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Colorado Town Declares Itself a No-Sanctuary City

"No room," they tell illegal aliens.

But -- but -- the poem on the Statue of Liberty!

Have you not read the F***ING POEM?!!?!

A Colorado town voted 7-0 to affirm its status as a non-sanctuary city amid growing fears that migrants could soon flood the area from nearby Denver.

"The goal is to make sure that Denver knows that we will not be accepting any busloads of migrants into our community. The main reason is that we don't have a budget that matches theirs, and we won't utilize taxpayer funds for the support of what they've decided to take on themselves as a self-declared sanctuary city," Mitch LaKind, the mayor of Monument, Colorado, said Wednesday on "Fox & Friends First."


...

Meanwhile, approximately 40 miles north, the Mile High City grapples with the consequences of unmitigated illegal immigration, its sanctuary status engendering a fiscal and humanitarian crisis that compelled Democratic Mayor Mike Johnston to warn of an approaching "breaking point" during an exclusive interview with Fox News' Lawrence Jones last month.

"I think we have successfully welcomed almost 40,000 migrants in the last year, and we know what it takes to do this successfully," Johnston said.

"We just need that help, and the things we need are federal dollars, but the most important thing is we need work authorization for folks when they arrive. We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."

Good. F*cking drown in illegals, then.

Related: Trump declares a new, exploding type of crime: "Migrant crime."

That is a real problem that the Democrats are causing, and a quick and easy way to refer to this wave of Democrat Party crime, and therefore those words are racist, you bigot.

Also related:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 Town’s full. Moose out front should’ve told ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 03:34 PM (u73oe)

2 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 03:35 PM (u73oe)

4 Good for Trump and good for the hecklers of AOC. She deserves more of it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 03:35 PM (Ki//m)

5
AOC: Bringing YOU The Wisdom!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:35 PM (xG4kz)

6 Seems racist, no human is illegal, as they say, making sure all the diversity lives in other neighborhoods.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 03:36 PM (cSaKW)

7 Some people are waking up. Others are absolutely fed up.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 03:36 PM (JMAcK)

8 Those hecklers just want to date AOC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)

9 Illegals crime, not migrant crime… my minor quibble..

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

10 What does this have to do with cold soup?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

11
Mike Johnston

"We just need that help, and the things we need are federal dollars, but the most important thing is we need work authorization for folks when they arrive. We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."


LOL GFY

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:37 PM (xG4kz)

12 We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."

Isn't it amazing that as per the current left there are no authoritarian regimes in Central America but...tens of millions of "refugees".

Here's a thought - if Guatemala or Brazil are making millions flee as refugees why don't we put the SAME sanctions on those countries and their leaders are we are putting on Vlad and the Russians?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 03:37 PM (ibTVg)

13 There's no room at the inn!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2024 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

14 Then: Immigrants are just coming here to do the jobs Americans won't do

Now: " the things we need are federal dollars"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (ibTVg)

15 AOC looks decent in that clip. She would make a tolerable weather girl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (9yWhg)

16 That town better be ready for a fight. Denver will ship them there anyway. Best be ready to ship them back.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (u73oe)

17 The goal is to make sure that Denver knows that we will not be accepting any busloads of migrants into our community.

HAHAHA! Good luck with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

18
Choke on it, Denver ... Chicago ... New York ... Los Angeles ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

19 AOC looks decent in that clip. She would make a tolerable weather girl.

Sorry but as you can see in some of the pants suits she wears her penis was just way too small to get all crazy over

Posted by: David French at February 23, 2024 03:38 PM (ibTVg)

20 I give the Colorado supreme court less than two months to "deem" this is illegal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

21 Illegals crime, not migrant crime… my minor quibble..
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

But "Illegals Crime" sounds like a redundancy. And the Left likes to whitewash wetbacks as "migrants', so make them wear it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (tkR6S)

22 we have big trouble with "migrant crime" around here - criminal gangs - it's made national news!

that's just retail theft, the car theft rings out of Delaware are horrible here too. there's a high speed chase practically daily. I feel so bad for our local police.

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (AcWfM)

23 If there isn't an immediate shut down of the border and deportations starting, regular people are going to start taking care of it themselves. Much more disorderly.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

24 So.... no room at the Inn?

Good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Critical Drinker has a trailer out for Rogue Elements, a Ryan Drake story:

http://tinyurl.com/Rogue-Elements-tr

Critical Drinker also being a very prolific writer of spy novels

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (nbYK7)

26 "No crime is illegal!!!"

Posted by: Latest lefty Mental Garbage at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (QB+5g)

27 Remember, almost every one of those "migrant" crime rings is paying the local Democrat elite a share.

The Democrats aren't enabling crime syndicates...they are the crime syndicate.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (ibTVg)

28 23 If there isn't an immediate shut down of the border and deportations starting, regular people are going to start taking care of it themselves. Much more disorderly.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

This will happen… slowly, then all at once..

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

29 No "Moose out front" reference in post?

Two demerits.

Posted by: Mos Maiorum at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (0GDr5)

30 So.... no room at the Inn?

Good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


But Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were undocumented Palestinian refugees!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:41 PM (9yWhg)

31 "We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."

Who knew Denver had 40K jobs just lying around?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

32 "Indigenous crime"?

"Indigenous People's crime?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:41 PM (Q4IgG)

33 "The goal is to make sure that Denver knows that we will not be accepting any busloads of migrants into our community."

Dirty secret of Denver is that they have been bussing out their homeless for years to small town across the State. That's so they can clog up the public parks somewhere other than Denver to keep the illusion that Colorado is successfully handling the homeless crisis. The only difference is now illegal aliens are the majority of the bus-ees. Doubt this declaration will change much without going to court.

Posted by: scruboak at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (lO+98)

34 16 That town better be ready for a fight. Denver will ship them there anyway. Best be ready to ship them back.

Nope. Non-sanctuary city gonna deport!

Posted by: Scottst at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (U2mWB)

35 Whoever reboots Project Wetback will earn a space on Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (rJ48h)

36 So.... no room at the Inn?

Good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

And we took the stables out, because zoning regulations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (tkR6S)

37 Migrant crime.

Nice.

Weird how Trump keeps finding these ways to connect and clarify voter's concerns.

While the GOPe is fresh, hip arguments from the 80s to sell .... more corporate tax cuts. And money for Ukraine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (cSaKW)

38 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

39 25 Critical Drinker has a trailer out for Rogue Elements, a Ryan Drake story:

http://tinyurl.com/Rogue-Elements-tr

Critical Drinker also being a very prolific writer of spy novels
Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (nbYK7)

=======

I have a book releasing on March 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

40 When we arrive at Indigenous People’s Courts, watch out.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

41 No "Moose out front" reference in post?

Two demerits.
Posted by: Mos Maiorum at February 23, 2024 03:40 PM (0GDr5)

————

Ummmmm,

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 03:43 PM (u73oe)

42 Who knew Denver had 40K jobs just lying around?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Head shops need lots of staff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:43 PM (9yWhg)

43 38 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

=======

So, more shelves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

44 "You only represent illegal aliens!!"

But they make lots of babies!
AND YOU'VE GOT TO EAT THE BABIES!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (DLcVA)

45 These people in elected office are literally insane. There is no benefit to open borders and massive influxes of illegals into a country.

They take up living space, they don't contribute to the economy - other than to do illegal work, the majority of them are on welfare programs, and they sure as hell won't be paying into social security.

