CNN's Rating Are Getting Hammered Harder Than Fani Willis in a Hotel 9

"That's right -- a Hotel 9. I said what I said."

-- Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire

CNN's ratings for January are weaker than Brian Stelter's portion control.

You may have heard Tuesday the History Channel and something called INSP, a cable network that mostly shows old western movies, beat CNN in its mid-January ratings. This is not the first time CNN plunged behind the History Channel, a network best known for John Wayne movies and "Ancient Aliens." CNN fell behind History Channel in 2018, right in the thick of former President Trump's midterms.
According to the numbers analyzed Monday by the New York Post, CNN's "Laura Coats Show" interview with Vice President Kamala Harris garnered just 72,000 viewers in the key 25-54 demographic. And personally, knowing a little bit about how this data is measured, I bet these 72,000 views just came from the TV screens anchored to the walls of every Planet Fitness and airport terminal.
...
It wouldn't surprise me if CNN disappears altogether in the coming year or so, depending on how this election year plays out. Without a total rebrand, no one in their right mind is going to trust anyone at CNN ever again.

Yeah I don't buy that last speculation at all -- the rule of the leftwing media is that everyone and everything fails up -- but it pleases me to read it.

CNN is reorganizing its morning lineup to try to increase ratings.

Which means they're shifting various losers around in the schedule, apparently hoping that Jim Acosta will gain the gravitas and authority at 10 am which somehow eludes him at 9pm on Saturdays.

CNN is reportedly making drastic changes as a ratings slump continues to take its toll on the network, and one morning show left over from the Chris Licht era is getting the ax.
"CNN This Morning" hosts Poppy Harlow and Phil Mattingly will reportedly take on a new role at the network, though it's unclear what that role would be. Kasie Hunt, who currently hosts the morning show beginning at 5:00 a.m., will move into hosting a shorter version of "CNN This Morning" that will run from 5:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m., according to Mediaite. Page Six is also reporting that the morning show will be sent to the chopping block.
...
Jim Acosta will be hosting "CNN Newsroom" that starts at 10:00 a.m., according to the report.
Wolf Blitzer will temporarily host the 11:00 a.m., show "The Bulletin with Pamela Brown" until Brown returns from maternity leave, Mediaite reported.

Wow. That is a powerblock of TV right there.

...
The changes, which are expected to be announced in an internal memo Monday, also mean the team that currently produces "CNN This Morning" in New York will be disbanded, Mediaite reported....
It is unclear what roles Harlow and Mattingly will play.

Via Ed Driscoll, who reminds us of CNN's claims about miners becoming coders.

Code we must, "journalists."

Code we must.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

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1 I got nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2024 03:20 PM (zhLdt)

2 1st!

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 06, 2024 03:20 PM (L0MP7)

3 2 1st!
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 06, 2024 03:20 PM (L0MP7)

That's just sad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2024 03:21 PM (zhLdt)

4 CNN's ratings for January are weaker than Brian Stelter's portion control.

Cruel. And imagine being such a putz that you are a punchline about a network you haven't been on for years !

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 03:22 PM (xhfG9)

5 I know I should be a better man and not gloat at the misfortune of my enemies.

Sorry, God. Give me a few minutes. Maybe an hour.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2024 03:22 PM (lXCUP)

6 If Jim Acosta can't save them, it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (CsUN+)

7 It is unclear what roles Harlow and Mattingly will play.

Cum dumpsters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (R4t5M)

8 This is not the first time CNN plunged behind the History Channel, a network best known for John Wayne movies and "Ancient Aliens."
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Hey, I watch Ancient Aliens. Most truthful show on TeeVee.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (Xr4QU)

9 It moved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (sjdRT)

10 Jim Acosta will be hosting "CNN Newsroom" that starts at 10:00 a.m., according to the report.
______

10:00 a.m.? Isn't that the most desired time slot for news?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (lf83v)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (tjClK)

12 CNN getting clubbed like a baby seal?
Ratings going down faster than Kamala and Monica at a man-eating contest?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

13 "That's right -- a Hotel 9. I said what I said."

-- Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire

He got the 6. She gave her 9.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (tjClK)

14 I know I should be a better man and not gloat at the misfortune of my enemies.

Sorry, God. Give me a few minutes. Maybe an hour.

It's my understanding that 4 hours is the usual request.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (CsUN+)

15 If CNN wanted more bias and stupid, they could hire Martha McCallum. Bonus: They could have free handys all day long.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (eYF7X)

16 Why should pay someone to lie to me?
I get that for free most days...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (MeG8a)

17 My pet Chihuahua is pregnant and I have filed for 6 months maternity leave from my government job. The Government approved this and for the next 9 weeks i will enjoy my time off on tax payer expense.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (BKOUD)

18 I'll bet the guy who was trying to fix things, but was fired instead, has a big grin on his face.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (CsUN+)

19 Tucker Carlson's preview of his Putin interview, posted about an hour ago:

http://tinyurl.com/msh29drj

Posted by: brak at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (AR07F)

20 How do CNN's ratings compare to those of The Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (O9EMC)

21 How can anyone named Poppy be viewed as anything other than a fop?

Posted by: The Barrrel at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (wtvvX)

22 Wolf Blitzer is still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (9yWhg)

23 But Acosta shouted ~~talking points~~ questions at Trump! Does that count for nothing anymore? The public has failed him.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (V1QHJ)

24 Airport seats hardest hit!

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (/6GbT)

25 I bet you if the switched out all on air-talent and installed literal puppets, the rating would rise on that alone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (XV/Pl)

26 >>22 Wolf Blitzer is still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

He and Jimmy Carter use the same shaman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (eYF7X)

27 "That's right -- a Hotel 9. I said what I said."

-- Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire

Wait what??

Posted by: Zombie Hewrman Cain wit da 999 plan.. at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (wW1qL)

28 BTW, Oak Island is on tonight.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (Xr4QU)

29 Maybe CNN's new plan is to turn on Biden so Trump gets elected, Acosta ascends and the network is transformed.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (xhfG9)

30 20 How do CNN's ratings compare to those of The Gorilla Channel?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (O9EMC)

CNN is what the gorilla leaves behind after eating too many bunches of bananas.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

31 How do CNN's ratings compare to those of The Gorilla Channel?

CNN is in the lead for distance in the feces-throwing event.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (CsUN+)

32 20 How do CNN's ratings compare to those of The Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (O9EMC)

They got murdered when they ran up against that Harambe special last week.

Posted by: The Barrrel at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (wtvvX)

33 Fani Willis gots back !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (BKOUD)

34 And I thought I was the only one who watches INSP.

(They've switched their Friday/Saturday evening schedules to add episodes of Gunsmoke and the like, and start the movie an hour later than they used to. It's annoying.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (T+Iwg)

35 Suck it, CNN!

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (woPEM)

36 Honestly, the only reason I know CNN and other news channels exist is because of Ace's posts. Not even sure where they are located on my teevee.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (wBh67)

37 Willowed:

More bad news for EV's. Hertz is pulling the plug, to coin a phrase.

"Hertz, the rental car giant is pausing plans to buy 65,000 electric cars from EV pioneer Polestar, according to comments made by Polestar CEO Thomas Ingenlath in an interview with The Financial Times.

This comes just weeks after Hertz said it would sell off 20,000 EVs — one-third of its electric vehicle fleet "

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

38 > Wolf Blitzer is still alive?

Blitzer's Jeopardy! performance should have killed his career.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (V1QHJ)

39 BTW, Oak Island is on tonight.
Posted by: Pudinhead

What channel and time? I may check it out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

40 does anyone remember when Wolf went on Jeopardy (which is always dumbed down for the celebs) and literally couldn't answer one question correctly?

that was fun

I assume he is the height of gravitas at CNN

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (AcWfM)

41 Hey, if'n it tanks enough... we can get Tucker and Elon to buy it!

That would be thousands and thousands of TVs in Airports and such...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (xaFKb)

42 Stelter is a sex machine and should be brought back to host 12 hour shows every day.

Panties be moistin' everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (tjClK)

43 I bet you if the switched out all on air-talent and installed literal puppets, the rating would rise on that alone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Claymation like Robot Chicken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (R4t5M)

44 I think Tater, Fredo and Don would be a ratings winner until people find out they're not a folk music trio.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (O9EMC)

45 So now I guess all the most insane have moved to MSNBC

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (Akjoo)

46 ha! bonhomme remembers!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (AcWfM)

47 Wolf Blitzer is still alive?

Blitzer's Jeopardy! performance should have killed his career.

Suck it, Trebeck!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (CsUN+)

48 Who the fuck are these people? I heard of Chris Licht, but the others I never heard of. Phil Mattingly? Wasn't he a star for the NY Yankees back in the day? Pamela Brown has her own show? Never heard of her.

CNN is a major news network yet I've never heard of any of these sad clowns. It's not just that CNN is a liberal cesspool filled with a rotten, stinky pile of Fani's pounded tampons. I know the names of a lot of other sad liberal clowns at other networks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

49 26 >>22 Wolf Blitzer is still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

He and Jimmy Carter use the same shaman.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (eYF7X)

Id hazard a guess that Jimmy Carter's Alzheimers is advanced farther and faster than the sponge bob brown pants idiot currently in the WH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

50 Blitzer's Jeopardy! performance should have killed his career.
Posted by: bonhomme

That was truly hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (9yWhg)

51 37 Honestly, the only reason I know CNN and other news channels exist is because of Ace's posts. Not even sure where they are located on my teevee.
----------------
Maybe CNN talking heads could wear safari gear and blow their hair out?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (Xr4QU)

52 and something called INSP, a cable network that mostly shows old western movies,

beat CNN in its mid-January ratings.

