The Leftwing Media Says "Biden Has Dementia, <i>And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!</i>"

The Leftwing Media Says "Biden Has Dementia, And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!"

You think I'm kidding?

You think I'm shining you on?

Think again, friend-o: There is nothing shiny about me. I am sandpaper covered in coal-dust.

I'm sure you already know that the New York Times' first instinct was to Pivot to Republicans Pounce:

Luke Thompson is posting amusing tweets, in which he quotes a member of the partisan traitor media or a member of the traitorous Democrat Party, and then pronounces: "We have entered the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency." Referencing, of course, this sort of headline that would run in Pravda every harvest season:

THIS YEAR'S GRAIN HARVEST EXCEEDS ALL RECORDS AND ALL EXPECTATIONS

In celebration of this glorious abundance, the monthly bread allowance will be raised from four loaves to two

By the way: The guy he's quoting there is no mere Twitter rando. That squirrelly little twink says he's "Keith @nagy_minaj, Dem Press Sec on Capitol Hill."

We are entering the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency. https://t.co/Hf8rPqqzX5
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) February 9, 2024

Much like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Biden is "running circles around people one-third of his age!!!!" And long may the Kween reign over her Court!!!

Oh, wait, I just got an update: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died a few months after that claim was made.

We are entering the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency. https://t.co/GwX3D0oSUn
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) February 9, 2024

Allahpundit's favorite commentator Chris "Hotdogs" Hayes observes wisely: "He is the age he is." That's Kamala-esque.

Jonathan Chait, the nasty little Gollum shrimpdick who proudly proclaimed "I Hate George W. Bush" and saw his insignificant insect career take off because of it, saw things in Biden's performance that literally no one else did:

Erin Burnett: Biden not making sense and talking gibberish is his "brand."

Ahead of Biden's address, CNN Erin Burnett defends his "verbal cul-de-sacs" and how he "meanders into another story" as just "his brand for last 50 years."
She whines, "How is he supposed to overcome" how people see him now "when that is who he is?" pic.twitter.com/DJkkOuxNnl
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) February 9, 2024

ABC's "chief White House correspondant" Jonathan Karl decided he would just use the easier method of suppressing a story: He would just refuse to report on it completely.

Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
ABC's Chief Washington Correspondent @jonkarl hasn't tweeted about Joe Biden in days.
He focuses on Trump. And selling his own book.
This isn't journalism but activism.
Karl needs to resign in disgrace.

And of course: World's Worst Boss Joey Scarbuhls:

Biden defenders in press knocked back on their heels by Hur report. Quickly recovering, attacking Hur 'garbage.' Problem: Report's discussion of Biden memory seems to confirm what voters have seen with their own eyes. Makes defenders' job harder. But they are, of course, up to… https://t.co/rSdoXn6s0N
— Byron York (@ByronYork) February 9, 2024

Even this old coprophage is giving up:

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:39 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (xaFKb)

2 oh my

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (aQ25I)

3 Hello

Posted by: Heidi at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (OIFPS)

4 Think again, friend-o: There is nothing shiny about me. I am sandpaper covered in coal-dust.
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This sounds like a quote from Rich "Psycho" Giamboni.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (yjAVs)

5 Delusion from the Deep State.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

6 We've got the pounce. Seizing can't be far behind...

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (YQ4mh)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Why is KJP doing a different presser?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4Jz8umICE

Posted by: Heidi at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (OIFPS)

9 Chocolate Rations are UP, Comrades

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (/7Eaz)

10 Much like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Biden is "running circles around people one-third of his age!!!!" And long may the Kween reign over her Court!!!
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Yup. Dear Leader is "Strong Like Bull."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (yjAVs)

11 The US Media sucks neutered dog balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

12 >>>This sounds like a quote from Rich "Psycho" Giamboni.

yeah he wrote the first draft.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

13 The success of the Democratic Party and the GOPe means failure in the US of A.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (u82oZ)

14 Ahead of Biden's address, CNN Erin Burnett defends his "verbal cul-de-sacs" and how he "meanders into another story" as just "his brand for last 50 years."
She whines, "How is he supposed to overcome" how people see him now "when that is who he is?"

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Is she attacking his stutter?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

15 I don't find it hard to reconcile these two items:

1. Biden is mentally incompetent.

2. Biden runs circles around young Ivy League staffers.

Posted by: I've seen the Ivy League's output at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (UMHqX)

16 Allahpundit's favorite commentator Chris "Hotdogs" Hayes observes wisely: "He is the age he is." That's Kamala-esque.
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Hey, don't knock him too hard, Ace.

He ruled out the physically impossible, which is a pretty high standard for everyone in his crowd.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (yjAVs)

17 Jonathan Chait, the nasty little Gollum shrimpdick ...
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It doesn't matter what specific words follow that. The damage is done. Brutal. Cruel.

Excellent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (yjAVs)

18 The Leftwing Media Says "Biden Has Dementia, And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!"

I remember telling Woody Wilson, "Listen Fat, ice cream!"
Posted by Joe Bribe'm.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (G8h7g)

19 Warnock ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (Akjoo)

20 Accccctualllllly, showering with your teenage daughter is a great way to ensure her back is clean, thus avoiding the pain of teenage bacne.

Posted by: MFM at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (Geoni)

21 ... CNN Erin Burnett defends his "verbal cul-de-sacs" and how he "meanders into another story" as just "his brand for last 50 years."...
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"Even before he was demented, he was meandering and stupid" isn't the robust defense you think it is, Erin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (yjAVs)

22 My god, Kim Jong Un would be embarrassed by that excessive amount of a$$ kissing by the press.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (njExo)

23 Oh, wait, I just got an update: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died a few months after that claim was made.

Pretty sure I'm going to hell for how happy reading this sentence made me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (DRSnL)

24 Ahead of Biden's address, CNN Erin Burnett defends his "verbal cul-de-sacs" and how he "meanders into another story" as just "his brand for last 50 years."
She whines, "How is he supposed to overcome" how people see him now "when that is who he is?"

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And for most of those years both Democrats AND Republicans made sure he was far away from any real power because of that. Barry O and the Vote Fraud Gang decided they were smarter.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (eoQWY)

25 Memory lapses? The f*cking idiot can't get a complete sentence out without it being an unintelligible slurfest. Guys broken beyond repair at this point.

I wonder when Kamala will call an A25 on this feeble shitstain?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (eYF7X)

26 It's just hard to understand why the NYT would lead with their chins this way. They KNOW they are mocked for the pouncing and seizing cliche, but they do it anyway. Good God, at least find some new synonyms. Stop beclowning yourselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

27 The guy he's quoting there is no mere Twitter rando. That squirrelly little twink says he's "Keith @nagy_minaj, Dem Press Sec on Capitol Hill."
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I think that Keith guy was being sarcastic in saying that Biden runs rings about Ivy league graduates. The "checks notes" quip kinda gave it away for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

28 I saw Little Gollum Shrimpdick open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

29 "He confused Machrohh from Mitterohh" - Jake Tapper is fucking douche.
Pardon the French.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (v0R5T)

30 It's kind of enjoyable watching the media immoral themselves on the pyre that is Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (zssUw)

31 Nothing to see here move along...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (Akjoo)

32 >>Warnock ? Seriously ?

Governor Stacey Abrams is gonna be pissed that she didn't make the list.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (/7Eaz)

33 @RichardGrenell
ABC's Chief Washington Correspondent @jonkarl hasn't tweeted about Joe Biden in days.

He focuses on Trump. And selling his own book.

This isn't journalism but activism.

Karl needs to resign in disgrace.
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It is journalism, Rick, and you know it. This is who journalists are. This is what they do. They are the scum of the earth and most of them are stupid to boot.

Remember the axiom: no matter how much you hate journalists, you do not hate journalists enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (yjAVs)

34 Oh, wait, I just got an update: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died a few months after that claim was made.

Pretty sure I'm going to hell for how happy reading this sentence made me.

Posted by: Jordan61

I'll save you a seat on the crosstown express.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (G8h7g)

35 "Even before he was demented, he was meandering and stupid" isn't the robust defense you think it is, Erin.

Shhhhhh. She's rolling.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (CsUN+)

36 ++++
"Even before he was demented, he was meandering and stupid" isn't the robust defense you think it is, Erin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (yjAVs)

Erin ruined her reputation, whatever it was, with that interview of Zelensky where she was moments away from dropping to her knees and unzipping his fly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Biden defenders in press knocked back on their heels by Hur report. Quickly recovering, attacking Hur 'garbage.' Problem: Report's discussion of Biden memory seems to confirm what voters have seen with their own eyes. Makes defenders' job harder. But they are, of course, up to ...
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It only makes it harder if:
1. You believe there are limits to lying
2. You have any personal qualms about lying

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (yjAVs)

38 Bill Kristol: "There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

Ever heard of an "own goal", Bill?

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (njExo)

39 Hur didn't bring charges b/c of Biden's mental competence. So, if Biden's defenders are all correct, and he is mentally competent, doesn't that mean they agree charges should be brought?

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (ky+MF)

40
Pretty sure I'm going to hell for how happy reading this sentence made me.

Posted by: Jordan61

I'll save you a seat on the crosstown express.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (G8h7g)

There will be bacon!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Chocolate Rations are UP, Comrades
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (/7Eaz)
......

Beet production is at an all time high.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (v0R5T)

42 This will be buried and Joe will be assigned back to the basement...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)

43 That fat slob Bill Kristol forgot to include Andrew Gillum

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

44 @BillKristol
"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."
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LOL.

Rock-ribbed conservative Bill Kristol thinks the like of Whitmer, Newsom and Raimondo are good choices for President.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (yjAVs)

45 33 It is journalism, Rick, and you know it. This is who journalists are. This is what they do. They are the scum of the earth and most of them are stupid to boot.

Remember the axiom: no matter how much you hate journalists, you do not hate journalists enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (yjAVs)

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"Ideal journalism" was when they had enough of a separation from the rest of the public to hide the fact that they were partisan dullards with precise elocution on one of three television channels.

It's the only point in history when newspapermen and their ilk were held in any respect, and it was all a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

46 Let's be honest, Biden has always been dim witted. He has always been nonsensical. He has always told lies and falsehoods. The only difference now is it is a little slower and not as loud and he can't really move. Mentally, I think he is about the same as he was 25 years ago.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

47 immolate

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (geLO8)

48 It's just a stutter you H8ERS!!

Posted by: Paul (probably) at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (bWsRe)

49 44 LOL.

Rock-ribbed conservative Bill Kristol thinks the like of Whitmer, Newsom and Raimondo are good choices for President.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (yjAVs)

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Let's be fair on Raimondo:

She's going to end up the reason that Chevron doctrine dies. That's a real conservative victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

50 Can we call the Pope to testify whether Biden shit his pants at the Vatican?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (FjX4/)

51 44 @BillKristol
"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."
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LOL.

Rock-ribbed conservative Bill Kristol thinks the like of Whitmer, Newsom and Raimondo are good choices for President.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (yjAVs)
________

See my comment above. What about Andrew Gillum???

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

52 It's just hard to understand why the NYT would lead with their chins this way. They KNOW they are mocked for the pouncing and seizing cliche, but they do it anyway. Good God, at least find some new synonyms. Stop beclowning yourselves.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

Its groupthink. The Liturgy must be stated in the same way every time or it isn't the litugy.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (eoQWY)

53 "Ideal journalism" was when they had enough of a separation from the rest of the public to hide the fact that they were partisan dullards with precise elocution on one of three television channels.

It's the only point in history when newspapermen and their ilk were held in any respect, and it was all a lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Beautiful.

