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Climate Insurrectionists Vandalize The Display Containing The Actual Physical Copy of the Constitition With Red Powder
I don't expect there to be any consequences for this desecration of a national artifact.
Not even for "parading."BREAKING: Climate activists just ruined the display of the Constitution in the Rotunda of the National Archives in DC. They poured red powder on themselves and the display.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 14, 2024
Security stands around doing nothing for minutes until they finally get arrested. pic.twitter.com/bXggSHgl4T
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at February 15, 2024 02:11 PM (aJxr8)
Posted by: gdgm+ at February 15, 2024 02:11 PM (w0+ZH)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 15, 2024 02:11 PM (cRrcX)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 02:11 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 02:12 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 15, 2024 02:12 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 15, 2024 02:12 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Liberty at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (IoAmk)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (DyHJQ)
Not even for "parading."
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Nope. They perpetrators are People of Narrative Alignment, so all is well.
The added bonus is the progressive hatred of the past. They can't remake the world so long as there's all that old cruft and bricabrac of prior, regressive ages hanging around!
Down with the Four Olds!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:14 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 02:14 PM (oNgxs)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (I+ZWa)
do you perchance have a newsletter?
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 02:14 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (XjL1t)
(according to the movies on stealing the document)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (Cus5s)
The people that wrote it had recently launch a major war over a 1% tax and "common sense gun control". That Soviet American elected officials and bureaucrats can say the things they say and the people just accept it would shock them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (dGCAG)
They hire immigrants who get regular vandalism breaks.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)
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Always.
They know who pays their checks. The only thing they have to determine is "what would the Party want me to do?" They know that the Party wants them to not intervene, so they do not intervene.
Or they were given prior notice. I'd say the odds are a bit better than a coin toss that they were told in advance to expect this, and how they ought to responds to it (that is, to not respond).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (FQmDC)
Would you support kamala if Joe was unable to run?
Haven't seen that before. Wonder what is happening that some internet polling is asking that question.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (cRrcX)
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Um, you got the wrong document, dumbass!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (bK2cH)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (1hhkP)
The left really is a haven for the useless, the worthless, the perverted, the mentally ill, and the most repellent in society to try to claw back some power that was rightfully and righteously taken from them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (vtm+6)
They hire immigrants who get regular vandalism breaks.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)
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NARA is completely, totally, 100% and without exception fully on board with postmodern progressivism.
NARA was a good get for the Maoists. They are the store of official history. Getting NARA means they get to dictate what is the history of the United States.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: DanMan at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Liberty at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (IoAmk)
I don't even know if the display case was ruined. I assume it can be cleaned off.
This was just another example of some over-indulged jackasses making an annoyance, and spectacle, of themselves in a manner wholly unrelated to the retarded substance of their claims.
They should be parachuted into Avdiivka (that's a city in Ukraine that maybe fell to the Russians today, who knows) and told to fight for the future of the planet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Liberty at February 15, 2024 02:13 PM (IoAmk)
I've read the display case is environmentally controlled, fireproof, and I think bulletproof or high-impact proof.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (BdMk6)
(according to the movies on stealing the document)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (Cus5s)
The display. The Constitution is behind very thick glass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (KnK6d)
It is not the Capitol Hill cops standing around the case.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (9FrDg)
yeah, I noticed that I had written that really misleadingly. I corrected it.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (MeG8a)
Fat, lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.
Why have guards at all?
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (FQmDC)
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As I pointed out yesterday, no image of Satan was harmed. So at least the important boxes were checked off.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (krQz2)
sorry about that misleading headline. I fixed it.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO)
So can we dump boiling hot tomato soup over them and see how they hold up?
Posted by: Black JEM at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (JeYYB)
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That's what we have been saying!
Posted by: DC Vandals at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (krQz2)
But not theft-proof, as it happens.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin Gates at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (Akjoo)
The left really is a haven for the useless, the worthless, the perverted, the mentally ill, and the most repellent in society to try to claw back some power that was rightfully and righteously taken from them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Nobody ever said evolution was going to be pretty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (YqDXo)
It is not the Capitol Hill cops standing around the case.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (9FrDg)
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Which they shouldn't. No agency should have its own cops. If you need a cop, go get them from the FBI or the Marshals (or, preferably, from whatever agency replaces both of those awful organizations along with the Secret Service).
The agencies should not have independent police power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (MwHgU)
It would be a worthy act, to be arrested for beating the shit out of these clowns. Let's see what a "jury of one's peers" would do about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)
I'm certain the actual original Constitution is under a couple inches of bulletproof glass.
Like the Government Printing Office where they have $100,000 bills on display. For some inexplicable reason they're also well protected.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (a1415)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:15 PM (FQmDC)
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As I pointed out yesterday, no image of Satan was harmed. So at least the important boxes were checked off.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (krQz2)
The statue of Lenin in Seattle is intact, thank Gaia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (YqDXo)
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Always.