I used to think that this was about voting, but the illegals don't have to vote to get representation due to the supreme court. Then I thought it was about salvaging social security, but these illegals don't pay in, and those that are amnestied don't pay in enough to cover the cost they impose.

The only reason I can find for elected officials to want this is to destroy the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (lTGtQ)

46 32 "Indigenous crime"?

"Indigenous People's crime?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:41 PM (Q4IgG)

easy now

Posted by: The People's Front of Indigenia at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (z+89e)

47 I see Madison Cornbread is trying to cram herself into the news cycle yet again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (6nbos)

48 Re: the fucking POEM.

Emma Lazarus does not dictate immigration policy AFAIK.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (w6EFb)

49
I finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace


You've secured a backdoor, early preview pass to the Fani - Sweetdick text messages' stream, haven't you?

Guilty pleasures, sirrah, guilty pleasures!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (xG4kz)

50 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: Monument Colorado at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (aD39U)

51 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Posted by: ace
-----------------------------

Sweet,

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWxrhSMLJs

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (X4yCj)

52 When we arrive at Indigenous People’s Courts, watch out.
Posted by: tubal

Five minutes to Wapitiner!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (9yWhg)

53 We need more non-sanctuary cities

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 03:46 PM (xcxpd)

54 Breaking911 @Breaking911 7m
BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

http://tinyurl.com/6t6ttazu
6 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (2yu8s)

55 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace


Ace, take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (9yWhg)

56 "We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."
.......

and we can tax their happy asses. SURPRISE

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

57
Ummmmm,
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Yeah.

How to say, "I don't read the comments" without saying, "I don't read the comments."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (xG4kz)

58 I keep thinking these "migrants" are going to begin running for office and displacing the very politicians that supported their illegal entry to the US in the first place.

Amusing and karma do not begin to describe how that will play out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (Q4IgG)

59 The only reason I can find for elected officials to want this is to destroy the country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (lTGtQ)

——-

It’s emotional not rational. So there is no “reason”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (tXFoB)

60 Hmmm. IIRC from my time there, CO is a "sanctuary state." So this would be a case of local nullification of a state nullification.

I wonder if CO will send the state troopers down to depose Monument's city government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (HnUIn)

61 Breaking911 @Breaking911
SAVAGE! Trump posted this on his Instagram account.

http://tinyurl.com/mwfuczms
11 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (2yu8s)

62 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace
........

Did you fill out and submit your timesheet?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

63 If diversity is our strength, how come so many Democrat cities are refusing to accept more diversity?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (cSaKW)

64 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Posted by: ace

*******

I was going to suggest you take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (991eG)

65 A mile high and an inch deep.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (9UlRk)

66 52 When we arrive at Indigenous People’s Courts, watch out.
Posted by: tubal

Five minutes to Wapitiner!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (9yWhg)

what he said!

Posted by: Rain Dance Man at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (z+89e)

67 Willlowed:

I just got an e-mail from LnkedIn suggesting I follow someone with the title of "Chief Community Officer?"

WTF is a "Chief Community Officer?"
-- Posted by me under the sock "Teachers"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

68 "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

-

Fighting food inflation by bringing in illegal workers to displace Americans who will then go on welfare.

Not only immoral, but it doesn't get to the root of inflation, which is printing money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (lTGtQ)

69 62 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace
........

Did you fill out and submit your timesheet?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

=======

Did he bill his hours at a high enough rate to justify the projections on utilization for the week?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

70 > BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

Joe's just looking out for those small margin farmers, you cretin.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 03:50 PM (6OrcJ)

71 Ummmmm,
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah.

How to say, "I don't read the comments" without saying, "I don't read the comments."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (xG4kz)

=====

To be fair, he did say "in the post."

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

72 Amusing and karma do not begin to describe how that will play out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (Q4IgG)

"All this shit you've been doing is retarded. "


"Hey, i kinda like this guy. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 03:50 PM (9UlRk)

73 38 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Unless there's breaking Fani news. Stay vigilant.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

74 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Hmm yeah, I'm going to need you to work Saturday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 03:51 PM (aD39U)

75 73 38 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Unless there's breaking Fani news. Stay vigilant.
Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

========

"Oh, something's breaking later today..."
-Fani's corset

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

76 54 Breaking911 @Breaking911 7m
BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

http://tinyurl.com/6t6ttazu
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (2yu8s)

———

We have work visas and legal immigration for that.

If your in agriculture and need illegal immigrants to pick your produce then then it’s time to rethink things.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (tXFoB)

77 http://tinyurl.com/mwfuczms
11 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (2yu8s)
--------

Trump's post is LITERALLY GENOCIDE!

Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (Bf+P4)

78 BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."


Nice choice of nomenclature. Would these temporary workers be similar to the multi-generational temporary workers in Germany?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (CsUN+)

79
BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

http://tinyurl.com/6t6ttazu
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck


NEWS FLASH: THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ALL YOU SWEET, SWEET ILLEGAL ALIENS IN GREENVILLE, DELAWARE!

AND "JILL", DOCTOR OF COLOURS, SHAPES, AND NUMBERS WILL HAPPILY MAKE FOR YOU AND SERVE TO YOU THE BEST BREAKFAST BURRITOS NORTH OF THE POTOMAC RIVER!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (xG4kz)

80 76 We have work visas and legal immigration for that.

If your in agriculture and need illegal immigrants to pick your produce then then it’s time to rethink things.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (tXFoB)

=======

But prices on groceries will increase.

We wouldn't want that, now would we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

81 Very little on immigration being discussed in mainstream Lefty circles. Antisemitic Democracy Now! is still focused on protecting Hamas so Israel can be destroyed, but do have one small article:

Biden Weighing Executive Action to Bar Asylum Seekers Who Enter Through Unofficial Ports of Entry. President Biden is facing more backlash over his handling of the humanitarian crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border following reports the White House is considering executive action to deny the right to request asylum for migrants who enter through unofficial ports of entry. The authority was previously invoked by the Trump administration.

In response, Congressional Progressive Caucus Chair Pramila Jayapal said, “Cruel enforcement-only policies have been tried for 30 years and simply do not work. Democrats cannot continue to take pages out of Donald Trump and Stephen Miller’s playbook — we need to lead with dignity and humanity.”

Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

82 Re: AOC, "you voted for me" does not equal "I represent you".

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 23, 2024 03:52 PM (hCzfy)

83 the Mile High City grapples with the consequences of unmitigated illegal immigration, its sanctuary status engendering a fiscal and humanitarian crisis that compelled Democratic Mayor Mike Johnston to warn of an approaching "breaking point" during an exclusive interview with Fox News' Lawrence Jones last month.


Thoughts and prayers. That's a real shame. I'm sorry this is happening to you. Good Luck.

Send more...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 23, 2024 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

84 "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."



Democrats first choice for cost control in agriculture was eliminated in 1865, so illegal aliens are their best alternative.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:53 PM (lTGtQ)

85 “Cruel enforcement-only policies have been tried for 30 years and simply do not work.



They worked 3 years ago.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 03:54 PM (aD39U)

86 Does Pramila rhyme with Kamala?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 03:54 PM (9UlRk)

87 President Biden is facing more backlash over his handling of the humanitarian crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border

Yes, that's what it is, a humanitarian crisis.
*makes wanking motion*

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 03:54 PM (CsUN+)

88 Democrats first choice for cost control in agriculture was eliminated in 1865, so illegal aliens are their best alternative.

