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Sausage-Shaped Female John Fani Willis Goes Back to, Get This, Black Church to Accept Trophy for AVN's "Best Gunt of 2023"

Back to the black church. It's such a f*cking cliche. Democrat get caught in scandal, Democrat goes to black church to talk some black struggle (mmm-hm) nonsense.

She's quotin' some Scripture: "no weapon formed against you shall prosper." But she says "they" will "form weapons" against you, "even if everything you do is the right thing."

Like doing Sweetdick -- doing Sweetick was doing the right thing.

That video below, but Margot Cleveland has some breaking news:

Margot Cleveland
@ProfMJCleveland

[Three Fire Emojis]

Ashleigh Merchant confirmed to me: "Yes, I spoke directly on a number of occasions with Bradley. He reviewed my pleadings for accuracy before I filed them. He unequivocally told me the personal & romantic relationship began prior to Wade receiving the contract as a special prosecutor on this case."

Obviously, that's big. Terrence Bradley keeps invoking an absurdly broad claim of lawyer-client privilege to avoid answering questions about what he saw of his friend and business partner or heard through office gossip -- stuff that's outside of the protections for lawyer-client communications. The privilege extends to communications, not observations, and applies to what your client told you in furtherance of seeking legal advice, not what you heard from third parties or what he told you as a buddy.

But Terrence Bradley keeps falsely invoking the privilege -- basically, he's perjuring himself too.

But Ashleigh Merchant (lawyer for Trump "RICO co-conspirator" Michael Roman) says that he confirmed the affair in texts before being called as a witness.

I listened to Megyn Kelly recap Friday's perjury festival, and here are the key points:

Ashleigh Merchant read two texts to Bradley. In one, she asks him if he knows anyone else who can confirm that the affair began before 2022. He says "no one who would be willing to burn that bridge" with Fani Willis, or words to that effect.

She also sent him a file containing the claim she was going to file in court, and asked him for comment on them. The claims included, of course, the allegation that the affair began before Fani Willis hired her boytoy as prosecutor. Bradley responded: "Looks good," thereby confirming all of her allegations were true, in his knowledge.

Bradley agreed that he sent those texts -- despite having falsely testified earlier that he never texted with Ashleigh Merchant directly. Another case of perjury.

Otherwise, he falsely claimed "lawyer-client privilege" to all questions.

Now this is interesting: Fani Willis' team was so determined to destroy Bradley's credibility as a witness that the cross-examined him viciously, asking him why he had been forced out of the Law Partnership of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Lance Clamhammer, and Rex DeQuim. The reason for his dismissal, Fani Willis' lawyers (well, the lawyers for the Fulton County DA's office), was that Bradley had been accused by two different women of sexual misconduct.

Whether that's true or not, Fani Willis was attempting to nuke his credibility from space. She knows damn well that he knows the real date the affair began, and she knows it may come out, so she's attempting to paint him a sexual assailant.

But this is the cool part: Terrence Bradley had previously been asked why he left the firm of Sweetdick, Clamhammer, and DeQuim, and had again invoked "attorney-client privilege" to avoid answering.

But when Fani Willis' own team brought up the real reason for the dismissal, the judge, who had previously blocked Bradley's testimony from coming in, accepting, provisionally, his expansive claims of privilege, then said, in so many words, "Whoa, hold up, that is obviously not privileged information, and the fact that you define 'attorney client-privilege' to essentially mean 'I don't answer any question I don't want to answer' gives me serious pause about accepting all of your previous claims of privilege, and I'm going to reevaluate my ruling on all of your privilege claims with this new knowledge that you are baselessly invoking privilege to deny the court information."

So Fani's team, in its desperate attempt to nuke this guy's credibility, opened the door to a close examination of his claims of privilege on all questions.

Below, the sausage-shaped Fani Willis accepts the AVN Award for Best Gunt.

I actually don't know what the award was for. It was for Some Bullshit. Some family gave her the award for perseverance in the face of people telling the truth about you or some bullshit.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:50 PM




Comments

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 05:51 PM (T4tVD)

2 Pull the church's tax exempt status.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 20, 2024 05:51 PM (MeG8a)

3 They should take advantage of this Willis crap show and use it to clean up Atlanta.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (iKrUS)

4 Like doing Sweetdick -- doing Sweetick was doing the right thing.

Oh yes, it was.
Oh Yes, OH YES, OH YES!!! It was.

Posted by: Fani at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

5 Making political statements in a non profit tax exempt church, hmmmmmm.......something, something losing their tax exempt status.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (QNSds)

6 Engoron sex scandal incoming.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (goGTI)

7 I listened to Megyn Kelly recap Friday's perjury festival,

I saw Perjury Festival front for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

8 Fani - " Jesus please help this poor black woman's cooter"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2024 05:54 PM (byGob)

9 Fani Willis' forehead kinda makes me hard.

Posted by: John Cornyn at February 20, 2024 05:55 PM (woPEM)

10 Pull the church's tax exempt status.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 20, 2024 05:51 PM (MeG8a)

God already pulled the religious status.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2024 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

11 6 Engoron sex scandal incoming.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (goGTI)

He probably does it with little children. the Paedo stuff is quite in with a large group of people that run in certain circles.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

12 Lance Clamhammer, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (QwWES)

13 Speaking of Gunts, did I hear correctly that Darlin' Nikki held a presser today to tell everyone she's 'not quitting, ever and you can't make me!!' ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (3CVIc)

14 3 They should take advantage of this Willis crap show and use it to clean up Atlanta.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (iKrUS)

A job even illegal aliens won't touch.

Posted by: Auspex at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (j4U/Z)

15 Imma drive to Chattanooga on the clock fore I read this. I'll see you snitches in six hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (9rqlX)

16 13 Speaking of Gunts, did I hear correctly that Darlin' Nikki held a presser today to tell everyone she's 'not quitting, ever and you can't make me!!' ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (3CVIc)

They pay from her paymasters is too good to quit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

17 6 Engoron sex scandal incoming.
___

Thanks for the warning. I'll go get my barf bucket ready.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (fs1hN)

18 >>>13 Speaking of Gunts, did I hear correctly that Darlin' Nikki held a presser today to tell everyone she's 'not quitting, ever and you can't make me!!' ?

underestimate me -- that'll work out!

Posted by: Indian Tracy Flick's construction paper poster for Student Council President at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (KRtlO)

19 They should take advantage of this Willis crap show and use it to clean up Atlanta.

-

?

This IS cleaned up Atlanta

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (9rqlX)

20 Nikki's the kind of woman that helps on understand why S&M exists.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (iKrUS)

21 Speaking of Gunts, did I hear correctly that Darlin' Nikki held a presser today to tell everyone she's 'not quitting, ever and you can't make me!!' ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 05:56 PM (3CVIc)

They pay from her paymasters is too good to quit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
------------
What did the 12 fellas have to say?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 20, 2024 05:58 PM (0gvpA)

22 >>They pay from her paymasters is too good to quit.

i mean, that is what it is. She is being paid to demolish the Republicans' chances in the general. And she has been made promises of future sinecures. Like they offered Kari Lake

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)

23 Insert here my rant re black and female politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2024 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

24 So Fani's team, in its desperate attempt to nuke this guy's credibility, opened the door to a close examination of his claims of privilege on all questions.

