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Karine Jean-Pierre Refuses to Say That Her Demented Boss Will Debate Trump

But... but Joe Scarborough says that Biden is now "at his best"! He says that he welcomes the comparison of Biden's mental acuity to Trump's! He can't wait for them that comparison on the debate stage!

So I don't understand why the Regime is hiding Biden and ducking a debate!

Please help me understand!

Yes, there will be a State of Dementia thread tonight at around 8:45 Eastern. The State of Dementia address starts at 9pm, after all the Sarcastic Applause for Biden.

The Cafe will be posted a little early.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:24 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at March 07, 2024 01:23 PM (aJxr8)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 07, 2024 01:23 PM (rbKZ6)

3 Even Joe shows up.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:23 PM (krQz2)

4 Whatever

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (AEvvx)

5 Emst!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (DeFcY)

6 Dang!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (rbKZ6)

7 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Wnv9h)

8 It's good that you done that, Joe! Real good!

Posted by: Joe ScarIntern at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (krQz2)

9 Sponge!

Posted by: junior at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (MBcHy)

10 Or not.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Wnv9h)

11 Mopsy always sounds like a broken record.

Posted by: huerfano at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4KYm)

12 Half of the country believes the Narrative. We are doomed.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (qUkBO)

13 Who is giving the response tonight?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (ruqzg)

14 I look forward to watching Joe challenge Trump to a pushup contest before stumbling across the stage and shitting his pants.

Posted by: brak at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (AR07F)

15 Joey Pervert might start talking about toe sucking contests

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

16 Mopsy always sounds like a broken record.
Posted by: huerfano at March 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4KYm)
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Broken records make more sense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (DeFcY)

17 The Best Biden Ever

LMAO my Lord the Babylon Bee has nothing on these jesters

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (tiKqN)

18 Biden will use Trump's refusing to debate his primary opponents as the excuse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (YAtuc)

19 I called the Horde.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (rbKZ6)

20 They'll give an excuse to avoid debating. Newsome's been doing that here in California, so it's not as if skipping debates is something that just started this year.

Posted by: junior at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (MBcHy)

21 Mudpants to be medicated through his teeth tonight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (R4t5M)

22 I saw that there are supposed to be 2 intermissions during the SOTU.

Posted by: Oklahoma Teachers Association at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (FjlUt)

23 Ace called it, Trump did this, why not Biden? Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.

Posted by: Benchmark at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (YJK/8)

24 Cue the clucking chicken.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (lf83v)

25 If Biden is at his best ever, will The Intern Murderer show us clips of when he was worse?

Cause, you know, can't be "best ever" if you weren't worse before....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (yikga)

26 Do you think people like Joe even feel anything after spouting obvious BS like that.
Are they so accustomed to it that they can just brush it off?

Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (53oGX)

27 The Sniffer doesn't need to debate no dog faced pony doldier

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (AEvvx)

28 Cue the clucking chicken.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (lf83v)
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Not again.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (DeFcY)

29 Damn sock

Posted by: TC at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (FjlUt)

30
Build back Brandon better best Brandon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (0FoWg)

31 But honestly Best Biden Ever is rookie shit. He should at the very least be the best man to ever grace this earthly realm with his magnificent presence.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (tiKqN)

32 Joe Biden doesn't want Trump to look bad on the stage, so he is trying to spare the embarrassment. He is a giver.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (N3GIM)

33 18 Biden will use Trump's refusing to debate his primary opponents as the excuse.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (YAtuc)
_____

That and to debate evil is to give evil a veil of legitimacy. "We don't debate Nazis" and all that shit . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

34 Are there any drinking games planned out for tonight's State of the Union? If so, should I plan to play close to an ER?

Posted by: NR Pax at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (FDTbY)

35 Yes, there will be a State of Dementia thread tonight at around 8:45 Eastern. The State of Dementia address starts at 9pm, after all the Sarcastic Applause for Biden.

Booze run!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (qRe8u)

36 The problem with war is all the pollution!

Posted by: John Kerry at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)

37 Intern Slayer is being blackmailed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (R4t5M)

38 23 Ace called it, Trump did this, why not Biden? Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.
Posted by: Benchmark at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (YJK/

Bullshit.
They've been running the basement campaign no debate tests for a while, since Arizona Governor.

He can complain and he will.. and it'll gain traction because it will cause the media to further debase themselves defending it.

Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (53oGX)

39 Best Biden Ever

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (pgwxJ)

40 Then,, his heart forgot how to beat

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (J8LnB)

41 Scarborough knows that's not true in his heart, and yet he says it out loud in service to his party.

In his mind he's the good guy for leading the rubes the the right conclusions.... you know a useful idiot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (7HpjT)

42 Who is giving the response tonight?
Posted by: Last Days of the Rep

Giv Britt?

I think from Iowa

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (FxH7T)

43 Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.
__________

Slit his throat? Yeah, sure. Where is his opposition today after Super Tuesday?

Even if Trump debated other Republicans, do you really think Biden would debate Trump?

Seriously? Trump isn't complaining.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (lf83v)

44 The State of Dementia address starts at 9pm
.......

WAY past his bedtime.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

45 I think The Golden Haired Honey Badger’s simulcast will likely score bigger and better ratings.

No one wants to watch Biden lie and scream at Americans.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (I6NNh)

46 I think the "better" Scarborough is referring to is multiplicative, not additive. Since Biden has always been at zero intellectually and analytically, 10 x his previous best is still zero, so...

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (1bNHn)

47 Joe Scarborough goes full state TV

Clap harder, Comrade. Others are watching you.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (llON8)

48 Best Biden Ever is a pretty low bar to clear.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (IGKzA)

49 What's the over/under on whether Johnson rips up his copy of the SOTU?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (W/lyH)

50 Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.
Posted by: Benchmark at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (YJK/

Because otherwise Trump's complaints would be given the respect and admiration they usually are. Nevermind he was a billion points ahead, not behind in useless polls like Biden is.

For fuck's sake this is tiresome.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (tiKqN)

51 Morning Joe got into the highly potent hallucinogens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (4I/2K)

52 Joe Scarborough the Stalinist

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (rWwta)

53 Senator I think. Not Gov

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (FxH7T)

54 Please help me understand!

Joe Scarborough is a soulless, lying, scum sucking, imbecilic hack. There, does that help make it clearer for you?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (sNc8Y)

55 I'm starting to think that even Joe Scarborough doesn't believe his own lies anymore.

Posted by: Cory C at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (XgTAw)

56 Look JACK, I'll debelerate that megeristate Trump and tire her apiece!

My word as a Biden!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (17s+e)

57 SOTU will be on a 10 second delay in case FJB shits himself like nadler.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (CEq3z)

58 Assuming Biden is still on the ticket in the fall, they will go with "we don't debate candidates who engaged in an insurrection."

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (i7Q7S)

59 Third aneurysm's the charm.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

60 45 I think The Golden Haired Honey Badger’s simulcast will likely score bigger and better ratings.

No one wants to watch Biden lie and scream at Americans.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2024 01:29 PM (I6NNh)
______

Bad Orange Man is going a MST3K type thing?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

61 42 Who is giving the response tonight?
Posted by: Last Days of the Rep
---
Katie Britt, freshman Senator from Alabama.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (woPEM)

62 Best Biden Built Back Better!

Baa baa!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (yikga)

63 I'M NOT GOING TO PLATFORM THAT EVIL FASCIST TRUMP!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (YAtuc)

64 13 Who is giving the response tonight?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (ruqzg

Some rookie first tern congress chick

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (qRe8u)

65 Nevermind he was a billion points ahead, not behind in useless polls like Biden is.
________

Exactly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (lf83v)

66 Does it seem to anyone but me that Scarborough is being blackmailed to say this crap? I can't imagine that Mika is capable of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose so it's either stupidity or blackmail

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (58LrU)

67 But honestly Best Biden Ever is rookie shit. He should at the very least be the best man to ever grace this earthly realm with his magnificent presence.
Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:27 PM (tiKqN)
----------------
...the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (DeFcY)

68 Which Republican in the audience is gonna yell "YOU LIE"?
Cuz there better be at least one.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

69 I hope when Biden does his whisper shtick that someone has the balls to yell speak up we can't hear you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (7HpjT)

70 Buh-gawk!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (DeFcY)

71

Trump will be live-blogging. I bet he gets more viewers than all the house organ networks combined.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)

72 Waiting with false anticipation for Morning Wood Joe's take on Bumble's SOTU. I am going to predict that the mental gymnastics required to get even the East German judge to raise his score card, are beyond his flabby ass abilities.

Posted by: Helen Parr at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (aw2/Z)

73 How do these douchebags keep a straight face?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (1bNHn)

74 I like the big public mumblefests. That's when they have to really lay the Adderall on thick, to crank that old coot up to remain standing while mumbling for a long, 5+ minutes.

The longer the mumble, the more likely I am to get video of this mummy crumbling to dust in front of a grateful nation.

I don't watch them anymore, they're unbearable, and the live show isn't so important. I'm content to wait for the excerpted clip where the crone clasps Brandon to her icy bosom and drags him off to the Pit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (0FoWg)

75 Please help me understand!

Joe Scarborough is a soulless, lying, scum sucking, imbecilic hack. There, does that help make it clearer for you?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (sNc8Y)

and he was a Republican Congressman!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (4I/2K)

76 IDK, if Trump talks him into a seizure there'll be a sympathy vote boost.

Countered by a cheering vote.

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (PMJuY)

77 I wonder what galaxy Joetard will be travelling though when he burps up his note card speech

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (ZV+pB)

78 The funniest part about "Biden is far beyond cogent. He is better than he has EVER been intellectually, analytically. He is the best Biden ever." is that Joe and Mika insist each day that Trump voters believe a bunch of lies.

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (i7Q7S)

79 66 Does it seem to anyone but me that Scarborough is being blackmailed to say this crap? I can't imagine that Mika is capable of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose so it's either stupidity or blackmail
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (58LrU)


Has Scarborough ever been actually cleared in the mysterious death of his intern? QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (x0n13)

80 Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.
Posted by: Benchmark

Put down the bong

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (AEvvx)

81 Build Back Best Biden, Buddy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

82 Trump will be live-blogging. I bet he gets more viewers than all the house organ networks combined.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)
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That's been Crowder's gig.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (krQz2)

83 75 Please help me understand!

Joe Scarborough is a soulless, lying, scum sucking, imbecilic hack. There, does that help make it clearer for you?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (sNc8Y)

and he was a Republican Congressman!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (4I/2K)

And had the FBI cover up for banging his intern's head on the desk so hard she died. um... allegedly

Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (53oGX)

84 Ice Spice>KJP

Posted by: mr tmz at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (rJ48h)

85 Let me help KJP out.

"Will Biden debate Trumo?"

"No! And did I mention... HELL, No!!!" ?

There. That's the plain English version. She speaks Orwellian English.

Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (NLIak)

86 Does Jenn Rubin still have screaming orgasms everytime Senile Joe speaks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (rWwta)

87 Biden will use Trump's refusing to debate his primary opponents as the excuse.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (YAtuc)

And so giving one load of bullshit in a trillion a shred of idiotic legitimacy (I mean it's a 2 year olds excuse, isn't it? "Mom, he did it first") is supposed to break Trump or something? We really aren't used to someone playing by his own rules and not letting the opponent set parameters.

How many times over the years did we want our candidate not to participate in setups expressly designed to screw them over? And that's what the Republican debates were.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (tiKqN)

88 "Best Biden Ever" is a really low bar, which he won't be able to clear.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (5eeFV)

89 Who is giving the response tonight?

Some first term back bencher that you never heard of before but who has the right mix of chromosomes.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (sNc8Y)

90 "State of Dementia" is a good term for it. One might also call it "State of the Onion" which is about the ability of Biden's brain.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (m5KpY)

91 ...The longer the mumble, the more likely I am to get video of this mummy crumbling to dust in front of a grateful nation...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (0FoWg)


He chose poorly.