"Partisan dullards with precise elocution" is a wonderful description.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

54 Sheesh.
It's one thing to control the press and have them spout hour bullsh*t. But jeez dems, you're not supposed to believe it yourself.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (W/lyH)

55 @TheBabylonBee 4h
Biden Proves Healthy Cognition By Flawlessly Reciting All The Sounds Animals Can Make https://buff.ly/2NXMQTy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

56 As I posted on the last thread and was willowed, I believe Biden to be a cross between Andropov (personality) and Chernenko (health and history as a gray, undistinguished lifelong Party functionary). We are all Kremlinologists now, as @JoeM and a sock (are we in Russia now) posted.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (7B5FA)

57 =======

Let's be fair on Raimondo:

She's going to end up the reason that Chevron doctrine dies. That's a real conservative victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

Didn't she used to post here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Let's be honest, Biden has always been dim witted. He has always been nonsensical. He has always told lies and falsehoods. The only difference now is it is a little slower and not as loud and he can't really move.

Well, that and the fact that he has control of our nukes.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (CsUN+)

59 Hur didn't bring charges b/c of Biden's mental competence. So, if Biden's defenders are all correct, and he is mentally competent, doesn't that mean they agree charges should be brought?
Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (ky+MF)
......

Don't get all logical on us, OK?

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

60 have they called President Grandpa 'stunning and brave' yet, for continuing to work even though his brain is mostly mayonnaise at this point?

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (geLO8)

61 He goes out and gives a news conference where he proves without a doubt that he is suffering from dementia and we get this shit from the "media."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Akjoo)

62 Justice Thomas said it best when asked what Biden was talking about:

"Who the hell knows."

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (sX1BW)

63 19 Warnock ? Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (Akjoo)

What. Andrew "Gay Crackwhore" Gillum was too busy?

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (sm6Pk)

64 See my comment above. What about Andrew Gillum???
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
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His anal kegels are no longer sufficient to prevent continuous leakage, so he he'll have too much trouble on stage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (yjAVs)

65 Coprophage is such a wonderful word. A high-brow way to describe terrible people.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (CwhoI)

66 Raimondo seems like some sort of human-insect hybrid. Is she really real?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (FjX4/)

67 It's like the movie "The Death of Stalin"

Oops. Too Soon?

Posted by: Derak at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (xXlxF)

68 Bill Kristol providing comfort to democrats in there time of need. Such a proud legacy 👏

🚢 🛳

Posted by: Magic 8 ball at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (v5S+t)

69 The Erin Burnett excuse is laughable. Go back to footage of him in the 80s or 90s. He was a dullard, but he didn't stutter and her was mentally there. Today he's still a dullard but he has no clue where he is. To suggest he's always been this was is beyond fucking Pravdaeque.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (bWsRe)

70 you no nooding bastages

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (AcWfM)

71 Gina... Raimondo?! One of our trolls might run for president?!

Posted by: pookysgirl does not have enough popcorn for this at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (dtlDP)

72 I just said Shapiro in the dead thread!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (AcWfM)

73 And from the Obama compound in DC Big Mike shakes his dick in Bidumb's direction.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (CecP5)

74 They've got a point: a person who has memory lapses can't consent to the pouncing.

Posted by: Tom Perry at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (MX0bI)

75 Wow. That Bill Kristol guy isn't very bright, is he?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (Wnv9h)

76 Gina... Raimondo?! One of our trolls might run for president?!
Posted by: pookysgirl does not have enough popcorn for this at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (dtlDP)
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I dare you to find the difference between Joe Biden and one of our trolls.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (yjAVs)

77 Hey Madcow, falling over is not riding a bike.

The more you know.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (17s+e)

78 Well, that and the fact that he has control of our nukes.

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Biden doesn't control anything. I don't know who has control ... other than the System ... but it ain't Biden.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

79 Saw Gollum Shrimpdick open for Hootie and The Blowfish in Portland back in '00.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (eYF7X)

80 Verbal cul-de-sac ??? LOL!!

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (V13WU)

81 Does Kristol still say he's a conservative or Republican?

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (bWsRe)

82 Verbal cul-de-sac ??? LOL!!
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (V13WU)
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Evolutionary cul-de-sac.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (yjAVs)

83 Is there another Raimondo that the troll?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (zssUw)

84 There was a nood......

324 Nood - all centered

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (aQ25I)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

85 78 Biden doesn't control anything. I don't know who has control ... other than the System ... but it ain't Biden.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

Knowing how Demoncrats like to operate, there probably isn't just one man at the top.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (sm6Pk)

86 I just said Shapiro in the dead thread!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (AcWfM)

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There was a nood but it was way the hell up at post 324. That thread carried on for another 30 comments.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

87 KJP and the Media: Everyone makes gaffes!

Me: Yes. But most people quickly catch their 'gaffes' and correct themselves. Biden confuses Mexico and Egypt and keeps going full speed without ever correcting himself.

Me: Everyone does not have the nuclear codes.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (5fDan)

88 A big butt requires a deep bench.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

89 Come for the smart military blogging, stay for the vocabulary expansion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (EEgXH)

90 For a second I thought the guy on MSNBC was Maddow. They're sorta morphing into the same face.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:52 PM (bWsRe)

91 6 Raimondo seems like some sort of human-insect hybrid. Is she really real?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (FjX4/)
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I actually had to google her. I thought she might be some obscure governor. Not even that. Fat Billy was really reaching deeeeeeep into the bowels of Democrap politics to pull up her name as a good candidate for President of the USA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

92 >>It's just hard to understand why the NYT would lead with their chins this way.

in the walled-off world where the NYTimes exists, with its true believers and sycophants, everything it prints is precisely correct and beyond question or debate, and agreed upon by the right people

the Times thinks the world is Manhattan

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (geLO8)

93 but yeah - they could pull Shapiro

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (AcWfM)

94 Biden's version of Stump the Chump:

B: Okay Jack, what's the flavor of purple?

Aide: Uh, grape?

B: No, the, thing. The color.

Aide: What's the flavor of purple?

B: I eat crayons all the time. I'm not joking!

Aide: I'm sorry, I thought this was a meeting on foreign relations.

B: Idiot. Jack.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

95 Wow. That Bill Kristol guy isn't very bright, is he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (Wnv9h)

Ahoy polloi!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

96 50. Can we call the Pope to testify whether Biden shit his pants at the Vatican? - Pudinhead

I've got the Pope on speed-dial, so I rung him up, and I asked that question. He was, as always, slippery in his response, only saying that "people who shit their pants are more to be pitied than censured".

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (njExo)

97 Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

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Spoken like a true CONSERVATIVE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (17s+e)

98 Jesus Fucking Christ already. Fuck the press. Heinous motherfuckers are literally berating POTUS to his face. Grow some fucking balls and do the same thing to Trump, you miserable fucks.

I can't imagine TFG standing up and answering those questions like Biden did tonight! He'd have his thugs there in full Trump regalia beating them. President Biden has big balls and TFG is a lying pussy ass!

so what are you saying only male body parts = courage? truly sexist nonsense

that barrage by the Presidential press squad was horrific. They have spent their lives gaining that position, and they are gonna do whatever pleases their Republican Owners to keep that position.

they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

He should have waited a day, and sent only his impactful written release tonight. His stuttering has an impact and it takes him a bit longer to prepare an impactful speech. He was upset and he is prone to gaffes when he is upset. I know he wanted his "Johnny get angry" moment, but his mild speech issues hindered it a bit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

99 Does Kristol still say he's a conservative or Republican?

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I think he identifies as a douche-bag, but I'm not sure if that is a he douche-bag, she douche-bag, or they douche-bag. Maybe check his twitter label.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (sX1BW)

100 Biden doesn't control anything. I don't know who has control ... other than the System ... but it ain't Biden.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

Knowing how Demoncrats like to operate, there probably isn't just one man at the top.

Would you say it's a Politburo, or more of a Central Committee?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)

101 Some say Biden is like a Roomba on stage. I think he's more like a Dalek, a super being in his own mind, going around yelling "Exterminate" but being baffled and stopped by stairs.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (CecP5)

102 Kristol is Jonah but without the obese factor.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (bWsRe)

103 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs

Clinton ones are being awfully quiet. if Shapiro is the guy, that's the Clinton group

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (AcWfM)

104
they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

Okay, that ones priceless

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (Akjoo)

105 Jesus Fucking Christ already. Fuck the press. Heinous motherfuckers are literally berating POTUS to his face. Grow some fucking balls and do the same thing to Trump, you miserable fucks.

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Yeah dude. The press treated and continues to treat Trump with kid gloves.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (bWsRe)

106 "Sandpaper covered in coal dust" that ain't shiny at all.

It's not chrome, either

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (xcxpd)

107 Jesus Fucking Christ already. Fuck the press. Heinous motherfuckers are literally berating POTUS to his face. Grow some fucking balls and do the same thing to Trump, you miserable fucks. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)
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Tell me you've never seen a Trump press conference without telling me that you've never seen a Trump press conference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (yjAVs)

108 When was the last time Portly Cap'n Bill said something even remotely conservative? And how many people does he influence?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (zssUw)

109 Whoopi Goldberg was in the flavor purple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

110 97 Spoken like a true CONSERVATIVE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (17s+e)

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To be in opposition to Donald Trump is to be conservative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

111 Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

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Atomic Tranny Dogboy FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (B95fm)

112 I saw the Old Coprophages open for the Butthole Surfers at a music festival in West Hollywood in '96.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (EEgXH)

113 Tom Elliott is pretty cool.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (npwPn)

114 Bill Kristol: I spent decades married to a woman, told all my friends how much I loved wrecking that puthy. Now that I've come out, I let everyone know how much I love the peener. Shove it up my arse, slide it into my mouth. I love it, love it, love it!!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (kz1AU)

115
Would you say it's a Politburo, or more of a Central Committee?

More like Rand's "Conspiracy of Cockroaches".

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (CecP5)

116 ... they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)
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This is why the show goes on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (yjAVs)

117 The way Joe Biden licks an ice cream cone is spectacular. Same for his puddin spoon. Never seen anyone do either better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (17s+e)

118 112 I saw the Old Coprophages open for the Butthole Surfers at a music festival in West Hollywood in '96.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (EEgXH)

hard pass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (xcxpd)

119 Kalorama is going for a two-fer. They will use age as an excuse for Joe and a knife for Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (vf7x3)

120 Jonathan Karl should ask his famous Obama question to Biden, "Mr President what enchants you about your job?" Biden "I chant for Beau everyday, and ice cream, Trump sucks, abortion , nap time"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (EeR8D)

121 factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs

Clinton ones are being awfully quiet. if Shapiro is the guy, that's the Clinton group
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There's a California Pelosi, Newsome faction.

Posted by: Magic 8 ball at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (v5S+t)

122 ... He should have waited a day, and sent only his impactful written release tonight. His stuttering has an impact and it takes him a bit longer to prepare an impactful speech. He was upset and he is prone to gaffes when he is upset. I know he wanted his "Johnny get angry" moment, but his mild speech issues hindered it a bit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)
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This guy not only used the stupid non-word "impactful," he did so *twice.* No wonder he thinks that Biden merely has a "stutter." He's clearly a dumbass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (yjAVs)

123 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs

Agree. The game is for Biden to make an alliance with one of the others. Thus, Kalorama + Biden or Clinton + Biden. This is a well-known stratagem for smaller nations trying to protect themselves from larger ones.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (CsUN+)

124 94 Biden's version of Stump the Chump:

B: Okay Jack, what's the flavor of purple?

Aide: Uh, grape?

B: No, the, thing. The color.

Aide: What's the flavor of purple?

B: I eat crayons all the time. I'm not joking!

Aide: I'm sorry, I thought this was a meeting on foreign relations.

