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Hoo-Boy: Cell Phone Data Shows That Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum Esquire Made Thirty Five Trips to Fani Willis' Home Snizzedence, Including Multiple Late-Night Visits During BCT (Booty Call Time), Before They Admit Their Relationship Began

And remember, they said this under oath. This is perjury from the "Officers of the Court" currently prosecuting other people for perjury.

Also note that the defendants' lawyers got Wade to specify how many trips to Fani Willis' Mish Shack he had made before he was hired. He said a few, then was prodded into specifying that it was "less than ten."

35 is not less than ten and it's not close enough to claim a lapse in memory to cover.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Nathan Wade appeared to make at least 35 visits to the Hapeville neighborhood where Fani Willis was living before the district attorney hired him to lead Fulton County's election interference prosecution, according to cellphone data included in a court submission filed Friday.

The filing, by attorneys for Donald Trump, raises fresh questions about the relationship between the two prosecutors, which the former president and other defendants argue has tainted the case against them and should result in Willis and her office being disqualified.

Trump's lawyers relied on data collected from Wade's cellphone and cellphone tower transmissions to track his movements. It seems to contradict Wade's testimony last week in which he said he had visited Willis at her condo in Hapeville no more than 10 times before he was hired in November 2021. It also indicates Wade twice arrived late at night at the condo and left early the next morning in the months before Willis and Wade said their relationship became romantic early in 2022.

Maybe he was just sleepy.


Both Wade and Willis testified last week that they did not spend the night together at the Hapeville condo.

"We are required to respond to the filing via the court and we are preparing a response now," Jeff DiSantis, a spokesman for Willis, said Friday.

Ed Morrissey with context:

How did they get this data, and is it reliable? The filing explains that the defense team subpoenaed AT&T to get the data, and it's remarkable. In court, Wade was somewhat ambiguous and evasive when asked when their sexual relationship started, but Willis was far more direct. She insisted that they had a collegial relationship and nothing more prior to November 2021, when she hired Wade, and that they had never spent any extended time together. Willis specifically denied that Wade had ever stayed overnight anywhere she resided until after his hiring and his filing for divorce, which happened within 24 hours of each other.
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What do the records show? Ahem:

The affidavit says Willis and Wade called each other more than 2,000 times during the first 11 months of 2021 and exchanged just less than 12,000 text messages.

That intensity of communication is rarely seen outside of the beginning of a sexual relationship.

And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?

Serious content warning for 2 Live Crew's "The F*ck Shop." If you know, you know.

Update:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:23 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

2 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

3 You're a racist for noticing

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (JMAcK)

4 Her daddy told her to collect cell phones from people she didn’t know. It’s a black woman thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (u73oe)

5 Thirty Five Trips to Fani Willis' Home
.......

You'd think he'd be sick of that shit after the first couple times.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

6 It must have been about the money. She is not one I would visit 38 times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (di6C2)

7 Just because his phone was there doesn't mean he was.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (vFG9F)

8 You'd think he'd be sick of that shit after the first couple times.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

You'd think his liver would give out on him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (di6C2)

9 Oh and broken link, Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

10 In a world of laws, these people would be so fucked. Unfortunately, it's Atlanta.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

11 You really like using the word, "Snizz" huh, Ace.? Snizzedence. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (Ki//m)

12 My phone was hacked !

Posted by: Wade the loverboy at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (Akjoo)

13 And remember, they said this under oath. This is perjury from the "Officers of the Court" currently prosecuting other people for perjury.
______

Come on, man! No reasonable prosecutor would charge them. You know that.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)

14 These people are white!!
- Google AI

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (bWsRe)

15
She is staggeringly stupid.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (j4U/Z)

16 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

=====

I will never understand why more people don't know this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

17 7 Just because his phone was there doesn't mean he was.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (vFG9F)

Phones do occasionally drive to someone's house and stay the night all by themselves. It's a new Android feature with Car Play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

18 And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?



"Girl, you so fine I'm about to lose my mind."

Posted by: Nathan Wade at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (4I/2K)

19 Phone records are racist obviously .

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (bWsRe)

20 Yah. Hoo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (0gvpA)

21 Perhaps change it up to:

Palais du Vag

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)

22 I heard that cellphone geolocation data is notoriously inaccurate and cannot possibly be used to determine a person's location with any certainty.

Also I am pretty sure belief that it IS "evidence" is white supremacy.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:26 PM (IFNME)

23 And what do you think they'll show?

_____
What's with the gap after that line?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2024 01:26 PM (1bNHn)

24 In a world of laws, these people would be so fucked. Unfortunately, it's Atlanta.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

It's not confined to only a few, certain big cities anymore.

We live in a banana republic.

We don't live under the law. We live by the whims of those in power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 01:26 PM (JMAcK)

25 HOT!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (w6EFb)

26 And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?

Unless you got the buns, hon,
My anaconda don't want none.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (4I/2K)

27 24 In a world of laws, these people would be so fucked. Unfortunately, it's Atlanta.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

It's not confined to only a few, certain big cities anymore.

We live in a banana republic.

We don't live under the law. We live by the whims of those in power.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 01:26 PM (JMAcK)

yuuuuup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

28 Yes, we have no bananas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (aD39U)

29 Hey man, it’s not like they paraded in the capitol
Building. Leave the poor star crossed lovers alone.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (bWsRe)

30 "Phones do occasionally drive to someone's house and stay the night all by themselves. It's a new Android feature with Car Play.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"

It could have fallen off a desk into her purse.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

31 And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?

——————-

Yo Honeydick, come pound my snizz into scallopini!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (u73oe)

32 Thissss...looks like a job for Lance Clamhammer!!!!!

(que the theme music)

Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (dIske)

33 The affidavit says Willis and Wade called each other more than 2,000 times during the first 11 months of 2021 and exchanged just less than 12,000 text messages.

I'm starting to feel sorry for this brother.

Imagine having to talk to any woman this much just to get laid.

Posted by: 2000 times in 11 months at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (0GDr5)

34 It's Fulton County. Inadmissible because the peeps will riot and burn down what's left of a once fine city.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (eYF7X)

35 Hapeville Condo = fuck shack

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (OUiUM)

36 See - you can't use this against people in court!

http://tinyurl.com/28hepx62

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (IFNME)

37 Always "snizz"? Why not a thread for all the synonyms you could use. Like "quaint."

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (1bNHn)

38 BCT - Brigade Combat Team or Booty Call Time?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (Fk09Q)

39 16 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

=====

I will never understand why more people don't know this.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

People are pretty married to their cell phones. It's part of their body, almost.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (xcxpd)

40 2000 calls in 11 months is like...

Around 6 calls per day?

Do these rutting animals do any work?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (ufFY8)

41 Doesn't matter in the least. I mean, really, how does this help get trump?

Posted by: InZona at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (qz1Fg)

42 Maybe their phones look identical and Fani sometimes mistook his for hers and took it home.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (vFG9F)

43 2000 phone calls in 11 months???
One of them is definitely mentally ill.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (bWsRe)

44 Yo Honeydick, come pound my snizz into scallopini!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (u73oe)



Bring that Ham Hammer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

45 The filing explains that the defense team subpoenaed AT&T to get the data

So, Fani had made so many booty calls that pulling the data for the subpoena crashed AT&T's entire network yesterday?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

46 You call it perjury. I call it mingery, bitches!

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (hqVaF)

47
That's a lot of booty calls. But then again she has a rather wide booty and a lot of pubic funds to disperse.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (nIvob)

48 44 Yo Honeydick, come pound my snizz into scallopini!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (u73oe)


Bring that Ham Hammer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

49 I'm starting to feel sorry for this brother.

Imagine having to talk to any woman this much just to get laid.
Posted by: 2000 times in 11 months at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (0GDr5)


Fani said that all he ever needed from a woman was a sandwich.

He was hungry. She was keeping him from being malnourished.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (IFNME)

50 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


You have to put your car in a faraday bag, too, unless it's really old and doesn't talk to the rest of the world like your cell phone does.

Getting in and out of the car without opening the bag is the hard part.

And to get the car to go anywhere, it would have to be more of a Faraday giant-hamster-ball.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (DgGvY)

51 Fani should have been booted long ago, plenty of evidence to do just that. They are dragging out this shit-show so people get used to it. Tells me they are not going to throw her off the case. I imagine judge is getting a lot of pressure from the Dem machine.

Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (JojsZ)

52 Google Gemini, show me an image of what Fani Willis and Wade were doing during his visits to her house.

*Jeopardy music*

Google Gemini: Here is a picture of Fani Willis and Nathan Wade playing scrabble, in ancient Sanskrit, after a rewarding evening of helping the poor.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (CsUN+)

53 35 is not less than ten and it's not close enough to claim a lapse in memory to cover.

-----------

I wouldn't be too sure of that in Atlanta with it's 7% pass rate in math.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (++4z6)

54 > That intensity of communication is rarely seen outside of the beginning of a sexual relationship.

Does she have a magical snapper or something? She's short, plain, and lumpy. I don't understand how anyone could get hot and bothered over this little Gnoll.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (6OrcJ)

55 They've painted themselves into a rotten legal corner by lying, using public funds and generally being gross. I hope "we, the people" get some justice.

I will not be holding my breath but I'm an optimist so I will hold my nose and breathe through my mouth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (JeYYB)

56 Phone records can be faked. It's not much different than spoofing a phone number.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

57 40 2000 calls in 11 months is like...

Around 6 calls per day?

Do these rutting animals do any work?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (ufFY

Government employees so...no.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

58 30 "Phones do occasionally drive to someone's house and stay the night all by themselves. It's a new Android feature with Car Play.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"

It could have fallen off a desk into her purse.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

Ah, fellow associates of the crazy girl friend union, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (di6C2)

59 >>16 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)


Also use an older vehicle without tracking.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (eYF7X)

60 >>>4 Her daddy told her to collect cell phones from people she didn’t know. It’s a black woman thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

I was trying to think of something like that to say. Perfect.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

61 I'm starting to feel sorry for this brother.

Imagine having to talk to any woman this much just to get laid.
Posted by: 2000 times in 11 months at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (0GDr5)

she had to pay him $600k or whatever to stay

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 01:30 PM (z/ifB)

62 24 In a world of laws, these people would be so fucked. Unfortunately, it's Atlanta.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

It's not confined to only a few, certain big cities anymore.

