"Take Back Our Country" Convoy Arrives In Texas

I'm enjoying the revolt of the truckers. (And in Europe, the revolt of the farmers.)

The Take Back Our Border convoy has traveled across the United States to bring attention to the border crisis and the reality of "open border policies."
Take Back Our Border leader Dr. Pete Chambers and Senate candidate Ben Luna, R-N.M., joined "Fox & Friends First" Friday to sound the alarm about the growing crisis, including the drugs coming across the border.
"The fentanyl is, I call it, a chemical warfare across the border. The drug trade is tremendous," said Chambers, an Army veteran.
Speaking from near Austin, Texas, a woman participating in the convoy said Americans should be alarmed at the number of "single, military-age men" who are entering the country.
"This is an invasion and our country can't sustain this... We wonder, why are you allowing this to happen in our country?" she asked.
Chambers told host Todd Piro that he believes the goal of the ongoing border policies under the Biden administration is "complete destabilization," which he said is overwhelming the system.

The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis just sent more troops and cops to help defend the border -- from Biden.

Gov. Ron DeSantis will deploy as many as 1,000 Florida National Guard troops, plus members of his Florida State Guard and law enforcement officers, to back up Texas in its standoff with the Biden administration over the U.S.-Mexico border.
The governor, who long has complained about border enforcement, announced the deployment Thursday during a news conference in Jacksonville, flanked by uniformed law officers and military personnel. He didn't say exactly how many people will make the trip.
Gov Ron DeSantis announced on Feb. 1, 2024, that he's sending National Guard and Florida State Guard troops to help control the Texas-Mexico border. Source: Screenshot/Florida Channel
"It's sad that you don't have a president willing to just put his foot down and say I'm not going to let this happen to my country. But in the absence of that leadership and the face of dereliction of duty we're going to step up and do our job," DeSantis said.
The fresh troops will join 90 officers of the Florida Highway Patrol, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, and Florida Department of Law Enforcement that DeSantis has already deployed to the border, according to numbers provided by the governor's office.

Meanwhile, the GOP forced the Democrats to take another "walk the plank" vote. The newest proposal -- which should already be a law -- is to make DUI a deportable offense.

150 Democrats voted against it, because protecting illegal alien drunk driving killers is more important than protecting American lives.

Illegal alien drunk driving killers are higher on the "victim pyramid," doncha know. Murdered Americans? Quite a bit lower.

Over one hundred Democrats voted against a bill intending to deport illegal migrants caught driving under the influence (DUI).
The bill, titled Protect Our Communities from DUIs Act, passed the House with a 274-150 vote, with all voting against the legislation being Democrats, according to the roll call vote. Fifty-nine Democrats joined all 215 Republicans to vote in favor of the legislation.
Some of the Democrats who voted in favor of the legislation include Reps. Henry Cuellar and Colin Allred of Texas, Pennsylvania Rep. Brendan Foyle, California Rep. Jimmy Panetta and New York Rep. Patrick Ryan.
The bill makes driving while impaired grounds for barring a non-U.S. national from entry into the U.S. and for deportation, according to the legislation's description. The individual must be convicted of the offense to be subjected to deportation.
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Republican North Carolina Rep. Greg Murphy cited an incident where Jose Guadalupe Menjivar-Alas, an illegal migrant from El Salvador, killed a 47-year-old mother and her 16-year-old son while driving under the influence in December. Before the incident, Menjivar-Alas had been deported four separate times after entering the U.S. undetected, according to exclusive reporting by the Daily Caller News Foundation. (RELATED: Illegal Immigrant Deported Five Times Sentenced For Third DUI)
"This month, an illegal immigrant who had been drinking and driving killed a family. This individual had been deported 4 times and arrested 3 times on DUI suspicion," Murphy said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:40 PM

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1 Bank accounts locked?
Check

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2024 01:39 PM (cOq4q)

2 Beau Biden is leading the border defense.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 01:40 PM (CecP5)

3 yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 01:40 PM (R4t5M)

4 CDLs suspended?
Check.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2024 01:40 PM (cOq4q)

5 They will be arrested by the Feds for Insurrection in a year from now

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:40 PM (fwDg9)

6 Sounds insurrectiony to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (9yWhg)

7 Canadian Truckers 2: Beers, Steers and ... Boogaloo

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (suRnK)

8 Proofreading is for suckers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (VoAdT)

9 Gray area

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)

10 Illegal alien drunk driving killers are higher on the "victim pyramid," doncha know. Murdered Americans? Quite a bit lower.

The left is trying to install a caste system. And largely succeeding.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (IG4Id)

11 I was reading something about Alaska deploying it's guard to fight for the commie side.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (Y6IkP)

12 The Turtle has retreated to his shell. Repeat, the Turtle has retreated to his shell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (eYF7X)

13 We've moved from excess linkage to shades of grey...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

14 How long until a BP agent kills one of them, and Biden goes on TV claiming convoy members killed eleventy cops.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (R38qh)

15 Zendaya is nice but a bit exotic

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (fwDg9)

16 Clearly, DUI laws are racist and anti-refugee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (lf83v)

17 >>Zendaya is nice but a bit exotic

Taht pic someone linked in the last Thread does not comport with your assertion.

She ugly.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (suRnK)

18 Legal Immigration only.

And that should stop until we deal with the 8-12 million Shitz Pantz let in.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (BWhED)

19 How long until a BP agent kills one of them, and Biden goes on TV claiming convoy members killed eleventy cops.
Posted by: bonhomme

They have plants in the convoy who will mysteriously disappear after shit goes down. I give it a week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (IG4Id)

20
:: crickets ::

Posted by: Mothers Against Drunk Drivers at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (nIvob)

21 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (O9EMC)

22 farmers and truckers, pfffft. Proles.

Posted by: Your Betters at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

23 Remember, illegals can use their arrest warrants for valid travel ID'S. Therefore we can't arrest them or they might get away!

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (Uu/cC)

24 Same for social security fraud...

Posted by: ET at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (0NCuP)

25 >>> Zendaya is nice but a bit exotic
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (fwDg9)

I hear it's really pleasant in Zendaya this time of year.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (Y6IkP)

26 11 I was reading something about Alaska deploying it's guard to fight for the commie side.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:41 PM (Y6IkP)

Lol.

March an army through Canada and see what happens.

I'm not even making a joke. I actually want to see what happens. I'm curious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)

27 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA

COOOONVOYYYYYYYYYY....

Posted by: C. W. McCall at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

28 How long until a BP agent kills one of them, and Biden goes on TV claiming convoy members killed eleventy cops.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM

Nah, he'll say they killed Beau just after he fixed Lindbergh's plane before the solo flight across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (5FnZt)

29 who the hell puts Concord before Lexington?
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Same type of person who puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (krQz2)

30 15 Zendaya is nice but a bit exotic
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:42 PM (fwDg9)

She's no Topanga...

Posted by: browndog had kids back then at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (TTAGa)

31 was reading something about Alaska deploying it's guard to fight for the commie side.
________

Oooh. Murkowski's Marauders.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (lf83v)

32 18 Legal Immigration only.

And that should stop until we deal with the 8-12 million Shitz Pantz let in.
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They were invited by all 27 Dem Presidential candidates. They were promised free health care and all sorts of other goodies. This is what the DEMs did to our country.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (DyHJQ)

33 They released the "Bipartisan Senate Bill" last night.

It is as bad as we thought, if not worse.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (BWhED)

34 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (O9EMC)
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Yes.

Every time you hear a bell, Beau dies.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2)

35 Afternoon.

I live on the border. Trust me when I say wetbacks are a danger on the road even when they're not drunk.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (9WSNq)

36 How many truckers have high and tights, Ray-Ban sunglasses, and Bud Light hats?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (R4t5M)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Admit it.

Y'all missed me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

39
I hear it's really pleasant in Zendaya this time of year.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM

All wrong. It was a song by Olivia Newton John.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (nIvob)

40 > She's no Topanga...

Young bonhomme had puppy love for Topanga.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (R38qh)

41 Zendaya is nice but a bit exotic
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024

***
She looks as if a Pr0nhub channel or an OnlyFans would suit her better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (J2vNu)

42 Now that DeSantis isn't running for president it's like we got the old Desantis back. Thank goodness. I hope when he runs in '28 that he's able to avoid to pitfall of shitty GOPe advisors. I missed this guy.

Also, it's great that our new speaker all the GOPe hated is actually making moves, forcing the Dems into unpopular votes. Maybe that is who we are now.

Posted by: Tanz der Lemminge at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (pmoLv)

43 Illegal alien drunk driving killers

It's a hobby!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (zL1Ce)

44 >Taht pic someone linked in the last Thread does not comport with your assertion.

She ugly.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (suRnK)

She's 'closing time' pretty.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (GTqXr)

45 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
_________

Yes. At the rental counter. Trying to rent a green 1967 convertible Corvette.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (lf83v)

46 I vill send the trucker traitors to the camps!!

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (17s+e)

47 12 The Turtle has retreated to his shell. Repeat, the Turtle has retreated to his shell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Someone should overturn that mfer and put him on an active street. All he does now is come out and drop poop on the street and then scuttle back into his shell.

