at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (CBTHP)

136 He knows a lot about getting back up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (r5tfK)

137 He's going to start singing "Born in the USA"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (bvn1c)

138 Wonder if Morning Joe helped write this speech.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (oBPoz)

139 The middle class built the country?

Wut? I thought blacks built the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (XQKub)

140 That's a real quote, he actually said that.

--------------

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

-- F. Joe Mugabe, October 2020

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (S/101)

141 >>I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust.

But first, shits his pants with a loud, wet shart.

Yes, nurse, all of this.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (6IDWi)

142 Speaker Johnson, reading his mind, "Biden, man this guy is full of shit."

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (8R5Gt)

143 Chumbawumba gets royalties!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

144 93 His speech is so pressured by the drugs, there's no way he makes it through to the end without a major screw-up.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

If a politician makes a gaffe in a speech, but the media doesn't repeat it, does it make a sound?

Posted by: Political Philosopher at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (ycI94)

145 I’m so glad I’m not watching. Two and a Half Men rerun on TV and reading AoS comments much easier on my BP
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Here, a bad Audy Murphy western.

Predictions: Love interest, and, bad guys get shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

146 there's no way he makes it through to the end without a major screw-up.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (SCwm0)

147 Auto factories are booming...prime example: just look at the battery factories being built. For cars nobody will buy, that car companies are canceling.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (8R5Gt)
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For cars that are reaching the saturation of their market.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (OaZlZ)

148 He's finally got the crowd he can't raise at actual union meetings.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (zdLoL)

149 "Tonight I want to talk about the future of possibilities that we can build together."

Kamala wrote that!!!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (o3SCB)

150 With staged applause by the Politburo

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (qS8WV)

151 He's really blathering now.

Posted by: Alice at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (TTB3l)

152 Man, we are irreparably divided.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (V8he0)

153 I'm still waiting for him to do his creepy whispering.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (XQKub)

154 Did he say 'pockability'


LOL Delaware.

Corporations.

Omg

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (50t6/)

155 BREAKING: Multiple US government websites, including DHS, ICE and the Secret Service etc. are down.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (xPl2J)

156 Free drugs for everybody?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (r5tfK)

157 I've seen this speech repeatedly called "Old Man Yells At Crowd".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (P9pDS)

158 lulz Trump lost to this twerp

Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (tsB1Q)

159 65 who wrote this shit
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (oCjPU)
______

I think it would take someone with a doctorate in education.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (1bNHn)

160 >>He's declaring war on half the country, no?

Sadly, he has been for years.


You're right - should've included ". . yet again"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (6IDWi)

161 Trickle down economics didn't put much on the table...

No, but 10% for the Big Guy did.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (1eY81)

162 Johnson has done a good job so far.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (OaZlZ)

163 Every American Indonesia?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (LTQdX)

164 155 BREAKING: Multiple US government websites, including DHS, ICE and the Secret Service etc. are down.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (xPl2J)


Come on, John Galt speech.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (oBPoz)

165 Tomorrow's Headline: Walter is the Comeback Kid!!

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (qS8WV)

166 Democrat clowns all shouting "Four More years".Like that wasn't pre-planned. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (Ki//m)

167 a battery in every garage and insulin in every pot!

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (edU/H)

168 Price controls!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (NBVIP)

169 Wow, all the Democrat woman, loosely interpreted, are wearing virginal and virtuous white. Good to know whores are still liars.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (8R5Gt)

170 He's hollering

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (oCjPU)

171 Oh my, Bernie Sanders in a mask.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (QExSK)

172 >>>But first, shits his pants with a loud, wet shart.

Yes, nurse, all of this.
Posted by: Lizzy


Seconded!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (9ubby)

173 His lips are quivering. I think his dentures are trying to get out.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM

*stage whisper*

Help us!

Posted by: Joey's Dentures at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (Wnv9h)

------------

There appears to be a repeating pattern in the quivering lips.

It looks like ...

S ...

O ...

S ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (S/101)

174 I want what Speaker Johnson is on.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (b8J4P)

175 Bern!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (NBVIP)

176 He just took credit for reducing the cost of insulin that Trump effected. What a bitch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (IG4Id)

177 Trump made insulin $35/month. Biden canceled his program and then reinstated the same program.

He's such a shameless liar.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)

178 Oh, the Insulin thing that Trump signed that Biden cancelled and then restarted so he could say he dropped the price of insulin? That thing?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (DgGvY)

179 He has turned the speech into a version of the Paul Wellstone funeral red guard rally

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (bvn1c)

180 what a burn on mccarthy, johnson took his seat.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (1ZBIp)

181 LOL

Bernie Sanders with a mask

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (50t6/)

182 31 >>>He's declaring war on half the country, no?
Posted by: Lizzy


Sadly, he has been for years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (zgZzy)

It's longstanding tradition of the federal government to wage war against about half the country.

Posted by: Since 1861 at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (tczCu)

183 He's declaring war on half the country, no?
---
He's promised that as President he's going to re-establish an overruled Court decision

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (OaZlZ)

184 Wow. Cap insulin at $35, just like Trump did. Before you rescinded that EO and made it more expensive. Fuck off!

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (qgPFD)

185 169 Wow, all the Democrat woman, loosely interpreted, are wearing virginal and virtuous white. Good to know whores are still liars.
Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (8R5Gt)

That's a holdover from Roe v wade protest

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (Akjoo)

186 171 Oh my, Bernie Sanders in a mask.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (QExSK)


He was just holding it in his hands before the speech, with the chamber full. One can only conclude that he's protecting against Joe Biden specifically.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (oBPoz)

187 Oh my, Bernie Sanders in a mask.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (QExSK)
_______________

He's embarrassed to be there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (XQKub)

188 Price controls are great!

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (LTQdX)

189 I demonstrate the wonders of viagra in front of the secret service ….. and my grand daughters!

Posted by: Joe! at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (CBTHP)

190
Wow

President Cokehead.

Hunter really came through for the old man, didn't he?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (nFnyb)

191 In trouble with who?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (NBVIP)

192 I want what Speaker Johnson is on.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (b8J4P)
-------

I swear, I'm pretty sure he just rolled his eyes.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (QExSK)

193 Price controls!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (NBVIP)

----------------

"ISN'T IT TIME FOR SOME COMMON-SENSE ASSAULT POTATO CHIP PRICE CONTROL?!?!?!?!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (S/101)

194 174 I want what Speaker Johnson is on.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (b8J4P)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (o3SCB)

195 I guess he's not gonna face plant

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (Akjoo)

196 >>>It's longstanding tradition of the federal government to wage war against about half the country.
Posted by: Since 1861

Andrew Jackson where have you gone?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (9ubby)

197 Oh Joe, explain to me why the one drug I use for MS costs $350k, twice a year?

Fuck you.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (wMSZ1)

198 Folks!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (NBVIP)

199 When they shout "four more years" , they' mean to live- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (0Ao06)

200 "Obamacare, GREAT!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (XeU6L)

201 I think the crowd is on more drugs than he is.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (RLLZj)

202 Heh... Kamala with the death stare.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (Q4IgG)

203 VP Harris hasn't gone up and down this much since high school.

Posted by: dantesed at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (88xKn)

204 Whispering...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (50t6/)

205 Moscow?

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (o3SCB)

206 No one needs a bag with more than ten chips.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (c9zag)

207 Free everything for everyone!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (a+87t)

208 Whisper! Drink!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (9Afsw)

209 First whisper!!!

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (8R5Gt)

210 How many of those in the chambers this evening were 'serving' with him as a Senator, and despised him then, and held him in contempt then.

Quite a few, I imagine.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (Rbu5d)

211 Oh yeah, obamacare really helped me.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (wMSZ1)

212 I brought down the price of Blow Jobs over the past 3 years !@!!! Just ask Kamala !!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (s+cGt)

213 "Preezizing coninshuns."

Dwink!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (DgGvY)

214 "I'm going to get into trouble for saying this," ...?

This husk of a human soul is a drooling drone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (EEgXH)

215 Hey he's flying us all to Moscow for free drugs! YAY!

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (RLLZj)

216 Whisper!

DRINK.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (zdLoL)

217 There appears to be a repeating pattern in the quivering lips.

It looks like ...

S ...

O ...

S ...
Posted by: ShainS

T...O...R...T...U...R...E...

Posted by: Joe's Dentures at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (ycI94)

218 A line of fentanyl in every pot

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (V/pbu)

219 205 Moscow?

idaho

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (edU/H)

220 He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (r5tfK)

221 Willowed:
Sweden is now officially a NATO member as of today.

Posted by: Ciampino - So that's how a lava lamp works?? at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

222 She's a doctor!!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (NBVIP)

223 Whisper! I was getting worried.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (XQKub)

224 >>> I guess he's not gonna face plant
Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (Akjoo)

Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (q177U)

225 >>He has turned the speech into a version of the Paul Wellstone funeral red guard rally


Sh#t, you're right.

All that selfie crap on the long march to the podium was too much.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (6IDWi)

226 Free money!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (oCjPU)

227 >>>Oh Joe, explain to me why the one drug I use for MS costs $350k, twice a year?

