Tony Bobulinski Sues Madison Cornbread for Defaming Him by Falsely Claiming He Was Involved In "Shady Business Dealings"

Noted expert Madison Cornbread heard something to the effect of him being involved in something totes sketchy and full-on sus.

Note that some of you might know Madison Cornbread by her future OnlyFans handle, Cassidy Hutchinson.

Former Hunter Biden business partner Tony Bobulinski is suing ex-Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson for implying he was involved in a "shady business dealing" with then-White House chief of staff Mark Meadows before the 2020 election, The Post has exclusively learned.
Attorneys for Bobulinski filed a defamation lawsuit in Georgia federal court Monday, alleging Hutchinson "chose to viciously defame" the "decorated Navy veteran" in her 2023 tell-all book about her time as Meadows' assistant.
The suit accuses Hutchinson of lying about a meeting between Bobulinski and Meadows at a Trump campaign rally in Rome, Ga., on Nov. 1, 2020, "dishonestly portraying it to be unethical and, possibly, illegal."
It asks for a retraction and an award of $10 million in damages for harming Bobulinski's reputation and making him fear for his personal safety.
Hutchinson, a star witness for the House select committee that investigated the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, made headlines in June 2022 when she claimed President Donald Trump tried to grab the steering wheel of his SUV and drive up to join his supporters at the Capitol.
That purported incident, which Hutchinson said was relayed to her by a White House official, was disputed by the official, a Secret Service agent in the SUV at the time, and the driver.
Bobulinski's attorneys, in a letter to Hutchinson's counsel, say their client has every right to expect compensation from Ms. Hutchinson for the damages but will forgo the money if she donates 20% of her book advance to a children's hospital.

She's a stupid idiot Social Media Thot who is desperately attempting to extend her 15 minutes of almost-fame. All she "knows" is third-hand gossip -- "and then Muffy said that Buffy had heard from Biff something to the effect of Trump grabbed the wheel of the SUV or something." But she presents these unvetted, unsourced defamations as facts for the leftwing media.

She needs to keep coming up with more fragmentary gossip, because, otherwise, why would anyone put her on TV? She is obviously stone-stupid. But she desperately, desperately wants to be TV Personality.

What else does she have to offer? Her looks are mid. She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you.

I don't know why Tony Bobulinski allowed her such an easy escape hatch.

No mercy for Thots.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:41 PM

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1 A penny for your thots.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:41 PM (CsUN+)

2 She's probably right though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2024 03:41 PM (SQ1eO)

3 First?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 03:42 PM (58LrU)

4 And I still maintain that MC is pretty good-looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

5 Foiled again, drats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 03:42 PM (58LrU)

6 Mmmm...Cornbread.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 04, 2024 03:42 PM (VMFAF)

7 She heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from another he been messing around!

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

8 LOL.

Rand Paul @RandPaul 27m
Wow, I thought this “fixer-upper” for $14 million in Palm Beach was a good deal until I heard I could get Mar-a-Lago for $18 million!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (2yu8s)

9 Noted expert Madison Cornbread heard something to the effect of him being involved in something totes sketchy and full-on sus.
++++
*snort*

The contempt is just dripping.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

10 "Madison Cornbread" is my favorite made-up name.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)

11 Y'all got any cormbreab?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (IG4Id)

12 She's a stupid idiot Social Media Thot who is desperately attempting to extend her 15 minutes of almost-fame. All she "knows" is third-hand gossip -- "and then Muffy said that Buffy had heard from Biff something to the effect of Trump grabbed the wheel of the SUV or something." But she presents these unvetted, unsourced defamations as facts for the leftwing media.
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You just described at least - and that's being generous - 50% of all "journalists."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

13 And I still maintain that MC is pretty good-looking.
Posted by: Archimedes

So, you would like to get into the britches of Madison Cornbread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

14 I will show mercy to THOTs but first they will blow me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 04, 2024 03:44 PM (xcxpd)

15 Cheesecake Factory 5

A very liberal rating.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2024 03:44 PM (eYF7X)

16 Wait. What about Cornpop?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2024 03:44 PM (V02eN)

17 She needs to keep coming up with more fragmentary gossip, because, otherwise, why would anyone put her on TV? She is obviously stone-stupid. But she desperately, desperately wants to be TV Personality.
++++
Woman no personality aspired to be a professional personality and, if only for a short time, achieved it.

America, baby,

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

18 What are the odds that Cassidy od's on sleeping pills sometime in the summer and the Dems try to blame Trump and MAGA operatives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (58LrU)

19 >>> And I still maintain that MC is pretty good-looking.

I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

20 >>"Madison Cornbread" is my favorite made-up name.

More than garrett?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

21 What else does she have to offer? Her looks are mid. She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you.
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She coulda gotten married and had some kids, but that's just soooooooo low-class and old-fashioned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

22 Uhm so like my sister’s boyfriend’s best friend’s stepdad’s cousin says this guy totally did shady stuff.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (YofvK)

23 No mercy for Thots.
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The western world is centered on and structured around mercy for THOTs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

24 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)
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Maybe she should have stayed at the dealership...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 03:46 PM (7fElN)

25 "Bobulinski's attorneys . . . say their client has every right to expect compensation from Ms. Hutchinson for the damages but will forgo the money if she donates 20% of her book advance to a children's hospital."

Some retard gave this retard a book advance? For how much?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

26 She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.

hm maybe for a Hyundai dealership

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2024 03:46 PM (AcWfM)

27 I almost wish I had bought a copy of that stupid ass comic the retards printed dramatizing OrangeManBad Tries To Grab The Steering Wheel To Go Insurrectioning OMG REE.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 03:47 PM (llON8)

28

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

Secretary or receptionist? Because most dealers have a hawtie at the front desk.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:47 PM (YofvK)

29 That purported incident, which Hutchinson said was relayed to her by a White House official, was disputed by the official, a Secret Service agent in the SUV at the time, and the driver.
____

Also disputed by Common Sense and Physics.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 03:47 PM (fs1hN)

30 Why y'all hating on the ibis-headed god?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:47 PM (9yWhg)

31 Sure Cassidy I'll buy a car here , but first...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 03:48 PM (58LrU)

32 In Major Blow To Democracy, Supreme Court Rules Voters Can Vote For Favorite Candidate

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 04, 2024 03:48 PM (FVME7)

33 Click through to see who's the idiot...

Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h
There’s a reason this idiot can’t get hired to practice law anymore. It takes a special amount of derangement and ineptitude to get spanked by a 9-0 Supreme Court.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh45erf
[screencap]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 03:48 PM (2yu8s)

34 19 >>> And I still maintain that MC is pretty good-looking.

I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

Generic thirty something brunette version of an Activa commercial..

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 03:48 PM (PCK5/)

35 Cassidy Madison would be a good porn name.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:48 PM (YofvK)

36 Take the $10 mil and donate it yourself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 03:49 PM (N3GIM)

37 So, you would like to get into the britches of Madison Cornbread?

She has a couple of good points.
https://tinyurl.com/3hp27fbc

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:49 PM (CsUN+)

38 Cassidy Madison would be a good porn name.
Posted by: Montec

THE Cassidy Madison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

39 It asks for a retraction and an award of $10 million in damages for harming Bobulinski's reputation and making him fear for his personal safety.

what reputation? I never heard of this SOB.

Posted by: vic at March 04, 2024 03:49 PM (A5THL)

40 Uh oh.

Cast Of 'The View' Unanimously Overturns SCOTUS Decision

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (FVME7)

41 @35 strangely,so would Madison Cassidy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (58LrU)

42 >>>Generic thirty something brunette version of an Activa commercial..

Woman In Tennis Skirt in a tampon commercial.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (KRtlO)

43 Holy shit, Cornbread wrote a book.

It's called "Enough" and was published last year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

44 She looks like she'd be the most boring lay on earth.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

45
Her begging for "Help pay my legal bills" GoFundMe should be along shortly.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (+oR7L)

46 " . . . maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you."