His handlers (staffers) should be permanently unemployable and persona non grata in the future to any GOP administration.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (ysVwb)

48 Your really have to appreciate either the balls or cowardice of Lankford. The guy goes on Fox and lies right to their face, and those idiots sit there and wag their heads. The text of the bill is now available, and here's this dunce, in from of a herd of buffoons lying right to them and the Amarican people. Do they have this guys family tied up somewhere and he's being coerced, or is he really that out of touch and so committed to the deep state that he just doesn't give a fig. I'm guessing it's the latter.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (T0jQj)

49 I wonder whether the recent series of unforced errors from the administration is Dr. Biden and her vegetable husband trying to take back the narrative from the Obama-controlled deep state?

At least the Obama lunatics had some sense of the tone of the country. Dr. Jill and the drooling retard don't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (gSZYf)

50 I just stopped at an ABC store. The clerk was really chatty, and told me that he was from Nepal. We were talking about what a beautiful country it is. He had a pretty heavy accent and was difficult to understand, but the last thing he said was even though Nepal is a beautiful county, he had no desire to go back. "I love the USA, " he said.

That brightened my day a little bit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)

51 The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis just sent more troops and cops to help defend the border -- from Biden.

Seems I missed something last week.......But I'm guessing this is just a satirical slap in the face to someone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Topanga has aged quite nicely. Very hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (R4t5M)

53 I despise the NFL, but a fantasy result for the Superbowl on Sunday would be:

1. Chiefs get bent over and fucked in the ass by SF.

2. Taylor Swift overdoses on molly and edibles. In a stoned-out rant, she publicly insults her fans "as stupid vile idiots and incel faggots," and then collapses in a pool of her own drool and vomit.

3. That Kelce prickozoid is so depressed at #1 that he's caught on tape having a threesome in the locker room . . . with Dylan Mulvaney and Ahmed's goat.

Now THAT would be a super bowl!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

54 They released the "Bipartisan Senate Bill" last night.

It is as bad as we thought, if not worse.

If an illegal isn't from MX or Canada, they don't count toward that day's total! Freaking unbelievable.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (R38qh)

55
Young bonhomme had puppy love for Topanga.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (R38qh)

She had a set of sweater puppies to be sure...

Again, a quirky beauty.

Posted by: browndog had kids back then at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (TTAGa)

56 Keep an eye out for Ray Epps.

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

57 March an army through Canada and see what happens.

I'm not even making a joke. I actually want to see what happens. I'm curious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)

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A significant portion of Alberta and Saskatchewan want to secede from Canada.

We might pickup a couple new Territories?

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (BWhED)

58 If you take into account the fact that Zendaya's mother was a kobold, then she's quite comely.

Posted by: First Edition Kobolds, Not That Other Bollocks at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (UMHqX)

59 The last time I was in an ER it was full, literally full I couldn't get a bed, of non-English speaking OD/drunks who did not have "documentation"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (ibTVg)

60 >>She's 'closing time' pretty.

She's not even 'Been in Hunting Camp for 3 Weeks Pretty'.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (suRnK)

61 How many truckers have high and tights, Ray-Ban sunglasses, and Bud Light hats?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (R4t5M)

There's a few in that crowd for sure.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (BdMk6)

62 Hey now, drunk driving is the national pastime South of the border. Let's be a little more culturally sensitive, shall we?

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (24b31)

63 55 Again, a quirky beauty.
Posted by: browndog had kids back then at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (TTAGa)

No Quirky.

Serious only.

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

64 March an army through Canada and see what happens.

I'm not even making a joke. I actually want to see what happens. I'm curious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)

Humvees lubricated with maple syrup.

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (9WSNq)

65 A significant portion of Alberta and Saskatchewan want to secede from Canada.

We might pickup a couple new Territories?
Posted by: rd

Both will become part of the Greater Texas Republic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

66 Sure illegals are killing people. But Republicans hate gays so we can’t vote for them.
- suburban white women

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (YofvK)

67 Where does the Chartreuse Microbus fit into all of this?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (rc3Z7)

68 " Murdered Americans?"

Let us be more blunt: murdered whites. And murdered whites are celebrated by the Left and corporatist Republicans, except when they are murdered in the Forever Wars and fake sympathy is displayed for the fallen. That's not a knock on my fellow non-white Americans but a simple acknowledgment of the zeitgeist.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (KSNKu)

69 44 >Taht pic someone linked in the last Thread does not comport with your assertion.

She ugly.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (suRnK)

She's 'closing time' pretty.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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Not worth talking about. Another damaged Disney tweener princess.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (ysVwb)

70 I hear it's really pleasant in Zendaya this time of year.

That girl can't act but I'm guessing she can Kamala

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)

71 40 > She's no Topanga...

Young bonhomme had puppy love for Topanga.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:46 PM (R38qh)

Aaaah, Danielle Fishel. She was a cutie.

Posted by: C. W. McCall at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

72 33 They released the "Bipartisan Senate Bill" last night.

It is as bad as we thought, if not worse.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 01:45 PM (BWhED)

+++++

When I saw that excessively broad grin on Schumer's mug I knew it was bad news, the worst news, and the devil was driving.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (7YG60)

73 The fresh troops will join 90 officers of the Florida Highway Patrol, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
.......

That's a good idea. Fishing for illegals in the Rio Grande.
Use really, really big hooks.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

74 When Joey the B, leader of the Biden Crime Family, lost his Michael (Beau) to hostile fire on the Border, he was forced to fall back on his Fredo (Hunter) to carry on the family business. His Sonny was killed by a drunk driver while Joey the B was showering with his unborn daughter.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (CecP5)

75 She's 'closing time' pretty.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (GTqXr)

Maybe "last night on Earth" pretty.

Posted by: spindrift at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (MqhXY)

76
She's 'closing time' pretty.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM

Only on that one day a year when Daylight Savings Time ends and you get an extra hour to drink.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (nIvob)

77 Humvees lubricated with maple syrup.
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (9WSNq)

Sappers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (VoAdT)

78 Admit it.

Y'all missed me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Somebody brought it up every day.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (dnapV)

79 Zendaya is maybe cute that's all

and btw women will be harsh on truly beautiful women, and talk up girls like her

it's natural competitiveness

also illegals with no licenses have been causing terrible car accidents forever and ever - at least around Philly. we had a family get rear ended HARD while moving their daughter into Penn by illegal dude who of course then tried to run (with his car falling apart). I knew a fantastic doc who got killed by a drunk illegal crossing suddenly into the wrong lanes when coming home from an emergency call. and of the three times I was rear ended (while stopped at a light! driving in Philly is fun) two of them were illegals. (three of them had zero insurance)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (AcWfM)

80 Let's just say "drunk driving automatic deportation" becomes law. How long before Newsom and company openly defy the law?

Remember, drunken illegals getting in accidents and killing people is a serious problem already in CA.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (tT6L1)

81 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Yes. Served with distinction under General Santa Anna, then tragically died again at San Jacinto.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (/OWHH)

82 The bill makes driving while impaired grounds for barring a non-U.S. national from entry into the U.S. and for deportation, according to the legislation's description. The individual must be convicted of the offense to be subjected to deportation.

Completely skipping over the fact they should be deported simply for the fact they're here illegally and breaking existing law........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Ask your doctor about Zendaya. And remember if you’re allergic to Zendaya do not take Zendaya.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (YofvK)

84 38 Sponge, you're back! Good to see you.

And, yes, we did miss you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

85 "Bipartisan" always means Democrat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (lf83v)

86 Yup. The commies or WEF globalists or whomever has so far held off on having the migrant army use traditional arms on us; But they sure like having their shadow army mow americans down with vehicles.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (3cGpq)

87
Somebody brought it up every day.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (dnapV)

Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Quebec has long wanted to secede from Canada. Unlike Alberta, we don't want them as a new state, trust me on this one.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (PZvjL)

89 Now THAT would be a super bowl!
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Funny.

In that case, rename the Super Bowl as the Super Bacchanalia.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (ysVwb)

90 It's the biggest disaster in our countries history that could be ended overnight by enforcing the law and putting back in place the policies of the previous administration. Yet Democrats along with what seems to be an assist by senate Republicans, are going to try and change the law to allow it, give these people work permits, money, housing and ultimately a shot at citizenship, thereby affirming the suspicion this is about flooding the country with New Democrat voters at taxpayer expense. It's almost unbelievable.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (T0jQj)

91 Sponge, you're back! Good to see you.

And, yes, we did miss you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

Thanks!

Likely just a quick drive-by as I've got a LOT of work to catch up on, but it's good to be missed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

92 65 A significant portion of Alberta and Saskatchewan want to secede from Canada.

We might pickup a couple new Territories?
Posted by: rd

Both will become part of the Greater Texas Republic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

And when Texas secedes, she gets to take all of her original land with her.

SUCK IT, COLORADO!!!

