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Rupert Murdoch's New York Post: Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic

That Murdoch family. Great conservatives.

In fairness, this article is about Gen Z, the most mentally ill generation in human history, and about girls'/women's newest fad. Girls and women have been the most demolished by social media and are the most infected by every social contagion coming through their phones.

Being "so babygirl" is the hottest compliment -- for men.

A 26-year-old, 6-foot-5 man isn't what comes to mind for most Americans when they think of a baby girl, but it is for Gen Z.

Jacob Elordi, 26, was deemed "so babygirl" during his promotion as host of "Saturday Night Live" in January when musical guest Reneé Rapp and cast member Bowen Yang made the decree.

The Australian actor has joined the ranks of other heartthrobs -- including Pedro Pascal, Timothée Chalamet and "The White Lotus" actor Leo Woodall -- being associated with the moniker, leading to confusion for some and crushes for others.

A new definition of the term "babygirl" has recently been adopted, remaining as a term of endearment but expanding to include a specific type of swoon-worthy man.

A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point.

It's exactly what women want and men want to become -- the antithesis of toxic macho masculinity.

"Traditionally, highlighting feminine qualities in men has been a putdown, but this doesn't seem to be the case with 'babygirl,' which almost has a celebratory quality," Kaamna Bhojwani, a Columbia University-educated sexuality expert, told The Post.

Oh, a sexuality expert. Well that's gold standard.

I mean, if we ignore the fact that all college "sexuality experts" are unabashed advocates for training children to be gay.

Oh wait, she's not even a professor -- she's merely "Columbia-educated." So in other words, a college graduate who has declared her(?)self an "expert" on the internet.


For one, Gen Z is much more fluid when it comes to gender and sexuality than older generations, encouraging rather than condemning blurring the lines around the previously restrictive boxes separating masculine and feminine.

It's not just about being emotional, either.

Elordi's purses, Pascal's shorts and Chalamet's sequins have these men proudly parading their traditionally feminine touches -- and admirers are loving it in return.

According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.

Heterosexual women -- especially Gen Zers -- are "rusting" (romanticizing and lusting) after men they consider to be "babygirl."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 HAHAHHA

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:15 PM (zjgNU)

2 Hi Ace
Only Tuesday...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)

3 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 12:15 PM (Wnv9h)

4 Damn, I'm slow today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 12:16 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Now, to the point of the post:

Hormonal birth control makes women want more feminine-looking men.

Look at what was a heartthrob 50 years ago and compare to today.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

6 Trying to eat lunch here...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 27, 2024 12:17 PM (w9Wax)

7 Birth control pills.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2024 12:17 PM (YAtuc)

8 Gay

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 27, 2024 12:17 PM (fkYQi)

9 According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.

This has been a trend in the fashion industry for at least the last 40 years. How edgy.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:17 PM (CsUN+)

10 *reads content*

W.T.A.F?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 12:17 PM (Wnv9h)

11 So...quiche is back in style?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (W/lyH)

12 According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.

This has been a trend in the fashion industry for at least the last 40 years. How edgy.


There's only one problem: the vast majority of men don't want to look like a mincing ponce.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

13 Jacob Elordi, 26, was deemed "so babygirl" during his promotion as host of "Saturday Night Live" in January when musical guest Reneé Rapp and cast member Bowen Yang made the decree.

I read this and first thing that came to mind was:

Get off my lawn!

I haven't the faintest who any of these people are. Also, sra blaster keeps saying of Timothy Chalamet "how can he be a sex symbol he looks like he would break."

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (xhfG9)

14 I don't care what Gen Z THOTs think.

$14.00 is still the going rate for the hard way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (2ijlT)

15 On the other side, my eldest is 13, so I don't know if that's "Gen Z".

Her classmates all think racism is a huge joke. And they're right, by the definition of "racism" today.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

16 Murdochs? Didn't they support someone other than Trump? Hmmm

Posted by: GOP sux at February 27, 2024 12:19 PM (Zzbjj)

17 Oh yeah young women famously hate macho masculine tall hyperdickhead men.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2024 12:19 PM (cYzkI)

18 I suppose a sexuality expert knows better than me but I say bs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:19 PM (xcrUy)

19 I'll admit, I call my female kitten "Babygirl" from time to time. But that's where it stops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:19 PM (J2vNu)

20 On the other side, my eldest is 13, so I don't know if that's "Gen Z".

Her classmates all think racism is a huge joke. And they're right, by the definition of "racism" today.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

So this "Gen Z" example is that not all of them have gone nuts.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

21 According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.

What did they call those rompers for men? Himpers or something?

Second look at himpers? This works:

https://a.co/d/1aiXTpC

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:20 PM (xhfG9)

22 This SO explains Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 27, 2024 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

23 Just what the world 🌎 needs.

More women.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (I6NNh)

24 There's only one problem: the vast majority of men don't want to look like a mincing ponce.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024


***
Just from my 29+ years of studying the female half of the species . . . remember, now, I'm not "Columbia-educated" . . . but I'm 100% sure real women don't want their men to look like that either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

25 Why are they repeating this lie now ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (tA1/w)

26 According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.
------------
To quote the well-known sage, Clark Griswold:

"I think you're all fucked in the head!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (DeFcY)

27 I love a man who's in touch with his feminine side - and in touch with my ladypenis.

Posted by: "Lia" Thomas, late-blooming swimming star at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (mBPs6)

28 At least they (the dumb broads) probably won't have viable offspring from the soy injections of the Gen Z so called males.

Would lurve to see one of those slack jawed faggots shoulder up to a 40lb ruck, pick up his 20lbs of combat gear and walk to his next fight, 12 miles away, within three hours.

Buncha pussified "babygirl" faggots.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 27, 2024 12:21 PM (MsrgL)

29 Bowen Yang. From wikipedia:

When he was seventeen, Yang's father found out his son was gay from an "open chat window" on the family's computer.

Okay then. There's an expert.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:22 PM (xhfG9)

30 Wait, it just says that she's "college educated", not that she posesses a degree. She might have taken a single online course and that description would still be technically true.

Posted by: KGB at February 27, 2024 12:22 PM (t28oz)

31 Women adopting masculine looking wear - trousers , suit jackets (and that being accepted as height of fashion) has been around 100 years. Gen Z is not aware of anything that lies beyond the lates TikTok post.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 12:22 PM (V13WU)

32 Ha, so homosexual.

I voted in our MI primary.
I was #13.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

33 Big deal. We had these types when I was a mere lad sixty years ago. Notable exception, however; we didn't idolize them and we called 'em "f'ing queers." Still seems about right.

Posted by: Steve (retired/recovering lawyer) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (nq64t)

34 I think I'm going to need more than a couple of Instagram influencers before I'm convinced this is actually a trend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

35 A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point.
++++
So the same old "sensitive man" shit from the 80s and 90s, except also not traditionally masculine (tough, strong, etc.).

So, in short, emotional soyboys.

If Zoomer men fall for this, they'll lament it just as much as X and Millennial men who fell for the "sensitive man" crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

36 SNL. Columbia University. Vogue Runway.

The keepers of the definition of manly. Who knew.

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (JunzL)

37 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (T4tVD)

38 Nope, never, not once, not ever have I been attracted to a babysoft, feminine man who didn't know how to do anything manly. But, I'm old and come from a sensible generation.

Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (Q4KYm)

39
"Hey baby, get a load of this;" (flexes cloaca)

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (j4U/Z)

40 Oh wait, she's not even a professor -- she's merely "Columbia-educated." So in other words, a college graduate who has declared her(?)self an "expert" on the internet.
++++
When I was a boy, someone once explained to me the requirements to be an "expert" in any subject:
1. Carry a briefcase
2. Work at least 50 miles from home

Not much has changed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

41 Hormonal birth control makes women want more feminine-looking men.

Look at what was a heartthrob 50 years ago and compare to today.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Hmmm. My guess is you are male. I don't think Chris Pratt, Alan Rtchson, Robert Downy Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum etc are the least bit feminine.
I find the hollow chested stars of the 1950's pretty boring.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

42 Pedro Pascal is severely heterosexual. SEVERELY.

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (woPEM)

43 I don't know the slang - so I can't tell you if "babygirl" is a thing. I've never heard it among working class Gen Z. But I have noticed a certain subset of Gen Z boys, in all classes and colors of collar, that are absolutely more "into their feelings" than any other group of non-gay males I've ever known in my lifetime.

This is what I was getting at last thread. It needs to be understood. A whole damn lot of people simply do not share the core values of the group here. And they can't be taught or coerced into giving up theirs and adopting yours. It's already been baked into the cake.

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of Reality at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (XaERF)

44 Elordi's purses, Pascal's shorts and Chalamet's sequins have these men proudly parading their traditionally feminine touches -- and admirers are loving it in return.
++++
I have news for you...

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

45 Rupert Murdoch's New York Post: Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic

-
Sam Elliott hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (FVME7)

46 I almost hurled just reading the headline. I'd say it was just as well I hadn't had lunch yet, but I haven't had breakfast either and really need to eat something.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (nC+QA)

47 I thought 'dreamy' used to be the word.

"Babygirl" is so stupid to refer to a dude.

*Vomit*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

48 Weirdos

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)

49 Checks notes, "Get this, black swan op." Remember to neutralize the cosmic rays with a chain of paperclips from the aluminum foil hat to ground. MIT peer reviewed paper. True story.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (as3uC)

50 NYpost is in trouble and needs clicks.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (V13WU)

51
>>>"A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point."

We used to call these types "fags."

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (rCNRf)

52 Renee Rapp. Also from wikipedia:

Reneé had identified as bisexual for many years but now identifies as lesbian.

Huh. I wonder if there were any clues about this?

for two years, performing in the theater program and playing on the varsity women's golf team before transferring to Northwest School of the Arts

Okay then. Another expert.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (xhfG9)

53 Granddaughter is gen z and yes she has issues navigating life. That being said she broke the mold and is in love with and living with a young man who drives a truck for a living. I'm a guessing that daddy is not happy about this. And to that I say, ha-ha-ha-ha, he is part of the blame for his daughter's issues and his divorce from my stepdaughter didn't help. Of course in the long run the divorce will be seen as the best outcome of that entire mess. Still a bit too soon to see how all of this works out.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (2NHgQ)

54 Doesn't Pascal have a tranny sibling?

Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (mBPs6)

55 "Go to the gym, get in shape, feel good about yourself, become attractive to most women on, at least, a visual level. Or...stay with me on this...run around in a diaper while crying all the time in the hope that a girl is into that. That girl is definitely going to be Cindy Crawford hot, by the way."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

56 So women are attracted to the stunts actor's PR reps have them do to get attention?

I mean i think Pascal is a rat faced bitch, but Id hardly say he's feminine. The guy the mentioned from White Lotus also resembles a soccer hooligan.

I mean there have always been females attracted to effeminate men, Mick Jagger and David Bowie were hardly the epitome of masculinity.

The article feels like clickbait to just get people to give them web traffic, because females will see pictures of men they like and click on the stupid article.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 27, 2024 12:25 PM (SQOf0)

57 In other news, that Julie Moran broad hawking bullshit trinkets on the local news is quite MILFy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (ufFY8)

58 This is all about those commercials for syndicated S.W.A.T.

It has action .. and Hondo .. Shemar Moore

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (RHGPo)

59 I was a man ahead of his time.

Posted by: Alan Alda at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (woPEM)

60 If Zoomer men fall for this, they'll lament it just as much as X and Millennial men who fell for the "sensitive man" crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

I made millions peddling that crap in the 70's and 80's. The idiots lapped it up like pablum.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Fogelberg at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (2ijlT)

61 Thath a puthyboy.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (NxC5+)

62 Kaamna Bhojwani, in my professional opinion, needs to get laid.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (TkdUX)

63 And in another year, there will be yet another article whining about how there are no real men out there.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (lXCUP)

64 I find the hollow chested stars of the 1950's pretty boring.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


* masterful Jimmy Stewart impression *
Hey, now~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (IG4Id)

65 I don't understand what toxic masculinity is any more than what Christian nationalist is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (xcrUy)

66 Babygirl is the new mincing ponce?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (tT6L1)

67 I mean there have always been females attracted to effeminate men, Mick Jagger and David Bowie were hardly the epitome of masculinity.