They know who pays their checks. The only thing they have to determine is "what would the Party want me to do?" They know that the Party wants them to not intervene, so they do not intervene.
Or they were given prior notice. I'd say the odds are a bit better than a coin toss that they were told in advance to expect this, and how they ought to responds to it (that is, to not respond).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Makings of a great political ad for the GOP though. There are almost too many opportunities for oppo ads nowadays and the reason that these aren't used is that the GOP campaign consultant class is essentially Democrats and at least subconsciously want the GOP to fail.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (9FrDg)
It would be a worthy act, to be arrested for beating the shit out of these clowns. Let's see what a "jury of one's peers" would do about it.
Posted by: BurtTC
Bust a cap in their ass and disappear during the ensuing chaos.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (G8h7g)
Much like politics, it does not attract the best and brightest.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (JeYYB)
How else do you explain their lack of action. They are not there to protect the display, but to protect the protesters from an angry citizen.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (aJ/Rj)
Posted by: V. Putin at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9)
or would it be a Capitol Offense?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
How else do you explain their lack of action. They are not there to protect the display, but to protect the protesters from an angry citizen.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 15, 2024 02:20 PM (aJ/Rj)
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What if I told you that most security guards are worthless at actually performing their security functions, have so little experience actually dealing with disruption, and are generally poorly trained in general?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: huerfano at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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One of Twain's more amusing short stories is that of the Million Pound banknote. Trading Places was a cruder derivation of that story.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)
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Umm, its DC. If you ain't black or fagz you're gonna have a rough time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
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I have one too!
Got it from the Cato Institute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
It would be a worthy act, to be arrested for beating the shit out of these clowns. Let's see what a "jury of one's peers" would do about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)
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Because worthy or not, righteous or not, proper or not, such an action would be a one-way ticket into the Garland Archipelago.
"Why did nobody intervene when that drug-addled vagrant raped that woman on a subway?"
"Why did nobody intervene when that store got robbed?"
"Why did nobody intervene when that guy was menaced on the street?"
"Why did nobody intervene when that arsonist burned the building down in broad daylight?"
The basic answer is always the same: because intervention will result in the person's life being destroyed by the state.
Go down a layer and you get to an answer that is still accurate, yet much worse: because nobody is willing to risk the destruction of his own life for the benefit of this place and its rulers. It is unworthy of defense, especially if such defense presents personal risk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: yoyopg at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (YsfUu)
It's long past due to be treating them as such.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (aXxgO)
It is not the Capitol Hill cops standing around the case.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (9FrDg)
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Which they shouldn't. No agency should have its own cops. If you need a cop, go get them from the FBI or the Marshals (or, preferably, from whatever agency replaces both of those awful organizations along with the Secret Service).
The agencies should not have independent police power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)
I was under the impression all federal cops are the same police force. If you have police in a federal building, whether it's the capitol, any federal building around the country, including VA facilities, they're all basically the same force.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (dGCAG)
The left really is a haven for the useless, the worthless, the perverted, the mentally ill, and the most repellent in society to try to claw back some power that was rightfully and righteously taken from them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Nobody ever said evolution was going to be pretty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (YqDXo)
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Yea and they were so meek and stuttering and weak in their "speech" of duckspeaking leftwing piss-water. I mean, if you're gonna do something like this, at least "own it" and yell and shout and try to forcefully make your point.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mona Lisa at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
*shifty eyes* I have one in this desk drawer. Do you mean she owns one of the few existent original copies, 'cause that would be cool?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (vtm+6)
Much like politics, it does not attract the best and brightest.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Rich trust fund kids and various hangers on that get paid for doing that shit by trust funders.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (9FrDg)
*The* Actual Physical Copy
-->
*An* Actual Physical Copy
Looks like there are about a dozen surviving copies of the first printing:
https://archive.is/Zwcd9
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (BMv63)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
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I have one too!
Got it from the Cato Institute.
Yeah, Me too... But this is an actual copy of the original
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjo
I think 10 or 15 years ago someone found an original copy behind a old painting they bought at a flea market. Or maybe I dreamed that.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (MNhXM)
Security Monitors, not Guards.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Probably last touched by Rockefeller or Henry Ford.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (ODvsK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (vtm+6
Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Initiates don't have to be. They're expendable. The goal is strategic provocation and martyrs are more valuable dead.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: DanMan
Working their way outwards from the "Shaman"
Next they will be rounding small donors and people who may have said "I like Trump" on the internet.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (bK2cH)
Ungrateful little shits.
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (jROj9)
Posted by: huerfano at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4KYm)
These people will go before Judge Sullivan, and be remanded to DC Jail solitary confinement until charges are thought up.
I'd bet. Not.
The war is over and the freaks won.
Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
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Copy.
Posted by: The FIB at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (HnUIn)
Yeah yeah yeah, I know the drill.