I miss the days of my youth when malls were the place to hang out.

Posted by: BillyD at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (F6Xpw)

47 She has a couple of good points.
https://tinyurl.com/3hp27fbc
Posted by: Archimedes

Not bad, the one on the left.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

48

Madison likes cornbread in the butt...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (FM17P)

49 A Cheesecake Factory 5 is a WaWa 7 I think. Maybe I have the conversion rate wrong.

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (FQmDC)

50 42 >>>Generic thirty something brunette version of an Activa commercial..

Woman In Tennis Skirt in a tampon commercial.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (KRtlO)

The plaque psoriasis victim chick…

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (PCK5/)

51 33 Click through to see who's the idiot...

Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h
There’s a reason this idiot can’t get hired to practice law anymore. It takes a special amount of derangement and ineptitude to get spanked by a 9-0 Supreme Court.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh45erf
[screencap]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

I have not heard from French in months, I figured he was dead. I'm disappointed I was wrong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (eYF7X)

52 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)
++++
That's fine. She's decent enough looking. Decent enough looking that, if she had anything to offer and made decent choices, she'd have had no problem getting married and living life instead of chasing fame in the sewer of Washington, DC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

53 she kind of looks like Phleobag!!!

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

54 what reputation? I never heard of this SOB.
Posted by: vic at March 04, 2024 03:49 PM (A5THL)
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Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (DeFcY)

55 Trump take the wheeeeeeeel.

Posted by: Taggart at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (og5mY)

56 Her rating wt an Arkansas Cracker Barrel however shoots up to like an 8

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (FQmDC)

57 Trump is finished !!!!!!!!!

Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley notched her first victory of the 2024 primary campaign on Sunday, besting former President Donald Trump in Washington, D.C., and capturing nearly 63% of the vote, according to an Associated Press call of the race about 90 minutes after polls closed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (VYql4)

58 OT from *December* but I don't recall if it was covered:
The American Dream Now Costs $3.4 Million
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The classic "American Dream" including two kids, a house, and car costs more than most make in a lifetime.
https://shorturl.at/ruyDG
I suppose some of this might be due to "keeping up with the Joneses" but I highly doubt all of it, especially given the last few years of Brandon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (llON8)

59 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

I put a lot of value on well-groomed.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (CsUN+)

60 That's fine. She's decent enough looking. Decent enough looking that, if she had anything to offer and made decent choices, she'd have had no problem getting married and living life instead of chasing fame in the sewer of Washington, DC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'm sure that you will be providing a better-looking gal later on in the thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (9yWhg)

61 Cheesecake Factory 5
......

She's no Penny Hofstadter

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

62 Clearly ace hasn’t been to The Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek California.
Like a Hooters for 35+ guys.

Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (IlL6s)

63 Corny said he was wearing a ski mask, to imply nefarious intent. In the picture he is wearing a balaclava, because Covid and he is face to face with a senior WH official.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (N3GIM)

64 There is a small addition I'd like to propose for the binary scale:

Any woman who is a "professional" in politics is a zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (HnUIn)

65 They kept on saying, "Get this out on the blacktop!"

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 56m
BREAKING: In the latest legal assault on Tesla from a blue state, a California judge has cleared the way for 6,000 black Tesla employees to bring a class-action suit against Tesla for failing to stop employees from using racist words at a factory.

The endless legal offensive against Musk paints a dark picture of America. In just the last few years: [list etc. here...]
https://tinyurl.com/2t7p82df

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (2yu8s)

66 She's a Tractor Supply Dogwash Station seven.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (woPEM)

67 43 Holy shit, Cornbread wrote a book.

It's called "Enough" and was published last year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

20% of that loser book would net about 20 bucks

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (Akjoo)

68 A Cheesecake Factory 5 is a WaWa 7 I think. Maybe I have the conversion rate wrong.
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (FQmDC)
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There's a conversion chart for that?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (DeFcY)

69 52 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

She kind of just looks like a car dealership secretary.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)
++++
That's fine. She's decent enough looking. Decent enough looking that, if she had anything to offer and made decent choices, she'd have had no problem getting married and living life instead of chasing fame in the sewer of Washington, DC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

I just want to unfairly insult her on a base level… yeah, I get that way sometimes…

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

70 Trump is finished !!!!!!!!!

Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley notched her first victory of the 2024 primary campaign on Sunday, besting former President Donald Trump in Washington, D.C., and capturing nearly 63% of the vote, according to an Associated Press call of the race about 90 minutes after polls closed.

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Honestly surprised Trump did that well in DC.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (fKIdX)

71 Clearly ace hasn’t been to The Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek California.
Like a Hooters for 35+ guys.
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (IlL6s)
++++
Why are the women at the Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek, CA all under 30?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

72 Is Cornbread a children's book or pron?

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (fwDg9)

73 This has to be a slam dunk, i mean at least going by the new liberal standard, right?

If Trump calling a woman who admitted to having rape fantasies, a liar, can get her teens of millions of dollars, than this actual slander should be worth hundreds of millions.

And they can't even use the public figure defense, as Trump's comments came after that psychopath made herself a public figure.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (mesbQ)

74 I just want to unfairly insult her on a base level… yeah, I get that way sometimes…
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)
++++
And she's more than earned it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

75 She's no Penny Hofstadter

Her maiden name was never revealed on BBT.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (CsUN+)

76 7/11 3am 10.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (N3GIM)

77 The classic "American Dream" including two kids, a house, and car costs more than most make in a lifetime.
https://shorturl.at/ruyDG
I suppose some of this might be due to "keeping up with the Joneses" but I highly doubt all of it, especially given the last few years of Brandon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (llON

And location. Outside of a few high cost coastal areas the American dream is alive and well for most people.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

78 >>Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley notched her first victory of the 2024 primary campaign on Sunday, besting former President Donald Trump in Washington, D.C., and capturing nearly 63% of the vote, according to an Associated Press call of the race about 90 minutes after polls closed.

My favorite comment on Trump losing in DC is from Marc Elias who after seeing the results said DC was a "tough jury".

Has to be some sort of record for saying the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (LkLld)

79 59 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

I put a lot of value on well-groomed.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (CsUN+)

I'll settle for "Recently bathed".

Posted by: BillyD at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (F6Xpw)

80 Is Cornbread a children's book or pron?
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (fwDg9)
++++
Closer to porn, I think.

Per Wiki:
Enough is a memoir by Cassidy Hutchinson that centers on her time as assistant to Mark Meadows, the White House chief of staff during the Trump presidency, and her experiences during the January 6 United States Capitol attack. It also details the events that led to her participation in the sixth public hearing of the Select Committee on the January 6 Attack on June 28, 2022. Enough was published by Simon & Schuster, and released in September 2023.

Entitled, self-impressed, Party payoff porn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)

81 75 She's no Penny Hofstadter

Her maiden name was never revealed on BBT.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:53 PM (CsUN+)

Cheap whore was never mentioned???

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (PCK5/)

82 I thought she was good looking when I first saw her but she was merely well-groomed. Which is nice, but not sufficient.

I put a lot of value on well-groomed.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (CsUN+)

I'll settle for "Recently bathed".

