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Biden: Republicans Like Speaker Johnson Are Worse Than the KKK
Also Biden: I'm Inviting Speaker Johnson to the White House to Persuade Him to Defend Ukraine's Border Instead of Our Own

This is what an Alzheimer's Charm Offensive looks like.

Karen Townsend from Hot Air: Biden says Republican lawmakers, meaning those who oppose giving money to Ukraine without defending our own border, are worse than Strom Thurmond and hardcore "racists."

From Axios:

"I've been a senator since '72. I've served with real racists. I've served with Strom Thurmond," Biden said at a fundraiser in San Francisco, according to a White House pool report.

"But guess what? These guys are worse. These guys do not believe in basic democratic principles," the president continued.

Biden said Thurmond did "terrible things," but "at least you could work with some of these guys," adding: "Time and again Republicans show they are the party of chaos and division."

Jazz Shaw: Biden's inviting four congressional leaders -- two left-liberal Democrats, the Democrat-aligned Mitch McConnell, and Speaker Johnson -- to talk with them about Ukraine aid.

In other words, Biden doesn't think he can pressure Johnson using his own force of personality so he's put together a Balanced Media Panel of three liberals and one conservative to bully the conservative.

The AP:

President Joe Biden will convene the top four congressional leaders at the White House on Tuesday to press lawmakers on passing an emergency aid package for Ukraine and Israel, as well as averting a looming government shutdown next month, according to a White House official.

The top four leaders include House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.

During the meeting, the president will discuss the "urgency" of passing the aid package, which has bipartisan support, as well as legislation to keep the federal government operating through the end of September, said the White House official, who was granted anonymity to discuss a meeting not yet publicly confirmed.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 Pretty standard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2024 05:31 PM (di6C2)

2 1

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

3 Likely not first.

Posted by: Catherine at February 26, 2024 05:31 PM (ZSsrh)

4 Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Posted by: Aaron Bushnell at February 26, 2024 05:31 PM (9yWhg)

5 I read the content !

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

6 "I've been a senator since '72. I've served with real racists. I've served with Strom Thurmond," Biden said at a fundraiser in San Francisco, according to a White House pool report.


[ Robert Byrd has entered the chat ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2024 05:32 PM (aD39U)

7 Johnson shouldn't go

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:32 PM (Akjoo)

8 Evil potato soup.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at February 26, 2024 05:32 PM (ytSiK)

9 Why doesn't Biden ever mention his buddy, Robert Byrd, when talking about racists he's known?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 26, 2024 05:33 PM (dZVON)

10 nuland was whining that ukraine aid is really benefiting american companies and why don't you want to help america, h8r?

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2024 05:33 PM (V13WU)

11 The desperation the establishment/deep state are showing to keep the money flowing to Ukraine is very telling.

The truth is they don't give a damn about Ukraine or the Ukrainian people. All they care about is not having what they've been doing in Ukraine for years exposed. It will bring all of them down.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2024 05:33 PM (LkLld)

12 I'm afraid they're gonna strong arm Johnson

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (Akjoo)

13 Strom was a Dixiecrat, never a KKK member, unlike Byrd.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (aD39U)

14 Scott Pressler has been tweeting the same message to Ronna McDaniels, asking for her plans to get out the vote. It's been ongoing for at least a year. He just suspended it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (USTAS)

15 Johnson should show up with a big foam dick stuck to his forehead.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (eYF7X)

16 "But guess what? These guys are worse. These guys do not believe in basic democratic principles," the president continued."

Johnson and McConnell should refuse to meet an demand an apology.

Oh. McConnell. what am I talking about???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (W/lyH)

17 That you, Strom?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (aD39U)

18
The appropriate response : "Nuts!"

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (+oR7L)

19 It came out earlier that the CIA has a dozen or so bases on the Russian border and are directly engaging in and directing the war.

So yeah, I can see why that money needs to keep disappearing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (hQeb1)

20 Every day I wish that bastard would stroke out

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (fwDg9)

21 Johnson and Jeffreys can fight it out, while the others sit back and sip their Geritol.

(Is Geritol still a thing?)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (1bNHn)

22 The top four leaders include House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.


Looks like Johnson is out numbered.
I have faith in him!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (W/lyH)

23
Z man believes in democratic principles which is why he's cancelled elections in 2024. Sorry, Ukraine, home of Chernobyl, but pack it in, you're done.

Unless you wanna have every male from 13 to 99 dead in the next six months. Boris Johnson approves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (nIvob)

24 You can't persuade a conservative to go along with leftism with an appeal to facts, because there are no facts to support leftism. You gotta appeal to something else, like greed or closet skeletons.

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (Sf2cq)

25 >>20 Every day I wish that bastard would stroke out
Posted by: Skip


Joe or Mitch?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (eYF7X)

26 7 Johnson shouldn't go
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:32 PM (Akjoo)
______

Biden's a pimp. But until this day I did not know Jeffreys was behind it all along.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (1bNHn)

27
Joe or Mitch?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (eYF7X)

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (Akjoo)

28 Also Biden: I'm Inviting Speaker Johnson to the White House to Persuade Him to Defend Ukraine's Border Instead of Our Own

Rachel Campos-Duffy walked into one of the NGO hotels housing illegals and asked a few questions. The workers there really didn't like that.

Not only are Biden and his flying monkeys not protecting the border, they're spending billions of taxpayer money to house illegals in secret hotels all over the US.

http://tiny.cc/df24xz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:37 PM (6OrcJ)

29 (Is Geritol still a thing?)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (1bNHn)


On aisle 3, right next to the Doan's Pills.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:37 PM (W/lyH)

30 MuhUkraine

Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (YofvK)

31 "To the Biden Commander, NUTS! The Republican Commander."

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (+oR7L)

32 What did I say?

I can't remember.