Fuck you.
Posted by: mpfs


My middle son has Crohns Disease. Big Pharma said he can use all the other lesser drugs and maybe - maybe - they'll let him get the stuff that will get him better.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (9ubby)

228 Eminem: All my life I've been lied to
I found out my President does more dope than I do

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (oBPoz)

229 Women's health has always been underfunded!

Which is men outlive women by a lot!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (XQKub)

230 Women's health! Free abortion!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (a+87t)

231 He's just making all this disconnected shit up. None of it makes any sense.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (9Afsw)

232 The vote buying is full speed ahead!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)

233 a battery in every garage and insulin in every pot!

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (edU/H)

--------------

"A dildo in every child and puberty blockers in every school!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (S/101)

234 Since the Speaker is behind, and a bit above, Biden, it occurred to me it'd be great if Johnson took out his eponymous organ and peed on the back of Brandon's head.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (1bNHn)

235 Democrats really are a cult of very stupid people. It's like watching the low side of the bell curve have a party.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (LkLld)

236 Another cough.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (wMSZ1)

237 i wanna profide ananual taksh credit

"profide"

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (KRtlO)

238 I think the fact checker just stroked out.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (0Ao06)

239 Oh yeah, obamacare really helped me.
Posted by: mpfs
-----

I had two doctors take early retirement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

240 Not one word on the border

#1 issue

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (V/pbu)

241 Big Landlord!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (NBVIP)

242 Where does the money come from, Joe? We're $34T in the hole!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (CsUN+)

243 >>>All that selfie crap on the long march to the podium was too much.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (6IDWi)

======

True. But on the positive side, the more time he spent in line, the sooner the drugs wear off.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (JfxgE)

244 Come Joe........ Stroke out.....Come on baby ....Let's go !!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (s+cGt)

245 THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (oCjPU)

246 If you listen closely you can hear the same cash register I hear as I listen to a Democrat give a speech.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (OaZlZ)

247 Free mortgage money. Oh hell, inflation will take off if that gets passed into law.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (8R5Gt)

248 If you buy this speech, and vote for this guy, you deserve what comes next.

Problem is those of us who don't deserve it, get it anyway.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (oBPoz)

249 34 15 million new jobs?
Wut?

For HIS Newcomers lounging about on welfare is their job.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (cOq4q)

If there are 15M new jobs they are all part-time.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (Rbu5d)

250 Is Biden shouting because the sign language guy called in sick?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (0Ao06)

251 Another Jimmie?

Where is the money coming from?

Hint: you need title insurance.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (wMSZ1)

252 He's getting woolier by the minute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (XQKub)

253 Border? What border?

Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (5fDan)

254 And he's falling into the dementia pit now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (IG4Id)

255 If Biden would toss out all the f'ing illegals rents would come down.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (8R5Gt)

256 Roll that prosperity montage!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (c9zag)

257 A real Man of the people a true uniter !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (Akjoo)

258 The vote buying is full speed ahead!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)

----------------

"I'm gonna sign an Executive Order to forgive all personal & corporate debt worldwide -- including our own national debt!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (S/101)

259 A line of fentanyl in every pot
Posted by: Redenzo at March

I prefer my pot be unadulterated.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (KAi1n)

260 Heh. Echos of 'The rent's too damn high!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (XeU6L)

261 My middle son has Crohns Disease. Big Pharma said he can use all the other lesser drugs and maybe - maybe - they'll let him get the stuff that will get him better.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (9ubby)
---
I have Crohn's Disease. I am able to take a drug (thanks to my excellent health insurance) that keeps it under control, but even with insurance it costs a good $300-$400 a month or so.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (BpYfr)

262 I need to sell our rental.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (a+87t)

263 "two million hafordable homes, and bring those renz daaawn."

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (DgGvY)

264 Tuned in live to hear him slur and slurp through 2000 prescriptions in moscow... hahaha. That guy is a laugh riot. And the turds laugh and aplaud

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (OiAR7)

265 232 The vote buying is full speed ahead!
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)

This.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (o3SCB)

266 Is Biden shouting because the sign language guy called in sick?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (0Ao06)
_________________

The sign language guy has Parkinson's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (XQKub)

267 Did he do the whisper thing?

He did, didn't he.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (iziT8)

268 I would rather have a live snake stuck my ass then listen to this loser..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (s+cGt)

269 Joe you left out radios and record players

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (5fDan)

270 Good Lord, we've been hearing about Head Start for 60 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (CsUN+)

271 Great. Demonize the landlords.
Re investors for homes

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (V/pbu)

272 Actually the studies show no real difference from preschool to not preschool.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (bvn1c)

273 15 million new jobs?
Wut?
---
Zerohedge says American citizens lost 1.4 million jobs, and newcomers gained 3 million jobs.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (OaZlZ)

274 Does Google have a gibberish translation?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (0Ao06)

275 >>>"I'm gonna sign an Executive Order to forgive all personal & corporate debt worldwide -- including our own national debt!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident


And I'll let the citizens to pay the bill!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (9ubby)

276 Multiple US government websites, including DHS, ICE and the Secret Service etc. are down.

Well, that was weird. Only seems to have been down for a few minutes. (I was only able to verify dhs.gov.)

Normally, when a web site goes down while the “leader” is giving a speech, it’s because they’re bringing up new functionality.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (EXyHK)

277 270 Good Lord, we've been hearing about Head Start for 60 years.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (CsUN+)

And it's terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (Akjoo)

278 Why is men’s health not as important as women’s health?

Also why does women’s health always involve murdering babies and downing pills laced with 30,000 brain altering chemicals to keep them from having kids and literally nothing else?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (VTu1l)

279 >>>Hint: you need title insurance.
Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:55 PM (wMSZ1)

=======

*Dan Bongino has entered the chat.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (JfxgE)

280 A well-modulated voice he does not have.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (o3SCB)

281 He literally just said "shmaka Belvedere!"

And the Dems screamed "YaY! WHAT HE SAID!"

Huh?

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (K+UlC)

282 It's story time you guys. Next comes whisper time. Wait for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (0Ao06)

283 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (NBVIP)

284 $100 credit to any parents who buy a phonograph for their children.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (pFeME)

285 Here he goes off script . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (r5tfK)

286 242 Where does the money come from, Joe? We're $34T in the hole!
Posted by: Archimedes

C'mon, man! What's a few trillion in national debt compared to making a $15 room cleaning fee at your resort more transparent!?

Posted by: Resident Biden at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (ycI94)

287 We spend plenty on education, most of it wasted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (XQKub)

288 Did KammelToe rehearse popping out of her seat?

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (mFDnl)

289 "they were mad that they were angry that ..... they were..... dishcusshing."

This speech is dishcussthing.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

290 270 Good Lord, we've been hearing about Head Start for 60 years.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (CsUN+)


If I recall correctly, Head Start has been definitively shown to be a useless waste of money.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (oBPoz)

291 What a joke of a country
Great big turd world shithole

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (qS8WV)

292 Buy Gold!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (c9zag)

293 Mike Hammer,

I've had multiple doctors retire. I'm on my 7th neurologist.

I have to drive to Philly now. UPenn is over 2 hours away.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (wMSZ1)

294 "And they all looked at me and said, "I think you're right.""

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (o3SCB)

295 I would rather have a live snake stuck my ass then listen to this loser..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Car crash videos for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (MsrgL)

296 God help Us

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (Akjoo)

297 Does Google have a gibberish translation?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (0Ao06)

It is not authentic, nor frontier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (50t6/)

298 289 "they were mad that they were angry that ..... they were..... dishcusshing."

This speech is dishcussthing.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY)


Daffy Duck? Is that you? I knew you were real!

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (oBPoz)

299 Whisper

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (U8kCF)

300 We need more Gay Sex Courses in our schools !!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (s+cGt)

301 if I were Mike Johnson I would be making faces and mockingly writing notes after each of Biden's absurd lies

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (KRtlO)

302 Inflation is terrible.

We are increasing the National Debt $1 Trillion dollars every 100 days. This is actually what is fueling economic growth, and what the Stock Market is doing.
The rich get richer and the rest of us are watching the value of our dollars dwindle.

The Prime rate is up, making home buying and home ownership harder for a lot of people in the country.

And in reality, the total number of employed (which can be found in the National Labor Statistics) has really not moved in the last three years very much. The myth of "job creation" is wrapped around "new Jobs" without factoring in jobs that have "disappeared".
And we are suffering a virtual invasion on the Southern border with Mexico.


Yeah, that's winning, Joe.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (tjZg/)

303 Men, stop sticking your dick in women. It's harming their health, right Jill?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (0Ao06)

304 These people are complete idiots, they've never met a payroll, have no idea how the real world works and they are supposedly in charge, it's frightening.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (LTQdX)

305 What’s with Lume and even common deodorants like Old Spice emphasizing in their ads that it’ll make your crotch smell good?? Only people like Kamala care about crotch odor….. normal people practice good personal hygiene and don’t expect others to get that up close and personal

Still glad I’m missing Dark Brandon’s shouting…. Doesn’t sound like he’s gonna stroke out. Too bad because now the propaganda organs can talk about how stronk he is…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (xT8gx)

306 He literally just said "shmaka Belvedere!"

Shmaka Belvedere, when the walls fell.