==


Can Bradley "reevaluate" his position and suddenly remember everything in exchange for immunity, I wonder. Viva Frei dude posited that Bradley did not even represent Wade in divorce case, was just "using Bradley's letterhead" , in essence represented himself.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 05:58 PM (V13WU)

25 "No weapon formed against you shall prosper" is a promise the Lord made to His righteous servants. People who engage in extra-marital affairs and who steal from their campaign funds almost certainly lose this sort of protection.

If she ever had it at all.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 05:59 PM (6OrcJ)

26 I'm not worried. Fani will get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 20, 2024 05:59 PM (BdMk6)

27 I did not get forehead from John Cornyn, not a single time.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at February 20, 2024 05:59 PM (woPEM)

28 Hell is full of people who mock God.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 05:59 PM (3CVIc)

29 Fani Willis has the high, pointed forehead much revered by the Klingon officer corps.

Posted by: Klingon Commander Klarg at February 20, 2024 06:00 PM (KRtlO)

30 Church I go to has asked people to leave and come back once they get their act together.

No way they would let someone like Fani show up and use scripture like that.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 20, 2024 06:00 PM (tT6L1)

31 I'm also noticing she's at a 7th Day Adventist Church. David Koresh was a 7th Day Adventist Hardliner and most of the people in his cult grew up in the 7th Day Adventist Church.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (6OrcJ)

32 I just keep thinking nothing will happen to Fani, maybe getting tossed off the case to be picked up by another prosecutor

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (fwDg9)

33 I would like to comment on liberal black churches, but instead I will comment on liberal churches, generally. They suck.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

34 Fani Willis has the high, pointed forehead much revered by the Klingon officer corps.
Posted by: Klingon Commander Klarg at February 20, 2024 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
______________

In which Lori Lightfoot is a field marshal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

35 Unfortunately, politics infects many a church and many a church lectern can be bought.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (3CVIc)

36 The gentleman who has the Viva Frei Youtube channel that Ace linked to last week has some excellent recaps of Thursday and Friday in Fanni Court.

And I washed ALL of the Friday goat rope live.

Almost died laughing then Bradley came up with some of his answers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (a1415)

37 I don't know if that is entirely the case with Haley - her desire to tank R's chances. There is a good case to be made that Trump's campaign might collapse before the general, either due to legal pressures or something else, and she and her people want her to stay in , just to have an alternative.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (V13WU)

38 Best gunt.? Is that a black thing?
Can’t keep up.
Arrogant sister if I ever saw one.
She needs to shut her mouth an take care of her man.
Know what I’m sayin’.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (V/pbu)

39 34 Fani Willis has the high, pointed forehead much revered by the Klingon officer corps.
Posted by: Klingon Commander Klarg at February 20, 2024 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
______________

In which Lori Lightfoot is a field marshal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

Don Lemon handles the "back channel" communications.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

40 Washed=Watched.

F'n auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (a1415)

41
I actually thought an AVN award had to do with Pron. But it would take a lot of AI manipulation for Fani to look presentable.

Especially with an undigested kielbasi passing through her colon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (nIvob)

42 A lot of people on X want to know what Fani's personal life (wrongdoing) has to do with Trump being guilty?

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (krQz2)

43 I'm sure there a black churches that are firmly committed to the Christian faith but they don't get a very high profile.
I do remember a black pastor dumping on Barack Obama, calling him a mack daddy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (xcrUy)

44 I got Georgia on my mind.

Posted by: Darrius Honeycum at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (BVrf9)

45 35 Unfortunately, politics infects many a church and many a church lectern can be bought.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (3CVIc)

I like what one minster said: "You all know your Bibles, and you know the candidates. Vote accordingly".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

46 37 I don't know if that is entirely the case with Haley - her desire to tank R's chances. There is a good case to be made that Trump's campaign might collapse before the general, either due to legal pressures or something else, and she and her people want her to stay in , just to have an alternative.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 06:02 PM (V13WU

The stuff of nightmares

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (3CVIc)

47 I would like to comment on liberal black churches, but instead I will comment on liberal churches, generally. They suck.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)
______________

Go ahead. I already kicked over the trash can in #23.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2024 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

48 6 Engoron sex scandal incoming.
___

Thanks for the warning. I'll go get my barf bucket ready.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2024 05:57 PM (fs1hN)
----
It's almost a certainty at this point that everyone in the legal realm aligned against Trump has dirty, dark secrets they don't want revealed.

Trump is as clean as the new-driven snow by comparison (and ONLY by comparison!--He has his own dirty laundry, but most of that's already been exposed and aired out over time).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

49 Liberal churches are often simply one trick pony shows.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:05 PM (PCK5/)

50 News this morning says Nimroda was asked by Speaker Johnson and several others to leave the race for the good of the party.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2024 06:05 PM (xpBzi)

51 Next year's Halloween costume will be an obscure Marvel character:

Lance Clamhammer.
Occupation: Restroom Attendant
Super Powers: Poundin' Dat
Sidekick: Stirrup Johnny
Signature Move: Da CLAMHAMMER
Origin Story: While working nights as a Restroom attendant in an upscale Mexican Restaurant, Lance was transposed after prolonged exposure to toxic fumes resulting from a bad batch of Guacamole. Lance is impervious to bad smells, and his powers grow exponentially when he perceives the scent of 10 day old fish.














Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2024 06:06 PM (dIske)

52 Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2024 06:06 PM (dIske)

Wow, what a spacious comment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

53 I wish there was white church privilege like this.
Oh well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

54 Engoron sex scandal incoming.
Posted by: torabora


He looks like he has skeletons.

Like the kind that are clawing their way out of his face.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (IG4Id)

55 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (3CVIc)

56 55 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (3CVIc)

Dunno.
Kumala is already on her knees...but she ain't begging.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

57 Wow, what a spacious comment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, don't know what happened. I blame my lab pup....he's messing with my keyboard

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2024 06:09 PM (dIske)

58 Unfortunately, politics infects many a church and many a church lectern can be bought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Hence the neo-marxist op called 'Christian nationalism.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)

59 "AVN Award for Best Gunt."

Thus toppling Jerold Nadler from his 15 year run atop the Gunt Heap.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 20, 2024 06:09 PM (gxokI)

60 "No weapon formed against you shall prosper" is a promise the Lord made to His righteous servants. People who engage in extra-marital affairs and who steal from their campaign funds almost certainly lose this sort of protection.

If she ever had it at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 05:59 PM (6OrcJ)
***

Or if they hide behind the church.

I go way out of my way not to comment about anyone beliefs or religious affiliation, but I gotta wonder how many of these churches God attends?
It seems to me when you let politics enter into the church, it isn't any different if you let the money changers back in.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 06:10 PM (W/lyH)

61 57 Wow, what a spacious comment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, don't know what happened. I blame my lab pup....he's messing with my keyboard
Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2024 06:09 PM (dIske)

Lab pups are irrepressible.
Mine is 1 years old

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 20, 2024 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

62
Dark. 6:09 pm. I hate winter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:10 PM (nIvob)

63 Cannot the good Lord strike at least one of these heretics down when they preach their blaspheming nonsense at the pulpit? Just a quick bolt of lightning ⚡️ leaving nothing but a smoldering pile of ash?

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at February 20, 2024 06:10 PM (kc0fx)

64 Trump is as clean as the new-driven snow by comparison . . . . .
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The woman that shrieked to me "But DJT said 'pussy'!, said 'pussy'."

