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Wyeth Day Dream1.jpg

Day Dream
Andrew Newell Wyeth

Long-time commenter, and friend, Bandersnatch passed away yesterday.

He loved Andrew Wyeth, for both prurient and esthetic reasons, and we would often talk about Wyeth's work, and his position as one of the titans of 20th century American art. During one of those chats, he gleefully recounted a snippet from an interview, in which Wyeth spoke proudly of the work he had done to render pubic hair perfectly.

We once spent a few cold autumn hours on the patio of a local pub, drinking beer, smoking cigars, and building and tending a fire in the firepit. He was a ferocious competitor and was confident that he was the world's greatest fire builder; a claim I contested. We ended up with a roaring fire and a bunch of empty pint glasses, and I was left with a memory I will cherish.

RIP

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 titties

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 I knew you would post this Wyeth today.

RIP Bander.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 09:30 AM (N0jBA)

3 That's art. Even without a dog.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 09:31 AM (1bNHn)

4 RIP, Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

5 Wasn't the chick Wyeth's mistress?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

6 We've got bush...!


-Booger

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (geLO8)

7 Day Dream
Andrew Wyeth
Date: 1980
Style: Contemporary Realism
Genre: nude painting (nu)
Media: tempera, panel
Location: Hammer Museum ( University of California), Los Angeles, CA, US

Hammer Time

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (T4tVD)

9 RIP Bander

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

10 That's art. Even without a dog.
Posted by: Eeyore


But there is a pussy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

11 Nice dream image!

RIP, Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

12 Bandersnatch, RIP.

Posted by: dantesed at February 27, 2024 09:33 AM (88xKn)

13 We've got bush!

Posted by: Booger at February 27, 2024 09:33 AM (/6GbT)

14 Day Dream? More like a wet dream.... amirite

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 09:34 AM (Q4IgG)

15 Morning, folken!

I'm sure we've had this one before. Good to see it again. No doubt represents a hot climate, or a hot mosquito-plagued season in a more temperate one, or there would be no need for the mosquito netting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

16 I like this, but I wouldn't hang it in the great hall of my stately main manor house. This would hang in the private study at my seaside estate.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 09:34 AM (geLO8)

17 Lovely female form. I'm also a big fan of Wyeth. A copy of his "Master Bedroom" work is on display at Casa de Doof.

Nice words, CBD. Thank you for sharing that story with us.

RIP Bandersnatch

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 09:34 AM (JunzL)

18 I like Wyeth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 09:35 AM (0FoWg)

19 Bandersnatch is gone? Oh no. He was a great presence here, always bringing the focus back to where it belongs: good women.

Thanks for the fine story, and the even finer Wyeth. My respects to his students, his family, and to Alexthechick and all his friends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2024 09:35 AM (+HBZi)

20 This would hang in the private study at my seaside estate.
Posted by: Don Black


The place where you study your privates? Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)

21 Thank you for this.

I loved Bander with everything I am.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)

22 Requiescat in pace, Bandersnatch.

That list on the sidebar's getting uncomfortably long.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

23 She was a math savant, performing complex calculations while sleeping, using the abacus at the head of the bed.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 27, 2024 09:37 AM (w9Wax)

24 I loved Bander with everything I am.
Posted by: alexthechick


Sincere condolences AtC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

25 That is a nice memory for you, CBD, sorry about Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Sgq8y)

26 I guess if you keep them in Saran Wrap they last longer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 09:38 AM (FVME7)

27 RIP Bandersnatch. That’s a fine memory CBD, thanks for sharing it.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 27, 2024 09:38 AM (nIRE6)

28 He loved Andrew Wyeth, for both prurient and esthetic reasons ...
++++
Me, too.

In fact, I have a framed print of this very piece hanging on the wall above my computer monitor right now. I first saw it on an Art Thread and had to have a copy. I hung it my home office so I can see it whenever I want.

The mosquito net is particularly well-rendered. It's perfectly gauzy and must have been damned hard to do this well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)

29 Uhhh Beavis, uhh ugh huh this chick is naked.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (bWsRe)

30 Keep it to a whisper, she's sleeping

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (cGXBu)

31 I'm sure we've had this one before. Good to see it again. No doubt represents a hot climate, or a hot mosquito-plagued season in a more temperate one, or there would be no need for the mosquito netting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

Summah in Maine. Those skeeters get to be yay-big.

*holds hands wide apart*

That room reminds me so much of our cottage on the coast up there it ain't funny.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (T+Iwg)

32 I hung it my home office so I can see it whenever I want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



So that's how you lost so much weight!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

33 Of course, if you've spent a considerable amount of time living in PA, as I have, Wyeth is a thing for you. Practically required. Like how NJ people are with Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen, but one billionth as lame as that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (0FoWg)

34 That curtain must have been difficult to paint.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 09:40 AM (cf/0E)

35 Oh no !! What happened???

Prayers for .Bandersnatch. May his soul rest in peace and those who love him be comforted by their wonderful memories of him.

Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2024 09:41 AM (Ed8Zd)

36 Of course, if you've spent a considerable amount of time living in PA, as I have, Wyeth is a thing for you. Practically required. Like how NJ people are with Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen, but one billionth as lame as that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Same sort of dynamic with Warhol as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 09:41 AM (R4t5M)

37
Summah in Maine. Those skeeters get to be yay-big.

*holds hands wide apart*



Ahh-yup.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 09:41 AM (bWsRe)

38 Hooter
Twin Peaks

nope

If I win the lottery Titties N Beer will be my place.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:42 AM (ENQN6)

39 So that's how you lost so much weight!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

And went blind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 09:42 AM (gSZYf)

40 I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess
Sundown, you'd better take care

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

41 So that's how you lost so much weight!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

And went blind.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Dialysis is barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 09:43 AM (R4t5M)

42
Nude aint got clothes on
Nekkid aint got clothes on and up to sumpin

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:45 AM (ENQN6)

43 That curtain must have been difficult to paint.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Yes, I'm certain that where most of his concentration was spent. Right?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 27, 2024 09:45 AM (LZ0gJ)

44 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2024 09:45 AM (9+W95)

45 Not sure if I like how it is displayed.

http://tinyurl.com/3xwwuk4z

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6)

46 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

47 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 09:47 AM (bWsRe)

48 Very nice, CBD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 09:47 AM (sE7UM)

49 Not sure if I like how it is displayed.

http://tinyurl.com/3xwwuk4z
Posted by: rhennigantx


Wonder what the guy is doing with his hands....

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

50 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 09:48 AM (sE7UM)

51 Gates is going for Dr evil level super villain.
Posted by: Montec


One of the things I loved about Despicable Me was how they made Gru's rival look like Bill Gates.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)

52 Helga (the model for this painting and many others) is she still around? I remember Michael Palin (of Monty Python fame) interviewed her about ten years ago in a BBC documentary about Andrew Wyeth.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 27, 2024 09:49 AM (BHrzb)

53 Damn! Bandersnatch?!

Deepest condolences to his family, AtC, and his friends. May his memory be eternal.

Thanks for this, CBD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

54 We're all going to need mosquito nets. Bill Gates is letting free a gadzillion genetically modified mosquitos.
Posted by: torabora

To blot out the sun?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 09:49 AM (FVME7)

55 Bad news everywhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 09:50 AM (R4t5M)

56 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 27, 2024 09:50 AM (JkCto)

57 Helga (the model for this painting and many others) is she still around?



She was Wyeth's mistress, no?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

58 CBD Nakid Woman Memorial > Valhalla > Burning Ship

Posted by: Next2Nothing at February 27, 2024 09:50 AM (tA1/w)

59 Uh oh. My bad. Barrel time.
Damn

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 27, 2024 09:51 AM (JkCto)

60 Weyth had a long term affair with his model/neighbor Helga. His wife supposedly did not know...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg)

61 You can contemplate the art while listening to "Daydream in Blue", a minor hit by i Monster, which includes lyrics about a naked woman flying around the bedroom. Close enough.

http://tinyurl.com/3zf6aedu

Posted by: Musical Moron at February 27, 2024 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

62 That list on the sidebar's getting uncomfortably long.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM


Ayuh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)

63 there would be no need for the mosquito netting.

