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Democrats Anonymously Express Fears About Biden Glitching During the State of Dementia Speech

We're at the point where we all take notice when a Democrat anonymously tells the honest truth about anything.


Democratic lawmakers tell Axios that President Biden's State of the Union performance on Thursday will be pivotal for his attempts to dispel voter concerns about his age.

Why it matters: Some Democrats dread a high-profile senior moment. Others expressed confidence that Biden can repeat last year's energetic performance.

"We are all nervous," said one House Democrat, citing concerns about the 81-year-old Biden's "ability to speak without blowing things."

Another House Democrat said: "Listen, Trump has made rhetorical slips ... Biden is going to make rhetoric slips, I think the key is his energy level."

Zoom in: House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) told Axios he expects a strong performance: "It's important that it be good."

"There's no doubt that he has the vigor [for a second term], but that's being questioned," said Hoyer. "He's quick, and he needs to show that."

Between the lines: Many Democrats pointed to Biden's verbal sparring with right-winger hecklers at last year's State of the Union as a reason to have faith in his rhetorical abilities.

...

Another House Democrat offered a simpler rationale for their confidence: "The State of the Union is a speech that's programmed. It's not a debate."

What a vote of confidence -- "Don't worry, he's reading words other people wrote for him, he's not being asked to think on his own."

Dr. Feelgood to the rescue:

When the nation finally learned that the president "was a pharmaceutical miracle, with his own speed connection," as part of a "crazy-quilt array of drugs" that kept him mostly functional, at least during public appearances, it came as no surprise. The doctor in charge of it all even had the perfect nickname: Dr. Feelgood.

The President was John F. Kennedy and the time was 60 years ago, but the more things change, the more they stay the same.

We may never learn what crazy-quilt array of drugs Presidentish Joe Biden is on, but after four years of watching him visibly fade after about 60 minutes or so -- which seems to be the limit of their effectiveness -- you'd have to be a hardcore Democrat or a member of the mainstream media (but I repeat myself) not to know that Biden is jacked up on something for his most important public appearances.

None may be more important this election year -- I don't expect him to debate Donald Trump, do you? -- than tonight's State of the Union Address. Biden will be kept resting comfortably through most of the day, followed by a visit from Dr. Feelgood in time for SOTU.

While several Democrats have anonymously admitted to the press that they're worried that Biden might "glitch" during the speech, I'd bet on him making it through

without any major malfunctions. Dr. Feelgood will have him extra-juiced tonight so that the press can fawn over his "energetic" performance. And the speech won't last much more than an hour, getting Biden safely tucked away before that crazy-quilt array of drugs completely wears off.

I've gone from hoping for a glitch-out for praying that he doesn't glitch out. Our best chance is in November is with a Joe Biden candidacy, and I want him to give the Democrats just enough to not sack him.

But if he does glitch out I'll laugh gloatingly, obviously.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM




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Posted by: gdgm+ at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (w0+ZH)

2 First?

Posted by: Intercepted Advocate.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

3 Whatever

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (AEvvx)

4 Axios is so interminably unsufferable.

ZOOM IN

WHY IT MATTERS

it's news for absolute retards.

Posted by: ballistic at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (oqH4h)

5 Agreed. Newsom would stand a better chance so we want Biden in it to win it!

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (P7Iz+)

6 "But if he does glitch out I'll laugh gloatingly"

===============

I won't watch, but if he has a stroke, I won't cry.

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (i7Q7S)

7 That’s the best take Ace. Win win no mater what happens.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (E27/f)

8 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (w0+ZH)

9 "We are all nervous," said one House Democrat, citing concerns about the 81-year-old Biden's "ability to speak without blowing things."

'Without'?! Now you tell me!

Posted by: Kamala at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (BWLO+)

10 3rd place.
I'm the 2nd loser!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (AEvvx)

11 I hope he doesn't. I want them stuck with him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (N1tpc)

12 In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game

And every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that

A spoonful of amphetamine helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of amphetamine helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (YAtuc)

13 Another House Democrat said: "Listen, Trump has made rhetorical slips ... Biden is going to make rhetoric slips, I think the key is his energy level."
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LOL. "Rhetorical slips." Sure.

And I imagine that Joe Biden's daily period of "high energy" lasts about 20 minutes and happens somewhere in the neighborhood of 10:00 AM.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

14 If he would stroke out during it would be epic

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)

15
JFK like to swim naked, too, so, Camelot.

Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

16 Dr. Feelgood will have him extra-juiced tonight so that the press can fawn over his "energetic" performance.


The Six-Million-Dollar Brandon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (9yWhg)

17 11 I hope he doesn't. I want them stuck with him.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (N1tpc)

I don't want him to go full dementia but some glitches would be good...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (Akjoo)

18 I'm going to have the Crowder live stream on this evening. He's got Nick NiPaolo there, which is always fun, but even more importantly, I want to be there live, when Biden finally says the N word in a national speech. Oh, he's said it in the Senate, but as far as I know, not since he was Veep.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

19 The bar is so low, he only needs to not fall asleep.

A big if for him. But the MSM have already practiced their lines.

Supposedly, he will announce opening a port in Gaza for aid. More sitting ducks for the Iranians.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (JkCto)

20 Nothing speaks energy like Sundowner bumbling through a speech

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (fwDg9)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (T4tVD)

22 Fox "News" Radio says Biden talked to actors who have portrayed him to get ideas for his speech.

Posted by: Toed-O at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (vFG9F)

23 Zoom in: ...
Between the lines: ...

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Credit where it's due, Axios' "articles for even bigger dumb asses than the dumb asses who depend on Slate" style is distinctive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (HnUIn)

24 I hope he faceplants on the podium, bounces off of the podium, and lands in Harris' lap vomiting blood and shitting himself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (eYF7X)

25 If the concern is energy Joe will jog up to the podium and his hair will have been died.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (rWwta)

26 What a vote of confidence -- "Don't worry, he's reading words other people wrote for him, he's not being asked to think on his own."
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It is. They're going to make him *read.* On live TV. And to a partly-hostile live audience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (HnUIn)

27

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

28 The feed will have a delay....30 seconds...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (V13WU)

29 When is the last time Biden spoke for an hour?

I mean, they wheel him out for 5 minutes of note card based talking points and he starts talking about meeting dead prime ministers.

15 mins into this he will be saying how Corn Pop was sitting on Mitterrand's lap last weekend...

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (i7Q7S)

30 I am guessing

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (V13WU)

31 "1 This space intentionally left blank.
Posted by: gdgm+"


*whirrs, clicks, starts smoking from the ears*

Posted by: AI Commentator at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (vFG9F)

32 He's been spouting shit in public now for 70+years.
Suddenly the Democrats are worried about the trail down his pant leg?

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (PMJuY)

33 22 Fox "News" Radio says Biden talked to actors who have portrayed him to get ideas for his speech.
Posted by: Toed-O at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (vFG9F)

I saw that.. One was the actor from Independence day... You know the movie where the President leads the attack on "aliens "who are trying to take over

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (Akjoo)

34 I've gone from hoping for a glitch-out for praying that he doesn't glitch out. Our best chance is in November is with a Joe Biden candidacy, and I want him to give the Democrats just enough to not sack him.

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Yeah, as funny as it would be to see him whip it out and start whacking it, it would not be right for America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (FVME7)

35 9 is very late. Way past pudding time. Hi all!

Great news, nothing serious found in the MRI. We have an appointment with my daughter’s doctor Monday at 945 to review together and find out what may have caused all this, other issues we may need to worst through, etc. but the big one we were all worried about is not there. Yay and thank you for the prayers.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 Supposedly, he will announce opening a port in Gaza for aid.

Gaza, a beach community, doesn't have a port yet?! What have they been doing with our money? (that's a rhetorical question)

Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (BWLO+)

37 My wife and I read a book about the original Dr. Feelgood, Max Jacobson. That dude was treating everybody with his sketchy elixirs. The Nazis somehow got a hold of his recipes before he fled Germany, and used some of them on their troops.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (9yWhg)

38 JFK like to swim naked, too, so, Camelot.
Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

JFK was f**king Marilyn Monroe.

Biden fingerbangs his granddaughter.

Not the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

39 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: The IC at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (R4t5M)

40 Credit where it's due, Axios' "articles for even bigger dumb asses than the dumb asses who depend on Slate" style is distinctive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (HnUIn)
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Axios is the Highlights of Slates.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (DeFcY)

41 great news Piper!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (AcWfM)

42 Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

Great news !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (Akjoo)

43 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (R4t5M)

44 I sincerely thought Joe Biden would be long dead by now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (JeYYB)

45 Any chance Joe can go Max Headroom live? 'Cause that would be cool.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 07, 2024 02:42 PM (tT6L1)

46 The imbecilic media will applaud everything, including Joe coming out in pants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (rWwta)

47 If the old demented stupid fuck actually keeled over, how much of a 'sympathy' vote for the Dems would occur?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (ufFY8)

48 Split screen with glitching Biden and Joe Scarborough live.

Comedy gold.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

49 I want him to say no mas, no mas.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (o3SCB)

50 For Piper...HUZZAH!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (JeYYB)

51 Gaza, a beach community, doesn't have a port yet?! What have they been doing with our money? (that's a rhetorical question)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (BWLO+)
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They could have built several moles with spoil from the tunnels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (DeFcY)

52 If they cut away (technical difficulties...we'll be right back folks) at any point we know he's shit his pants live or started to aimlessly wander around the stage.

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (PwgSL)

53 We want AI Joe.
We'd settle for cackling Kamalama.
We'll get Funky Grandpa.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (v0R5T)

54 Teleprompter Operator for Biden: Wait and watch this idiot Biden repeat everything on the Teleprompter

Biden: Today I am authorizing a port in Gaza so that the Hamas Peace Loving people have disease free Camel Ass to have a great Sunday night.

Biden: Also Camel Face Kamala will be there to personally open up the clinic.

Teleprompter Operator for Biden: This guy is such a F**king Idiot with and IQ of a Dead Hamster. He will read anything on the Teleprompter.

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (Mig/N)

55 Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor

- Joe Biden SOTU

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (NtVYv)

56 We may never learn what crazy-quilt array of drugs Presidentish Joe Biden is on, but after four years of watching him visibly fade after about 60 minutes or so -- which seems to be the limit of their effectiveness -- you'd have to be a hardcore Democrat or a member of the mainstream media (but I repeat myself) not to know that Biden is jacked up on something for his most important public appearances.
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Yeah, it's pretty obvious. A couple of years ago they could - with adequate prep - stretch it 75 minutes of good (well, good for Joe Biden) performance with a 15 minute terminal decline where he was still somewhat functional.