Posted by: C. W. McCall at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

93 @56

>>Keep an eye out for Ray Epps.

Ersatz Ray Epps: ** Bull Horn Screech * Ok, what we need to do is impede federal customs agents in the execution of their duties, get in their face, let really have it, OK EVERYONE, MARCH TO THE BORDER. ** Runs in the Opposite direction *

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (rc3Z7)

94 My hot dogs are made of ketchup.

Good day to you, sir.

Posted by: Adam Schitt's Bulging Peepers at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz86T)

95 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
_________

Yes. At the rental counter. Trying to rent a green 1967 convertible Corvette.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (lf83v)

A very common story

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (pVWRI)

96 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Beau died leading Taffy 3 at Samar. As his tin can slid beneath the waves, a Japanese officer on a nearby cruiser saluted him.

True story.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (T+Iwg)

97 88 Quebec has long wanted to secede from Canada. Unlike Alberta, we don't want them as a new state, trust me on this one.
Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (PZvjL)

Tabernac...

Posted by: browndog had kids back then at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (TTAGa)

98 That's a good idea. Fishing for illegals in the Rio Grande.
Use really, really big hooks.
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Use large triple hooks and don't mash down the barbs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (DyHJQ)

99 Sponge was gone? Really? Huh.

Anyway...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

100 Any committed crime should be a deportable offense. It should be automatic and not require a law to do so. It should be part of the immigration process. And....psssst....entering the country illegally is a crime...so automatic deportations on those as well.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (dIske)

101 Alberta has lots of oil. I’ll happily welcome them to ‘Murica.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (YofvK)

102 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

103 Good, more of this, please. Street actions like this, even these little first shoots of popular resistance to the regime, mean more than any pointless, gay ass election.

It always starts with little things. But sometimes, they can grow into mass movements that topple tyrants.

Stories like this put a smile on my grouchy face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (0FoWg)

104 Drunk driving illegals get deported will make the sky high hit and run stat hit infinity

Posted by: nckate at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (ZGGD+)

105 65 A significant portion of Alberta and Saskatchewan want to secede from Canada.

I wouldn't have supported that five years ago now I'm full on behind it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (O9EMC)

106
Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
Posted by: Northernlurker

No, the Battle of Tippecanoe.

Surely you remember the slogan from the 1840 Presidential election -- "Tippecanoe and Biden, too!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

107 I was kinda hoping that the Kansas City Kelce would walk into the hotel room with Taylor and the Philadelphia Kelce in delicto flagrante.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)

108 and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

And I thought I knew you.

Posted by: Gemma Arterton at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (VoAdT)

109 She's not even 'Been in Hunting Camp for 3 Weeks Pretty'.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024

***
Maybe "After a Month's Trail Drive Looking at Steers, Rowdy, and Wishbone" Pretty?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

110 Sponge was gone? Really? Huh.

Who?

Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants? at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (UMHqX)

111 100 Any committed crime should be a deportable offense. It should be automatic and not require a law to do so. It should be part of the immigration process. And....psssst....entering the country illegally is a crime...so automatic deportations on those as well.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (dIske)

It is supposedly the law now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (KSNKu)

112 81 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
Posted by: Northernlurker

____________________________

At least 3 times, yes. In spectacular fashion.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (dIske)

113 >Taht pic someone linked in the last Thread does not comport with your assertion.

She ugly.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (suRnK)

She's 'closing time' pretty.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
--------------
Not worth talking about. Another damaged Disney tweener princess.
Posted by: whig

She does have certain 'Girl Next Door turned Pron" look to her.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (cOq4q)

114 Meanwhile, the GOP forced the Democrats to take another "walk the plank" vote. The newest proposal -- which should already be a law -- is to make DUI a deportable offense.

RELEASE ME!

Posted by: Schadenboner at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (OZjDX)

115 Likely just a quick drive-by as I've got a LOT of work to catch up on, but it's good to be missed.

Posted by: Sponge
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You have commenting to catch up on too! Where are your priorities???!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (1eY81)

116 21 Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 01:43 PM (O9EMC)

So that's where, "Remember the Beau!" started.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

117 So you're saying Beau would have been first on the moon but Armstrong threw him out of the capsule just before they landed? My word as a Biden.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (CecP5)

118 So I finally looked at a picture of Swift's boyfriend and...that boy is gayer then Liberace being doubled teamed by Obama and Pete Bootyjuice.

Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

119 Right now the illegals and homeless in L.A. are getting a bath.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

120
Clever CW McCall comment!
wry observation...
'aha' moment.

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (geLO8)

121 >>> Seems I missed something last week.......But I'm guessing this is just a satirical slap in the face to someone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

The two sides have been going at each other for many months reaching a fever pitch recently. Accusations and slander. Vows and curses. Everybody is angry. I think it should end like a funny romcom with them both at a standoff growling furiously at each other (fade out, boom chicka boom boom music) massive orgy and then we win.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6IkP)

122 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, havi

*Alexandria Daddario leaves in a huff*

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (CIS44)

123
Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

Betas.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (YofvK)

124 @102

>>I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women

Nah, there are indeed levels to this sh*t.

Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter exist on a different plane than Monica Bacarain and Alice Eve.

All are hot, some are hotter than others.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (rc3Z7)

125 118 So I finally looked at a picture of Swift's boyfriend and...that boy is gayer then Liberace being doubled teamed by Obama and Pete Bootyjuice.

Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)
__________

"What about me?????"

-- Sam Brinton

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

126 And I thought I knew you.
Posted by: Gemma Arterton at February 05, 2024 01:54 PM (VoAdT)

Lines forms behind me bitch...

Posted by: The Daily Dadderio at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (TTAGa)

127 >So that's where, "Remember the Beau!" started.

Tippecanoe and Beau died there too!

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (geLO8)

128 > I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.

Marilyn Monroe was pretty great.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (R38qh)

129 Zendaya started on Disney with...Bella Thorne, queen of the THOTs.

She made a million bucks when she charged people to watch a video of her eating pudding in her underwear and no that is not a euphemism

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (ibTVg)

130 "The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis"

Bitter much, Ace?

Posted by: Mookie at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (eadAl)

131 And when Texas secedes, she gets to take all of her original land with her.

SUCK IT, COLORADO!!!
Posted by: C. W. McCall at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

If TX liberated CO, it would be the best thing for CO and the worst thing for TX. Leave it to the Communists. Why go searching for horrendous liabilities?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (0FoWg)

132 It's the biggest disaster in our countries history that could be ended overnight by enforcing the law and putting back in place the policies of the previous administration. . . .
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024

***
How about the policies of the Eisenhower Administration?

Better still, the policies of the Coolidge Administration!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

133 Regarding what happened in NYC when illegals assaulted two NYPD officers, then Soros DA Alvin Bragg let them go, and reportedly they are on their way to Cali. One was photographed flipping the bird with two hands while leaving the precinct. Scott free.

Can you imagine what the morale of the NYPD is? Bragg has made them the illegal offender's bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

134 107 I was kinda hoping that the Kansas City Kelce would walk into the hotel room with Taylor and the Philadelphia Kelce in delicto flagrante.

his wife is a former DI field hockey player - she'd tomahawk Tay Tay

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (AcWfM)

135 48 Your really have to appreciate either the balls or cowardice of Lankford. The guy goes on Fox and lies right to their face, and those idiots sit there and wag their heads. The text of the bill is now available, and here's this dunce, in from of a herd of buffoons lying right to them and the Amarican people. Do they have this guys family tied up somewhere and he's being coerced, or is he really that out of touch and so committed to the deep state that he just doesn't give a fig. I'm guessing it's the latter.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Lankford was over youth camps in Oklahoma for the Baptist Convention there. Probably has some personal dirt from that or is a true believer on open borders theology based on biblical distortions.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (ysVwb)

136 I've never seen this Sen Lankford before. He is a child predator, yes?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (R38qh)

137 65 A significant portion of Alberta and Saskatchewan want to secede from Canada.

I wouldn't have supported that five years ago now I'm full on behind it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (O9EMC)
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What will they call the new country? "Saskatcherta?" "Albertawan"? "Alberskatch?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)

138
Hey now, drunk driving is the national pastime South of the border. Let's be a little more culturally sensitive, shall we?
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at February 05, 2024 01:48 PM (24b31)

You know, you aren't a man if you can't slam an 18-pack of Bud Light in 20 minutes and then drive perfectly at 80mph in a school zone. Besides, the gringos parallel-park so that you can keep your truck centered in the road by bouncing off of their fenders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (n+4am)

139 Sponge was gone? Really? Huh.

Anyway...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

Moar winnings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

140 The newest proposal -- which should already be a law -- is to make DUI a deportable offense.
......

I thought crossing the border illegally was also a crime and deportable. Silly me.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (v0R5T)

141 123
Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

Betas.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (YofvK)
_____

I'll bet a large sum of money she prefers the muff

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

142 131 If TX liberated CO, it would be the best thing for CO and the worst thing for TX. Leave it to the Communists. Why go searching for horrendous liabilities?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (0FoWg)

=======

Texas will follow the old rules of conquest:

Conquer and subjugate, not liberate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

143 Quebec has long wanted to secede from Canada. Unlike Alberta, we don't want them as a new state, trust me on this one.
Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (PZvjL)

You're right. Quebec sucks. A leftist WEF shithole.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (BdMk6)

144 Drunk driving illegals get deported will make the sky high hit and run stat hit infinity
Posted by: nckate at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (ZGGD+)
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Drunk driving illegals rarely have insurance. Hit and run is what they do.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (tT6L1)

145 --------------
Not worth talking about. Another damaged Disney tweener princess.
Posted by: whig

She does have certain 'Girl Next Door turned Pron" look to her.
===
Brittany, Miley, etc
Bob Iger, contributing to the delinquency of minors, other studio heads aren't willing to do...