Bingo ! Yes, Gen Z is fucked up. But hardly anymore fucked up, at this stage, than a whole lot of the teens from the 60s and 70s.

Who freaks out screaming their lungs out, crying like they've met the second coming, over a boy band from England ?

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of Reality at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (XaERF)

68 So apparently a fifth recall effort against Gavin Newsome has just been filed and delivered to him.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (wb1YC)

69 Effete.

Posted by: scampydog at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (41CYW)

70 The people writing this sh...stuff are the same people telling you the economy is great and Biden is the 17th best President of all time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)

71 I find the hollow chested stars of the 1950's pretty boring.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

James Mason springs to mind!

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (yACxx)

72 Heterosexual women -- especially Gen Zers -- are "rusting" (romanticizing and lusting) after men they consider to be "babygirl."
++++
Sure, sure. So they say, until they meet them in real life - that is, one who *isn't* a celebrity. Then they'll either be chummy but romantically or sexually uninterested (soon, if not immediately) or immediately "get the ick" from him.

Then they'll go home with Chad, just like their Millennial sisters. Then the lamentations about how bad Chad is will fall on their "babygirl" BFFs.

Same dynamics, same behaviors, same root conditions. All that's changed is the nomenclature. As with the "sensitive man" and "nice guy" crap in prior years, this is about one thing: convincing men to pursue a goal that will not result in successful courtship and mating. It's really no different from the "it's awesome to be a cuck" and "polyamory makes you happy" psy-ops run by Vice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)

73 Toxic masculinity is having a penis and not being afraid to use it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (TkdUX)

74 Bowen Yang is a sissy and should have been strangled in his crib in Mongolia. He has a sister-Yang Yang.

Posted by: Poofters Keeping Score at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (V5BDR)

75 Yeah, sure. I used to believe that nonsense about women wanting sensitive, non-masculine men. Until I looked around and absorbed the reality my lying eyes were seeing.

I suppose these are the same people trying to tell us men like fat supermodels.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (JojsZ)

76 Then on the other hand we have this older gem from the Grauniad: http://tinyurl.com/2jvs52w3

Posted by: Octochicken at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (oCS0o)

77
>>>"According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend."

Well, of course! "According" to fags and elites, clothes for fags and elites are primo!

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (rCNRf)

78 As with many of these "trends", part of the mission of these articles is to make the trend a "thing". I doubt there are many young women in Wyoming, or Florida, or Texas that buy into this idea of masculinity.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (I8RRu)

79 46, 47, 48

Horde Mind, essentially.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (ufFY8)

80 65 I don't understand what toxic masculinity is any more than what Christian nationalist is.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:27 PM (xcrUy)

=======

The only actual definition of toxic masculinity that I've ever heard is this:

"Portraying a standard of masculinity that not all men can achieve."

It's a damnation of any standards for men, of saying that having standards for men is antisocial behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

81 Pro Tip, fellas:

Chicks who think they are into "babygirl" men aren't really into men at all.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

82 What about me?

Posted by: Harry Stylish in a dress at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (Q4KYm)

83 >>she's merely "Columbia-educated." So in other words, a college graduate who has declared her(?)self an "expert" on the internet.


I think "Columbia-educated" just means she took a class there once.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (9yXG3)

84 A recent Critical Drinker review of the failed superhero movie genre pointed out that the bulk of customers for such movies are male, and that no amount of female girlboss nonsense would persuade women to like such movies. The studio's attempts to convince them had failed, and men just stopped going because they're not interested in being lectured.

Men and women just like different things (shocker!). As a business move, it was colossally stupid.

It's no different when it comes to fashion. They can try all they want to convince men it's cool to look gay, and it's what women really want. Men will not accept it, and never will. Again, as a business move, it's colossally stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

85 On the other side, my eldest is 13, so I don't know if that's "Gen Z".
[snip]
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 27, 2024 12:18 PM (zjgNU)


Wiki says tail-end Gen Z. Another year or so younger would be Gen Alpha.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (/HDaX)

86 77
>>>"According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend."

Well, of course! "According" to fags and elites, clothes for fags and elites are primo!
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (rCNRf)

======

I remember when the romper (redubbed the romphim) was going to be the big fashion style of the year.

That was almost a decade ago, and most men still wear separate pants and shirts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

87 It's less about what labels people have assumed upon themselves and more about who is attacking and what they are attacking. That's it. All IFF systems have been broken (seemingly deliberately) and its very illustrative to see the bright lines of ideology light up right before our eyes.

Posted by: Oh boy at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (s7BI+)

88 So the same old "sensitive man" shit from the 80s and 90s, except also not traditionally masculine (tough, strong, etc.).


Exactly. That's what I meant when I said this had been around for forty years.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

89 I looked up the author of that piece in the New York Post yesterday and found her Instagram. I promise you she's not dating the kind of men talked about in that article. And by dating I mean drunken one nighters.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (wb1YC)

90 I find the hollow chested stars of the 1950's pretty boring.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

James Mason springs to mind!

Posted by: kathysaysso
I recently watched The Big Sleep with Bogart and for the life of me could not understand why he was considered sexy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

91 Wiki says tail-end Gen Z. Another year or so younger would be Gen Alpha.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (/HDaX)
++++
Gen-Z barely exists. Gen-Alpha won't exist at all. That dynamic is over, and we're back to business as usual. There are age cohorts, but not pseudo-monolithic "generations" anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn)

92
Talk about a Fake, Fabricated bullshit "trend." NOBODY in real life is doing this.

It doesn't even make any sense. This is stupid Clown World bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (rCNRf)

93 The Left has been promoting this "bodybuilding is fascism" thing for a bit. so the natural outcome is that waify guys are anti-fascist and thus desirable.

Good luck with that. I guess it works for Bowen Yang but whatever.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (xhfG9)

94 To be fair...

1970s David Cassidy
1980s Johnny Depp

Feminine features in young heart throbs have been around forever. You usually have a range of looks for heart throbs in each generation b/c different women have different tastes...

For every David Cassidy, there was Burt Reynolds.
For every Johnny Depp, there was Harrison Ford.
Etc, etc...

It's just media isn't touting the other heartthrobs of the generation, but they exist (see the Chris vs Chris vs Chris fight)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (exHjb)

95 And yet girls like Ariana Grande will get plowed over and over by Chad's and the write songs about the chafing between their legs from the big D energy.

What do wammens want? BIG D energy or baby girls. Who knows it will change next week. Social media in the hands of teenage girls is like giving a minigun gun to a dunken insane rageaholic.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (OiAR7)

96 Um, gross.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (uvlyn)

97 So the same old "sensitive man" shit from the 80s and 90s, except also not traditionally masculine (tough, strong, etc.).

So, in short, emotional soyboys.

If Zoomer men fall for this, they'll lament it just as much as X and Millennial men who fell for the "sensitive man" crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

Looking forward to what your next busty redhead thinks of this trend...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

98 "Babygirl" isn't exactly a compliment to a woman either. Then again, I'm distinctly middle-aged so that definitely colors what I consider a compliment.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (nC+QA)

99 I voted in our MI primary.
I was #13.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:22 PM (ufFY


Will Michigan be the state which finally puts Sticky Nikki over the top?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (GYIa4)

100 I believe it was Helena Handbasket that posted the link to the Hindi movie Fighter. Which led me to Hrithik Roashan. Hubba, hubba, quadruple hubba.
http://tinyurl.com/y6erzrth

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (2NHgQ)

101 That was almost a decade ago, and most men still wear separate pants and shirts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)


It's like you won't even spare a thought for garrett.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (xhfG9)

102 The Left has been promoting this "bodybuilding is fascism" thing for a bit. so the natural outcome is that waify guys are anti-fascist and thus desirable. ...
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (xhfG9)
++++
What about people who work out but aren't body-builders? The vast majority of guys who work out who just want to stay in shape and not be total weaklings?

I'm sure they're fascists, too - just not Super Deluxe Fascists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

103 Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie song
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the cowboys gone...

Posted by: Paula Cole, One Hit Wonder at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (2ijlT)

104 I think I'm going to need more than a couple of Instagram influencers before I'm convinced this is actually a trend.

--

My thoughts as well. I'm going with "this is made up sh*t."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (mupln)

105 Sexuality expert.
I'm a, fuck you expert.
I know exactly the proper time to use this expression.
Fuck you.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (J8LnB)

106 102 What about people who work out but aren't body-builders? The vast majority of guys who work out who just want to stay in shape and not be total weaklings?

I'm sure they're fascists, too - just not Super Deluxe Fascists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

========

Self-improvement is fascism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

107 I guess the fag hags have decided they don't care for the term and have decided on a new name for their preferences.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (tT6L1)

108 Girls and women have been the most demolished by social media and are the most infected by every social contagion coming through their phones.

EXACTLY why most of these airheads shouldn't be voting

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (pohLc)

109 So I guess dwarf tossing is out?

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (woPEM)

110 My kids are running circles around theses losers. My grandkids will too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (os8zY)

111 88 So the same old "sensitive man" shit from the 80s and 90s, except also not traditionally masculine (tough, strong, etc.). - Archimedes

Alan Alda springs to mind.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (yACxx)

112 "Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic"


Who will all be placed in her Friend Zone after she gets to know them. Unless their name is Leonardo Decaprio

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (JojsZ)

113 My wife is practicing Chinese on Duolingo. For her, it's a hobby. I fear it will be a necessity for our kids.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (f/6Wb)

114 I've had sex, and also went to college, so I guess I'm "sex expert" too.

*runs to update resume*

Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (llS7k)

115 Jacob Elordi appears in "Oh, Canada" as Leonard Fife, one of sixty thousand draft evaders and deserters who fled to Canada to avoid serving in Vietnam, shares all his secrets to de-mythologize his mythologized life.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (RHGPo)

116 "Columbia-educated" might just mean the person got off the subway at the 116th St. Station.

Posted by: Rat in Tunnel at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (V5BDR)

117 Will Michigan be the state which finally puts Sticky Nikki over the top?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (GYIa4)

LOL

No.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (ufFY8)

118 Uh, women generally don't want the D from effeminate men, no matter what kind of woke bullshit they spew on TikTok. Although there are starfuckers who would happily get in the sack with Pascal or Chalamet for the clout, even though those two come across as totally ghey.

Posted by: Don't normalize fag hags either at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (i/8eo)

119 Heterosexual women -- especially Gen Zers -- are "rusting" (romanticizing and lusting) after men they consider to be "babygirl."

How absolutely humiliating for them. These are indeed stoopid times we live in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (V8he0)

120 { Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic }

Suuuuuuurrre they are. Pull the other one, it plays "Jingle Bells".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (qPw5n)

121 Girls and women have been the most demolished by social media and are the most infected by every social contagion coming through their phones.

Goody Proctor is a witch!

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (xhfG9)

122 Alan Alda springs to mind.
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (yACxx)

Also Richard (the gerbil) Gere.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (pohLc)

123 Everyone is a fag and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (oGkP/)

124
she's merely "Columbia-educated."


Objection. Asserts facts not in evidence.

We are prepared to accept "Columbia-exposed".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (xG4kz)

125 Toxic masculinity is having a penis and not being afraid to use it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (TkdUX)


Guilty. Are there additional rankings for handgun proficiency, proclivity for high-proof whiskey in copious quantities, and the ability drive a car with a manual transmission?

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (JunzL)

126 111 88 So the same old "sensitive man" shit from the 80s and 90s, except also not traditionally masculine (tough, strong, etc.). - Archimedes

Alan Alda springs to mind.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (yACxx)

Gag.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

127 If Zoomer men fall for this, they'll lament it just as much as X and Millennial men who fell for the "sensitive man" crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)


I just love spending hours talking to my babygirl BFF, Tapioca, about how Chad won't commit to me. He just rails me and then sends me home. I wonder if he'll call... -- Moesha

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (GYIa4)

128
And don't get caught up with this "feminine side" bullshit. It's another FAKE term for something that Does Not Exist. So stupid.