Also, doesn't sweat much.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)

83
Enough II: For a Few Dollars More

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2024 03:55 PM (0FoWg)

84 Well I'm not a guy, but I personally think she's a bit manly-looking. https://is.gd/9lzKkS

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 03:55 PM (DRSnL)

85 68 A Cheesecake Factory 5 is a WaWa 7 I think. Maybe I have the conversion rate wrong.
Posted by: steevy

That makes her a Buc-ees 8.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (eYF7X)

86 How old is she?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (9yWhg)

87 "I'm a 30-something who worked an office job in Washington, DC for a couple of years and my boss was a somewhat powerful man and when it ended, I lied to Congress for a couple of hours" is now worthy of a "memoir," apparently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)

88 7 She heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from another he been messing around!
Posted by: Elric Blade

Ear Worm activated!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv)

89 Well I'm not a guy, but I personally think she's a bit manly-looking. https://is.gd/9lzKkS

Eh, you can find a picture of just about any woman in which she doesn't look her best.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)

90 Is the lawsuit in DC or NY ? If so He'll lose

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (Akjoo)

91 Buc-ee's brisket station 8

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (JunzL)

92 THOTs have their value and uses, ya know

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

93 Trump is finished !!!!!!!!!

Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley notched her first victory of the 2024 primary campaign on Sunday, besting former President Donald Trump in Washington, D.C., and capturing nearly 63% of the vote, according to an Associated Press call of the race about 90 minutes after polls closed.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (VYql4)

63 percent of the 4 percent of non Democratic voters in DC. She could hold them in a minivan.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

94 She heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from a friend who . . . heard it from another he been messing around!
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
++++
This was the entirety of the Trump years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (HnUIn)

95 Nikki winning DC is perfect. lol.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (YofvK)

96 Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h
There’s a reason this idiot can’t get hired to practice law anymore. It takes a special amount of derangement and ineptitude to get spanked by a 9-0 Supreme Court.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh45erf

The case that he gets off watching other men ploughing his wife is strong.

Posted by: Just a hint as to the idiot at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (8kPE2)

97 Ear Worm activated!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

1-877-Kars-for Kids

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

98 Madison cornbread is almost pretty. But not quite. Something just off about here face. Just a little to knock her out of the pretty category.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (Ow+08)

99 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

100 >>> 77
==
And location. Outside of a few high cost coastal areas the American dream is alive and well for most people.
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

Yeah, one thought was where the heck are people sending their kids to college, but housing costs have been going bonkers recently and not only in cities. While it would suck short-term it might be better long-term if there was a massive collapse in both markets.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (llON8)

101 The endless legal offensive against Musk paints a dark picture of America. In just the last few years: [list etc. here...]
https://tinyurl.com/2t7p82df
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

They ain't stopping there:

@lawsuit_tracker 3m
BREAKING 🚨
Former Twitter CEO, CFO, Chief Legal Office AND General Counsel has sued Elon Musk asking for $130M in severance

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (IG4Id)

102 63 percent of the 4 percent of non Democratic voters in DC. She could hold them in a minivan.

and yet this turns into 19 R delegates?!?!

how?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (AcWfM)

103 I just looked up her picture again to jog my memory.

She's 27?

What did she do before, tour with a metal band?

Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (wb1YC)

104 Why are the women at the Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek, CA all under 30?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

They have Cheesecake Carousel.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (hCzfy)

105 I saw No Mercy for Thots open for Wet Leg at Denton County Fair in 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Eh, you can find a picture of just about any woman in which she doesn't look her best.
Posted by: Archimedes

Kathy Ireland's Daily Mail pics have entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (9yWhg)

107 Madison cornbread is almost pretty. But not quite. Something just off about here face. Just a little to knock her out of the pretty category.

Accurate.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (CsUN+)

108 Madison Cornhole more like it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (8JB5s)

109 @74 Joe Mannix-The Cheesecake Factory sorta competes with some of the other posh eatery/nightclubbish establishments in the area. Their bar area is really nice and attracts an attractive clientele.

Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (IlL6s)

110 Former Hunter Biden business partner Tony Bobulinski is suing ex-Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson for implying he was involved in a "shady business dealing"

Seems like Madison has a slam-dunk case.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (sNc8Y)

111 Kathy Ireland's Daily Mail pics have entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (9yWhg)

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I told you guys not to go look at those.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

112 75 She's no Penny Hofstadter

Her maiden name was never revealed on BBT.
____

She was no maiden. Heh.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (fs1hN)

113 The Case for Feeding David French to a Manticore Is Strong

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (0FoWg)

114 I thought Madison Cornbread was the one gal.

The one who is like 50 but acts like she's a 20 something?

Taylor Lorenz! That's the name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

115 I thought sea level was sea level?

Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 03:35 PM
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New York Post @nypost 23h
Sea levels around NYC could surge up to 13 inches in 2030s due to climate change: state study trib.al/OSL4RO5

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
How have the sea level predictions been so far?

Spot on?
====
Willowed last thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (2yu8s)

116 Polls are for strippers.

(sorry, missed the last thread)

Academic Agent, the smartest man I know of, figures that Biden's votes were zoomed and enhanced by 15% while Trump's was reduced by the same amount. He has not shown his homework on this, but someday he will I hope.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (cf/0E)

117 18 What are the odds that Cassidy od's on sleeping pills sometime in the summer and the Dems try to blame Trump and MAGA operatives
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They're bad. She's a narcissist so no way she offs herself. Nobody else will do it to her because nobody knows who this broad is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (sAmhv)

118 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)

119 And wasn't the Madison Cornbread moniker one we did during the catfishing era?

When we said everything was catfishing?

And I still have no idea why we call it catfishing? Because it sounds like just lying to get laid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (di6C2)

120 Wasn’t Florida supposed to be under water by now?

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

121 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)
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Dunno, but they come out on top after the Fast Food Wars, so it's academic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (DeFcY)

122 The only THOTs I want to see are face down and ass up...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (/SHEi)

123 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)

qdpsteve unavailable for comment

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (JunzL)

124 Jourdan she would fit in a crime drama as the boss who bumped off a client

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

125 Nikki winning DC is perfect. lol.
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (YofvK)

Especially with only 800 Republicans voting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I still think Penelope from Trading Places (Kristin Holby) was gorgeous, in an ice-queen sort of way.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (CsUN+)

127 I told you guys not to go look at those.
Posted by: Jordan61

Honestly, I didn't think they were that bad. Certainly not Admiral Ackbar-worthy.

The double chin did surprise me, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

128 >>> 120 Wasn’t Florida supposed to be under water by now?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

DeathSantis is working on it!

Posted by: leftists at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (llON8)

129 111 Kathy Ireland's Daily Mail pics have entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:58 PM (9yWhg)

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I told you guys not to go look at those.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

*goes to look at those with a tip of the hat*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (di6C2)

130 Funny how Elon Musk has gone from Bond villain to a top enemy of the real SPECTRE

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (FQmDC)

131 62 Clearly ace hasn’t been to The Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek California.
Like a Hooters for 35+ guys.
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2024 03:52 PM (IlL6s)

I've been to Walnut Creek a I don't remember a cheescake factory.

Posted by: vic at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (A5THL)

132 "She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you."

Ace, I'm not sure this means what you think it means. Cheesecake Factory is totally not my place, but girls like it and there's usually some hotties there. At least the ones around the NYC area. So a "Cheesecake Factory 5" would actually be more of a compliment than you think.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

133 If NYC is really going to be underwater by 2030, then why does a 1 bedroom in a so-so neighborhood cost $2M?

Because nobody truly believes this bullshit. That’s why. If they really believed it that apartment would be $50k.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)

134 Cornbread is mostly definitely into ATM.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (KbCG3)

135 The only THOTs I want to see are face down and ass up...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2024 04:00 PM (/SHEi)

There are just not enough 2 Live Crew references anymore. Well done!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (JunzL)

136 123 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)

qdpsteve unavailable for comment
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (JunzL)

He was more a Popeye's Chicken sandwich man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:03 PM (di6C2)

137 >>> 131
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I've been to Walnut Creek a I don't remember a cheescake factory.
Posted by: vic at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (A5THL)

I thought Cheesecake Factory started up *after* the Civil War.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:03 PM (llON8)

138 New York Post @nypost 23h
Sea levels around NYC could surge up to 13 inches in 2030s due to climate change: state study trib.al/OSL4RO5

As early as 6 years ? Wow that's gonna be a lot of melting going on..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:03 PM (Akjoo)

139 Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections
____

That will certainly result in a huge risk premium increase in NYC bond issues, crippling NYC's ability to raise funds in the bond market. Right? Yeah, I didn't think so.