Ouch. Especially since they are all repeats.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (6GRih)

53 20 How do CNN's ratings compare to those of The Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2024 03:24 PM (O9EMC)

Actually, CNN's ratings would triple if they replaced all of their on-air talent with pooh-flinging macaques.

Posted by: The Barrrel at February 06, 2024 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

54 what if Jimmy Carter outlives King Charles?

that would be kind of funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (AcWfM)

55 QVC and HSN also had higher ratings then MSNBC and CNN......

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (BKOUD)

56 Someone on X just referred to Glitch as "Rigortortoise." I love it!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (V1QHJ)

57 CNN Rebrand: The War Channel, what with WW3 near to busting loose. They made their big debut splash reporting the outbreak of the Gulf War, IIRC.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (MvF+J)

58 Wolf Blitzer is still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:25 PM (9yWhg)

My thought too. Plus Abilio Acosta is still working the CNN gig? Did not know. Again, thank you Ace for informing me.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (wBh67)

59 Who on earth goes by the name “Poppy”? A 7 year old!

Posted by: Rick554 at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (FmOIw)

60 Cancellation

Notice

Nearing

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (j0Uz8)

61 Cruel ace is the best ace.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (JMAcK)

62 Tater, Fredo and Don

Heh. The French noir that my wife and I watched on Sunday had a gangster named "Fredo." I chuckled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

63 Dear Mr. O'Spades,

I never thought I'd be writing to you, but some key elements of performance I'm interested in have started to lag a bit, and after reading numerous comments here today about the strength, straightness, and unflagging robustness of your shelving, I was wondering if you could share any ideas about how those characteristics could be transferred to another realm?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Fani W. at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (a3Q+t)

64 Wolf Blitzer is dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (R4t5M)

65 Fani Willis in a Hotel 9

She spent so much time in Hotel 6 in noisy recreation with her lover that she's turned hotel six upside upside down (even other patrns were complaining) and now it's Hotel 9?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (Ki//m)

66 Poppy is a good name for a dog or a horse

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (AcWfM)

67 what if Jimmy Carter outlives King Charles?

that would be kind of funny
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (AcWfM)

There are reports coming out that the entire family on the Charles side has a penchant for young boys and isn't afraid to act on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (tjClK)

68 Muad'dib at February 06, 2024 03:23 PM (sjdRT)

Bluebell mailed me the name tag you made for me for the VA MoMe. I love it. I'm going to wear it around town for a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

69 They should hire a few Mexican weather girls if they want a ratings boost.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (eYF7X)

70 40 BTW, Oak Island is on tonight.
Posted by: Pudinhead

What channel and time? I may check it out.
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History Channel - 9:00 PM.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (Xr4QU)

71 Code we must, "journalists."
Code we must.

I think AI is taking that over. They'll be left hooking at truckstops for $20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

72 Jim Acosta is creeping up on Despierta América.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (lf83v)

73 There are reports coming out that the entire family on the Charles side has a penchant for young boys and isn't afraid to act on it.

I mean, they're English so....

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (AcWfM)

74 ((The Journalism Competition and Preservation Act (JCPA) is Congress’ attempt to redirect advertising dollars from big tech companies to small publishers, and it is gaining bipartisan traction, with nearly 100 members of Congress signed on as co-sponsors.))

_______________________________

Here it comes. Congress's first steps towards a government subsidized press to assure that the agenda (though unpopular) will still be dominant, and you'll pay for the privilege. I was surprised that this wasn't rammed through when Dems had all three branches. It works well for the Liberals in Canada...and Australia. The current plan is to use third party cut outs to finance piss poor and failing media outlets. But, the next step would be to insert tax payer money so that outlets like CNN don't have to bother themselves with facts, common sense, bias.

Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (dIske)

75 It's parrot down the line, who needs 2 sources?

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

76 Someone on X just referred to Glitch as "Rigortortoise." I love it!
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (V1QHJ)
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Who or what is Glitch.

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

77 AI deep fake has a future at CNN?

Posted by: ET at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (2uFG5)

78 67 what if Jimmy Carter outlives King Charles?

that would be kind of funny
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 06, 2024 03:28 PM (AcWfM)

There are reports coming out that the entire family on the Charles side has a penchant for young boys and isn't afraid to act on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (tjClK)

So MonkeyPox is a problem then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

79 History Channel - 9:00 PM.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (9yWhg)

80 Jm J Acosta assaulted a White House intern on national TV and was never held accountable.

F*ck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (tjClK)

81 This comes just weeks after Hertz said it would sell off 20,000 EVs — one-third of its electric vehicle fleet "
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
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I rented from them a lot over the last couple months for the home purchase/vacations - you had clear off all the EV offers to get to the real cars, begging you to rent an EV. No thanks

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (MKoxD)

82 BTW, Oak Island is on tonight.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (Xr4QU)
.......

They're getting close!
oops, hole just flooded...
Tune in next week!

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

83 -------

Who or what is Glitch.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (tjClK)

84 CNN programming updates > Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic

Posted by: Zombie Hewrman Cain wit da 999 plan.. at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (wW1qL)

85 Is this a good time to talk about Cruz asking for McConnell's resignation??

Posted by: runner at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (V13WU)

86 Fani gotta have it.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (MvF+J)

87 what if Jimmy Carter outlives King Charles?
________

Then we invade England.

At dawn.

Ready the longbows.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (lf83v)

88 Who or what is Glitch.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (G0vdT)
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Glitch McConnell, Minority Leader of the Senate.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

89 78
There are reports coming out that the entire family on the Charles side has a penchant for young boys and isn't afraid to act on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:29 PM (tjClK)

So MonkeyPox is a problem then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh

How could such a perfect a**hole catch that?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (N39Ws)

90 28 BTW, Oak Island is on tonight.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (Xr4QU)

I wonder if they will tease something being discovered that will totally break the case but then it turns out to be nothing.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (xhfG9)

91 Gol dang sock! off...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 06, 2024 03:32 PM (wW1qL)

92 They're getting close!
oops, hole just flooded...
Tune in next week!
__________

That's also from the script of "Golden Bachelor"!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (lf83v)

93 Poppy should try going by her actual name so she can be taken seriously.

CNN should try doing something like not being a Statist mouthpiece.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (CNd16)

94 According to the numbers analyzed Monday by the New York Post, CNN's "Laura Coats Show" interview with Vice President Kamala Harris garnered just 72,000 viewers in the key 25-54 demographic.
++++
LOL.

I wonder if Zaslav will ever get tired of subsidizing this pig.

Probably not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (yjAVs)

95 Who or what is Glitch.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (tjClK)
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Oh..heh. Thanks

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

96 Why would I rent an EV? I just want to spin donuts and do emergency brake slides.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

97 They had better ratings with airplanes and black hole theories

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (j0Uz8)

98 22. Wolf Blitzer is still alive? - Bulgaroctonus

LOL. That's the first thought that crossed my mind when I read Ace's post. I figured he had either "joined the majority", or was haunting the early-bird specials at the local restaurant near his (presumed) home in a gated community in Palm Beach.

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2024 03:33 PM (njExo)

99 Maybe CNN talking heads could wear safari gear and blow their ~~hair~~ brains out?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Would get higher ratings.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (6GRih)

100 I think Dorcus Blimline is correct. If we cure Trump's Bad Breath all these problems would go away. I call on Congress to pass a bill to deal with Trump's breath..........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (BKOUD)

101 Which means they're shifting various losers around in the schedule, apparently hoping that Jim Acosta will gain the gravitas and authority at 10 am which somehow eludes him at 9pm on Saturdays.
++++
There's an idiom for this, involving the disposition of furniture on a foundering ocean liner...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (yjAVs)

102 Is this a good time to talk about Cruz asking for McConnell's resignation??

It's always a good time.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (CsUN+)

103 McConnell has had system reboots at inopportune times..hence Glitch

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (/6GbT)

104 > Who or what is Glitch.

Remember the two times Mitch McConnell froze up on camera for several seconds? That earned him the nickname.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (V1QHJ)

105 Does CNN enjoy the hammering as much as Fans?
Or they more frustrated by it like Paul Pelosi?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (YT7cG)

106 Kasie Hunt, who currently hosts the morning show beginning at 5:00 a.m., will move into hosting a shorter version of "CNN This Morning" that will run from 5:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m., according to Mediaite.
++++
So less is more when it comes to Ms. Hunt?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (yjAVs)

107 Technically Fani was getting slapped in her fanny, at a VRBO

Posted by: Inogame at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (53oGX)

108 if cnn *really* wanted to attract the eyeballs, they'd give jeanne moos her own show.

Posted by: anachronda at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (oY6Yp)

109 For a one time spike in ratings, CNN could fire all their anchors at the same time.

--- from a cannon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (PWZHw)

110 "If we cure Trump's Bad Breath all these problems would go away."