Ouch.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)

89 Take it shoulder deep Colorado.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (eYF7X)

90
WTF is a "Chief Community Officer?"
-- Posted by me under the sock "Teachers"


The ways of The Rez are mysterious and unclear to those not of The Rez

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (xG4kz)

91 Hey, TJM, reverting to our conversation about Virginia Tech a couple of days ago, since your dad teaches there, did you grow up in Blacksburg?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (9yWhg)

92 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Hecklers interrupt AOC during NY Town Hall saying:

"You only represent illegal aliens!!"

----------------

That's not just AOC, it's all of them, Republican and Democrat. Republican voters are doing everything to stop this but that's not enough to break the steal. It's now up to Democrat voters to save the country. We're screwed.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (3JfbU)

94 AOC. Proof that inbreeding sometimes results in big tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

95 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
---
Send me the deets!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (7fElN)

96 Dumb ass punk kid Max Frost thinks we should take down the Statue of Liberty, says it's false advertising.

"Did someone leave the Grail light on?"

Posted by: Latest lefty Mental Garbage at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (QB+5g)

97 Sweetdick Honeycum's brother happens to be the mayor of Dallas.

http://tinyurl.com/yu668bnc

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 03:56 PM (eYF7X)

98 "Speak to your agricultural communities & ask them if they need temporary workers."

So, the party of the working people is all for exploiting foreign workers with no legal status for minimum wage, safety oversight, protections, unions, etc?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

99 Where did I say anything about not needing a passport to enter the country? Or not following procedure?

Posted by: Emma Lazarus at February 23, 2024 03:56 PM (m6dV4)

100 Non-sanctuary = Law abiding

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 03:56 PM (fs1hN)

101 Leftists pushing illegals out into the countryside?

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

102 91 Hey, TJM, reverting to our conversation about Virginia Tech a couple of days ago, since your dad teaches there, did you grow up in Blacksburg?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (9yWhg)

======

Not at all. He got his PhD there when I was very small, but the family lived in Roanoke (I think it was because my mother had a job as a teacher in Roanoke). After his PhD, he got his first teaching job at the University of Florida, so Gainesville is the first home I have solid memories of.

When my parents split, we lived in Lakeland, FL until high school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

103 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You just wrote it by typing until all the red squiggles went away, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

104 Galactic Drive on YouTube creates pretty dope 80's style synthwave

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (cSaKW)

105 How are these people buying Cars?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

106 California border is now being inundated with illegals... because of two recent changes.

Texas enforcing border law... and Calif's stupid 'free health care for illegals' crap.

There is a point where no matter how stupid you are, reality slaps you upside the head enough, to change your views (at least with most people)... Expect South Calif Blue areas to hit this point soon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (xaFKb)

107 So, the party of the working people is all for exploiting foreign workers with no legal status for minimum wage, safety oversight, protections, unions, etc?

Well then, we'll just have to give them legal status in the form of citizenship and voting rights, now won't we.

Posted by: Dems at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (CsUN+)

108 96: that’s just because the Four Olds need to be destroyed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (m6dV4)

109 "I think we have successfully welcomed almost 40,000 migrants in the last year, and we know what it takes to do this successfully," Johnston said.

"We just need that help, and the things we need are federal dollars,

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Federal dollars means the whole country has to finance your city's preening of being a sanctuary city. No, you sink or swim on your own. Should have thought it through before saying to the world we are open, come on in.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (3JfbU)

110 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace



Take the rest of the week off!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

111
Every NGO pissing all over our sovereignty by facilitating the invasion of the US should be charged criminally by red state AGs and sued into bankruptcy by the victims of "migrant" crime. If you can't stop the Bribem' Admin, go after their co-conspirators who are profiting from the nonexistent border.

Especially you, Catholic Charities.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (pgwxJ)

112 95 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
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Send me the deets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (7fElN)

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I thought I already had. I'll follow up.

My mother decided to copy edit it, and I've been neck deep in going through her changes since she sent them to me. I remember Grady Hendrix once telling me that you think you can write until an editor gets their hands on a manuscript. She rewrote what seems like half the damn book.

I have about 24 hours until Amazon shuts me out of changes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

113 It's now up to Democrat voters to save the country. We're screwed.
Posted by: Decaf

We don't need all...just a sizable chunk. The Black community is starting to feel a pinch in government dole due to these southern interlopers, and it's causing some major issues in the Dem Party. I look forward to more infighting.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (JCZqz)

114 103 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You just wrote it by typing until all the red squiggles went away, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

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My secret's out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

115 AOC. Proof that inbreeding sometimes results in big tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

Sponge, staying positive as usual.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

116 Texas enforcing border law... and Calif's stupid 'free health care for illegals' crap.

AWFLs: Healthcare is a right! No one, even undocumented workers, should be denied whatever healthcare they need

Also AWFLs: Why do I have to wait three months to see a specialist?!? And why doesn't ANYONE in my doctor's office actually speak English?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

117 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:34 PM

1. Prometheus
2. ???
3. Prometheus
4. Covenant

What's #2, and where is Sisu?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

118 I can’t make up my mind if I’m glad Democrats are destroying themselves over this issue, or if it’s worth potentially destroying America hoping enough voters notice and throw them out of office.

Posted by: Benchmark at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (zE32N)

119 I'm not listening to any more nonsense on this topic. AOC is a nice looking woman.

Posted by: Dems at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)

120 Start with an absurdity and your whole system becomes inconsistent.

There is no such thing as a sanctuary city. There never has been.

It takes just one absurd premise rigidly held to create an ocean of nonsense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (9UlRk)

121 117 1. Prometheus
2. ???
3. Prometheus
4. Covenant

What's #2, and where is Sisu?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

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2 is obviously Escape from LA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

122 Democrats first choice for cost control in agriculture was eliminated in 1865, so illegal aliens are their best alternative.


The parties switched since then!!! Those were today's Republicans!!!

Posted by: Deranged Leftist at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (JCZqz)

123 Colorado has become California Jr.
I always loved it here...loved taking the bus to Denver to enjoy many different places and venues.
I just won't go anymore. Sad.
The lefties now are introducing an insane 'assault weapons' ban.
It should scare the crap out of any pro-2A person in the state!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (V02eN)

124 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:34 PM

1. Prometheus
2. ???
3. Prometheus
4. Covenant

What's #2, and where is Sisu?


Pretty sure Busty Lesbian Shelvers Three should be on that list somewhere...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

125 I think it's not terrible if we switch to using the term migrant. It's frankly easier to say than "illegal alien" for one thing.

Also it contains within it a sense of non-permanent status. These people move around. They just can't be here.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (z/ifB)

126 We need those resources at the border, so you can add more security at the border, so you can help process those asylum claims and so the folks that do arrive here can work."

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There's not enough work for locals but there will be 40,000 jobs for the illegals? Does that mean that many citizens lose their jobs?

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:01 PM (3JfbU)

127 Dumb ass punk kid Max Frost thinks we should take down the Statue of Liberty, says it's false advertising.


Don't really give a shit what a poem written by a socialist and stenciled on a French statue has to say. Does the phrasing appear anywhere in US Code?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at February 23, 2024 04:01 PM (pgwxJ)

128 >>125 I think it's not terrible if we switch to using the term migrant. It's frankly easier to say than "illegal alien" for one thing.

Also it contains within it a sense of non-permanent status. These people move around. They just can't be here.
Posted by: TexasDan

I prefer Mark Dice's term, enemy invaders.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:01 PM (eYF7X)

129 I have about 24 hours until Amazon shuts me out of changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

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So what are you doing here?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:01 PM (DRSnL)

130 The parties switched since then!!! Those were today's Republicans!!!

Leftists: The parties switched in the 60s!