Posted by: The Ficus at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (Y6y0e)

146 Ron ‘the faggot’ DeSantis has gone public with his 1000+ troopers to Texas all the other talking governors should go public with their numbers.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (NwTOZ)

147 We should A) make the countries of origin jail their criminals when they are convicted in the U.S. even if they had a valid visa. (we could pay Mexico, Guatemala etc, would be way cheaper than our prison costs)

then B) make DUI for any migrant carry a mandatory prison sentence. I don't care about unequal law. You aint a citizen you don't get our constitutional protections can be logically defended IMO.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (3cGpq)

148 Quebec has long wanted to secede from Canada. Unlike Alberta, we don't want them as a new state, trust me on this one.
Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 01:51 PM (PZvjL)

The last secession vote was pretty close. And France was all set to recognize them. Some interesting battle scenarios grew from that...pluton missiles And a French division in the nation of Quebec.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (W/lyH)

149 Headline on Bing news:

"With all the problems facing this country and MAGA is angry about Taylor Swift?"

I laughed. Well, I don't speak for MAGA but I'm not angry. Bored with seeing her picture all over the place, maybe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (Ki//m)

150 And remember, none of you are allowed to get laid ever again because anyone who isn't TJM's wife is a hideous mutant goblin.

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

151 I thinks the Govornor of California shoulds make it a priority to helps Gays and Trandgendoors first from this Global warming event caused by trump's Oil policies.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (qpLSv)

152 85 "Bipartisan" always means Democrat.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:50 PM (lf83v)

My personal definition: Democrats have permission to be 'partisan', while Republicans have to be 'bi'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (nOUPg)

153 My hot dogs are made of ketchup.

Good day to you, sir.
Posted by: Adam Schitt's Bulging Peepers

I was this close to buying this t-shirt:
amazon.com/Put-Ketchup-My-Slim-T-Shirt/dp/B07KW9XCVW

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

154 Marilyn Monroe was pretty great.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (R38qh)

Never cared for the cartoon version of her but I recently saw her in a western called "River of No Return" with Robert Mitchum and thought she was pretty good.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (T+Iwg)

155 Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter exist on a different plane than Monica Bacarain and Alice Eve.

absolutely, and Michael Caine's wife (I forget sorry) and the French girl in this cray cray Richard Hell film I just saw...Carol Bouquet

and gal gadot

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (AcWfM)

156 Alberta has lots of oil. I’ll happily welcome them to ‘Murica.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (YofvK

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Saskatchewan has oil too.

Latest is they are going all in on small modular nuclear reactors for electricity. They even bought a minority stake in the GE-Hitachi company

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (GtRuZ)

157 House Speaker KILLS the new Senate bill

Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson
I’ve seen enough. This bill is even worse than we expected, and won’t come close to ending the border catastrophe the President has created. As the lead Democrat negotiator proclaimed: Under this legislation, “the border never closes.”

If this bill reaches the House, it will be dead on arrival.
9:38 PM · Feb 4, 2024
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Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (wW1qL)

158 Drunk drivers should be imprisoned for life... well unless they are escaping drunk driving charges from another country and aren't White. Those people are.. well it's just their culture.

Posted by: MADD at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (17s+e)

159 150 And remember, none of you are allowed to get laid ever again because anyone who isn't TJM's wife is a hideous mutant goblin.
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

========

If the unbangable wish to bang each other outside of my presence, let it be so.

I'm no tyrant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

160 Lankford was over youth camps in Oklahoma for the Baptist Convention there. Probably has some personal dirt from that or is a true believer on open borders theology based on biblical distortions.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (ysVwb)

There were several cases of sexual abuse of minors that happened in that camp and were prosecuted and convictions resulted. There is very little doubt the Deep State is blackmailing Lankford over pedophilia, whether his own or something he covered up for others.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 01:59 PM (KSNKu)

161 So I finally looked at a picture of Swift's boyfriend and...that boy is gayer then Liberace being doubled teamed by Obama and Pete Bootyjuice.

Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

It doesn't matter when the whole charade is an illuminati op to control and destroy the US as a sovereign nation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

162 I'd offer the FNM this deal...

*No* stories/news segments/interviews in either the FNM or the conservative press about Swift, Korean boy bands, Disney movies, or Harry Potter until after the election....deal?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (ibTVg)

163 Conquer and subjugate, not liberate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

The Communists in CO, the millions of them, are practically rabid. You'd have to liquidate the Front Range Corridor, or it would instantly become Texans' Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (0FoWg)

164 The last secession vote was pretty close.
_______

I have heard some Quebecois argue that they should join the EU. Remain a part of Canada but join the EU economically.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (lf83v)

165 In most States a normal American goes to prison after the 3rd DUI conviction. I guess being an illegal is a get out of jail free card. I ask, how in the Hell do we wind up with this shit.

Posted by: vic at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (A5THL)

166 Most surprised thing about Tay-Swift is she is in her 30s already, guess she has been around the block more than I knew

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (fwDg9)

167 LOL. The immigration bill gives all judicial review authority to the DC District Court. Yes, even questions of Constitutionality.

http://tiny.cc/6k8owz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (R38qh)

168 Catherine Zeta-Jones was the apex of feminine beauty back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (9yWhg)

169 Beau should have never gotten on that plane with Commerce Secretary Ron Brown.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (D7oie)

170 118 So I finally looked at a picture of Swift's boyfriend and...that boy is gayer then Liberace being doubled teamed by Obama and Pete Bootyjuice.

Doesn't Swift normally pair up with straight men?
Posted by: 18-1
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What straight guy would be up for public humiliation via Tay Tay songs after a breakup. A gay guy would not care because she is an icon to them.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (ysVwb)

171 124 @102

>>I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women

Nah, there are indeed levels to this sh*t.

Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter exist on a different plane than Monica Bacarain and Alice Eve.

All are hot, some are hotter than others.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (rc3Z7)

Sort of like different levels of 'infinity'.

*runs from thread, because math*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (nOUPg)

172 163 Conquer and subjugate, not liberate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

The Communists in CO, the millions of them, are practically rabid. You'd have to liquidate the Front Range Corridor, or it would instantly become Texans' Gaza Strip.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (0FoWg)

======

"For Texas."
-Aragorn, leading the charge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

173 Catherine Zeta-Jones was the apex of feminine beauty back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're thinking of the laser security scene in Entrapment aren't you?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)

174 So I finally looked at a picture of Swift's boyfriend and...that boy is gayer then Liberace being doubled teamed by Obama and Pete Bootyjuice.

________

You were looking at his Pfizer COVID vax ad, weren't you?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (lf83v)

175 vic maybe give up citizenship is the way to go, being a citizen of the planet

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

176 I was kinda hoping that the Kansas City Kelce would walk into the hotel room with Taylor and the Philadelphia Kelce in delicto flagrante.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)

Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (R4t5M)

177
I'd offer the FNM this deal...

*No* stories/news segments/interviews in either the FNM or the conservative press about Swift, Korean boy bands, Disney movies, or Harry Potter until after the election....deal?
Posted by: 18-1

What about King Charles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

178 I'll bet a large sum of money she prefers the muff
==
She's 33 years old and her fan base is teen girls. She's on shakier ground every year. She's a construct. She's going to be whatever she needs to be to stay in that spotlight. Trust me, I've seen it again and again.

Posted by: The Ficus at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6y0e)

179 I wonder what speakers will be attending the three events planned to culminate the five day convoy.. Trump?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (wW1qL)

180 168 Catherine Zeta-Jones was the apex of feminine beauty back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (9yWhg)

Her turn in Zorro...

***rawwwrrrr***

Posted by: The Daily Dadderio at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (TTAGa)

181 The two sides have been going at each other for many months reaching a fever pitch recently. Accusations and slander. Vows and curses. Everybody is angry. I think it should end like a funny romcom with them both at a standoff growling furiously at each other (fade out, boom chicka boom boom music) massive orgy and then we win.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6IkP)

After I was accused of taking stances and saying things I never said or implied in any way, shape or form, I just went about my business after speaking my peace in one thread.

Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

182 What will they call the new country? "Saskatcherta?" "Albertawan"? "Alberskatch?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

Sane and Prosperous

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (O9EMC)

183 Taylor Swift = AI

Posted by: 24 Across: Airbrushed Intelligence? at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (qUkBO)

184
I'll bet a large sum of money she prefers the muff
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

I’d buy the videos.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (YofvK)

185 Beau should have never gotten on that plane with Commerce Secretary Ron Brown.
________

Fly with Brown and you're going down!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (lf83v)

186 There were several cases of sexual abuse of minors that happened in that camp and were prosecuted and convictions resulted. There is very little doubt the Deep State is blackmailing Lankford over pedophilia, whether his own or something he covered up for others.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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Thanks for the info. Seems to have a similar background to Ben Sasse who was involved in the page program just before the House ended it after Foley's and Kolbe's pederasty.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (ysVwb)

187 *shakes fist at sky*

Oooooo! That Taylor Swift!!!1111!1!1!

She makes me so mad!!!!!!!!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!122332!!!

Anyway...

Was that angry enough?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (nFnyb)

188 /off wide eyed beauty sock

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (TTAGa)

189 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women

Nah, there are indeed levels to this sh*t.

Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter exist on a different plane than Monica Bacarain and Alice Eve.

All are hot, some are hotter than others.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (rc3Z7)

I once went to a taping of the Conan O'Brien show where Heidi Klum was a guest.

Heidi Klum is the most beautiful woman ever created.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

190 > There were several cases of sexual abuse of minors that happened in that camp and were prosecuted and convictions resulted. There is very little doubt the Deep State is blackmailing Lankford over pedophilia, whether his own or something he covered up for others.

If I'm not mistaken, there are court documents in which Lankford says 13 year olds can consent to sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (R38qh)

191 131 And when Texas secedes, she gets to take all of her original land with her.

SUCK IT, COLORADO!!!
Posted by: C. W. McCall at February 05, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

If TX liberated CO, it would be the best thing for CO and the worst thing for TX. Leave it to the Communists. Why go searching for horrendous liabilities?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 01:56 PM (0FoWg)

Helicopter Rides will be included.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (wtvvX)

192 Catherine Zeta-Jones was the apex of feminine beauty back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (9yWhg)

Her turn in Zorro...

***rawwwrrrr***

Yeah, the first thing I saw her in. Absoutely luminous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (9yWhg)

193 @171

>>Sort of like different levels of 'infinity'.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Discuss.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (rc3Z7)

194 Snatchkasawan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (lf83v)

195 After I was accused of taking stances and saying things I never said or implied in any way, shape or form, I just went about my business after speaking my peace in one thread.

Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Sponge
-------
Festivus and the airing of grievances is a year long holiday now at AOS.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (ysVwb)

196 She's 33 years old

—

34

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

197 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:00 PM (0FoWg)

Texas has a 24/7 October 7 at its border, which is fully supported by its own senator John Cornyn and other Gay Old Pedophiles. Making the border its official Gaza Strip would be redundant.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (KSNKu)

198

U.S. Rep. Victoria Spartz announced Monday she plans on filing for reelection.

Spartz, a Republican who represents Indiana’s 5th Congressional District, previously said she would not run for reelection. She says she changed her mind in part due to failed leadership in Washington D.C.

Spartz, a native of Ukraine who now lives in Noblesville, has represented Indiana’s 5th Congressional District since 2021.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

199 At least we know the capital would be Edmontoon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (VoAdT)

200 OT

That "longer" Get Shorty intro linked in the sidebar is exactly what I remember seeing when I first saw it in the UK. Maybe it was a different edit for overseas markets?

Posted by: Gran at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (kycfo)

201 181 Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

But then how do we weed out and drive away the weak sisters? To make sure there's never another Mabe Galor?

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (UnA8+)

202
If I'm not mistaken, there are court documents in which Lankford says 13 year olds can consent to sex.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (R38qh)

And?
- Biden Family

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (YofvK)

203 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THE SOUTHERN BORDER IS AS WIDE OPEN AS SENATOR LANGFORD'S SQUEAKHOLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (eYF7X)

204 > Beau should have never gotten on that plane with Commerce Secretary Ron Brown.

Posted by: Kindltot

or Buddy Holly
or Patsy Cline
or Jim Croce
or John Denver
or Stevie Ray Vaughn
(wait that was a helicopter)

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (geLO8)

205 U.S. Rep. Victoria Spartz announced Monday she plans on filing for reelection.

Spartz, a Republican who represents Indiana’s 5th Congressional District, previously said she would not run for reelection. She says she changed her mind in part due to failed leadership in Washington D.C.

Spartz, a native of Ukraine who now lives in Noblesville, has represented Indiana’s 5th Congressional District since 2021.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at

This is good news, I was bummed when she said she wouldn't run.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (CIS44)

206 Yep. Lankford said he believed 13 year olds can consent to sex in a 2010 deposition.

http://tiny.cc/wl8owz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (R38qh)

207 Zeta-Jones had arguably the best rack in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (R4t5M)

208 If I'm not mistaken, there are court documents in which Lankford says 13 year olds can consent to sex.
Posted by: bonhomme
------
Ugh. Maybe all US senators should be replaced by horses--at least there would be no pedos.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (ysVwb)

209 Illegals committing DUI, get off in Kalifornia. The death and misery to legal citizens is not addressed, damage to property they cause is about 50% of auto insurance rates, and they buy alot of Transheauser beer to do it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (17s+e)

210 Rats, I need to make lunch and pack for work

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (fwDg9)

211 But then how do we weed out and drive away the weak sisters? To make sure there's never another Mabe Galor?
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (UnA8+)

I'm not his sister, can I join?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (TTAGa)

212 Beau should have never gotten on that plane with Commerce Secretary Ron Brown.

Posted by: Kindltot

or Buddy Holly
or Patsy Cline
or Jim Croce
or John Denver

He wanted to come with us, but we didn't have room.

Posted by: Will Rogers and Wiley Post at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

213 She's 33 years old

—

34
________

She's as close to 50 as she is to 18, which is what she pretends to be.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (lf83v)

214 My guess is that while treating King Charles for an enlarged prostate, that they found prostate cancer. That exact thing killed both my brother and a good personal friend.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (CecP5)

215 If I'm not mistaken, there are court documents in which Lankford says 13 year olds can consent to sex.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (R38qh)

I think that came from a civil lawsuit over one of the incidents of pedophilia that occurred under Lankford's watch/supervision. It is real and the Deep State almost certainly has receipts to back that up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (KSNKu)

216 On the brighter side, my Blu-rays of OSS 117 Cairo Nest of Spies and Lost in Rio have arrived.

Haven't watched them in a hot minute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

217 Biden insisted that he’s not for “abortion on demand” - but that he’s for abortion in all three trimesters of a woman’s pregnancy.

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

218 208 Ugh. Maybe all US senators should be replaced by horses--at least there would be no pedos.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (ysVwb)

Caligula approves.

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

219 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

Dolly was standing over your shoulder and made you write that, didn't she?

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (gggWG)

220 Seriously, though... If my dream should come to pass, and these States go their separate ways, forget territorial aggrandizement at the bargaining tables. You *do not* want these people.

The whole point is to be rid of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (0FoWg)

221 ---
What will they call the new country? "Saskatcherta?" "Albertawan"? "Alberskatch?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)

New Columbia
The Other Dominion of Canada
The Central Canadian Republic
Thompsonia
Hendayland

. . . Vespucciland

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (D7oie)

222 King Chuckles has prostate cancer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

223 218 208 Ugh. Maybe all US senators should be replaced by horses--at least there would be no pedos.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (ysVwb)

Caligula approves.
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

Stamp once for "aye", and... uh... i don't know... just say neigh for "nay", i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (VoAdT)

224 218 208 Ugh. Maybe all US senators should be replaced by horses--at least there would be no pedos.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:05 PM (ysVwb)

Caligula approves.
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

Me too

***raises hand***

Posted by: zombie Catherine the Great at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (TTAGa)

225 220 Seriously, though... If my dream should come to pass, and these States go their separate ways, forget territorial aggrandizement at the bargaining tables. You *do not* want these people.

The whole point is to be rid of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (0FoWg)

=======

But then who will save them from themselves?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

226 Look at Lankford and tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (rCEnV)

227 On the brighter side, my Blu-rays of OSS 117 Cairo Nest of Spies and Lost in Rio have arrived.
_______

Mon Dieu!

Posted by: Brice de Nice at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (lf83v)

228 >Zeta-Jones had arguably the best rack in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

you must be under the influence of powerful narcotics

best rack in Tinseltown is Melissa Rauch, aka Bernadette MaryAnne Rostenkowski-Wolowitz

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (geLO8)

229 219 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

Dolly was standing over your shoulder and made you write that, didn't she?
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (gggWG)

A boob gently rested upon the back of a head is a powerful weapon.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (KbCG3)

230 The newest proposal -- which should already be a law -- is to make DUI a deportable offense.

---------------

You'd think that merely being in the country illegally would be a deportable offense -- after a few years of hard labor and solitary confinement.