Don't deny Certs.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (MvF+J)

111 WTF

@paulsperry_
·
2m
NEW: Father of Trump prosecutor Fani Willis dated & lived w terrorist Angela Davis who bot shotgun to kill judge. John Clifford Floyd, now advising Willis,arrested on weapons charges,found w docs calling for "destruction" of America (separate case).Comrades had bombmaking recipes

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (LkLld)

112 I’ll never get why news anchors make the money they make. Any decent looking person off the street would happily do that job for 1/10 of that the anchors on CNN make.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (YofvK)

113 Maybe they could lure Fredo back.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (eYF7X)

114 Joe "Long Shanks" Biden is here to save us !!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (BKOUD)

115 Code we must, "journalists."

Code we must.
++++
LOL

Journalists are, by and large, dull-normal mediocrities who don't know how to think and don't want to in the first place.

Their code will be as disastrous as their news writing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (yjAVs)

116 I rented from them a lot over the last couple months for the home purchase/vacations - you had clear off all the EV offers to get to the real cars, begging you to rent an EV. No thanks
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (MKoxD)

I knew it was a good idea to avoid Hertz, especially after their smacking us over the head about EVs on their adverts. Avis’s app is crap, but on the ground I have gotten good service from them. And they aren’t trying to cram EVs down my throat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (CNd16)

117 CNN's ratings? Ahahahaha!

Posted by: Puppet Show at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (aXxgO)

118 Maybe they could lure Fredo back.

They'll do it. They'll run through every possible option except actually addressing the problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

119 CNN is owned by Warner Bros. Why isn't there shareholder derivative lawsuits for brand destruction?

Warner is doing to itself what the junta is doing to America. See Butt Wiper and Disney...

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (bkWIA)

120 So less is more when it comes to Ms. Hunt?

More news and Les Nessman.

Posted by: WKRP at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (l8gTz)

121 I wonder what Kassie Hunt's email address is.

I hope it's a first-initial/last-name structure...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (yjAVs)

122 104 > Who or what is Glitch.

Remember the two times Mitch McConnell froze up on camera for several seconds? That earned him the nickname.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:34 PM (V1QHJ)

Drew Freeze

Stuck Rogers

Lost Hogg

Gin & Catatonic

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (j0Uz8)

123 The History of "Antarctica" is on tonight........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (BKOUD)

124 "I’ll never get why news anchors make the money they make."

Student loans for the degree in Communications.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:37 PM (MvF+J)

125 "Jim Acosta! Swoon!"

--no one ever

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:37 PM (hyRRf)

126 @paulsperry_
·
2m
NEW: Father of Trump prosecutor Fani Willis dated & lived w terrorist Angela Davis who bot shotgun to kill judge. John Clifford Floyd, now advising Willis,arrested on weapons charges,found w docs calling for "destruction" of America (separate case).Comrades had bombmaking recipes
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (LkLld)
===================
Nothing to see here. Marxist revolutionaries are really the finest of Americans, you racists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2024 03:37 PM (NPOHl)

127 116 I rented from them a lot over the last couple months for the home purchase/vacations - you had clear off all the EV offers to get to the real cars, begging you to rent an EV. No thanks
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (MKoxD)

I knew it was a good idea to avoid Hertz, especially after their smacking us over the head about EVs on their adverts. Avis’s app is crap, but on the ground I have gotten good service from them. And they aren’t trying to cram EVs down my throat.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (CNd16)
________

I use Enterprise for both cars and 3/4-ton trucks. They haven't let me down.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

128 I’ll never get why news anchors make the money they make. Any decent looking person off the street would happily do that job for 1/10 of that the anchors on CNN make.
_________

Do you know how hard it is to furrow your eyebrows, master a look of consternation, and pensively gaze at a camera while poignantly tapping your chin with your index finger?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (lf83v)

129 Fredo....he sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: The Godfather's Son at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (bkWIA)

130 Hotel 69?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

131 Here it comes. Congress's first steps towards a government subsidized press to assure that the agenda (though unpopular) will still be dominant, and you'll pay for the privilege. I was surprised that this wasn't rammed through when Dems had all three branches. It works well for the Liberals in Canada...and Australia. The current plan is to use third party cut outs to finance piss poor and failing media outlets. But, the next step would be to insert tax payer money so that outlets like CNN don't have to bother themselves with facts, common sense, bias.
Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 03:30 PM (dIske)

Already here. Surely you have heard of PBS and NPR.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (CNd16)

132
Their code will be as disastrous as their news writing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

10 GOTO 10
PRINT "Hello!"

WHY WON'T MY PROGRAM PRINT?
WHY? WHY?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (I1Vkr)

133 82 They're getting close!
oops, hole just flooded...
Tune in next week!

at least skinwalker ranch gives us the occasional rocket launch

Posted by: anachronda at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (oY6Yp)

134 the news at 11 pm with brian stelter and adam kinziger in the nude would definitely get me to turn the tv off

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (B1FKF)

135 112 I’ll never get why news anchors make the money they make.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (YofvK)

Because of their talent. They're the talent.

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (hyRRf)

136 There is a simple solution CNN, starting covering Trump's campaign speeches. Ask non biased questions.

Bueno
President Trump, what would like to see in the immigration bill to get you to approve of it.

No Bueno
Hey Trump, why do you hate immigrants. Are you racist.

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

137 I remember Hotel 9 from a recent art thread.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (MvF+J)

138 The Yale first baseman from 1946-48 was George H.W. "Poppy" Bush. His grandmother named him that.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (zdLoL)

139 I knew it was a good idea to avoid Hertz, especially after their smacking us over the head about EVs on their adverts. Avis’s app is crap, but on the ground I have gotten good service from them. And they aren’t trying to cram EVs down my throat.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:36 PM (CNd16)

I'll let you know how Budget is in a couple weeks. Trying their "mystery car" option. Hoping that my extended stay will help convince them that an EV is not the right choice.
Last time I rented from Budget using "mystery car" I made out really really well.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (N39Ws)

140 NoTell Motel > Hotel 9

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (Dc73h)

141 I see that dunce Lankford is trying to go toe to toe with Musk on immigration and losing badly. But it's not even fair, it's like Alfalfa from Our Gang challenging Einstein to a physics contest. Lankford is an absolute lying dunce. We should start working on that primary now. Nobody is going to forget, Kewpie Doll Man.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (tQvWB)

142 Not sure that headline of Ace's will hold up ...

According to a new filing, "witnesses will testify" that Wade "cohabitated with Ms. Willis at an AirBNB in Hapeville that was paid for by tax payer money" which served as a "safe house" for their relationship, which began in 2019 - three years before Willis and Wade said it began.

CNN's Rating Are Getting Hammered Harder Than Fani Willis in a government funded AirBNB

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

143 CNN has got to be an IC Op. There’s no other explanation as to why it still exists.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (8e0w3)

144 Montec - you don't pay the news anchor to read the news. You pay the news anchor to get through the whole script without yelling "WTF is this nonsensical bullshit?!?"

Posted by: PabloD at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (g+IUm)

145 I don't know INSP. The over-the air Western movies channel for me is Grit. There's a new one called "Outlaw," but it comes in very poorly. I need a stronger antenna, I guess. Or to get one of the cats to sit by the screen with some tinfoil on his head.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

146 I use Enterprise for both cars and 3/4-ton trucks. They haven't let me down.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

I like them, but too many times they have given me cars with expired registrations.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (CNd16)

147 130 Hotel 69?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

Hotel 9. Nine-inch ... nails.

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (hyRRf)

148 The Yale first baseman from 1946-48 was George H.W. "Poppy" Bush. His grandmother named him that.
_____

A regular innovator, she.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (lf83v)

149 "CNN's "Laura Coats Show" interview with Vice President Kamala Harris garnered just 72,000 viewers in the key 25-54 demographic.

Harris did gangbusters in the Compensated Elementary School Actor demographic, so CNN is only part of the story. The VP isn't totally dependent on CNN, so she has that going for her.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (aXxgO)

150 "The Bulletin with Pamela Brown"

***

Good idea, CNN.

I couldn't pick her out of a lineup if she was the only one in it wearing a name badge that said "Pamela Brown".

Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (wb1YC)

151 All cable news is a dead industry walking. Nobody under 40 watches it. The average age of all 3 is in the 60s. 10 years from now cnn, Fox News and msnbc will not exist.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (YofvK)

152 A man in TX lured a sex offender to a park then murdered him.

http://tiny.cc/xgsowz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (V1QHJ)

153 you had clear off all the EV offers to get to the real cars, begging you to rent an EV. No thanks

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 03:31 PM (MKoxD)

I have had the same experience, and the fine print makes it even worse. You have to return the car with a good charge (70%?), but that's impossible for most people dropping off cars before flights and such.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (gSZYf)

154 I actually turned on CNN this morning for a few minutes.
Trump Trump Trump Trump...
so I turned back to ads on Fox.
Now I feel like calling Balance of Nature or NewDayUSA.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

155 Wow. That is a powerblock of TV right there.

------------

In the 2% chance event that Trump doesn't pick either one as his VP, the only thing that can save CNN-Minus now are bikini-clad co-anchors Nikita Haley and Lizzard Cheney!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (tu9wo)

156 All cable news is a dead industry walking. Nobody under 40 watches it. The average age of all 3 is in the 60s. 10 years from now cnn, Fox News and msnbc will not exist.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:40 PM (YofvK)
++++
There will probably be some consolidation and the subsidies - or outright nationalization in the "public interest" - will keep at least one of them on the air.