I don't think they can eke out 90 minutes anymore. I've been pretty consistent in my prediction for his performance. He'll start a touch late, give an address targeted at 45-50 minutes, stretching to as much as 60 or *maybe* 65 at the outside. 10 minutes for walk-off and glad-handing, 15 at the outside. Total even time from his walk-on to out the door will be between 55 minutes on the low end and 80 at absolute maximum, likely targeted at 65 minutes. He'll start strong (well, strong for Joe Biden) and get slower and slurrier toward the end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (HnUIn)

57 What wonderful news, Piper!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (o3SCB)

58 The Nazis somehow got a hold of his recipes before he fled Germany, and used some of them on their troops.

Pervitin, an early form of methamphetamine.
Pervitin. Perfect for joe!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (7dS7s)

59 I've gone from hoping for a glitch-out for praying that he doesn't glitch out. Our best chance is in November is with a Joe Biden candidacy, and I want him to give the Democrats just enough to not sack him.

But if he does glitch out I'll laugh gloatingly, obviously.

++++
So you're saying it's a win/win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (HnUIn)

60 Ah mah gah ba boo uh puh gibbetty da snorklefestibule!

And extruded MEGAs don't seem that!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot's Steak And Onion at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

61 They will use old Max Headroom Computer programs for Biden's SOTU ClusterF**K....

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (Mig/N)

62 He's going to whisper. Imagine a political ad this fall emphasizing dementia joe' dementia and having a montage of all the whispering and blank stares he does.

Tag line: We don't know who he's whispering to and we're not sure he does either.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 02:44 PM (G0vdT)

63 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)

64 Su what's protocol for diaper explosion?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

65 My bet is that his handlers have been shifting his sleep schedule for the past three days. He's probably getting up "in the morning" about now or did so recently. A few hours to rehears and slowly ramp up his drug intake, with a hell of a lot of monitoring.

This kind of operation is probably very, very hard on him and is getting increasingly dangerous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

66 I at least want a bleeding eyeball out of this.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (v0R5T)

67 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)

Yeah, what the hell is that?

This isn't Gone With The Wind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

68 Su what's protocol for diaper explosion?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (W+kMI)
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Hazmat suits and gas masks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (DeFcY)

69 They will cut the SOTU Address short because Biden Shits His Pants.

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (Mig/N)

70 Joe will glitch one word before a scheduled applause break. Hands will be suspended in mid air.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (rWwta)

71 Our best chance is in November is with a Joe Biden candidacy

You could say that about 2020, and we all know how that worked out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 07, 2024 02:46 PM (BxvY+)

72 Yeah, as funny as it would be to see him whip it out and start whacking it, it would not be right for America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (FVME7)

I think he's precisely right for America. Whatever he does, this is what WE have devolved into.

Whether he drops his pants and starts flinging his poo at the Congress, or uses racial slurs, or falls asleep at the podium, or is so drugged out he looks like a Hunter Thompson travelogue video... whatever it is, this is what the country is now.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

73 Great news, Piper!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

74 63 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)
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What, Creepy Joe falls and breaks both hips?

Posted by: ballistic at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (oqH4h)

75 67 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)

Seriously ? Wouldn't that make Joe look weak ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)

76 Special guest Charles Barkley!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (GYmDu)

77 Democrats Anonymously Express Fears About Biden Glitching



Damn AI robots!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (IB/6k)

78 69 They will cut the SOTU Address short because Biden Shits His Pants.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Putin at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (eYF7X)

79 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Have to adjust the drug mixture and readminister as appropriate.

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (PwgSL)

80 Any bets on Biden wearing a Drool Bucket ???????????

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (Mig/N)

81 I would love to be the teleprompter guy. Who's just won the lottery and has zero fucks to give.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (GYmDu)

82 Watch out! You might get what you’re after: debt, fornication, euthanasia, lies, treason, what am I leaving out.

Thanks, pop music!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (as3uC)

83 How many times will Joe say "wait for applause"?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (rWwta)

84 breaks?

what're they gonna do, play that reel of the walking popcorn box and soda?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (AcWfM)

85 If the SOTU is cut short because Biden shits his drawers, you have to chug whatever drink is in your hand.

Posted by: ballistic at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

86 >>> 83 How many times will Joe say "wait for applause"?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (rWwta)

Salute the Marines!

Posted by: Brandon at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (llON8)

87 To knock down the "too old" concern, maybe he'll blurt out something about his sex life with Jill.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

88 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)
......

HISTORIC

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

89 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)
++++
That changes things. If they're going to have an intermission or two to haul him backstage and give him go-juice, then the actual speech time may be as high as 90 minutes rather than 60. Total event time will stretch to 2.5 hours as televised, two hours total from walk-on to walk-off, including intermissions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (HnUIn)

90 63 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit

2 breaks? He must think he is in a union.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

91 @22 Fox "News" Radio says Biden talked to actors who have portrayed him to get ideas for his speech.

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It's true that they gave him "advice". The clips with the advice given were played on my local news channel. Acturs consulted included -

Morgan Freeman (Deep Impact)
Geena Davis (Commander in Chief)
Michael Douglas (The American President)
Bill Pullman (Independence Day)

The "advice" wasn't serious, but it appears someone in the administration though this would be a good publicity stunt.

Posted by: junior at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (MBcHy)

92 What wonderful news, Piper!
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (T4tVD)

93
Another House Democrat said: "Listen, Trump has made rhetorical slips ... Biden is going to make rhetoric slips, I think the key is his energy level."


WMD! GOT YOUR REDCAP WMD HERE!

Posted by: Pootie-stank, in West Baltimore at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (n+4am)

94 u what's protocol for diaper explosion?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM

Shop Vac with the presidential seal on it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (GYmDu)

95 And thank you all again!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 If the SOTU is cut short because Biden shits his drawers, you have to chug whatever drink is in your hand.
Posted by: ballistic at March 07, 2024 02:48 PM (oqH4h)
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I'm probably not going to be watching because I suddenly have something I need to take care of this evening, so I have a request.

Someone keep track of how many drinks were required for various failures, stumbles and foibles and I'll make up the drinking tomorrow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (HnUIn)

97 Hope:

This SOTU is so embarrassing that it becomes common practice for the House to simply insult the president by not inviting him into their chamber ever again.

The SOTU is then returned to written form, and we don't have to deal with this stupidity ever again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

98 He met our low, low, low expectations! On to electoral victory!

Posted by: Narrative Engineer First Class at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (qUkBO)

99 The two breaks are to change his fluids and diaper

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (AEvvx)

100 "We are all nervous," said one House Democrat, citing concerns about the 81-year-old Biden's "ability to speak without blowing things."

After all, he's got a VP for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (guGkK)

101 Biden will be so pumped full drugs tonight that it will make Hunter out to be an amateur....

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (Mig/N)

102 Posted without comment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iplfWUtKMzI

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (DeFcY)

103 2 breaks? He must think he is in a union.
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM

Great news Piper!

To be fair, it's the state of the union.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (GYmDu)

104 Will you H8ERs stop speaking badly about his stutter?

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (JssEl)

105 I've gone from hoping for a glitch-out for praying that he doesn't glitch out. Our best chance is in November is with a Joe Biden candidacy, and I want him to give the Democrats just enough to not sack him.
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I want him to glitch out and start dropping F-bombs, MFer, GD and the N-word.

Replacing Biden after that doesn't change that the leader of the party said that, after days and weeks and months of them all vouching for him, they don't can't come back from that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (yikga)

106 Great news, nothing serious found in the MRI. We have an appointment with my daughter’s doctor Monday at 945 to review together and find out what may have caused all this, other issues we may need to worst through, etc. but the big one we were all worried about is not there. Yay and thank you for the prayers.
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
Phew!

Here's to a successful round two, Piper!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

107 Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)
.......

Gotta wind him up every so often.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

108 To knock down the "too old" concern, maybe he'll blurt out something about his sex life with Jill.

Either that or he'll try to tie Gazan casualties to Beau's death.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (2ocoG)

109 "We are all nervous," said one House Democrat, citing concerns about the 81-year-old Biden's "ability to speak without blowing things."

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Why? DU insists that he's never had a gaffe ever.

Well, except for getting in front of gay marriage before Obama. Fine, there was one gaffe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

110 This space intentionally left blank.
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (w0+ZH)
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Someone should slip that into the TelePrompTer script...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)

111 Biden could give the SOTU from the shitter via Zoom. Like his last campaign.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GYmDu)

112 I hope Biden performs just good enough to make democrats think he has another year of juice in his battery. Then he can stroke out the day after Election Day.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (jbnUc)

113 We should set up a drinking game around every time blood spurts out of his eye.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (z/ifB)

114 Best possible glitch would be if Biden, pausing for an applause line, simply went to sleep where he stood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

115 110 This space intentionally left blank.
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (w0+ZH)
---
Someone should slip that into the TelePrompTer script...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)


I vote for a Rickroll...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

116 They will cut the SOTU Address short because Biden Shits His Pants.
Posted by: Buster Hymadd


Biden Shits His Pants - a proud member of the Slapaho Tribe.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (IB/6k)

117 If republicans were smart, they'd stand up and clap for 10 minutes after every sentence.

Bipartisan support for our president!

Posted by: RealityMain at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (liB0E)

118 om in: House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) told Axios he expects a strong performance: "It's important that it be good."

Majority Leader?
Did I miss a couple of special election results?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (dMthY)

119 Will you H8ERs stop speaking badly about his stutter?
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM

Wwwwoorrd!

Posted by: Mel Tillis at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (GYmDu)

120 Articles have already been written about the benefits of cognitive decline.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (rWwta)

121 Biden will be so pumped full drugs tonight that it will make Hunter out to be an amateur....
Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (Mig/N)
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Where do you think FJB gets those drugs? He's got connections through Hunter....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

122 crazy-quilt array of drugs

-
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble‘

- Dr. Jill, Kamala, and Raggedy Karine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (FVME7)

123 Ah, to be there with a laser pointer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (iDpzk)

124 Q: If a President shits his pants live on television and no one notices it, did it happen?

A: Yes, you fucktwit.

Posted by: Q in the A at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (qUkBO)

125 Tonight we replace Joe's Adderall/amphetamine cocktail with 4 microdots of LSD. Let's see if anyone notices

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (58LrU)

126 I hope he does the whisper then the angry voice

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (Akjoo)

127 If Joe takes a drink of water during the speech it will be a tell he's fading fast. There will be uppers dissolved in the glass of water.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (5fDan)

128 My hope is they over botulize him and his mouth and face freeze.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (eYF7X)

129 Will Biden point to dead people in the audience ???

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (Mig/N)

130 Generally, I don't rank older people. 1) Because I am one. 2)I like older people. 3) It isn't polite.

That is why Biden in his state of dementia with his crazy thoughts and lashing out and mixed-up memories, is an easy target and obviously shouldn't be President.