But no, this is why we cannot have nice things now ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (ASqwj)

231 She's no Topanga...
Posted by: browndog had kids back then at February 05, 2024 01:44 PM (TTAGa)

What is the capital of Kansas, Alex?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (acnw3)

232 222 King Chuckles has prostate cancer.
-------------
So he is to be beheaded, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (DyHJQ)

233 -------
Festivus and the airing of grievances is a year long holiday now at AOS.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (ysVwb)

Noted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

234 >>Ugh. Maybe all US senators should be replaced by horses--at least there would be no pedos.
Posted by: whig

It would be a step up from the jackasses we have now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (eYF7X)

235 Topanga.
Yes!

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (YofvK)

236 What is the capital of Kansas, Alex?
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (acnw3)

L-O-fucking-L

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (TTAGa)

237 King Chuckles has prostate cancer.
__________

He got it from Lloyd Austin.

Posted by: Camilla Bowles at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (lf83v)

238
But then how do we weed out and drive away the weak sisters? To make sure there's never another Mabe Galor?
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:04 PM (UnA8+)

Well, your point is incredibly valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

Says the man who obviously never saw Julie Newmar in her prime.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (acnw3)

240 best rack in Tinseltown is Melissa Rauch, aka Bernadette MaryAnne Rostenkowski-Wolowitz
Posted by: Don Black

*The Bronze has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (CIS44)

241 She's 33 years old

—

34
==
And even less stable than last year. She's shushing down an ever steeper slope.

Posted by: The Ficus at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (Y6y0e)

242 "Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis..."

----

Come on, man, he's not THAT bad.

And besides, DeSanctimonious just rolls off the tongue easier.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (dGCAG)

243 >Festivus and the airing of grievances is a year long holiday now at AOS.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM

I am writing that shite down right now

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (geLO8)

244 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (rCEnV)

245 I posit that there is not one woman is more appreciably more beautiful than all of the other beautiful women (save Dolley, who is easily the most beautiful of the most beautiful), and that any effort to put up a single woman as a culture icon of beauty is automatically manufactured and artificial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dolly was standing over your shoulder and made you write that, didn't she?
Posted by: Robert

Blink for yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (uiWTm)

246 Sort of like different levels of 'infinity'.

*runs from thread, because math*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (nOUPg)

We aren't discussing Hilbert's Paradox of the Grand Salon, are we?

Come on down to Hilbert's halls of infinite pulchritude, we certainly have room for you!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (D7oie)

247 Jennifer Connelly in the roll of Penny Benjamin was IMHO, quite attractive.

Beats the little Disney Bean-pole tweener quite easy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (a1415)

248 "The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis"

I wish that had come out before now.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (vFG9F)

249 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand

She's female, so....

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (uiWTm)

250 And even less stable than last year. She's shushing down an ever steeper slope.
____________

"Slouching Towards Anna Nicole Smith."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (lf83v)

251 Catherine Zeta-Jones was the apex of feminine beauty back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're thinking of the laser security scene in Entrapment aren't you?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)
***

EVERYONE thinks of that laser security scene...

Ummm...be back in a few.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (W/lyH)

252 DUI *is* deportable. It's a felony. ICE is supposed to deport you when you're released from prison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (0FoWg)

253 > This month, an illegal immigrant who had been drinking and driving killed a family. This individual had been deported 4 times and arrested 3 times on DUI suspicion
___________

God forbid I should be caught with a bottle cap off a brew rolling around in the bed of my truck. Probably a $2K fine, jail time and vehicle impoundment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (Q4IgG)

254 Thanks for the info. Seems to have a similar background to Ben Sasse who was involved in the page program just before the House ended it after Foley's and Kolbe's pederasty.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (ysVwb)

Very few elected Republicans are not compromised by the intelligence services, which attempts to do so against any who slip between the cracks. See Matt Gaetz for details. This is the shittiest, most corrupt empire in the world today.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (KSNKu)

255 Taylor Swift is anti-viagra for most men.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (17s+e)

256 best rack in Tinseltown is Melissa Rauch, aka Bernadette MaryAnne Rostenkowski-Wolowitz

Under 5ft with a big rack? That's interesting...

Posted by: Some member of the FBI: Female Body Inspectors at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (ibTVg)

257 Start shooting.

Posted by: just saying at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (Uy/WF)

258 244 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (rCEnV)

Face down, ass up...

Posted by: Shit Ben Franklin Said at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (TTAGa)

259 I hold that around 95 percent of females either are attractive or have the potential to be so. The other 5 percent could, for the most part, redeem themselves in a variety of ways...again, assuming that they want to.

Frumpy old maids get that way by choice, not by birth or upbringing.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (PZvjL)

260 Goddamn 3 DUIs in Texas is a felony with mandatory 2-5 in state prison.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (biNg8)

261 Ron ‘the faggot’ DeSantis has gone public with his 1000+ troopers to Texas all the other talking governors should go public with their numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (NwTOZ)

Why? I think DeSantis made a mistake by divulging this info. Make the fed guess.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (BdMk6)

262 >>The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis

The correct term is "Little People."

Posted by: Midget Governors Alliance at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (uqjbl)

263 Dolly was standing over your shoulder and made you write that, didn't she?
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 02:07 PM (gggWG)

Judging by what he posts about any women posted on this site, she has a keystroke capture app running 24/7 with real-time monitoring and alerts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Practically every male will get prostate cancer if he lives long enough.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (9yWhg)

265 According to a group of 16 Republican senators, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) deleted records pertaining to its infamous anti-Catholic memo after former agent and whistleblower Kyle Seraphin leaked it to the press a year ago. “Now we know that information related to the Richmond memo wasn’t provided to Congress because the FBI deleted the records as soon as the incident became public,” the senators wrote in a Wednesday letter to FBI Director Christopher Wray.

.. if you or I did that we would be charged with obstruction of justice ... for the FBI .. nada

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

266 SPONGE IS BACK!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (uiWTm)

267 Well guess we might see a coronation sooner than expected, should be nice

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

268 239 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 05, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

Says the man who obviously never saw Julie Newmar in her prime.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (acnw3)

+1

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (5fDan)

269 Biden insisted that he’s not for “abortion on demand” - but that he’s for abortion in all three trimesters of a woman’s pregnancy.
Posted by: SMOD

At any point in the pregnancy, but when she least expects it rather than on demand.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (dnapV)

270 244 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (rCEnV)

Once again hot/crazy matrix reveals itself to be true.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (YofvK)

271 > Posted by: just saying at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (Uy/WF)

This post glows.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (R38qh)

272 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (rCEnV)
----

She and Angelina Jolie stand out among all the crazy in Hollywood.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1)

273 DUI *is* deportable. It's a felony. ICE is supposed to deport you when you're released from prison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

Most DUIs arent a felony until third offense, depending on some other factors and in which jurisdiction it is committed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)

274 252 DUI *is* deportable. It's a felony. ICE is supposed to deport you when you're released from prison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (0FoWg)

Illegal entry is deportable. Someone who holds a green card can be immediately deported for a misdemeanor. Apparently there is some super-secret illegal alien exception that permits all forms of criminality.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (KSNKu)

275 215 If I'm not mistaken, there are court documents in which Lankford says 13 year olds can consent to sex.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:03 PM (R38qh)

I think that came from a civil lawsuit over one of the incidents of pedophilia that occurred under Lankford's watch/supervision. It is real and the Deep State almost certainly has receipts to back that up.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (KSNKu)
________

It was a case of a 13-year-old girl and a 15-year-old boy. She sued the boy (and I think the camp) and Lankford gave a depo. He said he thought the girl was capable of consent. I think that's basically consistent with the statutory sex laws at the time, that they carved out exceptions for when both parties were underage. He's creepy and I don't trust him, but I don't think he was testifying that 13-year-olds can consent to sex with adults.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

276 Biden insisted that he’s not for “abortion on demand”
_______

He is if Planned Parenthood demands it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (lf83v)

277 Fewer Americans in new survey expect Trump to concede if he loses in November

... don't think this will be an issue

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

278 best rack in Tinseltown is Melissa Rauch, aka Bernadette MaryAnne Rostenkowski-Wolowitz

Under 5ft with a big rack? That's interesting...
Posted by: Some member of the FBI: Female Body Inspectors

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down*

(As long as she falls forward)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (uiWTm)

279 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand

She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (9yWhg)

280
or Buddy Holly
or Patsy Cline
or Jim Croce
or John Denver

He wanted to come with us, but we didn't have room.
Posted by: Will Rogers and Wiley Post

I'll pass.

