Let's Get Ready to MUMBLE...!

The State of Dementia speech will start at about 9:20, after Pops Fingerbang greets the Democrats who still want to be photographed with him. The official start is 9pm but that's another Regime Lie.

Video here from Viva Frei.

Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
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JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.
We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."
Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags?
https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy

#NOW #DC Ceasefire Protest BLOCKS BIDEN Motorcade Route from State of the Union address at US Capitol #StateOfTheUnion pic.twitter.com/rAJFfv9BJ1
— Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 (@ScooterCasterNY) March 8, 2024

The First Dementia Patient will talk about immigration, the economy, and a demand that Jews agree to a ceasefire that Hamas does not itself agree to. (Hamas walked away from ceasefire talks in Egypt.)

On the economy, he'll claim you checkbook is lying to you and you've never had it better.

On immigration, he'll claim that he's the real Border Warrior, and Republicans are stopping him from securing it.

Expect to hear a "you lie." I wouldn't mind some walk-outs and people standing and showing him their backs in disrespect.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:45 PM

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1 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IM FIRST!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at March 07, 2024 08:45 PM (u73oe)

2 I've already muted the feed.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (o3SCB)

3 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (c9zag)

4 Why do we have a senile President?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (oBPoz)

5 “Look, fat! We had to destroy ‘our precious democracy’ in order to save it, comrades!”

/If we’re being honest, we’d be calling it “The State Of the Disunion Address” …

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (S/101)

6 Watching C-Span. Realized I had completely forgotten the existence of Debbie Wasserman-Schulz. Realized I was better off that way.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (oBPoz)

7 Please, GOP, provoke the asshole.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (SYTee)

8 Why it matters to Biden: Immigration has emerged as a central issue in the 2024 presidential campaign, which is widely expected to be a Biden-Trump rematch, and each man is seeking to use the border problems to his own political advantage.

Mein Fuhrer ... das border ..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (c9zag)

9 FJB has finally left the WH...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (BpYfr)

10 >>>Expect to hear a "you lie." I wouldn't mind some walk-outs and people standing and showing him their backs in disrespect.

>Over/under on this, I predict to be around the 55 minute mark.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (EEgXH)

11 Biden on his way.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (/Q2Oa)

12 There they've tucked him into the limo.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (o3SCB)

13 Shut up, Fool.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (c9zag)

14 Protestors are blocking the motorcade route. How convenient.
Now Joe can stay home and they can roll the tape.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

15

Already, the usual suspects are admitting that this will be a ratings flop. Not a bad thing if Joey has a seizure.

I maintain Trump's live blog will have a much bigger audience.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (x0n13)

16 Why is Kamala dressed as a dude? Is there going to be a special announcement about that?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (oBPoz)

17 Why are my comments not showing in the live blog?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (c9zag)

18 Protestors are blocking Biden's motorcade.

The protestors are interfering with a Congressional proceeding (one mentioned in the Constitution), so I assume the FBI will identify them all through geofencing, jail them for years before trial, and then sentence them to multi-year prison terms.

That's how it works, isn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (YAtuc)

19 Democracy my ass. It's a republic. We don't seem to be doing a very good job keeping it.

Posted by: huerfano at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (Q4KYm)

20 Pops fingerling heh heh

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (qRe8u)

21 Paul is one of those people stupid enough to believe Hamas' numbers. How many Israelis children were killed first?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (yeEu9)

22 The Palestinians have gotten billions upon billions for governments around the world, why haven't they build their own port? Israel wouldn't allow it?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (++4z6)

23 Why are my comments not showing in the live blog?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (c9zag)

Never not funny. Once each event.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

24 My mouth tastes like organ.

Posted by: Pawl at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

25 Members of the House and Senate taking selfies is fairly obscene.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (o3SCB)

26 The longer he takes to start the sooner the meds will wear off.

I wonder where they will hang the IV bag?

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (wMSZ1)

27 Not much difference between Hamas and the Palestinian Authority other than how far Iran could get it's dick down their throat.

Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (QB+5g)

28 You may’ve heard I’ve got a big speech coming up.

So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before – sort of.

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So six actors pretending to be Presidents?

Or is it Five Actors and a Baby?

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (S/101)

29 The issue: The number of people who are illegally crossing the U.S. border has been rising for years, for reasons that include climate change, war and unrest in other nations, the economy, and cartels that see migration as a cash cow.

The outright lie heads the list. The believable lie follows. The real reason in under the fold.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (DgGvY)

30 Biden on his way.

To where?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (V8he0)

31 6 About 5000 of the 30000 dead in Gaza are children under the she of 4 years.
Will their older brothers and sisters forgive Israel?
Israel enabled Hamas to take control of Gaza by weakening the Palestinian Authority there. Israel knew Hamas would take over .
Posted by: Paul banned at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (zR4we)

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I see the new talking points have been uploaded.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (++4z6)

32 17 Why is Kamala dressed as a dude? Is there going to be a special announcement about that?
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (oBPoz)

She looks bad in the black and white.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (o3SCB)

33 Honestly, my food bill has doubled under Biden. How is Sleepy Joe going to explain that away?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (c9zag)

34 Escort ? Lovely!

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (d2Gce)

35 Johnson slamming the gavel bringing the party to a halt.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (/Q2Oa)

36 The Israelis should blow up that port

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (FQmDC)

37 Joe "National Embarrassment" Biden.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 07, 2024 08:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

38 34 Honestly, my food bill has doubled under Biden. How is Sleepy Joe going to explain that away?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (c9zag)

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Price gouging from food corporations.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 08:54 PM (++4z6)

39 The Texas Republicans should walk out over Biden's insurrection against their state.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 08:54 PM (GhWO2)

40 The Israelis should blow up that port
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (FQmDC)

The Houthis will.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (c9zag)

41 We're the idiots you've been looking for, Mr. President!

Posted by: T & J, Hudson, MA at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (qUkBO)

42 13 There they've tucked him into the limo.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (o3SCB)
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I read that as f****d him ......

Posted by: Ciampino - Reminders at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

43 McConnell looks like he already shit his diapers. We're fucked!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (EEgXH)

44 >>> 17 Why are my comments not showing in the live blog?

lol, with the callback

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (KRtlO)

45 Question for the legal staff: Would it be an insurrection, within the meaning of the statute, If a thousand berserkers, wearing kilts and waving claymores, carried Trump in on a sedan chair shouting, in ancient Norse: “the Donald is our god”

Posted by: Chief Spokes Dude, Buffalo Trot Distillary at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (tKNHW)

46 Climate change is a reason people are entering America illegally? Gawd. Anyone who believes that BS probably believes the figures on dead children in Gaza.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

47 Honestly, my food bill has doubled under Biden. How is Sleepy Joe going to explain that away?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (c9zag)

Honestly, i avoid some aisles at the market because it's so depressing.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 08:56 PM (wMSZ1)

48 It takes a couple dozen of these clowns to make sure Biden doesn' astray?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 08:56 PM (XQKub)

49 Fjb will have his side-o-beef moment

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 08:56 PM (d2Gce)

50 Gawd, Kumala has an annoying voice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (50t6/)

51 Joe's motorcade got blocked by Pro-Hamas protestors on the way to the Capitol...might mess up the med timing...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (exHjb)

52 I'm already swearing at the TV.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (a+87t)

53 Out: Hail to the Chief
In: Send in the Clowns

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (XQKub)

54 Wish we could have a split screen of Biden giving the speech and Trump replying in real time.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (unUNN)

55 Eew, Kamala is talking. It's really nasal.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (oBPoz)

56 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 44m
JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags? 🤔

https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy
1:44 minutes; shouting some commie shit too.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (2yu8s)

57 Gawd, Kumala has an annoying voice.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (50t6/)
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Gawd, Kumala has an annoying ...everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (XQKub)

58 I am watching this bullshit on Viva Frei's channel.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (50t6/)

59 I'm going to watch The Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (63Dwl)

60 asshole judges

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (oCjPU)

61 Tonight's a good night for the race card, it will be deployed 16 times. O/U.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (EEgXH)

62 Crack Head's Dad will claim, again, the climate change (tm) is driving populations north, not that he is flying them here.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 08:58 PM (cOq4q)

63 Those Democrat stupid congresswomen are dressed in white again. What is it for this time?

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (unUNN)

64 Wish we could have a split screen of Biden giving the speech and Trump replying in real time.
Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (unUNN)
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THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (XQKub)

65 I wonder how he will announce Beau died this time...

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (FQmDC)

66 tick, tock, tick, tock...The medication clock is ticking.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (wMSZ1)

67 Upon hearing this, Jewish support for Biden will drop from 80.27% all the way to 80.269%.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (bWsRe)

68 I had a cocktail earlier so I might type some unflattering things about various govt figures

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (oCjPU)

69 No Clarence Thomas or ACB.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (/Q2Oa)

70 Those Democrat stupid congresswomen are dressed in white again. What is it for this time?
Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (unUNN)
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White Power!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (DeFcY)

71 43 McConnell looks like he already shit his diapers. We're fucked!
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They just killed his SIL so he must be worried. Maybe he will have an unfortunate gym accident like Harry Reid.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (d2Gce)

72 56 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 44m
JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags? 🤔

https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy
1:44 minutes; shouting some commie shit too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (2yu8s)

Because they've changed the dictionary.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (o3SCB)

73 Isn't Trump doing that on Youtube?

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (FQmDC)

74 56 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 44m
JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags? 🤔

https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy
1:44 minutes; shouting some commie shit too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (2yu8s)

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So it's that easy to disrupt a Presidential motorcade. All it would take is to put some TNT with a remote detonator in the road and BLAMO!

Keeping notes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (++4z6)

75 The Israelis should blow up that port
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (FQmDC)

They should.
Israel has declared war upon Hamas, all legally done. The US is aiding the enemy of Israel.
Fair game I'd say.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (W/lyH)

76 Paul is one of those people stupid enough to believe Hamas' numbers.

A writer for Tablet noted that the claimed casualty figures go up absolutely linearly from day-to-day (so the same casualty numbers every day, and are always 70% women and children every day.

Made-up numbers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (YAtuc)

77 Those Democrat stupid congresswomen are dressed in white again. What is it for this time?
Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (unUNN)
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Auditioning for Kotex commercials.

Yeah, I know. As if.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (XQKub)

78 Kamala...how the F@ck did she get anywhere in politics? And now standing in front of the nation!?

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (a+87t)

79
I have been waiting all day for the shitshow. Not watching it. This thread will be so entertaining.

Thank you ace.