Men have Emotions. Men have feelings. This is not new. And there is NOTHING "toxic" about masculinity.

Anyone who uses "toxic" today is a stupid fuckingasshole.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (rCNRf)

129 Will Michigan be the state which finally puts Sticky Nikki over the top?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (GYIa4)

LOL

No.

We already have a couple of nasty, rancid bitches (Whitmer and Taliban).

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (ufFY8)

130 And in another year, there will be yet another article whining about how there are no real men out there.

A cynic might conclude that these people believe none of the nonsense they spout, they're just trying to not be the next one on the new media chopping block.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (CsUN+)

131 84 A recent Critical Drinker review of the failed superhero movie genre pointed out that the bulk of customers for such movies are male, and that no amount of female girlboss nonsense would persuade women to like such movies. The studio's attempts to convince them had failed, and men just stopped going because they're not interested in being lectured.

Men and women just like different things (shocker!). As a business move, it was colossally stupid.

It's no different when it comes to fashion. They can try all they want to convince men it's cool to look gay, and it's what women really want. Men will not accept it, and never will. Again, as a business move, it's colossally stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)


Everything MUST be turned into a girl brand for the equities. Just look at tv commercials fir cars especially. Nothing is marketed to men unless it serves the equity of women. Looking at you laundry detergent and diaper manufacturers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (OiAR7)

132 Well, have fun gals, and hope they are not ghey

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (vUEz+)

133 "It's exactly what women want"

============

No, no, it really isn't.

But hey, when someone knocks down your door to pillage your property and take your woman, at least you got a bunch of likes and nice comments on social media.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (i7Q7S)

134 According to Vogue Runway's year-end poll, gender-bending menswear was dubbed the industry's favorite 2023 trend.

An industry that is overwhelmingly dominated by woke women and homosexual men. Hardly a representative sample of the broader population.

Posted by: Seriously, just stop it at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (i/8eo)

135 Will Michigan be the state which finally puts Sticky Nikki over the top?

--

Do they have an open primary? Honest question.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (mupln)

136 There was some study about women on the pill being more attracted to less masculine guys.
Maybe Murdoch has been taking the pill.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

137 130 And in another year, there will be yet another article whining about how there are no real men out there.

A cynic might conclude that these people believe none of the nonsense they spout, they're just trying to not be the next one on the new media chopping block.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (CsUN+)

======

Alternate explanation:

These people are stupid pawns of larger forces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

138
raymondo -- "baby girl" or merely "baby"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

139
My sister-in-law was pretty, but not gorgeous growing up, very smart and capable, but would put on this helpless act when in the company of men at a party or gathering.

Drew guys to her like flies to honey.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (j4U/Z)

140 > My wife is practicing Chinese on Duolingo. For her, it's a hobby. I fear it will be a necessity for our kids.
______________

你最好相信它。

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (Q4IgG)

141 Yep, all those women buying Romance novels with shirtless men wit great abs on hte covers are really pining for that sensitive man who will sympathize with their inability to find the perfect shoes to match the new dress and not the virile guy on the cover.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)

142 I recently watched The Big Sleep with Bogart and for the life of me could not understand why he was considered sexy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

Possibly the "honey badger" vibe - he didn't seem to give a shit.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (yACxx)

143 121 Girls and women have been the most demolished by social media and are the most infected by every social contagion coming through their phones.

Goody Proctor is a witch!
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:34 PM (xhfG9)

I too saw goody proctor consorting with the devil down by thr creek.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (OiAR7)

144 Guilty. Are there additional rankings for handgun proficiency, proclivity for high-proof whiskey in copious quantities, and the ability drive a car with a manual transmission?
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (JunzL)

*checks skillz list*

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Not that anyone actually cares at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (i/8eo)

145 The people writing this sh...stuff are the same people telling you the economy is great and Biden is the 17th best President of all time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)


exactly

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

146 Men have Emotions. Men have feelings. This is not new. And there is NOTHING "toxic" about masculinity.

Yes, but we handle them the way nature intended: no whining, just get drunk and kick the dog.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (CsUN+)

147 The Pittsburgh Press. Feb 19, 1971. ‎(p. 9). 'Adolf Hitler' Starts 10-Year Term In Gaza.

GAZA (UPI) - An Arab guerrilla nicknamed "Adolf Hitler" began serving a 10- year prison sentence for terrorist activities in the Israeli- occupied Gaza Strip. The prosecution at his trial before an Israeli military Court said Abdel Rahman Al-Samiri, adopted the name of the late Nazi dictator to show his hatred for Jews.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

148 >A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point.

----


is this really a thing that is happening
I think you're making this up!
Please tell me you're making this up!

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 12:38 PM (geLO8)

149
This stupid idiotic absurd article should conclude with: "...and that's why we believe the perfect man today is Elliot Page."

Because that's exactly the point they're making.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:38 PM (rCNRf)

150 'babygirl' is what the black female cop with the carribean accent would call the c 14 year old daughter on a nick teen show.

any man who thinks being described as 'babygirl' is a compliment is a man who started to drink budlight to show solidarity with dildo mulrooney

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2024 12:38 PM (B1FKF)

151 Do they have an open primary? Honest question.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:36 PM (mupln)

Yes. I had to select a Republican or Democrat ballot when I got there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

152 To be fair...

1970s David Cassidy
1980s Johnny Depp

Feminine features in young heart throbs have been around forever. You usually have a range of looks for heart throbs in each generation b/c different women have different tastes...

For every David Cassidy, there was Burt Reynolds.
For every Johnny Depp, there was Harrison Ford.
Etc, etc...

It's just media isn't touting the other heartthrobs of the generation, but they exist (see the Chris vs Chris vs Chris fight)...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 27, 2024 12:31 PM (exHjb)

The hairy, masculine guys (Mark Spitz, Joe Namath, Reynolds, etc) were for a different age- for the Tiger Beat gals (10-15 or so), it was always the soft, more feminine looking guys. Donnie Osmond, Davy Jones, Sajid Khan, Lief Garrett, Robby Benson, Sean Cassidy, Michael Jackson, Bobby Sherman.Andy Gibb...

Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (llS7k)

153 Those babygirls aren't much protection when things go to hell.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (w6EFb)

154 The NY Post is pretty much garbage… sleazy sidebar garbage sets the tone.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (b8NPg)

155
This is some of the stupidest shit I have ever read.

Posted by: four seasons at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (UXTHF)

156
Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (rCNRf)

157 Does body hair count for toxic masculinity?
If so I am a 10. When I was shaving, I had to shave down to my collarbones. Now I don't bother. I'm pretty much a yeti.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (MeG8a)

158 Alan Alda springs to mind.

***

I remember watching a MASH episode at a friend's house in junior high back in the day and overhearing his mom telling her husband that Alan Alda had never been in the same room with a woman having an orgasm.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (wb1YC)

159 Didn't we call this non masculine male - one who would carry a purse or wear light makeup: a metrosexual?

What is old is new again.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (zCsy8)

160 142 I recently watched The Big Sleep with Bogart and for the life of me could not understand why he was considered sexy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

He knew how to treat a dame, that's why!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

161 Guilty. Are there additional rankings for handgun proficiency, proclivity for high-proof whiskey in copious quantities, and the ability drive a car with a manual transmission?
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (JunzL)
-----

Don't forget spider killing and opening jars.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (tT6L1)

162 146 Men have Emotions. Men have feelings. This is not new. And there is NOTHING "toxic" about masculinity.

Yes, but we handle them the way nature intended: no whining, just get drunk and kick the dog.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (CsUN+)

kick the dog? Why yes.

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

163 If this is true, why in the name of Zeus's butthole is 50 Shades of Gray one of the best-selling books of all time?

Women don't want soy-boys, no matter how much some of them say they do. Real women want real men. Full stop.

"Equal" and "identical" are not synonymous.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (/nCD+)

164 The femmy man, he is, how do you say, useful to the lady when he stand by holding Kleenex box waiting with the patience while the Paolo, he pump the seed into lady with the firehose of his lust.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (eaI2m)

165 >The NY Post is pretty much garbage… sleazy sidebar garbage sets the tone.

Posted by: tubal
---


I'll give them this: they do not like anything Biden

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (geLO8)

166 AWFL women and gay men rule fashion and entertainment news. If they say it's a trend, at most, it's a trend among a few people in their degenerate circles.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (6OrcJ)

167 My younger cohorts give me a lot of confidence in my job security and my dating prospects.

Posted by: Mea culpa at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (ZCPuB)

168 "I'm sure they're fascists, too - just not Super Deluxe Fascists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"


==============

You're a fascist in training!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (i7Q7S)

169 156
Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (rCNRf)

Hot Lesbian action is what they seek?

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

170 This is the same "babygirl" Jacob Elordi who physically attacked and injured an interviewer when asked a question he didn't like?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

171 Jason Aldean pretty manly man:

But when she says baby
Oh don’t matter what comes
Ain’t goin’ nowhere
She runs her fingers through my hair
And saves me
Yeah that look in her eyes got me comin’ alive
And drivin’ me a good kind a crazy
When she says baby
Oh when she says baby

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

172 I remember watching a MASH episode at a friend's house in junior high back in the day and overhearing his mom telling her husband that Alan Alda had never been in the same room with a woman having an orgasm.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (wb1YC)

I LOLd.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

173 Yes, but we handle them the way nature intended: no whining, just get drunk and kick the dog.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:37 PM (CsUN+)
++++
Feelings are like having children in the car: you can't put them in the trunk, but you shouldn't let them drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

174
Conversely, they want you to believe that they believe a "perfect" "woman" is man -- that's why all these trannies keep winning bullshit accolades and contests.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (rCNRf)

175 Pretty obvious that by todays standards I would be undatable by all the fashionable girls..

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (b8NPg)

176 Damn. off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

177 So we're reinventing the faghag?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (3vCGB)

178 What was Hitler's nickname?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (J8LnB)

179 Jacob Elordi? WTF is that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (eaI2m)

180 The hairy, masculine guys (Mark Spitz, Joe Namath, Reynolds, etc) were for a different age- for the Tiger Beat gals (10-15 or so), it was always the soft, more feminine looking guys. Donnie Osmond, Davy Jones, Sajid Khan, Lief Garrett, Robby Benson, Sean Cassidy, Michael Jackson, Bobby Sherman.Andy Gibb...

Fair point. I think the soft, more feminine looking guys are sort of a way station on the journey to adulthood. They're non-threatening, and could easily be a girlfriend substitute. When they're finally through early adolescence, real men are preferred.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (CsUN+)

181 In other news, it looks like a catfight between Audacious Audra and Aging Ashley (Eileen Davidson) over Tucker(?).

Ashley told Audra, "You are there to hold his hand, and whatever else."

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (ufFY8)

182 Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic
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I highly, highly doubt this is true. But our disgusting, wretched ruling class has a vested interest in gelding all men who might offer resistance to the buildout of their bloodcurdling dystopia, so we get articles like this.

"Want to get pussy? Well you better blow some dudes. Chop your dicks off. Take these drugs to blunt your impulses. Carry this purse. Be a fag. Or you won't get laid."

It's an insane, self-contradicting message, but these young NPCs will take any instruction without question. So their pocket sized firmware updater tells them "be a mewling little bitch, you little bitches. Do it. Do it now," and off they'll trot for a mani-pedi.

Fuckin' farm animals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (0FoWg)

183 I'm sure in psychotically blue big cities this is considered hot, but in sane areas I doubt women want latent homosexuals as boyfriends.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (uo9+F)

184 I'll give them this: they do not like anything Biden

*************

But then they still employ John Putzhoretz, who is the soybiest soy that ever soyed a soyer's soy with soy.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (VTu1l)

185 > And don't get caught up with this "feminine side" bullshit. It's another FAKE term for something that Does Not Exist. So stupid.