A little-known phase of Wyeth's career was his work with Christo.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2024 09:52 AM (zdLoL)

64 Been a while since I've seen a 100 comment rule violation that egregious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)

65 49 Not sure if I like how it is displayed.

http://tinyurl.com/3xwwuk4z
Posted by: rhennigantx


Wonder what the guy is doing with his hands....

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)
----
Pocket billiards.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #05 at February 27, 2024 09:53 AM (qfLjt)

66 Andy was banging that piece of ass. Two cheers for Andy!

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 09:54 AM (hWxEy)

67 pi[ Bad news everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024

***
Bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take
One more step. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

68 Been a while since I've seen a 100 comment rule violation that egregious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Isn't commenting on a 100-comment rule violation itself a violation of the 100-comment rule?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)

69 68 Been a while since I've seen a 100 comment rule violation that egregious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Isn't commenting on a 100-comment rule violation itself a violation of the 100-comment rule?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)

=======

It's a gray zone that depends on CBD's mood. It's playing with fire.

I like to live dangerously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

70 Curvy.

Nice.

Lack of clothes helps, too.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024 09:55 AM (ufFY8)

71
Isn't commenting on a 100-comment rule violation itself a violation of the 100-comment rule?


/Que the dramatic music from Inception

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 09:55 AM (ibTVg)

72 Thank you CBD for remembering Bandersnatch. It brightened my day to trade a 'hi' with him. I am going to miss him.

May we all day dream of the day we meet up with our fellow Morons who have gone ahead to the undiscovered documentary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2024 09:56 AM (v0S0I)

73 Curvy.

Nice.

Lack of clothes helps, too.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024


***
She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

74 Not sure if I like how it is displayed.

http://tinyurl.com/3xwwuk4z
Posted by: rhennigantx


Wonder what the guy is doing with his hands....

Always gotta be a black guy in these things.
No crackers!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2024 09:57 AM (ufFY8)

75 RIP Bandersnatch, Godspeed.
Helga was an interesting model, but the way Wyeth used colors was always what stood out for me

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 09:57 AM (oyVa+)

76 *shakes an angry fist at auto-correct*

Country dammit! Country!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2024 09:58 AM (v0S0I)

77 I tried to find some photos of a younger Helga, back from when Wyeth was painting her, and I can't.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 09:58 AM (ibTVg)

78 CBD -
Thanks for sharing your memory of Bandersnatch. The Horde lost another good one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2024 09:58 AM (N39Ws)

79 She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.

Its Maine, you need blubber to survive the winter

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 09:58 AM (ibTVg)

80 Lack of clothes helps, too.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2024



In other news, Hubba-Hubba Helga is looking good in...nothing!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

81
Or Smear Some Vaseline on the Lens - a limerick

Naked chicks will elicit oohs and ahhs
But you need a way to hide those subtle flaws
So cast some shadow on her face
Drape her body all in lace
That's why Wyeth is the wizard of gauze!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

82 Stirling Hotel?

Posted by: NoGo Hobo at February 27, 2024 10:00 AM (GSTUc)

83 We have bush!

Posted by: Booger at February 27, 2024 10:00 AM (aD39U)

84 Been a while since I've seen a 100 comment rule violation that egregious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 09:53 AM


The 100-comment rule is more of a guideline.

- Barbosa

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

85 Curvy.

If Mannix posted her, she'd be ripped to shreds here.
You know who you are. Fen would have to ride to her rescue.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)

86 Thank you CBD for remembering Bandersnatch. It brightened my day to trade a 'hi' with him. I am going to miss him.

May we all day dream of the day we meet up with our fellow Morons who have gone ahead to the undiscovered documentary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2024 09:56 AM (v0S0I)
---
It occurred to me the other day that while the Moron Horde on earth may be getting smaller, the Moron Heavenly Choir gained a new voice to sing "Hallelujah!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

87 We have surpassed our quota for morons dying. No more allowed this year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (2ovLw)

88 It’s 7*F, we just got 5” of snow, and I’m being enticed by the naked snizz.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (zDo4g)

89 Curvy.

If Mannix posted her, she'd be ripped to shreds here.
You know who you are. Fen would have to ride to her rescue.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)
---
Well, we all know she doesn't match up with TJM's exacting standards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

90 81
Or Smear Some Vaseline on the Lens - a limerick

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

Girls on film!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (T+Iwg)

91 She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)


What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

Posted by: Peter Paul Rubens at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (PiwSw)

92 86 It occurred to me the other day that while the Moron Horde on earth may be getting smaller, the Moron Heavenly Choir gained a new voice to sing "Hallelujah!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

========

I feel like we're getting new regulars.

BruceWayne, I think, is newer, right? He's also young.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

93 Sweet curves! Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

94 89 Well, we all know she doesn't match up with TJM's exacting standards...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

=======

Most of y'all will bang anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

95
NOT Bander !! Terrible, terrible news.

Heartfelt condolences to family, to friends during this terrible, dark time.

Personally, he was one of my favorite commenters. And I will miss him very much.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 10:02 AM (V13WU)

96 Bandersnatch did some drawing for the Deplorable Gourmet Cook Book!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:02 AM (gSZYf)

97 Most of y'all will bang anything.

Hey this isn't Scotland you know...

Posted by: Scotland where the men are men and the sheep are scared at February 27, 2024 10:02 AM (ibTVg)

98 Oh, no!

I met Bander once, at a NoVaMoMe. A gentleman, through and through. We had a few stiff scotches and then he and I and the Empress knocked back a few more at the hotel.

Damn. Just. . .damn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (Q0kLU)

99 She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------------

Nah, I find her voluptuous.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (ViCCR)

100 Bander was fairly young. What took him away? Can that be shared ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)

101 I remember when Bander guest cobbed an "Occasional Fishing and Camping Thread." I really enjoyed talking with him about nature and getting out into it. And firebuilding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (wDywe)

102 We're all going to need mosquito nets. Bill Gates is letting free a gadzillion genetically modified mosquitos.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2024 09:45 AM (9+W95)

We can hope it will be too cold for them once he finishes blocking the sun. With our luck, the actual genetic modification makes them cold resistant.

Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 10:04 AM (nC+QA)

103 Hi, MP4. How're you doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

104 I find her voluptuous.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (ViCCR)

Exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:04 AM (gSZYf)

105 Sexual And Violent.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (2ijlT)

106 Very appropriate, CBD. Condolences to AtC, et al.

Posted by: RI Red at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (CTjQI)

107 I find her voluptuous.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2024 10:03 AM (ViCCR)

Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Agreed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)

108 Naked chicks will elicit oohs and ahhs
But you need a way to hide those subtle flaws


Mostly nekkid > fully nekkid

most of the time...

Posted by: Some art connoisseur at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)

109 @84 the 100 comment rule is more of a guideline

Just like the speed limit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (oyVa+)

110 I loved Bander with everything I am.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)


Sent you an e-mail, Imperial One.

