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SILVER ALERT: SPECIAL COUNSEL REPORTS THAT BIDEN CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT YEARS HE WAS VICE PRESIDENT, OR EVEN WHAT APPROXIMATE, BALLPARK YEAR BEAU BIDEN DIED

He literally talks about Beau Biden three times a week.

He constantly lies about Beau being killed in Iraq.

But I guess he's not lying -- he's just an elderly man with a "significantly limited" memory whose mental state is too deteriorated to form the mens rea to intentionally lie.

Spencer Brown at TownHall:


By admitting that it would be a struggle to convince Americans that Biden possesses a "mental state of willfulness," they're admitting he's too far gone to be the President of the United States.

Even worse, the special counsel's recounting of the interviews with Biden found even more staggering lapses in the president's memory (emphasis added):

In his interview with our office, Mr. Biden's memory was worse. He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended ("if it was 2013 - when did I stop being Vice President?"), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began ("in 2009, am I still Vice President?"). He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died. And his memory appeared hazy when describing the Afghanistan debate that was once so important to him. Among other things, he mistakenly said he "had a real difference" of opinion with General Karl Eikenberry, when, in fact, Eikenberry was an ally whom Mr. Eiden cited approvingly in his Thanksgiving memo to President Obama.

While it remains to be seen the full fallout of the special counsel's report, it's safe to assume the 25th Amendment will become a topic of discussion in the coming days, as well as Biden's future as Democrats' 2024 nominee.


I... don't see how Biden continues. I don't. Like I said in the last thread, I know I've been saying he's not going to be the nominee for years (and in fact doubted in 2016 he'd make it to November).

But this is an Official Government Document branding the President of the United States as senile and too mentally deteriorated to form the necessary cognitive state of "willfulness" required by a crime.

(By the way: A commenter pointed out that while he may be demented now, presumably he wasn't demented when he was a senator stealing these documents, so the DOJ's excuse for not prosecuting him actually makes no legal sense. They should just be clear that Biden's brain is, in their estimation, too far gone for him to really have any continuity with or connection to the man who committed these crimes.)

The media will of course attempt to bury it, but it is Unburiable.

Furthermore, there are prominent Democrats like David Axelrod who have been banging the drum for Biden to step aside (or be moved aside by more competent people).

Will he go silent now? Now that the DOJ has officially declared that Joe Biden is mentally unfit to stand trial?

Doubtful.

This is not great news for us, because... Well, Joe Biden was one Democrat we thought that Trump could actually beat, with negatives even higher than his own.

Will he be able to beat the replacement? Hard to say. But remember, the DNC will not unveil the replacement until the last possible second, thereby denying us the opportunity to inform the public about whichever corrupt leftist they've selected.

Nominees lose popularity throughout the campaign season. The DNC and corrupt election-rigging media is scheming to unveil the nominee in.... August, a few short months before the election, and then relying on the tech monopolies to suppress all negative stories about the Surprise Candidate.

Thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:54 PM




Comments

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1 Lurst!

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (VpZau)

3 Grey!

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (VpZau)

4 Well, Beau has died fifty or so times so…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (u73oe)

5 Silver?

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (VpZau)

6 Look, fat.

Posted by: ... at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (oNgxs)

7 Does this work? [/blockquote]

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 04:55 PM (xhfG9)

8 Everything is upside down. If this is the end, it sure is stupid.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

9 Lurst!

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
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And the lurst will fast.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 04:55 PM (krQz2)

10 This is all so depressing

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 04:55 PM (Akjoo)

11 Ditch Mitch
Keep The Gray

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (vFG9F)

12 In case I haven't mentioned it yet today.... Dad was smarter than Younger Joe Biden and Younger Donald Trump put together... and when he got dementia, neither that nor anything else mattered.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (gHSfI)

13 Does this work? [/blockquote]

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 04:55 PM (xhfG9)
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It does not.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (krQz2)

14 Darn

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (vFG9F)

15 Whoa.

Posted by: Gray grey at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (w/0A+)

16 Guess not.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (xhfG9)

17 Tanned rested

Ready

Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2024 04:56 PM (AR07F)

18 Speaking of mush....I think I'll have some oatmeal for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (xcxpd)

19 Ace. I love when you use Latin words. It makes me feel like my IQ went up a couple points.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (Zodq1)

20 should be fixed now

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (KRtlO)

21 Beau Biden fired heroically while stealing top secret files from the White House.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (YofvK)

22 READ THE CONTENT AGAIN.

I'm a noob today.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (N1tpc)

23 not so sure they will be able to replace Joetato

and if they try, it will get very very ugly

Jill is probably too dumb to have gamed this out, but that family of low class thugs know how to sling mud no matter what. they will FIGHT

no way the Left comes out of this undamaged

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (AcWfM)

24 >>>17 Tanned rested
Ready
Posted by: Hillary!

I was trying to think of a "bloated, blahblah, blahblah" for Hillary earlier.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (KRtlO)

25 silver alert, silver typeface LOL

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (hyRRf)

26 But this is an Official Government Document branding the President of the United States as senile and too mentally deteriorated to form the necessary cognitive state of "willfulness" required by a crime.

Is the Special Counsel a Doctor like Doctor Jill?

No? Then it's not official anything, you megaMAGA insurrectionist!

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (xhfG9)

27 Trump said "pussy" ... as secret code to Putin.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (krQz2)

28 He literally talks about Beau Biden three times a week.

He constantly lies about Beau being killed in Iraq.

++++
This is probably one of the reasons he can't even ballpark it.

First, it hasn't happened yet. Since Biden is apparently spending a lot of time in the 90s, Beau is probably still alive much of the time.

Beyond that, Beau dies all the time and due to all sorts of things. Biden has told so many discrete and contradictory lies about Beau's death and has done so for so long that he probably *can't* suss out the truth anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (yjAVs)

29 He took some files when he was a Senator and then when he was VP. I don't care if he is senile now and screw the "intent". How do they know his intent? At the least this is negligence but he's not even getting charged with this...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (Akjoo)

30 by August - hell by April - all of this will be a dim memory

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (AcWfM)

31 Tanned, rested and ready to ignore!

Posted by: Demedia at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (krQz2)

32 Fwiw, on PresictIt, Biden is down 8 and Newsom is up 7 on the news.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (YofvK)

33 The DNC is hoping they can pull an Obama of of their ass.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

34 Beau Is Afraid

lol I crack myself up

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (AcWfM)

35 1 Lurst!
Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

... a sandwich meat?

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (hyRRf)

36 Update: doctor came out. Triple bypass and valve replacement. Things look good so far. Surgery done. So, first hurdle cleared.

They also said the surgery is on ewetub. Who in the actual hell (besides a doctor) would want to see that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (XsP2D)

37 The most insidious power the media has is the power to ignore.

Posted by: Sez Chris Plante at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (w/0A+)

38 The DNC is hoping they can pull an Obama of of their ass.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (vFG9F)
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Just like last time.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (krQz2)

39 I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (geLO8)

40 OK, now what about all those other people who knew about these docs.

Biden did not move those boxes on his own, others HAD to have known... especially the ones at the Univercity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (xaFKb)

41 Biden has told so many discrete and contradictory lies about Beau's death and has done so for so long that he probably *can't* suss out the truth anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 04:58 PM (yjAVs)


But the Left doesn't care. Not at all.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (xhfG9)

42 I think removing Joe helps Kennedy and further splits the Democrat vote.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (tT6L1)

43 Just asked the progressive ARNP
I support who her dream ticket for the democrats is......


Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama.


I kid you not. And she's serious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (OnhE9)

44 Biden's white hot obsessive hatred of Donald Trump also seems short of mentally healthy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (Ihuf8)

45 Beau Biden died in a tragic accident involving Joe’s beloved Corvette.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (YofvK)

46 Nominees lose popularity throughout the campaign season. The DNC and corrupt election-rigging media is scheming to unveil the nominee in.... August, a few short months before the election, and then relying on the tech monopolies to suppress all negative stories about the Surprise Candidate.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:54 PM

Yes. Democrats want to forever run on the "This guy that you don't know HAS to be better than Trump (or whoever the next Republican is)"

That's literally what they did with Biden already. Hide him away, make all sorts of claims about what I nice guy he is, and say TRUMP BAD TRUMP BAD TRUMP BAD!!!

That will be their gambit until the mass public wises up. Which I don't think is likely before everything collapses on itself.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (N1tpc)

47 Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (XsP2D)

Good news... Prayers continue

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (Akjoo)

48 Wow, you guys really hate old people!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (vivhj)

49 Beau Is Afraid

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (AcWfM)
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But Beau has fear?