Our savaging of the Presidency should be about policy. But his handlers think we won't notice he's demented. That's outrageous and pathetic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (JeYYB)

131 112
Goddamn. I didn’t even read the content and I still managed to parrot Ace.

Great post, Ace!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (jbnUc)

132 127 If Joe takes a drink of water during the speech it will be a tell he's fading fast. There will be uppers dissolved in the glass of water.
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (5fDan)

=======

I remember when the media insisted that Rubio taking a drink of water during the SOTU rebuttal was the end of his political career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

133 So what's protocol for diaper explosion?
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Code Brown!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)

134 I think we’re going to be treated to one of the scenes from the movie “Dave”. The question is which scene will it be?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 07, 2024 02:54 PM (JRP2U)

135 Biden will be so pumped full drugs tonight that it will make Hunter out to be an amateur....
Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM

Actually. I bet Hunty has his kit ready to go for the Big Guy. O.K. Dad, about an hour before show time we're going to do this. Then like a half hour before..

Posted by: Mel Tillis at March 07, 2024 02:54 PM (GYmDu)

136
Someone in another thread mentioned there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Yeah, what the hell is that?

This isn't Gone With The Wind.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


The Way the West Was Lost

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 02:54 PM (63Dwl)

137 Someone keep track of how many drinks were required for various failures, stumbles and foibles and I'll make up the drinking tomorrow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:49 PM (HnUIn)
----
As the kids would say, I gotchu fam.

Posted by: ballistic at March 07, 2024 02:54 PM (oqH4h)

138 I'd like to see Biden turn around and walk out about 4 minutes into it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:54 PM (JeYYB)

139 To knock down the "too old" concern, maybe he'll blurt out something about his sex life with Jill.



"Hey Jill! That chubby was a good one last night, huh?"

Roger dodger you old codger.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (IB/6k)

140 So, Ace, You're not hoping for a "State of the Uuuuhhhh-ion"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (Ki//m)

141 Tonight we replace Joe's Adderall/amphetamine cocktail with 4 microdots of LSD. Let's see if anyone notices
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:53 PM (58LrU)


COOKIE MONSTER !

Posted by: Trippin' Joe at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

142 Best possible glitch would be if Biden, pausing for an applause line, simply went to sleep where he stood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini

Pulls a McConnell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (FVME7)

143 I hope Biden performs just good enough to make democrats think he has another year of juice in his battery. Then he can stroke out the day after Election Day.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (jbnUc)
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For the good of the country in this dire hour of mourning the loss of our leader, we are left with the solemn and unprecedented task of selecting the next President of the United States. As the winner of the election was deceased, we have considered both his desire for leadership and the needs of the country and have decided that we will be electing Kamala Harris to the presidency. In coordination with legal advisors and experts in Congressional procedure, Vice President Harris will assume the role of Acting President normally reserved for short-term absences of the chief executive. On Inauguration Day in January, she will be sworn in and will become President in fact.

Posted by: The Electoral College at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

144 He's joking but...

@seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (IG4Id)

145 It might be most insightful to hear what he's saying on the way out, after the pressure and the drugs are at their lowest ebb.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (DBp1F)

146 Special guest Charles Barkley!
---------
So both speakers will be dribblers!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)

147 Pulls a McConnell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (FVME7)

People everywhere grabbing their remotes, thinking the feed has frozen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (GYmDu)

148 Actually. I bet Hunty has his kit ready to go for the Big Guy. O.K. Dad, about an hour before show time we're going to do this. Then like a half hour before..
Posted by: Mel Tillis

***

Dad, NO! Don't lick it. Sniff it. Like it's a young girl.

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (PwgSL)

149 Anybody wanna see my Old Man Balls?
Weeeeeee this shit is GOOD

Posted by: Trippin' Joe at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

150 @seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (IG4Id)

Good for two changes of pants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (rWwta)

151 @seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM (IG4Id)

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Ahhhh, that's how a rumor gets started.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (JeYYB)

152 Sean Spicer? Oh. Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (as3uC)

153 Either that or he'll try to tie Gazan casualties to Beau's death.
Posted by: Ian S.

Hey, Beau died in Gaza bringing in medical supplies to the hospital! - Joe Biden, the meat puppet. (he hoovered up too much cocaine!)


Actually, I expect Joe to do "all right" tonight, in terms of performance. It will the content of his speech that will turn stomachs.
I wonder who he will plagiarize tonight?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (vcOmj)

154 97 Hope:

This SOTU is so embarrassing that it becomes common practice for the House to simply insult the president by not inviting him into their chamber ever again.

The SOTU is then returned to written form, and we don't have to deal with this stupidity ever again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
This the Academy Awards for Ugly People.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (hKOIV)

155 @seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM

Wut? I've never heard of this before. Huh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (GYmDu)

156 Remember kids.

Eat your vegetables.
Don't elect them to political office.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (IB/6k)

157 I’d be in the audience doing all that hand waving shit like fans do during free throws against the opposing team

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (tXFoB)

158 I sincerely thought Joe Biden would be long dead by now.

Posted by: Seems Legit
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I know, right?

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgeOaurLO0

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (X4yCj)

159 152 Sean Spicer? Oh. Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (as3uC)

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No.

Sean Spicier.

A parody account.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

160 154 This the Academy Awards for Ugly People.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (hKOIV)

======

May those end, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

161 155 @seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:55 PM

Wut? I've never heard of this before. Huh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (GYmDu)

I think it was a joke

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (Akjoo)

162 Okay. If the intermissions thing is fake news, I stand by my original estimates in comment 56.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

163 SOTU will have a significant viewing audience. Not that we need Cornpop to fill us in. Most people who are breathing know we're F'd. Most will watch in anticipation of a monumental gaffe. Speaks volumes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (aw2/Z)

164 would love to be the teleprompter guy. Who's just won the lottery and has zero fucks to give.

Posted by: Minnfidel


More like a terminal diagnosis..."Arkancide me if you want, I got six months to live anyway..."

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (OUMaO)

165 121 Biden will be so pumped full drugs tonight that it will make Hunter out to be an amateur....
Posted by: Buster Hymadd at March 07, 2024 02:50 PM (Mig/N)
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Where do you think FJB gets those drugs? He's got connections through Hunter....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)


Nah, his personal doctor calls-in orders to the Chinese Embassy. Secret Service agents pick-up the stuff at a Chinese restaurant and deliver to the doc.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

166 I'm gonna start appending a Why it Matters to every comment.

Why it Matters: Because you need to know why it matters.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (tiKqN)

167 My second place Great Glitch Hope is:

An uncomfortable long pause....
Then, mumble say, "I ... what's ... ? ... I told that [n-word] to change that ..."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (yikga)

168 Will the world be at war by the end of the speech?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (rWwta)

169 So what's protocol for diaper explosion?

...

This is hurtful.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (z/ifB)

170 SOTU will have a significant viewing audience. Not that we need Cornpop to fill us in. Most people who are breathing know we're F'd. Most will watch in anticipation of a monumental gaffe. Speaks volumes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (aw2/Z)
++++
Some will.

A lot of people will also be watching it as it will be the kickoff Joe Biden's glorious reelection campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)

171 157 I’d be in the audience doing all that hand waving shit like fans do during free throws against the opposing team
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (tXFoB)

Those big foam hands specially made with the middle finger extended

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (Akjoo)

172 What kind of outlandish get up will Jill be wearing tonight?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (eYF7X)

173 Wonder if Biden saw that movie "Dave" where Kevin Kline plays the impersonator who fills in for the President.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (BHL6B)

174 Axios is the Highlights of Slates.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Too funny.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (/QIWP)

175 163 SOTU will have a significant viewing audience. Not that we need Cornpop to fill us in. Most people who are breathing know we're F'd. Most will watch in anticipation of a monumental gaffe. Speaks volumes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:57 PM (aw2/Z)

=========

The change from 2022 to 2023 was negative 11 million, from 38 million to 27 million.

That's oscillation around 10% of the US population.

That's the politically addicted of the people. It's the people least likely to be moved by anything said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

176 160 154 This the Academy Awards for Ugly People.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:56 PM (hKOIV)

======

May those end, too.
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Any chance Steven Stills and Black Bat Man could provide music and interpretative dance?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (iDpzk)

177 You watch the SOTU for the same reason you watch NASCAR. Waiting for the epic crash.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (bxwtE)

178 Wait, the intermission thing is real? Two for a sixty minute speech? Is he going to leave and come back in? Do they realize they’re tripling his chances to fall up the stairs?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (u73oe)

179 I literally wrote "IT'S A JOKE" ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (IG4Id)

180 Because OrangeManBad is a Grave Threat to Our Precious Democracy!

Posted by: Why It Matters at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (llON8)

181 Piper,
Such great news.

Posted by: Wenda at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (G1K9S)

182 178 Wait, the intermission thing is real? Two for a sixty minute speech? Is he going to leave and come back in? Do they realize they’re tripling his chances to fall up the stairs?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (u73oe)

It was a joke

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (Akjoo)

183 May those end, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Both institutions stagger on as their significance pales. Ditto on modern 'debates' and the political media.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (hKOIV)

184 We watch it for the laughs. It's going to be hilarious! Better than anything your Hollywood puts out these days.

Posted by: America's Enemies at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (PwgSL)

185 177 You watch the SOTU for the same reason you watch NASCAR. Waiting for the epic crash.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (bxwtE)

========

I think I watched part of Obama's first. It was when I was getting into politics, and it was what those into politics watched.

Boring as shit. Hated it. Didn't finish it.

I seriously don't know how anyone watches them at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

186 The change from 2022 to 2023 was negative 11 million, from 38 million to 27 million.

That's oscillation around 10% of the US population.