Also leftists: We hate Hoover, Coolidge, Nixon, Reagan, Shrub, and Trump!

Also also leftists: And FDR was the second greatest president after Obama!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:01 PM (ibTVg)

131 I think it's not terrible if we switch to using the term migrant. It's frankly easier to say than "illegal alien" for one thing.

Also it contains within it a sense of non-permanent status. These people move around. They just can't be here.


The problem is that it does not address the most salient point, which is that they're here without our permission and contrary to our laws. You can call them anything, as long as it has "illegal" in front of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:02 PM (CsUN+)

132 Make me king and I will cut illegal immigrants in half.

I will use a shredder for pedos, and I'm leaning toward stoning for the store looters.

Posted by: or maybe not at February 23, 2024 04:02 PM (htMBs)

133 How are these people buying Cars?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
......

Maybe that's where the Kars-4-Kids are going.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

134 OC. Proof that inbreeding sometimes results in big tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)


You are correct. Mine had both Caesar and Marc Antony in their thrall.
-- Cleopatra

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:02 PM (9yWhg)

135 The correct term for these people: Invaders

The funnest term: Colonizers

The legally accurate term: Illegal Aliens

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (ibTVg)

136 62 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace
........

Did you fill out and submit your timesheet?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Not to forget your TPS reports ...

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (TTAGa)

137
Sponge, staying positive as usual.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)



Silver linings n' shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

138 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
---
Send me the deets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (7fElN)

And give us the deets !

Nice goin' James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (T4tVD)

139 You are correct. Mine had both Caesar and Marc Antony in their thrall.
-- Cleopatra


Oh, yeah, we loved papyrus rafting her.

Posted by: Caesar and Marc Antony at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (CsUN+)

140 Mesa County Commissioners passed a similar resolution this week. Grand Junction is the largest town in Mesa County. The City Council of G.J. has not made the same commitment. Yet.

http://tinyurl.com/zjj55s98

Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (991eG)

141 I'd like to stop using the left's lexicon. I understand why they are calling themselves no-sanctuary city, but they should call themselves a law abiding city. Which is unlike those lawless cities. We're probably stuck though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (fs1hN)

142 138 Send me the deets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (7fElN)

And give us the deets !

Nice goin' James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (T4tVD)

========

Well, here's the link:

https://amzn.to/3V9wj2X

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

143 Willowed:

An oddly specific amount. Why not $15 (minimum wage)?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

The guy likes jerking punks and making change.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

Price war.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 03:08 PM (xcrUy)

Adam Eget charges $15, but now that you mention it, Wallace prolly has softer hands, could charge more.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (dGCAG)

144 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

Have a Great Weekend Ace !

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (T4tVD)

145 Somebody in Denver may have a feeling that Monument is their suburb, but we've had friends there and I can sure you that it's the north edge of Colo Spgs.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (zdLoL)

146 Oh, yeah, we loved papyrus rafting her.
Posted by: Caesar and Marc Antony


ISWYDT

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

147 Here's a thought - if Guatemala or Brazil are making millions flee as refugees why don't we put the SAME sanctions on those countries and their leaders are we are putting on Vlad and the Russians?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 03:37 PM (ibTVg)

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Here's another thought, we used to go to such countries and help them sort out their problems. Now we say, don't worry about that, come over here and you can stuff up our country as well.

The church is more than culpable in this, missionaries used to go to trouble spots to help sort out the problems. Now the church collects government money for transferring the problems here.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (3JfbU)

148 How are these people buying Cars?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
.......

From Tyrell and his bros at Jacks-R-Us?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

149 The lefties now are introducing an insane 'assault weapons' ban.
It should scare the crap out of any pro-2A person in the state!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (V02eN)

On the list of questions I'd like to ask a leftist: What is a weapon for other than assaulting? Isn't the term redundant?

Posted by: pookysgirl's English Major is showing at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (dtlDP)

150 when our country finally collapses in anarchy because of the failures of capitalism we we be glad we have a wise and caring leader like ocasio-crackpot to bring us back to civilized true socialism. or would you rather look at trump's tits?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (B1FKF)

151 57
Ummmmm,
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah.

How to say, "I don't read the comments" without saying, "I don't read the comments."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 03:47 PM (xG4kz)

I said in "the post," not "in the comments."

Posted by: How to say "I don't comprehend what I read" without saying "I don't comprehend what I read" at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (0GDr5)

152 136 62 i finished my work for the day. I can relax now.
Posted by: ace
........

Did you fill out and submit your timesheet?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Not to forget your TPS reports ...
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (TTAGa)

Check that, ace. We're going to need you to come in on Saturday.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (KbCG3)

153 Well, here's the link:

https://amzn.to/3V9wj2X
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

=====

Yay, just pre-ordered!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (DRSnL)

154
On the list of questions I'd like to ask a leftist: What is a weapon for other than assaulting? Isn't the term redundant?
Posted by: pookysgirl's English Major is showing at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (dtlDP)



When you cater to the lowest common denominator, which happens to be your base.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

155 I thought I already had. I'll follow up.

My mother decided to copy edit it, and I've been neck deep in going through her changes since she sent them to me. I remember Grady Hendrix once telling me that you think you can write until an editor gets their hands on a manuscript. She rewrote what seems like half the damn book.

I have about 24 hours until Amazon shuts me out of changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)
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The last email I have from you is from October of last year, about "Charlotte Miller, Governess."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (7fElN)

156 The lefties now are introducing an insane 'assault weapons' ban.
It should scare the crap out of any pro-2A person in the state!


Considering most school shooters are now trannies or gender fluid if there was an opposition party they'd be offering common sense tranny control.

If...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (ibTVg)

157 129 I have about 24 hours until Amazon shuts me out of changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Don’t forget to put a chick in it and make her gay and lame. I’m told that’s how it’s done these days

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (fcDpY)

158 The legally accurate term: Illegal Aliens
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:03 PM (ibTVg)

...

Yeah I get it.

I grew up with parents who insisted on the scientific name for private body parts, and all other terms were low and unutterable.

It got old.

I know the fight over the terminology is probably more than half the fight, but the left using the term migrant is not the winner they think it is either.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (z/ifB)

159 Check that, ace. We're going to need you to come in on Saturday.

That'd be great.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (CsUN+)

160 "Migrate" down to Mexico City and beat up a cop there. THAT's how you handle that particular type of crime squared.

Posted by: Son of Dad at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (8JB5s)

161 I recall seeing the sign for Monument whenever I drove to and from the Springs, but I never visited. Apparently it's situated on a high point on the land between Denver and the larger city to the south (which I believe has even a higher elevation than Denver does). Every winter we'd hear about people caught in accidents in the snow and ice on the highway around Monument.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (J2vNu)

162 138 I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
---
Send me the deets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 03:55 PM (7fElN)

50 Shades of Ace. It is a coffee table book.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (6nbos)

163 155 The last email I have from you is from October of last year, about "Charlotte Miller, Governess."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (7fElN)

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It was in the comments, not through email.