A thousand times no!

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (krQz2)

50 39 I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this.


yeah Don

I pray a lot

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (AcWfM)

51
38 The DNC is hoping they can pull an Obama of of their ass.

Stop. I can only get so erect

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (AR07F)

52 >Update: doctor came out. Triple bypass and valve replacement. Things look good so far. Surgery done. So, first hurdle cleared.
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Outstanding news! Hope your dad continues to improve.

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (geLO8)

53 I'm anxious to see how the MSM blames this on Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (JojsZ)

54 36 Update: doctor came out. Triple bypass and valve replacement. Things look good so far. Surgery done. So, first hurdle cleared.

They also said the surgery is on ewetub. Who in the actual hell (besides a doctor) would want to see that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (XsP2D)

Whew!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (hyRRf)

55 But I guess he's not lying -- he's just an elderly man with a "significantly limited" memory whose mental state is too deteriorated to form the mens rea to intentionally lie.
_______________

Now THIS is the guy I want to control nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

56 Will he be able to beat the replacement? Hard to say. But remember, the DNC will not unveil the replacement until the last possible second, thereby denying us the opportunity to inform the public about whichever corrupt leftist they've selected.
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Yup.

If this is the plan, then the scheming going on right now must be absolutely stupendous. The amount of blackmail, bribery, threats, alignment of influence networks, strengthening and weakening of factions, etc. must be astounding.

The amount of money that is going to be spent, the number of favors exchanged, the number of people literally or politically killed (most of whom are unknown to the public but functionaries within powerful Party factions) and, of course, the damage done to the public will be breathtaking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (yjAVs)

57 Wow, you guys really hate old people!
Posted by: Just Lily at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (vivhj)
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A lot of ableism on this board.

Non-stop ableism.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (krQz2)

58 I’m getting ads for Cheech and Chong’s Cruise Chews, whatever the F that is.

After reading the recent posts, I may get some.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (uKeRS)

59 Lurst!
Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

... a sandwich meat?
Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 04:59 PM (hyRRf)
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Compressed liverwurst.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (0gvpA)

60 I guess it's too much to hope that the Rs will do ALL the battle prep on ALL possible replacements and start discussing it ALL as part of the discussion on Biden's mushbrain report?

I mean, since they should ALREADY have done ALL of that?

(I can dream)

Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (enw9G)

61 Nominees lose popularity throughout the campaign season. The DNC and corrupt election-rigging media is scheming to unveil the nominee in.... August, a few short months before the election, and then relying on the tech monopolies to suppress all negative stories about the Surprise Candidate.
++++
Possible, yeah. I guess we'll see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (yjAVs)

62 So I guess this takes the focus off the Putin interview eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (W/lyH)

63 Now THIS is the guy I want to control nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (YqDXo)
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Trust us. He doesn't.

Posted by: DC at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (krQz2)

64 John Wick killed Beau Biden with a pencil.

A vucking pencil.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2024 05:01 PM (cf/0E)

65 "I... don't see how Biden continues. I don't. Like I said in the last thread, I know I've been saying he's not going to be the nominee for years (and in fact doubted in 2016 he'd make it to November)."

The boss is right. The knives are out in the open now.
Something is going on with the movers and shakers in DC.
Things will be getting much weirder than we can anticipate.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (VMFAF)

66 The steyn trial is demonstrative of all of modern American history. The nation cannot abide the d.c. court, d.c. itself. I'm pretty sure which will survive though. The left has advantage at every step.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (Y6IkP)

67 Beau Biden died defending the Alamo from the Japanese on the 4th of July, 1776.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (YofvK)

68 >>The DNC and corrupt election-rigging media is scheming to unveil the nominee in.... August, a few short months before the election, and then relying on the tech monopolies to suppress all negative stories about the Surprise Candidate.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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Thus spake Ace
I totally agree

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (geLO8)

69 One thing I can promise you, I will fix this border situation! Which, mind you, is not a crisis. Just a thing that urgently needs fixed for the good of the country.

Posted by: Generic Democratic Nominee at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (hqVaF)

70 I was trying to think of a "bloated, blahblah, blahblah" for Hillary earlier.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (KRtlO)

Blind, bloated, and blotto?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (tkR6S)

71 The media is already writing about how good old Joe sacrificed everything.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (Ihuf8)

72 "Compressed liverwurst.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight "

It's a sputtered meat product.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (vFG9F)

73 60 I guess it's too much to hope that the Rs will do ALL the battle prep on ALL possible replacements and start discussing it ALL as part of the discussion on Biden's mushbrain report?

The RNC is sending them all flowers.

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (AR07F)

74 Maybe "they" already worked a deal with Biden ... non-prosecution if he agrees to drop out?

Will have to watch to see who MSNBC and CNN start pushing to the front. Or is it too late, and Joe runs but gives power to ? the same set of handlers I suppose.

Hillary is rested and ... flabby, not ready. Michelle can't do the talking points and probably has no interest, would rather sit on the millions they already have ... maybe write another book. Newsom has the youth and hair ... tick tock ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (Cus5s)

75 Looks like injecting whatever experimental drug straight into his brain isn't even working now.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (wNDOJ)

76 I carried the nuclear football in the NFL, Jack

Posted by: Joe Fuzzy Math Biden at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (NtVYv)

77 Whaddya want from me, a Wilkie button?

Posted by: Obscure movie reference at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (w/0A+)

78
Nominees lose popularity throughout the campaign season. The DNC and corrupt election-rigging media is scheming to unveil the nominee in.... August, a few short months before the election, and then relying on the tech monopolies to suppress all negative stories about the Surprise Candidate.

My opinion? Doesn't matter. RFK Jr has the 'Kennedy' name and will pull enough votes from whatever smuck the left uses as a sacrificial goat in November.

Still time to get on the Trump Train, Ace. All of the cult will welcome you with a hearty concoction of Flavor Aid and bottom shelf Value Rite as a rite of initiation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (nIvob)

79 This is a good time for states to start separating themselves from DC. The reason is now obvious.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (BdMk6)

80 50 39 I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this.

yeah Don

I pray a lot
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 08, 2024 05:00 PM (AcWfM)

Throughout the Bible, God tests his Children... even his own Son.

I truly believe we are being tested.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (xaFKb)

81 >Beau Biden died defending the Alamo from the Japanese on the 4th of July, 1776.

Posted by: Montec
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I heard Beau died leading the attack over Macho Grande

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (geLO8)

82 >>>Blind, bloated, and blotto?

ah yeah, the "Blotto" is perfect

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

83 I wastrying to think of a "bloated, blahblah, blahblah" for Hillary earlier.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 04:57 PM (KRtlO)

Bloated, gassy and drunk?

Posted by: Lars at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (kJH1Z)

84 Tippecanoe and 10% too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (R4t5M)

85 Corn Pop the really bad dude killed Beau Biden.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (YofvK)

86 But this is an Official Government Document branding the President of the United States as senile and too mentally deteriorated to form the necessary cognitive state of "willfulness" required by a crime.
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Frank Reynolds is not Donkey Brained.
He's got a certificate and everything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (cSaKW)

87 Brak, I suspect you're right

Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (enw9G)

88 Beau Biden died in a tragic accident involving Joe’s beloved Corvette.
Posted by: Montec

Or he got a paper cut while going through his Dad's stolen documents and bled out.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (Zodq1)

89
It wouldn't be difficult to determine using established tests whether Dear Leader's level of mental competence is that of a baked potato. But his supporters won't ask questions they don't want to hear the answer to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (MoZTd)

90 We are tested every day. Not just during election.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (V13WU)

91
DC is not sending its best.

Posted by: Axeman--DC Sucks at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

92 Eh? Speak up, sonny.

Posted by: Shuffling Clock Repairman Tim Conway at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (Zz86T)

93 Willowed from the last thread:

No matter what Joe does, this release should require Garland to call for a 25th (standing behind his office) or to resign (deciding not to do so). There should be no other option for him, and that's who we pressure.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (exHjb)

94
This is the excuse the dems were looking for to remove Turnip Brain from the 2024 election.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (t6XCL)

95 So, the Florida Man defense?

Posted by: Boswell at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (K+UlC)

96 I don't think they will be able to win by just keeping Joe in the basement this time

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (Akjoo)

97 no recent (or any) polling of Trum v Newsom, huh ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (V13WU)

98 Or he got a paper cut while going through his Dad's stolen documents and bled out.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:04 PM (Zodq1)
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You think he would have been more careful on his fourth death that way.

Posted by: Axeman--DC Sucks at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (krQz2)

99 WH Press Sec Curly Sue has her work cut out for her

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (geLO8)

100 or, Trump v Michelle ??