Posted by: four seasons at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (PisyI)

80 I don't see Judge Thomas

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (oCjPU)

81 63 Those Democrat stupid congresswomen are dressed in white again. What is it for this time?
Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (unUNN)

Honoring the purity of their constituents who are too repulsive to get laid.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (oBPoz)

82 How about that. Paul is a Stormfront bot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (W3T6M)

83 I'm hoping for a 3 hour stemwinder from Biden* that addresses shrinking cookies (SHOUTING), the Cookie Monster's struggles (whispering), and how Sesame Street isn't safe anymore since Corn Pop knifed Bert (SHOUTING) and raped Ernie (whispering).

Posted by: MSNBC: GREATEST. SPEECH. EVER. at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (qUkBO)

84 I am watching this bullshit on Viva Frei's channel.

Me too. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (V8he0)

85 These assholes aren't even sitting yet.
Can this country do nothing right? We look like fools to the world and we can't even start a speech on time.

Is Tump MST3King it? is there a link?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (fZwvY)

86 Almost show time. This is going to be very predictable and embarrassing. Not sure why I am going to watch. Never watch tv.

Posted by: Rasmus at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (DQ3H5)

87 I'm going to watch The Beverly Hillbillies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I'm watching something on Fox called Farmer Wants a Wife. It's like the Bachelor. It's awful.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (Mig/N)

88 Climate change is a reason people are entering America illegally? Gawd. Anyone who believes that BS probably believes the figures on dead children in Gaza.
Posted by: Diogenes

"Why did you come to America?"

"It was raining in Guatemala, shute."

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

89 Wish we could have a split screen of Biden giving the speech and Trump replying in real time.
Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (unUNN)

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That’s happening on RSBN.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (u73oe)

90 I hope the fucker strokes out on live TV.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (VuZH8)

91 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.

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good job

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (V13WU)

92 A writer for Tablet noted that the claimed casualty figures go up absolutely linearly from day-to-day (so the same casualty numbers every day, and are always 70% women and children every day.

Like Biden's vote totals after that sink overflowed in GA....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (ibTVg)

93 It takes a couple dozen of these clowns to make sure Biden doesn' astray?

Sooo....you're saying they're all in the one car?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (CsUN+)

94 I guess it's nice that Sotomayer isn't in a diabetic coma yet.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (oBPoz)

95 76 Paul is one of those people stupid enough to believe Hamas' numbers.

A writer for Tablet noted that the claimed casualty figures go up absolutely linearly from day-to-day (so the same casualty numbers every day, and are always 70% women and children every day.

Made-up numbers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (YAtuc)

So, like the Biden economic numbers...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (exHjb)

96 I wonder how he will announce Beau died this time...
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While serving on the Death Star, a lucky shot to an obscure vent by a MAGA Jedi knight.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (GhWO2)

97 Biden couldn't get Fake President Martin Sheen to join him?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (3+kW6)

98 The best way the Republicans could disrupt the speech would be with derisive laughter at everything the meat puppet says. Unrelenting, disrespectful, laughter. Dude would crack.

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (SYTee)

99 Imma let you poor misguided saps watch it for me.

Let me know if he drops trou and wanders off in his ankle pants.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (iziT8)

100 17 Why are my comments not showing in the live blog?
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Because we hate you, Grump!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (2yu8s)

101 Who cares what he says. He's obviously not in charge. He even admits as much.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (MeG8a)

102 McConnell looks like he already shit his diapers. We're fucked!
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Notice hiw the Reds included McConnell in their choices to "escort" (i.e., "guide") the Vegetable-in-Chief to the venue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (XQKub)

103 Tucker is going to do a review after it's over too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (yeEu9)

104 Millions of Germans civilians were killed in ww2. Fucks given: Zero point zero.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (bWsRe)

105 So six actors pretending to be Presidents?

Or is it Five Actors and a Baby?
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (S/101)

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No wonder nobody gives a crap about Hollywood any more.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (unUNN)

106 Biden should direct his motorcade to run over the protesters.

For the children, ya know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2024 09:02 PM (I6NNh)

107 Roberts: Make sure you don't get me at an angle that makes my comb-over really obvious.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (oBPoz)

108 Members of the House and Senate taking selfies is fairly obscene.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (o3SCB)

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* Narcissus DogEater at Mandela's Memorial Service has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (S/101)

109 69 No Clarence Thomas or ACB.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (/Q2Oa)

Thomas (and Alito, I think) don't attend--usually, or always?

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (o3SCB)

110 Remember when Bill Clinton launched a war of choice in Serbia and engaged in "genocide" there as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (ibTVg)

111 Going to have a tally of the combination with the words "White", "Christian", and "Nationalist". Think I'll need a legal memo pad.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, Certified Moron and Virtue Signaler at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (EES2L)

112 Not sure why I am going to watch. Never watch tv.
Posted by: Rasmus at March 07, 2024 09:00 PM (DQ3H5)

Because it might be a freaking train wreck?

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (50t6/)

113 Biden not there yet.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (/Q2Oa)

114 55 Eew, Kamala is talking. It's really nasal.
Posted by: Splunge

She sounds great with my dick in her mouth.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (W3T6M)

115 So, Biden is still not there, right, b/c of the blockade?

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (exHjb)

116 My hatred for Hollywood knows no limit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (W/lyH)

117 nothing will happen to him , he slept for the last 2 days , 2 hours ago they pumped him full of caffeine and micro doses of cocaine

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (V13WU)

118 Those guys are popping Geritol like Pez.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (++4z6)

119 Clarence Thomas is a healthy scratch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (u73oe)

120 A writer for Tablet noted that the claimed casualty figures go up absolutely linearly from day-to-day (so the same casualty numbers every day, and are always 70% women and children every day.

Made-up numbers.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Did they hire Baghdad Bob?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (SEDrX)

121 I wonder how he will announce Beau died this time...
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While serving on the Death Star, a lucky shot to an obscure vent by a MAGA Jedi knight.

Is this a euphemism?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (CsUN+)

122

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (c9zag)

123 Collins , Murkowski and miss Lindsay chatting.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (/Q2Oa)

124 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.
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Allah hasn't helped them much, has he?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (GhWO2)

125 How many times will Beau be mentioned?

Posted by: dantesed at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (88xKn)

126 Biden couldn't get Fake President Martin Sheen to join him?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (3+kW6)
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Hell, I'd plump for that a-hole Martin Sheen as Fake President over Fake President Depends.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (XQKub)

127 We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags? 🤔

https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy
1:44 minutes; shouting some commie shit too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:57 PM (2yu8s)
***

I was in a protest like that once.
It seems the pub ran out of beer.
It got ugly there for awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (W/lyH)

128 Crowder livestreaming this with comments, over on Rumble...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:04 PM (xaFKb)

129 107 Roberts: Make sure you don't get me at an angle that makes my comb-over really obvious.
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:03 PM (oBPoz)

Ikr? At some point they need to cut it and stop being a clever comber. They aren't fooling anyone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (LTQdX)

130 While serving on the Death Star, a lucky shot to an obscure vent by a MAGA Jedi knight.

He means the fourth hole. Duh.

Posted by: Some Gen Z'er at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (ibTVg)

131 The longer he takes to start the sooner the meds will wear off.

I wonder where they will hang the IV bag?

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 08:52 PM (wMSZ1)

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SWAT snipers positioned in the rafters & wings will be "fortifying" throughout the evening with ~~tranquilizer~~ amphetamine & adrenochrome darts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (S/101)

132 Chuck. Stand up. Let em see y’all.
Oh God love ya. What am I talking about.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (V/pbu)

133 83 I'm hoping for a 3 hour stemwinder from Biden* that addresses shrinking cookies (SHOUTING), the Cookie Monster's struggles (whispering), and how Sesame Street isn't safe anymore since Corn Pop knifed Bert (SHOUTING) and raped Ernie (whispering).
Posted by: MSNBC: GREATEST. SPEECH. EVER.

That I'd watch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (W3T6M)

134 I am going to watch as much as I can with y’all, but have to teach at 6a, which means up at 430a. I will have to reread comments in the morning for what I missed.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 I was in a protest like that once.
It seems the pub ran out of beer.
It got ugly there for awhile.

Beer Hall Putsch?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (CsUN+)

136 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.
______________

That's totally unacceptable.

They should have kill hundreds of thousands of "people."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (XQKub)

137 The bar is so low for this speech it's pathetic. If he doesn't fall down or drop a deuce in his pants it will be hailed as the greatest speech since Cicero.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (LkLld)

138 how many women and children were killed in E. Ukraine between 2014-2022 ?

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (V13WU)

139 So, Biden is still not there, right, b/c of the blockade?
Posted by: Nova Local

I'm so old, I remember when the Secret Service would run over protesters blocking the motorcade.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (SEDrX)

140 Biden getting his diaper changed?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (dzZCL)

141 Any reason why these godless commie bitches are wearing white?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (50t6/)

142 Kamala is the same color as Mike Johnson.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (LTQdX)

143 Low bar for him to clear. He basically needs to survive the speech with shitting himself noticeably on live tv and the press will deliver plaudits

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (FQmDC)

144 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.

Or, what our Founding Father's... or hell my OWN Father... would have called... a good start.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (xaFKb)

145 My C-SPAN screen froze.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (o3SCB)

146 A writer for Tablet noted that the claimed casualty figures go up absolutely linearly from day-to-day (so the same casualty numbers every day, and are always 70% women and children every day.
Made-up numbers.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

They make sense to us!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

147 Y'all let me know if he starts that creepy whisper stuff.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (c9zag)

148 "Biden spent a lot of time on this speech."

Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (XQKub)

149
Honestly, my food bill has doubled under Biden. How is Sleepy Joe going to explain that away?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Your appetite increased after Joe solved the COVID crisis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

150 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.
______________

That's totally unacceptable.

They should have kill hundreds of thousands of "people."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (XQKub)
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Buncha slackers....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (BpYfr)

151 I wish i still had my soft dart dart gun. That would have made this more fun.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (a+87t)

152 My C-SPAN screen froze.
Posted by: m

Climate change!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

153 So the women who are all for abortion also wear all white. Is it so the blood shows up more clearly?

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (unUNN)

154 how many women and children were killed in E. Ukraine between 2014-2022 ?

Not enough

Posted by: Victoria Nuland at March 07, 2024 09:06 PM (ibTVg)

155 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population

That's called success, dumbass.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (wMSZ1)

156 "disruption of an official proceeding."