I'll send an email, though!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

164 153 https://amzn.to/3V9wj2X
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

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Yay, just pre-ordered!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (DRSnL)

========

Thank you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

165 Well, here's the link:

https://amzn.to/3V9wj2X
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies

Thanks James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (T4tVD)

166 Video of Biden returning to the White House this morning.

He's faded to the point he tries to do his stupid little jog, but he only manages to slightly increase speed for half a step, then becomes noticeably more jerky and uneven for several steps afterward.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (6OrcJ)

167 For all of you H8rs and disappointers of Ace (Kamala will be along to give you the 411 on the Venn Diagram of those two sets), the era of the men's Power Bag has arrived:

http://tinyurl.com/2twyzee9

Ace is now a power Power Bag user. Do NOT continue to reference his Power Bag as a Messenger Bag. That will result in a Disappointment Mark on your Permanent Record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (a3Q+t)

168 157 129 I have about 24 hours until Amazon shuts me out of changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Don’t forget to put a chick in it and make her gay and lame. I’m told that’s how it’s done these days
Posted by: Kratwurst at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (fcDpY)

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Oh...darn...

Missed the deadline. It's straight and awesome instead.

Drat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

169 Good for a laugh:
"Adobe workers reportedly protest California conference's move to 'hostile environment' of Florida"
http://tinyurl.com/6a8v7s75
🎻

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (snyZJ)

170 be glad we have a wise and caring leader like ocasio-crackpot to bring us back to civilized true socialism. or would you rather look at trump's tits?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 23, 2024 04:05 PM (B1FKF)

...

Will she sometimes throw bank notes to us as we gather below her balcony window?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)

171 50 Shades of Ace. It is a coffee table book.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (6nbos)

It has little legs that fold out of the back so you can set it up and have it collapse into a little heap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (9UlRk)

172 You write books???

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (PCK5/)

173 I grew up with parents who insisted on the scientific name for private body parts, and all other terms were low and unutterable.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM (z/ifB)

I always wondered if using the wrong term when sex was imminent could possibly stop the proceedings.

Like, instead of bawdy talk you say something like, "Yeah, stroke my weiner."

That'd have to kill things, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

174 Which gun type is a non-assault weapon? Good question for one of those retard conference/hearings.

Posted by: Son of Dad at February 23, 2024 04:09 PM (8JB5s)

175 The last email I have from you is from October of last year, about "Charlotte Miller, Governess."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:06 PM


That's NSFW, isn't it? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)

176 Where is the closest Bucc-Ees to Fairfax Co., Virginia?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

177 Bucc-ees.. heh.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

178 > I have a book releasing on March 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Congratulations!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (6OrcJ)

179 174 Which gun type is a non-assault weapon? Good question for one of those retard conference/hearings.
Posted by: Son of Dad

Great. Now we wait for the .45 guys to start running their moufs

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (fcDpY)

180 G Jitty City and Monument have very different situations vis-a-vis Denver. GJ is 250 miles west of Denver with a mountain range in between, while Monument is in the Front Range (I-25) corridor, between Colo Spgs and Denver. It is essentially in the Colo Spgs metropolitan area. The area is more densely populated than western CO. Colo Spgs tends to be more conservative than Denver Metro area.

Colo Spgs, Ft. Collins, Greeley, Pueblo and the Denver suburbs would be more likely targets for offloading Denver's illegal immigrant burden.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (991eG)

181 This trucker is pissed at democrats.
(Language Warning)

http://tinyurl.com/5n7zptts

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (eYF7X)

182 Like, instead of bawdy talk you say something like, "Yeah, stroke my weiner."

That'd have to kill things, right?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 04:08 PM


No, that's hawt!!! If only I could get someone to agree.

Posted by: Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (a3Q+t)

183 Thank you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

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You're welcome! I saw it's part of your Crystal Embers world and I am IN. Should I re-read that before starting this one?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

184 He's faded to the point he tries to do his stupid little jog, but he only manages to slightly increase speed for half a step, then becomes noticeably more jerky and uneven for several steps afterward.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme

Trump mispronounced the name of a local politician following a 90 minute speech without a teleprompter. Must be advanced dementia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (6nbos)

185 I grew up with parents who insisted on the scientific name for private body parts, and all other terms were low and unutterable.
Posted by: TexasDan


My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

186 I used to think that this was about voting, but the illegals don't have to vote to get representation due to the supreme court. Then I thought it was about salvaging social security, but these illegals don't pay in, and those that are amnestied don't pay in enough to cover the cost they impose.

The only reason I can find for elected officials to want this is to destroy the country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (lTGtQ)

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Democrats are planning for the future when they will have absolute majority of voters in every state. Ecuador, here we come.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (3JfbU)

187 He's faded to the point he tries to do his stupid little jog, but he only manages to slightly increase speed for half a step, then becomes noticeably more jerky and uneven for several steps afterward.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (6OrcJ)

...

I have never seen someone more obviously focused on just walking. Like all his other mental activities are on pause and full power is diverted to taking steps.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (z/ifB)

188 Assault Weapon? Only one, the MP-44

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (fwDg9)

189 I always wondered if using the wrong term when sex was imminent could possibly stop the proceedings.

Like, instead of bawdy talk you say something like, "Yeah, stroke my weiner."

That'd have to kill things, right?


I've never had a problem with that, nor have any of the other guys at Man's Country.

Posted by: Barack Obama under 12 guys he has never met before at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (ibTVg)

190 183 You're welcome! I saw it's part of your Crystal Embers world and I am IN. Should I re-read that before starting this one?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

=========

The new book is set 200 years before Crystal Embers, so it's probably not necessary.

I'm not big on series. Stories should have beginnings, middles, and ends.

I do hope you enjoy it! (and rate and review it and convince everyone you know to buy copies)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

191 OK went to the link. Went to a book by David Vining?
What am I missing here?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

192 Ecuador, here we come.


Can we at least get the Galapagos?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (9yWhg)

193 > Where is the closest Bucc-Ees to Fairfax Co., Virginia?


Looks to be about a six hour drive south.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (6OrcJ)

194 That town, Monument CO, is part of the Colorado Springs Metro area. Colorado Springs issell known as a right wing Christian haven.
Apparently they have forgotten those parts of the Bible that teach that strangers must be treated equally like citizens. One of the many passages that make rightwing christians "uncomfortable"

Posted by: Paul banned at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (kVIKI)

195 @185 People who call bathrooms water closets grind my gears.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (snyZJ)

196 Ecuador, here we come.
Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (3JfbU)

Isn't Ecuador the one where Bukele is kicking culos and taking nombres?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (9UlRk)

197 It's a bad idea to set policy based on a poem tied to a French harbor chick.

Posted by: jj at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (jkWTp)

198 187

I have never seen someone more obviously focused on just walking. Like all his other mental activities are on pause and full power is diverted to taking steps.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (z/ifB)

Advanced peripheral neuropathy… or syphilis.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

199 We've been bringing in "temporary ag workers" since the 1950s. Does it look like they just picked crops and went away?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (USTAS)

200 Isn't Ecuador the one where Bukele is kicking culos and taking nombres?

El Salvador

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (CsUN+)

201 OK went to the link. Went to a book by David Vining?
What am I missing here?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

=====

That's TJM's super secret alias.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (DRSnL)

202 191 OK went to the link. Went to a book by David Vining?
What am I missing here?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

=======

Probably an imposter.

My mother did name me The. I got made fun of a lot as a kid.

I'm very sensitive about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

203 196 Ecuador, here we come.
Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (3JfbU)

Isn't Ecuador the one where Bukele is kicking culos and taking nombres?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (9UlRk)
----
I tbink that's El Salvador.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (snyZJ)

204 Idiot republicans missing the opportunity once again:
__________________________________________

""We just need that help, and the things we need are federal dollars,..."