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (V13WU)

101 Beau Biden was in DC on January 6th and died saving AOC from the Trump insurrectionists.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (YofvK)

102 Looks like injecting whatever experimental drug straight into his brain isn't even working now.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (wNDOJ)
++++
Eventually, even careful handling of increasingly dangerous stimulants can't get the job done.

The SOTU ought to be interesting. Like they have previously, they are going to shoot him up with the best possible drug cocktail and manage the preceding days very carefully to ensure he is well-rested and probably try to scheme it out so that he feels like it's morning (adjust his sleeping schedule for a week or so in advance).

If he can put on a good (by Biden standards) show for 45-60 minutes, that will be telling. He was able to do it last year and the year before, and in a couple of other important addresses over the past couple of years.

If SOTU is a poor performance (by Biden standards) or runs for 30 minutes or less, they can't manage him anymore even under favorable conditions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (yjAVs)

103 They are probably already diligently working on improving the public image of Biden’s replacement.

An observant person, who actually gives a shit, could probably figure out who it will be right now.

The GOP, of course, has no such person.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (uKeRS)

104 >>>I don't think they will be able to win by just keeping Joe in the basement this time

no, probably not... which means they'll have to make a move.

Can't wait for Joe Scarborough's spin! It will be something, I'm sure!

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

105 Will he be able to beat the replacement? Hard to say. But remember, the DNC will not unveil the replacement until the last possible second, thereby denying us the opportunity to inform the public about whichever corrupt leftist they've selected.


It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Bob Torricelli at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (ZOfsy)

106 One thing I can promise you, I will fix this border situation! Which, mind you, is not a crisis. Just a thing that urgently needs fixed for the good of the country.
Posted by: Generic Democratic Nominee at February 08, 2024 05:02 PM (hqVaF)
______________

Later, after being installed as President: "And I WOULD have fixed it, if only those Republicans had passed the legislation I needed! Oh well ... bienvenidos, mi amigos!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

107 >no recent (or any) polling of Trum v Newsom, huh ?

Newsome wins with 181 million votes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (cf/0E)

108 it's comic and tragic at once

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (geLO8)

109 What's your share?

Betcha he remembers that one.

Posted by: DSDHC Esq at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (GXBev)

110 93 Willowed from the last thread:

No matter what Joe does, this release should require Garland to call for a 25th (standing behind his office) or to resign (deciding not to do so). There should be no other option for him, and that's who we pressure.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Impeach Garland if he doesn't call for 25th?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

111 No matter what Joe does, this release should require Garland to call for a 25th (standing behind his office) or to resign (deciding not to do so). There should be no other option for him, and that's who we pressure.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (exHjb)
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Hmm, I'd forgotten about the 25th.

Kamala is eagerly warming up in the bullpen.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

112 no, probably not... which means they'll have to make a move.

Can't wait for Joe Scarborough's spin! It will be something, I'm sure!
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (KRtlO)
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[ NO POUNCING ZONE ]

Posted by: Joe ScarIntern at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (krQz2)

113 They are probably already diligently working on improving the public image of Biden’s replacement.

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I think it's Newsom. Trip to China, trip to Israel, Biden's trusted surrogate, raising national profile.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (V13WU)

114 I wonder what JIll is doing right now?
Yelling, screaming and throwing things I'm guessing.
Boy would I love to be a fly on the wall right now.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (VMFAF)

115 Biden has his claws firmly wrapped around the presidency and he will not let go, just like he will not stop sniffing little white girls hair.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (qZdIZ)

116 They are probably already diligently working on improving the public image of Biden’s replacement.

An observant person, who actually gives a shit, could probably figure out who it will be right now.

The GOP, of course, has no such person.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2024 05:06 PM (uKeRS)
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What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

117 At this point, President Camacho is looking like a philosopher king in comparison.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (wNDOJ)

118 While I appreciate your optimism here Ace, I believe this is absolutely "Buriable" by the media.

The headline is "Biden Cleared, OrangeMan Still Very BAD"

And that's it. And some hand waiving. And some "BUT HER EMAILS" and some "MOVEON.ORG"

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (5C4od)

119 My peeps: it’s Newsom not Newsome. No e at the end.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YofvK)

120 Kamala is eagerly warming up in the bullpen.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
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Something, rested and ready!

(To be set up for success, dammit!)

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (krQz2)

121 >Impeach Garland if he doesn't call for 25th?

Posted by: Chuck Martel


this impotent Congress couldn't impeach Hitler

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (geLO8)

122 America is having a constitutional crisis? Golly, that's so sad for you Americans! But Formosa my people, it's not a big deal.

Posted by: Winnie Jinping at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (hqVaF)

123 Some of we are not so bearish on Trump's chance against Governor Hair Gel, Witmer or Kamala.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (LkLld)

124 Biden is speaking like this is not a problem at all. He spoke to a group telling them that he knew he would be found not guilty. "Case closed" and then went on to say that Trump's Mar-a-Lago case was completely different.
He the said, "I became president to bring red states and green states together."

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (NpAcC)

125 I like how this is taking shape. Neither Biden nor his wife will agree to go quietly. There will be public fighting that will emphasize his senility and stubborness. A great number of Democrats will side with Biden and view any effort to force him out with disdain. The candidates vying to replace him will be seen by them as cruel vultures, pitting them against the remaining Dems who want to move on. Popcorn.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (bNf8H)

126 If Kamala becomes Pres, expect some other countries to make their moves immediately.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

127 I think it's Newsom. Trip to China, trip to Israel, Biden's trusted surrogate, raising national profile.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (V13WU

Negatives... White male

Destroyed California

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (Akjoo)

128 What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)
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They buy flowers and office supplies after paying scores of consultants to help them decide which flowers and office supplies to buy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (yjAVs)

129 What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

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Buy flowers, apparently.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (wNDOJ)

130 "Who in the actual hell (besides a doctor) would want to see that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone"

Plenty of people who don't mind blood and like watching skilled people do things requiring skill.

Though, last I knew Der Tube censors surgeries so you can't see any of the interesting bits any way.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (ou9hh)

131
They also said the surgery is on ewetub. Who in the actual hell (besides a doctor) would want to see that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone


My mother used to watch operations on TV. Not me, I'm squeamish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (63Dwl)

132 I think it's Newsom. Trip to China, trip to Israel, Biden's trusted surrogate, raising national profile.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (V13WU)
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I think Newsom did that off his own bat to try to position himself to be selected.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

133 Trump vs. The Wookie on the debate stage.

Posted by: Pay per view, baby! at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (w/0A+)

134
What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

Stop and smell the roses.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (vivhj)

135 >>>Destroyed California

they want to do the country like they did to california. They see california as a success!

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (KRtlO)

136 I've been reliably informed by everyone who works with Biden that he is such an intellectual and physical dynamo, that they can't even keep up with him.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (YQ4mh)

137 4 Well, Beau has died fifty or so times so…
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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OMG!!! They killed Beau!!! Those bastards!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (dqpqf)

138 While I appreciate your optimism here Ace, I believe this is absolutely "Buriable" by the media.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (5C4od)
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Hold our martinis!

Posted by: Demedia at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (krQz2)

139 110 93 Willowed from the last thread:

No matter what Joe does, this release should require Garland to call for a 25th (standing behind his office) or to resign (deciding not to do so). There should be no other option for him, and that's who we pressure.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Impeach Garland if he doesn't call for 25th?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

I mean, he would not be upholding the duty of his office. Of course, Rs were one short this week on that theory.

Instead, I'd ramp it up publicly that you can't say you won't prosecute b/c he has dementia, but you'll let him pardon folks while he does...miscarriage of justice (don't even need to get into nuke codes - can keep it all in DOJ)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (exHjb)

140 [long pause]

I don't got all day.

[looks at wrist grandfather clock]

Posted by: Shuffling Clock Repairman Tim Conway at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (Zz86T)

141 Michelle as VP, so he stays on track and he is golden!

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (V13WU)

142 I do want Kamala to be President, if only just for a few months so we can rub Hillary's face in it.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (vFG9F)

143
"But, O Hallie! If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night—amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours—always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by." - Gen. Beau Biden before First Bull Run

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (MoZTd)

144 This Biden guy, he...let me use the right words, he...well anyway.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (LaNzR)

145 114 I wonder what JIll is doing right now?
Yelling, screaming and throwing things I'm guessing.
Boy would I love to be a fly on the wall right now.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (VMFAF)

Drinking.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (hyRRf)

146 At this point, President Camacho is looking like a philosopher king in comparison.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (wNDOJ)
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President Camacho was aware of his limitations, was willing to listen to advice and genuinely wanted to do well by the country. No comparison.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (0gvpA)

147 Will he go silent now?

..