That's what I am going to call it when my wife pesters me when I am in the bathroom from now on.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (fZwvY)

157 Wild will happen

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (dzZCL)

158 If it gets bad I don't doubt they would use the kill switch

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (FQmDC)

159 139 So, Biden is still not there, right, b/c of the blockade?
Posted by: Nova Local

I'm so old, I remember when the Secret Service would run over protesters blocking the motorcade.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (SEDrX)

Biden won't let them - he doesn't want to lose MI and VA (yes, VA, especially NoVA, has a significant Muslim population and that would break Fairfax 60-40 vs 80-20)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (exHjb)

160 I was in a protest like that once.
It seems the pub ran out of beer.
It got ugly there for awhile.

Beer Hall Putsch?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (CsUN+)

Barroom Blitz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (c9zag)

161 That AP link in Ace’s post is some top grade propaganda. The host is telling us how Biden spent hours working on this speech, OrangeManBad, and how great Biden is…

Posted by: Ann at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (4neFu)

162 Look for this in outside camera shots:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 10h
NEW - Biden is putting up a fence around the U.S. Capitol to protect himself during his State of the Union address today.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (2yu8s)

163 "Biden spent a lot of time on this speech."

Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

a lot of time learning to pronounce the words?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

164 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning

Dude! It started last week on Tuesday. Get with the program or we may have to move you back to the mail room.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (aw2/Z)

165 Remember when Bill Clinton launched a war of choice in Serbia and engaged in "genocide" there as well?

==

Democrats are terrible warmongers!

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (V13WU)

166 I guess its only normal for him to meet with fake presidents. Overpaid assholes who make a living doing make-believe. Joe fits right in.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (W/lyH)

167 I see my loser congressman crowding the aisle so he can shake the dementia patient's hand. What a tool he is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (LTQdX)

168 Honestly, my food bill has doubled under Biden. How is Sleepy Joe going to explain that away?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:53 PM (c9zag)

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"GREEDY POTATO CHIP MANUFACTURERS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (S/101)

169 > Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."
__________

Give it time and it will be right wing, rural white rage supemists that were involved.

Expect heavy handed FBI raids on unsuspecting rural families tomorrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (Q4IgG)

170 There is an ancient man guarding one of the chamber doors. He looks like Igor from Frankenstein. I take it Marty Feldman was not available.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (unUNN)

171 That's what I am going to call it when my wife pesters me when I am in the bathroom from now on.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (fZwvY)
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There is no clock on my business!

Posted by: Reuben "Rooster" Cogburn at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (DeFcY)

172 If it gets bad I don't doubt they would use the kill switch

I remember seeing a John Kerry speech in 2004 where he was clearly drunk off his ass on one of the networks. They quickly claimed he was obviously "tired" after a long day and cut to a re-run of some sitcom.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (ibTVg)

173 Odds on Biden saying 'God save the Queen ' during the speech?

Posted by: dantesed at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (88xKn)

174 Which applause lines get the most applause?

My choice: Biden announces his resignation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (XQKub)

175 I just hope the Republicans will let Joe close the border like he wants to so badly.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (oBPoz)

176 "GREEDY POTATO CHIP MANUFACTURERS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (S/101)

WTF! IT'S A BAG OF AIR!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (c9zag)

177 they're probably topping off Biden's brain cocktail

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (oCjPU)

178 Drinking game? Take a shot every time he blanks out or mispronounces a word?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (9Afsw)

179 I'm a little surprised they don't have an underground tunnel for POTUS between the White House and the Capitol Building. They could hire Hamas to dig it for them. I hear they are experts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (BpYfr)

180 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2m
TRUMP: “There is nothing he can say tonight that can absolve him from letting 15 million people into our Country illegally. He’ll probably blame me, but I had the Safest Border in the History of our Country, so that won’t go very far!”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (2yu8s)

181 169 > Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."
__________

Give it time and it will be right wing, rural white rage supemists that were involved.

Expect heavy handed FBI raids on unsuspecting rural families tomorrow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:08 PM (Q4IgG)

It will be raids on the stupid left wing straight white ally suckers who didn't realize they'd be the patsies by going tonight...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (exHjb)

182 The penguin is texting on his phone.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (/Q2Oa)

183 Biden being late has nothing to do with the protest. There is more than one route.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (LkLld)

184 "disruption of an official proceeding."

That's what I am going to call it when my wife pesters me when I am in the bathroom from now on.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN IS PROBABLY DOING THE SAME THING DURING ACTUAL OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

185 The FDems must be shitting their collective pants.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (a+87t)

186 I don't get this shit about abortion. It's a Supreme Court decision; the Vegetable-in-Chief can't countermand that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (XQKub)

187 Odds on Biden ending the speech with "And that's why we have to re-elect President Obama."

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (ibTVg)

188 That's what I am going to call it when my wife pesters me when I am in the bathroom from now on.

The Jakes is occupied.

May be for some time..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (c9zag)

189 Bernie is fondling a mask as he talks to the dumbest woman in the Senate.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (oBPoz)

190 Thanks for reminding me, splunge. I need to put mayo on shopping list.

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (hirWM)

191 Over/under on Biden going off script with Neil Kinnock's story again?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (LTQdX)

192 178 Drinking game? Take a shot every time he blanks out or mispronounces a word?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (9Afsw)

You trying to kill people?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:10 PM (oBPoz)

193 more assholes

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (oCjPU)

194 Jill is nicely dressed.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (o3SCB)

195 >>> and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning

I LOVE this guy!

Posted by: Guy who always talks about loving other guys at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (q177U)

196 It's Dr. Jill Dr. Dr.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (a+87t)

197 No shit - they found Lloyd Austin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (XQKub)

198 183 Biden being late has nothing to do with the protest. There is more than one route.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (LkLld)

They closed certain roads for this...they stuck themselves into certain routes...almost like they didn't want him to give the speech, b/c who drives towards the protests...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (exHjb)

199 Ugh. Cunt Dr. jill.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (50t6/)

200 I hope someone in the crowd is as good at shooting spitballs as I was in seventh grade.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (woPEM)

201 >Bernie is fondling a mask as he talks to the dumbest woman in the Senate.

Posted by: Splunge

could you be more specific

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (oCjPU)

202 Sinema wearing her boots?

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (SYTee)

203 193 more assholes
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (oCjPU)

LOL would be funny if the page said that.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (o3SCB)

204 The rogues gallery entering now, the cabinet that is.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (unUNN)

205 No shit - they found Lloyd Austin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (XQKub)

He looks...bad.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (c9zag)

206 Have they at least made an effort to hide the president's extension cord?

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (PZvjL)

207 Ceasefire Protest BLOCKS BIDEN Motorcade Route from State of the Union address at US Capitol #StateOfTheUnion
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How insurrectiony!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (g7qFq)

208 Sinema wearing her boots?

I'm going commando tonight boys

Posted by: Sen Kinky Boots at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (ibTVg)

209 The President's Cabinet has just entered the Chamber. I bet this is the only time of year when they are all in the same building at one time (save one who is kept away for succession reasons).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

210 Yellen is an evil gnome.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (woPEM)

211 there's secretary Buttsecks

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (oCjPU)

212 This parade of cabinet traitors, blechhh.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (/Q2Oa)

213 I LOVE this guy!

Posted by: Guy who always talks about loving other guys

That guy who always labels as homos other guys who profess love for other guys.

Posted by: That guy who always labels as homos other guys who profess love for other guys. at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (CsUN+)

214 For tonight's 'performance' Fingerbang is wearing Depends that are just one Yuge methamphetamine skin patch.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (QjAQj)

215 Hell, I'd plump for that a-hole Martin Sheen as Fake President over Fake President Depends.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Which one? The stupid 90s TV show one or The Dead Zone one? Yea, wasn't President yet in TDZ but still, Stillson would be an improvement over Demented Biden.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (W3T6M)

216 Watching the Viva Frei commentary. "Yellen looks like the 'Inconceivable' guy from the Princess Bride." LOLOL

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (1eY81)

217 This AP reporter is definitely in the bag for the Reds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (XQKub)

218 Odds on Biden talking about Corn Pop being in charge of the new Gaza port ?

Posted by: dantesed at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (88xKn)

219 Fox has Kevin McCarthy commenting. They would have done better by not pissing their viewers like that.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (unUNN)

220 Doctor Jill is so beautiful and glamorous.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (9Afsw)

221 Why they are wearing white? Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/yn7smuk3

Posted by: Ciampino - Not virgins or albinos at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (qfLjt)

222 Worst job in DC right now:

Teleprompter Guy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (I6NNh)

223 >>> Any reason why these godless commie bitches are wearing white?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Symbol of their purity and virtue.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (cOq4q)

224 Wow, is this late.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (wMSZ1)

225 What's our drinking bingo card say, morons?

"Danger to Democracy" can't be one because we'd all get wasted.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (q177U)

226 If it gets bad I don't doubt they would use the kill switch

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:07 PM (FQmDC)

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Please tell me that they've implanted a pound of thermite -- capable of being remote-detonated -- in the space that was his former frontal lobe.

I saw the Former Frontal Lobes open for Skalpel at Chopin Point Warsaw in 2009.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (S/101)

227 Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
WATCH: Trump Super PAC releases BRUTAL campaign ad ahead of Joe’s #SOTU2024 address

https://tinyurl.com/394fravn
30 seconds; Can Joe even make it to 2029? Can we?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (2yu8s)

228 Have they at least made an effort to hide the president's extension cord?
Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (PZvjL)

There are sandbags on the podium!!!
RRREEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (W/lyH)

229 SecDef actually showed up for something connected with his job!

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (oBPoz)

230 COME ON SMOD

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (oCjPU)

231 198 183 Biden being late has nothing to do with the protest. There is more than one route.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:09 PM (LkLld)

They closed certain roads for this...they stuck themselves into certain routes...almost like they didn't want him to give the speech, b/c who drives towards the protests...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2024 09:11 PM (exHjb)
Those 'protests' are DNC choreographed theatre pure and simple...you can bet your stash of quatloos on that fact.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (QjAQj)

232 225 What's our drinking bingo card say, morons?