It's anti-Stoicism.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (6OrcJ)

186 This is the same "babygirl" Jacob Elordi who physically attacked and injured an interviewer when asked a question he didn't like?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
++++
"Babygirl" - if it's a thing - is no probably different in outcome from "male feminist."

For those who cultivate it to get laid, start a countdown timer on the rape allegation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

187 >>Alan Alda springs to mind.


"IT WASN'T A BABY!!!"

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (nTYzq)

188 What was Hitler's nickname?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (J8LnB)


Der Fahrter

Just not to his face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (eaI2m)

189 163 If this is true, why in the name of Zeus's butthole is 50 Shades of Gray one of the best-selling books of all time?

Women don't want soy-boys, no matter how much some of them say they do. Real women want real men. Full stop.

"Equal" and "identical" are not synonymous.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (/nCD+)

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I watched a video essay that came to the conclusion that the book's insert character for its author wasn't the female being wooed by the billionaire, but the billionaire himself.

The author is the exact same kind of abusive and emotionally manipulative as the billionaire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

190 The NY Post is a tabloid. They post this stuff to get a rise out of their readers. They do not mean it, nor do they really mean it when they post NY crime stories or stories favorable to Trump (unfortunately).
However, they are one of the few major newspapers that still allow right-wing voices.

Posted by: PG at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (gQbO4)

191 Maybe this explains Pete Davidson.

Because nobody's ever needed more explaining than that guy.

Posted by: cpurick at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (lNjg1)

192
"Equal" and "identical" are not synonymous.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

truth

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

193 And in another year, there will be yet another article whining about how there are no real men out there.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2024 12:26 PM (lXCUP)


Next year? It's in the queue to be published next week. A lot of the "there are no real men out there" articles and videos, though, are late 30s women with triple digit bodycounts lamenting the fact that guys they've never paid attention to are now ignoring them back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (GYIa4)

194 That Murdoch family. Great conservatives.
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That was a straw man.

Just like the "ultra-conservative" (libertarian) Kochs.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (krQz2)

195 "Alan Alda springs to mind."

Michael Gross. Steven Keaton was a real man who knew better than his Republican son!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (i7Q7S)

196 They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.

Posted by: butch at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (KnlOD)

197 So, they are saying that chicks are attracted to their pet gay? Okay, that's never going to work out for them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (mw/zr)

198 Kids these days don’t want to look like a rock quarry that someone dynamited.

Posted by: Charles Bronson at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (5h/8D)

199 One can be masculine.
And cook.
And be responsible for his kids

I don't see these as mutually exclusive activities. Besides, I assume most woman want:
A masculine man, who can cook a nice dinner for her and will take care of her and their kids.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

200 Jacob Elordi, Pedro Pascal, Timothée Chalamet, Leo Woodall...

I have never heard of any of these people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (mupln)

201 172 I remember watching a MASH episode at a friend's house in junior high back in the day and overhearing his mom telling her husband that Alan Alda had never been in the same room with a woman having an orgasm.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2024 12:39 PM (wb1YC)

I LOLd.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

On mash I could never figure out why we were supposed to like his version of Hawkeye. Really? He's what the wammens wanted... such a ladies man. Yuk. So not Mel gibson.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (OiAR7)

202 The best way for a man to handle his emotions and feelings is to stuff them way way down inside his gut until they metastasize into a black hole of hate

then pour liquor into the hole

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (geLO8)

203 163 If this is true, why in the name of Zeus's butthole is 50 Shades of Gray one of the best-selling books of all time?

Women don't want soy-boys, no matter how much some of them say they do. Real women want real men. Full stop.

"Equal" and "identical" are not synonymous.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:40 PM (/nCD+)

They want to be roughed up and boned hard by young hot athletic billionaires though, not Smitty the 55k a year mechanic even though he's more of a real man than Christian Ghey or whatever.

Posted by: They want rich, high status men not "real men" per se at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (i/8eo)

204 182 It's an insane, self-contradicting message, but these young NPCs will take any instruction without question. So their pocket sized firmware updater tells them "be a mewling little bitch, you little bitches. Do it. Do it now," and off they'll trot for a mani-pedi.

Fuckin' farm animals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (0FoWg)

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I'm not entirely opposed to the theory that the cabal running media are trying to get the most gullible sectors of society to neuter themselves and no longer procreate. It could just be an accident, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

205 Feelings are like having children in the car: you can't put them in the trunk, but you shouldn't let them drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

*Very* well put. And good advice for both sexes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (nC+QA)

206 Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman.

Until someone has to kill the spider in the shower.

I've been told by a number of normal women that the most sexy thing is seeing their man working in the yard shirtless in the mid-day sun with a sheen of sweat only obtained by good physical labor.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (zCsy8)

207 I guess "Short King Summer" didn't work out as planned. So now we have "babygirl" bullshit as the latest attempt by femme boy soi boys to try to convince girls -- and themselves -- that they are not friendzone losers but actually highly desirable dating prospects.

Women want alpha males. Period. Full stop. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

208 she's merely "Columbia-educated."

She went to Pontificia Bolivariana University?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (w9Wax)

209 190 The NY Post is a tabloid. They post this stuff to get a rise out of their readers. They do not mean it, nor do they really mean it when they post NY crime stories or stories favorable to Trump (unfortunately).
However, they are one of the few major newspapers that still allow right-wing voices.
Posted by: PG at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (gQbO4)

For the same reason.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (b8NPg)

210 Journalist Katie was ahead of her time:

https://onlyfeminists.com/2021/03/19/ dear-men-stop-working-out/

(remove space)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

211 What I'm hearing is the market for hot, young traditional girls willing to date older men is hitting all time highs.

Since the males their age are fagging themselves out.

Giggity giggity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (cSaKW)

212 If you all need some sexy time help Kaamna Bhojwani, the Columbia University-educated self-appointed sexuality expert, fee schedule is as follows.

1x50 minute session for $250
5x50 minute sessions for $1100

TLDR: classic internet nitwit influencer. Probably into crystals and oils too.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (5tVLs)

213 re 172: i'd bet that someone - let's call him david wrench - has been in the room many times his wife was having an orgasm.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (B1FKF)

214 Wait till they find out babygirl men are only into their waifu pillows.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (z/ifB)

215 They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.


Stand aside, kid.

Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (eaI2m)

216 "Want to get pussy? Well you better blow some dudes. Chop your dicks off. Take these drugs to blunt your impulses. Carry this purse. Be a fag. Or you won't get laid."

************

This is quite the upgrade from the earlier days of the same BS lie that women really "want" nice guys, which was really just a euphemism for being a pushover weenie.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (VTu1l)

217 On mash I could never figure out why we were supposed to like his version of Hawkeye. Really? He's what the wammens wanted... such a ladies man. Yuk. So not Mel gibson.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (OiAR7)
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Un-Feldman-like.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

218 198 Kids these days don’t want to look like a rock quarry that someone dynamited.
Posted by: Charles Bronson

Golf clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (OiAR7)

219
Yes! This article is a puff piece for Fag Hags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (rCNRf)

220 Meanwhile, trad wives are in fashion. That's not a lifestyle girly men can support.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (yeEu9)

221 Afternoon Ace
I don't care about any of that metrosexual crap but Renee Rapp looked kind of cute. I looked her up and she has ADHD, she originally thought she was bisexual, now she is a lesbian and contains "multitudes". I thought , I don't care, that's nice, guess that rules out a bj as you are a complete nutjob

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (oyVa+)

222 Let's them feel powerful, in control. And, it's not like owing a purse puppy that needs to be walked. In the meantime, it suits the babyish guys just fine (they're all into p*rn, real or A1), until they decide to take-off physically and/or mentally.

Probably why were getting the big influx of male border crossers, educated and non. What easier way to change the culture and the country as "the significantly increased status and power of Western women generally has not been matched by women elsewhere in the world." Palomar Edu., Culture Change, Global Ecomony

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So glad that hasn't been the majority in my life, family, community.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (GshMh)

223 In absolutely related news, the Army is cutting back 24,000 as they can't meet recruitment goals.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (cSaKW)

224
206 Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman.

Until someone has to kill the spider in the shower.

I've been told by a number of normal women that the most sexy thing is seeing their man working in the yard shirtless in the mid-day sun with a sheen of sweat only obtained by good physical labor.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (zCsy


And the perfect woman… is a man… strange days, indeed…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (b8NPg)

225 Heterosexual women -- especially Gen Zers -- are "rusting" (romanticizing and lusting) after men they consider to be "babygirl."

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As I've been saying since Bubba "Babygirl" Clinton and his WINO (Wife In Name Only) first darkened the White House over three decades ago:

The infantilization and emasculation of America proceeds unabated and apace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (SK2fc)

226 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

227 "Women Are Sick of "Toxic Masculinity," and Are Now Super-Attracted to Femmy Men Who Embrace the (Checks Notes) "Babygirl" Aesthetic..."

We went through this in the 70s. Women may say this is what they want, but they chase after and cheat with the bad boys. Then when they get pregnant with a bad boy's baby, they want a reliable nice guy to marry and raise the child as his own.

Posted by: iowaan at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (l4vI1)

228 This busty blonde cowgirl in a bikini top doesn't want a "babygirl:"
http://tiny.cc/gj54xz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

229 Something something Freddie Mercury - the gayest man who ever lived - thinks everyone involved in this is a Harley rider.

-- very mangled quote from an ancient Ace commenter

Posted by: Tar Bae at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (BvjxK)

230 223 In absolutely related news, the Army is cutting back 24,000 as they can't meet recruitment goals.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (cSaKW)

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"We met our goal by cutting our goal," is something I've never seen in corporate America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

231 why in the name of Zeus's butthole

Interesting and novel choice of epithet.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

232
In the spirit of "Babygirl" men,

I've started addressing beautiful women as-

Ya Big Lug

or

You Lop-eared Galoot

as in-

"Hey, Taylor Swift, you lop-eared galoot! Getcher fanny over here!

Women love it! Give it a try.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (nFnyb)

233 205 Feelings are like having children in the car: you can't put them in the trunk, but you shouldn't let them drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

*Very* well put. And good advice for both sexes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 12:43 PM (nC+QA)

Heh. I like that. Stealing it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

234 she's merely "Columbia-educated."

...

Is this doublespeak for did not graduate?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (z/ifB)

235 Men reach peak toxicity when they put on dresses and pretend to be women.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (xcrUy)

236 228 This busty blonde cowgirl in a bikini top doesn't want a "babygirl:"
http://tiny.cc/gj54xz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

Milk truck just arrive...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (wtvvX)

237 215 They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.


Stand aside, kid.
Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (eaI2m)

Get in line pal.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (OiAR7)

238 Hormonal birth control makes women want more feminine-looking men.

Look at what was a heartthrob 50 years ago and compare to today.
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And soy.

Asian boy bands were the canary to warn us ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (cSaKW)

239 Babygirls will be the first to be selected for the Great North American Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (LjgPm)

240 My takeaway from this is that the authors of this garbage want "babygirls" not necessarily the readers. Maybe some do, but anymore, when I see bullshit of this magnitude I automatically assume the writer/author/AI that generated this shit is the one that wants what they're writing about.

It's their "reality." Not mine. They're welcome to take it and shove it up their squeekhole.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (Q4IgG)

241 231 why in the name of Zeus's butthole

Interesting and novel choice of epithet.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

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It's from The Rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

242 >They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.


Stand aside, kid.

Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter


Pikers. I got this.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (geLO8)

243 If you liked Pokémon as a kid, you're probably queer now. And that's because most of the original 150 Pokémon were queer AF. now's a good time to look back at the ways in which some of the battling monsters were clearly not only battling each other, but also battling against the cishetpatriarchy and gender norms.

RELATED Why Pokémon Go Feels So Familiar for Gay Men

Clefairy worship the moon and the moon is canonically queer, so like, who gon' check me, boo? Also, they only travel in packs and talk to other Clefairy, just like queer people don't like to be among cishets.

