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"Drillable Hours:" Some Thoughts on the Sweetick/Fani Gangbang of Lies
Update: The Judge Scolds Fani, Tells Her to Answer the Questions Posed With Fewer Histrionics Or He'll Strike Her Testimony

One thing I'm thinking with the hearing is this:

They are trotting out a lot of claims with no evidence -- "Fani paid me back for all of these trips, but only in cash, and no, I have no deposit slips for when I deposited this cash into my account, you'll just have to take my word for it as a He-Wore selling his man-pussy" -- and Fani's claim that of course she keeps thousands of dollars in cash in her apartment to pay for trips "because my daddy told me a woman should always have six months of cash lying around."

She is using this lie to explain why there are no bank records showing her withdrawing money to repay Sweetdick.

He has no records of ever depositing the cash; she has no records of every withdrawing it.

Because Her Pappy told her to always have $30,000 in cash (or whatever the figure is) on hand, squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

Sweetdick was asked to provide bank records so he could prove his claims. He refused. He's offering his lies as a defense, and when someone asks him to prove it, he says "No thanks."

Similarly, he refuses to release his lawyer from privilege so he can say what he observed as far as the start of the affair. Sweetdick says it began in 2022; his lawyer... says he will not answer due to client-lawyer privilege. When Ashleigh Merchant asks him if he will release his lawyer from privilege to answer this one question, he says "No thanks."

This is how criminals at a criminal trial behave -- but these are public officials and officers of the court at a disqualification hearing. And they're lying and evading like common fucking streetrat hoods.

So they can claim these things, offering bizarre family lore about a woman needing to have six months salary on hand in cash to explain away the lack of bank withdrawals, but... does anyone believe them?

What I'm thinking is that they are preparing for their perjury trial. These lies are are defense for perjury charges. You can't prove they're lies, so they might get by with reasonable doubt.

But these obvious self-serving lies are NOT fit to fight a disqualification hearing. In a criminal trial you can just lie and say "Now you prove I'm lying, and if you can't, that's reasonable doubt."

But that's not the standard in this hearing. This hearing does not require these things be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, just by preponderance (majority) of the evidence.

And so we have one witness, Fani's friend, who says she knew about the relationship dating from 2019; we have Sweetdick's lawyer, Lone Ball McQuaid, saying he absolutely refuses to answer about when he observed the beginning of the relationship.

We have financial records proving Sweetdick paid for all of Fani's flights (except for one very inexpensive flight from Atlanta to Miama, which costs about the same as Big Gulp), and only Sweetdick's and Fani's evidence-free claim that she paid him back.

In cash.

Do you have deposit slips for when you deposited that cash into your account? No I don't.

Do you have withdrawal slips proving you took that money out to repay him? No I don't. My Pappy told me that a Stronk Empowered Woman should always stuff her fucking pillow with six months' worth of rent and expenses in cash, so I just took the payment out of my fucking Money Pillow.

Is the judge really going to buy this unbelievable bullshit?

These are public officials. They're supposed to be forthcoming with the truth, not hiding it, not invoking privilege and refusing to turn over records.

Not daring the White Judge to say these two Strong Empowered Liars of Color are lying.

Instead, they're acting like skeevey hoodrats who do a lot of cash transactions in paper bags.

And when you ask them what they're doing with $20,000 in a paper bag, they go, "What money?"

Update:


Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley


...Judge issued a caution to Willis that he will strike her testimony if she continues to fail to answer specific questions...

Another Update: Why are there zero bank records of her withdrawing cash from the bank?

Because, silly, she'd just take out an extra $50 from Publix when she went shopping:

she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.

Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 202r

The dandy also points out that she's supposed to report any gifts she's received -- AND any reimbursements of those gifts.

She reported neither. Now she says she just reimbursed gifts without having ever reported them, and there are no records of this, so you'll just have to take her word as a Liberal Democrat for it, and she didn't know she was supposed to report these things, and how can you question a Strong Independent Black Woman like this after what they did to George Floyd?!?!

Joel Pollak
@joelpollak

Fani Willis is lying. Her denials are far too specific. Asked whether Wade visited her at a place she was living, she says he never visited her at South Fulton. The judge has to caution her to answer the questions, or he'll have to strike her testimony. She's discrediting herself


Also, lawyers are digging into the question: Why did you not inform your staff that you were involved in a romantic relationship with someone you hired a contractor, as the rules require?

She says "I didn't know about that rule."

What-ever.

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

...Willis was just asked if she was aware that she is required to disclose any personal relationships with those under contract...

...She said that she was unaware of that requirement.


This gets at their general credibility -- they generally lie and refuse to acknowledge the affair, so why would anyone expect them to tell the truth in this hearing?

Below: Fani Willis melts down, refusing to provide any records that can prove her shoddy raft of lies.


Here she describes her Gangster Accounting Philosophy.

All of these lies are being told to explain why there are no records whatsoever, no ATM withdrawals, NOTHING to prove what Fani is claiming about paying Sweetdick back in cash.

She even coached her own father into lying for her. This cock-and-bull story about having a basement full of cash and gold coins because it's important for all women to live life like they're Scrooge McFuckingDuck.

Here, Fani Willis melts down and refuses to answer whether Sweetdick ever visited her at her home. Apparently that is now a top secret matter as well.


MSNBC throws in the towel.

Or do they? Fani Willis claims she didn't even use a cash app to pay Sweetdick -- a cash app would provide a record of the withdrawal, and of course, she's used nothing but cash, nothing that leaves a record. And that's just what "elderly black people" do, apparently. Although Fani Willis isn't elderly but whatever, let's just go with it, it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.


By the way, here's Sweetdick offering the Bill Clinton answer: I had no sexual relations with another woman during my marriage, because in my mind, my marriage was already over when I laid that ass.

Over at Hot Air, Beege Wellborn asks if it will ever be permissible to demand that a Strong Independent Black Woman of Color abide by the same rules and laws the rest of us are bound by, and to demand such Stronk WOC show accountability for her transgressions?

The answer is "No."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM




Comments

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1 Guilty!

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 04:33 PM (j4U/Z)

2 She is the Science. Er, Democracy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 15, 2024 04:33 PM (eYoxG)

3 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

4 If they keep her on this "Case" Trump will have one hell of an appeal

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 04:34 PM (Akjoo)

5 The Judge is a pu$$y.

He is letting her get away with non-answers and allows her to “explain” everything.

This is a BS hearing.
But she will be removed and disqualified.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 15, 2024 04:36 PM (I6NNh)

6 You must write fast, Boss.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:36 PM (vtm+6)

7 She is using this lie to explain why there are no bank records showing her withdrawing money to repay Sweetdick.

He has no records of ever depositing the cash; she has no records of every withdrawing it.

Because Her Pappy told her to always have $30,000 in cash (or whatever the figure is) on hand, squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

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Then either she's being set up, or she's deeply corrupt.

I doubt she's being set up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (HnUIn)

8 Even if she were pronounced guilty and taken off Trump's case how does this change anything? There will be another one just like her in a second to continue her work. We need something that will move the Overton window back to actual fair play and accepting the will of the people.

Posted by: Decaf at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (3JfbU)

9 Viva Frei- "This is awful, and I've seen awful things. I've seen a bird stepped on." Well, it sounds like he's having some (awful) fun anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (Ki//m)

10 Are Fulton County voters embarrassed?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (rJ48h)

11 This is how criminals at a criminal trial behave -- but these are public officials and officers of the court at a disqualification hearing. And they're lying and evading like common fucking streetrat hoods.
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For all intents and purposes, they *are* common streetrat hoods.

They're just hoods that made good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (HnUIn)

12 If I were the judge at this hearing, I would be looking into the possibility of getting Michael Avenatti out of jail to run the case against Trump. He is more credible.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 04:38 PM (lTGtQ)

13 But that's not the standard in this hearing. This hearing does not require these things be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, just by preponderance (majority) of the evidence.


==


!

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:38 PM (V13WU)

14 7 Then either she's being set up, or she's deeply corrupt.

I doubt she's being set up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (HnUIn)

=======

"But she's uniquely corrupt and no one could even see the signs of corruption because they're so unknown to us."
-The entire Fulton County government

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

15 But that's not the standard in this hearing. This hearing does not require these things be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, just by preponderance (majority) of the evidence.


It's like I'm dead and gone.

Posted by: The Appearance of Corruption at February 15, 2024 04:38 PM (vtm+6)

16 Did she just say Wade asked her to make him a sammich?

Oh no he dn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 04:39 PM (LkLld)

17 8 Even if she were pronounced guilty and taken off Trump's case how does this change anything? There will be another one just like her in a second to continue her work. We need something that will move the Overton window back to actual fair play and accepting the will of the people.
Posted by: Decaf at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (3JfbU)

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The work probably wouldn't continue. All the work would probably be thrown out. Another prosecutor could come in, but they'd probably have to start all over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

18 These two are trash, but I will be so sad when the hearing is over. Ace’s headlines for these two oxygen thieves are so funny. 😂

Posted by: Jmel at February 15, 2024 04:39 PM (bVhJi)

19 What I'm thinking is that they are preparing for their perjury trial. These lies are are defense for perjury charges. You can't prove they're lies, so they might get by with reasonable doubt.

But these obvious self-serving lies are NOT fit to fight a disqualification hearing. In a criminal trial you can just lie and say "Now you prove I'm lying, and if you can't, that's reasonable doubt."

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Interesting premise, there. I suppose we'll see. So is the assumption then that disqualification is a fait accompli at this point, and it's about the *next* battle, not this issue at all?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:39 PM (HnUIn)

20 Are Fulton County voters embarrassed?

Posted by: mr tmz


Are you kidding? They are fully behind her.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 04:39 PM (lTGtQ)

21 We have financial records proving Sweetdick paid for all of Fani's flights (except for one very inexpensive flight from Atlanta to Miama, which costs about the same as Big Gulp), and only Sweetdick's and Fani's evidence-free claim that she paid him back.

In cash.

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Nowadays, it's actually kind of hard to buy an airplane ticket in cash. There's a witness somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)

22 what perjury trial ??

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:40 PM (V13WU)

23 I am looking forward to DU bizarro world take on today self-immolations. Where's our agent?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 15, 2024 04:40 PM (vtm+6)

24 this whole trial is a racist attack on a strong black woman. she'll skate

Posted by: brak at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (AR07F)

25 everyone has 30 thousand cash on hand with no receipts you racists !

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (Akjoo)

26 From the MSNBC clip:
“It’s about LYING TO THE COURT, it's about potential financial gain on the part of Fani Willis... her credibility is shot... it's a horrible, horrible look for her.”

Now let's talk about your position on the Clinton impeachment.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (CsUN+)

27 These are public officials. They're supposed to be forthcoming with the truth, not hiding it, not invoking privilege and refusing to turn over records.
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In Old America, sure.

In modern post-republican America, this is an unreasonable expectation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

28 She won't pay a real price for this. Not legal, not financial, not political. Because she is doing the bidding of those who make her possible.