"Danger to Democracy" can't be one because we'd all get wasted.
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (q177U)

Extreme MAGA we will all be dead for sure.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (LTQdX)

233 This parade of cabinet traitors, blechhh.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (/Q2Oa)
____________

Sadly, they're not queueing up to ascend the gallows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (XQKub)

234 The bar is so low for this speech it's pathetic. If he doesn't fall down or drop a deuce in his pants it will be hailed as the greatest speech since Cicero.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:05 PM (LkLld)

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The only reason I'm watching is to see a disaster unfold. Even a mishap will do.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (unUNN)

235 About to unhook Biden from the IV cocktail.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (a+87t)

236 This is the world's biggest circus.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (V8he0)

237 Are they going to wrap a string around some Adderall for Biden to chase down the aisle?

That would be gold.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:14 PM (wMSZ1)

238 Biden: My fellow Americpppppffffffhhhhhhhhsqk

*five minutes of applause*

McConnell: Oh gawd, the stench, ah think ah am gonna hurrrrl...

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (PZvjL)

239 Fox has Kevin McCarthy commenting. They would have done better by not pissing their viewers like that.

Subtle, Fox, subtle.

Also, f*** you.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (CsUN+)

240 Their white outfits should be drenched in blood, the fucking baby killers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (50t6/)

241 Who's taking one for the team?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (AJDwy)

242 there's Boebert all by her lonesome

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (oCjPU)

243 Worst job in DC right now:

Teleprompter Guy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (I6NNh)
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Or the best job if you are terminally ill with no more fucks to give and just want to mess with FJB's speech...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (BpYfr)

244 My fellow Ampersands...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

245 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (XQKub)

246 Biden has an amphetamine drip that's finishing up right about now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (LTQdX)

247 Biden's Cabinet looks like the faculty of a Clown College. Especially Buttigieg.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (oBPoz)

248 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (c9zag)

249 What's our drinking bingo card say, morons?

"Danger to Democracy" can't be one because we'd all get wasted.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:13 PM (q177U)

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Imma gonna be drunk in about 10 minutes after he repeatedly says "Beau," "potato chips," "newcomers," "cookie monster," "Ukraine," and "Ultra MAGAts."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (S/101)

250 PDT from Truth Social:

The President is very substantially late. Not a good start, but let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. I’m sure he had very important things to do, but he is just now getting into the car. They will have to drive very, very quickly, you just don’t want to be late to the State of the Union. They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the Limo.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (qRe8u)

251 245 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (XQKub)

Don't bother with Fox

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (Akjoo)

252 The only reason I'm watching is to see a disaster unfold. Even a mishap will do.

I was hoping for at least a farrago.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (CsUN+)

253 Jill in dusty green.suit. Quite sedate for her usual getups.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (/Q2Oa)

254 The first thing I am looking at is FJB eyes. If he has black eyes means his handlers have him pumped full of something.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (8R5Gt)

255 I'm waiting for him to shamble in but I'm tired and I may be shambling off to bed before he gets there.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (QExSK)

256 245 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (XQKub)

CSPAN on YouTube. No commentary.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (oBPoz)

257 Note the cocktail party atmosphere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (Q4IgG)

258 Dr Jill's face has that healthy Armor-All sheen

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (oCjPU)

259 Or the best job if you are terminally ill with no more fucks to give and just want to mess with FJB's speech...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (BpYfr)
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I do the cha-cha like a little girl.

I like a do da cha-cha.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (DeFcY)

260 Nancy Mace will come.

Hells yeah

Posted by: The Hitachi 9000 RPM Kitty Masher at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (ibTVg)

261 All the Dem "men" look like they drink soy cocktails.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (a+87t)

262 Is Elizabeth Warren going to give a land acknowledgement on behalf of her tribal people?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (9Afsw)

263 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

Viva Frei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIFGNoTdiaI

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (CsUN+)

264 The national shortage of Adderall after this speech will not be a coincidence.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (oBPoz)

265 I hope the cotton ball that's taped to the injection site falls out on live tv.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (LTQdX)

266 Biden Is Back!
Best SOTU Speech Ever!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (NpAcC)

267 Biden's Cabinet looks like the faculty of a Clown College. Especially Buttigieg.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (oBPoz)

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Mike Johnson should have offered the Speaker's chair tonight to either Tara Reade, Atomic Tranny Dogboy, or a prepubescent girl with long hair ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (S/101)

268 Who's that woman leading Biden in? His nurse?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (9Afsw)

269 Here comes the village idiot

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (wMSZ1)

270 Do Dems even LIFT?

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (a+87t)

271 They're applauding because he hasn't taken a header ... yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (XQKub)

272 They will have to drive very, very quickly, you just don’t want to be late to the State of the Union. They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the Limo.
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I heard that FJB lunged for the steering wheel!

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (1eY81)

273 the fossil has arrived

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (oCjPU)

274 Biden looks like he is 103.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (/Q2Oa)

275 255 I'm waiting for him to shamble in but I'm tired and I may be shambling off to bed before he gets there.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (QExSK)

The shit shamble. It's in the gait.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (q7hip)

276 The Viva Frei side-by-side commentary really is pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIFGNoTdiaI

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (V8he0)

277 I have a lot of "types, deletes" thoughts going on. Just thinking of episode 1 of designated survivor.

For no reason....

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (qgPFD)

278 His pupils are black as midnight. They gave him the maximum dose!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (q177U)

279 IT'S AMBULATORY!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (SCwm0)

280 I hope the cotton ball that's taped to the injection site falls out on live tv.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (LTQdX)
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You're nicer than I am. I'm hoping he falls over like Benny Hill on a trike.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (QExSK)

281 Worst job in DC right now:

Teleprompter Guy.
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Nancy Pelosi's OB-GYN.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (g7qFq)

282 "Mr. Speaker, the POTUS." I have expected Hope n' Change to come through the door.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (8R5Gt)

283 ..The state of the union is ...what was that ??

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU)

284 I hope the cotton ball that's taped to the injection site falls out on live tv.
Posted by: CaliGirl

At this point he has a permanent IV patch installed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (IG4Id)

285 Biden Is Back!
Best SOTU Speech Ever!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (NpAcC)

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HEADLINES Already Written: "Biden So Good, that Fox News has Already Called Arizona for him in the November General Election!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (S/101)

286 I'd wager that the Italian show mocking Biden did more to damage him than any SOTU could repair.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (CsUN+)

287 LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE...!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (KRtlO)

288 His eyes look especially black tonight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (woPEM)

289 Fresh Botox on Biden.

Terrorist wet dream

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (V/pbu)

290 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: Chaos unfolds Outside White House as Man Arrested for Revving Engine Near Palestine Protesters Amid President Biden's State of the Union speech
📌#Washington | #DC
Currently, a chaotic scene is unfolding as police officers struggle to control a crowd while arresting a man who revved his engine near the Ceasefire Protest outside the White House. This incident occurs as President Biden prepares to deliver the State of the Union address at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. Law enforcement is on high alert due to upcoming protests, and large fences have been set up for Joe Biden's State of the Union speech.

🚨#UPDATE: The FBI is now on the scene outside the White House as DC police tow away the vehicle that was driven up to the sidewalk where pro-Palestine activists were positioned.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (2yu8s)

291 245 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (XQKub)

C-SPAN

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (o3SCB)

292 My God the AP announcer is so fuckin' tedious.

Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (uH65w)

293 Holy shit, look at those pupils!

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (wMSZ1)

294 Let's Get Ready to MUMBLE...!

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Hilarious, Ace!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (S/101)

295 Viva Frei:

Kiss her on the lips, you filthy pervert!

And,

"You are too old for me."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (50t6/)

296 I love the Horde. LMAO. Comedy gold!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (g7qFq)

297 I don't torture myself watching the senile pervert. But from comments in years past the WH pharmacists have managed to juice slow Joe enough that he can stand up and talk semi-coherently for over an hour.

I avoid the propaganda feeds so I have no feeling for whether sundown's dementia has advanced much farther this past year to where the pharmacy challenge is really extra tough. I'd love for him to reveal his true nature or stroke out on live TV but I'm sure the deep state would arrange a power outage in DC if they thought the odds of that happening were getting too high.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (wTs+0)

298 His pupils are black as midnight.

IT'S THE DEMON SHOWING !

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (SCwm0)

299 280 I hope the cotton ball that's taped to the injection site falls out on live tv.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:17 PM (LTQdX)
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You're nicer than I am. I'm hoping he falls over like Benny Hill on a trike.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM

Well if I'm completely honest I'm only watching in hopes of just that happening. Otherwise it's all the same bs, just another day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (LTQdX)

300 Is that his nurse in front of him?

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (a+87t)

301 Send me the Cliff's Notes later. Imonna take a shower and read a book. Not at the same time. Shower first, then book.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (MvA9C)

302 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

Viva Frei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIFGNoTdiaI
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:16 PM (CsUN+)
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Thanks. I was about to rage stroke from the AP feed. I swear I think the narrator was going to give Biden a blowie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (XQKub)

303 Biden looks sooooo baaaaaad. Just awful.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (Mig/N)

304 his eyes look like black marbles

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (oCjPU)

305 Honestly it's like everyone is saying goodbye to grandpa for the last time.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (QExSK)

306 That piece of excrement McConnell stood up for the other piece of excrement's entrance. I need to know who remained sitting to tell us who is on our side.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (unUNN)

307 HEADLINES Already Written: "Biden So Good, that Fox News has Already Called Arizona for him in the November General Election!"

Also, there are persistent rumors that he will replace Pope Francis.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (CsUN+)

308 MTG is quite the asshoe. Love it.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (8R5Gt)

309 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

Viva Frei watching Cspan

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (50t6/)

310 >>>I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

i put up the link to Viva Frei

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (KRtlO)

311 Kerry face.

Looks like Jim Carrey in “The Mask”

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (V/pbu)

312 LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE...!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (KRtlO)

Haha yessssss.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (c9zag)

313 That's the look of a lifelong adrenochrome addict who's worn his liver out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (q7hip)

314 Be kinda' funny if after all this adulation he just shambles off and goes home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (Q4IgG)

315 His eyes look especially black tonight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:18 PM (woPEM)

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* The X-Files has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (S/101)

316 Drugs that cause Biden-eyes

Benzodiazepines
Cocaine
Methamphetamine
Ecstasy
Amphetamines

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (ibTVg)

317 I've seen drumskins stretched less tight than Biden's face.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (oBPoz)

318 JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

I could savor the schadenboner of the Left being attacked by the monster they created a little more if I didn't also understand it means more innocent Israelis are going to die as a result.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (ycI94)

319 They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the Limo.

He's 84.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (zdLoL)

320 My God the AP announcer is so fuckin' tedious.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (uH65w)
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Yep. That's why I switched to the Viva Frei feed kindly recommended above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (XQKub)

321
Expect heavy handed FBI raids on unsuspecting rural families tomorrow.

Sending a task force to Hooterville!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (63Dwl)

322 It is actually a federal crime to block roadways in DC going back to the Civil War. Still on the books.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (g7qFq)

323 I hope Joe tries to go and sit down in one of the seats waiting for President whoever to give his address.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (LTQdX)

324 >I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

cspan

they just point cameras at it and keep quiet

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (oCjPU)

325 That's the look of a lifelong adrenochrome addict who's worn his liver out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:20 PM (q7hip)

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But enough about Victoria Nuland ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (S/101)

326 High or not high ??

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (V13WU)

327 Holy crap! His eyes are black slits!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (9Afsw)

328 My wife, who is quite apolitical, notices they are all old as fuck and should just go home. I can't find fault in that observation.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (qgPFD)

329 Currently, a chaotic scene is unfolding as police officers struggle to control a crowd while arresting a man who revved his engine near the Ceasefire Protest outside the White House. This incident occurs as President Biden prepares to deliver the State of the Union address at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. Law enforcement is on high alert due to upcoming protests, and large fences have been set up for Joe Biden's State of the Union speech.

