Nikki Haley Attacks Trump on Leftwing Propaganda Show SNL To Prove What a Real Conservative She Is

Some real McCain energy here.

CRINGE: SNL brought on Nikki Haley to bash Donald Trump

Yeah — she’s totally a Republican and not just another Anti-Trump liberal..

pic.twitter.com/Je76ctfjEw
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 4, 2024

Corrupt fat old fuck John Podhoretz says that Trump "can't complain" because he hosted the show too.

John Podhoretz
@jpodhoretz

Nikki Haley showing she can play on SNL and Trump and his psycho followers can't exactly complain since he hosted the thing.

This morbidly obese twitter addict wants everyone to pretend to not know that the media took an incredibly sharp turn to the hard left in November 2016. In other words, the SNL that Nikki Haley appeared on is not the same SNL that Trump appeared on.

In other SNL news: They cancelled comedian Shane Gillis in... 2019, was it? They had named him as a new cast member. Then some SJWs searched through his entire history to find something to cancel him for, and turned up a podcast in which he said a couple of mildly offensive things and -- get this -- did not object when other people on the podcast said mildly offensive things.

And now: He's going to host the show.

Next show!!! pic.twitter.com/P6J6QQqOFY
— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) February 4, 2024

That's not Gillis' only un-cancelling event. Bud Light is still looking to hire conservative influencers in order to end the boycott over their partnership with transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney, and so they're now proudly sponsoring Gillis' comedy tour.

Gillis was cancelled for making "anti-gay" jokes. (And some anti-Asian jokes, allegedly.)

So Bud Light is going all the way to the other side to try to undo their Dylan Mulvaney mistake.

(Short of actually admitting it was a mistake, of course!)

Comedian Shane Gillis will partner with beer brand Bud Light following a dismal year for the brand, according to a company post on Instagram.
"Welcome to the team @shanemgillis, excited to be a part of your 2024 tour," the beer brand posted.
"Excited to announce partnership with Bud Light #budlightpartner," Gillis posted to his Instagram account.
Bud Light sales plummeted last year after news broke that the brand had partnered with transgender influencer and activist Dylan Mulvaney.

The trans activist showed off cans of Bud Light sent by Anheuser-Busch that featured Mulvaney's face, celebrating a milestone in her viral "365 Days of Girlhood" series, where the influencer detailed her daily experiences in her first year identifying as a transgender woman on TikTok.

...
"Excited to announce partnership with Bud Light #budlightpartner," Gillis posted to his Instagram account.

I'm happy that Gillis is being un-cancelled, and I don't blame him too much for taking Bud Light's money, or appearing on the show that cancelled him. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Ya Boi Zach cites this as proof for his theory that cancel culture is over, and that Cancel Pigs are now on the run and pretending they've always been against cancel culture themselves. And basically asking for a Cancel Culture Amnesty.

I don't think I believe that. He seems to be drawing large conclusions from a small handful of facts.

Shane Gillis might have been invited on SNL because Bud Light reached out to SNL and told them they'd advertise on the show if Gillis hosted. And of course Bud Light is only reaching out to him because of the boycott.

I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM

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1 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:11 PM (t/2Uw)

2 I was convinced you were going to post about Fani cohabitating with her paramour.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:12 PM (t/2Uw)

3 I don't know, let's hear from Gina Carano and Rosanne Barr

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (GD2xa)

4 Shane Gillis might have been invited on SNL because Bud Light reached out to SNL and told them they'd advertise on the show if Gillis hosted
=======================
My first thought too, but then I've turned into a cynical SOB

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (BS4eI)

5 I could go get the others but I was told that as willow's apprentice, I could not call a nood.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (t/2Uw)

6 Clap and laugh, seals

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (Yc8mE)

7 Norm's return monologue after they fired him was the best ever. I miss him so much.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM (xaNfJ)

8 Where I sit cancel culture is alive an well.

I work at a middle school though where mean girl tables will always exist.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM (sTzSX)

9 I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?

Jawhol! Aieyieyie!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 05, 2024 05:15 PM (EHcEg)

10 I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?
-
I seem to recall Bob Iger calling to cool down the culture war, again, recently.

It's like islam, they can lie for how peaceful they intend to be for as long as it takes them to regroup, and it's not stain on their virtue.

And the trans post from earlier today. One voice of warning on their side is not fleeing the country with suitcases of cash.

Posted by: Methos at February 05, 2024 05:15 PM (Dnobf)

11 No, I don't think Cancel Culture is quite done with us yet. There's a lot of ruin in a culture, after all.

Bud Light is still in panic mode, despite appearances, because people have switched brand preferences. Once people do that, it's very difficult to switch them back. Groveling generally doesn't do it.

I stopped using Gillette products (and all P&G products) and haven't switched back. No reason to do so.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2024 05:16 PM (7fElN)

12 I think the bar for cancellation has been raised a fair bit. Of course, with these people, the first and foremost consideration is not what was said but who said it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 05, 2024 05:16 PM (DWqKI)

13 She’s as funny as any of the losers on that show.

Posted by: Allen at February 05, 2024 05:16 PM (tSGLY)

14

Is that horseface still talking about empowering wimmens and the blacks?

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 05, 2024 05:16 PM (et1vG)

15 "I don't think I believe that. He seems to be drawing large conclusions from a small handful of facts." I so very much agree with Ace here. The cancel pigs will be with us for a very long time sadly.

Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (uH65w)

16 I defied tradition and nooded. I can be a rebel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (t/2Uw)

17 I don't think the cancelers are quitting, but they don't have the pull they used to have. There is such a huge disconnect these days between what the "elite" want and what they will get that it will end. Even the book of faces can't help but show me both the idiotic liberal rantings of my BIL and cool memes making fun of multiple idiots "in power."

I'm glad they don't have the pull, but it's also weird to hang out with the nice, pleasant, moms in the PTO that still adore Target while sporting their Nike gear as they take their kids to Disney World. It's like there is more than one USA and I get to see it up close.

Posted by: Catherine at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (ZSsrh)

18 Corrupt fat old fuck John Podhoretz says that Trump "can't complain" because he hosted the show too.

House of Wings. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

19 You're going on SNL? Boy, that will really move the needle...

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (ZZOOb)

20 A cult of psychos.

Do we get uniforms? How about shirts, we should at least get shirts.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (LkLld)

21 Shane Gillis earns points for comparing Biden wandering around on stage to a Roomba.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 05, 2024 05:19 PM (4ETP4)

22 John Podhoretz
@jpodhoretz

wait wait wait

I thought that JPod flounced from Twitter (X)? No?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 05:19 PM (nOUPg)

23 I seem to recall Bob Iger calling to cool down the culture war, again, recently.

Go back to what they do best: infiltration and subversion.

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (ZZOOb)

24 Cancelling will happen as needed.

Commies never rest.