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2024 06:11 PM (IaTa3)

65 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM (3CVIc)
---
Probably not publicly.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2024 06:11 PM (krQz2)

66 Unfortunately, politics infects many a church and many a church lectern can be bought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hence the neo-marxist op called 'Christian nationalism.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)

Collective salvation.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 20, 2024 06:11 PM (BdMk6)

67 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:11 PM (4U+62)

68 […] is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Posted by: 13times at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (ddgmG)

69 Remember when the NY prosecutors raided Trump's attorney's office and swept up privileged communications?

And the NY State Bar and courts said nothing?

And they used that privileged communication to build their cases against Trump?

But now--surpising no one--attorney-client privledge is back.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (cSaKW)

70 I notice the church didn't give an award to Lizzo or Stacey Abrams. Prejudiced against extremely fat AA women's gunt.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (byGob)

71 67 Sup
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:11 PM (4U+62)

Wut?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

72 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM


Yes she has. I can't remember her exact statement but it was something along the line of funding our NATO Allies, just like biden did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (QNSds)

73 Nimroda hasn't but kumswalla will

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (xpBzi)

74 72 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM


Yes she has. I can't remember her exact statement but it was something along the line of funding our NATO Allies, just like biden did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (QNSds)

So 10% to Nikki?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

75 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/

Not much. You?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (4U+62)

76 We're indicting Trump for indecent language from the Bobby Bush interview--but don't worry New Yorkers, he's the only one who will be prosecuted for this!

Posted by: Kathy Hochy at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (krQz2)

77 Nimroda… makes me laugh…

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (PCK5/)

78 Fanny, a piano called, it wants it's legs back.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (zLfni)

79 76 We're indicting Trump for indecent language from the Bobby Bush interview--but don't worry New Yorkers, he's the only one who will be prosecuted for this!

Posted by: Kathy Hochy at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (krQz2)

Who is the Kathy Whorechill?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

80 Fani needs to read some Bible commentary on that passage from Isaiah. I suggest Matthew Henry,

https://biblehub.com/commentaries/isaiah/54-17.htm

She was not serving the Lord when she was engaged in unethical law practices and having an affair with a married man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:14 PM (Ki//m)

81 75 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/

Not much. You?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:13 PM (4U+62)

Livin’ the dream in the erstwhile US…

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

82 Back to cleanup. It's a bitch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

83 The BET Awards show is going to be lit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2024 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

84 Yes she has. I can't remember her exact statement but it was something along the line of funding our NATO Allies, just like biden did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (QNSds)

I figured as much. Just wasn't sure if she said it publicly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:15 PM (3CVIc)

85 Nikki the Hapless….

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

86 Trump said pussy.
Phani will be Ga"s next AG.
Beach club opens 5/1.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 20, 2024 06:16 PM (IG7T0)

87 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

Bout the same. Looking for a second job.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:16 PM (4U+62)

88 Bout the same. Looking for a second job.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:16 PM (4U+62)
----

What kind of work? Weekend part time?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 20, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

89 87 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

Bout the same. Looking for a second job.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:16 PM (4U+62)

Ah… so you wanna buy food AND gas….

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:18 PM (PCK5/)

90 New series now debuting on Disney+

"Have Gunt, Will Unravel"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 20, 2024 06:18 PM (DsA2n)

91 Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 20, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

Weekend part time. Also looking for an upgrade at my day job.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (4U+62)

92 It sure seems like every liberal caught doing anything runs to a black church, as Ace says.

I was just reminiscing on Hillary's ghetto slang speech mode.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (3CVIc)

93 >>>I don't know if that is entirely the case with Haley - her desire to tank R's chances. There is a good case to be made that Trump's campaign might collapse before the general, either due to legal pressures or something else, and she and her people want her to stay in , just to have an alternative.

well, no -- Ron DeSantis only suspended his campaign. If Trump dies or collapses, DeSantis emerges the front-runner.

She's not doing this for us.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

94 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:18 PM (PCK5/)


Lol it’d be funnier if it wasn’t so depressing

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (4U+62)

95
AVN = 'Adult Video News' awards. Porn.

Thought it looked familiar. I suppose Ace assumes we're as astute in such matters as... Fani with a fist full of Viagra for her john of choice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (nIvob)

96 92 It sure seems like every liberal caught doing anything runs to a black church, as Ace says.

I was just reminiscing on Hillary's ghetto slang speech mode.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (3CVIc)

The Hot Sauce in her purse was my favorite pander….

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:20 PM (PCK5/)

97 >>>Dark. 6:09 pm. I hate winter.

a month ago it was dark at 5:09.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2024 06:20 PM (KRtlO)

98 *sticks thumb in ass*

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at February 20, 2024 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

99 Posted by: ace at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

I will never vote for her and I’m guessing there’s a large contingent of us out there.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:20 PM (4U+62)

100 Let''s see if this vase will fit.

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

101 Fani with a fist full of Viagra for her john of choice.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Oh, there was a fist involved alright.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (IaTa3)

102 Why I'm starting to think black church is about something other than church.

Posted by: It's not fornication if you don't identify as a fornicator at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (8FEBN)

103 Potato Stelter is running for a seat on a NJ school board.

http://tiny.cc/sr5zwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (6OrcJ)

104 Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at February 20, 2024 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

This is hilarious and I have no idea why

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (4U+62)

105 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (PQ4m2)

106 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Billions.
Or your childrens' lives.
It's your choice.


- Nikki, Biden whatever...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (cOq4q)

107 Engoron sex scandal incoming.
Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM (goGTI)

---

Engorged Ron?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (f1kZG)

108 Race race race sex sex sex abortion abortion abortion… Lib churches

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (PCK5/)

109 Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (6OrcJ)

The allure of children and gay porn is too much for him to resist eh?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (4U+62)

110 105 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (PQ4m2)

A type of weasel I believe…

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

111 46 37 I don't know if that is entirely the case with Haley - her desire to tank R's chances. There is a good case to be made that Trump's campaign might collapse before the general, either due to legal pressures or something else, and she and her people want her to stay in , just to have an alternative.
Posted by: runner
-----------------------

Her blue backers can afford the long shot.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (iKrUS)

112 A few years ago if, I am not mistaken a tax assessor tried to get a black church tax free status revoked, he found out that is basically impossible.

Posted by: vic at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (A5THL)

113 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

$20 and you can find out.

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

114 "Law Partnership of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Lance Clamhammer, and Rex DeQuim"

I feel like this story has reinvigorated Ace and put him back in classic Ace form. Well that or some good drugs.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 20, 2024 06:23 PM (ZVtm7)

115 105 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2024 06:22 PM (PQ4m2

It's like a FUPA but not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:24 PM (3CVIc)

116 I don't know if that is entirely the case with Haley - her desire to tank R's chances. There is a good case to be made that Trump's campaign might collapse before the general, either due to legal pressures or something else, and she and her people want her to stay in , just to have an alternative.

well, no -- Ron DeSantis only suspended his campaign. If Trump dies or collapses, DeSantis emerges the front-runner.

