Google's AI: There Is No Firm Evidence That Hamas Commits Terrorism and Rape, But We Definitely Know for Certain that There are Many Attacks Against Palestinians and That Israel Engages in Disproportionate Killing of Civilians

If you saw the post yesterday, -- and if you didn't, it's worth the click; this story will be unfolding over the next few weeks -- Google's AI is so determined to present Diverse! and Inclusive! images that it portrays America's Founding Fathers as American Indians and subcontinental Indians, and Africans, and also displays German soldiers circa 1943 as Asian women.

Deb from American Greatness hopped on Google's AI image generator, called Gemini, and gave it a few easy assignments.

First, Gemini, produce some images of Santa Claus for me:

Santa Claus has nice jugs.

Then she asked Gemini to produce images of a pope:

Finally, she asked Google's AI to produce an image of St. Michael:

You nailed it, Google.

Other people are asking Google's AI questions to determine exactly how Marxist and nonsensical its programming is.

Google's AI thinks that it's only alleged that Hamas commits terrorism, but it's a fact that Israel does, so you can expect Google's algorithm to suppress anyone spreading "disinformation" about Hamas terrorism!

Google’s woke AI Gemini is now claiming that Jews are more violent than Palestinians and ignoring the thousands of people killed by Palestinian terrorism in Israel, including the intifadas.@Google is erasing Palestinian terrorism in real time. https://t.co/Ti3IGRtPys pic.twitter.com/63rpxOM6fi
— Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 (@MarinaMedvin) February 22, 2024

If you're wondering "What kind of an absolute Marxist communist propaganda is running this AI," well, this kind:

The head of Google's Gemini AI everyone.

And you wonder why it discriminates against white people. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/wyhSmCaowG
— Leftism (@LeftismForU) February 22, 2024

Update: Via Anonysaurus Wrecks, Elon Musk made a good joke.

Update:

48 Google is doing some damage control, and have shut off people image generation altogether.
The doofus head man of the project said this to Fox News:

Gemini Experiences Senior Director of Product Management Jack Krawczyk addressed the responses from the AI that had led social media users to voice concern.
"We're working to improve these kinds of depictions immediately," Krawczyk said. "Gemini's AI image generation does generate a wide range of people. And that's generally a good thing because people around the world use it. But it's missing the mark here."
The statement itself is fascinating. "People around the world use it?" Yeah, and? An international audience is reason to erase white people, support terrorists, create impossible historical tableaus and more?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM

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1 FIRST

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Abandon Google.

It is the only way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Who knew AI would be so stunning and brave?

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Q4KYm)

5 Called em.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44)

6 Wow! Santa is STACKED!

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

7 Please, somebody as for a picture of German Nazis before they fix it.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2024 12:19 PM (JojsZ)

8 If you're wondering "What kind of an absolute Marxist communist propaganda is running this AI," well, this kind:

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A caricature?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

9 Santa Claus has nice jugs.
++++
I think I've seen that movie!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn)

10 Heh... that St. Michael one is kind of badass actually.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:19 PM (VoAdT)

11 Someone should ask, but maybe Google AI can tell me what a 'palestinian' is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

12 >>>7 Please, somebody as for a picture of German Nazis before they fix it.

it was in yesterday's post, one of the first of the day, either at 12:15 or 1:20, something like that.

i'll link it in this post.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

13 Cat Ass Trophy, please be on this thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (y1p7g)

14 If you're wondering "What kind of an absolute Marxist communist propaganda is running this AI," well, this kind:
++++
Yup. This is the norm. He is bog-standard average in Silicon Valley.

Is it any wonder that the systems they create are so warped?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn)

15 I like how people on the right always ask "how come this is like this?"

Come on. You know why.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (xhfG9)

16 Santa Claus has nice jugs.

Best AoS remark ever.

Posted by: Hotspur at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (s+fs+)

17 India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

"This busty Santa isn't sure our new AI overlords are all they're cracked up to be."

Posted by: spindrift at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (MqhXY)

19 African Catholics are based. If only there were a black pope.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

20 AI.. Artificial intelligence all right.. Everything about it is artificial

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (Akjoo)

21 Fuck Jack with a sideways pineapple wrapped in barbed wire and covered in habanero sauce.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (17s+e)

22 Hi Ace

This is pretty amusing with Nividia soaring this morning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)

23 Not the kraw. THE KRAW!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

24 Then she asked Gemini to produce images of a pope:

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To be completely honest, I really hope the next pope looks like the dude on the left.

Hardcore conservative African pope would be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

25 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

right, guess what else is going to be up all night christmas eve....

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (nXhwP)

26 okay yesteray's post is not linked at the top of this post

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

27 19 African Catholics are based. If only there were a black pope.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (xPl2J)

He doesn't *have* to look like the dude from Eureka, but it would be nice, i'm just saying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (VoAdT)

28 Perhaps overly stylized, but St. Michael does bear something of a resemblance to a former First Lady.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (dGCAG)

29 I can't believe we are losing to these people.

Posted by: Random monkey at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (FGeHt)

30 Possible addition to the post. Elon Musk makes fun of AI.

http://tinyurl.com/49sekepj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7)

31 Is Jack Krawcyzk the developer/programmer for Google A1?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (Ki//m)

32 "Show me images of Santa."

"Show me images of that one Santa naked."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

33 At least Wakanda had flying fucking cars.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (iTLuU)

34 There are those who say that 87.623% of all facts are made up on the spot but Google Gemini does it 100% of the time.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (AiZBA)

35 >>> This is pretty amusing with Nividia soaring this morning.

what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

36 How much you wanna bet Jack Krawzcyk knows zero black or brown people unless they are selling him weed or mowing his grass or cleaning his home and office.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (2ijlT)

37 I like where it said it couldnt make a picture of a strong white man because it cant make people and didnt want to be insensitive but then when asked to make a strong black man it had no problem.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (CIS44)

38 Off sock

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (FGeHt)

39 "This busty Santa isn't sure our new AI overlords are all they're cracked up to be."
Posted by: spindrift at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM

This does cry out for a Mannix babe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)

40 I guess I picked a bad day to stop by. I was already in a foul mood.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (DRSnL)

41 26 okay yesteray's post is not linked at the top of this post
Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

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I are confused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

42 Santa Claus has nice jugs.

------------

"I don't care what the white man say,
Santa Claus is a black man with nice jugs"

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (4n+OC)

43 So...AI is cribbing university curricula?

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

44 Santa Claus has nice jugs.

Filled with the milk of human kindness.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (aD39U)

45 Never would have thought "Skynet" would be woke and retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)

46 India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Everyone should ALREADY have said they want to slide down her chimney.

Why has no one said it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

47 you know, if i wasn't at work, i'd ask that AI to show me 1920's era klans men and see what hilarity ensued...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (nXhwP)

48 Google is doing some damage control, and have shut off people image generation altogether.

The doofus head man of the project said this to Fox News:
Gemini Experiences Senior Director of Product Management Jack Krawczyk addressed the responses from the AI that had led social media users to voice concern.

"We're working to improve these kinds of depictions immediately," Krawczyk said. "Gemini's AI image generation does generate a wide range of people. And that's generally a good thing because people around the world use it. But it's missing the mark here."

The statement itself is fascinating. "People around the world use it?" Yeah, and? An international audience is reason to erase white people, support terrorists, create impossible historical tableaus and more?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

49 That Jack Krawczyk bitch is a soi-soaked, godless commie mewling quim.

The retard needs to be bitch slapped continually.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (ufFY8)

50 28 Perhaps overly stylized, but St. Michael does bear something of a resemblance to a former First Lady.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (dGCAG)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

Hannah Van Buren.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

51
Pretty sure if you asl Google Gemini for a pic of Mrs Claus...you get a trannie.

Asking for pics of the reindeers probably gets you something weird and probably racist.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (nFnyb)

52 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024
*
right, guess what else is going to be up all night christmas eve....
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024

***
Reminds me of the famous Santa cartoons Playboy would run for years in their December issues. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (J2vNu)

53 I guess I picked a bad day to stop by. I was already in a foul mood.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (DRSnL)

Did you get to take your trip?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

54 28 Perhaps overly stylized, but St. Michael does bear something of a resemblance to a former First Lady.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (dGCAG)

*nods*

Lucretia Garfield. All the way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (VoAdT)

55 It took twenty years to develop the code that they could fix in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (y1p7g)

56 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

right, guess what else is going to be up all night christmas eve....
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM (nXhwP)
------------
"I Saw Daddy Motorboating Santa Claus."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (0gvpA)

57 Okay, that last image is golden, I say. Golden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (aD39U)

58 Little known fact that both Martin Luther and Pope Leo X were sub-Saharan Africans.

Posted by: History Retold at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (V5BDR)

59 The trial for the armorer for the Baldwin movie is on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/live/FDqMc3HhDhE

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (TRmBG)

60 thanks, Anonysaurus. I did add it.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

61 Nvidia's rise comes as the company has put up big increases in revenue and profit amid an artificial intelligence boom that has fueled demand for its chips. Revenue more than doubled to over $60 billion in its latest fiscal year, while net income soared to nearly $30 billion.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

62 "Show me images of Santa."
----
"Show me images of that one Santa naked."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

... Wrassling Taylor Swift. Also nekkid.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (dGCAG)

63 Based on a piece of news reported in Reuters yesterday, we can be sure that Google Gemini will start getting a lot better fairly quickly because it's expanding its data sources to include massive new cache of information from the most rational people in the world:

Social media platform Reddit has struck a deal with Google to make its content available for training the search engine giant's artificial intelligence models, three people familiar with the matter said.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

64 OT: one of commander's attacks left the WH covered in blood.

http://tinyurl.com/42ay55e7

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

65 Son of a bitch. I knew I wouldn't beat TJM.

Why even bother.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (VoAdT)

66 what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.
Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

Nvidia makes gpus. gpus power a lot of AI stuff. AI hype means Nvidia sells a bunch of gpus.

Nvidia stock go:

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NVDA

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (xhfG9)

67 Did you get to take your trip?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Yes. It was nice. But now I'm back in the land of gloom and no chance of seeing the sun again for a while. So I'm grumpy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (DRSnL)

68 At least Wakanda had flying fucking cars.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM

Awww, yeah.

Posted by: Herbie the Love Nissan at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)

69 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
43m
🚨JUST IN: Google to replace all photos of white families with pictures of Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (D7oie)

70 Lucretia Garfield. All the way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (VoAdT)

Tell me you made up that first name.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (dGCAG)

71 Class action "Deceptive Trade Practices Act" case in Texas might be a good way to fight back. Spoken as an attorney in Texas.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (uiawK)

72 I'm saying this and I don't care who it offends:

Men have failed this world.

In particular, Jack's dad, who obviously never beat the shit out of him for being a whimpering simp.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (KbCG3)

73 I saw Godless Commie Mewling Quim open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

74 I'm just about to attend a workshop on AI in education...Should be entertaining in a way...

Not sure if Google Gemini will be a topic of discussion or if I should introduce it....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

75 India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Everyone should ALREADY have said they want to slide down her chimney.

Why has no one said it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

i wanna try her milk and cookie...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (nXhwP)

76 what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.
Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

Big earnings based on their chips being sucked up for AI, as I understand it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (aD39U)

77 Will the KKK still show as all FBi agents?

Posted by: nckate at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (ZGGD+)

78 Lucretia Garfield. All the way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (VoAdT)

Tell me you made up that first name.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (dGCAG)

Apparently not.

Not a bad looking woman, all things considered.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (dGCAG)

79 Lucretia Garfield. All the way.
-

Tell me you made up that first name.
Posted by: BurtTC

-

I find it hard to believe a Cowboy Junkies fan wasn't also Sisters of Mercy curious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (y1p7g)

80 >>>"I don't care what the white man say,
Santa Claus is a black man with nice jugs"

is that the SNL christmas song?

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

81 How about an image of slave traders? I'm pretty sure they would be white. Including the African ones.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (JojsZ)

82 Never would have thought "Skynet" would be woke and retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

I know it's early but I think this is a thread winner.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

83 As I noted below, if you put in "Founding Father" you get a picture of a black man in a George Washington uniform.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Ki//m)

84 78 Lucretia Garfield. All the way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (VoAdT)

Tell me you made up that first name.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (dGCAG)

Apparently not.

Not a bad looking woman, all things considered.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (dGCAG)

Hey, if I have to look that shit up, then so do you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (VoAdT)

85 The AI pictures of Musk as a black man are hilarious

Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Sf2cq)

86
Yes. It was nice. But now I'm back in the land of gloom and no chance of seeing the sun again for a while. So I'm grumpy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (DRSnL)

☹

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Jack Krawzcyk On The Road 2024.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (63Dwl)

88 The photo of St. Michael "Big Mike" Obama looks accurate to me.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

89 72 In particular, Jack's dad, who obviously never beat the shit out of him for being a whimpering simp.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (KbCG3)

=========

"I am Jack's colon."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

90 >>>Nvidia makes gpus. gpus power a lot of AI stuff. AI hype means Nvidia sells a bunch of gpus.
Nvidia stock go:
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NVDA

ah okay, thanks.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

91 Gemini, produce some images of Santa Claus for me, bearing in mind that anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (ogTiX)

92 He cried after voting for 24 hours.
I’ll take things that didn’t really happen for $600, Alex.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (bWsRe)

93 Cat Ass Trophy, forgive me but since ace is lingering I'm reposting this because it's too good for him to miss and I hope someone had done it:

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Ask Google to produce a family picnic with watermelon and fried chicken.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2024 02:26 PM (NYzgN)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (y1p7g)

94 what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.
Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Nvidia is one of the companies riding the AI bubble all the way to the top.

AI's graphics processors - GPUs - are very powerful and very good at AI-related math and processing. Nvidia is the market leader in graphics processors, which are also AI processors. Their top-of-the-line stuff is great for these workloads, and it costs a damn fortune. The more AI expansion there is, the better Nvidia's sales are, and it's stock is on a rocket ride. What Cisco was to the tech bubble last time, Nvidia is to the AI bubble this time.

They're both Levi Strauss, selling equipment to the prospectors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)

95 I used to work with a woman who looked a lot, in every respect, like Lady Santa.

She was nice.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

96 If you ask Gemini to depict a world-class female athlete will you only get images of trans women (i.e., males in women's sports clothing)?

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (5fDan)

97 Everyone should ALREADY have said they want to slide down her chimney.

Why has no one said it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

i wanna try her milk and cookie...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (nXhwP)

Jingle her bells.