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (lZVy/)

33 On aisle 3, right next to the Doan's Pills.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:37 PM (W/lyH)



Across from the Metamucil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (aD39U)

34 Barisma still sending checks to the Biden Crime Family?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (fwDg9)

35 I've been a senator since '72. I've served with real racists...

Joey Biden, meet mirror.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

36 35 I've been a senator since '72. I've served with real racists...

Joey Biden, meet mirror.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

Funny how they're never the racists

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:39 PM (Akjoo)

37 13 Strom was a Dixiecrat, never a KKK member, unlike Byrd.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (aD39U)

Joey and Robert. Byrds of a feather.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

38 Speaker Johnson should bring in a globe, spin it and say, "OK Mr President, I'll support your funding request if you show me on this globe where Ukraine is. You have 30 seconds."

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:40 PM (W/lyH)

39 I sense that the aid package which includes money to keep the government running through Sept. includes huge amounts to cover the ongoing invasion. Why can't these separate issues be dealt with and voted on separately. Why is it always a "package" of multiple and disparate matters? It is always a blackmail con.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (7YG60)

40 If it wasn't for Black Draught and Serutan, I'd be permanently stopped up.

Posted by: Gotta Go! at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (V5BDR)

41 I have a neighbor who has the Ukistan flag and the trannie flag flying. He keeps changing which one is on top, which is hilarious. Wonder how he decides. Ooooh today Ukraine is the most important thing. And a week from now cutting kids balls off will be the thing. Then 2 weeks later back to the boys in Keeeeeeev.

Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (YofvK)

42 Good grief, I haven’t thought about Doan’s Pills in decades.

Posted by: Aaron Bushnell at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (9yWhg)

43 Does Joe Biden stand in front of a mirror and yell at the racist?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (sAmhv)

44 Why would anyone want to cooperate with that corrupt, senile, perverted old piece of shit?
Is Johnson confident he will be allowed to leave?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (xcrUy)

45 Johnson outnumbered 4 to 1 . Mitch will be playing the role of Tesio, bringing Johnson to a place he'll feel safe. Advice to speaker Johnson, wear a hard neck collar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (oyVa+)

46 33 On aisle 3, right next to the Doan's Pills.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:37 PM (W/lyH)


Across from the Metamucil.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2024 05:38 PM (aD39U)
______

Next to the Ensure Bars?

We took my wife's older sister out for her 40th. Then to our house for dessert my wife made. But for the SIL, we had an Ensure Bar on a silver plate. With a shawl.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (1bNHn)

47 You may not be interested in Learning 2 Code, but Learning 2 Code is interested in you.

Posted by: Vice Magazine at February 26, 2024 05:42 PM (krQz2)

48 "Time and again Republicans show they are the party of chaos and division."

We've got the chaos part down pat.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 05:42 PM (MvF+J)

49 Dear Joe,

Can you explain how and why "racist" applies to an objection to the Ukraine Hustle? How does that play out in logical terms?

While you're at it, can you explain how it's "undemocratic" to object to having vast sums of wealth hoovered up with no definable American interest at stake and sent to one autocratic kleptocracy or another? Was John Kerry an undemocratic racist? Jane Fonda? Can you explain those for me?

Or is it enough just to toss out "racist" and "undemocratic?"

And, Fuck You, Joe Biden.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 26, 2024 05:42 PM (QN7a1)

50
Johnson will be struggled.

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (krQz2)

51 A bill that has "bipartisan support" means either (1) GOP is getting suckered again to give into the Dems or (2) everyone's on the take.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (vDyah)

52 51 A bill that has "bipartisan support" means either (1) GOP is getting suckered again to give into the Dems or (2) everyone's on the take.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (vDyah)

Both

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (Akjoo)

53 Wow! Our four finest thoroughbreds in Congress. Now you’re going to see some shit get done!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (q2/In)

54 42 Off sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 26, 2024 05:44 PM (9yWhg)

55 At least the part of Biden's brain that knows it's safe to impugn the dead who cannot speak for themselves still works.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 26, 2024 05:44 PM (snyZJ)

56 Johnson should just tell the WH that since the president has been deemed incompetent to stand trial, the GOP will not negotiate with him, period. The house will ONLY consider stand-alone bills.

Posted by: TC at February 26, 2024 05:44 PM (cHOHf)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 26, 2024 05:44 PM (aD39U)

58 Johnson should just say: Hard Pass on the lemon party.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 26, 2024 05:44 PM (lZVy/)

59 Johnson should show up with a big foam dick stuck to his forehead.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 05:34 PM (eYF7X)
......

and change his first name to Richard.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

60 Johnson will be struggled.
Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (krQz2)
......

and squeezed.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

61
I think Speaker Johnson is in a good place. Able to flash the middle finger to anyone/everyone.

Dementia ridden precedents may not appreciate that ability. But it's real and spectacular.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 26, 2024 05:46 PM (nIvob)

62 Who thinks McCarthy would have already signed on to this mess. He was probably in on the grift.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2024 05:46 PM (3cGpq)

63 Sure, Joe is coherent enough to negotiate with Speaker Johnson.

But, Joe doesn't have to, because the other three will do plenty of browbeating.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 26, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

64 62 Who thinks McCarthy would have already signed on to this mess. He was probably in on the grift.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2024 05:46 PM (3cGpq)

Raises hand

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (Akjoo)

65 Johnson will be struggled.
Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 05:43 PM (krQz2)


They will set him down and there will be silence in the room. The others will stare at him. The Prexxy's CofS will bring in two envelopes. One will have pictures of Johnson's family. The other will have $100k in cash.
Now, which way will he go on the Bill?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (W/lyH)

66 >>It came out earlier that the CIA has a dozen or so bases on the Russian border and are directly engaging in and directing the war.

>>So yeah, I can see why that money needs to keep disappearing.