Posted by: Captain Biden, Demented Leader at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (ycI94)

307 Why is men’s health not as important as women’s health?
_______________

Women vote Democrat.

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (XQKub)

308 294 "And they all looked at me and said, "I think you're right.""
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:57 PM (o3SCB)


Then they clapped.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (oBPoz)

309 Biden is now telling BS stories about his accomplishments...great. I told Corn Pop I am for teachers before I knocked him out.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (8R5Gt)

310 You are all braver than I.

I cannot stand this shit...I just decompensate into inarticulate cursing and screaming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (gSZYf)

311 Where does the money come from, Joe? We're $34T in the hole!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:54 PM (CsUN+)

----------------

It's closer to $300 trillion when unfunded liabilities (per GAAP accounting) are included.

It'll never be paid off outside of rampant Zimbabwe-like hyperinflation. They can have DogEater on the $100 trillion bill and F. Joe's on the $1 quadrillion bill.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (S/101)

312 Tutors for every child during summer! Full employment for the people who partied full time and got a degree

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (5fDan)

313 Turned off. Bs is too deep.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (bvn1c)

314 universally instead of unilaterally

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (KRtlO)

315 Stand up chuck, let em get a look at you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (LTQdX)

316 Head Start is a babysitting service.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (SYTee)

317 >>Also why does women’s health always involve murdering babies and downing pills laced with 30,000 brain altering chemicals to keep them from having kids and literally nothing else?


Because PP/NARAL and the feminists decided "women's health" was the perfect euphemism for abortion and the pill (and now trans drugs, too).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (6IDWi)

318 Democrats really are a cult of very stupid people. It's like watching the low side of the bell curve have a party.

They are a very strong argument for eugenics.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (CsUN+)

319 We spend plenty on education, most of it wasted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (XQKub)
----
They're learning about queers, though.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (OaZlZ)

320 Switched off. Gonna go blast some GnFR and make a pie.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (YIxO9)

321 Only people like Kamala care about crotch odor…..
_________________

Willie Brown has entered the chat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (XQKub)

322 I will fix every problem.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (VuZH8)

323 He's yelling at the teacher in the gallery.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (r5tfK)

324 Orange hair!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (CsUN+)

325 Sxhmart a geefish sla Bo gasd

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (0Ao06)

326 So screaming again...Husband still has it on...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (Akjoo)

327 Nobody is able to buy a home.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld)

328 Student loan forgiveness is UNCONSTITUTIONAL dickwad.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (wMSZ1)

329 The cunts in white should have bloody stains on their crotchal zones. You know, to make it more realistic...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (XMwZJ)

330 Vote buying just went past Mach 1

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (5fDan)

331 You are all braver than I.

I cannot stand this shit...I just decompensate into inarticulate cursing and screaming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (gSZYf)

---------------

Wifey would have to hide the firearms lest I go full Elvis on the monitors ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (S/101)

332 Paying more to public trans trainers.

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (mFDnl)

333 It's story time you guys. Next comes whisper time. Wait for it.
Posted by: Marcus T

Yeah, he just finished "whisper time".

The trained seals of the Democrat Party must be on meth just like Joe.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (tjZg/)

334 Cut the deficit?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (NBVIP)

335 We spend plenty on education, most of it wasted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (XQKub)
----
They're learning about queers, though.
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (OaZlZ)
_________________

"We're leading the world in fisting!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (XQKub)

336 he's really slurring a lot of words

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (oCjPU)

337 LOL

He want public school teachers a raise.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (50t6/)

338 295 I would rather have a live snake stuck my ass then listen to this loser..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall

It so happens I've got a trouser snake right here...and he's a REAL live one!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (ycI94)

339 He cut the feral duficit. You guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (0Ao06)

340 People are able to buy a home? What f'ing planet are Democrats living on....what, he cut the deficit. WTF, I am hallucinating.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (8R5Gt)

341 Fair share. Drink!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (NBVIP)

342 Watching Crowder's live commentary.

Helps make it more palatable.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (OaZlZ)

343 "I'm a Catholic, so just pay your taxes' ??

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (oCjPU)

344 No kids are buying homes.

Your interest rates have priced out kids

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (V/pbu)

345 I had something important to do tonight (taking an art class), so I missed the Grampy Stinkfinger Show. One question: did he live down to our expectations and make himself a laughingstock that even the MFM will have a hard time covering, or did his can of Chocolate Flavored Ensure - Walter White Edition keep him coherent enough that they can still call it a win? I don't have the stomach to try to watch any of it, I'm eating my dinner.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (2AUjo)

346 Here we go... Tax the rich

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (Akjoo)

347 83 Why is he shouting at us?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (NBVIP)

That's what some dementia patients do.

We moved my FIL into "memory care" last week. Fortunately, my dear FIL is not shouty like the thing on that podium. He also doesn't get the drug cocktail Joe gets, which maybe, just might have an affect on his emotions.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (Rbu5d)

348 "Look!"

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (o3SCB)

349 Pitchers and catchers reported yet?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (YIxO9)

350 And now for some comedy relief . . .

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:
“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.
We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against us”

-
Damn Jews won't play by the rules!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (FVME7)

351 Fair Share!!! I called it earlier today!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (CsUN+)

352 Make the rich pay their fair share!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (1eY81)

353 It may have been worth it to get Johnson as Speaker just to see his facial expressions during this speech.

Posted by: Lex at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (QlUHh)

354 >>>He want public school teachers a raise.


they totally earned it, they should get a raise to go with their two year stay-at-home vacation.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (KRtlO)

355 Fair share??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (XQKub)

356 Ahahaha I CUT THE DEFICIT

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (V/pbu)

357 He is a capa list.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (50t6/)

358 "A fair tax code is how we investing to make this country great!"

I can't argue with that.

Literally.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (DgGvY)

359 Oh it's audience participation time, you guys!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (0Ao06)

360 Joe, a tax cut doesn't help the people who don't pay any tax.

Duh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (XQKub)

361 I thought the Inflation Reduction Act made the evil ones finally
pay their fair share. That is what every Leftist said it would do

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (5fDan)

362 He want public school teachers a raise.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:59 PM (50t6/)



Pubic School Teachers are the real heroes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (c9zag)

363 Can the kids in Palestine, OH drink clean water?

Posted by: mcn at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (UURz2)

364 The rich caused the deficit and debt to explode? WTF.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (8R5Gt)

365 303 Men, stop sticking your dick in women. It's harming their health, right Jill?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (0Ao06)


I approve of this message.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (PZvjL)

366 Shouting.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (NBVIP)

367 I saw the Crotchal Zones open for Hole at the Tractor Tavern in '96.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (S/101)

368 I find it amazing. For every other day in a year, Joe Biden is a dementia patient that cannot get to the bathroom in time.

But one day a year, he shows up and gives a speech.

"their fair share." Commie.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (VuZH8)

369 When Trump was president I could afford meat at the supermarket.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (wMSZ1)

370 The English language has no words for how much I loathe these people.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (CsUN+)

371 I’m fightin’ like hell! Yay!

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (mFDnl)

372 Define fair. Is a top rate of 40 percent fair?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (LTQdX)

373 Folks!
incomprehensible gibberish
raises for teachers
clap clap clap

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (qS8WV)

374 This is like Jerry Springer

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (V/pbu)

375 Sounds like a high school gym rally before the big game.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (KiBMU)

376 I actually agree that we should have a fair tax code. Flat 8% across the board.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (qgPFD)

377 I'm just watching the closed captioning, but he seems to be losing it a bit. First it was a $2 trillion tax cut for wealthy Americans, then it was a $2 billion tax cut for the wealthy under Trump. Which is it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (BpYfr)

378 Hungry Kids ? Why do we have so many obese Kids ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (Akjoo)

379 I agree. Watching Johnson not laugh out loud is painful. He’s doing good tho not smacking Biden in the back of the head.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (sOA7y)

380 I just decompensate into inarticulate cursing and screaming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2024 09:58 PM (gSZYf)


I haven't actually watched it, but the general mood on Twitter seems to be that Biden is in fact "inarticulate cursing and screaming", with occasional creepy whispers.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (P9pDS)

381 Men, stop sticking your dick in women. It's harming their health, right Jill?

***********

I somehow came across an organization of women who were against vaginal boinky boinky

They declared ALL vaginal boinky boinky to be rape, even when it’s consensual, and hence it can only be consensual if you do anal instead

There are some weird people out there

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (VTu1l)

382 Corporations paying their fair share means higher prices.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (OaZlZ)

383 >>>He want public school teachers a raise.

they totally earned it, they should get a raise to go with their two year stay-at-home vacation.
Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (KRtlO)

_____________________

Randi Weingarten and her "partner" are having orgasms right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (XQKub)

384 Good facial expression Mike.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (NBVIP)

385 Rich people are carrying the rest of us, taxwise.

California is in the process of slowly learning that lesson.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (oBPoz)

386 Not often you get lectured about everyone paying their taxes by the head of a family of tax cheats.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)

387 94 I’m so glad I’m not watching. Two and a Half Men rerun on TV and reading AoS comments much easier on my BP
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (xT8gx)

I was watching a video on YT about a Korean bakery that makes pasteries with 144 layers. THey looked scrumptious.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (Rbu5d)

388 Kids should be in school, not buying homes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (c9zag)

389 Because the tax code is fucked

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (wMSZ1)

390 "corporate tax to 21%"

Because that won't get passed on to consumers. Corporations can print their own dollars, you know.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

391 Is this a campaign speech for Trump?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (2fIO4)

392 Hey dumbass
CORPORATIONS DONT PAY TAXES THEIR CUSTOMERS DO

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (V/pbu)

393 He wrote a law, and signed it?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (50t6/)

394 Corporations do not need a tax break ???? They create the jobs !!!!!

My F**King Taxes went up $2,000 this year. And I am not a Corporation FuckStick !!!!!

