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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/11/24)
Quote I “I wonder if there’s a more efficient way to create jobs than printing $61 billion and sending some of the weapons it buys to Ukraine.” U.S. Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH)
Quote II "It's terribly easy to be lead away on some sort of romantic notion of living fossils. "I'm not going to make any bones about this, I think that Professor Tan's description of this family as "devolution", as an evolutionary throwback, is not only scientifically irresponsible but deeply insulting to this family." British psychologist Nicholas Humphrey
Quote III “So, what we need to see in the Middle East, in particular in relation to Palestine, is that we need to see a ceasefire now. And we need the international community to be singing in chorus and harmony in terms of ceasefire now.” Michelle O’Neill, the new First Minister of Northern Ireland
I do believe her hair coloring has affected her intellectual capacity
Has your Sunday gone fairly well? If it has perhaps you shouldn't watch the following. We are so fvcked.
So the conversation goes something like this:
Bob: Hey William, can I grab a cold one from your frig?
William: Sure thing Bob, just grab one behind the jar of testicles.
Michigan transgender Muslim woman loses case against ex who she sued for throwing out jar of her former pair of testicles that she kept in the FRIDGE
A transgender Muslim woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for throwing away her testicles
Brianna Kingsley, 40, is seeking $6,500 after her former lover William Wojciechowski, 37, disposed of the surgically removed testicles
The body parts had been 'rotting' in his fridge for more than a year
So who the hell is in control of things at the White House?
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin transported to DC-area hospital for ‘emergent bladder issue’I wonder if the gall bladder will end up in someone's refrigerator.
Maybe, just maybe, if there are enough of us with courage, strength and resolve in our hearts, we will still enjoy this song in 5 years. - Sock Monkey
I thought Cops wore protective gloves while handling aGenius Award Winner.
Horny bloke found masturbating in library managed to escape cuffs due to slippy hands
Cops were called twice to the university library to reports a man was masturbating at a computer, but when they tried to apprehend Mark Coward, he gave them the slip at first
I'm sure they would rather have their husband and father back. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
14 years after the death of an Army Sgt. in Iraq, his widow and children walked into a brand new house—gifted to them in honor of his memory. The “Hero Home #27” was built through Operation Coming Home, a mission to help injured troops and families of fallen service members, and is located in Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina. “We thank God for everybody who had anything to do with it,” said Ava Bradley. “We appreciate everybody. Everybody.”
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Office Games.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. So far, so good about the NSA, FBI, CIA and WTF.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 11, 2024 10:00 PM (GIu0F)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 11, 2024 10:00 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bullets & beef? Food/gun thread crossover at February 11, 2024 10:00 PM (ZFdeh)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 11, 2024 10:01 PM (GIu0F)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:01 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Ciampino at February 11, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
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There can be a ceasefire, at least in Gaza, as soon as every member of Hamas is dead.
Posted by: Methos at February 11, 2024 10:02 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: From about that Time at February 11, 2024 10:02 PM (4780s)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 11, 2024 10:01 PM (GIu0F)
No shit my friend.
My damn pc has all of these pop ups about what is happening.
I hate the late great Toby Keith for giving us a loser broad singer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:03 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:03 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:04 PM (Angsy)
Good evening, everyone. No, no need to stand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:03 PM (MoZTd)
So you being the devout Catholic and Lent happens this week, what are you giving up?
I'm giving up empathy. And my thick skin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
Best one of the terrible lot was the Schwarzenegger commercial.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)
"I'm sorry, I was multi-tasking. Would you repeat the ask again please?"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: TRex at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:04 PM (Angsy)
I think Ace and his sponsors would frown upon that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Methos
We can still dream...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2024 10:06 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:04 PM (Angsy)
Screw you, Bub!
Posted by: Deer at February 11, 2024 10:06 PM (emlEe)
If your bladder is emerging, that's definitely an issue.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:07 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: TRex at February 11, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
So you being the devout Catholic and Lent happens this week, what are you giving up?
________
No, I'm a really crappy Catholic. But I'm trying to improve.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
Well, Horde prayer did its thing. She beat the odds and is more alert and talkative (she's got Alzheiners and is bedridden) than she has been in months.
Thanks, y'all.
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2024 10:09 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Hthe 7th, if you ever have the chance, get thee to the Shrine of the Most Blessed Sacrament in Hanceville, AL. Spent the weekend there - Not to be missed. Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:09 PM (SAX5G)
No idea how the Irish have gone totally bonkers
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
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I often think the Irish, in their native environment, are frequently totally bonkers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 11, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: STW at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (BAtz7)
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (IFNME)
TP, the OLD song said there was "moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst", so you're OK with moonshine.
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
1) Mahomes wins with a last second TD
2) Mahomes loses with a last second INT.
3) Field Goal and they milk another 30 minutes of ad time out of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (IFNME)
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My theory:
All the smart ones either died or escaped during the Potato Famine.
The rest-- inbred.
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:13 PM (Vabrb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (ZtIkv)
Great photo up top. Imitations of glory grow up to become glorious one day. Great tune behind it too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
I meant on the ONT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (Angsy)
Not if you are the people that get direct benefit from that $61B.
I see Boris Johnson is having a fit over Vlad calling him out for stopping a peace agreement early on during the Uke war.
This appears to be one of those items though that the FNM originally described as a good thing because they were told the Ukes were going to win. Now...especially after Vlad said it? Now its untrue...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
Listen to Michael Walsh on CutJibNewsletter Speaks.