🚨#UPDATE: The FBI is now on the scene outside the White House as DC police tow away the vehicle that was driven up to the sidewalk where pro-Palestine activists were positioned.

I'd just like to point out that I predicted exactly this. It's a burden I try to bear with good grace.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (CsUN+)

330 MTG is quite the asshoe. Love it.
Posted by: lost in space

Wearing a MAGA hat. Telling Biden to say Riley's name. Winning!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (DgGvY)

331 viva frei just called Schumer an asshole so it's clearly the better feed

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (KRtlO)

332 245 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:15 PM (XQKub)

RSBN.com

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (qRe8u)

333 Brit Hume is 80.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (zdLoL)

334 TELLING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF BEAU'S DEATH

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (SCwm0)

335 >>>Honestly it's like everyone is saying goodbye to grandpa for the last time.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (QExSK)

LMAO! Thread winner.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (q177U)

336 Holy wow - the filler in his cheeks. I just…wow.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

337 these assholes are taking selfies

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (oCjPU)

338 The longer the Dems hold him up with selfies the more likely his drugs wear off mid mumble

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (bvn1c)

339 Creepy smile on Demento.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (50t6/)

340 He got caught up manically druggily talking to a woman. Someone had to guide him to aim at the podium."

I hear it! "Keep looking this way! Keep looking this way! Don't focus on them."

I don't think I was meant to hear that, but there it was.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (oBPoz)

341 I'm watching the AP feed, and it's pissing me off. Any suggestions for an alternative?

cspan

they just point cameras at it and keep quiet
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (oCjPU)
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I'm watching C-SPAN with the sound off and CC turned on. It's about the only way I can stomach this shitshow...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (BpYfr)

342 Watching the politicians paw at this asshoe so they can get a selfie...and I thought social media people were f'ed up.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (8R5Gt)

343 I hope Joe tries to go and sit down in one of the seats waiting for President whoever to give his address.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (LTQdX)

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"FDR? Is that you, Frankie? Over here, fat! Shake my hand. Come on Franklin, stand up! It's Old Slow Joe ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (S/101)

344 Man, he is out of it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (V8he0)

345 Viva Frei is hilarious.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (wMSZ1)

346 HEADLINES Already Written: "Biden So Good, that Fox News has Already Called Arizona for him in the November General Election!"

Also, there are persistent rumors that he will replace Pope Francis.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (CsUN+)
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He's the odds-on favorite to win "best of breed" at Cruft's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (XQKub)

347 "FOUR MORE YEARS"

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (oCjPU)

348 WORSHIP IT!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (SCwm0)

349 Drugs that cause Biden-eyes
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Seeing Dr. Jill in fishnet stockings

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (g7qFq)

350 They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the Limo.

He's 84.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (zdLoL)

He still drives 120, with his blinker on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (c9zag)

351 Soooo.... 1/2 hour late, and making the American people wait while you take selfies...

Hubris? yeah.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (xaFKb)

352 Biden Is Back!
Best SOTU Speech Ever!

Posted by: redridinghood

Hey! DU reports are MY turf!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (ycI94)

353 I need to stop posting on old threads

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

354 CSPAN has it all on the audio feed. There's some coach aiming him and telling him to speak from the heart and telling him "this is all about you."

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (oBPoz)

355 Who's the white haired chick. ? She is serious business.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (a+87t)

356 I keep expecting him to tongue one of the ladies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (LTQdX)

357 Justice Roberts greets his favorite President.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (9Afsw)

358 Good Lord. This is gonna take forever.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (ER9HB)

359 Biden is lost on the way to the dais

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (dzZCL)

360 Joe, I just wanted to wish you good luck, we're all depending on you.....

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (pFeME)

361 He looks so fucking old.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (q177U)

362 the black eyes thing is a clear tell he's on uppers. Obviously, when faced with bright light, your pupils shrink. But his are as big as plates

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (KRtlO)

363 Joe just asked somebody 'this way?'

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (oCjPU)

364 Honestly it's like everyone is saying goodbye to grandpa for the last time.
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (QExSK)

Get on the f***ing ice floe, you old coot.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (CsUN+)

365 It would be more factual to call it The State Of The Disunion.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (unUNN)

366 Let's Get Ready to MUMBLE...!

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Hilarious, Ace!
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:19 PM (S/101)
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Snort!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

367 ..thank you President Kamala for being here tonight...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (V13WU)

368 Never watch this show. Sound off.

All proposals would cost 10’s of trillions on top our 34 trillion of debt.

These are the assholes who brought us here

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (V/pbu)

369 What is that necklace on Pelosi?

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (QExSK)

370 How long is he going to live?

"Four more years!"

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (XQKub)

371 Not watching. Out of whiskey.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (NxC5+)

372 362 the black eyes thing is a clear tell he's on uppers. Obviously, when faced with bright light, your pupils shrink. But his are as big as plates
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (KRtlO

I'm surprised his heart can take the pressure

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (q7hip)

373 Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky
Shine on you crazy diamond

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (xPl2J)

374 "Don't touch me, Joe"

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (50t6/)

375 Biden stopping to take someone’s phone for a selfie. Just half saluted someone in uniform. Maybe he’ll get to the podium by 10 pm

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (/Q2Oa)

376 i might have to start a new thread before the State of Dementia Speech even begins

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)

377 PDT's Truth Social account page.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

But it's not loading for me, probably due to traffic.

See you later.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (2yu8s)

378 Dude is wired and manic.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (oBPoz)

379 4 more years in a nursing home, if he's lucky.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (a+87t)

380 329 I'd just like to point out that I predicted exactly this. It's a burden I try to bear with good grace.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:21 PM (CsUN+)

Their national convention in the peak summer gunfire season of the lawless People's Socialist Republic of Chigago is gonna be lit.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (PZvjL)

381 That f**ker is stoned out of his mind. Just had to be told where to go to get to the readers lectern. Not bullshi**ing

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (dzZCL)

382 >Who's the white haired chick. ? She is serious business.

triage nurse

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (oCjPU)

383 GONNA WASTE THE DRUG COCKTAIL SCHMOOZING

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (SCwm0)

384 262 Is Elizabeth Warren going to give a land acknowledgement on behalf of her tribal people?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike

The Stepford Wives?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (W3T6M)

385 Nancy Pelosi is still alive...she must drink the blood of virgins

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)

386 i might have to start a new thread before the State of Dementia Speech even begins
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)
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Would that be a historic first?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (BpYfr)

387 i might have to start a new thread before the State of Dementia Speech even begins
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)

Whip the hamsters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (c9zag)

388 Necklace on Pelosi is baby teeth.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (NxC5+)

389 69 No Clarence Thomas or ACB.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:59 PM (/Q2Oa)
_______

The "not reallys" weren't invited.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (1bNHn)

390 Get on with it already.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)

391 TELLING EVERYONE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF BEAU'S DEATH

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (SCwm0)

--------------

Beau's died everywhere, man
Beau's died everywhere
Died in the deserts bare, man
Died breathing mountain air, man
Of dying, he's had his share, man
Beau's died everywhere!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (S/101)

392 >>>383 GONNA WASTE THE DRUG COCKTAIL SCHMOOZING
well they're party drugs aren't they?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (KRtlO)

393 376 i might have to start a new thread before the State of Dementia Speech even begins
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO

We're a chatty bunch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (q7hip)

394 362 the black eyes thing is a clear tell he's on uppers. Obviously, when faced with bright light, your pupils shrink. But his are as big as plates
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at March 07, 2024 09:23 PM (KRtlO)

The internet says his eyes are blue but they look like shark eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (LTQdX)

395 379 4 more years in a nursing home, if he's lucky.
Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (a+87t)

four more years... for TRUMP

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (xaFKb)

396 This is extremely sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (V8he0)

397 Jesus, the crypt keeper.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (wMSZ1)

398 Joe lost again. This is so inappropriate. It's not a cocktail party

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (dzZCL)

399 It would be great if someone shone a flashlight in his blasted pupils. He'd wither and die.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (CsUN+)

400 349 Drugs that cause Biden-eyes
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Seeing Dr. Jill in fishnet stockings
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

The equivalent of having an F350 with super bright lights flash you with its highbeams on a country road at 2am. Or, the eyes open scene in A Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Movie Moron at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (ycI94)

401 Greetings Morons. I see the thread has attracted all the finest people.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (pFeME)

402 give this a few more minutes and you might as well call it a night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (Q4IgG)

403 He seems highly functional.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (VuZH8)

404 Biden: "Goin' this way?"

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (oBPoz)

405 A STRIDENT BLACK FIST IN THE AIR

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (SCwm0)

406 If we were lucky you'd go home now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (QExSK)

407 The hooters and hollerers seem to be in the upper seats.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (o3SCB)

408 This is so pathetic.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (/Q2Oa)

409 The Biden has black eyes ... lifeless eyes ... like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (c9zag)

410 >385 Nancy Pelosi is still alive...she must drink the blood of virgins
Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:25 PM (V13

She can't find those in DC or CA.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (ER9HB)

411 Think our enemies are watching?

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (a+87t)

412 Here is a man who could teach physics to Isaac Newton!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (KRtlO)

413 That f**ker is stoned out of his mind. Just had to be told where to go to get to the readers lectern. Not bullshi**ing

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:24 PM (dzZCL)

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F. Joe or Kamala?