Corporate minimum tax to 21% and guess what.... Prices go up 20% Zipperhead.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (s+cGt)

395 This is like Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer is a meeting of MENSA compared to this.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (CsUN+)

396 A million bollars.

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (mFDnl)

397 Watch all the billionaires leave, you dumbass.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (LTQdX)

398 How about no teacher, sanitation worker, etc. pays a higher percent then the billionaires?

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (qgPFD)

399 Communism for everyone !!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (a+87t)

400 ha! ha! the rich and corps that don't pay taxes now pay 15%. Meanwhile the 50% of the country that don't pay any federal taxes are lighting torches to go burn down their places of employment.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (8R5Gt)

401 Head Start is a babysitting service.
Posted by: davidt

A very nice person I knew was a big wheel in Head Start, locally. But yeah, despite all the so-called promise of "Head Start", it is just a baby - sitting service. The adult foreign grad students at OSU use it as day-care for their kids. After years of study, there is no advantage found from kids that went to Head Start.
Frankly, of all the money mis-spent by the Fed Gov, this really doesn't bother me that much.
And on, and on.....

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (tjZg/)

402 Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:
“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.

--------------

* Insert link here to viral FAFO video ... *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (S/101)

403 One thousand billionaires in America? And how many are Democrats? 900?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (XQKub)

404 391 Is this a campaign speech for Trump?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (2fIO4)

I think so

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (Akjoo)

405 382 Corporations paying their fair share means higher prices.
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (OaZlZ)


It's just smoke. "their fair share" is Democrat-speak for "even more looting than we have now." There is no definition of fair share, it's just a talking point for more confiscation.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (oBPoz)

406 The funny thing is, those billionaires all vote Democrat.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (r5tfK)

407 500 billion dollars... Imagine what that could do for Ukraine!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (1eY81)

408 well, gents, this is so boring and tedious and also maddening that I think I'm done. I will keep it on mute and see if he Seizes. And if he seizes, I will be pouncing.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (KRtlO)

409 Raises taxes on Corporations F**ks us Cumstain !!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (s+cGt)

410 Sounds like a high school gym rally before the big game.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 07, 2024 10:01 PM (KiBMU)


With Principle Pooper at More Science High.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (D7oie)

411 Stand up Chuck!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (NBVIP)

412 50 billion a year for 10 years. We spend that by... 9 AM on January 1st?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

413 gents AND ladies, I mean.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (KRtlO)

414 25 percent?

WTF?

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (wMSZ1)

415 >>>No kids are buying homes.

Your interest rates have priced out kids
Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:00 PM (V/pbu)

=====

I’m having our 21 year old juco grad daughter move back home. $1200/mo rent and $350 used car payment. She'll never be able to save any money otherwise. At least she doesn't have a student loan.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (JfxgE)

416 Im just trying to see if Kyrsten Sinema still wears what she pleases to piss off the White Suit Hag Squad.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (qRe8u)

417 The English language has no words for how much I loathe these people.

“You are a subliterate transitional primate form which seems to have learned scraps of the English language from Jane Goodall during her declining years.”—Ace

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (EXyHK)

418 "Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:
“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.
We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against us” "


Holy shit. Is that real?

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (iziT8)

419 Interesting how they twist the terms to make murder rights reproductive rights.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (KiBMU)

420 Summary so far. Ukraine is most important. Next is abortion. Trump is bad. Something about a feral duficit. Pay your fair share of taxes. Corporations are ripping you off. And more free shit

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (0Ao06)

421 >500 billion dollars...


doesn't do what it used to

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (oCjPU)

422 Adderall's a hell of a drug

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (Akjoo)

423 Not watching, but curious how the closed captioning people and the ASL person are keeping up with the mumbles and gibberish.

Posted by: scampydog at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (41CYW)

424 Corporate tax rate is an issue of competition with other countries. Ask the EU why so many companies moved headquarters to Ireland.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (oBPoz)

425 We are well and truly fooked.

Yikes. What a maroon.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (VuZH8)

426 385 Rich people are carrying the rest of us, taxwise.

California is in the process of slowly learning that lesson.
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (oBPoz)


———-

But they also benefit outrageously by the system being rigged in their favor. That benefit far, far exceeds their tax liabilities.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (2fIO4)

427 For someone who is supposedly "fiscally responsible" he's pretty free with all the giveaways to key constituents...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (BpYfr)

428 Joe Biden's tax policy is Alec Baldwin with a fully loaded, racked 1911. Pay up, you fucking cunts!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (EEgXH)

429 After years of study, there is no advantage found from kids that went to Head Start.
_________________

Every program designed to shrink the "achievement gap" actually has the effect of widening it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (XQKub)

430 soshecurity

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (oCjPU)

431 $500 B over 10 years saved! Huzzah! $50 B saved per year is less than Joe wants to give Z-Man eight now.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (5fDan)

432 The rich caused the deficit and debt to explode? WTF.
Posted by: lost in space


Well, Zelenskyy is rich now. He keeps tapping Uncle Sugar for more billions.

The biggest part of the Federal budget now is actually debt service. Eventually, it will consume the whole budget. And somebody has to buy all the Federal bonds, don't they?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (tjZg/)

433 Shrinkflation!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (oCjPU)

434 I agree. Watching Johnson not laugh out loud is painful. He’s doing good tho not smacking Biden in the back of the head.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (sOA7y)

No speech to rip up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (r5tfK)

435 408 well, gents, this is so boring and tedious and also maddening that I think I'm done. I will keep it on mute and see if he Seizes. And if he seizes, I will be pouncing.
Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (KRtlO)

; (

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (o3SCB)

436 379 I agree. Watching Johnson not laugh out loud is painful. He’s doing good tho not smacking Biden in the back of the head.
Posted by: Jaimo

With the discussion of Looney Tunes above, maybe Johnson could have the Bugs Bunny style signs? Screw and Ball, Cock and Sucker, Jack and Ass? You know, the classics.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (ycI94)

437 I’m having our 21 year old juco grad daughter move back home. $1200/mo rent


Harsh but fair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (c9zag)

438 Fucking fuck all this fucking shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (MvA9C)

439 Price gouging snack companies is a good band name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (LTQdX)

440 THE COOKIE GAP

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (oCjPU)

441 It's just smoke. "their fair share" is Democrat-speak for "even more looting than we have now." There is no definition of fair share, it's just a talking point for more confiscation.
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (oBPoz)
---
Agree. It's a shell game. The lofo voter is not going to know that *they* are actually paying the tax that Joe is "sticking to the Big Corporations".

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (OaZlZ)

442 Wow. This is like a women's suffrage rally, part II.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (V8he0)

443 The snack companies are EVIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (s+cGt)

444 Complaining about potato chips again. For crying out loud, this has been going on for years and years.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (ttAjA)

445 Snack prices are destroying our economy!

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (oBPoz)

446 139...Wut? I thought blacks built the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (XQKub)

Black Wimyns did, you hater!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (Rbu5d)

447 earlier i was thinking "I should commentate on this on YouTube"

now I'm remembering why I don't.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (KRtlO)

448 I'm not joking! Drink!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (NBVIP)

449 Wut?

Wut?

Even Viva Frei is speechless at the incoherence.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (50t6/)

450 Cookie Monster say, "Fuck Joe Biden!!!!!" Cookie!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (EEgXH)

451 Folks, he really means it!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (LkLld)

452 Not watching, but curious how the closed captioning people and the ASL person are keeping up with the mumbles and gibberish.
Posted by: scampydog at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (41CYW)
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They use a sans-serif all-caps font to render the gibberish into something semi-intelligible but still incoherent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (BpYfr)

453 I'm just waiting for him to outrun the adderal and face plant.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (0Ao06)

454 Government will tell CEO's how many Pringles are in a can! Huzzah!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (5fDan)

455 434 - yea no Manila envelopes. Just a leather folder.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (sOA7y)

456 WE HAVE TO STAND UP TO BIG COOKIE

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (oCjPU)

457 Stand up against Big Snack!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (NBVIP)

458 Snickers! Junk fees!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (1eY81)

459 "10% fewer snickers in it"

This speech has 100% fewer snickers in it.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

460 Not often you get lectured about everyone paying their taxes by the head of a family of tax cheats.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)

----------------

Next he'll be lecturing us on treasonous traitors.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (S/101)

461 Price gouging snack companies is a good band name.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Full of crushed bugs....for protein.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (tjZg/)

462 721 Stroke
Stroke
Stroke
Stroke
Posted by: nurse ratched



https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?si=6KDywUl7gVUumTvC

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (W3T6M)

463 Well Dawn didn’t get paid squat while on the picket line.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

464 “No joke” (?). Potato chip Presnit!