He has a few ideas...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (gSZYf)
Moonshine or moonshine?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:07 PM (SAX5G)
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Definitely nothing from a bladder.
Posted by: Ciampino - I love vanilla so vanilla for the soul? at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
Outrageous!
Where’s the LGBT community where’s the ACLU?
Posted by: Rex B at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (lq7Sk)
But otherwise, thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)
What are the symptoms of monkeypox again?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:15 PM (ibTVg)
Not that it is a high bar of course...but the native born ones are nutters.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:16 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2024 10:16 PM (Cxf2D)
Is this the point in the game were both teams have to lip sync Swift songs for extra points?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:17 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (S6gqv)
I'll bet it all stems from his prostate cancer surgery. He had a catheter in and it caused a bladder then kidney infection.
And let's not get too excited about the care at Walter Reed, or whatever military hospital he is going to...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2024 10:16 PM (Cxf2D)
Please tell us who wins tomorrow, ok?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (fwDg9)
Cool! Thank you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
What was Cromwell's greatest achievement?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Except everything was expensive, you couldn't find a job unless you basically begged for one, those cool things to see all required you to have a car...which you couldn't afford, and the quaint places to live didn't have some things you might be used to like reliably running water or heat...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)
Pretty sure they folded serious care into the Bethesda network.
If you force yourself to be dispassionate there are a lot of signs we are an empire in decline.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:20 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
What was Cromwell's greatest achievement?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Answer: Getting head from a king....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:20 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2024 10:20 PM (LPplg)
Thoughts on social media fasts by Fr. John Kalchik:
http://tinyurl.com/2s3adxsk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:20 PM (Vabrb)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2024 10:14 PM (ZtIkv)
_________________________
Well, if someone lent it to you, it wasn't really yours in the first place, was it?
Oh, and good luck.
Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2024 10:20 PM (dIske)
Or Israel can just bomb the f**k out of the Palestinians. One of those two things.
Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Trying to stay warm tonight...my furnace failed today. Kinda tough when it's 9 degrees outside 😬
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (V02eN)
(sips beer)
Maybe, just maybe, if there are enough of us with courage, strength and resolve in our hearts, we will still enjoy this song in 5 years. - Sock Monkey
Ok. No problem. I like Styx.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (SYTee)
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The Kamala wave, it's catching.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (Foy17)
Except everything was expensive, you couldn't find a job unless you basically begged for one, those cool things to see all required you to have a car...which you couldn't afford, and the quaint places to live didn't have some things you might be used to like reliably running water or heat...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)
Details, details, details.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Helping the Stuarts shave, establishing that parliament was supreme partially housebreaking the Irish.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:22 PM (X0I7i)
Trying to stay warm tonight...my furnace failed today. Kinda tough when it's 9 degrees outside 😬
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (V02eN)
You got three dogs, COMM?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:22 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: James Taylor at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (MNhXM)
If your bladder is emerging, that's definitely an issue.
Posted by: mikeski
It's not his bladder.
https://youtu.be/EakFA2WWJWs?si=_SI4EyjKQEjAsvlZ
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: GWB at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (32nmx)
Helping the Stuarts shave, establishing that parliament was supreme partially housebreaking the Irish.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:22 PM (X0I7i)
See #64
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
What was Cromwell's greatest achievement?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)
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Either He dissolved the monasteries or he circumcised all the Cavaliers.
(would he have used HF to dissolve the monasteries, thus an alchemist of sorts?)
Posted by: Ciampino - I love vanilla at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company.
Posted by: The New Seekers at February 11, 2024 10:25 PM (SYTee)
What was Cromwell's greatest achievement?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)"
Some would say the New Model Army.
Others would say reducing the Irish population by about 50%.
Personally I like his speech dismissing the Long Parliament.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:25 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: TRex at February 11, 2024 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)
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Either He dissolved the monasteries or he circumcised all the Cavaliers.
(would he have used HF to dissolve the monasteries, thus an alchemist of sorts?)
Posted by: Ciampino - I love vanilla at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
See #64
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:26 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:21 PM (V02eN)
You're saying you don't have back-up heaters? In Colorado?!
Posted by: GWB at February 11, 2024 10:26 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2024 10:26 PM (GgJLQ)
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 11, 2024 10:26 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at February 11, 2024 10:27 PM (V5BDR)
Traditionally, such insanities were the norm from the Republic of Ireland (Southern Ireland), a socialist/communist enclave since the early 20th Century.
For Northern Ireland, this is a travesty, indeed.
I don't know how the woke tart got elected there. Bidenomics? Who the hell knows.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2024 10:27 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 10:28 PM (ZYX33)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
I see campuses dissolving under heavy B52 bombing. But thats just me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:25 PM (S6gqv)
Yes; That is a great speech.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:29 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2024 10:29 PM (GgJLQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
(a) Whoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both.
.. Joe Biden knew this stuff was in his garage .. guilty
This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't that statue.
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (X0I7i)
You know when some people are hired for jobs they have to pass a medical exam. I guess Secretary of Defense isn't that important a job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
We need to bring back decimation for college presidents, on PPV. A sport to really cheer on your college.
What's that saying? The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)
further the law as written is that way specifically to exclude intent to minimize wiggle room.