Charmander, the baby gay. So soft and gentle. The way he whimpers "Char, char," you just know he loves his mom. And his little flame is clearly a metaphor for the burgeoning flamer he will one day be.

Butterfree Given the butterfly's long history of representing trans people, it's clear that Ash's Butterfree is the strong trans woman of the Pokémon world. On top of that, when you were playing Pokémon , Butterfree are there to help your team out very early in the game, just like our trans brothers and sisters are at the forefront of queer liberation.

Posted by: Intercepted Out.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

244 Since the males their age are fagging themselves out.
Giggity giggity.

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Them Russian tradgirls are meow

As long as you understand its a contract, you promise to take care of them, they in turn promise to give you a Bolshevik uprising.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VTu1l)

245 I see many cat ladies in the future.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VwHCD)

246 Yeah sure let me take dating and fashion advice from a clique of plutocrats who upend entire nations for a quick diddie kiddle. Great stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VoAdT)

247 Has Gillette introduced the Babygirl Razor yet??

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (JunzL)

248 I'm sorry, but I'm seeing "normalizing pedophilia" written all over this colloquialism.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (dIske)

249
Disappointed to only see it was a Presidential Primary in Michigan.

Anticipating today's thread, I called to my wife who was ahead of me headed to mark the ballot, "Hey, I didn't tell you who to vote for yet!"

The little old ladies were not amused.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (j4U/Z)

250
I've been told by a number of normal women that the most sexy thing is seeing their man working in the yard shirtless in the mid-day sun with a sheen of sweat only obtained by good physical labor.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2024 12:44 PM (zCsy

Ding ding ding ding.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (mw/zr)

251 >>Maybe this explains Pete Davidson.
Because nobody's ever needed more explaining than that guy.

Posted by: cpurick at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM

Pity sex happens.

Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (Q4KYm)

252 Interesting and novel choice of epithet.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)
++++
Nicolas Cage in "The Rock," I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (HnUIn)

253 Right. And this is why there was a viral short on Youtube of women downgrading men who were shorter than them.

Q: "He has the face and body of a 10, but he's shorter than you."

A: "Shorter than me? Then he's a 1."

The gaslight machine proceeds apace.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2)

254 163 If this is true, why in the name of Zeus's butthole is 50 Shades of Gray one of the best-selling books of all time?

The "billionaire" part springs to mind. I bet a lotta women would be willing to be pursued by a guy whose net worth has three commas in it regardless of how he dresses.

Posted by: Octochicken at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (oCS0o)

255 243 If you liked Pokémon as a kid, you're probably queer now. And that's because most of the original 150 Pokémon were queer AF. now's a good time to look back at the ways in which some of the battling monsters were clearly not only battling each other, but also battling against the cishetpatriarchy and gender norms.

Posted by: Intercepted Out.com Transmissions brought by the

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And I thought Pokemon was just a Japanese expression of yearning for the times when slavery was more acceptable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

256 > Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.

She never did anything for me.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (6OrcJ)

257 241 231 why in the name of Zeus's butthole

Interesting and novel choice of epithet.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

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It's from The Rock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)
_________

"Losers are always whining about their 'best.' Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

258 Gold Standard!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (QwWES)

259 According to Vogue Magazine, they are not murses any more, but "Power Bags".

Please update any references to J. Crew Messenger Bags accordingly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (a3Q+t)

260 >>>Has Gillette introduced the Babygirl Razor yet??

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM

Lady Schick.

Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (Q4KYm)

261 226 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

In a war zone......?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (OiAR7)

262 I see many cat ladies in the future.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VwHCD)



I've come to believe that Big Cat Litter has got to be at the bottom of all of this shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (eaI2m)

263 228 This busty blonde cowgirl in a bikini top doesn't want a "babygirl:"
http://tiny.cc/gj54xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

Cripes, Man. That looks like half a dozen tubes of silicon caulk.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (pohLc)

264 The real problem seems to be the toxic femininity that the left is foisting on boys and men at all hours starting at school. A man wanting to be called babygirl is no man at all.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (uvlyn)

265 This busty blonde cowgirl in a bikini top doesn't want a "babygirl:"
http://tiny.cc/gj54xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wow. Texas?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (9yWhg)

266 254
The "billionaire" part springs to mind. I bet a lotta women would be willing to be pursued by a guy whose net worth has three commas in it regardless of how he dresses.
Posted by: Octochicken at February 27, 2024 12:48 PM (oCS0o)

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"Oh, look at him. He's rich and sexy. I'd let him tie me up and do whatever he wants to me."

"Oh, look at him. He's poor and ugly. Stay away, creep. I bet he wants to tie me up and do whatever he wants to me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

267 175 Pretty obvious that by todays standards I would be undatable by all the fashionable girls..
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:41 PM (b8NPg)

Hell, I'm just plain undatable, but I'm learning to live with it. Way too much fucking damage for anyone to tolerate, let alone love. Plus not a young tall hot billionaire.

Posted by: Fashion shmashion at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (i/8eo)

268 I believe it was Helena Handbasket that posted the link to the Hindi movie Fighter. Which led me to Hrithik Roashan. Hubba, hubba, quadruple hubba.
http://tinyurl.com/y6erzrth
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (2NHgQ)


Maybe Murdoch has a point.

http://tinyurl.com/dsicn8s

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (GYIa4)

269 This busty blonde cowgirl in a bikini top doesn't want a "babygirl:

Nope. Too much.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (CsUN+)

270 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

Might very well want a sugar daddy though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (Ki//m)

271 Has there ever been a shallower group of people?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (b8NPg)

272 LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (FQmDC)

273 We went through this in the 70s. Women may say this is what they want, but they chase after and cheat with the bad boys.

***********

In the words of the illustrious wise sage Kelly Bundy from Married With Children:

"Let me tell you something about women. We're all liars and you're all ears."

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (VTu1l)

274 RELATED Why Pokémon Go Feels So Familiar for Gay Men

...

Posted by: Intercepted Out.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL. The "Queer" version of "Pokémon's for fags"

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (krQz2)

275 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

The original Hot Lips in the movie was hot. She looked exactly like a girl in my high school.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (ufFY8)

276 I watched a video essay that came to the conclusion that the book's insert character for its author wasn't the female being wooed by the billionaire, but the billionaire himself.

The author is the exact same kind of abusive and emotionally manipulative as the billionaire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

All I know is that if Christian Gray was poor, it wouldn't be 50 Shades of Gray, it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (/nCD+)

277 she's merely "Columbia-educated."

...
Is this doublespeak for did not graduate?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2024


***
If she had graduated from there, believe me, she'd trumpet it in print and from the rooftops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

278 @156,
"Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman."

Well, that's ok then, because according to these assholes, the perfect woman is a man.

Posted by: iowaan at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (l4vI1)

279 I thought , I don't care, that's nice, guess that rules out a bj as you are a complete nutjob

Posted by: Smell the Glove

So, Rule #1?

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (MsrgL)

280 238 Hormonal birth control makes women want more feminine-looking men.

Look at what was a heartthrob 50 years ago and compare to today.

And soy.

Asian boy bands were the canary to warn us ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (cSaKW)

In my experience, pre-teens/middle school age like baby faced, non threatening boys like Justin Bieber. Then they grow up and like men.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (mw/zr)

281 242 >They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.


Stand aside, kid.

Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter


Pikers. I got this.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (geLO

AHEM....

Posted by: Sweetdick "Clamhammer" Honeycum at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (wtvvX)

282 Who will all be placed in her Friend Zone after she gets to know them. Unless their name is Leonardo Decaprio
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM (JojsZ)


He has big wallet energy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (GYIa4)

283 278 @156,
"Yes, the perfect man today, according to these assholes, is a woman."

Well, that's ok then, because according to these assholes, the perfect woman is a man.
Posted by: iowaan at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (l4vI1)

=======

It's almost like leftist women have a dream of dominating all men, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

284 > Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.

--

Very odd looking woman, imo. In Race with the Devil, she really paled in comparison to Lara Parker, that's for sure. I think she's a big lefty too, but that's no surprise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (mupln)

285 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sally Kellerman >>> Loretta Swit

*in the Star Trek pilot as well, sigh

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

286 LOL. Sure sure, real people want to wear or look at people wearing the hottest runway trends; even before they went to "lets put women's styles on the male models"

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (3cGpq)

287 A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings or carry a purse to brunch at any point.

It's exactly what women want and men want to become -- the antithesis of toxic macho masculinity.


Bull. And shit.

In my experience, a 'babygirl' guy is the wimpy Spence Olchin, the sad homunculus who's the shoulder to cry on when the girl's buff, tattooed bad guy pumps and dumps her.

Lord knows I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am and I am not a 'babygirl.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (Q0kLU)

288 For the more masculine among us...and masculine appreciating, the largest tank battle of Desert Storm was 33 years ago today. The Battle of Medina Ridge.
It didn't last long.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (W/lyH)

289 268 I believe it was Helena Handbasket that posted the link to the Hindi movie Fighter. Which led me to Hrithik Roashan. Hubba, hubba, quadruple hubba.
http://tinyurl.com/y6erzrth
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 27, 2024 12:32 PM (2NHgQ)

Maybe Murdoch has a point.

http://tinyurl.com/dsicn8s
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (GYIa4)
__________

Little known fact: He has double thumbs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

290 In my experience, pre-teens/middle school age like baby faced, non threatening boys like Justin Bieber.

David Cassidy in the 1970s.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (YAtuc)

291 My late father had these words to live, and I still do:

No husband was ever shot dead by his wife while he did the dishes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (MeG8a)

292 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VwHCD)

Dude. No more cardiac scares you sumbitch. Seriously though glad you came through alright. You recovering well from the CABG I hope?

Posted by: No more dying morons. Jesus. at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (i/8eo)

293 Who freaks out screaming their lungs out, crying like they've met the second coming, over a boy band from England ?
---
You trying to get Ed Driscoll over here?
Cause that's how you get him.
It's like a duck call, he can't resist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (cSaKW)

294 According to Vogue Magazine, they are not murses any more, but "Power Bags".


You can call it a Gamma Ray Burster for all I care. It's a purse.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (CsUN+)

295 The little old ladies were not amused.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (j4U/Z)

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (ufFY8)

296 He has big wallet energy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (GYIa4)
++++
"Big wallet energy" sort of doesn't exist.

"Huge wallet energy," however, does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (HnUIn)

297 The original Hot Lips in the movie was hot. She looked exactly like a girl in my high school.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024


***
Sally Kellerman, also famous for Trek's second pilot.

Loretta Swit as Margaret was attractive, but not a Raquel Welch or (to fit with the '50s setting of the show) a Liz Taylor or Marilyn Monroe. I guess the deal was that Margaret was hot *in comparison to* a lot of the other women at the unit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

298 Hugh Grant was doing that shit thirty years ago, fuck off with all these sperms running around acting like they just invented the asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (VoAdT)

299 A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings



IT'S A TRAP! The second you do, it will be thrown back in your face every day.

Afternoon all. Late start.


Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (jftHt)

300 > > Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.


at her peak? Would.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (geLO8)

301 294 "According to Vogue Magazine, they are not murses any more, but "Power Bags"".


You can call it a Gamma Ray Burster for all I care. It's a purse.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (CsUN+)

If they called it a gamma ray burster they'd probably get more sales. And more returns.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (eYoxG)

302 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

The original Hot Lips in the movie was hot. She looked exactly like a girl in my high school.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Either a ball gag, or one of those gags that has her mouth open. Don't wanna hear the screaching. Young(er) Bif would have made her walk bowlegged for a week.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (MsrgL)

303 Ooo, torrential rain out there.

I'm going to regret not fixing the leaky moonroof on my car.

Posted by: spindrift at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (MqhXY)

304 But men who claim to be women so they can physically harm biological women in a sport are not toxic.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (xcrUy)

305 Here's a little toxic masculinity for myself and other 'ettes
[repost of Oil Rig Guy]

http://tinyurl.com/mr35akwz

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (1eY81)

306 They'll still drop their panties for Chad Thunderstroke.

===

Stand aside, kid.
Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter

===

Pikers. I got this.
Posted by: Dirk Diggler at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM


How you say, Pffft.