Posted by: Knute Rockne at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (63Dwl)

281 And even less stable than last year. She's shushing down an ever steeper slope.
____________

"Slouching Towards Anna Nicole Smith."
===
Beautifully turned phrase. Wish I had done it. ✔️

Posted by: The Ficus at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (Y6y0e)

282
"The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis 🏳️‍🌈 "

I wish that had come out before now.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM

Ace, who always has the inside dope, kept that one to himself.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (nIvob)

283 Biden insisted that he’s not for “abortion on demand” - but that he’s for abortion in all three trimesters of a woman’s pregnancy.
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

Kinda like how, at McDonalds you can't get breakfast on demand, but you CAN order an Egg McMuffin 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

284 God forbid I should be caught with a bottle cap off a brew rolling around in the bed of my truck. Probably a $2K fine, jail time and vehicle impoundment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

And if you have ever been to court, you will know that the judge will lecture you (as he extracts his money) that you should "get on your knees and thank the officer for saving you life by pulling you over before you hit a tree."

Posted by: Midget Governors Alliance at February 05, 2024 02:14 PM (uqjbl)

285 279 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand

She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment

Good luck with that

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (9CJNc)

286 Stamp once for "aye", and... uh... i don't know... just say neigh for "nay", i guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
---------
The neighs have it.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (ysVwb)

287 Biden Team Reportedly 'Concerned' Special Counsel Will Release 'Embarrassing' Pics of His Classified Docs In A Pile Much Larger Than That Of Trump

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

288 Taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (YofvK)

289 Democrats voted against a bill intending to deport illegal migrants caught driving under the influence

Any word on a bill to deport illegal migrants for being illegal migrants?

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (S9XeJ)

290 So, did Sponge find the Loch Ness Monster, or not?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

291 288 Taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (YofvK)

========

Those weird alien eyes that are too far apart.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

292 SPONGE IS BACK!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (uiWTm)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

293 "She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment"

Everything else aside, I hope she gets better. Mental illness is no joke.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (rCEnV)

294 1) Zeta-Jones has fake boobs
2) She has toothpick legs

I would argue Salma Hayek is the complete package ans she is all natural.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (/Td2i)

295 Taylor Swift is anti-viagra for most men.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2024 02:11 PM (17s+e)

My ability to get hard for her will never be tested.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (O9EMC)

296 China Markets Slump to 5-Year Lows the Day After Trump Suggests 60% Tariffs on Chinese Imports

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

297 Never cared for the cartoon version of her but I recently saw her in a western called "River of No Return" with Robert Mitchum and thought she was pretty good.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

She did well in that movie. They didn't have her in the usual breathless-sexpot acting shtick and she held her own.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (oiNtH)

298 @265

>>.. if you or I did that we would be charged with obstruction of justice ... for the FBI .. nada

Technically and statutorily, nothing could, should or can be deleted from the Sentinel System. There should also be a log of who deleted it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (rc3Z7)

299 If DeSantis had done more of this and not tried to take down the King, he would be VP

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (9CJNc)

300 Those weird alien eyes that are too far apart.

2/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fini

and those bangs 1/10

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44)

301 Taylor would be attractive if she gave up on having bangs and someone professional did her makeup. And she didn't act like a 12 year old.

Posted by: nckate at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (ZGGD+)

302 I mean, come on

http://tinyurl.com/4hutwtec

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (geLO8)

303 So, did Sponge find the Loch Ness Monster, or not?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

No, but wasn't looking.

Did drink a beer or two with a creature that may've been related to Sasquatch, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

304 Under The Senate’s Atrocious Border Bill, Everybody Gets Asylum

Only Somebody In An Asylum Would Pass The Senate’s Atrocious Border Bill

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

305 It was a case of a 13-year-old girl and a 15-year-old boy. She sued the boy (and I think the camp) and Lankford gave a depo. He said he thought the girl was capable of consent. I think that's basically consistent with the statutory sex laws at the time, that they carved out exceptions for when both parties were underage. He's creepy and I don't trust him, but I don't think he was testifying that 13-year-olds can consent to sex with adults.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

There were unrelated criminal offenses in addition to the civil lawsuit, IIRC. Lankford is bad news but again there are a number of elected Republicans in prominent positions who are. Curiously enough.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (KSNKu)

306 296 China Markets Slump to 5-Year Lows the Day After Trump Suggests 60% Tariffs on Chinese Imports
------------
Trump is yuge and potent. Makes Chinese pricks slump.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (DyHJQ)

307 Guys what did Taylor Swift do to you

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (geLO8)

308 Maybe it's because i'm old and whipped now, but I look at celebrities who are supposed to be hot and i'm just like, "That's just a normal chick, man, what's the big deal?" It's like any girl what ain't got love handles and a zit on her nose i'm supposed to fawn all over like I ain't seen a boob in a month of Sundays."

Eh. It's all just weird is all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM (VoAdT)

309 Look at Lankford and tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:08 PM (rCEnV)

-------------

Including 10-year-olds'.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 02:18 PM (r96Ff)

310 I think we should have a weekly thread on Hollywood's Best Racks.

For Science.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

311 259 I hold that around 95 percent of females either are attractive or have the potential to be so. The other 5 percent could, for the most part, redeem themselves in a variety of ways...again, assuming that they want to.

Frumpy old maids get that way by choice, not by birth or upbringing.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (PZvjL)

++++

You are generous. Can't say that I agree with you at all, but you do have a nice outlook.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2024 02:18 PM (7YG60)

312
My new favorite duo

http://tinyurl.com/4cbbwn65

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 05, 2024 02:18 PM (X4yCj)

313 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand

She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment

All women are bi.
You just have to figure out which:
Bipolar or bisexual.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (uiWTm)

314 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at February 05, 2024 02:10 PM (rCEnV)

Don't go spelunking. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)

315 Jesus H. Christ. Can we please stop with the misinformation!!!

Beau Biden lost his life in Central Park. He was accosted by a roving band of midgets (pardon me, vertically challenged short fvckers) on a Viagra bender. He might have been ok if it wasn't for the step ladder some errant groundman left after the work day. For six hours that night the midgets (sorry, low rider tiny tots) bludgeoned him to death with their clamhammers. Not much was left. And, midgets (my apologies, ground hugging dumbass dwarves) are notorious for not snitching. They'll sleep, they'll sneeze. Some are bashful....but snitches get stitches. Ain't no clamhammering dwarf named Snitchy.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (dIske)

316 206 Yep. Lankford said he believed 13 year olds can consent to sex in a 2010 deposition.

http://tiny.cc/wl8owz
Posted by: bonhomme
—————

That’s ol time religion. Has nothing to do with border jumpers.
However he does look like a ped.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (NwTOZ)

317 IIRC you cannot enter Canada with a DWI on your record.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (nSm9j)

318 310 I think we should have a weekly thread on Hollywood's Best Racks.

For Science.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

The return of #ELBOWS

Posted by: browndog knows that area well at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (TTAGa)

319 150 democrat congressmen know that illegals account for about 50,000 DUIs per year. It would be terrible to have to send back 50,000 per year while only taking 350,000 per month

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (ssSph)

320 Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer Is Afraid Of His Dick

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

321 I don’t know if 95% but definitely a solid majority of women can be attractive with a little effort.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (YofvK)

322 299 If DeSantis had done more of this and not tried to take down the King, he would be VP
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 05, 2024 02:16 PM (9CJNc)

He still can be VP, but his run was not necessary at this point in time. I think that he can be POTUS eventually. He's not even close to 50 years old right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (nOUPg)

323 Guys what did Taylor Swift do to you
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM

Became famous enough that she's everywhere all the time and largely unavoidable.

Plus, dat bitch cray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

324 >>302 I mean, come on

http://tinyurl.com/4hutwtec
Posted by: Don Black

That's hot. Better with a ball gag though so you don't have to listen to her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (eYF7X)

325 I think we should have a weekly thread on Hollywood's Best Racks.

For Science.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Don't we already have several of those a day? Not complaining, mind you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

326 317 IIRC you cannot enter Canada with a DWI on your record.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (nSm9j)

Si...

Big business for attorney's in WNY.

Posted by: browndog hates crossing at the Peace Bridge at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (TTAGa)

327 She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment

Good luck with that
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 05, 2024 02:15 PM (9CJNc)

Most people, probably somewhere north of 90%, who tell you they're bipolar, actually have borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

328 "taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man."

============

She looks very uncomfortable in her own body and has no sex appeal at all.

I bet she's unbelievably lame in bed.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (i7Q7S)

329 Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer Is Afraid Of His Dick
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

But not mine!

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

330 >>King Chuckles has prostate cancer.

He should get a 2nd Opinion.

I bet it is Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (suRnK)

331 Guess who's back? Back again?
Sponge is back, tell a friend...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

332 The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis 🏳️‍🌈 "

I wish that had come out before now.
===
Also just made public, Ron DeSantis fills his cowboy boots with gasoline before he puts them on because he likes how it feels.