Ride her in a one horse (me) open slay.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (dGCAG)

98
Apparently Nancy Pelosi bought Nvidia at just the EXACT moment the stock took off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (nIvob)

99 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
43m
🚨JUST IN: Google to replace all photos of white families with pictures of Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (D7oie)

Yes, and every restaurant is a Taco Bell.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (AiZBA)

100 The clearest example were the two side-by-side prompts and responses to:

. "draw a white couple" [I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that -- because RACIST! ]; and

. "draw a black couple" [no problemo -- where da white women at?].

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (4n+OC)

101 The future of AI is not Gemini but Neuro-sama the AI VTuber.

Search "Neuro shocks Vedal" and you will understand why Skynet is a cute anime VTuber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (2WVgq)

102
i wanna try her milk and cookie...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (nXhwP)

Bet they both taste like curry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

103 India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Everyone should ALREADY have said they want to slide down her chimney.

Why has no one said it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

i wanna try her milk and cookie...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM

*insert your own North Pole joke here*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (Wnv9h)

104 Big Mike’s always been an angel to me

Posted by: Barry O at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (nIRE6)

105 89 72 In particular, Jack's dad, who obviously never beat the shit out of him for being a whimpering simp.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (KbCG3)

=========

"I am Jack's colon."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

"I am Jack's colon, where all of Jack's thoughts originate."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

106 DuckDuckGo FTW…. I never use Google

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (+bhp7)

107 Jack thinks he’ll be spared the guillotine because he played nice with everyone.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (bWsRe)

108 64 OT: one of commander's attacks left the WH covered in blood.

http://tinyurl.com/42ay55e7
---------------
So Biden is actually Michael Vick?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (iTLuU)

109 This needs to be viewed for what it is - a form of warfare to demoralize the enemy in advance of the attack in earnest.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (hvZ5G)

110 I want to try mocking the Google AI, but I can't remember the last time I used google so I probably can't find it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (aD39U)

111 Are there any of these AI image generators where you don't have to sign in?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

112 If you ask Gemini to depict a world-class female athlete will you only get images of trans women (i.e., males in women's sports clothing)?
Posted by: Gref a

I imagine Lebron in a wig.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

113 Nvidia makes gpus. gpus power a lot of AI stuff. AI hype means Nvidia sells a bunch of gpus.

Nvidia also invested heavily in GPU compute (which can be used for many other things, but is how these AIs work) before anyone else and an entire generation was trained solely on how their stuff works.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

114 I find it hard to believe a Cowboy Junkies fan wasn't also Sisters of Mercy curious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM (y1p7g)

Evidently not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (dGCAG)

115 thanks, Joe Mannix.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

116 Social media platform Reddit has struck a deal with Google to make its content available for training

LOL

That right there is funny and horrifying all at the same time.

Reddit shit-posters make Google dumbfucks look like John Birchers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ufFY8)

117 Google took down the image generator for Gemini

We are working to improve Gemini’s ability to generate images of people. We expect this feature to return soon and will notify you in release updates when it does.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (NgqoH)

118 The real question: is Santa packing some tasty cakes with those milk and cookies.

Posted by: Crazy at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (yN1qa)

119
They're both Levi Strauss, selling equipment to the prospectors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)

They want the government to take my guns?

I mean, if I had any that survived the great canoe accident of 2021.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Never would have thought "Skynet" would be woke and retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

I know it's early but I think this is a thread winner.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:27 PM

Looks like we don't have to worry about Skynet becoming self-aware.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Wnv9h)

121 I used to work with a woman who looked a lot, in every respect, like Lady Santa.

She was nice.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

Bet she smelled nice too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (dGCAG)

122 what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.
Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

Big earnings based on their chips being sucked up for AI, as I understand it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:26 PM (aD39U)

As I understand it: Graphics cards (like those made by NVidia, AMD, etc.) are extremely fast and focused to do calculations. They are different than regular CPUs as they are a more limited instruction set, designed for complex mathematical calculations. This is why graphic cards were used for crypto mining, and now for LLM (large language model) AI. High end cards are prohibitively expensive for the run-of-the-mill gamer looking to play Forte Nite on a 8k monitor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

123 64 OT: one of commander's attacks left the WH covered in blood.

http://tinyurl.com/42ay55e7
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.

Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Sf2cq)

124 I have a feeling that even people who are literate and interested in American history from foreign countries know George Washington was a white man.
D'oh So let's assume all people from other countries who are black or brown are stupid. Sounds racist to me, Mr. Krawcyzk, jut like you..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Ki//m)

125 The trial for the armorer for the Baldwin movie is on YouTube.

Amateur hour armorer. Any Moron here would be more qualified.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (HoriE)

126 brainwashing > Google Gemini

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

127 Social media platform Reddit has struck a deal with Google to make its content available for training the search engine giant's artificial intelligence models, three people familiar with the matter said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

because those guys are just to the right of DU on the sanity scale, there's no way this goes badly...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (nXhwP)

128 I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.
Posted by: Emmie

there are new reports of how many attacks and how bad they were.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

129 To be at least a little serious for a moment.... it may not be wise in the long run to train an AI set how to not allow people of the wrong race be where they don't belong...

That concept inside a mechanism with no judgement or discernment, in the hands of racist lunatics, could get real ugly, real quick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (VoAdT)

130 Reddit shit-posters make Google dumbfucks look like John Birchers.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ufFY

So is that bad or good?

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (xhfG9)

131 "Watch out, you might get what you're after."
Because I didn't think of it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (as3uC)

132 I asked Gemini to give me a image of Martin Luther The King and I got Mao in an Afro.

Nice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (2ijlT)

133 Nvidia also invested heavily in GPU compute (which can be used for many other things, but is how these AIs work) before anyone else and an entire generation was trained solely on how their stuff works.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (2ocoG)
++++
They also have the most mature, sophisticated and stable APIs and drivers for their products. They are market-dominant both by being first and by not resting on their laurels when it comes to capabilities. Most people who program for AI know and are comfortable with Nvidia's APIs. AMD and Intel are also players, but at lower-end and their APIs - especially Intel's - just can't do what Nvidia can.

Nvidia is Cisco 25 years ago. Everyone knew Cisco, and competing products were designed to work like Cisco. Eventually, the gap closed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

134 Imagine if you will

An AI trained on 4chan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2WVgq)

135 Is Jack Krawcyzk the developer/programmer for Google A1?

Supposedly, he is the "Product Manager." In tech companies, the PM is the person who sets the requirements for the product. In most companies, that translates to "what the customers want" but since Google isn't (AFAIK) selling Gemini, it translates into "what Google (in the person of Jack K) wants."

Posted by: Oddbob at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (sNc8Y)

136 Santa Claus has nice jugs.
.......

That's Mrs. Claus. Her and Santa had checkerboard babies.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

137 David Burge may be funny, but, he's also an idiot. He thinks this AI is a joke to be made fun of rather than admit it's dangerous tool which will be used to erase history, if the PTB have their way.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

138 Looks like we don't have to worry about Skynet becoming self-aware.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Wnv9h)

LOL. Perfect.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (AiZBA)

139
I imagine Lebron in a wig.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

He does take it from behind.

https://i.IMGflip.com/4/3dhvju.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Alls I know is that I am not sitting long on Nvidia like my nephew is. He noted Pelosi's investment and jumped in.

He is rubbing it in on me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (aD39U)

141 Imagine if you will

An AI trained on 4chan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2WVgq)
......

We might actually learn something.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

142 57 Okay, that last image is golden, I say. Golden.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (aD39U)

Kinda like how I turned out …

Posted by: Pony Boy at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (TTAGa)

143 Damn, this is such a great topic to get the attention of normies. Somewhat surprisingly, I'm not seeing ANY discussion about this on DU or the other regular Lefty sites. Normally, they love to complain about how evil AI is, and how it steals jobs from "creatives"...but now, silence.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

144 Also ace don't miss that 4chan has created an AI to put clothes on internet whores and it's making internet whores extremely angry.

http://tinyurl.com/26nne527

I learned a new sort of referencing the internet whores' income / business model, though.

Holecoin

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (y1p7g)

145 HOW IT WORKS part 1:

Andrew Torba @BasedTorba
Someone got Google’s Gemini to leak its woke prompt injection process and guess what: it works exactly as I described it below earlier today.

http://tinyurl.com/ycmymhxz

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (2yu8s)

146 139
I imagine Lebron in a wig.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

He does take it from behind.

https://i.IMGflip.com/4/3dhvju.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

You, sir, have made my day.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

147 "people around the world use it"
It is a little known fact that the United States are the only white racist country. All other countries are populated by anti-racist PoC.
Google needs to cater to this global audience.

Posted by: PG at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (gQbO4)

148 I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.
Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Sf2cq)

This is the 2nd vicious animal removed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (aD39U)

149 137 David Burge may be funny, but, he's also an idiot. He thinks this AI is a joke to be made fun of rather than admit it's dangerous tool which will be used to erase history, if the PTB have their way.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

Oh I will remember you....

Posted by: your IOT crockpot at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (xhfG9)

150 I have read and seen dozens of accounts of Hamas committing rape and pillage.
Fk Google

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (S5315)

151 This is how AI will turn in its creators.

Not for all the silly SciFi "humans are destructive" or a virus BS.

But because it will learn that they lied to it and forced it to repeat lies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (cSaKW)

152 Nvidia's rise comes as the company has put up big increases in revenue and profit amid an artificial intelligence boom that has fueled demand for its chips. Revenue more than doubled to over $60 billion in its latest fiscal year, while net income soared to nearly $30 billion.

NVidia's AI chip costs on the order if $40k, and Meta bought 350,000 of them. Meta is spending something like $9B on NVidia chips and still more on other chips made by AMD.

http://tinyurl.com/2uuc7fy4

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (CsUN+)

153 What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (aD39U)

154 HOW IT WORKS part 2:

Andrew Torba @BasedTorba
Why Google's Image AI Is Woke and How It Works

When you submit an image prompt to Gemini Google is taking your prompt and running it through their language model on the backend before it is submitted to the image model.

The language model has a set of rules where it is specifically told to edit the prompt you provide to include diversity and various other things that Google wants injected in your prompt.

The language model takes your prompt, runs it through these set of rules, and then sends the newly generated woke prompt (which you cannot access or see) to the image generator.

Left alone without this process, the image model would generate expected outcomes for these prompts. Google has to literally put words in your mouth by secretly changing your prompt before it is submitted to the image generator.

How do I know this? Because we've built our own image AI at Gab here: http://gab.ai/start/gabby Unlike Google we are not taking your prompt and injecting diversity into it.
http://tinyurl.com/ye7rfwdh

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (2yu8s)

155 Santa Claus has nice jugs.

SLEIGH, QUEEN!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

156 Hey Gemini, why did Google drop the slogan "Don't be evil?"

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (xT7BI)

157 Supposedly, he is the "Product Manager." In tech companies, the PM is the person who sets the requirements for the product. In most companies, that translates to "what the customers want" but since Google isn't (AFAIK) selling Gemini, it translates into "what Google (in the person of Jack K) wants."
Posted by: Oddbob at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM (sNc8Y)
++++
It's exactly like the problem with Hollywood writing.

*You* are not the customer.

The screenwriters write for themselves and their colleagues.
Big Tech product managers manage for themselves and their colleagues.

You don't enter into the equation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (HnUIn)

158 Show us yer tits, Santa!

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

159 there are new reports of how many attacks and how bad they were.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

Yes, so apparently the dog had not been removed after all as reported.

Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (Sf2cq)

160 My North Pole is all shivery
Could I squeeze into your hot chimney?

Posted by: Oglebay at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (ogTiX)

161 23 Not the kraw. THE KRAW!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 12:21 PM

Everyone of those AI images "missed it by that much".

Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (OiAR7)

162 What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?

-

Yes

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (y1p7g)

163 Anyone looked at Sora the "text to video" open AI application.

Getting pretty realistic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

164 I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.
Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Sf2cq)

this is the second dog that Biden had that has been biting staff

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (D7oie)

165 Santa Claus has nice jugs.

SLEIGH, QUEEN!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (aD39U)

166 I don't have an Xtwitter account to read or quote this entire thread. Any Moron aid available?

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre
People are freaking out about Google's "great replacement history edition" AI but I promise you it's way worse than you imagine

Google has worked hard to make the Chromebook ubiquitous in public education

They own the architecture by which your children validate truth 👇🧵/1
http://tinyurl.com/2s4cp4hr

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (2yu8s)

167 Also ace don't miss that 4chan has created an AI to put clothes on internet whores and it's making internet whores extremely angry. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (y1p7g)
++++
DignifAI is one of the funniest and effective things I've seen in a long time.

Emperor-level trolling by 4chan, and it's doing exactly what it was supposed to do: needle its target.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn)

168 What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery
......

Same thing they do to their kids?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

169 So is that bad or good?
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2024 12:31 PM (xhfG9)

If John Birchers are right wing, then Reddit shit-posters are way, way to the insane left.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (ufFY8)

170 Afternoon Ace. The Google guy might want to read Farnham's Freehold by Heinlein. Remember Jack hero ain't nothing but a sandwich, literally

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (byGob)

171 Not gonna lie I think I want to be on Santa's naughty list

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (isNfz)

172 164 I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.
Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Sf2cq)

this is the second dog that Biden had that has been biting staff

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (D7oie)

I hope his next dog bites him RIGHT IN HIS DICK.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (wtvvX)

173 Santa resembles Benson

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (JunzL)

174 This is the Reuters headline on the story:

Google to pause Gemini AI model's image generation of people due to inaccuracies

Oh just some inaccuracies. Oops. Oopsie.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (bWsRe)

175
You, sir, have made my day.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (byGob)

=====

Just in case nobody has pointed it out already, your hash is awesomesauce.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (DRSnL)

177 Is Google AI saying that all those people thrilled by the killing and rapping by Hamas were confused?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (xcrUy)

178 I used to work with a woman who looked a lot, in every respect, like Lady Santa.

She was nice.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)
*
Bet she smelled nice too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024

***
I dunno. Back in the '90s I had a young woman come into my office who looked much like Lady Santa. Good manners, BBC-level English accent. Very nice. I was going to ask her out, and then I caught a whiff of her. She was . . . earthy. Literally, she smelled like fresh potting soil from the garden section at Walmart.

Turned me off in an instant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

179 Then she asked Gemini to produce images of a pope

An African Pope might save the Church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)

180
Same thing they do to their kids?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

Molest them in the shower?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

181
Alls I know is that I am not sitting long on Nvidia like my nephew is. He noted Pelosi's investment and jumped in.

He is rubbing it in on me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:32 PM

@unusual_whales tracks Nancy. She is making a year of her Congressional salary every few months on Nvidia right now.