After he pardons Hunter.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (X22VU)

148 135 >>>Destroyed California

they want to do the country like they did to california. They see california as a success!
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (KRtlO)

"they" might but the folks might not

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (Akjoo)

149 >>>I think Newsom did that off his own bat to try to position himself to be selected.

yes and he's been lying like a "sociopathic narcissist" (as Adam Carolla says) about how immeasurably great Biden's presidency has been to get into Jill's good graces when the time comes for her to pick a successor.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (KRtlO)

150 I am not worried in the least about any of this because Ronna McDaniel is on charge of the RNC in an election. We are officially living in a Monty Python simulation.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (Zodq1)

151 >He the said, "I became president to bring red states and green states together."

Posted by: redridinghood

no
did he really?

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (geLO8)

152 I've been reliably informed by everyone who works with Biden that he is such an intellectual and physical dynamo, that they can't even keep up with him.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (YQ4mh)
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Soon to adopt RBG's planking regimen.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)

153
It's too bad that Senile Joe doesn't have juuuuuust a little more on the ball.

He'd fight getting kicked out hammer and tong, and he probably knows where a lot of the bodies are buried.

And, hell, this is Biden. He'd just lie to fuck everyone over.

I'd love to see Biden's lie-filled, low-self esteem malice turned on the Dims for once but....nope.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (nFnyb)

154
This is now the leading story at the Daily Mail.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (w6EFb)

155 RDS ended Newsome’s chances with that debate, IMHO.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (u73oe)

156 I sort of assume the Junta has tried, without success, to move Joe aside. I also bet Jill is a big reason why the deal was never cut. Now we have this report which confirms everything we've known about Joe.

I'll bet Jill is livid right now.

And that makes me smile.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (tT6L1)

157 Will he go silent now?
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Like Mitch?

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (krQz2)

158 WH Press Sec Curly Sue has her work cut out for her
Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (geLO

Curly Howard was funnier, but Curly Sue is cuter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (tkR6S)

159 I like how this is taking shape. Neither Biden nor his wife will agree to go quietly. There will be public fighting that will emphasize his senility and stubborness. A great number of Democrats will side with Biden and view any effort to force him out with disdain. The candidates vying to replace him will be seen by them as cruel vultures, pitting them against the remaining Dems who want to move on. Popcorn.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (bNf8H)
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Imagine the mutual shit-slinging that will inevitably ensue, when both sides desperately want to prevail, and both sides have cubic light years worth of shit to sling.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

160 oh thanks for this tip, andycanuck. I forgot to hat tip you. I'll add it.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

161
We have a tradition in this country of not attacking addled old incontinent fools before the election!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (MoZTd)

162 Got resources - Hollywood, tech will fall in line behind him. He is for " 2 state solution!" (TM) , so here is your Michigan. Wall street will love him.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (V13WU)

163 t's too bad that Senile Joe doesn't have juuuuuust a little more on the ball.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2024 05:10 PM (nFnyb)
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I got more hair on my balls than your MOM!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (krQz2)

164 DNC would nominate Oprah with Taylor Swift as her running mate if they thought it would allow them to convincingly rig the next election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (uKeRS)

165 I do want Kamala to be President, if only just for a few months so we can rub Hillary's face in it.
Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (vFG9F)
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It's not like Kamala will actually be in charge of making decisions. Though as POTUS she'll technically be responsible for the consequences. And when she loses to Trump she can blame it on racist MAGA people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (7fElN)

166
I can't believe that Steins attorneys let the case go before a DC court. How does one spell 'ineffective assistance of counsel'?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 08, 2024 05:12 PM (nIvob)

167 >>>156 I sort of assume the Junta has tried, without success, to move Joe aside. I also bet Jill is a big reason why the deal was never cut. Now we have this report which confirms everything we've known about Joe.

there's always the chance that Joe and Jill tell the Democrat establishment to fuck off, and that they're in it until the Grim Reaper takes Joe.

Let's hope that's it.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

168 Who cares about that stuff when this is going on:

"Mutant wolves exposed to Chernobyl disaster have evolved new superpower, scientists discover"

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (vFG9F)

169 "But, O Hallie! If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night—amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours—always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by." - Gen. Beau Biden before First Bull Run"

P.S. What's Hunter doing there?

Posted by: Just Lily at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (vivhj)

170
In a serious country, they would be having 25th Amendment discussions right now. This is what that amendment was all about, a sitting president in a coma, too sick to function, or going off his rocker.

Hell, should've had that discussion long before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (w6EFb)

171 I think it's Newsom. Trip to China, trip to Israel, Biden's trusted surrogate, raising national profile.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:07 PM (V13WU)
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A lot of that is Newsom doing his own thing to try to raise his profile and slide in. I don't think he's answering to Kalorama for those things. I think he's making an independent play.

And Newsom has two huge problems and one minor problem.
First, he's a he and he's white. That's a pretty big problem right now. If he were a she (like Whitmer), he'd have a better shot but he isn't.

Second, he's from California. That's a really serious problem. There is enormous maneuvering room when it comes to fixing elections, but synthesizing the entire thing is a pretty tall order, and they'd probably have to pull out the stops to make up the gap for *any* California candidate. California politicians don't seem to understand just how deeply they're held in contempt by the interior, by people who identify with either party. Moreso among Republicans, of course, but not exclusively. I don't think *any* California politician can credibly carry a national election.

The minor problem is his track record of destruction in CA.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (yjAVs)

172 The cynic in me wonders what they’re trying to distract me from.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (u73oe)

173 Dear Mr. Ace, One can only guess how many times comments here have appeared in official briefing PowerPoint presentations. Especially the Kamala/Hillary crack. I'll see mysilf out.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (as3uC)

174 My peeps: it’s Newsom not Newsome. No e at the end.

Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YofvK)

So when the time comes, he will be hangd, not hanged?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (tkR6S)

175 >>I can't believe that Steins attorneys let the case go before a DC court. How does one spell 'ineffective assistance of counsel'?

I think he's pro se, representing himself. I'm 99.9% sure of that.

So.... as they say, a man who serves as his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

176
I think if I worked in the White House, by now I'd try to convince Senile Joe that his son's name wasn't Beau, but

was Bean. Bean Biden.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (nFnyb)

177 Comma Lah sucks at her job.

Posted by: Frequently at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (RP3tz)

178
Hell, should've had that discussion long before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

_________

Like, in 2020.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (MoZTd)

179 >Curly Howard was funnier, but Curly Sue is cuter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

ah Curly
did you ever see the one where the Stooges are inside the Nazi base, and Curly hides inside a big radio cabinet, and he's playing the harmonica and kazoo and tambourine so the Nazi officer twisting the dials thinks he's listening to music

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (geLO8)

180 Joe can't go until he pardons Hunter which he can't do until Hunter is convicted of something.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

181 Beau had died more times and in more ways than Kenny from South Park.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (qs7bn)

182 Are you ready for President...

Fauci?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (X22VU)

183 99 WH Press Sec Curly Sue has her work cut out for her
Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (geLO

LOL

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (hyRRf)

184 Will Trump have the balls to call Michelle... BIG MIKE on the campaign trail?

This I cannot wait to see...

Posted by: ET at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (8myOx)

185 In a serious country, they would be having 25th Amendment discussions right now. This is what that amendment was all about, a sitting president in a coma, too sick to function, or going off his rocker.

Hell, should've had that discussion long before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (w6EFb)
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You beat to my own comment with that last line.

If we were a serious country, Biden wouldn't have been installed in the first place. He's gotten worse recently, but he wasn't exactly mentally sharp during the campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (yjAVs)

186 Track records don’t mean shit to democrats. Look at Biden’s track record! Shit, Obama didn’t even have one. He just wrote a couple of lame ass books.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (uKeRS)

187 It has been agreed that Joe Biden will in fact participate in Presidential Debates, sort of. The Biden campaign will determine what questions should be asked and what Joe Biden's answers would have been, if he had actually been physically present and not in his basement hiding from Covid-23. And while they are at it, the campaign will be determining what Donald Trump's answers would have been if he were actually present rather than in jail for ... something.

Donald Trump will, of course, be prosecuted for the answers given, as determined by the Biden Campaign or anything else fabricated ... sorry, reported by the media.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (NptO6)

188 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (yjAVs)


There is a bit there, but on key points, Dems love California. During covid they all loved what he was doing, "real leader" blah blah blah. Being a CA gov is not a negative. Michelle as VP will fix his white guy problem.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (V13WU)

189 >>there's always the chance that Joe and Jill tell the Democrat establishment to fuck off, and that they're in it until the Grim Reaper takes Joe.