But nobody will watch it. It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (yjAVs)

157 >--- from a cannon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2024 03:35 PM (PWZHw)

Our new mobile 155 is the cat's ass.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

158 A man in TX lured a sex offender to a park then murdered him.
_______

Beto's dead?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (lf83v)

159 "I like them, but too many times they have given me cars with expired registrations."

And they pass on the cost savings to you!

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (MvF+J)

160 BTW EU farmers revolt was successful to the point the Green Deal they were protesting was scrapped..
Reeducation camps eminent!

EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

http://tinyurl.com/3p8b4wyz

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (wW1qL)

161 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

162

Bill Acostas reeks of gravity and seriousness

The other automaton marionettes, not sure about that.

They might as well replace them with cgi AI.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (2lP1c)

163 Apparently, without the border secuirty bill, the Palestinians will starve to death.

I think I could live with that .. sucks

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (RHGPo)

164 @143

>>CNN has got to be an IC Op. There’s no other explanation as to why it still exists.

It exists solely because it's contractually part of every basic cable and satellite package.

If that ever goes away CNN would go away.

Sadly, in the end, there will be cockroaches and CNN.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)

165 I use Enterprise for both cars and 3/4-ton trucks. They haven't let me down.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2024

***
I've used Enterprise too for many years. They will pick you up at your mechanic's shop or wherever. Dunno if they still do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

166 When I rent a car it’s whatever’s cheapest on Orbitz.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (YofvK)

167 Apparently, without the border secuirty bill, the Palestinians will starve to death.
________

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (lf83v)

168 Enterprise, National and Alamo are all owned by the same parent company.

Avis owns Budget.

Hertz owns Dollar.

I usually go for the budget brands. Better deals.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (LkLld)

169 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024

***
The Talbot family?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

170 160 EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

.. they will reintroduce it again next week or next month when nobody is looking

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

171 161 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

Mrs and Mrs Mozart.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (YofvK)

172 152 A man in TX lured a sex offender to a park then murdered him.

http://tiny.cc/xgsowz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (V1QHJ)

"You are free to go"
--How LEO should respond.

"I see you used the Judge revolver. .410 or .45LC? Both?
.... case dismissed"
--How Judge should respond

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

173 138 The Yale first baseman from 1946-48 was George H.W. "Poppy" Bush. His grandmother named him that.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (zdLoL)

Yeah, but did he go by Poppy or encourage people to call him Poppy?

As Ace pointed out - paraphrasing him - “Gee, she doesn’t sound like a real dummy with a name like that.” Poppy Harlow just SOUNDS ditzy. Worse, her REAL name is Katherine Julia. That is a nice name to have. And her go by is “Poppy”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (CNd16)

174 > Who names their kid "Wolf" ?

Yeah, seems like a dog's name. Nickname: Wolfie.

But I like it more than the Braden, Jaden, Aiden trend.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (V1QHJ)

175 171 161 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

Mrs and Mrs Mozart.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (YofvK)

=========

*shrill, annoying laugh*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

176 >>CNN has got to be an IC Op. There’s no other explanation as to why it still exists.
--------------
Hint - CNN stands for CIA News Network.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (Xr4QU)

177 167 Apparently, without the border secuirty bill, the Palestinians will starve to death.
____

How about a stand alone bill for both Israel and Ukraine? I didn't think so

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

178 CNN has got to be an IC Op. There’s no other explanation as to why it still exists.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

The IC controls damn near every national newsroom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (R4t5M)

179 if the newspapers get govt money, they must be even handed! for every article by taylor lorenz there must be one by lawrence taylor. one imagines the second taylor would probably make more sense.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (B1FKF)

180 >It wouldn't surprise me if CNN disappears altogether in the coming year or so, depending on how this election year plays out.
---

I rate this as 'unlikely'
there will always be an appetite for lefty propaganda , and true believers willing to bankroll it

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (geLO8)

181 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (ez9rS)

182 "I see you used the Judge revolver. .410 or .45LC? Both?
.... case dismissed"
----------
Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (Xr4QU)

183 Okay okay. I hear you all.
I'll give it another go.

Posted by: McConnell's Seizure at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (bkWIA)

184
I rate this as 'unlikely'
there will always be an appetite for lefty propaganda , and true believers willing to bankroll it
Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 03:44 PM (geLO

They have MSNBC, and for that matter all the other Alphabet stations

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

185 161 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

And not only that, but then there's One Wolf Moon, Two Wolf Moon, and Three Wolf Moon.

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (hyRRf)

186 From the towering muzzle of Darrius's glistening love canon, to the yawning crater buried in Fani's clammy, overgrown fleece, Ace continues to draw inspiration for his ongoing takedown of this arrogant, corrupt duo of dunderheads. They are the otherwise useless grit that has generated one pearl after another. Bravo!

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (njExo)

187 173 138 The Yale first baseman from 1946-48 was George H.W. "Poppy" Bush. His grandmother named him that.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 06, 2024 03:39 PM (zdLoL)

Yeah, but did he go by Poppy or encourage people to call him Poppy?

As Ace pointed out - paraphrasing him - “Gee, she doesn’t sound like a real dummy with a name like that.” Poppy Harlow just SOUNDS ditzy. Worse, her REAL name is Katherine Julia. That is a nice name to have. And her go by is “Poppy”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:43 PM (CNd16)

Poppy Z Brite went tranny and changed her name to William

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

188 wolf... same as the jewish name velvel. we had one in my grandparents generation.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (B1FKF)

189 Valerie Bertinelli, eating a whole pizza, has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (R4t5M)

190 EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

http://tinyurl.com/3p8b4wyz
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (wW1qL

It will return with the exact same language called something like, The Farmer's Support Provisions Act. The EU will never give up control until they are all swinging from lampposts.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2024 03:46 PM (5FnZt)

191 168 Enterprise, National and Alamo are all owned by the same parent company.

Avis owns Budget.

Hertz owns Dollar.

I usually go for the budget brands. Better deals.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (LkLld)

I get some deals with either Avis or Hertz. So I tend to stick to them. But not Hertz since they developed an obsessive devotion to EVs.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:46 PM (CNd16)

192 >Apparently, without the border secuirty bill, the Palestinians will starve to death.
---

sucks to be them
hey I shoveled snow without collapsing

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 03:46 PM (geLO8)

193 Avis owns Budget.

—

Aaahktchually, a company named Cendant owned both brands. That company split into a bunch of other companies a while back and Avis/Budget were spun off as an independent company called Avis Group. But it’s an umbrella company for both brands not an ownership of one vs the other.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:46 PM (YofvK)

194 Who names their kid "Wolf" ?
------
Mrs and Mrs Mozart.

Mr. and Mrs. van Halen.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (sNc8Y)

195 Today I ordered a Nuclear Strike on Oak Island to destroy all Coal Burning Electricity factories which are killing off Krill on Mars. Today JCS Chairman Qaddafi says that the price of Egg McMuffin will not exceed $20 in all 55 states and that the Yeti was spotted at Trump's house in Florance, Italy yesterday. No questions at this time.

Free Ice Cream for the Spotted Owls and Al Gore will be served today at my Petting Zoo in the White House Courtyard or something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (BKOUD)

196 "Valerie Bertinelli, eating a whole pizza"

Linx or GTFO.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (MvF+J)

197 And not only that, but then there's One Wolf Moon, Two Wolf Moon, and Three Wolf Moon.
Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:45 PM (hyRRf)

There One Castle, there Two Castle, there Three Castle!

Posted by: Eye-gore at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (T+Iwg)

198 MSNBC is even worse, & yet it's doing OK-- losing to FOX by a substantial margin, but hanging in there nonetheless.

So, WHY is CNN circling the drain, while its ugly twin sister MSNBC thrives, at least by comparison?

Posted by: mnw at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (NLIak)

199 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

200 Why rent a vehicle when you can steal a perfectly good one from your local blue city ?

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (j0Uz8)

201 Bring back Candy Crowley!

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

202 152 A man in TX lured a sex offender to a park then murdered him.

http://tiny.cc/xgsowz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 03:41 PM (V1QHJ)

Texas, doing the jobs the Biden admin won't

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

203 Real men of genius eposode # 347

The Illegals who beat up the NYC LEO's fled to AZ and are now in police custody.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (wW1qL)

204 Why rent a vehicle when you can steal a perfectly good one from your local blue city ?
Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (j0Uz

++++
Heh.

It's big business in Denver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (yjAVs)

205 CNN is counting on its election coverage for a boost in ratings. But if a Democrat wins the election, they got nuthin' for next year.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (5S/Fw)

206 167 Apparently, without the border secuirty bill, the Palestinians will starve to death.
____

And that's a BAD thing?

/Looks confuselated...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (xaFKb)

207 Big Mike gots back............

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (BKOUD)

208 Biden should stop playing the part of John Gill and close the border with the stroke of a pen.

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

209 EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

***

My advice is for the farmers to keep hauling manure in to dump on the government buildings. They haven't learned their lesson yet. Turn those fuckers into a terrain feature.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (wb1YC)

210 199 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

Big teatons, but woke apparently

Would bang but wouldn't give real name

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

211 Biden's gonna run on it's Trump's fault the border is open.

And abortion.