But I do wonder what would happen if the right used the courts the same way the left does and brings a lawsuit asking why NYC didn't disclose this study in the prospectus and disclose the risk of being unable to repay the bonds due to being underwater.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:03 PM (fs1hN)

140 How many Bond villains get a redemption arc?
Puggy Galore and Jaws are the only ones I think.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (cf/0E)

141 NYC was already supposed to be underwater by 2015 I think.

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (FQmDC)

142 She has a couple of good points.
https://tinyurl.com/3hp27fbc
Posted by: Archimedes

i see no pointys coming through the sweater...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (nXhwP)

143 CNN Breaking News..... CNN is now reporting that Niki Haley has rung up several major Primary victories thus making a serious challenge to "The Criminal" Donald Trump". She has reportedly won the The Primaries for the following.....

American Samoa,
Guam
Northern Mariana Islands
United States Virgin Islands
Baker Island
Howland Island
Jarvis Island
Johnston Atoll
Kingman Reef
Midway Atoll
Navassa Island
Palmyra Atoll
Wake Island

With these strategic victories she has now acquired 1.5 Delegates to add to her total.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (VYql4)

144 Madison has a lacrosse-varsity look to her

some people like that

meanwhile ... aw Kathy Ireland. she looks fine. she's 60! most of my friends look like that and they're early 50s! a lot of them WISH they looked like that.

seriously tho ...Christine Lahti. she's insanely goodlooking on Evil! she's 74 by the time Scolari dies (ahem, sudden recurrence of beaten cancer and quick death btw) and still looks incredible. it's wild.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (AcWfM)

145 132 "She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you."

Wait, Cheesecake Factory has changing rooms?

What kind of Cheesecake Factory are you going to?

OHHHHHH! A strip club named 'Cheesecake Factory' with fat strippers?

Think they'll get sued for copyright...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (di6C2)

146 >>> 139
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But I do wonder what would happen if the right used the courts the same way the left does and brings a lawsuit asking why NYC didn't disclose this study in the prospectus and disclose the risk of being unable to repay the bonds due to being underwater.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:03 PM (fs1hN)

No standing!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #902 at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (llON8)

147 123 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)

High on the scale if you are constipated

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (NtVYv)

148 So Trump POUNCED on the steering wheel! She saw it! Well I mean, her best friends cousin who's dating this guy from the Secret Service told her, she's from Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (4p0Xq)

149 Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections

How will that affect Obama's beachside mansion on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (CsUN+)

150 120 Wasn’t Florida supposed to be under water by now?
Posted by: Montec.

Yes, and your chances of buying ocean front property in Orlando has expired.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (sAmhv)

151
There are just not enough 2 Live Crew references anymore. Well done!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (JunzL)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

152 134 Cornbread is mostly definitely into ATM.

deposits and withdrawals 24/7. What's not to like?

Posted by: Taggart at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (og5mY)

153 >>> 141 NYC was already supposed to be underwater by 2015 I think.
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (FQmDC)

greentards thought there would be no snow anywhere after 2008.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (llON8)

154 They ain't stopping there:

@lawsuit_tracker 3m
BREAKING 🚨
Former Twitter CEO, CFO, Chief Legal Office AND General Counsel has sued Elon Musk asking for $130M in severance
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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And the firm in Delaware suing Musk over his bonus want $6-billion ...

Lawyers who voided Elon Musk’s ‘excessive’ Tesla pay package want $6 billion fee. “The law firms said the fee works out to an hourly rate of $288,888 for representing Tesla shareholder Richard Tornetta in the lawsuit to rescind the massive compensation package.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (2yu8s)

155 ATM is a term I haven’t heard in a while.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (YofvK)

156 There are just not enough 2 Live Crew references anymore. Well done!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (JunzL)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I honestly do not think I could recognize a 2 Live Crew song any more...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (di6C2)

157 123 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM

Well, the only reason you go there is because you're drunk or high, broke and you want some cheap crappy salty food. So the scale is hard to measure. So sober Taco Bell or hammered Taco Bell. Call it. The Bell curve! Ba da dum...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (4p0Xq)

158 She has a couple of good points.
https://tinyurl.com/3hp27fbc
Posted by: Archimedes

i see no pointys coming through the sweater...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (nXhwP)
......

I know. I went to look and felt gypped.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

159 155 ATM is a term I haven’t heard in a while.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (YofvK)

Haven't thought about it in forever.

Cornbread's pic was an instant connection.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

160 I see Biden is trying to win some of the black vote back.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I will continue to call on Congress to pass the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, so we can make police reform the law of the land.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM (NpAcC)

161 A Cheesecake Factory 5 is a WaWa 7 I think. Maybe I have the conversion rate wrong.
Posted by: steevy

There's a conversion chart for that?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

It's a formula, not a chart. Which is math, which is why we don't talk about it here.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM (40BmM)

162 Saint Jesus George Lion Heart Floyd!

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (FQmDC)

163 meanwhile ... aw Kathy Ireland. she looks fine. she's 60! most of my friends look like that and they're early 50s! a lot of them WISH they looked like that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (AcWfM)

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She does look fine. I was just trying to warn against ruining the memories of the 'Rons and her SI swimsuit days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

164 157 123 Where does Taco Bell fit on the restaurant attractiveness scale?
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 03:59 PM

Well, the only reason you go there is because you're drunk or high, broke and you want some cheap crappy salty food. So the scale is hard to measure. So sober Taco Bell or hammered Taco Bell. Call it. The Bell curve! Ba da dum...
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (4p0Xq)

You know... I think you are right. Taco Bell is not a hot gal kind of place. Sandwich shops, yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (di6C2)

165 ATM is a term I haven’t heard in a while.

Do I really wanna ask what it means?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)

166 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I will continue to call on Congress to pass the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, so we can make police reform the law of the land.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM (NpAcC)

Joe, I don't think you read the room

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (Akjoo)

167 She has a couple of good points.
https://tinyurl.com/3hp27fbc
Posted by: Archimedes

i see no pointys coming through the sweater...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2024 04:04 PM (nXhwP)
......

I know. I went to look and felt gypped.

I made no specific references to headlights and/or the temperature of the room. I am not responsible for your lurid inferences.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (CsUN+)

168 There was a NYT article in 2012 or somewhere around there saying it was the end of skiing due to global warming. A decade+ later skiing is at an all time high in North America.

These people are wrong about everything and yet still profess themselves to be experts.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (YofvK)

169 149 Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections

How will that affect Obama's beachside mansion on Martha's Vineyard?
Posted

Whoooooooo
Lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Posted by: SpongeBob Squarepants at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (O3C91)

170
Ace did not work "snizz" in this post. Be better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (w6EFb)

171 As early as 6 years ? Wow that's gonna be a lot of melting going on..
------
And it has to be Antarctic and Greenland ice as alot [most?] of the Arctic's ice is already floating on water, thus already displacing its weight/mass/whatever.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)

172 There are just not enough 2 Live Crew references anymore. Well done!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:02 PM (JunzL)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

*nods and grins*

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (JunzL)

173 Funny how Elon Musk has gone from Bond villain to a top enemy of the real SPECTRE
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:01 PM (FQmDC)

Apparently Space X Skylink's latest satellites can provide cellular service direct from phone to satellite. Samsung Android unmodified direct calling. That'll get the Big Boys' attention.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (rj6Yv)

174 Do I really wanna ask what it means?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)

Ummmmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (/SHEi)

175 I see Biden is trying to win some of the black vote back.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I will continue to call on Congress to pass the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, so we can make police reform the law of the land.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2024 04:07 PM

He also said he came too faarr to be tarred. AND he carries hot sauce biches! The Saint Fentanyl Policing act. So, like peaceful riots? If you aint votin' for Joe, you a Ho!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (4p0Xq)