_______________________________________

Any republican with common sense would immediately call a press conference and take three seconds to state "Just so everyone is aware, when he says "Federal Dollars" he means your tax dollars. Money you involuntarily paid into the federal government to benefit American citizens....Ok, everyone have a nice day. Don't forget to pay your taxes so non-citizens can freeload. It's important. "

Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (dIske)

205 My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

My parents somehow ended up on "grunting" for crapping, when I was a kid.

You know how you don't know your own family is weird until you experience other families are realize everyone else is the same and YOUR family is odd.

Also, in 6th grade there was some lesson on sociology and apes and there was a line in the book about the apes grunting at each other and I got in trouble because I was making odd exploding noises trying to control my laughter and no I can not explain myself to the class Mr. Harris.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (z/ifB)

206 187 He's faded to the point he tries to do his stupid little jog, but he only manages to slightly increase speed for half a step, then becomes noticeably more jerky and uneven for several steps afterward.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:07 PM (6OrcJ)

...

I have never seen someone more obviously focused on just walking. Like all his other mental activities are on pause and full power is diverted to taking steps.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (z/ifB)

Secret Service guys there must be thinking, "How ironic that I'm willing to take a bullet for a zombie."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

207 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (u73oe)

208 195 @185 People who call bathrooms water closets grind my gears.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 23, 2024 04:14 PM (snyZJ)

I got a water closet.

That's why the plumber is coming here shortly to swap out the shower shutoff valves.

(I'm not even kidding. I mean, I'm kidding. But I'm not lying. )

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (9UlRk)

209 >>195 @185 People who call bathrooms water closets grind my gears.

Sounds Eurotrashy to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (eYF7X)

210 Following the 44th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice, who would be a better US President today: Biden or Putin?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (os8zY)

211 I think the illegals who will get a ballot for the "election" are really what the Democrats are interested in.

The ballots. Not the illegals.

10 million potential virgin ballots to be filled out in a back room is pretty attractive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4IgG)

212 My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM


Yeaaaaa! We're Number One!!!!

Posted by: Micturate at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

213 My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."
===
Was "explosive diarrhea" acceptable??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (2yu8s)

214 Paul is hopeless.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (xcrUy)

215 Pass Water, Excrete…

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

216 I have a book releasing on March 1.

I'll admit I don't understand why there's a "release date" for a self-published book. Don't you just finish it and put it online? Are you waiting for Manutius Press to finish the 1000-piece leather-bound print run?

Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (MqhXY)

217 214 Paul is hopeless.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (xcrUy)

=======

What if he heads towards Damascus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

218 209 >>195 @185 People who call bathrooms water closets grind my gears.

Sounds Eurotrashy to me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:16 PM (eYF7X)

I know it's stupid but instead of dating, my mother says "goes with." Irritates the F out of me.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

219 119 I'm not listening to any more nonsense on this topic. AOC is a nice looking woman.
Posted by: Dems

She's fine. We'll always have the clips of her bouncing in that college video:
http://tinyurl.com/ycxw7vsr

No super model or anything, but actually kind of a cute girl-next-door look back in the day.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

220 My mother did name me The. I got made fun of a lot as a kid.


"Dolley, do you take The to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (9yWhg)

221 To the hecklers AOC responded loudly "HEE HAW, HEE HAW, HEE HAW!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (17s+e)

222 Notice for all their pissing and moaning, not one state has changed its status yet? Maybe this will be the watershed needed.

Posted by: Ribbed at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (u3NjE)

223 Was "explosive diarrhea" acceptable??

Preferably not at the dinner table.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (CsUN+)

224 216 I have a book releasing on March 1.

I'll admit I don't understand why there's a "release date" for a self-published book. Don't you just finish it and put it online? Are you waiting for Manutius Press to finish the 1000-piece leather-bound print run?
Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (MqhXY)

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It's a self-imposed deadline. That's it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

225 217 214 Paul is hopeless.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (xcrUy)

=======

What if he heads towards Damascus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

Well if he doesn't stop, he'll go blind

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

226 10 million potential virgin ballots to be filled out in a back room is pretty attractive.

Remember in 2020 where hundreds of thousands of ballots in the purple states for Biden only had a vote for the president? And then for Trump there was something like 100 that only had a vote for president.

Why?

Because if you are mass filling out ballots in different districts you can select the wrong house member...but every district has the same presidential candidate you can fill in...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (ibTVg)

227 Assault Weapon? Only one, the MP-44

Heh, "Manufacturer: C.G. Haenel Weapons and Bicycle Factory." Well, one of the mfgr's, anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (ZZOOb)

228 What if he heads towards Damascus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

When you hit Atlantic City, keep walking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (9UlRk)

229 New York State has a $15 billion deficit according to the comptroller. NYC is even bigger.

BOHICA

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (ZaHhH)

230 >>187 He's faded to the point he tries to do his stupid little jog, but he only manages to slightly increase speed for half a step, then becomes noticeably more jerky and uneven for several steps afterward.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme

I would prefer to see him grab his head, fall over with a grimace on his face while he's foaming blood on his shirt and go into an extended convulsion then stop moving. That's just me though.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (eYF7X)

231 My County in Western Colorado sent a letter to Denver this week also declaring the County as non-sanctuary. Unanimous vote as well.

Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (FGQ5G)

232 Paul is hopeless.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:17 PM (xcrUy)

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What if he heads towards Damascus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

That was Saul.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (z/ifB)

233 Of course Joe pays attention when he walks. He is not used to being in the spotlight, so he gets nervous.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (6nbos)

234 225 What if he heads towards Damascus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

Well if he doesn't stop, he'll go blind
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

=======

I thought Ashley Biden's diary was going to make him go blind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

235 Kind of cool that Amazon will deliver to your Kindle library. I never noticed that before.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

236 My mother did name me The. I got made fun of a lot as a kid.

I'm very sensitive about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM


Tell me about it.

Posted by: THE Ohio State at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

237 TJM probably will take a look ewhen it's finished

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

238 Of course Joe pays attention when he walks. He is not used to being in the spotlight, so he gets nervous.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (6nbos)

Don't forget his childhood stutter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (xcrUy)

239 Saul, of the Tarsus Sauls… big time family, Pharisees by trade..

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (PCK5/)

240 Of course Joe pays attention when he walks. He is not used to being in the spotlight, so he gets nervous.

HE HAS A STUTTER!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (CsUN+)

241 236 My mother did name me The. I got made fun of a lot as a kid.

I'm very sensitive about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:15 PM

Tell me about it.
Posted by: THE Ohio State at February 23, 2024 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

I get made fun of for other reasons.

Posted by: The U at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

242 People who call bathrooms water closets grind my gears.

Sounds Eurotrashy to me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024


***
The Victorians called them "earth closets."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (J2vNu)

243 Californians ruined Colorado. That and the hippie assholes from Boulder. It's barely recognizable.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (ZaHhH)

244 http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme

——-

Old man Biden looking more and more like a Scooby Doo villain.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 04:22 PM (tXFoB)

245 Earth Closets?? Where you deposit Night Soils?

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

246 "Have you not read the F***ING POEM?!!?!"

I cannot stop laughing ace.

Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy at February 23, 2024 04:22 PM (wM304)

247 I'm not big on series. Stories should have beginnings, middles, and ends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best
Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
---
What kind of heretical thinking is this?