And racism, division, and hate.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (KiBMU)

212 How is the busty blonde not falling over? Daaaaayum.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (YofvK)

213 The Illegals who beat up the NYC LEO's fled to AZ and are now in police custody.
__________

Dios mio!

They were standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (lf83v)

214 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Good grief. Does she actually ski? How does she keep from falling over?

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

215 Let’s send everyone at CNN a C++ programming manual.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (2fIO4)

216 199 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

Nice... Mountains! She skiing in the Grand Tetons?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (xaFKb)

217 I think that people will be interested in buying The Yugo EV's. This will lower Global Warming on Pluto.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (BKOUD)

218 When she hits the moguls she gets bruises on her chin.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

219 Good grief. Does she actually ski? How does she keep from falling over?
_________

Keep your tips up, sweetie!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (lf83v)

220 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN...

Figures, since by her own admission, "she woke."

Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (sNc8Y)

221 The video of the farmers spraying shit all over the government buildings was funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (R4t5M)

222 >Biden's gonna run on it's Trump's fault the border is open.

and that Beau got killed
again

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (geLO8)

223 37 Willowed:

More bad news for EV's. Hertz is pulling the plug, to coin a phrase.

"Hertz, the rental car giant is pausing plans to buy 65,000 electric cars from EV pioneer Polestar, according to comments made by Polestar CEO Thomas Ingenlath in an interview with The Financial Times.

This comes just weeks after Hertz said it would sell off 20,000 EVs — one-third of its electric vehicle fleet "
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

Their is a video on YouTube about a brand new car that had some type of minor damage or defect to the battery case and water was getting in, 60,000 to replace and fix it almost as much as a brand new car,, guy had to go through insurance because the Dealer said it was not a manufacture warranty and now his insurance is higher because he had to replace the car

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (dKiJG)

224 I was at some place the other day that had CNN on.

How can people watch any of this?

It was so slow, narrow and repetitive.

If you know the full story, it's like the Weekly Reader of the Cliff's Notes of the Reader's Digest of the news, as viewed through the most possible left wing prism.

It makes you stupider for watching.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (cSaKW)

225 " A man in TX lured a sex offender to a park then murdered him."

================

Don't want to be murdered in a park?

Don't be a sex offender.

FAFO

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (i7Q7S)

226 Biden should stop playing the part of John Gill (see Star Trek S2.E21 "Patterns of Force") and close the border with the stroke of a pen.

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)

227 Forget coding. These news wallahs are probably only fit to do roadside trash pick-up; perhaps those marginally smarter than the average can do traffic control at road construction sites (assuming they can master the intricacies of "GO" and "STOP").

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (njExo)

228 212 Give atmospheric pressure props for holding all that in.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (MvF+J)

229 >>I get some deals with either Avis or Hertz. So I tend to stick to them. But not Hertz since they developed an obsessive devotion to EVs.

They really push them. I was at Dulles a couple months ago and I did do a rental from Hertz for reasons. They had a big screw up and ran out of cars. I felt like doing the Seinfeld "You know how to take a reservation, you don't know how to keep a reservation" but I was too pissed off.

Guy kept trying to get me to take an EV and I told him that I was going to be all over the state for a week and leaving out of Norfolk and the last thing I wanted to do was spend time looking for a battery charger. I had to come back the next day to get a real car.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (LkLld)

230 215 Let’s send everyone at CNN a C++ programming manual.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (2fIO4)

C#.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (xhfG9)

231 Already here. Surely you have heard of PBS and NPR.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:38 PM (CNd16)

__________________________

Of course you know I am referring to privately owned outlets.

Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (dIske)

232 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

She probably heard that Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire, possessor of the peerless poontang penetrator was going to be there.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (W/lyH)

233 South of the Border in Dillon, SC is secure. So STFU and let's get back to the peoples business in Lichtenstein.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (BKOUD)

234 When I rent a car it’s whatever’s cheapest on Orbitz.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:42 PM (YofvK)

I use a site called Autoslash. I've saved hundreds of dollars using them instead of renting directly from a rental agency or other websites. As an example, I rented mid size SUV for homecoming in Missoula last year. Cost for 6 days $256 total. Other offers were all above $1,100.

https://www.autoslash.com/

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (5FnZt)

235 I used Hertz a lot since they were the only ones open after 11pm at the airport I was flying in to - they were great, pretty decent in Hawaii as well. Pretty sure that minivan in Maui had been lived in for a bit though. Strange times out there.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (MKoxD)

236 But if a Democrat wins the election, they got nuthin' for next year.
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at February 06, 2024 03:48 PM (5S/Fw)

Yeah, and neither do we.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (8e0w3)

237 Don't forget about the spectacularly badly timed abortion bill thats coming from the GOP. It will be Graham I think. It's always that half-a-fag.

Posted by: DOYLE at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

238 Let's be real, Kasie Hunt and Poppy Harlow don't have the intellectual firepower to write code.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (i7Q7S)

239 She probably heard that Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire, possessor of the peerless poontang penetrator was going to be there.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (W/lyH)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (yjAVs)

240 Saw a video of two dudes who did a 2 day drive in a Tesla cyber truck. The thing is both hideous and kinda cool simultaneously.

Also 0-60 in 2.7 seconds. For a truck that weighs close to 7000 lbs. That’s mind blowing.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (YofvK)

241 Dios mio!

They were standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:49 PM (lf83v)

The Sherriff who put criminals in pink panty's is not amused.. Joe Arpaio ..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (wW1qL)

242 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards.

Nice...fall cushions.

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (njExo)

243 238 Let's be real, Kasie Hunt and Poppy Harlow don't have the intellectual firepower to write code.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (i7Q7S)

Hoppy Parlow and Hasie ...

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (hyRRf)

244 Surely you have heard of PBS and NPR.
_________

No, but I have heard of PBR.

Posted by: Zombie Tobie Keith at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (lf83v)

245 Why rent a vehicle when you can steal a perfectly good one from your local blue city ?
Posted by: jsg

***

There's a video going around of a guy, who presumably was there to charge his EV, filming a bunch of charging stations in a line somewhere with all the cables snipped off and just the plugs hanging off the hook on the charger units.

His brilliant narration of this was to say that the culprit was probably someone who owned gas cars and hated EVs.

In case you wondered how retarded he was.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2024 03:53 PM (wb1YC)

246 Without The Wolf, you wouldn't have the AoSHQ-spawned acronym WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

247 It will be Graham I think. It's always that half-a-fag.
Posted by: DOYLE at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (Z8Yh2)
------
I know which half.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

248 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:

I see why she's considering watching "CNN". She has "I woke" on her ski cap.

P.S. If she initially was going to watch CNN why then would she consider then as hysterical retards? I realize it's late in the afternoon, Joe, but you have to do a little better with the headlines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (Ki//m)

249 Costco sometimes has killer deals on rentals too.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

250
Why does Kristi Noem keep talking to them? She's been interviewed by Dana Bash a couple of times. The last time, Dana opened with a totally fake question about "Texas defying the Supreme Court," as if the Supremes had enjoined Texas in any way or ordered them to do something and Texas was asking how many divisions the Supreme Court had. Why does any conservative talk to them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (ny95y)

251 Speaking of CNN, its on a TV right over my head right now and Blinken is saying something about Hamas reviewing a hostage proposal.

Umm, what? How about this for a proposal: let all the hostages go then we can talk.

Otherwise we are just rewarding hostage taking, right?

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (xhfG9)

252 Deputy Führer Melakon is a Traitor and works for Trump !!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (BKOUD)

253 I see we're well into Another Week without the Epstein 'customer' list, the 40,000 hours of J6 film, the Senate slush fund payout list for successful lawsuits, whether iran actually was paid the $6 billion, a few JFK papers that are missing, an accounting of what secret papers Sen. and VP Biden stole.
We don't even know if FDR or Adm Kimmel was told that the Imperial Japanese Fleet had gone missing and dark.

There's just endless loose ends.

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (bkWIA)

254 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:

She'd better never fall down or she'll start an avalanche. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)

255 It will return with the exact same language called something like, The Farmer's Support Provisions Act. The EU will never give up control until they are all swinging from lampposts.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2024 03:46 PM (5FnZt)

------------

Exactly. And my poor, long-suffering wifey has to put up with listening to my solutions to all of our problems that quite often involve references to lampposts.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 06, 2024 03:55 PM (tu9wo)

256 253 I see we're well into Another Week without the Epstein 'customer' list, the 40,000 hours of J6 film, the Senate slush fund payout list for successful lawsuits, whether iran actually was paid the $6 billion, a few JFK papers that are missing, an accounting of what secret papers Sen. and VP Biden stole.
We don't even know if FDR or Adm Kimmel was told that the Imperial Japanese Fleet had gone missing and dark.

There's just endless loose ends.
Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (bkWIA)

Anything on Hunter Biden?