You fuck up classified docs you go away....cold war rules baby.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Boogie Boy at February 11, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 10:32 PM (0FoWg)
Between the masturbators, junkies, and drunks, do cops just hose out the back of their cruisers at the end of the day? Then spray it all down with Lysol.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
I asked for prayers for my BIL on the coffee thread.
Prayers up for your BIL. Sounds very discouraging. But God is always at work. Prayers for all of you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (JrYM1)
Call me.
Posted by: James Taylor at February 11, 2024 10:24 PM (SYTee)
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Blondie has entered the chat.
Posted by: Ciampino - Love you long tide at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
You know when some people are hired for jobs they have to pass a medical exam. I guess Secretary of Defense isn't that important a job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
[X] Black
[X] Politician
[X] Woke
[X] Fucked up and fell upwards in the scheme of things
[X] Don't need no stinkin' physical
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:29 PM (Ki//m)
My favorite line is "Ye have no more faith than my horse."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (S6gqv)
Professor Tan's description of this family as "devolution", as an evolutionary throwback
Are we not men?
Posted by: DEVO at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
He sounds like a great guy and I am sorry he is having such troubles. I will pray for him. You might consider sending the request to the 'ette who kindly coordinates the prayer list :
apaslo at sign hotmail.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:33 PM (Ki//m)
That's great, Fen. I'm doing an Internet fast except for links from email at work and, when my laptop is fixed, writing group contacts. I will miss the garden, hobby, and book threads.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 11, 2024 10:34 PM (f6sKx)
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 11, 2024 10:34 PM (MNhXM)
I didn't recall that, but it is pretty funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:34 PM (Ki//m)
Are you a vet? Is your middle name 'Woogie Bugle'?
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 10:34 PM (emlEe)
That supervisor better have everything ready for me
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 10:36 PM (fwDg9)
>>This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't that statue.
As was noted, the Naval guy who took a souvenir photo of the sub, was prosecuted and sent to the brink, even though the investigators knew and believed him when he said it was just a souvenir photo, they told him that it didn't matter what his intent was, the fact that he took the photo was sufficient to satisfy the statute.
Trump ended up pardoning him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2024 10:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Good for you! I almost always miss the books threads-well I didn't' today because I posted before church. I won't be able to next week because we're doing a Lenten study before the church service.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:37 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at February 11, 2024 10:37 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: DEVO at February 11, 2024 10:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Naples Yellow =
Come on people, you should know by now that there are RULES for conservative/republicans, and there are
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Prayers up again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
AMEN!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2024 10:39 PM (KglbO)
Not only did he steal documents, he destroyed original documents.
And it wasn't a one time event, the National Archives actually actually set up a sting to catch him red handed.
And yet, as you say, the POS Clinton Bag Man got off scott free.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2024 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2024 10:39 PM (5MuCQ)
What's that saying? The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)
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Drawing and quartering is showy and thought provoking.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:39 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2024 10:40 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:40 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: Tom Servo
When I am elected your King, I shall read it at once to Congress.
And make it so.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2024 10:40 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 10:40 PM (ZYX33)
Online meetings are one of the few things I hate more than meetings.
Posted by: banana Dream
________
You have to bring your own donuts to an online meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:41 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:25 PM (S6gqv)
Yes; That is a great speech.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:29 PM (Ki//m)
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So, that's where long pigs come from? Long Parliaments? I smoked Long Parliaments for a while .... strange, no bacon taste ....! Good tobacco.
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't know about that at February 11, 2024 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 10:42 PM (0FoWg)
Trump was a moment.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:43 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Hey Hey, My My at February 11, 2024 10:44 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Naples Yellow a
Maybe the Irish women were just too drunk to shake hands.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 10:44 PM (0FoWg)
I couldn't talk after a week of 'em.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:44 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 11, 2024 10:45 PM (f6sKx)
I am glad that his faith is important to him and that he will pray and have people praying for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:46 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:40 PM (V02eN)
Better than a lone blanket!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2024 10:46 PM (Angsy)
This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't that statue.
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2024 10:31 PM (RovqD)
The SC report said that Biden did all the things. Said no charges because of his age and forgetfulness and no jury would convict.
The WH and all the Lefties are busy saying that he's been exonerated and also he's not old and forgetful, and uh, something.
It's not like DOJ is going to say, oh, okay, he's NOT decrepit, we will charge him
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2024 10:46 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2024 10:47 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2024 10:47 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2024 10:47 PM (ufFY8)
I have heaters, plus a fireplace. I just don't feel like making a fire tonight....feeling too lazy...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 10:47 PM (V02eN)
"Because of this I rejoice"- Reading Philippians during Lent and it's about spiritual disciplines. Available from ChristianBook.com.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:48 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2024 10:48 PM (SYTee)
All the smart ones either died or escaped during the Potato Famine.
The rest-- inbred.
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)
Oh, I dunno. Check out Biden's family tree.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 11, 2024 10:49 PM (iODuv)
I have heaters, plus a fireplace. I just don't feel like making a fire tonight....feeling too lazy...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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That's a symptom of hypothermia.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:49 PM (Foy17)
I give up everything online each season of Lent. So this Wednesday. All news all sites everything. I'm a bit of an introvert so maybe that's why it's not hard for me. I find it very helpful and rewarding to just let go of it all. I read, spend more time with the family, reorient my self. I pick some religious text, church fathers, daily devotion to concentrate on.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2024 10:50 PM (5MuCQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2024 10:50 PM (4p0Xq)
35 So how do you think it's scripted?
1) Mahomes wins with a last second TD
2) Mahomes loses with a last second INT.