The world sucks, humans are shit.
Maybe the Great Reset isn't such a bad idea after all.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (jROj9)
It's long past due to be treating them as such.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (aXxgO)
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Gee, I don't know if the gubmint giving them tanks and aircraft would be such a good idea.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (2AUjo)
Posted by: pookysgirl, giving out business tips at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)
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THE Great Reset is a very bad idea.
A Great Reckoning is inevitable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (HnUIn)
Not to worry. FJB has a copy securely stored in an open box in his garage.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (BMv63)
All of them, or just the illegal immigrant?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)
$140 on Amazon, comes framed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (G8h7g)
With dried DNA on it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (dGCAG)
A Great Reckoning is inevitable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (HnUIn)
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I could settle for a Moderately Impressive Revelation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Akjoo)
Nice. I saw on TV where someone found one in the back of a picture frame they bought at an antique store.
I never have such luck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (vtm+6)
The KC Chiefs shooter suspect captured by fans does NOT present as a typical troubled yute. He looks to me like he's in his early 30s, maybe.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (NLIak)
The agencies should not have independent police power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)
I was under the impression all federal cops are the same police force. If you have police in a federal building, whether it's the capitol, any federal building around the country, including VA facilities, they're all basically the same force.
Posted by: BurtTC
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As far as Capitol Hill and federal judicial security, there is a separation of powers issue with the executive. They are in effect not cops but security guards on a facility that can hold suspects for the police. US Park Police may have jurisdiction in the case as the National Archives is close to the mall and the US Park Police have jurisdiction over federal lands of the Mall, etc. and adjacent federal buildings.
Been too long since I lived in DC to comment much about it.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:27 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 02:27 PM (FPsm2)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
He said 'gay'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2024 02:27 PM (bK2cH)
Nice. I saw on TV where someone found one in the back of a picture frame they bought at an antique store.
I never have such luck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (vtm+6)
Okay so I wasn’t dreaming.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:27 PM (MNhXM)
The cops that were standing right there look like they'd struggle to arrest an unruly eight year old. The guy that shows up later looks like he *might* be able to handle an eleven year old.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (6OrcJ)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (uAgj8)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
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To destroy historical artifacts that are precious to the stodgy old squares who aren't down with the program, and to destroy historical artifacts that are not faith-promoting for the neo-Maoist warrior faith.
In the first case, it's plain wanton destruction for vindictive pleasure.
In the latter case, it's an act of conquest.
If you pick the target well, it's both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (HnUIn)
I never have such luck."
First question would sound a lot like...When is the last time you bought a picture frame at at antique store?
Cause apparently, that's where they keep all the good stuff.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Suggested edit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (ogTiX)
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"There's only so much left to steal, and we want all the pretty girls and boys for our own rape squads."
-Venezuela officials
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
https://archive.is/Zwcd9
Posted by: m
The one on display is the original hand written and signed document from the Constitutional Convention. Last time I was there, they also had some of teh early printed copies there.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (9FrDg)
One of the most depressing things in Soviet America is the absolute refusal of not just normies LIVs, but actual supposed conservatives, to use the power of the jury box.
Put me on this jury and the only thing I'm saying is "not guilty beyond a reasonable doubt".
You get every right of center person doing this and you'd bring some sanity back to the justice system
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (ibTVg)
These people deserve to be beaten within an inch of their lives.
That said it's all planned in advance. The guards clearly knew ahead which and the photographer was Johnny on the spot.
I've come to the conclusion that when they target art, or now the Constitution, it's targeted specifically for that fact they know it won't be damaged because it'll be protected behind glass.
The moment they damage something they're fucked.
Still...beatings.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (Tur2N)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
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We don't need no steenkeen Constitution!
Posted by: Dems and DC at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
To get the attention of the press, so the public will talk about them and their cause.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (Tk1Y7)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
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To destroy historical artifacts that are precious to the stodgy old squares who aren't down with the program, and to destroy historical artifacts that are not faith-promoting for the neo-Maoist warrior faith.
In the first case, it's plain wanton destruction for vindictive pleasure.
In the latter case, it's an act of conquest.
If you pick the target well, it's both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (HnUIn)
Jahr Null.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Washington Redskins Fans at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (b7Y2i)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (BMv63)
The Corvette Papers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (YqDXo)
The KC Chiefs shooter suspect captured by fans does NOT present as a typical troubled yute. He looks to me like he's in his early 30s, maybe.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (NLIak)
They also have arrested two juveniles.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (MNhXM)
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Security looks like they could be high powered attorneys in Atlanta.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (0+Kup)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I could settle for a Moderately Impressive Revelation.
Posted by: TheJamesMonroe
*******
You want a Great Reckoning
You would settle for a Moderately Impressive Revelation
You'll get a Reasonable Facsimile
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (991eG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (vtm+6)
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More or less.
Excellent reference.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)
And like the Taliban, the left insists you submit or die.