At least until a minute or a few seconds more after leaving the helicopter.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (LaNzR)

25 I’m exactly like Trump, only different.

I am the choice.

I do not look like Elvis.

Pick Nikki

Excuse me while I take the money and leave the chutney.

Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (9X60i)

26 A few victories here and there are nice but it's far from over.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (MKoxD)

27 I like Shane Willis and all (he does a killer Trump impression), but I don't know if ANYTHING that Bud Light does in the short run will bring customers back.

NO red-blooded American male (who isn't gay) wants to be associated with anything that Dylan Mulvaney endorses, ESPECIALLY beer.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (SRRAx)

28 Salacious story of the day:

http://tinyurl.com/yps74ych

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (t/2Uw)

29 I work at a middle school though where mean girl tables will always exist.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM

Observed a middle-school playground the other day after seeing a small kid go down hard. (Did not see the actual cause.)

Two much bigger kids were slightly man-handling him for about 5". When the little guy finally escaped, one of the bullies threw two pebbles at him - hard.

The two overweight teachers supervising the playground never moved from their "posts".

I wish "caning" was allowable in the U.S. for private citizens to utilize for "teaching purposes".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (HlyYF)

30 "That's not Gillis' only un-cancelling event. Bud Light is still looking to hire conservative influencers in order to end the boycott over their partnership with transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney, and so they're now proudly sponsoring Gillis' comedy tour."

You know what you do instead, Bud Light? Actually spend money and advertise on conservative media. Not doing that? Well that means you're just doing damage control, rather than mending fences.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (nOUPg)

31 Marxists always double down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (IG4Id)

32 Ace, you’re going to need a new thread. Someone posted “nood Nikki”. No one is going to show up.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (nIRE6)

33 A cult of psychos.

Do we get uniforms? How about shirts, we should at least get shirts.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (LkLld)

Paul Anka needs to step up, yo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (T/Lqj)

34 Afternoon.

May I posit a theory?

Nikki Haley was never considered a serious contender for the Republican nomination. The accepted idea was that she was angling for the running mate/VP slot. What if she's still angling for the VP slot but given that her campaign is being funded largely by leftists and leftwing oligarchs, and given that she had the weirdest case of foot in mouth disease where she embarrasses herself answering the biggest no brainer questions (causes of the Civil War, etc.) is it possible she's only still running solely for the purpose of taking all their money? I mean the more she gets the less available for lefty candidates and causes, right?

Crazy idea or batshit crazy idea?

Discuss.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (wRThP)

35 She’s channeling her inner Jeb!,it seems.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (CNd16)

36 Nikki Haley is an outstanding American, unlike the rest of you hateful peasants who despise the fabric of our country, illegal aliens.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw, AKA Eyepatch McCain at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (OZtA4)

37 I'm willing to host SNL for scale.

Posted by: Anubis at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (2yu8s)

38 16 I defied tradition and nooded. I can be a rebel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM

At this point, I believe you are allowed to petition the AOS executive committee and request that they remove the "apprentice" from you nic.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:23 PM (HlyYF)

39 Cancel culture will Never go away. It may ebb and flow but the left doesn’t just stop being fascists.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:23 PM (YofvK)

40 Didn't think I'd be able to use that sock again so soon, in context.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 05, 2024 05:23 PM (2yu8s)

41 There are still a lot of neo-Maoists out there who are out to kill the Four Olds.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:23 PM (CNd16)

42 Shane Gillis standup is pretty funny. Tim Dillon is pretty funny as well. He was on Rogan and said that Kamala speaks in gypsy curses.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (hR0kJ)

43 Cancel culture is not over...it's just an election year.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (exHjb)

44 > Ya Boi Zach cites this as proof for his theory that cancel culture is over, and that Cancel Pigs are now on the run and pretending they've always been against cancel culture themselves. And basically asking for a Cancel Culture Amnesty.

Has Rosanne Barr been un-cancelled yet?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (R38qh)

45 I'm surprised she didn't blow a sax

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

46 19 You're going on SNL? Boy, that will really move the needle...

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM

She is playing for Democrat votes. It might move THAT needle.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (HlyYF)

47 Nikki Haley is a great American.
- Sean H.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (YofvK)

48 NO red-blooded American male (who isn't gay)
__________________

If he's gay, he's not red-blooded, and conversely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (c+cQQ)

49 I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?

Cancel Culture has been a part of America - and Western Civ - as long as the history has been written.

This gets old. This idea that everyone has always had a free forum in which to Speak Truth to Power. It's literally NEVER been this way, at any time in American History. Including the American Revolution. Loyalists leaned on people, in every way possible, to maintain loyalty to the Crown. Revolutionaries did the same.

And thus it has always been, here, and everywhere else in Western Civ. The big change, as I can see it ? Its not just Morgans and Rockefellers and Carnegies and Kennedys and the Bush Clan exerting influence anymore. And its not just the old folks bitching because you have a cap on indoors.

We've never been a "live and let live" society. Never will, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (JVQ/Z)

50 Shane does ann amazing Trump impersonation.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (YofvK)

51 I think we should have another op like Neptune Spear. But on this op, should target the Cancel Culture Class. We can call it Operation Ass Pirate Spear. It's like the UBL op, only fewer goats.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw, AKA Eyepatch McCain at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (OZtA4)

52 The brothers in the barbershop don’t like the sister or Biden.
I had money in my pocket with Trump.
Brothers gotta eat.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (V/pbu)

53 19 You're going on SNL? Boy, that will really move the needle...

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM
________________

But which way?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (c+cQQ)

54 Has Rosanne Barr been un-cancelled yet?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (R38qh)

Thought I read somewhere that she has a new show and it's doing really well?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 05, 2024 05:25 PM (T+Iwg)

55 And as for Cancel Culture....I think it's a long war, Ace. It's not over. These monsters don't give up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (xcxpd)

56 Saw Gillis set in NY a while back. He was talking about how he got into an NFL game pretending to be retarded so he could be down on the field...and he was really drunk so it was hard to tell the difference....and of course someone in the audience called him out. He then did a set talking about how he used to volunteer with the special Olympics and has close relatives with Downs Syndrome and really laid into the heckler. It was an artist at work.

That said, I suspect that SNL will use Gillis to attack Trump since he does a bang on impression.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (dIske)

57 16 I defied tradition and nooded. I can be a rebel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (t/2Uw)

To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave.

Posted by: Primus at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (CNd16)

58 Did you fuckers read the bill yet? Okay queue the jokes about me having only one eye. I hate you people.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw, AKA Eyepatch McCain at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (OZtA4)

59 NO red-blooded American male (who isn't gay) wants to be associated with anything that Dylan Mulvaney endorses, ESPECIALLY beer.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM

Peyton Manning AND Emmitt Smith are both gay?