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:55 PM (hyRRf)

257 I'm having a hearty laugh at "peerless poontang penetrator"

Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2024 03:55 PM (oqH4h)

258 I was in Houston last week, and I saw an unsettling amount of billboards exhorting people to Pray for Palestine.

When I am in DC, YouTube fills up with political ads. Including one whining about how Palestinian children are starving.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:56 PM (CNd16)

259 It was so slow, narrow and repetitive.

So...Jim Lankford?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)

260 possessor of the peerless poontang penetrator
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM

Nice, but you do realize that all alliteration using 'p' is now licensed solely to us?

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 06, 2024 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

261 Via Ed Driscoll, who reminds us of CNN's claims about miners becoming coders.
______

I take the opposite view. The CNN liars should all have to learn to become miners. "Learn to coal."

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)

262 Oak Island!! Faithful watcher for 11 seasons now.
Makes a great drinking game...
Any sexual connotation - "Big Cans" (for digging "Shafts", Wood, Old Wood, Hard Wood, etc. Each statement requires a sip of beverage.
Any questions asked by the voice over guy - drink!

Posted by: Just Dave at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (AWro0)

263 Their ratings would get better if they'd just hire me back...

Posted by: Don Lemon, Journalist at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

264 Why does Kristi Noem keep talking to them? She's been interviewed by Dana Bash a couple of times. The last time, Dana opened with a totally fake question about "Texas defying the Supreme Court," as if the Supremes had enjoined Texas in any way or ordered them to do something and Texas was asking how many divisions the Supreme Court had. Why does any conservative talk to them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (ny95y)

But but but I need the media exposure…

Idiots. Reagan went AROUND the media many times.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (CNd16)

265 This beer was supposed to last until the end of the week.

It's Friday, right ?

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (j0Uz8)

266 "There's just endless loose ends."

All good points. But I wonder, if a loose end is endless, then it can't be an end. Defeats its own purpose.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 03:58 PM (MvF+J)

267 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

--------------

Pontoon floats.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 06, 2024 03:58 PM (JBQ2c)

268 I take the opposite view. The CNN liars should all have to learn to become miners. "Learn to coal."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)

One step further. Go to Africa and start mining for cobalt to make the precious EV batteries they so love.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 03:58 PM (YofvK)

269 259 It was so slow, narrow and repetitive.

So...Jim Lankford?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)

The peerless poontang penetrators.

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (hyRRf)

270 "Mediaite"

How tf am I supposed to pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (iziT8)

271 Keep your tips up, sweetie!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (lf83v)

https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)

272 265 Like those "forever" stamps. They never last as long as they say.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (MvF+J)

273 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

274 261 Via Ed Driscoll, who reminds us of CNN's claims about miners becoming coders.
______

I take the opposite view. The CNN liars should all have to learn to become miners. "Learn to coal."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)

Amen.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)

275 Reelect all Democrats Losers in California.........

PG&E is also one of three major utility companies in California whose rates could soon be based on "equity" after Assembly Bill 205 passed last year. The bill allows the California Public Utilities Commission to charge customers fixed rates based on their income.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (BKOUD)

276 I drove highway 50 recently up into the Sierra's and there was a parking lot off to the East with about 10 EV chargers and not a car in sight.

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (bkWIA)

277 I use a site called Autoslash. I've saved hundreds of dollars using them instead of renting directly from a rental agency or other websites. As an example, I rented mid size SUV for homecoming in Missoula last year. Cost for 6 days $256 total. Other offers were all above $1,100.

https://www.autoslash.com/
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2024 03:52 PM (5FnZt)

thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

278 270 "Mediaite"
How tf am I supposed to pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (iziT

Like meteorite. Without the "r."

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (hyRRf)

279 The tech industry is doing just fine without the, er, intellectual firepower of CNN employees.

I would like to see them all sucking dicks for bus fare and then see how many of them still walk home afterward.

Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (oqH4h)

280 possessor of the peerless poontang penetrator
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM

Nice, but you do realize that all alliteration using 'p' is now licensed solely to us?
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 06, 2024 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Pppppppppppppppppppffttt!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

281 Best one for me was the "Ice holes" in the water surrounding the island. There were 4 or 5 depressions in the frozen water. They must have said "ice holes" 15 times in the span of 90 seconds while describing the photo that they were looking at. That's a lot of beer in 90 seconds, if one is playing the drinking game

Oak Island - the most popular "action adventure" series on TV.

Posted by: Just Dave at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (AWro0)

282 273 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Maisy Hirono at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (xhfG9)

283 273 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

Nope, just 100% Uniparty, and figured OK will never primary him.

He will probably be another example of FAFO.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (exHjb)

284 This cute woman in ski attire wouldn't think of owning an "I woke" ski cap, and unless she can't possibly avoid it walks out of a room if CNN is on:

http://tinyurl.com/4k5ebdex

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Ki//m)

285 I'm so sorry this is happening to them.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (gxokI)

286 I accept Trump's challenge to a debate. I will debate myself on CNN.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (BKOUD)

287 I hope Trump isn't seriously considering Noem or Scott.

They seem like classic politicians who, say a couple of "conservative things," get encouraged by the establishment and turn out to be turds.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (JeYYB)

288 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather
.......

look at herself in the mirror.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

289 https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)

Lange had so many great ads like those. Plus they make the best boots too.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (YofvK)

290 https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)
++++
This advertisement does appear to have a goal of defeating the Male Gaze.

The creator needs to report to reeducation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (yjAVs)

291
Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM

Ahem.

I'm right here, you know

Posted by: Lil' Debbie Stabenaw at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (bEb2S)

292 Oak Island!! Faithful watcher for 11 seasons now.
Makes a great drinking game...
Any sexual connotation - "Big Cans" (for digging "Shafts", Wood, Old Wood, Hard Wood, etc. Each statement requires a sip of beverage.
Any questions asked by the voice over guy - drink!
Posted by: Just Dave at February 06, 2024 03:57 PM (AWro0)

Is that old fart who lived on the island still alive? That poor bastard was a loon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (Dc73h)

293 Keep your tips up, sweetie!

Said the mohel!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (mQFl5)

294 284 This cute woman in ski attire wouldn't think of owning an "I woke" ski cap, and unless she can't possibly avoid it walks out of a room if CNN is on:

http://tinyurl.com/4k5ebdex
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Ki//m)

Point Fen

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (xhfG9)

295 Of course you know I am referring to privately owned outlets.
Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 03:51 PM (dIske)

Wasn’t stated anywhere. And I maintain that the government has been in that business, with PBS and NPR. (Which, if they are so critical and popular, can exist off charitable contributions alone.). Bear in mind that the CBC and ABC (Australia) are likewise entirely government owned following the BBC model.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (CNd16)

296 290 https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)
++++
This advertisement does appear to have a goal of defeating the Male Gaze.

The creator needs to report to reeducation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:02 PM (yjAVs)

I miss the Before Times...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

297 "Greatest country in history".

Yeah, if you're into street pooping and and state-mandated child rape.

Posted by: U nlimited S upply of A sswipes at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (yhf1y)

298 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2024 03:54 PM (ny95y)

Stacey Lash > Dana Bash

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (gSZYf)

299 273 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

Mazie Hirono has entered the chat.

Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (oqH4h)

300 Why does Kristi Noem keep talking to them? ... Why does any conservative talk to them?

Maybe she isn't a) too smart; b) conservative; c) both

Posted by: Chuck C at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (xttsV)

301 Re: PG&E, equity rates will drive more people to get off the grid, or buy more solar resulting in more stranded infrastructure costs and more people riding in the wagon than pulling the wagon.

Next: some moron is going to ask: " what's wrong with that?"

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (bkWIA)

302 Makes a great drinking game...
Any sexual connotation - "Big Cans" (for digging "Shafts", Wood, Old Wood, Hard Wood, etc. Each statement requires a sip of beverage.

Beavis and Butthead wouldn't make it to the first commercial break.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (sNc8Y)

303 Hunting Hitler on Oak Island!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (mQFl5)

304 This cute woman in ski attire wouldn't think of owning an "I woke" ski cap, and unless she can't possibly avoid it walks out of a room if CNN is on:

http://tinyurl.com/4k5ebdex
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Ki//m)
***

Fen's ladies are the ones you want to take home to meet mom.
Joe's are the ones you would take home to meet mom, if only you could trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (W/lyH)

305
Coming up, the Ted Baxter and Les Nessman News Hour.

I'd actually watch that. It would be better than any crap called news today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (w6EFb)

306 As always date the Mannix girl,
Marry the Fen girl.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (YofvK)

307 A WV "teacher" who is also a "drag queen" got arrested on child sexual exploitation and distribution of child porn.

http://tiny.cc/flsowz

Are all of the abandoned mine shafts full?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (V1QHJ)

308 284 Far more approachable, but still way out of my league.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (MvF+J)

309 Any time someone plays a clip these days from CNN, there's a horse faced Karen, with a scowl on her face doing the interview with whomever.

Frankly, I think they were better off with Tater and Don Le Mon.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (dGCAG)

310 271 Keep your tips up, sweetie!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 03:50 PM (lf83v)

https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)

brrr

Posted by: m at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (hyRRf)

311 I keep getting told about how based and conservative OK is. So why is James Lankford representing them in the Senate?