B: Idiot. Jack.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

LOL

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (npwPn)

125 Lol Trump like ramblings.

It's literally the reason they gave so they wouldn't prosecute him for the same shit they are prosecuting trump.

Dems are so boxed in on this one.

Moar popcorn.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (OiAR7)

126 "I can't imagine TFG standing up and answering those questions like Biden did tonight! He'd have his thugs there in full Trump regalia beating them. President Biden has big balls and TFG is a lying pussy ass!"

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)
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Their version of "TFG" (DJT) is completely different from my own version of "TFG" (BHO)....Though they do confirm that "TFG" is a "lying pussy ass"...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (7fElN)

127 I continue to believe the DU Transmissions are just trolling. Nobody could be that stupid and blindingly ignorant, can they?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

128 >they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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it's frightening to contemplate that these people are allowed to vote

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO8)

129 Bet the backstabbing inside 1600 Penn Ave is epic. I'd pay to see it.

Several dozen aids, staffers and operatives all trying to figure out who to back on any given day. It's gotta' be tiring.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (Q4IgG)

130 What does Joe have to do to get his dementia acknowledged--drop trou on stage and take a dump?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (zssUw)

131 Can someone please take all these talking heads words and dubb them over Bagdad Bob footage

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (OiAR7)

132 I saw Lying Pussy Ass open for Pussy Riot at The Gulag in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Agree. The game is for Biden to make an alliance with one of the others. Thus, Kalorama + Biden or Clinton + Biden. This is a well-known stratagem for smaller nations trying to protect themselves from larger ones.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (CsUN+)
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Biden is Kalorama.

Or perhaps "was" Kalorama. I guess we might be in the process of finding out. If he's being cut from Kalorama, though, then his own faction is preposterously weak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (yjAVs)

134 Best part is this mean old asshole wanted to president all his life and now he's screwed the pooch.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

135 128 >they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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it's frightening to contemplate that these people are allowed to vote
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO

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It's frightening to contemplate that these people think that they are informed about current events and politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

136 We are entering the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency.

LOL!!

Yep, we are indeed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sAmhv)

137 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs

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The three factions and their weakness and strengths:

Obama Faction - likely happy to just enjoy the trappings of being loved and rich, but has the lefty base and white guilt suburbia plus Michelle waiting in the wings.

Biden Faction - no real leader (its not Jill), but they do have control of the Exceutive Branch.

Clinton's - old and decrepit, but ruthless - they know where the bodies are buried and aren't afraid to bury them.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

138 >>>"Age matters. Which is why Biden's age is his superpower."

Ageists!

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (npwPn)

139 128 >they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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it's frightening to contemplate that these people are allowed to vote
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO

There is a large faction of leftists who think the MSM is conrolled by the Koch brothers and other "right wingers".

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (bWsRe)

140 Does Kristol have anything other than a hate reader?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (zssUw)

141 To be in opposition to Donald Trump is to be conservative.
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Hey, I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Grouchy Blogo at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (v5S+t)

142 One of the amazing things about this is that the WH had months and months to prepare for the release of the report - even before they were provided an advance copy/draft of it and tried to redline it. And yet they called an impromptu presser for ... THAT.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (bNf8H)

143 Biden is Kalorama.

Or perhaps "was" Kalorama. I guess we might be in the process of finding out. If he's being cut from Kalorama, though, then his own faction is preposterously weak.

My point.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (CsUN+)

144 103 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs

Clinton ones are being awfully quiet. if Shapiro is the guy, that's the Clinton group
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (AcWfM)

Clinton faction basically lost all of their juice the moment Shrillary Killary turned into a sack of potatoes.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (sm6Pk)

145 Clinton's - old and decrepit, but ruthless - they know where the bodies are buried and aren't afraid to bury them.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

The Clintons are yesterday's news. Bill is decrepit and Hillary's a 2 time loser. And everyone involved with them is also old. They're no longer relevant.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (bWsRe)

146 122 ... He should have waited a day, and sent only his impactful written release tonight. His stuttering has an impact and it takes him a bit longer to prepare an impactful speech. He was upset and he is prone to gaffes when he is upset. I know he wanted his "Johnny get angry" moment, but his mild speech issues hindered it a bit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)
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This guy not only used the stupid non-word "impactful," he did so *twice.* No wonder he thinks that Biden merely has a "stutter." He's clearly a dumbass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:56 PM (yjAVs)
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Three times, bro! Obama's last encounter with his dead cook was pretty impactful too! See my comment above. I think this DU stuff is just trolling or some AI-generated glop.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

147 Would you say it's a Politburo, or more of a Central Committee?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)

I've posted before that I believe no one is in charge. There may be some messaging from the White House about 1-2% of what's going on, but 98-99% of what happens in Washington is just bureaucracies operating on their own devices without any central direction at all. The President does not communicate with his Cabinet: the Buttigieg maternity leave proved it, but Austin going AWOL (when he's one-half of the National Command Authority for nuclear launches) made it obvious for everyone to see. Reagan famously didn't recognize one of his Cabinet secretaries; I doubt that Biden could even name half of them, let alone recognize them in a meeting. It is all just operating on autopilot.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (7B5FA)

148 123 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs
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These are all East Coast Mafia. There has to be West Coast and Midwest Mafia in on the decision making.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (FjX4/)

149 To be in opposition to Donald Trump is to be conservative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
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And this is, in a way, true.

If you're looking to "conserve" is the corrupt, double-dealing system of American politics and its various sinecures and power games, then opposition to *any* outsider is the "conservative" position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (yjAVs)

150 Pouncing on Biden's memory lapses... Joe"So where did I leave the nuclear codes ? "

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Akjoo)

151 that barrage by the Presidential press squad was horrific. They have spent their lives gaining that position, and they are gonna do whatever pleases their Republican Owners to keep that position.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

Republican Owners? Holy cow, what alternate dimension are these guys living in?

Posted by: pookysgirl wants what DU is smoking at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (dtlDP)

152 I'll add that the Biden faction clearly has aligned with the Neocons and the McConnell side. If there is a California faction of Newsome and Pelosi, they are probably more like the Biden faction. As it is really just about self-enrichment more than anything else.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (sX1BW)

153 Geezers ~~rule~~ drool!

Posted by: Erin Burnett at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Q4KYm)

154 I enjoy watching them seek the clean end of the turd with which to pick it up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (MeG8a)

155 ---------------
These are all East Coast Mafia. There has to be West Coast and Midwest Mafia in on the decision making.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (FjX4/)

What about the Amish Mafia?

Posted by: Lebanon Levi at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

156 The word of the days is.....IMPACTFUL. Pass it on.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (bWsRe)

157 Clinton's - old and decrepit, but ruthless - they know where the bodies are buried and aren't afraid to bury them.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

The Clintons are yesterday's news. Bill is decrepit and Hillary's a 2 time loser. And everyone involved with them is also old. They're no longer relevant.

Or....perhaps the Clintons have teamed up with the Pelosi faction...
*commences with the thumbtacks and yarn*

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (CsUN+)

158 Wait, the DU stole another euphemism for The DogEater -- TFG -- from us and using it for Trump.

Next you'll be telling me they'll steal my description of them the past several years -- a Death Cult -- and call the right that.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (B95fm)

159 147 I've posted before that I believe no one is in charge. There may be some messaging from the White House about 1-2% of what's going on, but 98-99% of what happens in Washington is just bureaucracies operating on their own devices without any central direction at all. The President does not communicate with his Cabinet: the Buttigieg maternity leave proved it, but Austin going AWOL (when he's one-half of the National Command Authority for nuclear launches) made it obvious for everyone to see. Reagan famously didn't recognize one of his Cabinet secretaries; I doubt that Biden could even name half of them, let alone recognize them in a meeting. It is all just operating on autopilot.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (7B5FA)

Leviathan is huge enough that it slithers on, all by itself.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (sm6Pk)

160 It's bottom line impacts, all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (4I/2K)

161 I think many Democrats, and their allies in the media, think they're going to pull off something like the climactic final scene from the movie El Cid, where El Cid's body is strapped upright on his horse, and sent through the gates in a final desperate charge, which completely terrifies the Moors, leading to a miraculous victory.

Delusional. Clinically delusional.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (njExo)

162 130 What does Joe have to do to get his dementia acknowledged--drop trou on stage and take a dump?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:57 PM (zssUw)

Chew on Dr. Jill's hand while she's giving a speech from a podium?

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 03:02 PM (npwPn)

163
>>>"Age matters. Which is why Biden's age is his superpower."

What is his Kryptonite?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

164 looks like big money (Wallstreet) is not crazy about biden; they think they can do better with someone else

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (V13WU)

165 What does Joe have to do to get his dementia acknowledged--drop trou on stage and take a dump?

Posted by: Northernlurker
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Did you see Joe Biden last night?!?!? I mean that dump was presidential. He didn't care who saw it. Showed Joe is his own man. Hey and the way he held the squat until he was done drizzling, he is no ordinary 80 year old. My money says Putin couldn't perform like that. Joe was just magnificent!!

Posted by: THE MEDIA at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (17s+e)

166 Several dozen aids, staffers and operatives all trying to figure out who to back on any given day. It's gotta' be tiring.
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When MOPtop, got this simp to go out front and shovel this shit, there was an audible BOOM HEADSHOT!!! 💥 stinger played in the Whitehouse com system. They are larping Counterstrike...

Posted by: Grouchy Blogo at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v5S+t)

167 The Clintons are yesterday's news. Bill is decrepit and Hillary's a 2 time loser. And everyone involved with them is also old. They're no longer relevant.

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I tend to agree they are less relevant. I'm not sure they are completely irrelevant. But Chelsea can't carry on the family legacy.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (sX1BW)

168 There's only one gap wider than the one that exists between reality and those at DU.

(There it is, fellas. The softball. Take it away.)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (KbCG3)

169 The Leftwing Media Says "Biden Has Dementia, And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!"
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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It seemed last night that we were still at the "It's not happening stage"

But are we skipping the "it's minimal/temporary" stage?

And we're actually at the "In a way it's kinda good" stage?

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2)

170 Gross misuse of "impact" and its fake derivative "impactful" is rooted in being unable to distinguish between "effect" and "affect" and, not wanting to look stupid, using the wrong word entirely.

DU dumbass meant "give an effective speech." But he's a dumbass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (yjAVs)

171 Warnock ? Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (Akjoo)

Careful, Donna, he's not opposed to slapping around a woman who gets too uppity.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (w/hlD)

172 "And in other news, Donald Trump will be charged with mishandling the classified documents found in Joe Biden's garage..."

Posted by: cpurick at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (lNjg1)

173 "Send lawyers, ballots, and Depends, I think I shit my pants!"

Posted by: Spongebrain in Chief at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (y5D4X)

174 >>What is his Kryptonite?

Risers.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (/7Eaz)

175 What about the Amish Mafia?
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They have no teeth.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (FjX4/)

176 Three times, bro! Obama's last encounter with his dead cook was pretty impactful too! See my comment above. I think this DU stuff is just trolling or some AI-generated glop.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I think AI is too intelligent to write most of the drivel I see at DU.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

177 Do you think they have a color-coded warning system at the White House? You know, a sign board with green/amber/red, depending on how lucid the President is at any given moment?

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (geLO8)

178 What is his Kryptonite?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

Children. Especially their hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (w/hlD)

179 What is his Kryptonite?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)
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Stairs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (yjAVs)

180 Much like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Biden is "running circles around people one-third of his age!!!!" And long may the Kween reign over her Court!!!
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Lest we forget:

“Hunter is the smartest guy I know” - Joey

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

181
Somebody needs to correlate the stages of coordinated media story-shaping with the stages of dying.

Denial is obvious right there. Bargaining?