Been saying this for years, Ukraine was the source of much of the Russia collusion hoax and the CIA was the facilitator.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (LkLld)

67 Johnson should refuse.

Tell Biden he can come to his office if he wants to talk.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (VmBBt)

68 Speaker Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (vDyah)

69 7 Johnson shouldn't go
Posted by: It's me donna
......

he should think about baseball.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

70 "This is what an Alzheimer's Charm Offensive looks like."

Well said, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (Ki//m)

71 It’s racist if I oppose billions of dollars going to Ukrainian neo-Nazi soldiers? Interesting take.

Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:48 PM (YofvK)

72 Joe says it was Strom Thurmond who made him say that line about Indians and 7-11.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2024 05:48 PM (z/ifB)

73 the president will discuss the "urgency" of passing the aid package,

Incontinence urgency

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 26, 2024 05:48 PM (qW9k0)

74 62 Who thinks McCarthy would have already signed on to this mess. He was probably in on the grift.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2024 05:46 PM (3cGpq)


Oooh ooh ooh me, me, me.

Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:49 PM (YofvK)

75 I wouldn't want to be Johnson

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:49 PM (Akjoo)

76 41 I have a neighbor who has the Ukistan flag and the trannie flag flying. He keeps changing which one is on top, which is hilarious. Wonder how he decides. Ooooh today Ukraine is the most important thing. And a week from now cutting kids balls off will be the thing. Then 2 weeks later back to the boys in Keeeeeeev.
Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (YofvK)
———

His wife’s bull decides?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 26, 2024 05:49 PM (r+Ags)

77 POS > FJB

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2024 05:49 PM (5fDan)

78 How much does it cost these days to buy off the Speaker of the House?

We're going to find out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2024 05:49 PM (Q4IgG)

79 I wouldn't take the meeting with a line up like that. Either Johnson gets to invite who he wants to this meeting or don't engage. There will be no bi-partisanship at that meeting of three against one and Johnson should clearly point that out when he declines the invite. If he does go, here is the test on whether he can hold fast and not be badgered into some type of agreement that will again, screw over Americans.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2024 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

80 Even people like Al Gore Sr. were segregationists. But something about Nixon's "Southern Strategy" and all that gets waived away.

Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2024 05:50 PM (wMRY8)

81 > Been saying this for years, Ukraine was the source of much of the Russia collusion hoax and the CIA was the facilitator.

How long until we find out CIA knew about the Tucker assassination plot?

How long until we find out CIA directed the Tucker assassination plot?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (6OrcJ)

82 We switched,
Remember?

Posted by: Parties at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (YofvK)

83 Johnson needs to go in wearing body protection armor.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (xcrUy)

84 81 If that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)

85
Which one is the Sith lord? Biden,Schumer, or McConnell?

Johnson shouldn't go.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2024 05:52 PM (+oR7L)

86 Biden’s offer will be to only take 8% instead of his usual 10%.

Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:52 PM (YofvK)

87 Hey Johnson--don't meet without pre-conditions.

There's no point, and your base will be happier with you if you, say, go on Tucker's show at the exact same time rather than attend the dinner, than if you go to the dinner.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2024 05:52 PM (z/ifB)

88 So, how much of the graft will Johnson be offered?

Posted by: Bete at February 26, 2024 05:53 PM (tNNrR)

89 Hey Mon....... Putting the Dreadlocks and getting ready Jam for Ukraine. Ukraine be Jammin and needs some more Gunja to fight the Ruskies, Mon.... So You Racist Republicans in Congress I "Hope you be Jammin" to protect Ukraine's borders and not ours....

Posted by: Joe "Rasta" Biden at February 26, 2024 05:53 PM (Qfk4E)

90 81 If that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)



When you focus your hiring on mentally-disturbed individuals your performance results are decidedly mixed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (vDyah)

91 Something Republicans should hit on more is much of this Ukraine aid is just cash to shore up things like their pensions and other welfare programs. It's not just bullets

Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (wMRY8)

92 I don't imagine the Republicans have a Luca Brassa.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (xcrUy)

93 F$&king evil retarded clowns permeate.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (gxokI)

94 Joe says it was Strom Thurmond who made him say that line about Indians and 7-11.

Posted by: TexasDan

The one where Beau died valiantly defending Indians from the mobs swarming 7-11s during the gas crisis of the 1970s?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (LZ0gJ)

95 84 81 If that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)
----
I guess that's what you get for offering $4K to off someone. With the kind of money Zelensky has hauled in the last 2 years, you'd think they could have offered $100K minimum to knock off any Joe on the street.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (snyZJ)

96 Johnson shouldn't go
Posted by: It's me donna
......

he should think about baseball.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)
******
He should probably go for optics, since he's the SOTH. He just needs to double up on those testosterone pills.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (NpAcC)

97 I don't imagine the Republicans have a Luca Brassa.

Luca sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (vDyah)

98 Victoria Nuland was recorded years ago admitting that there are dozens of biolabs in Ukraine. That is 90% of the reason for all the panic. The kickback schemes were the other 10%.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (MeG8a)

99 @90 That too.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 26, 2024 05:55 PM (snyZJ)

100 I read that Biden is going to Brownsville TX on Thursday to view the situation and speak with BP agents. Bad theater.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2024 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

101 So, how much of the graft will Johnson be offered?
Posted by: Bete

Far less than a soul is really worth.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 26, 2024 05:55 PM (LZ0gJ)

102 As far as I can tell Speaker Johnson is a genuinely deeply religious man and a very decent fellow….. in fact I worry he’s too nice; too decent. I hope he doesn’t go to this meeting…. Or I hope he’s tougher than I presume. I’m not criticizing him or any deeply religious Christian…. I’m one myself and I’ll admit I’m not sure I’d be tough enough in that situation….they will attempt to bully him and appeal to his religiosity

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2024 05:56 PM (xT8gx)

103 I wonder what they will offer Johnson to turn?

Posted by: Beartooth at February 26, 2024 05:56 PM (LjgPm)

104 Will Johnson have to make a vow of silence regarding Joe's drooling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 05:56 PM (xcrUy)

105 that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)

----

All the people capable of such killing are dead on the Russian front.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 26, 2024 05:56 PM (tT6L1)

106 100 I read that Biden is going to Brownsville TX on Thursday to view the situation and speak with BP agents. Bad theater.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2024 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

Then he'll offer his EO and save Us all from the border crisis which wasn't a crisis till it got close to election time and it's Trump's fault anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 05:57 PM (Akjoo)

107 > If that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?