Let's hope that's it.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
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That's where I've placed my chips.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (bNf8H)

190 Will Trump have the balls to call Michelle... BIG MIKE on the campaign trail?

This I cannot wait to see...

Posted by: ET at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (8myOx)
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Well if he does, then we know his balls are bigger than hers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (7fElN)

191 but I don't think a defendant gets a lot of choice in what venue the lawsuit is heard in. the complainant has a lot more power to manipulate this.

Unfortunately, American law doesn't seem to recognize political bias in venue, and the GOP refuses to do anything about this.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (KRtlO)

192 4 Well, Beau has died fifty or so times so…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2024 04:54 PM



“Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once”

-- Will S.

(Actually, Beau might have been honorable? How about "the sons of cowards ...)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (HlyYF)

193 While I appreciate your optimism here Ace, I believe this is absolutely "Buriable" by the media.

The headline is "Biden Cleared, OrangeMan Still Very BAD"

And that's it. And some hand waiving. And some "BUT HER EMAILS" and some "MOVEON.ORG"
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (5C4od)

Yup. Lack of intent. Exactly the excuse they gave for the Hildebeast. All is forgiven .

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (BdMk6)

194 I wonder how many bottles of vodka Hillary has downed in the last two days? She has to be gonzo..."Joe got be president and he can't remember his nickname for his dick!"

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (Zodq1)

195 there's always the chance that Joe and Jill tell the Democrat establishment to fuck off, and that they're in it until the Grim Reaper takes Joe.

Let's hope that's it.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

—————

Joe is senile, Jill is not and she knows the only way she and her whole family stay out of prison is to remain in power.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (u73oe)

196 Will Trump have the balls to call Michelle... BIG MIKE on the campaign trail?

This I cannot wait to see...

Posted by: ET at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (8myOx)
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Remember, everybody was calling Joe "Creepy Joe" and he said he was not going to go there, but he would change it to "Sleepy Joe".

And he never called Biden "Creepy Joe", even though we all were.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (krQz2)

197 180 Joe can't go until he pardons Hunter which he can't do until Hunter is convicted of something.
Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

No, he can pardon in advance...but he can only pardon federal crimes.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (exHjb)

198 Dear presidents Putin, Xi , Mexican cartels , Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran , Venezuelan junta , space aliens and whomever else is concerned , please be kind to the USA as our president is a rutabaga.
Sincerely, the American people.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (EeR8D)

199 Joe will have to be dragged, shrieking at the top of his lungs, out of the White House.
I pray his liver spotted hands are nowhere near the nuclear football.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (Ihuf8)

200 >>>180 Joe can't go until he pardons Hunter which he can't do until Hunter is convicted of something.

no, incorrect. Gerald Ford, as you may remember, pardoned Nixon for all crimes he committed, or may have committed, during his presidency. He had been convicted of nothing. I don't think anyone even charged him.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (KRtlO)

201 How about Hillary taking half of DC with her.
"Your terms are acceptable."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (as3uC)

202 ...even within several years, when his son Beau died.
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Come on. The Normandy D-Day invasion was a long time ago and even I always think of WW2 as having been only 50 years ago!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (2yu8s)

203 Which norm is it that this restores?

Or is the the decency we were missing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (cSaKW)

204 Trump would have to actually differentiate himself from any given pro-Union, Rosanne Barr Progressive from Pennsylvania.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (Ue/5Q)

205 there's always the chance that Joe and Jill tell the Democrat establishment to fuck off, and that they're in it until the Grim Reaper takes Joe.

---
Reach out and touch me!

Posted by: Your own, Personal SMOD at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (krQz2)

206 Especially the Kamala/Hillary crack.
_____________

Unfortunate choice of words.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

207 >>>No, he can pardon in advance...but he can only pardon federal crimes.

but the crimes we know about are all federal, unless I'm missing some.

obviously Delaware, DC, and CA are not going to prosecute him for local crimes!

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (KRtlO)

208
"Form, form. There stands Beau, like a stone wall! Rally behind the Delawarians!"

Posted by: Manassas National Battlefield Park at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (RP3tz)

209 This borderline NSFW redhead resents being told for years how strong, smart and capable Joe Biden was when it was obvious to all that he wasn't:
http://tiny.cc/csmpwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (yjAVs)

210 (and in fact doubted in 2016 2020 he'd make it to November). [cough]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 08, 2024 05:18 PM (2yu8s)

211 Joe will have to be dragged, shrieking at the top of his lungs, out of the White House.
I pray his liver spotted hands are nowhere near the nuclear football.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:16 PM (Ihuf
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I'm also OK with feet first, in a pine box.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 08, 2024 05:18 PM (7fElN)

212 207 >>>No, he can pardon in advance...but he can only pardon federal crimes.

but the crimes we know about are all federal, unless I'm missing some.

obviously Delaware, DC, and CA are not going to prosecute him for local crimes!
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (KRtlO)

Now, Ace, look at who you're talking about and tell me you're convinced he kept his crimes just in 3 jurisdictions...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:18 PM (exHjb)

213 Here comes President Kamala!!!
They will move to immediately remove him from office, and she’s in…
They get their “first black female POTUS” but it’s poison, because she’s unelectable.
So there ya showdown coming in the dem ranks…
Do they fight his removal from office knowing they lose the White House for sure, but hope that they can get a better candidate in, or do they vote to remove him, get their “historic first”, but swallow the bitter pill??
This is fucking bad, but I still got the popcorn in the microwave…

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 08, 2024 05:18 PM (Gn3cp)

214 Oh. I stand corrected. Let's get it on then.

Posted by: fd at February 08, 2024 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

215 189 >>there's always the chance that Joe and Jill tell the Democrat establishment to fuck off, and that they're in it until the Grim Reaper takes Joe.

Let's hope that's it.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
___
That's where I've placed my chips.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (bNf8H)

Same.

Besides, Biden's staff has never had more power than they do now. Why would they give it up and let someone who's actually not non compos mentis tell them what to do?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (xwPfu)

216 So if he has been senile since 2017 all the executive orders and laws he's signed are now null and void right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (Akjoo)

217 I'll go to my grave convinced that there was enough room on the door for Beau Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (krQz2)

218 There is a bit there, but on key points, Dems love California. During covid they all loved what he was doing, "real leader" blah blah blah. Being a CA gov is not a negative. Michelle as VP will fix his white guy problem.
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:15 PM (V13WU)
++++
Hardcore Dems absolutely do. They will also vote for whoever is on the ballot no matter what. That 25% to 30% can be taken for granted, and will be picked up no matter who the candidate is.

But the rest are at least a bit nervous about California and her politicians. Being from CA presents an obstacle that must be overcome, in a course already riddled with obstacles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (yjAVs)

219 Shortly after "The President Has No Brain" report dropped Biden sucked up some air proclaiming with vigor, most likely meth induced, he was completely exonerated and that Trump was guilty because he said pussy. This act is is getting old.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (Zodq1)

220 So Obama gets a new puppet.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (J8LnB)

221 202 Come on. The Normandy D-Day invasion was a long time ago and even I always think of WW2 as having been only 50 years ago!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (2yu8s)

Closer to 100, now.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (hyRRf)

222 While I appreciate your optimism here Ace, I believe this is absolutely "Buriable" by the media.

The headline is "Biden Cleared, OrangeMan Still Very BAD"


I checked CNN and MSNBC and that's almost exactly what they're running with.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (sNc8Y)

223 The conservative case for the fitness of dementia patients to be president.
--David French

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (Ihuf8)

224 99 WH Press Sec Curly Sue has her work cut out for her
Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:05 PM (geLO
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Peter Ducie: Karin, the DOJ said yesterday that President Biden is old and senile. Are we done with this charade that he can serve out the rest of his first term, let alone a second term.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (G0vdT)

225 Republicans Pounce with Ableist Fury

Posted by: Headlines From Your Future at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (krQz2)

226 Shortly after "The President Has No Brain" report dropped Biden sucked up some air proclaiming with vigor, most likely meth induced, he was completely exonerated and that Trump was guilty because he said pussy. This act is is getting old.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:19 PM (Zodq1)
++++
Like act, like actor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (yjAVs)

227 I got it

Michelle/Kamala2024

taking bets

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (geLO8)

228 No way the Donks nominate a white guy ahead of Kamahaha.
It doesn't matter who they nominate, the machine will do its job.
They want to run against Trump.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (Eeb9P)

229 223 The conservative case for the fitness of dementia patients to be president.
--David French
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:20 PM (Ihuf

Wasn't that the late night skit last week - 81 years better than 96 charges, or something like that...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (exHjb)

230 The best thing for the Dems is for Biden to die in a horrible accident. They’ll ramp up the sympathy ala Wellstone.

Since that is the best outcome for the Dems, expect it to happen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (2fIO4)

231 198 Dear presidents Putin, Xi , Mexican cartels , Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran , Venezuelan junta , space aliens and whomever else is concerned , please be kind to the USA as our president is a rutabaga.
Sincerely, the American people.