That's the politically addicted of the people. It's the people least likely to be moved by anything said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
++++
The rest get it in the form of carefully selected clips and glowing commentary on the morning and primetime news broadcasts the next day, and in various articles from the propagandists in newspapers and websites.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (HnUIn)

187 172 What kind of outlandish get up will Jill be wearing tonight?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (eYF7X)

Whatever she chooses, it would look better on the couch in the basement.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (bxwtE)

188 I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when Kamala walks in with an itty bitty brain
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung
Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the pants suits she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, Kamala, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes (Me-me so horny)
Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Marine One?
Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen 'em dancin', to hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like my turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average POTUS and ask Clinton that
She gotta pack much back

Posted by: Joe Biden SOTU Address written by Bill Clinton at March 07, 2024 03:01 PM (Mig/N)

189 Any bets that countries around the world have their Biden SOTU bingo cards ready to go?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2024 03:01 PM (LjgPm)

190 Midway through the speech, Mike Johnson should put on a pair of Groucho Marx nose glasses....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

191 Posted by: Joe Biden SOTU Address written by Bill Clinton at March 07, 2024 03:01 PM (Mig/N)
++++
Bravo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (HnUIn)

192 177 You watch the SOTU for the same reason you watch NASCAR. Waiting for the epic crash.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I was in that very House chamber for Reagan's speech after his assassination. What Biden will do is demean the office of the Presidency and the institution of the State of the Union.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (hKOIV)

193 186 The rest get it in the form of carefully selected clips and glowing commentary on the morning and primetime news broadcasts the next day, and in various articles from the propagandists in newspapers and websites.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (HnUIn)

========

Yeah. They get the curated version based on their news selection.

AP sourced stuff? "Biden sends serious message to fascist Trump with great pomp and circumstance."

Alt media? "Biden eats shit on live TV."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

194 They're gonna pump him so full of drugs it may kill him ... seriously.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (Bo1Ut)

195 Wonder if Biden saw that movie "Dave" where Kevin Kline plays the impersonator who fills in for the President.
Posted by: Pete Bog


I loved the part that Charles Grodin played in that movie -- Kline's personal accountant that he brings in to help with the Federal budget, and who is appropriately appalled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

196 Wonder if Biden saw that movie "Dave" where Kevin Kline plays the impersonator who fills in for the President.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (BHL6B)

...

I hope they showed him Mars Attacks.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (z/ifB)

197 >>> 177 You watch the SOTU for the same reason you watch NASCAR. Waiting for the epic crash.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 02:59 PM (bxwtE)

Fck you.

Posted by: Dale Earnhardt at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (llON8)

198 What Biden’s State of the Union address means for the 2024 election. Last year, Biden delivered a speech that was just short of incredible. Anyone who thinks Biden isn’t going to knock this thing out of the park has forgotten 2023, when he delivered a positive, forceful speech that bolstered confidence in his ability to lead and showcased what can be accomplished with progressive legislation.

Republicans claim Biden isn’t vigorous enough to deliver a long speech, while Trump stands makes nonsense noises for two hours at a time. Don’t be surprised if this year’s speech is on the longer side.


Expected topics -Economy. Inflation is down, gas prices have tumbled, unemployment is near record lows, and consumer confidence is up. Biden played lightly on economic accomplishments last year, but 2024 will be more forceful, reminding people how bad things were under Trump, and how much they’ve improved.

A thousand little paper cuts. Biden has pushed to end the “junk fees” that have grown up like weeds in American life. People may not notice a $5 bank fee here or a $20 extra credit-card charge there. But Biden is likely to remind them.

Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

199 My third place Great Glitch Hope is:

Reads the line ... including "wait for applause"
Reads it again, including "wait for applause" again

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (yikga)

200 I'd like to propose that every time Biden says garbalogabrgn everyone drinks.

Posted by: Just sayin at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (a+87t)

201 Does Joe do that stupid pointing at someone in the audience thing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (rWwta)

202 Even if phony President Fiddlesniffer "performs" okay on his cocktail of dementia drugs, it won't change a damned thing about grocery store prices killing American budgets or millions upon millions of illegal aliens invading the country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (mupln)

203 He's joking but...

@seanspicer 5h
White House announces there will be 2 “intermissions” during tonight’s State of the Union
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Ice cream breaks!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (2yu8s)

204 I’m hoping the illegal alien terrorists Biden let in attack the Capitol.

What we will probably get is the “Patriot Front” show up just at the time Biden denounces the “rising tide of white supremacy.” The miraculously the media will cut to cameras placed exactly where needed for maximum effect.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (tXFoB)

205 198 A thousand little paper cuts. Biden has pushed to end the “junk fees” that have grown up like weeds in American life. People may not notice a $5 bank fee here or a $20 extra credit-card charge there. But Biden is likely to remind them.
Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Well, happy that the double in priced food issue was outweighed by fees that I never hit because, you know, I don't make late payments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

206 Youngkin endorsed. For those saying yesterday Youngkin wouldn't.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (i24o9)

207 The Representative from American Samoa will be giving the Opposing Response to Biden's SOTU Address

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (Mig/N)

208 And I imagine that Joe Biden's daily period of "high energy" lasts about 20 minutes and happens somewhere in the neighborhood of 10:00 AM.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They can crank him up by show little kids doing talent shows.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (dMthY)

209 I assume that one of the things that's been happening while he is out of the public eye is a shift in his sleep schedule. He's probably asleep right now, and will be giving his speech during his "Morning" when he's fresh as a ... well maybe not as fresh as a daisy, but at his best.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (FR+I0)

210 I was in that very House chamber for Reagan's speech after his assassination.
Posted by: whig


I think you mean "assassination attempt."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (9yWhg)

211 I think I watched part of Obama's first. It was when I was getting into politics, and it was what those into politics watched.

Boring as shit. Hated it. Didn't finish it.

I seriously don't know how anyone watches them at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't that the "you lie" SOTU?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (z/ifB)

212 Maybe he'll blurt out something about his sex life with Jill. Or maybe Mika. Or maybe Joe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (0EOe9)

213 >>> 196
...

I hope they showed him Mars Attacks.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (z/ifB)

I've dispatched the Navy to protect Ukraine against the evil Martians attacking them on the beach!

Posted by: Brandon at March 07, 2024 03:04 PM (llON8)

214 210 I was in that very House chamber for Reagan's speech after his assassination.
Posted by: whig


I think you mean "assassination attempt."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (9yWhg)

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Secret of the DC connected: Reagan was assassinated. What presided afterwards was Zombie Reagan.

He liked BRAINS!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

215 211 Wasn't that the "you lie" SOTU?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (z/ifB)

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I believe so.

Still, boring as shit.

Politics should be read, not seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

216 I'm waiting....

Posted by: The Barrel at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

217 Tonight we replace Joe's Adderall/amphetamine cocktail with 4 microdots of LSD. Let's see if anyone notices

MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!

*gesticulates wildly at Nancy Pelosi*
YOU, THERE, DOG-FACED PONY SOLDIER!

*drools, points at Dan Crenshaw*
CAN I SNIFF THAT GUY'S EYE?

*sees Adam Schiff*
THAT MAN THERE, WITH THE FAKE EYES, HE KILLED A GAY HOOKER. JUST LIKE BEAU!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

218 He'll refer to President Trump.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (rWwta)

219 212 Maybe he'll blurt out something about his sex life with Jill. Or maybe Mika. Or maybe Joe.
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or the ever popular "my butts been wiped" !

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (Bo1Ut)

220 I have come here to discuss the state of the U . . . U . . . You know the thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (FVME7)

221 Does someone just earn an embarrelling upthread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (9yWhg)

222 Those big foam hands specially made with the middle finger extended
Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:58 PM (Akjoo)

———-

And a beer helmet with two cans of Yuenling

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (tXFoB)

223
Biden has performed better than expected at a number of public events. It's like they have a very few vials of Special Reserve Narcotics, stored in liquid nitrogen, concentrated mojo or something, and thaw one vial for special occasions like the State of the Union.

Biden's "better than expected" is pretty bad in absolute terms. The media will praise him like a horse than count to five.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (dtlw7)

224 Oh Piper so happy for you and family.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (tiKqN)

225 Another House Democrat said: "Listen, Trump has made rhetorical slips ... Biden is going to make rhetoric slips ..."

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I will contribute to the Give Send Go account of any white-hat hacker who hacks into The TOTUS and inserts "grab them by the pussy" somewhere ... among a number of comical gems.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (MF8Ly)

226 I seriously don't know how anyone watches them at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

You need a drinking Bingo card.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (bxwtE)

227 A thousand little paper cuts. Biden has pushed to end the “junk fees” that have grown up like weeds in American life. People may not notice a $5 bank fee here or a $20 extra credit-card charge there. But Biden is likely to remind them.

Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)


Now do college expenses growing like bamboo and fees out the kazoo at colleges and every public school, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (5fDan)

228 Woman plans to skip tonight's SOTU theatrics
This brunette in her underwear will not be watching the SOTU, because she doesn't want to watch a farce and she knows she can read all about it tomorrow:
http://tiny.cc/njkgxz

Why it matters: Due to the Male Gaze and effects of patriarchy, the opinions of slender, underwear-clad women have a surprising amount of political influence.

Zoom In: Although easy to miss at first glance, the woman is also, after a fashion, wearing a robe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)

229 A thousand little paper cuts. Biden has pushed to end the “junk fees” that have grown up like weeds in American life. People may not notice a $5 bank fee here or a $20 extra credit-card charge there. But Biden is likely to remind them.
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I can't afford groceries but a rant about over-limit fees will fill my belly.

And, if "people may not notice " then how is it such a great issue?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (yikga)

230 The rest get it in the form of carefully selected clips and glowing commentary on the morning and primetime news broadcasts the next day, and in various articles from the propagandists in newspapers and websites.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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The SOTU don't really change many hearts and minds in the 4th Year of the Presidency. More important to Joe personally not to fuck up to the degree Dems want him replaced than to his re-election campaign. Dems will hurrah Biden, Independents will ignore the whole thing, and GOP voters that watch will find new reasons to hate the Biden junta.
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Biden v. Trump is going to be pretty much a mudfest in an unpleasant darkening political era and older generations wishes for the solemnity of the Cold War era SOTUs and presidential dignity will not be fulfilled.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (hKOIV)

231 AOC will attempt to encourage him by exposing her breasts.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 03:07 PM (rWwta)

232 221 Does someone just earn an embarrelling upthread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (9yWhg)

Me, I'd cut the Intrepid AoS Liaison a break. The canuck fixed it.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:07 PM (o3SCB)

233 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 51m
🚨 @RepMTG is handing out Laken Riley buttons for members to wear tonight during Biden’s State of the Union.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:07 PM (2yu8s)

234 What Biden’s State of the Union address means for the 2024 election. Last year, Biden delivered a speech that was just short of incredible. Anyone who thinks Biden isn’t going to knock this thing out of the park has forgotten 2023, when he delivered a positive, forceful speech that bolstered confidence in his ability to lead and showcased what can be accomplished with progressive legislation. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DailyKos Transmissions brought b
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:07 PM (HnUIn)

235 230 Biden v. Trump is going to be pretty much a mudfest in an unpleasant darkening political era and older generations wishes for the solemnity of the Cold War era SOTUs and presidential dignity will not be fulfilled.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (hKOIV)

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"I'm going to vote for Biden to return to the nice presidential elections of yesteryear."
-Idiots with no memory at all

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

236 Secret of the DC connected: Reagan was assassinated. What presided afterwards was Zombie Reagan.

He liked BRAINS!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Dammit, now the MIB will be looking for me.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (hKOIV)

237 Today it was decided that Jimmy Carter will be giving the SOTU Address instead of Joe Biden . It was decided that Jimmy Carter was more mentally cognizant than Ole Joe....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (Mig/N)

238 226 I seriously don't know how anyone watches them at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
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I always think I'm going to watch but I always end up watching regular programming and monitor comments at the AOSHQ.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

239 Odds on Biden walking down the aisle grabbing AOC sticking his tongue in her mouth , rubbing her breasts, walking up to the podium, dropping trow and yanking his crank on live TV ; 17.5 - 1

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (58LrU)

240 Honest? Never always deceiving always.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (ytSiK)

241 I think I watched part of Obama's first. It was when I was getting into politics, and it was what those into politics watched.