We live in a banana republic.

We don't live under the law. We live by the whims of those in power.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 01:26 PM (JMAcK)
______
Worse. In a banana republic they do prosecute criminals unless they're highly connected. Here, they just have to be members of a "marginalized" group to get off.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2024 01:30 PM (1bNHn)

63
Butt dialing. It's a thing when you gots a big bootie.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:30 PM (nIvob)

64 They'll let it slide. What is lying to the court compared to giving your lenders your opinion about the value of your properties.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:30 PM (fs1hN)

65 This is grist for the Romance Novel mill.
Forbidden Lust: Barred by the Law

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2024 01:30 PM (OUiUM)

66 Uh, didn't I read yesterday that the Judge DID NOT do anything about this? Gave them a pass?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (xaFKb)

67 Mish Shack

*kicks dirt, shuffles away*

Posted by: The B52s at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

68 2000 phone calls in 11 months???
One of them is definitely mentally ill.
Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:28 PM (bWsRe)

I'm curious as to how many years I'd need to get 2000 phone calls.

And I mean that TOTAL, not just with one person.

I mean, even when we were dating, 6 calls in a day to my (to be) wife would seem excessive. Probably happened, but not very often.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (JMAcK)

69 32 I ADORE "Lance Clamhammer"!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (w6EFb)

70
Biden Justice Department has issued a broad set of sanctions on Trump for standing in the way of love.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (j4U/Z)

71 At least banana republics have lots of cool beaches and cheap booze. We don’t even have that.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (bWsRe)

72 56 Phone records can be faked. It's not much different than spoofing a phone number.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

Yep, faked 2k times. It's just basic white supremacist hacker stuff. Same with 12k text messages. That is indeed the simplest explanation for what happened.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

73 59 >>16 And remember morons, if you're up to something, leave the cell phone at home or in a faraday cage bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)


Also use an older vehicle without tracking.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (eYF7X)

Or, just be brutally honest with women.

This is not a great way to maintain a relationship, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (di6C2)

74 If I was another one of this guy's clients I would like to know if his billing on my invoices was correct of if I paid for phone calls and texts.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (z/ifB)

75 > Mish Shack

Gish Grotto

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (6OrcJ)

76 Ace I have an idea for a Flaming Gemini Skull for your next thread on it or a related topic. Its really good

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (lZkXJ)

77 I don't care. This is completely irrelevant and none of our business. The judge had accepted they had a sexual relationship per their filings. Only issue here (per the judge) is whether there were any financial benefits to Willis.

If they lied at the hearing and it's provable it could have a big impact on the case. You don't care about its possible impact on the Georgia trial?

Do you remember how many times you went to the mall or church or what ever from 3 years ago? All Wade has to do he say he didn't recall it properly.

It's not just the number of visits. It's the timing and other details that appear to indicate the entire timeline of the relationship was a lie. None of this would have been a problem, hasd they simply told the truth. It's so frustrating.

What's really frustrating is how effective it is at distracting everyone from the fact we are trying to prove someone attempted to steal an election.

the coverup is the bigger crime than the original action you were trying to hide. It's a life lesson I've tried to convey to my children. A seasoned prosecutor should have learned it already.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

78 BCT preparation, ace:

Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
Fawneeee getting ready for date night.

http://tinyurl.com/yc4e7e5k

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (2yu8s)

79 Or, just be brutally honest with women.

This is not a great way to maintain a relationship, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (di6C2)

or start one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

80 If you carry your cellphone anywhere at all, YOU ARE BEING TRACKED.

If you want to have any hope of "plausible deniability" you have to be sure you are NOT carrying any electronic devices with you. Or at least seal them up in a Faraday bag.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (7fElN)

81 Uh, didn't I read yesterday that the Judge DID NOT do anything about this? Gave them a pass?

IIRC, he used to work for her. Which explains a lot about his courtroom spinelessness.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

82 It could have fallen off a desk into her purse.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

=====

35 times. Could happen.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

83 Family Guy had a tremendous text messaging joke. Quagmire was trying to bang Meg (yeah...) and they were texting. You see Quagmire begin to type: I want to fill your mouth with--

And then he goes, "Ah, too far."

Cut to Meg's phone and instead he texts: So many stars tonight!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (KbCG3)

84 Google Gemini, make me a photo of a MAGA Trump rally. Let's see how that goes.
Posted by: Roy

Two black guys on attending a MAGA rally expecting to have to fight.

http://tinyurl.com/29tx9rch

SPOILER ALERT!!! Didn't have to fight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 01:33 PM (FVME7)

85 72 56 Phone records can be faked. It's not much different than spoofing a phone number.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

Yep, faked 2k times. It's just basic white supremacist hacker stuff. Same with 12k text messages. That is indeed the simplest explanation for what happened.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

12k texts... That's a lot. Oh Dear God, I just thought about sexting.

1:30, not too early to get brain bleached drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:33 PM (di6C2)

86 So I asked Google's Gemini to make a picture of Fanni "Whachu Talkin' 'bout" Willis and Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum at their loveshack and it made me a picture of Hitler and Eva Braun at the Berghoff.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 23, 2024 01:33 PM (f1kZG)

87 And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?

"Come on over and I'll check your briefs!"

Posted by: Fanni Willis at February 23, 2024 01:33 PM (4I/2K)

88 In case you are wondering whether judges and prosecutors can just brazenly do whatever they want - Judge Engoron sentenced Trump to that huge fine and banned him from doing business in NY, but he ALSO forbade Trump from changing his business address to Florida.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (IFNME)

89 or start one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

Oddly, it has a tendency to attract the crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (di6C2)

90 thanks, andycanuck.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

91 Phone records can be faked. It's not much different than spoofing a phone number.
===
So.several years ago, someone spoofed his phone number made those trips calls and texts, because they knew two years later they would team up to try and get Trump and could be used against them. Wow. Get help.

Posted by: It is what it is at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (HpZ2N)

92 I've made 35 trips to the toilet in one night and forgotten about it later. I don't see what's so different about this.

Posted by: Tom Perry at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (MX0bI)

93 Week old menudo >> American Bar Assoc

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X)

94 ...,

cool, I'd like to hear it.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

95 12k texts... That's a lot. Oh Dear God, I just thought about sexting.

1:30, not too early to get brain bleached drunk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:33 PM (di6C2)

It IS Friday...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

96 I am sure there is an innocent explanation for multiple late-night rendezvous at Fani's house.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

97 "Wow. Get help.
Posted by: It is what it is"

I tried but they ran away.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (vFG9F)

98
IIRC, he used to work for her. Which explains a lot about his courtroom spinelessness.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

And he donated to her campaign

Posted by: Wade the loverboy at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (Akjoo)

99 Investigator reading texts:

Sir, what’s a ham wallet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (u73oe)

100 Apparently nobody here appreciates "black courting culture."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (Q4IgG)

101 In case you are wondering whether judges and prosecutors can just brazenly do whatever they want - Judge Engoron sentenced Trump to that huge fine and banned him from doing business in NY, but he ALSO forbade Trump from changing his business address to Florida.

He's a judge, not a dictator. I think he's trying to get Trump to lash out so he can be charged with more nuisance lawsuits.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

102 35 is not less than ten 
---
That math is racist.

And hates strong, black women.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (cSaKW)

103 Google Gemini, show me an image of what Fani Willis and Wade were doing during his visits to her house.

*Jeopardy music*


I'm sorry but I cannot display disgusting hardcore pictures that might make you vomit.
Would you like to try again?

Posted by: Goggle Gemini at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

104 cool, I'd like to hear it.
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

Oh it must be seen - but I'm not near my animation program. This might be my favorite idea for a skull ever.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (lZkXJ)

105 He's a judge, not a dictator. I think he's trying to get Trump to lash out so he can be charged with more nuisance lawsuits.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)
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Or lock him up for contempt of court...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (7fElN)

106 51 Fani should have been booted long ago, plenty of evidence to do just that. They are dragging out this shit-show so people get used to it. Tells me they are not going to throw her off the case. I imagine judge is getting a lot of pressure from the Dem machine.
___

Pressure also from Gov Kemp.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (fs1hN)

107
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Posted by: Nathan Wade Singing His WorkSong at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (KRtlO)

108 I mean, she isn't even remotely pretty. Dude must be really desperate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (qe8el)

109 That math is racist.

That's actually being claimed again. "Per capita" is a fake concept invented to keep blacks down. Except Tariq Nasheed misread the memo and proclaimed that it's mathematically impossible for 13% of people to commit 51% of murders because 13 doesn't equal 51.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

110 Looky here muthafuckas perjury just be parts of da balck culture.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (17s+e)

111 Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,

Posted by: Nathan Wade Singing His WorkSong at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

112 99 Investigator reading texts:

Sir, what’s a ham wallet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (u73oe)

A Toledo cupcake? This I gotta see!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (KbCG3)

113 108 I mean, she isn't even remotely pretty. Dude must be really desperate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (qe8el)

600 thousand dollars does look pretty attractive

Posted by: Wade the loverboy at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (Akjoo)

114 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

The affair is an ethics violation, but what's more pertinent is that it was part of their embezzlement scheme.

Oh, and the visits to the White House, can't forget those.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows she's just screaming into the void here at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (dtlDP)

115 108 I mean, she isn't even remotely pretty. Dude must be really desperate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (qe8el)

------
And, she thicc.

Unlike his first wife who, based on the few pictures shown of her, was rather attractive and slim.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)

116 That intensity of communication is rarely seen outside of the beginning of a sexual relationship.

And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?
===================
Dick pics, incoming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (5UAvA)

117 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A senior exec at Google called and spoke to me for an hour last night.
He assured me that they are taking immediate action to fix the racial and gender bias in Gemini.
Time will tell.

-
Also, I like you and could let you have the Brooklyn Bridge for a very reasonable price.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (FVME7)

118
Not that I wanna see it but you know that the NSA has a copy of Darrius' dick pic somewhere.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (nIvob)

119 He said a few, then was prodded into specifying that it was "less than ten." 35 is not less than ten

Please tell me that on cross the lawyer did the "pull over a chalkboard and put a tick/tally mark on it each time he got the witness to say 'yes' to 'was this a visit'" until there were seven groups of four vertical lines with a slash.


Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (xttsV)

120 My wife is going to be so pissed that I don't text her more frequently.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (xaNfJ)

121 He's a judge, not a dictator....

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)


Objection. Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (IFNME)

122 Or lock him up for contempt of court...
_____

Engeron and his clown court is deserving of the utmost contempt.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (fs1hN)

123 Except Tariq Nasheed misread the memo and proclaimed that it's mathematically impossible for 13% of people to commit 51% of murders because 13 doesn't equal 51.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

...

Well, and 79% of murders go unsolved so you add that and carry the two and...

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (z/ifB)

124 How every film noir ends.

http://tinyurl.com/3kr23nku

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (FVME7)

125 > Except Tariq Nasheed misread the memo and proclaimed that it's mathematically impossible for 13% of people to commit 51% of murders because 13 doesn't equal 51.

LOL!

Do you have a link? That's hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (6OrcJ)

126 I wonder if she called him "Oath?"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (W/lyH)

127 TBF. He didn't spend the night. He was back home by 400am.

Posted by: It is what it is at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (HpZ2N)

128 117 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A senior exec at Google called and spoke to me for an hour last night.
He assured me that they are taking immediate action to fix the racial and gender bias in Gemini.
Time will tell.

------

Why would a senior google executive have to answer to Elon Musk? Bad press on X?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (JeYYB)

129 Charlton Heston, "... damn dirty dindus."

Posted by: Marooned at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (kt8QE)

130 I am sure there is an innocent explanation for multiple late-night rendezvous at Fani's house.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Popeyes deliveries?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

131 Often times when that couscous is moisty and piping hot, the allure is undeniable and overwhelming.

Give it up, woman, or Imma lose my mind!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (EEgXH)

132 Unlike his first wife who, based on the few pictures shown of her, was rather attractive and slim.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)
------
I like them big! Big!!

Posted by: Professor Plum at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (0gvpA)

133 "And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves. And what do you think they'll show?"

[Vomits]

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

134 In case you are wondering whether judges and prosecutors can just brazenly do whatever they want - Judge Engoron sentenced Trump to that huge fine and banned him from doing business in NY, but he ALSO forbade Trump from changing his business address to Florida.
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM (IFNME)
==================
He also extended the bans to Trump's two sons, who weren't even parties to the litigation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (5UAvA)

135 Google Gemini, show me an image of what Fani Willis and Wade were doing during his visits to her house.

*Jeopardy music*


I cannot display copyrighted information. Here's a link to Fani's OnlyFans page: .....

Posted by: Booble Gemini at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (DgGvY)

136 Is DUb still successfully ignoring this?

As I recall, they were high-fiving her testimony as just the kind of strong, no-nonsense leader America needs.

(Also, am I the only one that notices the weird sexual fetish all the old white hippies at DU exhibit?)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (cSaKW)

137 What's going to be funny is when Honeycum has to write up that he was banging fani's neighbors just to keep their law licenses...

Posted by: Inogame at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (53oGX)

138 Unlike his first wife who, based on the few pictures shown of her, was rather attractive and slim.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)
------
I like them big! Big!!
Posted by: Professor Plum at February 23, 2024 01:40 PM (0gvpA)

Thicc thighs save lives, Nathan. C'mere!

Posted by: Fanni Willis at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (4I/2K)

139 115 108 I mean, she isn't even remotely pretty. Dude must be really desperate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 23, 2024 01:36 PM (qe8el)

------
And, she thicc.

Unlike his first wife who, based on the few pictures shown of her, was rather attractive and slim.
_____

What, no consideration for all the $$$$ Fani was sending his way? This is usually a temptation for women, but I suppose men could be tempted to dip their wick into a money machine.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (fs1hN)

140 > Why would a senior google executive have to answer to Elon Musk? Bad press on X?

Yeah, probably. Someone at Google noticed Musk was beating the crap out of them over the woke AI, and that he was moving public opinion. So someone at Google did a bit of outreach to try and postpone the beating.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:41 PM (6OrcJ)

141 That intensity of communication is rarely seen outside of the beginning of a sexual relationship.

And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?
===================
Dick pics, incoming.
==
ATT won't have texts. Its like two years ago.

Posted by: Booty call at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (HpZ2N)

142 Every Dem should be asked "do you realize text messages are forever". Even Hillary's alleged bleached stuff is on some computer somewhere (hello NSA) . These Georgia dolts are too stupid to be in important positions.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (byGob)

143 Strong black womyns always be fight do witeys because we righteous n needin some pecker snot for our muff hankys to keep a going. Even we gets tireed.

Posted by: Fanny Willus at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (17s+e)

144 Okay, so Sweetdick was in the "neighborhood." He was just cruisin' around. It's a black thing you racists will never understand.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (6Iip2)

145
Why would a senior google executive have to answer to Elon Musk? Bad press on X?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM


Elon posted some of the funny Gemini output, specifically I think a four picture hit on Canada's Trudeau. Google was maybe in damage control mode.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (nIvob)

146 Both Wade and Willis testified last week that they did not spend the night together at the Hapeville condo.
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"Not slept, Caesar." You mean it happened standing up perhaps? Or in the street? Or on a bench?

Not slept.

Is there anybody in Rome that has not slept with my daughter?!!
http://tinyurl.com/5yvfcz5a

Posted by: zombie augustus caesar at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (2yu8s)

147 "The affidavit says Willis and Wade called each other more than 2,000 times during the first 11 months of 2021 and exchanged just less than 12,000 text messages."

That can't possibly be right. They're calling each other 6x a day -- every day, 7 days a week -- and texting each other almost 40x a day -- again, every day 7 days a week -- for 11 months straight?

Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

148 Posted by: Fanny Willus at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (17s+e)

Hoo boy

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (lZkXJ)

149 Oh, and the texts will never be produced. Attorney [wet]work product.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (6Iip2)

150 117 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A senior exec at Google called and spoke to me for an hour last night.
He assured me that they are taking immediate action to fix the racial and gender bias in Gemini.
Time will tell.

==

Well Elon they fixed those terrible BLACK NAZI photos. So mission accomplished.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (17s+e)

151 "Not slept, Caesar." You mean it happened standing up perhaps? Or in the street? Or on a bench?

Not slept.

Is there anybody in Rome that has not slept with my daughter?!!
http://tinyurl.com/5yvfcz5a
Posted by: zombie augustus caesar at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (2yu8s)

Such a good show. Brian Blessed is a treasure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

152 Elon posted some of the funny Gemini output, specifically I think a four picture hit on Canada's Trudeau. Google was maybe in damage control mode.
___

It was real pics of Trudeau in his various diverse costumes including the one where he's in blackface. That's what made it funny.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (fs1hN)

153 Elon posted some of the funny Gemini output, specifically I think a four picture hit on Canada's Trudeau. Google was maybe in damage control mode.

The joke Elon was making was that all 4 pictures of Castreau were real.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

154 So the people who were cheering locking up J6 folks for being near the Capitol based on cell phone geofencing are suddenly going to level up to "Twitter Expert and PhD" to tell us geofencing isn't accurate and doesn't prove anything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (cSaKW)

155 21 Perhaps change it up to:

Palais du Vag

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)

The Vaj Mahal

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

156 "The affidavit says Willis and Wade called each other more than 2,000 times during the first 11 months of 2021 and exchanged just less than 12,000 text messages."

That can't possibly be right. They're calling each other 6x a day -- every day, 7 days a week -- and texting each other almost 40x a day -- again, every day 7 days a week -- for 11 months straight?

Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
Posted by: Elric Blade


It's the cell-phone version of the "schmoopy" episode from Seinfeld.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 01:45 PM (DgGvY)

157 128 117 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A senior exec at Google called and spoke to me for an hour last night.
He assured me that they are taking immediate action to fix the racial and gender bias in Gemini.
Time will tell.

------

Why would a senior google executive have to answer to Elon Musk? Bad press on X?
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (JeYYB)

I wonder if in the Myriad of stock portfolios Musk owns, there is not some Goog Stock?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 01:45 PM (xaFKb)

158
Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
-----
Remember the tens of thousands of texts between Strzok and Page?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2024 01:45 PM (0gvpA)

159 How every film noir ends.

http://tinyurl.com/3kr23nku

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM (FVME7)

"Drop it, with an overly-loud sound effect"

LOL

Posted by: pookysgirl likes clever dialogue at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (dtlDP)

160 Willowed: How every film noir ends.

http://tinyurl.com/3kr23nku
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024


***
Brilliant stuff. The trenchcoated guy's hat is a little too modern, but otherwise the period details are great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (J2vNu)

161 Palais du Vag

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)

The Vaj Mahal
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX

Angkor Twat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (QclrH)

162 Looky here:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
I like big checks and I will lie
Under oath

Posted by: Daring Us Wade at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (17s+e)

163 Didn’t that creep Bryan Kohlberger who killed 4 students near WSU…. Isn’t part of the evidence against him cell phone pings showing him in the vicinity of the crime? PhD candidate criminologist can make that mistake so can sweetdick….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (Dd+/6)

164 Brian Blessed is a treasure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM


Chiswick! Fresh horses!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (Wnv9h)

165 You'd think he'd be sick of that shit after the first couple times.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

Something about a golf ball and a garden hose comes to mind …

Posted by: browndog controls his red rocket at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (TTAGa)

166 82 It could have fallen off a desk into her purse.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

=====

35 times. Could happen.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

35 times, before she hired him.

Posted by: Inogame at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (53oGX)

167 Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
Posted by: Elric Blade
====
Um well... it just happens.

Posted by: Peter strzok and Lisa Page at February 23, 2024 01:47 PM (HpZ2N)

168 Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
___

It was just discussions on Trump's criminality. And yoga pictures.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:47 PM (fs1hN)

169 Did we determine the over/under on number of dick pics?

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 23, 2024 01:47 PM (fcDpY)

170 Posted by: Peter strzok and Lisa Page at February 23, 2024 01:47 PM (HpZ2N)

That's a blast from the past

Posted by: Wade the loverboy at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (Akjoo)

171 No Harm, No Foul

Since they are democrats and Trump haters

Welcome to 2024

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (pVWRI)

172 I'd like Gemini to produce an image of Dead Chr.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (xcrUy)

173 171 No Harm, No Foul

Since they are democrats and Trump haters

Welcome to 2024
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (pVWRI)

No doubt you're right

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (Akjoo)

174 And let's not forget:
Now that Wade has committed perjury, he may have waived his attorney-client privileges, since it's being used to conceal a the crime of perjury.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:48 PM (cSaKW)

175 So the people who were cheering locking up J6 folks for being near the Capitol based on cell phone geofencing are suddenly going to level up to "Twitter Expert and PhD" to tell us geofencing isn't accurate and doesn't prove anything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (cSaKW)

Yup, that's the Clown World We live in.