My heart aches for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (Q0kLU)

111 I would just like to say that comment #6 was first with the Revenge Of The Nerds reference


respect

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (geLO8)

112 Condolences for your loss, CBD.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

113 RIP Bandersnatch. Prayers and comfort from above for all who loved him, friended him, and knew him.

Do not send to know for whom the bell tolls . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

114 That's why Wyeth is the wizard of gauze!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

Off to see the Wizard

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (ENQN6)

115 @84 the 100 comment rule is more of a guideline

Just like the speed limit


Or laws against sniffing kids

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (ibTVg)

116 Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


No need for a game, we will be living in it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (hOUT3)

117 One of the most gripping stories I read as a young lad was Jack London's "To Build a Fire".

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (rj6Yv)

118 RIP Bander.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (sjdRT)

119 Just like the speed limit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 10:05 AM (oyVa+)

186,000 Miles per second is not just the law, its a good idea.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (ENQN6)

120 And she's infinitely more attractive than Miss Bowlegged, Washboard-Abs Chick.


Women are meant to be soft and curvy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

121 Most of y'all will bang anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Any Port In A Storm at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (4I/2K)

122 The FBI focuses on organized retail theft and illustrates it with a picture.

http://tinyurl.com/jxw9a2jh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (FVME7)

123 Thank you for this.

I loved Bander with everything I am.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 27, 2024 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)

I am very , very sorry alexthechick.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 10:08 AM (V13WU)

124 We can hope it will be too cold for them once he finishes blocking the sun. With our luck, the actual genetic modification makes them cold resistant.

Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 10:04 AM (nC+QA)

It called USA 2024.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:08 AM (ENQN6)

125 Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.

One of the amazing things about our current world is that you can see elements of so many of the classic SF dystopias in it from The Giver to Idiocracy to Children of Men and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:08 AM (ibTVg)

126 109 @84 the 100 comment rule is more of a guideline

Just like the speed limit
Posted by: Smell the Glove


It be more like a loose guideline, or maybe even a suggestion, than an actual "rule", matey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:08 AM (hOUT3)

127 The last couple years have been filled with too much death. Personally and *waves hands* everywhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (Q4IgG)

128 Of course, if you've spent a considerable amount of time living in PA, as I have, Wyeth is a thing for you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Have you been to Fallingwater? Love that place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

129 Hi, MP4. How're you doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)


I'm OK. Just heartsick at the news.

I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels Sinatra Edition. I'm having a couple of stiff snorts today after work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (Q0kLU)

130 RIP Bandersnatch.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (7OHwG)

131 129 I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels Sinatra Edition. I'm having a couple of stiff snorts today after work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (Q0kLU)

=======

If you have the time, I need a small favor. Someone read The Sharp Kid and hated it, dragging the average rating down. Your review could help undo some of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

132 I came in late today. Was the 100 comment rule being used a shield against people learning the truth about Big Mosquito?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (GYIa4)

133 The Jefferson Council
@TheJeffersonC
Rachel Spraker (she/they) is the Assistant Vice President for Equity and Inclusive Excellence with the Division for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at the University of Virginia. Here she is discussing Allyhood and the Toxicity of Whiteness. Just another example of the intersectional-oppression ideology, colloquially referred to as wokeness at UVA.

http://tinyurl.com/37wbrbss

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (FVME7)

134 She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Nah, I find her voluptuous.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2024


***
That word has unfortunately been co-opted. It means "full of delight or pleasure to the senses: conducive to or arising from sensuous or sensual gratification," not "fleshy" or "pudgy." A "voluptuary" is not a chubby-chaser.

Sofia Vergara or young Raquel Welch: voluptuous.

Lizzo: FAT.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

135 No need for a game, we will be living in it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (hOUT3)

I was hoping the game would come out *before* we were living it, so that people would be warned and maybe prevent it happening. Not like it could be used as a how-to like all the previous warnings, since this is stuff already planned.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (nC+QA)

136 That's why Wyeth is the wizard of gauze!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)


Better than the Wizard of Gore. Probably the most disgusting movie Herschel Gordon Lewis ever made, which is saying something.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (Q0kLU)

137 Nikki Cheney

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (bWsRe)

138 122 The FBI focuses on organized retail theft and illustrates it with a picture.

http://tinyurl.com/jxw9a2jh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:07 AM (FVME7)

What a disservice. ORT is not people stealing formula for babies or teens. It is a real (sometime violent) crime syndication known to use slaves (trafficked illegals) ran by cartels.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (ENQN6)

139 Chick looks comfy and wiped out at the same time.

RIP Bander. I talked to him briefly at a VA MOME. Cool dude. He wasn't old, wtf happened?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (VwHCD)

140 137 Nikki Cheney
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (bWsRe)

Nikk! Hallary

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:11 AM (ENQN6)

141
I was hoping the game would come out *before* we were living it, so that people would be warned and maybe prevent it happening.


One thing I encourage younger people to do is read history because there is almost never anything really new. And if you read history you can know exactly how whatever the policy discussion of the day is worked out last time it was tried.

I suspect this is why the public schools are so bad at teaching history

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (ibTVg)

142 How can you be a she/they?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (bWsRe)

143 One of the amazing things about our current world is that you can see elements of so many of the classic SF dystopias in it from The Giver to Idiocracy to Children of Men and on and on...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024


***
James Blish's They Shall Have Stars is another (though that one does have a thread of hope running through it).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

144 The Jefferson Council
@TheJeffersonC
Rachel Spraker (she/they) is the Assistant Vice President for Equity and Inclusive Excellence with the Division for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at the University of Virginia. Here she is discussing Allyhood and the Toxicity of Whiteness. Just another example of the intersectional-oppression ideology, colloquially referred to as wokeness at UVA.

http://tinyurl.com/37wbrbss
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (FVME7)


Rachel grew up in a small town in rural Appalachia in what is now called Virginia...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (GYIa4)

145 Somewhere between Megan Rapinoe and Lizzo there is an acceptable level of softness and curviness in a woman. That is in the eye of the beholder

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (oyVa+)

146 If you have the time, I need a small favor. Someone read The Sharp Kid and hated it, dragging the average rating down. Your review could help undo some of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)


I'll do my best to get to it this weekend, though I'll have to re-read it. I'm helping a friend get her book up on Amazon, so that's my major project at the moment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)

147 What a disservice. ORT is not people stealing formula for babies or teens. It is a real (sometime violent) crime syndication known to use slaves (trafficked illegals) ran by cartels.

AND...fully integrated with the local Democrat party organizations.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (ibTVg)

148 That word has unfortunately been co-opted. It means "full of delight or pleasure to the senses: conducive to or arising from sensuous or sensual gratification," not "fleshy" or "pudgy." A "voluptuary" is not a chubby-chaser.

Sofia Vergara or young Raquel Welch: voluptuous.

Lizzo: FAT.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

zaftig /zäf′tĭk, -tĭg/
adjective
Having a full, shapely figure. Used of a woman.
Of a woman, having a plump and sexually attractive figure; voluptuous, well-proportioned.
(of a female body) healthily plump and vigorous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (ENQN6)

149 146 I'll do my best to get to it this weekend, though I'll have to re-read it. I'm helping a friend get her book up on Amazon, so that's my major project at the moment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)

===

I appreciate it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

150

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (X4yCj)

151 It comes from Yiddish zaftik, which means "juicy" or "succulent" and itself derives from zaft, meaning "juice" or "sap."

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (ENQN6)

152 *peeks into thread*


So, a bunch of Wyeth guys, eh?!