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (mFDnl)

465 The "tax those corporations" thing plays well with the EBT card crowd, almost as well as "free shit"

Posted by: brak at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (AR07F)

466 Credit card late fees?

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (50t6/)

467 >>Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:
“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.
We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against us”


Hamas brutally tortures, rapes, murders 1200+ civilians, including babies, and also kidnaps a few hundred more and STILL WHINES about being the REAL VICTIMS in all of this.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (6IDWi)

468 Walter:
Folks! Snickers bars
mojo[s mv odd
clap clap clap

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (qS8WV)

469 ha ha ok Joe imagine!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (qRe8u)

470 Shrinkflation!!! Yes!!! Biden to America: SQUIRRRRREL!

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (8R5Gt)

471 Not liking this

Posted by: Warren Buffet and Goerge Soros at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (v+0wn)

472 He's creepy when his eyes get big.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (NBVIP)

473 This is not a SOTU Address..... This a F**king Waste of Electricity...........


Free Blow jobs for everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (s+cGt)

474 When a corruptocrat like Biden says he wants to increase taxes on the rich and on businesses, what he’s really saying is “up the donations”.

I’m betting that’s one of the things that will be last to go, imprinted on every remaining neuron in what passes for brain matter.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (EXyHK)

475 "I've met my match. I cannot make this entertaining." -- Viva Frei

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

476 Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:

“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.
We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And yet, you did it anyways.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (b8J4P)

477 428 Joe Biden's tax policy is Alec Baldwin with a fully loaded, racked 1911. Pay up, you fucking cunts!
Posted by: Dr. Bone

C'mon, man! He only loaded one bullet! It's Russian roulette...only have a one in seven chance of getting the bullet!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (ycI94)

478 Now he's hitting what credit card companies charge when accounts go delinquent and to collection. The man knows who his base is.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (oBPoz)

479 okay I put on the Trashcast (ethan van sciver)

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (KRtlO)

480 The erstwhile Senator from Delaware is cutting credit card fees? Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (XQKub)

481 449 Wut?

Wut?

Even Viva Frei is speechless at the incoherence.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (50t6/)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (o3SCB)

482 O fuk

Posted by: G Soros at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (v+0wn)

483 Not often you get lectured about everyone paying their taxes by the head of a family of tax cheats.
Posted by: JackStraw

Bitterly ironic, isn't it?

All the sweet, undeclared cash from foreign bribes.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (tjZg/)

484 I'm concerned that our President might be a nitwit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (q7hip)

485 I saw Outrun The Adderall before they sold out.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (iziT8)

486 The Regime has senile dementia.

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (qS8WV)

487 LIAR !!!!1

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (qRe8u)

488 "Little Girls smell great!"

- stuff Joe Biden said

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (sJHOI)

489 Stupid fucker starting to lose it 10:07 pm.

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (mFDnl)

490 480 The erstwhile Senator from Delaware is cutting credit card fees? Whoa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (XQKub)

Because people are now living on their credit cards

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (Akjoo)

491 The toughest set of border controls?

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (XQKub)

492 He's at the border. Thanks so much, Lankford and McConnell. You barely ambulatory heaps of feces.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (CsUN+)

493 Government will tell CEO's how many Pringles are in a can! Huzzah!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (5fDan)

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The FDA will mandate that they be individually wrapped.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (S/101)

494 Credit card late fees?
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (50t6/)
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$8 bucks Jack! Wait...whut...annual fees going up?

Posted by: scampydog at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (41CYW)

495 Here we go...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (V8he0)

496 Biden lost 10k watchers on cspan. 110k to 101k.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

497 Trump Trump Trump

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (qRe8u)

498 I think the meds are starting to wear off...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

499 He's looking just a bit worn at this point.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (oBPoz)

500 Yes! the Senate Ukraine and Hamas funding bill with a tacked on part the codified Biden's open border into law. This guy is amazing, where amazing means vile.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (8R5Gt)

501 475 "I've met my match. I cannot make this entertaining." -- Viva Frei
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

ha

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (o3SCB)

502 If you hop on AF1 and fly to a country which does not have 100,000 pages of laws, regulations and compliance mandating the manner of healthcare delivery, costs are cheaper. Big news.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (N3GIM)

503 I'm with Ace. I can't take any more of this.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (CsUN+)

504 Hey fat

Push ups at the union hall

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (V/pbu)

505 "And those little Keebler elves! They're putting fewer chocolate chips in their cookies!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (6IDWi)

506 How can the government put a cap on credit card fees?

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (OaZlZ)

507 Freeze

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (NBVIP)

508 You folks are better than me...I gave up watching.

This was the most incomprehensible, goof ball, shouting, slurring gibberish that I have ever had to endure. It was so painful to listen to, it literally hurt.

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (K+UlC)

509 Now he's making the exact face he makes when he makes his worst gaffes. Sh!t just got real.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (oBPoz)

510 Biden lost 10k watchers on cspan. 110k to 101k.
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I'm willing to bet it's been ratioed into oblivion. There are 4.3K "likes" but the "dislikes" doesn't show a number, so I bet it's astronomically high...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (BpYfr)

511 He's been prepping for this for weeks.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (SYTee)

512 There were about 20k watching Viva Frei on tube and Rimble

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (50t6/)

513 Beau!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (NBVIP)

514 Predecessor ? Say his name ! trump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (Akjoo)

515 Folks!
I jush shit my pants
clap clap clap

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (qS8WV)

516 506 How can the government put a cap on credit card fees?
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (OaZlZ)

It's all smoke and mirrors. They don't actually do anything they say they can do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (q7hip)

517 Stupid fucker starting to lose it 10:07 pm.

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:08 PM (mFDnl)

-----------------

On November 20, 1942.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (S/101)

518 Taking potshots at Republicans about the border problem.
That's rich.

Posted by: That guy not that other one at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (kUmre)

519 Brandon complains about shrinkflation

George Costanza complains about shrinkage

Costanza has more credibility

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

520 Hamas brutally tortures, rapes, murders 1200+ civilians, including babies, and also kidnaps a few hundred more and STILL WHINES about being the REAL VICTIMS in all of this.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 10:06 PM (6IDWi)


Who knew that the Jews were touchy about pogroms?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)

521 Notice he doesn't givee a fuck about TONE. Dogging them pansy ass Republicans. If any o=f them had balls they'd start heckling this motherfuck right now. But no, we must maintain decorum and tone while getting dogged like jerkoffs.

Posted by: JROD at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (IlL6s)

522 HOW ABOUT JUST CLOSING THE BORDER, YOU IDIOT?

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (ttAjA)

523 BEAU !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (Akjoo)

524 what the fuck is he saying

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (oCjPU)

525 Beau! Drink!

Not by name, so you don't have to chug it.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

526 Lincoln Riley!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (50t6/)

527 Beau!!!! He's lost children.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (CsUN+)

528 They're putting fewer chocolate chips in their cookies!!

Those were never chocolate, fat.

Those tiny creatures living in trees—they’re not elves.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (EXyHK)

529 I’m having our 21 year old juco grad daughter move back home. $1200/mo rent


Harsh but fair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:05 PM (c9zag)

I think what they are saying is they helping the daughter save money by having her move back home.

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (V13WU)

530 Just mentioned his own dead children. I bet Beau was killed by an illegal alien while he was defusing bombs in Iraq...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (BpYfr)

531 Beau!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (NBVIP)

---------------

DRINK!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (S/101)

532 Hogan is dressed as a German soldier in Hogan’s Heros

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (V/pbu)

533 Defending the invasion of America.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (V8he0)

534 Where is he getting these prices from? How did he calculate what they should cost?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

535 Fucker’s brain dissolving on border claims, appropriately!

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (mFDnl)

536 Come on! Melt down already!

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (q177U)

537 ....... it took a woman with balls to heckle him

Posted by: JROD at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (IlL6s)

538 Well, I know this girl was killed by an illegal, but a lot of people are killed by legals.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (o3SCB)

539 Woke corpos probably deserve to get bitten by the monster they created, but it occurs to me that they'll just weasel out of it as per usual and gov-gov will most regretfully have no choice but to raise taxes and fees on everyone else to cover the shortfall.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (PZvjL)

540 "Instead of paying politics....."

Yeah, that's the problem with our system.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

541 Keep it up, Joe.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (r5tfK)

542 Immigrants ? You mean illegals

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (Akjoo)

543 The biggest part of the Federal budget now is actually debt service. Eventually, it will consume the whole budget. And somebody has to buy all the Federal bonds, don't they?

Bukele's speech at CPAC described the US government this way:
1) Taxes pay only for debt service
2) The government is really funded by Treasury bonds
3) Those bonds are bought mostly by the Federal Reserve using newly printed money
4) The Federal Reserve backs that newly printed money with the Treasury bonds

It's a self-licking ice cream cone and it means the dollar actually has zero value. As soon as enough people believe that it's all over.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (P9pDS)

544 What *bill* doesn't have *politics* associated with it?

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (OaZlZ)

545 my presesser

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (oCjPU)

546 Beau!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Dead and loving it.

Did Joe just trot out his dead son's body again?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (tjZg/)

547 Whenever a vendor is shrinking a bag of chips, I'll be there...

Posted by: Beau Biden at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (c9zag)

548 31/2 years late

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (qRe8u)

549 The drugs are wearing off. He's speed talking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)

550 Ireland!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (NBVIP)

551 How low can this fucker go, trading on a dead woman killed by an illegal he let into the country. I am appalled.

This SOB has insulted the Supreme Court, Republicans, Trump, and every conservative American. He has made clear we have no place in his America.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (8R5Gt)

552 Credit cards will Jack up fees and interest rates to make up for it. So people who are not late will subsidize those who are.