Learn something new on AOS every day!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (HlyYF)

60 Tim Dillon is pretty funny as well. He was on Rogan and said that Kamala speaks in gypsy curses.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (hR0kJ)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:27 PM (xcxpd)

61 Nikki appeared on a show every bit as relevant as she is.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

62 32 Ace, you’re going to need a new thread. Someone posted “nood Nikki”. No one is going to show up.
___

You had my attention.
-Will Folks

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

63 Peyton Manning AND Emmitt Smith are both gay?

Learn something new on AOS every day!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (HlyYF)

Peyton isn’t gay. But he’s also gay as fuck as in that’s so gay.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM (YofvK)

64 "I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?"

No. I figure it's a retrenching. Avoid the brightest limelight and then make another advance on the next generation (though it will really be just a portion of a generation). It's the way of marching through the institutions the Communists engaged so well.

There is no way Wokism/Cancel Culture is leaving us. It inserted itself profoundly and left landmarks all over the world. Its precedent: Global Cooling/Warming. It has metastasized into both public and private domains and shows no signs of leaving.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM (aXxgO)

65 Nikki sucks, but Trump has never exactly pulled his punches when it came to Republican opponents.

He’s going to get hammered way worse than this.

Posted by: Benchmark at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM (e57TB)

66 Excuse me while I take the money and leave the chutney.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (9X60i)
________________

You're just trying to curry (?) favor with political donors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM (c+cQQ)

67 Nikki Haley is the perfect "throw-away" candidate for the GOP in the next, fortified, and fraudulent election.

He political career was over months, if not years ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

68 Observed a middle-school playground the other day after seeing a small kid go down hard. (Did not see the actual cause.)

Two much bigger kids were slightly man-handling him for about 5". When the little guy finally escaped, one of the bullies threw two pebbles at him - hard.

The two overweight teachers supervising the playground never moved from their "posts".

I wish "caning" was allowable in the U.S. for private citizens to utilize for "teaching purposes".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (HlyYF)

Big guys going after little guys doesn't sound good... But... one time when I was on playground duty one little smart alek taunted a bigger black kid, " Hey let me rub your head for luck!"

I "didn't see" the punch in the gut that doubled the smart alek over.

I wouldn't have let it go further. But mister smart mouth needed to learn not to be stupid. And it ended there. I never saw the two of them in the same vicinity ever again.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (sTzSX)

69
Nikki reminds me of insects, either the praying mantis or the walking stick.

Posted by: four seasons at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (PisyI)

70 There are so many good comedians out there who do Trump well. How does SNL always find the worst ones to play him?

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (YofvK)

71 A cult of psychos.

Do we get uniforms? How about shirts, we should at least get shirts.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm just here for the secret handshake

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (JkCto)

72 "Ya Boi Zach cites this as proof for his theory that cancel culture is over, and that Cancel Pigs are now on the run and pretending they've always been against cancel culture themselves. And basically asking for a Cancel Culture Amnesty.
snip
I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?"

I'd say...possibly. It's easy to look at the big names and celebrities and see it at work but what about the little people. However I do think people are getting sick of it and are learning to garden themselves against such attacks. Zach makes a really good case for his argument so I'm inclined towards cautious optimism.

Personally, I believe shit like cancel culture and the trans memetic virus are themselves symptoms of a larger problem of people being unable to separate Internet fantasy from meatspace reality.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (wRThP)

73 I'm sure SNL will find a way to use Gillis's great Trump impersonation to bash Trump. Because. Trump.

Hasn't this show been on the air for 86 years?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM (O2QWF)

74
Nikki knows she's done; this was a get-the-dem-donor-money move.

Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

75 When Dylan Mulvaney sues and claims Bud Lite made him trans they're going to have a real problem on their hands.

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (bkWIA)

76 63 Peyton Manning AND Emmitt Smith are both gay?

Learn something new on AOS every day!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:26 PM (HlyYF)

Peyton isn’t gay. But he’s also gay as fuck as in that’s so gay.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:28 PM

The joke is they are both pimping for Bud Light!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (HlyYF)

77 CNN is canceling their morning show. The future of Poppy's elbows is unknown.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)

78 Wow Nikki that's how you show you got some Presidential timber there...

I called it right when I said Nikki was a cup of warmed over 7-11 curry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uPvnn)

79 J-Pod. Gross. What a fat tub of dumbfuck. These horrid nepots are the very bottom of the ConInc barrel. Him, Goldberg, Kristol, Cheney, McCain, and so on.

They're people who wouldn't be missed if someone rendered them into shitloads of low-grade lamp oil, but we're graced with their mindthoughts thanks to the fact some other person filled out a pine box before all the people who owed him favors could pay up.

Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (0FoWg)

80 > Thought I read somewhere that she has a new show and it's doing really well?

She did a comedy special for Fox Nation. She's on an animated show for The Daily Wire called Mr Birchum. That started in the beginning of December. I don't know how it's doing.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (R38qh)

81 I seem to recall Bob Iger calling to cool down the culture war, again, recently

More like "Time out until I regroup so I can stick this rainbow flag up your ass. "

Posted by: Chuck C at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (tMsXg)

82 Buttlite should sponsor SNL. The convergence of the two giant sucks could cause a event horizon in NYC.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (17s+e)

83 I thought that JPod flounced from Twitter (X)? No?

Yep, dozens of times. The same way Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog stopped smoking weed.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (sNc8Y)

84 Me and the One Eyed Trouser Snake, we're best pals, we are.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw, AKA Eyepatch McCain at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (OZtA4)

85 The most favorable polls have Nikki down ONLY 40 to Trump. And some have her losing by 60. Yes, there is TDS and all but at some point don’t you just say fuck it I’m not going to be embarrassed, and drop out?

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (YofvK)

86
An example of "anti-gay" jokes:
A homophobe walks into a bar. Bartender says: "What'll it be, sir?"

Or something.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

87 Did you fuckers read the bill yet? Okay queue the jokes about me having only one eye. I hate you people.
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw

Don't worry Dan, we understand it takes you twice as long to read the bill. Of course we also understand comprehension takes you much longer... as in an infinite amount of time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (I+Qg2)

88 Peyton and Emmitt tried to generate some cash on Only Fans but it seems every laid off journo had already beaten them to the punch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (uPvnn)

89 How about shirts, we should at least get shirts.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yer gonna hafta ask Paul Anka.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2024 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

90 Kamala's Chinese sister...

||After China’s prolonged and strict COVID lockdown destroyed her business, a woman decided to leave her two young children with family to travel to Mexico and cross into the U.S. through a hole at the border.

She’s far from alone: Chinese migrants are the fastest growing group trying to cross into the U.S. from Mexico. Last year, U.S. Customs and Border Protection reported 37,000 Chinese citizens were apprehended as they illegally crossed the border; that’s 50 times more than two years earlier.

Many of the migrants say they made the journey to escape China’s increasingly repressive political climate and sluggish economy. The mom, through a translator, told “60 Minutes” that what motivated her was more than economic reasons and could be summed up in one word.