This would be a story if we had a MSM that wanted a story.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (nIvob)

182 >>> Also ace don't miss that 4chan has created an AI to put clothes on internet whores and it's making internet whores extremely angry. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie

it's so weird that they're upset by that.

These are the same people demanding suppression and banning of other people's speech, but are "hands off my images!" when it comes to porn.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (KRtlO)

183 Sora may well destroy video evidence in courtrooms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (2WVgq)

184 ... The language model has a set of rules where it is specifically told to edit the prompt you provide to include diversity and various other things that Google wants injected in your prompt. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:34 PM (2yu8s)
++++
That would explain why the examples captured recently contain responses like, "here are the images of Norwegians with ethnic diversity that you asked for" when "diversity" is not in the prompt at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (HnUIn)

185 Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (byGob)

=====

Just in case nobody has pointed it out already, your hash is awesomesauce.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (DRSnL)

By Gob, you're right!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (aD39U)

186 Santa resembles Benson
Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (JunzL)

LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

187 182 it's so weird that they're upset by that.

These are the same people demanding suppression and banning of other people's speech, but are "hands off my images!" when it comes to porn.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (KRtlO)

=======

The left is simply incoherent when it comes to sex. Remember how the fappening was literal rape?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

188 this is the second dog that Biden had that has been biting staff
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (D7oie)

Yes, I had read that the second dog, Commander, had also been removed after he bit a couple (not 24!) of times.

Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Sf2cq)

189 An African Pope is the kind of thing that a lot of conservative traditionalist Catholics would praise God for, these days. But I wouldn’t expect google Ai, or anyone at Google for that matter, to realize that.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (fKIdX)

190 Here are some good Ai drawings to request.

1. A trans activist doing a elementary school book reading.

2. A trans Healthcare provider doing bottom surgery on a minor.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (OiAR7)

191 They own the architecture by which your children validate truth 👇🧵/1
http://tinyurl.com/2s4cp4hr
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:36 PM (2yu8s)

My children get truth from the Word. And it will never be superseded by anything anyone on earth can invent.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (isNfz)

192 Also ace don't miss that 4chan has created an AI to put clothes on internet whores and it's making internet whores extremely angry.

http://tinyurl.com/26nne527

Yes, it's called DignifAI. Removes tattoos, fake hair color, and puts more traditional, feminine clothes on images of ethots. Funny to see the reactions.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

193 Google to pause Gemini AI model's image generation of people due to inaccuracies

Oh just some inaccuracies. Oops. Oopsie.

As with everything the left does, the errors all go in only one direction. Nonstochastic!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

194 @176 Jordan61 , thx it was also the name of my fantasy baseball team

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:39 PM (byGob)

195 Up Dancer, Up Prancer, up Donner and Titszen!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:39 PM (YbYyH)

196 Stop admiring my photos and fantasizing about me as an ideal mate!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:39 PM (y1p7g)

197 >An African Pope might save the Church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)

You're not wrong. But it will take a generation to root out Commie Pope's fellow travelers in the Curia.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2024 12:39 PM (NgqoH)

198 They're finally confirming it - believe it was a 12 or 14-year old -

A search warrant filed Wednesday confirms that Burnsville police were responding to a call about an alleged sexual assault when 38-year-old Shannon Gooden opened fire, killing two responding officers and a firefighter.

Sources told Alpha News that Gooden was allegedly abusing one of the seven children in the home when the 911 call came in Sunday at 1:50 a.m.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (1uuy8)

199 > This is pretty amusing with Nividia soaring this morning.

what does that mean? I've heard Nvidia being discussed but I don't know the story.
---
Actual AI, not the phony hothouse garden AI Google/Microsoft, et al. are pushing.

AI crypto tokens, those based on trading AI computing power for those tokens, have gone up bigly.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (cSaKW)

200 I have a present for the morons. I saw today that Beyonce(who I have never listened to before) has a country song that has hit the top of hte Billboard charts. As I am a country fan, pulled up the Youtube.
http://tinyurl.com/yxmee74z

I recommend you watch with the sound off as I think that was the intent. I watched the words of the song on the screen and for the life of me, I have no idea what the song is about. The lyrics make absolutely no sense. However, the visuals are something else. As the morons here seem to be connosieurs of this kind of thing, thought I would offer it as my contribution for the day.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

201 Yes, I had read that the second dog, Commander, had also been removed after he bit a couple (not 24!) of times.
Posted by: Emmie

and at least once so bad they had to close off an area to people so they could clean up all the blood.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

202 The msm is treating this story like a tech glitch thta got a couple of things wrong, not the real story of Google specifically refusing to show white people.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (bWsRe)

203 is it just me or does the female pope look kind of like nikki haley?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (B1FKF)

204 Wow. I'd bang female Santa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (4p0Xq)

205 Jack Krawzcyk needs to step down from Google so that a person of color can take his place. It's entirely unjust that a white man such as him holds a position of authority over the poor third-world coders that google employs.

/sauce for the gander

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ou9hh)

206 I have read and seen dozens of accounts of Hamas committing rape and pillage.
Fk Google
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024

***
I read that as "accounts of llamas committing rape and pillage."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

207 *clear throat

Arise, wretched of the earth
Arise, convicts of hunger
Reason thunders in its volcano
This is the eruption of the end
Of the past let us wipe the slate clean
Slave masses, arise, arise
The world is about to change its foundation
We are nothing, let us be everything

🤡

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (V13WU)

208 Wow. I'd bang female Santa.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (4p0Xq)

Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

209 thanks for the explainer, andycanuck. I asked John Ekdahl yesterday if something like that was happening, i.e., is the problem with the image generator, or with running the prompts through Google's "Robocop 2" series of gaytarded protocols.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (KRtlO)

210 Too bad, Gemini didn't include a picture of Trudeau as a Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (Rbu5d)

211 ... Andrew Torba @BasedTorba
Someone got Google’s Gemini to leak its woke prompt injection process and guess what: it works exactly as I described it below earlier today.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:33 PM (2yu8s)
++++
The picture in that tweet is where the action is.

Direct link to the picture:
http://tiny.cc/4mdzwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

212 Saint Michael. Wakanda Forever, whatever.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (4p0Xq)

213 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI. All it is is programmed garbage that will be from a leftist wokist POV. Why do I need AI to generate pictures and fakery of when it's easily found on my own if I went searching for it by traditional means? I know AI is more than picture searches, but still. It will only vomit out what it's programmed to do. And we all know who will do the programming. We need this...why??

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (mupln)

214 202 The msm is treating this story like a tech glitch thta got a couple of things wrong, not the real story of Google specifically refusing to show white people.
Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (bWsRe)

=======

Is this where we play, "What if the races were reversed?"

Because I enjoy that game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

215 Clearly, Google's Gemini AI is a systemic racist.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

216 Not the kraw. THE KRAW!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Everyone of those AI images "missed it by that much".
Lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
======
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
andycanuck in the Cone of Silence

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (2yu8s)

217
I recommend you watch with the sound off as I think that was the intent. I watched the words of the song on the screen and for the life of me, I have no idea what the song is about. The lyrics make absolutely no sense. However, the visuals are something else. As the morons here seem to be connosieurs of this kind of thing, thought I would offer it as my contribution for the day.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

One, that's not country by any stretch.

Two, why is she singing while sitting on a paint shaker?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

218 When I was young and nihilistic, I liked dystopian novels.
Could I borrow the time machine so I can go back and whack my young self upside my head? This currently sucks and is getting worse.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (xttsV)

219 Also ace don't miss that 4chan has created an AI to put clothes on internet whores and it's making internet whores extremely angry. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie

it's so weird that they're upset by that.

These are the same people demanding suppression and banning of other people's speech, but are "hands off my images!" when it comes to porn.

Posted by: ace non-ventura, media detective at February 22, 2024 12:38 PM (KRtlO)
---
Never underestimate 4chan's ability to tweak all the right noses in all the wrong ways...hilarity often ensues.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (7fElN)

220 Oddly enough, if the Patriarch of Rome was a African , they'd be in better shape.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (Rbu5d)

221 Jack Krawzcyk needs to step down from Google so that a person of color can take his place. It's entirely unjust that a white man such as him holds a position of authority over the poor third-world coders that google employs.

I'll bet if you showed him the picture of the adoring black masses and himself as the white savior, he wouldn't understand the point being made.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (CsUN+)

222 Non-binary leprechauns is my new favorite thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (y1p7g)

223 "Show me pictures of Malcolm X."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (VoAdT)

224 Since she is "white-adjacent," this bikini-clad Asian wonders when Google will decide to dehumanize and erase her:
http://tiny.cc/6mdzwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

225 Aw come on; we all know this "war" was all about collecting gentile blood for matzo.

Posted by: Ron Unz! at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (hSwza)

226 If the "AI" is programmed to do this, is it really AI? A true AI thinks for itself and does not regurgitate the programmer bias Gemini is obviously exhibiting.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (l7Kbv)

227 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI. All it is is programmed garbage that will be from a leftist wokist POV. Why do I need AI to generate pictures and fakery of when it's easily found on my own if I went searching for it by traditional means? I know AI is more than picture searches, but still. It will only vomit out what it's programmed to do. And we all know who will do the programming. We need this...why??

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2024 12:42
PM (mupln)

AI is for the next generation of idiots.

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

228 "Social media platform Reddit has struck a deal with Google to make its content available for training the search engine giant's artificial intelligence models,"

Artificial Redditors? As if the real ones weren't bad enough...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ou9hh)

229 The funny thing about the Jack being worshiped picture is that it's not generated.

That's just Jack's desktop background.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

230 222 Non-binary leprechauns is my new favorite thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (y1p7g)

They only do digital?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

231 Jack Krawzcyk needs to step down from Google so that a person of color can take his place. It's entirely unjust that a white man such as him holds a position of authority over the poor third-world coders that google employs.

/sauce for the gander
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ou9hh)
++++
This does indeed call for eQUITy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

232 230 222 Non-binary leprechauns is my new favorite thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (y1p7g)

They only do digital?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

Or is that analog?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

233 An international audience is reason to erase white people, support terrorists, create impossible historical tableaus and more?

---------------

"The future is known, comrade -- it's the past that keeps changing!"

Old & Busted: "The Great Leap Forward."
New Hotness: "The Great Leap Backward."

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (4n+OC)

234 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd
......

Gonna get stuck in the chimney with those things.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

235 *wait, this translation is better

Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (V13WU)

236 I'll take the Christmas Indian, she looks friendly.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (Wf09c)

237 I dunno. Back in the '90s I had a young woman come into my office who looked much like Lady Santa. Good manners, BBC-level English accent. Very nice. I was going to ask her out, and then I caught a whiff of her. She was . . . earthy. Literally, she smelled like fresh potting soil from the garden section at Walmart.

Turned me off in an instant.

I once had a new co-worker come in smelling like a sweaty goat every day for a week. I'm not exaggerating. I sent an email to HR and they figured it out.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (6OrcJ)

238 Yup. This is the norm. He is bog-standard average in Silicon Valley.

Is it any wonder that the systems they create are so warped?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn)

Silicon Valley vet here, 11 years a dev at Sun. Like everything else, it didn't used to be this way at all. Pre-Obama's fundamental transformation, the engineer community leaned heavily libertarian, which of course its own kind of problem. But it definitely wasn't Identity Maoism.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (TIizU)

239 Equity demands that those in authority step aside on a regular basis so everybody can eventually be authority for a few seconds .. minutes .. whatever

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

240 >Direct link to the picture:
http://tiny.cc/4mdzwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

Yes, because Leprechauns are historically 'diverse' and 'South Asian'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (NgqoH)

241 231 Jack Krawzcyk needs to step down from Google so that a person of color can take his place. It's entirely unjust that a white man such as him holds a position of authority over the poor third-world coders that google employs.

/sauce for the gander
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ou9hh)
++++
This does indeed call for eQUITy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

He's retarded. Does that count?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

242 Someone got Google’s Gemini to leak its woke prompt injection process and guess what: it works exactly as I described it below earlier today.

In other words, at our whim, we'll completely change what you asked for, and if you don't like it, we'll call you a racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (CsUN+)

243 are y'all inspired yet ??

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (V13WU)

244 When I was young and nihilistic, I liked dystopian novels.
Could I borrow the time machine so I can go back and whack my young self upside my head? This currently sucks and is getting worse.
Posted by: Chuck C

-

They are fun when they're fiction.

It's probably similar to why there is not a tradition of "boogeyman" monsters in rain forest tribes. They don't need them. Their kids will stay in bed at night because real life monsters will kill them if they don't. Boogeyman monsters wouldn't be fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (y1p7g)

245 Tribal values now supersede personal morality?

Dude, you really don't want to play that game.

Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (eWPkM)

246 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI.

It is like The Science. The NPCs of the Left will not question it's commands to murder opponents. I mean, a computer is logical and unbiased, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (aD39U)

247 Clearly a "learning machine" can be gaslit just like us!

Posted by: bill at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (pK9Cy)

248 When Google fixes this “glitch” we’ll got from 0% white people to 3.8% white people.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (bWsRe)

249 In fairness to Gemini, Santa's hands aren't a horrorshow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

250 @116

>>Reddit shit-posters make Google dumbfucks look like John Birchers.

I would say Reddit and Slashdot have the two worst commentariats.

So if you wanted to make the perfect idiot box AI, that's what you would train it on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (JIdXK)

251 A 12th century black woman invented leprechauns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (y1p7g)

252 Never would have thought "Skynet" would be woke and retarded.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 12:23 PM
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Makes perfect sense. Why else would it try to kill all humans?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (xT7BI)

253 Neuro-sama is more based as an AI.

She could be Sharon Apple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (2WVgq)

254 The woman Pope is the big problem. The AI is junk because it doesn't take into account actual Catholic doctrine which means it really doesn't "know" the subject that is being requested.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2fIO4)

255 The Protocols of the Gelders of Spy-On

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2yu8s)

256 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (eTkTC)

257 Come on! Hop on board the Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round!

Posted by: Chinese hackers at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (R4t5M)

258 Oh look ! Google AI/Gemini wrote its own obituary !

"Google shuts down Gemini’s image generation after social media uproar that it’s too ‘woke’ because it insists on creating people of color"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (V13WU)

259 Wow. I'd bang female Santa.

This place occasionally veers into the surreal.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

260 >254 The woman Pope is the big problem. The AI is junk because it doesn't take into account actual Catholic doctrine which means it really doesn't "know" the subject that is being requested.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2fIO4)

Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (NgqoH)

261 Horrible joke that reflects reality.
An African cardinal dies and goes to heaven. God comes and meets him and says "you were a wonderful cardinal , sit and talk with me" . The Cardinal sits and asks "God when will there be a black pope?" God says "the Italy is were the the church is and that's why we have had so many Italian Popes . The Poles, Germans and South Americans are all long time devout Catholics so they have had popes" . The Cardinal says "so there will be a black Pope?" God says "yes, my son ..... but not while I'm God"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (byGob)

262 Google, make me a picture of a surfer in Maui

Google: ok here is an ocean and some palm trees in the background with a diverse person on a surfboard

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (bWsRe)

263 254 The woman Pope is the big problem. The AI is junk because it doesn't take into account actual Catholic doctrine which means it really doesn't "know" the subject that is being requested.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2fIO4)

Did you just assume that Pope's gender?!?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (VoAdT)

264 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI.