/I know, power of *AND* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (S/101)

414 SAINT FDR

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (SCwm0)

415 I wonder why they don't take buzzers to his right and left side. It would help him know where to go.

A remote operator zaps him on the appropriate side until he move into place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (q7hip)

416 He begins with a slur, the longer this goes on the more of a chance of Joe messing this up live, in front of everyone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (LTQdX)

417 Hiller was on the march?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (9Afsw)

418 He's trying to sound energetic!

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (q177U)

419 Kenny from South Park >>> Beau Biden

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (1bNHn)

420 WHY DOES HE YELL

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (o3SCB)

421 This clownshow may as well be from another country. I care nothing about these corrupt, lying goofballs.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (qUkBO)

422 He's yelling already.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)

423 The Speaker is supposed to introduce the President to the assembled people

they skipped right by that

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (oCjPU)

424 MAGA War Room
@MAGAIncWarRoom

Joe Biden's designated survivor tonight is Education Secretary Miguel Cardona who was involved in the effort to treat concerned parents as domestic terrorists.
9:16 PM • 3/7/24 From Earth • 4.7K Views

Posted by: Toni at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (ugzWe)

425 Go home, fucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (50t6/)

426 SAINT FDR

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (SCwm0)

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DRINK!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (S/101)

427 He looks like Jeff Dunham's Walter puppet

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (FQmDC)

428 Didn't give speaker Johnson a copy. He was never announced

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (dzZCL)

429 Going after Putin at the start.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (bvn1c)

430 His last SOTU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (g7qFq)

431 Greetings Morons. I see the thread has attracted all the finest people.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2024 09:26 PM (pFeME)

That is the absolute truth!

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (V13WU)

432 What's the record slow time for reaching the podium at a SOTU? I'm not sure this guy even knows that's where he's headed.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (oBPoz)

433 Fuc*. Hitler's back

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (dzZCL)

434 Hs he shit his pants yet?

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (bWsRe)

435 This country is toast

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (MwHgU)

436 January?
1941?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (50t6/)

437 C-SPAN is slower than some other feeds; I can tell by your comments.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (o3SCB)

438 Holy shit. He just declared war on America with his very first sentences!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (BpYfr)

439 WTF?

WWII?

Makes no sense.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (wMSZ1)

440 412 Here is a man who could teach physics to Isaac Newton!
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (KRtlO)
_____
Only by falling on Newton's head.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (1bNHn)

441 THE RETHUGLIKKKANS ARE THE AXIS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (SCwm0)

442 He's amped to the eyeballs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (XQKub)

443 Dude is trippin'

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (dzZCL)

444 He should share some filler with jill.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

445 Did dthey add extra lights to those white bitches in the audience?
I f--ing hate all this drama and bullshit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (fZwvY)

446 WAR PIG

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (oCjPU)

447 PUTLER!

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (dzZCL)

448 He's trying to sound energetic! Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (q177U)

In the first minute, he's both FDR and Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (r5tfK)

449 Pro tip: exclude "democracy" from the drinking game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (XQKub)

450 Johnson should rip his copy of the speech in half and throw it..in Pelosi's face !

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

451 Mr. Speaker, ladies and gentlemen, the state of Ukraine is strong!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (9Afsw)

452 FUCK UKRAINE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:28 PM (SCwm0)

453 Joe is saying the world has problems equal to WW2.
POS

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (5fDan)

454 Sleepy Joe is here to WAKE YOU THE FUCK UP!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (1eY81)

455 I just got home from Adoration at church. I see I didn't miss any of his speech.

Darn.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (RLLZj)

456 Comparing Pearl Harbor and entering WWI and the Civil war to grifting billions to Ukraine...WTF. One of us living on a different planet.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (8R5Gt)

457 "If anyone thinks that Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not."

I don't think that's how he meant to say that.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (o3SCB)

458 the black eyes thing is a clear tell he's on uppers. Obviously, when faced with bright light, your pupils shrink. But his are as big as plates
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Random drug test. Pee in the cup Joe.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (aw2/Z)

459 398 Joe lost again. This is so inappropriate. It's not a cocktail party
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos

Not true! It's a fancy, formal affair with his friends and colleagues, and he's on a drug cocktail more complex than Charlie Sheen's!

Posted by: Joe Biden Doctor at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (ycI94)

460 Dude is tweakin

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (dzZCL)

461 The democrats strategy is to wildly applause so we can't hear all the slurring and weird shouting and whispering.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (LTQdX)

462 >>>Joe Biden's designated survivor tonight is Education Secretary Miguel Cardona

I hope the Cylons don't attack.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (xPl2J)

463 >>Going after Putin at the start.

Democracy at home is in danger. He's coming after us.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (LkLld)

464 I can't watch this anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (V8he0)

465 Running out of Ukrainians

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (YIxO9)

466 Putin.

LOL

Sucking off Ukraine.

Jesus, help us.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (50t6/)

467 Israel's air, sea and ground campaign in Gaza has killed tens of thousands of people, obliterated large swaths of the urban landscape and displaced 80% of the battered enclave's population.

===

good job
Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:01 PM (V13WU)

Make it 100%, and now we're talking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

468 Are human eyes supposed to look like that?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (oBPoz)

469 Just lied about American troops in Ukraine.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (BpYfr)

470 LIes... lies... lies...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (xaFKb)

471 That's not a quote, actually...

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (9Afsw)

472 There are American soldiers in Ukraine. Admitted

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (dzZCL)

473 State of Ukraine address

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:29 PM (EEgXH)

474 Is he going to declare war on Russia tonight?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (oBPoz)

475 CRANKY PANTS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (SCwm0)

476 Peter Robinson's Reagan line that was heard around the world!

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (o3SCB)

477 Don't you dare mention Ronald Reagan you demented fuck.

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (wMSZ1)

478 Random words.

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (50t6/)

479 A minor incursion would be fine Vladimir

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (bvn1c)

480 Oh boy, now he's shouting and lying simultaneously.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (r5tfK)

481 WTF does any of this have to do with the State Of The Union?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (dzZCL)

482 Slurring majorly already. The decline is real.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (oBPoz)

483 What a pathetic disgrace

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (FQmDC)

484 So far Joe's Drug Cocktail is dialed in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (XV/Pl)

485 It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (1eY81)

486 Democracy at home is in danger. He's coming after us.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (V8he0)

487 Uh.... wait... how many wars are we in right now?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (xaFKb)

488 He's the current FDR, Lincoln, and Reagan.

So far.

Can he get all the former presidents in?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

489 POOTIN!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (oCjPU)

490 Finland will put us over the top

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (YIxO9)

491 479 Just a finger

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (dzZCL)

492 When everyone's in the alliance, no one's in the alliance. - Mr. bluebell, just now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (QExSK)

493 Viva Frei just said ,"Sit Down, Kamala!" LOL. And Mike Johnson looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (Ki//m)

494 Campaign speech.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (a+87t)

495 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (Wnv9h)

496 Clapping seals.

Heh, Viva Frei just said, "Smooth brained barking seals"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (50t6/)

497 FJB is in shouting mode. Make him so tough and dreamy.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (8R5Gt)

498 Do as they whoosh?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (9Afsw)

499 Slurring a tiny bit more now...

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (q177U)

500 The geriatric now invokes Reagan to " tear down this wall", I think he means the one on the southern border. And of course, the Ukrainian war is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (unUNN)

501 I'M SHOUTOMG AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!!!

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (wMSZ1)

502 LIes... lies... lies...
Posted by: Romeo13

Thompson Twins, right?

Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (LQsBY)

503 State of the Putin speech

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (dzZCL)

504 ..my fellow Albanians, the only thing that is keeping the peace from breaking out in Ukraine is our tremendous efforts...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

505 here it comes!!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:31 PM (oCjPU)

506 Putin’s sending Russians to our southern border?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (YIxO9)

507 Is he reading a prepared speech or making this up as he goes?

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (1eY81)

508 Zelenski's wife and Navalny's widow turned down invitations to the SOTU.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (5fDan)

509 overstern the whir of the people!

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (oCjPU)

510 Oh boy, now he's shouting and lying simultaneously.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:30 PM (r5tfK)

Hold the gum or he will stroke out.

Wait...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (50t6/)

511 "In a literal sense, history is watching."

um

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (o3SCB)

512 He's starting to slur.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (bvn1c)

513 FUCK it, I'm rage stroking before he

JAN 6!!! DRINK!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (SCwm0)

514 I don't think starting off the State of The Union with Ukraine is a winner.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (LkLld)

515 Can't believe he led with Ukraine, with the actual country he leads falling apart.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (oBPoz)

516 Shouting. Drink!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (9Afsw)

517 January 6th! Drink!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

518 He bows down only to sniff toddlers

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (dzZCL)

519 I will not bow down, and send your money and sons to kill Russians.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (xaFKb)

520 "Over shturn the will of people"

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (q177U)

521 History is watching my balls slap the underbelly of Kamala's wrinkled chin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (EEgXH)

522 My God.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (r5tfK)

523 I cannot hate them enough.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (a+87t)

524 The internet says his eyes are blue but they look like shark eyes.
Posted by: CaliGirl

A first, he locks those big, black eyes on a little blonde girl...large, dead eyes, like a doll's eyes. But then, when he leans in real close for a sniff, those eyes roll back white. And then, there's the screamin'...

Posted by: Kindergarten Teacher Quint at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (ycI94)

525 the threat must be defended ?

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (oCjPU)

526 Would this be a bad time to mention that Putin just endorsed Biden the other day?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (XQKub)

527 History is watching,?

He is talking a million miles an hour.

Lmao

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (50t6/)

528 This is terrible. I’m out

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (8cPKb)

529 506 Putin’s sending Russians to our southern border?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM (YIxO9)

Oh shit, they're driving that one Russian tank that didn't get stuck in the mud!!!

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (PZvjL)

530 GRAVEST THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (1eY81)

531 Back to declaring war on Americans...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (BpYfr)

532 The threat must be defended?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (9Afsw)

533 The Skank Hag White suits are in the chamber

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (qRe8u)

534 He’s not talking to the public , he’s talking to the pundits.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (YIxO9)

535 Threat to democracy! Failed!

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (dzZCL)

536 Would someone please put a tack in Kamala's chair.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (CsUN+)

537 "The threat to democracy must be defended."

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (q177U)

538 He's all in on Democrat BS. Usually they pander to common sense every 4 years. Not this time.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (oBPoz)

539 You can't love your country only when you win.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (U7YnS)

540 Old Yeller

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (dzZCL)

541 "History is literally watching."

Fact check: history literally has no eyes.