And I'll be damned if I can think of an acceptable way to put an end to that.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (OUMaO)

29 Fani should be on trail for that atrocious failure of an undergarment.

Posted by: fly gal at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (6CtMt)

30 6 You must write fast, Boss.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Ace is both angry and laughing at the clown show at the same time as typing. Impressive.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (9FrDg)

31 I have deposit slips and withdrawal slips for all of the stuff Ace is mentioning.

It is right there in my bank statements!

The electronic records go back years. There are PDFs of the deposit slips with the images of the check front and back.

I always enter the total on the "cash" line when I do deposit cash.

There are transparent lies by these two idiots. Can't they subpoena their bank records?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (HlyYF)

32 I'm not on trial here. Wow. Umm, lady, there's credible evidence you and Gigolo Esq. were coordinating this sham with the White House. You best believe you're on trial.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (tT6L1)

33


You see every ad now has a black woman, in charge and otherwise.

Why would that be.

The black women seem to be in places of power, and are also horribly incompetent.

And perhaps corrupt as hell, like this moldy skank.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (et1vG)

34 This lady is "I'm ready for my closeup Mr DeMille" crazy

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (dzZCL)

35 This is how criminals at a criminal trial behave -- but these are public officials and officers of the court at a disqualification hearing. And they're lying and evading like common fucking streetrat hoods.

Because public officials are criminals.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (aRLgQ)

36 Frog Face Fani wit the Floy-Floy.

Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (lZVy/)

37 10 Are Fulton County voters embarrassed?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 15, 2024 04:37 PM (rJ48h)

You remember seeing black people celebrating when OJ was found innocent?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

38 It's obvious bullshit.

But anything could happen really. It's not like we are abiding by neutral rules of universal application anymore.

Posted by: Post-Law Society at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (UMHqX)

39 Her ghetto testimony is an indictment of the Georgia voters

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (dzZCL)

40 All of these lies are being told to explain why there are no records whatsoever, no ATM withdrawals, NOTHING to prove what Fani is claiming about paying Sweetdick back in cash.
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I didn't say cash-dammit.

I said "in cooch"!

Posted by: Sweetdick Wade, Esq at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (krQz2)

41 wait what?? you go publix and overpay...and that's your cash transaction???

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (V13WU)

42 >>>Frog Face Fani wit the Floy-Floy.

Oh, yeah.

so I know this from The Monkees... were they making a reference to something else ? I've always wondered what this meant.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (KRtlO)

43 Naturally, it's all about a "horrible" look. To hell with right and wrong.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

44 The black women seem to be in places of power, and are also horribly incompetent.

DEI Hidden Lore UNLOCKED

All it took was one, and then there were many.

They pulled the "I want to see your manager" restaurant scam on everyone.

Posted by: Oldstoke at February 15, 2024 04:43 PM (lvKkc)

45 By the way, here's Sweetdick offering the Bill Clinton answer: I had no sexual relations with another woman during my marriage, because in my mind, my marriage was already over when I laid that ass.


Tap dat azz.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (vtm+6)

46 I'm not going emasculate a black man while I emasculate a black man!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (LkLld)

47 Frog Face Fani wit the Floy-Floy.

Oh, yeah.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (lZVy/)
---
She was such a naughty nanny!

Posted by: Brian May at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

48 These grifters, adulters, and political tools deserve all the scorn and laughter aimed at them.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (JeYYB)

49 I'm not going to emasculate a black man. Well, we know who her audience is.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (CsUN+)

50 Not going to emasculate a black man?

WTF is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (pVWRI)

51 I keep a stockpile of cash, bullion, and rare coins to cover my ass. But I also don't fuck my subordinates or abuse my position for political reasons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (0FoWg)

52 Before closing arguments:

"But Miss Willis, is there not another entitled black woman who's used to lying in court in this district?"

"No...no, of course not!"

"And did this woman have access to funds from outside organizations, unaccounted for?"

"I have no idea!"

"Look around the courtroom, Miss Willis, and tell us, who is the real lover of Mr. Sweetdick, the connection to dirty D.C. money and the real mastermind of this whole blackmail scheme?"

Stacy Abrams stands.

"Yaz, it be me. I dood it."

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (j4U/Z)

53 okay so it's "Flat Foot Floogie with the Floy-Floy"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpSJyeS5vY

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (KRtlO)

54 Traytable's girlfriend is more credible than Fani-a-bang bang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (2YbhL)

55 Holy crap!

"He had a certain type of cancer that made that impossible."

"I am not going to emasculate a black man"

Pretty sure their little affair is over now.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (PPLn4)

56 Her ghetto testimony is an indictment of the Georgia voters

it's part of her appeal to them

Posted by: brak at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (AR07F)

57 You still wonder if the Judge will rule "oh hell, you're black so it's all good."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (i9ffA)

58 Just to make it clear, the white house selected this corrupt idiot to run this case against Trump, just like they directed Smith to run the case against Trump on the documents (where they are refusing to allow discovery), just like they directed the idiot in NY to run the case against Trump over taxes.

These are examples of petty lawfare, designed not to win a case, but to cost time and money, and allow their handmaidens in the press to report on X number of charges. This is the petty, two-bit gangster garbage that Biden is known for. This is an embarrassment to mobsters, and is making America a laughingstock.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (lTGtQ)

59 35 This is how criminals at a criminal trial behave -- but these are public officials and officers of the court at a disqualification hearing. And they're lying and evading like common fucking streetrat hoods.

Because public officials are criminals.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2024 04:42 PM (aRLgQ)

Yes, but they're supposed to be slick criminals. Like Menendez and the Clintons and such.

It's unbecoming of our elected criminals to act like ghetto criminals.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

60 I'm not going to emasculate a black man. Well, we know who her audience is.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (CsUN+)

What does she mean by that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (pVWRI)

61 8 Even if she were pronounced guilty and taken off Trump's case how does this change anything? There will be another one just like her in a second to continue her work. We need something that will move the Overton window back to actual fair play and accepting the will of the people.
Posted by: Decaf

Doesn't work that way in GA. If Fani is disqualified, the GA Association of Prosecutors picks the Special Counsel who must be a DA from another jurisdiction entirely and then hires their own staff for the case. In addition, depending on the judge's ruling, the entire indictment can be thrown out as a prosecutor cannot have a financial interest in a case that they are prosecuting. Thus a special counsel would have to convene a new grand jury to consider indictments.

Fani is going to have to testify before teh GA Senate Committee under oath and possibly the US House as well along with Wade and then there is an inevitable bar complaint to fight over disbarment.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (9FrDg)

62 So, all I'm getting out of this is that the black community is underbanked and banks should be pressured to give free things to the black community until they start using banks more?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

63 Stacy Abrams has standing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (2YbhL)

64 Hey if the can bang up Trumps CFO for misclassifying travel expenses for cabs and other small ball shit, then Fozi and her F**k Boy can be banged up for misappropriating taxpayer money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (XV/Pl)

65 *dumpster fire !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (V13WU)

66 She even coached her own father into lying for her. This cock-and-bull story about having a basement full of cash and gold coins because it's important for all women to live life like they're Scrooge McFuckingDuck.
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It *is* prudent to have cash on hand. Literal cash. In your house. I strongly advocate that everyone maintain cash on hand. It's just a good idea.

But here's what doesn't pass muster for me: she apparently uses it regularly, but there's no paper trail associated with refreshing it. Odd, unexpected and unbelievable.

I keep cash on hand. It's for emergencies. I rarely use it. When I do use it, I replenish it. When I replenish it, there's a bank transaction that can be linked to that - the money had to come from somewhere, and I get a paycheck. I worry about asset forfeiture, so I actually deliberately maintain a paper trail that demonstrates that it's mine.

A mystery cash stash with no paper trail that you use all the time but apparently never replenish? If that's the case, you're probably either lying about the stash, or you're funding it via less-than-legal (or extralegal) means.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

67 I had a personal physician for a while and he was a black man. At one time confided to me that he hated affirmative action because he thought his patients wouldn't believe he was a good doctor, and he really was, I certainly thought he was. I felt sorry for him. Imagine working your a** off for years and years and having everyone think you are in your occupation due to some kind of quota system.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (MeG8a)

68 I'm not going to emasculate a black man. Well, we know who her audience is.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (CsUN+)

What does she mean by that?


It means "F*** you you racist old honky".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (CsUN+)

69 everyone has 30 thousand cash on hand with no receipts you racists !
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 04:41 PM (Akjoo)



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (vtm+6)

70 Fani: "I am not going emasculate a black man." She really is playing the race and victim cards and she expects it to fly.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (Fm4kk)

71 >62 So, all I'm getting out of this is that the black community is underbanked and banks should be pressured to give free things to the black community until they start using banks more?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM

debanked > underbanked

Posted by: Carnac The Great at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (NgqoH)

72 Police: Where did you get this stolen bycycle?
Fani: My daddy told me to keep a dozen bicycles and in the course of, and I want to be very clear, in the course of getting bicycles friends don't ask and with so many I can't recall if bicycles were ever discussed.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (dzZCL)

73 If the judge is white, then these 2 will get away with everything. Because otherwise, he will be accused of oppressing them both due to his - wait for it (or repeat after me) - RAAAAACISM.

(I did that right, no? The accepted AoSHQ stylebook does call for 5 "A"s in RAAAAACISM, does it not? Or has that been updated?)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (SRRAx)

74 nd that's just what "elderly black people" do, apparently. Although Fani Willis isn't elderly but whatever, let's just go with it, it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.
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Like many minorities, women and other at-risk groups, she's just "underbanked," Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (HnUIn)

75 51 I keep a stockpile of cash, bullion, and rare coins to cover my ass. But I also don't fuck my subordinates or abuse my position for political reasons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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FWIW, Menedez and his wife are using that defense as well.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (9FrDg)

76 The viva frei clip is hilarious

Willis takes the exact posture of any urban female who’s about to throw down

You just know she wants to jump the witness stand to get her hands on Becky like that fool who cleared the bench to attack the judge last month

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (9eESs)

77 I expect both of them to escape this. That is my level of trust in the government when it comes to anything Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (aRLgQ)

78 And they're lying and evading like common fucking streetrat hoods.

***

I have a working theory, which is mine, that they're common fucking streetrat hoods.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 04:47 PM (wb1YC)

79 Not going to emasculate a black man?

WTF is that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (pVWRI)
----

Word spaghetti tossed on a wall of deflection in the hopes something sticks.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 04:47 PM (tT6L1)

80 So keeping cash in a deep freeze is no longer a thing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 04:47 PM (a1415)

81 she paid for massages !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (V13WU)

82 ace:

that is a take off on:

Flat Foot Floogie with a Floy Floy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CFRnhZj-s

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (lZVy/)

83 76 The viva frei clip is hilarious

Willis takes the exact posture of any urban female who’s about to throw down

You just know she wants to jump the witness stand to get her hands on Becky like that fool who cleared the bench to attack the judge last month
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (9eESs)

Again I ask, is she doing the hand clapping thing? That's a sure fire sign that it's time to start making alliances.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

84 I'd like to have a body language "expert" in on the Fani follies. I know what some of her body language says, but damn girl, you be rightly fucked bigly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (Q4IgG)

85 Plausible denying

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (fwDg9)

86 "Look around the courtroom, Miss Willis, and tell us, who is the real lover of Mr. Sweetdick, the connection to dirty D.C. money and the real mastermind of this whole blackmail scheme?"