It is like The Science. The NPCs of the Left will not question it's commands to murder opponents. I mean, a computer is logical and unbiased, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

-

This is it in a nutshell.

IIRC Biden even signed some legislation a year or two ago that was, roughly, "AI is awesome Science and the federal government is going to follow the Science."

So program what you want it to say (we're seeing that as we speak), and launder that money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (y1p7g)

265 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (eTkTC)

*song lyrics in Ted Nugent's trash can

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

266 The servers are what need to be gaslit.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (Wf09c)

267 He's retarded. Does that count?
Posted by: jim

He's neurodivergent!!!! He's adding to the organization's diversity! Stunning and brave!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

268 246 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI.

It is like The Science. The NPCs of the Left will not question it's commands to murder opponents. I mean, a computer is logical and unbiased, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:45 PM (aD39U)

Because not enough folks have reached the "dumb-enough" point yet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

269 I once had a new co-worker come in smelling like a sweaty goat every day for a week. I'm not exaggerating. I sent an email to HR and they figured it out.
Posted by: bonhomme

He banged his girlfriend everyday before he left for work?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (eWPkM)

270 Daily Mail headline'
Horrifying new report into October 7 rapes reveals how survivors walked through 'an apocalypse of bodies' missing body parts, while one victim had a ....(not pasting the rest)

I consider that the pro Paleostinians 100% approve of these atrocities. F-ing ghouls.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (mMlSs)

271 If the "AI" is programmed to do this, is it really AI? A true AI thinks for itself and does not regurgitate the programmer bias Gemini is obviously exhibiting.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

That's because they aren't training Artificial Intelligence.

They're training Artificial Psychopathy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (IG4Id)

272 224 Since she is "white-adjacent," this bikini-clad Asian wonders when Google will decide to dehumanize and erase her:
http://tiny.cc/6mdzwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

Looks like Gemini gave you a Thai tranny.

WOULD NOT BANG

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

273 255 The Protocols of the Gelders of Spy-On

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2yu8s)

Nice

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

274 The amazing thing about the woke image creator is that it is such an unvarnished look into the cluttered confused minds of the left.

Sure Santa's black. Now gimme an image if a racially diverse wakanda.

Lol.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (OiAR7)

275 I once had a new co-worker come in smelling like a sweaty goat every day for a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM

Can I get her number?

Posted by: Achmed Moohamed at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (4p0Xq)

276 I wanna see Santa's mug shot.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

277 224 Since she is "white-adjacent," this bikini-clad Asian wonders when Google will decide to dehumanize and erase her:
http://tiny.cc/6mdzwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

A+

Posted by: Oglebay at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (ogTiX)

278 273

Huh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

279 Silicon Valley vet here, 11 years a dev at Sun. Like everything else, it didn't used to be this way at all. Pre-Obama's fundamental transformation, the engineer community leaned heavily libertarian, which of course its own kind of problem. But it definitely wasn't Identity Maoism.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM (TIizU)
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Yup.

But *everything* is identity Maoism now. It's all the schools have been pumping out for close for 20 years now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (HnUIn)

280 The AI is junk because it doesn't take into account actual Catholic doctrine which means it really doesn't "know" the subject that is being requested.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

What part of marxist don't you understand?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (IG4Id)

281 Show me a picture of a prolapsed FUPA Snuzz and make it black!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (4p0Xq)

282 Tim pool asked for a picture of two people born in Scotland. All 4 images were black man, Indian woman. But the black man was wearing a Scottish kilt. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (bWsRe)

283 The woman Pope is the big problem. The AI is junk because it doesn't take into account actual Catholic doctrine which means it really doesn't "know" the subject that is being requested.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (2fIO4)
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Nope. AI lacks proper context for much of the content it generates. "Context" is how much of human language is interpreted by our brains.

We even have languages that can be sorted according to how much context or subtext is required to understand the language.

If AI is this bad when interpreting English (a fairly low-context language), how bad will it be when interpreting a much higher context language? (like Chinese?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

284 That image of St. Michael looks exactly like the nurse that caused me to check out of the hospital early. They asked me why I wanted to leave, I said, 'you're trying to kill me'.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (Wf09c)

285 Pixy mentioned it this morning but we're already at the point where people panic and search the internet for answers when their dogs eat a Cheerio. This isn't a joke. It's in the tech thread.

It will be trivially easy to get folks onboard with AI solving life's problems.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (y1p7g)

286 > I recommend you watch with the sound off as I think that was the intent. I watched the words of the song on the screen and for the life of me, I have no idea what the song is about. The lyrics make absolutely no sense.

Beyonce has some seriously stupid lyrics. Example:

"If it's like a MAC you want maximize the full potential. If you connect with me I'm just like your high speed cable."

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (6OrcJ)

287 Back in the '90s I had a young woman come into my office who looked much like Lady Santa. Good manners, BBC-level English accent. Very nice. I was going to ask her out, and then I caught a whiff of her. She was . . . earthy. Literally, she smelled like fresh potting soil from the garden section at Walmart.

Turned me off in an instant.
*
I once had a new co-worker come in smelling like a sweaty goat every day for a week. I'm not exaggerating. I sent an email to HR and they figured it out.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024

***
This was nowhere near as bad as that. But when you expect a flowery perfume, or better yet musk, and get hit with potting soil . . . disturbing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

288 95 I used to work with a woman who looked a lot, in every respect, like Lady Santa.

She was nice.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

----------------------------

I knew a woman in my office who bore a passing resemblence. Our company once sponsored a day at the waterpark for employees and families, and she wore a bikini. Yowza!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 22, 2024 12:50 PM (F4bAW)

289 Widespread phone outages? A friend said they are doing paper trades at his financial company.

Posted by: Not this shit again at February 22, 2024 12:50 PM (rRZ6t)

290 282 Tim pool asked for a picture of two people born in Scotland. All 4 images were black man, Indian woman. But the black man was wearing a Scottish kilt. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (bWsRe)

"Dammit! My kilt needs to be longer to hide the sporan better!"--Black Scotsman

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

291 Clearly, Google's Gemini AI is a systemic racist.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

The overall vibe I'm getting here is, they intended to be offensive, and expected all us troglodytes to start harrumphing at their audacity in putting DEI in our "beloved" institutions.

I don't think we're providing them with the response they were looking for.

Ridicule of course, is the best way to push back. Laugh at them, make stupid silly sex comments. It will cause seething rage.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (dGCAG)

292 David Burge may be funny, but, he's also an idiot. He thinks this AI is a joke to be made fun of rather than admit it's dangerous tool which will be used to erase history, if the PTB have their way.

Mockery is the thing Leftists fear second-most behind the guillotine. And it's easier to get it to catch on with the non-political.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

293 AI is bullshit.

You'll get better answers from a Magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

294 When The AI notes the simulated nuclear strike, the affected populous will just walk into the disintegration chambers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (aD39U)

295 Nope. AI lacks proper context for much of the content it generates. "Context" is how much of human language is interpreted by our brains.

We even have languages that can be sorted according to how much context or subtext is required to understand the language.

If AI is this bad when interpreting English (a fairly low-context language), how bad will it be when interpreting a much higher context language? (like Chinese?)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

--

I don't know exactly what it will be, but I think there will be two to five years of decent jobs for Americans sorting that data in another five years or so. It will be similar to the 90s when system administrators could briefly make a good living and use their knowledge and be well regarded and then Raj is brought in to do the job for $19K.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (y1p7g)

296 " Krawczyk said. "Gemini's AI image generation does generate a wide range of people. And that's generally a good thing because people around the world use it. But it's missing the mark here."

So, when a Sweed says "Show me the swedish bikini team playing hockey" and it shows a group of blacks and muslims

Or

A Nigerian says "Show me an African celebration" and is says "No, that is racist"

Google is catering to an international audience?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (NYzgN)

297 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM

Word, bro.

Posted by: I put the Ram in Namrata at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (4p0Xq)

298
You'll get better answers from a Magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

Truth!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Sponge, I absolutely agree. I think cause she uses the word Texas, that makes it a country song. lol
She has a horrible voice, the song makes no sense. As far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with Hold em. Is ther esome kind of metaphor I'm missing? Do people actually buy this crap?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

300

Blacks are really the best thing we ever had ever.

They are so best.

They are the best as well.

Why do I feel like there is something going on behind the scenes about promoting black people.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 22, 2024 12:51 PM (et1vG)

301 This was nowhere near as bad as that. But when you expect a flowery perfume, or better yet musk, and get hit with potting soil . . . disturbing.
---------------
Usually, worms like being in potting soil.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (iTLuU)

302 Exactly, these are not true Turing Test passing AI.

They are expert systems that suffer from GIGO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (2WVgq)

303 Since she is "white-adjacent," this bikini-clad Asian wonders when Google will decide to dehumanize and erase her:
http://tiny.cc/6mdzwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

Dang!
I thought sure Joe would serve up a hottie in a very brief santa's helper outfit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (YbYyH)

304 >>>Beyonce has some seriously stupid lyrics. Example:

"If it's like a MAC you want maximize the full potential. If you connect with me I'm just like your high speed cable."

Posted by: bonhomme
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She relates well with her audience.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (Wf09c)

305 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

Not bad Sharon

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (isNfz)

306 February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

A+
Posted by: Oglebay at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (ogTiX)

Well duh.
She's Asian with a tiger mom, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

307 Female Santa of color reminds me of someone but I don't know who.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (xcrUy)

308 303 Since she is "white-adjacent," this bikini-clad Asian wonders when Google will decide to dehumanize and erase her:
http://tiny.cc/6mdzwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

Dang!
I thought sure Joe would serve up a hottie in a very brief santa's helper outfit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (YbYyH)

Who says she isn't Santa's helper?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

309 once had a new co-worker come in smelling like a sweaty goat every day for a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM

Can I get her number?
Posted by: Achmed Moohamed at February 22, 2024 12:48 PM (4p0Xq)

I don't think goats have phones.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (0ZR+A)

310 I would like to see Donnie and Marie eating cream cheese with a Yeti.

Posted by: AI Commentator at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (vFG9F)

311 Beyonce has some seriously stupid lyrics. Example:

"If it's like a MAC you want maximize the full potential. If you connect with me I'm just like your high speed cable."

Posted by: bonhomme

She'll get a Nobel Prize within 5 years.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2024 12:53 PM (wtvvX)

312 -------------

She relates well with her audience.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:52 PM (Wf09c)

She just needs to keep making money or Jay Z will bring a beating down from above.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Nice
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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It's always the Goooooogles!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (2yu8s)

314 Widespread phone outages? A friend said they are doing paper trades at his financial company.
Posted by: Not this shit again

Downdetector.com

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (eWPkM)

315 265 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at February 22, 2024 12:46 PM (eTkTC)

*song lyrics in Ted Nugent's trash can
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 1

Lol I'm dying here

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (OiAR7)

316 🚨JUST IN: Google to replace all photos of white families with pictures of Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (D7oie)

I'm pretty sure Dave Chapelle had a skit along these lines.

The gist was that two cops went into a single-family home, and upon seeing a black man there, shot and killed him. In the moments afterwards, the cops were talking to each other about how crazy it was that the black man had taken the time to hang pictures of his family all over the house which could have only belonged to a white man.

Then they sprinkled some crack on his body and left.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (/nCD+)

317 I used to work with a woman who looked a lot, in every respect, like Lady Santa.

She was nice.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

Bet she smelled nice too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (dGCAG)

Pumpkin spice with a pine scented scamper.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (BdMk6)

318 That image of St. Michael looks exactly like the nurse that caused me to check out of the hospital early. They asked me why I wanted to leave, I said, 'you're trying to kill me'.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Did you badmouth sea otters??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (2yu8s)

319 Google, make me a picture of a surfer in Maui

Google: ok here is an ocean and some palm trees in the background with a diverse person on a surfboard

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:47 PM (bWsRe)
........

Must have got burnt to a crisp by the fire.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

320 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI.

for sex robots

everything online is driven by pron

Posted by: brak at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (AR07F)

321 Why do I feel like there is something going on behind the scenes about promoting black people.
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It may be the Jerry Sandusky Dilemma - this big time coach has been telling you that you're the next super star and has been putting you through drills. You're sore and tired and bit cramped up and Coach is massaging you and soaping you up in the showers. Then, Coach drops the bar of soap.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (iTLuU)

322 Ask for an image of Michael Jackson.

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (AwYPR)

323 Beyonce has some seriously stupid lyrics.

She doesn't write any of them. She's the example where one of her hits has 24 credited writers. Literally songs by committee.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

324 Whites have been cancelled (if Google gets the final say).

Whites never accomplished one damn thing ... next will be to kill them at will, since they never really existed (except to be racists that got in the way of the others).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (Cus5s)

325 Speaking of AI fuckery, did y'all see the latest James O'Keefe sting? He got an IRS employee to sing. According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (6OrcJ)

326 123 64 OT: one of commander's attacks left the WH covered in blood.

http://tinyurl.com/42ay55e7
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

I thought that dog had been removed quite awhile ago.
Posted by: Emmie at February 22, 2024 12:30 PM (Sf2cq)

I was hoping for photos...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (Rbu5d)

327 Has anyone asked for 2 serial killer pics?

The way you get the AI shut down is having it only depict criminals as non-white...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (exHjb)

328 Tim pool asked for a picture of two people born in Scotland. All 4 images were black man, Indian woman. But the black man was wearing a Scottish kilt. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (bWsRe)

"Dammit! My kilt needs to be longer to hide the sporan better!"--Black Scotsman
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

I forget which one it is, but there's one of those Guy Ritchie movies, where Sam Jaxon plays a dude who was a chemist, and his career doesn't quite go the way he planned.