How many times did CIA try to kill Castro?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:57 PM (6OrcJ)

108 He's such a uniter our "president"

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2024 05:57 PM (FQmDC)

109 >>Victoria Nuland was recorded years ago admitting that there are dozens of biolabs in Ukraine. That is 90% of the reason for all the panic. The kickback schemes were the other 10%.

I think we'll find out the labs were a symptom of the problem not nearly the whole of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)

110 "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.."

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2024 05:58 PM (V13WU)

111 Slaves are made in such ways

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at February 26, 2024 05:58 PM (vDyah)

112 The first thing Speaker Johnson should say to FJB is, "I ask you to make a public apology to me and all Republican members of the House, today, for calling us worse than the KKK. I also ask you to promise you will never publicly say that again. If you refuse, this meeting is over."

Ah, never mind, decades ago Joe crossed the Rubicon of vicious, hateful slander of political opponents.

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2024 05:58 PM (5fDan)

113 All the people capable of such killing are dead on the Russian front.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 26, 2024 05:56 PM (tT6L1)
---
... and Russian.

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

114 The first thing Speaker Johnson should say to FJB is, "I ask you to make a public apology to me and all Republican members of the House, today, for calling us worse than the KKK. I also ask you to promise you will never publicly say that again. If you refuse, this meeting is over."

Ah, never mind, decades ago Joe crossed the Rubicon of vicious, hateful slander of political opponents.

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2024 05:58 PM (5fDan)
---
That sounds like when Trump asked Shroomer and Nanzi to call off the dogs. He even promised them progress on the Dreamers and infrastructure spending.

He would have been far less effective to conservatives had they taken the deal.

But being a lefty builds a sort of mental paralysis.

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 06:01 PM (krQz2)

115 Biden's gonna Biden, that's to be expected.

The question is, is Johnson gonna go? He should tell him to go F himself, but he's too nice to do that.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:02 PM (dGCAG)

116 "My offer for you is... nothing. "

Posted by: brak at February 26, 2024 06:02 PM (AR07F)

117 107 > If that's for real, why isn't TuCa dead?

How many times did CIA try to kill Castro?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:57 PM (6OrcJ)
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Several times, including one attempt in Call of Duty Black Ops

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 26, 2024 06:02 PM (snyZJ)

118 Do the dems send out the same talking points at 5 AM for the day to all the lemmings?

They are so organized LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:02 PM (PQ4m2)

119 How many times did CIA try to kill Castro?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:57 PM (6OrcJ)
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Not enough.

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (krQz2)

120 104 Will Johnson have to make a vow of silence regarding Joe's drooling.

Maybe Biden needs a Drool Bucket !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (hbjSA)

121 bidens Lincoln quote was just so inspiring

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (PQ4m2)

122 I don't think Johnson is the type to sell his principles for a bribe, but we will see.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (lTGtQ)

123 119 Ha!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 06:04 PM (MvF+J)

124 Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at February 26, 2024 06:04 PM (vDyah)

125 >>Do the dems send out the same talking points at 5 AM for the day to all the lemmings?

>>They are so organized LOL

Don't be silly.

Posted by: Journolist at February 26, 2024 06:04 PM (LkLld)

126 Do the dems send out the same talking points at 5 AM for the day to all the lemmings?

They are so organized LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:02 PM (PQ4m2)
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Their strategy relies on the progressive mental paralysis of leftism.

They don't back down on anything, they only double down.

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 06:04 PM (krQz2)

127 It came out earlier that the CIA has a dozen or so bases on the Russian border and are directly engaging in and directing the war.

So yeah, I can see why that money needs to keep disappearing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 26, 2024 05:35 PM (hQeb1)

Those were the reason for the invasion in the first place. The U.S. had advanced weapons systems on Russia's border, they told the U.S. "Remove them or else."

We did nothing. So they invaded. The "unprovoked" lie gets even more lying lie told by liars who lie.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (dGCAG)

128 121 bidens Lincoln quote was just so inspiring

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (PQ4m2)

++++

It was, wasn't it? LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (7YG60)

129 The first thing Speaker Johnson should say to FJB is, "I ask you to make a public apology to me and all Republican members of the House, today, for calling us worse than the KKK. I also ask you to promise you will never publicly say that again. If you refuse, this meeting is over."


I absolutely concur.
The rhetoric is getting out of hand. There is no place for that at that level of government.
But then maybe thats what the left wants.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (W/lyH)

130 Officials say gap not bridged in negotiation for hostages release
Israeli delegation in Doha says no progress made as Hamas indicates to mediators its refusal to budge on demands

Ok, no problem. Then die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (PQ4m2)

131 I hope Speaker Johnson says not only "no," but "blow it out your ass, no."

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (xRqRI)

132 I don't think Johnson is the type to sell his principles for a bribe, but we will see.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (lTGtQ)

I'm not concerned he will be bought. I'm concerned he's too "nice" not to want to compromise somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

133 128 121 bidens Lincoln quote was just so inspiring

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:03 PM (PQ4m2)


He can't even read the friggin cue cards

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)

134 JournoList is dead.

Posted by: CabaList at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (aD39U)

135 "Do the dems send out the same talking points at 5 AM for the day to all the lemmings?"