Stacy Abrams stands.

"Yaz, it be me. I dood it."
Posted by: Auspex
--------
Golf clap. You put it in the hole with that one.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (9FrDg)

87 I have muted her. The judge cannot.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (KpWJP)

88 Nowadays, it's actually kind of hard to buy an airplane ticket in cash. There's a witness somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)

And there's ALWAYS airline counter video.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (BdMk6)

89 He said cash horde, when he meant cash hoard.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:48 PM (CsUN+)

90 >75 51 I keep a stockpile of cash, bullion, and rare coins to cover my ass. But I also don't fuck my subordinates or abuse my position for political reasons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
--------
FWIW, Menedez and his wife are using that defense as well.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (9FrDg)

What, you don't keep gold bars in your bathrobe?

Posted by: Carnac The Great at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (NgqoH)

91 The testimony of these two is akin to an armed stickup guy using the defense, after being caught on tape being an armed stickup guy, saying there is no proof he ever owned that gun because it was stolen and we all know he would never buy a stolen gun, which skips right over the whole armed robbery part.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (Fm4kk)

92 I just turned this on and....

WOW. Just Wow.

The balls on this woman.

Posted by: Biblio at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (9CIfT)

93 "They are trotting out a lot of claims with no evidence"


Refuting those claims is not only racist, it is just like slavery.

Posted by: Ripley at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (JojsZ)

94 >>Not going to emasculate a black man?

>>WTF is that?

She claims that he had a medical issue at the time so I think she means his man meat was not in play.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (LkLld)

95 “Oh no u di-int!”

*much pointing as elbow bends mechanically*

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (9eESs)

96 This is the Crazy Person Gambit
You keep the Indians away by acting nuts

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (dzZCL)

97 >>Did she just say Wade asked her to make him a sammich?


She said Wade told her a woman can't do anything for him except make a sandwich.

Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (EN4/l)

98
OUT: Shoddy Raft
IN: Roddy Shaft

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (wtvvX)

99 I keep a stockpile of cash, bullion, and rare coins to cover my ass. But I also don't fuck my subordinates or abuse my position for political reasons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 04:44 PM (0FoWg)
++++
And if you had to, I'll bet you could find transaction records for most of it - bank withdrawals, purchase records, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (HnUIn)

100 Did they find the cash in the cooler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (2YbhL)

101 Man, these two remind me of Sketchy and Skeezy from Z Nation.

But not in a good way.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (/HDaX)

102 When this whole dumpster fire ends they will not disappear.

They'll go on their Manwhore tour.

There I'll be books, podcasts, Hollywood.

You know it's true.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (jROj9)

103 I'd just like to go on the record saying I do indeed oppose democracy.

This is a Republic or was.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

104 Fani acts like no one has ever successfully told her what she's doing is wrong. I can see her in kindergarten, arguing with the teacher about coloring within the lines.

"You gave me A BLACK CRAYON! You're a RAAAAACIST! You just don't want me to succeed in life!"

Can someone do a records check on how many teachers quit after having Fani in their class?

Posted by: pookysgirl, nodding off mid-afternoon again at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (dtlDP)

105 96 This is the Crazy Person Gambit
You keep the Indians away by acting nuts

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (dzZCL)

Se Also: Biden, Joe

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (wtvvX)

106 "What continent is Belize on?"

Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (EN4/l)

107 I have a working theory, which is mine, that they're common fucking streetrat hoods.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 04:47 PM (wb1YC)

You can take Fani and loverboy out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of Fani and Loverboy plus you get to take a bunch of trips and stuff and live it up until you cross the ex-wife and coordinate with the WH and use the race card .. or something

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (Akjoo)

108 Early in her testimony she said she paid for her friend's condo using a "cash app, like everybody does". Later, she said she keeps 6 months of spending in cash.

It sure appears she knows where the money is, was and is going to go.

Posted by: DanMan at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (8uzBS)

109 57 You still wonder if the Judge will rule "oh hell, you're black so it's all good."
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Less likely now after Fani flamed out on the stand and that judge's decision can be appealed with this shitshow.

Can you imagine how Fani would actually try the case? No judge wants to see that.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (9FrDg)

110 Oh, dear God. She doesn't know which continent Belize is in.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (CsUN+)

111 her behavior in court is Jerry Springer show worthy !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (V13WU)

112 >>She claims that he had a medical issue at the time so I think she means his man meat was not in play.


Medical Condition: He got a whiff of that Snuzz.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (zOR5N)

113 Ah, the continent of Aruba.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 04:51 PM (LkLld)

114 I expect both of them to escape this. That is my level of trust in the government when it comes to anything Trump.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (aRLgQ)

You're probably right.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 04:51 PM (BdMk6)

115 I will be interested in how the MSM reports this.

The same MSM that to this day says that the 2020 election was the most perfect in history, and that Russiagate was true.


Willis making the statement that she is not on trial, those in the courtroom are on trial for trying to steal an election are the fighting words that she hopes will bring them onto the battlefield.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 04:51 PM (lTGtQ)

116 She can't pronounce the word 'continents'
Says "Confidence"

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:51 PM (dzZCL)

117 Oh, dear God. She doesn't know which continent Belize is in.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (CsUN+)
++++
Why is the geography of Belize (or Central America more generally) relevant?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:51 PM (HnUIn)

118 Aruba, Jamaica...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (2YbhL)

119 Is it fair to say she's using the "Otter" defense

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with the sweetdick-I did.

But you can't hold a me responsible for the behavior of Donald Trump. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole legal system?

And if you do, Judge, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth Democracy!

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

120 66 It *is* prudent to have cash on hand. Literal cash. In your house. I strongly advocate that everyone maintain cash on hand. It's just a good idea.

But here's what doesn't pass muster for me: she apparently uses it regularly, but there's no paper trail associated with refreshing it. Odd, unexpected and unbelievable.

I keep cash on hand. It's for emergencies. I rarely use it. When I do use it, I replenish it. When I replenish it, there's a bank transaction that can be linked to that - the money had to come from somewhere, and I get a paycheck. I worry about asset forfeiture, so I actually deliberately maintain a paper trail that demonstrates that it's mine.

A mystery cash stash with no paper trail that you use all the time but apparently never replenish? If that's the case, you're probably either lying about the stash, or you're funding it via less-than-legal (or extralegal) means.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

She said at one point that she'd withdraw money for shopping, and stash the leftover money in her home stash.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (KpWJP)

121 George Soros' money sure doesn't go as far as it used to...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (wtvvX)

122 Sweetdick's lawyer, Lone Ball McQuaid
_______

You know who else had only one ball?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (1bNHn)

123 Come to think of it, *I* don't which continent has Belize. It's Central America, which is sort of a no-man's land. Is it technically North America or South America? I would guess South America, but I actually don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)

124 And if you had to, I'll bet you could find transaction records for most of it - bank withdrawals, purchase records, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---------
Unless Fani's money is illegally derived from payoffs and illegal use of campaign funds. 30k in cash is not exactly something normal for any person to keep on a rolling basis--less so for a cop, judge, or DA.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (9FrDg)

125 "There's a reason I'm telling you this."

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (KpWJP)

126 So they can claim these things, offering bizarre family lore about a woman needing to have six months salary on hand in cash to explain away the lack of bank withdrawals, but... does anyone believe them?

...

Sounds about right to me.

Posted by: William Jefferson at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (z/ifB)

127 Central America covers everything from Panama to the US border.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (MeG8a)

128 Come to think of it, *I* don't which continent has Belize. It's Central America, which is sort of a no-man's land. Is it technically North America or South America? I would guess South America, but I actually don't know.

North America

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (CsUN+)

129 fool who cleared the bench to attack the judge last month
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (9eESs)

Again I ask, is she doing the hand clapping thing? That's a sure fire sign that it's time to start making alliances.***

No just the pointing thing

But you know she wants to do the clapping thing then jump Becky and pull off she wig

Wait...

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (9eESs)

130 ... squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

------------

The Fuck Shack is a dirty old
place where we can get together
Fuck Shack, baby
Fuck Shack, baby
Fuck Shack, that's where it's at
Fuck Shack, that's where it's at

Hop on my Sweetdick, it's as big
as a whale and it's about to set sail

I got me a snizz, she takes
about 20
So come on and bring your
public money

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (299Iq)

131 I fully expect Willis to run over to the female attorney and pull her hair out !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (V13WU)

132 So they can claim these things, offering bizarre family lore about a woman needing to have six months salary on hand in cash to explain away the lack of bank withdrawals, but... does anyone believe them?

...

Sounds about right to me.
Posted by: William Jefferson at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (z/ifB)

...

IKR

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (z/ifB)

133 This is the Crazy Person Gambit
You keep the Indians away by acting nuts

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:49 PM (dzZCL)

Se Also: Biden, Joe
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 04:50 PM (wtvvX)



Joe has already gone with the Vinny Gigante defense with the Special Prosecutor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (vtm+6)

134 Who's her Pa? Friggin' Scrooge McDuck?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (991eG)

135 I am still, even in 2024, absolutely astonished at the lack of competency everywhere, anytime I pay close attention to something.

This bitch had to have known that after indicting Trump and Co on this BS that their legal teams would be going after anything and everything. But she couldn't wean herself off of the married cock and free shit and now here we are. Incredible.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (5C4od)

136 Democrat mantra: "It's okay when we do it."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (QgEOV)

137 She said at one point that she'd withdraw money for shopping, and stash the leftover money in her home stash.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (KpWJP)
++++
Then show the receipts. "I withdrew $5,000, spent $2,100, and added the rest to the stash."

I actually agree that it is unreasonable to demand that level of detail around cash, at least philosophically.

But the reality is that the state looks upon the use of cash as criminal behavior and will steal all of it if you can't prove legitimacy. They'll steal it without due process, and they'll arrest you for having it. That is the standard - a standard the state and big-city DAs like her imposed for years. She gets to live by those same expectations.

So prove it, Fani.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (HnUIn)

138 *and it's about to get tail

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (299Iq)

139 >>>. It's Central America, which is sort of a no-man's land. Is it technically North America or South America? I would guess South America, but I actually don't know.
North America

Central America is in North America because everything is stupid and words are lies and nothing makes sense.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (KRtlO)

140 Willis making the statement that she is not on trial, those in the courtroom are on trial for trying to steal an election are the fighting words that she hopes will bring them onto the battlefield.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Yeah. Pound on the table and actually her probity and integrity are on trial in this hearing. Predominate evidence says she has neither.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (9FrDg)

141 And if you had to, I'll bet you could find transaction records for most of it - bank withdrawals, purchase records, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Unless Fani's money is illegally derived from payoffs and illegal use of campaign funds. 30k in cash is not exactly something normal for any person to keep on a rolling basis--less so for a cop, judge, or DA.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (9FrDg)

...

She had it all in Bitcoin first.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (z/ifB)

142 >>Central America covers everything from Panama to the US border.


Incorrect.