She's not doing this for us.
Posted by: ace at February 20, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

Plus Trump's delegates remain. If Trump can't run, they can select someone else at the convention like DeSantis or virtually anyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2024 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

117 >>> Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Gunt is what keeps one from seeing their own shoes w/o a mirro.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:24 PM (cOq4q)

118 103 Potato Stelter is running for a seat on a NJ school board.

http://tiny.cc/sr5zwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (6OrcJ

See? This is where the first battle line is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (3CVIc)

119 Potato Stelter is running for a seat on a NJ school board.

http://tiny.cc/sr5zwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (6OrcJ)

haven't the kids suffered enough?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

120 105 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------------

Homage to illiteracy?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (iKrUS)

121 A few years ago if, I am not mistaken a tax assessor tried to get a black church tax free status revoked, he found out that is basically impossible.
Posted by: vic


On the flip side, the Left was constantly threatening other churches with canceling that status... until, the neo-marxists moved to infiltration mode.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (IG4Id)

122 Engoron

Engorged and a Moron

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (NtVYv)

123
Although when Brandi Love got an AVN award for best butt, I can not lie, it was well deserved... or so I've heard.

Actually I think I've read some stuff from Brandi and she's kinda in the conservative/libertarian Venn diagram. For what it's worth, which is not worth much.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (nIvob)

124 I think there is perhaps another aspect of the "Privileged between lawyers" aspect that is not being discussed much...Wade was also Bradley's Lawyer, not just Bradley being Wades. His leaving the practice was a "Quiet affair" between both Lawyers/Partners, including him leaving $20K in an escrow account, When Wade/Willis pierced their Privilege by ratting Bradley out in court, they may have also pierced Bradley's privilege obligation with Willis.
Much ado has been made of the exact date Willis got the job...BUT...Bradley was hired 1st, with a no-bid/no application needed contract delivered through Willis,but one where all of the three Law Partners each received 1/3 of the monies, eventually Bradley had 2 separate contracts with the State and County, as well as Wills's own contract...that Bradley received a 1/3 share of...the third partner also apparently got a contract as well. Ofthe 3200 Lawyers in Atlanta, 30,000 lawyers in the state, and ALL of the existing Lawyers already in the employ of Willis and the State/City/County Judicial system...why at least THREE higher dollar/lucrative "Special" contracts to one tiny little "Family Law/Contract Law" firm?

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (SFGDK)

125 A gunt was a late Bronze Age infantryman from Cappadocia and environs. It's where we get our modern word "grunt," as in an infantryman,from.

Posted by: This is a certified true facr at February 20, 2024 06:26 PM (8FEBN)

126 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

I think it's an overhanging gut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:26 PM (Ki//m)

127 05 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------------

Its between your gut and your C u next tuesday

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2024 06:27 PM (NtVYv)

128 The Black churches do seen to be about politics a lot

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

129 I go way out of my way not to comment about anyone beliefs or religious affiliation, but I gotta wonder how many of these churches God attends?
It seems to me when you let politics enter into the church, it isn't any different if you let the money changers back in.
Posted by: Diogenes


"Where two or three are gathered in My name, there am I in their midst."

Whether I'm there to aid and console, or brandish whips and flip tables, that's up to all y'all.

Posted by: scripture, at least 50% accurate at February 20, 2024 06:28 PM (DgGvY)

130 126 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

I think it's an overhanging gut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------------------

I think it's not a word.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:28 PM (57YAP)

131 I saw Gunt open for Gwar at the Hollywood Bowl in '96.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:28 PM (3CVIc)

132 The tangled webs we weave when we first deceive or some shit like

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2024 06:28 PM (xpBzi)

133 > >>Dark. 6:09 pm. I hate winter.

a month ago it was dark at 5:09.
____________

Grim

Pretty soon it will always be dark.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (Q4IgG)

134 Potato Stelter is running for a seat on a NJ school board.

http://tiny.cc/sr5zwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:21 PM (6OrcJ)

haven't the kids suffered enough?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2024 06:25 PM (

He hopes to shelter groomers in the warm, creamy embrace of his thighs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (xcrUy)

135 The Black churches do seen to be about politics a lot
Posted by: Skip

It's OK because they are also the polling places.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (cOq4q)

136 ALWAYS ask the horde for definitions and advice.

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (/6GbT)

137

We have the let the blacks, especially the inner city ones, pretend they can do stuff, and bathe around in that corrosive nonsense until we are dissolved.

Because we care about them.

Get the fuck out of the cities. This shit is gonna make the Dinkins/Sharpton Power Twin Pair look like Gandhi, or whoever.

This election is going to be insane.

I talked to another Repub ballot counter in MI, the GOP here completely fucked them over. It will be worse this time around.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (et1vG)

138 >>> Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Gunt is what keeps one from seeing their own shoes w/o a mirro.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at February 20, 2024 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

139 The Black churches do seen to be about politics a lot

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 06:27 PM


Al "I don't have to pay taxes because I am black" Sharpton started that decades ago and the IRS has overlooked black churches since then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)

140 I think it's an overhanging gut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:26 PM (Ki//m)

Yes, but it's so much more. A gunt is a self-created fleshy uber-merkin. It guards the approaches to your nethers, like a reverse kangaroo pouches. It engenders a sense of well being and calm. You may also store a sandwich under it if you know what you are doing.

Posted by: You will need servants of a rag on a stick to keep clean though at February 20, 2024 06:30 PM (8FEBN)

141 Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:28 PM (57YAP)

An Ace neologism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:30 PM (Ki//m)

142 Two KC Cheifs fans have been charged with second degree murder in the shooting of 30 people at the parade. Neither of the shooters are juveniles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at February 20, 2024 06:31 PM (os8zY)

143 139 The Black churches do seen to be about politics a lot

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 06:27 PM


Al "I don't have to pay taxes because I am black" Sharpton started that decades ago and the IRS has overlooked black churches since then.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)


It's really the first protected class. The OG of race husslin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:31 PM (3CVIc)

144 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?

I think it's an overhanging gut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------------------

I think it's not a word.
Posted by: Braenyard

Sure it is a word.
Just 'bing' it.
Make sure to turn off 'safesearch' for best results.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:31 PM (cOq4q)

145 This election will be ugly, no matter the outcome… the Dissolution will commence the first Wednesday of November…

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

146 Just looked up Brandi Love.

That would work.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 06:32 PM (R4t5M)

147 Im late to the thread, but WTF is a "Gunt"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Medical term: panniculus, often incorrectly referred to as a pannus

Posted by: mikeski rolls one to the shortstop at February 20, 2024 06:33 PM (DgGvY)

148 Two KC Cheifs fans have been charged with second degree murder in the shooting of 30 people at the parade. Neither of the shooters are juveniles.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here?

Mass Shooting or Local Story?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

149 I guarantee that even in a left wing Black Church there are many people who are informed about Ms. Willis and even though the minister invited her (Because he has control over the pulpit) they know that she was having an affair with a married man and that she was engaged in dirty law practices and do not support her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:33 PM (Ki//m)

150 F*cking a married man
Is all part of God's plan
Quoth the queen of stunt
With the floppy gunt
Amen

Posted by: AMartel at February 20, 2024 06:34 PM (w8Z2D)

151 SOS pads. To clean your pots and pannus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 06:34 PM (R4t5M)

152 How does a CHURCH give an award, to a political figure... one who RUNS FOR OFFICE, and keep their No Tax status?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 06:35 PM (xaFKb)

153 Honestly Gunt sounds like a Cajun Dish.

Have you had fried Gunt with Okra??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:36 PM (3CVIc)

154 148 Two KC Cheifs fans have been charged with second degree murder in the shooting of 30 people at the parade. Neither of the shooters are juveniles.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here?