176 OHHHHHH! A strip club named 'Cheesecake Factory' with fat strippers?
......

That's the Cottage Cheesecake Factory

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

177 Lawyers who voided Elon Musk’s ‘excessive’ Tesla pay package want $6 billion fee. “The law firms said the fee works out to an hourly rate of $288,888 for representing Tesla shareholder Richard Tornetta in the lawsuit to rescind the massive compensation package.”
_____

POS Tornetta has 9 shares of Tesla stock. $6B would come out of the pocket of the thousands (more?) of other Telsa stockholder's pockets, those that were perfectly happy with their returns and had no problem with Musk's compensation plan. This looks like theft, probably because it is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:09 PM (fs1hN)

178 There's a conversion chart for that?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

It's a formula, not a chart. Which is math, which is why we don't talk about it here.
Posted by: mikeski

TJM's Non-Bangability Equation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

179 But I do wonder what would happen if the right used the courts the same way the left does and brings a lawsuit asking why NYC didn't disclose this study in the prospectus and disclose the risk of being unable to repay the bonds due to being underwater.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Oooh. Good idea.
/no sarc

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (2yu8s)

180 If we do not halt Global Climate change the Earth will look like the Planet Vulcan in 10 years !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (VYql4)

181 Do I really wanna ask what it means?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)

=====

No. You probably don't. It's gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (DRSnL)

182 >> Do I really wanna ask what it means?

Asynchronous Transfer Mode, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

183 You asked for it.

Ass
To
Mouth

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (YofvK)

184 totes sketchy and full-on sus.
_________________________

I cry for the English language. As I do for the past tense verb of "wake" being used as an adjective.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2024 04:10 PM (dIske)

185
I honestly do not think I could recognize a 2 Live Crew song any more...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 04:06 PM (di6C2)

Didn't Ace link to "F*ck Shop" last week?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

186 "She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you."

Wait, Cheesecake Factory has changing rooms?

What kind of Cheesecake Factory are you going to?

OHHHHHH! A strip club named 'Cheesecake Factory' with fat strippers?

Think they'll get sued for copyright...
---------
Diaper changing stations.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: joey biden at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (2yu8s)

187 "'Tony is a bitter, bitter man that did not get in on a deal that he wanted to get in on, because I thought that he was both incompetent and an idiot,' Hunter told lawmakers, adding that Bobulinski was 'out of his mind' for suggesting Joe Biden was involved."

Ahahaha! Hunter showing he is never off crack.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (aXxgO)

188 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

189 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (HnUIn)

190 These people are wrong about everything and yet still profess themselves to be experts.
____

I believe experts, not my eyes, which could be lying to me.
- A frighteningly large portion of the electorate

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)

191 Saint Jesus George Lion Heart Floyd!
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM

Well, musta been a weak Lion....Beep,,,,beep,,,,Beeeeeeeeeeeeep. He gone. Good news is, he's been sober for 3 years! Way to go Geo! Black Flloyd!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:12 PM (4p0Xq)

192 It is a scientific fact proven by extensive study by Dr. Fauci that Cow FARTS destroyed the planet VENUS and now the planet has runaway greenhouse effect !!!!!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 04, 2024 04:12 PM (VYql4)

193 Is every GenZ slang just a normal word cut off. Sus, sketch, riz. Lazy kids can’t even come up with words they just abbreviate.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:12 PM (YofvK)

194 165 ATM is a term I haven’t heard in a while.

Do I really wanna ask what it means?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Automated Teller Machine or Asynchronous Transfer Mode.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (sAmhv)

195 Didn't Donny and Marie have a song about ass to mouth?

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (iziT8)

196 Cottage Cheesecake Factory

* * * * *

Lol - nice -

*unless of course you picture all that curd on stage*

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (8JB5s)

197 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's cute. But then, I have a thing for chicks in the woods by running water.

See Tessa Fowler's initial Playboy spread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (9yWhg)

198 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

Never been to one. They all closed down round these parts a LONG time ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Is she making a first? Weird. Would not bang.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (YofvK)

200 191 Saint Jesus George Lion Heart Floyd!
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:08 PM

I saw a contrast story about St. Floyds Golden casket week long funeral coverage and Laken Riley's.... Disgusting

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

201 Surprising no one, the Dems immediately introduce a bill to ban Trump from the ballot.

They are insane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (3T8+g)

202 Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections

It's all the same ocean. How does it rise 6" on part on New York's coast and 13" on another? Is climate change causing localized gravitational singularities, now?

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (40BmM)

203 Sir William Wallace = Sir George "Lion Heart" Floyd the founder of modern day New Jack City.......

Posted by: AOC at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (VYql4)

204 Is she making a first? Weird. Would not bang.
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM

So fisting is in play?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (4p0Xq)

205 >>> 188 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

There's a new Zaxby's a few miles away from me, and maybe a half-mile away from the Chick-Fil-A in the same town. I was rather surprised to see it had a line around the lot on one of its first nights open.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (llON8)

206 I know she's a grifter for sure, but cheesecake factory 5?
Come on, she's attractive.

In fact, compared to the others in the grifter class, she's choice.

Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2024 04:14 PM (53oGX)

207 183 Ewwwww...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg)

208 You know... I think you are right. Taco Bell is not a hot gal kind of place. Sandwich shops, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Taco Bell is held in high regards by Methican Americans.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (JpKTL)

209 The potted plant who runs Biden's account on X thought it was time to run another one of his "I banned assault weapons once and I'll do it again whether the NRA likes it or not" posts. I guess they're running the greatest hits today considering how the polls look.

It's fascinating to watch them run the same campaign against the NRA as they always have for decades now.

Meanwhile in the real world, the NRA today is about as relevant to gun rights as Will Smith is to his marriage.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (wb1YC)

210 I saw a contrast story about St. Floyds Golden casket week long funeral coverage and Laken Riley's.... Disgusting
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM

Yep. Barf. He was a POS who OD'd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (4p0Xq)

211 Damn, Stalin would be green with envy.
China’s Roving Death Vans

https://tinyurl.com/25x9uw4z

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (CsUN+)

212 Umm, Mannix your lady friend there has man hands.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (cRrcX)

213 Is every GenZ slang just a normal word cut off. Sus, sketch, riz. Lazy kids can’t even come up with words they just abbreviate.
Posted by: Montec.

Rad take, bro.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (40BmM)

214 Madison Cornbread - "snort".

Many great nicknames by Ace, but this gets my vote as the best. Takes a slightly warped, cynical, and brilliant mind.

Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (urbih)

215 201 Surprising no one, the Dems immediately introduce a bill to ban Trump from the ballot.

honestly seems really desperate

then the article in The Atlantic begging Joetato to resign ..?

the left is losing it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (AcWfM)

216 211 Still waiting for them to do deploy the people scoops like in Soylent Green

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (FQmDC)

217 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
---
Sauerkraut dog on a pretzel bun?
Fantastic food.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (3T8+g)

218 Yep. Barf. He was a POS who OD'd.
--------------
He was a highly skilled bouncer who was unemployed due to COVID. He was a suboptimal drug dealer, too, h8er.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM (FmapG)

219 215 201 Surprising no one, the Dems immediately introduce a bill to ban Trump from the ballot.

The Reps should do the same thing with Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (Akjoo)

220 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)
......

I used to love their chili cheese dogs. Buy 4 of them and go oink them in the car.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

221 Don’t underestimate the fun you can have with a soft 6.

Posted by: Crazy at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (HWVOw)

222 i had to look her up again.. she's mostly attractive because she's so much younger than i am. she's definitely hotter than lena dumham or whoopie goldbrick.
on the other hand, go to google and try "madison cornbread" and you might get a link to something called 'ace of spades'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (B1FKF)

223 Damn, Stalin would be green with envy.
China’s Roving Death Vans

https://tinyurl.com/25x9uw4z
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (CsUN+)

I take it you've never heard of the Uncle Joe's "Black Marias"?