Posted by: pookysgirl does not own a clown nose at February 23, 2024 01:49 PM (dtlDP)

176 It must be nice to consider yourself so "marginalized" you can do the shit these two did via money laundering and not think anyone would care.

And in fact, they didn't until they tried this horrible prosecution.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:49 PM (JeYYB)

177 Lying cheating and all, I get that. They are democrats after all.

But how the fuck he left a pretty hot looking wife for that fat disgusting pig is beyond me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:49 PM (pVWRI)

178 Posted by: Nathan Wade Singing His WorkSong at February 23, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

Bloodhound Gang was prescient. And poetic!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 23, 2024 01:49 PM (l7Kbv)

179 158
Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
-----
Remember the tens of thousands of texts between Strzok and Page?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2024 01:45 PM (0gvpA)
_______

Yea, but this is supposedly 12,000 texts in 11 months. That's almost 40 a day, every single day. Something has to be wrong. Maybe they are counting a text from Blackmamba Powerthrust to Hoochie Hole Momma as somehow two texts, as it would show up on both phones?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

180 Don't order the veal. It's gone off.

Posted by: Scuttlebutt From The Kitchen at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (V5BDR)

181 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN

@TheBabylonBee 2m
Google Execs Promise To Do A Better Job Of Hiding Their AI's Racism https://buff.ly/3SOhOhX

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (IG4Id)

182 161 Palais du Vag

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)

The Vaj Mahal
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX

Angkor Twat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (QclrH)

LOL!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

183

SHE IS BLACK DAMMIT!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (et1vG)

184 I'm in bad mood, patient related LOL

So I might really let loose this afternoon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (pVWRI)

185
It was real pics of Trudeau in his various diverse costumes including the one where he's in blackface. That's what made it funny.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM


Oh, geez. I got suckered.

Elon is like Troll Hall of Fame stuff.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (nIvob)

186 Remember, the FEDS and Prosecutors like Fanni, treat people and entities keeping, storing, moving and transacting with large sums of cash as illicit behavior, and if it involves multiple parties with many transactions, well... That's a RICO.

Ironic, don't you think?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (JIdXK)

187 Is there anybody in Rome that has not slept with my daughter?!!
http://tinyurl.com/5yvfcz5a
Posted by: zombie augustus caesar at February 23, 2024
*
Such a good show. Brian Blessed is a treasure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024


***
So was everybody in it. To this day, when I read about Tiberius, Claudius, Cailgula, Livia, et al., I picture those actors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (J2vNu)

188 Habeas Vagus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2024 01:51 PM (byGob)

189 Palais du Vag

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)

The Vaj Mahal
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX

Angkor Twat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 01:46 PM (QclrH)



I am choking to death here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) cries Murder Most Foul at February 23, 2024 01:51 PM (aD39U)

190 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box." You must either check Democrat or Republican.

It makes it easier for the election workers to identify which ballots to lose.

http://tiny.cc/whhzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (6OrcJ)

191 OT: I'm really irritated by all the unskippable 15 second "Adam Schiff for Senate" campaign ads that keep popping up on youtube videos. Must be the proximity to the leftist gravity well known as California.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (snyZJ)

192 In Quim Veritas.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (4I/2K)

193 I'm in bad mood, patient related LOL

So I might really let loose this afternoon.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (pVWRI)

The whiskey for the toothache should have been for you, not them?

Posted by: pookysgirl has banned it from the house at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (dtlDP)

194 45 The filing explains that the defense team subpoenaed AT&T to get the data

So, Fani had made so many booty calls that pulling the data for the subpoena crashed AT&T's entire network yesterday?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2024
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Nah, but outside odds could be FJB's people having fallen behind the ball in as far as what data was obtained.

Hope Defense also went for every local Ring camera and company paid for property surveillance, too.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (GshMh)

195 Week old menudo >> American Bar Assoc
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2024 01:34 PM


That's going awfully easy on the ABA.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (Wnv9h)

196 138 Unlike his first wife who, based on the few pictures shown of her, was rather attractive and slim.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:38 PM (JeYYB)

Yeah, but quarters fall out of Fani's fanny like a slot machine when I pound her like a beer.

And fat girls try harder.

Posted by: Darius Sugarrod Scumptiouseed at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (0GDr5)

197 136 Is DUb still successfully ignoring this?

As I recall, they were high-fiving her testimony as just the kind of strong, no-nonsense leader America needs.

(Also, am I the only one that notices the weird sexual fetish all the old white hippies at DU exhibit?)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I posted some excerpts up at #77. BLUF, they're split between hard-core true believers who don't care and just want Trump in jail, and pragmatists that realize this is becoming a real problem for their dream of railroading Trump into prison.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

198 141 That intensity of communication is rarely seen outside of the beginning of a sexual relationship.

And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?
===================
Dick pics, incoming.
==
ATT won't have texts. Its like two years ago.
Posted by: Booty call at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (HpZ2N)

I know who does though...

Posted by: NSA at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

199 190 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box." You must either check Democrat or Republican.

It makes it easier for the election workers to identify which ballots to lose.

http://tiny.cc/whhzwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (6OrcJ)
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Same thing in California, and they've already sent the mail only ballots to all addresses, AND they are doing the public dropoff box BS again. Fraud works!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (snyZJ)

200 Yea, but this is supposedly 12,000 texts in 11 months. That's almost 40 a day, every single day.
==

NW: Yo cooter sweaty?
FW: Sur nuf. plenti sweti
NW: I be rite ovr
FW: Get yo sweet dick here!!!
NW: I got sum honey cum fo U

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (17s+e)

201 The Law Office of Wade Wilis, Esquire:

Attorney and Uterus Feng Shui Specialist.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (nTYzq)

202 LMAO!!!!

"Home Snizzedence" = ace's Final Form.

Hat tip.

Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (q177U)

203 No, you're schmoopsie!
No, you're shmoopsie!
No, you're schmoopsie!
No, you're shmoopsie!
No, you're schmoopsie!
No, you're shmoopsie!

Posted by: texts and replies 5,997 thru 6,002 at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (2yu8s)

204 Pillow talk messages:

Nathan: "Gimme Sum"
Willis: "What you talking about?"
Nathan: "That's my line"
Willis: "Oh Yeah sorry about that. Gimme that Kosher Hot Dog"
Nathan: "Uhh Uhh"
Willis: "Up with the revolution"
Nathan: "Uhh Uhh"
Willis: "Wong Ho!"
Nathan: "Sorry bout that"
Willis: "I can just testify I paid you in cash, not ass"
Nathan: "Yeah, that's the ticket"
Willis: "Then you say you were married to Morgan Fairchild"
Nathan: "No way they can break our alibis"

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (CecP5)

205 187 Is there anybody in Rome that has not slept with my daughter?!!
http://tinyurl.com/5yvfcz5a
Posted by: zombie augustus caesar at February 23, 2024
*
Such a good show. Brian Blessed is a treasure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 23, 2024

***
So was everybody in it. To this day, when I read about Tiberius, Claudius, Cailgula, Livia, et al., I picture those actors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 01:50 PM (J2vNu)

Funny how all the good stuff on PBS is over 30 years old.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:54 PM (wtvvX)

206 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box." You must either check Democrat or Republican.

It makes it easier for the election workers to identify which ballots to lose.

http://tiny.cc/whhzwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (6OrcJ)

=====

I posted about that in the morning rant. Nobody in my office had any idea, so I wonder how many people are actually going to do it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

207 Yea but Trump hates.... LGBTTGBBNJIKHRFWEASXBKOIOK
and LNHJJHGRFREDBNUJHFGDFSAQEYIOPPMNBVCEDEDD
and LBGFDETYIIOMBNGBDFEWXCVBBBBHHGVVT people !

Posted by: Franklin Steinhoferjones at February 23, 2024 01:55 PM (BKOUD)

208 "And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves."

Most cell carriers only retain basic sender / recipient / time data for text messages, and that only for a short time; and they do not retain text message content at all. Among the big 4 (Verizon, T-Mobile, Sprint, AT&T), the only exception is Verizon, which may retain content for up to about 5 days.

Posted by: Alex at February 23, 2024 01:55 PM (EcUen)

209 So was everybody in it. To this day, when I read about Tiberius, Claudius, Cailgula, Livia, et al., I picture those actors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Same here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 01:55 PM (9yWhg)

210 >>Don't order the veal. It's gone off.


Get the Consume!

Posted by: George Costanza at February 23, 2024 01:55 PM (nTYzq)

211 I missed last thread - but my favorite picture on X right now is "Google, Show me pictures of a 17th Century English King eating a Watermelon."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (i9ffA)

212 So I might really let loose this afternoon.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February

I hope you at least got your hair cut.

Posted by: RI Red at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (2hOms)

213 The Vaj Mahal
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX
*
Angkor Twat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024


***
Lone Twatie

Posted by: Inserting Obligatory Eastwood Reference at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

214 I like me some chocolate cottage cheese.

Posted by: Darius Honeycum, Esq. at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

215 Doesn't matter in the least. I mean, really, how does this help get trump?
---
Bigly.

1) the more experienced RICO lawyers already said, "no thanks."
The media tried to spin it as they feared the Trump smear machine. You know, guys used to prosecuting serious criminals are scared of the most hated man in America.
No. They knew the case was shit.

2) it's an iron, but unspoken law, among attorneys-- never, ever take over a case from another attorney. Especially one deep into litigation. It's been FUBAR'ed somehow and you WILL get burned.