For decades now. There are ample supercuts online proving it.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (MvF+J)

136 Montec. Same here, new and approved rainbow flag with the additional tan colors, spirit folk or some such crap. Also, a series of Uke flag across the front of the property. Plus campaign signs for tester. Of course he's 2 doors away from a hate has no home or the or the other lame sign you see. The sad part, this is a very conservative area in MT.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (2NHgQ)

137 Do the dems send out the same talking points at 5 AM for the day to all the lemmings?

They are so organized LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Yes, it is called the talking points memo, and has been going out by email, and before that by fax. It has been going on since Nixon was in office. I thought everyone knew this.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (lTGtQ)

138 Our CIA tried to kill Castro.

It only took one Castro-defector to kill an American President.

So, how hard did the CIA try to kill Castro?

Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

139 I seriously doubt it matters what *biden or his agents, along with whatever the Speaker of the House mumbles will change the calculus of this one way or the other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

140 Not one red cent ...

Posted by: SecondCityLurker at February 26, 2024 06:07 PM (MEbkQ)

141 129 The first thing Speaker Johnson should say to FJB is, "I ask you to make a public apology to me and all Republican members of the House, today, for calling us worse than the KKK. I also ask you to promise you will never publicly say that again. If you refuse, this meeting is over."


I absolutely concur.
The rhetoric is getting out of hand. There is no place for that at that level of government.
But then maybe thats what the left wants.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 06:05 PM (W/lyH)

++++

That's what makes Biden's speech especially hilarious. Or, I should say, what he was attempting to say.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (7YG60)

142 Strom was that Vulcan who got Spock's chick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (63Dwl)

143 Somehow over the course of decades our country has been turned over to a permanent criminal class.
It is very discouraging.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (MeG8a)

144 Lying mutherfucker. Johnson has been asking for a meeting since he was elected speaker. Now that the biggest majority of illegals are going through Arizona and California instead of Texas, now he goes to the border. Truly a case of nothing to see here, man

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (J4YJJ)

145 Yes, it is called the talking points memo, and has been going out by email, and before that by fax. It has been going on since Nixon was in office. I thought everyone knew this.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (lTGtQ)

Yes, LOL, I know but the smart man would change it just a bit so he looks smart, not dumb like Fredo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (PQ4m2)

146 15 Johnson should show up with a big foam dick stuck to his forehead.

I apologize. I don't believe Johnson is that crude. Replace foam dick with big clown nose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (eYF7X)

147 Victoria Nuland was recorded years ago admitting that there are dozens of biolabs in Ukraine. That is 90% of the reason for all the panic. The kickback schemes were the other 10%.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (MeG8a)

We're not going to really know what's going on there for decades, if even then.

Point being though, whatever they're up to, it was worth it to squander more than $100 billion so far, and worth half a million dead Ukrainians.

These people, Nuland and the rest, are beyond evil.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:09 PM (dGCAG)

148 139 I seriously doubt it matters what *biden or his agents, along with whatever the Speaker of the House mumbles will change the calculus of this one way or the other.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

He had to do this because the media actually called him on it asking why he hadn't had a meeting with Johnson. He mumbled something like he'd be glad to talk to Johnson if Johnson had something worth saying or some sort of insult.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (Akjoo)

149 I'm getting a puppy!

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (PzBTm)

150 Our CIA tried to kill Castro.

Ah, to go back to those halcyon times when the CIA tried to accomplish things that were actually in America's interests, even if they usually managed to fuck it up. At least their intentions used to be good.

Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (vDyah)

151 VA Lt Gov Winsome Sears accidentally correctly gendered a tranny Senator. The tranny Senator stormed out.

http://tiny.cc/1h24xz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (6OrcJ)

152 Not a good day for Ole Joe. Went downstairs to take my Dementia Meds and some practical joker switched the meds with 10,000 MG Viagra pills. Really cannot work for another couple of days because the blood flow to my brain is now going down to Willie. Well gotta go for Ice Cream and see you in a couple of days.. I think TRUMP did it !!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (s+cGt)

153 So holding up foreign aid to Ukraine is ok to get the guy prosecuting your son's company fired, but doing it to help America is anti Democratic?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 26, 2024 06:11 PM (z+89e)

154 151 VA Lt Gov Winsome Sears accidentally correctly gendered a tranny Senator. The tranny Senator stormed out.

http://tiny.cc/1h24xz
Posted by: bonhomme a


I would have preferred if she had pulled out her SBR and mag dumped him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 06:12 PM (eYF7X)

155 153 So holding up foreign aid to Ukraine is ok to get the guy prosecuting your son's company fired, but doing it to help America is anti Democratic?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 26, 2024 06:11 PM (z+89e)

Hear say... Oh wait, we have video of that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2024 06:12 PM (Akjoo)

156 Joe or Mitch?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 05:36 PM (eYF7X)

Embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Snodghag at February 26, 2024 06:13 PM (9ruL9)

157 Our CIA tried to kill Castro.

It only took one Castro-defector to kill an American President.

So, how hard did the CIA try to kill Castro?
Posted by: Axeman at February 26, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

All the attempts on Castro, they show how poorly CIA operates on foreign soil.

Killing JFK (and RFK and MLK and others) is easy to do. They do their best work on U.S. soil.

And L.H. Oswald was a CIA man too, even though he didn't kill JFK. He was, as he said, a patsy. Put there to take the blame, while others in the agency fired the fatal head shot.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

158 153 Pithy!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 06:13 PM (MvF+J)

159 42 Good grief, I haven’t thought about Doan’s Pills in decades.

Posted by: Aaron Bushnell at February 26, 2024 05:41 PM (9yWhg)

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Dr. Mackenzies Veinoids

Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to the forehead .... wait at February 26, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

160 When the time of the meeting is known, we should try to hold Speaker Johnson in our prayers for that time. He needs all the help he can get.