3) Field Goal and they milk another 30 minutes of ad time out of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:12 PM (S6gqv)
AND THE ANSWER IS:
First #3, Followed by #1!!! A perfect script!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 10:50 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:37 PM
I hope you have a very fruitful study, Fen.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 11, 2024 10:51 PM (f6sKx)
>>It's not like DOJ is going to say, oh, okay, he's NOT decrepit, we will charge him
The cherry on the sundae is that they have the meat puppet on tape telling his biographer, hey wait here, I have go downstairs to the garage to find the confidential documents he was referencing, then he comes back with the confidential documents and tells his biographer here they are and then begins reading from them into the tape.
I mean, it is what it is but that is beyond the pale of double standards.
They have this on tape, it's actually in the SC report.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2024 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 10:51 PM (0FoWg)
I am one of the ones who doesn't. I find it uninspiring to think of a songwriter who apparently writes so much about her relationship breakups. I contrast this with a great poet like John Wesley who wrote almost 9000 poems during his life time. We sang one today, "Christ whose Glory Fills the Skies." The words and music are glorious if you're a person of the Christian faith..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 10:51 PM (Ki//m)
It is an awful war, no question. Brutal, by Hamas's design.
I'm sure Mark has a better solution to save Hamas.
😬
A comic I had been enjoying, SinFest, after shedding some of its leftiness, and a long run denouncing prostitution, perversion, and pederasty, suddenly started on anti-Jewish themes with stereotypes worthy of the Nazis. Had to give it up. I'll miss Pooch most of all.
Ok, sorry for politicizing. Just hard when folks I like seem to be so misguided in the wake of Oct 7.
Posted by: mindful webworker - disappointed at February 11, 2024 10:52 PM (ZFdeh)
Posted by: Naples Yellow a
Maybe the Irish women were just too drunk to shake hands.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
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From the video, they were too ugly and I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't know about them at February 11, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2024 10:53 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Weak Geek asks, is that generic enough? at February 11, 2024 10:53 PM (p/isN)
https://t.ly/OCyug
I bought one from the church but it was only annotated.
PO'd me.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:53 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2024 10:54 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 10:54 PM (0FoWg)
So as a right-winger who's also a Chiefs fan, let me say, from the bottom of my heart.....
Blow me, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaahhhh.....
Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2024 10:56 PM (g0Y4p)
I am happy you have been validated.
Great work.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:57 PM (X0I7i)
wasn't on either side but thought it was a good game overall
defenses were both strong which makes for a boring game (I guess, not to me tho). then the end was pretty exciting!
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 11, 2024 10:57 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 10:57 PM (XeU6L)
So genocide is when the population are are massacring wantonly keeps growing do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 10:58 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Lirio100 at February 11, 2024 10:58 PM (I5U35)
In his defense, he's retarded.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2024 10:59 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: mindful webworker - disappointed
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Justifingly political. We are on the cusp, we are at a time where political solutions are just about exhausted.
Note the concern over who is to be Kalorama's puppet and not much concern when the leader of the world's second most powerful nation gives and hour of his time talking to the American people.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 10:59 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 11:00 PM (Y4Prd)
Yes, but not for that reason.
I tuned in after halftime. It seemed like a good game to me. Enough that I stopped reading my book to watch it exclusively. It helped that I was watching it on a DVR and started several minutes behind so had the option to mute commercials and jump past commentary between plays.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 11, 2024 11:01 PM (PmqP5)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2024 11:01 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: The Gay Agenda at February 11, 2024 11:01 PM (3UsVM)
They get you to cheer and jump up and down as the progressive millionaires and billionaires get richer.
All while giving you a mushroom stamp.
Posted by: Sorry this is ghey at February 11, 2024 11:01 PM (u3eOT)
Posted by: Eromero
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Fist bump.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Piccadilly Peccadillo at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (MB784)
Here's the hymn:
http://tinyurl.com/bp9e7ys6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (Ki//m)
No.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (Y4Prd)
In her defense, as a blow up doll her sexual life is rather sticky.
Posted by: sven at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (X0I7i)
The whole thing is a sham. I haven't cared in close to ten years about this thing. Certainly not since my daughter came along. Busier on the weekends, anymore.
HS ball is more interesting than that dog and pony show, anyway As long as the SEC exists (now with less Saban!) the NFL is a sideshow, anyhow.
Go, Vols!
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 11:02 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:03 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:03 PM (ZYX33)
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 11:04 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2024 11:04 PM (Ki//m)
"I have no idea who that was on the phone but I think he was speaking authentic frontier gibberish."
-- B. Netanyahu
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 11:04 PM (Y4Prd)
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
There's another more extensive photo update #229 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well
https://is.gd/qyDILz
Posted by: Ciampino - kitty kitty kitty at February 11, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 11:05 PM (Y4Prd)
I'm seeking accommodation on account of living with Mrs. F. the next few days will be impossible
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2024 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
If she was a pop tartlet 20 years ago she'd publicly make out with another pop tartlet to get all that juicy press coverage.
But in 2024 to get the same kind of cloying press you are going to have to chop off body parts and call yourself a boy and...she's got too much money to go that far...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 11:06 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 11, 2024 11:07 PM (3UsVM)
Men in tight pants playing with their balls...what's not to like?