Mass Shooting or Local Story?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

Isn't one of them an illegal alien? Thought I saw that somewhere...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

155 Daily Wire:

“That’s not the case with Jill Biden. She likes power. She wants to stay. She wants some sense of revenge,” he continued. “She teaches in Virginia Community College. This milieu around our building here, this is her home. And the idea of relinquishing it all after you’ve taken the slings and arrows of the last years of attacks, and at the last minute, just when you get all the delegates you’re going to say, I’m going to open it up to a bunch of people — it’s very childish when you read those kind of reports.”

http://tinyurl.com/mryb8rsz

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 20, 2024 06:36 PM (Dm8we)

156 The former Governor, Barnes, testified that when Willis approached HIM and offered him the Job she later gave Wade...Wade was with her, though at that time Wade was not under any contract with the County or State...was just there as a "Friend".
Who takes a "Friend" along on top secret, high level, national level, Special prosecutor searches? Particularly at a former Governors office? What sort of "Friend" gets that sort of Invite?

Also...apparently this deep pool of monies for these "Special Lucrative Contracts" came from Covid funds, allocated to reduce the backlog of cases in the prosecutors office due to Covid conditions, but were instead all spent on ONE case, that was a "Prosecutorial Discretion Decision" to even open in the 1st place...leading to Personal Fame and Fortune for all involved.

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (SFGDK)

157 72 Has Nikki pre-promised billions to Ukraine yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:08 PM


Yes she has. I can't remember her exact statement but it was something along the line of funding our NATO Allies, just like biden did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2024 06:12 PM (QNSds)

So 10% to Nikki?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
==

Only 7.3% because of the womyn's pay gap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (17s+e)

158 I think it's not a word.
---
It's a state of being.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (woPEM)

159 152 How does a CHURCH give an award, to a political figure... one who RUNS FOR OFFICE, and keep their No Tax status?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 06:35 PM (xaFKb

*waves hand over Romeo13*

Protected Class!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (3CVIc)

160 Gateway has been taking Headline lessons from Ace

Judge Engoron Accused of Banging Secretary of Opposing Counsel in Previous Case

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (cOq4q)

161 Just heard that non-entity on Fox sitting in for Bret Baier that trouble seems to be plaguing Trump. You see, trouble is doing it all on its own, nobody else is involved. Click, change channel.

The other thing I find extraordinary that Dems are coming out and protesting the NY judge's ruling as dangerous yet nothing from top Republicans, they are perfectly fine with judicial corruption.

Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (3JfbU)

162 KC Cheifs fans have been charged with second degree murder in the shooting of 30 people at the parade. Neither of the shooters are juveniles.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here?

Mass Shooting or Local Story?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


If they are not minors, they need to go ahead and post names and pictures

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (o/kBd)

163 > How does a CHURCH give an award, to a political figure... one who RUNS FOR OFFICE, and keep their No Tax status?

Meh. I don't care about giving awards. What's far more egregious is "churches" that have politicians doing campaign speeches with the entire congregation present. Especially when the Preacher/Pastor/Priest/whatever is there beside the politician, endorsing the campaign.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (6OrcJ)

164 I'm not worried. Fani will get to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
---------
She is a crack investigator, after all.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (2yu8s)

165 Only 7.3% because of the womyn's pay gap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:37 PM (17s+e)

I chortled.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (3CVIc)

166 Honestly Gunt sounds like a Cajun Dish.
Have you had fried Gunt with Okra??

Posted by: AlaBAMA

In this sense Gunt is like fat-belly of the tuna fish.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:38 PM (cOq4q)

167
Just looked up Brandi Love.
That would work.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 06:32 PM


If only time stood still. She was something. Have not really seen her 'work' in a while but she was definitely something. Or, so I've heard.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:39 PM (nIvob)

168 The real question is, was she wearing that dress backwards too?

Posted by: Voyager at February 20, 2024 06:39 PM (S3d13)

169 The former Governor, Barnes, testified that when Willis approached HIM and offered him the Job she later gave Wade...Wade was with her, though at that time Wade was not under any contract with the County or State...was just there as a "Friend".
Who takes a "Friend" along on top secret, high level, national level, Special prosecutor searches? Particularly at a former Governors office? What sort of "Friend" gets that sort of Invite?
==

A friend with a Sweet Dick that blow Honey Cum into the other friend's Muff Hanky.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:39 PM (17s+e)

170 By texting about it, he blew the privilege as to the subject matter of the texts.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2024 06:39 PM (7B5FA)

171 I wants to remind everyones that the FART Tube Statutes becomes law on 1 March. Please complly with them when visitering Brattleborro. Hefty fines will be issued for those not cumplying...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (Wb+1f)

172 How very Democrat of Fani to pull the church stunt though she is following in a well trodden tradition. At the height of Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal he was filmed clutching a bible and going to church.

Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (3JfbU)

173 Speaking of Gunts, did I hear correctly that Darlin' Nikki held a presser today to tell everyone she's 'not quitting, ever and you can't make me!!' ?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I saw Speaking Of Gunts open for a double-bill of Talking Heads and Prince, at The Fat Cat in '84.

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (DgGvY)

174 o/t , Dominion is suing Newsmax for 1.6 billion, as y'all recall (or not). Here is what happened today : "Dominion Voting Systems is entitled to review personal communications and text messages of Newsmax Media journalists in its defamation suit against the conservative media company, a Delaware judge ruled last week."

I checked out Dominion's ownership - Privately owned, 76% by Staple Street Capital. Looked at SS capital's executive board. Obama's lookalike and his ambassador to EU and before that, Clinton's chief of FCC, is a member! Isn't that interesting ?

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (V13WU)

175 no "There Will Be Blood" references

'I've abandoned my child!'? No?

okay

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (geLO8)

176 Honestly Gunt sounds like a Cajun Dish.
Have you had fried Gunt with Okra??

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Gunt sounds like something cut of the bowels wild pigs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (xcrUy)

177 Names were named. No illegals. Jackass gang sign photos on FaceBook published in the foreign press.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (os8zY)

178 The FBI thinks it's important to be in Ukraine, protecting their art. Seems to me they'd be better employed investigating criminals here in the US.

http://tiny.cc/2t5zwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (6OrcJ)

179 Gunt is what keeps one from seeing their own shoes w/o a mirro.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

LOL, see I don't have THAT problem being 25 pounds under maximum allowable weight. Weighing in was never a problem for me. Shit I could weigh in boots, cammies, and pockets full and still pass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (PQ4m2)

180 I do think again Antifa and BlM will threatened if they lose the streets will get violent

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

181 you boys need some churchin' up

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 06:42 PM (geLO8)

182 The NYC Trump case is fundamentally flawed because there's no probable cause to investigate a crime. That's justice 101. It's worse that there's no victim.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 06:42 PM (goGTI)

183 149 I guarantee that even in a left wing Black Church there are many people who are informed about Ms. Willis and even though the minister invited her (Because he has control over the pulpit) they know that she was having an affair with a married man and that she was engaged in dirty law practices and do not support her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:33 PM (Ki//m)

As Dave Chappelle noted about Jussie Smollet, he doubted him from day one, but would say nothing because Jussie Smollet was also black. This kind of tribalism is rampant. These congregants more or less do support her, and the minister. They attend, they stay, they tithe there, they say nothing. Sorry, but I'm tired of the endless special pleading for blacks. The rest of us are held accountable for the organizations we are members of routinely.