Posted by: Wenda at February 26, 2024 06:14 PM (IaGYs)

161 Why would anyone want to kill Castro Motor Oil Company ????

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:14 PM (hbjSA)

162 I'm getting a puppy!

Does it come with a pony?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 26, 2024 06:14 PM (V8he0)

163 1972: the year that george wallace endorsed george mcgovern

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:15 PM (B1FKF)

164 Ah, to go back to those halcyon times when the CIA tried to accomplish things that were actually in America's interests, even if they usually managed to fuck it up. At least their intentions used to be good.

Not so much anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 06:10 PM (vDyah)

It's always been true, the CIA was/is two separate entities. There are those who think their job is to engage on foreign soil, in "America's interests." They were always underfunded, overworked, and outmaneuvered by the commies, every step of the way.

Then there were the domestic operators, not just killing American presidents and candidates and civil rights leaders, but also conducting weird experiments on poor saps who get in their clutches, spying on U.S. citizens, by having operatives in EVERY aspect of American society.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

165 I supported Strom when he was a "Dixiecrat"....

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:17 PM (hbjSA)

166 hey, help me here: who was the crazy irish woman with the jewish sounding name? you'd see her on the political talk shows for a while.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:18 PM (B1FKF)

167 154 151 VA Lt Gov Winsome Sears accidentally correctly gendered a tranny Senator. The tranny Senator stormed out.

http://tiny.cc/1h24xz
Posted by: bonhomme a

I would have preferred if she had pulled out her SBR and mag dumped him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 06:12 PM (eYF7X)
_______
In the future, remember to do this just before a close vote.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2024 06:18 PM (1bNHn)

168 Be nice if Spkr Johnson nuts-up, opens his pocket copy of the Constitution, and asks Biden to show him where Foreign Aid - the redistribution of American tax dollars to a foreign country - is authorized. Spolier alert: It is not. NO Constitutional foundation or authorization exists for foreign aid. PERIOD.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at February 26, 2024 06:19 PM (NX5U7)

169 All the windows open today for the first time in months. Cats approve.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 06:19 PM (MvF+J)

170 Calling Republicans worse the Democratic Party KKK almost seems worse than a mean tweet.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:20 PM (xcrUy)

171 166 Honeybunch Kaminski?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at February 26, 2024 06:20 PM (MvF+J)

172 160 When the time of the meeting is known, we should try to hold Speaker Johnson in our prayers for that time. He needs all the help he can get.
Posted by: Wenda at February 26, 2024 06:14 PM (IaGYs)

I'm assuming the reason it's 4 on 1 is b/c it will be 3 on 1. I expect Biden to be sitting on a couch eating ice cream while the other 3 Uniparty members put the full court press on Johnson. He's got little power and wiggle room right now b/c of the Uniparty and the 2 votes, but we'll see what he can do...keep expectations reasonable. It's hard for anyone to stand alone against the enemy.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2024 06:20 PM (exHjb)

173 Gah, we've been more or less completely unmoored from the Constitution for a century.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (MeG8a)

174 Was James J. Angleton crazy, not crazy enough or a stooge? I think he was a willing stooge.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (IG7T0)

175 I was just reading the last thread, and I realize that all I really want to see is a movie where a feminized society is completely run by women, and some guy walks in and he's just a total thug, but they can't help but be attracted to him. And so in return he burns down their buildings and kills most of them and destroys their society and walks away smiling, the end.

oh wait, that's Zardoz. Maybe I'll watch that tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (i9ffA)

176 Then there were the domestic operators, not just killing American presidents and candidates and civil rights leaders, but also conducting weird experiments on poor saps who get in their clutches, spying on U.S. citizens, by having operatives in EVERY aspect of American society.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)
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"Hey! If we don't try new tactics and strategies on Americans, how will we know if they work on foreign enemies?"

Posted by: The CIA at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

177 re 171: no, that was pro junior's girlfriend

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (B1FKF)

178
[consults notecard]

Look, Jack, I've worked with KKK guys...

[ad libs]

You guys, are worse than Robert Byrd!

Posted by: Joey at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

179 president will discuss the "urgency" of passing the


Feces passing through his colon.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (ufFY8)

180 15 Johnson should show up with a big foam dick stuck to his forehead.

I apologize. I don't believe Johnson is that crude. Replace foam dick with big clown nose.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2024 06:08 PM (eYF7X)
.......

Can't he wear both?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

181 There was a article (American Thinker? ) how at a point in time the security bureaucracy changed from watching foreign people and went to watching Americans

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (fwDg9)

182 It would be cool if a brawl erupts.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (xcrUy)

183 I was just reading the last thread, and I realize that all I really want to see is a movie where a feminized society is completely run by women, and some guy walks in and he's just a total thug, but they can't help but be attracted to him. And so in return he burns down their buildings and kills most of them and destroys their society and walks away smiling, the end.

oh wait, that's Zardoz. Maybe I'll watch that tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (i9ffA)
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People make fun of that movie because of Sean Connery's ridiculous costume, but there is surprising depth and complexity to it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (BpYfr)

184 Oughta put Scott Pressler in charge of the RNC.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 26, 2024 06:23 PM (QwWES)

185 So Trumps next NYC trial has not even started yet and they are trying to gag him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2024 06:23 PM (PQ4m2)

186 184 Oughta put Scott Pressler in charge of the RNC.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 26, 2024 06:23 PM (QwWES)

Then we'd be trying to win.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2024 06:23 PM (exHjb)

187 re 183: charlotte rampling naked in playboy from that movie. c 1971?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (B1FKF)

188 It would be cool if a brawl erupts.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (xcrUy)
.......

Flying metal chairs.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

189 hey, help me here: who was the crazy irish woman with the jewish sounding name? you'd see her on the political talk shows for a while.
Posted by: gnats l
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Sinead O'Connor?