“Freedom,” she said.|| msn.com

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (2yu8s)

91 >>He’s going to get hammered way worse than this.

Yea, maybe they will call him a Russian asset.

Trump has been pounded since the day he rode down the elevator with everything his opponents could throw at him. I don't think Darling Nikki even rises to the level of irritating him.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (LkLld)

92 I called it right when I said Nikki was a cup of warmed over 7-11 curry.

What do you do, when faced with a problem that requires a bold decision, when you got to the chair precisely by never making a bold decision ? Because being bold sometimes means being wrong. Nobody - and I mean nobody - gets a 100% on the Test of Life.

Hence, Nikki. Hence, most of them on both sides.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (JVQ/Z)

93 77 CNN is canceling their morning show. The future of Poppy's elbows is unknown.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)

Who names their kid “Poppy”? Worse, who decides “Poppy” is a good nickname?

Posted by: Primus at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (CNd16)

94 CNN is canceling their morning show. The future of Poppy's elbows is unknown.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)

Now if they could just cancel all their other shows.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (8AM5P)

95 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud
http://tinyurl.com/bdep23wa

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

96 Nikki knows she's done; this was a get-the-dem-donor-money move.

She needs a selfie with Taylor Swift.

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (48liN)

97 I have to like Shane he is from here I guess

it's a rule

anyway is it receding/changing? maybe I dunno

my kids are completely not woke anymore and barely even pretend

some of these boys are actually kind of interestingly edgy you know. I cannot explain it honestly. they have ... thoughts I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (AcWfM)

98 Begone, sock!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (CNd16)

99
Who names their kid “Poppy”? Worse, who decides “Poppy” is a good nickname?
Posted by: Primus at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (CNd16)

Obligatory Seinfeld reference goes here.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (YofvK)

100 Cancel culture may have peaked, but it's not gone. Think about cancel culture in terms of its level. I'm just making up numbers but maybe it was 0 in 1980, 10 in 2000, 20 in 2010 and 100 in 2020. Where is it now? 50 or 60?

Don't confuse a changing level with solving the problem. Just because maybe inflation is at 4% now instead of a peak of 8%, doesn't mean inflation is solved. Just because violent crimes are down 10% from where they were last year, doesn't mean that we should accept crime levels that are 50% higher than they were 5 or 10 years ago.

Posted by: Dave at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (nLwaa)

101 Nikki Haley - !Jeb Bush with boobs

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (uPvnn)

102

I am so excited about seeing Nik the Stick getting her ass handed to her in South Carolina.

Posted by: four seasons at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (PisyI)

103 I called it right when I said Nikki was a cup of warmed over 7-11 curry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uPvnn)
.......

Would you like a hotdog with your Squishee?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

104 Ace, you’re going to need a new thread. Someone posted “nood Nikki”. No one is going to show up.
___

You had my attention.
-Will Folks
*****
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Garrett at February 05, 2024 05:35 PM (bkWIA)

105 101 Nikki Haley - !Jeb Bush with boobs
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:34 PM (uPvnn)

To be fair, !Jeb had moobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

106 to escape to Argentina?

[obvious]
Well they can't goto Brazil, they're not boys.
[/obvious]

Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2024 05:36 PM (FhXTo)

107 To be fair, !Jeb had moobs

--

Please clap

Posted by: Jeb! at February 05, 2024 05:36 PM (mTQCe)

108 Speaking of CNN has Don Lemon popped up anywhere?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 05:36 PM (O9EMC)

109 Month-by-month the YoY sales numbers for Bud Light have been -30%. I'm kinda curious as to what the YoY numbers will look like in April / May this year on the anniversary of their disastrous Mulvaney roll-out.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 05, 2024 05:36 PM (TOe+Q)

110 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud
http://tinyurl.com/bdep23wa
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

😂😂😂

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:36 PM (YofvK)

111 Nikki Haley is sexy like genital warts are sexy.

Posted by: Marooned at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (kt8QE)

112 Will they take Madonna with them, she can sing "Don't cry for me Argentina" on the plane trip down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (uPvnn)

113 And now for something completely different. Coast Guard rescues dog from shipping container off the coast of Galveston. Poor dog had been without food or water for eight days. Scroll down for a picture of the adorable dog:

http://tinyurl.com/bdcsj7jt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (Ki//m)

114 I am so excited about seeing Nik the Stick getting her ass handed to her in South Carolina.

If I were Trump ? I'd insist on going to South Carolina for the primary. I would seriously refuse the GOP offer to call the race before it.

He must humiliate her, in her own state, in an open primary. Just to clear the table, so to speak. To send a message. To both the GOP Establishment and the DNC.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (JVQ/Z)

115 Careful what you wish for vis-a-vis cancel culture... Our digital age version of East German corrosion measures has been *remarkably* effective at stifling dissent before it's even uttered.

If that tactic were to suddenly stop working, they'll just fail over to the default bullets-in-the-necks method.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (0FoWg)

116 "I don't think I believe that. He seems to be drawing large conclusions from a small handful of facts." I so very much agree with Ace here. The cancel pigs will be with us for a very long time sadly.
Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (uH65w)

Agree. As long as the likes of Tik Tok, YouTube, and facebook are around to push their draconian versions of approved speech and content, the cancelers will be squeaking as loudly as ever.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (BdMk6)

117 I wouldn't have let it go further. But mister smart mouth needed to learn not to be stupid. And it ended there. I never saw the two of them in the same vicinity ever again.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 05:29 PM

Just Lily, I was not bashing middle-school teachers, just THOSE TWO teachers.

My wife is now a middle-school teacher, that is why I was there!

Yes, stopping the bullies is a difficult task. But once the bullies know that the teachers will almost never intervene, that inevitably results in escalation.

I was a tiny kid in school. Now I am a big guy. I still remember EVERY time I was bullied without provocation.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (HlyYF)

118 Why would anyone need to return to Bud Light? It's watered down beer. There are any number of ready replacements for that. And by staying with Bud Light, you've just been paying for Brand which is another way of saying, "I'll overpay for a ubiquitous product because I like to subsidize expensive, relentless advertising budgets that deliver exactly no improved flavor to my beverage."

Is Spuds Mackenzie's (or anyone's) approval that valuable to you?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 05, 2024 05:38 PM (aXxgO)

119 Speaking of CNN has Don Lemon popped up anywhere?

Is that whom they pulled out of Darth Lloyd's a$$?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:38 PM (uPvnn)

120 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud
http://tinyurl.com/bdep23wa
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (dKiJG)
........

lol
dropped their guns in the ice bath

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

121 >>>Nikki Haley is sexy like genital warts are sexy.
Posted by: Marooned

And how!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2024 05:39 PM (mypaJ)

122 103 I called it right when I said Nikki was a cup of warmed over 7-11 curry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uPvnn)

That is outrageous! Thank you and come again!