You spend too much time watching movies....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (7fElN)

248 The Victorians called them "earth closets."

Dot Indians call them wherever you happen to be.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (CsUN+)

249 239 "Fairy sees? Please tell me more."
-- Pete Buttedgeedge

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (9yWhg)

250 The Victorians called them "earth closets."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04

Did Holmes and Watson have facilities at 91B Baker St.?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (xcrUy)

251 247 What kind of heretical thinking is this?

You spend too much time watching movies....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (7fElN)

=========

I touch on this a bit in my review of Heretics of Dune:

http://tinyurl.com/yj5x3y5m

It's something of a beginning to something without being an actual story itself. Frustrating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

252 My mother did name me The. I got made fun of a lot as a kid.

I'm very sensitive about it.


You had some good songs, back in the day. This Is The Day was probably the biggie.

Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2024 04:24 PM (zMQny)

253 Mom said my grandfather referred to the Phillips screwdriver as a "French" screwdriver. I've never run across anyone, Canadian or Scandinavian, who called it that. Must have been an old Swedish expression ca. 1900.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04:24 PM (J2vNu)

254 Call a crapper a loo and you'll probably receive a throat punch from me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (eYF7X)

255 My grunts are repatriated to the sh!thole, daily.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (lZVy/)

256 243 Californians ruined Colorado. That and the hippie assholes from Boulder. It's barely recognizable.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 23, 2024 04:21 PM (ZaHhH)

———

It was all the good press from Mork and Mindy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (tXFoB)

257 250 The Victorians called them "earth closets."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04

Did Holmes and Watson have facilities at 91B Baker St.?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 04:23 PM (xcrUy)

China pots with lids and handles… the servants took care of the unpleasantness..

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (PCK5/)

258 I'm sure it's nothing, and not a distraction;

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
10m
U.S. Military Aircraft are currently Tracking the Unidentified High-Altitude Balloon as it heads Southeast over Colorado.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (Q4IgG)

259 Old man Biden looking more and more like a Scooby Doo villain.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Oh, please.
--The Creeper

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (9yWhg)

260 #243 - do you know who ruined California? Transplants from the East Coast particularly during the '80's.

Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 04:26 PM (FGQ5G)

261 Video of Biden returning to the White House this morning.

http://tiny.cc/e3izwz
Posted by: bonhomme
.......

That's mean of them to let him out in the dark like that.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

262 >>253 Mom said my grandfather referred to the Phillips screwdriver as a "French" screwdriver. I've never run across anyone, Canadian or Scandinavian, who called it that. Must have been an old Swedish expression ca. 1900.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

We can thank our friends to the north for the Robertson screws and drivers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:26 PM (eYF7X)

263 > My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."

Did she insist on calling a bout of farts, "flatus disorder?"

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:26 PM (6OrcJ)

264 It's something of a beginning to something without being an actual story itself. Frustrating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:24 PM


Kind of like that movie of a pizza being made, baked, boxed, handed to me, my driving across town, and ending as I'm walking up the sidewalk at the delivery address?

Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza Delivery Driver at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (a3Q+t)

265 Sherlock Holmes does NOT POOP!

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (iziT8)

266 Did Holmes and Watson have facilities at 91B Baker St.?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024


***
You mean 221B? Well, Watson was a well-brought-up fellow. He'd have never mentioned that he and Holmes made a pit stop before they dashed downstairs to hail a hansom cab to pursue their latest quarry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (J2vNu)

267 "Unofficial Ports of Entry"

Lol, there's a bit of newspeak for you

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (ou9hh)

268 I touch on this a bit in my review of Heretics of Dune:

http://tinyurl.com/yj5x3y5m

It's something of a beginning to something without being an actual story itself. Frustrating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)
---
I find it amusing that in your review you refer to the book as a "film" more than once...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (7fElN)

269 > Did Holmes and Watson have facilities at 91B Baker St.?

221B, not 91B.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (6OrcJ)

270 Feisty AOC is hawt, won’t lie.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM (bWsRe)

271 10m
U.S. Military Aircraft are currently Tracking the Unidentified High-Altitude Balloon as it heads Southeast over Colorado.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Cheyenne Mtn. Tour Group

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM (lZVy/)

272 "Old man Biden looking more and more like a Scooby-Doo villain."


And i would have gotten away with it, too, if not for me diddling kids.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM (hqVaF)

273 Troll trying to quote Scripture. Gay and Lame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM (RIvkX)

274 268 I find it amusing that in your review you refer to the book as a "film" more than once...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 04:27 PM (7fElN)

========

Habit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

275 >>270 Feisty AOC is hawt, won’t lie.
Posted by: Montec a

Would any sane man put his junk anywhere near those choppers?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:29 PM (eYF7X)

276 Commercials For Oscars Broadcast Just Two Weeks Away
Disney’s ABC is reportedly struggling to sell commercials for its upcoming broadcast of the Academy Awards, with ad space still available a mere two weeks from the March 10 show.

The lack of advertiser interest comes amid growing public disaffection for the Oscars and the woke celebrities who have turned the once must-see event into a platform for progressive grandstanding. [Breitbart]

Leading Report @LeadingReport 18h
BREAKING: A judge has ruled that Disney’s ABC must go to court over a lawsuit filed by two General Hospital crewmembers who were fired for refusing to comply with the studio’s COVID vaccine mandate.

Plaintiffs James and Timothy Wahl, who are father and son, have argued that ABC should have given them religious exemptions from the vaccine due to their Christian beliefs and allowed them to continue working on General Hospital.

“The pandemic won’t be over until every corporation that violated its employees’ rights has been held accountable. We look forward to presenting this case to a jury soon,” an attorney for the Wahls said, addressing the court’s decision.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 04:29 PM (2yu8s)

277 Cheri read a blog article some time ago that this illegal invasion was started in California decades ago and that was the start of turning California Leftists.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

278 On that Cop Sergeant's Exam video...
I love the first guy in his droning, I'm-reading-a-prompter voice, saying they want "dynamic" leaders. I thought "Then how did you pass?"

Posted by: GWB at February 23, 2024 04:29 PM (mdc3p)

279 My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."

Did she insist on calling a bout of farts, "flatus disorder?"
Posted by: bonhomme

I don't think she even acknowledged farts.

I always thought "defecation" sounded more disgusting than "poop."

But most disgusting of all was "bowel movement." Yeesh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)

280 276 Commercials For Oscars Broadcast Just Two Weeks Away
Disney’s ABC is reportedly struggling to sell commercials for its upcoming broadcast of the Academy Awards, with ad space still available a mere two weeks from the March 10 show.

The lack of advertiser interest comes amid growing public disaffection for the Oscars and the woke celebrities who have turned the once must-see event into a platform for progressive grandstanding. [Breitbart]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024

=======

Good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

281 Would any sane man put his junk anywhere near those choppers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Ge to the choppahs!

Posted by: Ahnold at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (lZVy/)

282 Town’s full. Moose out front should’ve told ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 03:34 PM (u73oe)

Get a real Colorado moose out there and they wouldn't step foot in your town. They will stomp you.

Posted by: GWB at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (mdc3p)

283 alien crime?

These people do not belong here. They are aliens.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (GD2xa)

284 RE: Ag workers in the Mesa County article

http://tinyurl.com/zjj55s98

A guy I went to high school with:

Charlie Talbott, who helps run Talbott Farms in Palisade, told commissioners there also seems to be a misunderstanding that such operations could help the situation by hiring some of the immigrants, but that, too, is not so.

By law, they cannot.