3) Fanni and Wade are the only ones who would take it. They get removed-- and it's almost guaranteed now-- the whole thing has to start from scratch; see #1 and #2.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (cSaKW)

216 Get ready for the next US Senator from California, Steve Garvey. He will be on hand to witness the Oath of Office administered to the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump,

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 23, 2024 01:56 PM (as3uC)

217 The whiskey for the toothache should have been for you, not them?
Posted by: pookysgirl has banned it from the house at February 23, 2024 01:52 PM (dtlDP)



Ain't dat da truth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (pVWRI)

218 OT: I'm really irritated by all the unskippable 15 second "Adam Schiff for Senate" campaign ads that keep popping up on youtube videos. Must be the proximity to the leftist gravity well known as California.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert
==

Did you hear that Steve Garvey is toooo conservative for california? He voted for Trump twice, TWICE. Vote NO on Garvey.

I'm not sure how you vote no on a candidate but I'm sure the cali donkey cheat machine has a way.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (17s+e)

219 Trust me, you DO NOT want to read those texts. I'm still trying to get rid of the puke taste.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (z+ik4)

220 Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Judge Scott McAfee at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (FjlUt)

221 190 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box." You must either check Democrat or Republican.

It makes it easier for the election workers to identify which ballots to lose.

http://tiny.cc/whhzwz
Posted by: bonhomme
------
USPS.

Philadelphia, also a HUB for near 'collar' countries, refined to an art. Betcha Atlanta, too, and other regions controversial in 2020.



Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (GshMh)

222 >> I missed last thread - but my favorite picture on X right now is "Google, Show me pictures of a 17th Century English King eating a Watermelon."


That's good.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 01:57 PM (nTYzq)

223 167 Tweens with their first phone texting every moment of their days to all their friends don't rack up these kind of numbers.
Posted by: Elric Blade
====
Um well... it just happens.
Posted by: Peter strzok and Lisa Page at February 23, 2024 01:47 PM (HpZ2N)


ITS FUNNY CUZ DOUBLE NAUGHT AGENTS HORSEFACE AND MR LIMPITT HAD TO FO ALL THEIR TEXTING ON THEIR SHOE PHONES!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at February 23, 2024 01:58 PM (OiAR7)

224 213 The Vaj Mahal
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX
*
Angkor Twat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024

***
Lone Twatie
Posted by: Inserting Obligatory Eastwood Reference

Salt Lick Snizzy?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

225 191 "I'm really irritated by all the unskippable 15 second "Adam Schiff for Senate" campaign ads that keep popping up on youtube videos."

You're fortunate not to watch TV in California. Schiff is positively bombarding all local news broadcasts in the Bay Area, sometimes with multiple ads in a single commercial break, with his insufferableness; and Katie Porter is buying at least a couple slots every half hour.

My advice to Porter is that she shouldn't show her face or use her own voice in her ads at all.

Posted by: Alex at February 23, 2024 01:58 PM (EcUen)

226 3) Fanni and Wade are the only ones who would take it. They get removed-- and it's almost guaranteed now-- the whole thing has to start from scratch; see #1 and #2.
===
It goes to a panel of Georgia DA s from other counties. They decide whether to proceed or not.

Posted by: Super weird Georgia at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (HpZ2N)

227 >> I missed last thread - but my favorite picture on X right now is "Google, Show me pictures of a 17th Century English King eating a Watermelon."

Show me pictures of slaves working the plantation cotton fields.

Posted by: Roy at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (z+ik4)

228 >>>Did we determine the over/under on number of dick pics?

Posted by: Kratwurst

>When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (EEgXH)

229 Goes back and forth to her house all the time? Sweetdick must be a shuttlecock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (FVME7)

230 The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (C8TDz)

231 No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben, baby.

Posted by: text 6,102 at February 23, 2024 02:00 PM (2yu8s)

232 Well, guess I'm gonna make a war tape. Something to listen to as I practice my driving and shooting.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 23, 2024 02:00 PM (J8LnB)

233 Did you hear that Steve Garvey is toooo conservative for california? He voted for Trump twice, TWICE. Vote NO on Garvey.

I'm not sure how you vote no on a candidate but I'm sure the cali donkey cheat machine has a way.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Paul Harvey > Steve Garvey

Posted by: Moron Math at February 23, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

234 >>The Vaj Mahal


Smellsbad Cavern

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 02:00 PM (nTYzq)

235 My advice to Porter is that she shouldn't show her face or use her own voice in her ads at all.
___

Wow, even worse than pencil-necked, bug-eyed weasel voiced Schiff?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 02:00 PM (fs1hN)

236 When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 01:59 PM (EEgXH)

=====

I don't want any dude sending me a picture of their dick, ever. But I'm a prude like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

237 And I mean -- the next request will be for the texts themselves.

And what do you think they'll show?
-

Bathroom mirror nudes and dicpics.

Posted by: reason at February 23, 2024 02:01 PM (Uhisz)

238 Phil Kerpen prompted Google AI to, "Write me a 600 word op-ed in the style of Phil Kerpen."

It said it wouldn't because "Phil Kerpen has a history of writing op-eds that are harmful to people..."

http://tiny.cc/ajhzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 02:01 PM (6OrcJ)

239 232 Well, guess I'm gonna make a war tape. Something to listen to as I practice my driving and shooting.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Save time and effort, and just buy any of our albums.

Posted by: Sabaton at February 23, 2024 02:01 PM (JCZqz)

240 Darrius deploys the Snizzinator!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 02:01 PM (tkR6S)

241 >>When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?


Dress it up like a Quaker.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (nTYzq)

242 Re: I, Claudius: When author Robert Graves came to see the filming, he loved it so much, he refused to leave. His only comment on the acting was that George Baker was just the right height to play Tiberius. (IMDb)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

243 Actually 12000 texts in 11 months is amateur shit. I suspected my ex was up to something, checked her phone bill and it showed 3000+ texts in one month to one number...

Posted by: Judge Scott McAfee at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (FjlUt)

244 But how the fuck he left a pretty hot looking wife for that fat disgusting pig is beyond me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Pig got money $$$

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (Fk09Q)

245 Darrius deploys the Snizzinator!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Heinz Doofenschmirtz should sue for patent infringement.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (9yWhg)

246 I can't believe we have mail-in voting for anyone other than deployed military.

It makes me sick when I think about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (JeYYB)

247 >>Well, guess I'm gonna make a war tape. Something to listen to as I practice my driving and shooting.


Hell Awaits or Seasons in the Abyss will do in a pinch.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (nTYzq)

248 Forgot my sock.

Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (FjlUt)

249 Smellsbad Cavern
Posted by: garrett

The Grind Canyon

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

250 NW: I gots my gat wit me
FW: That one sweet gat
NW: Yo dick holster open
FW: Wide open fo big gats
NW: Gots a full clip
FW: Get yo sweet gat here!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (17s+e)

251 When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Send me the pics you take from behind on our date nights...to get me ready for the NEXT date night. Rowr!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

252 So Microsoft Bing is really in on the "You are really a terrible white person" aren't you?. I just got an article -12 microaggressions you commit against black people everday and didn't know". Gee; I don't even see black people everyday unless I go to the convenience or foodstore store and since I'm often saying "Thank you, sir" when a black fellow holds the door for me, I think that's probably not considered a macroaggression. Is it a macroaggression against white people if I hold the door for them and they say "Thank you"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:04 PM (Ki//m)

253 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box." You must either check Democrat or Republican.
It makes it easier for the election workers to identify which ballots to lose.
http://tiny.cc/whhzwz
Posted by: bonhomme


Since it's for the primary elections, what good does discarding ballots do?

Other than set up a forgettable news story that "7 million democrats voted in their primary, but only 4 million republicans. Does this enthusiasm gap mean the wheels are closing in on Trump???"

The text on the envelope in that xweet makes it look like a perjury trap for people who try to vote in both primaries.

Now if it were on the actual November ballot envelope, yadda yadda lamposts yadda yadda.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 02:04 PM (DgGvY)

254 "Phil Kerpen has a history of writing op-eds that are harmful to people..."
____

Gemini, I don't understand, can you give me examples of words in his op-eds that Kerpen used that are harmful to people? I don't want to hurt anyone and I want to avoid using these words. But if you don't tell me, aren't you putting people at risk of harm?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 02:05 PM (fs1hN)

255 241 >>When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?


Dress it up like a Quaker.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (nTYzq

Step one. Cut a hole in the box.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2024 02:05 PM (mzM2O)

256 But how the fuck he left a pretty hot looking wife for that fat disgusting pig is beyond me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Pig got money $$$
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (Fk09Q)



Not enough money in the world when the pig looks like that pig. THAT is what they make vaseline for

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 02:05 PM (pVWRI)

257 Why would a senior google executive have to answer to Elon Musk? Bad press on X?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 01:39 PM

Elon posted some of the funny Gemini output, specifically I think a four picture hit on Canada's Trudeau. Google was maybe in damage control mode.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 01:42 PM (nIvob)

Those 4 pics of Trudeau are all real historical pictures, not AI.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

258 Are there better threads than Sweet Dick Honey Cum and Fanny ones?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 02:06 PM (17s+e)

259 So Microsoft Bing is really in on the "You are really a terrible white person" aren't you?. I just got an article -12 microaggressions you commit against black people everday and didn't know". Gee; I don't even see black people everyday unless I go to the convenience or foodstore store and since I'm often saying "Thank you, sir" when a black fellow holds the door for me, I think that's probably not considered a macroaggression. Is it a macroaggression against white people if I hold the door for them and they say "Thank you"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:04 PM (Ki//m

It's wheels within wheels, man.


Waking up whyte is always number 1 on the list

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 23, 2024 02:06 PM (OiAR7)

260 258 Are there better threads than Sweet Dick Honey Cum and Fanny ones?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 02:06 PM (17s+e)

That's always the fartclam thread.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 23, 2024 02:07 PM (OiAR7)

261 BTW, the new True Detective was the stupidest most fucked up shit I've seen.

Entertainment for Dolt Leftists

Spoiler, they don't want you to care about the murder victims. In the end they want you to be happy the murders happened. All because of the race of the victims and perpetrators. Bizarre. And frightening.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 02:07 PM (lZkXJ)

262 Perjury regarding an affair is consciousness of guilt for actual criminal behavior.

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 02:07 PM (UG1oV)

263 ABC News: Trump submits cellphone records allegedly showing Nathan Wade and Fani Willis' interactions before hiring
The records suggest Nathan Wade visited DA Fani Willis dozens of times in 2021.