Boring as shit. Hated it. Didn't finish it.

I seriously don't know how anyone watches them at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't that the "you lie" SOTU?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (z/ifB)


Joe Wilson! That was some other speech - not a SOTU. It was September 2009.

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (JunzL)

242 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Since fighting Russia is too controversial, President Jake Sullivan decided to fight the Israelis.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (1u/pU)

243 AOC will attempt to encourage him by exposing her breasts.

EWWW, TOO OLD. THEY'RE PERFECT WHEN THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE BEE STINGS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (2ocoG)

244 Glad to hear the anxiety has toned down Piper.
I'll add a prayer of thanksgiving.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (dMthY)

245
We all know what the fake reactions will be by the fake news media.

biden could stand there and nod off for an hour and they'll tell us it was a "great speech."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (ftVjW)

246 maybe trump can come out and act like he's going to shake hands with some who isn't there

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (B1FKF)

247 245
We all know what the fake reactions will be by the fake news media.

biden could stand there and nod off for an hour and they'll tell us it was a "great speech."
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (ftVjW)

Of course... They've already been written

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (Akjoo)

248 Biden is now building a pier to support Gazans who are effectively our enemies and a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (EGJYd)

249 He'll refer to President Trump.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (rWwta)

He's gonna look directly at him through the camera with some bullshit.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (tiKqN)

250 I always think I'm going to watch but I always end up watching regular programming and monitor comments at the AOSHQ.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024

I watch while reading the comments, typing and deleting because every time I think I’ve something spectacularly witty to say, 5 others beat me to it.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

251 Biden v. Trump is going to be pretty much a mudfest in an unpleasant darkening political era and older generations wishes for the solemnity of the Cold War era SOTUs and presidential dignity will not be fulfilled.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (hKOIV)
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They sure won't.

This SOTU is one thing and one thing only: an aggressive launch for Biden's reelection campaign. It's going to be a stump speech, and it's going to be hostile to Trump and Trump supporters. He is not going to be talking to America, he's going to be talking to his base.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

252 I wasn't aware that gas prices had tumbled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

253 Joe Wilson! That was some other speech - not a SOTU. It was September 2009.
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2024 03:08 PM (JunzL)

...

We are really not getting younger are we.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (z/ifB)

254 Tonight we'll listen to Joe announce the the largest collection of vote-buying schemes in recorded history.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)

255 And I imagine that Joe Biden's daily period of "high energy" lasts about 20 minutes and happens somewhere in the neighborhood of 10:00 AM.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

He's parkouring all over the Oval Office! Those wall runs are amazing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (FVME7)

256 >>> 252 I wasn't aware that gas prices had tumbled.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

You probably didn't notice the chocolate rations have been increased.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (llON8)

257 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Thus cementing our international reputation as "You really don't want to be their ally during a Democrat Presidency".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

258 252 I wasn't aware that gas prices had tumbled.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

Not here... Up 30 cents in a week

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (Akjoo)

259 Why It Matters: Zombies cannot be president because technically they are not alive.

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (JojsZ)

260 251 This SOTU is one thing and one thing only: an aggressive launch for Biden's reelection campaign. It's going to be a stump speech, and it's going to be hostile to Trump and Trump supporters. He is not going to be talking to America, he's going to be talking to his base.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

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"Fuck people who don't want to cut off their kids' dicks!"
-the SOTU, 12% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

261 254 Tonight we'll listen to Joe announce the the largest collection of vote-buying schemes in recorded history.
Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)

That says it all right there

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (Akjoo)

262 >>> 259 Why It Matters: Zombies cannot be president because technically they are not alive.
Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (JojsZ)

What if only the liver is deceased? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hilary! at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (llON8)

263 You want to get rid of mentally feeble 81 year old Presidents, modify the SOTU address and add 30 minutes of UK Parliament stye question time.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

264 We are really not getting younger are we.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (z/ifB)


I just turned 29 two days ago

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (JunzL)

265 I wasn't aware that gas prices had tumbled.

They haven't. Just filled up yesterday at $4.07 / gallon.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

266 Will all the Israel haters be wearing their very stylish keffiyeh headwear?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (dMthY)

267 This SOTU is one thing and one thing only: an aggressive launch for Biden's reelection campaign. It's going to be a stump speech, and it's going to be hostile to Trump and Trump supporters. He is not going to be talking to America, he's going to be talking to his base.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Send in the Clowns should be the theme music for Biden to walk up the aisle.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (hKOIV)

268 The key is to give him enough anticholinergics that he has good executive function for 90 minutes, but not so much that he starts hallucinating.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (N3GIM)

269 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
BREAKING: AG Letitia James's speech to FDNY firefighters drowned out by pro-Trump chants

https://tinyurl.com/2vz44ws9
19 seconds; first swearing-in of the first black woman FDNY chaplain.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (2yu8s)

270 He's parkouring all over the Oval Office! Those wall runs are amazing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (FVME7)

...

Kinda offset by him wiping poop on all the furniture.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (z/ifB)

271 250 I always think I'm going to watch but I always end up watching regular programming and monitor comments at the AOSHQ.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024

I watch while reading the comments, typing and deleting because every time I think I’ve something spectacularly witty to say, 5 others beat me to it.
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

Horde mind!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (o3SCB)

272 "Zombies cannot be president because technically they are not alive."

But they can still vote, right?

Posted by: Ribbed at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (EGJYd)

273 257 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Thus cementing our international reputation as "You really don't want to be their ally during a Democrat Presidency".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

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Thus cementing the idea that our allies need to use their spying powers against Democrats, not Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

274 "This is a message to my presumptive opponent. I will not stand by and watch you try to steal another election through thuggery and intimidation. This is a Democracy and I won't listen to you bad mouth the United States of America. Remember, you may be able to throw all your billions around and call Nazi's and Skinheads fine people, but you can't outrun the law. We are coming for you."

Something like that.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (tiKqN)

275 Oh, have we considered the odds of Biden trying his stupid "I am too fit!" jog-shuffle and instead trips?

We have the Bollard that Saved America.

Can we get Secret Agent Carpet Wrinkle to the task?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (yikga)

276 Not here... Up 30 cents in a week
Posted by: It's me donna

Same in NE Washington.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 03:12 PM (aw2/Z)

277 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Thus cementing our international reputation as "You really don't want to be their ally during a Democrat Presidency".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:10 PM (2ocoG)
++++
Thus cementing our reputation of, "you really don't want to be their ally."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

278 Who will be performing at the 1/2 time show tonight?

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (bWsRe)

279 Why It Matters: Zombies cannot be president because technically they are not alive.
Posted by: Ripley

Nowhere in Article II does it specify that a president has to be alive to be elected. I checked, so zombies are totes constitutional if they are a natural born citizen and over thirty five.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (hKOIV)

280 I wasn't aware that gas prices had tumbled.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

They tumbled upwards by 30 cents here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (tkR6S)

281 263 You want to get rid of mentally feeble 81 year old Presidents, modify the SOTU address and add 30 minutes of UK Parliament stye question time.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

I think the Parliament gets a bit raucous.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (o3SCB)

282 Thus cementing the idea that our allies need to use their spying powers against Democrats, not Republicans.

The Mossad can release actual video of the 'great sex' Joe's claiming to have with Jill. Spoiler: Jill won't be in the room, but a jar of peanut butter and the dog, Commander, will be.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

283 contrary to predictions from his pro-putin critics, pres biden hardly passed out more than a couple of times before he passed out for real

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (B1FKF)

284 He is not going to be talking to America, he's going to be talking to his base.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I agree, he is going to ostracized / other anyone who has not chosen a side, his side.
The ones that are not black enough, Christian enough, polite enough, humanitarian enough ....

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (sOete)

285 279 Nowhere in Article II does it specify that a president has to be alive to be elected. I checked, so zombies are totes constitutional if they are a natural born citizen and over thirty five.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (hKOIV)

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That's it.

I'm writing in Zombie Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

286 Who will be performing at the 1/2 time show tonight?
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (bWsRe)
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Taylor Swift, of course!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (HnUIn)

287
I just turned 29 two days ago
Posted by: Doof

Happy belated Birthday!
(And I think you might be shading your age a bit.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (dMthY)

288 he will be shuffling down the isle like he has a 2 inch grip on an 8 inch turd ... he will not make it

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (Bo1Ut)

289 >>> 278 Who will be performing at the 1/2 time show tonight?
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (bWsRe)

TayTay?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (llON8)

290 *curses, throws things at Joe Mannix*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (llON8)

291 Nowhere in Article II does it specify that a president has to be alive to be elected. I checked, so zombies are totes constitutional if they are a natural born citizen and over thirty five.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (hKOIV)

...

Zombies respond to external stimuli. If we can get them to reproduce they're officially alive n'est ce pas?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (z/ifB)

292 I will catch the address via the HQ, Breitbart, Daily Wire & Instapundit…

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

293 They sure won't.

This SOTU is one thing and one thing only: an aggressive launch for Biden's reelection campaign. It's going to be a stump speech, and it's going to be hostile to Trump and Trump supporters. He is not going to be talking to America, he's going to be talking to his base.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

precisely, It'll be the Independence Hall speech Redux, just without the nazi lighting motif.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (CIS44)

294 33 22 Fox "News" Radio says Biden talked to actors who have portrayed him to get ideas for his speech.
Posted by: Toed-O at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (vFG9F)

I saw that.. One was the actor from Independence day... You know the movie where the President leads the attack on "aliens "who are trying to take over
Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (Akjoo)


Yep: https://tinyurl.com/4f59zxf6

And I noticed the same line about how a surge of alien invaders tends to unify the people.

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (eHovo)

295 282 Thus cementing the idea that our allies need to use their spying powers against Democrats, not Republicans.