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at February 05, 2024 05:39 PM (PiwSw)

123 sorry, things might really suck but i for one refuse to swallow

re 108: don lemon pops up whenever a naked guy is around

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 05:39 PM (B1FKF)

124 As for cancelled performers I read Kathy Griffin is very desperate for work. I think and her Sarah Bernhard get part time work at Madona's mansion working as ladies room attendant's at parties ..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:39 PM (wW1qL)

125 Do people really buy beer based on who is a spokesperson? I mean I guess some do. Lots of easily influenced people out there I guess.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:40 PM (YofvK)

126 The Donald went down to South Carolina
He had business to settle with a certain gal

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:40 PM (uPvnn)

127 Worse, who decides “Poppy” is a good nickname?
Posted by: Primus at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM

Wealthy Afghan warlords?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:40 PM (HlyYF)

128 95 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud
http://tinyurl.com/bdep23wa
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

Only 1 of the 5 had any strength and presence of mind. Her, I'd keep. The other 4 are loads.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:41 PM (xcxpd)

129 and i don't drink beer but i suspect that bud light is like 20 proof vodka

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 05:41 PM (B1FKF)

130 As for cancelled performers I read Kathy Griffin is very desperate for work.

Yeah, I'd work on that but it won't be cheap.

Posted by: Dr. Terry Dubrow at February 05, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

131 Making a nice Fusilli con Broccolo. It should be framed it's so magnificent.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 05:41 PM (voHIS)

132 Bud Light is crazy cheap though. $15 for a 24 pack. So if you just want to get drunk, I guess it’s a good option.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (YofvK)

133 Norm McDonald hosted SNL shortly after being fired, and his opening monologue kills.

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (MpOGS)

134 Kathy Griffith and Taylor Lorenz are in a turf war at the truck stop.

No one is intervening.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (uPvnn)

135 127 Worse, who decides “Poppy” is a good nickname?
Posted by: Primus at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM

Wealthy Afghan warlords?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:40 PM (HlyYF)

Tranny horror writers?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

136 As for cancelled performers I read Kathy Griffin is very desperate for work. I think and her Sarah Bernhard get part time work at Madona's mansion working as ladies room attendant's at parties ..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:39 PM (wW1qL)

Kathy Griffin wasn't canceled. She just sucked.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (8AM5P)

137 Do people really buy beer based on who is a spokesperson? I mean I guess some do. Lots of easily influenced people out there I guess.
Posted by: Montec

Not really. It's just brand reinforcement/repetition. Coke doesnt' adverse to get new customers. It's done just to get people to remember the brand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (IG4Id)

138 With the murderer unavailable they need someone to do a Trump impression. That's the extent of it.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (lX8VI)

139 East German dictator Erich Honecker is talking to Erich Mielke, head of the Stasi.

Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM (2yu8s)

140 > Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud

Watching it now. My goodness is that hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM (R38qh)

141 Link to the Full Event, Chile starts at 7:35.00 When they started dropping the guns in the water I lost it. Plan on watching the rest later.
http://tinyurl.com/muayx6jy

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM (dKiJG)

142 I was a tiny kid in school. Now I am a big guy. I still remember EVERY time I was bullied without provocation.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (HlyYF)

Same and same, mostly. I've let some of it go but I 'member...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM (xcxpd)

143 Is Spuds Mackenzie's (or anyone's) approval that valuable to you?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 05, 2024 05:38 PM

I would pay good money for a Spuds Mackenzie versus Dylan Mulvaney cage match on pay-per-view.

I got $20 on Spuds!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:45 PM (HlyYF)

144 Has anybody mentioned that she's toast?

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

145 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud

Tell me the music was Yakkity Sax

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:45 PM (uPvnn)

146 At the closest grocery store used to be three 12 pack rows in the beer cooler for Budlite last year. around October it went to one 12 pack row. Getting some cuckservative to hawk their swill ain't going to five them more shelf space.... and that is where you make the sales.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 05:45 PM (17s+e)

147 Who names their child Poppy?

Someone has obviously never gazed upon the charms of Poppy Montgomery.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

148 I don't think shit-throwing orangutan who accused Ron DeSantis of being a pedophile to kneecap his competition has a right to run his fresh mouth about anything.

Nikki Haley went on there to troll that fuck. And she did it.

It has nothing to do with democratic cred. Ace of all people should see that. Trump and Biden Both agree that Trump should be the centrifugal subject aroubd which the race revolves--yet they are enemies.

Haley and SNL agree: Trump is a fucking horrible piece of shit. And it's possible to share that opinion with an enemy.

Posted by: Marleysghost at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM (uxXx0)

149 If Nikki Haley was on the Gong Show...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM (uPvnn)

150 Watched the SNL clip, just because Ace "recommended" it. Oops.

That was bad. Really, pathetically bad. Even for SNL bad.

And if I never see or hear Nikki again it would be just fine.
____

Re zombie Lankford, I keep looking for mention of our other Senator. MIA.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM (/s8yi)

151 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud

Uh, oh...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM (V8he0)

152 Trump has been pounded since the day he rode down the elevator with everything his opponents could throw at him. I don't think Darling Nikki even rises to the level of irritating him.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (LkLld)
_________________

Every bull elephant in the jungle has a thousand gnats buzzing around his asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 05:47 PM (c+cQQ)

153 Schumer has the chutzpah to say if we don't pass the Border Bill they'll send US troops to fight Russia.

Reminds me of that classic National Lampoon cover:

If you don't buy this magazine we'll shoot this dog!

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2024 05:47 PM (Gse2f)

154 Nikki Haley is Hindi for Christine Todd Whitman.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 05, 2024 05:47 PM (os8zY)

155 THE 21ST CENTURY IS NOT WORKING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Idiots are already driving on Tesla Autopilot with Apple Vision Pro on their faces.

https://instapundit.com/630598/

Hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:48 PM (e9j+5)

156 Rep Jordan reveals the Biden White House pressured Amazon to remove books.

http://tiny.cc/xx9owz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:48 PM (R38qh)

157 Off sucker sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 05:48 PM (f6yyg)

158 Bud Light is still looking to hire conservative influencers in order to end the boycott over their partnership with transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney
---
Fuck Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 05, 2024 05:49 PM (woPEM)

159 I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?

They're gone the same way that roaches on the kitchen floor are 'gone' when you turn on the lights at night....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 05, 2024 05:49 PM (ck6ul)

160 Same and same, mostly. I've let some of it go but I 'member...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM

Like you, I did the forgive part.

Never managed the forget part.