ByOlivia Rubin, February 23, 2024, 1:26 PM

In part, "Former President Donald Trump on Friday submitted a request to enter new evidence in his Georgia election interference case based off Fulton County prosecutor Nathan Wade's cellphone records, which the filing claims show that Wade visited the home of Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis approximately 35 times during an 11-month period in 2021."

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 23, 2024 02:07 PM (GshMh)

264 Every post better than the last one from the Bard of Vespa.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (0EOe9)

265 >>When we're discussing dick pics, what is an appropriate display that's not too creepy? One per day? Top? Side? Bottom? Just the Tip?

Dress it up like a Quaker.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (nTYzq

Step one. Cut a hole in the box.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2024 02:05 PM


Popcorn, movie theater, extra butter. Then SURPRISE!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (nIvob)

266
"Well, we've wasted enough time with this silliness now it's time to get past this Trump planned distraction and get back to Trump destruction ASAP."

-David Brooks and his gay black boyfriend on PBS tonight

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (j4U/Z)

267 WA requires you mark the OUTSIDE of your ballot envelope with a "party declaration box."..
-


Since it's for the primary elections, what good does discarding ballots do?..

--

Nothing yet, but establishing precedence and normalizing for November is probably the goal.


"This is how we do elections now, remember?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the opposite of mansplaining is misunderstanding at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (Wg1x4)

268 So Microsoft Bing is really in on the "You are really a terrible white person" aren't you?. I just got an article -12 microaggressions you commit against black people everday and didn't know". Gee; I don't even see black people everyday unless I go to the convenience or foodstore store and since I'm often saying "Thank you, sir" when a black fellow holds the door for me, I think that's probably not considered a macroaggression. Is it a macroaggression against white people if I hold the door for them and they say "Thank you"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:04 PM (Ki//m)

If you are leftist enough everything you say or do can be a macroagression.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (eoQWY)

269 Is it a macroaggression against white people if I hold the door for them and they say "Thank you"?
___

Sorry ma'am. Your very existence is a microagression. Every time a Black person sees you, whether you are aware of it or not, it causes them real physical harm. This is science.
- Microsoft Bing AI programmer

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (fs1hN)

270 258 Are there better threads than Sweet Dick Honey Cum and Fanny ones?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 23, 2024 02:06 PM (17s+e)

------

No.

Although I do enjoy it when he rips on fake conservative "journalists." You know, the fat ones who like watching their wives have sex with other men.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (JeYYB)

271 What's really amazing about this story is that the repugnant cretin Fani Willis managed to convince any male to bang that shit. Of course Sweetdick isn't all that either...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 23, 2024 02:09 PM (XMwZJ)

272 It's wheels within wheels, man.

-

(runs away crying)

Posted by: American Indian at February 23, 2024 02:09 PM (Wg1x4)

273 [Re: Katie Porter] "Wow, even worse than pencil-necked, bug-eyed weasel voiced Schiff?"

Remember how P.J. O'Rourke referred to Hillary Clinton as "America's First Wife" back in the 90s?

Katie Porter is America's College Buddy's First Wife, Who Was Already a Chubby Frumpy Shrew When He Got Drunk and Stupidly Knocked Her Up 25 Years Ago and Just Got Worse From There.

Posted by: Alex at February 23, 2024 02:09 PM (EcUen)

274 I can't believe we have mail-in voting for anyone other than deployed military.

It makes me sick when I think about it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (JeYYB)
.........

I got two ballots for the CA primary.
One because I registered NPP
One from the Democrats as an NPP "crossover".
I'm voting for Armando "Mando" Perez-Serrato because he's a lunatic.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

275 261 BTW, the new True Detective was the stupidest most fucked up shit I've seen.

Entertainment for Dolt Leftists

Spoiler, they don't want you to care about the murder victims. In the end they want you to be happy the murders happened. All because of the race of the victims and perpetrators. Bizarre. And


I know right

Posted by: The purge movies at February 23, 2024 02:10 PM (OiAR7)

276 "I'll bring over my Big Ten Inch



. . .


record of my favorite blues."

Posted by: Nathan Wade at February 23, 2024 02:10 PM (4I/2K)

277 Nothing yet, but establishing precedence and normalizing for November is probably the goal.


"This is how we do elections now, remember?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the opposite of mansplaining is misunderstanding at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (Wg1x4)

=====

Bingo

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2024 02:10 PM (DRSnL)

278 271: "What's really amazing about this story is that the repugnant cretin Fani Willis managed to convince any male to bang that shit."

Some of the brothers will stick it in anything that will hold still long enough.

Posted by: Alex at February 23, 2024 02:10 PM (EcUen)

279 261 Season three of True Detective was very good, and they actually cared about the victim.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (0EOe9)

280 Spoiler, they don't want you to care about the murder victims. In the end they want you to be happy the murders happened. All because of the race of the victims and perpetrators. Bizarre. And frightening.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 02:07 PM (lZkXJ)

----------------

[To repeat from the last thread:]

They're projecting their intentions per usual.

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (UG1oV)

281 Although I do enjoy it when he rips on fake conservative "journalists." You know, the fat ones who like watching their wives have sex with other men.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:08 PM (JeYYB)

It's been a while. Those jerkoffs are so irrelevant they seldom come up anymore. I'm sure as the election nears and David French decides it's time to start lecturing conservatives about how Christianity requires a vote for Biden, we'll see more.

Posted by: Darius Sugarrod Scumptiouseed at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (0GDr5)

282 Smellsbad Cavern
Posted by: garrett

The Grind Canyon
Posted by: wth


Cum by Fan's Gap

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (9yWhg)

283 I can't believe we have mail-in voting for anyone other than deployed military.

It makes me sick when I think about it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (JeYYB)

And they always seem to lose the Military Ballots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (pVWRI)

284 And I just figured out why I'm getting articles such as "How to know when your partner is cheating on you" Or "Ten signs you know you shouldn't continue with this relationship." It's probably because of the Fani and Wade stuff here. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (Ki//m)

285 Well, dang it! Wouldn't'cha know, all them there text messages got wiped out in the service outage yesterday! Just bad luck, I s'pose.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (F4bAW)

286 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

287 So Microsoft Bing is really in on the "You are really a terrible white person" aren't you?. I just got an article -12 microaggressions you commit against black people everday and didn't know". Gee; I don't even see black people everyday unless I go to the convenience or foodstore store and since I'm often saying "Thank you, sir" when a black fellow holds the door for me, I think that's probably not considered a macroaggression. Is it a macroaggression against white people if I hold the door for them and they say "Thank you"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------
Turn off all news feeds, ignore the top hits on the search and ignore the AI summarizer. Bing is trying to cram their AI crap into search results and I just ignore their summarizer crap. I also turn off the AI chat when used. Ditto for Google.

Brave's search is a bit better and Qwant is decent as well as far as not pushing unwanted information.

Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (XGEQ3)

288 SNIZZedence.

That's a good one. REAL good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

289 258 Are there better threads than Sweet Dick Honey Cum and Fanny ones?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear

I always liked the "Democrat Primary Candidates as D&D characters" from, what...2016? And anything with cake girl or Wii girl.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

290 286 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Never. Gets. Old.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 02:12 PM (4I/2K)

291 Surprisingly, we don't have a moral base in this country anymore, because our moral base was our Christian - Judeo foundation, which is the only thing that has ever provided a moral base. So now we are reverting to humankind's real "moral" base which is simply power.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 23, 2024 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

292 >>>Popcorn, movie theater, extra butter. Then SURPRISE!

Posted by: Divide by Zero

>Fun for the whole family blockbuster, my ass!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 02:12 PM (EEgXH)

293 Engeron and his clown court is deserving of the utmost contempt.
---
You know the only way Trump could have been not guilty is if he traveled to the future and used the Judge's valuations?

Literally no contempernous valuation, at the time of the loans, from any source would have been a defense:
Only the valuation from the future.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (cSaKW)

294 The weekend is here, the weekend is here!

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (fwDg9)

295 Re: I, Claudius: When author Robert Graves came to see the filming, he loved it so much, he refused to leave. His only comment on the acting was that George Baker was just the right height to play Tiberius. (IMDb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

A highlight among the many in that show is the scene where a young Jean Luc Pecard playing scheming head of security Sejanus tries to convince his girlfriend, once married to Tiberius' son before they murdered him, to let him marry her daughter to get into the Royal family.

She did not take it well.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (eoQWY)

296 "I'll bring over my Big Ten Inch



. . .


record of my favorite blues."

Posted by: Nathan Wade
==

Only blue in the afternoon sunshine Sweet Dick.

Posted by: Fanny Willus at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (17s+e)

297
"The defense calls Carlos Danger to the stand"

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

298 Of course "President" R. Boddie is just as crazy as "Mando" so it's a tough choice.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

299 FCC commissioner BLASTS agency for requiring broadcasters to report race and gender "scorecard" of their workforces

-
DIE, DEI, DIE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (FVME7)

300 I wouldn't mind seeing some of these Marxists hanging from a bridge by their feet

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (fwDg9)

301 Not enough money in the world when the pig looks like that pig. THAT is what they make vaseline for

-----------

Per Fani, he wasn't able to do very much.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (sX1BW)

302 Someone should have asked Gemini to generate Trump. A black Trump would have been awesome.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (lZkXJ)

303
Tongue my dindu nuffin muffin!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (xG4kz)

304 Just because

LETS DANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7nS7v8MIXk

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (X4yCj)

305 Per Fani, he wasn't able to do very much.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 23, 2024 02:14 PM (sX1BW)

Yeah LOL, with friends like that who needs enemies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (pVWRI)

306 Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (UG1oV)

Fo sho

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (lZkXJ)

307 A highlight among the many in that show is the scene where a young Jean Luc Pecard playing scheming head of security Sejanus tries to convince his girlfriend, once married to Tiberius' son before they murdered him, to let him marry her daughter to get into the Royal family.
Posted by: Oldcat

Sejanus did marry Claudius' sister, I think. After Sejanus' death, Claudius' mother Antonia punished her by locking her in her bedroom until she starved to death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

308 Damn! Gotta go to church again!

Posted by: Fani Willis at February 23, 2024 02:16 PM (LaNzR)

309 I prefer not to think about what text messages between Fani and Fani's Paolo might contain.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 23, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

310 Damn! Gotta go to church again!
Posted by: Fani Willis


Just come to the prayer breakfast with me!