Acceptance is "Damn right it's happening--YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" stage.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (krQz2)

182 Baltimore HS commencement speech >> Obama's intellectual stammer >> Joe Biden's stutter

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (eYF7X)

183 Gross misuse of "impact" and its fake derivative "impactful" is rooted in being unable to distinguish between "effect" and "affect" and, not wanting to look stupid, using the wrong word entirely.

DU dumbass meant "give an effective speech." But he's a dumbass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (yjAVs)

Irregardless, you gots a Mannix Babe for this thread cued up and ready amigo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (4I/2K)

184 Kamala's drunk. Again. And she seems to be southern.

http://tinyurl.com/2h7kxtkk

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Q4KYm)

185 But Chelsea can't carry on the family legacy.
Posted by: SH

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It's the risk you take when only popping out one spawn. You need an heir and a spare.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (bWsRe)

186 Joe Biden......

https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Lebanon Levi at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

187 If they were going to sweep this under the rug and not charge Biden, they obviously could have done it way better than this.

Almost like people higher on the foodchain decided to start trying to push him out now that the Republican primary is over.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (wMRY8)

188 172 "And in other news, Donald Trump will be charged with mishandling the classified documents found in Joe Biden's garage..."

Posted by: cpurick at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (lNjg1)

Everyone knows that Donald Trump raped those documents and then inflated their value to rip off interested parties.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (KbCG3)

189 179 What is his Kryptonite?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)
++++

The truth

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Akjoo)

190 STEEEERIIIKE ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Children. Especially their hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (w/hlD)
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His hairy legs are both a blessing and a curse.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (krQz2)

192 Do you think they have a color-coded warning system at the White House? You know, a sign board with green/amber/red, depending on how lucid the President is at any given moment?

Oh, I was thinking something else. You know, Code Brown.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (CsUN+)

193 We live in interesting times.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)

194 What is his Kryptonite?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

A solid bowel movement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

195 As "stupidity melting seamlessly into dementia" is not a superpower, this blonde in her underwear rejects the notion that Biden has superpowers:
http://tiny.cc/2uopwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (yjAVs)

196 they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

I get that you notice things a bit more when it's against you... but how ANYONE can consider the media bends over backward for the GOP in the past 20 years amazes me.

Posted by: Inogame at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (53oGX)

197 Clinton faction basically lost all of their juice the moment Shrillary Killary turned into a sack of potatoes.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:59 PM (sm6Pk)

You're welcome.

Posted by: the bollard at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

198 If it's true that Obama originally (and perhaps still) backed Kamala for the White House I can see where that bunch would be behind Joe's "issues" of late. Not specifically the JEF, but Jarrett and/or Rice would be my guess. Them, and probably others.

I'm also not discounted external influencers aligned with the Intelligence Community and State Dept.

There are a lot (I mean dozens) of independent operators out there in various FedGov slots and NGO's who have a string or two to pull as well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (Q4IgG)

199 Everyone knows that Donald Trump raped those documents and then inflated their value to rip off interested parties.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (KbCG3)
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He took them into a dressing room at Bloomingdales!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (krQz2)

200 We live in interesting times.

==

It can always get more interesting....

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (V13WU)

201 that barrage by the Presidential press squad was horrific. They have spent their lives gaining that position, and they are gonna do whatever pleases their Republican Owners to keep that position.

they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

He should have waited a day, and sent only his impactful written release tonight. His stuttering has an impact and it takes him a bit longer to prepare an impactful speech. He was upset and he is prone to gaffes when he is upset. I know he wanted his "Johnny get angry" moment, but his mild speech issues hindered it a bit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

———

Truly two different planets.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (Y0ZTQ)

202 "Send lawyers, ballots, and Depends, I think I shit my pants!"

Posted by: Spongebrain in Chief

SNORT

Posted by: THE MEDIA at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (17s+e)

203 If the regime really wanted to get rid of Joepedo, they would send him out again on his bicycle, on Main street.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (eYF7X)

204 It's the risk you take when only popping out one spawn. You need an heir and a spare.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (bWsRe)
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Yeah, well FJB's "spare" ain't no prize....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (7fElN)

205 but 98-99% of what happens in Washington is just bureaucracies operating on their own devices without any central direction at all.
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This is what Putin told tucker. The people in charge aren't those elected.

Posted by: Grouchy Blogo at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (v5S+t)

206 196 I get that you notice things a bit more when it's against you... but how ANYONE can consider the media bends over backward for the GOP in the past 20 years amazes me.
Posted by: Inogame at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (53oGX)

=======

They let Donald Trump off of the Russian collusion. It was proven, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Trump sold America out to Putin. The Ukrainian invasion is proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

207 There's only one gap wider than the one that exists between reality and those at DU.

(There it is, fellas. The softball. Take it away.)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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'Yawning abyss' is the way I would speak of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

208 Maybe it will get to he has good people around him to make up any deficiency

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

209 Baltimore HS commencement speech >> Obama's intellectual stammer >> Joe Biden's stutter
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (eYF7X)

Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 >> Baltimore HS commencement speech >> Obama's intellectual stammer >> Joe Biden's stutter

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (4I/2K)

210 Any of the reporters asking why Open-Schedule Biden is too busy today to do a press conference?

How about that?

Somehow, for Biden, just barely passing the "mental fitness" qualifications for the Special Olympics is now the Gold Standard for Presidential fitness.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (cSaKW)

211 Kamala's drunk. Again. And she seems to be southern.

http://tinyurl.com/2h7kxtkk
Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Q4KYm)

Only the best and the brightest for our top government positions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

212 >>>>>>"Age matters. Which is why Biden's age is his superpower."

What is his Kryptonite?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

>A female child bathed with No More Tears baby shampoo?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (EEgXH)

213 156. The word of the days is.....IMPACTFUL.

Whenever I encounter the turning of a noun into an adjective in a lazy attempt to avoid a standard construction, I have a strong urge to reach for my revolver.

Or, to use the current parlance, I get revolverish.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (njExo)

214 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs
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These are all East Coast Mafia. There has to be West Coast and Midwest Mafia in on the decision making.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (FjX4/)

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Chy-na represents the West Coast, and the Cartels represent the Midwest.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (B95fm)

215 Somewhere out there Jimmah Carter is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (T+Iwg)

216 I get that you notice things a bit more when it's against you... but how ANYONE can consider the media bends over backward for the GOP in the past 20 years amazes me.
Posted by: Inogame at February 09, 2024 03:06 PM (53oGX)
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Because press men aren't opening fire on Republican speakers.

The hard left and the right both agree that the press are shithead partisans. The right thinks they go way too far too transparently to be taken seriously. The hard left thinks they don't go too far enough to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (yjAVs)

217 I get that you notice things a bit more when it's against you... but how ANYONE can consider the media bends over backward for the GOP in the past 20 years amazes me.
Posted by: Inogame

It's because eeeeeeevil corporations own the MSM. And these idiots are stuck in a 1983 mentality where corporate execs were Republican and arguably conservative. Therefore news media is Republican too.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (bWsRe)

218 "Send lawyers, ballots, and Depends, I think I shit my pants!"
Posted by: Spongebrain in Chief

No, Joe! It was that bastard Putin! Does his evil know no bounds!?!?

Posted by: Leftist Sycophant at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

219 Is it time to pounce...

I am soooo ready to pounce!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (xw1WS)

220 184 Kamala's drunk. Again. And she seems to be southern.

http://tinyurl.com/2h7kxtkk

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Q4KYm)

She legit sounds like she's five seconds from reenacting that excellent Halle Berry sex scene from Monster's Ball.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

221 201 that barrage by the Presidential press squad was horrific. They have spent their lives gaining that position, and they are gonna do whatever pleases their Republican Owners to keep that position.

they never give Dems a break while bending over backwards for the GOP... it's despicable.

He should have waited a day, and sent only his impactful written release tonight. His stuttering has an impact and it takes him a bit longer to prepare an impactful speech. He was upset and he is prone to gaffes when he is upset. I know he wanted his "Johnny get angry" moment, but his mild speech issues hindered it a bit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

———

Truly two different planets.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (Y0ZTQ)

I just figure those are the Chinese operatives trying to sway Dems to stick with Joe...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (exHjb)

222 147 Would you say it's a Politburo, or more of a Central Committee?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)

I've posted before that I believe no one is in charge. There may be some messaging from the White House about 1-2% of what's going on, but 98-99% of what happens in Washington is just bureaucracies operating on their own devices without any central direction at all. The President does not communicate with his Cabinet: the Buttigieg maternity leave proved it, but Austin going AWOL (when he's one-half of the National Command Authority for nuclear launches) made it obvious for everyone to see. Reagan famously didn't recognize one of his Cabinet secretaries; I doubt that Biden could even name half of them, let alone recognize them in a meeting. It is all just operating on autopilot.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (7B5FA

This. We are at the weakest point this nation has ever been. Thanks to 65trillion Biden voters. I think the kalorama crew exerts the most power, but they don't have the depth of influence cause I think most garden variety dems in the swamp don't really like the Marxist shit Barry is selling.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (OiAR7)

223 Early in his "presidency" Jill said that Joe works 24 hours a day.
This huge whopping lie is so outrageous, so utterly ridiculous, it only shows how far she'll lie so that Joe can hold on to his powerful position. And it is very likely that she possesses the force to counter all efforts to unseat him. She will not leave without a fight.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (7YG60)

224 We live in interesting times.

--------------

Seems more stupid, shitty and scary than interesting.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

225 184 Kamala's drunk. Again. And she seems to be southern.

http://tinyurl.com/2h7kxtkk
Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Q4KYm)

She ain't no ways tard.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

226 Trump in Harrisburg today for a rally

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (fwDg9)

227 Really if Kamala is Obama's hand-picked, and the DC politburo in no way wants to put her in the President's seat.

It just goes to show you that Obama's still a fuckup.

Yeah, he's still got that great line about Joe. But he is a narcissist. So other people's failures probably bother him more than what other people might claim to be his "failures".

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

228 You know those College students who couldn't answer "What is fifteen times four"? Those are your most erudite DU posters.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (CecP5)

229
You're welcome.
Posted by: the bollard
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AoSHQ Style Guide says, 'Blessed Bollard'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (XeU6L)

230 OT-I have a prayer request:

My son is about to go into an important meeting. If you could please keep him in prayer that things go smoothly for him, I would appreciate it. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (Ki//m)

231 I tend to agree they are less relevant. I'm not sure they are completely irrelevant. But Chelsea can't carry on the family legacy. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:03 PM (sX1BW)

The second- and third-level Clintonistas are also nearing or past retirement age. Ron Klain, the former Chief of Staff for Biden, would be one of them.

I've given my take a few times on The Revolution, which operates outside the Democrat Party for the most part, but uses it as a front group. The Revolution wanted Trump to win in 2020 so it could build on the street action and move into urban guerrilla warfare, but Trump failed to give them a Winter Palace moment and the regular Democrats did what Democrats do and stole the election. It probably set The Revolution back by a decade.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (7B5FA)

232
>A female child bathed with No More Tears baby shampoo?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (EEgXH)

You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Just how well does J-PUD think the Islamo-demmi faction hold together nominating Shapiro for pres?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

234 But Chelsea can't carry on the family legacy.
Posted by: SH

___

It's the risk you take when only popping out one spawn. You need an heir and a spare.

Posted by: Montec

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I blame Webb Hubble.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

235 228 You know those College students who couldn't answer "What is fifteen times four"? Those are your most erudite DU posters.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (CecP5)

========

It was shown a few months back that DU are all old hippies.