That part's important, so I'm going to type it again: Democrats demand that you either submit or die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (/nCD+)
Where's My Check?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (JF/W5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (0+Kup)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (BMv63)
Are they security guards, or security monitors? Cuz, honestly, if the document cannot be accessed without explosives or heavy equipment, I kinda see the point of the second.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Davod at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (fGRf+)
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Suggested edit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (z99Zw)
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Approved.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: nckate at February 15, 2024 02:32 PM (ZGGD+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 02:32 PM (0+Kup)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp)
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To destroy historical artifacts that are precious to the stodgy old squares who aren't down with the program, and to destroy historical artifacts that are not faith-promoting for the neo-Maoist warrior faith.
In the first case, it's plain wanton destruction for vindictive pleasure.
In the latter case, it's an act of conquest.
If you pick the target well, it's both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:28 PM (HnUIn)
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And to try to get likes in videos they hope go viral. Never underestimate the toxicity and depravity of social media and those desperate for attention. Especially give my comment above that these are all the bargain-basement, bottom-of-the-barrel, least desirable people in society. It's never the star QB or prom queen pulling this dumb shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (0+Kup)
Or members of the CBC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)
Unless you are yellow, or brown, the Great Reset envisions that you, and yours, will no longer inhabit the Earth.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (eV8j6)
That said, these people should be beaten in public as an example to others.
Posted by: ballistic at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (oqH4h)
My own guess is that the Venezuelan dictator is kicking out the UN because he's about to launch a surprise attack on tiny, helpless Guyana.
Just what Biden needs: a third war (UKR; Israel), now Venezuela... with China licking its chopsticks.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: nckate at February 15, 2024 02:32 PM (ZGGD+)
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I may end up doing the No Preference thing.
I voted for Tom Steyer in the 2020 Democratic primary in SC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Go to 1:49 and look at the Constitution Cop wearing her hat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (0+Kup)
I think I see a couple Affirmative Action hires there
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
WUTT?!?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (eV8j6)
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Rub his belly.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (krQz2)
A Great Reckoning is inevitable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM (HnUIn)
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I could settle for a Moderately Impressive Revelation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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TJM, we are past that now--the CIA and FBI purposefully executed a color revolution and then a coup against the elected government of the US.
They also killed the elderly in nursing homes, pushed a flawed vaxx on people that killed some immediately and now appears to kill others over time. They engaged in biological warfare with the world in contravention with international treaties and US law, etc. etc.
I can do more relevations. Our elites had their predecessors in the past in the Good Book. The Lord ended up smiting the lot of them. The fates of Ahab and Jezebel would be well applied to the Bidens.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (MwHgU)
And you'd go to prison for at least a decade.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. "Clout"-chasing is probably a factor, too. But so long as that chasing is faith-promoting, all is well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)
It's not a jury of one's peers. It's a jury of DC residents. You'd get a decade. Minimum.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
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It fits DC.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)
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No need to worry about China. Our war in Ukraine tells you that.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (eV8j6)
Posted by: Inogame at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (VMFAF)
******
they've had so many donuts...
...their eyes glazed over!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (991eG)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM (
Golf clap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (uAgj8)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:33 PM (eV8j6)
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Rub his belly.
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A little lower makes him really happy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (eV8j6)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 02:23 PM (BMv63)
Are they security guards, or security monitors? Cuz, honestly, if the document cannot be accessed without explosives or heavy equipment, I kinda see the point of the second.
Posted by: I used to have
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Security at govt. buildings is a sinecure where you have to know somebody to get the job. At least that was the way when I was in DC. Thoroughly unimpressive, Capitol Hill cops were a cut better but still a patronage appointment.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (9FrDg)
https://archive.is/Zwcd9
Posted by: m
The one on display is the original hand written and signed document from the Constitutional Convention. Last time I was there, they also had some of teh early printed copies there.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:29 PM (9FrDg)
O.k.!
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (KpWJP)
they've had so many donuts...
...their eyes glazed over!
Posted by: Muldoon at February
I love this!
Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
.....the counter seat at Dinkin is injection molded to an exact contour of their ass.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm remembers at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (snyZJ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 15, 2024 02:35 PM (J8LnB)
Humphreybot isn't wrong. Insane, but not wrong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (vtm+6)
Seriously, why allow them the photo op, an arrest or a successful vandalism?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:30 PM
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They are well vetted.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (B1FKF)
/sock
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (snyZJ)
STILL...anyone throwing around powders in a Capitol space, or spraying unknown substances should be immediately tazered and continuously tazered until a full hazmat team can isolate and identify whatever the substance is...no "Cop" should risk touching them or the substance until it is identified.
Posted by: birdog at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (SFGDK)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
A perfect explanation for what happened to California. All the useless, worthless, perverted, mentally ill, repellent people who didn't "fit in" in the normalville places flocked here.