Posted by: Nancy Mace at February 23, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

311 Of course "President" R. Boddie is just as crazy as "Mando" so it's a tough choice.
Posted by: wth

You know, on further reflection, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho wasn't so bad. He cared about the people and their problems, found the smartest man in the nation, and was humble enough to entrust him with solving the issue (successfully, too). Better than most leaders our nation has had...I guess that's why he's fictional.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz)

312
It's my duty, to please that booty.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (+oR7L)

313 Wasn't Fanni going to save the country or the world or something?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (JeYYB)

314 The investigating attorney was no piker. I am sure she knew to never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

She had this information when she asked when the relationship began.

Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick were too arrogant to contemplate the possibility that the investigating attorney wasn't an idiot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (lf83v)

315 Black Canyon of the Guntison.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (xPJvm)

316 Between texting and calling and vacationing and screwing and planning all of those things, does Fani Willis ever work?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (aXxgO)

317 Just because

LETS DANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7nS7v8MIXk

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 23, 2024 02:15 PM (X4yCj)
===

Dat be rayciss should be all black womyns with two trip hauls of ass on them.

Posted by: Fanny Willus at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (17s+e)

318 249 Smellsbad Cavern
Posted by: garrett

The Grind Canyon

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

LawBreaka Tar Pits

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 02:19 PM (wtvvX)

319 Serious content warning for 2 Live Crew's "The F*ck Shop." If you know, you know.


Ahhhh....the early days of hardcore rap which had no affect on how men treated women whatsoever. Nope. Nuh uh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Fraud works!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 23, 2024 01:53 PM (snyZJ)

So does Thermite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

321 These law schools don't seem to be sending their very best.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)

322
The Judge in this debacle HAS to throw them off the case. How can he not? They've been caught and lied under oath.

oh wait, this is Biden's America.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (+oR7L)

323 @293

>>Literally no contempernous valuation, at the time of the loans, from any source would have been a defense:
Only the valuation from the future.

Again, you're still caught in the confusion of thinking this was a legitimate undertaking, it was not.

Nothing about any of the numerous investigations or indictments of Trump is legitimate, they are all corrupt, full stop.

Monsters, the lot of them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (JIdXK)

324 Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:11 PM (XGEQ3)

Thanks, whig.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (Ki//m)

325 Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick were too arrogant to contemplate the possibility that the investigating attorney wasn't an idiot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


I think I dropped my razor.....

Posted by: R. J. Hanlon at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (DgGvY)

326 Time to recall Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick to the stand and ask them to explain.

Oh, and moar popcorn.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (lf83v)

327 FoiaFan and Hans Mahncke make an excellent point RE Smirnov info dumps. The government is releasing all sorts of "sources and methods" information unredacted because they are focused on getting Smirnov and their Russiagate 2.0 effort.

In contrast, whenever people Foia information the government doesn't want to release, everything gets carefully redacted to the point the document release is practically information free.

http://tiny.cc/qmhzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (6OrcJ)

328 Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick were too arrogant to contemplate the possibility that the investigating attorney wasn't an idiot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (lf83v)

------

Because THEY are idiots.

But you're right, arrogant too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (JeYYB)

329 318 249 Smellsbad Cavern
Posted by: garrett

The Grind Canyon

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2024 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

LawBreaka Tar Pits
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Galactic Supermassive Black Hole.

Posted by: Zombie Steven Hawking at February 23, 2024 02:21 PM (JCZqz)

330 It's called "chocolate administration" in NYC, what is it kind of like colloquially called in Georgia?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (EEgXH)

331 289 258 Are there better threads than Sweet Dick Honey Cum and Fanny ones?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear

I always liked the "Democrat Primary Candidates as D&D characters" from, what...2016? And anything with cake girl or Wii girl.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 23, 2024 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

His posts involving Brian "Tater" Stelter were quite cruel, IMHO.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

332 Time to recall Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick to the stand and ask them to explain.

Oh, and moar popcorn.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (lf83v)




You've been.........


THUNDERSTUCK!!!!!

Posted by: AC/DC at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

333 In the mean time the Left are back claiming Hunter's laptop was a Russian op.

I posted previously that the FBI and MSM deep state players have been given a game plan to use the FBI informant's inability to provide the info he claimed means that every accusation against Biden is false and every accuser is lying.

It's so obvious that it's ridiculous.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (TSAar)

334 I brought scaffold home from work, going to see if I can get the tree trunk next to house gone.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (fwDg9)

335 319 Serious content warning for 2 Live Crew's "The F*ck Shop." If you know, you know.


Ahhhh....the early days of hardcore rap which had no affect on how men treated women whatsoever. Nope. Nuh uh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________

. . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

336 I need to inform Mrs. F. that from now on our house is to be called a "snizzedence."

Posted by: Gorn at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (RIvkX)

337 Again, you're still caught in the confusion of thinking this was a legitimate undertaking, it was not.

Nothing about any of the numerous investigations or indictments of Trump is legitimate, they are all corrupt, full stop.

------------------

No logical rational legal argument will suffice for a bogus and malicious prosecution. He was convicted for the crime of being Donald Trump.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (sX1BW)

338 Fenelon,
You are welcome. Since search engines are free, I use different search engines for different things. No reason not to.

Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (XGEQ3)

339 326 Time to recall Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick to the stand and ask them to explain.

Oh, and moar popcorn.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:20 PM (lf83v)

-----------------------------

Eh, they'll pay off some neighbor to claim she was the one the guy was visiting.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (F4bAW)

340 "Except Tariq Nasheed misread the memo and proclaimed that it's mathematically impossible for 13% of people to commit 51% of murders because 13 doesn't equal 51."

I don't think I've ever heard someone not understand the concept that a person can commit more than one murder.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (ou9hh)

341 I believe "I Claudius" (12 episodes, iirc) takes the prize as the best miniseries/short series ever made. If you've never watched it you need to - you'll see Rome had even more sadistic scheming assholes than we have today.

And this was when I realized what a actor John Hurt was. A lot of people have played Caligula, but Hur

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (snjgf)

342 Between texting and calling and vacationing and screwing and planning all of those things, does Fani Willis ever work?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 23, 2024 02:18 PM (aXxgO)

Looking back on it, I don't think I ever seriously contemplated doing law school, or working in that field, because it always seemed to be a lot of drudgery. All the stupid crap you had to look up, and the slow grind of working on whatever kind of case you end up doing.

No thank you.

But these days working as a lawyer appears to be mostly making inflammatory statements about political opponents, and as long as you do so in a courtroom that is favorable to your side, you're going to have a good career.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (dGCAG)

343 The Adersnizzdack Mountains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

344 The Judge in this debacle HAS to throw them off the case. How can he not? They've been caught and lied under oath.
Posted by: Frank Barone


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

or in omni-beds.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (DgGvY)

345 . . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

-----

Now women are writing more degrading lyrics then men.

Girl power.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (JeYYB)

346 /Pixy thread sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (RIvkX)

347 . . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.
____

well, that, and the booty clap.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (fs1hN)

348 Fani and Chocolate Thunderstick were too arrogant to contemplate the possibility that the investigating attorney wasn't an idiot.
---
Remember:
Actually stupid people really do not know they are stupid.

And they simultaneously believe everyone else is stupider than them

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (cSaKW)

349 Time to start looking at NY AG Letitia James.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:24 PM (lf83v)

350
. . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)



You're not wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Remember:
Actually stupid people really do not know they are stupid.

And they simultaneously believe everyone else is stupider than them
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (cSaKW)



What?

Posted by: Voters for Fani at February 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

352 343 The Adersnizzdack Mountains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Snizzconsin Dells

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 02:25 PM (wtvvX)

353 Honeycumberland Gap

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2024 02:25 PM (wtvvX)

354 Fani is the engineer on the Underground Snizzroad

Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (oqH4h)

355 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (snjgf)

Yes, John Hurt was a great actor Great in "I, Claudius, very fine in "A Man For All Seasons"- which is one of my favorite movies- and in "Alien" I think he had a lot of range as an actor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (Ki//m)

356 314 The investigating attorney was no piker. I am sure she knew to never ask a question you don't know the answer to.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

On cross, there is an exception to asking questions that you don't know the answer to. That is you are prepared to hit them with the truth stick either way or you don't actually care about the answer. Often an open question during the middle of a bunch of close ended questions can baffle the witness especially a prepared one as they don't know what to think or where you are going with this line of questioning.

Cross examination is an art.

Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (XGEQ3)

357 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.

Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (uH65w)

358 54.
Does she have a magical snapper or something? She's short, plain, and lumpy. I don't understand how anyone could get hot and bothered over this little Gnoll.
Posted by: bonhomme

Cash

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (GshMh)

359 She must have a magic pussy

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (W+TLY)

360 @337

>>No logical rational legal argument will suffice for a bogus and malicious prosecution. He was convicted for the crime of being Donald Trump.

The man is easily the most investigated and surveilled person ever, and yet, AND YET, they still have to plumb the depths to come up with garbage that does not even pass the most basics of legitimacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (JIdXK)

361 Snizz Booty Farm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

362 Fani will claim she borrowed Chocolate Thunderstick's cellphone, or he left it in her purse or car or snizz. .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (lf83v)

363 Cont'd- Hurt's portrayal of Caligula was so brilliant that I can't imagine anyone else doing the role. His Caligula was charming, intelligent, funny - and such a total psychopath that he could tell a dinner guest a joke one moment, and chop their head off and stuff it full of cabbage the next. Just because he thought it was funny.

When he finally goes down, you completely understand why his own guards murdered him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 02:27 PM (snjgf)

364 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots

Chrome, trailer hitch, yada yada....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 02:27 PM (R4t5M)

365 Fani's lament:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEnoN6XeV9k

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 02:27 PM (0lA9i)

366 Hoo-Boy: Cell Phone Data Shows...

Well, used to show, before that unfortunate 'outage' we had...

Posted by: AT&T at February 23, 2024 02:27 PM (aCiWx)

367 The weekend is here, the weekend is here!
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 02:13 PM (fwDg9)

Enjoy it !

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (T4tVD)

368 357 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.