So, the DU posters are the teachers who failed those students.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

236 Obama Faction - likely happy to just enjoy the trappings of being loved and rich, but has the lefty base and white guilt suburbia plus Michelle waiting in the wings.

Biden Faction - no real leader (its not Jill), but they do have control of the Exceutive Branch.

Clinton's - old and decrepit, but ruthless - they know where the bodies are buried and aren't afraid to bury them.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

Biden is just the Bobama mouthpiece at the moment. They're really f'd, because they don't have anyone else (yeah, Big Mike, sure).

I wouldn't rule out a Clinton comeback, one way or another.

I also wonder about the Kalifornia klan. Is Gavin the head? Pelousy? Some other power broker? I don't know, but I think they're about ready to swoop in. That's my first guess as to what comes next.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (t2055)

237 He'll grill his aides on topics until it's clear they don't know the answer to the question
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Like the year that Beau died?

Like whether he met with Hur before?

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (krQz2)

238 To be in opposition to Donald Trump is to be conservative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That is the power of status quo politics that Trump upset. Unfortunately, I think that the central system is too far gone now to rectify problems even if Trump or DeSantis were elected and we are going to have to go through regime collapse to get to the other side. Simply put, the sacrifices necessary to save the current political system are unacceptable to too many interest groups absent a catastrophe.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (/48iK)

239 I think AI is too intelligent to write most of the drivel I see at DU.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

We appreciate your effort and will be purchasing a new safety harness for you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, certified safety harness inspector at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (dtlDP)

240 >>215 Somewhere out there Jimmah Carter is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Poor Jimmy can't even laugh that loud with that feeding tube and hose coming out of his sick head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:11 PM (eYF7X)

241 Clinton's - old and decrepit, but ruthless - they know where the bodies are buried and aren't afraid to bury ~~them~~some more.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 02:58 PM (sX1BW)
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FIFY.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:11 PM (krQz2)

242 226 Trump in Harrisburg today for a rally
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (fwDg9)

Not expecting to be able to get out of work cleanly, because of that.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 03:11 PM (sm6Pk)

243
(A/P) Inflation will diminish the amount of food you can buy, and why this is good for you. Experts agree that the amount of calories available to families in the United States is much higher then the amount necessary for the sustainment of life.

One noted expert cited that many German WWII work camps, who sought in the most honorable fashion imaginable to set people free, had survivors who existed on the thinnest of gruel.

"Certainly 200 calories a day combined with extensive physical labor could be considered my some to be extreme, but our research indicates that it is worth a second look."

/s

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 03:11 PM (nIvob)

244 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (Ki//m)

Will do.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (xPJvm)

245 Gina Raimondo? Are you shitting me?

The Raimondo gene is strong with that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (LkLld)

246

There is too much happening at the same time here...

It's got to be an op to get him out.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (et1vG)

247 Sometimes I wonder what happened to the former employees of Twitter and Elon Musk did what he had to do. Like, are they employed? Do they spend their free time commenting in the DU forums?

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (rj6Yv)

248 I wouldn't rule out a Clinton comeback, one way or another.

I also wonder about the Kalifornia klan. Is Gavin the head? Pelousy? Some other power broker? I don't know, but I think they're about ready to swoop in. That's my first guess as to what comes next.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (t2055)

Think it would be devastating for the dem base to have to suffer through yet another retread at the head of the ticket.

If there was any Hilmentum at all, she would've been the nominee in 2020.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

249 235 228 You know those College students who couldn't answer "What is fifteen times four"? Those are your most erudite DU posters.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (CecP5)

========

It was shown a few months back that DU are all old hippies.

So, the DU posters are the teachers who failed those students.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
________

And probably more stoned out of their fkn minds than Kamala is in that video

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

250 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"

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Tell me everyone you know is a retard without telling me "everyone you know is a retard"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (xw1WS)

251 It was shown a few months back that DU are all old hippies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
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One thing you can be sure of: they aren't carrying all that water for baths.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)

252 Joe "Atlas" Biden, mentally fit to debate a fifth grader.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (cSaKW)

253 238 That is the power of status quo politics that Trump upset. Unfortunately, I think that the central system is too far gone now to rectify problems even if Trump or DeSantis were elected and we are going to have to go through regime collapse to get to the other side. Simply put, the sacrifices necessary to save the current political system are unacceptable to too many interest groups absent a catastrophe.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (/48iK)

=======

I'm gonna unblack pill for a second and try to imagine what a Trump second term COULD accomplish:

The Schedule F change goes through, and Trump is allowed to fire large swaths of the bureaucracy, and he does it.

Trump gets a more amenable Congress who willingly passes individual budget and appropriations bills per department leading to massive cuts of discretionary spending, up to an including ending the practice of just growing budgets yoy.

Those two things could lead to very positive changes that could have very long term effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

254 239 I think AI is too intelligent to write most of the drivel I see at DU.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

We appreciate your effort and will be purchasing a new safety harness for you.
Posted by: pookysgirl, certified safety harness inspector at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (dtlDP)

I mean, it could also be paid Joe people. We know Ace gets trolls, foreign operatives, and paid consultants from the Uniparty, the Ds, and the Rs (including all the candidates)...plus the glow. There's probably just as many on the D site, so the dumber stuff is probably written by the foreign operatives or Joe's own people (b/c who else would spin it)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (exHjb)

255 # 247 After Elon Musk did what he had to do.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2024 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

256 Inflation will diminish the amount of food you can buy, and why this is good for you. Experts agree that the amount of calories available to families in the United States is much higher then the amount necessary for the sustainment of life. ...

/s
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 03:11 PM (nIvob)
++++
Not gonna lie, I bought it in the first paragraph. The rest seemed a little *too* out there, but I was still considering it until I saw the tag.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:13 PM (yjAVs)

257 Gina Raimondo? Are you shitting me?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (LkLld)

No, but he's shitting me.....

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants at February 09, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Reagan famously didn't recognize one of his Cabinet secretaries; I doubt that Biden could even name half of them, let alone recognize them in a meeting. It is all just operating on autopilot.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (7B5FA
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Has Biden even had a full Cabinet meeting during his first three years.

Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 03:13 PM (G0vdT)

259 He'll grill his aides on topics until it's clear they don't know the answer to the question
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Well?!

What's the frequency, Kenneth?!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (cSaKW)

260 It was shown a few months back that DU are all old hippies.

So, the DU posters are the teachers who failed those students.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

They are all blue-haired hippy-type pinko fags
With I betcha a commie flag
Tacked up on the wall
Inside of their parent's garage.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ridin' Uneasy at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

261 Those two things could lead to very positive changes that could have very long term effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

Killed your soul to throw those things out as possibilities, didn't it?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

262 Would you say it's a Politburo, or more of a Central Committee?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)
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A graftocracy?

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)

263 247 Sometimes I wonder what happened to the former employees of Twitter and Elon Musk did what he had to do. Like, are they employed? Do they spend their free time commenting in the DU forums?
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (rj6Yv)

A lot of those employees were 26 year old wynynses with degrees from Wellesley or Vassar. In other words, trust fund babies who didn't really need a job. They're probably just fucking around back in NYC while dad's paying the rent.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (bWsRe)

264 237 He'll grill his aides on topics until it's clear they don't know the answer to the question
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Like the year that Beau died?

Like whether he met with Hur before?
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (krQz2)

Oh oh I got one...like who the president of Egypt is.

Lol this game will never end.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (OiAR7)

265 Somewhere out there Jimmah Carter is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (T+Iwg)

Somewhere out there, Satan is waiting to get his hooves on that greasy pig.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (g839O)

266 You're a liar!

Posted by: Joe Wilson now with celeb status at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (pV3nx)

267 Irregardless, you gots a Mannix Babe for this thread cued up and ready amigo?
Posted by: Count de Monet

http://tinyurl.com/bd7k5pzu

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

268 Houston morons please vote for John Perez for 133 Texas rep. His opponent in the primary is incumbent Mano DeAyala who voted for the Paxton impeachment and is in the pockets of a lot of Leftists. There is no Democrat running in the general which may be a strategy to register as Republican to vote for Mano.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (w6AZl)

269 It was shown a few months back that DU are all old hippies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
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That are morbidly obese but know how to get food stamps, SSDI, and Section 8 money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (17s+e)

270 "Join Cap'n Bill Krystal on This Summer's Cuck Cruise to the Holy Land, with a side trip to the Giza Pyramids in Mexico!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (yTcTV)

271 I wonder when Kamala will call an A25 on this feeble shitstain?

The minute she has 50% + 1 of the cabinet on board. If you shoot at the king...

Posted by: Oddbob at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (sNc8Y)

272 261 Those two things could lead to very positive changes that could have very long term effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

Killed your soul to throw those things out as possibilities, didn't it?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

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Nah. I'm not emotionally tied to much in politics. Everyone's scum. Everything's terrible. Anything could happen.

I would much rather be wrong about 2024 being lost and have to eat crow than be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

273 We probably need to start checking to see which people are now disappearing from official photographs.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (njExo)

274 Republican Owners? Holy cow, what alternate dimension are these guys living in?
Posted by: pookysgirl wants what DU is smoking at February 09, 2024 03:01 PM (dtlDP)

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They've been pulling this chestnut out of their asses for all of living memory.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (wzAuc)

275 ometimes I wonder what happened to the former employees of Twitter and Elon Musk did what he had to do. Like, are they employed? Do they spend their free time commenting in the DU forums?

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hmmmm

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (V13WU)

276 I lived in Portland for years. Trust me when I say there are untold numbers of otherwise normal looking people who say things like the craziest shit you ever read on DU.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (rUCBU)

277 Pretty sure I'm going to hell for how happy reading this sentence made me.

Posted by: Jordan61

I'll save you a seat on the crosstown express.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (G8h7g)

There will be bacon!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Leave room for me. Been fantasizing a lot lately about TRIPPING a bunch of lyin', cheatin', thievin', evil old politicians lately. Makes me smile.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (JCLJi)

278 Members of the media have completely abandoned their dignity.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (zssUw)

279 I have said this one and I will say it again. The 2016, 2020, and 2024 Dem president, was voted out after Obama Care of 2010.

Posted by: Picric at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (13tTk)

280 >>Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

You are a bad man.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (eYF7X)

281 I mean, it could also be paid Joe people. We know Ace gets trolls, foreign operatives, and paid consultants from the Uniparty, the Ds, and the Rs (including all the candidates)...plus the glow. There's probably just as many on the D site, so the dumber stuff is probably written by the foreign operatives or Joe's own people (b/c who else would spin it)...
Posted by: Nova Local

Makes sense...especially if outsourced overseas. Give them a bunch of buzzwords to use, and they go a little overboard.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

282 Got a text that showed a map of the Gaza Strip bordered by Mexico.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (w6AZl)

283 Is that Erin "O" Burnett? I mean, at least when she's talking to Zelenskyy

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (Z4oys)

284 Ahead of Biden's address, CNN Erin Burnett defends his "verbal cul-de-sacs" and how he "meanders into another story" as just "his brand for last 50 years."

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So let's do a montage of shit Biden said 50 years ago. Oh, wait that was his "racial jungle" phase of his brand.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xw1WS)

285 Early in his "presidency" Jill said that Joe works 24 hours a day.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2024 03:08 PM (7YG60)
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She just means his effort-level is consistent level 24 hours a day.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (krQz2)

286 Poor Jimmy can't even laugh that loud with that feeding tube and hose coming out of his sick head.

Jimmy is happy that he will no longer be regarded as the worst President of the post WW2 era.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (CecP5)

287 http://tinyurl.com/bd7k5pzu

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

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You are awesome!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

288 OT righthand sidebar: The second "Mark Steyn" should be "Michael Mann":

@PhelimMcAleer
BREAKING NEWS: Judicial insanity:
Jury finds Mark Steyn defamed fake Nobel prize Claimant Mark Steyn - awards $1m dollars damages

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (npwPn)

289 Think it would be devastating for the dem base to have to suffer through yet another retread at the head of the ticket.