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (yACxx)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm remembers at February 15, 2024 02:37 PM (snyZJ)
In fairness, I am pretty sure I started that here, in mockery of The Admiral or Commodore or whatever Popinfresh was going by before he hit the big time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (DBrN4)
The KC Chiefs shooter suspect captured by fans does NOT present as a typical troubled yute. He looks to me like he's in his early 30s, maybe.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:26 PM
The guy I saw in an all red outfit looked like he walked all the way from Venezuela. But only if he stopped at every pizza parlor along the way and devoured a half dozen pies each time.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (z+ik4)
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Let's not sell Republicans short.
They have also been vandalizing the Constitution for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
These latest nsurrectionists came armed with suspicious red powder!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (snyZJ)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Where's My Check?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (JF/W5)
For that kind of action I'd think you should pay him.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (LGXFe)
@Nuked4Every1
Washington DC. inside Capitol Building, a pro-illegal aliens group protesting and telling Congress:
"The struggle against genocide in Palestine is connected to the struggle against the US deportation machine"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Lizzy
Powerful plutocrats that are political connected pay for these 'protestors'. One of the plutocrats in UK, I think, has changed his mind and argues that these sorts of protests are now counterproductive and useless.
Would not be surprised that Chinese, Mid East, and Russian money is spent too on funding these activities in the West.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: InZona at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (a9vhT)
Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 02:40 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (xaNfJ)
I don't understand why the sodomite pederasts got to paint a public street with their fag flag in the first place.
The Horror, The Horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (JF/W5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (IG4Id)
Of this I have no doubt.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (oNgxs)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: InZona at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (a9vhT)
http://tiny.cc/d9euwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Hdtdj)
Why do these idiot protestors want desperately poor, mostly POC to die slow and painful deaths?
Why do they want these people to look on as their children slowly starve to death?
Monsters!!!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Roy
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Both parties and their associated judicial appointments have gang raped the Constitution and Bill of Rights again and again.
But those rapes have often been the applause of the general public at the time.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (9FrDg)
The Gardner has suffered enough.
I assume, perhaps wrongly, that they did a serious security upgrade after the Great Heist-- which is still unsolved, & the stolen artworks still missing.
I never quite understood the logic of stealing a famous painting from a museum-- you gonna pawn it? Sell it on the 'Net, or what exactly?
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
PA Gov Shapiro and Philly Soros DA Krasner are in a bitch-fight over Shapiro's plan for the state to prosecute crimes on SEPTA
Soros DA doesn't like that control is being taken away from his office
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (dZVON)
So he uses business money to buy the tickets so he can write off the expense on the business return, then Willis reimbursed him cash and he puts it in his personal account? RICO!
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (KpWJP)
The Horror, The Horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Forget it Hairyback, it's DC town.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (yACxx)
In a word, liberals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (Hkcdp)
Just what Biden needs: a third war (UKR; Israel), now Venezuela... with China licking its chopsticks.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (NLIak)
I doubt Venezuela needs our help.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)
You've outdone yourself today!
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (LGXFe)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
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I sort of assume such thefts are contractual in nature.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)
Best I can do is a buck fiddy.
Posted by: Pawn Stars at February 15, 2024 02:44 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:44 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)
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"Shelf on deck."
-- Urban slang I learned this morning
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (Hdtdj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (z99Zw)
I think most Venezuelans are here... At least the ones from the prisons and nut houses
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (tf4XU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
As 2nd Century Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius wrote in his journal called Meditations, the 4 chief virtues of a good leader is Wisdom, Fortitude, Temperance, and Justice. Joe Biden has those and more.
I stumbled across this during lunch, laughed my ass off, and then your "4 olds" quote reminded me of the 4 chief virtues.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
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I can imagine four reasons:
1. You're going to keep it.
2. You're working on a charter. Someone contracted you to steal it for him, because he's going to keep it.
3. You already have a fence who can move it privately.
4. You stole it from yourself to commit insurance fraud, and stuck it in the basement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)
Why do these idiot protestors want desperately poor, mostly POC to die slow and painful deaths?
Why do they want these people to look on as their children slowly starve to death?
Monsters!!!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
That is why the only reply to climate protesters is that "You are evil people that want massive death and poverty for humanity and the only good that you will ever do personally is die, decompose, and return your carbon to the planet."
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (9FrDg)
http://tiny.cc/d9euwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)
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Rectitude status: restored.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)
I stumbled across this during lunch, laughed my ass off, and then your "4 olds" quote reminded me of the 4 chief virtues.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
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Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)
Staged and planned and approved
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 02:46 PM (5C4od)
I never quite understood the logic of stealing a famous painting from a museum-- you gonna pawn it? Sell it on the 'Net, or what exactly?
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
A lot of times, there's already a private buyer, who has "commissioned" (as it were) the heist.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:46 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
As 2nd Century Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius wrote in his journal called Meditations, the 4 chief virtues of a good leader is Wisdom, Fortitude, Temperance, and Justice. Joe Biden has those and more.