Posted by: 700 Year Old Knight at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (AiZBA)

92 49 What's the over/under on whether Johnson rips up his copy of the SOTU?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (W/lyH)
_______
He should take a dump and use it to wipe himself. Better still, use it to wipe Biden when Ol' Joe inevitably shits himself.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (1bNHn)

93 I predict the scene from the end of the movie ‘Dave’, where the ‘’’President’’’ has a stroke and ‘’’dies’’’. This gets everyone what they want, no Biden, Biden gets to keep his money.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (U81Si)

94 13 Who is giving the response tonight?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (ruqzg

Some rookie first tern congress chick
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:31 PM (qRe8u)

Terns are slender, lightly built birds with long, forked tails, narrow wings, long bills, and relatively short legs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (4I/2K)

95 We'll see how Biden does tonight. Better living through chemicals has passed him along so far...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

96 Trump will be live-blogging. I bet he gets more viewers than all the house organ networks combined.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)
===

My thoughts exactly. It will be interesting the spin the democrat propaganda organs put on that. My bet is ignoring it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (17s+e)

97 I hope when Biden does his whisper shtick that someone has the balls to yell speak up we can't hear you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (7HpjT)
......

lol

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

98 Trump will be live-blogging. I bet he gets more viewers than all the house organ networks combined.
---
Some of you over 29 may remember that Rush said his dream format for a TV show was kinda this.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (yikga)

99 86 Does Jenn Rubin still have screaming orgasms everytime Senile Joe speaks?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:34 PM (rWwta)

Why did this make me think of rubbing two pieces of 80 grit sandpaper together?

Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (53oGX)

100 Does Biden lick peanut butter off Karine Jean-Pierre's toes?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (gSZYf)

101 Or "State of the Disunion"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (m5KpY)

102 I'm curious what the devil gave Intern Killer Joe for his soul, because he sure don't know how to play guitar.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (1eY81)

103 My wife just said "NO! I am not watching that old fool!"

Do I have to turn her in for treason?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

104 I wish some Congressmember would invite Trump to sit in the gallery and just glare at Joe.

He should sit next to the woman that accused Joe Biden of rape and the guy who turned over Hunter's laptop.

I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (lf83v)

105 Expect to hear Democracy, Democracy, abortion abortion, racism,racism, Nazi Trump, MAGA cult, Tax the evil rich etc tonight. Joe, the great uniter !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)

106 An audible, rumbling shart at the end would cap the night off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (R4t5M)

107 Any bets on how lame the Republican response to the SOTU will be?

Posted by: weew at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (/uwTS)

108 NY firefighters let AG Letitia James know she wasn't welcome at a promotion ceremony.

http://tiny.cc/l1egxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (6OrcJ)

109 Tune in for Tonight's State of Cornpop Address!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

110 68 Which Republican in the audience is gonna yell "YOU LIE"?
Cuz there better be at least one.
Posted by: wth

I would like to see that small handful of true patriots in Congress, stand up and turn their backs on him for his entire bumbling attempt at coherence.

Posted by: Helen Parr at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (aw2/Z)

111 Joe Biden behind closed doors

https://youtu.be/lfrJzkpzCyg?si=VV3cSqSqyXoJXY0B

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (ZV+pB)

112 if they really wanted to show that biden is in such great shape, they'd have him on camera starting around four or five pm and never let him out of sight till he starts the sotu thing. there will then be no questions of biden taking intravenous knock up juice or crapping his pants or taking a three hour nap or falling down the stairs. or maybe he would fall down once, just for laughs.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (B1FKF)

113 It's official. Scarborough has completely lost his mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)

114 Expect to hear Democracy, Democracy, abortion abortion, racism,racism, Nazi Trump, MAGA cult, Tax the evil rich etc tonight. Joe, the great uniter !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)
---
...Beau...

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (krQz2)

115 You'd think Biden was the second coming of Cicero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)

116 be funny if mcconnell afterwards says 'joe looks old'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (B1FKF)

117 For fuck's sake this is tiresome.
Posted by: ...

Meh. Far too many people right of center are hung up on process via 'muh principles' than outcomes. Same people that raise that on salty language, tone, and optics.

The really stupid ones use the Pauline Kael technique where allegedly all their friends and associates think Orange Man Bad for all of that above. Maybe with no plan thrown in there.

The proper objection to the Pauline Kael technique is speculation. The poster is spouting off about the state of mind of others which is a perilous thing to assume.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (hKOIV)

118 Corn pop was a bad dude.

Posted by: I got hairy legs at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (tczCu)

119 Does this super suit make my ass look big?

Posted by: Helen Parr at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (aw2/Z)

120 J6. Insurrection(ists.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)

121 It's official. Scarborough has completely lost his mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)
......

Mika keeps it in a jar with his testicles.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

122 Ace called it, Trump did this, why not Biden? Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now.
Posted by: Benchmark at March 07, 2024 01:26 PM (YJK/

With respect to Ace, that was wrong. There was never - not in any circumstance - going to be a debate between Brandon and Trump. The regime was never going to toss their puppet to Trump so he could toss him around like a ragdoll on quaaludes.

Trump knew that. So did everyone. It's just one of those things people who don't like Trump say because they don't like him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (0FoWg)

123 It's official. Scarborough has completely lost his mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)
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You misspelled honor.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (krQz2)

124 Biden is far beyond cogent.

-
I think we can all agree with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (FVME7)

125
Raggedy Ann got a :: sneeze bullshit sneeze :: when she was reciting just how wonderful Biden has been for the past three years. Wait for it around the 1:01 mark.

She was too dumb to know what happened. I laughed for like an hour after watching:


https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1765470661282287905

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

126 Scarborough, with wife 3, is so obvious, "First I look at the purse." That one would likely be picking sh*t with the chickens if not for her & hers. And, after all, wife's brothers are pretty much running the NATO op for US.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (GshMh)

127 State of the "Uhh"ion

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (m5KpY)

128 I stand in awe of Mr. Scarborough.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (woPEM)

129 115 You'd think Biden was the second coming of Cicero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)
_______

Well, he is the second coming of Sickero

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

130 Does Biden lick peanut butter off Karine Jean-Pierre's toes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (GYmDu)

131 All the predictions of Biden's demise seem to fall short. They'll pump him up with Doctor McCoy's go-go juice and he'll perform as usual.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

132 120 J6. Insurrection(ists.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)

Exactly... I forgot that one

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (Akjoo)

133 Does Jenn Rubin still have screaming orgasms everytime Senile Joe speaks?
Posted by: Northernlurker

***

I'm pretty sure she's at the stage where she's now storing her urine in jars and sorting it by color and volume.

She looks like Pete Davidson's picture in the attic.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (wb1YC)

134 113 It's official. Scarborough has completely lost his mind.
Posted by: Cicero
========
Personal degeneracy and espousing the principles of the Big Lie naturally rots the brain. NBC in general is the network that time forgot.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (hKOIV)

135
"Trumpshainnereshioniss"
~Joe Biden

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (dzZCL)

136 By 'salty optics', Whig, do you mean tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (5YGrl)

137 You'd think Biden was the second coming of Cicero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:37 PM (5YGrl)
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His hands will be nailed to the Senate door?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (DeFcY)

138 Expect to hear Democracy, Democracy, abortion abortion, racism,racism, Nazi Trump, MAGA cult, Tax the evil rich etc tonight. Joe, the great uniter !
---
...Beau...


Sh*t, "Beau" is the free space on the bingo card.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (sNc8Y)

139 * removes Incredible sock*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (aw2/Z)

140 >Joe Scarborough goes full state TV:

"Biden is far beyond cogent. He is ...

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he has to tweet it because apparently his mouth is full of Biden's balls

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (oCjPU)

141 Does this super suit make my ass look big?
Posted by: Helen Parr
_________

Make? No.

Help? Yes.

Posted by: Frozone at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (lf83v)

142 71

Trump will be live-blogging. I bet he gets more viewers than all the house organ networks combined.

Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)
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Assuming all platforms carrying Trump don't mysteriously malfunction.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (1bNHn)

143 FJB has been looking extra bad lately ... this may be it for him. Its good it will all be televised. Could be it is cancelled or maybe they just up his drug cocktail dose x5. It will be a hoot either way. I'll be watching Trump

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (CEq3z)

144 Some of you over 29 may remember that Rush said his dream format for a TV show was kinda this.

I miss Rush.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:35 PM (yikga)


MAGA-Dittos.

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (JunzL)

145 She looks like Pete Davidson's picture in the attic.
Posted by: Azathoth
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Does she have his alleged Big Dick Energy?

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (hKOIV)

146 Think about the fact that he is saying this knowing that Biden is watching.

Chinese girls tearfully gripping their copy of the Little Red Book as Mao passes by have nothing on his level of devotion and worship.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (yikga)

147 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (AiZBA)

148 Oh goodie, we'll get the usual GOPe pablum tonight for a response. No way a newbie Senator will trash talk or explain the invasion. There will be nothing to inspire or remember.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (LjgPm)

149 Bear in mind, if your IQ is as low as Joe Scarborough's is, Biden probably looks like Carl Sagan from his vantage point.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (wb1YC)

150 Sorry, Catholics. I love you, but this is weird as hell.

http://tiny.cc/xbegxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (6OrcJ)

151 HE AIN'T IN NOW WAYZ TAHRRED!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

152 Did Scarborough get a bonus for humiliating himself?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (rWwta)

153 I want Joe to talk about the Cookie Gap

and maybe an inadvertent F bomb
come on Joe, give us something

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (oCjPU)

154 My wife just said "NO! I am not watching that old fool!"

Do I have to turn her in for treason?
Posted by: Eeyore

Depends. How happy with her are you?
Ready to mingle again?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AEvvx)

155 I miss Rush.

Yep. Me too.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (V8he0)

156 Trump's opening statement at a theoretical debate should just be to call out FJB as a liar.

"He's a liar. He lies about me. He lies about my family. He lies about *his* family. He's lied to you over and over and over again about the things he and his administration have done that create chaos and poverty for the American people. Do you want a liar running this country?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

157 Pretentious panel of pretend presidents: https://tinyurl.com/4f59zxf6

I loved the line about how a surge of alien invaders tends to unite the people.

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (eHovo)

158
136 By 'salty optics', Whig, do you mean tits?

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Heh, you got me but "grab them by the pussy" is right up there.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (hKOIV)

159
Biden is apparently afraid of the 100,000 Chinese military age males he let into the country invading the Capitol tonight and is putting the fence back up.

What's that? In actuality a church-going couple from Texas are visiting DC?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

160 83 ...

And had the FBI cover up for banging his intern's head on the desk so hard she died. um... allegedly
Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (53oGX)
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He should have drowned her. That's what the Democrats do.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (1bNHn)

161 Joe makes 8 million a year for lying for the DNC. Mika makes 10 million a year for the same thing. I think they'd say just about anything anyone wants them to say.

Posted by: huerfano at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (Q4KYm)

162 Prediction...a 30 fib looking guys wearing Chinos and LAcoste shirts and Maga hats storm the well of the house tonight screaming this is Maga country . Three of them are arrested because they are patsy stooges and the 27 other guys can never be found again.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (7HpjT)

163 I wouldn't believe a word Joe Scarborough says about anything - Lori Klausutis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (eYF7X)

164 Raggity Karine should go debate Trump, that would be a riot

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (cYphk)

165 Ace, have you seen the video today of Kamala explaining democracy?

Posted by: Azathoth at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (wb1YC)

166 "Would you debate Hitler?"

That'll be their argument right after "Trump didn't debate the other Republicans in the primary."

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (2fIO4)

167 The Best Biden Ever

I mean, that could be right. He's better than Hunter, better than DOCTOR JILL...

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

168 Future NC Gov Mark Robinson should give the rebuttal

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (ggOdn)

169 "No malarkey!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (lf83v)

170 148 Oh goodie, we'll get the usual GOPe pablum tonight for a response. No way a newbie Senator will trash talk or explain the invasion. There will be nothing to inspire or remember.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2024 01:39 PM (LjgPm)

Should be JD Vance, but nobody wants this thankless gig

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (Akjoo)

171 Sorry, Catholics. I love you, but this is weird as hell.

http://tiny.cc/xbegxz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (6OrcJ)
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At least they don't lick things off it for "charity".

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

172 Did Scarborough get a bonus for humiliating himself?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (rWwta)


Did they ever find out why he murdered his intern ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (NtVYv)

173 More ridiculous musings on dead Beau's karma cancer are surely in the offing.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (pgwxJ)

174 154 My wife just said "NO! I am not watching that old fool!"