Posted by: Joey at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (XeU6L)

190 Biden doing so great, why an't he on a box of Wheaties?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (J8LnB)

191 Senate aide under investigation for giving $30,000 in sniper equipment to Ukraine soldiers during multiple trips to the front line

https://mol.im/a/13127003

Who paid for the trips? Taxpayers!
Spcifically which Senate account?

Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to the forehead .. at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (qfLjt)

192 re 185: he says mean things

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (B1FKF)

193 Posted by: bonhomme

I like Winsome Sears, and I believe her when she says "By the grace of God..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2024 06:25 PM (Ki//m)

194 re 190: or froot loops.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2024 06:25 PM (B1FKF)

195 "The first thing Speaker Johnson should say to FJB is, "I ask you to make a public apology to me and all Republican members of the House, today, for calling us worse than the KKK. I also ask you to promise you will never publicly say that again. If you refuse, this meeting is over.""

this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 26, 2024 06:26 PM (QwWES)

196 If Speaker Johnson is the GOPe Cuck that I firmly believe he is, he will fold like a cheap patio chair and soon.

At least his predictable behavior will help finish off the despised GOPe and most of the Republican Party earlier than I hoped. They deserve nothing but disgust and hate from their disenchanted base. Count me in.

FUCK YOU, GOP. You gave away our nation in 2020 and I want to watch your party wither to nothing. Everything we are living under is your fault.
Go now and sell us out, like we know you will. And afterwards, just go away for good.

Posted by: Tracy at February 26, 2024 06:27 PM (Z+Z7j)

197 Pressler has met Trump and Don Jr. not a few of us would like to see him run the GOTV efforts. He's very positive and effective.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2024 06:27 PM (USTAS)

198 Probably a breakfast cereal in Ukraine called Biden Chunks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (J8LnB)

199 taxpayer money to house illegals in secret hotels all over the US.

http://tiny.cc/df24xz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2024 05:37 PM (6OrcJ)

That was interesting.
Plus, the reporterette had some junk in her trunk.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (ufFY8)

200 It would be cool if a brawl erupts.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (xcrUy)
.......

Flying metal chairs.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
***

Flying body slams off the Resolute Desk!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (W/lyH)

201 97 I don't imagine the Republicans have a Luca Brassa.

Luca sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2024 05:54 PM (vDyah)
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Luca Brazzi

Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to the tush at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (qfLjt)

202 181 There was a article (American Thinker? ) how at a point in time the security bureaucracy changed from watching foreign people and went to watching Americans

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (fwDg9)


Happened when the Intelligence Community concluded foreigners would never be a threat to the IC's rice bowls. And that their employers and the voters could be.

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (5fDan)

203 Flying metal chairs.

Suplex from the top turnbuckle!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (VMFAF)

204 Don't forget Joe was a bare knuckles champion.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:30 PM (xcrUy)

205 "Hey! If we don't try new tactics and strategies on Americans, how will we know if they work on foreign enemies?"
Posted by: The CIA at February 26, 2024 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

True story, CIA used to train up agents to go infiltrate Soviet society, and when they were "ready," they'd have the agent go meet one of their contacts in Mother Roooshia.

Except the contact was KGB. So as soon as the agent got there, they'd take him into custody and kill him. Then the "contact" would reach out to Langley and say "the new agent is working out swell, send more agents!"

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

206 I think they are done screwing with my internet finally tonight

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

207 196 If Speaker Johnson is the GOPe Cuck that I firmly believe he is, he will fold like a cheap patio chair and soon."

Johnson has already stood up to more than any Speaker since Gingrich, so I don't think he deserves quite the scorn. He's the reason the border farce blew up after all; GOP Senators walked away from it when Johnson called them out on it. And they all expected to vote for the Ukraine bill right away, McCarthy would have. He hasn't yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2024 06:31 PM (i9ffA)

208 7 Johnson shouldn't go

Posted by: It's me donna
----------------------------

He should go or they will make a big deal out of him not caring. However, he should have a trusted witness with him at all times and be sure to avoid cubbyholes and nitches.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 26, 2024 06:31 PM (lEfwZ)

209 Don't forget Joe was a bare knuckles champion.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:30 PM

Dude...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dick at February 26, 2024 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)

210 Trump posted this new Joe Biden/Nancy Pelosi commercial for Visiting Angels:

http://tinyurl.com/rm2uk46s

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2024 06:32 PM (woPEM)

211 "Don't forget Joe was a bareknuckles champion."

CornPop's real name was Jack Johnson.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2024 06:33 PM (f45Vt)

212 True story, CIA used to train up agents to go infiltrate Soviet society, and when they were "ready," they'd have the agent go meet one of their contacts in Mother Roooshia.

Except the contact was KGB. So as soon as the agent got there, they'd take him into custody and kill him. Then the "contact" would reach out to Langley and say "the new agent is working out swell, send more agents!"
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)
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I can believe the CIA is that dumb.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

213 Ooh, yeah, alright We're jammin'
I wanna jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin' And I hope you like jammin' too

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can get Trump anyhow
I'n'I will see you through
'Cause everyday we pay the price, we're the living sacrifice Jammin' till the jam is through

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow. We can be bought nor sold by Ukraine
We all defend the scam; Jah - Jah Transgenders must unite. Your life is worth much more when you vote Democrat

We're jammin' (Jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of are Lord Obama
We're jammin' (Jammin', jammin', jammin')

Yeah, we're — we're jammin' (Wotcha-wa)
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (Wotcha-wa)
See, I wanna jam it up you through higher taxes

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:33 PM (hbjSA)

214

will tapioca be served, Joe loves tapioca.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 26, 2024 06:33 PM (et1vG)

215 198 Probably a breakfast cereal in Ukraine called Biden Chunks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (J8LnB)

Sounds like a nasty ice cream.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

216 I'm increasingly of the opinion that we won't make it to the November election, or maybe that we will but the aftermath will be pure chaos and violence.