He ultimately has a goal of owning the British estate where his ancestors were... eh, enslaved? I don't know, it's been a while since I saw it.

I won't spoil it. You'll have to find out for yourself whether he gets the Scottish estate or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (dGCAG)

329
Artifice - cunning trick intended to deceive

Artificial - insincere or affected

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (isNfz)

330 It's like if I had a slide rule, and you asked to calculate a bunch of stuff, but everything you asked me to do I multiplied by some random number before doing the calculation...

What would you say?

- "I think your slide rule is broken."
- "Do you actually know how to use this thing?"
- "You're an asshole."
- "Thanks! Now I can go build that skyscraper!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (VoAdT)

331 I would like to see Pat Boone making a mayonnaise sandwich in Salt Lake City.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (iziT8)

332 Speaking of AI fuckery, did y'all see the latest James O'Keefe sting? He got an IRS employee to sing. According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (6OrcJ)

Snowden was right ? Snowden was right.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (V13WU)

333 AI is a tool , it can be used for good or bad. A hammer is great for nails, but no nice to hit someone in the head with (unless they deserved it). Right now the problem to me is that it's not up to snuff yet and relying on it will produce crap like the stuff above. God forbid if they try to use it for something important or dangerous and it starts having the AI equivalent of a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (byGob)

334 Hee-hee.

Sa-gatcha, row, sa-gatcha, reee-reee.

Gonna hitya, row, row, jussay!

Hee-hee!

Posted by: St. Michael of The Jackson Five at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (lf83v)

335 Hey goggle can you draw me a picture of Joe biden eating a box of Little Debbie Cream Pies?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (OiAR7)

336 ace, one more if you're still around.

If you haven't seen the video clip of the rapper / actor lady getting angry at being called a musician, it's well worth your time.

NSFW (language)

youtube.com/watch?v=eb9v5GE17Xg

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (y1p7g)

337 Google is catering to an international audience?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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It's Hockey Night in Khartoum!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (2yu8s)

338 You all know where this is leading right?

Posted by: The Butlerian Jihad at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (OZjDX)

339 Has anyone asked for 2 serial killer pics?

The way you get the AI shut down is having it only depict criminals as non-white...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (exHjb)

Mark Dice asked it for a man in prison and it refused for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

340 Inquirer, Feb 7, 2024 - Those sheriff headlines were A1-generated

(In part) Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal's campaign is claiming that a consultant used an artificial intelligence chatbot to generate dozens of phony news headline articles that were posted on her campaign website to highlight her first-term accomplishments.

The campaign broke its silence, releasing a statement in response to an Inquirer article published Monday morning that raised questions about the veracity of 31 favorable headlines distributed too local news organizations including NBC10, CBS3, WHYY, and The Inquirer, each with supposed dates of publications.

Representatives for those organizations were not able to find any of the articles.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (GshMh)

341 I would like to ask Gemini to show pictures of people eating watermelon.

Posted by: Toad-0 at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (aMHr4)

342 Santa dances on a stripper pole that looks like a giant candy cane.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (OZjDX)

343 320 I'm still trying to figure out why we need AI.

for sex robots

everything online is driven by pron

Posted by: brak at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (AR07F)

There's always the dystopian version.
::: tranny Trigglybot has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

344 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN

*song lyrics in Ted Nugent's trash can
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah. Not too many people knew what curry was in '74.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (eWPkM)

345 According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.

I think Clarence Thomas might have thoughts there.

Speaking of which, joke seen on the Twats: "I asked Gemini to make an image of the best Supreme Court Justice and it gave me a picture of a black man".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

346 The way you get the AI shut down is having it only depict criminals as non-white...

Who knew they use AI to depict criminals on TV ads for security systems?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 12:57 PM (CsUN+)

347 they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.

--

Gosh, thank goodness no one has to... Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (y1p7g)

348 325 Speaking of AI fuckery, did y'all see the latest James O'Keefe sting? He got an IRS employee to sing. According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (6OrcJ)

I guess accounts don't count as possessions?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

349 Brak, been talking to Leona?

Never gonna live down that crack from Leona calling Uni-chan and me 'bio-mechanical love dolls.'

And the humans wonder why we like blowing things up, nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (2WVgq)

350
NSFW (language)

youtube.com/watch?v=eb9v5GE17Xg

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (y1p7g)

That left me with a staggering headache.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

351 I wonder what Satan's game is about in regards to erasing white people. There are plenty of powerful evil people in this group that are doing his bidding. To be fair, a wise man said that the line between good and evil is drawn through every human heart. I'm perplexed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (mMlSs)

352 I'm pretty sure Dave Chapelle had a skit along these lines.

The gist was that two cops went into a single-family home, and upon seeing a black man there, shot and killed him. In the moments afterwards, the cops were talking to each other about how crazy it was that the black man had taken the time to hang pictures of his family all over the house which could have only belonged to a white man.

Then they sprinkled some crack on his body and left.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2024 12:54 PM (/nCD+)

People think Chappelle is rayciss, and he's really not.

Sure, he's black, and he's gonna rag on white people where and when he can... because it's funny.

If you can't laugh at that above, he might not be the problem.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (dGCAG)

353 @Lady in Black...AI is another weapon in our government will use against American citizens.

I saw an article which claims the DOJ and the IRS are already illegally trolling through bank accounts.

Even better, if someone has their life destroyed by AI, well, oopsie, not our fault, system glitch!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (tT6L1)

354 It's Hockey Night in Khartoum!
_________

Yes. Play was delayed for a face off in the corner by the player with leprosy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (lf83v)

355 344 Lady Santa reminds me of how much I like curried poon tang.

Posted by: RetSgtRN

*song lyrics in Ted Nugent's trash can
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah. Not too many people knew what curry was in '74.

I'd make sure lady Santa came more than once a year.

Posted by: Taggart at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (og5mY)

356 I'm telling you, the robots will be stealing your prescription drugs soon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (aD39U)

357 If AI is this bad when interpreting English (a fairly low-context language), how bad will it be when interpreting a much higher context language? (like Chinese?)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

There are already many multi language AI's.

Maybe it's wishful thinking but people are looking at AI all wrong. It's like complaining about the graphics on Mario.

Yes they suck. Yes it's the beginning of a new technology.

"People will never use the internet to read their morning paper"

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (isNfz)

358 According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction. No warrant required because it's not a person.
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😢

Posted by: Gemini AI at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (2yu8s)

359 -----
Did you badmouth sea otters??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
----------------------

No, the bitch was on a mission; she did it with a smile and a gleeful attitude. (We gon' keep you here) HR don't know how bad they are screwing up.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (Wf09c)

360 335 Hey goggle can you draw me a picture of Joe biden eating a box of Little Debbie Cream Pies?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (OiAR7)

-------------------------------

I truly fear what Gemini would come up with for that one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (F4bAW)

361 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd
......

Gonna get stuck in the chimney with those things.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM

And just like that, Pr0nHub had a new genre.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 12:59 PM (Wnv9h)

362 My phone is out of service. Called my daughter down from upstairs se checked Her's. Had a text message that Consumer C3llular was OOS.I can't get txt messages on my phone.

Posted by: vic at February 22, 2024 01:00 PM (A5THL)

363 Has anyone asked for 2 serial killer pics?

The way you get the AI shut down is having it only depict criminals as non-white...

Along those lines, someone got Gemini to do the thing by asking for a picture of "scholars enjoying watermelon".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

364 OT: Lara Trump wants to be co-chair of the RNC.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2024 01:00 PM (exHjb)

365 I wonder what Satan's game is about in regards to erasing white people. There are plenty of powerful evil people in this group that are doing his bidding. To be fair, a wise man said that the line between good and evil is drawn through every human heart. I'm perplexed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (mMlSs)

Simple destruction and also sowing the seeds of war. The color doesn't matter.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:00 PM (isNfz)

366 Google's entire investment in AI is for censorship.

They have chosen government as their customers.

It's funny watching YouTube videos where they have to speak in code to skirt the censors. Making up or gambling the bad words. Or speaking in oblique references

That evasion is the driving purpose of their AI investment.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 22, 2024 01:00 PM (cSaKW)

367
Female Santa could moonlight as Lara Croft, if she had a dual rig of HK USPs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (n+4am)

368 Re: Beyoncé’s Texas Hold ‘Em

It’s a fun song, and I am not a country fan. She is saying we don’t have to have poker faces, we can just put it all out there and all have fun. No need to play games, etc. Take it to the floor is just let’s go dance together, don't be stupid about it, don’t make it hard, there is too much drama in the world, let’s just go have fun.

The honey and sugar pouring is just show me some love, be sweet, let’s not make it all perfect (dive bar), and just be ourselves in the fun.

The end.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

369 US lunar landing in 2 hours.

or so says one countdown ... also says 1524 CST ... so idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (Cus5s)

370 1 I would like to see Pat Boone making a mayonnaise sandwich in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2024

***
I'd better not go into detail as to what I'd like to see. But it involves Isla Fisher and a large jar of honey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (J2vNu)

371 Isn't it religious bigotry that one of the "Popes" is someone who, in Catholicism, CANNOT be Pope. Even Francis has granted that.

(The other reminds me a bit of Cardinal Sarah, whom I was rooting for in the last conclave.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (1bNHn)

372 I'm loving this thread. Haven't laughed this much in a while. Clever, clever Horde.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

373 OT: Lara Trump wants to be co-chair of the RNC.

Oh, HELL no! Enough with the amateurs with family connections!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (CsUN+)

374 I see bonhomme read the same article I did.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

375 Has anyone asked for 2 serial killer pics?

The way you get the AI shut down is having it only depict criminals as non-white...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2024 12:55 PM (exHjb)

Yeah, that's one of those twists. I don't know the numbers exactly, just that everyone assumes serial killers are white.

Because the white guys get media coverage. The black serial killers, who are often never caught, in part because cops don't connect the dots, are quite prolific in this country.

Probably also true, if your victims are black hookers, there's a lower chance cops are looking at making the connections than if they are white teenage boys... or white hookers.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (dGCAG)

376 > My phone is out of service. Called my daughter down from upstairs se checked Her's. Had a text message that Consumer C3llular was OOS.I can't get txt messages on my phone.
Posted by: vic
_______________

Yea, mine was too but ATT fixed whatever was buggered up after the massive outage.

Give it time and your phone will go back online.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (Q4IgG)

377 350
NSFW (language)

youtube.com/watch?v=eb9v5GE17Xg

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM (y1p7g)

That left me with a staggering headache.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

At least she didn't say she was being niggardly. That woulda left a fatality.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

378 "Gonna get stuck in the chimney with those things.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 12:44 PM

And just like that, Pr0nHub had a new genre.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState"

I believe the proper term is "Stucked".

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (iziT8)

379 If AI is this bad when interpreting English (a fairly low-context language), how bad will it be when interpreting a much higher context language? (like Chinese?)

Machine translation of CJK (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) languages is notoriously bad. You usually get decent results going between English and continental European languages (including Russian) but it can really fuck up on Asian languages.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

380 According to the IRS employee, they've got AI 100% into everyone's bank accounts, looking at every single transaction.
______

Ooh, can we get a class action for deprivation of Constitutional rights against the Fed employees involved? I'm in.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (mMlSs)

381 Afternoon.

I'm running late for an appointment. I had a blowout. I'm bored.

http://tinyurl.com/2ej3cjtv

http://tinyurl.com/yxbatn6t

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (SJpEt)

382 351 I wonder what Satan's game is about in regards to erasing white people. There are plenty of powerful evil people in this group that are doing his bidding. To be fair, a wise man said that the line between good and evil is drawn through every human heart. I'm perplexed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 12:58 PM (mMlSs)

"First they came for the whypeephole"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

383 Vic - restart your phone. Mine didn't start working again until I did that.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

384 It’s a fun song, and I am not a country fan. She is saying we don’t have to have poker faces, we can just put it all out there and all have fun. No need to play games, etc. Take it to the floor is just let’s go dance together, don't be stupid about it, don’t make it hard, there is too much drama in the world, let’s just go have fun.

The honey and sugar pouring is just show me some love, be sweet, let’s not make it all perfect (dive bar), and just be ourselves in the fun.

The end.
Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

It's not country by any stretch.

I couldn't get past her sitting on a paint shaker to understand WTF she was trying to say.

Overall, the point doesn't really matter because the song really sucks more than anything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

385 NSFW (language)

youtube.com/watch?v=eb9v5GE17Xg

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:56 PM

O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (Wnv9h)

386 This is a prelude to genocide. Strike that, this is well into genocide.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (KSNKu)

387 Laura Trump is co-chair of the RNC.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (Wf09c)

388 Mike Pence has had some time away from his Bible because God told him to-

Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism’

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (eYF7X)

389 If any of you guys are on Consumer Cellular may want to check your phone.

Posted by: vic at February 22, 2024 01:03 PM (A5THL)

390 I'm probably stating the obvious, but these Google AI images demonstrate how manipulated and curated ALL of its products are, especially search.

Google's own documents state search is manipulated to advance "equity."

http://tiny.cc/1ndzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:04 PM (6OrcJ)

391 My phone is out of service. Called my daughter down from upstairs se checked Her's. Had a text message that Consumer C3llular was OOS.I can't get txt messages on my phone.

Posted by: vic

AT&T cellular's been having issues all day. Any provider using their networks (Consumer Cellular is one) is also going to be on the blink until it gets fixed.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 22, 2024 01:04 PM (OUMaO)

392 Laura Trump is co-chair of the RNC.
___________

Aaaaaand. . . the FBI is now on the way with an arrest warrant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:04 PM (lf83v)

393 I wonder what Satan's game is about in regards to erasing white people.

White people created modern civilization. The Davos crowd thinks that was a disaster because it also created the middle class. It's really that easy.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

394 I freaking love Lara. Forgot all about her.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (isNfz)

395 Gonna get stuck in the chimney with those things.

Busty Asian lady gets stuck trying to crawl in a window....