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 11, 2024 11:07 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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What's up with you and the Mrs.?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:07 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 11:04 PM (emlEe
But less profitable. And back then, they could count on the next generation of young dudes tuning in, which they can't anymore.
Turning football into a chick thing made sense and I get why the NFL went that way.
Posted by: Not-a-US Senator Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2024 11:08 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:09 PM (fwDg9)
Men in tight pants playing with their balls...what's not to like?
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 11, 2024 11:07 PM (ibTVg)
Which are you, Barry, a tight end or a wide receiver?
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 11:09 PM (emlEe)
He's usually under center if you know what I mean
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 11, 2024 11:10 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 11, 2024 11:10 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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What's up with you and the Mrs.?
Posted by: Braenyard
The SF Fornicators lost the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 11, 2024 11:10 PM (R4t5M)
If you think Taylor Swift is distorting the social landscape, just remember the hysteria around
THE BEATLES!
Posted by: Zombie Ed Sullivan at February 11, 2024 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2024 11:11 PM (EEgXH)
Posted by: RickZ
Thanks RZ. I needed a good laugh and that there was a good one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:11 PM (ZYX33)
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 11:12 PM (emlEe)
Maybe his prostate is swollen, blocking his urethra?
This happened to Dad (who eventually died of prostate cancer) and he had to go to ER for catheterization to prevent his bladder bursting
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 11:14 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yes, I know the hymn. There's a bit of irony here, as the question came up over coffee with the geezers this week, 'Does the Episcopal Hymnal contain any of Wesley's hymns. Remarkably, I managed to remember the question, and look it up when I returned home.
The answer is 'Yes, dozens'. Now, the irony is that your link is to an Episcopal site.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:07 PM (Foy17)
===
Devoted 49ers fan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2024 11:16 PM (dhjwC)
Thank G_d for fucking marines!
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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As an aside, as one might guess from the apparent vinatge of the photo, it is a 48 star flag. The time before Hawaiian judges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:17 PM (XeU6L)
In fact, I baked a quiche as a nostalgic nod to the greatest decade.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2024 11:17 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 11, 2024 11:17 PM (V02eN)
Not that it is a high bar of course...but the native born ones are nutters.
Posted by: 18-1
Cannot wait to see what their reverse Sepoy Mutiny will look like.
*puts Flashman into read soon pile*
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 11, 2024 11:19 PM (DbOZf)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Bought one of those a few years back at a yard sale for $5.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:21 PM (ZYX33)
Devoted 49ers fan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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A little brandy may sooth her despair.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:21 PM (Foy17)
48 stars, my older brother and I could have been in that picture.
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2024 11:21 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - saturation situation at February 11, 2024 11:22 PM (ZFdeh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
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I have my Dad's. I never forget to run it up the mast on Flag Day, as that is also his birthday. It's getting frail, so I never leave it up very long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:23 PM (XeU6L)
If the jury followed their instructions.
Sentence is up to the judge.
Still, he is POTUS (coup or not) and he would have to be impeached for crimes priot to election first before that trial.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 11, 2024 11:24 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2024 11:24 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Bought one of those a few years back at a yard sale for $5.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
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*!*
I had no idea they could be had so cheaply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)
Cha-Ching!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2024 11:25 PM (EEgXH)
Posted by: T Swift at February 11, 2024 11:29 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:29 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2024 11:32 PM (LkLld)
1. The Russian have cut the fortress city of Adveevka in two.
2. The Ukrainian forces are massing for a counter attack, with the worst case of telegraphing their intentions since Burnside set up camp outside Fredericksburg.
3. Elsewhere, the Russians continue to very slowly push forward.
4. Resistance to conscription is starting to build in Ukraine.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 11, 2024 11:33 PM (3UsVM)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:34 PM (fwDg9)
Not even close.
Posted by: JackStraw
B-52s
Posted by: Don Black at February 11, 2024 11:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2024 11:35 PM (dhjwC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, stoopid iPad at February 11, 2024 11:37 PM (T/Lqj)
219 Mike Hammer @ 211-
48 stars, my older brother and I could have been in that picture.
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2024 11:21 PM (NxC5+)
The little bit we can see of the car in the background suggests an early 60's model, but that flag would only have been 3 or 4 years out of date, everyone still would have had them around..
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:37 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:34 PM (fwDg9)
~~~~
Joe Bastardi says the snow line is moving south a little. Here's the latest map:
http://tinyurl.com/2p8yz4y4
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (dhjwC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
It was a benefit yard sale. I had already put a nice donation in the jar and helped with the sale. They were asking $30 and I had looked at it so the gal running it told me to take it. I thought it might have been the flag when I was born, but I discovered Alaska beat me into this country by a couple weeks.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (ZYX33)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, stoopid iPad at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (c2mHj)
Posted by: Cicero
One of my streaming services has a channel that shows lots of racing. Short track mostly. Dirt and pavement. Also, drag racing, offroad racing, etc. I love it. Watched the World Series of Stock Car Racing at New Smyrna Speedway, FL. I am easily entertained. I don't fault or slam people watching what they watch. Life is short, enjoy what you can. Saw the Chiefs won. Didn't watch the SB so missed the awful, overhyped commercials. The game was close anyway. Watching the replay of the final round of the Phoenix Open now.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 11:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Eromero
One of the best bands ever, period.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 11:41 PM (sAmhv)
Not even close.