Central America covers everything from Panama-ah-O-O-ah-Oh to the US border.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (zOR5N)

143 You just know she wants to jump the witness stand to get her hands on Becky like that fool who cleared the bench to attack the judge last month
Posted by: kallisto

***

My advice to the bailiffs is that if she starts pulling off her earrings go ahead and tase her.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (wb1YC)

144 Unless Fani's money is illegally derived from payoffs and illegal use of campaign funds. 30k in cash is not exactly something normal for any person to keep on a rolling basis--less so for a cop, judge, or DA.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:53 PM (9FrDg)
++++
Yeah, exactly. Like I said up there, it's suspicious that she uses it but has no record of replenishing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (HnUIn)

145 The balls on this bitch.

Are mine.

Posted by: Darius DaDong at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (lZVy/)

146 Nowadays, it's actually kind of hard to buy an airplane ticket in cash. There's a witness somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)
---
For some types of transactions, someone insisting on paying in cash is going to be noticed because it's so unusual.

Although the cash may be untraceable, the encounter is a flag on someone's radar somewhere and may be remembered by a witness who took part in that transaction.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)

147 Central America is in North America because everything is stupid and words are lies and nothing makes sense.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (KRtlO)
++++
LOL.

I've been schooled. No ambiguity. Central America is always actually North America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (HnUIn)

148 130 ... squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

------------

The Fuck Shack is a dirty old
place where we can get together
Fuck Shack, baby
Fuck Shack, baby
Fuck Shack, that's where it's at
Fuck Shack, that's where it's at

Hop on my Sweetdick, it's as big
as a whale and it's about to set sail

I got me a snizz, she takes
about 20
So come on and bring your
public money

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 04:54 PM (299Iq)

BANG, BANG, BANG
ON THAT SNIZZ BABY!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (wtvvX)

149 1 George Soros' money sure doesn't go as far as it used to...***

Lol the Philly Soros DA is in a bit height with the Democrat PA governor

They can’t even keep their own party bosses happy lately

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (MXA6F)

150 Fani's display is what entitlement looks like.

She may be bounced off Trump's case, but she'll retain her position of authority. And you can bet she'll be pissed off at the world for making her look bad. And God help anyone not of color who has to appear in her area of responsibility.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (Q4IgG)

151 You call it Panama, I still know it as northern Colombia.

Posted by: ace doesn't like when maps change at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (KRtlO)

152 Although the cash may be untraceable, the encounter is a flag on someone's radar somewhere and may be remembered by a witness who took part in that transaction.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)
++++
And a CCTV recording, probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (HnUIn)

153 72 Police: Where did you get this stolen bycycle?
Fani: My daddy told me to keep a dozen bicycles and in the course of, and I want to be very clear, in the course of getting bicycles friends don't ask and with so many I can't recall if bicycles were ever discussed.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 04:46 PM (dzZCL)

Very nice!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (KpWJP)

154 Bitch fight

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (MXA6F)

155 121 George Soros' money sure doesn't go as far as it used to...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

He will be roasting in hell shortly and his DAs will follow. His twink son Alex is likely to be worse in attitude and but probably less effective.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (9FrDg)

156 It's Central America, which is sort of a no-man's land. Is it technically North America or South America? I would guess South America, but I actually don't know.
North America

Central America is in North America because everything is stupid and words are lies and nothing makes sense.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (KRtlO)

ahem

Posted by: euorpe and asia in one land mass at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (z/ifB)

157 I can't wait for the next time a bunch of cops raid a crack house someplace and the perp explains all the cash laying around by the fact his dad told him to always have 6 months of cash around for emergencies.

Because that'll work.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (wb1YC)

158 I thought that Central America was everything between Mexico and Columbia.

Shows what I know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (vtm+6)

159 Perjury trial will include discovery on bank records directly from the bank. That won't go well, and I suspect that's when one or both will take the "I'm saving my black ass...screw him/her."

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (dIske)

160 I find it hilarious that Willis went straight to embezzling money as soon as Biden put her up to this ridiculous case.

And, she seems to be stealing on a higher percentage basis.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (lTGtQ)

161 I wonder if Belize will still sell you a passport for $150k. There have been times when I've considered it. Price has probably gone up since then.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (MeG8a)

162 "When this whole dumpster fire ends they will not disappear.

They'll go on their Manwhore tour.

There I'll be books, podcasts, Hollywood.

You know it's true.

Posted by: mpfs"


Worse is knowing there are hundreds, maybe thousands of entitled black Democrat public officials just like her and would all melt down in a heartbeat if ever seriously challanged.

Posted by: Ripley at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (JojsZ)

163 Well, I would have said Belize was in South or Central America, and I would have been wrong. Then again, I have never been on a cruise to the Caribbean, much less traveled as much as these fine folks have, so hopefully I can be forgiven for that.

I WISH that I had access to $650,000 to blow like these 2 do - it took us most of our working life to save up that kind of money - and Hubby is an engineer....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (SRRAx)

164 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fani-Fani...

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 15, 2024 04:58 PM (bDCDB)

165 That is, the skinny stuff between to two big chunks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (vtm+6)

166 Come to think of it, *I* don't which continent has Belize. It's Central America, which is sort of a no-man's land. Is it technically North America or South America? I would guess South America, but I actually don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)
---
I've always pictured "North America" (the continent) as everything north of the Panama Canal and South America is everything below that. Not sure how geographers actually separate the two continents.

"Europe" and "Asia" are even worse.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)

167 Good drugs, man! Where am I.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (3CVIc)

168 Yeah, exactly. Like I said up there, it's suspicious that she uses it but has no record of replenishing it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------
I think that Fani's career as a lawyer and DA is probably done after the dust settles.

She got the office and position because she is tied in with Senator Warnock and his church which is a big deal in GA Dem circles.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (9FrDg)

169 158 I thought that Central America was everything between Mexico and Columbia.

Shows what I know.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (vtm+6)

If only that were true. They are all here now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 15, 2024 05:00 PM (bDCDB)

170 "Europe" and "Asia" are even worse.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)



I draw the line at the Urals.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:00 PM (vtm+6)

171 >>> That is, the skinny stuff between to two big chunks.

You mean my taint?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 15, 2024 05:00 PM (KRtlO)

172 Gird your loins for a flood of stories about black indigenous slave knowledge of keeping large sums of money in the house.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (2ovLw)

173 wait what?? you go publix and overpay...and that's your cash transaction???
Posted by: runner

I think that she meant answer yes when the card reader asks if you want cashback after your purchase. Weird way to answer that.

Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

174 I thought that Central America was everything between Mexico and Columbia.

Shows what I know.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 04:57 PM (vtm+6)


Technically, everything between Mexico and the Columbia is known as Oregon and California.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (D7oie)

175 160 I find it hilarious that Willis went straight to embezzling money as soon as Biden put her up to this ridiculous case.

***

**BLM, Baltimore, and Chicago have left the chat**

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (wb1YC)

176 >>> That is, the skinny stuff between to two big chunks.

You mean my taint?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 15, 2024 05:00 PM (KRtlO)



That would be between two stunks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (vtm+6)

177 Gird your loins for a flood of stories about black indigenous slave knowledge of keeping large sums of money in the house.

right next to the hot sauce

Posted by: brak at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (AR07F)

178 Mexico is part of North America.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (lTGtQ)

179 she is sooo lying !!

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (V13WU)

180 Remember some elections ago, when another old black woman (IIRC in Broward) was being persecuted for simply taking ballots into a locked room, alone?

That's the KKKind of justice we are seeing here again.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (1bNHn)

181 “Bitch! Imma bout to fukk u up”

Posted by: kallisto urging Fani to say it, just say it already Fani! at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (MXA6F)

182 She may be bounced off Trump's case, but she'll retain her position of authority. And you can bet she'll be pissed off at the world for making her look bad. And God help anyone not of color who has to appear in her area of responsibility.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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She is almost certainly facing a bar complaint plus the GA Senate Cmte is all set up to examine her under oath. Then there is the newly authorized legal committee that can remove and punish DAs as well.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (9FrDg)

183 172 Gird your loins for a flood of stories about black indigenous slave knowledge of keeping large sums of money in the house.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (2ovLw)
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The View.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

184 Technically, everything between Mexico and the Columbia is known as Oregon and California.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (D7oie)


No one knows how to spell my name.

Posted by: Colombia at February 15, 2024 05:02 PM (vtm+6)

185 Central America is in North America because everything is stupid and words are lies and nothing makes sense.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 04:55 PM (KRtlO)
++++
LOL.

I've been schooled. No ambiguity. Central America is always actually North America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 04:56 PM (HnUIn)

Also people who live in a country called the United States of America must call themselves "United States of Americans" because if they just say "American" it's continentist or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 05:02 PM (z/ifB)

186 Who doesn't keep bags of cash around the house to pay for sex trips with your lover?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:02 PM (3CVIc)

187 >>124 And if you had to, I'll bet you could find transaction records for most of it - bank withdrawals, purchase records, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


If you deposit a paycheck- but not all of it - "I need some cash for the stash in my.crib - there's still going to be a record (ask your bank).

Where did the cash come from?


Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (D9zPK)

188 She is almost certainly facing a bar complaint plus the GA Senate Cmte is all set up to examine her under oath. Then there is the newly authorized legal committee that can remove and punish DAs as well.

Posted by: whig


Jail time is too much to ask for, apparently, but at least she will lose her job and be disbarred.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)

189 163 Well, I would have said Belize was in South or Central America, and I would have been wrong. Then again, I have never been on a cruise to the Caribbean, much less traveled as much as these fine folks have, so hopefully I can be forgiven for that.

I WISH that I had access to $650,000 to blow like these 2 do - it took us most of our working life to save up that kind of money - and Hubby is an engineer....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Those are our elected officials even at the local level. We have created a class of pseudo aristocrats paid for with public money that oppress us.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (9FrDg)

190 I don't keep cash on hand as a general rule. I cannot imagine a situation so dire that cash on hand would be more critical than guns, which I do have. (I understand that this is not a socially acceptable position. But what's socially acceptable is not likely to factor into decision-making. in dire situations.) TL;DR version: if you need $30K in cash on short notice, you probably just really need guns.

Posted by: Jungle Law, PLLC at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (UMHqX)

191 "Europe" and "Asia" are even worse.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)

There are worse 80's pop rock acts

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (xcxpd)

192 I thought blacks kept their money in the freezer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (2ovLw)

193 Who doesn't keep bags of cash around the house to pay for sex trips with your lover?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:02 PM (3CVIc)



*nods*

Posted by: Wayne LaPierre at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (vtm+6)

194 When I worked for a lobbiest and he treated congressmen to lavish meals, they always testified that they "threw cash on the table."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (os8zY)

195 You may call it Myanmar, but she'll always be Burma to me.

Posted by: J. Peterman at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

196 It’s so funny to see Fani walking the thin wire that separates street from professional jargon

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (MXA6F)

197 This busty poolside blonde dates a drug dealer, so she knows all the hallmarks of sketchy and illegitimate cash management and she thinks she recognizes a fair bit of what's being described:
http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

198 Gird your loins for a flood of stories about black indigenous slave knowledge of keeping large sums of money in the house.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (2ovLw)


Followed by a rash of home invasion robberies?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (D7oie)

199 One of these lawyers needs to ask Fani how much coordination her office has had with the White House, with who and how often.