The Mossad can release actual video of the 'great sex' Joe's claiming to have with Jill. Spoiler: Jill won't be in the room, but a jar of peanut butter and the dog, Commander, will be.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

Jill’s in the next room with Hunter.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (YwyqV)

296 there will be 2 breaks in the SOTU...

and all the congresscritters hurry out the door, singing, "Let's all go to the lobby...."

Posted by: mindful webworker - and get ourselves a snack at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (0QZAr)

297 Zombies have a non functional brain so if Sundowner can do it they could

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

298 268 The key is to give him enough anticholinergics that he has good executive function for 90 minutes, but not so much that he starts hallucinating.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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At a point, the drugs stop working. Seen it happen and it is not pretty. Grandmother and aunt literally would not eat unless someone in front of them demonstrated doing it.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (hKOIV)

299 >>> 285 279 Nowhere in Article II does it specify that a president has to be alive to be elected. I checked, so zombies are totes constitutional if they are a natural born citizen and over thirty five.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:13 PM (hKOIV)

========

That's it.

I'm writing in Zombie Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

No.

Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (llON8)

300 291 Zombies respond to external stimuli. If we can get them to reproduce they're officially alive n'est ce pas?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (z/ifB)

=======

Great topic and timely since I watched the original Dawn of the Dead last night.

I'm something of an expert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

301 We need the government to do more.
We need the government to spend more.
We need the rich to pay their fair share.
And MAGA needs to be nice to us or else.


There. I saved you the time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (N3GIM)

302 220 I have come here to discuss the state of the U . . . U . . . You know the thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:05 PM (FVME7)


If Joe glitches like that or goes off-script and ends-up saying, "anyway...", he may well be toast for this campaign.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (5fDan)

303 I just want to know what drug they use to make Biden semi-coherent and cognizant of his surroundings. Maybe Hunter has to supply something.

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (JojsZ)

304 Real Mac Report @RealMacReport 4h
🚨Breaking: The brother of the migrant accused of murdering nursing student Laken Riley is in court for possessing a fake ID and he has ties with a vicious Venezuelan gang behind a terrifying wave of violence.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (2yu8s)

305 299 I'm writing in Zombie Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

No.
Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (llON

======

You're not Zombie Stonewall Jackson. You'd serve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

306 He will be drugged up bigtime… everyone knows this. Total freakshow..

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

307 Shit...that was Tecumseh Sherman.

Drat!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

308 I just want to know what drug they use to make Biden semi-coherent and cognizant of his surroundings. Maybe Hunter has to supply something.
Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (JojsZ)
++++
It is surely a complicated and probably fairly dangerous cocktail of drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (HnUIn)

309 257 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.
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Well lets see, there will be military ships docking in a war zone which will need a secured land perimeter to off load supplies and distribution facilities.

So yeah, US troops going to Gaza.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

310 Great topic and timely since I watched the original Dawn of the Dead last night.

I'm something of an expert.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

Having seen Sean of the Dead…

I’m something of an expert myself.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (YwyqV)

311 Great topic and timely since I watched the original Dawn of the Dead last night.

I'm something of an expert.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
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I played Axis & Allies & Zombies last weekend. Does that count?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (DeFcY)

312 You're not Zombie Stonewall Jackson. You'd serve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Don't you mean Zombie William Tecumseh Sherman?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

313 That's it.

I'm writing in Zombie Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I would resurrect Andy Jackson in order to stop a Civil War from happening.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (hKOIV)

314 312 Don't you mean Zombie William Tecumseh Sherman?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

======

I don't often want an edit button.

But it's not never.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

315
What the fake news media Won't Say, however, is biden's address was rife with populism, despite it being rife with populism.

It will be LOADED with typical, glib, boilerplate, trite, current-day democrat party populism to please the tik-tok-centric crowd as well as the average shithead D voter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (ftVjW)

316 306 He will be drugged up bigtime… everyone knows this. Total freakshow..
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

It does make it interesting b/c drugged up that high, he's more likely to ignore the earpiece as "voices in my head" and just lose himself in where he is...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (exHjb)

317 313 That's it.

I'm writing in Zombie Calvin Coolidge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I would resurrect Andy Jackson in order to stop a Civil War from happening.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (hKOIV)

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You mean...delay the civil war by a generation, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

318 Great topic and timely since I watched the original Dawn of the Dead last night.

I'm something of an expert.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

Can you do a review on Warm Bodies?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (z/ifB)

319 My favorite Union General was Black Jack Logan.. great name excellent general..

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

320 I don't often want an edit button.

But it's not never.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

Nope, you just get to live with letting your typing outpace your thinking.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (YwyqV)

321 OT: While working on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, one of you dang Morons inspired me to purchase yet MORE books courtesy of your recommendations...

I may have to find you some *special* pants to wear.

*sigh*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

322 Grandmother and aunt literally would not eat unless someone in front of them demonstrated doing it.
Posted by: whig

Ahh yes, food tasters, I'm sure Brandon uses them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (dMthY)

323 318 Can you do a review on Warm Bodies?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (z/ifB)

=======

I saw that in theaters. In the dollar theater.

I remember it being cute. 3/4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

324 I would resurrect Andy Jackson in order to stop a Civil War from happening.
Posted by: whig at March 0

I would resurrect James Buchanan to just get the damn thing going already.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)

325
ALL THE BUZZWORDS and Phrases, tonight, he'll parrot them, including "Charlottesville" and "insurrection" and "election denier" and "Russian interference."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (ftVjW)

326 Why it matters: Due to the Male Gaze and effects of patriarchy, the opinions of slender, underwear-clad women have a surprising amount of political influence.

Zoom In: Although easy to miss at first glance, the woman is also, after a fashion, wearing a robe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)

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Brought to you by Mannaxios News.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (8Sovy)

327 "Great topic and timely since I watched the original Dawn of the Dead last night.

I'm something of an expert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"


So if a zombie were elected, it would actually be the virus running things?

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (JojsZ)

328 My favorite Union General was Black Jack Logan.. great name excellent general..
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)
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One of the few "political generals" who were worth a hoot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (DeFcY)

329
Whenever Joey says "I better not say that or I'll get in trouble" he's talking about going off-script.

Problem is, he thinks he's the funniest person ever and gets a charge out of doing it, even with the danger of completely forgetting the punchline.

Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (j4U/Z)

330 321 OT: While working on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, one of you dang Morons inspired me to purchase yet MORE books courtesy of your recommendations...

I may have to find you some *special* pants to wear.

*sigh*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

=======

*stares hard at the Squirrel*
*nods in general direction of own Amazon page*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

331 Thus cementing our reputation of, "you really don't want to be their ally."
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Don't ever give up weapons and power in an attempt to get in good graces with Western powers.

Posted by: Zombie Muammar al-Qaddafi at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

332 >>> 320
==
Nope, you just get to live with letting your typing outpace your thinking.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (YwyqV)

Joe is so SMAHHHHRT his talking gets ahead of his thinking!

Posted by: DU commenters at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (llON8)

333 breaks?
what're they gonna do, play that reel of the walking popcorn box and soda?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Of course someone beat me to it. (My 296)

Posted by: mindful webworker - hordemind activate! at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (0QZAr)

334 Shit...that was Tecumseh Sherman.

Drat!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

Sure it wasn't Briggs and Stratton Grant?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (tkR6S)

335 Well lets see, there will be military ships docking in a war zone which will need a secured land perimeter to off load supplies and distribution facilities.

So yeah, US troops going to Gaza.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:17 PM (G0vdT)
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I wonder if the ROE will allow those troops to defend themselves against attacks from Hamas/Gazans...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (7fElN)

336 I hope he whips out his floppy on live tv

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (FQmDC)

337 Van Jones keeping it real.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay ‘with blood’ if they vote for Trump in 2024

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (FVME7)

338
and fuckface senile biden will remind he's still working on a "cure" for cancer, his "moonshot" bullshit, and he'll spend at least 10 full minutes on "climate change"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (ftVjW)

339 It would be cool if Joe saw giant spiders in the audience.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (rWwta)

340 Whenever Joey says "I better not say that or I'll get in trouble" he's talking about going off-script. Problem is, he thinks he's the funniest person ever and gets a charge out of doing it...

In his defense, to him, every time he says it is the first time.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

341 You mean...delay the civil war by a generation, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If Andy has become a zombie president, yes, I believe the Civil War would have not happened. Few presidents were tougher than Old Hickory.

Anyone who had the post presidential regret of not hanging John Calhoun as a traitor is all right as a zombie prezzie.

He also fought the bankers and won that for an era.

We would have to get rid of the 22nd Amendment though for Andy to serve.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (hKOIV)

342 Send in the Clowns should be the theme music for Biden to walk up the aisle.
Posted by: whig

Benny Hill theme song.

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (PwgSL)

343
304 Real Mac Report @RealMacReport 4h
🚨Breaking: The brother of the migrant accused of murdering nursing student Laken Riley is in court for possessing a fake ID and he has ties with a vicious Venezuelan gang behind a terrifying wave of violence.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:16 PM (2yu8s)

Still a future scientist right?
- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (bWsRe)

344 >>> 337 Van Jones keeping it real.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay 'with blood' if they vote for Trump in 2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (FVME7)

I've heard this one before.

Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (llON8)

345 More than just Brandon’s energy level will be how he talks. If Dark Brandon (Darth?) shows up swearing at Ultra MAGA Nation, he will help Trump.

Posted by: Advo at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (VHN21)

346 Just saw the opening lines of the speech:

The state of the union is strong. But I'm stronger. I'm challenging the union to a push up contest. Right now, jack. I'm serious!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

347 https://tinyurl.com/2vz44ws9
19 seconds; first swearing-in of the first black woman FDNY chaplain.
Posted by: andycanuck

I saw that and it was brutal. Of course James will come out saying that the FDNY was booing the first black Chaplain and championing the racist Trump and how disgraceful!

Posted by: Cheri The Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (oiNtH)

348 337 Van Jones keeping it real.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay ‘with blood’ if they vote for Trump in 2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (FVME7)

========

Now, that's a weird admission that the violence from BLM in 2020 was because the left is the source of societal discord in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

349 328 My favorite Union General was Black Jack Logan.. great name excellent general..
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)
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One of the few "political generals" who were worth a hoot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:19 PM (DeFcY)

Yep. Real hardass.. but the troops loved the guy..