Posted by: JackStraw
* fist bump*
Who's REM
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:41 PM (ZYX33)
"My honey, my baby, don't put our love on a shelf!"
She said "Don't hand me no lines, and keep yo' hands to yo' self!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
Deadpool & Wolverine
https://youtu.be/uJMCNJP2ipI
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:42 PM (7A8Wd)
he took an actual 1960 JFK campaign ad and put his face in it
in black and white, original campaign jingle
very clever
Posted by: Don Black at February 11, 2024 11:43 PM (geLO8)
Used to watch the Speedvision channel religiously back in the day. WRC, BTCC, ATCC. Then they changed the name to just "Speed" and they went to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 11, 2024 11:43 PM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 11:43 PM (sAmhv)
This is just a dude what likes eating delicious food in Japan.
https://youtube.com/shorts/e-mROnRCz5s
Dude visits a Kirby video game themed restaurant.
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:44 PM (7A8Wd)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2024 11:45 PM (LkLld)
World marathon record holder Kelvin Kiptum, 24, 'dies in a car crash in Kenya', according to local reports... with his coach 'also killed in the accident'
https://mol.im/a/13072253
Posted by: Ciampino - Run Kelv Run at February 11, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Used to watch the Speedvision channel religiously back in the day. WRC, BTCC, ATCC. Then they changed the name to just "Speed" and they went to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Yea, those Touring car series are scattered among various streaming services. YTube has quite a bit. IMSA has a pretty good presence on YT and Peacock.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 11:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:47 PM (fwDg9)
And I REALLY miss Takeshi 's Castle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:48 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Skip
My favorite race! You can watch the whole 24 hours on the MotorTrend Channel or wait till its uploaded on YTube and watch it at a leisurely pace.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2024 11:49 PM (sAmhv)
Could be even worse; they might've messed up the bladder itself during the surgery, especially if it was one of those robot type of affairs. Or maybe a biopsy came back hot from something they saw and sampled during the surgery. Thinking that's what might be up with KCIII, they saw a mass around his bladder.
Berserker, are you around?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 11, 2024 11:50 PM (Vvh2V)
http://tinyurl.com/yswr4eaz
Is this a monkeypox variant or a small pox variant?
Posted by: Ciampino - var monkeypox as vir at February 11, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2024 11:48 PM (S6gqv)
Right you are,
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 11:52 PM (emlEe)
http://tinyurl.com/2p8yz4y4
Posted by: IrishEi
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Dropped 20 degrees here in the last 3 hours.
Cold front's coming.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:53 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Skip
My favorite race! You can watch the whole 24 hours on the MotorTrend Channel or wait till its uploaded on YTube and watch it at a leisurely pace.
Posted by: Puddleglum"
Went to Petiet Lemans at Road Atlanta some years back. Got to see a car flip end over end on the backstretch. I was just behind the camera in this vid, up on the hill. http://tinyurl.com/mrxatcej
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 11, 2024 11:54 PM (fv27Y)
Glenn Reynolds comments: "CHIEFS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. Is there anything Taylor Swift can’t do?"
As the man says...Heh!
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:54 PM (9MFFx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
http://tinyurl.com/yswr4eaz
Is this a monkeypox variant or a small pox variant?
Posted by: Ciampino - var monkeypox as vir at February 11, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
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Spread by disgruntled Eskimos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 11:56 PM (bo7UB)
http://tinyurl.com/ye289b7b
Posted by: Ciampino - when you stray from the true pass ... at February 11, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:57 PM (9MFFx)
Glenn Reynolds comments: "CHIEFS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. Is there anything Taylor Swift can't do?"
As the man says...Heh!
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:54 PM (9MFFx)
Stay with a guy for more than 6 months?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 11, 2024 11:57 PM (llON8)
In accepting this I must first than my parents, who raised me w/ some values so I didn't turn out a leftist idiot who hates the best country on the planet.
And of course gourmand du jour who so succinctly expressed the feelings of many here. He/she is a witty person who often posts some profound things here.
(Disclaimer: Not to imply anything like binary or trans or mentally ill, I repeat myself. I just don't know if it's a he or she.)
Posted by: Farmer at February 11, 2024 11:57 PM (55Qr6)
A. How are?
B. Iassume you noted that our EV buses are a failure...a very expensive failure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)
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When one is big and fat as he is so many things can go wrong.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2024 11:58 PM (Foy17)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
Look, fat, we both know it's Putin.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2024 11:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 11:59 PM (fwDg9)
FYI, Penske Porsche GTP won this year's Daytona 24.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (sAmhv)
http://tinyurl.com/ye289b7b
Posted by: Ciampino
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It is happening everywhere. Most of our fellowship building is now rented to a private school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (XeU6L)
Greta Thunberg wears Palestinian headdress as Swedish climate change activist attends banned anti-motorway protest in France
https://mol.im/a/13071555
Posted by: Ciampino - Put her ass in jail, it's ugly anyway at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (ZYX33)
A: Doin fine, thanks. How you doin?