Do I have to turn her in for treason?
Posted by: Eeyore

Depends. How happy with her are you?
Ready to mingle again?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AEvvx)
_______

We have one of the happiest marriages I know of.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (1bNHn)

175 Katie Britt is a One, so I am good with the response.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (ufFY8)

176 Over/under on number of times Biden does his dramatic whisper is currently at 2 1/2.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (G0vdT)

177 >>Oh goodie, we'll get the usual GOPe pablum tonight for a response.

---

they're gonna reduce the size of government! Maybe even cut taxes!

(decade TBD)

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (oCjPU)

178 State of the Ewwww! ion

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (m5KpY)

179 Sorry, Catholics. I love you, but this is weird as hell.

http://tiny.cc/xbegxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (6OrcJ)

HOLD MY VODKA!!!

Posted by: V. I. Lenin at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

180 Why should our beloved Uncle Joe lower himself to be on the same stage with such a THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. Why, that would give the Magats legitimacy, and we can't have that.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (6Iip2)

181 Did Scarborough get a bonus for humiliating himself?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (rWwta)

He keeps his job and lives for another week.

Posted by: The IC at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (R4t5M)

182 >>> 84 Ice Spice>KJP
Posted by: mr tmz at March 07, 2024 01:33 PM (rJ48h)

Space Ice >>>>>>>>>> Ice Spice > KJP

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (llON8)

183 To be fair peak Biden isn't very high.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (rWwta)

184 Biden is escorted to the podium by a giant Rabbit.

Pulls a speech out of his suit pocket, smoothes it out and reads...

'The stench of this onion is strong!'

The giant rabbit escorts him off stage.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (a1415)

185 THE COOKIES ARE TOO DAMN SMALL!

Posted by: Cookie Monster at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

186 To cogent, and beyond!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (4I/2K)

187 Karine Jean-Pierre is about the right height for Bill Clinton...... Just Sayin....

Posted by: Larry Flynt at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (Mig/N)

188 Doesn't help that Biden can point to Trump's own no-show debate strategy and reasonably pitch the idea that if Trump as the presumptive nominee should forego debating, why shouldn't Biden as the actual incumbent?

Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (RCAlo)

189 Should be JD Vance, but nobody wants this thankless gig
Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (Akjoo)


Whatever you do, DON'T drink any water.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (AiZBA)

190 184 Biden is escorted to the podium by a giant Rabbit.

Pulls a speech out of his suit pocket, smoothes it out and reads...

'The stench of this onion is strong!'

The giant rabbit escorts him off stage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (a1415)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (Akjoo)

191
I agree with Scarborough. The brain addled, dementia filled Biden is the best Biden has ever been. Because when he was younger, he was a bigger asshole and much lied with such bravado it was ridiculous.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)

192 Well, it's official, we do live in bizarro world.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (JeYYB)

193 Joe... turn it down a notch.

Posted by: Bagdad Bob at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (7HpjT)

194 off, commie sock

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

195 He should have drowned her. That's what the Democrats do.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (1bNHn)

The parties switched.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (tiKqN)

196 Sorry, Catholics. I love you, but this is weird as hell.

http://tiny.cc/xbegxz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2024 01:40 PM (6OrcJ)
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At least they don't lick things off it for "charity".
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

Yeah, the whole relic thing is a bit sketchy.

But better than the relics in the White House and Senate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

197 184 Biden is escorted to the podium by a giant Rabbit.

Pulls a speech out of his suit pocket, smoothes it out and reads...

'The stench of this onion is strong!'

The giant rabbit escorts him off stage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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I think Speaker Mike Johnson should be blasting "Don't Come Around Here No More" when Biden comes into the chamber.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (hKOIV)

198 Will the Supremes stay away this year?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (lf83v)

199
WUT?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (xG4kz)

200 Biden is the only guy I've ever seen that shows up at a speech with 2 inch wide pupils and still manages to look like he's staring into a welding flame.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (wb1YC)

201 186 To cogent, and beyond!
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (4I/2K)

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hhahhahahhhaa

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (JeYYB)

202 148 Oh goodie, we'll get the usual GOPe pablum tonight for a response. No way a newbie Senator will trash talk or explain the invasion. There will be nothing to inspire or remember.
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My favorite is the contrived earnestness and emotion.

It's like all these assholes ever see is replays of Liddy Dole in 1996, and "gosh that was perfect, let's copy it!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (yikga)

203 And seriously, given the tilt of "moderators" as well as Trump's inability to control himself, I am fine with no "debates" anyway. Best of all worlds for Biden to decline; makes him look like cowardly dementia patient, and we don't have to anxiously await for Trump to say something outrageous.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (6Iip2)

204 re 150: you mean dead?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (B1FKF)

205 Did Scarborough get a bonus for humiliating himself?
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He keeps his job and lives for another week.


Also, Mika will do that thing he likes. But only once per election year.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (sNc8Y)

206 "Well, it's official, we do live in bizarro world. "

What was your first clue?

Posted by: The Giant Rabbit at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (a1415)

207 So we got that going for us.

Which is nice.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (iziT8)

208 Will the Supremes stay away this year?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (lf83v)


Diana Ross is dead... wait, what?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (AiZBA)

209 Biden may call for Marshall Law tonight . Who knows? The regime is desperate .

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (qRe8u)

210 It should be fun watching Biden coming down the isle looking for a face he'll recognize to no avail resulting in blank stairs as his shakes strangers hands.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (G0vdT)

211 SOTU is gong to be a cringe fest. Thankfully, everyone will not be paying attention to what Biden says. They will be enthralled by the massive amount of make-up on his face.

This has the potential to be entertaining....and tragic.

Posted by: Orson at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (dIske)

212 Wonder if Joe will suffer a well-timed aneurysm during the SOTU?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

213 With all due respect, this is non-news. Of course the spokes-kewpie will never say anything she is not programmed to say.

In other news, last night I sent a nastygram to North Face advising (in non-obscene terms) that I would not be buying their clothing because of their DEI promotion. Got a canned response, LOL. "We will be looking into your problem."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (tkR6S)

214 Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (RCAlo)

And Trump will respond by saying Biden is incapable of doing it and that he (Trump) is ready to do it any time.

Now what?

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (tiKqN)

215
I agree with Scarborough. The brain addled, dementia filled Biden is the best Biden has ever been. Because when he was younger, he was a bigger asshole and much lied with such bravado it was ridiculous.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)

Brilliant take

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (dzZCL)

216 14 I look forward to watching Joe challenge Trump to a pushup contest before stumbling across the stage and shitting his pants.
Posted by: brak at March 07, 2024 01:25 PM (AR07F)

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I'd gladly trade having an election this year for a walk off between Trump and Biden. The one that can walk the farthest in 1 hour wins.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (2fIO4)

217 The Cookie Monster this year. Giant rabbit could signify Easter and we're currently approaching the religious holiday of Ramadan.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (GshMh)

218 203 And seriously, given the tilt of "moderators" as well as Trump's inability to control himself, I am fine with no "debates" anyway. Best of all worlds for Biden to decline; makes him look like cowardly dementia patient, and we don't have to anxiously await for Trump to say something outrageous.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (6Iip2)

Trump has been in many debates. Name one outrageous thing he's said.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

219 No way a newbie Senator will trash talk or explain the invasion.

A newbie Senator is honestly more likely to say That Which Cannot Be Said than someone on their third term.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (2ocoG)

220 The President’s keen eye is the astrolabe of the substantive Sun - His truth discerning heart is the celestial observatory of attributes…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (L8s/5)

221 Someone should yell, hey Joe what are your pronouns.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (7HpjT)

222 Why should our beloved Uncle Joe lower himself to be on the same stage with such a THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. Why, that would give the Magats legitimacy, and we can't have that.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 07, 2024 01:42 PM (6Iip2)

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"TRUMP SENT BEAU ON A SPECIAL FORCES SUICIDE MISSION TO DIE IN KIEV, AFGHANISTAN, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (ZDkNu)

223 Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (lf83v)

224 Posted by: Benchmark

Mom find your shoes yet?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (aw2/Z)

225 we don't have to anxiously await for Trump to say something outrageous.
Posted by: Martin Tell
========
You don't read the previous comments do ya.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (hKOIV)

226
The bar is set so low that all Biden has to do is stay alive and not have a stroke during the SOTU.

That's where the dems are at.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (+oR7L)

227 we don't have to anxiously await for Trump to say something outrageous.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (6Iip2)

Trump who gained at least 10 million votes during his unhinged term during a worldwide pandemic that was blamed solely on him.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (tiKqN)

228 Tune in at 9PM tonight for my Steak and Onion Address!!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (krQz2)

229 Rivian CEO: Company will pause development of Georgia Plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (IB/6k)

230 209 Biden may call for Marshall Law tonight . Who knows? The regime is desperate .
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (qRe8u)

But John Marshall has been dead for, what, 189 years?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (L8s/5)

231 198 Will the Supremes stay away this year?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:44 PM (lf83v)
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Roberts always goes.
Alto and Thomas never go.
Can't say for the rest although I would guess the Liberal wing would go.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (G0vdT)

232 "He is the best Biden ever"
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Okay, I find it hard to make a counter argument.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

233
I breathlessly await the release of videos shot inside the White House and Executive Office Building that show SlowJoe running rings around his cow-orkers, both physically and mentally.

It is his cow-orkers who have repeatedly insisted that he was just that way ... and they would not lie to us, would they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (xG4kz)

234 He'll campaign from the basement like last time.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (VMFAF)

235 Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:46 PM (lf83v)

Cain't be wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (4I/2K)

236 Scarborough looks red from booze.

Posted by: look whats not at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (nakGR)

237 In tonight's SOTU I bet Captain Bite Me floats one or two trial balloon freedom stealing commie cures to fix his engineered fuck ups!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (qRe8u)

238 The bar is set so low that all Biden has to do is stay alive and not have a stroke during the SOTU.

That's where the dems are at.
Posted by: Frank Barone


What's the spread & the over/under?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (IB/6k)

239 Katie Britt is a cutie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (9yWhg)

240 I think Speaker Mike Johnson should be blasting "Don't Come Around Here No More" when Biden comes into the chamber.

Tipper Gore would have an aneurism, so there's that.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

241 Marshall Plan >>> Marshall (sic) Law

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (ufFY8)

242 104 I wish some Congressmember would invite Trump to sit in the gallery and just glare at Joe.
...
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:36 PM

I was thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 07, 2024 01:48 PM (rbKZ6)

243 209 Biden may call for Marshall Law tonight . Who knows? The regime is desperate .
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:45 PM (qRe8u


You make one gaff around here and it's all marshall plan this and that.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (7HpjT)

244 Joe is a wreck. This all ends tonight for FJB ... either he shits himself or he says something crazy like his butts been wiped. Im gonna tune in. Kamala will be waiting in the wings.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (CEq3z)

245 This is not The Onion. I read this somewhere respectable today-- might've been CNBC or WSJ:

Biden will present a proposal tonite for "tax increases on the rich & billionaires" coupled with a proposal to "fix Social Security." He'll say these two ideas could save Soc Sec, with no pain whatsoever for regular working folks.

Guess what, America? You're rich. Congrats!

Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (NLIak)

246 LOL. "We will be looking into your problem."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I cut and pasted your response. I got two canned responses. I've been told I'm special.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (aw2/Z)

247 And seriously, given the tilt of "moderators" as well as Trump's inability to control himself, I am fine with no "debates" anyway.

TBH, the debate stage was never his best venue anyway. He's at his best when he has the stage to himself and can riff on whatever topic is on X that day and feed off of the crowd's energy.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (sNc8Y)

248 Apparently, a rule tonight is empty the cup if Joe mentions Beau.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (krQz2)

249 Can't say for the rest although I would guess the Liberal wing would go.
_______

I wonder if Sotomayor will go. She has been sick and traveling with a medic.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (lf83v)

250 I think it's not just the dementia (although it is a huge factor), I think the Left has fully embraced the "non-platforming" movement. Think of the backlash Biden would get from his diehard supporters (yes, they exist) if he dared to platform ORANGE MAN BAD.