That.... that would be interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (Q4IgG)

200 >>Who doesn't keep bags of cash around the house to pay for sex trips with your lover?


I've got a Taylor Dane on Line 1 for a Mr. Alabama.

Posted by: Secretary at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (zOR5N)

201 She is almost certainly facing a bar complaint plus the GA Senate Cmte is all set up to examine her under oath. Then there is the newly authorized legal committee that can remove and punish DAs as well.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:01 PM (9FrDg)
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I don't know what the FJB junta was hoping to get out of this case, but I doubt they're going to get it.

I wonder if the prosecutors on the other anti-Trump cases are now sweating bullets because they almost certainly have similar skeletons in their closets that may come out during trial.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (7fElN)

202 Jail time is too much to ask for, apparently, but at least she will lose her job and be disbarred.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)

Hillary Clinton, trailblazer!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (wtvvX)

203 197 This busty poolside blonde dates a drug dealer, so she knows all the hallmarks of sketchy and illegitimate cash management and she thinks she recognizes a fair bit of what's being described:
http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

Talk about flotation devices. Wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (3CVIc)

204 Cash is good when the hurricane knocks out the power and you are eating at the Waffle House.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (vtm+6)

205 I said to have six months worth of smack on hand at all times.

Posted by: Fani's Dad at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (z/ifB)

206 Astounding how venal worthless pieces of fucking shit like this get to ascend the societal ladder and exert power over us.

Posted by: Fuck this. Fuck this world. at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (/IAkV)

207 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

208 "Europe" and "Asia" are even worse.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)

There are worse 80's pop rock acts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
++++
Bravo, MAE. Very nicely done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (HnUIn)

209 Also people who live in a country called the United States of America must call themselves "United States of Americans" because if they just say "American" it's continentist or something.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 05:02 PM (z/ifB)


Everybody sing!

"God bless Vespucciland . . ."

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (D7oie)

210 So Fani Fo-Fo is claiming that a stronk empowered black woman of stronk blackness was paying her own way on romantic trips with an apparently successful black guy? Lolololol. That’s like admitting you ain’t good enough to find a man to take you on trips. Did she go Dutch on Valentine’s Day too? Her birthday?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (GpiKi)

211 MSNBC throws in the towel.

Put us in, coach!

Posted by: diehard DU zombies at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (MqhXY)

212 >>http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz


Hips that big don't lie.

They prevaricate.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (zOR5N)

213 Not to be all Racist McRaciston here, but what's the over/under on how many single black women in America have 6 months of cash just laying around? Hell, how many single white women do?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (wb1YC)

214 Funny. My neighbors are black. Every time he and I play golf, he doesn't break out a pillow case full of hundies and pay for the round and beers, he uses a credit card.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

215 I was told there would be no Geography...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (Akjoo)

216 Jail time is too much to ask for, apparently, but at least she will lose her job and be disbarred.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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She is so rotten that she is going to force the state GOP to deal with her because it is not a good look for the Atlanta metro legal community trying to attract corporate dollars.

Big Corporations stayed in Delaware primarily because this sort of slime and corruption in other states. Now Musk has started the exodus from there---states are vying to be the de facto court system of big bidness.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (9FrDg)

217 ... so I just took the payment out of my fucking Money Pillow.

-------------

Old & Busted: MyPillow.
New Hotness: MyFuckingMoneyPillow.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (299Iq)

218 Jail time is too much to ask for, apparently, but at least she will lose her job and be disbarred.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

This. Shall. Not. Pass.

Posted by: Dangalf The Black at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (lZVy/)

219 Who did you just call a "hoard"?

I keep rather large amounts of cash at home, but I have to bail out short order cooks at all hours of the night.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (VP9ao)

220 Fani is claiming she never received more than $100 from Sweetdick because she paid him back with cash. Cash that neither can prove exists. In other words, she received gifts well in excess of $100 from Sweetdick. We can go home now. She is toast.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (Fm4kk)

221 197 This busty poolside blonde dates a drug dealer, so she knows all the hallmarks of sketchy and illegitimate cash management and she thinks she recognizes a fair bit of what's being described:
http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

That's a real shame how she tore the top on her swimsuit...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (wtvvX)

222 Not watching, but on that second video she has a coke clench thing going. The grinding of teeth coke heads do.
Anyone else notice that? Is she doing it a lot in other video?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (aJ/Rj)

223 So they can claim these things, offering bizarre family lore about a woman needing to have six months salary on hand in cash to explain away the lack of bank withdrawals, but... does anyone believe them?

Where's the withdrawal slip to replenish the 6 months on had fuck pillow money? Is this the only money from said pillow you ever pulled out?

OK. Let's go to your place right now and count cash.

Very simple to prove.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (JkCto)

224 K. So no records of withdrawals before the trips because "I've got a big 'ol pile of cash sitting around the house", but how about afterwards to replenish the oh so important big 'ol pile of cash that Daddy taught her she has to have around at all time?

Posted by: scruboak at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (I+dwr)

225 > This busty poolside blonde

Thiccc.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (6OrcJ)

226 206 Astounding how venal worthless pieces of fucking shit like this get to ascend the societal ladder and exert power over us.
Posted by: Fuck this. Fuck this world.
---------
Happens when people disengage from the political system. This kind of shit happened in the past with urban machines including massive vote fraud and it took several decades to clean it up. Now it is as bad as it was at the turn of the 1900's.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (9FrDg)

227 It would be funny if her house gets robbed after this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (3CVIc)

228 222 Not watching, but on that second video she has a coke clench thing going. The grinding of teeth coke heads do.
Anyone else notice that? Is she doing it a lot in other video?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024

Aren’t coke heads normally thin?

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 So they can claim these things, offering bizarre family lore about a woman needing to have six months salary on hand in cash to explain away the lack of bank withdrawals, but... does anyone believe them?

Where's the withdrawal slip to replenish the 6 months on had fuck pillow money? Is this the only money from said pillow you ever pulled out?

OK. Let's go to your place right now and count cash.

Very simple to prove.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (JkCto)



Good. The cross should have asked her how much she has right now, this very fucking minute.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (vtm+6)

230 220 Fani is claiming she never received more than $100 from Sweetdick because she paid him back with cash. Cash that neither can prove exists. In other words, she received gifts well in excess of $100 from Sweetdick. We can go home now. She is toast.
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:06 PM (Fm4kk)

She's black, leftist, and possessed (presumably) of a gash. She will face no consequences of any, uh, consequence.

Posted by: Toast? Not remotely. at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (/IAkV)

231 This busty poolside blonde dates a drug dealer, so she knows all the hallmarks of sketchy and illegitimate cash management and she thinks she recognizes a fair bit of what's being described:
http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

Well she's safe from drowning. Even in the Atlantic, in winter....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (xcxpd)

232 Steve_in_SoCal and i are in sync!

Posted by: scruboak at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (I+dwr)

233 Months ago I watched a YouTuber of color who said he knew Fani from way back because she was his sister’s friend. And she was a POS even then

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (MXA6F)

234 >>Aren’t coke heads normally thin?


For a while. Then they puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (zOR5N)

235 Aren’t coke heads normally thin?
Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

You should have seen her before

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (Akjoo)

236 I've gotta thank you Ace.
This is the most fun I've had on the blog in a long time.

Kudos.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (jROj9)

237 It would be funny if her house gets robbed after this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (3CVIc)



Didn't she have to move because of threats? I mean, she's MAGA's most wanted, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

238 How much cash, exactly, should a single woman keep on hand? Seems variable.

Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)

239 208 "Europe" and "Asia" are even worse.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)

There are worse 80's pop rock acts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
++++
Bravo, MAE. Very nicely done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (HnUIn)

praise from Ceasar!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

240 For a while. Then they puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (zOR5N)
++++
LOL.

I nominate "puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper" for inclusion in the Guide.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (HnUIn)

241 I wonder if the prosecutors on the other anti-Trump cases are now sweating bullets because they almost certainly have similar skeletons in their closets that may come out during trial.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Jack Smith was reportedly acting to sweat defendants down when he worked for the International Criminal Court.

I am sure Leticia and Bragg both have baggage but you would have to check with a NY lawyer to know about that.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (9FrDg)

242 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

What? Not a Classics major or expert in Constitutional Law?
I'm astonished.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Ki//m)

243 Biden's DOJ is suing Tennessee because TN passed a law that makes it illegal for prostitutes to knowingly spread HIV.

The DOJ thinks this is an ADA violation.

We're way past clown world.

http://tiny.cc/iqeuwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (6OrcJ)

244 Aren’t coke heads normally thin?
Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

You should have seen her before
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (Akjoo)


You couldn't before, she bent light.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (vtm+6)

245 Loved when one of the lawyers asked her about her cash horde and she said What??? Oh, I thought you said something else.

Horde = whore. Yes ma'am, you are a whore but I am asking about your cash HORDE.

Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (oiNtH)

246 What? Not a Classics major or expert in Constitutional Law?
I'm astonished.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Ki//m)
++++
They can't all be intellectual powerhouses, Fen. The world isn't fair!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (HnUIn)

247 Ashley Judd's puffy scamper is already in the style guide, no?

I thought it was.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (3CVIc)

248 What was the collective IQ of the grand jury who bought into this bitch's nonsense?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

249 I would like to see a forensic accountant go through her financial records. Cash like that just doesn't appear out of thin air if legit - there has to be a record of her generating that kind of cash at her bank unless it came from other less legit sources.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (Fm4kk)

250 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)


It was suggested "three months of basic expenses" and have a lot of tuna fish and cat food. But that isn't mad-money, that is an emergency fund

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (D7oie)

251 247 Ashley Judd's puffy scamper is already in the style guide, no?

I thought it was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (3CVIc)
++++
Not as a simile. It's a brand new usage!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (HnUIn)

252 >>Ashley Judd's puffy scamper is already in the style guide, no?


Should be in there twice.

Once from Ace.

Another for the Commenter who used it as a nic for about 16 months.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (zOR5N)

253 What was the collective IQ of the grand jury who bought into this bitch's nonsense?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (xPl2J)


It was the one that elected that crazy chick as the foreman, I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (vtm+6)

254 Uh, you do understand Ms Fani, that the cash you kept in your pillow is worth 20% less since Mr Trump left office?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (os8zY)

255 JackAss Congressperson will use the SweetDick/Fani money laundering exercise to bring forward new, stricter banking rules.
It may not come from a bill it may simply become a new
regulation.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (5JHJU)

256 > Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?

Nope. I've got emergency savings in the bank, but only a few hundred in the go bag.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (6OrcJ)

257 For a while. Then they puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:08 PM (zOR5N)
++++
LOL.

I nominate "puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper" for inclusion in the Guide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (HnUIn)

...