B: Yeah. They were a big waste of money. They can't even get parts for them anymore!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2024 12:01 AM (fv27Y)
Private LA high school is forced to CLOSE claiming the hotel it used for classrooms is unsafe after being overrun with homeless people staying at the shelter inside the building
https://mol.im/a/13071307
Posted by: Ciampino - When the vagrants move in at February 12, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)
Greta Thunberg wears Palestinian headdress as Swedish climate change activist attends banned anti-motorway protest in France
https://mol.im/a/13071555
Posted by: Ciampino - Put her ass in jail, it's ugly anyway at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Why can't she protest in Israel, near a bulldozer.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2024 12:02 AM (llON8)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah, who could have guessed that City Council could be stupidly incompetent?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip"
It sure did! I used to take one of my cars to track days there. I was doing 140 on that back stretch and got passed by this bad boy. It's some sound close up like that! http://tinyurl.com/8aehff4p
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2024 12:03 AM (fv27Y)
Greta Thunberg wears Palestinian headdress as Swedish climate change activist attends banned anti-motorway protest in France
Posted by: Ciampino - Put her ass in jail, it's ugly anyway at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Now that she's a full-fledged idiot adult, Greta needs to be Rachel Corried.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Ghost of Ross Perot
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:05 AM (Foy17)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
I read that one of them lives in Atlanta? How do they manage that?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2024 12:06 AM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2024 12:02 AM (llON
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The road to Hell is paved with...
ME!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 12, 2024 12:06 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2024 12:02 AM (llON
Didn't read your comment but that Horde mind thingy . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2024 12:07 AM (emlEe)
http://tinyurl.com/228tbx3p
The second time they are caught you shoot them.
Posted by: Ciampino - When the illegals are not deterred at February 12, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 12, 2024 12:07 AM (lCaJd)
http://tinyurl.com/228tbx3p
The second time they are caught you shoot them.
Posted by: Ciampino - When the illegals are not deterred at February 12, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
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His punchcard is FULL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2024 12:09 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:14 AM (ZYX33)
Posted by: raimondo at February 12, 2024 12:15 AM (Iyrjf)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:16 AM (LkLld)
https://youtu.be/CSbImFVX39k?si=5iGe3osRvtzeOtqr
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 12:19 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:20 AM (ZYX33)
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Did I miss the International National Anthem too?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 12, 2024 12:20 AM (xw1WS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Bought one of those a few years back at a yard sale for $5.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 11, 2024 11:21
What's really tough is to find a 49 star flag. We have one at the museum I work at. only made for a few months between the admission of Alaska and Hawaii in 1959.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/13070007
Posted by: Ciampino - and we have to dot all eyes and cross all tees at February 12, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Greta Thunberg wears Palestinian headdress as Swedish climate change activist attends banned anti-motorway protest in France
https://mol.im/a/13071555
Posted by: Ciampino - Put her ass in jail, it's ugly anyway at February 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
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She was only a climate change activist to advance communism. Supporting "palestine" is a favorite hobby of the neo-communists.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 12, 2024 12:23 AM (xw1WS)
http://tinyurl.com/4re7tp9y
Posted by: JackStraw
Saw em live in the mid seventies. Them fellars put on a damn fine show.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:24 AM (ZYX33)
Which was also a favorite hobby of the old communists. The more things change...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 12:25 AM (sAmhv)
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Dumbshit. He could have just waltzed in over the southern "border" like all the other terrorists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2024 12:25 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 12:28 AM (tkR6S)
http://tinyurl.com/yuwdjn8c
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:28 AM (LkLld)
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Fenelon, what a good idea.
I will try that
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2024 12:29 AM (DpEcY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2024 12:29 AM (DpEcY)
Weekends are like this.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 12, 2024 12:32 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: raimondo
Probably the same reason your mom gave me her safe word before she earned my $17 last night.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2024 12:33 AM (o+rB0)
Not that it is a high bar of course...but the native born ones are nutters.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 10:16 PM (ibTVg)
If the brits had any sense at all, they would shitcan call-center Rishi, and make Nigel Farage PM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
With Bidenomics, that's worth $0.17, these days.
Shrinkflation, you know.
Or, the pool was COLD.
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2024 12:35 AM (e6UQI)
Saw them in a tiny band in Manchester, NH. Almost more in the band than in the audience. They were great.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:35 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:36 AM (LkLld)
Really fucking bizarre.
If anyone reads about a truck driver possibly being raped and murdered in his truck at a truck stop in Georgetown, Texas, send this post to the Fuzz. Weirdo is a beaner in a Ruan truck.
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2024 12:38 AM (bYdTS)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:40 AM (ZYX33)
of Biden in the "pool" with the little blonde "youngsters"...
I'm sure they're out there...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 12, 2024 12:40 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 12:41 AM (geLO8)
The surveillance state at work? Did you do something that you didn't know you did? I think that's how it works.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2024 12:41 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:42 AM (ZYX33)
There are no words.
"Is it not passing brave. To be a King* and ride in triumph through Persepolis?"
Marlowe; Tamerlane
*(Chef)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 12, 2024 12:43 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:44 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:46 AM (ZYX33)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 12:46 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Same here. You left out, weirdly, Bob Cummings.