Posted by: You will need servants of a rag on a stick to keep clean though at February 20, 2024 06:42 PM (8FEBN)

184 Sausage-Shaped Female
---------

Are we talking links, or patties?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

185
I think Ace assumed that most of us are familiar with AVN awards being for pornographic endeavors.

He might be surprised by his target audience not knowing. I am.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:43 PM (nIvob)

186 I dunno much about this story, or any of the Current Year Trump Drama, because life is too short, and none of this matters much.

Is this fat cumdumpster on trial for something? Or is it some kind of administrative hearing? I can't even seem to suss out what fake consequences they're pretending might be applied to a Party hack in this "case."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2024 06:43 PM (0FoWg)

187 I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the gunt all day !

Posted by: Darius S at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (NtVYv)

188 People think that Fani's attitude will not serve her well in court.

I think she is just rubbing our noses in it. She knows she is going to get away with it.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (IFNME)

189 At the height of Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal he was filmed clutching a bible and going to church. Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (3JfbU)

He had a team of spiritual advisors, IIRC.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (7B5FA)

190 Let me guess, she went back to the ''29th Baptist Church' in Fulton county.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (eYF7X)

191 "No weapon formed against you shall prosper,
And every tongue which rises against you in judgment
You shall condemn.
This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord,
And their righteousness is from Me,"
Says the Lord." Isaiah 54:17

Well, Fani does condemn every tongue that rises against her, but that does not make her a servant of the Lord.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

192 Sausage-Shaped Female
---------

Are we talking links, or patties?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Bulk

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:45 PM (cOq4q)

193 Now the Atlanta Fani case is different. The TAXPAYERS are the victims. So probable cause exists to prosecute for honest services fraud. A kind of embezzlement where a victim is accused of a crime so various actors can bill the state for investigation and prosecution.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 06:45 PM (goGTI)

194 189 At the height of Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal he was filmed clutching a bible and going to church. Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2024 06:40 PM (3JfbU)

He had a team of spiritual advisors, IIRC.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2024 06:44 PM (7B5FA


If you get busted as a politician, first thing you do is rehab. Then you do the black church tour. Then you give the interview with your wife at your side on the couch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 06:45 PM (3CVIc)

195 I would buy a farm just to bet the farm that Bradley didn’t read the legal papers Merchant was going to files.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 06:46 PM (MNhXM)

196 Sausage-Shaped Female
---------

Are we talking links, or patties?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L)
.......

Links where the casing came loose.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2024 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

197 It's with a heavy heart appendage I come to you with this sad news

Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.

http://tinyurl.com/jdu6xdmc

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 06:46 PM (eYF7X)

198 *Golly!*

Posted by: Perry Mason at February 20, 2024 06:47 PM (4I/2K)

199 Scott Adams was right.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at February 20, 2024 06:47 PM (v8dOx)

200 i would like to repeat what i said the other day: watching nathan wade on the witness stand i repeatedly thought "kingfish"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 06:47 PM (B1FKF)

201
He had a team of spiritual advisors, IIRC.
Posted by: Caesar
------

Well, not a team, but specifically Jesse Jackson.

Unless...Jackson is on Stan's team.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:47 PM (XeU6L)

202 AH, man, can't have no fun these days...

@ChipYost 11m
UPDATE: Police say the explosion was caused by a homemade, illegal mortar-like firework that was set off near one of the entrances to the shopping center. The mortar launcher was found and one person was taken into custody.
@KTLA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:47 PM (IG4Id)

203 I wonder what the news would be if a white guy had murdered to black students in their Colorado dorm room.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (MNhXM)

204 "...to black church to talk some black struggle (mmm-hm) nonsense."

Chuckles. The wonderful folks - except the 'ministers' - who inhabit those churches are the same common sense folks found anywhere else in flyover. They laugh at politicians(yes, I agree, they vote for them, but do they really?)

I was stationed in the south for years and attended local churches, mostly black; they sing for the joy of singing and celebration. Not for politicians. And the food is outstanding.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (ryUqI)

205 Posted by: You will need servants of a rag on a stick to keep clean though at February 20, 2024 06:42 PM (8FEBN)

I am neither pleading for her or for the church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (Ki//m)

206 Sausage-Shaped Female
---------

Are we talking links, or patties?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
===
The 1 pound comes in a plastic cylinder kind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (17s+e)

207 >>> Sure it is a word.
Just 'bing' it.
Make sure to turn off 'safesearch' for best results.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
-----------------

Words are in my Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.
If it exists in a pre 2010 Oxford Dictionary I'll accept it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (57YAP)

208 A cool romcon would be where a gunt goes on holiday with her boy toy. Hilarity ensues.

And role reversal with the FTX gunt and his mouse.

Larry David stuff.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (goGTI)

209 Alabama @ 194-
Couch, or ottoman?

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (Nq2KV)

210 The 1 pound comes in a plastic cylinder kind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (17s+e)

That is called a chub

Posted by: Darius S at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (NtVYv)

211 The Phani Rule: the stupider the story, the harder it is to refute.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (IG7T0)

212 It's with a heavy heart appendage I come to you with this sad news
Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.
http://tinyurl.com/jdu6xdmc
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Karter, who got her start in the adult film industry in the mid-2000s, took her life on Thursday in her home near Cleveland, Ohio, a representative for the Parma Police Department told TMZ.

Cleveland?
Mystery solved.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (cOq4q)

213 i would like to repeat what i said the other day: watching nathan wade on the witness stand i repeatedly thought "kingfish"
Posted by: gnats
-----------

George 'Kingfish' Stevens:
[accepting an award from his lodge brothers] Thank you, brothers; and, in the words of that great American poet Ralph Walnut Emerson, you all has my infernal gratitude.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

214 Tell me again how this election, blacks are going to cross the aisle.

Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (i63ur)

215 > Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.

That's awful. I pray for her and the people who loved her.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (6OrcJ)

216 Having churches pay taxes is another step into nihilism.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (57YAP)

217 re 194: after ron brown died in the plane crash, wasn't clinton caught on video exiting the funeral looking pretty cheerful till he saw the news camera. oh!! sad!!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (B1FKF)

218 Sausage-Shaped Female John Fani Willis Goes Back to, Get This, Black Church to Accept Trophy for AVN's "Best Gunt of 2023"

Our lawyers. You will be hearing from them.

Posted by: Adult Video News at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (xttsV)

219 215 > Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.

That's awful. I pray for her and the people who loved her.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:50 PM (6OrcJ)

Sad at such a young age

Posted by: it's me donna at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (Akjoo)

220 with a heavy heart appendage I come to you with this sad news

Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.

http://tinyurl.com/jdu6xdmc
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 06:46 PM (eYF7X
****
I could have saved her!

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (goGTI)

221 Words are in my Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.
If it exists in a pre 2010 Oxford Dictionary I'll accept it.
Posted by: Braenyard
--------

I rely on Dr. Johnson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

222 http://tinyurl.com/jdu6xdmc

I guess Karter didn’t want to do MILF or Step Mom porn.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (MNhXM)

223 The 1 pound comes in a plastic cylinder kind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (17s+e)

That is called a chub

Posted by: Darius S
===

I thought a chub only came in 3# & 5# sizes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:52 PM (17s+e)

224 222 http://tinyurl.com/jdu6xdmc

I guess Karter didn’t want to do MILF or Step Mom porn.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson


Tis a shame.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 06:53 PM (eYF7X)

225 after ron brown died in the plane crash, wasn't clinton caught on video exiting the funeral looking pretty cheerful laughing till he saw the news camera. oh!! sad!!
Posted by: gnats
--------

Edited for correctness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

226 re 213: i clearly recall a scene where kingfish was on the witness stand and when an attorney (a black attorney) was grilling him, kingfish fumbled for an answer and then just guffawed. wish I could find it on youtube, where there are a lot of amos n andy episodes

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 06:53 PM (B1FKF)

227
It's with a heavy heart I come to you with this sad news

Porn star and exotic dancer Kagney Linn Karter died on Thursday from an apparent suicide at the age of 36.


Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 06:46 PM


I was doing a ton of research on someone who could be someone to me, tracking back lineage of parents/grandparents to Europe, specifically England and Scotland. Then to Canada, then a split up with one grand into the pron industry, then suicide.

So common. The most beautiful and exotic women in the world 'off' themselves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2024 06:53 PM (nIvob)

228 At the height of Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal he was filmed clutching a bible and going to church.

He went further than that...he had groups of Black Ministers come into the Whitehouse several times, to council and pray with him...Jesse Jackson was one and announced to the waiting press that he had personally given Clinton "Absolution".
Later, some press person identified one of the women brought to those meetings as Jesse Jackson's own mistress.

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 06:55 PM (SFGDK)

229 >>>George 'Kingfish' Stevens:
[accepting an award from his lodge brothers] Thank you, brothers; and, in the words of that great American poet Ralph Walnut Emerson, you all has my infernal gratitude.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,
--------------------

Doffs bowler to the Kingfish
_Brown

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 06:56 PM (57YAP)

230 Remington's moving from NY to GA.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:56 PM (6OrcJ)

231 >>That is called a chub
Posted by: Darius S

I thought a chub only came in 3# & 5# sizes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


Sausage is in 1lbs. Beef, pork, etc is in 3-5lbs. Fun fact: most of the ground meat recalls is chub pack. I guess workers getting lazy or something after seeing 5000 lbs of raw meat get dumped into a grinder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 06:56 PM (IG4Id)

232 @215

>>That's awful. I pray for her and the people who loved her.

She has such a general porn star look that she looks quite ordinary all things considered.

Sucks that she took here own life.

RIP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2024 06:56 PM (XV/Pl)

233 Gnats local 678 @ 226-
Amos n’ Andy usually had a moral lesson each episode. It was an Eromero family favorite.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Nq2KV)

234 never heard of kagney karter till today. got too dangerous to look at porn on the internet some years ago what with ransomware and popups for hillary for president.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 06:57 PM (B1FKF)

235 Eromero, Good day at the range?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2024 06:57 PM (xpBzi)

236 The Congressional deadline for the DOJ to release the Biden-Hur transcript has passed. Will anything happen?

Signs point to no.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2024 06:58 PM (6OrcJ)

237 218 Sausage-Shaped Female John Fani Willis Goes Back to, Get This, Black Church to Accept Trophy for AVN's "Best Gunt of 2023"

Our lawyers. You will be hearing from them.
Posted by: Adult Video News at February 20, 2024 06:51 PM (xttsV)


You'll be hearin' from mine too, bitch!! I got a better gunt than ALL you motherfuckers!! You will BOW before my gunt!!

Posted by: Ethan "Rage pig" Ralph at February 20, 2024 06:58 PM (DTX3h)

238 I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young woman that you all know as Fani The DA from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma". I want you to put your hands together, and welcome her to the stage. Big round of applauds for Atlanta's own, Mrs. Fani Willis, YES! Fani Willis!

Posted by: Rev. Brown at February 20, 2024 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

239 Gunt = FUPA, right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 20, 2024 06:58 PM (XMwZJ)

240 I don't know much about gunts, but I'm confident that this particular one does indeed have a scary black thing that goes up.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2024 07:02 PM (Fj8Gx)

241 Gunt = FUPA, right?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 20, 2024 06:58 PM (XMwZJ)

A GUNT is a FUPA which has grown to touch the floor.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

242 Ben Had, it was good enough to keep that check coming. And of course Mrs. E smoked me.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 07:02 PM (Nq2KV)

243 The award is for putting aside all that white justice and due process nonsense and getting the enemy. That's literally what the award is for no matter what it is called.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 20, 2024 07:03 PM (p7PuS)

244 "Karter, who got her start in the adult film industry in the mid-2000s, took her life on Thursday in her home near Cleveland, Ohio, a representative for the Parma Police Department told TMZ."

cleveland also lost a playboy centerfold. look up jennifer jackson. very pretty redhead, miss something c 1990. drug overdose when she was about 40. iowahawk wrote up her c 2006 when she got arrested for holding her boyfriend's stolen power tools in her trailer

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 07:03 PM (B1FKF)

245 Dominic M. Miller and Lyndell Mays

Where da mugshots?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2024 07:03 PM (ENQN6)

246 Gunt = FUPA, right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
==

GUNT is to FUPA as Moose Knuckle is to Camel Toe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 07:03 PM (17s+e)

247 Kagney Obit story...
"The pole instructor’s last post on Instagram was posted just five days before her death and showed her vacationing in Florida."

yeah...I guess simply landing back in Akron Ohio, particularly after the weather this week was enough for her to call it quits.

I have been in this part of the country for several years now...through most of the winters.
In the Fall when I see the skeins of geese heading south it dawns on me....I'm not as smart as a Goose.

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 07:03 PM (SFGDK)

248 Oh yes, it was.
Oh Yes, OH YES, OH YES!!! It was.
Posted by: Fani at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM


I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

249 I'm gonna pray for all ya'll. And I want you to hold onto God's unchangin' hand. Cause it helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho. Yes! It helped Daniel get out the lion's den. It helped Gilligan get off the island. Lawd!

Posted by: Fani Willis, Illiterate and Ignorant at February 20, 2024 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

250 236 The Congressional deadline for the DOJ to release the Biden-Hur transcript has passed. Will anything happen?

See prior posts re: Weak Sisters, blackmail, and dogshit

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2024 07:04 PM (eYF7X)

251 She doesn't talk like a lawyer or a DA. She talks like some low-class street trash.

Maybe that makes her more authentic.

Posted by: Fani Banani at February 20, 2024 07:06 PM (mvURQ)

252 Hi Mary! Can you come over? My fart tube is stuck again.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 20, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

253 OT but I keep repeating that the old wizard looking Trump judge made ruling that the proper appraisal of Mar a Largo should be 18 million.

It’s so ridiculous that I question whether it’s accurate. I haven’t tried to google confirm yet but I thought I’d ask here first.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

254 236 The Congressional deadline for the DOJ to release the Biden-Hur transcript has passed. Will anything happen?


Stop! STOP PLEASE!! I'm gonna pee.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 07:06 PM (17s+e)

255 "At the height of Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal he was filmed clutching a bible and going to church."

A ridiculously over-sized Bible, an obvious political theater prop.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2024 07:07 PM (SYTee)

256 Police officers in Kansas City claim Lyndell Mays admitted he fired the first shots at the Chiefs' Super Bowl parade last week ... before he allegedly said he "shouldn't have done that."

In the docs, a KCPD detective wrote that Mays was interviewed at a local hospital after suffering from an apparent gunshot wound. Initially, the docs state Mays told police he didn't shoot at anyone following a dispute with a group of individuals at the parade -- although when "Mays was confronted that we had surveillance video of the incident, he then changed his story."

Prosecutors announced Tuesday that following officers' talks with Mays, they hit him with charges of murder in the second degree, armed criminal action, and unlawful use of a weapon.