Posted by: SotU Facts at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (DgGvY)

542 I see there are a lot of Democratic warmongers.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (RLLZj)

543 Did he just say the threat to democracy must be defended?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (CsUN+)

544 Oh for Pete’s sake

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

545 He is reading, but the words are incoherent. Is he skipping words?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (fZwvY)

546 January 6th, 2024, I had a splendid bowel movement.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (EEgXH)

547 Will you people at long last LET HIM BE CLEAR??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (XQKub)

548 Putin, Putin, Putin.

Insurrection, insurrection, insurrection.

Democracy, democracy, democracy.

And that idiot Speaker is behind him nodding.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (unUNN)

549 Does he...does he know that he's not President of Ukraine?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (oBPoz)

550 Quiet you guys... he's trying to be clear

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (dzZCL)

551 "The threat to democracy must be defended."

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (50t6/)

552 When Trump is elected president, he should give the SOTU from Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (g7qFq)

553 All the Demoncrats are against political violence???

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (9Afsw)

554 He's speaking in cursive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (LTQdX)

555 This is a ‘get off my lawn speech’

Very feeble and angry

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (V/pbu)

556 He's going off-script.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (o3SCB)

557 Projection thy name is Biden

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

558 OK, I watched about 1 minute on Viva Frei. "Threat to Democracy".

Why doesn't he just declare that only Democrat votes will be count from here on out?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (1bNHn)

559 Did he just say the threat to democracy must be defended?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (CsUN+)
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Shhhhhh. He's on a roll.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (QExSK)

560 Beau died defending Keev.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (c9zag)

561 462 >>>Joe Biden's designated survivor tonight is Education Secretary Miguel Cardona

I hope the Cylons don't attack.
Posted by: Mark1971

I kind of do.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (W3T6M)

562 ....My fellow Armenicans , Ukraine is the most important graft of out generation...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (V13WU)

563 Wow. Trump's Truth Social feed is just buffering ... buffering ... buffering for at least the past couple minutes now.

Talk about "breaking the internet" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (S/101)

564 The more time the flying monkeys stand and clap the less time Joe actually speaks.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (5fDan)

565 This is a Democratic campaign speech

Posted by: Ann at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (4neFu)

566 He's really bringing people together.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (CsUN+)

567 CHOP CHAZ BLM... that's righteous political violence

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (dzZCL)

568 440 412 Here is a man who could teach physics to Isaac Newton!
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 07, 2024 09:27 PM (KRtlO)
_____
Only by falling on Newton's head.
Posted by: Eeyore

He fell....up, the stairs, you say? Well, I guess my theory's wrong. (Scratches out gravity notes)

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (ycI94)

569 So it's the angry Biden and I said Democracy was gonna be the word

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (Akjoo)

570 Guarantee the right to AVF

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (q177U)

571 Watching it on Crowder lubetube.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (eYF7X)

572 You just knew that "domestic threats" would be a major cornerstone of this debacle.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (V8he0)

573 Roe we Vade

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (oCjPU)

574 Wut?

Wut?

"Second chile.."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (50t6/)

575 551 "The threat to democracy must be defended."

Wut?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (50t6

I get shivers at the eloquence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (q7hip)

576 554 He's speaking in cursive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (LTQdX)

; )

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (o3SCB)

577 That's it, I'm out, I can't stand any more of this.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (unUNN)

578 Here comes the whisper

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

579 Let me abort more babies!

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (wMSZ1)

580 State of Ukraine speech

Who knew

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (MwHgU)

581 Guarantee the right to ATF?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (CsUN+)

582 Now he's playing the snatch card.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (XQKub)

583 He's a uniter.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (a+87t)

584 This isn't a state of the Union address it is a campaign harangue.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (RLLZj)

585 If someone would just pull a big cross out of their pocket and hold it high so Prez Dementia would have to see it .....the viewing audience would be left looking at a pile of white, decrepit ash. .

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (QjAQj)

586 This may be the absolute worst SOTU ever in the history of this country.

SCOAMF was awful, but never this bad...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (BpYfr)

587 Ah, geesh, IVF in 'Bama...'Bama fixed that cocked up ruling. And still FJB screams and howls about abortion which has nothing to do with this.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (8R5Gt)

588 IVF? Roe v Wade? WTAF?

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (1eY81)

589 I can barely understand him

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (ER9HB)

590 So now Harris carries a coat hanger?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (r5tfK)

591 This F**king Sux ............

Changing to the Game Show network to watch Family Feud instead....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (s+cGt)

592 When Trump is elected president, he should give the SOTU from Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:33 PM (g7qFq)

----------------

From the cemetery, pissing on Beau's grave.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (S/101)

593 Wow. Trump's Truth Social feed is just buffering ... buffering ... buffering for at least the past couple minutes now.

Talk about "breaking the internet" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:34 PM (S/101)

DOS attack, guaranteed

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (dzZCL)

594 blah blah brg a blag uh

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (9Afsw)

595 He's getting worse pretty quick...

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (q177U)

596 This is a campaign speech.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

597 Damn, that's skeletor next to her.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (CsUN+)

598 Roefeewabe!

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (dzZCL)

599 Reproductive freedom? How much reproductive freedom does a fetus have?

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (5fDan)

600 Joanie Winters in the front row

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (V/pbu)

601 We're going to need a bigger bottle...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (qRe8u)

602 I was watching it but I had to come in here... What a fucking liar...All that's missing is the red lights behind him...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (Akjoo)

603 Kate Cox? Ooh, so close ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (XQKub)

604 DOS attack, guaranteed

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (dzZCL)

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Good point; certainly possible ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (S/101)

605 From IVF to baby murder in one sentence.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (RLLZj)

606 10 minutes and he is stumbling and slurring.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (8R5Gt)

607 Excuse me.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (9Afsw)

608 I listen with a Southern drawl, so I can't keep up with this. Is he going to stroke out?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (pFeME)

609 State of the Texas Abortion Union Address

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (EEgXH)

610 He's closing one eye to read the prompter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (LTQdX)

611 No they did not. Oh my goodness. Guess he forgot the update today where the hospitals were worried about criminal liability so they removed that and IVF happened.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

612 554 He's speaking in ~~cursive~~ wingdings.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Suggested edit for greater accuracy.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (ycI94)

613 wtf did he just say

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (oCjPU)

614 590... word

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (dzZCL)

615 IVF? Roe v Wade? WTAF?
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (1eY81)

No, dumbass, Roe we Vade. Get it right.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (50t6/)

616 Intentional stall tactics; lots of clapping, standing & cheap shots. Knew it & yet I was drawn like a moth to the flame.

Posted by: L - But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (GshMh)

617 State of the Presidential Campaign speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (q7hip)

618 Freedom else?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (dzZCL)

619 He's schooling the Supreme Court.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (o3SCB)

620 Yo Blo Jiden..... Abortions do not pay my Mortgage !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (s+cGt)

621 OMG. Kill babies!!!

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (a+87t)

622 Kay Cox, that's how she got her last name - Crowder

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (eYF7X)

623 *let go for a 1000!

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (V13WU)

624 Nice. Biden just laid down a threat at the SCOTUS.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (8R5Gt)

625 Predecessor ? Trump, Trump, Trump !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (Akjoo)

626 Joe is shouting like he’s throwing down on Cornpop

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (V/pbu)

627 Did he just threaten SCOTUS? Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (CsUN+)

628 Now he just insulted SCOTUS to their faces...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (BpYfr)

629 IVF? Roe v Wade? WTAF? Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 09:35 PM (1eY81)

Yeah, he screamed through that whole thing so fast. There was something about a woman with her dream. I don't think getting an abortion was HER dream, I think it was the other woman's dream.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (r5tfK)

630 If I had a senile grandpa, and if I gave him LSD, something like this might come out.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (oBPoz)

631 Wait... he's going to be clear

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (dzZCL)

632 Electro or political power...

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (50t6/)

633 I hope this fucker strokes out, I really do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (woPEM)

634 send me a Congress

?

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (oCjPU)

635 Reproductive freedom? How much reproductive freedom does a fetus have?

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (5fDan)

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Like everything else the Left touches, they've raped the meaning of language.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (S/101)

636 A campaign speech instead of state of the union. Biden you are a horrible person

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (bvn1c)

637 Is this a SOTU, or a campaign speech?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (oBPoz)

638 He's freaking ranting. None of this makes any sense.

Posted by: Alice at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (TTB3l)

639 No, dumbass, Roe we Vade. Get it right.

Si se padway!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (CsUN+)

640 606 10 minutes and he is stumbling and slurring.
Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (8R5Gt)

And coughing.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (o3SCB)

641 He's schooling the Supreme Court.
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Bottom third of his law school.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (g7qFq)

642 604 DOS attack, guaranteed

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (dzZCL)
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Good point; certainly possible ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it)

Close...try a different three letter combination.

Posted by: NSA, CIA, FBI at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (ycI94)

643 Show me one state that bans abortion when it risks the health of the mother?

If you remove the freedom to kill you baby, what next? They will remove your ability to go outside without your head covered!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

644 How Dare he say MY G-D in the same sentence as baby murder.

We know who your god is Biden.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (RLLZj)

645 "send me to congress"???

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (fZwvY)

646 Looking for the rebuttal from the liberty woman from Alabama

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (V/pbu)

647 I will install Roe!

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (dzZCL)

648 My God.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:32 PM

Zod.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (Wnv9h)

649 Yelling much Joe ?My poor husband has it on and he's yelling at the screen...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (Akjoo)

650 Viva: "These are the worst people on Earth".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (V8he0)

651 I tried the Viva Frei feed but Biden was speaking there, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (LQsBY)

652 somebody just yelled LIE

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (oCjPU)

653 His hands are really red compared to his face, especially his left one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (LTQdX)

654 Yes, I remember all those things that were caused by Democrats.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (9Afsw)

655 Why is he shouting?

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (wMSZ1)

656 >
630 If I had a senile grandpa, and if I gave him LSD, something like this might come out.
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (oBPoz)

Biden in the sky with diamonds......

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (ER9HB)

657 596 This is a campaign speech.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

Just like every sotu.

Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (bWsRe)

658 "i'll restore roe v wade as the long land again. america can't go back..."

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (edU/H)

659 @586

>>This may be the absolute worst SOTU ever in the history of this country. SCOAMF was awful, but never this bad...