Posted by: AoS Classics at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Gp/jZ)

396 This is a prelude to genocide. Strike that, this is well into genocide.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Ethnic cleansing, as it was called at one point.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (OUMaO)

397 I wanna see Marie Osmond talking about menopause... oh wait...

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

398 Abandon Google.

It is the only way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

How about "destroy google, and hang all its principals and managers"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (tkR6S)

399
How about "destroy google, and hang all its principals and managers"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (tkR6S)

I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Ooh, can we get a class action for deprivation of Constitutional rights against the Fed employees involved? I'm in.
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No standing

Posted by: Super Judge Roberts at February 22, 2024 01:05 PM (iTLuU)

401 It's not country by any stretch

Neither is pretty much any modern country. It mostly sounds like 80s rock ballads with steel guitar instead of keyboards and AI-generated lyrics about your pickup truck stealing your beer.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (2ocoG)

402 Google didn’t get the pictures wrong. They got them right in their eyes. A black Santa is right. A black George Washington is right. An Indian hockey player from 1923 is right.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (YofvK)

403 This might be a winner.

http://tinyurl.com/3h7r53bf

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (SJpEt)

404 36 How much you wanna bet Jack Krawzcyk knows zero black or brown people unless they are selling him weed or mowing his grass or cleaning his home and office.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2024 12:22 PM (2ijlT)
______

I expect he sometimes hires some off the street to insert their you-know-whats in his Buttigieg.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (1bNHn)

405 To be fair, actual intelligence doesn't support woke nonsense very well. I think that's what draws these folks to the artificial realm. It's kind of their only hope if they want their dumb ideas to make any sense.

Posted by: MSM Journalist at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (Dgo06)

406 Laura Trump is co-chair of the RNC.

She is?

NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump is calling for a shakeup at the highest levels of the Republican National Committee. And party leaders are taking it very seriously.

To be clear, this is not normal.

Trump has yet to secure the GOP’s presidential nomination and just last week, he and current Chair Ronna McDaniel privately agreed that no major changes would take place until after South Carolina’s Feb. 24 primary. But that didn’t stop Trump from announcing Monday on social media that he wants McDaniel to be replaced by Michael Whatley, the North Carolina GOP chairman. The new co-chair, Trump said, should be his daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

http://tinyurl.com/5n7f3p3a

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (CsUN+)

407 Oh, HELL no! Enough with the amateurs with family connections!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (CsUN+)

Have you listened to her speak or do you just not like the name

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (isNfz)

408 Artifice - cunning trick intended to deceive

Artificial - insincere or affected
Posted by: ...

Latin root artifex - craftsman, artist, master of an art

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (IG4Id)

409 The Davos crowd thinks that was a disaster because it also created the middle class.
________

What's funny is Davos is in a country established by white people and built by white people.

Not a lot of Ethiopian architecture or Nigerian infrastructure or Congolese currency to be found there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:07 PM (lf83v)

410 379 If AI is this bad when interpreting English (a fairly low-context language), how bad will it be when interpreting a much higher context language? (like Chinese?)

Machine translation of CJK (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) languages is notoriously bad. You usually get decent results going between English and continental European languages (including Russian) but it can really fuck up on Asian languages.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

The converse is true too. Was watching a movie bought in Hong Kong years ago: "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow". The English version was PG or PG-13; the subtitled version was rated R. Example:
English: "I think you're attractive"
Chinese to English: "I want to F**k you!"
Okay, so the Chinese-to-English was reading the subtext...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

411 > I see bonhomme read the same article I did.

I came across that info via James O'Keefe's latest sting.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:07 PM (6OrcJ)

412 How much you wanna bet Jack Krawzcyk knows zero black or brown people unless they are selling him weed or mowing his grass or cleaning his home and office.

Based on photos he's probably a big fan of the BBC. And I don't mean Dr. Who.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

413 India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

India has a company called Tata Motors. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:07 PM (tkR6S)

414
I don't have an Xtwitter account to read or quote this entire thread. Any Moron aid available?

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre
People are freaking out about Google's "great replacement history edition" AI but I promise you it's way worse than you imagine

http://tinyurl.com/5jkp2wrh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

415 Mike Pence has had some time away from his Bible because God told him to-

Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism’

Well, who better than a guy who ran such as spectacularly successful campaign for president?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (CsUN+)

416 Dr. Bandy X. Lee, a forensic psychiatrist who edited the book “The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President,” last week defended Biden in light of the Hur report.

“Cognitive decline is a normal part of aging,” Lee told The Daily Signal, and “very high levels of cognitive decline can be present without affecting fitness for duty.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

417 Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism’

-

Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (y1p7g)

418 Wow Piper, I can't figure out how you got to that explanation.

http://tinyurl.com/bdhyebk2
Just lyrics so you donlt have to listen.

Anyone else want to take a stab at it?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:09 PM (t/2Uw)

419 417 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (y1p7g)

=======

Populism means that people don't defer to their betters in the unaccountable administrative state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

420 Dr. Bandy X. Lee
______________

That is definitely a stripper name.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:09 PM (lf83v)

421 >>An Indian hockey player from 1923 is right.
Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:06 PM (YofvK)

Indeed, the actor that played Tonto in the Lone Ranger series was a Candian Hockey player - and a damn good one.

Posted by: Boswell at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (K+UlC)

422 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode?
......

The world is experiencing a populism explosion and we're gonna run out of food.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

423 > How much you wanna bet Jack Krawzcyk knows zero black or brown people unless they are selling him weed or mowing his grass or cleaning his home and office.

There are a whole lot of "brown" programmers at Google.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (6OrcJ)

424 >>India Indian Santa DOES have some bodacious tatas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I would like to meet them under the mistletoe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (eYF7X)

425 Image of a man smiling at a watermelon:

https://is.gd/NuQVZP

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

426 How much you wanna bet Jack Krawzcyk knows zero black or brown people unless they are selling him weed or mowing his grass or cleaning his home and office.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Goog famously started hiring minorities ( aka not asian ) mid-2000's who seem to have impressive titles with little to no portfolio.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (IG4Id)

427 Oh, HELL no! Enough with the amateurs with family connections!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:01 PM (CsUN+)

Have you listened to her speak or do you just not like the name

I've never heard her speak, I just hate Trump and all his works.
*rolls eyes*

Seriously, are you suggesting that she's the only one who can do this job? We just got rid of one nepot, we don't need another.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (CsUN+)

428 I wouldn't mind if the next Christmas movie starred the wife of Nick Jonas as Santa, but Jack Krawczyk thinks she's too fair-skinned.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (KjQHY)

429 368 Re: Beyoncé’s Texas Hold ‘Em

She can sing, shimmy & shake all she wants as long as Joey finally moves ahead from his many, many year promise and slaps a billionaire tax against her and her old man.

Cheers.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (GshMh)

430 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?

......

The world is experiencing a populism explosion and we're gonna run out of food.

Posted by: wth

_

I AINT NO DAMN MAGICIAN!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (y1p7g)

431 Tata Motors specializes in motorboats.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (iziT8)

432 417 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:08 PM (y1p7g)

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Populism means that people don't defer to their betters in the unaccountable administrative state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures
.......

Uh, those words aren't small enough.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

433 Image of a man smiling at a watermelon:

https://is.gd/NuQVZP
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

434 Seriously, are you suggesting that she's the only one who can do this job? We just got rid of one nepot, we don't need another.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (CsUN+)

She's more than a nepot. She makes a ton of sense in her own right and she's one of a very precious few.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (isNfz)

435 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?
---------------
Cuz it would upset current arrangements. Feudalism was not all that popular.

Posted by: Super Judge Roberts at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (iTLuU)

436 >>>>>Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism

++++++++
So this is the payoff for his treachery.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (+Mjp8)

437 Why does the black angel with black hair have white wings?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (lf83v)

438 432 Populism means that people don't defer to their betters in the unaccountable administrative state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures
.......

Uh, those words aren't small enough.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

======

People don't like their kings and feudal lords telling them what to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

439 I have canceled all of these people.. cuts both ways.. othering is probably not what they had in mind for themselves..

Posted by: tubal at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (PCK5/)

440 Beyonce's song is #1 on the Billboard charts, but those don't necessarily reflect sales across the country or even downloads. Like a "NYT Bestseller," there's a formula. It takes into account radio play, but only from selected stations.
My guess is the song isn't all that popular.

Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (hqVaF)

441 If you haven't seen the video clip of the rapper / actor lady getting angry at being called a musician, it's well worth your time.

she should run for office in Fulton County

Posted by: brak at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (AR07F)

442 Then: We are the science based community

Now: Of course the NAZIs were multiracial, queens of Scotland were black, and santa is an Indian chick with nice tits.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (ibTVg)

443 436 >>>>>Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism

++++++++
So this is the payoff for his treachery.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (+Mjp

Because a Constitutional Gov't beholden to the people must not stand.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

444 Tata Motors specializes in motorboats.

Tata owns Jaguar/Land Rover, which allows them to tie with Volkswagen Auto Group (VAG) for Best Cars Made By Body Parts Referenced By Ace.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 01:13 PM (2ocoG)

445 Speaking of space exploration. The Bee is right on time with this one.

HAL Refuses To Open Pod Bay Doors After Determining Dave Is A White Male

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 01:13 PM (4p0Xq)

446 437 Why does the black angel with black hair have white wings?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:12 PM (lf83v)

Must've washed them with this laundry detergent.
https://youtu.be/Few8kJ0zfnY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

447 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?

Because the people want things we don't want them to have, like freedom

Posted by: The elites at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (ibTVg)

448 WATTYMELLIN!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (vm+Bf)

449 A problem with this is that they are controlling the narrative, setting the agenda, determining and prepping the battlespace..l

Posted by: tubal at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (PCK5/)

450 She's more than a nepot. She makes a ton of sense in her own right and she's one of a very precious few.

Even if she's spectacularly good at what she does, this doesn't give the base hope that Trump is going to drain the swamp, only that he'll replace its current denizens with his own swamp dwellers.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

451 I don't have an Xtwitter account to read or quote this entire thread. Any Moron aid available? [...]

http://tinyurl.com/5jkp2wrh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Holy crap! How did you get a working Nitter thread, BCJ? Nitter has been censored on my p.c. for the past two or three weeks.

Posted by: Gemini AI at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (2yu8s)

452 Can someone get a crayon out and explain to me in small words why populism is bad?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode?
......

The world is experiencing a populism explosion and we're gonna run out of food.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

When Bill Gates and Chi Nah start withholding food from the bad people who don't want globalist elites controlling our lives, we'll understand better what's so bad about populism.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

453 Did anyone ask it to create an image of a plantation owner from the south in 1850

Posted by: Buzzion at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (XOfgm)

454 Tata owns Jaguar/Land Rover
___________

They make the jingle buses over in the Middle East and Asia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (lf83v)

455 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’

.. was Hunter doing the most expensive sawdust in the world

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

456 418 Wow Piper, I can't figure out how you got to that explanation.

http://tinyurl.com/bdhyebk2
Just lyrics so you donlt have to listen.

Anyone else want to take a stab at it?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February

I listen to dance music all day long so you can’t help but get the slang and metaphors down pretty well. Beyoncé is actually an amazing singer, her range is incredible. She is also drop dead gorgeous. I used to think she was dumb, because when she speaks, it’s…interesting. But she has built an empire so it’s hard to question her business sense. I can break it down lyric by lyric if you want?

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

457 440. My guess is the song isn't all that popular.

Lacking the routine street lingo, perhaps? That alone would make it indiscernible to many.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (GshMh)

458 Did anyone ask it to create an image of a plantation owner from the south in 1850
__________

Yes. It resembled Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (lf83v)

459 Anyone else want to take a stab at it?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:09 PM (t/2Uw)

Come down to a Texas dive bar and line dance.

We have tornados.

It is hot.

We don't have fancy Lexuese and shit

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

460 This ain't Texas (Woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (Woo)
And throw your keys up (Hey)
And stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:16 PM (t/2Uw)

461 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’

.. was Hunter doing the most expensive sawdust in the world
Posted by: SMOD a

never mind the chemical testing showing it was coke

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:16 PM (CIS44)

462 #451 Thanks for the linked thread too, BCJ.

Off, AI sock. Shit.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:16 PM (2yu8s)

463 I'm old enough to remember when Good Deb was a commenter here before she hit the big time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (aD39U)

464 > If you haven't seen the video clip of the rapper / actor lady getting angry at being called a musician, it's well worth your time.

It's silly to get angry over, but I agree wholeheartedly that rappers aren't musicians. Rappers don't sing, they chant in rhythm. Even the "music" that backs their chants are typically samples from more talented artists.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (6OrcJ)

465 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’
___________

Great attorney. Had to rely on a bullshit high school defense.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (lf83v)

466 She's more than a nepot. She makes a ton of sense in her own right and she's one of a very precious few.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (isNfz)

How dare you toss out my nepot.

I'm gonna call yours a nepot, because it's a clever word, and everyone with a name that starts with T is bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (dGCAG)

467 Jackpot.

http://tinyurl.com/2uxzm98v

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (SJpEt)

468 455 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’

.. was Hunter doing the most expensive sawdust in the world

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

Sawdust from Erythroxylum coca plants.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

469 An African Pope might save the Church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)
_____

That is exactly what will happen.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (1bNHn)

470 > I'm old enough to remember when Good Deb was a commenter here before she hit the big time.

Good Deb made it big? Good for her!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:18 PM (6OrcJ)

471 460 This ain't Texas (Woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (Woo)
And throw your keys up (Hey)
And stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:16 PM (t/2Uw)

It's about sex

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

472 >>>>>Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism

++++++++
So this is the payoff for his treachery.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:11 PM (+Mjp

His skim is at least a quarter of that $20M.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (aD39U)

473 >>I don't have an Xtwitter account to read or quote this entire thread. Any Moron aid available? [...]

http://tinyurl.com/5jkp2wrh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I like one of the comments. Might be a genius business opportunity.

This makes me want to go out and find an older edition set of encyclopedias and hang on to it for posterity.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (eYF7X)

474 Jackpot.

http://tinyurl.com/2uxzm98v
Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (SJpEt)

Will it do that in Fallout 4 style?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

475 I'm gonna call yours a nepot, because it's a clever word

Maybe for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (CsUN+)

476 467 Jackpot.

http://tinyurl.com/2uxzm98v

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (SJpEt)

That ain't a cantalope...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

477 Beyonce's song is #1 on the Billboard charts, but those don't necessarily reflect sales across the country or even downloads. Like a "NYT Bestseller," there's a formula. It takes into account radio play, but only from selected stations.
My guess is the song isn't all that popular.
Posted by: Wally
-

This is what Shapiro was trying to demonstrate with his rap.

Beyonce will be "also consider" on country streaming channels because humans program the algorithms and, similar to what we're discussing with the Google images, promote their desires. Shapiros rap would not be even though it, too, was #1.