I stumbled across this during lunch, laughed my ass off, and then your "4 olds" quote reminded me of the 4 chief virtues.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
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I'm fairly certain that Marcus Aurelius owned slaves and didn't think that transwomen were women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:43 PM (Hkcdp)
I think it's in storage next to the weather machine.
Posted by: InZona at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (a9vhT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)
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The funniest one is probably temperance.
Biden is far from temperate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:36 PM (9FrDg)
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When I was there the Capitol Police were mostly one of two things -
Guys who wanted a safe, steady job to ride out until retirement but who had been federal or big-city LEs prior.
Young cops who got their foot in the door and were headed out to the Secret Service or FBI as soon as they could.
There were a small handful of Capitol cops who actually cared about their mission.
Posted by: ballistic at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (oqH4h)
Biden is far from temperate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah.
It's the most absurd thing I've read recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)
Biden is far from temperate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Yes he is.. He loses his Temper all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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Even that dunce that posted that doesn't believe it--they put that out to get attaboys from the other clowns infesting that forsaken site. They aren't really even leftists so much as wanting Big Gov to pat their head and then molest them sexually.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:48 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:48 PM (FQmDC)
Total bullshit.
Posted by: Happy at February 15, 2024 02:48 PM (bZjD2)
Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2024 02:38 PM (z+ik4)
Hey, rubbing one out isn't nothing. -- GOPe
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:48 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Fm4kk)
It included a rare Vermeer (not many of his paintings in general) and an even more rare Rembrandt seascape. The collector no doubt commissioned the theft and will keep his/her prize tucked away for life.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Fm4kk)
She should take the fifth... Or drink it...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
202 200!
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Have you ever considered a new hobby?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (z99Zw)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
202 200!
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Have you ever considered a new hobby?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (z99Zw)
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Yeah, the 404 comment should be coming up soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (vtm+6)
Best I can do is a buck fiddy.
Posted by: Pawn Stars at February 15, 2024 02:44 PM (VMFAF)
Burnt my fingers, man. Man, that painting is so hot, it's smokin'.
I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
Posted by: Pawnbroker Bo Diddley at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (JF/W5)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
The challenge
Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (oNgxs)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Akjoo)
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LOL!
Unrelated, this is why the stupidly named "Fifth Third Bank" is named that. The Third Bank bought the Fifth Bank and were going to calling the "Third Fifth Bank" but they thought it would make them sound like a bunch of drunks and piss off the Temperance Movement types, so they named it Fifth Third instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (vtm+6)
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I always figured you for a hawk apologist!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
attny : "did you have intercourse with Wade ?"
Willis: "yes, but there was no sex!"
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 02:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 02:51 PM (tf4XU)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 02:48 PM (FQmDC)
I was picturing a trebuchet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:51 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
*******
I don't understand this sentiment. Four-year-olds are probably the most honest people on the planet. We need more of them...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Us: You guys are LITERALLY destroying the Constitution!
The Left: So we should know. We're experts in destroying the Constitution.
Posted by: Wally at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (hqVaF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
268 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Upon review, Sponge is first.
Sponge is always first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
I don't understand your post.
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Simple, for China to weather their current downspin we have made a deal where China is assured as a world power at the expense of Russia. Russia has raw materials where China does not. Globo Homo did a deal with China to manufacture a Bio-Weapon and spread it for us to shut down the world and steal an election to insure Globo Homo. China's future is tied lock, stock and barrel with Globo Homo. Ukraine is a gentlemanly distraction to permit the important war - the war on America. In the end, both American and Chinese financiers will rule the world.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (DyHJQ)
What a shit country this has become. Those security guards should be fired on the spot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I noticed that these strong females had to just stand there holding up the wall until they could get their male Supervisor involved and then he dithers around saying "Gentlemen, you have to leave" and then finally they are cuffed.
DEI is awesome.
Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
I was gonna jump 420, but then I got high.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (vtm+6)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
Don't you mean Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
It included a rare Vermeer (not many of his paintings in general) and an even more rare Rembrandt seascape. The collector no doubt commissioned the theft and will keep his/her prize tucked away for life.
Posted by: Lizzy
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I think the guy alleged to be the mastermind of the gang that actually did it were Southie mobster types affiliated loosely with Whitey Bulger etc. that took the paintings for ransom.
They weren't experienced art thieves and did not realize the paintings were too hot to move after the ransom plan fell through.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: University of Maryland University College at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Hkcdp)
~Stoics when you tell them "don't bring up Marcus Aurelius"
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (cf/0E)
Biden had nine boxes of JFK papers?
And HUR never asked about them? Never looked at them?
Posted by: birdog at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM (SFGDK)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
They could have named it the 3/5ths bank.