If there was any Hilmentum at all, she would've been the nominee in 2020.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

I think she'd like another whack at it. I wouldn't rule it out, but I don't think it's likely. I think they must have cultivated a connection to some other people though... I don't know who.

For example, who controls Whitmer? Who is Gavin's master? I don't know. Could be them.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (g839O)

290 Got a text that showed a map of the Gaza Strip bordered by Mexico.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (w6AZl)
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Reality has to learn to conform to Democrats.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (krQz2)

291 123 I'm starting to think - putting my kremlinology hat on - we have three factions - Kalorama, Biden Jerkoffs, and Clinton Jerkoffs
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These are all East Coast Mafia. There has to be West Coast and Midwest Mafia in on the decision making.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:00 PM (FjX4/)

I don't think Kamala has a faction. All her staff are imposed on her and leave 'not setting her up for success'. One might form using her as a figurehead going forward but I haven't seen any signs yet

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

292 248 I wouldn't rule out a Clinton comeback, one way or another.

I also wonder about the Kalifornia klan. Is Gavin the head? Pelousy? Some other power broker? I don't know, but I think they're about ready to swoop in. That's my first guess as to what comes next.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:10 PM (t2055)

Think it would be devastating for the dem base to have to suffer through yet another retread at the head of the ticket.

If there was any Hilmentum at all, she would've been the nominee in 2020.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

______________________________

It's Clinton by proxy this time. This was signaled about a week ago when John Podesta took over for Kerry on the Climate nonsense. Just before that, the Obama faction tried to derail Clinton by having that judge serendipitously release the John Doe names on Epstein Island as a warning shot (which was ignored). There's a civil war going on in the Dem party (which is why Pelosi chose to stick around). The Clintons want a stooge in the White House to revamp the pay to play of the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (dIske)

293 Back in the days of the Soviet Union, people could tell when the grain harvest was bad because the media would start running lots of cabbage recipes.

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

294 We are entering the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency.
I'd say we've been here for a while. Remember "funemployment?"

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (lg881)

295 a couple weeks ago a customer left our store in a huff because I told her teh Bidet is a child molester.

I wonder how she's handling this latest episode in his brilliant career?

Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

296 @TJM, don't forget the fiscal collapse that is looming in our future. That's going to reorder a lot of budget priorities.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (7B5FA)

297 Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)
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Y'know, I might super unattractive and thus have significant trouble landing a date, but at least I'm not *that* guy. I won't date at the price he has to pay...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (yjAVs)

298 There's only one gap wider than the one that exists between reality and those at DU.

That's not funny.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

299 Nah. I'm not emotionally tied to much in politics. Everyone's scum. Everything's terrible. Anything could happen.

I would much rather be wrong about 2024 being lost and have to eat crow than be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

Nah, I mean, denying reality like that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (KbCG3)

300 289 For example, who controls Whitmer? Who is Gavin's master? I don't know. Could be them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (g839O)

I'm starting to feel like this place is going to somehow psy-op Whitmer into it.

She has like zero presence, the media doesn't talk about her.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)

301 267 Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Oh my stars!

Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

302
http://tinyurl.com/bd7k5pzu

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

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You are awesome!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM

Wow! Definitely WB.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (nIvob)

303 This reality timeline is jacked up as Biden was in obvious mental decline when "running" in 2020.
As long as they do not have to admit he died before RBG all is good.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (5KShE)

304 Members of the media have completely abandoned their dignity.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 03:16 PM (zssUw)
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Dignity is what the State says it is, citizen!

Posted by: The Actual Result at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

305 >I blame Webb Hubble.

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ah, the space telescopes

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (geLO8)

306 I'm still waiting for ...

BREAKING: White House says President Biden has all of his mental facilities and demands Special Prosecutor Hur indict him immediately

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

307 "It's just hard to understand why the NYT would lead with their chins this way. They KNOW they are mocked for the pouncing and seizing cliche, but they do it anyway. Good God, at least find some new synonyms.
Posted by: Archimedes "

At least they didn't claim women and children hardest hit by all that Republican pouncing.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (JojsZ)

308 They'd be better off running Actual Jimmy Carter than any of their other options.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (9UlRk)

309 I mean, it could also be paid Joe people. We know Ace gets trolls, foreign operatives, and paid consultants from the Uniparty, the Ds, and the Rs (including all the candidates)...plus the glow. There's probably just as many on the D site, so the dumber stuff is probably written by the foreign operatives or Joe's own people (b/c who else would spin it)...

Posted by: Nova Local

If I ever make it to a MoMeet and find out I'm the only legit sumbitch left in these comments, so help me...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (OUMaO)

310 Looking at Jimmy Carter, he's already dead, it's just no one has told him yet.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

311 They'd be better off running Actual Jimmy Carter than any of their other options.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (9UlRk)
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They can put him in of those beeping Admiral Pike chairs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (yjAVs)

312 I saw nasty little Gollum shrimpdick at a Crustys Crabhouse grand opening in 02

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (pV3nx)

313 Strike 2.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Dignity is what the State says it is, citizen!
Posted by: The Actual Result at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

A man, a plan, a canal.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (9UlRk)

315 The Emperor is only wearing an adult diaper.

Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (z+ik4)

316 I wonder how she's handling this latest episode in his brilliant career?
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

Box wine sales are WAY up!

Posted by: Winos R Us outlet in kallisto's AO at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

317 267 Irregardless, you gots a Mannix Babe for this thread cued up and ready amigo?
Posted by: Count de Monet

http://tinyurl.com/bd7k5pzu

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)
_______________

"So damn hot!" [makes "sizzle' gesture]

-- Sam Brinton

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

318 311 They can put him in of those beeping Admiral Pike chairs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (yjAVs)

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So, Star Trek...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

319 If I ever make it to a MoMeet and find out I'm the only legit sumbitch left in these comments, so help me...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (OUMaO)

=====

I'm legit. Swearsies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

320 This is the "Catch 22" of the decade. Either Biden is not fit stand trial and thus not fit to run the country, or he is fit to run the country and thus stand trial... so delicious!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (xw1WS)

321 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"
........

Guys been hanging around Congress too long.
Maybe ought to go out more often, maybe visit a kindergarten class or something.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

322 Jury finds Mark Steyn defamed fake Nobel prize Claimant Mark Steyn - awards $1m dollars damages
Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM (npwPn)
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Geez! Mark Steyn's going to be pissed when he finds out!

Posted by: The Actual Result at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (krQz2)

323 Reagan famously didn't recognize one of his Cabinet secretaries;

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That's only because there are far too many of them.

Three was good enough for George Washington, it should be good enough for everyone else.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

324 Those two things could lead to very positive changes that could have very long term effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures
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I think that Trump's term in office was similar to Gorby's Pereikstroka moment. The masks and lies that the establishment built were ripped off.

The truth is that most of the money spent in Washington involve giving tax and borrowed fedgov money to people and trying to take that away from various groups is damn near impossible unless you have an existing catastrophe (large scale war, something like Yellowstone super volcanoe/asteroid, New Madrid Earthquake, or financial devastation (loss of reserve status).

Note that here many people call for Social Security to be abolished---it doesn't happen because people in the system or near to receiving it argued it is earned. Same for cutting government pensions and salaries. Same for cutting education spending, defense spending, etc. etc.

A reset is needed and that requires either default via continuing massive inflation or you have a deflationary reset via formal default so harsh that all the inflated values in society go back to the actual productive value of the asset

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (/48iK)

325 >>> but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

oh I get it- 'a lot of skin'
uh huh
a BLUE WHALE has 'a lot of skin'
eh?
an ELEPHANT has 'a lot of skin'

not foolin' me

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (geLO8)

326 =====

I'm legit. Swearsies.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

I'm AI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

327 So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
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Isn't it always?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (yjAVs)

328 300 289 For example, who controls Whitmer? Who is Gavin's master? I don't know. Could be them.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (g839O)

I'm starting to feel like this place is going to somehow psy-op Whitmer into it.

She has like zero presence, the media doesn't talk about her.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)

Going to go out on a limb here and say that female politicians are not adored on a national stage. They do not have the easy stage presence that their male counterparts do.

Yes, I think Hillary would've beaten just about anyone other than Trump, but I'm also not sure Trump would've beaten a competent male dem.

Whitmer would get slaughtered.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

329 This is the "Catch 22" of the decade. Either Biden is not fit stand trial and thus not fit to run the country, or he is fit to run the country and thus stand trial... so delicious!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (xw1WS)
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-- The Healing Power of And has entered the chat --

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:22 PM (krQz2)

330 As a Rhode Islander, I can attest that there is no easier person to dislike, if not actually loathe, than Gina Raimondo.
I've heard the same thing said of Whittmer by those from her region.
And these are two of the five or so potential democrat contenders. Sad, but not really.

Posted by: From about that Time at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (4780s)

331 "There's only one gap wider than the one that exists between reality and those at DU."

Stacy Abrams front teeth?

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (JojsZ)

332 If I ever make it to a MoMeet and find out I'm the only legit sumbitch left in these comments, so help me...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President!

No worries. I’m not smart enough to be AI …

Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrows Critic . . . at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (4Winp)

333 NBC: Dems See Biden Special Counsel Report as "Nightmare"

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The truth to progressives is like sunlight to vampires.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (FVME7)

334 Look at Biden when he ran for President in 1988. He was a joke then and no one took him serious. Most of these reporters were kids at that time and have no reference.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:24 PM (w6AZl)

335 330 As a Rhode Islander, I can attest that there is no easier person to dislike, if not actually loathe, than Gina Raimondo.
I've heard the same thing said of Whittmer by those from her region.
And these are two of the five or so potential democrat contenders. Sad, but not really.
Posted by: From about that Time at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (4780s)

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How can someone be a Rhode Islander when Rhode Island does not exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

336 I'm starting to feel like this place is going to somehow psy-op Whitmer into it.

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The true Banana Test is if they put her in in mid-November.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:24 PM (krQz2)

337 For example, who controls Whitmer? Who is Gavin's master? I don't know. Could be them.

Gavin's master is Pelosi, and her master is Clinton Inc.

Whitmer I have no idea. The FIB fake kidnapping plot was obviously done to boost her stature and she's shown up somewhat regularly in the press since then, but I'm not sure who arranged that.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 09, 2024 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

338 315. The Emperor is only wearing an adult diaper. - Roy

The clothes have no emperor.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 03:25 PM (njExo)

339 You are awesome!
Posted by: Jordan61

Awesome? Wait, did I post the wrong link? I'd better check....agh, my eyes!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

340 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"
.......

Wait'll he meets Hunter, then he will really be impressed.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

341 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

342 It's hard to know whether Biden has these outbursts lately because he has dementia, or that he's been a lifelong arrogant jagoff. I'll just go with AND.

Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (z+ik4)

343 289 For example, who controls Whitmer? Who is Gavin's master? I don't know. Could be them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 03:18 PM (g839O)

_________________________________

Bill Clinton went out of his way to campaign for both Whitmer and Newsom. Hillary has hosted Whitmer on her podcast (which I didn't know existed) numerous times inclusive of when Whitmer was taking heat over her COVID policies. Both are in the Clinton camp.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (dIske)

344 Fuck it, just put "TBD" on the ballot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (9UlRk)

345 The truth to progressives is like sunlight to vampires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:23 PM (FVME7)
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An apt comparison as progressives tend to suck the life out of civilization and society.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (7fElN)

346 My son is about to go into an important meeting. If you could please keep him in prayer that things go smoothly for him, I would appreciate it. Thanks so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

May your son be Blessed with Wisdom and Dignity during this time …

Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrows Critic . . . at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (4Winp)

347 After the '"speech" that Asian CNN analyst chick pointed out multiple lies Bi Den spewed in his screed.... I hope Bi Den watched it..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (pV3nx)

348 319 If I ever make it to a MoMeet and find out I'm the only legit sumbitch left in these comments, so help me...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 09, 2024 03:20 PM (OUMaO)

=====

I'm legit. Swearsies.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

Can confirm. Can also vouch for some other morons and ettes as legit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (xcxpd)

349 A dementia patient running circles around Ivy Leaguers is not the good news they think it is. It's also completely believable.

I hope I'm the eighth person that posted this.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (oNgxs)

350 She has like zero presence, the media doesn't talk about her.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)
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SHE BLINDED ME WITH HER FACE!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

351 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"

Goldman's one of those people that are so dumb they don't know they're dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (2ocoG)

352 302
http://tinyurl.com/bd7k5pzu

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend! Not a blonde like the last one, but certainly showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

======

You are awesome!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:17 PM

Wow! Definitely WB.

Posted by: Divide by Zero a
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Thanks bunches, y'all.

I knew better than to click an Ackbar

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (vf7x3)

353 Awesome? Wait, did I post the wrong link? I'd better check....agh, my eyes!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 09, 2024 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

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No. The pictures you find crack me up. I don't even want to know what search terms you're using.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

354 But Reagan was a tired OLD man

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (p+msg)

355 =====

No. The pictures you find crack me up. I don't even want to know what search terms you're using.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

I don't think he has to search.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Fuck it, just put "TBD" on the ballot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (9UlRk)
---
Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Generic Democrat at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

357 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

Someone should ask him "A traitor to what country?".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

358 310 Looking at Jimmy Carter, he's already dead, it's just no one has told him yet.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants

This, too, is the story of Keith Richards.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

359 Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Generic Democrat at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

Fuck off, Gavin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:29 PM (9UlRk)

360 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

He talks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

361 351 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"

Goldman's one of those people that are so dumb they don't know they're dumb.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (2ocoG)

He could be correct, if Goldman only spends time chatting with the Squad or members of the CBC.

Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2024 03:29 PM (z+ik4)

362 Fuck it, just put "TBD" on the ballot.
___________

"None of these candidates"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 03:29 PM (Q4IgG)

363 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

Someone should ask him "A traitor to what country?".
Posted by: Ian S.

He might want to look in a mirror before saying that tok loudly.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (G8h7g)

364 First burning questions dump:

1. How does one acquire "strikes"?

2. How long after Nood is called before you make an a$$ of yourself?

3. Is it 3 strikes and you go to the... barrell?

4. What other offenses might land you in the barrell?

5. What is AWFL?

6. What is THOT?

7. Can someone spell "Bulgaroctonus" phonetically for me?

Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to your earliest reply.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (JCLJi)

365

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (PiwSw)

366 There is doubtless far more tangible evidence that Kinzinger is a Traitor than Carlson.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (9UlRk)

367 > My son is about to go into an important meeting. If you could please keep him in prayer that things go smoothly for him, I would appreciate it. Thanks so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

alright lad- back straight!
ears open, mouth closed!
Show those mustachioed martinets how a gentleman comports himself

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (geLO8)

368 >>Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

That's how you can tell it was a good interview.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (LkLld)

369 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2024 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
......

Was he crying? Cuz grown men crying is always a good look.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

370 Like Hobbs waiting for Calvin to come home, the Republicans are always ready to pounce.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, Certified Moron and Virtue Signaler at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (EES2L)

371 A dementia patient running circles around Ivy Leaguers is not the good news they think it is. It's also completely believable.

I hope I'm the eighth person that posted this.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (oNgxs)
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Spoiler: You've already posted this seven times previously.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (7fElN)

372 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

Someone should ask him "A traitor to what country?".
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 03:28 PM (2ocoG)
---
Exposing once again, that he hasn't read the Constitution or the Federalist Papers--or at least is playing to a Democrat audience who would hate him for it.

*We* are not in a declared war with Putin--and we're not supposed to be, until Joe signs the Declaration of War which would take more balls than all of DC has left.

Posted by: Generic Democrat at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (krQz2)

373 What, exactly, is this Kinzinger crybaby doing these days? Seems like he oughta' get a hobby or something.

Because absolutely nobody give a shit what he thinks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Q4IgG)

374 "He'll grill aides on topics until it's clear they don't know the answer to a question"

You forgot the part where I whisper like a demented pervert, squeeze one out, wave it and then yell like a crazy person. How could you forget that, fat?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (bj4Th)

375 1. How does one acquire "strikes"?

This is a personal attempt by me to stop forgetting to remove socks.

A sock is when you change your nick from your regular one to another to be funny. I had a bad habit of not changing them back, so I started the 3 strikes per thread rule for myself.

If I get 3 strikes, I'm out of that thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to your earliest reply.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (JCLJi)
.......

Didn't you get your AoS Users Guide with your membership?

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

377 >>"None of these candidates"

That son of a bitch is undefeated.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (LkLld)

378 A dementia patient running circles around Ivy Leaguers is not the good news they think it is. It's also completely believable.
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27-year-old know-nothings, I believe one staff member put it not too long ago.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:33 PM (krQz2)

379 Woohoo! We're "pouncing" again! We're back, baby!!

Posted by: red speck at February 09, 2024 03:33 PM (0Id0S)

380 What, exactly, is this Kinzinger crybaby doing these days? Seems like he oughta' get a hobby or something.

Because absolutely nobody give a shit what he thinks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Someone should just fill his eXcretion feed with Muntz pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

381 1. How does one acquire "strikes"?
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Prison favors.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:33 PM (krQz2)

382 They left out that the questions that he's usually stumping his aides with are "what's in my butt? "hmbubba dee shally mag tiffo?" and "where's Beau?"

Posted by: Rbastid at February 09, 2024 03:33 PM (OOkcI)

383 "Erin Burnett: Biden not making sense and talking gibberish is his "brand."

This is my brand. 💨 smell that, wench?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (bj4Th)

384 Republicans are cool cats. Cats pounce!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (MGqzM)

385 >>Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

____________________

He was the one sleeping with a Chinese spy. WTF

I hope Tucker reminds him of that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

386 Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."
______

All the above are acceptable by warmonger neocon Bill Kristol. I wonder how they feel about that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

387 Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 09, 2024 03:30 PM (JCLJi)

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I didn't know there was going to be a quiz today, sheesh. I'll take the easy ones. AWFL is Affluent White Female Liberal. THOT is That Ho Over There.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

388 1) swinging and missing
2) 19.76 picoseconds
3) one does not simply... "go"... to The Barrel
4) misspelling The Barrel
5) your mom
6) op. cit.
7) Bulgaroctonus phonetically for me

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (9UlRk)

389 Last night's White House Live speech by Biden will make great evidence in his upcoming RICO/High Crimes trial.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (pV3nx)

390 1. How does one acquire "strikes"?

2. How long after Nood is called before you make an a$$ of yourself?

3. Is it 3 strikes and you go to the... barrell?

4. What other offenses might land you in the barrell?

5. What is AWFL?

6. What is THOT?

7. Can someone spell "Bulgaroctonus" phonetically for me?

1. They go with balls
2. There's no limit
3. Only the Barrel knows
4. Leaving a tag open in a comment so everything goes bold or italic or strikethrough. Or copy/pasting the entire comments section (it happens more than you'd think).
5. Affluent White Female Liberal
6. That (w)Ho(re) Over There
7. Definitely not.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (2ocoG)

391 >>Former congressman Adam Kinzinger...

Does he still think he's relevant to anything?

When you can no longer get a gig on MSNBC you should seriously start thinking about setting up a gloryhole somewhere.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (eYF7X)

392 358 310 Looking at Jimmy Carter, he's already dead, it's just no one has told him yet.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants

This, too, is the story of Keith Richards.
---------------
Keith will outlive us all.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (FjX4/)

393 Erin Burnett: Biden not making sense and talking gibberish is his "brand."

No "Pie Disposal Unit Erin Burnett"?

I guess I'm the only one who really liked that joke.

Posted by: spindrift at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (MqhXY)

394 An AWFL is an affluent white female liberal.

A THOT is that ho over there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (FVME7)

395 Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 03:27 PM (oNgxs)

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ELLIPSIS!!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

396 >"He'll grill aides on topics until it's clear ~~they don't~~ he doesn't know the answer to a question"

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (geLO8)

397 Was he crying? Cuz grown men crying is always a good look.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
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He should change his name to Jaimie.

Wownt-wownt-wow

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

398 394 An AWFL is an affluent white female liberal.

A THOT is that ho over there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (FVME7)
______

In some cases it's the same person

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

399 "He'll grill aides on topics until it's clear they don't he doesn't know the answer to a question"

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (geLO

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C'mon man! You must know what 15 times 4 is!!

Posted by: Presidunt Charlie Foxtrot at February 09, 2024 03:36 PM (krQz2)

400 So you memers. Whats the best Meme Generator?

Posted by: I'm Gumby dammit! at February 09, 2024 03:36 PM (OIFPS)

401 In some cases it's the same person
Posted by: Elric Blade

I'm doing my best here!!!

Posted by: Megan McCain at February 09, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

402 "Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

Oh yeah. That's a virtual feculence buffet, you fucking Rocky Mountain Canary.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:37 PM (bj4Th)

403 Bull – gar – OC – toe - noos

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 03:37 PM (bNf8H)

404 >So you memers. Whats the best Meme Generator?

Posted by: I'm Gumby dammit!

___flip

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (geLO8)

405 A Rhode Island Red is a chicken.

Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

406 Aids suggested to Biden to get his VP to go out and defend the him of these scurrilous charges.

To which he responded "good idea, get what's his name on the phone".

Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

407 i mg flip

no spaces

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (geLO8)

408 i mg flip

no spaces
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM

Capitalize IMG and it stays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

409 "Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

Oh yeah. That's a virtual feculence buffet, you fucking Rocky Mountain Canary.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:37 PM (bj4Th)
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*cough* DEM-SHILL *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

410 >>Was he crying? Cuz grown men crying is always a good look.

Strong Men also cry, Mr Lebowski.

Posted by: Jeffrey Lebowski at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (/7Eaz)

411 To which he responded "good idea, get what's his name on the phone".
Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

Fuck you, reality, I'm calling this True.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (9UlRk)

412 I didn't know there was going to be a quiz today, sheesh. I'll take the easy ones. AWFL is Affluent White Female Liberal. THOT is That Ho Over There.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (DRSnL)
.......

2 out of 7
Fail.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

413 5. What is AWFL?

6. What is THOT?

Feels like these are some "yo mama" jokes for the taking.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, Certified Moron and Virtue Signaler at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (EES2L)

414
I want men to be more sensitive!
- Women

(man opens up, cries once during a difficult conversation about terrible things, is promptly dumped for being seen as weak)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (WF0+t)

415 An AWFL is an affluent white female liberal.

A THOT is that ho over there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Iths this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:35 PM (FVME7)
______

In some cases it's the same person
Posted by: Elric Blade

Let's leave Hillary out of this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (FVME7)

416 So you memers. Whats the best Meme Generator?

--

FED FED FED FED

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (WF0+t)

417 All the times I watched Bill Kristol on a chat show, I never saw this total shill side of him.

It's impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

418 For some reason I could believe Biden is the smartest person Dan Goldman has ever spoken too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (MGB5H)

419 Feels like these are some "yo mama" jokes for the taking.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, Certified Moron and Virtue Signaler at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (EES2L)

Done and done.