Speaking of, I was forced to watch a video of what Amy Schumer's face has become recently. Somebody mean like ace would probably make a post about it.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (z/ifB)

258 He'll, I don't even keep money in my purse for the valet - that's what I keep hubby around for....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (SRRAx)

259 I nominate "puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper" for inclusion in the Guide.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the 'Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper' nom de plume?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (/HDaX)

260 248 What was the collective IQ of the grand jury who bought into this bitch's nonsense?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

Is this the Jury with the nutty Forewoman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (Akjoo)

261 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)
++++
I would bet between 10 and 100.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (HnUIn)

262 173 wait what?? you go publix and overpay...and that's your cash transaction???
Posted by: runner

I think that she meant answer yes when the card reader asks if you want cashback after your purchase. Weird way to answer that.
Posted by: Cheri

Yes. Publix limits the maximum to $50 over purchases when using a debit card. Kroger has a similar limit.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (9FrDg)

263 I think it's a Soros problem: the dude is so, SO racist, he thinks blackuminium extends to any old brover walking the block. It doesn't work that way. Atlanta is highly stratified, especially in the black community.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (lPeS+)

264 249 I would like to see a forensic accountant go through her financial records. Cash like that just doesn't appear out of thin air if legit - there has to be a record of her generating that kind of cash at her bank unless it came from other less legit sources.

Posted by: lost in space
---------------------

State of GA general fund

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (5JHJU)

265 updated

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (KRtlO)

266 The strong black woman is taking the fall for the old White Guy, Biden MCPoopy pants.

Gotta love the Dems.


Posted by: Czech Chick at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (I6NNh)

267 Biden's DOJ is suing Tennessee because TN passed a law that makes it illegal for prostitutes to knowingly spread HIV.
The DOJ thinks this is an ADA violation.
We're way past clown world.
http://tiny.cc/iqeuwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (6OrcJ)


Eventually someone is going to ask about Covid lockdowns and vaccine mandates and the entire legal team is going to brain-lock

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (D7oie)

268 I would like to see a forensic accountant go through her financial records. Cash like that just doesn't appear out of thin air if legit - there has to be a record of her generating that kind of cash at her bank unless it came from other less legit sources.
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:10 PM (Fm4kk)



I think she admitted that she got some of it, illegally, from her campaign fund.

https://twtr.in/3ZKP

/ht that guy from America's Hat in a previous thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (vtm+6)

269 I have about $5 in change that I keep in a jar in my house. A few bucks in my wallet and everything else on a card. I probably should use cash more but I'm basically lazy and may come to regret it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

270 Because Her Pappy told her to always have $30,000 in cash (or whatever the figure is) on hand, squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

AKA the stabin' cabin

Posted by: Taggart at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (og5mY)

271 Funny. My neighbors are black. Every time he and I play golf, he doesn't break out a pillow case full of hundies and pay for the round and beers, he uses a credit card.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

-------------

How did he get a credit card without ID?

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (6N3WH)

272 Why hasn't one of the lawyers asked Fani why she didn't keep receipts of what she paid Wade so as to protect herself against charges of accepting gifts over $100?

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (VP9ao)

273 Fulton County, GA in 2023 had a sales tax rate of 7.75%.

Do you think the residents of Fulton County got their money's worth from the DA's office?

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (rj6Yv)

274 http://tiny.cc/zpeuwz

Mooo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (AZzxy)

275 Yes. Publix limits the maximum to $50 over purchases when using a debit card. Kroger has a similar limit.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:12 PM (9FrDg)
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I think most places do that. The intent is to give the customer a little bit of cash if they need it. Not to serve as an all-purpose ATM.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (7fElN)

276 Also, lawyers are digging into the question: Why did you not inform your staff that you were involved in a romantic relationship with someone you hired a contractor, as the rules require?

She says "I didn't know about that rule."

++++
Sorry, Fani. You're the boss. It's your duty to know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn)

277 Aren’t coke heads normally thin?
Posted by: Piper

It goes both ways. Most coke heads I have known also drink a LOT of calories.
Nowadays everybody fat. Pot heads, crack heads, junkies, they all need Jenny Craig, but nobody go to the meetings.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (aJ/Rj)

278 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)
++++
I would bet between 10 and 100.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (HnUIn)


Moo Moo has $30k lost in between his couch cushions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (vtm+6)

279 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?

...

My wife and I have made a habit of stuffing cash in the safe when we get some, and we tend to never get it back out.

It actually got moldy; my wife took $8k of moldy cash to the bank last week.

So we had a bit but didn't realize.

I have kept a bit of cash on hand ever since living in Indonesia where monetary crises have actually occurred and if you didn't already have some around, you weren't getting any, and that situation lasted for weeks iirc. We never actually went through one personally.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (z/ifB)

280 This gets at their general credibility -- they generally lie and refuse to acknowledge the affair, so why would anyone expect them to tell the truth in this hearing?
++++
#notMeToo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn)

281 >>>Nope. I've got emergency savings in the bank, but only a few hundred in the go bag.

Posted by: bonhomme
--------------------

Wise uncle told me, 'never leave the house without $100 cash'.
What's that, today, considering inflation?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (5JHJU)

282 Having a cash horde while serving as a chief prosecutor is a bad look in and of itself.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (NLIak)

283 So come on and bring your
public money
Posted by: ShainS
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You owe me coffee and a keyboard dammit. ROFL

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (9FrDg)

284 She didn't know about the "don't bang contractors, but if you do, tell people" rule?

She didn't have to sign her employee handbook like everyone else did?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Judge should have said "let's take a field trip to your house to see your stash of cash"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (2ovLw)

286 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)
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Do the guns and ammo I lost in that tragic canoe accident count?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (tT6L1)

287 AKA the stabin' cabin

Posted by: Taggart at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (og5mY)

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Still chuckling over that "drillable hours" crack last thread.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (9bD9f)

288 She didn't have to sign her employee handbook like everyone else did?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Like all other employees, she didn't think she needed to bother to read it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:15 PM (HnUIn)

289 Just for the record:

Hoard can be a noun or a verb, referring to a supply of something kept hidden away, or the act of collecting and storing said supply. Horde, on the other hand, refers to a large group of loosely organized people.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:16 PM (VP9ao)

290 I used to keep a lot of cash in my father's safe.
Then he died, and the safe was "empty."

Surprise picacho, me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 05:16 PM (aJ/Rj)

291 There are valid reasons to have some cash stashed away/ You might lose your job and it is a comfort to have
The power might go out from really bad weather, and that is a comfort to have
Reviewing what happened in Cypress, Lebanon and Argentina in living memory makes it a mild comfort, though true hyper inflation could wipe you out anyways

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:16 PM (D7oie)

292 >>>Still chuckling over that "drillable hours" crack last thread.

lol

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:16 PM (KRtlO)

293 She paid me in cash. I don't need no bank records.

Posted by: DSDHC Esq at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (GXBev)

294 Isn't it sort of frowned upon for elected officials to have cash stashed away in their homes... I seem to recall another southern gentleman's freezer...

Posted by: Inogame at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (53oGX)

295 I use some cash just to take the $.10 discount on cash at the gas pump. But seldom have more than $100 on me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (MeG8a)

296 -------------

How did he get a credit card without ID?

/obligatory
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 05:13 PM (6N3WH)



Incredible point.

I'll have to ask him next time I see him. How on EARTH did you manage to get a driver's license? I mean, you drive to WORK, so you MUST be licensed, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

297 OT: House recessed with no vote on the Ukraine bill.

They come back 2 days before a potential gov shutdown, so I expect a full year CRA with only a 2 vote majority...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (exHjb)

298 I was really hoping Ace would include a Hippo Shitting GIF with this Thread.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (zOR5N)

299 BOOM! Willis: You're confused, you think I'm on trial, these people are on trial for stealing an election in 2020. I'm not on trial.

THIS has not one fuck to do with the RICO charges associated with the SLobfather and his coup plotters. I can't take anymore of this

i'm so impressed with her after listening to this. wow -- she's great. I was for Dan Goldman to replace Garland as Attorney General. Now, I'm all in on Fani Willis!

Strong black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and the no-bullshit, no-nonsense approach she is taking to this ridiculousness today is EXACTLY what we need more of.


I can't understand what Fauni's sex life has to do with Trump committing election fraud. But what do I know? I'm the kind of person who thinks insurrectionists shouldn't be able to run for president.

Did one of you troll them? Several comments were deleted by mods, and they talked about the "racist trolls" coming in and polluting the discussion lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

300 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I've got, lessee, about $100 of grass on hand. No wait, make that $85 after last night.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (KAi1n)

301 Is this the Jury with the nutty Forewoman ?
Posted by: It's me donna
======
Yes.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (9FrDg)

302 Ima read the content but where is the IRS with its tax evasion detector. Because finding dead bodies no longer seems to be the disincentive it used to be.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (as3uC)

303 she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.

Also, the gift disclosure dodge is not gonna hold water. Generally you have to document the gift *and* the proof of any reimbursement.

Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (EN4/l)

304 When Covid, right at the start like feb, 2020, hit I withdrew a LOT of cash. Still drawing from that stack.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (aJ/Rj)

305 Atlanta is highly stratified, especially in the black community.****

True

I’ve a longtime friend who hails from ATL’s Black elite. That girl is way whiter than me

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (MXA6F)

306 --------------------

Wise uncle told me, 'never leave the house without $100 cash'.
What's that, today, considering inflation?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 05:14 PM (5JHJU)



That and the whole "wear clean underwear" thing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

307 ...Willis was just asked if she was aware that she is required to disclose any personal relationships with those under contract...

...She said that she was unaware of that requirement.


I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.

Posted by: Emmie at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (jAXec)

308 BOOM! Willis: You're confused, you think I'm on trial, these people are on trial for stealing an election in 2020. I'm not on trial. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL.

"I'm not out of order, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (HnUIn)

309 Contrast Atlanta's DA with S.F.'s DA (the one who replaced Chesa Boudin). Mucho contrasto.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (KAi1n)

310 How much is in the cash box now Fani if, as you said, you repaid wade.

And if all $30k is there now, how did it get replenished.


Maybe we send some police over to your place to run a tally.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (G0vdT)

311 I thought we finally stopped with all this questioning-black-district-attorneys racism after the murder of George Floyd.

Posted by: an outraged white liberal at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

312 i'm so impressed with her after listening to this. wow -- she's great. I was for Dan Goldman to replace Garland as Attorney General. Now, I'm all in on Fani Willis!


Okay.. This has to be satire

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (Akjoo)

313 The damn IRS wants to know where you got 10k you just deposited. I'm sure they would be interested in why fanni has 30.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (3CVIc)

314 BOOM! Willis: You're confused, you think I'm on trial, these people are on trial for stealing an election in 2020. I'm not on trial.



So, she's going after Biden?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

315 I think that Fani's career as a lawyer and DA is probably done after the dust settles.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 04:59 PM (9FrDg)

2026 Goddang Gubna Georgia, Y'all!

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (j4U/Z)

316 "Strong black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and the no-bullshit, no-nonsense approach she is taking to this ridiculousness today is EXACTLY what we need more of.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions"



Wait. I thought is was AWFL's?

Posted by: Ripley at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (JojsZ)

317 Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

...Willis was just asked if she was aware that she is required to disclose any personal relationships with those under contract...

...She said that she was unaware of that requirement.