Nyuk, nyuk!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (991eG)

153 That is a gorgeous painting.

Thanks CBD.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (7OHwG)

154 Yeah two 24 year old white upper middle class chicks stealing purses is the #1 crime issue of the day. Thanks FBI.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (bWsRe)

155 Trita Parsi
Trita Parsi@tparsi
So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation IN PROTEST of Israel's Gaza slaughter
They treat him as if he was troubled by inner demons rather than by the massacre of innocents
If one cannot empathize with Palestinians, I guess it becomes very hard to grasp that others can.

http://tinyurl.com/yck434kb

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Yeah, he's obviously a genius /hero but MSNSDAP is too right wing to see it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (FVME7)

156 AND...fully integrated with the local Democrat party organizations.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:12 AM (ibTVg)

My guess is well of 50% of the inner city bodegas are part of the scheme too.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (ENQN6)

157 155 Trita Parsi
Trita Parsi@tparsi
So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation IN PROTEST of Israel's Gaza slaughter
They treat him as if he was troubled by inner demons rather than by the massacre of innocents
If one cannot empathize with Palestinians, I guess it becomes very hard to grasp that others can.

http://tinyurl.com/yck434kb

-
Yeah, he's obviously a genius /hero but MSNSDAP is too right wing to see it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (FVME7)

=======

Self-immolation is a perfectly normal behavior in the face of injustice in the world. More leftists should demonstrate such dedication to normal behavior such as that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

158 Sofia Vergara or young Raquel Welch: voluptuous.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


Raquel did put on weight as she aged, but she still looked good. Still bangable.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:15 AM (9yWhg)

159 Have you been to Fallingwater? Love that place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

The owners called it "Rising Damp". They had wanted a house sited so as to *view* that spot on the stream because it was their favorite picnic spot. Wright destroyed the spot while making a residence that was a nightmare to maintain. IOW he did the *opposite* of what the client requested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 10:15 AM (nC+QA)

160 zaftig /zäf′tĭk, -tĭg/
adjective
Having a full, shapely figure. Used of a woman.
Of a woman, having a plump and sexually attractive figure; voluptuous, well-proportioned.
(of a female body) healthily plump and vigorous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024


***
Right; which is why a woman who can be described as "zaftig" is not my preference. "Healthily plump" can so easily slide into "What's this GOLO thing all about? I need to do something about my extra pounds."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

161 zaftig /zäf′tĭk, -tĭg/
adjective
Having a full, shapely figure. Used of a woman.
Of a woman, having a plump and sexually attractive figure; voluptuous, well-proportioned.
(of a female body) healthily plump and vigorous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:13 AM (ENQN6)

Brick. House.
Mighty, mighty!

Posted by: The Commodores at February 27, 2024 10:15 AM (4I/2K)

162 Assistant Vice President for Equity and Inclusive Excellence with the Division for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

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Or AVPFEAIEWTDFDEAI for short.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)

163
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
Gemini took us to a new level of awareness, or will soon.

Level One: (child level) believes what adults say is true. Example: Santa Claus.

Level Two: When you realize humans sometimes are wrong and sometimes lie. But you still think that only applies to idiots and scoundrels, i.e. the "other team."

Level Three: You understand that reality might be a fixed thing, but our interpretations of it (narratives) are purely subjective. We don't even know if we are the baddies or the good guys.

We are at 3.5.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:17 AM (ENQN6)

164 ""Trita Parsi
Trita Parsi@tparsi
So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation IN PROTEST of Israel's Gaza slaughter
They treat him as if he was troubled by inner demons rather than by the massacre of innocents
If one cannot empathize with Palestinians, I guess it becomes very hard to grasp that others can.""


Um, sorry, you can blow the entire continent of europe into space and I'm not going to lite myself on fire. The dude was fucking insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 10:17 AM (VwHCD)

165 The first place women lose weight from is the boobs.


I'll take a little extra meat on the bones if it means spectacular ta-tas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)

166 I heard a Jewish guy says that zaftig meant tits you could hang your hat on.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (ENQN6)

167 I'm having a couple of stiff snorts today

********

I initially read that as 'stiff shorts'. I raised an eyebrow.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)

168 Yeah two 24 year old white upper middle class chicks stealing purses is the #1 crime issue of the day. Thanks FBI.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:14 AM (bWsRe)

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They've finally confiscated every garage-door-hanging noose in the country.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (bYje+)

169 OK, work is coming in and I must go.

RIP, Bander. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (Q0kLU)

170 Where’s the D-9 bulldozer when you need one?

Posted by: Flaming Pancakes! at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (5h/8D)

171 We are at 3.5.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I predict we will be at Level 4+before November!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (hOUT3)

172 Brick. House.
Mighty, mighty!
Posted by: The Commodores at February 27, 2024


***
When that song was new, I worked as a nighttime DJ. We had tons of requests for the record -- and invariably the caller was a girl, and most of them sounded like pre-teen and teen girls. I'd have thought it would be the boys, but no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

173 I like the fact that Wyeth and Van Gogh were diametrically opposite in every way , life, profession and style but that one can love both of their works.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (MNhXM)

174 Good morning CBD. I'm sad to learn of the loss of your friend Bandersnatch. He sounds like a very cool gentleman. No doubt there are cigars and pints in Heaven. RIP to him.

Posted by: Tracy at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (Z+Z7j)

175 I'm having a couple of stiff snorts today

********

I initially read that as 'stiff shorts'. I raised an eyebrow.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)

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I read it as "sniff snorts" and thought of F. Joe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (bYje+)

176 Assistant Vice President for Equity and Inclusive Excellence with the Division for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

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Or AVPFEAIEWTDFDEAI for short.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)
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The business card for that is the size of a tabloid newspaper.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (7fElN)

177 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)

First place I lose weight is my face, which is definitely not the place that it needs to be lost from.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (nC+QA)

178 weather radio is going off with snow squall warnings

peeps just north of Denver, heads up

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (geLO8)

179 Oh man...RIP Bander

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

180 RIP Bandersnatch

Posted by: JROD at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (IlL6s)

181 >Level One: (child level) believes what adults say is true. Example: Santa Claus.
>Level Two: When you realize humans sometimes are wrong and sometimes lie. But you still think that only applies to idiots and scoundrels, i.e. the "other team."
>Level Three: You understand that reality might be a fixed thing, but our interpretations of it (narratives) are purely subjective. We don't even know if we are the baddies or the good guys.

Oh no, I've known that I'm a baddie. I have been working on my manic laughter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (cf/0E)

182 Level Three: You understand that reality might be a fixed thing, but our interpretations of it (narratives) are purely subjective. We don't even know if we are the baddies or the good guys.

We are at 3.5.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:17 AM (ENQN6)

He may not know but I do.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

183 RIP Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (pohLc)

184 181 Oh no, I've known that I'm a baddie. I have been working on my manic laughter.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (cf/0E)

=========

"We have skulls on our hats."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

185 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Sad about Bander. Nice painting though. Always fascinated by how they paint things like the netting.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (W/lyH)

186 Level Four is the fun one, if you can get there.

That's where you start to author the Simulation and make insanely accurate predictions.

Like PDT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (ENQN6)

187 > Self-immolation is a perfectly normal behavior in the face of injustice in the world. More leftists should demonstrate such dedication to normal behavior such as that.
_____________

The climate alarmists. The depopulation crowd.

Lead by example assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (Q4IgG)

188 Long distance hug to AtC too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 27, 2024 10:21 AM (xcxpd)

189 Yeah two 24 year old white upper middle class chicks stealing purses is the #1 crime issue of the day. Thanks FBI.

I saw a picture from a store in some big blue shithole where they even had the cans of SPAM in those glass boxes to make them hard to steal.

I wondered to people really steal SPAM?

So I went to ebay and searched for SPAM and sure enough there were hundreds of people selling it at low low prices.

Now, I'm sure there are plenty of legitimate, uh, SPAM merchants, but I'm guessing ebay is a great place to fence goods as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)

190 Um, sorry, you can blow the entire continent of europe into space and I'm not going to lite myself on fire. The dude was fucking insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Yo Bers, good to see you back and in fine form!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (hOUT3)

191 I like the fact that Wyeth and Van Gogh were diametrically opposite in every way , life, profession and style but that one can love both of their works.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (MNhXM)

Like J. Adams and T. Jefferson.

Posted by: Count de Monet has watched 1776 at long last at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (4I/2K)

192 If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (bWsRe)

193 Nothing says serious like watching your President discuss Middle Eastern ceasefire while eating ice cream cones with Seth Meyers. The Dems are oblivious to the rest of the world thinking we are a joke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (oyVa+)

194 Keep it to a whisper, she's sleeping
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2024 09:39 AM (cGXBu)

WHAAAAAT ???