Nah.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (Fm4kk)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (HlyYF)
Perhaps, but most art thieves who steal famous paintings do it for ransom. That was the plan with "The Scream," for example.
The Gardner thieves, IIRC, also stole a Napoleonic trinket (a helmet or something?) with no special value... which would argue against stealing for a collector.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Fm4kk)
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Take a load off
Posted by: Robbie Robertson at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2)
199 200
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
202 200!
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:39 PM (KpWJP)
Have you ever considered a new hobby?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:50 PM (z99Zw)
NO! This must continue.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Arms swinging, skipping, hopping over the sidewalk cracks, hopscotching, often singing or humming. What's not to like?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (991eG)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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It would also be the 3/5ths bank which is not exactly a PR win.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (DD8t8)
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (jROj9)
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Evil Bond Villains will buy it and enjoy it privately. Its what Evil Bond Villains do.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
The Leverage TV series is premised on the idea that there's a black market for these things, financed by very rich people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)
You just described about half of all Leverage episodes. And there's the subplot that Parker likes stealing things for the sake of stealing things.
Posted by: pookysgirl, nodding off mid-afternoon again at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (dtlDP)
LOL. Quite a headline there, Joe. I think you should get together a book, "Bosomy Broads for Basic Constitutional Rights" or "Racy Retards for the Republic" "Across from the pictures you can have deeply soul stirring accounts of how their parents read to them from the Declaration of Independence and the Consitution when they were wee girls and chronicling the various efforts they make everyday (aside from posing, I mean) to counter the left.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (Ki//m)
Fortitude? Strength of mind is the least of his virtues. He would sell you out and any moral position he possibly has in a heartbeat to save his ass.
Temperance- people have addressed this joke. And Biden will challenge all you to a fight.
Justice? Joe Bribe em who will lie at the drop of a hat . Joe Bribe ‘em who will try to improperly use the legal system to go after his enemies.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: paul at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (hgDJr)
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Wow. You have a lot less esteem for black people than I do.
What part of fucking around/finding out don't you think a black woman can't get?
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at February 15, 2024 02:54 PM (ufJfM)
She will give the same testimony she gave in the church.
"You can't punish me because I'm black and you owe me. I can do what I want in power because I'm black, you racists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Candidus at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (V1yiu)
Posted by: m
I repeat again. Attorneys make for shitty witnesses on the stand--they often overthink their answers appearing shifty or they try to brazen it out by arguing with the cross examiner rather than simply answering the question.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NLIak)
As I understand it, the process goes like this:
1. Steal famous painting
2. Have unknown forger make exact copy of the painting.
3. Have same forger paint over the original with a version of a different famous painting using water soluble paint.
4. Donate original painting back to museum.
5. Arrange a situation where the fire alarm goes off causing the water soluble paint to run while you escape to a non-extradition country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (z99Zw)
__________
Her remote-controlled vibrator and butt plug that her boyfriend is operating ran out of power.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Orson at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (xcrUy)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Orson at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (dIske)
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Stupid sandwiches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)
Uh oh.
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (jROj9)
Naw she looks worried and she sounds scared.
And I hope she's both.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (os8zY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 02:55 PM (Ki//m)
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This is a great idea, and potentially lucrative.
"The Rectitude of Pulchritude: A Study of Beauty and the Constitution of the United States"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)
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"Your honor, she didn't actually answer the question."
"What was the question?"
"Can you confirm your home address?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (MwHgU)
And you'd go to prison for at least a decade.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (/nCD+)
Sooner or later a person or persons with no shits to give will take care of business. Mutilate them.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (iODuv)
IIRC there was one plot where the stolen painting was in fact a forgery. Trying to remember what that was from (or if something similar actually happened).
I may be thinking of famous jewels, which once in a great while are re-tested and determined to have been mis-identified.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 15, 2024 02:58 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 02:53 PM
Q: "Hey Ben Had, how can you tell if you have a feral hog in your rifle sights?"
A: "Well, it looks like Amy Schumer."
P.S. Howdy Sponge!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (xcrUy)
Posted by: Orson at February 15, 2024 02:56 PM (dIske)
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Stupid sandwiches.
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James, have you ever watched the Southern Charm series? Its based in Charleston. Wife has me watching it and I have to say I find it funny.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 15, 2024 02:18 PM (MwHgU)
And you'd go to prison for at least a decade.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 15, 2024 02:34 PM (/nCD+)
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It would be an insurrection. Worse than 9/11 or Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (r3K/q)
I don't think anything has happened to her that she didn't initiate. She could have not slept with her employee, and she could have not embezzled public funds with which to pay her employee she was sleeping with, and she could have not taken a case made of whole cloth at the request of the white house and used it to steal.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (QwWES)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't want to build a time machine to go into the future, I'm pretty sure it's worse. I just want to go back those days.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (z/ifB)
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Time for her Eliza act from Uncle Tom's Cabin:
"Please don't beat me, massah, oh lawdy, lawdy, please don't beat me."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (lf83v)
O.K. I almost spit out my tea. LOL. Go for it!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (Ki//m)
Whoever wrote this never read MA's journals...but merely watched "Gladiator" several times...likely pausing on all of the scenes with ripped sweaty men.