Really odd cast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 12:47 AM (XeU6L)
Marlowe; Tamerlane
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OTOH, "Uneasy lies the head of the King"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 12:49 AM (XeU6L)
Really odd cast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Couldn't find that name in the grey matter. Recognized him. Too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:53 AM (ZYX33)
Posted by: Robert
Makes you wonder what his cargo is.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 12:42 AM (ZYX33)
On the road to ruin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 12:57 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 12, 2024 12:59 AM (NLIak)
Really odd cast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 12:47 AM (XeU6L)
Bob Cummings owned an Aerocar at one time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 01:00 AM (tkR6S)
Couldn't find that name in the grey matter. Recognized him. Too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Me either. Managed to recall 'Cummings', and looked up the TV show.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 01:00 AM (XeU6L)
grinding up the slopes and bursting the fence line at Occidental College in Pasadena and pouring across the campus with loudspeakers blaring..."WHERE IS OBAMA"S DORM ROOM!!!" Followed by Bear Spray and horizontal 10 gm percussive fireworks.
Yeah and then the Bear Spray on the way out crushing their security gates...
"I HAVE A DREAM..."
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 12, 2024 01:02 AM (TDvv2)
Tagline was, "You're gonna like this picture!"
How did Cummings' name happen to come up?
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 12, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 01:04 AM (ZYX33)
Posted by: KC Wolf
MH and I were both watching the 60's remake of Stagecoach. Cummings played a sniveling low life banker thief.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 01:07 AM (ZYX33)
So...is Travis Kelce getting the sloppiest blowjob of his life right now?
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2024 11:38 PM (c2mHj)
They're reporters, it's part of their job.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 12, 2024 01:07 AM (z+89e)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Is there any other kind?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 12, 2024 01:09 AM (3UsVM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 12, 2024 01:10 AM (ZYX33)
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White Buffalo, with Broson as Wild Bill Hickok. I think Slim Pickens may be in it also... yup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2024 01:12 AM (XeU6L)
We must...focus on OBAMA and drag him out into the light as it is he who yanks the chains on Biden.
We must expose him now...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 12, 2024 01:14 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2024 01:15 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 01:17 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 12, 2024 01:17 AM (TDvv2)
Obama was a figurehead, just like Biden. Someone was pulling his strings too.
I suspect it was the shadowy cabal of International Amish Bankers. Or maybe Bakers. But what do I know...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 12, 2024 01:19 AM (3UsVM)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:26 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:26 AM (fwDg9)
Her face alone ensures she will never get knocked up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 01:30 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2024 01:32 AM (njWTi)
Too old & lazy to type all that. What's the gist of it, please?
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw)
Chef, from South Park, dying. Horribly yet funny, because South Park.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 01:34 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:35 AM (fwDg9)
Short Flights and Long Drops!
Or, conversely. Buzzard Airlines.
Where all the passengers are Carrion.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
Thanks.
I don't care for remakes of classic movies. They're classics for a reason. Remakes almost always end badly.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 12, 2024 01:35 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
They are kinda a big deal up here.
http://tinyurl.com/3jwsya5w
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 12, 2024 01:36 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:26 AM (fwDg9)
Her face alone ensures she will never get knocked up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 01:30 AM (tkR6S)
Well, she is a form of weasel.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 12, 2024 01:38 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 12, 2024 01:39 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:42 AM (fwDg9)
We HAVE to prosecute Trump, he might win the election!
And no, there is obviously NOT a two-tier justice system, trust us!
Posted by: JB1000 at February 12, 2024 01:45 AM (NptO6)
Still think it will be a bait and switch at the Democrats Convention at latest.
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 01:49 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 02:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 02:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:24 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
They are kinda a big deal up here.
http://tinyurl.com/3jwsya5w
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief'
I had one, a little wooden-stick version I picked out of an old box at my grandfather's 5-and-10c store. It was cheap and literally rotted away after a few years, but I did have one.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:33 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 02:42 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:45 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:46 AM (OJ1IG)
I had to drive into & thru town this evening (during Teh Big Game) and streets were completely deserted.
Like the Twilight Zone, almost.
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2024 02:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 02:51 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:52 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2024 02:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT'
Oh, past about comment 100 someone started in on a rant about how the IDF was murdering a million children a day or something, and I think AoS let it go on, as it ran up the hit numbers on Super Bowl Sunday.
Anyway, have you ever tried to listen to Israeli 'rock'? It fucking sucks.
http://tinyurl.com/6kf4rmmw
Most of it sounds like Peter, Paul and Mary molesting a chicken.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:58 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 02:58 AM (OJ1IG)
How do YOU know what that sounds like ?
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 03:02 AM (T4tVD)
These guys aren't totally terrible but Coldplay likely sued them later.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 03:05 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: JT'
I knew a guy who told me. Also it's common knowledge among farmboys you put the chicken in a flour sack with a hole in it, and 'it' can't go all the way in. I mean eggs come out of there so it's big enough, just not all the way.
I'd love to say I'm totally making this up but I am not.
As an old factory hand I used to work with said, "Show me a farmboy says he ain't fucked a cow, I'll show you a goddam liar."
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 03:09 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)
http://tinyurl.com/m5shvrju
A lot of people don't realize Izzy had no real broadcast 'popular culture' well into the 2000s. State TV channels in B&W beginning in 1966, State controlled radio.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 03:19 AM (OJ1IG)
Posted by: JQ'
Hey, is what it is. That's by FAR not the grossest story I've heard from people working in factories. Human beings are kinda disgusting.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 03:21 AM (OJ1IG)
http://tinyurl.com/5chus276
'Givat a tahmoshet'
Interesting, worth a watch. Reminds me of the 'music videos' everyone made in the Balkan Wars.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 03:28 AM (OJ1IG)
Was just sayin' I thought the chicken thing was gross.
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