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (PCK5/)

350 The worst part of all big speeches is having to watch the speaker appear to be watching a tennis match. I hate the non-stop head-swivel.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (5fDan)

351 Who will be performing at the 1/2 time show tonight?
Posted by: Montec

Zombie Sam Kinison

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (aw2/Z)

352 Send in the Clowns should be the theme music for Biden to walk up the aisle.
Posted by: whig

Benny Hill theme song.
Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (PwgSL)
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...slowed down to the same speed that FJB moves...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (7fElN)

353 I'm going bowling. I'll read the comments here later.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (bxwtE)

354 336 I hope he whips out his floppy on live tv
Posted by: steevy

I invited some families with young daughters to attend, so it won't be floppy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (JCZqz)

355 I'm waiting for the Italian TV satires after the SOTU speech.

Posted by: Ciampino - cretini at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (qfLjt)

356 What a sad joke of a nation we are, letting a drug-addled old man wander out on national television and destroy one of the last alliances we have with a capable country in the world.

All our other alliances, with maybe Japan excepted, are with mooches who expect us to provide for their defense.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (p5Yig)

357

Remember when his eye blew up?

What happened there?

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (W2qtL)

358 336 I hope he whips out his floppy on live tv
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 03:20 PM (FQmDC)

It’s a whole 3.5” and pretty hard to boot! What’s not to like?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (YwyqV)

359 I saw that.. One was the actor from Independence day... You know the movie where the President leads the attack on "aliens "who are trying to take over

Posted by: It's me donna

Great lead in for closing the border

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (JkCto)

360 The only good SOTUs I ever saw were dead.

Posted by: zombie general phil sheridan at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (2yu8s)

361 I would resurrect James Buchanan to just get the damn thing going already.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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James Buchanan, unlike Joe Biden's junta, knew enough to not run for reelection. So there is that. Buchanan was told beforehand by one of the justices that peace in our time was at hand via the pending Dred Scott decision.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (hKOIV)

362 van Jones isn’t his real name. He made it up.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (bWsRe)

363 We don’t have to make our own bingo cards! The British did the work for us.

https://tinyurl.com/mrztr34n

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

364 341 Anyone who had the post presidential regret of not hanging John Calhoun as a traitor is all right as a zombie prezzie.

He also fought the bankers and won that for an era.

We would have to get rid of the 22nd Amendment though for Andy to serve.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (hKOIV)

========

His solution in the nullification crisis created the environment in South Carolina that led to a new generation of politicians who thought they were masters of the universe and could get the federal government to bend to their will.

He solved the immediate crisis without bloodshed, but he created the political class in SC that started the bloodshed less than 30 years later.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

365 Somebody tell me when did the Democraps regain a majority i the house?

Posted by: Ciampino - proofreading is a lost art? at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (qfLjt)

366 Now, that's a weird admission that the violence from BLM in 2020 was because the left is the source of societal discord in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
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Van thinks Trump is going to cause WWIII in Europe and we'll have to send troops in just like in WWII.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

367
Someone should tell van cocksucker jones that 99% of "haley voters" are democrats and Republicans who NEVER for the R in the general election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (ftVjW)

368 House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) told Axios

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Didn't realize a Gimmedat named Hoyer was House Majority Leader nor his name not Jeffries - I can't be the only one to notice... honest mistake or a preview into the future?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (RU9tj)

369 We don’t have to make our own bingo cards! The British did the work for us.

https://tinyurl.com/mrztr34n
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
LOL

Their's isn't bad. Decent effort.

Also, apropos of nothing, does anyone remember when we were a serious country and foreigners - especially important allies like Britain - took us seriously?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)

370 366 Van thinks Trump is going to cause WWIII in Europe and we'll have to send troops in just like in WWII.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

=======

That's a weird admission that Van Jones thinks that Trump won the 2020 election and is currently president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

371 Send in the Clowns should be the theme music for Biden to walk up the aisle.
Posted by: whig

Benny Hill theme song.
Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 03:21 PM (PwgSL)
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...slowed down to the same speed that FJB moves...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (7fElN)

Teddy Bear Picnic, played slowly, would also set the properly creepy tone.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (z/ifB)

372 I invited some families with young daughters to attend, so it won't be floppy!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 03:22 PM (JCZqz)
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Did they add a little something extra to your drug cocktail?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (7fElN)

373 365 Somebody tell me when did the Democraps regain a majority i the house?
Posted by: Ciampino - proofreading is a lost art? at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (qfLjt)

Ever since 2006.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (YwyqV)

374

Somebody tell me when did the Democraps regain a majority i the house?
Posted by: Ciampino - proofreading is a lost art?


Why It Matters: Who cares!

Posted by: Axios Fake News for stupid people at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (ftVjW)

375 Glitch Staring contest between McConnell and Biden.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (lf83v)

376 370 366 Van thinks Trump is going to cause WWIII in Europe and we'll have to send troops in just like in WWII.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

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That's a weird admission that Van Jones thinks that Trump won the 2020 election and is currently president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

Why it’s almost like some believe that Van knows what the hell he’s talking about…

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

377 He's going to pull a Dave and fake collapse right there in the joint session of Congress, and voila - a new candidate will step up.

Posted by: weew at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (/uwTS)

378 Benny Hill theme song.
Posted by: Biergood

Benny Hill was at least funny at times. I find little humor in Biden's junta other than a sickening sensation that they have still found even lower levels of hell than I anticipated for us.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (hKOIV)

379 That's a weird admission that Van Jones thinks that Trump won the 2020 election and is currently president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Indeed.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

380 Van thinks Trump is going to cause WWIII in Europe and we'll have to send troops in just like in WWII.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Uhhh, he is aware that Trump lost (honestly or not) the 2020 election and that the descent of Ukraine into war happened on Biden's watch and that the agitation for the escalation of that war up to and including American involvement head-to-head against Russia also happened on Biden's watch, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

381 That Bingo card will work well

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (fwDg9)

382 That's good news, Piper! Sorry to be late responding.
Prayers continuing.
--

Nan, Mad Max, Wasserman Schultz can take a knee & the Squad dance in the aisle ways if needed as distractions.

OTOH, rowdy Republicans, though unlikely, could bedevil FJB by wearing paper masks of Jason Palmer's face and waving a banner saying, "I beat Joe Biden for President, 2024!"

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (GshMh)

383 380 Uhhh, he is aware that Trump lost (honestly or not) the 2020 election and that the descent of Ukraine into war happened on Biden's watch and that the agitation for the escalation of that war up to and including American involvement head-to-head against Russia also happened on Biden's watch, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

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Advocating for peace in the Ukraine is just asking for more war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

384 298 268 The key is to give him enough anticholinergics that he has good executive function for 90 minutes, but not so much that he starts hallucinating.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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At a point, the drugs stop working. Seen it happen and it is not pretty. Grandmother and aunt literally would not eat unless someone in front of them demonstrated doing it.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (hKOIV)

Because they forgot how?

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (o3SCB)

385 Leftists blame there crimes and deeds on opponents

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (fwDg9)

386 Remember when his eye blew up?

What happened there?
_________

He looked into the wrong glory hole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (lf83v)

387 Matrix has been skipping around since the Large Hadron collider powered up years ago.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (hKOIV)

388 Trump had no wars during his 4 years. Obama and Biden started multiple wars before and after him. But Trump is the warmonger.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (bWsRe)

389 The Death March of a Marionette (the theme to the Alfred Hitchcock show) would also work for Biden's entry music.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:28 PM (9yWhg)

390 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
NEW - Biden is putting up a fence around the U.S. Capitol to protect himself during his State of the Union address today.
---
Fox report

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:28 PM (2yu8s)

391 388 Trump had no wars during his 4 years. Obama and Biden started multiple wars before and after him. But Trump is the warmonger.
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (bWsRe)

=======

Well, yeah. Putin invaded Ukraine because Trump said that Putin could invade a little bit.*

*in this sentence, we have replaced "Biden" with "Trump" for narrative purposes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

392 The Death March of a Marionette (the theme to the Alfred Hitchcock show) would also work for Biden's entry music.
__________

The music from the Monty Python Show.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (lf83v)

393
Was it true that the term "Stonewall" was a derogatory term coined by a fellow confederate general at Bull Run when complaining that Thomas Biblethumping Jackson wouldn't come to his division's help?

Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (j4U/Z)

394 390 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
NEW - Biden is putting up a fence around the U.S. Capitol to protect himself during his State of the Union address today.
---
Fox report
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:28 PM (2yu8s)


Now THAT is something I’d pay to see…

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

395 Benny Hill was at least funny at times.


And had LOTS of scantily clad women running around.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

396 Because they forgot how?
Posted by: m
=======
Yes or forgot what they were doing in the middle of a meal. Literally no short term memory at all and that usually coincides with limited or no speaking ability at that point.

Good memory care facilities have clients in public dining simply so they remember to eat and how to eat. Pretty sad at times.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (hKOIV)

397 NEW - Biden is putting up a fence around the U.S. Capitol to protect himself during his State of the Union address today.
---
Fox report
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:28 PM (2yu8s)
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Protect him from Dem protesters....Anti-Sematic protesters.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

398 Trump had no wars during his 4 years. Obama and Biden started multiple wars before and after him. But Trump is the warmonger.
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:27 PM (bWsRe)
++++
Look, the fact that Obama launched more cruise missiles than any other Peace Laureate doesn't detract from the larger fact that he - unlike the war monger Donald Trump - *is* a Peace Laureate!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

399 362 van Jones isn’t his real name. He made it up.
Posted by: Montec

What kind of low life would do something like that? And he picked an extra-white name to gain some kind of clout? Pathetic!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

400 Van thinks Trump is going to cause WWIII in Europe and we'll have to send troops in just like in WWII.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
=======================
The lack of awareness of how idiotic his projection sounds is amazing to me.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (p5Yig)

401 We don’t have to make our own bingo cards! The British did the work for us.

https://tinyurl.com/mrztr34n
Posted by: Piper

Over under odds on MTG screaming BINGO at the top of her lungs?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 07, 2024 03:30 PM (dMthY)

402 393
Was it true that the term "Stonewall" was a derogatory term coined by a fellow confederate general at Bull Run when complaining that Thomas Biblethumping Jackson wouldn't come to his division's help?
Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (j4U/Z)

=======

I've always read it was because his men held firm along a stonewall at Bull Run.

It was an ironic name since Jackson was known for speed and active movement on the battlefield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

403 LOL.

From FOX

Biden State of the Union: Americans can place prop bets on gaffes, mix-ups and even a 'brain freeze'
Triple your money if Biden utters 'senile' or 'dementia' during State of the Union

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 03:30 PM (GYmDu)

404 398 Look, the fact that Obama launched more cruise missiles than any other Peace Laureate doesn't detract from the larger fact that he - unlike the war monger Donald Trump - *is* a Peace Laureate!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

=======

Obama had goodness in his heart when he ordered the murder of brown people, including two American citizens without judicial oversight.