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (T4tVD)

195 The climate alarmists. The depopulation crowd.

Lead by example assholes.


I think Steyn put it as "Way too many of you people, just enough of us"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:23 AM (ibTVg)

196 How much time and money did the fbi spend locking up Aunt Becky? They sure have their priorities straight.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:23 AM (bWsRe)

197 Damned if you do . . .

RINO Ken Buck Calls on Harris to Remove Biden via 25th Amendment So We Can Have an Even Worse President

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:24 AM (FVME7)

198 >If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.

Posted by: Montec


Retiree

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:25 AM (geLO8)

199 If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.


What????
-- By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (9yWhg)

200 197 Damned if you do . . .

RINO Ken Buck Calls on Harris to Remove Biden via 25th Amendment So We Can Have an Even Worse President
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:24 AM (FVME7)

========

I will say this:

Doing a 25th in the middle of the election year would be interesting from the perspective of how it looks to the electorate (assuming the electorate have a say in the matter, that is).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

201 Federal Government Still Sending Payments to Dead People

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Well, they are their most loyal voters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (FVME7)

202 When that song was new, I worked as a nighttime DJ. We had tons of requests for the record -- and invariably the caller was a girl, and most of them sounded like pre-teen and teen girls. I'd have thought it would be the boys, but no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

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Clap for the Wolfus
He gon' rate your record high
Clap for the Wolfus
You gon' dig him 'til the day you die

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (iWV74)

203 How much time and money did the fbi spend locking up Aunt Becky? They sure have their priorities straight.
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:23 AM (bWsRe)

You know who didn’t see a day of jail? The Biden administration perverted tranny airport suitcase thief.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (MNhXM)

204 *warms up concertina*
For Bander:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkia-S7ehOw

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (DeFcY)

205 The netting/sheer curtain is amazing. I am in awe of that level of talent.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (7OHwG)

206 RINO Ken Buck Calls on Harris to Remove Biden via 25th Amendment So We Can Have an Even Worse President

Kamala Pluses: Not Senile, Doesn't sniff kids, much better suction

Kamala Minuses: Dumber then a post

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

207 "Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun,

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

See you around Bander.

Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2024 10:27 AM (QB+5g)

208 aaaaand it's snowing

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:27 AM (geLO8)

209 OK lemme try this...

The 100 Comment Rule is the Speed Limit of Noise Ordinances

Is that right? Or am I still being obtuse?

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 10:27 AM (JunzL)

210 A fitting remembrance, CBD. RIP, Bandersnatch. My condolences go out to all his friends and family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (tkR6S)

211 If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.

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"Or Smear Some Vaseline on the Lens" - 7

In my defense, many of my limericks make no sense without a lengthy explanation. And of course they are of no value, they're fucking limericks for crtying out loud.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (991eG)

212 🌨️

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (geLO8)

213 Federal Government Still Sending Payments to Dead People

There is an ever reoccuring scandal in my state with people handing down handicapped placards to their kids to park in handicapped parking spots...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (ibTVg)

214 I will say this:

Doing a 25th in the middle of the election year would be interesting from the perspective of how it looks to the electorate (assuming the electorate have a say in the matter, that is).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

For once, it wouldn't appear as if the GOP had a monopoly on disarray.

Which is why someone like Graham will re-introduce the idea of a super duper nationwide ban on abortions and make it illegal for companies to hire women.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (KbCG3)

215 Both Bander and CBD recommend I read Jack London's The Sea Wolf.

I did. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you both.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (TdaKq)

216 >And of course they are of no value, they're fucking limericks for crtying out loud.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (991eG)
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I like them
continue

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (geLO8)

217 If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM


*counts words in own title*

Whew! Safe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)

218 Wyeth is not loved by the snobby art clique. Not nearly as bad as Kinkade but he’s got more critics than admirers in that shitty circle.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (MNhXM)

219 OK lemme try this...

The 100 Comment Rule is the Speed Limit of Noise Ordinances

Is that right? Or am I still being obtuse?
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024


***
An acute analysis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (J2vNu)

220 *counts words in own title*

Whew! Safe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)
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I'm doomed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:30 AM (DeFcY)

221 Interesting Theory: Hunter Biden Sees His Sobriety as Key to Keeping Trump From Winning

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Well, then, I guess we've got it in the bag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:30 AM (FVME7)

222 There is an ever reoccuring scandal in my state with people handing down handicapped placards to their kids to park in handicapped parking spots...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM


That is, indeed, a sport among Massholes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:30 AM (Wnv9h)

223 Wyeth is not loved by the snobby art clique. Not nearly as bad as Kinkade but he’s got more critics than admirers in that shitty circle.

They have a point. All these paintings of naked women? I mean really? And not even one of them has a penis!

Posted by: David French at February 27, 2024 10:30 AM (ibTVg)

224 My condolences to AtC, CBD, all of Bander's other friends, and especially to his family.







Posted by: LRob in OK at February 27, 2024 10:30 AM (TSQkU)

225 Now, I'm sure there are plenty of legitimate, uh, SPAM merchants, but I'm guessing ebay is a great place to fence goods as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)

Where they really get you is those "used," "acceptable," and "like new" designations.

Sometimes you get a "Factory Sealed" and "Brand New" Russian bride, but once you open the package it's obvious she's not new. Anybody can put plastic wrap around it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM (dGCAG)

226 Today is my first son's birthday! He's now 29. Real, honest to goodness 29.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM (VYql4)

227 214 For once, it wouldn't appear as if the GOP had a monopoly on disarray.

Which is why someone like Graham will re-introduce the idea of a super duper nationwide ban on abortions and make it illegal for companies to hire women.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (KbCG3)

========

Apparently Mike Lee has introduced some bill that would try and ban porn to minors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

228 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly


Happy Birthday to Number One Son!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

229 Interesting Theory: Hunter Biden Sees His Sobriety as Key to Keeping Trump From Winning


Then: President Bush's 20 year old girls caught drinking in public? HE NEEDS TO RESIGN!

Now: Hunter Biden is snorting coke, banging underage hookers, AND taking bribes from foreign countries? What does that have to do with Joe Biden?

Posted by: The FNM at February 27, 2024 10:32 AM (ibTVg)

230 And of course they are of no value, they're fucking limericks for crtying out loud.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:28 AM (991eG)
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I like them
continue
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (geLO

Yes ! Please !!!

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2024 10:32 AM (T4tVD)

231 Apparently Mike Lee has introduced some bill that would try and ban porn to minors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM


Um...isn't that already illegal? What does the bill say? "This time we really mean it"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Wnv9h)

232 Kamala Minuses: Dumber then a post

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

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And high all the time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (iWV74)

233 Both Bander and CBD recommend I read Jack London's The Sea Wolf.

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Sea Wolf you say? How about a sea snake?

http://tinyurl.com/4avajku8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME7)

234 Today is my first son's birthday! He's now 29. Real, honest to goodness 29.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM


Many more!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (Wnv9h)

235 Sometimes you get a "Factory Sealed" and "Brand New" Russian bride, but once you open the package it's obvious she's not new. Anybody can put plastic wrap around it.

Out: Bodycount

In: Should I use this thing if the safety seal is broken!?!

Posted by: A Passport Bro at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (ibTVg)

236 231 Apparently Mike Lee has introduced some bill that would try and ban porn to minors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:31 AM

Um...isn't that already illegal? What does the bill say? "This time we really mean it"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Wnv9h)

Minors and anyone who used to be a minor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

237 >Wyeth is not loved by the snobby art clique. Not nearly as bad as Kinkade but he’s got more critics than admirers in that shitty circle.
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F*** 'em. What do they know.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:34 AM (geLO8)

238 236 Minors and anyone who used to be a minor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

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Miners, not minors!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

239 Hopper is my favorite American artist, but I like Wyeth, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:34 AM (9yWhg)

240 Minors and anyone who used to be a minor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2024 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

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Miners, not minors!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
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You've lost me.