If I did stumble across one of them beating their dog or their child, I suspect the old bully would NOT enjoy the present day outcome.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:49 PM (HlyYF)

161

"I don't think shit-throwing orangutan who accused Ron DeSantis of being a pedophile to kneecap his competition has a right to run his fresh mouth about anything. "

My heavens! The language!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 05, 2024 05:49 PM (et1vG)

162 Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2024 05:49 PM (di6C2)

163 Robert

And the lawyers of Trial Lawyers Association are rubbing their hands gleefully.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (uPvnn)

164 148 is the same guy that would trash talk Ace for being pro-Desantis.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (e9j+5)

165 I think Nikki has spent her entire life saying "I'm a Woman! I'm a Minority! You have to vote for me!"
and she has never once seen the need to actually learn any skills at actually appealing to voters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (i9ffA)

166
I had a bitch dog named Nikki.

Posted by: four seasons at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (r8Etx)

167 > At the closest grocery store used to be three 12 pack rows in the beer cooler for Budlite last year.
_____________

I stopped in our little, local "Cash Saver" grocery store to buy tonic water and lemons. I'd already hit the liquor store. Anyway, they had a cold case of beer that I didn't know was there... it's new. One 12 pack of Bud, no Bud Light. Several 6-packs of "other" beer including Modelo at $9. A steal around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (Q4IgG)

168 156 Rep Jordan reveals the Biden White House pressured Amazon to remove books.

http://tiny.cc/xx9owz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:48 PM (R38qh)

But muh Banned Bookz!--Libbies

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

169 Kathy Griffin wasn't canceled. She just sucked.
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:42 PM (8AM5P)

She was cancelled in the truest sense of the word and she did it all by herself .. what a whack job..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (wW1qL)

170 "Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?"

That may have been a plausibe escape route under Kirchner et al, Ace, but good luck surviving in Millei's Argentina. Having him run that place and seeing pinko heads explode worldwide has been one of the more joyous events that I have savoured in recent months.

Posted by: GF at February 05, 2024 05:51 PM (aJxr8)

171 That Nikkiii keeps finding ever increasing ways to make Republicans hate her is getting bizarre.

Like, how far she is going out of her way.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 05, 2024 05:51 PM (cSaKW)

172 You know, I wonder if some have bought into the lib idea that everything would be fine if Trump would just die- or had never existed. They heap upon him all the grievances of mankind. If their chests were a cannon, they would shoot their hearts upon him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2024 05:51 PM (di6C2)

173 And the lawyers of Trial Lawyers Association are rubbing their hands gleefully.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (uPvnn)

I got into the wrong business. I should have become a scumbag parasitic trial lawyer!

All that money, cocaine and...well...ya know.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:52 PM (e9j+5)

174 Bud Light is still looking to hire conservative influencers in order to end the boycott over their partnership with transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney
===

I'll give AB inbev some marketing advice that would normally cost quite a bit. There is no longer a "boycott" of Budlite. Budlite has been forgotten. Budlite will never come back, ever. Use Budlite $ to create a new brand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 05:52 PM (17s+e)

175 147 Who names their child Poppy?

Someone has obviously never gazed upon the charms of Poppy Montgomery.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 05:46 PM

I have met that Poppy in person. My BIL was in the cast with her on Without A Trace.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:53 PM (HlyYF)

176 Two rabbis are walking past the local Catholic Church when the priest asks them if they would take $100 to convert to Catholicism.

While one says 'no way' the other says 'okay'. His friend says 'you're not really going to do that are you?' . But the fellow says' A hundred bucks, is a hundred bucks ' and into the church he goes.

He comes out a few minutes later waving a hundred dollar bill and his friend goes ' I can't believe you gave up your religion for a hundred bucks'. To which he says ' that's all you people care about is money!'

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2024 05:53 PM (bkWIA)

177 Aetius

The Left has to have their Devil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 05:53 PM (uPvnn)

178 Trotting out a few sorta-celebrities from the sorta-Right ain't gonna make beer drinkers forget that you make a gay beer for dudes who love cocks and that everyone perceives that label as a light-in-the-loafers beverage for sodomites and that if you drink it, they'll look at you and think "I bet that guy huffs dick when he's not huffing amyl nitrate."

That's the kind of damage you simply can't fix with an expensive, disingenuous ad campaign.

Sorry BL... You're the gay beer now. Own it, and be gay. You can't un-gay this thing now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 05:54 PM (0FoWg)

179 I get to do squats today.

The other day I did a set of 230 x 4. That puts my one rep max at about 265. I'm pretty excited about that. Real free-weight squats to parallel, not on a machine or quarter reps.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:55 PM (R38qh)

180 170 "Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?"

That may have been a plausibe escape route under Kirchner et al, Ace, but good luck surviving in Millei's Argentina. Having him run that place and seeing pinko heads explode worldwide has been one of the more joyous events that I have savoured in recent months.

Posted by: GF at February 05, 2024 05:51 PM

If they escape to Chile, they will never have to worry about a SWAT team taking them out!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:56 PM (HlyYF)

181 Chile sends all Female SWAT team to the SWAT Challenge, the Keystone Cops would be proud
http://tinyurl.com/bdep23wa
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 05, 2024 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

They should apply for the Uvalde, TX police force. It would be an improvement.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 05:57 PM (BdMk6)

182 YD “… when he's not huffing amyl nitrate."

It was already great and then you add that as a throw away.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 05, 2024 05:57 PM (nIRE6)

183 Bud Light has lost much of its prime shelf space and that's not coming back.

At my local Target in The Bronx, Modelo is 10x Bud products. And when former Bud buyers find that other beers taste better (and at a better price) ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2024 05:57 PM (Gse2f)

184 175 Bud Light is still looking to hire conservative influencers in order to end the boycott over their partnership with transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney
===

I'll give AB inbev some marketing advice that would normally cost quite a bit. There is no longer a "boycott" of Budlite. Budlite has been forgotten. Budlite will never come back, ever. Use Budlite $ to create a new brand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 05:52 PM (17s+e)

Reduced Calorie Clydesdale Piss? A little too long for a brand name, but at least InBev can't be sued on this for false advertising.

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (5fDan)

185 "Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?"
Argentina with Milei (sp) as president?
Probably not.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (gxokI)

186 Sorry BL... You're the gay beer now. Own it, and be gay. You can't un-gay this thing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 05:54 PM (0FoWg)

Trying to ungay Bud would make them homophobes and alienate the other half of the market.

It's a real catch-22!

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (e9j+5)

187 Nikki Haley is the left's worst nightmare.

Attacking a woman... a POC.... an Indian by God!! will certainly twist the Democrats pretzels.

Until it doesn't and you're racist for not doing so.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

188
When I was a teen and in sports the locker room and nude classmates didn't bother me. I needed a shower, they needed a shower - wrap a towel around that shit. We all did.

But for the past four decades I've not been exposed to men in the shower room. Joined a gym a few months back and naked men make me wanna puke. Wrap a towel around your fat ass for crying out loud. But they don't.

I'm not sure why women athletes don't strangle a male trannie in their locker room. If I'm on the jury they skate. Maybe I'll even award them a couple million in damages.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (nIvob)

189 Here is the reason they brought the bad, bad border deal forward on Sunday:

The South Carolina senator (Lindsay Graham) on in an interview with “Fox News Sunday” expressed doubt about passing the bill this week before the Senate is scheduled to take a two-week break for Presidents Day.
He called it the “oldest game in town” to “bring an important piece of legislation” to the floor “right before a holiday or right before a break.”