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

224 Many great nicknames by Ace, but this gets my vote as the best. Takes a slightly warped, cynical, and brilliant mind.
Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 04:16 PM

No love for the couple of the month? I mean, Sweetdick Honeycum is art, man. And Snuzz. That's like the pinnacle of ones career.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (4p0Xq)

225 Sus, sketch, riz.

Spring is sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where the flowers is?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

226 Alex Bruesewitz @alexbruesewitz 1h
Nut job Maine Secretary of State backs down.

Maine secretary of state withdraws Trump ballot ban
thehill.com/regulation/court…
===
[Not bothering with the link]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (2yu8s)

227 Why does the "Supreme Court' Hate Persons of color with their latest ruling to help KKK Trump !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (VYql4)

228 "Madison Cornbread" always makes me chuckle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (MvA9C)

229 With regard to descriptive names, Ace is the Dickens of our time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (9yWhg)

230 I take it you've never heard of the Uncle Joe's "Black Marias"?

Oh, I have, but the vans get much better mileage.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (CsUN+)

231 Explain Madison Cornbread the name, if someone would be so kind. Please and thank you from a humble lurker.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (xcrUy)

232 With regard to descriptive names, Ace is the Dickens of our time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM

Ewok Dickens!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (4p0Xq)

233
I saw a contrast story about St. Floyds Golden casket week long funeral coverage and Laken Riley's.... Disgusting
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM

Yep. Barf. He was a POS who OD'd.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2024 04:15 PM (4p0Xq)
*********
Bongino's reply to Biden's tweet.

Dan Bongino
@dbongino

Any plans for a Laken Riley Act?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2024 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

234 i had to look her up again.. she's mostly attractive because she's so much younger than i am. she's definitely hotter than lena dumham or whoopie goldbrick.
on the other hand, go to google and try "madison cornbread" and you might get a link to something called 'ace of spades'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (B1FKF)
++++
Unless they go out of their way to make it not so or are one of the incredibly rare case of truly unfortunate genetics, all young women look good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)

235 I heard that Scotland had Clansman also and I think President Biden should do something to punish them for the same crimes as the Confederate States !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (VYql4)

236 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.....

No really dressed for hiking outdoors, but I'll give her a break this time.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

237 "It's all the same ocean. How does it rise 6" on part on New York's coast and 13" on another? Is climate change causing localized gravitational singularities, now?
Posted by: mikeski "

Continental drift and the consequential subduction are accelerated by climate change. I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere, maybe here.

Posted by: fd at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (vFG9F)

238 2 hours standing for a tiny wiener.
Makes me feel like I fell to Earth like David Bowie or a casual love interest in BladeRunner.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (J8LnB)

239 189 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (HnUIn)

Did you just...assume?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (KbCG3)

240 >>> 198 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

Never been to one. They all closed down round these parts a LONG time ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Out of curiosity I looked and found are three in DFW. I'm surprised they're still around anywhere.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (llON8)

241 229 After all, as somebody once pointed out, Dickens would not have named a character "Charley Bates" (Oliver Twist) unless he intended for Fagin to refer to him as "Master Bates."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)

242 She's a Buc-ee's 7.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (wzAuc)

243 202 Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the 2030s and potentially up to 13 inches in some areas due to climate change, according to state projections
---.
I won't consider the Earth safe from climate change until we give Manhattan back to the Indians they stole it from.

They never seem to want to first "be the change you want to see in the world" do they?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (3T8+g)

244
Working title for her next book is "Trump Raped me and made me feel Icky."

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (j4U/Z)

245 Still wish if NYC sea levels have no change in 6 years would you please STFU and never say it again?

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (fwDg9)

246 No really dressed for hiking outdoors, but I'll give her a break this time.
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:19

Trail head

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (xcrUy)

247 244
Working title for her next book is "Trump Raped me and made me feel Icky."
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (j4U/Z)

In a Macy's dressing room

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (Akjoo)

248 Unless they go out of their way to make it not so or are one of the incredibly rare case of truly unfortunate genetics, all young women look good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)

I noticed this, especially when they are 10 - 12

Posted by: Joe Bitem at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (NtVYv)

249 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That is damn near perfection.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (VwHCD)

250 Actual ABC “News” headline

Supreme Court doesn't exonerate Trump

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (YofvK)

251 Explain Madison Cornbread the name, if someone would be so kind.

I think it was just something Ace made up on the spur of the moment and it stuck because it's has juuuust the right amount of ridicule and distain.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (sNc8Y)

252 250 Actual ABC “News” headline

Supreme Court doesn't exonerate Trump
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (YofvK)

They were supposed To ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (Akjoo)

253 These judges are just rubber stamping 9 figure "damage" claims for someone saying something mean about a Democrat.

As if anyone's reputation is worth that.

Posted by: Blago at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (QKtVi)

254 I think it was just something Ace made up on the spur of the moment and it stuck because it's has juuuust the right amount of ridicule and distain.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (

Thank you for your kindness.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (xcrUy)

255 Spring is sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where the flowers is?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)
-----------
Da little boids is on the wing.
Ain't dat absoid?
Da little wings is on da boid!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (DeFcY)

256 250 Actual ABC “News” headline

Supreme Court doesn't exonerate Trump
Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (YofvK)

Of what, the thing he's never been charged with or convicted of?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)

257 Madison Cornbread: What else does she have to offer? Her looks are mid. She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you.

Perfection. Absolute Perfection. No, better than Absolute Perfection.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (DbPG1)

258 They were supposed To ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (Akjoo)

Apparently so.

Posted by: Montec. at March 04, 2024 04:22 PM (YofvK)

259 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:
http://tiny.cc/gvo6xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I would tell her of the waters of my homeworld...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 04, 2024 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

260 As above...

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 2h
BREAKING: Democrats announce they are now working on federal legislation to remove Trump from the ballots

In the name of Our Democracy...
RNC Research

(This is not going anywhere in the House, they are just putting on a show for their followers who don't know better)
https://tinyurl.com/s43t2dc6
27 seconds; Rep. Jamie Raskin

Keith Olbermann⌚️ @KeithOlbermann 5h
The Supreme Court has betrayed democracy. Its members including Jackson, Kagan and Sotomayor have proved themselves inept at reading comprehension. And collectively the "court" has shown itself to be corrupt and illegitimate.

It must be dissolved.
====
LOSER!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:23 PM (2yu8s)

261 Hah!

Where is my copy of the meme with Trump riding a Tyrannosaurus with a light saber and a flame thrower ...

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 04, 2024 04:23 PM (MB784)

262 254 I think it was just something Ace made up on the spur of the moment and it stuck because it's has juuuust the right amount of ridicule and distain.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2024 04:21 PM (

I remember talking to a French guy who said he acted on the sperm of the moment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (xcrUy)

263 250 Actual ABC “News” headline

Supreme Court doesn't exonerate Trump
Posted by: Montec.

Poor ABC. Thoughts and prayers for this trying time.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

264 All the hot chicks go to Der Weinerschnitzel, unless they are lesbians, then they go to Taco bell.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

265 Joe Biden would like you to know that [long pause].

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (DbPG1)

266 241 229 After all, as somebody once pointed out, Dickens would not have named a character "Charley Bates" (Oliver Twist) unless he intended for Fagin to refer to him as "Master Bates."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)

Ah but the servant must wait while the master bates...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

267 blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:

(types, deletes)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (xSwrI)

268 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 2h
BREAKING: Democrats announce they are now working on federal legislation to remove Trump from the ballots

***

Raskin said he and Eric Swalwell were working on the legislation. I asked him on X if they were going to order Chinese takeout while they worked on it.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:25 PM (wb1YC)

269 She's cute. But then, I have a thing for chicks in the woods by running water.

See Tessa Fowler's initial Playboy spread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

SFW: https://tinyurl.com/47b8ak6t

Obviously can't show the referenced photo, but Tessa Fowler has plenty of SFW images we can all appreciate. Yowza!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

270 I remember talking to a French guy who said he acted on the sperm of the moment.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:24 PM (xcrUy)

For the Paolo this is, how you say, the only way to live.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2024 04:25 PM (T+Iwg)

271 Speaking of fast food, a Wienerschnitzel just opened here. The lines are like 2 hours long.
Posted by: Jordan61

They should have been sued for not actually selling schnitzel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 04:26 PM (IG4Id)

272 This blonde in a tight dress is *not* into ATM:

But evidently she is into inappropriate photoshopped backgrounds. LOL. Pretty woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2024 04:27 PM (Ki//m)

273 I've never pursued a changing bathroom sex tryst. Guess I'm old-fashioned that way.

Posted by: Negative For All Social Diseases at March 04, 2024 04:27 PM (V5BDR)

274 This 60 Minutes interview is absolutely hilarious:
https://tinyurl.com/bja77azj

Watch just for the imbecilically practiced, over the top "Gravitas Face" of CBS' Scott Peller - he looks here like he's trying to understand the workings of exotic aquarium fish or some strange cannibal tribe out of Africa...so complex!