Biden always looking out for the criminals and cheats.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (bWsRe)

553 HECKLE THAT SONOFABITCH!!!

Posted by: JROD at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (IlL6s)

554 Imagine!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (qRe8u)

555 I come from here, you geriatric motherfucker

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (oCjPU)

556 It's a self-licking ice cream cone and it means the dollar actually has zero value. As soon as enough people believe that it's all over.


well, not exactly zero value

really, negative value

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (AcWfM)

557 530 Just mentioned his own dead children. I bet Beau was killed by an illegal alien while he was defusing bombs in Iraq...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

To paraphlase my old friend Marack Obramba, if I had a son, he'd look like Beau.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (ycI94)

558 He's losing the plot entirely. The Dems don't know whether to cheer or not

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (RLLZj)

559 Is he saying the illegals are Americans too?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (r5tfK)

560 How can the government put a cap on credit card fees?
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:09 PM (OaZlZ)


It would be a shame if Visa and Mastercard and Discover suddenly had to fill out IRS tracking forms on every transaction due to some order Biden thought up because

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (D7oie)

561 We all come from somewhere.

Yeah, you came from under a rock.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (CsUN+)

562 unlikemypredecessor

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (o3SCB)

563 The water was cold.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (VuZH8)

564 Selma!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (NBVIP)

565 I hope the republicans keep heckling him, he will lose it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (LTQdX)

566 I can't think of one redeeming quality of the Regime. It is rotten to the core. Walter is the perfect frontman for FedGov

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (qS8WV)

567 Brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (pFeME)

568 Fix it ? You caused it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (Akjoo)

569 My funion bag is half full

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (N2oAm)

570 Hogan is dressed as a German soldier in Hogan’s Heros

Hogan wore German uniforms more often than American. He was probably very sad when the war ended.

Actually, having seen AutoFocus that’s probably true.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (EXyHK)

571 538 Well, I know this girl was killed by an illegal, but a lot of people are killed by legals.
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (o3SCB)

--Biden

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (o3SCB)

572 Lincoln Riley!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (50t6/)

---------------

"Look, fat. I was around for and met Abe after one of the Lincoln-Riley debates! And you're no Riley Reid ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (S/101)

573 I've had multiple doctors retire. I'm on my 7th neurologist.

I have to drive to Philly now. UPenn is over 2 hours away.
Posted by: mpfs
-----

My latest Internist is referred to by his patients as 'Doogie Houser'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (XeU6L)

574 Oh, f***. Selma.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (CsUN+)

575 I'd at least hurl a shoe at this old pricks head

Posted by: JROD at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (IlL6s)

576 Klu Klux Klan ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (Akjoo)

577 Jill didn’t wear couch upholstery. That is an improvement.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

578 519 Brandon complains about shrinkflation

George Costanza complains about shrinkage

Costanza has more credibility
Posted by: LinusVanPelt



Well, Costanza did say that he was in the pool.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (W3T6M)

579 Okay, it was like watching a train wreck but I just can't witness this utter collapse any longer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (V8he0)

580 50 years ago today? 1973?

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (VuZH8)

581 He's holding up, barely, but he is starting to become more and more incoherent in the closed captioning.

Also, he's just rambling from one point to the next. There is no rhyme or reason or structure to anything he's rattling off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)

582 preznesser.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (OaZlZ)

583 Slavery!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (a+87t)

584 this is good

he's terrible but not dead

so you can't argue he's "not up for" staying in the race

but at the same time, he's showing what he is, a stupid mofo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (AcWfM)

585 Betty Mae likes her chewing gum.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (NBVIP)

586 545 my presesser
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:11 PM (oCjPU)

Nice!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (o3SCB)

587 Racism I knew it was coming...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (Akjoo)

588 There is nothing Joe can drink to ease the discomfort he's now feeling tickling the back of his dry throat.

This guy is drug-addled and he's fading fast.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (EEgXH)

589 I just had a nice long shower, and am feeling sleepy.

Fuck Joe Biden and all those who make the strings move.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (MvA9C)

590 At least he didn't claim he was there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (r5tfK)

591 The best friend of Robert KKK Byrd is gonna lecture of about the voting rights act.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (LkLld)

592 Is he pouncing?

Posted by: look whats not at March 07, 2024 10:14 PM (nakGR)

593 They're gonna put y'all back in chains!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (CsUN+)

594 Exactly who doesn't have the freedom to vote?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (9Afsw)

595 Diversity!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (NBVIP)

596 >>>I think what they are saying is they helping the daughter save money by having her move back home.
Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (V13WU)

=====

Thanks, runner. Yes. I should have said she is currently paying $1200/mo for her apartment, with a $350 car payment. And we were already paying the insurance on the car for her. She will never get ahead that way.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (JfxgE)

597 I almost feel sorry for the political pundits on TV that will have to pick this speech apart tomorrow. But they are all pricks so they deserve it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (BpYfr)

598 Welp, this was an informative State of the Union speech. It is clear the nation as been taken over by a communist insurgency that intends to take down the nation and replace it with a soviet paradise. And if you are white, good luck, you are going to need it.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (8R5Gt)

599 I come from here, you geriatric motherfucker

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM (oCjPU)

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That chamber is a f*cking geriatric zombieville.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (S/101)

600 Unlimited dark money...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (50t6/)

601 Biden always looking out for the criminals and cheats.
Posted by: Montec


Well, those are his people.

Just like Beau and Hunter!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (tjZg/)

602 WTF ? Freedom to vote act ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (Akjoo)

603 The water was cold.
Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 10:12 PM


Deep, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (Wnv9h)

604 shout out to the trannys

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (oCjPU)

605 He has made clear we have no place in his America.

Thats OK by me! His America is a cesspool

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (qS8WV)

606 Good grief, who is that woman with a T-shirt, pink blazer, and hair that is orange on one side and dark brown on the other? Next to the gum -chomper.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (ttAjA)

607 How many fucking bills does he want passed?

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (q177U)

608 Transgender Americans!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (NBVIP)

609 Now TRANNIES!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (a+87t)

610 Voter Suppression!

Banning Books!

Oh no!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (5fDan)

611 Climate crisis!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (NBVIP)

612 Stop yelling at me

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (W9ZQN)

613 Ok. We will cap our late fee at $8. But now your penalty interest is 35% instead of 30%

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (N3GIM)

614 Who thought this was a good idea ? Do his speech writers want Trump ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (Akjoo)

615
Just got home, been listening to this on my phone. I was fuming within one minute of his starting.

I'm also terrified. Listen to the applause.

And the man is, in his way, doing a magnificent job. The lies, the shouting, the hectoring, he's doing at riling up the progressive base.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (wjjYr)

616 is his voice getting faster??

Posted by: morigu at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (K1GF/)

617 $50 an hour!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (a+87t)

618 What's so bad about carbon?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (NBVIP)

619 Half by 2030? Okay, imbecile.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (LTQdX)

620 Funflation at 1% and Homestar Runner on every homepage!

Posted by: look whats not at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (nakGR)

621 Yobs, man!

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (5fDan)

622 .WTF ? Freedom to vote act ?

Posted by: It's me donna


apparently some people aren't allowed to vote.... ?

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (oCjPU)

623 Environmental justice!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (NBVIP)

624 Diversity!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Equity! Inclusion!

To the barricades!

Snort

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (tjZg/)

625 Most suspenseful part for me? Will the Bulwark falsely praise this speech, hoping to help Biden (somehow), or identify it as awful and lament how it helps Trump?

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (ycI94)

626 apparently some people aren't allowed to vote.... ?
Posted by: Don Black
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...multiple times

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (1eY81)

627 Climate Corpse!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (CsUN+)

628 I think the best thing to do is mute the tv and just watch Mike Johnson's reactions.

Ooh, who is that yelling?

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (ttAjA)

629 This is obviously for his Base...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (Akjoo)

630 preznesser.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 10:13 PM (OaZlZ)

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If he says schnizz, Imma gonna lose it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (S/101)

631 Climate change and charging stations, and rising seas and pollution.

Climate Core!

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (50t6/)

632 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
Biden talked about the SNICKERS Bars, before he talked about the Border!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (qRe8u)

633 Heckler

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (NBVIP)

634 >>>He has made clear we have no place in his America.

Thats OK by me! His America is a cesspool
Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (qS8WV)

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Transformational anyone?

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (JfxgE)

635 I did not know that the SOTU speech was supposed to be a campaign speech. I have never seen a President be so incredibly nasty and divisive. That from watching 3 5 second clips. It is sickening what the left has done to our country.
God help us.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (t/2Uw)

636 Which every American voted against? What

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (LTQdX)

637 hecklers

can't make out what they're yelling

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (oCjPU)

638 What were they yelling?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (r5tfK)

639 Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (JfxgE)

That's great.