From The Hill.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (ig4Va)

190 Bud Light is shit. But, I will say this; at least it's not as bad as Coors Light. that's some nasty shite. Really. They use corn syrup. The fuck?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM (T/Lqj)

191 "Idiots are already driving on Tesla Autopilot with Apple Vision Pro on their faces."

==================

Remember, their vote counts as much as yours!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 05:59 PM (i7Q7S)

192 The other day I did a set of 230 x 4. That puts my one rep max at about 265. I'm pretty excited about that. Real free-weight squats to parallel, not on a machine or quarter reps.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:55 PM

Nice!

My tiniest daughter did her first serious leg day last week. She had a bad case of the wobbles when she got home.

Some serious weight training is going to be good for her for multiple reasons.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:59 PM (HlyYF)

193 > That Nikkiii keeps finding ever increasing ways to make Republicans hate her is getting bizarre.

She's a vending machine. Someone puts money in, she puts out. Not that long ago (Tapper?) asked her to address GenZ and tell them if they really have to work until they're 70. Nikki didn't even sense the trap and she leaped right in saying, "The age of retirement needs to be increased because people are living longer." Who is she speaking to there? Voters? Hell no. She's speaking to rich donors who want more workers.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:59 PM (R38qh)

194 While Sky News comes across as conservative leaning at times, many times it does not. It's Fox with a edge. Sky News is all aboard the tranny train all the time. It always refers to men playing female dress-up as "she/her" repeatedly in their stories. This isn't a "litmus test" - this kills their faux conservatism in all other areas IMO. FOX does the same.

Posted by: Son of Dad at February 05, 2024 05:59 PM (8JB5s)

195 "Nikki Haley showing she can play on SNL and Trump and his psycho followers can't exactly complain since he hosted the thing."

================

You gotta love this galaxy brain take.

These people are so dumb it is actually boring.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (i7Q7S)

196 Only corporate execs are dumb enough to listen to an agency guy come in with an idea and go "yeah, this guy's brilliant! Go back in the closet! That's what we'll do. That's totally possible and a thing you can do, right? Just come out of the closet, and then go back in? Right?

Give this guy a barrel of $100 bills. We're goin' back in the closet, fellas. At the Super Bowl, where everyone can see and then say 'looks like they're back in the closet. I can't remember they were ever gay now.'"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (0FoWg)

197 He comes out a few minutes later waving a hundred dollar bill and his friend goes ' I can't believe you gave up your religion for a hundred bucks'. To which he says ' that's all you people care about is money!'

Posted by: torabora

A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out.
The son returns a year later and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity. Very upset, he calls his rabbi and explains what happened. The rabbi says, “you won’t believe this, my son Joshua moved away and when HE came back he told me he converted to Christianity too”! The rabbi suggests they call God and tell him. The rabbi tells God that both of them had sons who moved away and converted to Christianity and don’t know what to do. God says to them, “you won’t believe this...”

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (x7plP)

198 >>Bud Light is crazy cheap though. $15 for a 24 pack.

that's about 5 cents/can cheaper than The Beast (Milwaukee's Best Light). It's the same beer as Miller Lite without the advertising. A buddy that worked for Silver Eagle pointed that out to me.

Posted by: DanMan at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (8uzBS)

199 NICE
Trump Planning to ‘Flip’ New York Amid Illegal Immigrant Crisis

Former President Donald Trump said he plans to give New York “a heavy shot” in his campaign, as he believes there is potential to “flip” traditionally Democratic-leaning states in the general election.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wW1qL)

200
The trans activist showed off cans of Bud Light

I hate the cans!

Posted by: Guy shooting at the Jerk at February 05, 2024 06:00 PM (63Dwl)

201 Her chances to be Trump's VP just surged from 90% to 98%!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 06:01 PM (7pzrI)

202 I'm not sure why women athletes don't strangle a male trannie in their locker room. If I'm on the jury they skate. Maybe I'll even award them a couple million in damages.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 05:58 PM

"Bailiff, whack his Peepee!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 06:01 PM (HlyYF)

203 The booze store that I visit far too often *demur cough* has only a little bit of space for Bud Light. They used to line the walls with 12-packs.

The boss could be a Moron from what I can tell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 06:02 PM (T/Lqj)

204 > My tiniest daughter did her first serious leg day last week. She had a bad case of the wobbles when she got home.

That's when you know you had a good workout.

> Some serious weight training is going to be good for her for multiple reasons.

Right on.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 06:02 PM (R38qh)

205 Nimroda becomes Hillary 2.0

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2024 06:02 PM (xYUCo)

206 Why isn't there a Tater, Fredo and Don Show?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 06:03 PM (O9EMC)

207 Salacious story of the day:

http://tinyurl.com/yps74ych
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM
****
Safe house = fuck shack
...at least where I grew up at

Stuffing the muffin for years. If that was hidden from the ex in her divorce settlement she can come back and rape Wade for more.

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2024 06:03 PM (bkWIA)

208 But for the past four decades I've not been exposed to men in the shower room. Joined a gym a few months back and naked men make me wanna puke. Wrap a towel around your fat ass for crying out loud. But they don't.
_____

Hater!
-Fat nude guy with still wet back hair

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 06:03 PM (fs1hN)

209 142 I was a tiny kid in school. Now I am a big guy. I still remember EVERY time I was bullied without provocation.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (HlyYF)

Same and same, mostly. I've let some of it go but I 'member...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 05:44 PM (xcxpd)

Oh I get that, trust me. I was bullied horribly and I was girl. BUT since you didn't see how the little guy ended up on the ground. He MAY just been mouthing off.

I had three boys in a row. The youngest was really mouthy to the older two. I would always step in, then one day, hubby said, that kid is going to get his clock cleaned in school if he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut.

So I left it go one time when he was being mouthy. Nothing really happened, but he did learn how far to push it.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 06:03 PM (RLLZj)

210 My tiniest daughter did her first serious leg day last week. She had a bad case of the wobbles when she got home.

Some serious weight training is going to be good for her for multiple reasons.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 05:59 PM (HlyYF)

Tell her not to do so many squats she gets ghetto butt. It's unattractive.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 06:04 PM (e9j+5)

211 It's difficult to boycott Bud Light when I haven't purchased an Anheiser-Busch product in over 2 decades. Some consider rice an adulterant in beer.

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2024 06:04 PM (zhWvq)

212 What bothers me in the above is the part about John Podhoretz, because his father, Norman, remains sound. It's a fucking shame. At least Irving Kristol, by dying, was spared the sight of what his son had become. (I did hear Norman, in an interview, say that Bill Kristol "must have gone out of his mind" over Trump.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 06:04 PM (1bNHn)

213 Haley and SNL agree: Trump is a fucking horrible piece of shit. And it's possible to share that opinion with an enemy.
Posted by: Marleysghost

Perhaps.