Posted by: pookysgirl, queen of epic naps at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (dtlDP)

251 Biden tonight: I have successfully worked with Speaker Johnson and arrived at a BIPARTISAN funding bill. This historic bill will further our democracy and LGBQ training in our American classrooms..

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (eYF7X)

252 Just wait until the network talking sphincters start claiming that the debates happened and Biden won them all...and no you can't see the footage, so stop asking.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (f746Z)

253 Marital Law

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (5YGrl)

254 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (FIqDC)

255 If your decision between trump and biden is so nuanced that you haven't made up your mind by Oct, go ahead and vote for biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (N3GIM)

256
But John Marshall has been dead for, what, 189 years?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (L8s/5)

Somebody better tell Captain Bite Me!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (qRe8u)

257 Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
------

Marshal Dillon > Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law > George Marshall

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

258 a proposal to "fix Social Security."
___________

For the United States or Ukraine?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (lf83v)

259 White House Briefing Room, today, to now & in prep for SOTU -

Press Call by National Economic Advisor Lael Brainard and Senior Administration Officials Previewing President Biden’s State of the Union Address and Economic Agenda

FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families

Statement from President Joe Biden Welcoming Sweden to NATO

Background Press Call on Humanitarian Aid for Gaza Ahead of the State of the Union

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (GshMh)

260 Apparently, a rule tonight is empty the cup if Joe mentions Beau.
Posted by: Axeman



My God, man! No!
We don't want you dying from alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (IB/6k)

261
Alto and Thomas never go.
Can't say for the rest although I would guess the Liberal wing would go.
Posted by: WisRich


IIRC, Alito was present to shake his head "no" in response to some whopper or another that attacked the Court which Barky uttered during one of his SOTU addresses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (xG4kz)

262 My comment from this morning;

I want every shot that shows the House Speaker and VP to have Johnson field stripping an AR on the desk. I want constant catcalls from the Republicans. Rotten vegetables strewn across the podium.

I'd settle for an eye bleed and seizure.

I'll get mewling applause and capitulation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (Q4IgG)

263 Difference. between US military and the world

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XB9Gh7vYMTk

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (v55R6)

264 Well imma call Marshall Dillion!!!!

Posted by: Festus at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (7HpjT)

265 Biden may call for Marshall Law tonight . Who knows? The regime is desperate .

He'll really amp it up.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (sNc8Y)

266 Listen, Joe has early dementia but like Tony Bennet doing one last concert when he couldn't even remember his wifes name, Biden will have his long term memory to get him through tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (G0vdT)

267 Tonight's SOTU in a nutshell (ie Biden's brain)

15 million jobs blah blah

Inflation fixed blah blah

Stopping price gouging blah blah

Republicans won’t let me secure the border blah blah

Stopping Putin blah blah

Lower drug prices blah blah

Evil MAGA must be stopped blah blah

Trump greatest enemy threat to democracy blah blah

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (2fIO4)

268 >>>Yes, there will be a State of Dementia thread tonight at around 8:45 Eastern. The State of Dementia address starts at 9pm, after all the Sarcastic Applause for Biden.


Yay, Boss!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (o3SCB)

269 Someone said Trump should do the SOTU Mystery science theater style.

That would be epic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (NtVYv)

270 Marshall Islands

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (9yWhg)

271 Did they ever find out why he murdered his intern ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 01:41 PM (NtVYv)


In similar situations it comes out that the woman was leaving the man. Remember girls, if you take up with a feminist man, never tell him no.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (D7oie)

272 248 Apparently, a rule tonight is empty the cup if Joe mentions Beau.
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM (krQz2)

Warm up the ipecac boys, I'm going in.

*starts filling a glass with everclear*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (5YGrl)

273 Joe is getting an enema right now to reduce the chance of an incident tonight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (rWwta)

274 Posobeic claims Biden will announce that the US military will land troops in Gaza via a temporary port established by the US Navy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (eYF7X)

275 Maybe get all Peavy-ish.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (sNc8Y)

276 If I were invited to a SoTU - for any President - the rejection of that invitation would be a mix of laughter and blistering profanity. I'd sooner eat my own face than sit in that room.

And if I were President myself, when I cancelled the first one, I'd tell the country "this bullshit ain't happening for at least four more years. I got nothin' to say to these fuckin' swine besides to kiss my ass, and I just said it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (0FoWg)

277 "He's the best Biden ever" is very telling and probably right.

That level of influence, connection, and immune from the law is Peak Biden.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (k1AR8)

278 "Rivian CEO: Company will pause development of Georgia Plant.

Posted by: rickb223 "


To spend more time with their family.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (iziT8)

279 Marshal Dillon > Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law > George Marshall
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

Marshall, Marshall, Marshall...!

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (K+UlC)

280 Marshal Dillon > Marshall Tucker > Marshall Law > George Marshall
__________

Schlmiel, schamozzel. . .

Posted by: Penny Marshall at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (lf83v)

281 Apparently, a rule tonight is empty the cup if Joe mentions Beau.
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 01:49 PM

He died in the battle of Macho Grande.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (GYmDu)

282 I want to see him finish and leave doing the Nadler Shuffle

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (a1415)

283 Does anyone really think something outrageous is going to happen with Biden tonight?

He'll just be the same guy he's always been. He'll mumble, make some awkward pauses, squint like he's staring into the Sun, yell at times, whisper at times, walk up and down the aisle like a mummified corpse and that'll be that.

Anyone expecting him to crap out during this thing is going to be disappointed.

And if it happens, isn't it better to be surprised in a good way?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

284 Apparently, a rule tonight is empty the cup if Joe mentions Beau.
Posted by: Axeman

_

o_O

I only have three unopened liters.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (k1AR8)

285 IIRC, Alito was present to shake his head "no" in response to some whopper or another that attacked the Court which Barky uttered during one of his SOTU addresses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (xG4kz)
-----------

Yep, never went after that. Who needs the aggravation.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (G0vdT)

286 Will he have his Red Communist lighting tonight?

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (PwgSL)

287 Marshall Islands
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM

Don't tip em over!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (GYmDu)

288 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families

AKA Minorities... I've seen this play before and it bombed

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (Akjoo)

289
FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families


"We are replacing your chipboard packing crate dwellings with cardboard packing box dwellings!"

"No need to thank us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

290 He'll really amp it up.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (sNc8Y)

That's the way it goes at these rock n roll shows.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (ufFY8)

291 Someone said Trump should do the SOTU Mystery science theater style.

That would be epic
_______

Yes!

Posted by: Penny Marshall at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)

292 Would love to see a prompter malfunction.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (tiKqN)

293 Is there a SOTU drinking game?

Newcomers
MAGA Republicans
Insurrection
Precious democracy
Beau

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (oCjPU)

294 If Joe will promise to break Big Cookie, that's all I ask.

Posted by: Beyond Cogent at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (V5BDR)

295 The Democrats are doing the same nonsense with reparations.

In California, they had a reparations commission that made some (ridiculous) recommendations. Then there were crickets.

When Republicans are in some level of power down the road, they will cart out these (ridiculous) recommendations and demand the Republicans deliver. Of course, they won't. They never said they would, but the Democrats will say .. see the Republicans never deliver.

The point is that nobody can deliver, and never will, but the clever Democrats will have yet another club to beat the Republicans with.

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

296 Posobeic claims Biden will announce that the US military will land troops in Gaza via a temporary port established by the US Navy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (eYF7X)

To do...what exactly? Fight the IDF? Defend Hamas? Hold Gaza territory? This is really bizarre, if true.

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (K+UlC)

297 > Would love to see a prompter malfunction.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024

---



"Go fuck yourself, America."

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (oCjPU)

298
They installed a urinal in the podium so Joe can piss at least 7 times during the speech.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (+oR7L)

299 IIRC, Alito was present to shake his head "no" in response to some whopper or another that attacked the Court which Barky uttered during one of his SOTU addresses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars




Yes, it was in response to something Barky said about the Citizens United case.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (9yWhg)

300
When will MSNBC insist that Scarborough take a cognition test?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (xG4kz)

301 Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:53 PM (oCjPU)

Don't forget abortion

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (Akjoo)

302 Field stripping an AR-15 may be a tad too threatening bordering on violent threat; However, your point is well made. It would be the perfect setting for Johnson to metaphorically piss on their collective legs.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (o7PU1)

303 Bullshit.
They've been running the basement campaign no debate tests for a while, since Arizona Governor.

He can complain and he will.. and it'll gain traction because it will cause the media to further debase themselves defending it.
Posted by: Inogame at March 07, 2024 01:28 PM (53oGX)

"Debates" like we have are bullshit and everyone knows it. Trump should just do his stump shows all over, present policy papers on planks in long form videos if he needs to. No need to give the press a means to torpedo his campaign.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (eoQWY)

304 the level to which Mika and Murderin' Joe go to everyday just boggles the mind.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (CIS44)

305 @131 They'll pump him up with Doctor McCoy's go-go juice and he'll perform as usual.

--------

Probably. But keep in mind that "as usual" these days includes frequent and obvious public clubs, such as misidentifying the leaders of foreign countries.

Posted by: junior at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (MBcHy)

306 I'm not going to prejudge Katie Britt. 42 years old, mom from Alabama. Seems pretty based and straightforward from what I can ascertain.

Posted by: RM at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (urbih)

307 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families
__________

Ahh, the old "working families" bullshit.

In fact, there is no such thing as a "working family." Only the parents work.

And more than not, the parents this guy wants to help don't actually work.

So, bullshit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (lf83v)

308 We've switched the President of the United States with a small pile of ass lint that doesn't know which way is up. Let's see if anyone notices!!

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (tiKqN)

309 Oh goodie, we'll get the usual GOPe pablum tonight for a response. No way a newbie Senator will trash talk or explain the invasion. There will be nothing to inspire or remember.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm going to listen and give her a chance because not all newbie chicks are easily forgotten.
She may surprise even the jaded.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (sOete)

310 "He died in the battle of Macho Grande."


Now I'm hungry for Taco Bell.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 01:55 PM (iziT8)

311 Please help me understand!

Joe Scarborough is a soulless, lying, scum sucking, imbecilic hack. There, does that help make it clearer for you?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:30 PM (sNc8Y)

You left out murderer.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (eoQWY)

312 266 Listen, Joe has early dementia but like Tony Bennet doing one last concert when he couldn't even remember his wifes name, Biden will have his long term memory to get him through tonight.

Posted by: WisRich
=======
Yes, like when he claims to have served in the Senate with JFK or FDR inviting him to be a foreign ambassador to Great Britain.

For some reason, if Biden could actually sing his SOTU, he would do better. People with dementia often actually retain singing longer than even being able to speak coherently.

My grandmother, aunt, and a parent all had dementia including the vascular type that Biden has. You learn some interesting bogus history from them.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (hKOIV)

313 I like it when he mangles people's names
it's folksy

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

314 I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

315 Would love to see a prompter malfunction.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024



Malfunction? F that.


Hack. I want to see it hacked.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (IB/6k)

316
To spend more time with their family.
Posted by: eleven


Who, not coincidentally, also sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (xG4kz)

317
I hope he says "Lying dog faced pony soldier!!11!!" at the SOTU.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (+oR7L)

318 For some reason, if Biden could actually sing his SOTU, he would do better. People with dementia often actually retain singing longer than even being able to speak coherently.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (hKOIV)
---
Ugh. I don't want a singing POTUS....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)

319 > 22 I saw that there are supposed to be 2 intermissions during the SOTU.

He'll be so drugged up there's a reasonable chance we'll be discussing President Harris by this time tomorrow.

Posted by: comradearthur at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (sHuIA)

320 125
Raggedy Ann got a :: sneeze bullshit sneeze :: when she was reciting just how wonderful Biden has been for the past three years. Wait for it around the 1:01 mark.

She was too dumb to know what happened. I laughed for like an hour after watching:


https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1765470661282287905
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

That's right after the point that the video up top cuts off. I hope ace has seen it!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (o3SCB)

321 Is there a SOTU drinking game?

Newcomers
MAGA Republicans
Insurrection
Precious democracy
Beau
_________

Ukraine
Climate
Equity
Palestinians

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (lf83v)

322 Glad there is nothing in the house but some wine for cooking. Any Drinking Game I join at 9 PM would likely pickle me. Or kill me.