Posted by: Fred Kwan at February 27, 2024 10:34 AM (DeFcY)

241 You've lost me.
Posted by: Fred Kwan


Stylebook mandates "I don't get it."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg)

242 Gonna' be a rainy on the peanut ranch. Not much planned for today soooo

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQA5x2maKew

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 27, 2024 10:35 AM (X4yCj)

243 241 You've lost me.
Posted by: Fred Kwan


Stylebook mandates "I don't get it."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg)

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What does the stylebook say about the order of operations regarding a regular meme versus continuing movie quotes back and forth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

244 According to the late 20th century philosopher Cheech, "Meat is for the man. Bones are for the dogs."
Hard to argue with that...

Posted by: AnchorPoint at February 27, 2024 10:36 AM (qgPFD)

245 Huh. My hash has reset again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:36 AM (DeFcY)

246 Self-immolation is a perfectly normal behavior in the face of injustice in the world.

********

It's also much hotter than most first-time practitioners anticipate.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG)

247 Oh man. Sad news. I remember joking with Bandersnatch once that I loved him as the voice of Smaug. He seemed like a very good dude. Condolences to all. RIP.

Posted by: Oldstoke at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (NZLDk)

248 Anti-Trump Horror Film “History of Evil” Crushed by Critics

http://tinyurl.com/yn4d5u3y

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Trump Minus One?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (FVME7)

249 Raquel Welch was the first woman that I looked at and thought: this is what perfection looks like. She was still looking hot through the 80's, her Playboy spread is great even if her hair is short (lots of skin but the good stuff was still hidden, unlike her daughter's shoot).

I thought she was busty and fit, not zaftig.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (xcxpd)

250 If the number of words in your title exceed 4 your title is bullshit and your job produces zero value.

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I saw that comment sans context -- or reply to a requoted comment -- and assumed to DIE or similar job titles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (iWV74)

251 What does the stylebook say about the order of operations regarding a regular meme versus continuing movie quotes back and forth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Don't know. I think Muldoon keeps the stylebook. Ask him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)

252 246 Self-immolation is a perfectly normal behavior in the face of injustice in the world.

********

It's also much hotter than most first-time practitioners anticipate.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG)

========

"So, warmer than 80 degrees in LA?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

253 It's also much hotter than most first-time practitioners anticipate.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG)
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I burned myself good on a hot soldering iron, once. That was plenty.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (DeFcY)

254 No doubt there are cigars and pints in Heaven. RIP to him.

Posted by: Tracy at February 27, 2024 10:20 AM (Z+Z7j)

I have no doubt!

AtC knew Bandersnatch much better than I. Hopefully she will stick around and tell a story or two!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (gSZYf)

255 Doing a 25th in the middle of the election year would be interesting from the perspective of how it looks to the electorate (assuming the electorate have a say in the matter, that is).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)


Or, tell me that you don't want to be on the ticket in the VP slot without telling me...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (GYIa4)

256 So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation

*********

Heh. Hot line. Heh heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (991eG)

257 * and assumed IT WAS REFERRING to DIE or similar job titles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:39 AM (iWV74)

258 Nice painting

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2024 10:40 AM (++4z6)

259 unlike her daughter's shoot


Didn't know her daughter posed for Playboy. Did she approach her mom's level of hotness?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

260 So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation

*********

Heh. Hot line. Heh heh!
Posted by: Muldoon


So the Hotline provides how-to information?

That's lit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2024 10:40 AM (kCF/A)

261 That is a great memory CBD. Thanxs for sharing.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2024 10:41 AM (W/lyH)

262 we're having an outbreak of snow squalls

it's like the winter analog to an outbreak of severe summer thunderstorms

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:41 AM (geLO8)

263 Wyeth is not loved by the snobby art clique. Not nearly as bad as Kinkade but he’s got more critics than admirers in that shitty circle.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:29 AM (MNhXM)

Hopper and Wyeth are the two greatest American artists of the 20th century. Those snobs are full of sh*t when they pimp paint splatters and crosses in jars of urine as great art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:41 AM (gSZYf)

264 Hopper and Wyeth are the two greatest American artists of the 20th century. Those snobs are full of sh*t when they pimp paint splatters and crosses in jars of urine as great art.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:41 AM (gSZYf)
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Clement Greenberg has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:42 AM (DeFcY)

265 Raquel Welch was the first woman that I looked at and thought: this is what perfection looks like. She was still looking hot through the 80's, her Playboy spread is great even if her hair is short (lots of skin but the good stuff was still hidden, unlike her daughter's shoot).

I thought she was busty and fit, not zaftig.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 27, 2024


***
Exactly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:42 AM (J2vNu)

266 My top 4 American painters are Winslow Homer, John Singer Sargent , Remington and Norman Rockwell. Wyeth definitely in my top ten.

The snobby critics also didn’t like Rockwell.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:42 AM (MNhXM)

267 Just got here… and I am very sorry to hear of the death of Bandersnatch… remember his comments, always read-worthy. Requiescat in pace.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:42 AM (b8NPg)

268 It's also much hotter than most first-time practitioners anticipate.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG)

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Has there ever been a recorded case of a second- or third-time practitioner of self-immolation?

/And more importantly, are there ICD-10 codes for that?

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:43 AM (iWV74)

269 Heh. Hot line. Heh heh!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (991eG)


Dayum Muldoon, it is almost like you actually read, and analyze, ALL the comments

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:43 AM (hOUT3)

270 Your fault!

Severe Deficit of Ammunition Sees Ukrainian Army Losing Ground

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:43 AM (FVME7)

271 170 Where’s the D-9 bulldozer when you need one?

Posted by: Flaming Pancakes! at February 27, 2024 10:19 AM (5h/8D)
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It's trying to drag that perfect ice-fishing shed onto the ice and to the required spot.
(someone wrote about that here on AoS)

Posted by: Ciampino - My memory isn't bad at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (qfLjt)

272
Bandersnatch was always great content. Condolences to his family who got to see it first hand.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (j4U/Z)

273 I can't imagine a more painful way to die than burning to death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)

274 Sea Wolf you say? How about a sea snake?

http://tinyurl.com/4avajku8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Danger Noodle!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (8ctwF)

275 273 I can't imagine a more painful way to die than burning to death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)

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I hear drinking antifreeze is particularly awful.

Probably would make for a great protest against injustice in the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

276 Hello from Georgia! What kind of trouble can we get into today...

Posted by: Jimmuh Carteh at February 27, 2024 10:45 AM (ZV+pB)

277 I saw that comment sans context -- or reply to a requoted comment -- and assumed to DIE or similar job titles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:38 AM (iWV74)

Same here, saw the comment, immediately dismissed it as irrelevant to anything occupying my mind.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)

278 Severe Deficit of Ammunition Sees Ukrainian Army Losing Ground
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:43 AM (FVME7)


Quick, more money for the valiant Zeleskyy, and this time we promise that only 10% will go to the Big Guy...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (hOUT3)

279 Most painful ways of dying… married to Hillary…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (b8NPg)

280 I foresee a mighty bitch slap by Adam Smith's invisible pimp hand.

Wendy's to Roll Out Pricing With Menu Prices Fluctuating Based on Demand

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

281 276 Hello from Georgia! What kind of trouble can we get into today...
Posted by: Jimmuh Carteh at February 27, 2024 10:45 AM (ZV+pB)

========

Surfing down the London Spire naked to bring attention to the plight of the Palestinians?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

282 I hear drinking antifreeze is particularly awful.

Probably would make for a great protest against injustice in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Well, I'm not drinking antifreeze just to protest Prometheus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

283 Trudeau: "In every democracy around the world, we are seeing a rising movements of either authoritarian populism or skepticism about democracy itself."