Indeed, but unfortunately this is, so far, an incredibly effective polemic for his purposes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (XV/Pl)

660 Not a State of the Union... this is a political speech.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (xaFKb)

661 America can not go back.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (EEgXH)

662 Is this the night Biden declares martial law and arrests known Trump supporters?

Posted by: waelse1 at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (7YTAg)

663 Did someone just yell "liar?"

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (QExSK)

664 645 IKR?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (dzZCL)

665 This guy F**king SUX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (s+cGt)

666 I can't do it. I can't watch that drooling retarded senile degenerate pervert mumbling glassy-eyed off the teleprompter.

Posted by: It's disgusting at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (tczCu)

667 Look at his eyes... No pupils

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (Akjoo)

668 "Folks!"

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (o3SCB)

669 Did he just threaten SCOTUS? Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:37 PM (CsUN+)

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Plagiarizing Chuck U. Schumer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (S/101)

670 Get day for a covid shutdown again.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (a+87t)

671 Even the writer of this speech is stupid.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (oBPoz)

672 Spikes in crime and the murder rate were due to Covid? Interesting theory.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (CsUN+)

673 "Roosevelt v Wade"

Posted by: Gen. Miklos D. Ripper at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (v+0wn)

674 If Johnson had any balls, he’d rip up the speech at the end.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (YIxO9)

675 FJB is literally screaming. What an asshole. I can't watch this shit, I'll wind up smashing my computer display or TV or something...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (XMwZJ)

676 Next....slavery.

Posted by: White Nationalist ...whatever at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (a+87t)

677 No, dumbass, Roe we Vade. Get it right.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Roe we vade? Yar, we vade!

Posted by: vadeski at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (DgGvY)

678 Satanic this

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (dzZCL)

679 "Liar!" Under 60 minutes, folks! Drink!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (EEgXH)

680 Channeling my inner Joe Pesci, "Everything that guy just said is bullshit!"

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (qgPFD)

681 "History is watching!" - Brandon

Posted by: That guy not that other one at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (kUmre)

682 Biden came with his nasty face. Man, this guy is vile.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (8R5Gt)

683 "never told"???

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (fZwvY)

684 Bottom third of his law school. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (g7qFq)

And on an academic scholarship, at that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (r5tfK)

685 This is a campaign speech.

Not a damn thing about the state of our union.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (xaFKb)

686 new thread

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (KRtlO)

687 God damn this man.

Christ damn this man

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (YIxO9)

688 Wut?

Wut?

Took...wut?

One million left behind...

Wut?

This is demented and surreal.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (50t6/)

689 The vaccine CAUSES cancer, idiot!

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (q177U)

690 What the actual fudge is this?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

691 Not a State of the Union... this is a political speech.

It's a spittle-flecked, incoherent rant.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (CsUN+)

692 Please God... Let him stroke out

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (Akjoo)

693 "The vaccine has saved us from Covid."

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (o3SCB)

694 "To make every sure everyone has a fair shot."

Posted by: vadeski at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

695 COVID vaccines are beating cancer!

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (oBPoz)

696 635 Reproductive freedom? How much reproductive freedom does a fetus have?

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:36 PM (5fDan)
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Like everything else the Left touches, they've raped the meaning of language.
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident

Fetuses can consent to sex with adults! Love is love! It's natural and beautiful!

Posted by: LGBTQIA2S+ NAMBLA/MAP Alliance at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (ycI94)

697 655 Why is he shouting?

Posted by: mpfs at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (wMSZ1)

Standard Joe Operating Procedure delivering speeches.

Posted by: Gref at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (5fDan)

698 It will never be told because it didn’t happen.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

699 I wish the Republicans would just walk out.

Posted by: lost in space at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (8R5Gt)

700 I envy our economy. The bestest EVAR!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (9Afsw)

701 OMFG?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (dzZCL)

702 >>Just like every sotu.

No, they aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (LkLld)

703 Mr. Uniter

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (Akjoo)

704 Nood

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (2fIO4)

705 671 Even the writer of this speech is stupid.
Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 09:39 PM (oBPoz)

Writers.

Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (o3SCB)

706 Please God... Let him stroke out

Kamala?

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (MwHgU)

707 Jesus Fucking Christ, Get this Idiot Out Of Here!!

Posted by: His Handlers at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (SYTee)

708 I just can't. Verbal diarrhea

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (dzZCL)

709 Is this the night Biden declares martial law and arrests known Trump supporters?

Posted by: waelse1 at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (7YTAg)

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He's cancelling elections because Italy just declared war on Archduck Ferdinand.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (S/101)

710 Is this the night Biden declares martial law and arrests known Trump supporters? Posted by: waelse1 at March 07, 2024 09:38 PM (7YTAg)

You know he wants to.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 09:40 PM (r5tfK)

711 I think I may need blood pressure meds for this

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

712 Fake it til you make it!

Posted by: Joe! at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (CBTHP)

713 So

Bitem is running on abortion.

Not hearing much about the actual State of the Union.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos D. Ripper at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (v+0wn)

714 And kids can’t buy a house

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (V/pbu)

715 Shapeshifter lying douchebag

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (qRe8u)

716 Man-a-facturing

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (V/pbu)

717 I think he actually believes what he's saying. Dear Lord.

"We're creating American jobs right here in America!"

Posted by: Alice at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (TTB3l)

718 What a vile, nasty old man

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:41 PM (Akjoo)

719 What is this guy babbling about? He's all over the place.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (bvn1c)

720 Even this drooling idiot must know he's lying about American jobs.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (9Afsw)

721 Stroke
Stroke
Stroke
Stroke

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (U7YnS)

722 20-80 right track wrong track

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (V/pbu)

723 "This message is sponsored by Pfizer and Biontech!"

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 09:42 PM (PZvjL)

724 Really must be drugged up

Posted by: It's me donna at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (Akjoo)

725 Man got Chinese eyes

Posted by: Cheech, Miklos, and Chong at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (v+0wn)

726 [From the earlier post today about KJP:]

I want him to have blood spurt from his eyes, scream in pain and fear and spontaneously combust. Then the Archangel Michael appears and lops off the head of every congressperson and senator who has worked against God and man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 01:56 PM (pf7sd)

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It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2024 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (S/101)

727 592. Now he's playing the snatch card.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

For whose?

Posted by: L - But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (GshMh)

728 Chip companies putting less chips in bags

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2024 09:43 PM (V/pbu)

729 Risking "bran" damage?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (9Afsw)

730 They just showed my Congressman. Pat Ryan. Weak chin
Children dying of poison water. Happens everyday

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (bvn1c)

731 DRINKNG GAME RULES NAOW

Posted by: Miklos, prepared at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (v+0wn)

732 The enemies of America have just got to be licking their chops. This is absolutely the greatest display of national weakness I've ever witnessed in my 29+ years. *spit*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (V8he0)

733 And we’ve rebuilt Maui! Bigger and more fira-purf than never!

Posted by: Joe! at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (CBTHP)

734 181
'stupid left wing straight white ally'

There is nothing more foolish or contemptible than a straight, white democrat.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2024 09:44 PM (roH4R)

735 SOTU Thread #2

NOOD

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (S/101)

736 "The threat to democracy must be defended."

Hah.

Most apt Freudian slip ever.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (iziT8)

737 Beau reopened the plant.

Posted by: L - But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here at March 07, 2024 09:45 PM (GshMh)

738 Too bad his dentures don't slip out and when he tries to suck
Them back in he chokes and dies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (U7YnS)

739 There's a nood you morans.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (iziT8)

740 Eye bleed

Oh please

Posted by: Miklos, optimimistic at March 07, 2024 09:46 PM (v+0wn)

741 Look how much Democrats love a strong America.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (9Afsw)

742 I am still missing the whole "State of the Union" part.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Constitutional requirements at March 07, 2024 09:47 PM (v+0wn)

743 Wow

President Cokehead.

Looks like Hunter came through for the old man!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (nFnyb)

744 Free drugs for everyone! Just like the drugs they give me for free!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (9Afsw)

745 He's screaming about lead pipes and children getting brain damage... About 2,452nd on my list.

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (gWAUD)

746 The Best Women are Men

The best clapping seals are in Congress

Posted by: Miklos, thinking and drinking, as is my Right at March 07, 2024 09:48 PM (v+0wn)

747 Sweden is now officially a NATO member as of today.

Posted by: Ciampino - They might regret that at March 07, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

748 The "Middle Class"?

Ha

Posted by: the et wealth of Biden and most politicians at March 07, 2024 09:50 PM (v+0wn)

749 A disease cured is a customer lost.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (VuZH8)

750 "My Dad ...|

Who bought the 1967 Corvette?

Posted by: Miklos has Questions at March 07, 2024 09:51 PM (v+0wn)

751 Didn't deliver that ObamaCare/big deal line very well.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 07, 2024 09:52 PM (W9ZQN)

752 Bitem has Shifty Eyes

Posted by: Miklos has Observations at March 07, 2024 09:53 PM (v+0wn)

753 Are there any Rupublicans applauding?

If so, I would like to know.

Posted by: Miklos disinclined to compromise at March 07, 2024 09:56 PM (v+0wn)

754 Have Doctor McCoy give him another shot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

755 Oh Mayor Pete, why! Why can you be so nice and so dumb all at once?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

756 "50 %"

No Joe

Posted by: Google AI Taxbot at March 07, 2024 10:04 PM (v+0wn)

757 Give Joe a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 10:07 PM (1eY81)

758 He's losing it!!!

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2024 10:10 PM (RLLZj)

759 That f**cker is entertaining his family members in the Biden way. History. Both his and Jill's obsession.

So scripted, so rehersed. Sister must be in front, controlling teleprompter & prompting standing. The wearing of white is not so much for solidarity but so he's not distracted & can make his marks.

Out for now. Will be back later to read what I hope are the most amusing comments ever for there are no better than that of the Horde.

Posted by: L - Bring in the clowns at March 07, 2024 10:19 PM (GshMh)

760 Tonight amply illustrates why I don't trust Speaker Johnson under any circumstance. WHY DOES HE CLAP AND STAND UP FOR THIS UTTER FRAUD, LIAR AND MEAT PUPPET NAMED JOE BIDEN? WHY?!?!?
More importantly, this is why we lose. The sabotage and betrayal from within.

How I hate the Republican Party. And they earn that hate every day and in every way.

They sold us out in 2020 and they are going to do it again in 2024. Mark my statement. They are NOT an honest opposition.

Posted by: Tracy at March 07, 2024 10:37 PM (lkKGK)

761 Proudly, I am not watching the piece of shot puppet sputter on about how all of America needs destroying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 07, 2024 11:27 PM (/NDsv)

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