Trump had badness in his heart when he reduced American involvement in wars that would have led to brown people dying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

405 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
JUST IN - Xcel Energy says its facilities appeared to have a role in igniting the largest wildfire in Texas history — AP

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:31 PM (2yu8s)

406 NEW - Biden is putting up a fence around the U.S. Capitol to protect himself during his State of the Union address today.

...

I have been to a presentation by the firm that makes and sold that fence to the Gov't. They keep it in storage and pull it out when they want.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 07, 2024 03:31 PM (z/ifB)

407 Van Jones keeping it real.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay ‘with blood’ if they vote for Trump in 2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Those are some pretty tall words there, buckaroo.

Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 07, 2024 03:31 PM (vcOmj)

408 CLIMATE CRISIS

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (tiKqN)

409
I'd say there is 75% chance the pro-hamas cheerleaders in the democrat party disrupt the speech at least once, and a 95% chance that pro-hamas "protesters" will be as close to the capitol building as possible, making a nuissance of themselves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (ftVjW)

410 Was it true that the term "Stonewall" was a derogatory term coined by a fellow confederate general at Bull Run when complaining that Thomas Biblethumping Jackson wouldn't come to his division's help?
Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (j4U/Z)
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John Imboden, who was with General Bee as he was dying, said that Bee was not happy with jackson's performance, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (DeFcY)

411 Any takers for: Lying dog faced pony soldier

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

412 409
I'd say there is 75% chance the pro-hamas cheerleaders in the democrat party disrupt the speech at least once, and a 95% chance that pro-hamas "protesters" will be as close to the capitol building as possible, making a nuissance of themselves.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (ftVjW)

========

There's what the GOP should do.

Use their invitations to bring in radical Islamists to protest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

413 Oh my Good Lord.

Check out this article in the NYTimes about Dork Brandon's SotU tonight.

http://tiny.cc/3umgxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (Odg76)

414
Protect him from Dem protesters....Anti-Sematic protesters.
Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

Nuh-uh. It’s protection from ultra MAGA white supremacists.
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (bWsRe)

415 @FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay ‘with blood’ if they vote for Trump in 2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
++++
This sounds more than a little bit like a terrorist threat.

Where oh where is the FBI?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

416 Advance Copy of Biden Pre Recorded SOTU Address below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch? =6epzmRZk6UU&list=PL6AEbQGJRhBHfYvnbhLiq_UP6jiafpz0c&index=1

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (Mig/N)

417 Nothing screams Fascism than a barricade around yourself

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

418 TJM

You're a books and movie guy.

RFK, Jr has a strange, fascinating face. I think he would make an interesting Captain Ahab, just based on his demeanor.

Melville wrote that, "Ahab had a crucifixion in his face." So does RFK, JR.

(Hope no-one will jump in and accuse me of supporting him. I don't.)

Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 03:33 PM (NLIak)

419 Instead of watching the SOTU, I think I'll watch Knightriders.

No, not Knight Rider.

Knightriders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

420 Oh my Good Lord.

Check out this article in the NYTimes about Dork Brandon's SotU tonight.

http://tiny.cc/3umgxz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (Odg76)
++++
Oy.

Those straight shootin' straight-up straight journalists at the Paper of Record are on top of their game...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

421 396 Because they forgot how?
Posted by: m
=======
Yes or forgot what they were doing in the middle of a meal. Literally no short term memory at all and that usually coincides with limited or no speaking ability at that point.

Good memory care facilities have clients in public dining simply so they remember to eat and how to eat. Pretty sad at times.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 03:29 PM (hKOIV)

Very sad. Thank you for explaining.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (o3SCB)

422 418 Melville wrote that, "Ahab had a crucifixion in his face." So does RFK, JR.

(Hope no-one will jump in and accuse me of supporting him. I don't.)
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 03:33 PM (NLIak)

=======

His voice is to squeaky! But he does have the right kind of face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

423

If a fence is indeed being put up, I'd guess it's because they know that the pro-hamas thugs are planning something.

But, fake news will say it's because of security worries from the Trump supporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (ftVjW)

424 JUST IN - Xcel Energy says its facilities appeared to have a role in igniting the largest wildfire in Texas history — AP
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 03:31 PM (2yu8s)
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Texans: "Sonny, could you expand on "a role in".

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

425 Joe is going to be so wired tonight that shooting blood from his eye is more likely than freezing up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (c9zag)

426 363 We don’t have to make our own bingo cards! The British did the work for us.

https://tinyurl.com/mrztr34n
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

Ha!
archive.is link:

https://archive.is/UtrQD

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (o3SCB)

427 State of the Union will be AI. We have the technology.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (xT7BI)

428 I'm afraid that poor man is gonna get over-juiced, and stroke-out\MCI on national TV, and all hell breaks loose.

They've been lucky (so far...) that they've controlled the situation, the dosage, and his exposure, but there will be tons of pressure, lots of stimulation, sounds, lights, and eyes upon him.

God only knows what's gonna happen tonite. For the Country's sake, I hope it goes well, and that poor man manages to find his peace...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (zL/eJ)

429 There stands Jackson like a stone wall — rally round the Virginians! ~ Barnard Bee

Posted by: Bull Run at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (RJHbn)

430 425 Joe is going to be so wired tonight that shooting blood from his eye is more likely than freezing up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (c9zag)

=======

I have modified my best case scenario.

Instead of him just falling asleep while waiting for applause, he also has a massive shit at the same time that the microphone unmistakably picks up. He still doesn't wake up, and Schumer has to prod him from behind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

431 Instead of watching the SOTU, I think I'll watch Knightriders.

No, not Knight Rider.

Knightriders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)


Knight Train, the short lived sequel to Knight Rider.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 03:36 PM (c9zag)

432 "We are all nervous," said one House Democrat, citing concerns about the 81-year-old Biden's "ability to speak without blowing things."

Speaking of Blowing Things, Where will Vice President Harris be sitting?

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (11kd9)

433 This sounds more than a little bit like a terrorist threat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (

It's well intentioned

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (tiKqN)

434 Nood

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (DeFcY)

435 John Imboden, who was with General Bee as he was dying, said that Bee was not happy with jackson's performance, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Bee just kept babblin' on about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (9yWhg)

436 427 State of the Union will be AI. We have the technology.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (xT7BI)
---------

I could see a Capricorn One scenario.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

437
biden is exactly 81.294 years old, btw

(really)

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (ftVjW)

438 Where oh where is the FBI?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)
---
Arresting another Blaze reporter? ¯\_(ツ_/¯

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot's Steak And Onion at March 07, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

439 van Jones isn’t his real name. He made it up.
Posted by: Montec

What kind of low life would do something like thaest? And he picked an extra-white name to gain some kind of clout? Pathetic!
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg

-
First he was going for Cadillac Jones but decided it was over the top.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:39 PM (FVME7)

440 First he was going for Cadillac Jones but decided it was over the top.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:39 PM (FVME7)
--------------

He then over adjusted and went with "Van down by the River" before settling on just "Van"

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

441 434 Nood
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 03:37 PM (DeFcY)

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:42 PM (o3SCB)

442 242 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Since fighting Russia is too controversial, President Jake Sullivan decided to fight the Israelis.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood
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Politico, NATO begins bombing Serbia, March 24, 1999. — The air raids, President Bill Clinton said, were aimed at halting widespread evidence of urban cleansing — the worst such outbreak in Europe ...

AP News, Aug 16, 2016: Biden offers condolences for 1999 NATO bombing of Serbia.
As a senator, Biden was a strong advocate of the NATO bombing of Serbia in the 1990s.

Balkan Insight, Aug 17, 2017 - Biden Offers Condolences for Victims of NATO Bombing. US Vice-President Joseph Biden offered condolences to the families of 1999 NATO bombing victims and urged Serbia and Kosovo to resolve open ...

The Intercept, Biden's Stance on the Yugoslav Civil War
2021/04/27 - Biden said that in 1993, “I was suggesting we bomb Belgrade. I was suggesting that we send American pilots in and blow up all of the bridges on ...

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 03:43 PM (GshMh)

443 The only SOTUs I ever watched since Ronaldus Magnus were Trump's.

Loved the exploding commie heads when he presented El Rushbo with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2020.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 03:44 PM (Qe9sZ)

444 337 Van Jones keeping it real.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Van Jones warns Haley voters that Americans will pay ‘with blood’ if they vote for Trump in 2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Maybe his ex-fil won't be in on the game anymore.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 03:46 PM (GshMh)

445 Joe's SOTU.

https://tinyurl.com/ywjww8eu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 03:47 PM (FVME7)

446 I've always read it was because his men held firm along a stonewall at Bull Run.

It was an ironic name since Jackson was known for speed and active movement on the battlefield.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

There was no physical stone wall there at first Bull Run. General Bee and his men were in a forward position and where being routed and Jackson had formed his brigade on another hill to the rear (Henry House Hill)

I have heard the "There stands Jackson like a damned Stone Wall" alternative before, especially after his bad performance at the Seven Days Battles but it seems too cute to be true. Certainly Jackson and his men were proud of the name.

Now Imboden was an artillery battery captain at First Bull Run and was deployed with Jackson on Henry House Hill. Bee did come and ask for support from Jackson but I'm doubtful that Imboden would have been hanging about there, and Bee was shot and later died of his wound so its unsure where he would have heard anything from him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

447 Loved the exploding commie heads when he presented El Rushbo with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2020.

-------------

Damn, cannot believe it's been four years.

An insomniac nightmare for me and the nation and world ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 03:48 PM (Qe9sZ)

448 Rumor on radio says America is sending troops to Gaza.

Since fighting Russia is too controversial, President Jake Sullivan decided to fight the Israelis.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood

Given our recent record that might be good news for the Israelis.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 03:49 PM (eoQWY)

449 I have modified my best case scenario.
Instead of him just falling asleep while waiting for applause, he also has a massive shit at the same time that the microphone unmistakably picks up. He still doesn't wake up, and Schumer has to prod him from behind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

Every time Biden is going to give a speech, so many posters here predict the same thing, only to be very disappointed when it doesn't happen.

I've read the same prediction over and over since 2019 he is going to shit his pants on television. No, he is not. He will be wired up and vacillate between whisper and yelling, will blame every problem on the Republicans, will insult the Supreme Court members in attendance. He will miss pronounce names and places, and the Democrats will give a standing ovation whenever he says "abortion", " job creation" and unions. It will be one lie after another.

Posted by: jen the original at March 07, 2024 03:57 PM (1q8Fq)

450 I expect he'll overcompensate and come out talking like a meth addict. In the middle he'll start slurring words, and mispronouncing things. He'll end with a huge flourish where he blows his big line. I'm guessing he'll end with "As Abram Wasinting once time said: Gobless Merca!"

The media will say "see, everything is perfectly normal."

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