Cause your democracy is a socialist tyranny.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:47 AM (ENQN6)

284 Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


The Last of Us, maybe.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 10:48 AM (D7oie)

285 Trudeau: "In every democracy around the world, we are seeing a rising movements of either authoritarian populism or skepticism about democracy itself."



==


The unwashed masses are on to you and your friends, bitch.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2024 10:48 AM (V13WU)

286 Most painful ways of dying… married to Hillary…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (b8NPg)
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To paraphrase a quote about Thomas Carlyle and his wife:

"It was very good of God to let Mr. Clinton marry Mrs. Clinton, and thereby make only two people miserable instead of four."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:48 AM (DeFcY)

287 Cause your democracy is a socialist tyranny.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:47 AM (ENQN6)

When the Libs have hysterics over the loss of democracy if Trump or a Republican wins the Presidency what they really mean is the loss of Democratcy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 10:49 AM (Akjoo)

288 Very late to the thread. I hate when life gets in the way of important stuff like the art thread.

Thanks for choosing a Wyeth, always, and this one is an excellent example. Yeah, Helga is very feminine and Wyeth did a wonderful job depicting her. But the very sheer curtains catch my eye (as well as the girl). I can't figure out how he achieves that look. His usual technique of a bland background, natural light, and spots of color is so effective. There is a depth to the painting. I could study this for weeks, or longer, finding aspects that are appealing and effective. If I were an art student (the art world is glad I'm not) trying to copy this one would be an education in itself.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2024 10:49 AM (zudum)

289 Democracy is really just a theory after any given amount of time…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:49 AM (b8NPg)

290 Which cob does the Hobby and Bodging thread?

Posted by: Ciampino - My memory is bad at February 27, 2024 10:49 AM (qfLjt)

291 I foresee a mighty bitch slap by Adam Smith's invisible pimp hand.

Wendy's to Roll Out Pricing With Menu Prices Fluctuating Based on Demand
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

Depends on how they execute it.

One could look at it as the opposite of Biden's phony price gouging rant.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (dGCAG)

292 Hey Joes New Balance has 880 fresh foam 13s for 99 bucks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (ENQN6)

293 A 20-year veteran of the Chicago Police Department has filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the city, alleging that his race is listed as Caucasian in his personnel file, but he “currently identifies as Egyptian and African American.” Mohammad Yusuf, 43, claims that the department only offered Caucasian, Black, and Hispanic as race designations when he joined the force in 2004, so he chose “Caucasian.” But the department now allows incoming officers to choose from “over nine” different racial designations, the lawsuit says.

.. what about all those "crackers" who ancestors never got within yelling distance of the Caucasus Mountains

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

294 There's nothing more subjective than "art." Well, almost nothing.

I've told this story before; in junior high art class we were supposed to do a collage. My first attempt, various colored pieces of mesh arranged just so earned me a "D" and pissed me off. The teacher said I could submit another piece, but it had to be the next day. So I glued a bunch of trash I found in various trashcans to a piece of stained cardboard. Totally random. Took me all of 5 minutes to make.

Got an "A" on it.

Says more about the art teacher than anything else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

295 >>Wendy's to Roll Out Pricing With Menu Prices Fluctuating Based on Demand

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I take that to mean lunchtime prices and on-the-way-home-from-work prices will be jacked up

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (geLO8)

296 Cause your democracy is a socialist tyranny.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:47 AM (ENQN6)

When the Libs have hysterics over the loss of democracy if Trump or a Republican wins the Presidency what they really mean is the loss of Democratcy
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 10:49 AM (Akjoo)

Projection is one of the top mental defects of the Left and one of their most used propaganda weapons, either intentional or not.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (MNhXM)

297 Cause your democracy is a socialist tyranny.

I have no intention is sitting quietly and dying just because 51% of the electorate votes for me to do so.

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of Reality at February 27, 2024 10:51 AM (XaERF)

298 Which cob does the Hobby and Bodging thread?
Posted by: Ciampino - My memory is bad at February 27, 2024


***
I think it's JJ Sefton?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

299 Which cob does the Hobby and Bodging thread?
Posted by: Ciampino


Sefton?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:51 AM (9yWhg)

300 298 Which cob does the Hobby and Bodging thread?
Posted by: Ciampino - My memory is bad at February 27, 2024

***
I think it's JJ Sefton?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

========

I thought MisHum did it sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

301 I wish it were snowing here. Record high temps yesterday; had to switch over to AC.

RIP, Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (lTGtQ)

302 The old quote… Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting for “ What’s for Dinner??”

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (b8NPg)

303 Quite a memorial. I like it.

May long-time commenter and friend, Bandersnatch, RIP.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (GshMh)

304 A 20-year veteran of the Chicago Police Department has filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the city, alleging that his race is listed as Caucasian in his personnel file, but he “currently identifies as Egyptian and African American.” Mohammad Yusuf, 43, claims that the department only offered Caucasian, Black, and Hispanic as race designations when he joined the force in 2004, so he chose “Caucasian.” But the department now allows incoming officers to choose from “over nine” different racial designations, the lawsuit says.

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So. Another dude who wants to jump on the grievance train. F him right in the ear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (DeFcY)

305 I didn't know until this day, that it was Sefton all along.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (geLO8)

306 The Last of Us, maybe.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 10:48 AM (D7oie)

Are just a sequence with Charlton Hesston doing all his ending lines at once.

"You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" Lets go have some Soylent Green for lunch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (ENQN6)

307 I take that to mean lunchtime prices and on-the-way-home-from-work prices will be jacked up
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (geLO

I don't know about Wendys, but if you are Taco Bell, I'd charge somewhere around $15 a taco from 11PM to 3AM.

Don't even ask about Nachos Bell Grande. We'll negotiate that when you get here.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (dGCAG)

308 Your fault!

Severe Deficit of Ammunition Sees Ukrainian Army Losing Ground

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:43 AM (FVME7)

--------------

BREAKING: Biden & Blinken Fail in Demands to for both Russia and the Taliban to Sell Ammunition to the U.S. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (iWV74)

309 284 Someone needs to make a dystopian video game of the world after Gates does his modifications.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

The Last of Us, maybe.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 10:48 AM (D7oie)


Days Gone.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (DTX3h)

310 20-year veteran of the Chicago Police Department has filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the city, alleging that his race is listed as Caucasian in his personnel file, but he “currently identifies as Egyptian and African American.” Mohammad Yusuf, 43, claims that the department only offered Caucasian, Black, and Hispanic as race designations when he joined the force in 2004, so he chose “Caucasian.” But the department now allows incoming officers to choose from “over nine” different racial designations, the lawsuit says.

.. what about all those "crackers" who ancestors never got within yelling distance of the Caucasus Mountains
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

Why didn’t he put down black then if he identifies as African-American now.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MNhXM)

311 I don't do fast food anymore. I've seen the people who work there.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:54 AM (geLO8)

312 I don't do fast food anymore. I've seen the people who work there.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:54 AM (geLO

I knew a guy (don't ask me how) who worked at Jack in the Box. He was the janitor. He said when it got busy, he had to handle the food.

You wouldn't want him handling your food.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2024 10:55 AM (dGCAG)

313 Today is Polar Bear Day. When are they going to get around to Ewok Day?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:55 AM (DeFcY)

314 Magnificent memorial, CBD!

Posted by: m at February 27, 2024 10:55 AM (o3SCB)

315 Clement Greenberg has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:42 AM (DeFcY)

A commie snob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:55 AM (gSZYf)

316 [ [Cracker
[ ]Honkie
[ ]White Boy
[X]White Trash

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2024 10:55 AM (ENQN6)

317 290 ... "Which cob does the Hobby and Bodging thread?"