(I can at least say Cornyn’s problem is that he forgot where he came from.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (CNd16)

312 https://is.gd/dvVbM8

[mostly safe for work...unless you work for Karen]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (gSZYf)

I was once asked by some Navy buddies why I skied so much...

Reality is? Once off the Bunny Hill? Fat Chicks don't ski.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (xaFKb)

313 @282, 273 , I'm surprised that Ed Markey remembers to breathe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (Mw26n)

314 Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate?
****
what am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Sen. Dick....Durbin. at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (bkWIA)

315 Horse Faced Karens

new band name
I call it

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (geLO8)

316 273 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)
_______
Maisie Hirono.

But my brother lives in NY, and says if you see a lot of her, Gillibrand moves to head of the list for dumb.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (1bNHn)

317 307 A WV "teacher" who is also a "drag queen" got arrested on child sexual exploitation and distribution of child porn.

http://tiny.cc/flsowz

This sounds like a conspiracy theory. I was assured that this was not possible.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (xhfG9)

318 This cute woman in ski attire wouldn't think of owning an "I woke" ski cap, and unless she can't possibly avoid it walks out of a room if CNN is on:

http://tinyurl.com/4k5ebdex
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Ki//m)

Point Fen
Posted by: blaster
.......

Yep. This one might actually ski.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

319 I might watch CNN if I were guaranteed that their anchors would have the shit beat out of them by animal illegal aliens.

Maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

320 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

Mazie Hirono has entered the chat.
Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (oqH4h)
++++
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Sheldon Whitehouse at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (yjAVs)

321 Dems entertaining criminalizing the shutting down of over-raided stores.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (krQz2)

322

Reality is? Once off the Bunny Hill? Fat Chicks don't ski.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (xaFKb)

Haha.
Yep no fatties to be found anywhere on a ski mountain. Even the bunny hill I think? Although I haven’t been on a bunny bill since my kids were learning to ski many moons ago. Perhaps things have “progressed” since then.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (YofvK)

323 311 I keep getting told about how based and conservative OK is. So why is James Lankford representing them in the Senate?

(I can at least say Cornyn’s problem is that he forgot where he came from.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (CNd16)

Like I said, the Deep Red States seem to love them some RINOs.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (xhfG9)

324 Why does Kristi Noem keep talking to them? ... Why does any conservative talk to them?
------
Maybe she isn't a) too smart; b) conservative; c) both
Posted by: Chuck C at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (xttsV)

I believe she considers herself more libertarian than conservative.

And given she's one of the front runners to be Trump's running mate, I guess she's being sent out there to lay some groundwork. To not be just some chick pol plucked out of the frozen north to become a national figure overnight.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (dGCAG)

325 EPSTEINIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA

Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (a3Q+t)

326 I'm so sorry this is happening to them.

Now, see, why don't I believe you?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2024 04:08 PM (CsUN+)

327 311 They didn't vote hard enough. It's not the offering, it's the strength of faith with which it is offered.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 04:08 PM (MvF+J)

328 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

Nope.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

329 But my brother lives in NY, and says if you see a lot of her, Gillibrand moves to head of the list for dumb.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (1bNHn)

$50 says she f*cked and s*cked her way through college.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (gSZYf)

330 To not be just some chick pol plucked out of the frozen north to become a national figure overnight.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (dGCAG)

Was that a shot? It sounded like a shot.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (xhfG9)

331 I keep getting told about how based and conservative OK is. So why is James Lankford representing them in the Senate?

—

See also Romney in “deep red” Utah.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (YofvK)

332 I keep getting told about how based and conservative OK is. So why is James Lankford representing them in the Senate?
---
Glitch's "candidate quality" standard?

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (krQz2)

333 Like I said, the Deep Red States seem to love them some RINOs.
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (xhfG9)

State’s Exhibit One: the TX HR.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (CNd16)

334 >>EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

http://tinyurl.com/3p8b4wyz

This is educational. They are afraid of the unwashed masses as they should be.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (eYF7X)

335 Is Lankford the stupidest person in the Senate? And yes I’m aware Patti Murray exists in the senate too, yet Instill ask the question.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)

Mazie Hirono has entered the chat.
Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (oqH4h)
++++
What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Sheldon Whitehouse at February 06, 2024 04:06 PM (yjAVs)

Lankford's likely been filmed doing unspeakable things with questionable "men" in rest rooms and alleyways.

Which is certainly stupid, but presumably he's doing someone else's bidding these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (dGCAG)

336 All this chopped liver is making me hungry...

Posted by: Bobby Hill at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

337 334 >>EU FOLDS, FARMERS WIN: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen Will Scrap Green ‘Sustainable Use Regulation’ Aiming To Halve Fertilizer Usage

http://tinyurl.com/3p8b4wyz

This is educational. They are afraid of the unwashed masses as they should be.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (eYF7X)

========

I hope the unwashed masses learn that lesson as well. I also hope they don't stop now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

338 306 As always date the Mannix girl,
Marry the Fen girl.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (YofvK)
______

Rem acu tetigisti.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (1bNHn)

339 Lankford's likely been filmed doing unspeakable things with questionable "men" in rest rooms and alleyways.

Which is certainly stupid, but presumably he's doing someone else's bidding these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (dGCAG)

They sacrificed Madison Cawthorn for this.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (xhfG9)

340 I don't think I've ever had chopped liver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (yjAVs)

341 See also Romney in “deep red” Utah.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (YofvK)

The thing that gets me is that fucker was Gov of MASSACHUSETTS. Why can't these idiots just STAY in their blue shit holes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (ufFY8)

342 "Dems entertaining criminalizing the shutting down of over-raided stores.

Posted by: Axeman"

Fine. But you can't force people to stock and man the stores.

And they voted for this shit.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (iziT8)

343 The first two years of the Trump administration could have ended PBS funding ,PP funding and the ACA but we got nothing

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (bkWIA)

344 Lankford's likely been filmed doing unspeakable things with questionable "men" in rest rooms and alleyways.

—
The Larry Craig two step.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (YofvK)

345 If Trump picks a female VP, she will be subjected to the crudest most vile treatment by the Dems

remember the 'Sarah Palin Is A C***' t-shirts

Donny, pick a man. Don't subject a woman to that.

sidenote: presidential years are America at its worst

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (geLO8)

346 How doesWolf still have a job? Photos of Thompson with a young boy?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2024 04:12 PM (thA9J)

347 To not be just some chick pol plucked out of the frozen north to become a national figure overnight.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:07 PM (dGCAG)

Was that a shot? It sounded like a shot.
Posted by: Sarah Palin at February 06, 2024 04:09 PM (xhfG9)

Not really, just descriptive. No one knew who you were, so they were able to exploit that. You became the caricature Tina Fey did, and there was nothing you could do about it.

That being said, if it felt like a shot, come see me, I'll make you feel better.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:12 PM (dGCAG)

348 "His brilliant narration of this was to say that the culprit was probably someone who owned gas cars and hated EVs.

In case you wondered how retarded he was.
Posted by: Azathoth "

I'm impressed that here were no charred footprints left by the unsuccessful copper thieves.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 06, 2024 04:12 PM (ou9hh)

349 328 This busty blonde was going to watch CNN, but then decided that she'd rather hit the slopes than be propagandized by a bunch of hysterical retards:
https://is.gd/JMbW1g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 03:47 PM (yjAVs)

Nope.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

Fag.

I think that cap might actually say I Woke Up.

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (j0Uz8)

350 I see that dunce Lankford is trying to go toe to toe with Musk on immigration and losing badly. But it's not even fair, it's like Alfalfa from Our Gang challenging Einstein to a physics contest. Lankford is an absolute lying dunce. We should start working on that primary now. Nobody is going to forget, Kewpie Doll Man.

--

Guy's got a bizarre, freakish face. He reminds me of the chauffer driver in Burnt Offerings with Oliver Reed, Karen Black and Bette Davis. The one who represents death.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (mupln)

351 Our time has finally come.

Put us in, coach!

Posted by: Parker-Spitzer 2.0 at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (MqhXY)

352 342 Anarcho-tyranny is the name for it.

Posted by: gp Compounds The Narrative at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (MvF+J)

353 Rem acu tetigisti.
Posted by: Eeyore

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (T4tVD)

354 They sacrificed Madison Cawthorn for this.
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (xhfG9)

Yeah, the problem is, Madison may have some skeletons (male) in his closet too.

I think he's otherwise solid, but come on guys, lay off the peener.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:14 PM (dGCAG)

355 Ow ow ow ow ow ow.

Posted by: Mannix girl's L4-L5 at February 06, 2024 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

356 With a name like Poppy Harlow you'd think she has her own pron toob channel.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 06, 2024 04:14 PM (8C1eU)

357 ow doesWolf still have a job?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2024 04:12 PM

He gets sh*t done.

Posted by: Marsellus Wallace at February 06, 2024 04:15 PM (a3Q+t)

358 I'm constantly flabbergasted, that's right - flabbergasted by-

these idiots destroying their professional reputations and jobs and ability to find a new job cuz of the good job they did in crashing and burning-

just to support frikking politicians who wouldn't care at all if these idiots were being eaten by scores of rabid gerbils right in front of them.

Welp, I hope they got a handsome payday for betraying themselves and their future and their profession. Like a wealth-making payday.