Posted by: Antabuse Jones at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (V5BDR)

323 Scarborough "Biden is far beyond cogent".

Well I concur he is definitely out there!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (qRe8u)

324 "Debates" like we have are bullshit and everyone knows it. Trump should just do his stump shows all over, present policy papers on planks in long form videos if he needs to. No need to give the press a means to torpedo his campaign.
Posted by: Oldcat
=======
Challenge Biden to a Lincoln-Douglas type debate with no moderators.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (hKOIV)

325 Count the events of standing and cheering to cover his missteps. It should be exhausting.

Can't wait to see The Supremes assembled.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (GshMh)

326 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (2fIO4)

Insurrection? The darkest day in American History?

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (tiKqN)

327 Plan to Lower Housing Costs

How?
With a fucking magic wand?
Or by spending more phoney baloney money that is graft?

What bullshit propaganda for the idiots.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

328 On a half serious note if Biden starts talking about the i.magrant situation someone should yell, Say her name. And hold up a sign with that Laken girls name

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (7HpjT)

329 every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

Redundant

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (0FoWg)

330 Does KJP even know what a broken record looks like?

KJP holds the record for lowest IQ ever for WH Press Secretary.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (PgXz/)

331 I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.

And a pony. What the hell, no harm in asking.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 01:58 PM (sNc8Y)

332
I hope Rand Paul is the 'designated survivor' tonight.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (RKVpM)

333 Ugh. I don't want a singing POTUS....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Obama actually had a decent singing voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

334 Yes sir, wage and price controls hasn't worked out well for any president who's tried it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (o7PU1)

335 I would watch the NBA before I'd watch the SOTU.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (rJ48h)

336 Now I'm hungry for Taco Bell.
___________

Taco Bell? What is it?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (lf83v)

337 Ugh. I don't want a singing POTUS....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
========
T'would be amusing in a darkly demented way quite literally.

"Don't Cry for Me Delaware" might actually hit the charts in the NYT.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (hKOIV)

338 Posobeic claims Biden will announce that the US military will land troops in Gaza via a temporary port established by the US Navy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 01:51 PM (eYF7X)
---
Obviously, to deal with the Mexican border.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (krQz2)

339 I bet he looks right into the camera to talk toughguy to Trump even if he doesn't name him.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (tiKqN)

340 Field stripping an AR-15 may be a tad too threatening bordering on violent threat; However, your point is well made. It would be the perfect setting for Johnson to metaphorically piss on their collective legs.
Posted by: Braenyard

How about running the latest omnibus spending bill through a shredder one page at a time while sarcastically nodding along with the speech?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (f746Z)

341 We've switched the President of the United States with a small pile of ass lint that doesn't know which way is up. Let's see if anyone notices!!

Posted by: ...


Sucker bet. Improvement would be noticeable almost instantly.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (OUMaO)

342 283 yell at times, whisper at times
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 07, 2024 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

YELL AT CLOUDS

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (o3SCB)

343 335 I would watch the NBA before I'd watch the SOTU.
Posted by: mr tmz


Ouch. That's a tough one, but I must agree.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (pf7sd)

344 You left out murderer.
Posted by: Oldcat

*sad fist bump*

Posted by: Zombie Lori Klausutis at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (eYF7X)

345 No one watches the State of Confusion speech anyway... They will rely on the glowing reports from the "media" That too will die down once people go to the grocery store or gas station

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Akjoo)

346 Yes sir, wage and price controls hasn't worked out well for any president who's tried it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (o7PU1)
---
It's just that true wage and price controls have never been really tried!

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (krQz2)

347 They picked Britt for the GOP response because she's a young mother of 3 (I think 3; might be 2). That is the hook for whatever she'll say.

Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (NLIak)

348 Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (OUMaO)

Damn

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (tiKqN)

349 Ugh. I don't want a singing POTUS....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Eleven episodes, baby!

Posted by: ABC's Cop Rock at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (4I/2K)

350 >>>> "Debates" like we have are bullshit and everyone knows it. Trump should just do his stump shows all over, present policy papers on planks in long form videos if he needs to. No need to give the press a means to torpedo his campaign.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024
----------------------

They can't rig a debate with Trump. Trump thinks on his feet and as canned as his responses are sometime, he can turn on a dime.
They don't know what to do.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (o7PU1)

351 Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

That would certainly be an answer to the "St. Michael, defend us" prayer.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (ufFY8)

352 321 Is there a SOTU drinking game?

Newcomers
MAGA Republicans
Insurrection
Precious democracy
Beau
_________

Ukraine
Climate
Equity
Palestinians
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 01:57 PM (lf83v)


Property rights
Food shortages
FEMA camps

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:01 PM (qRe8u)

353 Want to see Biden cringe in fear, I would have the GOP members seated along the center aisle dress as giant rabbits.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (hKOIV)

354 Joe: Now what do you think of that?

Trump: Lets out loud fart

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (AEvvx)

355 Obviously, to deal with the Mexican border.
Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 02:00 PM (krQz2)

As well as the Italian border!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (YwyqV)

356 >Posobeic claims Biden will announce that the US military will land troops in Gaza via a temporary port established by the US Navy.
---


somebody's day drinking

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (oCjPU)

357 Marshall, Marshall, Marshall...!
Posted by: Boswell
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (XeU6L)

358 353 Want to see Biden cringe in fear, I would have the GOP members seated along the center aisle dress as giant rabbits.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (hKOIV)

Or wearing Trump masks

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (Akjoo)

359 ---
It's just that true wage and price controls have never been really tried!

Posted by: Axeman
---------------------

Ask Truman and Nixon how the try worked for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (o7PU1)

360 Want to see Biden cringe in fear,
__________

Tell him we're all out of ice cream.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (lf83v)

361 Rivian CEO: Company will pause development of Georgia Plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 01:47 PM (IB/6k)

It's a rainy night in Georgia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (tkR6S)

362 351 Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Interesting.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (hKOIV)

363 Want to see Biden cringe in fear, I would have the GOP members seated along the center aisle dress as giant rabbits.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (hKOIV)

Wait...won't Harvey tell him they aren't real?

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (K+UlC)

364 >>> 314 I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

I didn't know you had launched a newsletter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:03 PM (llON8)

365 Somebody has got to put a hold on Big Ice Cream!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (krQz2)

366 In an SOTU drinking there has to be a double shot done for every time utters unintelligible gibberish. Alcohol poisoning would be at epic levels

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (58LrU)

367
Biden to propose $5,000 credit for first-time home buyers, per WaPo

Hahaha. One trillion in debt added every 100 days and he wants to shorten it even more.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)

368 Or wearing Trump masks
Posted by: It's me donna
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Heh. The ones with red laser eyes.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (hKOIV)

369 ---
It's just that true wage and price controls have never been really tried!
Posted by: Axeman
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They've never been implemented by the 'right' people!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

370 St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen. .


So, lopping off heads would literally be awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (ufFY8)

371 How about running the latest omnibus spending bill through a shredder one page at a time while sarcastically nodding along with the speech?

Posted by: Stu Podaso
----------------------

Right. It touches all the bases.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (o7PU1)

372 All the Republican's in the chamber should wear one of these.

https://tinyurl.com/yckfuu52

or foam dick hats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (eYF7X)

373 Why would I care if they debate? Both have been President and have a record to run on

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (yeEu9)

374 oh, hay . . .

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenaed In GOP-Led Probe Of Nursing Home COVID Deaths

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (D7oie)

375 Biden to propose $5,000 credit for first-time home buyers, per WaPo

Hahaha. One trillion in debt added every 100 days and he wants to shorten it even more.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM

LOL.... In CA where the median price home is 700 thousand ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (Akjoo)

376 It's just that true wage and price controls have never been really tried!

Posted by: Axeman
---------------------

Ask Truman and Nixon how the try worked for them.
Posted by: Braenyard


Pfft. Amateurs.

Posted by: Diocletian at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (9yWhg)

377 Wait...won't Harvey tell him they aren't real?
Posted by: Boswell

=======
That is a risk the GOP should be prepared to take.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (hKOIV)

378 367
Biden to propose $5,000 credit for first-time home buyers, per WaPo

Hahaha. One trillion in debt added every 100 days and he wants to shorten it even more.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM


Lessee the price of all houses just went up $5000

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (7HpjT)

379 Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:02 PM (hKOIV)

https://tinyurl.com/m9d7fsmp

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (0FoWg)

380 Central Scrutinizer. Yep, with the addition that his eyes will be almost totally black from the uppers they are using on him.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (2NHgQ)

381
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: AG Letitia James's speech to FDNY firefighters drowned out by pro-Trump chants

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (RKVpM)

382 She won't say it because he won't do it.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (W6GqS)

383 Want to see Biden cringe in fear, I would have the GOP members seated along the center aisle dress as giant rabbits.
Posted by: whig

I would like to see some audience heckling early on, then stand and and turn their backs on him. All of the cocktails and carefully practiced speech would go flying out the window. We would get to watch Dark Brandon for awhile and then we would see the real confused, degenerate old man.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (aw2/Z)

384 Someone should bring a pre-pubescent little girl and stick her in the balcony where *biden can see her.

So close.... yet so far away.... Sniff

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)

385 @214

If you're hoping Americans will have a reasonable, intelligent assessment of the candidates' arguments for or against debating... well we didn't end up with Biden based on reason or intelligence.

Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (RCAlo)

386 >>>> 314 I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched

It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

387 Ugh. I don't want a singing POTUS....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
========
T'would be amusing in a darkly demented way quite literally.

"Don't Cry for Me Delaware" might actually hit the charts in the NYT.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:59 PM (hKOIV)

--------------

Now you say, you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river, a Delaware River
Cause I peed a river over you

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (psNWM)

388 I saw on the news the U.S. military is going to open a port to relieve Gaza?

Is this something we voted for? To enter the war on the side of the terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (W6GqS)

389 @375 LOL.... In CA where the median price home is 700 thousand ?

--------

Yeah. That's almost meaningless here.

Posted by: junior at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (MBcHy)

390 373 Why would I care if they debate? Both have been President and have a record to run on
Posted by: Notsothoreau
========
For the lulz. I have had to deal with dementia up close and personal and my parent with dementia can say the damndest things.

She was asked in a mental health screening who was president--she replied, "Don't remember his name, but it's the guy that I hate."

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (hKOIV)

391
If you're hoping Americans will have a reasonable, intelligent assessment of the candidates' arguments for or against debating... well we didn't end up with Biden based on reason or intelligence.
Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (RCAlo)

Correct.. It was deceit

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (Akjoo)

392 People with dementia often actually retain singing longer than even being able to speak coherently.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (hKOIV)


Musical ability and appreciation is one of the last things to go, I've heard.

Posted by: Diocletian at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (9yWhg)

393 >>> 388 I saw on the news the U.S. military is going to open a port to relieve Gaza?

Is this something we voted for? To enter the war on the side of the terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (W6GqS)

The American ballots have chosen to defend democracy!

TRUMAPFSGIPHJBSFLKVJWFN!

Posted by: Brandon at March 07, 2024 02:08 PM (llON8)

394 For some reason, if Biden could actually sing his SOTU, he would do better. People with dementia often actually retain singing longer than even being able to speak coherently.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (hKOIV)

Jim Nabors, the guy who played Gomer Pyle had an entirely different voice and lost his stutter when he sang.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 02:08 PM (eoQWY)

395 Dammit, off sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:08 PM (9yWhg)

396 Now you say, you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river, a Delaware River
Cause I peed a river over you
Posted by: ShainS
=========
"Not bad, you gotta future in this racket kid!!!"

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:08 PM (hKOIV)

397 Is this something we voted for? To enter the war on the side of the terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (W6GqS)


It is the only way to keep the terrorists from winning.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2024 02:08 PM (D7oie)

398 "@EndWokeness
BREAKING: AG Letitia James's speech to FDNY firefighters drowned out by pro-Trump chants "


Awkwaard...

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (iziT8)

399 388 I saw on the news the U.S. military is going to open a port to relieve Gaza?