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (a3Q+t)

307 123 Everyone is a fag and their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 12:35 PM (oGkP/)


Very succinctly stated.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (xhfG9)

308 In my experience, pre-teens/middle school age like baby faced, non threatening boys like Justin Bieber.

David Cassidy in the 1970s.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2024


***
In the Sixties, it was Davy Jones and David McCallum. In the Fifties, I guess James Dean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

309 304 But men who claim to be women so they can physically harm biological women in a sport are not toxic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (xcrUy)

They're brave and empowered, helping to advance the feminist cause.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

310 why in the name of Zeus's butthole

Interesting and novel choice of epithet.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

I can't claim credit for that one. Nick Cage in "The Rock" said it, and I use it all the time around my minions. I also tell them "this is why animals eat their young," though, so maybe don't listen to me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (/nCD+)

311 Women Want More Men In Their Friend Zone.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2)

312 Loretta Swit was "war zone hot." To wheel off an earlier comment.

Otherwise, meh.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

313 "According to Vogue Magazine, they are not murses any more, but "Power Bags"".

You can call it a Gamma Ray Burster for all I care. It's a purse.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (CsUN+)
++++
A "power bag" contains a change of clothes, two extra pairs of socks, a spare pair of shoes, a decent amount of cash, vital documents, at least one firearm and associated ammunition.

And you don't typically carry it with you at all times.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (HnUIn)

314 Laura Dern had a bit of a Loretta Swit look to her…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (b8NPg)

315 291 My late father had these words to live, and I still do:

No husband was ever shot dead by his wife while he did the dishes.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (MeG8a)

But plenty had to listen to huffing, nagging and screeching about how they were doing it wrong.

Posted by: She'll shoot him afterward. at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (i/8eo)

316 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

--------------

A line that I still use to this day was when Frank got her a gift or something and, before hugging & kissing him, she excitedly exclaims: "Oh, Frank! You're SO above average!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (aiOam)

317 Posted by: Intercepted Out.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

That has *got* to be a troll that made it through the filters. I will need you to lie to me if necessary.

Actually, the bit about 'gays don't like/want to be around cishets' is interesting in that it shows the exclusionary impulse is not the one way street the activists claim.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (nC+QA)

318 290 In my experience, pre-teens/middle school age like baby faced, non threatening boys like Justin Bieber.

David Cassidy in the 1970s.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2024 12:52 PM (YAtuc)

Sean Cassidy, Leif garrett.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (mw/zr)

319 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)


Stuck halfway around the world with mostly a bunch of men?

Score moves up.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (xhfG9)

320 A lady friend of mine told me about a getaway at the beach party for about 8 women, 40-60 years old, all married to successful, normal guys.

They spent one entire evening partying hearty and dancing at a gay bar. I've also heard women in groups effuse about how great gay guys are, they are seemingly all, "in shape, really know how to dress, have great jobs, intelligent, great sense of humor, love to dance..."

Posted by: RM at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (urbih)

321
The best woman is a man
or
Babygirls

I be confused.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (Q4IgG)

322 Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (1eY81)

--

Niiiiiiice! Yeah, I'm going with this guy vs. some sunken chested, noodle armed "sensitive" feminine soi manchild.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (mupln)

323 Little known fact: He has double thumbs.


Pffffft.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (CsUN+)

324 A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings

****************

I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women, but now evidently you have to wear a dress and carry a purse too if you want to get laid.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (VTu1l)

325 But plenty had to listen to huffing, nagging and screeching about how they were doing it wrong.

Posted by: She'll shoot him afterward. at February 27, 2024 12:54 PM (i/8eo)

---------------

* The wifey has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (aiOam)

326 Lord knows I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am and I am not a 'babygirl.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Have you stopped calling chimney sweeps "hottentots" yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)

327 Gayest thing I've heard lately.

Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (ZGGD+)

328 Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (IG4Id)

329 "Oh, look at him. He's poor and ugly. Stay away, creep. I bet he wants to tie me up and do whatever he wants to me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)


OK, confess. You were shadowing me the other night, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (Q0kLU)

330 Women Want More Men In Their Friend Zone.



==


It's a trap !!

--Admiral Ackbar

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (V13WU)

331 I'm nigh convinced everything The Left does is either directly or tangentially related to Population Control. Anything and everything they can do to drive wedges between men and women is a primary driving force for them. The constant feminization of men is their key, and it's mainly focused on white men. The straight white male must be destroyed at all costs.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (PWI4f)

332 If this guy isn't babygirl enough for the young misses, that's OK, I'll take him:

http://tinyurl.com/bddv4eu5

More for me!

(image is watermarked)

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (dCxaZ)

333 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women, but now evidently you have to wear a dress and carry a purse too if you want to get laid.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (VTu1l)
---
Detachable testicles for purse accessories.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (krQz2)

334 That "sexuality expert" ran a travel service for moms before she fell into her latest gig.

She's a fraud, but not bad looking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (gSZYf)

335 Anyone who uses "toxic" today is a stupid fuckingasshole.
---
Now, toxica as to the Hispanics I date?

So, well: they're all a little Toxica.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (cSaKW)

336 I had to dig to find the actual quote from The Devil Wears Prada:

“‘This… stuff’? Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select… I don’t know… that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent… wasn’t it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry[ . . .]"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (D7oie)

337 As usual, the total opposite is true. Women are more miserable than ever before because feminism and popular culture has sold them a devastating bill of goods and because it's difficult within the social media ecosystem to come to grips with this truth.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (HSfjr)

338 "I'm not the world's most masculine man"

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (i7Q7S)

339 Some normal men are becoming a bit… averse… to relationships with the smart set women.. mystifying..

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (b8NPg)

340 Yes, Sally Kellerman.
I had forgotten her name.

I remember her being a cheerleader during the game yelling, "Sixty-nine id divine!"

And:

"Oh my God, they shot him!"
That was the halftime gun, you idiot."

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (ufFY8)

341 329 OK, confess. You were shadowing me the other night, right?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (Q0kLU)

======

I'm a bit closer to Massachusetts, but not THAT much closer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

342 A man who is "babygirl" comes across as sweet, charming, a bit bashful and seemingly in touch with their feminine side, ready to talk about their feelings

now *this* is really the trap!

guys pretend to be whatever they need to be in order to enjoy the sugar

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (dCxaZ)

343 Interesting fact:

Sodium Fluoride placed in water supplies across the US comes from China...as does most of the fluoride found in toothpaste.

China has a history of being "creative" in their fluoride exports that includes heavy metals that have no business being there, and independent studies have shown that it lowers the intelligence and child development of those who ingest it.

Finally, sodium fluoride has been confirmed to regress the production of testosterone in males.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Generation Z. They have shiny white teeth and the critical thinking skills of a retarded rock....but they all enjoy wearing dresses.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (dIske)

344
In the Sixties, it was Davy Jones and David McCallum. In the Fifties, I guess James Dean.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)


Jason Priestly from 90210 too. He was so pretty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (mw/zr)

345 226 Speaking of MASH, what is the 'Rons opinion on Loretta Swit? I always thought she was kinda meh-looking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

This is a great example of how women can use makeup to completely change their game. Saw her at an event in the early 80's in California after the MASH gig and could not believe how good she looked in person.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (j4U/Z)

346 I have an idea. Ace brand purses. Give one to Tay Tay plus $1 million and have her babygirl Trav-Trav hold it at the mall while she runs in to Sephora or whatever the girls shop at nowadays.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (2ovLw)

347 Observing the "femme" society from the periphery is (for me) most appropriate, a descent into that can of worms is a recipe for mental disaster.

Wonder what is to be done with it's adherents when the collapse is complete? With luck, it'll be found the influence far exceeds the real number of adherents.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (KATBx)

348 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women, but now evidently you have to wear a dress and carry a purse too if you want to get laid.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (VTu1l)
++++
And the new version will work precisely as well as the old version.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (HnUIn)

349 Loretta Swit always provoked a nauseous or queasy sensation in the pit of me gut, and a complete wilting of the member in me pantaloons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (pohLc)

350 The original Hot Lips in the movie was hot. She looked exactly like a girl in my high school.
-------------
Yes she was. I went to HS with a girl that looked exactly like Ann Margaret. She was a joy to behold.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (wrXPz)

351 Here's a little toxic masculinity for myself and other 'ettes
[repost of Oil Rig Guy]


It's a mystery to me that those guys still have all their body parts.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (CsUN+)

352 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women, but now evidently you have to wear a dress and carry a purse too if you want to get laid.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (VTu1l)
---
Detachable testicles for purse accessories.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (krQz2)

I recall back in the very late 80s a comedian doing a bit wherein he talked about after you're married, your wife carries your dick in her purse. It was pretty good...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (wtvvX)

353 That "sexuality expert" ran a travel service for moms before she fell into her latest gig.

She's a fraud, but not bad looking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 12:57 PM (gSZYf)


That's a man. Hips don't lie.

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (JunzL)

354 I'm nigh convinced everything The Left does is either directly or tangentially related to Population Control.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (PWI4f)
---
That's where I'm at, too.

Strenuous feats increase testosterone. They went men's ballsacks to shrivel.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

355 Aaaaaand sexbots continue their march into existence...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (uo9+F)

356 341 329 OK, confess. You were shadowing me the other night, right?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (Q0kLU)

======

I'm a bit closer to Massachusetts, but not THAT much closer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

The power of the cloud and drone technology.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (eYoxG)

357 Some normal men are becoming a bit… averse… to relationships with the smart set women


Not I. Smart women are sexy. Well, if they come with the rights assets. The smartness does add to the sexiness, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)

358 They've been training these kids for quite some time. My daughter was watching a Barbie animated movie about 10 years ago. Barbie was a musketeer character and her "boyfriend" was a prince. The guy was supposed to be a shy scientist type but came across as spineless and girly. So I watched the remaining of the movie with her and just ragged on the guy every time he was on the screen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (2fIO4)

359 Women are more miserable than ever before because feminism and popular culture has sold them a devastating bill of goods

********************

I can't imagine why, modern women can now eschew the crippling prison of staying at home under the care of a loving husband, in exchange for working for a soulless company in a 2x2 cubicle where the boss treats her like a disposable number.

Why wouldn't she be happy?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (VTu1l)

360 Wonder what is to be done with it's adherents when the collapse is complete? With luck, it'll be found the influence far exceeds the real number of adherents.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM (KATBx)
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They'll just age out, alone.

As the birth rate approaches South Korean levels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

361 I know a guy who pretended to enjoy yoga in order to get his wife

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (dCxaZ)

362 If you know the difference between taupe, fawn, and tan, you may be a babygirl.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

363 When Junior is old enough to be interested in girls, I think I've settled on the advice I'm going to give him:

1. Work out. Girls like muscles.
2. Be funny. Girls like to laugh.
3. Talk to girls like people.

Perhaps there will be an extra layer of, "Don't fall in love with a girl you've never actually spoken to," to settle in with the idea he should interact with girls, not remove himself from them and expect them to love him for his great niceness they never see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

364 A lady friend of mine told me about a getaway at the beach party for about 8 women, 40-60 years old, all married to successful, normal guys.