Posted by: birdog at February 15, 2024 03:00 PM (SFGDK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2024 03:01 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Financiers never get to rule the world. That is because it is easier to liquidate them than to pay off debts.
Stupid assholes believe everyone can be bought with money but they forget that some people want power more than money. See how Phillip the Fair of France treated his bankers--the Knights Templar. Henry the VIII and the Church, the French Revolutionaries and the debts of France, etc. And there is also Putin/Russia and the bankers.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 03:02 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 03:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken, supervillain at February 15, 2024 03:02 PM (cf/0E)
http://tiny.cc/d9euwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)
There's something not quite right about that girl's right thumb. Looks like something other than a thumb.
Otherwise, not bad.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 15, 2024 03:02 PM (FCbAQ)
_________
Rick Monday
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2024
Now I want to listen to Monday, Monday.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 03:02 PM (xcrUy)
"Please don't beat me, massah, oh lawdy, lawdy, please don't beat me."
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You do know Uncle Tom's Cabin was written by a Yankee, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 03:03 PM (DyHJQ)
I don't think anything has happened to her that she didn't initiate. She could have not slept with her employee, and she could have not embezzled public funds with which to pay her employee she was sleeping with, and she could have not taken a case made of whole cloth at the request of the white house and used it to steal.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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No one would even give a shit about Fani getting her comeuppance other than leftist media whores for the Dems.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 03:03 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 03:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri at February 15, 2024 03:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Financiers never get to rule the world. That is because it is easier to liquidate them than to pay off debts.
Stupid assholes believe everyone can be bought with money but they forget that some people want power more than money. See how Phillip the Fair of France treated his bankers--the Knights Templar. Henry the VIII and the Church, the French Revolutionaries and the debts of France, etc. And there is also Putin/Russia and the bankers.
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You miss the point of no single center of finance. Fuck with one of our distributed finance centers and we cut your nuts off. See how it works?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 03:06 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: TitanTom at February 15, 2024 03:06 PM (4vORd)
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All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey. And its Monday.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 03:07 PM (DyHJQ)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 03:07 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at February 15, 2024 03:09 PM (oU5dC)
Posted by: PJ at February 15, 2024 03:13 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Noam Sayen at February 15, 2024 03:14 PM (7eGtP)
The link for Youtube is in the sidebar, Cheri. "Fani Willis trial starting now."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 03:15 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Rbastid at February 15, 2024 03:16 PM (tKt+W)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 15, 2024 03:20 PM (o/iJ7)
Some powder colors could contain hazardous chemicals, including pesticides or detergents irritating to the skin, eyes, and even lungs. The powders can enter the mouth and aggravate conditions such as asthma, bronchitis, and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. (Worse than even oil and natural gas? ha, ha, ha)
Those 'kids' need to learn even products like their vegan shoes contain materials made from oil (i.e., rubber soles); PVC (not the harmless pellets) often coats canvas, etc.
Building materials, disposable diapers, many soaps & medical devices, IT equipment & phones, and like a zillion other useful products exist, in part, thanks to the oil/gas industry. Everything in moderation.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun and bear, they only have to outrun us - for now at February 15, 2024 03:33 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: RealityMain at February 15, 2024 03:43 PM (liB0E)
@thevivafrei
The D.A. of Georgia just recommended that women keep 6 months of cash in their homes!
http://tinyurl.com/3k7y483n
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 03:46 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2024 03:52 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 15, 2024 04:22 PM (wGqjj)
Low energy, metabolism and diabetes are truly represented.
The only security I saw was JOB security.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 04:25 PM (lZVy/)
"The left really is a haven for the useless, the worthless, the perverted, the mentally ill, and the most repellent in society"...
That's where The Left gets their power from. Lefties insist there should be no consequences, no repercussions, no-downside-at-all for individuals who can't or won't grow up and take responsibility for themselves. "Big-Nanny-State gonna take care of you; you can be Peter Pan forever, just vote for us and you can have whatever kind of Soma floats-yer-boat and we will always be oh-so-sympathetic to your plight."
So all The Useless get told (and get to believe) that it's somebody else's fault that their lives suck. It's not that they're dumb or lazy or drunks or dopers or have other bad habits that drive normal people away. They are perfect the way they are and do NOT need to expend any effort to "fix" anything. All the problems in their lives lie OUTSIDE themselves, and if they just band together they will eventually become a great enough force to overthrow the Patriarchy, or the White Raycissst Establishment, or the arbitrary and restrictive Rules And Norms of Western Civ, etc.
Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at February 15, 2024 05:30 PM (gjuKj)
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