Posted by: Smell the Glove
-------------------------

or

Be careful, everyone in DC and at the Pentagram are jumpy as shit.
Don't make any sudden moves or some idiot may jump the gun.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (mSwgC)

232 I dunno, if anyone thinks this will move the needle I got a bridge for sale. It will be forgotten by Monday. The only lingering takeaway will be that “Biden is innocent!”

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (29f9B)

233 The Guy Upstairs must really be angry at us.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (Angsy)

234 SPIN TIME~!!!

@TVietor08
Robert Hur's interviews with Biden were on October 8th and October 9th...days if not hours after the October 7th Hamas attack. If he seemed distracted, there is a pretty good reason why that doesn't require Hur to speculate on what conclusion a fictitious jury might have.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (IG4Id)

235 230 The best thing for the Dems is for Biden to die in a horrible accident. They’ll ramp up the sympathy ala Wellstone.

Since that is the best outcome for the Dems, expect it to happen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (2fIO4)

Jill would need to be next to him...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (exHjb)

236 This borderline NSFW redhead resents being told for years how strong, smart and capable Joe Biden was when it was obvious to all that he wasn't:
http://tiny.cc/csmpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (yjAVs)

Yowza!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (tkR6S)

237 Has Beau been added to those who died J6?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (Ihuf8)

238 The Guy Upstairs must really be angry at us.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (Angsy)
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We went full retard.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:22 PM (krQz2)

239 dunno, if anyone thinks this will move the needle I got a bridge for sale. It will be forgotten by Monday. The only lingering takeaway will be that “Biden is innocent!”
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (29f9B)
++++
We will see how well the press handles it. Like I put it on the last thread:

My guess?

10-15 minutes of total airtime, followed by an absence of further coverage.

The most powerful form of press bias is the bias of story selection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:22 PM (yjAVs)

240 Newsome got clowned by Ron DeSantis.

Have you seen him since? Because, he was all up in your shot for a solid 16 months prior to that. Then...gone. Like the last hint of moisture in his Aunt Nancy's Snuzz.

He's not a viable Candidate.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2024 05:22 PM (/7Eaz)

241 Never go full retard.

Posted by: Do I really have to tell you? at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (RP3tz)

242 138 While I appreciate your optimism here Ace, I believe this is absolutely "Buriable" by the media.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (5C4od)
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Hold our martinis!
Posted by: Demedia at February 08, 2024 05:09 PM (krQz2)

If Biden can survive the scandal of the Bagram Bugout in Afghanistan, he can absolutely survive this. As long as the Dems know that the 90% of the iceberg below Biden can initiate legislation that the Uniparty will pass, there is absolutely no problem with this for them in the short-term.

This will be a non-issue by the end of this month. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (xwPfu)

243 Has Beau been added to those who died J6?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:21 PM (Ihuf
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He's about 20 of the names.

Again, I'm not saying he's dying-and-rising mythical figure. I'm just saying he dies a lot.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2)

244 Sen. Mitch McConnell, in a hastly pulled togther press conference, forcefully stated that whatever Biden has is not contagious.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (Zodq1)

245 119 My peeps: it’s Newsom not Newsome. No e at the end.
Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YofvK)

that's a tough one

Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (hyRRf)

246 Look for the puppeteer's hand controlling Biden's mouth to tout this attack from fellow Democrats as proof that he appeals to the middle and isn't afraid to buck his own party when it comes to doing the right thing for the country.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM (bNf8H)

247 "Here comes President Kamala!!!
They will move to immediately remove him from office, and she’s in…
They get their “first black female POTUS” but it’s poison, because she’s unelectable.
Posted by: UncleJefe"


If/when she loses it will be more proof America a racist/misogynist nation. Silver lining for Dems.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2024 05:24 PM (JojsZ)

248 Whatever move the Democrats make -- up to, during, and after the convention -- it will be beautifully choreographed and get gushing reviews.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 08, 2024 05:24 PM (wzAuc)

249 Go tell the Spartans!
Passerby
Here, by Spartan law
Beau Biden lies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2024 05:24 PM (cf/0E)

250 *whatever Biden has is not contagious.*

But I'll wear a mask just in case.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at February 08, 2024 05:24 PM (RP3tz)

251 But the rest are at least a bit nervous about California and her politicians. Being from CA presents an obstacle that must be overcome, in a course already riddled with obstacles.

==

They are?? I never got that impression. We are, they are not.

Somebody should do CA favorables amongst the Dems...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:26 PM (V13WU)

252 "If Biden can survive the scandal of the Bagram Bugout in Afghanistan, he can absolutely survive this. As long as the Dems know that the 90% of the iceberg below Biden can initiate legislation that the Uniparty will pass, there is absolutely no problem with this for them in the short-term.

This will be a non-issue by the end of this month. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris"


Except the dementia will get worse. Before much longer he won't be able to make even the shortest scripted appearances.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2024 05:26 PM (JojsZ)

253 250 *whatever Biden has is not contagious.*

But I'll wear a mask just in case.
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at February 08, 2024 05:24 PM (RP3tz)

Dysfunction if contagious, and the whole F'n Country has caught it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2024 05:26 PM (xaFKb)

254 Does anybody remember MessNBC's "Moscow Mitch"?

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM (krQz2)

255 >@TVietor08
Robert Hur's interviews with Biden were on October 8th and October 9th...days if not hours after the October 7th Hamas attack.
---


THAT'S IT
Biden was preoccupied and distracted by the 10/7 events and was concerned with formulating his administration's upcoming heroic response- it would be only natural for him to temporarily misremember some minor details about some little thing that happened years ago

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM (geLO8)

256 Holy shit! I gotta find me a girlfriend!

Posted by: Corey Booker at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM (hqVaF)

257 Some Democrat is fluffing a pillow for Joe's face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM (Ihuf8)

258 Silver Alert?

Fricken Cocktease. Thought he went missing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (cOq4q)

259 THAT'S IT
Biden was preoccupied and distracted by the 10/7 events and was concerned with formulating his administration's upcoming heroic response- it would be only natural for him to temporarily misremember some minor details about some little thing that happened years ago

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM (geLO
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Chapter 9 of How to Plan a Whitewash

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (krQz2)

260 What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Whatever it is that gets them blackmailed.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (KAi1n)

261 Greg Price
@greg_price11

FLASHBACK: Biden last September being asked about the Trump classified docs case:

"How that could possibly happen, how anyone could be that irresponsible?”

http://tinyurl.com/yfs7tr95

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (NpAcC)

262 If I were KJP, I'd call in sick tomorrow.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (G0vdT)

263 Things are pretty messy right now and will be super hard to clean up. Maybe they put Kamala up to lose. Trump can only serve one term so that makes 2028 wide open. Why would Newsom take a chance on losing or if he wins having to deal with the mess that the Biden administration is going to leave.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 08, 2024 05:29 PM (t/2Uw)

264
I looked up the 25th to review the procedure. There's the voluntary route, the President himself declares he can't perform his duties.

The involuntary route takes the initiative of the Vice President. Only the VP can start it, and it takes a majority of the cabinet (or other such body as Congress may by law provide -- they haven't) to agree POTUS is unfit.

They they officially inform Congress, and the VP becomes Acting President. Now, if POTUS disputes this, he transmits this to Congress. If the VP and majority of the cabinet still say he is unfit, Congress immediately must decide.

It takes 2/3 vote of both houses to override POTUS declaration that he is not unfit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:29 PM (w6EFb)

265 Holy shit! I gotta find me a girlfriend!
Posted by: Corey Booker at February 08, 2024 05:27 PM

Cast another lesbian for the role.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

266 No one on Biden's team came up with "I deputized Beau to take care of the documents, but he died in Iraq".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 08, 2024 05:29 PM (EeR8D)

267 "How that could possibly happen, how anyone could be that irresponsible?”

http://tinyurl.com/yfs7tr95

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (NpAcC)
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See! He doesn't remember.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2)

268 Democrat candidates President/Vice President 2024

Gavin Newsom/Caroline Kennedy
the pair you can't forget.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (mSwgC)

269 What DO the GOP operatives do with their time and all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Whatever it is that gets them blackmailed.
Posted by: SFGoth

For the win!