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (V13WU)

640 What was that guy yelling!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (CsUN+)

641 Heckler?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (50t6/)

642 Who’s yelling in the back?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (sOA7y)

643 Minimum wage Corp!!!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (a+87t)

644 What's the heckler saying?

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (1eY81)

645 Gun Corp!,,

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (a+87t)

646 612 Stop yelling at me
Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (W9ZQN)

Seriously.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (o3SCB)

647 Appeal to them Negroes

Posted by: Oh Good lawd at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (v+0wn)

648 More Canadian Fleece Offers

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (mFDnl)

649 The minimum wage should be $1,000,000 an hour to help the Amercon peeple pays for lower Abortion fees

Posted by: Blo Jiden at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (s+cGt)

650 More cops...hilarious

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (W9ZQN)

651 He won't be seen again until Monday.

I hope he gets a 3:00am phone call tonight and they keep calling back until he answers.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (sOete)

652 no ONTeezies?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (sJHOI)

653 If the Dems steal the election for Biden and they get both houses, a real possibility, at the end of his term this nation will be unrecognizable.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (8R5Gt)

654 You can bet the "media" will not be fact checking this crapola

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (Akjoo)

655 418 "Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains:
“Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack.
We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against us” "


Holy shit. Is that real?
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (iziT


He needs to remember that next time hamash starts feeling sporty.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (OiAR7)

656 Someone needs to yell "THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!"

Posted by: look whats not at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (nakGR)

657 Mike Johnson has no lips.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (NBVIP)

658 >>WTF ? Freedom to vote act ?


A guess?
A bill that would standardize voting - essentially limit/strip states of doing things their own way. Seem to recall the Dems were pushing one at the start of his presidency that failed, so it's likely come back with a fancy new name.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (6IDWi)

659 apparently some people aren't allowed to vote.... ?
Posted by: Don Black
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We are working on that.

Posted by: DNC at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (41CYW)

660 Women Corp!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (a+87t)

661 Save us Iranian suicide bomber!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (c9zag)

662 607 How many fucking bills does he want passed?
Posted by: Max Power

Who needs bills? If he's reelected, he's a lame duck AND will die in a few years. It's all executive orders and illegal actions, and damn the consequences.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (ycI94)

663 Effectively Legalize Marrywanna!

Vote Buying speed has exceeded Mach 5

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (5fDan)

664 Well, Costanza did say that he was in the pool.

I just saw a listing for an apparently made-for-tv remake of Bye Bye Birdie show up on my DVR’s upcoming movies list, with Jason Alexander in it.

“It was wrong. You should not have done that.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (EXyHK)

665 Crime Corp!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (a+87t)

666 apparently some people aren't allowed to vote.... ?
Posted by: Don Black

Da white man be holding us down...

Or something like that. It's like a script from the 1930's or something.

I have NEVER met ANYONE who wanted to vote and was somehow unable to on election day.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (tjZg/)

667 615 Just got home, been listening to this on my phone. I was fuming within one minute of his starting.

I'm also terrified. Listen to the applause.

And the man is, in his way, doing a magnificent job. The lies, the shouting, the hectoring, he's doing at riling up the progressive base.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:16 PM (wjjYr)

A lot of the applause is coming from the peanut gallery up top.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (o3SCB)

668 Scourge against women?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (50t6/)

669
This is obviously for his Base...
Posted by: It's me donna

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Yes, and he's also demonstrating that he can talk for an hour without confusing "Gaza" and "Ukraine." I say he's winning tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (wjjYr)

670 So my SBA loan started at 5%. It’s now 11%. Start a business my buns.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

671 End the scourge of violence against women. Except the ones murder by FJB's new and best Americans. This fucker is vile.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (8R5Gt)

672 Scourge against women?
---
But enough about FJB...

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (1eY81)

673 MOre looting !

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (V13WU)

674 Transgender Americans!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (NBVIP)

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During Muslim Transgender Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (S/101)

675 Gun Violence Corp!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (a+87t)

676 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
His Border Bill is a Disaster, it would let at least 5,000 Migrants in a day, and that is one of the better aspects of it!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (qRe8u)

677 The scourge against women in America! The great fucking uniter!

50 years and counting you whippersnappers!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (EEgXH)

678 Is it MTG heckling again? GOOD!!! Better than the neutered faggots on our side watching their "TONE"

Posted by: JROD at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (IlL6s)

679 The lesson of Uvalde is that is you're unarmed and have to depend on the police to save you, you die.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (r5tfK)

680 Getting hot in the chamber.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

681 Two words: Stop It!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (NBVIP)

682 "establing the first ever office of gun violence"

I establed earlier today. My shin still hurts.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

683 Put me out of my misery.

Stop it
Stop it
Stop it

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (mFDnl)

684 Estab bling the first ever...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (50t6/)

685 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
6m
DON’T SHAKE PEOPLE’S HANDS GOING OUT – HE KEEPS COUGHING INTO HIS RIGHT HAND!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (qRe8u)

686 How many times has that fucking moron said predecessor

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (sOA7y)

687 Assault weapons!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (NBVIP)

688 youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (njWTi)

689 671 End the scourge of violence against women. Except the ones murder by FJB's new and best Americans. This fucker is vile.
Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (8R5Gt)

———


Define a woman?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (2fIO4)

690 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
6m
See, as he’s getting ready to cough yet again into his right hand, the Fake News Media rushes him off the screen!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (qRe8u)

691 Gun control, baby!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (oCjPU)

692 Cspan has raised $500 of the $30k they are asking for! That’s news.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

693 Scream baby scream !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (Akjoo)

694 he taught the 2nd Amendment for 10 years?

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (5fDan)

695 >>>Yes, and he's also demonstrating that he can talk for an hour without confusing "Gaza" and "Ukraine." I say he's winning tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (wjjYr)

Yeah, it will be called a big win. At least he'll stay in the race.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (q177U)

696 I taught the 2nd amendment for 12 years!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (NBVIP)

697 I want a MILF Corps.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (iziT8)

698 Ban guns...buy your guns, accessories, and ammo today and not tomorrow. mostly ammo because they will regulate that the first chance they get.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (8R5Gt)

699 Violent crime at 50 year low
clap clap clap

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (qS8WV)

700 Cease fire!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (a+87t)

701 628 I think the best thing to do is mute the tv and just watch Mike Johnson's reactions.

Ooh, who is that yelling?
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (ttAjA)

That's what I've done, but that means I can't type comical quotes.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (o3SCB)

702 Here comes cease fire !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (Akjoo)

703 If he says schnizz, Imma gonna lose it!
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident

If he slurs "mish", we know he's a secret Moron.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (ycI94)

704 None of this violates the 2nd Amendment!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (1eY81)

705 >>WTF ? Freedom to vote act ?


A guess?
A bill that would standardize voting - essentially limit/strip states of doing things their own way. Seem to recall the Dems were pushing one at the start of his presidency that failed, so it's likely come back with a fancy new name.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2024 10:18 PM (6IDWi)

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Yeah, they wanted to federalize elections. What could go wrong?

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (S/101)

706 A guess?
A bill that would standardize voting - essentially limit/strip states of doing things their own way. Seem to recall the Dems were pushing one at the start of his presidency that failed, so it's likely come back with a fancy new name.
Posted by: Lizzy

A good guess. To eliminate voter ID, and institutionalize mail-in voting....forever. We will never have another honest federal election in the country, which is what Joe and the Democrat gangsters want.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (tjZg/)

707 Down to 99k. Maybe I need adderall.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

708 Here he goes!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (9Afsw)

709 Cspan has raised $500 of the $30k they are asking for! That’s news.
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Considering this is their most high-profile event for the next 28 days (when it ends), I'm skeptical they will meet their fund-raising goal...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (BpYfr)

710 How exactly does he plan to bring the Israeli hostages home?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (r5tfK)

711 Two State solution!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (a+87t)

712
End the scourge of violence against women.
Posted by: lost in space

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"FINALLY."

He's said that so many times tonight. FINALLY there will be fairness in the tax code. FINALLY, corporations will be required to pay their fair share. FINALLY, Americans will be able to afford health care.

Where tf does he think he lives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (wjjYr)

713 ALL LIES

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

714 I don't think he's done himself any favors with this

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (Akjoo)

715 "could end it"
Flubbed the line.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (NBVIP)

716 That's twice I've seen Johnson stand up and clap. WTF?

Posted by: chris+opher at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (dSco/)

717 >>>youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 10:20 PM (njWTi)

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Could not have said it better. But then I am on my second old fashion.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (JfxgE)

718 oh, I see! this is for the donor class and doubters on his side ! so they stop trying to get him off stage, replace him with gruesome Newsom !

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (V13WU)

719 "Hamas ended this conflict by laying down arms and releasing the hostages."

?

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (o3SCB)

720 He's reading a fucking script. He's a fucking moron and a liar.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)

721 Avatar
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
6m
PASS THE FREEDOM TO CHEAT IN VOTING ACT, WHICH IS REALLY WHAT HE WANTS!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (qRe8u)

722 610 Voter Suppression!

Banning Books!