-


She ran a campaign ad on that very premise.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)

318 What was the collective IQ of the grand jury who bought into this bitch's nonsense?

**

You should spend some time in the Atlanta area if you want an answer to that.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (wb1YC)

319 they all need Jenny Craig, but nobody go to the meetings.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
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This may be why Jenny Craigs is going bankrupt.
Literally.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:19 PM (9FrDg)

320 Ok. I need help.

How can a person be both binary and gay?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (7jhbw)

321
I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.
Posted by: Emmie at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (jAXec)

You're right... I saw that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (Akjoo)

322 So how do we know that $30k in the box is just your run of the mill bribe money.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (G0vdT)

323 >>>i'm so impressed with her after listening to this. wow -- she's great. I was for Dan Goldman to replace Garland as Attorney General. Now, I'm all in on Fani Willis!

Strong black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and the no-bullshit, no-nonsense approach she is taking to this ridiculousness today is EXACTLY what we need more of.


omg

is this satire?

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

324 206 Astounding how venal worthless pieces of fucking shit like this get to ascend the societal ladder and exert power over us.
Posted by: Fuck this. Fuck this world. at February 15, 2024 05:04 PM (/IAkV)

I propose that this be awarded “comment of the week”

Posted by: browndog growling at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (pY+ea)

325 Moo Moo has $30k lost in between his couch cushions.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (Ki//m)

326 I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.
Posted by: Emmie at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (jAXec)
++++
Yeah, but in fairness, I think that was just a campaign promise IIRC.

Campaign promises aren't real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (HnUIn)

327 she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.

Also, the gift disclosure dodge is not gonna hold water. Generally you have to document the gift *and* the proof of any reimbursement.
Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 2024 05:18 PM (EN4/l)
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Those transactions from Publix are also highly traceable. They will show up *SOMEWHERE* in the system. And for $4000 worth, that's going to be a regular, consistent pattern at $50 a pop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (7fElN)

328 The amount of cash someone would keep at home varies by what they do and where the cash comes from. We have rental properties (lower end) where the tenants pay in cash every month. Cash from the restaurant and flower shop tends to make it in the drawer instead of the bank and some employees get paid with cash instead of check.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (VP9ao)

329 277

, they all need Jenny Craig, but nobody go to the meetings.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

I guess I need to get out more.

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

330 omg

is this satire?
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (KRtlO)
++++
It's impossible to know anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (HnUIn)

331 Sorry non binary and gay

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (csT1u)

332 Heh! 'You dont have to yell at me'....

Oh, I am so sorry you took it like that. Let me restate my question in the simplest of terms since you haven't been able to formulate a direct answer.

Fucking shuckin -n-jiven scrunt

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (YRsIm)

333 It's not that you're hostile some as that you are an adverse witness.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (5JHJU)

334 We are having issues at work with the pronoun gender who calls what who when and it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (csT1u)

335 she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.

Also, the gift disclosure dodge is not gonna hold water. Generally you have to document the gift *and* the proof of any reimbursement.

Posted by: the dandy


That's 80 individual visits to Publix. For 30 grand, it's 600.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (lTGtQ)

336 "Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions"


I'll bet this crew also though Biden's angry, demented meltdown was a great how of strength.

Posted by: Ripley at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (JojsZ)

337 259 I nominate "puff up like Ashley Judd's Scamper" for inclusion in the Guide.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the 'Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper' nom de plume?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 15, 2024 05:11 PM (/HDaX)


Lurking these days

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (aGT/k)

338 Welcome to End Stage Democracy. It's all downhill from here.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (qUkBO)

339 Any cash she has in her was probably left there by Sweetdick,

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (cOq4q)

340 >> she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.

Also, the gift disclosure dodge is not gonna hold water. Generally you have to document the gift *and* the proof of any reimbursement.
Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 202

shaking my head

this isn't even close to plausible

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (KRtlO)

341 I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.
Posted by: Emmie

That statement wasn't made under oath, unlike her testimony here today!

Posted by: Fani Willis' Defense Council at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (/Ej2Q)

342 Sometimes your snizz and cost you your job.

Be careful ladies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (3CVIc)

343 Fah-nee demonstrates how Hunter and The Big Guy would perform if either is ever dumb enough to take the stand in their own defense. Sadly, that will never happen.

Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (5fDan)

344 314 BOOM! Willis: You're confused, you think I'm on trial, these people are on trial for stealing an election in 2020. I'm not on trial.


Stealing an election ? Somebody did but it wasn't trump.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (Akjoo)

345 Nathan's Hot Dog is hardly Kosher.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (CecP5)

346 That's 80 individual visits to Publix. For 30 grand, it's 600.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (lTGtQ)
++++
And there will be records of checks to Publix.

And Publix will have records of change given, that could be subpoened.

You know, in case anyone in the court system actually cares.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (HnUIn)

347 > Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I've got, lessee, about $100 of grass on hand. No wait, make that $85 after last night.
Posted by: SFGoth
____________

*snort* I almost didn't get the "cabbage" reference there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (Q4IgG)

348 omg

is this satire?


It's so hard to tell now. I know some people think this way. They think anyone on their team who's sassy or belligerent is uhMAYzing. It doesn't matter if they drool more than a St Bernard, as long as they bring the sass.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (6OrcJ)

349 Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)

----------

During DogEater's reign -- sensing impending intentional financial collapse -- began stacking a decent chunk of cash (along with prescious metals), in a fireproof safe, in case of emergency or burning times. [Began otherwise serious prepping since the 2020 Summer of Mostly Peaceful Burning, Looting, Murdering.]

Took me a number of months, and relatively easy as we have few toys and expenses -- and I'm still working as an independent contractor with no tax liability (owing to the significant mileage deduction available, up to 67 cents/mile because inflation for this year).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (9bD9f)

350 >>is this satire?
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (KRtlO)
++++
>>It's impossible to know anymore.


We've reached a conjunction.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:24 PM (zOR5N)

351 Those transactions from Publix are also highly traceable. They will show up *SOMEWHERE* in the system. And for $4000 worth, that's going to be a regular, consistent pattern at $50 a pop.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (7fElN)


80 visits. She is rather fat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:24 PM (vtm+6)

352 We are having issues at work with the pronoun gender who calls what who when and it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (csT1u)
----

I hope your pronouns are: proud and hetero.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 05:24 PM (tT6L1)

353 Because Her Pappy told her to always have $30,000 in cash (or whatever the figure is) on hand, squirreled away in a hidey-hole in her dirty Fuck Shack.

All of this. Every inch of column that Ace gives Fani. Journalism will be so much the poorer when this trial ends.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 05:25 PM (48liN)

354 This whole baloney that a stronk blackwoman keeps big cash amounts at home because of family lore smacks of Elizabeth Warren's being a Native American as functionally equivalent. It is bullshit. Big Fani is lying on the stand and the judge is acting like her cuck. Hell she is treating the whole legal profession like they are her cucks. After listening to these two today leaves me convinced they were using their positions to grift the DAs office of every last dime they could and are now are throwing up as must dust as possible to confuse the situation. They both need to be kicked off the Trump case and disbarred for abusing the position as lawyers and for using that position to fraudulently bringing a RICO case with the goal of putting Trump falsely in prison and tanking the election for the Democrats. The level of corruption, hubris, and arrogance here is breathtaking.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:25 PM (Fm4kk)

355 331 Sorry non binary and gay
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (csT1u)

Schroedinger's Sexuality

If observed, it changes

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 05:25 PM (5C4od)

356 307 ...Willis was just asked if she was aware that she is required to disclose any personal relationships with those under contract...

...She said that she was unaware of that requirement.

I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.
Posted by: Emmie
--------
You would be accurate.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:25 PM (9FrDg)

357 How can a person be both binary and gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:20 PM (7jhbw)


I supposed you can believe there are only two sexes and be homosexual at the same time.
Unless you are meaning "bisexual" and that pretty much requires one to be both gay part of the time. Or at least indiscriminate.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 05:25 PM (D7oie)

358 Is that Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer sitting in front row? Haven't seen him in years.

Posted by: DSDHC Esq at February 15, 2024 05:26 PM (GXBev)

359 Lurking these days
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (aGT/k)


Roger that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 15, 2024 05:26 PM (/HDaX)

360 >>How can a person be both binary and gay?


I am guessing there wasn't a Box to Check for: Furry.

So, this is what you got.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:26 PM (zOR5N)

361 so I just took the payment out of my fucking Money Pillow.

it's fonny because she used the pillow hold the money she needed for fucking

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

362 "Drillable Hours" Hahaha. You ought to do a satirical romance novel on these two, Ace

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 05:27 PM (Ki//m)

363 307 ...Willis was just asked if she was aware that she is required to disclose any personal relationships with those under contract...

...She said that she was unaware of that requirement.

I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed and she would not tolerate it. Because that's how ethical she is.
Posted by: Emmie
--------
You would be accurate.
Posted by: whig

I recall she made that distinction without difference that the standard applied to employees and that Sweetdick was not an employee.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 05:27 PM (Fm4kk)

364 I seem to recall video of her emphatically stating that sort of behavior is not allowed

She clearly added "unless I allow it." In her mind.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 05:27 PM (48liN)

365 "Drillable Hours" Hahaha. You ought to do a satirical romance novel on these two, Ace
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 05:27 PM (Ki//m)
++++
All he would have to do is combine all of his Fani Willis Saga posts into a single volume.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (HnUIn)

366 Binary.

6 and 9.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

367 The LULZ on this are beyond my hope for LULZ today.

Angry black woman eats self. Film at 11:00

Snizztastic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (MGqzM)

368 336 "Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions"


I'll bet this crew also though Biden's angry, demented meltdown was a great how of strength.

Posted by: Ripley at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM (JojsZ)


DUers frequently call Joe's speeches and press conferences masterful. Or say Joe gave a master class about how to deliver a speech or handle reporters.

Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (5fDan)

369 One would think that two highly trained lawyers like Willis and her boyfriend would have come up with better stories to tell the judge, and probably even coordinated them.

These two are making things up on the fly that are not even plausible.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

370 Also, the gift disclosure dodge is not gonna hold water. Generally you have to document the gift *and* the proof of any reimbursement.

==


NO I don't, bitch!

--Fani Willis

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (V13WU)

371 I get a sneaking suspicion that Willis isn't actually a very good lawyer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (HnUIn)

372 Almost 400 comments and no

SLAY KWEEN?

I am disappoint

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (MXA6F)

373 >>Strong black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and the no-bullshit, no-nonsense approach she is taking to this ridiculousness today is EXACTLY what we need more of.

Pretty much says it all.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (LkLld)

374 If i were the GA AG, I'd just shit can this woman tonight and spare my state the agony of further embarrassment.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (YRsIm)

375 352 We are having issues at work with the pronoun gender who calls what who when and it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM

A lesbian once in Khartoum
Had a fairy come up to her room.
They spent the whole night
In a hell of a fight
Over who should do what, and to whom.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (LobQt)

376 I don't understand what any of this has to do with race. She's a lying, dishonest whorebag cashing in on the Democrats desire to get Trump with any lawfare they can dream up.

By the way, has anybody looked at Leticia James' finances- or is that "racist" too?

Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (IpdaE)

377 I recall she made that distinction without difference that the standard applied to employees and that Sweetdick was not an employee.
Posted by: lost in space
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Doesn't matter under GA law.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (9FrDg)

378
We've reached a conjunction.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:24 PM

What's your function...