But he really is our best chance of turning this thing around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 06:05 PM (1hhkP)

214 Haley is committing political suicide. Who the F is advising her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2024 06:06 PM (PQ4m2)

215 I just went and listened to the Lotus Eaters' Podcast. It was exactly like what I see here, but with Brit accents. And I don't think they have any solid conservatives in office. Basically what we would be if McTurtle WAS the government.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 06:06 PM (1bNHn)

216 I don't know -- what is your sense? Do you feel cancel culture warriors are on retreat and attempting to escape to Argentina?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Nope. Those dickheads are just shorting their investments while the heat is on. They need to be hauled out of their crack whore dens and flayed publicly for their bullshit activities.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 05, 2024 06:07 PM (MsrgL)

217 >>Rep Jordan reveals the Biden White House pressured Amazon to remove books.

That's how you save democracy.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 06:07 PM (LkLld)

218 I think haley hired the former Prince Harry advisor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2024 06:07 PM (PQ4m2)

219 > Nimroda becomes Hillary 2.0
____________

Becomes??

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

220 Tell her not to do so many squats she gets ghetto butt. It's unattractive.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 06:04 PM

She is a cute twig.

Pretty sure she would have to squat more weight than Bonhomme to ever get to ghetto butt!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 06:08 PM (HlyYF)

221 She's a vending machine. Someone puts money in, she puts out. Not that long ago (Tapper?) asked her to address GenZ and tell them if they really have to work until they're 70. Nikki didn't even sense the trap and she leaped right in saying, "The age of retirement needs to be increased because people are living longer." Who is she speaking to there? Voters? Hell no. She's speaking to rich donors who want more workers.
Posted by: bonhomme

What a tone deaf whore.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 05, 2024 06:09 PM (MsrgL)

222 Tell her not to do so many squats she gets ghetto butt. It's unattractive.
Posted by: Robert

Would
She rather have the Brie Larson flat ass?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 06:10 PM (ITh2A)

223 Q: What are the two words you never want to hear in a men's locker room?

A: Nice dick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 06:11 PM (BdMk6)

224 nood Joy Reid

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

225 I was a little kid in school. Yup. Plenty of bullies. But I got over it. I joined in the lunch-hour tackle football games, and I knocked some of the bullies to the ground. I was a skinny little guy, but I said fuck it. With few exceptions, bullies are just doing the cock-of-the-walk thing.

there was one guy, though, that I did not mess with. he would have given me a Colombian neck tie. Thankfully he dropped out and ended up in the state pen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 06:12 PM (T/Lqj)

226 LAST!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 06:12 PM (T/Lqj)

227 > Pretty sure she would have to squat more weight than Bonhomme to ever get to ghetto butt!

Wouldn't be hard, I'm weak as hell. But I'm working on it!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 06:12 PM (R38qh)

228 222 Tell her not to do so many squats she gets ghetto butt. It's unattractive.
Posted by: Robert

Would
She rather have the Brie Larson flat ass?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 06:10 PM

I am happy with: learn commitment, learn discipline, get stronger.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 06:12 PM (HlyYF)

229 "The age of retirement needs to be increased because people are living longer."

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Says the pampered, useless eater who is accruing a metric fuckton of grifted lucre right before she pulls the rip cord on that golden parachute and glides gently into an early retirement.

Unreal, the shit these freaks say to people with a straight face. I'd be afraid my tongue would turn to ash mid-sentence... But then, I didn't have my soul surgically removed with a coathanger by GOP consultants in the alley behind an Eyes Wide Shut mansion party for donors and the children they love.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 06:14 PM (0FoWg)

230 Oh, dear Lord - clicked on the link in Sharon's comment and a couple of panels down there is this really ugly woman shilling for foundation.

Only it's not a woman, it's one of the dudes from Queer Eye.

The makeup is for women - at least there are other women on the ad - but apparently gay dudes like it, too.

I don't know why these cosmetic companies think a woman is going to buy a product that some gay dude uses, but if I am going to buy something to make my skin look better, I sure as heck don't want something that is going to make me look like some 3rd-rate has-been queen....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 05, 2024 06:16 PM (SRRAx)

231 Squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 05, 2024 06:17 PM (Unxxm)

232 Q: What are the two words you never want to hear in a men's locker room?

A: Nice dick.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
......

A: Gimme a hug, bro.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

233 Sorry, Pug.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 06:18 PM (t/2Uw)

234 At risk of getting willowed again, but, here's a longer version of Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs duet for Fast Car, a hit for Chapman in the late 80s, brought to country music by Combs. Chapman hasn't performed publicly in 15 years.

http://tinyurl.com/ms3w935v

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 06:19 PM (fs1hN)

235 By un-cancelling, they still underline that they used to have the power to cancel and uncancel.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2024 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

236 And now for something completely different. Coast Guard rescues dog from shipping container off the coast of Galveston. Poor dog had been without food or water for eight days. Scroll down for a picture of the adorable dog:

http://tinyurl.com/bdcsj7jt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2024 05:37 PM (Ki//m)

I remember a time a kitty got shipped to Europe and they estimated a lot longer than 8 days in the container. Condensation to drink and bugs and mice to eat.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2024 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

237 Yes, 'Cancel' is in retreat.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 05, 2024 07:45 PM (ryUqI)

238 and Trump had delivered to Biden the Miracle Vaccine.

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The vaccine that enlarged your heart and killed you and President Warpspeed made sure you couldn't sue the company.

Well done, fucktards. Yeah, vote your ass off for that guy. You deserve him.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 05, 2024 07:46 PM (FRT/w)

239 Nah. They will never stop trying to silence and cancel us

Posted by: DeploraBud at February 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RBa0g)

240 “ Well done, fucktards. Yeah, vote your ass off for that guy. You deserve him.”

Agreed. Too bad the rest of us don’t. The Trump Cult demands to continue sucking Orange colostrum out of his fucking man-boob. They’re like battered wives. He shit all over Tim Scott and then made him into a cuck in New Hampshire. The only thing he didn’t do was make him wear a leash or hold his reversed pocket lining like a prison bitch.

I can’t wait for the day that fucker is gone. And he’s exposed for the grifting cancer that he is.

They don’t want to hear anything other than “TRUMP.”

Posted by: MarleysGhost at February 05, 2024 08:31 PM (82PRi)

241 Not all the commies got dropped out of helicopters, some hid and became President or Cabinet Secretaries.
Same with cancel culture.
It rests, like a bear for a winter or like a cicada for 17 years. They will be back.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at February 05, 2024 09:20 PM (BJgzI)

242 Nikki is almost as smart as Joy Reid and about equal in looks.

Posted by: Jane at February 06, 2024 03:55 PM (EcD5Y)

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