Is this something we voted for? To enter the war on the side of the terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:07 PM (W6GqS)

It means we are officially "in" this war

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (Akjoo)

400 @356 I saw it on CNN

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (W6GqS)

401 I'd like Trump and Biden to engage in a rap battle.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (rWwta)

402 I just bought a bag of Potato Chips and there were 7 less chips per bag then before. I support President Biden calling on Potato Chip companies for screwing us . Inflation has nothing to do with this and it is pure Corporate Evil. Things that President Biden and the Demoncrats understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Larry Flynt at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (Mig/N)

403 Someone should bring a pre-pubescent little girl and stick her in the balcony where *biden can see her.

So close.... yet so far away.... Sniff

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)

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Put Tara Reade in the Speaker's chair.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (psNWM)

404 298 They installed a urinal in the podium so Joe can piss at least 7 times during the speech.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2024 01:54 PM (+oR7L)

Oh, thanks! I'll be looking for 'that look" on his face.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (o3SCB)

405 If you really wanted to drive Biden batshit a Congressman should hire a Beau Biden lookalike and sit him in the front row of the balcony.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (58LrU)

406 Who, exactly, are the people that Biden is going to get in trouble with if he answers questions or talks too much...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ZV+pB)

407 Remember Joe Wilson. Ah good times,, He was a hoot and is still in office. I see him at Trump rally's in his state...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (qRe8u)

408 That is a risk the GOP should be prepared to take.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:05 PM (hKOIV)

Love to see Rep "Jessica" Bobert in that slinky "rabbit" outfit. But you can't blame her, she was elected that way...

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (K+UlC)

409 >>> 405 If you really wanted to drive Biden batshit a Congressman should hire a Beau Biden lookalike and sit him in the front row of the balcony.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (58LrU)

Only one?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (llON8)

410 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families
__________

Joe has been President for 3 going on 4 years. His first 2 years he had even better majorities in the Congress, but Joe did nothing for working families then, so don't expect anything now.

All Joe had provided is high prices for virtually everything.

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

411 COGENT COGENT !
Methinks Scarborough doth protest too much.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

412 The fact we are opening a port in Gaza so Joe can try and get re-elected shows you how desperate they are to cling to power.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (AEvvx)

413 Or maybe this is where they decide to pull the military coup option. Like Saddam hussein did when he took power in Iraq.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (CEq3z)

414 Musical ability and appreciation is one of the last things to go, I've heard.
Posted by: Diocletian
======
I've seen it. The memory care facility where my mom is has some that are so far gone as to not even talk anymore. But, they bring in church services and those people will often be quite able to sing the old hymns used in those services.

Brings a tear to one's eye to see it.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (hKOIV)

415 If you're hoping Americans will have a reasonable, intelligent assessment of the candidates' arguments for or against debating... well we didn't end up with Biden based on reason or intelligence.
Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (RCAlo)

Fuck off troll. I tried. You are pointless.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (tiKqN)

416 BREAKING: AG Letitia James's speech to FDNY firefighters drowned out by pro-Trump chants "


Awkwaard...
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM

LOL. Anyone have a link to it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (GYmDu)

417
A $5,000 tax credit on a median priced house? The bank will laugh you right out the door. "Okay, you have 1%, come back when you have another 9% and we'll talk."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (RKVpM)

418 It's going to go exactly the way I say so no other possibility matters or can be considered. Great argument. I'm going to try that one.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:11 PM (tiKqN)

419 Love to see Rep "Jessica" Bobert in that slinky "rabbit" outfit. But you can't blame her, she was elected that way...
Posted by: Boswell
======
A fitting suit for our political times.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hKOIV)

420 412 The fact we are opening a port in Gaza so Joe can try and get re-elected shows you how desperate they are to cling to power.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (AEvvx)

He couldn't get his cease fire so he's doing this to try and appease the "protesting" Hamas backers here.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (Akjoo)

421 Jim Nabors, the guy who played Gomer Pyle had an entirely different voice and lost his stutter when he sang.
Posted by: Oldcat


There's a hilarious episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Barney is supposed to sing a solo in the church choir, but his voice is terrible. So they turn off his microphone and have Gomer dub him. Barney thinks it's his voice, and is amazed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (9yWhg)

422 Put Tara Reade in the Speaker's chair.

Pretty sure FJB would have no idea who she was even if told her name.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (sNc8Y)

423 AT THE Daily Mail:

President Joe Biden will announce in his State of the Union address that he's directing the military to build a port on the Gaza coast to bring relief to the population there.

https://tinyurl.com/3wynmkcu

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (oCjPU)

424 Extra Ruffles in every Pot!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: THE DNC at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (11kd9)

425 If you really wanted to drive Biden batshit a Congressman should hire a Beau Biden lookalike and sit him in the front row of the balcony.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (58LrU)''

***


Joe will be so tweaked out that he won't be able to see past the well

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (ZV+pB)

426 Doubled staff and standing by tonight - Walter Reed Army Medical Center Surgeons

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM (eYF7X)

427
LOL. Anyone have a link to it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM


Ask and ye shall receive:

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1765802719883706763

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:13 PM (RKVpM)

428 Joe should have the Navy take Ms Occasional-Cortex to Gaza so she can cry in an empty parking lot.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:14 PM (llON8)

429 Joe Biden can do for you what he did for the Afghans

.. that's the ticket

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2024 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

430 402 I just bought a bag of Potato Chips and there were 7 less chips per bag then before. I support President Biden calling on Potato Chip companies for screwing us . Inflation has nothing to do with this and it is pure Corporate Evil. Things that President Biden and the Demoncrats understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Larry Flynt at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (Mig/N)

Oh right another Dem out of touch with the whole US population ploy to garner votes..

First I can't believe Biden even proposed that

Second I think his handler's gave him that statement to read then stood behind the curtain laughing their asses off...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:14 PM (qRe8u)

431 If you really wanted to drive Biden batshit a Congressman should hire a Beau Biden lookalike and sit him in the front row of the balcony.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:09 PM (58LrU)'

His first wife.

Posted by: The IC at March 07, 2024 02:14 PM (R4t5M)

432 Sad day today. Cow orker retired. After 33 years. That leaves me as the last person in Customer Service that started in the early 90's.

The amount of knowledge walking out the door is immeasurable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (IB/6k)

433 418 It's going to go exactly the way I say so no other possibility matters or can be considered. Great argument. I'm going to try that one.
Posted by: ...
=======
That is the way leftists actually think. Useful as a heuristic for predicting what they will do.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (hKOIV)

434 Just imagine what secrets Joe S. must be trying to keep hidden to bring himself to say biden is not braindead.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (eRgLv)

435 I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.
Posted by: nurse ratched

OK. I know you don't have a newsletter but you need to start one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (aw2/Z)

436 ========
For the lulz. I have had to deal with dementia up close and personal and my parent with dementia can say the damndest things.

She was asked in a mental health screening who was president--she replied, "Don't remember his name, but it's the guy that I hate."

Posted by: whig
--------------------

Are you suggesting that, perhaps, Trump would deliberately push Biden's buttons to light him up?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (o7PU1)

437
Doubled staff and standing by tonight - Walter Reed Army Medical Center Surgeons

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:12 PM


The brain surgeons were told to stay home I guess.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (RKVpM)

438 That $5000 first time home buyer tax credit took me back 30 years. It is full on 1990's neocon Kemp style BS.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (2fIO4)

439 Will Hunter be there?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (eYF7X)

440 "The Best Biden Ever"


It must hurt to be this stupid. Or force yourself to say things this stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (JojsZ)

441 Sometime Biology makes a mistake and a child is born a male when it should has been born a Fenale. Transgender surgery fixes this mistake and we support this to correct Biologies mistakes.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hbjSA)

442 I still predict that Trump will agree to debates. Trump's team will bend over backwards to get debates.

Biden will initially agree to debates and then pull out a week or so before because of a variety of reasons. There will be talk of not agreeing to protocols. Biden's team will say that the president shouldn't give airtime to a racist.

Scarborough and his ilk will call it the greatest political move in history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

443 "I'm gonna sign an Executive Order to forgive all personal & corporate debt worldwide -- including our own national debt!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (ucPEp)

444 >>> 441 Sometime Biology makes a mistake and a child is born a male when it should has been born a Fenale. Transgender surgery fixes this mistake and we support this to correct Biologies mistakes.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hbjSA)

No Mary, YOU were the mistake.

Posted by: biology at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (llON8)

445 I'm still amazed that no one , to the best of my knowledge, has ever hacked into a teleprompter. Could be seriously funny with Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (58LrU)

446 Tucker Carlson is doing the live response to the SOTU at 10:00 on Tuckercarlson.com in case anyone wants to hear the truth. Did that Alabama first term senator draw the short straw or what?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (DBrN4)

447 Well Biden Joe is certainly all in for Joe Biden!

Scarb probably thinks Kamala is beyond being a Rhodes scholar too.

Hey, if it's on TV, it must be true!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (MB784)

448 Every single sentence KJP babbles-out is intended for use as a pro-Biden and/or anti-Trump/Republican sound-bite or a quote in non-video media. KJP always plays exclusively to the Dem base.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (5fDan)

449 There's a hilarious episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Barney is supposed to sing a solo in the church choir, but his voice is terrible. So they turn off his microphone and have Gomer dub him. Barney thinks it's his voice, and is amazed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.
My favorite though is Three Wishes for Opie.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (hKOIV)

450 "Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now."

Did he refuse, or was he not even invited to debate?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (ou9hh)

451 IF Biden get's through tonight with only minor slurring, I'm trying to decide if the networks will go with the Rocky theme song or Karate Kids "Your the best".

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (G0vdT)

452 Mary Clogginstein for HHS Secretary !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (Mig/N)

453 443 "I'm gonna sign an Executive Order to forgive all personal & corporate debt worldwide -- including our own national debt!"
Posted by: ShainS

Well, it would speed up the inevitable reset worldwide and rectification.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (hKOIV)

454 450 "Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now."

Did he refuse, or was he not even invited to debate?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (ou9hh)

=======

He refused.

Still, debates were largely pointless displays of the moderator's ability to speak over the candidates while candidates themselves look for soundbites.

Honestly, the less theater around this crap, the better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

455 Will it be the real Biden or an actor look alike?
Just check if his big black robotic drug dilated eyes are there or not

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (CZPkK)

456 A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.
Posted by: whig

Oh, yeah, the pickle one is great, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (9yWhg)

457 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families
.......

Tent cities are the new rage!

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

458 The Daily Mail also has some rather candid photographs of Heather Graham in a two-piece bathing costume


AWWWW eh? AWWWW!!
likes games, she does

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (oCjPU)

459 >>> 456 A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.
Posted by: whig

Oh, yeah, the pickle one is great, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:18 PM (9yWhg)

Aunt Bea had a pickle?!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (llON8)

460 Brings a tear to one's eye to see it.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:10 PM (hKOIV)

Fascinating observation. I wonder what might be going on here - that they should remember these things, yet not remember at times their own family or loved ones?

Posted by: Boswell at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (K+UlC)

461 I do love the fact that Sideshow Bob has to come out and lie every day, and that Scarbaby has to do hostage videos, or else they'll reveal how he killed that intern.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)

462 Will the networks pre-saturate the narrative with warnings about Biden's old stuttering habit? Or wait til after

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (CZPkK)

463 I'm still amazed that no one , to the best of my knowledge, has ever hacked into a teleprompter. Could be seriously funny with Biden
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March

How long would it take before Joe would realize something was wrong?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (rWwta)

464 Sweden officially joined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization Thursday, a historic shift that highlights how Russian President Vladimir Putin’s war in Ukraine is transforming European security in ways he may not have foreseen.
_WaPo

and in ways the Establishment never dreamed

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (o7PU1)

465 441 Sometime Biology makes a mistake and a child is born a male when it should has been born a Fenale. Transgender surgery fixes this mistake and we support this to correct Biologies mistakes.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at March 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hbjSA)

How exactly does Biology make a mistake? How does Biology decide? Does Biology have a mind? Does Biology make decisions?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (xcxpd)

466 Vermont is all screwed up because the 1960 Hippies went there to be closer to Gaia. Three Generations later you have the present Brattleboro and Vermont ................