Prosecutors also revealed Tuesday a man named Dominic Miller had been hit with the same charges as well.

According to court documents, authorities spoke with Miller over his alleged role in the shooting on Feb. 16 after they say they identified through video and eyewitness statements that he was involved in the argument that preceded the gunfire.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 20, 2024 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

257 re 253: yes, true dat.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 07:07 PM (B1FKF)

258
248 Oh yes, it was.
Oh Yes, OH YES, OH YES!!! It was.
Posted by: Fani at February 20, 2024 05:53 PM

I'll have what she's having.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a

A boffola emanated from my pie hole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 07:07 PM (3CVIc)

259 Hunter’s attorney is saying Hunter took photos of sawdust, not cocaine.

What a joke.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM)

260 Cuyahoga County officials listed Karter's cause of death as an "intraoral shotgun wound."

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (SFGDK)

261 Fucking Mennonites shooting up parades.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (ENQN6)

262 I'm surprised that she didn't go the site where Emmett Till was lynched and compare her "lynching" and "martyrdom" by UltraMAGAts to him and MLK Jr. again.

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (nCXDi)

263 re 254: but they'll show biden who's boss! they'll pass the dems' senate uke aid bill with the border enforcement stuff and then dare biden to enforce the new laws!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 07:09 PM (B1FKF)

264 259 Hunter’s attorney is saying Hunter took photos of sawdust, not cocaine.

What a joke.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM

Did he also go to Woodworkers Rehab?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 07:09 PM (3CVIc)

265 re 260: so, like kurt cobain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (B1FKF)

266 Beer break! Went on a crawl in the attic. Hot, and dusty, up there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)

267 262 I'm surprised that she didn't go the site where Emmett Till was lynched and compare her "lynching" and "martyrdom" by UltraMAGAts to him and MLK Jr. again.
Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 20, 2024 07:08 PM (nCXDi)


*looks at watch*

It's only Tuesday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (3CVIc)

268 Intraoral. Types and deletes comment.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (xpBzi)

269 266 Beer break! Went on a crawl in the attic. Hot, and dusty, up there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)

In the middle of winter?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 07:11 PM (3CVIc)

270 Hunter Biden is a termite?

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

271 256 Police officers in Kansas City claim Lyndell Mays admitted he fired the first shots at the Chiefs' Super Bowl parade last week ... before he allegedly said he "shouldn't have done that."


DOnt give me no gun then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjXh3gt1LQ4

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ENQN6)

272 Hot, and dusty, up there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)


Wait, are we still talking about Fani's gunt?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2024 07:12 PM (Fj8Gx)

273 Followed a link to a story that the US Sup Ct denied cert to Sydney Powell, etc challenge to a sanction finding in Michigan. Included a note about atty Lin Wood voluntarily retiring to avoid disbarment in Georgia. He represented Sandmann and Richard Jewell. In the article, it also said Wood had been sanctioned for violating a gag order 5 times. The judge wrote that he "can't overlook the protracted and flagrant nature of the violation."

Coincidentally, the Judge is Scott McAfee.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 20, 2024 07:12 PM (8x93r)

274 >before he allegedly said he "shouldn't have done that."

what
firing the shots, or admitting he fired the shots

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 07:13 PM (geLO8)

275 She can’t use high tech lynching. That’s been used before plus it’s a legal hanging she is getting.

Speaking of lynching, I watched The Oxbow Incident last night . Not bad. That book was in my father’s library but I never read it.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

276 I saw Honeycum, Clamhammer, and DeQuim open for CSN&Y at the Atlantic City Racecourse in '74.

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 20, 2024 07:13 PM (nCXDi)

277 265 re 260: so, like kurt cobain
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2024 07:10 PM (B1FKF)


Heh.
Two weeks before Cobain did his deed, he had filmed a PETA commercial saying "I need a fur coat like I need a hole in the head."

Well.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

278 Rob Reiner's blockbuster anti-Christian documentary, "God and Country: The Rise of Christian Nationalism" took in a staggering $38,415 in its opening four days.

http://tinyurl.com/5yd2x2ka

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 20, 2024 07:15 PM (woPEM)

279 OT



Local News
Lakewood man dies after being bitten by pet Gila monster

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 07:15 PM (geLO8)

280 Heh.
Two weeks before Cobain did his deed, he had filmed a PETA commercial saying "I need a fur coat like I need a hole in the head."

Well.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

Should have buried him in a fur coat.,

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 20, 2024 07:15 PM (MNhXM)

281 Cafe is open.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 20, 2024 07:16 PM (u73oe)

282 Two weeks before Cobain did his deed, he had filmed a PETA commercial saying "I need a fur coat like I need a hole in the head."

Well.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)


He also sang that he didn't have a gun. No, he don't have a gun.

Apparently this was a lie.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2024 07:16 PM (IFNME)

283
Do not pet your pet Gila monster
they don't like that

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 07:18 PM (geLO8)

284 Hunter Biden is a termite?

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

------------

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He snorts all night and he twerks all day."

Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 20, 2024 07:21 PM (nCXDi)

285 Local News
Lakewood man dies after being bitten by pet Gila monster

Posted by: Don Black
--------------

That's like having a pet rattlesnake only smarter.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 07:23 PM (57YAP)

286 In the middle of winter?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2024 07:11 PM (3CVIc)

81 degrees right now in this corner of Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 07:36 PM (tkR6S)

287 67degrees in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 08:04 PM (Nq2KV)

288 Rob Reiner is in for one hell of a surprise.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 08:06 PM (Nq2KV)

289 210 The 1 pound comes in a plastic cylinder kind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 06:48 PM (17s+e)

That is called a chub

Posted by: Darius S at February 20, 2024 06:49 PM (NtVYv)

A chub of inverted boneless pork rectums.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 08:23 PM (ynpvh)

290 The fact that NO ONE has been using Fanny Be Tender by the Bee Gees as bump music for this story is the crime of the century

Posted by: jcelephant at February 20, 2024 08:34 PM (5RUsT)

291 This Karen sounds crazier than Rob Reiner on peyote.

Posted by: Sally at February 20, 2024 08:38 PM (bXvrr)

292 67degrees in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero

73 degrees in Las Cruces. Spring has arrived. Time to bathe and shed the winter woolens!

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 20, 2024 08:48 PM (UO6WI)

293
Joey's 2 minute video yesterday was the result of 28 splices.

Dude now is completely in the "can't complete a sentence" stage of dementia.

Posted by: Auspex at February 20, 2024 09:01 PM (j4U/Z)

294 Does anyone find it strange that Satan could walk into a black church quote the Bible, vomit lies as long as he played the race card and expect the Amish there to applaud? Black Christianity isn't like Christianity I am aware of except for Episcopalians in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Sally at February 20, 2024 09:18 PM (bXvrr)

295 Hunter Biden is a termite?

The pic in question actually IS sawdust, on the surface of a Table saw...but NOBODY makes up lines of sawdust to look like drugs, EXCEPT a doper The other picture posted at the same time was a fat rock of Coke/Crystal, sitting on a box chock full of glass crackpipes and snorting tubes.

But while we are on the subject, I have seen NO comments or speculation about what the truly awful tattoo on his back is all about, Monster Energy claw marks? Clawmarks from his brothers wife? They are not angel wings or anything even remotely like that...

Posted by: birdog at February 20, 2024 10:09 PM (SFGDK)

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