They spent one entire evening partying hearty and dancing at a gay bar. I've also heard women in groups effuse about how great gay guys are, they are seemingly all, "in shape, really know how to dress, have great jobs, intelligent, great sense of humor, love to dance..."
Posted by: RM at February 27, 2024 12:55 PM (urbih)


"And I can flirt all I want, shake my ass, flash my tits and nobody's going to hit on me! You go, girl!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (Q0kLU)

365 Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (IG4Id)

Gristle McThornbody
Bob Johnson...no, wait...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (XPM1I)

366 This bullshit was pushed all the way back in the Glam era.

Real women want masculine men. They'll figure that out sooner or later. Fuck the Press, they're the enemy of all humanity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

367 https://youtu.be/XRzlaW73-Mc?t=36

Sam Kinison on marriage

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (geLO8)

368 whatever. I'm still smashing that ass after i chop some wood and shotgun a beer

Posted by: Joe Kidsniffer at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (bCQL5)

369 As someone who isn't the most masculine of men, I approve of the neutered girlymen of today because, compared to them, I'm an Adonis.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

370 When Junior is old enough to be interested in girls, I think I've settled on the advice I'm going to give him:

1. Work out. Girls like muscles.
2. Be funny. Girls like to laugh.
3. Talk to girls like people.

Perhaps there will be an extra layer of, "Don't fall in love with a girl you've never actually spoken to," to settle in with the idea he should interact with girls, not remove himself from them and expect them to love him for his great niceness they never see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)


DO NOT FORGET RULE #1!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (JunzL)

371 Gayest thing I've heard lately.
Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 12:56 PM (ZGGD+)


Gayer than Liberace's valet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (eaI2m)

372 370 DO NOT FORGET RULE #1!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM (JunzL)

=======

That's a lesson for another couple of years later, I would hope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

373 Beware the walking-talking STD’s my son…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (b8NPg)

374 in exchange for working for a soulless company in a 2x2 cubicle where the queen boss treats you like shit because she is secretly threatened by the shape of your toned calves.

Why wouldn't she be happy?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (2ovLw)

375 355 Aaaaaand sexbots continue their march into existence...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (uo9+F)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

376 I just glanced over the Dredge Report for the first time today. Pic/meme of Joey Sundowner Bidet head locking DJT. No doubt, about it. . . . .Matt Drudge is a cucksucker extraordinaire.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & RINO Cucks at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (lPrlv)

377 Imagine being called a Babygirl if you are a dude. Then thinking its a compliment.

Posted by: DOYLE at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

378 Beware the walking-talking STD’s my son…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (b8NPg)
++++
Beware all unmarried women over the age of 25?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (HnUIn)

379 People have been pushing this same bs for generations. Girls have crushes on sensitive bashful guys. When they look for husbands, they want masculine men.

Posted by: brak at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (AR07F)

380 I know a guy who pretended to enjoy yoga in order to get his wife
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2024 01:00 PM (dCxaZ)


He was good in The Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (eaI2m)

381 I did bodybuilding for 10 years. Believe me, some girls still like men. My wife was not appreciative of my hobby.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (pohLc)

382 I’m calling BS. That “attraction” will last about 15 min., because deep down they want real men.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (OAOcb)

383 guys pretend to be whatever they need to be in order to enjoy the sugar
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2024 12:58 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (a3Q+t)

384 Zip zap and I'm up in heaven. Have it be today.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (ytSiK)

385 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women

Yeah, I tried that in HS. It didn't work, but to be fair, neither did anything else.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (CsUN+)

386 It's a mystery to me that those guys still have all their body parts.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington
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I just think he needs to remove his shirt so it doesn't get caught in any machinery.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (1eY81)

387 43
This is what I was getting at last thread. It needs to be understood. A whole damn lot of people simply do not share the core values of the group here. And they can't be taught or coerced into giving up theirs and adopting yours. It's already been baked into the cake.

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of Reality at February 27, 2024 12:24 PM (XaERF)
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We could leave the cake out in the rain ..... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when your DNA gets changed! at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

388 I cannot imagine a gay guy and lesbian calling me a babygirl and thinking "Winning!"

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (xhfG9)

389 2. Be funny. Girls like to laugh.


This. A good sense of humor can go a long way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (9yWhg)

390 Of course black guys get a waiver for having to become 'baby girl' for white Gen z females.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (MNhXM)

391 Pearl Davis, or JustPearlyThings on youtube, a 26-year-old chick, is quite a popular anti-feminist. She debates the grim-faced feminists with great cheer and charm and crushes them with facts.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (HSfjr)

392 Girls love a man un uniform who will douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire outside of a foreign embassy while yelling the slogan of a cause he believes in to his dying breath.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (2ovLw)

393 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women


Sharing my feelings about boobs never got me anywhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (9yWhg)

394 392 Girls love a man un uniform who will douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire outside of a foreign embassy while yelling the slogan of a cause he believes in to his dying breath.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (2ovLw)

=======

4Chan will run wild with this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

395 Low T for thee.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

396 Pearl Davis, or JustPearlyThings on youtube, a 26-year-old chick, is quite a popular anti-feminist. She debates the grim-faced feminists with great cheer and charm and crushes them with facts.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (HSfjr)
++++
It's good for periodic entertainment.

But facts are irrelevant and reality is optional. It will remain that way until - suddenly and catastrophically - it doesn't. But we're a goodly ways off from that point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (HnUIn)

397 I got friend zoned a lot as a youth.
Since I turned into an "old guy with his shit together" more than one are regretting that.
All those "hot" guys turned out to be no account bastards. Left them with kids and no support. Ruined their lives... etc. etc.
I find it funny as does my wife.
"I'm glad they did it. That's how I landed you"

Posted by: Reforger at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (KBU06)

398 390 Of course black guys get a waiver for having to become 'baby girl' for white Gen z females.
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:04 PM (MNhXM)


I wonder if “ It’s a Black thing baby… you wouldn’t understand”… is still a line???

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (b8NPg)

399 Be funny, be nice to other people and wear nice shoes. That's the three main things women base their decisions on.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (MNhXM)

400 The original Hot Lips in the movie was hot. She looked exactly like a girl in my high school.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 12:49 PM (ufFY


Sally Kellerman, IIRC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (GYIa4)

401 I doubt there are many young women in Wyoming, or Florida, or Texas that buy into this idea of masculinity. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2024 12:28 PM (I8RRu)

I can verify that here in Texas, both of my sons-in-law are masculine men.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2024 01:07 PM (7B5FA)

402 My Grandkids are all Gen Z and they are nothing like this...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:07 PM (Akjoo)

403 All I know is that if Christian Gray was poor, it wouldn't be 50 Shades of Gray, it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 27, 2024 12:50 PM (/nCD+)


E. Jean Carroll would be using it as an affidavit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:07 PM (GYIa4)

404 I scored my trophy wife by being the funny guy. I know it wasn't my looks that allowed me to punch above my weight.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 27, 2024 01:07 PM (ZV+pB)

405 DO NOT FORGET RULE #1!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM


This is wisdom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 01:07 PM (Wnv9h)

406 > I know a guy who pretended to enjoy yoga in order to get his wife

I'm honestly surprised it worked. If a new guy goes to a Yoga studio today, every woman there is wondering if he's gay or a pervert.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (6OrcJ)

407 Gayer than Liberace's valet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM (eaI2m)

Littlest Kidlet was playing oldies on a recent drive and one of the songs was Mr. Sandman. The girl's wishlist included hair like Liberace. Retroactively hilarious.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (nC+QA)

408 394 392 Girls love a man un uniform who will douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire outside of a foreign embassy while yelling the slogan of a cause he believes in to his dying breath.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (2ovLw)

Screw that. Women admire the guy that goes out and lights his cigar off that jackass.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (dIske)

409 I'm telling ya, the intended audience for this tripe is men, not women.

Part of the full-court press by the ruling class to create a generation of omega males they can bully into submission with ease.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (0FoWg)

410 @361 kallisto-this whole TradWife thing is a grift and BS too. Women pretending to be something they're not to land a sucker. Its gotten so bad they're called TradThots.

Posted by: JROD at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (IlL6s)

411 Them Russian tradgirls are meow

As long as you understand its a contract, you promise to take care of them, they in turn promise to give you a Bolshevik uprising.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 12:47 PM (VTu1l)

---------------

Divorced, wealthy, senior co-worker with multiple health issues is moving to Thailand to marry a pretty young thing less than half his age and whom he met online. [I warned him about potentially being scammed -- but he recently returned from a one-month visit, and she appears legit.

/I'll bet his kids are thrilled ....

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (pLFJv)

412 I remember when "talking about your feelings" was the only criterion to attract women
Sharing my feelings about boobs never got me anywhere.


We men do tend to be goal oriented.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (CsUN+)

413 I scored my trophy wife by being the funny guy. I know it wasn't my looks that allowed me to punch above my weight.

************

Same, my humor is what keeps me out of prison

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:09 PM (VTu1l)

414 DO NOT FORGET RULE #1!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 01:01 PM


There is iron in the words of Doof for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2024 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

415 @TheBabylonBee 6m
Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 01:09 PM (IG4Id)

416 I'll bet his kids are thrilled ....
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (pLFJv)


Yep. Always make sure your Thai Ladyboy isn't supporting a family.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:10 PM (eaI2m)

417 Sharing my feelings about boobs never got me anywhere.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:06 PM (9yWhg)

My favorite quote from I Married An Ax Murderer which I won't get exact was

Q: what do you look for in a girl?

A: most people say a good personality but I'm still going with breast size.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:10 PM (MNhXM)

418 There is iron in the words of Doof for all Morons to see.

Never not funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)

419 Beware the walking-talking STD’s my son…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 01:02 PM


And shun the contagious co-ed snatch.*

*with apologies to Lewis Carroll.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (Wnv9h)

420 I'm telling ya, the intended audience for this tripe is men, not women.

Part of the full-court press by the ruling class to create a generation of omega males they can bully into submission with ease.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (0FoWg)
++++
Yup. "Women want this? Okay, I'll do it."

And then boom, it's over. No prospects. Out of the dating pool and at loose ends with no potential for success.

In the best case, they become productive people who are slavishly committed to the state and associated complex that convinced them to commit walking suicide.

The undesirable but acceptable outcome is unproductive people who sit home with their X-boxes and porno and stay out of the way.

In the worst case, they snap and become rage monsters that the powers that be can hopefully use to advance the narrative.

But it's no-lose, until it all falls into atoms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (HnUIn)

421 343 @Orson, have you been conversing with General Jack Ripper?

I drink only bourbon and branch water.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (7B5FA)

422 Does this mean that every 4th week we get to be impossible to get along with?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (1bNHn)

423 Self-improvement is fascism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 12:33 PM

Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer; maybe self-destruction is the answer.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (UKWFA)

424 but he recently returned from a one-month visit, and she appears legit.

*******************

Man, risky, but I have seen happy endings as well, though I did find it was usually the result of the guy emigrating from the US to live with his wife in her homeland, where he's basically richer than Elon Musk just from having a normal income.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

425 True story, before I was married I would go to Neiman Marcus and wander around the women's dept. looking confused. Eventually an attractive woman would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" I would respond "I'm looking for my wife..." "What does she look like?" and then...
"I don't know, we haven't met..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (MeG8a)

426 From 1965-1975 Stanley Myron Handelman was the standard for manly entertainers.

Posted by: Masculinity Digest at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (V5BDR)

427 Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (pLFJv)

Thai women for the most part really are attracted to older men and are loyal.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (MNhXM)

428 This attractive woman in a modest swimsuit has an eye rolling laugh at women who need to "let 'em all hang out" in order to attract men for clicks and money. She's a conservative gal who was a former Biochemistry major and who now works in a hospital and is happily married to a Dr. who is about as far from being a "babygirl as one can get.

http://tinyurl.com/2xuvj7z5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (Ki//m)

429 Littlest Kidlet was playing oldies on a recent drive and one of the songs was Mr. Sandman. The girl's wishlist included hair like Liberace. Retroactively hilarious.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (nC+QA)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (pLFJv)

430 I know a guy that in his youth was the epitome of the Marlboro man. So handsome. Then I got to know him and he cries like a girl talking to me and my friends, I don't think he's handsome anymore, he just is. His best friend is overweight with red hair. He is one of the funnies people I know and my face hurts from laughing when I'm around him. He's more handsome to me know than the really good looking dude. Personality matters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (mw/zr)

431 423 Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer; maybe self-destruction is the answer.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (UKWFA)

========

I remember Ebert calling Fight Club fascist because...reasons?