Oh no!
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM

Banning books??? Like having sensitivity readers read old manuscripts and movies and modifying them for (((((modern audiences)))))

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (OiAR7)

723 Bullshit you POS

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (Akjoo)

724 699 Violent crime at 50 year low
clap clap clap
Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (qS8WV)

——-

How do they know? They don’t charge people and let them go free.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (2fIO4)

725 A good guess. To eliminate voter ID, and institutionalize mail-in voting....forever. We will never have another honest federal election in the country, which is what Joe and the Democrat gangsters want. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (tjZg/)

That's it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (r5tfK)

726 nood

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (KRtlO)

727 634 >>>He has made clear we have no place in his America.

Thats OK by me! His America is a cesspool
Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:15 PM (qS8WV)

======

Transformational anyone?
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 07, 2024 10:17 PM (JfxgE)

TRANSformational.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (o3SCB)

728 716. Come on. If something is good or he’s showing support for Israel he’s allowed to stand.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (sOA7y)

729 Here we go. There ARE no innocent civilians asswipe!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (a+87t)

730 "[...]"

Hamas, Gaza, something. That was so incoherent I couldn't follow it. He's usually only 5 or 6 words away from normal grammar.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

731 The "Palis" are not innocent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (50t6/)

732 Violent crime at 50 year low
clap clap clap

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 07, 2024 10:21 PM (qS8WV)

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It's amazing how when you defund police (and drive the good cops into early retirement) and Soros DAs put everybody in blue shitholes -- including murderers and rapists -- back out on the streets ... your "official crime statistics" plummet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (S/101)

733
For some reason, I watched an MSNBC panel last night talking about what he needed to do in this speech. He's giving them exactly what they desperately wanted. His base is loving this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (wjjYr)

734 Working non-stop ? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (Akjoo)

735 Israel has NO responsibility to protect anyone in Gaza. That should be Hamas' job as the legitimately elected leaders of the Gazan people.

Israel is well within their rights to let every man, woman, and child in Gaza starve to death.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (BpYfr)

736 Oh Lord. Temporary pier in Gaza.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (NBVIP)

737 Oh how cute! They made little anti-semitic signs! And the media made sure to put them on screen,

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (9Afsw)

738




Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
4m
Other Countries are laughing at our stupidity on “Climate.” The Green New Scam is destroying our Economy and our Country!










Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (qRe8u)

739 Trump better beat this shitbird like he was a redheaded stepmule.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (aD39U)

740 He's usually only 5 or 6 words away from normal grammar.


From a gran mal.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (50t6/)

741 719 "Hamas ended this conflict by laying down arms and releasing the hostages."

?
Posted by: m

We were supposed to have a deal worked out by last weekend, and didn't update the speech...but Hamas said they're willing to do it, so it's basically a done deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (ycI94)

742 Two State solution! Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (a+87t)

It would have to be 3. Hamas will never let the PA govern Gaza.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (r5tfK)

743 733
For some reason, I watched an MSNBC panel last night talking about what he needed to do in this speech. He's giving them exactly what they desperately wanted. His base is loving this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (wjjYr)

But every other American is hating it and there are more of us

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (Akjoo)

744 Before Sponge Brain Shits Pants came into the chamber the house floor looked like a Nevada chicken ranch.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 07, 2024 10:24 PM (spjJL)

745 All of Europe is in turmoil over the green energy acts...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:25 PM (qRe8u)

746 Down to 99k. Maybe I need adderall.
Posted by: Piper

Well, it's all the thing now with politicians!

Up all night with JOE!!!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:25 PM (tjZg/)

747 739 Trump better beat this shitbird like he was a redheaded stepmule.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March

Why not a brunette stepmule? Redhead racist!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

748 I am so aroused by Joes speech. He’s the best version of Joe. I’ve never lasted so long in Mika! Oh Mika I’m gonna cum! Joe. Joe!!!!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 10:25 PM (tgQAu)

749 719 "Hamas ended this conflict by laying down arms and releasing the hostages."

?
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:22 PM (o3SCB

Omg is that an actual quote. Arms were laid down until October 7 and then came a shit ton of kosher whoop ass. Sorry if you didn't like the ramifications of your actions hamash.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 10:25 PM (OiAR7)

750 Hey Joe ... What about China ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:26 PM (Akjoo)

751 ha ha Hey Captain Bozo this country is OVER you ass!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:26 PM (qRe8u)

752 Most presidents try to put an optimistic spin of what has occurred and what is to come. Not FJB. All he has done is throw hate at half the country, Trump, the Republicans, and the SCOTUS. Then he went on to enumerate how these four have oppressed the Democrats and their constituents, which consist of Ukrainians, Hamas, and illegal aliens. Were are screwed.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:26 PM (8R5Gt)

753 China is on the rise ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 10:26 PM (Akjoo)

754 Not watching, but between reading the comments here and on X, I'm in a state of horrified fascination.

I know a nation gets the leaders it deserves, but dear God, we have truly sinned against you to deserve Biden.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (Uaopu)

755 But every other American is hating it and there are more of us
Posted by: It's me donna


A while ago, they were chanting "four more years!".

Even if Joe runs and gets re-elected, I don't think he can last four more years.

I would wager that he has no public appearances tomorrow. He'll be sleeping this one off for about 18 hours.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (tjZg/)

756 746

Up all night with JOE!!!
Posted by: A face in the crowd

I was thinking more because I am jumping around the cspan page like a person with ADHD.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

757 748 I am so aroused by Joes speech. He’s the best version of Joe. I’ve never lasted so long in Mika! Oh Mika I’m gonna cum! Joe. Joe!!!!
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at M

Ohh Joe me so horny

Posted by: Mika at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (OiAR7)

758 LOL> They stared talking about China and the camera zoomed in on Swallwell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (r5tfK)

759 nood SOTU

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (5fDan)

760 NOOD - Benzedrine Drip Activated!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (BpYfr)

761 Two State solution!


Democrats vs Republicans.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (SEDrX)

762 China is on the rise ?
Posted by: It's me donna


They're all taking big doses of Viagra.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (tjZg/)

763 He signed 4,000 bipartisan bills? WTF? Did I hear that right?

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (8R5Gt)

764 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
8m
He’s talking about Violence, but Migrant Violence is leading to the Worst Crime Wave in History!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:28 PM (qRe8u)

765 but dear God, we have truly sinned against you to deserve Biden. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 07, 2024 10:27 PM (Uaopu)

Happens all the time in the OT. Israel or Judah strays from the Law and God sends them a bad king.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 10:28 PM (r5tfK)

766
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
6m
He wants to take away everyone’s gun. Remember that when you go to the Voting Booth, because if I’m not elected, your guns are GONE, along with your Freedom!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:28 PM (qRe8u)

767 726 nood
Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 10:23 PM (KRtlO)

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 10:28 PM (o3SCB)

768
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
What a contrast between Republicans and Democrats!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:29 PM (qRe8u)

769 I give up. Reading what you guys are writing is giving me both a sick stomach and a severe headache.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at March 07, 2024 10:29 PM (ET1Q8)

770 Hamas. 86 Hamas. Oct. 7th 2023 > The Palestinian Hamas keffiyeh blocking an official proceeding has become the new swastika.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 07, 2024 10:30 PM (spjJL)

771
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
He’s having a hard time now - The words are not flowing smoothly out of his

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:30 PM (qRe8u)

772 So

Bitem has no new campaign topics.

Guns and abortion and guns.

Posted by: Miklosnomics at March 07, 2024 10:30 PM (v+0wn)

773 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
Hey Fuck you and the horse you rode in on Joe Sponge brain Shit pants..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:32 PM (qRe8u)

774 Good grief.

He's trying to prove his stamina.

This is the multi-ricochet speech.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 10:33 PM (b8J4P)

775 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
This guy is a lying sack of shit!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:33 PM (qRe8u)

776 Bitem is worried about Dearborn and Hamtramck

Posted by: Miklos le Observateur at March 07, 2024 10:34 PM (v+0wn)

777 In closing, WTF?

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:34 PM (mFDnl)

778 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
5m
Hey Joe your a super star on Italian social media

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:35 PM (qRe8u)

779 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
7m
He made Iran RICH. This is why we have the problems in the Middle East. With me, Iran was BROKE. He is the reason that the Middle East is blowing up!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:35 PM (qRe8u)

780 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
1m
THIS IS LIKE A SHOUTING MATCH, EVERY LINE IS BEING SHOUTED.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:36 PM (qRe8u)

781 Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
1m
IT’S OVER!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:37 PM (qRe8u)

782 “Buren is worried about Dearborn and Hamtrack”

AREN’T WE ALL?

Posted by: CitizenX at March 07, 2024 10:37 PM (mFDnl)

783 Babylon Bee: Dementia Meds Meet Their Match

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 07, 2024 10:40 PM (qPw5n)

784 Dead Cat Bounce!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:40 PM (qRe8u)

785 People wearing MAGA hats in the chamber ha ha ha

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 10:42 PM (qRe8u)

786 "Clustering Stutterfuk"

Posted by: birdog at March 08, 2024 01:49 AM (SFGDK)

787 Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave
it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her
ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I
had to tell someone!

Posted by: sabung ayam Indonesia at March 08, 2024 09:21 AM (2opsV)

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