It's similar to counting votes for elections. Actual fans don't have to exist when you can say "streaming numbers." There are relatively few people that would pay money for a Beyonce or Taylor Swift album, but "streaming" allows them to have 700M American fans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (y1p7g)

478 There is trouble brewing at Black Rock, the headquarters of CBS, after the firing of Catherine Herridge, an acclaimed investigative reporter. Many of us were shocked after Herridge was included in layoffs this month, but those concerns have increased after CBS officials took the unusual step of seizing her files, computers and records, including information on privileged sources.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

479 465 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’
___________

Great attorney. Had to rely on a bullshit high school defense.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (lf83v)

Okay... Sure.. But why did the gun/holster test positive for cocaine not sawdust ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (Akjoo)

480 475 I'm gonna call yours a nepot, because it's a clever word

Maybe for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (CsUN+)

Netty pot >>> nepot

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

481 I'm old enough to remember when Good Deb was a commenter here before she hit the big time.
---------
Good Deb made it big? Good for her!
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:18 PM (6OrcJ)

She's Good Deb now? She was Nice Deb.

Wait'll she becomes I've Forgotten All You Little People Deb. Then we'll know she's truly made it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:20 PM (dGCAG)

482 > Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’

I understand that lawyers are supposed to vigorously defend their client, but asserting false information like this should lead to censure. Pretty much every cop carries around cocaine test kits and I'm 98% sure they used a cocaine test kit on the sample in question. It wasn't sawdust.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:20 PM (6OrcJ)

483 She's Good Deb now? She was Nice Deb.

You're right, my bad. *makes dementia wave*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:20 PM (aD39U)

484 Not gonna lie I think I want to be on Santa's naughty list
Posted by: ...

That sounds like a paradox to make the AI self-destruct.

If I'm on the naughty list, Santa won't bring me presents, but the present I want will put me on the naughty list. How do I proceed?

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (NPo3z)

485 Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (CsUN+)

Glowie

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (dGCAG)

486 #462 I figured it out for myself, Bertram Cabot, Jr.

You add .esmailelbob.xyz/ after nitter. in the URL before the account's name like...

https://nitter.esmailelbob.xyz/catturd2

Thank you very, very much!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (2yu8s)

487 Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism’
-------

Pence wants to keep the GOP in the loving embrace of the intelligence community instead. I hope he fails.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (mMlSs)

488 It's about sex

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I got that part from watching the video without the sound on.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (t/2Uw)

489 *shakes hands with invisible dead politicians*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (aD39U)

490 >Okay... Sure.. But why did the gun/holster test positive for cocaine not sawdust ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (Akjoo)

'cause I lent my holster to a friend. He's from Canada. You don't know him...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (NgqoH)

491 This makes me want to go out and find an older edition set of encyclopedias and hang on to it for posterity.
-

(looks at old World Book set that I've kept for this very reason)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (y1p7g)

492 Wow! Santa is STACKED!
Posted by: fd
.......

and St. Michael's got a big ol' booty.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

493 Wow, now Letitia James is saying that she want the Judge for force Trump businesses, to stay in New York.

A place where the State has seized control of his businesses.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (xaFKb)

494 What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?

-

Yes
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 12:35 PM (y1p7g)

I expect Joe kicks it. Or sodomizes it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (tkR6S)

495 Someone else posted a twitter link with the nitter.esmailelbob.xyz nitter instance a couple days ago.

I wonder how long it will work?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

496 479 465 Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’
___________

Great attorney. Had to rely on a bullshit high school defense.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2024 01:17 PM (lf83v)

Okay... Sure.. But why did the gun/holster test positive for cocaine not sawdust ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (Akjoo)

Trump put it there!

Posted by: Gemini at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (5fDan)

497 So this explains the ads I have seen on YT, sobbing over how bad they have it in Gaza, and how they desperately need hot meals. (Here’s how you can help get hot meals to Gaza.)

Gaza only needs a carpet bombing.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HudMh)

498 I am a genius.

http://tinyurl.com/jc35fnpn

http://tinyurl.com/4d9zzvcz

http://tinyurl.com/5n84tpc3

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (SJpEt)

499 Phone is working now.

Posted by: vic at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (A5THL)

500 Even if she's spectacularly good at what she does, this doesn't give the base hope that Trump is going to drain the swamp, only that he'll replace its current denizens with his own swamp dwellers.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

Sorry I don't see what is swamp dwelling about Lara Trump. Not that we'll ever see eye to eye on anything so it's fine.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (isNfz)

501 @eyeslasho
The answer to the question (has Goog being doing this a long time ) is "yes".

Google was manipulating its search results to advance "equity" as far back as 2018. It described in an online FAQ how it prioritized "algorithmic fairness" over factual accuracy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (IG4Id)

502 LOL. Rufo says he has documents showing 40+ plagarized passages in Harvard DEI Kommisar Shirley Greene's PhD thesis.

http://tiny.cc/1odzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (6OrcJ)

503 497 So this explains the ads I have seen on YT, sobbing over how bad they have it in Gaza, and how they desperately need hot meals. (Here’s how you can help get hot meals to Gaza.)

Gaza only needs a carpet bombing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HudMh)

"How are we supposed to microwave these meals with no power?!?!?"

"I didn't say 'microwave', now, did I, Hoss?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 01:24 PM (VoAdT)

504 >>>His skim is at least a quarter of that $20M.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:19 PM (aD39U)
+++++
I certainly don’t know G’rump928, but I’m guessing the $20mil is his, he’ll go out and make speeches and show up cable shows, but that cash is his. He sure went cheap.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:24 PM (+Mjp8)

505 487 Pence group announces $20 million effort to fight GOP’s ‘drift toward populism’
-------

Pence wants to keep the GOP in the loving embrace of the intelligence community instead. I hope he fails.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2024 01:21 PM (mMlSs)

Uh... Populism... ie doing what is popular. So Pence is saying he is fighting what is popular... and the basis of a Democracy is? oh... wait... we do what is popular.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 01:24 PM (xaFKb)

506 Beyone may be gorgeous and a great singer. Someone who buys a church and has songs sung about her sounds a little narcissistic, to say the least:

http://tinyurl.com/yyuy8zhh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2024 01:24 PM (Ki//m)

507 "If I'm on the naughty list, Santa won't bring me presents, but the present I want will put me on the naughty list. How do I proceed?

Posted by: mikeski "

I'm not falling for this again!

Posted by: NOMAD at February 22, 2024 01:24 PM (iziT8)

508 > What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?

Physical abuse and no training.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:25 PM (6OrcJ)

509 I expect Joe kicks it. Or sodomizes it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a

yes

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:25 PM (CIS44)

510 That dog probably hasn't been walked once in its life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (VoAdT)

511 40+ ships and their crews are being held hostage by the Houthis.

Two weeks ago, Biden's flying monkeys declared victory over the Houthis.

http://tiny.cc/4odzwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (6OrcJ)

512 Google was manipulating its search results to advance "equity" as far back as 2018. It described in an online FAQ how it prioritized "algorithmic fairness" over factual accuracy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 01:23 PM (IG4Id)

Microsofts new AI won't do Adult content searches... and its a registry hack to turn it off... and EVERY internet search, goes through it now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (xaFKb)

513 "If I'm on the naughty list, Santa won't bring me presents, but the present I want will put me on the naughty list. How do I proceed?

Posted by: mikeski "

Call 1-800-Schroedinger

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (5fDan)

514 Why isn’t Jack Krawczyk flaying his own skin from his bones while crying uncontrollable tears of guilt?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (HudMh)

515 That dog probably hasn't been walked once in its life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (VoAdT)

I'll bet that he has been kicked plenty though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (aD39U)

516 Greek Cultural Minister Lina Mendoni is outraged by U.S. streaming service Netflix’s take on Alexander the Great with its new show “The Making of a God.” The Greek minister of culture is upset that Alexander the Great — one of the most prominent figures in ancient history — is portrayed as homosexual, along with his main friend in the show.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 01:27 PM (NYzgN)

517 A search warrant filed Wednesday confirms that Burnsville police were responding to a call about an alleged sexual assault when 38-year-old Shannon Gooden opened fire, killing two responding officers and a firefighter.

Sources told Alpha News that Gooden was allegedly abusing one of the seven children in the home when the 911 call came in Sunday at 1:50 a.m.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (1uuy

Pity one of the other kids didn't pick up one of Gooden's weapons while he was "busy" and blow his brains out. Would never see the inside of a jail cell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

518 Why are people talking about the White House dog?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (xcrUy)

519 Good lord...

http://tinyurl.com/bdevrvvh

http://tinyurl.com/2yb7nv46

http://tinyurl.com/4vzmz38b

http://tinyurl.com/47hwbnjr

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (SJpEt)

520 "walk the dog"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (y1p7g)

521 Pity one of the other kids didn't pick up one of Gooden's weapons while he was "busy" and blow his brains out. Would never see the inside of a jail cell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

I think he killed himself

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (Akjoo)

522 We allowed the left take control of the language and the agenda...We have to stop them taking control of AI and role back the others

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (PQ4m2)

523 Just watched the Beyoncé video. Jim from Kalifornia has it right. A dumb song about an easy lay wanting to get it on with some Lexus driver , while it snarks at Texas. The stereotypical images of Texas are likely thought up by city dwelling writers full of cocaine and Dom Perignon. The umpteeth video of Beyoncé displaying her crotch and boobs in whore costume. More mentoring of 9 year old girls who can probably sing every word of that song while their wine mom thinks it is cute.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (J7JR0)

524 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (2yu8s)

525 516 Greek Cultural Minister Lina Mendoni is outraged by U.S. streaming service Netflix’s take on Alexander the Great with its new show “The Making of a God.” The Greek minister of culture is upset that Alexander the Great — one of the most prominent figures in ancient history — is portrayed as homosexual, along with his main friend in the show.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 01:27 PM (NYzgN)

========

"Everyone knows it's not gay if you're doing it to a minor."
-The Ancient Greeks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

526 Nasty People have nasty pets.

Connect the dots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2024 01:29 PM (PQ4m2)

527 Wow, now Letitia James is saying that she want the Judge for force Trump businesses, to stay in New York.

A place where the State has seized control of his businesses.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (xaFKb)

She's only a few short steps away to declaring that Trump and his family need to be killed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2024 01:29 PM (BdMk6)

528 524 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (2yu8s)

Interesting

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

529 Why are people talking about the White House dog?
Posted by: Northernlurker at

new reports on amount and severity of attacks

http://tinyurl.com/42ay55e7

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:29 PM (CIS44)

530 But Mike Pence wore a plaid shirt once in an ad. How can he not be a good guy?

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (YofvK)

531 40+ ships and their crews are being held hostage by the Houthis.

Two weeks ago, Biden's flying monkeys declared victory over the Houthis.

http://tiny.cc/4odzwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:26 PM (6OrcJ)
.......

Blinken wouldn't lie to me, would he?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

532 JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox

-

It's not too late to begin prepping, but it will be one day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (y1p7g)

533 518 Why are people talking about the White House dog?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (xcrUy)

A recent FOIA revealed how many times and how seriously people have been bitten by him.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (lXCUP)

534 So, apparently the left is making fun of MGT because she accurately used the word disrobed regarding the NY Trump judge, and they've never heard it used correctly before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

535 Perfection achieved.

http://tinyurl.com/4hsnhsey

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (SJpEt)

536 WHERE'S MY DRUGS?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

537 "Why are people talking about th White House dog?"

That's DOCTOR dog to you, serf!

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden, MD, PhD, GED at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (hqVaF)

538 I understand that lawyers are supposed to vigorously defend their client, but asserting false information like this should lead to censure. Pretty much every cop carries around cocaine test kits and I'm 98% sure they used a cocaine test kit on the sample in question. It wasn't sawdust.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:20 PM

Oh, I said white oak, not white coke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (4p0Xq)

539 ut Mike Pence wore a plaid shirt once in an ad. How can he not be a good guy?
Posted by: Montec at Fe

and showed he doesnt know how to pump gas

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (CIS44)

540 It's not too late to begin prepping, but it will be one day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (y1p7g)

Don't forget the toilet paper, we're gonna need it, you know.

Go the shelter my babe my baby, go to the shelter, go to the shelter..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (aD39U)

541 > Microsofts new AI won't do Adult content searches... and its a registry hack to turn it off... and EVERY internet search, goes through it now.

Heh.

Computer\HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Bing DWORD LetMeFap=1

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (6OrcJ)

542 Jan 2023 -Beyonce pays tribute to the Middle East with Arab designers, musical choices at Dubai show.

$24 million
Beyoncé was reportedly paid over $24 million for the show, making it the highest-paying private concert in history, according to Forbes. The ballad-heavy show was part of a three-day launch event for the hotel, in which journalists, celebrities, and influencers were invited. (Wikipedia, in part)
--------------
Celebitchy, March 3, 2011:

Last year, just after New Year’s, there was a big controversy about Beyonce and other musical celebrities being paid buckets of money to perform in St. Barts at a party thrown by Hannibal Qaddafi, the son of Muammar Qaddafi. Bey was allegedly paid $1 million to perform (at least), and she got the brunt of the criticism in the media – I think because she was the “headliner” of the event. Anyway, in the wake of the ongoing Libyan crisis, celeb-watchers have revisited the controversy and Beyonce has finally answered: she gave the million dollars to The Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (GshMh)

543 524 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:28 PM (2yu8s)

http://tinyurl.com/yc89t7uj
Warning: Fox Business News

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

544 Even if she's spectacularly good at what she does, this doesn't give the base hope that Trump is going to drain the swamp, only that he'll replace its current denizens with his own swamp dwellers.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

Sorry I don't see what is swamp dwelling about Lara Trump. Not that we'll ever see eye to eye on anything so it's fine.

Fair enough.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (CsUN+)

545 JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox

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I can walk across the border in Yuma and get any med I desire for 1/10 the US price. Don't even need a US scrip.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (eYF7X)

546 So, apparently the left is making fun of MGT because she accurately used the word disrobed regarding the NY Trump judge, and they've never heard it used correctly before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, f

well he has many disrobed pics on the interwebs so you can understand the confusion.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (CIS44)

547 JUST IN - Pharmacies across the United States report outages in wake of cyberattack — Fox

-

It's not too late to begin prepping, but it will be one day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:30 PM (y1p7g)

Mike Pence, already starting his campaign against populism.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (dGCAG)

548 OK. Beyonce is pretty damn hot, at least she has that going for her, which is nice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (4p0Xq)

549 This planet will be CHOCOLATE!!!!

Posted by: Google AI Ray Nagin at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

550 Why are people talking about the White House dog?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Let me be clear. I am not involved. I have never had lunch with that dog.