Except i was just kidding around and now i feel kind of mean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (9UlRk)

420 Strong Men also cry, Mr Lebowski.
Posted by: Jeffrey Lebowski at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (/7Eaz)
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Mind if I do a j?

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0gvpA)

421 >>I want men to be more sensitive!
- Women

(man opens up, cries once during a difficult conversation about terrible things, is promptly dumped for being seen as weak)

Your mistake was in thinking women know what they want.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (/7Eaz)

422
Kyle Dunnigan hit the nail on the head on Biden's brand

https://youtu.be/TTJz6__YePU

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (fs1hN)

423 >>A Rhode Island Red is a chicken.

Or a small lobster.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (LkLld)

424 What is Bill Kristol's actual talent? That is when he's not manning the Glory Hole.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (bj4Th)

425 The Madness of Dingaling Biden.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (w6AZl)

426 It'd be fun to be a *biden staffer and keep changing your nametag every hour to something else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

427
Let's leave Hillary out of this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (FVME7)

That bitch has eaten more pussy than a Navy crew on leave after an 8 month tour in a submarine.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

428 I want men to be more sensitive!
- Women

I'm most sensitive in the frenulum area, sugar tits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (4I/2K)

429 414
I want men to be more sensitive!
- Women

(man opens up, cries once during a difficult conversation about terrible things, is promptly dumped for being seen as weak)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (WF0+t)

W: I want you to open up more.

M: Okay, well, sometimes I feel very insecure. Like I'm not good enough for you.

W: Whoa, just gonna dump your whole purse out, huh gaybo?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

430 2 out of 7
Fail.
Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

=====

So not only was there a pop quiz but it was graded? Can I do extra credit?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

431 Biden, since his time as a new Senator, was known as a dummy.

The left is acting like he's some major thinker in the White House. That was NEVER who he was from the get-go.

He's not verbally or mentally sparring with anyone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (JeYYB)

432 To which he responded "good idea, get what's his name on the phone".
Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (G0vdT)
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I'd guess it was "get Beau on the phone!".

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

433
Who knew that Kristol had all this un-tapped shill potential in him?

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

434 2 out of 7
Fail.
Posted by: wth

I'd prefer 7 of 9, personally.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:42 PM (JCZqz)

435 So now that Kristol is raving about the Dem talent can we stop pretending he was ever conservative? A true conservative knows better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 09, 2024 03:42 PM (JeYYB)

436 Thank you very much!

1. So, since I don't have those am I immune from strikes?

3. That barrell is freaking me out, man...

6. Lol! Love that.

7. Dang. Guess that one's gonna continue to burn.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 09, 2024 03:42 PM (JCLJi)

437 He's not verbally or mentally sparring with anyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit

He made Paul Ryan look like a dummy, as I recall.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

438 Former congressman Adam Kinzinger, straight from the most recent manifestation of the House on Un-American Activities, completely lost his sh*t, saying that Carlson “is a traitor.”

---

The Chinese spy fucker calling Tucker a traitor??? Isn't that ironic

--Alanis Morrrisette

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (xw1WS)

439 Your mistake was in thinking women know what they want.
Posted by: garrett

--

ha. That reminds me of the women who say "don't get me a gift for (insert event here)"

You are so screwed if you don't get a necklace or earrings or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (WF0+t)

440 414
I want men to be more sensitive!
- Women

(man opens up, cries once during a difficult conversation about terrible things, is promptly dumped for being seen as weak)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (WF0+t)
____________

There's an Admiral Akbar quote appropriate for this, I think . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

441 Still think it's "unburiable"?

This could be a dog turd on a frozen pond - they'll bury it one way or another

But watching them do it is pretty funny

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (5C4od)

442 Bill Crystal just released a list of candidates who combined have fewer brain cells than they do dead boy scouts under their decks (looking at you Beshear)

You can see why Dems are panicking, because after Biden the choices really are the highly unlikable Kamala or the highly unlikable Newsome, and their only positive (for Democrats) are name recognition. Everyone on that list gets bodied by DeSantis, Abbott, Rick Scott, or Youngkin in 2028, though 75% of them could get by in a debate by just boring the audience to death with their personalities alone.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (OOkcI)

443 How can someone be a Rhode Islander when Rhode Island does not exist?
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Early onset senility. At birth, or upon arrival.

Posted by: From about that Time at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (4780s)

444 A sock is when you change your nick from your regular one to another to be funny. I had a bad habit of not changing them back, so I started the 3 strikes per thread rule for myself.

If I get 3 strikes, I'm out of that thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You HAD a bad habit? You've done it twice just in this thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

445 Rhode Island Lobster > Boston Crab

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 03:44 PM (/7Eaz)

446 I made a meme

http://tinyurl.com/yjnr32wu

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:44 PM (geLO8)

447 You are so screwed if you don't get a necklace or earrings or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (WF0+t)

=====

Not me. I hate jewelry. I wear my wedding ring and that's it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (DRSnL)

448 I've discovered it's easier just to wear the same socks for weeks at a time.

Also I'll do that here sometimes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (WF0+t)

449 444 A sock is when you change your nick from your regular one to another to be funny. I had a bad habit of not changing them back, so I started the 3 strikes per thread rule for myself.

If I get 3 strikes, I'm out of that thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You HAD a bad habit? You've done it twice just in this thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

Zing!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (KbCG3)

450 He made Paul Ryan look like a dummy, as I recall.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)
-----------

As we've since learned, Ryan is also a spineless weasel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (tT6L1)

451 >>Not me. I hate jewelry. I wear my wedding ring and that's it.

But, where should we go for dinner?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (/7Eaz)

452 He made Paul Ryan look like a dummy, as I recall.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

Paul Ryan made Paul Ryan look like a pussy for pretending he was talking to an actual person instead of saying "what the fuck words are even coming out of your face you slack-witted low-rent whoremonger?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (9UlRk)

453 You are so screwed if you don't get a necklace or earrings or something.

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Not me. I hate jewelry. I wear my wedding ring and that's it.

Posted by: Jordan61

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Flowers it is, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (WF0+t)

454 What is Bill Kristol's actual talent? That is when he's not manning the Glory Hole.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Pampers at February 09, 2024 03:40 PM (bj4Th)
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Getting those shirts buttoned up every morning.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

455 Come play in the NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

456 Bill Kristol can FOAD

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (/xFyD)

457 412 I didn't know there was going to be a quiz today, sheesh. I'll take the easy ones. AWFL is Affluent White Female Liberal. THOT is That Ho Over There.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:34 PM (DRSnL)
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2 out of 7
Fail.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

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That's a B- in Oregon

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (xw1WS)

458 As we've since learned, Ryan is also a spineless weasel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (tT6L1)

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And not particularly bright or rational.

He married a lefty too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (JeYYB)

459 >>I've discovered it's easier just to wear the same socks for weeks at a time.

The only problem with this plan is the chaffing.

Posted by: Anthony Keidis at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (/7Eaz)

460 ha. That reminds me of the women who say "don't get me a gift for (insert event here)"

You are so screwed if you don't get a necklace or earrings or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (WF0+t)
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Aside from her wedding band and a small cross necklace, Mrs. Mahon never wears jewelry. Not even earrings. Ironically that makes it more difficult to buy her gifts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (xPJvm)

461 He's not verbally or mentally sparring with anyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit

He made Paul Ryan look like a dummy, as I recall.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

I know we dislike Ryan but to be fair Biden was so ridiculous and a cackling idiot during the debate that I think it put Ryan off balance.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (w6AZl)

462 But, where should we go for dinner?
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 03:45 PM (/7Eaz)

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LOL. Got me there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

463 Wait, Bill Kristol and Paul Krugmen AREN'T the same person?

Dang. All these years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (WF0+t)

464 >>You are so screwed if you don't get a necklace or earrings or something.

First anniversary. We had just spent a buttload of money on a boat so we agreed no presents. I thought I outsmarted her with that one got her 2 dozen roses and a box of chocolates she loved.

She got me a Rolex.

You can't recover from shit like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)

465 Getting those shirts buttoned up every morning.
Posted by: wth at

I imagine he gets pretty winded and it takes a couple tries.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (MGB5H)

466 So not only was there a pop quiz but it was graded? Can I do extra credit?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)
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You'll have to stay late.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

467 Sponge, does using the same sock multiple times count as 1 strike or is it a strike per post?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 03:47 PM (tT6L1)

468 =====

You HAD a bad habit? You've done it twice just in this thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

It's been a LONG time since I've struck out.

And I might be hungover........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

469 The only problem with this plan is the chaffing.
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So you have no sense of smell, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 03:47 PM (FjX4/)

470 She got me a Rolex.

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o_O

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 03:47 PM (WF0+t)

471 437 He's not verbally or mentally sparring with anyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit

He made Paul Ryan look like a dummy, as I recall.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

++++

I am no fan of Paul Ryan, but Biden's behavior and nonsense gibberish, like an insane asylum escapee, left Ryan shocked and incredulous that a person could carry on so and not be taken back to the funny farm right then and there.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2024 03:48 PM (7YG60)

472 Renfield just texted me and said that LAT article is an embarrassing piece of toadying.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 09, 2024 03:48 PM (tRd71)

473 Sponge, does using the same sock multiple times count as 1 strike or is it a strike per post?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 03:47 PM (tT6L1)

I think I'm counting each offense as a strike. So, if I screw up and use the same sock across multiple posts, each comment is a strike.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

474 >>o_O

Hey I still have the watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 03:49 PM (LkLld)

475 Jordan isn't in to jewelry?

Shoes it is, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 03:50 PM (tT6L1)

476
I am no fan of Paul Ryan, but Biden's behavior and nonsense gibberish, like an insane asylum escapee, left Ryan shocked and incredulous that a person could carry on so and not be taken back to the funny farm right then and there.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2024 03:48 PM (7YG60)

Ryan didn't defend himself and Biden was an obnoxious asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

477 "Coprophage" is such a great insult. Very high brow, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 09, 2024 03:50 PM (L+Bgq)

478 "My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

And Kumala is there to pick up the cock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 03:51 PM (tkR6S)

479 For the list of Dems behind Grandpa, Newsome is most likely. He has the Pelosi connection (but also a funny Trump one), and he looks the part. He can string a sentence together coherently and lie with sincerity. He doesn’t cackle. Yes, he comes across as the rich preppy boy character who gets dumped in the pool at the end of the movie, but if they run Kamamalala they will have to scream racist even more than they do now to try to bury her gaffes.

Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2024 03:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

480 It IS quite funny how Joe is looking more and more like Jeff Dunham's Walter every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

481 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

482 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at February 09, 2024 03:55 PM (T4tVD)

483 I remember when Erin Burnet used to be hot.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 03:56 PM (1bNHn)

484 mg flip

no spaces
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM

Capitalize IMG and it stays.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Thanks!

Posted by: I'm Gumby dammit! at February 09, 2024 04:26 PM (OIFPS)

485 Remember, he has to face a few days of this, but gets to avoid a Trump style 2 years of legal fees and drip drip stories about his criminal charges...

Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2024 04:33 PM (c2WeP)

486 Do any of these rocket surgery geniuses recognize that if Biden isn't a doddering man with mental lapses and poor memory, then he should be charged with multiple crimes related to classified documents?

The Feds used the "he's too stupid to know better" defense. There is no OTHER defense they can use, which is why they leaned into it so hard.

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 09, 2024 04:36 PM (mvURQ)

487 As bad as that demented brain-dead bastard from hell is, lurking behind the curtains is one of the few people on this planet dumber than he is. That ignorant wench makes AOC look like a Mensa member.

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