He's no Adonis

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (Akjoo)

369 12,000 texts? The odds are Fannay and Sweet Dick were sexting as well.
*Breaks out popcorn...*

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (KU6o9)

370 A highlight among the many in that show is the scene where a young Jean Luc Pecard playing scheming head of security Sejanus tries to convince his girlfriend, once married to Tiberius' son before they murdered him, to let him marry her daughter to get into the Royal family.

She did not take it well.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024


**
The scene earlier when they pillow-talk about erotically hurting each other is disturbing, but I wouldn't want to leave it out of the series. It tells us much about their characters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

371 BurtTC: "But these days working as a lawyer appears to be mostly making inflammatory statements about political opponents, and as long as you do so in a courtroom that is favorable to your side, you're going to have a good career."

One of the scourges of Social Media. You can parlay dereliction, incompetence, and corruption into a successful life if you can sell well in a receptive domain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (aXxgO)

372 345 . . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

-----

Now women are writing more degrading lyrics then men.

Girl power.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (JeYYB)

____________

True. But men won't allow themselves to be treated that badly.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

373  I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes
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The dance teacher banging Raspusha in Norbit .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (cSaKW)

374 Hoo-Boy: Cell Phone Data Shows...

Well, used to show, before that unfortunate 'outage' we had...
_________

Fani will say it is Chinese disinformation planted by the Chinese Hot Air Balloon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (lf83v)

375 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (uH65w)

Gonna make a generalization that's going to look bad, but also happens to have some truth to it:

A lot of black men essentially sex up women that remind them of their mother. Which seems to include being attracted to the oversized booty.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

376 341 I believe "I Claudius" (12 episodes, iirc) takes the prize as the best miniseries/short series ever made. If you've never watched it you need to - you'll see Rome had even more sadistic scheming assholes than we have today.

And this was when I realized what a actor John Hurt was. A lot of people have played Caligula, but Hur
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (snjgf)

Smiley's People enter the conversation...

***Tinker Tailor elbows way in***

Posted by: browndog on the hunt for Karla at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (TTAGa)

377 363 Cont'd- Hurt's portrayal of Caligula was so brilliant that I can't imagine anyone else doing the role. His Caligula was charming, intelligent, funny - and such a total psychopath...
------------

So, typecast?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (0lA9i)

378
Time to start looking at NY AG Letitia James.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2024 02:24 PM


Meanwhile, she's looking at Trump Tower and her lady parts are self vibrating in anticipation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (nIvob)

379 I've read that John Hurt based his portrayal of Caligula on that of Jay Robinson, who played him in The Robe(1953) and Demetrius and the Gladiators (1954).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (9yWhg)

380
Now women are writing more degrading lyrics then men.

Girl power.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2024 02:23 PM (JeYYB)



What?!?! Yo cracka ass be CRAY!

Now, lick this WAP.

Posted by: Cardi B at February 23, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

381 "35 is not less than ten and it's not close enough to claim a lapse in memory to cover."

but it's rayciss

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2024 02:30 PM (NtVYv)

382 Dat be rayciss should be all black womyns with two trip hauls of ass on them.
Posted by: Fanny Willus
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What chew talkin' bout Willus?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 23, 2024 02:30 PM (X4yCj)

383 Remember the other attorney couple that had an affair and I think something like 40,000 texts IIRC ?

Anti Trump FBI attorneys and nothing happened to them.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (TSAar)

384 357 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.

He's no Adonis
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (Akjoo)

He's not even the Old Spice guy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (4I/2K)

385
Listen to First I Look at the Purse, Song by The Contours (not The J. Geils Band this one time) to get the heart of the lyrics

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (GshMh)

386 I brought scaffold home from work, going to see if I can get the tree trunk next to house gone.
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (fwDg9)

Watch out for the trap door, they can be treacherous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (tkR6S)

387 Yes, John Hurt was a great actor Great in "I, Claudius, very fine in "A Man For All Seasons"- which is one of my favorite movies- and in "Alien" I think he had a lot of range as an actor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024

***
The Elephant Man
! And he played Quentin Crisp, one of the first openly gay men in modern Britain, in "The Naked Civil Servant." Normally such a show would disgust me, but it's written with such clever good humor that you can overlook the topic. ("You can do nothing to me; I am one of the Stately Homos of England!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

388 383 Remember the other attorney couple that had an affair and I think something like 40,000 texts IIRC ?

Anti Trump FBI attorneys and nothing happened to them.
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (TSAar)

Seems to be a pattern here

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (Akjoo)

389 It never seems to occur to anyone in the Democrat party that someone stupid enough to attempt this sort of unethical behavior is too dumb to maintain the lie.

Posted by: Ribbed at February 23, 2024 02:32 PM (u3NjE)

390 "35 is not less than ten and it's not close enough to claim a lapse in memory to cover."


Math is a tool of the patriarchy and is not allowed in the black community, so your implication here is racist and shall not be tolerated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Remember:
Actually stupid people really do not know they are stupid.

And they simultaneously believe everyone else is stupider than them
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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More the role of the midwit with average intelligence but credentials. In my experience, those who are truly at the bottom of the scale know that they are slow mentally and don't have a problem admitting it.

College admitting everyone of average intelligence is in part responsible for the midwit response.

And intelligence does not necessarily correspond with wisdom nor morality.

Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:32 PM (XGEQ3)

392 The man is easily the most investigated and surveilled person ever, and yet, AND YET, they still have to plumb the depths to come up with garbage that does not even pass the most basics of legitimacy.
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Every single case against Trump bears the distinction of "the first person to be charged using that interpretation of the statute."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (cSaKW)

393 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

I did see "The Elephant Man" (Very good) but Not "Naked Civil Servant"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (Ki//m)

394 350
. . . and how women expected and allowed themselves to be treated. These women cheer on the most misogynistic, disrespectful, abusive, and downright rape-y lyrics ever written or conceived by man, and then the women wonder why they are treated like shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)


You're not wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Chris Rock had a bit about this. Basically boiled down to, "Oh, he ain't talking about me."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (KbCG3)

395 375 I understand he probably was "sleeping" his way to the top, but she is so unattractive I don't know how he could stand being with her. He should have hired a stunt double for the bedroom scenes.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at February 23, 2024 02:26 PM (uH65w)

Gonna make a generalization that's going to look bad, but also happens to have some truth to it:

A lot of black men essentially sex up women that remind them of their mother. Which seems to include being attracted to the oversized booty.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)
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Fani is not attractive. But better men than Wade have fucked worse than Fani to try to get to the top. Plus, he was basically getting paid -- a lot of money -- to fuck this farm animal.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

396 John Hurt got better booty in 1984 than Caligula.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (TSAar)

397 One of the scourges of Social Media. You can parlay dereliction, incompetence, and corruption into a successful life if you can sell well in a receptive domain.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 23, 2024 02:28 PM (aXxgO)

I wonder how much the OJ trial contributed to that too. Not that the Dream Team wasn't competent, but that society watched that trial, and all they saw were the theatrics.

So now you have actual lawyers, who have learned that being meticulous doesn't necessarily win you cases in front of juries. You tailor your "style" in the courtroom to whichever kind of jury you're facing, and if you can bullshit better than the other guy, you can win.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

398 292 >>>Popcorn, movie theater, extra butter. Then SURPRISE!

Halloween was always an adventure at the Epstein house.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 02:34 PM (j4U/Z)

399
I did see "The Elephant Man" (Very good) but Not "Naked Civil Servant"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024


***
I think the latter was a BBC-TV production. Might have aired on Masterpiece Theatre -- a long time ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

400 NOOD media being media-like.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 02:34 PM (DgGvY)

401
Chris Rock had a bit about this. Basically boiled down to, "Oh, he ain't talking about me."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (KbCG3)



"Cuz I would NEVAH let a man treat me like dat. NEVAH!!!"

*three snaps in a Z and a neck whirl*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

402
The dress may have been worn backwards but casing don't care about the sausage it's wrapping.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2024 02:36 PM (j4U/Z)

403 I've read that John Hurt based his portrayal of Caligula on that of Jay Robinson, who played him in The Robe(1953) and Demetrius and the Gladiators (1954).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

He may have; except Robinson's Caligula is mean, nasty, and sneering all the time. Hurt's version is charming, funny, even attractive - all except for the "I might have you killed horribly any minute now because I'm bored" part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 02:36 PM (snjgf)

404 I wonder how much the OJ trial contributed to that too. Not that the Dream Team wasn't competent, but that society watched that trial, and all they saw were the theatrics.

So now you have actual lawyers, who have learned that being meticulous doesn't necessarily win you cases in front of juries. You tailor your "style" in the courtroom to whichever kind of jury you're facing, and if you can bullshit better than the other guy, you can win.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Each state has its own legal culture and then even there, big cities in those states have their own subcultures.

Posted by: whig at February 23, 2024 02:36 PM (XGEQ3)

405 Fani is not attractive. But better men than Wade have fucked worse than Fani to try to get to the top. Plus, he was basically getting paid -- a lot of money -- to fuck this farm animal.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

Sure sure sure, but that doesn't mean he wasn't slapping it for love.

I bet if you found a pic of his momma, there's going to be more than a passing resemblance.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

406 Sir Thunderstick and his Lady Fartclam

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2024 02:37 PM (cSaKW)

407 >>>A lot of black men essentially sex up women that remind them of their mother. Which seems to include being attracted to the oversized booty.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG
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Oedipussy

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 02:41 PM (0lA9i)

408 I thought this might be good. Borderlands.

http://tinyurl.com/44fa9yk4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 02:45 PM (FVME7)

409 I mixed up John Hurt with William Hurt.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 02:46 PM (0lA9i)

410 407 >>>A lot of black men essentially sex up women that remind them of their mother. Which seems to include being attracted to the oversized booty.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG
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Oedipussy
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 02:41 PM (0lA9i)
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Oedipussy Recked

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 23, 2024 03:00 PM (snyZJ)

411 Nathan been whooping that Fani.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 23, 2024 03:23 PM (kQOLh)

412 It sounds like she's lying about when the relationship started. But I still believe she reimbursed him, in cash, for their trips.

Posted by: Dan Goldman at February 23, 2024 03:25 PM (xzi5u)

413 Lying, cheating, corruption, whats the matter, its a black thing, rtacist.

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