The ladies here are just talking and making points like every day normal folks, but Peller constantly insults them by pretending he's Marlin Perkins in the 60 Minutes Version of Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom, trying to understand these primitive local humanoids.

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (K+UlC)

275 Speaking of Madison, did any of Our Betters ever sue that wheelchair bound young man out of western NC for saying that politicians wanted him to have crazy wheelchair orgy butt sex with him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (Yui9f)

276 Ok, so they they are going to have to ban EVs:

"Electric cars release MORE toxic emissions than gas-powered vehicles and are worse for the environment, finds shock report
EVs weigh 30 percent more than gas cars, causing tires to wear out faster
The tire tread releases toxic particles 400 times greater than exhaust emissions"

Posted by: fd at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (vFG9F)

277 Go long on rickshaws.

Posted by: fd at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (vFG9F)

278 Pretty soon the latest fast food craze will be "Abuela's Bucket of Tamales" on every corner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (0EOe9)

279 278 Pretty soon the latest fast food craze will be "Abuela's Bucket of Tamales" on every corner.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (0EOe9)

In my neck of the woods.... Already here

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:30 PM (Akjoo)

280 SFW: https://tinyurl.com/47b8ak6t

Obviously can't show the referenced photo, but Tessa Fowler has plenty of SFW images we can all appreciate. Yowza!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:25 PM (JCZqz)
----
You should relabel your images as NSFA (Not Safe For Anybody)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 04:30 PM (7fElN)

281 I like tamales.

Posted by: SpongeBob Squarepants at March 04, 2024 04:30 PM (pi/ZK)

282 202 - confusing them by using facts and logic!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (PFYt9)

283 60 Minutes is still on?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (sAmhv)

284
Meet the Press
@MeetThePress
·
Nikki Haley says she’s no longer bound by RNC pledge to endorse Trump if he wins

Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (wb1YC)

285 Nikki Haley says she’s no longer bound by RNC pledge to endorse Trump if he wins
Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (wb1YC

I think Trump would rather she didn't anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (Akjoo)

286 There is a town nearby that is of German origin and most people are German descent. There is only one German restaurant in the town and it doesn't serve currywurst or rahmschnitzel. We ate there once and afterwards asked what is the point of this place. Hubbymayhem said the sauerkraut was good.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (cRrcX)

287 atm = ask the mammaries.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (B1FKF)

288 279 278 Pretty soon the latest fast food craze will be "Abuela's Bucket of Tamales" on every corner.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (0EOe9)

In my neck of the woods.... Already here
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:30 PM (Akjoo)

Used to work near the Yale New Haven hospital. One block had food carts outside of it every day.

Every ethnicity under the Sun. Throw a dart at a map and there was a food cart to represent its landing.

And a lot of it was amazingly good.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (KbCG3)

289 What else does she have to offer? Her looks are mid. She's Cheesecake Factory 5, maybe a soft 6 if she'll go into the Changing Station Bathroom with you.

==

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (V13WU)

290 If he wins

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (Yui9f)

291 Obviously can't show the referenced photo, but Tessa Fowler has plenty of SFW images we can all appreciate. Yowza!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

I will not click. You will not have you insult the name or image of my beloved Tessa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (9yWhg)

292 Nikki Haley says she’s no longer bound by RNC pledge to endorse Trump if he wins
Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (wb1YC)
---
I suspect she had her fingers crossed the entire time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (7fElN)

293 But evidently she is into inappropriate photoshopped backgrounds. LOL. Pretty woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Given the content, I went back to look for phallic trees or wildlife fornicating in the background, but I guess you just meant "inappropriate" for her current clothing.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (40BmM)

294 The Cottage Cheesecake Factory= fat strippers, LMAO!!!

Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (IlL6s)

295 I confess. Der Weinerschnitzel was a large part of my college experience. On account of their Friday coupon dump, where they issued two full pages of great DW deals. That sustained me for a year or two.

LOL Buc-EEs 7......

Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (ZYkFQ)

296 280 SFW: https://tinyurl.com/47b8ak6t

Obviously can't show the referenced photo, but Tessa Fowler has plenty of SFW images we can all appreciate. Yowza!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:25 PM (JCZqz)
----
You should relabel your images as NSFA (Not Safe For Anybody)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

BEARS ARE HOT!!!

Posted by: Peter Buttigeig, power bottome at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (sAmhv)

297 Dems MUST introduce legislation to deny TFG's candidacy. The SC has said it's up to Congress to enforce the 14th Amendment, so that's what they need to do, ASAP. And forget about how likely it is to pass: The important thing is to forcefully assert that TFG is ineligible, and not let the issue fall out of the narrative.

Let voters decide who will be president, not unelected judges and Congress should require 2/3rd majority votes to disqualify any candidate.

If we do get Congressional majorities in the November election, which would be seated before the Presidential election certification in January, wouldn't that new Congress be able to deny the certification of a President based on his ineligibility to HOLD office per the 14th?

Jamie Raskin says Democrats are reviving a bill that would disqualify insurrectionist presidents from serving.

Think we'd be better off just announcing we are going to convict/beat the MFer at the polls, the ultimate court. Then, get down to business without resorting to stunts to keep someone off the ballot, not matter how much we despise them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

298 SFW: https://tinyurl.com/47b8ak6t

Obviously can't show the referenced photo, but Tessa Fowler has plenty of SFW images we can all appreciate. Yowza!

Ooooo....you were so close, but I've taken to always checking now.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (CsUN+)

299 291 *I* will not have you insult...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:34 PM (9yWhg)

300 283 60 Minutes is still on?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (sAmhv)

Yup. My dad and stepmom never miss it.

My MIL watched it without fail also right up until her death. Now she doesn't need to be told to vote dem.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 04, 2024 04:34 PM (fHPiH)

301 Watch just for the imbecilically practiced, over the top "Gravitas Face" of CBS' Scott Peller
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That's my schtick!

Posted by: Jahwn F. Kerry at March 04, 2024 04:35 PM (fs1hN)

302 Go long on rickshaws.
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (vFG9F)
......

I can only go a few blocks. Then my legs are tired.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

303 Is Ana Navarro still among the living or has she choked to death on a box of donuts? Irrelevant but I do wonder.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:35 PM (xcrUy)

304 Watch just for the imbecilically practiced, over the top "Gravitas Face" of CBS' Scott Peller
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That's my schtick!
Posted by: Jahwn F. Kerry at March 04, 2024 04:35 PM (fs1hN)
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Get in line, bub!

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at March 04, 2024 04:36 PM (7fElN)

305 60 Minutes is still on?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:31 PM (sAmhv)

Not "on" so much as a "put on"...

The whole Scott Peller schtick here reminds one of a Monty Python skit where no one at the BBC can understand the general ruminations of a local man and then debate what he could possibly mean by using general terms that the entire audience knows well...

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2024 04:36 PM (K+UlC)

306 A tiny little bit of me almost feels sorry for the diversity that so many communities are about to experience.

Here in the South we've been fighting it for decades and trying to keep the shiny side up after millions of non Americans and their enablers have been doing their best to crash things.