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (Zodq1)

270
>>I can't believe that Steins attorneys let the case go before a DC court. How does one spell 'ineffective assistance of counsel'?

I think he's pro se, representing himself. I'm 99.9% sure of that.

So.... as they say, a man who serves as his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM


But he saved a million dollars in legal fees and it only cost him a million dollars. That's like breaking even!

/ I kid. That case should never have left Pennsylvania. DC? RYFKM? BOHICA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (nIvob)

271 >Except the dementia will get worse. Before much longer he won't be able to make even the shortest scripted appearances.

Posted by: Ripley


my experience watching me dear old Mum was, the disease advances steadily, then suddenly it all goes sideways

ever have the local fire department call you from your mother's number? yeah

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (geLO8)

272 If I were KJP, I'd call in sick tomorrow.
Posted by: WisRich


There's always a lie at hand. ->

@Breaking911
REPORTER: "What do you say then to Americans who have that concern [about Biden's mental fitness] and they see three times in just a couple days the President getting the name of a leader wrong and referencing someone who is deceased?"

KJP: "I just laid out other leaders in their community or elected officials who have done the same."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (IG4Id)

273 Newsom has a PAC, which easily can be repurposed for a run. He wants to run. He wants the Presidency. That was always his endgame, nyah ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

274 This is probably it for Biden. Can’t recover.
Cali Slick will move in and take over. Kamal toe can’t win. Cali slick will move in and destroy the party.
It will be glorious to watch. Bidens horrible presidency and dem weak bench will set back the dems for a decade. Like when Carter fucked the country. Wear a sweater. Yeah, fuck your ass.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (V/pbu)

275 My peeps: it’s Newsom not Newsome. No e at the end.
Posted by: Montec at February 08, 2024 05:08 PM (YofvK)

that's a tough one
Posted by: m at February 08, 2024 05:23 PM
****
It should be KnewHisCampaignManager'sWife.

No Republican would get a pass from the Presstitutes like that.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (6z3pO)

276 This quite attractive redhead in a rather slinky dress felt no need to expose her breasts in order to opine on the sheer awfulness of Joe Biden:

http://tinyurl.com/t2fc6m33

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (Ki//m)

277 >>> Why would Newsom take a chance on losing or if he wins having to deal with the mess that the Biden administration is going to leave.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
-------------------

Give him time to memorize his lines.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (mSwgC)

278 Silver Alert?

Fricken Cocktease. Thought he went missing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 08, 2024 05:28 PM (cOq4q)

I wonder if we could get Navy Joan Biden to call in a Silver Alert on her pop-pop?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (tkR6S)

279 ever have the local fire department call you from your mother's number? yeah
Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (geLO
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My wife and I lived in fear mom would burn her house down before we were able to convince her to move to a residential care unit.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

280 Except the dementia will get worse. Before much longer he won't be able to make even the shortest scripted appearances.
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2024 05:26 PM (JojsZ)

"I like pie." - Biden at a press conference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

281
Look the Dems are missing out big if they don't run Generic Democrat.

Xe was leading big in the polls.

I don't know how many times I said that the problems in DC can all be fixed if we'd just elect Generic Democrat. They probably have a *solution* or two!

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (krQz2)

282 Official WH lie: interview was just after October 7 attacks and he was just really stressed.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (XL3Ai)

283 Movie idea.
Park full of cloned X presidents.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (J8LnB)

284 Hur's just a meany doody-head with cooties~!

@JacquiHeinrich 1h
Biden's lawyers wrote to Hur asking that he revise descriptions of the President's memory - notable given voter concerns about his mental capacity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

285 270
>>I can't believe that Steins attorneys let the case go before a DC court. How does one spell 'ineffective assistance of counsel'?

I think he's pro se, representing himself. I'm 99.9% sure of that.

So.... as they say, a man who serves as his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2024 05:13 PM

But he saved a million dollars in legal fees and it only cost him a million dollars. That's like breaking even!

/ I kid. That case should never have left Pennsylvania. DC? RYFKM? BOHICA.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 08, 2024 05:30 PM (nIvob)

I believe that Steyn has already spent $2 million of his own money to get it this far. He didn't have a lot to spare when it got to this venue. Between that and his two heart attacks, he's got to be on his last financial legs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (xwPfu)

286 It would be a problem for us, but how do they solve a problem like Kamala?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (1bNHn)

287 "I like pie." - Biden at a press conference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)
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"Mr. President! Mr. President! What kind of pie do you like best?" -- The White House Press Corps

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (krQz2)

288 Biden is only one weight-bearing bone fracture from mort.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (bNf8H)

289 234 SPIN TIME~!!!
---------
Some DUmmies were saying the same thing, discovered by our DU undercover agent.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (2yu8s)

290 Yeah, fuck your ass.
Posted by: Redenzo at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (V/pbu)
****
We got video you can use for a template.

Posted by: Senator Schumer, leader of the pervert party at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (6z3pO)

291 http://tiny.cc/csmpwz


_____________-
Sharp elbows- might put my eye out
would bang anyway!

Posted by: Meatball at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (nvKZ7)

292 @JacquiHeinrich 1h
Biden's lawyers wrote to Hur asking that he revise descriptions of the President's memory - notable given voter concerns about his mental capacity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM (IG4Id)
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He's only encouraging the ableists.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (krQz2)

293 I waiting for Silver Alert when Biden, minus his pants, gets loose from White House.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (Zodq1)

294 This is probably it for Biden. Can’t recover.
Cali Slick will move in and take over. Kamal toe can’t win. Cali slick will move in and destroy the party.
It will be glorious to watch. Bidens horrible presidency and dem weak bench will set back the dems for a decade. Like when Carter fucked the country. Wear a sweater. Yeah, fuck your ass.
Posted by: Redenzo


I don't see how the party wedded to identity politics can just sweep the black VP away without enraging their true believers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

295 Biden's fit as a fiddle! As we speak, he's working out with Harry Reid's exercise bands.

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2024 05:35 PM (hqVaF)

296 >This is probably it for Biden. Can’t recover.
---


nah... all the WH has to do is weather the storm over the weekend- believe me, the media has its marching orders already

the public will turn its attention to the Super Bowl, and Valentine's Day is Wednesday!

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:35 PM (geLO8)

297 I believe that Steyn has already spent $2 million of his own money to get it this far. He didn't have a lot to spare when it got to this venue. Between that and his two heart attacks, he's got to be on his last financial legs.
___

Damn the law, now's our chance to kill the climate heretic!!!
-DC Jury

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 08, 2024 05:35 PM (fs1hN)

298 David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
4m
The president's senility is news (though, is it really?), but don't forget that the Hur report found the Biden mishandled classified documents for decades. He knew he had them. He lied about it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (NpAcC)

299 I don't see how the party wedded to identity politics can just sweep the black VP away without enraging their true believers.


==


not if it's another black VP ...*Michelle

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (V13WU)

300
Rick Scott is now calling for the 25th to be invoked.

Congress can't do anything on its own with this. It takes the VP and a majority of the cabinet agreeing to start it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (w6EFb)

301 they can make the case that a Newsom/Obama ticket is so much stronger than Biden /Harris

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (V13WU)

302 Guess we won't have to suffer through another JoeTato SOTU?

Darn. Had all my BS bingo cards ready for some bizarro-world fun.

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (njWTi)

303 I'm sorry, but I must have missed the component of intent and willfulness in any of the relevant statutes.

I'd call this a joke but it's not funny anymore.

Lawlessness is lawful
Lawful is criminal.

F**k This Junta in Particular.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (+ugNe)

304 >>>> I looked up the 25th to review the procedure. There's the voluntary route, the President himself declares he can't perform his duties.

They could fake a letter from Biden.
He is so daft he wouldn't be able to dispute it.

Maybe write it on the Oval Office walls with Biden's diaper load.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (cOq4q)

305 Democrats: Vote for us in the election, and we'll figure out whom to install in the White House later!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

306 I am just speculating. Because it is fun....

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (V13WU)

307 276 This quite attractive redhead in a rather slinky dress felt no need to expose her breasts in order to opine on the sheer awfulness of Joe Biden:

http://tinyurl.com/t2fc6m33
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2024 05:31 PM (Ki//m)

---

No. She'll do it because it is her pleasure.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (wzAuc)

308
Which norm is it that this restores?

The one at Cheers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (63Dwl)

309 This borderline NSFW redhead resents being told for years how strong, smart and capable Joe Biden was when it was obvious to all that he wasn't:
http://tiny.cc/csmpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2024 05:17 PM (yjAVs)

Ya know,
If you would start your own pornography site, you wouldn't have to trash this site up.