Seems to me that blowing up large, corporate banks isn't all that fascist, but, then again, I've actually read the definition of fascism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

432
I recall back in the very late 80s a comedian doing a bit wherein he talked about after you're married, your wife carries your dick in her purse. It was pretty good...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2024 12:59 PM (wtvvX)

They don't tell the grooms that when you say "I do" you are agreeing to relinquish your testicles, self-respect and right to self-determination.

Posted by: It's in very small print at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (i/8eo)

433 True story, before I was married I would go to Neiman Marcus and wander around the women's dept. looking confused. Eventually an attractive woman would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" I would respond "I'm looking for my wife..." "What does she look like?" and then...
"I don't know, we haven't met..."


Wow, that's cheesier than the Federal Cheese program. Funny, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:13 PM (CsUN+)

434 > I scored my trophy wife by being the funny guy. I know it wasn't my looks that allowed me to punch above my weight.

I caught my wife's interest by being good at sports. But what really got her attention was when she beat me at a game and I was genuinely gracious about it. An embarrassing number of guys are very bad sports if they lose. It's good to be competitive. It's good to want to win. But you should be a good sport if you lose.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 01:13 PM (6OrcJ)

435 Man, risky, but I have seen happy endings as well, though I did find it was usually the result of the guy emigrating from the US to live with his wife in her homeland, where he's basically richer than Elon Musk just from having a normal income.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:11 PM (VTu1l)
++++
Keeping that income is damned hard. To really expatriate to a place like that successfully and maintain high living standards, you need a lot of actual capital. The income stream is extremely unlikely to be sustainable, even if it is initially portable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:13 PM (HnUIn)

436 Sensitive New Age Guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnKK4ULoMB8

I guess it was a time to rebrand them for a new generation

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2024 01:14 PM (ou9hh)

437 Part of the full-court press by the ruling class to create a generation of omega males they can bully into submission with ease.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (0FoWg)

Correct. The corollary of which is: virility is their enemy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:14 PM (HSfjr)

438 And so it was written, the femboys and their equally worthless women settled in their little testosterone free villages until warlords with functioning dicks slaughtered them all during the burning times.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 01:14 PM (VwHCD)

439 Sam Kinison on marriage

Dude was definitely funny.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (V8he0)

440 437 Part of the full-court press by the ruling class to create a generation of omega males they can bully into submission with ease.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (0FoWg)

Correct. The corollary of which is: virility is their enemy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:14 PM (HSfjr)

=======

I seriously doubt it's conservative young men who are getting roped into this crap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

441 Have a personality. Don't be a fat slob. Have a job. Don't be on your phone 24/7. How to meet chicks. Or dudes.

Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (ZGGD+)

442 This particular psyop has been running forever. We had to watch a video in elementary school in 1983 about how it's awesome when boys cry in public. More recently it was the "metrosexual" thing, but that term got mocked into uselessness.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

443 Trans Virginia state senator stormed out of chamber after she was called SIR by state lieutenant and up-and-coming GOP star Winsom Sears

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (geLO8)

444
she's merely "Columbia-educated."
...
Is this doublespeak for did not graduate?
Posted by: TexasDan


She watched Columbo episodes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (63Dwl)

445 So, does Pajama Boy have a harem yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (9yWhg)

446 Be a good sport when you lose at a competition to a female… unless it is arm wrestling… then move away, change your name…….

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (b8NPg)

447 Those Murdoch daughters, they're so babygirl.
👧💖👧💖

Posted by: Ben Dover, Babygirl at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (Eqssc)

448 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 01:14 PM (VwHCD)

I blame the 80's hair bands🙂

Just kidding. Sort of.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (MNhXM)

449 441 Have a personality. Don't be a fat slob. Have a job. Don't be on your phone 24/7. How to meet chicks. Or dudes.
Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (ZGGD+)

=======

Obviously, this advice is just for men.

For women, Brad Pitt should be banging down their door every day for the benefit of their presence. All women are the most beautiful. All women are superheroes. The future is female.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

450 So, does Pajama Boy have a harem yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Nah, but the chicks he orbits are all in other people's harems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (HnUIn)

451 This bullshit was pushed all the way back in the Glam era.
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Posion album covers were pretty gay for a bunch of dudes singing about banging girls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (cSaKW)

452 It's exactly what women want and men want to become -- the antithesis of toxic macho masculinity.

I'm not sure how much I buy this kind of article. A lot of journalism these days is propaganda. It's meant to push trends, but doesn't actually reflect them. At any rate, any civilization that adopted this view of masculinity would be conquered by one that rejects it.

Posted by: Babygirl Barbarian at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (2DpKB)

453 443 Trans Virginia state senator stormed out of chamber after she was called SIR by state lieutenant and up-and-coming GOP star Winsom Sears
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (geLO

And as I understand it, Sears won't apologize.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (HSfjr)

454 And as I understand it, Sears won't apologize.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (HSfjr)

Good for her.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (VoAdT)

455 The income stream is extremely unlikely to be sustainable, even if it is initially portable.

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In those cases moves CAN be successful if the employer is an international company and has a friendly remote work policy. I work for one myself and could up and move to Hong Kong without anyone batting an eye (not that I would).

If your career is more localized then it's obviously much harder to do so.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (VTu1l)

456 Part of the full-court press by the ruling class to create a generation of omega males they can bully into submission with ease.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:08 PM (0FoWg)
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While the non western world is creating virile men. I'd say it is a doom loop.
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make bad times (We are here)
Bad times make strong men

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (17s+e)

457 Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (geLO

*He*. Dude in a dress didn't like someone refusing to lie and flounced.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (nC+QA)

458 I just want a pony.

Posted by: Babygirl at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (V8he0)

459 Feminizing American Males is one reason Military Recruitment and Moral is down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (pVWRI)

460 Seems to me that blowing up large, corporate banks isn't all that fascist, but, then again, I've actually read the definition of fascism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

"This movie makes fat homosexuals who've produced nothing in their lives aside from mouthfarts about other, better looking homosexuals who play dress up for a living feel inadequate in their copious skins.

Definitely fascist.

Two thumbs down. Then up. My ass, that is."

Posted by: Ebert at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (0FoWg)

461 Noid

Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (ZGGD+)

462 But you should be a good sport if you lose.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 01:13 PM


This.

Posted by: Democrats at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (a3Q+t)

463 In those cases moves CAN be successful if the employer is an international company and has a friendly remote work policy. I work for one myself and could up and move to Hong Kong without anyone batting an eye (not that I would).

If your career is more localized then it's obviously much harder to do so.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (VTu1l)
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Yup.

Until you get laid off, which is more likely than not over intermediate or longer timeframes. Then you're in the local market at local payscale. Likely the higher end of the local payscale - if you got away with that move in the first place, you're probably pretty damn good at what you do - but the big Western money will compress toot sweet when it happens.

To really do it safely and sustainably, you need a big chunk of capital from the start.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

464 Or nood

Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (ZGGD+)

465 Girls love a man un uniform who will douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire outside of a foreign embassy while yelling the slogan of a cause he believes in to his dying breath.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:05 PM (2ovLw)
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New York Times, is that you?

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

466 I remember Ebert calling Fight Club fascist because...reasons?

Seems to me that blowing up large, corporate banks isn't all that fascist, but, then again, I've actually read the definition of fascism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Mostly because it was a fascist paean. Not in Ebert's understanding, but thug brigades 'bringing down the system' is fascism from bottom up.

You were awake during 2020's BLM riots, yes? You think for a fuck's sec that wasn't fascism in action?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (IG4Id)

467 It appears no one is planning on notifying you of the nood so I shall do so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (GYIa4)

468 Wait, Paul is actually interacting with someone in a normal manner?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (9yWhg)

469 > Have a personality. Don't be a fat slob. Have a job. Don't be on your phone 24/7. How to meet chicks. Or dudes.

When I was at college, there was a girl in the apartments where I lived. She got a lot of interest from the guys. Once they got to know her though, the interest fell off steeply. She had zero personality. Like a turnip in human form.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (6OrcJ)

470 To really do it safely and sustainably, you need a big chunk of capital from the start.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

Thailand only requires 25 k deposited into a Thai run bank to get resident status.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:20 PM (MNhXM)

471 "Please tell me you're making this up!
Posted by: Don Black"

They're making it up.

It's all marketing.

They think it's a thing they can sell to people so they're throwing it at the wall and seeing if it sticks. They don't care if it becomes a trend or just makes old people hate young people as long as it gets them clicks.

Judging by the comment section, it's working.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (ou9hh)

472 And as I understand it, Sears won't apologize.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (HSfjr)

She shouldn't. The Dalrymple quote comes to mind. The DIAD fully intended to humiliate her (which shows where being a black, female immigrant goes in the stack compared to trans) by forcing her to lie and deny reality. It's amazing how "Just be polite" only goes one direction.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (nC+QA)

473 Go to different countries and in one country the women are all over you, another one the women are scarce.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (J8LnB)

474 Like a turnip in human form.
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Vegetable Sex can be good, you know!

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (hWxEy)

475 Which one kills the bug?

Posted by: Weak Geek at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (TmkJ/)

476 Ever the contrarian... My wife and I have raised three GenZers 40 miles NE of the Twin Cities and make me look liberal. As an engineer I work with these kids and they make Millennials look like total pussies. Pretty funny stuff, actually.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 27, 2024 02:13 PM (klw0w)

477 Timothee Chalamet has a highly punchable face

Posted by: Rms at February 27, 2024 02:28 PM (1D8Fi)

478 Yeah, the bullshit on this story is so fucking high I can barely see anything else.

Hey dickwad Murdochs... Gen Z men don't want to even consider dating any Gen Z psycho females. They don't even want to have sex with them - and men always want to hit a nice piece. Or an average piece, or even a below average piece. But they don't want to hit this. That is how fucking damaged you sexuality fluid assholes are. Men wouldn't hit you with a 100 foot pole. They don't even want to be in the same room with you.

Rant off. Sorry. But really? Dumb asses.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 27, 2024 03:41 PM (GZYu7)

479 Liberal women want Liberal Men who hides behind her when a Mugger threatens them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 27, 2024 04:25 PM (wGqjj)

480 It's no different when it comes to fashion. They can try all they want to convince men it's cool to look gay, and it's what women really want. Men will not accept it, and never will. Again, as a business move, it's colossally stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

I remember some TV dweeb speaking to a men's clothing maker about how the industry represses men by making them wear plain colored suits, and he laughed and said you'd have to hold a man at gunpoint to get him into anything brightly colored outside the tie.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2024 04:55 PM (eoQWY)

481 This and those stupid nose rings will definitely keep me from chasing women half my age.

Posted by: rechill at February 27, 2024 04:56 PM (Q1LXu)

482 Ever the contrarian... My wife and I have raised three GenZers 40 miles NE of the Twin Cities and make me look liberal. As an engineer I work with these kids and they make Millennials look like total pussies. Pretty funny stuff, actually.
Posted by: Danimal28 at February 27, 2024 02:13 PM (klw0w)

Yeah there is a lot of evidence that Z is a lot less in tune with liberal crap than any generation. Hell, I admit that quite a bit of my early leanings were pushed in the right direction by hippies, Carter and his inflation, and Reagan fixing the economy. Kids learn when things go to hell right in front of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2024 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

483 It's exactly what women want and men want to become -- the antithesis of toxic macho masculinity.

I'm not sure how much I buy this kind of article. A lot of journalism these days is propaganda. It's meant to push trends, but doesn't actually reflect them. At any rate, any civilization that adopted this view of masculinity would be conquered by one that rejects it.
Posted by: Babygirl Barbarian at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (2DpKB)

Its 1000 percent lie. There's gobs of YT channels making a mint interviewing modern gals about dating and relations. They all want a tall, strong, rich fellow who will let them argue with them and not expect them to clean the house, watch the kids, or cook for him.

They are all mystified when the men like that screw them and don't propose to them, and when men on these panels tell them why, well they don't believe them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

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Posted by: czar at March 01, 2024 04:01 AM (rG/6w)

485 When the commies invade they can hit them with their purses.

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