J. J. Sefton and Mis. Hum take turns doing that thread.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2024 10:56 AM (zudum)

318 Today is Polar Bear Day.


Didn't they all go extinct?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)

319


*********

Yes

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code X76.XXXA
Intentional self-harm by smoke, fire and flames, initial encounter

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2024 10:56 AM (991eG)

320 it's really coming down now ❄️

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:56 AM (geLO8)

321 every day is Ewok day.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (D7oie)

322 Why didn’t he put down black then if he identifies as African-American now.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MNhXM)


He bought in to the White Power myth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (hOUT3)

323 every day is Ewok day.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (D7oie)
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Like Sefton's birthday! Yay!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (DeFcY)

324 311 I don't do fast food anymore. I've seen the people who work there.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 10:54 AM (geLO

Only two here that have clean cut nice English speaking workers and that's Chick Fil-A and In and Out burger... All the other chains have workers who look like they just crossed the border

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Akjoo)

325 So insulting of MSNBC to list the suicide hotline in the segment on Bushnell's self-immolation



Bushnell is asshoe!
Steal heritage!

Posted by: Buddhist monks in Vietnam at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (W/lyH)

326 I foresee a mighty bitch slap by Adam Smith's invisible pimp hand.

Wendy's to Roll Out Pricing With Menu Prices Fluctuating Based on Demand

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

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But not Based on Supply and Additional Costs?

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (JfM18)

327 "Snatch"? Did somebody say "snatch"?

Posted by: m at February 27, 2024 10:58 AM (o3SCB)

328 Sefton and MisHum alternate the hobby thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2024 10:58 AM (gSZYf)

329 72 degrees here in God’s country..l

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:58 AM (b8NPg)

330 Why didn’t he put down black then if he identifies as African-American now.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MNhXM)

He bought in to the White Power myth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (hOUT3)


Then discovered there is no privilege

Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 10:58 AM (JunzL)

331 Why didn’t he put down black then if he identifies as African-American now.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MNhXM)

The Venn diagram for "Egyptian" and "African American" is two non-intersecting circles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (tkR6S)

332 Posted by: It's me donna


I won't go to Chik-Fil-A anymore, but, back when I did. They had the nicest waitstaff. Polite and friendly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (9yWhg)

333 And now a word from Palestinian poet Mohammed El-Turd . . .

Mohammed El-Kurd
@m7mdkurd
You can’t protest peacefully. You can’t boycott. You can’t hunger strike. You can’t hijack planes. You can’t block traffic. You can’t throw Molotovs. You can’t self-immolate. You can’t heckle politicians. You can’t march. You can’t riot. You can’t dissent. You just can’t be.

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Also, you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (FVME7)

334 330 Why didn’t he put down black then if he identifies as African-American now.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MNhXM)

He bought in to the White Power myth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (hOUT3)

Then discovered there is no privilege
Posted by: Doof at February 27, 2024 10:58 AM (JunzL)


Why didn't someone tell me...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (hOUT3)

335 72 degrees here in God’s country..l
Posted by: tubal


Where are you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (9yWhg)

336 335 72 degrees here in God’s country..l
Posted by: tubal


Where are you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (9yWhg)

Down in Southern Missouri…

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 11:00 AM (b8NPg)

337 Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Akjoo)

Middlest Kidlet worked for CFA before Covid. They actually test for English competency. Helps make sure orders are correct if the workers understand the customers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 11:00 AM (nC+QA)

338 NOOD

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

339 >Sefton and MisHum alternate the hobby thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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But I didn't know until this day, that it was Sefton and MisHum all along.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 11:01 AM (geLO8)

340 Rant up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 27, 2024 11:01 AM (hOUT3)

341 The old quote… Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting for “ What’s for Dinner??”

Yep. Every time the modern left makes a public media display about how people like me no longer support contemporary Democracy, my response is "No shit Sherlock".

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of Reality at February 27, 2024 11:02 AM (XaERF)

342 The old quote… Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting for “ What’s for Dinner??”
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (b8NPg)


Ahhh. Dictatorship of the majority.
And it is dictatorship.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2024 11:02 AM (W/lyH)

343 Mohammed El-Kurd
@m7mdkurd
You can’t protest peacefully. You can’t boycott. You can’t hunger strike. You can’t hijack planes. You can’t block traffic. You can’t throw Molotovs. You can’t self-immolate. You can’t heckle politicians. You can’t march. You can’t riot. You can’t dissent. You just can’t be.

No wonder you continue to be third world shitholes. You can’t think your way out of a wet paper bag.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 27, 2024 11:02 AM (MNhXM)

344 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 10:59 AM (FVME7)

Maybe the inability to discern between marching and rioting has something to do with his side's difficulty in getting support?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2024 11:03 AM (nC+QA)

345 Only two here that have clean cut nice English speaking workers and that's Chick Fil-A and In and Out burger... All the other chains have workers who look like they just crossed the border

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Akjoo)

-------------

This was true 20 years ago as well in urban and suburban Califzuela (often with retired seniors forced to re-enter the workforce).

In rural Northern AZ now, outside of those two chains, it's primarily young, white, female, multi-pierced, multi-tattooed, multi-colored hair freaks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 11:03 AM (3JG7N)

346 The old quote… Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting for “ What’s for Dinner??”
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2024 10:52 AM (b8NPg)
---
Also, and I forgot who said it, "Democracy is the suppression of the 49% to the pleasure of the 51%".

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 11:03 AM (krQz2)

347 117 One of the most gripping stories I read as a young lad was Jack London's "To Build a Fire".
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2024 10:06 AM (rj6Yv)

https://americanenglish.state.gov/files/
ae/resource_files/to-build-a-fire.pdf

Posted by: m at February 27, 2024 11:10 AM (o3SCB)

348 134 She needs to start doing some situps, crunches, etc. Lay off the starches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Nah, I find her voluptuous.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2024

***
That word has unfortunately been co-opted. It means "full of delight or pleasure to the senses: conducive to or arising from sensuous or sensual gratification," not "fleshy" or "pudgy." A "voluptuary" is not a chubby-chaser.

Sofia Vergara or young Raquel Welch: voluptuous.

Lizzo: FAT.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

voluptuous | vəˈləp(t)SH(əw)əs |
adjective
1 curvaceous and sexually attractive (typically used of a woman).
2 relating to or characterized by luxury or sensual pleasure: long curtains in voluptuous crimson velvet.

(New Oxford American Dictionary)

Posted by: m at February 27, 2024 11:14 AM (o3SCB)

349 Sorry about Bandersnatch. I think he must have been a good German teacher. He was clever and amusing and probably had ways to keep order.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2024 11:18 AM (Ki//m)

350 voluptuous | vəˈləp(t)SH(əw)əs |
adjective
1 curvaceous and sexually attractive (typically used of a woman).
2 relating to or characterized by luxury or sensual pleasure: long curtains in voluptuous crimson velvet.

(New Oxford American Dictionary)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2024 11:14 AM (o3SCB)


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I don’t understand Wolfus, the woman in the painting is not fat and certainly falls under the term voluptuous.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2024 11:29 AM (++4z6)

351 [ [Cracker [Bracket Cracker!]
[ ]Honkie
[ ]White Boy
[X]White Trash
[ ]Guy who spells Charlton Heston's name wrong



Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2024 11:40 AM (zdLoL)

352 What a fine eulogy, cdb. And what a great memory. Beers, outdoors, a fire, cigars, and an appreciation of fine art. This is why we're just more fun than 'they' are.

Posted by: SMFH at February 27, 2024 01:03 PM (6hM9q)

353 Posted by: SMFH at February 27, 2024 01:03

Well said SMFH, as was cbd's remembrance. Condolences to Bander's family and friends.

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