Posted by: Outside of Life at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM (89Sog)

310 294 This is probably it for Biden. Can’t recover.
Cali Slick will move in and take over. Kamal toe can’t win. Cali slick will move in and destroy the party.
It will be glorious to watch. Bidens horrible presidency and dem weak bench will set back the dems for a decade. Like when Carter fucked the country. Wear a sweater. Yeah, fuck your ass.
Posted by: Redenzo

I don't see how the party wedded to identity politics can just sweep the black VP away without enraging their true believers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

This. She's actually - and I can't believe I'm typing this - less corrupt and more honest than Biden. Strictly speaking, she's done nothing wrong while in office - other than being a stoned midwit. They can't entice her with a SCOTUS seat - she didn't pass the Bar the first time around. She'd never pass the Senate, even with a Dem majority. She's a brain bleed away from being the first black female POTUS. Why would she let M. Obama take that honor?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2024 05:38 PM (xwPfu)

311 Local news Washington correspondent just reported that there are politically damaging things in the DoJ report.


NOTHING about diminished capacity ....at all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2024 05:38 PM (a1415)

312 "The media will of course attempt to bury it, but it is Unburiable."

Don't be so sure.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at February 08, 2024 05:38 PM (MvF+J)

313 @283 problem with cloning Biden is that all the clones would be just as demented. It would be the scene in "A Bridge too Far" we're a mental hospital got bombed and all the patients were wandering in the woods

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 08, 2024 05:38 PM (EeR8D)

314 nood biden too

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 08, 2024 05:39 PM (2yu8s)

315 > She's a brain bleed away from being the first black female POTUS. Why would she let M. Obama take that honor?

Posted by: Darrell Harris


okay, I reverse myself

Kamala/Michelle2024

Posted by: Don Black at February 08, 2024 05:40 PM (geLO8)

316 Jimmy Carter is still available.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2024 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

317 David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
4m
The president's senility is news (though, is it really?), but don't forget that the Hur report found the Biden mishandled classified documents for decades. He knew he had them. He lied about it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (NpAcC)
---
Yes, it looks like we're fully out of the "It's not happening" phase.

I'd gauge we're in the "You people are making too much out of this" phase.

It is eternal optimism from the Dems that doesn't see the Find Out stage of things.

Posted by: Axeman at February 08, 2024 05:41 PM (krQz2)

318 Ya know,
If you would start your own pornography site, you wouldn't have to trash this site up.

Posted by: Outside of Life at February 08, 2024 05:37 PM


Which part is pornographic? The exposed elbows? The red hair?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 08, 2024 05:42 PM (HlyYF)

319
I believe that Steyn has already spent $2 million of his own money to get it this far. He didn't have a lot to spare when it got to this venue. Between that and his two heart attacks, he's got to be on his last financial legs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 08, 2024 05:33 PM


Damn, that's a shame. I always enjoyed when he filled in for Rush, but the case went on for so long I had forgotten about it, actually.

Hopefully, Mann spent five million in legal fees.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 08, 2024 05:42 PM (nIvob)

320 >>> She's a brain bleed away from being the first black female POTUS. Why would she let M. Obama take that honor?

Posted by: Darrell Harris
-----------------------

Two cats in a bag.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2024 05:42 PM (mSwgC)

321 I don't see how the party wedded to identity politics can just sweep the black VP away without enraging their true believers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

Agree. Kamaltoe is a problem.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2024 05:43 PM (BdMk6)

322 Ace playing 4D chess but forgets how to play checkers. There is no way they give the hook to Kamala. She has to willingly go, and she ain't going willingly.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 08, 2024 05:44 PM (xaNfJ)

323
The bloom is off the rose now. There is no hiding it. How could the media actually hide his mental decline anymore? It's completely out in the open now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 08, 2024 05:47 PM (+oR7L)

324 It feels we are on the verge on the Fuck You phase.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 08, 2024 05:48 PM (R4t5M)

325 Kanela must be enticed to leave. If she knew in her heart that she couldn't cut it, it would help, but she's too dumb to realize that.
It would have to be something very attractive.
Willie probably knows what it is but he's not
giving it up for free.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2024 05:48 PM (mSwgC)

326
Gavin Newsome seen doing cartwheels and high fiving anybody within a 10 foot radius of his greasy head.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 08, 2024 05:49 PM (+oR7L)

327 No one will be surprised when Kamaltoe invokes the 25th…
She knows it’s the only way she’ll get the POTUS.

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 08, 2024 05:49 PM (Gn3cp)

328 300
Rick Scott is now calling for the 25th to be invoked.

Congress can't do anything on its own with this. It takes the VP and a majority of the cabinet agreeing to start it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 08, 2024 05:36 PM (w6EFb)

This is why you go right at Garland. See my strategy from above and last post. If you want to keep the structure collapsing, you find the weak point. If it's Garland resigning/getting impeached or Biden, I don't think Garland picks Biden to save...Dems tend to be selfish that way...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 08, 2024 05:50 PM (exHjb)

329 294 I don't see how the party wedded to identity politics can just sweep the black VP away without enraging their true believers.

kjp is black AND gay.

just sayin.

Posted by: anachronda at February 08, 2024 05:51 PM (v3pYe)

330
President Kamala Harris.....this could be that big world changing event journalists were warning about.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 08, 2024 05:53 PM (+oR7L)

331 Tucker's interview with Putin just dropped on his website.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2024 06:01 PM (LkLld)

332 Ace sz "I... don't see how Biden continues."

Why not? In the current version of U.S.A., there is one Rule Of Law (and Order of Procedures) for Democrats, Blacks, Minorities, and The Deranged/ Deviants/ Abnormals.

There is a whole 'nother separate, distinct Rule Of Law (and Order of Procedures) for Republicans, Whites, Christians, Middle Class/ "bourgeois", and Traditionalists.

Why should *THAT* change just because the current
figurehead of the DeepState is senile or demented or "memory impaired"? Don't you know, "Our Democracy" [( understood better as "Our Democrats, see" )] is at stake!! It's MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER TO STAY THE COURSE!!!

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at February 08, 2024 06:06 PM (1RYZo)

333 If the DNC is going to remove Scumbag Joe and try to replace him with someone other than Kneepads Harris, exactly how are they planning on keeping their voters from torching Chicago during the Democratic Convention in August?

Posted by: Storm of Ale at February 08, 2024 06:26 PM (i14/a)

334 "No if's ands or Buts...he clearly broke the Law, and after a lifetime as an elected Govt official, obviously KNEW it was all against the Law....BUT....regardless of the Objective FACTS, we subjectively assume that "most jurors would not convict Biden"

"No if's ands or buts...there is no clearcut violation of any Laws, in fact no other suspect has ever been charged under similar circumstances, let alone convicted, and as someone who has no history of Govt rules/regs, service in any other office, the multiple perspective from top legal scholars to him about what those rules might be, he clearly believed(and still believes) he did nothing wrong....BUT... regardless of the lack of any objective FACTS, we subjectively assume that, no matter WHAT, ANYTHING we charge him with, most jurors will not acquit Trump"(particularly in the jurisdictions we choose)

Posted by: birdog at February 08, 2024 06:28 PM (SFGDK)

335 What if he isn't lying about Beau Biden. That's just what they told him.

Posted by: MikeN at February 08, 2024 06:39 PM (XygMV)

336 I remember a mafia don who pulled this same act to avoid arrestfor years. Just hang Biden.

Posted by: Sally at February 08, 2024 08:34 PM (EcD5Y)

337 Everybody knows that Beau Biden died on the beaches of Iwo Jima

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2024 09:18 PM (RovqD)

338 RE: Steyn's lawyer situation:

1.) He is leading his own defense, but has a couple of actual lawyers to help him (and they have taken over when he hasn't been in court.)
2.) Apparently the reason this was tried in DC was that originally National Review was a co-defendant (I forget whether they published Simberg's article or Steyn's, but it was one of them), and by the time Steyn cut ties with them because he figured out that they were just out to save their own asses and to heck with him, it was too late to ask for a change of venue.
3.) Regarding Mann's legal fees, he was forced to admit during the trial that an unknown source has been paying his legal fees. If I were Steyn, I'd drop Musk a line and see if he can spare some more money from the same pocket from which he is pulling the support he's going to give Carano. Otherwise, this motherfucker may literally lawfare two men to death (he already did it to Tim Ball in Canada.)

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