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (Mig/N)

467 405 if you really wanted to drive Biden batshit a Congressman should hire a Beau Biden lookalike and sit him in the front row of the balcony.

Have him wearing rabbit ears

Posted by: Lars at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (kJH1Z)

468 Did he refuse, or was he not even invited to debate?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
=========
Trump ignored them and really as a big frontrunner had no political reason to do them whatsoever.

That bugs people who supported other GOP candidates and Dems that hoped for OrangeMan Bad snippets.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (hKOIV)

469 >>> 465
==
How exactly does Biology make a mistake? How does Biology decide? Does Biology have a mind? Does Biology make decisions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 07, 2024 02:19 PM (xcxpd)

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: biology at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (llON8)

470 It's too bad that just about everyone starring on the Andy Griffith show turned out to be cock sucking commies.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (eYF7X)

471 That is the way leftists actually think. Useful as a heuristic for predicting what they will do.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (hKOIV)

Sometimes I enjoy batting them around. Today is not one of those days.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:20 PM (tiKqN)

472 Super high interest rates to combat inflation caused by too much government spending doesn't lower housing costs, nitwits.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (U8kCF)

473 Aunt Bea had a pickle?!
Posted by: Mayor Pete
====
Tasted just like kerosene.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (hKOIV)

474 Will Hunter be there?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:15 PM (eYF7X)

----------------

Predicted BREAKING NEWS: SOTU Canceled and Capitol Evacuated after 100 Kilos of Cocaine Found in Capitol Restroom. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (ucPEp)

475 Trump will end up Debating Max Headroom and CBS, ABC, CNN will say that it is not a Computer Program but actually Joe Biden.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (Mig/N)

476 Rickb223,
I'm working for a company where that happened, only most don't like the new management. It's insane to work here. Same thing happening at other companies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (yeEu9)

477 >>> 472 Super high interest rates to combat inflation caused by too much government spending doesn't lower housing costs, nitwits.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (U8kCF)

The government will print more money and everything will be fixed.

Posted by: leftists at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (llON8)

478 "441 Sometime Biology makes a mistake and a child is born a male when it should has been born a Fenale. Transgender surgery fixes this mistake and we support this to correct Biologies mistakes."

You can tell if a boy is playing with dolls or a girl wears boy shorts, that's a cry for help to separate them from their parents and subscribe them to Pfizer monthly.
Also, it's racist to say specific toys and clothing should be associated with a particular gender, BIGOT!

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (CZPkK)

479 Stuttering doesn't replace "Gaza" with "Ukraine."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (U8kCF)

480 Nobody remembers me.

Posted by: Marshall Crenshaw at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

481 I'm rarely shocked by anything Puddin does, but having the US intall a port in Gaza is shocking. Surely there must be some way Congress can stop this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (woPEM)

482 President Joe Biden will announce in his State of the Union address that he's directing the military to build a port on the Gaza coast to bring relief to the population there.


"Food, water and medical supplies!?!? Where's the guns, bombs and bullets infidels?!?!"

Posted by: Peaceful Palestinians Who Just Want Room to Breathe at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (f746Z)

483 Sad day today. Cow orker retired. After 33 years. That leaves me as the last person in Customer Service that started in the early 90's.
--------
Then why am I still on 'hold', Rick?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (2yu8s)

484 Fascinating observation. I wonder what might be going on here - that they should remember these things, yet not remember at times their own family or loved ones?
Posted by: Boswell
=======
Different parts of the brain activated is my semi educated guess. Without a PET scan, it is often difficult to know exactly the prognosis and my mother has both vascular and Alzheimers which are somewhat different in symptoms.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (hKOIV)

485 >>> 481 I'm rarely shocked by anything Puddin does, but having the US intall a port in Gaza is shocking. Surely there must be some way Congress can stop this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 02:22 PM (woPEM)

Um... we haven't really done anything since around 2005 or so.

Posted by: congresscritters at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (llON8)

486 Super high interest rates to combat inflation caused by too much government spending doesn't lower housing costs, nitwits.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (U8kCF)


???

Posted by: Janet Yellen at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

487
I bought a house with $5,000 down just last year.

Oops. Nevermind, my dementia just kicked in. That was a car. A $25,000 car, not a $450,000 home.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (RKVpM)

488 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families
.......

Tent cities are the new rage!
Posted by: wth

Bidenville

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (aw2/Z)

489 449 There's a hilarious episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Barney is supposed to sing a solo in the church choir, but his voice is terrible. So they turn off his microphone and have Gomer dub him. Barney thinks it's his voice, and is amazed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.
My favorite though is Three Wishes for Opie.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (hKOIV)

"But aren't those trees nice and full?"

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (o3SCB)

490 Sweden officially joined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization Thursday, a historic shift that highlights how Russian President Vladimir Putin’s war in Ukraine is transforming European security in ways he may not have foreseen.
_WaPo

Maybe....Making agreement to go to war in defense of Sex Crazed country that US have no real interest in...a big mistake?

Posted by: THE DNC at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (11kd9)

491 Timing:

@ChadPergram 5m
The House has approved the Laken Riley Act. It requires the detention of illegal immigrants who have brushes with the law. The vote was 251-170. 37 Dems voted aye. 170 Dems voted nay. All Republicans casting ballots were yeas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)

492 Predicted BREAKING NEWS: SOTU Canceled and Capitol Evacuated after 100 Kilos of Cocaine Found in Capitol Restroom. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:21 PM (ucPEp)


Update (10min): 99.5 Kilos

Update (20min): 99 Kilos....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

493 455 Will it be the real Biden or an actor look alike?
Just check if his big black robotic drug dilated eyes are there or not

We will never know because Biden will show up wearing sunglasses...

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (Mig/N)

494 A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.

***

Every time I see that one I end up craving pickles.

Posted by: Biergood at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (PwgSL)

495 Food, water and medical supplies!?!? Where's the guns, bombs and bullets infidels?!?!"
Posted by: Peaceful Palestinians Who Just Want Room to Breathe at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (f746Z)

Check the bottom of the box under the Pepsi and Doritos.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (tiKqN)

496 "Trump slit his throat refusing to debate his Republican opponents, he can’t complain now."
-------
Did he refuse, or was he not even invited to debate?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (ou9hh)

Where'd that quote come from? Last time I saw Trump his throat was intact. That was Tuesday evening.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

497 >>> 487
I bought a house with $5,000 down just last year.

Oops. Nevermind, my dementia just kicked in. That was a car. A $25,000 car, not a $450,000 home.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (RKVpM)

The next car I buy will very likely be less than $5000.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (llON8)

498 483 Sad day today. Cow orker retired. After 33 years. That leaves me as the last person in Customer Service that started in the early 90's.
--------
Then why am I still on 'hold', Rick?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (2yu8s)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (o3SCB)

499 Surely there must be some way Congress can stop this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
-------------------------

Can and will are two different things.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (o7PU1)

500 "But aren't those trees nice and full?"
Posted by: m
======
Thanks for reminding me of that episode. Twas a different time on TV.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:25 PM (hKOIV)

501 A port in Gaza? I never would have believed it. That would be like forcing Poland to take down its missile defense.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:25 PM (tiKqN)

502 479 Stuttering doesn't replace "Gaza" with "Ukraine."
------
My dad had a stammer and even in his mid-90s he didn't say stupid stuff or make mistakes like Slow Joe. [He was always in his right mind just a little slow in recalling the word he wanted to use.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 02:25 PM (2yu8s)

503 470 It's too bad that just about everyone starring on the Andy Griffith show turned out to be cock sucking commies.
-------------
They all lived in California. Aunt Bea settled in western NC and was always happy to be Aunt Bea. I ran into Don Knots at Southern Pines. He had a babe on each arm. Don made being a star pay big.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ahKaX)

504 Will it be the real Biden or an actor look alike?
Just check if his big black robotic drug dilated eyes are there or not

We will never know because Biden will show up wearing sunglasses...
Posted by: Ferd Berfal


Always check the earlobes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (IB/6k)

505 >>> 491 Timing:

@ChadPergram 5m
The House has approved the Laken Riley Act. It requires the detention of illegal immigrants who have brushes with the law. The vote was 251-170. 37 Dems voted aye. 170 Dems voted nay. All Republicans casting ballots were yeas.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)

Speaking of mistakes, why "detention" and not "ejection via trebuchet"?

(also, how many of those Ds are from purplish states and coming up for re-election this year?)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (llON8)

506 ILLEGALS HAVE RIGHTS

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (tiKqN)

507 It's too bad that just about everyone starring on the Andy Griffith show turned out to be cock sucking commies.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Really? Jim Nabors was gay, but otherwise he always seemed pretty traditionally American. Sang the national anthem at the Indy 500 for many years. And he never flaunted his homosexuality publicly, as far as I know.



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (9yWhg)

508 If a Trump/Biden debate happens and if the subject of criminal investigations comes up I could picture a back and forth answer barrage of 'I know you are. So what am I?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (qRe8u)

509 Every time I see that one I end up craving pickles.
Posted by: Biergood

The scene at the end of the episode is priceless when Aunt Bea reveals all the new ones she made to Andy, Opie, and Barney.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (hKOIV)

510 JD Vance should show up with a crappy cardboard box with big letters printed on it - TOP SECRET

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (eYF7X)

511 Actually thinking to watch a little for the laughs

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)

512 Trump should show up outside the WH with a bullhorn yelling at Joe to come out and debate him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:27 PM (GYmDu)

513 Sad day today. Cow orker retired. After 33 years. That leaves me as the last person in Customer Service that started in the early 90's.
--------
Then why am I still on 'hold', Rick?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck


Oh, snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:27 PM (IB/6k)

514 FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families

Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 07, 2024 02:27 PM (iNp3L)

515 491 Timing:

@ChadPergram 5m
The House has approved the Laken Riley Act. It requires the detention of illegal immigrants who have brushes with the law. The vote was 251-170. 37 Dems voted aye. 170 Dems voted nay. All Republicans casting ballots were yeas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop a
-------------------------------------

Odd law. Does that mean citizens who have brushes with the law are not detained?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:27 PM (o7PU1)

516 >Surely there must be some way Congress can stop this.


I don't know...
that pesky Constitution of ours says the President is CinC of the armed forces

right now that means the Kalorama Kabal
maybe someone on the JCOS can tell Joe how fucked up that idea is

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (oCjPU)

517 I ran into Don Knots at Southern Pines. He had a babe on each arm. Don made being a star pay big.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Yeah, apparently he was a player.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)

518 Update (10min): 99.5 Kilos

Update (20min): 99 Kilos....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

----------------

* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (ucPEp)

519 Ditch the debates and just do town halls. I doubt Bidum could even handle that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (2fIO4)

520 ILLEGALS HAVE RIGHTS
Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (tiKqN)

Not all of them do. Sometimes the mules chop off one arm or the other along the way north.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (dGCAG)

521 Saw on Facebook some genius complaining how his boomer parent got a house for 123k in 1987 while he has to pay 350k or more.

No, the Zoomer idiot was not adjusting for inflation or he would have known the prices were about the same, except interest rates were much higher then than now.
See that A LOT.
The public school system at work...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (AEvvx)

522 Will the squad bring Hamas supporters in?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (rWwta)

523 They all lived in California. Aunt Bea settled in western NC and was always happy to be Aunt Bea. I ran into Don Knots at Southern Pines. He had a babe on each arm. Don made being a star pay big.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ahKaX)

The Studebaker Lark that Aunt Bea drove in the show was her own personal car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (tkR6S)

524 501 A port in Gaza? I never would have believed it. That would be like forcing Poland to take down its missile defense.

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 02:25 PM (tiKqN)


Joe will soon justify the US military building a port for the Gaza Strip because the evil Jooos destroyed the existing port and aren't rebuilding it.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (5fDan)

525 * snort *
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:28 PM (ucPEp)

Hunter, is that you?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

526 Trump should call Joe a Pussy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (GYmDu)

527 >>> 523
==
The Studebaker Lark that Aunt Bea drove in the show was her own personal car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (tkR6S)

I am sad that you did not post this as "Studebaker Facts".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (llON8)

528 517 I ran into Don Knots at Southern Pines. He had a babe on each arm. Don made being a star pay big.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Yeah, apparently he was a player.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
======
He made a little seen awful movie as The Love God? that preceded his role as Mr. Furley in Three's Company.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (hKOIV)

529 Mounting evidence the fix is in for Fani

"New: Fulton County Ethics Board Drops Fani Complaints Over ... Jurisdiction?"