Now the Yankees get to experience the decades of decay and filth in months.

Good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:36 PM (Yui9f)

307 Let voters decide who will be president, not unelected judges and Congress should require 2/3rd majority votes to disqualify any candidate.

Think we'd be better off just announcing we are going to convict/beat the MFer at the polls, the ultimate court. Then, get down to business without resorting to stunts to keep someone off the ballot, not matter how much we despise them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

C'mon, these can't be real.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

308 You should relabel your images as NSFA (Not Safe For Anybody)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

BEARS ARE HOT!!!
Posted by: Peter Buttigeig

This Pete guy, he gets it. Plus, my bear belongs in the woods more than the blonde!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

309 "Explain Madison Cornbread the name, if someone would be so kind. Please and thank you from a humble lurker."

I laughed out loud the first time I read it, and still chuckle and snort whenever I see it in print, see her name somewhere., or see a picture of her. I recall CBD describing it on the Cut Jib podcast as "so perfect, on so many levels", which sums it up.

I guess it just has to hit you.

Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 04:37 PM (urbih)

310 231 Explain Madison Cornbread the name, if someone would be so kind. Please and thank you from a humble lurker.
Posted by: Northernlurke

SHE WAS THE CORN QUEEN OF MADISON WISCONSIN LIKE PENNY WHO WORKS AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY BUT WAS FROM NEBRASKA AND WHO ALSO IS ALMOST PRETTY.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 04, 2024 04:37 PM (Ow+08)

311
Watch just for the imbecilically practiced, over the top "Gravitas Face" of CBS' Scott Peller - he looks here like he's trying to understand the workings of exotic aquarium fish or some strange cannibal tribe out of Africa...so complex!

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2024 04:29 PM (K+UlC)
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Watched it last night. A pre-meditated hit job.

So Pelley was all "there's nothing wrong with these books" then one of the ladies started reading the pornographic material in one of these "educational" books. CBS silenced the audio so the viewers couldn't hear what was in the book.

Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2024 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

312 Seriously, they could make a milanese sandwich and it would sell like ... well, pancakes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 04:37 PM (IG4Id)

313 “No, I think I’ll make what decision I want to make, but that’s not something I’m thinking about,” she said, noting that “if you talk about an endorsement, you’re talking about a loss. I don’t think like that.”

She added, “When you’re in a race, you don’t think about losing. You think about continuing to go forward.”

***

Easy there, Nikki. Don't go waving that accounting degree from Clemson around and hurt somebody.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 04, 2024 04:38 PM (wb1YC)

314 SFW pictures of Tessa Fowler? Why?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

315 Ooooo....you were so close, but I've taken to always checking now.
Posted by: Archimedes

People have gotten pretty vigilant, and it's not fair to just post those images without some kind of hidden warning...I may need to become a little more devious.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

316 but I guess you just meant "inappropriate" for her current clothing.Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (40BmM)

Yes, that's what I meant. She got on her sexy evening dress and just hiked five miles to the woodland stream.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2024 04:39 PM (Ki//m)

317 1-877-Kars-for Kids
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

You b*stard.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 04, 2024 04:39 PM (N1tpc)

318 All internet phots , especially of thots (such as JMNAC is supplying) are photoshopped and/or use a filter to remove "imperfections". There are tons of citizens on social media showing how before and after works.

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2024 04:39 PM (V13WU)

319 My Dad would always get PO'd when a pro football game caused 60 Minutes to stop late.

Same thing with my father-in-law, according to my wife.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:40 PM (9yWhg)

320 313 “No, I think I’ll make what decision I want to make, but that’s not something I’m thinking about,” she said, noting that “if you talk about an endorsement, you’re talking about a loss. I don’t think like that.”

She added, “When you’re in a race, you don’t think about losing. You think about continuing to go forward.”

Hey Nikki... I hear there are plenty tickets left for your victory party tomorrow... hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2024 04:40 PM (Akjoo)

321 You all WANT Taylor Swift. You'll settle for Madison Cornbread. You'll GET Nikki Haley's snizz.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:40 PM (ZYkFQ)

322 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2024 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

C'mon, these can't be real.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I know! Did some of you make accounts to go troll them lol?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2024 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

323 People have gotten pretty vigilant, and it's not fair to just post those images without some kind of hidden warning...I may need to become a little more devious.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 04, 2024 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
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Maybe reassign yourself to different positions within the Rebel Alliance:

"Quartermaster Sergeant Ackbar, reporting for duty, sah!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (7fElN)

324 321 You all WANT Taylor Swift. You'll settle for Madison Cornbread. You'll GET Nikki Haley's snizz.
Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:40 PM (ZYkFQ)

What? No love?

Posted by: Ashley Judy's puffy scamper at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (Ow+08)

325 Yes, that's what I meant. She got on her sexy evening dress and just hiked five miles to the woodland stream.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I actually did that once for my then husband. We hiked up a mountain and I went into the tent and changed into a very pretty little black dress and we ate dinner together and drank wine and watched the sunset.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (OoJRi)

326 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (2yu8s)

327 1-877-Kars-for Kids
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

You b*stard.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
.......

oh-oh-oh...oh-ZEMPIC

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

328 Man, I bet a woman of India like Nikki had to work hard to qualify for a spot at Clemson.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (Yui9f)

329 But evidently she is into inappropriate photoshopped backgrounds. LOL. Pretty woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Given the content, I went back to look for phallic trees or wildlife fornicating in the background, but I guess you just meant "inappropriate" for her current clothing.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 04:32 PM (40BmM)

I don't care if the background showed roasted people on pikes, I would hit that shit for 1000 years. 1000 years I would hit that. In 10,000 years from now when little green alien archaeologists rummaging through the cursed earth find my mummy dick embedded in her sun bleached rib cage they're gonna say Holy shit, dude must have hit that for 1000 years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (VwHCD)

330 >>> 325 Yes, that's what I meant. She got on her sexy evening dress and just hiked five miles to the woodland stream.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I actually did that once for my then husband. We hiked up a mountain and I went into the tent and changed into a very pretty little black dress and we ate dinner together and drank wine and watched the sunset.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (OoJRi)

That's almost like changing out of your machine gub clothes into your party clothes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (llON8)

331 Pretty girl in a tight dress on a hiking trail could be introduction to a slasher movie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (xcrUy)

332 Pretty girl in a tight dress on a hiking trail could be introduction to a slasher movie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (xcrUy)

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Or the new She-Skulk.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (A6FSC)

333 Lower level of George Washington Bridge was added in the early 60s. Projected to be under water before the November election. Chris Christie has the orange cones and barrels on order.

Posted by: Officer Joe Bolton at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (V5BDR)

334 So Pelley was all "there's nothing wrong with these books" then one of the ladies started reading the pornographic material in one of these "educational" books. CBS silenced the audio so the viewers couldn't hear what was in the book.

Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2024 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

It tried to act like he was exasperated at having to explain algebra to the Watusi. Meantime, the ladies were giving everyday normal answers that anyone would expect. He made a complete doofus out of himself. Everyone knew what they were saying.

Lesson? Don't go on Mutual of Omaha's 60 Minutes and have these people insult you by pretending that your normal life is something akin to incomprehensible aquarium fish behavior.

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (K+UlC)

335 JROD

Sounds like a Cheesecake Factory mini MoMe is in order.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (f3fXS)

336 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (VwHCD)

No, of course not, but I'm not a heterosexual male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (Ki//m)

337 oh-oh-oh...oh-ZEMPIC
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

Riiiiiicollaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

338 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (OoJRi)

It sounds very nice, but I expect she did it for clicks and money in front of a photshopped background..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (Ki//m)

339 maybe he knows she only has access to 20% of the award?

Posted by: JayInAmes at March 04, 2024 05:15 PM (OlOaW)

340 All this time I thought you were talking about Madison Cawthorn.

Posted by: MikeN at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (XygMV)

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