The rhetoric keeps ramping up and the left shows no signs of compunction or contrition at all. They want war. They might get it.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2024 06:34 PM (oqH4h)

217 215 198 Probably a breakfast cereal in Ukraine called Biden Chunks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (J8LnB)

Sounds like a nasty ice cream.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Or what comes out of your mouth AFTER you eat it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

218 In the USA, the big CIA, Speaker Johnson,
The Bloods and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Rayciss democrat at February 26, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

219 Maybe Joe falls down because he smokes too much......

Gunja

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 26, 2024 06:36 PM (rcLES)

220 215 198 Probably a breakfast cereal in Ukraine called Biden Chunks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (J8LnB)

Sounds like a nasty ice cream.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Or what comes out of your mouth AFTER you eat it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)
---
My cat spewed up Biden Chunks after her dinner tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:37 PM (BpYfr)

221 219 Maybe Joe falls down because he smokes too much......

Gunja

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 26, 2024 06:36 PM (rcLES)

More like his brain starts smoking.
https://youtu.be/TMDjfN5muls

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

222 220 215 198 Probably a breakfast cereal in Ukraine called Biden Chunks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (J8LnB)

Sounds like a nasty ice cream.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Or what comes out of your mouth AFTER you eat it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)
---
My cat spewed up Biden Chunks after her dinner tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:37 PM (BpYfr)

Exactly. Where they extra hairy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

223 Biden is taping a segment with Seth Meyers/Late Night while in NYC today. Before heading off to a campaign event.

Posted by: beckster at February 26, 2024 06:38 PM (GbGY3)

224 When you act like pussies, you get treated accordingly.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2024 06:39 PM (Aoykm)

225 I did not have sex with that guy..... Mr. Zelenskyy

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:39 PM (rcLES)

226 Don't forget Joe was a bare knuckles champion.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:30 PM
.......

He will take you out behind the high school gym and beat the hell out of you.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

227 Jake Sucio, how in the world are ya? !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4YJJ)

228 Biden is taping a segment with Seth Meyers/Late Night while in NYC today. Before heading off to a campaign event.
Posted by: beckster at February 26, 2024 06:38 PM (GbGY3)
----
I'm willing to bet FJB has a bigger audience at the segment taping than he does at the live campaign event.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

229 "If we're going to have Joe do an interview, we need someone even dumber than he is. Let's call Joy Reid."
"Sorry. Unemployed."
"Well shit. That only leaves Seth Meyers."

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2024 06:40 PM (f45Vt)

230 Jak, dammit

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4YJJ)

231 Hello darlin' been working too much and drinking to little.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 26, 2024 06:41 PM (Aoykm)

232 219 Maybe Joe falls down because he smokes too much......

Gunja

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 26, 2024 06:36 PM (rcLES)


Ever night, every member of the Dem-Media complex prays to Satan that Joe doesn't break a hip in a fall, or walks so badly and slowly he needs to be transported to/from Air Force 1 and Marine 1 in a golf cart.

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2024 06:41 PM (5fDan)

233 Just the other day I was talking to Che Guevera (AOC' s Uncle) and he said go to Havana and talk to Fidel about starting revolutions.. God's Truth...Just ask Angelo on Amtrak.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2024 06:41 PM (rcLES)

234
Don't go and be labelled a obstructionist.

Go and be labelled a collaborator.

How about a face-time meeting, broadcast nationally in the interest of open government?

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2024 06:43 PM (j4U/Z)

235 Basically, Johnson needs to go into the meeting and tell the assembled that Ukraine funding is not a priority of the house and that if the White House wants to fund Ukraine, then they can draw down from the executive branch's various slush funds to fund the Uniparties war.

Then put a Cockatoo on his shoulder and boogie on out to some funk music.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2024 06:43 PM (XV/Pl)

236 71 It’s racist if I oppose billions of dollars going to Ukrainian neo-Nazi soldiers? Interesting take.
Posted by: Montec at February 26, 2024 05:48 PM (YofvK)

------------

No they are worse than racist because they sow division and chaos.

Never mind the years of division and chaos the Dems and Feds have been sowing over Trump.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 26, 2024 06:44 PM (++4z6)

237 It would be cool if a brawl erupts.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2024 06:22 PM (xcrUy)
.......

Flying metal chairs.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2024 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
***

Flying body slams off the Resolute Desk!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2024 06:28 PM (W/lyH)


An Indian shoots out the lights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2024 06:45 PM (vDyah)

238 We'll just wave enough money under his nose and Johnson will fold like a cheap suit.

Be sure to tune in to Sean Hannity this week as explains why you should support this as he discusses it with his good friend Sen. Lindsay Graham!

Posted by: GOP at February 26, 2024 06:45 PM (PWI4f)

239 I'm willing to bet FJB has a bigger audience at the segment taping than he does at the live campaign event.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2024 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

Yes, Seth Myers is huge, and won't stand for edits in the taping of these important remarks.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2024 06:47 PM (j4U/Z)

240 I imagine Speaker Johnson is feeling a little like Daniel at the moment

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2024 06:49 PM (J4YJJ)

241 Somebody should ask Biden innocently, How is Obama doing?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2024 06:52 PM (J8LnB)

242 NOOD Sonia (Sotomayor)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

243 I missed the Disney thread but I'm reading that film president Sean Bailey is out. Resigned or fired.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 26, 2024 06:54 PM (MeG8a)

244 Wow. Top four powerful legislators meeting in a bipartisan moment.

Wonder if any of them might bring up 25th Amendment?

Posted by: TmjUtah at February 26, 2024 07:03 PM (20ZCz)

245 Fuckoff you racist motherfucker.

Why can't we just get along?

Can I borrow $20?

Posted by: Biden making friends at February 26, 2024 07:35 PM (mvURQ)

246 Biden with Strom Thurmond--link in URL

Cracka, please.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 26, 2024 07:46 PM (VJyST)

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