Good lord.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (G0vdT)

530
FACT SHEET: President Biden Announces Plan to Lower Housing Costs for Working Families

Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 07, 2024 02:27 PM


If only Biden did away with those pesky rules about verifying income 100% of our youth could buy the home of their dreams with their $5,000 dollar tax credit. The man has no imagination!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (RKVpM)

531 >>522 Will the squad bring Hamas supporters in?
Posted by: Northernlurker

If so, will they bring their camels?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (eYF7X)

532 The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
That's choking on the splinters
Soy un perdedor

- Joe Biden SOTU

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (NtVYv)

533 requires the detention of illegal immigrants who have brushes with the law.

Naw, I use spray cans!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM (7dS7s)

534 >Surely there must be some way Congress can stop this.

-----------

Lt. Col. Bearclaw is pasty, drunk, and available for reassignment from the Strategic National Oastry Reserve!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ucPEp)

535 Saw on Facebook some genius complaining how his boomer parent got a house for 123k in 1987 while he has to pay 350k or more.

No, the Zoomer idiot was not adjusting for inflation or he would have known the prices were about the same, except interest rates were much higher then than now.
See that A LOT.
The public school system at work...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM

The stoopid. It burns and is multiplying.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (GYmDu)

536 I'm working for a company where that happened, only most don't like the new management. It's insane to work here. Same thing happening at other companies.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Luckily, we do. She left on great terms. She's 66 and it was just time. But the amount of knowledge...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (IB/6k)

537 President Joe Biden will announce in his State of the Union address that he's directing the military to build a port on the Gaza coast to bring relief to the population there.


"Food, water and medical supplies!?!? Where's the guns, bombs and bullets infidels?!?!"
Posted by: Peaceful Palestinians Who Just Want Room to Breathe at March 07, 2024 02:23 PM (f746Z)

Gives Israel and excuse to close all the border checkpoints for good like Egypt did and let them stew.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (eoQWY)

538 Posted by: Maj. Healey

Liberals of the 1960's were not necessarily "c**k sucking commies" if by that it means they supported communism or the USSR. I don't think there can be much comparison between liberals of the 1960's and leftists today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (Ki//m)

539 *Pastry Reserve

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ucPEp)

540 Holy fuck.

Watching a replay of the Trian town hall Peltz and Rasulo are having regarding DEIsney.

The questions and answers are incredibly awesome.

It is on Valliant Renegade's channel.
The thing started at 12:30 p today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

541 They all lived in California.
======
Both Don Knotts and Andy Griffin grew up in the Solid South that was all Democrat. They just continued that into their adulthood.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:31 PM (hKOIV)

542 so McJoe's Navy is gonna build a seaport in Gaza

who knows what all manner of contraband will be infiltrated into that shithole

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:32 PM (oCjPU)

543 The 80's called again to get their foreign policy back, but JB put 'em on hold and called a lid for the day.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 07, 2024 02:32 PM (MB784)

544 A pre-recording of Biden's SOTU Speech released by CNN today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt56RMbpq_0

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:32 PM (Mig/N)

545 If so, will they bring their camels?

Does plus one mean my goat?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 02:32 PM (7dS7s)

546 The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
That's choking on the splinters
Soy un perdedor

- Joe Biden SOTU
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2024 02:30 PM

Took me a minute. But then LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2024 02:32 PM (GYmDu)

547 Update (10min): 99.5 Kilos

Update (20min): 99 Kilos....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

----------------

* snort *
Posted by: ShainS


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (IB/6k)

548 526

Count me in!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (MB784)

549 He's going to lower housing costs by giving illegals a 20% down payment and 0% interest for 100 years.

Posted by: TC at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (FjlUt)

550 >Gives Israel and excuse to close all the border checkpoints for good like Egypt did and let them stew.


I hope Israeli commandos blow the damn thing up

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (oCjPU)

551 https://www.youtube.com/live/f9GE89pAKL0?feature=shared

Valliant Renegade link.
Might still be going on, but I am an hour behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

552 Not the BEE.

Trouble in Paradise: “Uncommitted” Gains 7 Delegates in Hawaii as Democrats Protest Biden

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:34 PM (qRe8u)

553 I believe that KJP might be the missing Tele-Tubby !!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:34 PM (Mig/N)

554 He's going to lower housing costs by giving illegals a 20% down payment and 0% interest for 100 years.
Posted by: TC at March 07, 2024 02:33 PM (FjlUt)

Price Gouging is the Black Lives Matter of 2024

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (dGCAG)

555 ILLEGALS HAVE RIGHTS
Posted by: ...

So yer saying I at least have to dig a shallow grave?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (aw2/Z)

556 Odd law. Does that mean citizens who have brushes with the law are not detained?
Posted by: Braenyard


I think the idea is that since illegal immigration is a federal problem, Congress has the power to force states to hold illegals when they get pinched for anything, and not to force states to change their detention policies for citizens... which would have federal/state Constitutional issues.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (IG4Id)

557 Sweden officially joined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization Thursday, a historic shift that highlights how Russian President Vladimir Putin’s war in Ukraine is transforming European security in ways he may not have foreseen.
_WaPo

Maybe....Making agreement to go to war in defense of Sex Crazed country that US have no real interest in...a big mistake?
Posted by: THE DNC at March 07, 2024 02:24 PM (11kd9)

More like we can strip what little armed forces they have and ship them to Ukraine to hold off the Russians for another week or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

558
Homes in the 1950's and 1960's - adjusted for inflation - would be in the less then $100,000 range today. After the 1970's prices skyrocketed.

But those 50's and 60's homes were really small.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (RKVpM)

559 Suffolk County DA Ray Tierney says New York's backwards bail laws let dismemberment suspects out of jail


The problem is a combination of the inadequate laws that are enforced the SOROs DAs.

Posted by: vic at March 07, 2024 02:35 PM (A5THL)

560 Joe will soon justify the US military building a port for the Gaza Strip because the evil Jooos destroyed the existing port and aren't rebuilding it.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 02:29 PM (5fDan)

--------------

Out: Club Gitmo.
I'm: Club Gaza.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (ucPEp)

561 Joes hoping the Israeli's accidentally kill some US troops.

Posted by: TC at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (FjlUt)

562 They way American Samoa Votes so goes the whole of America !!

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (Mig/N)

563 Well, we do desperately need exports from Gaza.
You know, towels, concrete rubble, and three legged goats.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (v0R5T)

564 New thread on Biden's upcoming 'SOTU'. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (w0+ZH)

565 Well, I hope we get those Gazans' pronouns sorted out, at least.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

566 If you're hoping Americans will have a reasonable, intelligent assessment of the candidates' arguments for or against debating... well we didn't end up with Biden based on reason or intelligence.
Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (RCAlo)
---
Part of that was the Lying Media and IC.

About Hunter's laptop, the IC experts wrote "All the earmarks of Russian disinformation".

Biden quoted that as "known Russian disinformation".

The Media on the difference: *crickets*

Later on the IC is allowed their out in same Media: "We said it *looked* like Russian disinformation".

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)

567 US builds port, port appropriated by Israel, contract with Carnival Cruise lines. Question: How many cruise ships will it take to empty Gaza of the rabble and ship them to.....Libya?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (o7PU1)

568 I just looked too

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (fwDg9)

569 If I could attend the SOTU tonight and sit in the first row I would play Trumps live play by play of the speech on my phone and point the screen towards Bite Me..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (qRe8u)

570 let dismemberment suspects out of jail

Let that sink in when you remember the non-violent Jan6 prisoners, some ill without medical attention, for 2+ years.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (sOete)

571 US builds port, port appropriated by Israel, contract with Carnival Cruise lines. Question: How many cruise ships will it take to empty Gaza of the rabble and ship them to.....Libya?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 02:37 PM (o7PU1)

Hire all the Gazans as staff. Hard to build rockets to fire into Israel when you need to wipe down the Tiffany Lounge for the happy hour crowd.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

572 'Climate clown' John Kerry mocked for suggesting world would 'feel better' about Ukraine war if Russia cut emissions

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (oCjPU)

573 Saw on Facebook some genius complaining how his boomer parent got a house for 123k in 1987 while he has to pay 350k or more.

No, the Zoomer idiot was not adjusting for inflation or he would have known the prices were about the same, except interest rates were much higher then than now.
See that A LOT.
The public school system at work...
---
Single income ...

Adjusted for inflation, average housing had tripled, wages have barely doubled.

Complaint is valid, although the "starter" houses are much bigger-- try finding a 2 bedroom 900 sqft house .... and no one will buy that small anyway ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2024 02:39 PM (yikga)

574 $2,000 in 1960 = $20,867.07 in 2024.


The average home was selling for $2000 in 1960, but....they had none of the things that the average home has today.

Posted by: vic at March 07, 2024 02:40 PM (A5THL)

575 Teleprompter Operator for Biden: Wait and watch this idiot Biden repeat everything on the Teleprompter

Biden: Today I am authorizing a port in Gaza so that the Hamas Peace Loving people have disease free Camel Ass to have a great Sunday night.

Biden: Also Camel Face Kamala will be there to personally open up the clinic.

Teleprompter Operator for Biden: This guy is such a F**king Idiot with and IQ of a Dead Hamster. He will read anything on the Teleprompter.

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 07, 2024 02:41 PM (Mig/N)

576 NOOD Brandon stutters!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 07, 2024 02:43 PM (llON8)

577 Yo ACE ! check it out..

200,000 Gamers Took a Stand Against Woke Company: Now a Journalist Is Hunting Down Their Names

https://tinyurl.com/tdtecbaz

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 02:47 PM (qRe8u)

578 Behind in the polls but ducking debates. Guess he's expecting the cheaters to drag him across the finish line.

Posted by: waelse1 at March 07, 2024 02:51 PM (7YTAg)

579 A classic just like the one with Aunt Bea's pickles.
My favorite though is Three Wishes for Opie.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2024 02:17 PM (hKOIV)

"But aren't those trees nice and full?"
Posted by: m

Okay, I'll chime in:

When Barney and Floyd get kidnapped by 3 female escaped prisons in a cabin. Cracks me up everytime especially when Barney dances with the Big Maude Tyler.

Posted by: Cheri The Snow Roach at March 07, 2024 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

580 415

Touchy, lol

Posted by: mea culpa at March 07, 2024 03:03 PM (RCAlo)

581 “Biden will use Trump's refusing to debate his primary opponents as the excuse.“

Not even an excuse, but a reason. Trump was too arrogant to see down the road to this moment.

The price of being all about yourself, all the time.

Posted by: MarleysGhost at March 07, 2024 03:15 PM (82PRi)

582 With regards to what Ace said, and I see this alot with Trump.

"Oh Biden won't debate Trump and just say that ....."

Is there any world, any set of things you can concoct in your head that Trump WOULD do that would lead to a Biden accepting a debate.

I mean, feel free to go hog wild on this one, "Trump sent flowers to Biden and Jill, said he was sorry, debated Nikki Haley and even let Hillary moderate the debate, and Biden said aloud for those who could hear him That's a man I can trust!"

There is nothing, if Trump did X, the next reason would be Y... if Trump also did Y, the next reason would be Z.

It's gotta be obvious at some point right?

Posted by: RealityMain at March 07, 2024 03:23 PM (liB0E)

583 You know, the Constitution only requires the President to communicate to Congress about the State of the Union. No formal speech is required. I wonder if anyone in the White House has wondered about not running the risk of not having Biden make a speech on prime time TV?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March 07, 2024 03:59 PM (5eeFV)

584 Not saying is saying, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 07, 2024 03:59 PM (8E/8X)

585 KJP, utter dumbassness and total arrogance is such a lovely combination! Not. Can't wait to see the last of this one.

Posted by: leber at March 07, 2024 03:59 PM (rovGg)

586 Any chance the speech will be pre-recorded, spliced, fixed, to edit out some of the dementia?

Posted by: Debbie at March 07, 2024 04:31 PM (vPplw)

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