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (MGqzM)

379 We've reached a conjunction.
Posted by: garrett at

You asked for it

http://tinyurl.com/bdhz9ts4

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (csT1u)

380 I'm calling it - before long coke will become part of the defense.

In fact, I think Mr. Coke is already in the courtroom, ain't no way she doing all this dry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (aJ/Rj)

381 Fani Willis claims she didn't even use a cash app to pay Sweetdick -- a cash app would provide a record of the withdrawal, and of course, she's used nothing but cash, nothing that leaves a record.

this is all a deep-state conspiracy to convince the public that we need a central bank digital currency to replace cash so that the hammond eggers can follow things like this.

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

382 >>> I'll bet this crew also though Biden's angry, demented meltdown was a great how of strength.
Posted by: Ripley

It's his 'Superpower'
Seriously, some asslicker wrote that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (cOq4q)

383 By the way, has anybody looked at Leticia James' finances- or is that "racist" too?
Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM

Rayciss. Natch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (MGqzM)

384 374 If i were the GA AG, I'd just shit can this woman tonight and spare my state the agony of further embarrassment.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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She, like most local DAs is elected. In this case, Fulton County Circuit.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (9FrDg)

385 She claimed to have not gone to the White House, but the Visitor logs show her meeting with Kamala.... Oooops.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (CecP5)

386 Is it any wonder that the government wants to outlaw cash?

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (VP9ao)

387 She was playing to the mob outside of courtroom, hoping for St. George riots...

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

388 Fani Willis claims she didn't even use a cash app to pay Sweetdick -- a cash app would provide a record of the withdrawal, and of course, she's used nothing but cash, nothing that leaves a record.

this is all a deep-state conspiracy to convince the public that we need a central bank digital currency to replace cash so that the hammond eggers can follow things like this.
Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (v3pYe)



Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (vtm+6)

389 380 I'm calling it - before long coke will become part of the defense.


no coke. pepsi.

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (v3pYe)

390 The entire state of Georgia is a joke, from the governor to that simp Secretary of State to this cooch for rent.

Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (IpdaE)

391 no coke. pepsi.
Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (v3pYe)
++++
I thought GA was one of the states where all sodas are called "Coke."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (HnUIn)

392 Wade I take it was a ambulance chaser before tackling President Trump in a felony case

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (fwDg9)

393 It is like watching a slow motion car wreck.

Has reality intruded in to her brain yet you think? Or is she still super confident in how this is all playing out?

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (5C4od)

394
All Black peoples keep a $30K cash stash in the basement because of racism.

Now, aren't you embarrassed? Ashamed?

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (j4U/Z)

395 371 I get a sneaking suspicion that Willis isn't actually a very good lawyer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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About standard for machine politics. The PTB in urban machines do not want bright, ethical, or incorruptible DAs elected. Twas always thus.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (9FrDg)

396 I like this headline : "Fani Willis Tells All in Wild Testimony, Talks Cash Piles in Safe, Father’s Advice, Preferring Grey Goose Over Wine"

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (V13WU)

397 >>no coke. pepsi.


That's all I wanted.

Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (zOR5N)

398 All of this. Every inch of column that Ace gives Fani.
---
er, phrasing?

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (1eY81)

399 375 352 We are having issues at work with the pronoun gender who calls what who when and it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 05:22 PM

A lesbian once in Khartoum
Had a fairy come up to her room.
They spent the whole night
In a hell of a fight
Over who should do what, and to whom.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (LobQt)

; )

LOL your hash is almost LGBTQ

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (KpWJP)

400 Okay, the Drillable Hours" title is gold.

Please note that in the UK, they call a woman's vagina a "Fanny".

After this hearing the least the judge should do is send the transcript to the local IRS office.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (grzdy)

401 400

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (KpWJP)

402 Nood.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (sNc8Y)

403 What are the odds that regular contributors and/or "content creators" are actually on the DNC/Biden/Soros/Clinton/Obama payroll(s)?

Just constant gaslighting between professionals?

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (rj6Yv)

404 I keep expecting the Schlitz Malt Liquor bull to crash through the wall behind the judge at any moment.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (GXBev)

405 I thought GA was one of the states where all sodas are called "Coke."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (HnUIn)


Except Dr. Pepper. That's called Mr. Pibb.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (vtm+6)

406 These two are making things up on the fly that are not even plausible.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)
-----

You've got a scorned ex wife out for blood plus the Trump team probably is surveilling with a cell phone records subpoena waiting. Plus, these two thought Black Democrat fighting for a Democrat cause would shield them. It appears they were wrong.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (tT6L1)

407 Regular "DU" contributors.

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (rj6Yv)

408 "drillable" hours was coined by a commenter in an earlier thread; ace laughed

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (KpWJP)

409 316 "Strong black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and the no-bullshit, no-nonsense approach she is taking to this ridiculousness today is EXACTLY what we need more of."

Crazy Skank Ghetto Bitch is what we WANT!!!

Crazy Skank Ghetto Bitch is what we NEED!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (i9ffA)

410 371 "I get a sneaking suspicion that Willis isn't actually a very good lawyer." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (HnUIn)

She's probably great, as long as there are no "Continent" questions.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (VP9ao)

411
These pathetic posers wanna bring down a man who figured out how to change the skyline of a city with the exact amount of cash flow.

Not exactly a credit to their race.

Even less so when they get their 'just reward' for their effort - said effort which probably entailed multiple trips to Motel 6. Hopefully without 'the light on' in Fani's case.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 05:35 PM (nIvob)

412 She claimed to have not gone to the White House, but the Visitor logs show her meeting with Kamala.... Oooops.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM

Ooops, Oopsie! Chance this angry black cow will ever see jail? Zero.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:35 PM (MGqzM)

413 All Black peoples keep a $30K cash stash in the basement because of racism.

Now, aren't you embarrassed? Ashamed?

Posted by: Auspex

One needs to distinguish between the black professional class along with white liberals that might buy Fani's argument and the voters in Fulton. Many of them have had entanglements with Fulton County courts and DA's and will probably view her as corrupt and doing illegal shit that got their family members arrested.

There will be no urban riots if Fani goes to prison.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:35 PM (9FrDg)

414 404 I keep expecting the Schlitz Malt Liquor bull to crash through the wall behind the judge at any moment.
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (GXBev)

I would settle for the Kool-Aid man. Grape flavor obviously.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (5C4od)

415 That's one fine looking man, that Sweetdick.

Posted by: Susan Kristol at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (2wmMc)

416 340 this isn't even close to plausible

plausibility is racist

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (v3pYe)

417 Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (9FrDg)

You seem to be tied into the legal world, so I have to ask this if you don't mind.

If someone is a DA, an attorney, and behaves unethically can't the AG of the state that attorney is licensed in to appear before the bar shit can her license?

Just because she's elected doesn't give her carte blanch to behave unethically as a licensed lawyer, does it?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (YRsIm)

418 Did anyone ask what the recent scars were over Wade's right eye?

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (VP9ao)

419 402 Nood.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (sNc8Y)

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (KpWJP)

420 Those transactions from Publix are also highly traceable. They will show up *SOMEWHERE* in the system. And for $4000 worth, that's going to be a regular, consistent pattern at $50 a pop.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 05:21 PM (7fElN)

Yup. Everything she has mentioned about her acquired "personal slush fund" can be traced one way or the other by transaction records UNLESS she acquired it through illegal means.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (BdMk6)

421 406 These two are making things up on the fly that are not even plausible.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)
-----

You've got a scorned ex wife out for blood plus the Trump team probably is surveilling with a cell phone records subpoena waiting. Plus, these two thought Black Democrat fighting for a Democrat cause would shield them. It appears they were wrong.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (tT6L1)


Everything they are doing now is for the perjury trial, they know they are fucked at this hearing.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (aGT/k)

422 All Black peoples keep a $30K cash stash in the basement because of racism.

Now, aren't you embarrassed? Ashamed?

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (j4U/Z)

...

In seriousness, I think a black jury might accept testimony from a black woman that she doesn't trust banks, but she didn't go that route.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 05:41 PM (z/ifB)

423 47 > Who here among the horde has the kind of cabbage on hand that Fani suggests?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I've got, lessee, about $100 of grass on hand. No wait, make that $85 after last night.
Posted by: SFGoth
____________

*snort* I almost didn't get the "cabbage" reference there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:23 PM (Q4IgG)

I thought it was lettuce, as in the Devil's lettuce.

Posted by: Wacky tabacky, weed, etc at February 15, 2024 05:43 PM (/IAkV)

424 417 Crotchety

I was in that line of work for a very long time.

An elected prosecutor's path to removal from office usually starts with a complaint of unethical conduct to the state bar's disciplinary & grievance committee.

The state bar can suspend or disbar any atty, & the elected prosecutor has to be a LAWYER. If unethical conduct is established by the disciplinary committee, the bar association can file a petition with the state supreme court to remove the elected prosecutor from office.

A conviction for a crime is not required, although in most states conviction of a fewlony resluts in automatic disbarment.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (NLIak)

425 She keeps $30,000 in her house? Every burglar in Atlanta will be thrilled to find that out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

426 422 All Black peoples keep a $30K cash stash in the basement because of racism.

Now, aren't you embarrassed? Ashamed?

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (j4U/Z)

*scratches head*

But if systemic racism and white supremacy are keeping the black folk down, how the fuck do they manage to have $30k in cash lying around in the first place?

Posted by: If that's oppression sign me up at February 15, 2024 05:45 PM (/IAkV)

427 Judge: "Drop the attitude, Fani or I'll Pimp slap your Ho Az around the parking lot."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:45 PM (CecP5)

428 I'm surprised she didn't claim she got the cash from turning tricks, although at $2 each that's a lot of flat backing.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (CecP5)

429 What is it about these STRONK black women that reminds me so much of Winnie Mandela? And why must they always talk in circles of nonsense like Maya Angelou does?

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (yACxx)

430 All that cash: Trump Change?

Posted by: KungPow at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Rw2Dy)

431 They have painted themselves into a corner,.

Posted by: NYT Sucks at February 15, 2024 06:33 PM (mvURQ)

432 Here's to hoping that many groups of Fulton County's finest gang bangers routinely raid her home and tear shit completely apart looking for the Stronk WOC's stash of cash and valuables. Thanks for the robbery/home invasion tip, Fani (I pronounce her name as it should be uttered: FANNY.. Not Fawney...).

Posted by: TXMarko at February 15, 2024 07:25 PM (aHmEE)

433 she's claiming she replenished $4K from *one* vacation not with bank withdrawals but getting the extra $50 out from the checkout at Publix. Ooookay.
Posted by: the dandy at February 15, 2024

Unless my math is wrong, to gain $4K at $50 at a time, will take EIGHTY Checkout transactions....



Posted by: TXMarko at February 15, 2024 07:30 PM (aHmEE)

434 Two defenses I am still waiting for:

"It isn't lying if we are just talking about sex, right?"

and "Yeah, we were having sex in 2019, but it didn't become a relationship until 2022."

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 15, 2024 07:41 PM (1QSX/)

435 For the record and posterity, there are five (5) Central American countries, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, and El Salvador.

My wife is Nica.

The flags have five stars for these 5 CA states.

There it is.

Posted by: H mitchell at February 15, 2024 09:27 PM (EuCrk)

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