Cuz if not....just....wow! what a passel of retards.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2024 04:15 PM (nFnyb)

359 340 I don't think I've ever had chopped liver.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:10 PM (yjAVs)
_______
I had a cousin who made pate, but since her husband was a Jew, he insisted it was chopped liver.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (1bNHn)

360 As always date the Mannix girl,
Marry the Fen girl.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:04 PM (YofvK)

How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?

Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)

361 I keep getting told about how based and conservative OK is. So why is James Lankford representing them in the Senate?

(I can at least say Cornyn’s problem is that he forgot where he came from.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:05 PM (CNd16)

They campaign as conservatives. Something happens to them when they get to DC.

But just what I've seen and heard here in OK these last few days, he's a hated lame duck now. His OK political career is over.

The OK repub party is close to censuring him.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (BdMk6)

362 I heard CNN may replace Wolf Blitzer with Mary Cloginstein for better ratings ............

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (BKOUD)

363 Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2024 04:13 PM (j0Uz8

Probably😉 but if she had woken up she wouldn't think of watching CNN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (8qIu5)

364
How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?
Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)

Checkmated me didn’t ya? lol.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (YofvK)

365 This is educational. They are afraid of the unwashed masses as they should be.

I think this is also why the WEF had Javier Milei and a few other non-fellow-travelers speak this year (and why Larry Fink is speaking against ESG). The peasants found out (and worse, the black peasants discovered that they're the hardest hit by the Biden Border) and they're hoping to let things cool down a bit before implementing Bill Gates' final solution.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (2ocoG)

366 Chile’s Former Conservative President, Sebastian Piñera, Dies in a Helicopter Crash

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (eYF7X)

367 Re: PG&E, equity rates will drive more people to get off the grid,

The rate hikes will do wonders for EV sales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

368 I figure PDJT will pick a Veep candidate who best helps his ticket.

How you define "helps his ticket" may vary. Traditionalists look for a candidate from a swing state. Others look for someone checking demographic boxes, because who wants to be a misogynist racist? But I think Trump learned from his last go-round. I think he looks for a loyal, strong as hell, thick-skinned running mate.

Who that is I have no clue. Trump probably does, and I'll trust him on this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (ZR01O)

369 Biden activates Alaska national guard to defend migrants against Texas

http://tinyurl.com/4wrzwc6m

It's just 20 troops, but pretty obviously just meant to be a tripwire.

Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (Dnobf)

370
How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?

Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM

give her dad some cattle?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (bEb2S)

371 270 "Mediaite"

How tf am I supposed to pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (iziT

"Throat-warbler mangrove"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (T+Iwg)

372 How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?
Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)

Checkmated me didn’t ya? lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (YofvK)

Not at all, I fully expect the Fen girl can be had by approaching her father with a fair trade: Your daughter for this cow.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

373 But just what I've seen and heard here in OK these last few days, he's a hated lame duck now. His OK political career is over.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM

Four years is plenty of time to rehabilitate.

Posted by: Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

374 How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?
Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)
........

Go on Married At First Sight
you might get lucky... or not.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

375 How tf am I supposed to pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2024 03:59 PM (iziT

"Throat-warbler mangrove"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (T+Iwg)

"You're a silly person and I'm not going to interview you."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (xcxpd)

376 How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?

Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM

give her dad some cattle?
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (bEb2S)

372 How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?
Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)

Checkmated me didn’t ya? lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (YofvK)

Not at all, I fully expect the Fen girl can be had by approaching her father with a fair trade: Your daughter for this cow.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

Holy shit!

You gotta be fast here.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (dGCAG)

377 If Trump picks a female VP, she will be subjected to the crudest most vile treatment by the Dems

remember the 'Sarah Palin Is A C***' t-shirts

Donny, pick a man. Don't subject a woman to that.

sidenote: presidential years are America at its worst
Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 04:11 PM (geLO

***

Remember that within 24 hours of Palin being selected there were media/dem arty assholes crawling through her garbage. At least Noem has security.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (W/lyH)

378 They sacrificed Madison Cawthorn for this.

He's continuing to say "I was right!" to anyone who'll listen since the Senate sex tape came out. And he's earned doing that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

379
CNN Presents "Hard Time" with Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (j4U/Z)

380 How are you going to marry the Fen girl without dating her first?
Posted by: spindrift at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM (MqhXY)
++++
If you're attractive enough to land either, you're probably attractive to land both.

Marry the Fen girl, keep the Mannix girl on the side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (yjAVs)

381 Heh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (T+Iwg)

382 >> Biden activates Alaska national guard to defend migrants against Texas

Make Fragging Great Again

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (eYF7X)

383 366 Chile’s Former Conservative President, Sebastian Piñera, Dies in a Helicopter Crash
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (eYF7X)

Irony

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (xcxpd)

384 A WV "teacher" who is also a "drag queen" got arrested on child sexual exploitation and distribution of child porn.

I'm shocked! Shocked!

Posted by: Captain Louis Renault at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (xttsV)

385 Jim Acosta will be hosting "CNN Newsroom" that starts at 10:00 a.m., according to the report.

Will he be stunningly and bravely challenging the President?

Posted by: Candidus at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (+B0EC)

386 Chile’s Former Conservative President, Sebastian Piñera, Dies in a Helicopter Crash
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 04:17 PM (eYF7X)
++++
I mean, ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (yjAVs)

387 379
CNN Presents "Hard Time" with Michael Avenatti.
Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2024 04:20 PM (j4U/Z)

Can I co-host??

Posted by: Don Lemon, Journalist at February 06, 2024 04:21 PM (PiwSw)

388 New thread on possible recusals re: Trump trials. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 06, 2024 04:22 PM (w0+ZH)

389 Biden activates Alaska national guard to defend migrants against Texas

http://tinyurl.com/4wrzwc6m

It's just 20 troops, but pretty obviously just meant to be a tripwire.

According to the linked article, they won't be deployed until 2025. I'm sure Abbott is shaking in his boots.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2024 04:23 PM (sNc8Y)

390 But just what I've seen and heard here in OK these last few days, he's a hated lame duck now. His OK political career is over.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:16 PM

------------

BREAKING: F. Joe Mugabe Appoints Sen. Lankford As New Border Czar. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 06, 2024 04:23 PM (fcgJ5)

391 Biden activates Alaska national guard to defend migrants against Texas

http://tinyurl.com/4wrzwc6m

It's just 20 troops, but pretty obviously just meant to be a tripwire.
Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2024 04:18 PM (Dnobf)
***

I would refuse the order.
You cannot order someone in the military to obey an order that is illegal. Assisting the border crossing of illegals is an illegal act. I would be surprised if they found anyone to accept the call to active duty. And if they did so, anyone in command who would offer up the article 15 for refusal.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 04:24 PM (W/lyH)

392 385 Jim Acosta will be hosting "CNN Newsroom" that starts at 10:00 a.m., according to the report.

If they know this man like I know him, the show will be called Come Really Early With Jim

Posted by: Mrs Acosta at February 06, 2024 04:24 PM (j0Uz8)

393 Wasn’t stated anywhere. And I maintain that the government has been in that business, with PBS and NPR. (Which, if they are so critical and popular, can exist off charitable contributions alone.). Bear in mind that the CBC and ABC (Australia) are likewise entirely government owned following the BBC model.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 06, 2024 04:03 PM (CNd16)

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Oh, they are indirectly in the business under the radar. And, if there was a republican in congress who would take ten minutes to get their self-centered head out of their posterior they could (at the very least) make things very uncomfortable for certain parties. Example: Disney gets over $2 Billion in tax rebates from various states (They own ABC News). Warner Bros. gets over $760 Million in tax rebates from various states (they own CNN). This should be highlighted from the highest mountain so no one can ignore that these privileged money machines are catered to while a lot of people scrimp to buy groceries. Instead, it's ignored....and it will only escalate as media outlets continue to fail. Just saying.

Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 04:25 PM (dIske)

394 Four years is plenty of time to rehabilitate.
Posted by: Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner at February 06, 2024 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

If he turns out to accept and govern for a MAGA America, then that would be a good thing, wouldn't it? I'm all for rehabilitation then.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 04:27 PM (BdMk6)

395
just to support frikking politicians who wouldn't care at all if these idiots were being eaten by scores of rabid gerbils right in front of them.

YOUR PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2024 04:28 PM (n+4am)

396 Sarah Sanders would be great but she's said he allegiance is to AR.

He's not going to pick a senator or a house member unless there is a high probability his successor will be a strong Trumper.

Posted by: Braenyarde at February 06, 2024 04:30 PM (8Gw3M)

397 Spell check rewrites my name every time I log in.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 06, 2024 04:31 PM (8Gw3M)

398 Spell check rewrites my name every time I log in.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 06, 2024 04:31 PM (8Gw3M)
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What to, Barnyard?

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 04:40 PM (krQz2)

399 If CNN wants to improve its ratings, they should put on Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: MikeN at February 06, 2024 07:05 PM (XygMV)

400 There is a song called Hotel Cloud 9 I heard on the Dr. Demento show. I could see them going there.

Posted by: Michael at February 06, 2024 09:49 PM (AK/Im)

401 Superb post however , I was wondering if you could write
a litte more on this topic? I'd be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit more.
Appreciate it!

Posted by: strona at February 18, 2024 07:30 AM (vLIiz)

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