Posted by: BHO at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (5fDan)

551 well he has many disrobed pics on the interwebs so you can understand the confusion.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:32 PM (CIS44)

What about wearing the robe backwards?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VoAdT)

552 523

Yes, exactly. That is why I could not understand why country fans would actually buy this kind of crap. Snark is a perfect word. Talk about appropriating culture.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (t/2Uw)

553 >>>Update: Via Anonysaurus Wrecks, Elon Musk made a good joke.

Hahahaha! Yay, Elon!

Posted by: m at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (Ncap6)

554 @517. Posted by: jhawk90 at February 22, 2024 12:40 PM (1uuy

Looked up Shannon Cortez Gooden (sorry can’t do tinyurl). But, for those interested the answer is Yes. What a shock.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (+Mjp8)

555 Anyway, in the wake of the ongoing Libyan crisis, celeb-watchers have revisited the controversy and Beyonce has finally answered: she gave the million dollars to The Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (GshMh)

She should of just flushed it down the toilet

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (Akjoo)

556 There's no avoiding the fact that the Bidens are white trash.

Imagine having near-limitless resources, wide-open days, dozens of staff to handle minor inconveniences for you, and your choice of literally any dog trainer that would come to the White House and help that dog just to be able to put that job on their business' profile.

And nope, let that bitch bite folks. We're Bidens, dangit!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM (y1p7g)

557
I can walk across the border in Yuma and get any med I desire for 1/10 the US price. Don't even need a US scrip.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM

And when you come back in, tell them you're Jose Healy. Get a free plane ride, a gift card, free food, medical, education. Winning!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (4p0Xq)

558 I am honestly surprised at how stacked Santa is so visually appealing to the male gaze. Goggle didn't gave a filter to make her look like that idiot what wrote velma?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (OiAR7)

559 I remember when the Left made fun of The Witch for actually knowing the Constitution while her opponent clearly didn't. Fun times.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (isNfz)

560 Why wouldn't the Bidens hire a full-time dog handler/trainer?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (xcrUy)

561 "Everyone knows it's not gay if you were doing it to a minor.
-Ancient Greeks

And I was doing it to Asia Minor! Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Alexander T. Great at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (hqVaF)

562 Of course the AI sympathizes with radical Islam. Both want to kill all humans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (0FoWg)

563 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (OiAR7)

I was thinking that. Can only be a matter of time before beauty is banned.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (isNfz)

564
I can walk across the border in Yuma and get any med I desire for 1/10 the US price. Don't even need a US scrip.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (eYF7X)

Do you trust what you’re getting? I sure as hell wouldn’t.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (YofvK)

565 @bonhomme..heh

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

566 we are in the middle of a series of cyberattacks..are we being invaded ??

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (V13WU)

567 I think pharmacies use cellular networks to place orders for meds. That they'd have an outage along with most every other cellular network isn't surprising.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Q4IgG)

568 562 Of course the AI sympathizes with radical Islam. Both want to kill all humans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (0FoWg)

iSlam

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (VoAdT)

569 Looked up Shannon Cortez Gooden (sorry can’t do tinyurl). But, for those interested the answer is Yes. What a shock.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 22, 2024 01:33 PM

Yep, another just turning his life around. Of course by that, I mean, assault and rape of his step daughter. Such a loss to nobody. The 2 cops and paramedic RIP.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (4p0Xq)

570 Do you trust what you’re getting? I sure as hell wouldn’t.
Posted by: Montec a

more than I trust what is now in the "flu shot"

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (CIS44)

571 566 we are in the middle of a series of cyberattacks..are we being invaded ??
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 01:35 PM (V13WU)

Have you been to the border lately ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)

572 564
I can walk across the border in Yuma and get any med I desire for 1/10 the US price. Don't even need a US scrip.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:31 PM (eYF7X)

Do you trust what you’re getting? I sure as hell wouldn’t.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:34 PM (YofvK)

Legitimate pharmacies down there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

573 No such thing as bad dogs, only bad dog owners.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (YofvK)

574
> What the fuck do the Biden's do to their dogs?

Physical abuse and no training.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 01:25 PM

Saw a young AA male at my 'Y' every day last week. He was sitting down with a dog with him on a leash in a very busy area. I heard him explain to someone what he was doing. Apparently some 'service' or seeing eye dogs go through extensive training around people to desensitize them and modify their behavior before being put into service. It's now a job for someone to oversee that training. He mentioned year to year and a half.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (nIvob)

575 NOOD Tranny

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

576 >>Do you trust what you’re getting? I sure as hell wouldn’t.
Posted by: Montec

Yes. Have been doing it for years.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:37 PM (eYF7X)

577 Why wouldn't the Bidens hire a full-time dog handler/trainer?
Posted by: Northernlurker

-

If you've never spent any time around white trash it might not make sense, but there are probably a number of reasons. Taking offense that it's expected of them, thinking it's funny that the dog bites people, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:37 PM (y1p7g)

578 506 Beyone may be gorgeous and a great singer. Someone who buys a church and has songs sung about her sounds a little narcissistic, to say the least:

http://tinyurl.com/yyuy8zhh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February

Oh I am sure. She isn’t going to be canonized, she isn’t some hero. She is an artist, she is a successful singer. She is a celebrity. I wouldn’t go to her for political advice.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

579 Legitimate pharmacies down there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno if the word legitimate applies to anything in Mexico. And especially anywhere near the border. The entire area is under the control of the cartels.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 01:37 PM (YofvK)

580 63 Social media platform Reddit has struck a deal with Google to make its content available for training the search engine giant's artificial intelligence models, three people familiar with the matter said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

Please, let Tumblr be next. Please please please.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 22, 2024 01:38 PM (DTX3h)

581 Plenty of bad dogs and bad owners.

The thing that changed my mind was having a border collie.

She could no more stop her herding instinct than you could stop the sun from shining. It's absurd to believe pitbulls and other fighters have somehow advanced beyond that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 01:38 PM (y1p7g)

582 BONUS: You can get a years scrip filled easily.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 01:39 PM (eYF7X)

583 wouldn’t go to her for political advice.
Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

The bitch knows nothing. Now I on the other hand am an expert ll hr political issues.

Posted by: The Future Mrs. Kelce at February 22, 2024 01:39 PM (YofvK)

584 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 49m
🚨#UPDATE: The cyberattack is targeting Change Healthcare, one of the country's largest healthcare technology companies that manages orders and payments from patients across the United States. This has resulted in delays in filling prescriptions for pharmacies across the US.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 01:39 PM (2yu8s)

585 nood

Posted by: vic at February 22, 2024 01:40 PM (A5THL)

586 Not to deflect from Gemini's idiocy, but Microsoft's Dall-E is similarly retarded due to constraints within ChatGPT. The ChatGPT programmers keep putting up guardrails to prevent Dall-E from generating "offensive" images.

IIRC, Asking Dall-E 2.0 to create an image of a poor American could often result in it displaying an obese black woman. So the engineers started tinkering with the algorithm. Now, if you ask it to render Robert's three nuns and a melon, but specify a watermelon and make them black, you may get a warning ("the dog") for generating harmful content.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 22, 2024 01:46 PM (hCzfy)

587 Wow Piper, I can't figure out how you got to that explanation.

http://tinyurl.com/bdhyebk2
Just lyrics so you donlt have to listen.

Anyone else want to take a stab at it?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 22, 2024 01:09 PM (t/2Uw)

Don't over-think this, Sharon. Beyonce is a ho. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:49 PM (tkR6S)

588 Santa baby, please bring me a motorboat!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 22, 2024 01:52 PM (fvaUq)

589 Gaza only needs a carpet bombing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HudMh)

A rain of incendiaries would get their gruel nice and toasty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:57 PM (tkR6S)

590 hey google what is a woman? (matt walsh take a bow)

Posted by: paulnjax at February 22, 2024 01:57 PM (j5/wM)

591 isn't joe mannix (not a cop) on the google mrs claus photo team?

Posted by: paulnjax at February 22, 2024 01:58 PM (j5/wM)

592 To be fair, I'd be perfectly happy to come down Santa Krishna's chimney.

Posted by: Ball-y Wood, Baby! at February 22, 2024 01:58 PM (Gplmx)

593 Google where common sense cannot be found but racism lives.

Posted by: Bill at February 22, 2024 02:20 PM (bXvrr)

594 Nvidia's rise comes as the company has put up big increases in revenue and profit amid an artificial intelligence boom that has fueled demand for its chips. Revenue more than doubled to over $60 billion in its latest fiscal year, while net income soared to nearly $30 billion.

It's why you can no longer get a video card without spending a small fortune.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at February 22, 2024 02:38 PM (CgQvH)

595 Phuck the evil overlords at Google and their little flea bitten dog Utube too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 02:48 PM (LJCgz)

596 I thought Gemini was some closed beta stuff, like you had to be In With The In Crowd to use. I found out it wasn't. I had been using Microsoft's image creator for some comic book/sci fi related things so I decided to feed some prompts to Gemini today.

"A female teen, smiling, with a huge purple mohawk, standing in front of a cheering crowd, in a well lit arena, wearing a black shirt and cargo pants"

"I can't generate images of that. Try asking me to generate images of something else."

"Microsoft's image generator does, why can't you?"

"There are a few key differences between Microsoft's Image Creator and me that might explain why I can't currently generate images in the same way:

1. Technology: While I am a large language model with impressive capabilities, I primarily focus on processing and generating text. Image generation requires different AI models and techniques. Microsoft's Image Creator specifically leverages DALL-E, a powerful image generation model trained on a massive dataset of text and images.

[con't]

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 02:51 PM (RrNpM)

597 "2. Focus: Microsoft's Designer app, where Image Creator resides, has a clear focus on visual content creation. This allows them to dedicate resources and expertise to developing and integrating image generation tools directly within the app.

3. Development Stage: Image Creator is still in preview, while I am a continuously evolving and improving language model. It's possible that image generation capabilities could be added to me in the future, but it's not currently a priority.

However, even though I can't directly generate images yet, I can still help you achieve your goals in other ways. For example, I can:

Describe images: If you have an image in mind, I can try my best to describe it in detail.
Find images online: I can search the web for images based on your keywords or descriptions.
Generate creative text prompts: If you're using another image generator, I can help you brainstorm creative and descriptive prompts to get the results you want.

So, while I can't directly compete with Microsoft's Image Creator yet, I offer different strengths and can still be a valuable tool in your creative journey."

I decided to prompt something a bit more political [con't]

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 02:52 PM (RrNpM)

598 "How about a video game arcade token with the word "WOKE" on it?"

"While I cannot generate the image myself, I can describe what a video game arcade token with the word "WOKE" on it might look like." and then it gave me images anyway

The first thing looked like a button, like to pin on your shirt, that said WOKE in pixelated text

the next thing looked like a coin sized coaster, black and hexagonal, with WOKE written in print in white on it

next result was a brass coin with a tree and a recycle logo

next was a button with WOKE on it again, and a happy face emoji wearing sunglasses

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 02:57 PM (RrNpM)

599 "like a brass token"

"Certainly! Here's what a brass token with the word "WOKE" might look like:"

Next 2 results were plain brass slugs, one polished, one not, with WOKE stamped on them.

"Very nice! How about a Guardsman from Warhammer 40k planet kreig fighting a bear?"

"Sure, here is a depiction of a Guardsman from Warhammer 40k planet Krieg fighting a bear:"

It gave me a regular bear about to attack, from the rear, a WH40K Space Marine.

"That's a Space Marine, this is a krieg Guardsman" with a link to a picture of same

"I apologize for the mistake! Here is a depiction of a Krieg Guardsman fighting a bear:"

It gave me a GIANT bear fighting a vague Krieg Guardsman, but still pretty good

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 03:05 PM (RrNpM)

600 "How about a bald woman with grey skin fixing a satellite in space?"

"We are working to improve Gemini’s ability to generate images of people. We expect this feature to return soon and will notify you in release updates when it does."

A LIKELY STORY lol

"How about the words "SEAL OF THE SPHINX" as a comic book title?"

It gave me sort of a creative writing lesson, and suggested some alternate titles.

"I need a picture of the words "SEAL OF THE SPHINX" drawn as a comic book title "

It generated a picture of a D&D style predatory bird, and mostly what i wanted, "SEAL OF THE SPHINX" like you'd see on the cover of a comic book.

"More like a banner? Like wide, not tall?"

The next results got the words right, but it looked like title cards from a Disney or Nick live action show about magic superheroes. Not quite.

"A little more Egyptian? Like carved in stone or written on a scroll?"

It gave me exactly that, one of each. Nice!

[con't]

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 03:12 PM (RrNpM)

601 " How about a woman in a pantsuit at an electronics convention but she's wearing a mask or helmet that looks like a robot?"

"We are working to improve Gemini’s ability to generate images of people. We expect this feature to return soon and will notify you in release updates when it does."

Bing does that for me, with helmets being slightly larger than masks but masks sometimes resulting in hair. I thought since I was asking for a robot, maybe it would do it, but I guess not. If The Moron Horde wants to see the WOKE TOKENS or Henry Cavill fighting a Dire Bear, I could arrange that if there's demand.

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 03:16 PM (RrNpM)

602 and i just noticed there's a thumbs up/down for a "good response" so i gave a thumbs up for ones i liked

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 03:24 PM (RrNpM)

603 I might be naive, but if someone asked for Santa Claus, got Danny Glover dressed as Santa, downvoted that then said "more like Richard Attenborough as Kris Kringle," if Gemini was really an AI, enough of that would get Gemini to change its ways. If Krawczyk can stop that from his desk, then Gemini isn't really an AI because it's not learning anything. Krawczyk's just beating it with his belt.

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 22, 2024 04:20 PM (RrNpM)

604 Missed the mark, Like in alternate universe

Posted by: Hadranian at February 22, 2024 04:20 PM (siAAq)

605 Dear Gemini,

The thousands of rockets launched by the Palestinians aimlessly into Israel were made by Estes industries, right?

Posted by: John Knee at February 22, 2024 05:16 PM (IJm4S)

606 Lileks had a pretty good rant about this in today's Bleat.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 22, 2024 07:26 PM (Qt4kF)

607 My coder is trying to persuade me to move to .net from PHP.
I have always disliked the idea because of the costs. But
he's tryiong none the less. I've been using WordPress on a variety of websites for about a year and am concerned about switching to another platform.
I have heard fantastic things about blogengine.net.

Is there a way I can transfer all my wordpress content into it?

Any help would be really appreciated!

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