Instead, they are required to go through the federal government’s H-2A program, which requires them to recruit migrant workers on a temporary basis though legal channels, providing them fair pay, shelter and transportation to and from the border to their operations.

“From the agricultural, employer standpoint, there is a thought that perhaps this would provide an abundance of workers to ag employers, and that just is not true,” Talbott said.

“We and our peers in the fruit-growing industry throughout Mesa County rely almost 100% on the H-2A program,” he added. “It’s cumbersome. We really hope Congress will give us a better farm-labor program, but these workers are vetted. They go through the American consulate in Mexico before they come. We cannot legally employ people who do not have proper documentation."


Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 04:31 PM (991eG)

285

fuck aoc

and everything she stands for

and all the people that voted for her



Posted by: sound awake at February 23, 2024 04:31 PM (Ewmgs)

286 She's single, fellas.

http://tiny.cc/p9izwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:31 PM (6OrcJ)

287 5But most disgusting of all was "bowel movement." Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)
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You have something against peristalsis?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (RIvkX)

288 Would any sane man put his junk anywhere near those choppers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:29 PM


TBF, there are many a Moron who regards Rule 1 as a mere guideline, if that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (a3Q+t)

289 I do like the skirt AOC is wearing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (9yWhg)

290 "I always thought "defecation" sounded more disgusting than "poop." "


Agree. "Pee" and "poop" is as innocuous as it can possibly get.

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (iziT8)

291 > Cheyenne Mtn. Tour Group

I'd like a tour. How do I book one?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (6OrcJ)

292 Seeing the type of illegal border crossers that were interviewed recently, these are not coming here to work on farms or anywhere for that matter. They are here to start their criminal empire or destroy the country on behalf of Allah or Emperor Xi.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:33 PM (3JfbU)

293 do you know who ruined California? Transplants from the East Coast particularly during the '80's.
Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 04:26 PM (FGQ5G)
.......

Then we had a saying on the beach: "Go back to the valley!" meaning San Jose / Silicon Valley, but it was too late.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

294 287 5But most disgusting of all was "bowel movement." Yeesh.
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Civilized folks use "BM!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 04:33 PM (2yu8s)

295 nood

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2024 04:33 PM (iziT8)

296 >>286 She's single, fellas.

http://tiny.cc/p9izwz
Posted by: bonhomme

By the look of her thighs she's beyond the point of return. Who wouldn't want to date her? She's getting a divorce and has four kids.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 04:33 PM (eYF7X)

297 She's single, fellas.

http://tiny.cc/p9izwz
Posted by: bonhomme

A ten, on a scale of infinity.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2024 04:34 PM (lZVy/)

298 290 "I always thought "defecation" sounded more disgusting than "poop." "


Agree. "Pee" and "poop" is as innocuous as it can possibly get.
Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2024 04:32 PM (iziT


I was always partial to the use of "micturate".

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at February 23, 2024 04:34 PM (PiwSw)

299 273 Troll trying to quote Scripture. Gay and Lame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



Does the troll believe in the perfect inerrancy of the Word of God? Or just use a verse, minus context, to drop on Conservative forums and masturbate?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 23, 2024 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

300 She's single, fellas.

http://tiny.cc/p9izwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 04:31 PM (6OrcJ)
.......

Fat, 23, 4 kids. I'm in.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

301 In the latest perversion of cultural norms by modern woke vandals:

Gay X-Men fans are freaking out over hunky Hercules and twinky Iceman on a new comic cover. Is Iceman really the pass around party bottom of the Marvel Universe? cover image: http://tinyurl.com/28xdt474

X-Men: The Wedding Special is written by Kieron Gillen, and also features bonus stories highlighting other queer characters like Betsy Braddock and Rachel Summers and Loki, written and drawn by queer comics talent like Tini Howard and Wyatt Kennedy...a smugly smiling Hercules with his arm around a pleasantly pleased Iceman. And just like that… the internet has a new favorite Marvel couple.

At first, fans were just loving the couple, but the love quickly turned into an argument over who would be the top and who would be the bottom.


@mattgriffinreal People, Hercules is the Power Bottom for sure... Herc is just using Iceman for ice dick as a new kink challenge to try.

@amdiazart I mean I feel like Herc is true vers. But someone used the term “Pass Around Party Bottom” to describe Bobby and… I dunno. It just fits, ya know?

Posted by: Intercepted Out.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2024 04:35 PM (JCZqz)

302 U.S. Military Aircraft are currently Tracking the Unidentified High-Altitude Balloon as it heads Southeast over Colorado.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 04:25 PM (Q4IgG)


Streichholz und Benzinkanister.

Posted by: Nena at February 23, 2024 04:35 PM (MqhXY)

303 The only reason I can find for elected officials to want this is to destroy the country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2024 03:44 PM (lTGtQ)

It's so they can overcome the natural American resistance to globalism. Once America is sufficiently reduced in that area, there will be nothing to stop a "World Government." That's the idea.

Posted by: GWB at February 23, 2024 04:35 PM (mdc3p)

304 Habit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:28 PM


And nun too soon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

305 I'd like a tour. How do I book one?
Posted by: bonhomme

Talk to your local recruiter.

Or the PLAAF.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2024 04:36 PM (lZVy/)

306 How are these people buying Cars?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2024 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

-------------------

With Eric Adams' $10,000 cards.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:36 PM (3JfbU)

307 Make boom-boom and wee-wee! On the potty!

http://tinyurl.com/yc5pp54u
30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 04:36 PM (2yu8s)

308 Habit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies

And nun too soon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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It's right there in black and white.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 04:38 PM (2yu8s)

309 LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWxrhSMLJs

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 23, 2024 03:45 PM (X4yCj)

Thanks for that.

Posted by: GWB at February 23, 2024 04:38 PM (mdc3p)

310 I ain't gonna talk about my shit.
My last one I named Daisy Cutter.
Anyways, it's unprofessional.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 23, 2024 04:39 PM (J8LnB)

311 My Mom was a nurse. She insisted on the terms "urinate" and "defecate" instead of "pee" and "poop."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)
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So was my mom. Tee-tee and BM were our terms as kids.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 23, 2024 04:42 PM (ju2Fy)

312 Muldoon - thank you, interesting!

Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 04:42 PM (FGQ5G)

313 Whatever happened to Peace Corps? All the lefties who want to save the world can join and go to trouble spots to help. Too hard? You would have to get up in the morning? It's much easier to show a flag in your X profile.

Posted by: Decaf at February 23, 2024 04:45 PM (3JfbU)

314 The lack of advertiser interest comes amid growing public disaffection for the Oscars and the woke celebrities who have turned the once must-see event into a platform for progressive grandstanding. [Breitbart]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024

=======

Good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked all the Best Picture movies at February 23, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

Very soon the Oscars will lose their primetime network broadcast and there will be much rejoicing.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 23, 2024 04:57 PM (GD2xa)

315 Why should the rest of us support Denver's stupidity./0-======

Posted by: vic at February 23, 2024 06:08 PM (A5THL)

316 And of course we have a nood

Posted by: vic at February 23, 2024 06:13 PM (A5THL)

317 I think it's not terrible if we switch to using the term migrant. It's frankly easier to say than "illegal alien" for one thing.

Also it contains within it a sense of non-permanent status. These people move around. They just can't be here.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 04:00 PM (z/ifB)



I'm sticking with Criminal Alien.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 06:16 PM (aD39U)

318 Nice blog here! Additionally your website quite
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I want my web site loaded up as quickly as yours lol

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