Posted by: Other little know DeSantis facts at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Y6y0e)

333 320 Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer Is Afraid Of His Dick
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

Pfft. He has an innie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (x0n13)

334 Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (dIske)

That's disinformation. Beau was slain by white nationalists at a trans pride parade, hater.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

335
I mean, come on

http://tinyurl.com/4hutwtec

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:17 PM

Not sure what side you're on but I see a woman in her mid 30's. Certainly okay, but unless she has a billion dollars and a billion dollar personality? Not interested.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (nIvob)

336 "She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment"

Everything else aside, I hope she gets better. Mental illness is no joke.
_________

She talks about it openly. She tries to cope with it by adjusting her schedule and people around her are very accommodating to her needs. I appreciate that unlike other celebrities with psychological problems (Stephen King, Angelina Jolie, Michael Moore, Greta Thunberg) she doesn't feel the need to scold and preach to others based on her infirmities. I consider CZJ to be dignified about (and despite) her condition.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (lf83v)

337 What’s funny (not “ha ha”

is seeing all the signs and adverts and PSA exhorting the population to STOP HUMAN TRAFFICKING!!!

While we have open borders, cheerfully endorsed by the government.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (nSm9j)

338 >>Guys what did Taylor Swift do to you

She has a summer home right down the road and has the reputation of being very nice to the locals. I don't care what she does or who she does so long as she doesn't get political.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (LkLld)

339 Zendaya and Taylor Swidt are both no goes here. Dudes, who exactly are you attracted to? lol.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (YofvK)

340 Hey New York, Under The New Immigration Bill, All Of Those Immigrants Already In NYC Will Be Joined by Many More

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

341 Stunning turn of events...

@ConceptualJames 2m
LOL
"Companies test out different ways to talk about ESG without saying 'ESG'"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (IG4Id)

342 332 Also just made public, Ron DeSantis fills his cowboy boots with gasoline before he puts them on because he likes how it feels.
Posted by: Other little know DeSantis facts at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Y6y0e)

Vaseline, Gasoline,
Gasoline, Vaseline,
Let's call the whole thing off . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (x0n13)

343 313 Zeta Jones is beautiful. But its rumored she's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand

She's bipolar. She's admitted it, and I believe is seeking treatment
---------------
Didn't she kill Michael Douglas?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (DyHJQ)

344 Gasoline=vasoline
ESAD spellchecker

Posted by: Other little know DeSantis facts at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (Y6y0e)

345 325 I think we should have a weekly thread on Hollywood's Best Racks.

For Science.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Don't we already have several of those a day? Not complaining, mind you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

Yeah, but without all the extraneous BS.

BOOBS ONLY

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

346
Take back your brats,
Take back your drugs.
What made you think
That you'd be greeted with hugs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (xG4kz)

347 Became famous enough that she's everywhere all the time and largely unavoidable.

Plus, dat bitch cray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

She's an op. You know how you know she's an op? Because everyone in corporate media is denying she's an op, and says you're crazy if you think so.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (dGCAG)

348 The trucker convoy should stop in DC and give GOPe senators a piece of their minds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (4ETP4)

349 I bet it is Toxic Shock Syndrome.
Posted by: garrett

No, no, King Tampon *causes* toxic shock syndrome.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (dnapV)

350 Sounds like Lankford got "The Call." He's going to go full Romney/L. Cheney/Kinzinger. This is all about the election, and making sure Trump doesn't win. Biden* needs a "border bill" passed so he can say he "fixed" the problem and "help is on the way." Lankford has probably been offered a cabinet position in a Biden* second term.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (qUkBO)

351 "I bet she's unbelievably lame in bed.
Posted by: Jay in PA"

Like fucking an air mattress.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (vFG9F)

352 322 He still can be VP, but his run was not necessary at this point in time. I think that he can be POTUS eventually. He's not even close to 50 years old right now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (nOUPg)

But maybe, just once, it'd be nice for a man to be president while his body still makes high amounts of testosterone?

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (UnA8+)

353 She has a summer home right down the road and has the reputation of being very nice to the locals.

I've also heard that she treats her employees very well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (9yWhg)

354 All women are bi.
You just have to figure out which:
Bipolar or bisexual.
__________

Or "Buy Everything."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (lf83v)

355 288 Taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man.
Posted by: Montec
--------
Two different categories aka apples and oranges---what men look for in hoes is different than what men look for in a wife.

Who'd want Tay Tay for a wife? She doesn't seem that bright outside of her entertainment field nor does she appear particularly maternal. Her fidelity would also be dubious along with obnoxious publicity entourage following her.

There is a reason that a lot of women getting to the top of their professions have unhappy home lives. Often true for males as well.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (ysVwb)

356 Sounds like Lankford got "The Call." He's going to go full Romney/L. Cheney/Kinzinger. This is all about the election, and making sure Trump doesn't win. Biden* needs a "border bill" passed so he can say he "fixed" the problem and "help is on the way." Lankford has probably been offered a cabinet position in a Biden* second term.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

He's a goner if Stitt goes for his seat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

357 That he allowed himself to be suckered into running by money calls his judgment into question.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (NwTOZ)

358 330 >>King Chuckles has prostate cancer.

He should get a 2nd Opinion.

I bet it is Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (suRnK)

Rickets

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

359 331 Guess who's back? Back again?
Sponge is back, tell a friend...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

Our Sponge is back
and you're gonna be in trouble

Hey now, hey now ... our Sponge is back

Posted by: The Angels at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (TTAGa)

360 328 "taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man."

============

She looks very uncomfortable in her own body and has no sex appeal at all.

I bet she's unbelievably lame in bed.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (i7Q7S)

Tay Tay is unbelievably plain. She’s a pop tart that doesn’t even have the benefit of being hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (nSm9j)

361 Didn't she kill Michael Douglas?
====
Not my fault he liked to lick my taint.

Posted by: CZJ at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (Y6y0e)

362 >>348 The trucker convoy should stop in DC and give GOPe senators a piece of their minds
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Strap them to their grills and drive away like they did in Mad Max.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (eYF7X)

363 The trucker convoy should stop in DC and give GOPe senators a piece of their minds
__________

They are not going into the J-6 jurisdiction.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (lf83v)

364 7-11 went all out pro ESG. I saw an article about it and all the comments were hilarious. Along the line of clean your disgusting bathrooms then worry about saving the rest of the planet.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (YofvK)

365 >>But maybe, just once, it'd be nice for a man to be president while his body still makes high amounts of testosterone?

In theory we had that with Obama. How did that work out?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (LkLld)

366 I got no beef with Taylor's looks. She's not a smokeshow, but she's attractive. WB. I just can't stand her fake cartoon image, her odious leftwing politics, the non-stop media obsession with her and her fake gay commie cocksucking "boyfriend," and how so many idiots act like this pop twat using heavy autotune is the second coming of Calliope.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

367 Didn't she kill Michael Douglas?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (DyHJQ)

She gave me crotch rot of the throat. It was worth it.

But no, I don't want to go in the cart.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

368 >>Tay Tay is unbelievably plain. She’s a pop tart

without Frosting.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (suRnK)

369 @328

>>She looks very uncomfortable in her own body and has no sex appeal at all.

She's listed at 5'11", she wears high heels and her upper body is smaller than her lower body, so a lot of the time she moves in a manner reminiscent of the aliens from Close Encounters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (rc3Z7)

370 They'll sleep, they'll sneeze. Some are bashful....but snitches get stitches. Ain't no clamhammering dwarf named Snitchy.
Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (dIske)

Mrs D just gave me a weird look for snorting out loud.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (W/lyH)

371 336 She talks about it openly. She tries to cope with it by adjusting her schedule and people around her are very accommodating to her needs. I appreciate that unlike other celebrities with psychological problems (Stephen King, Angelina Jolie, Michael Moore, Greta Thunberg) she doesn't feel the need to scold and preach to others based on her infirmities. I consider CZJ to be dignified about (and despite) her condition.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:21 PM (lf83v)

Honest about her situation and makes reasonable efforts to not let it be disruptive? That's about +30 hotness points right there.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (PZvjL)

372 354 All women are bi.
You just have to figure out which:
Bipolar or bisexual.
__________

Or "Buy Everything."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (lf83v)

*SNORT!*

Met my wife, have you?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (T+Iwg)

373 I'm supposed to love XYZ in order to be considered Normal and Acceptable, therefore I will make a giant show out of my hatred for XYZ because Fuck You.

It's a time honored formula. Ain't a big deal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (VoAdT)

374 350 Sounds like Lankford got "The Call." He's going to go full Romney/L. Cheney/Kinzinger. This is all about the election, and making sure Trump doesn't win. Biden* needs a "border bill" passed so he can say he "fixed" the problem and "help is on the way." Lankford has probably been offered a cabinet position in a Biden* second term.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (qUkBO)

Shades of '07. This shit is toxic and even some of the usual scumbags like Cornyn are backing away, or appearing to do so.

No way this can pass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (x0n13)

375 The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis

Good thing he isn't the nominee then, I guess. I guess I was wrong for liking DeSantis and being open to him running in 2028.

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (ky+MF)

376 She’s a pop tart

without Frosting.
Posted by: garrett at

Why do these even exist?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (CIS44)

377 I thought Beau Biden was killed by a tropical disfiguring disease.

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

378 All women are bi.
You just have to figure out which:
Bipolar or bisexual.

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (Ki//m)

379
No, no, King Tampon *causes* toxic shock syndrome.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 05, 2024 02:22 PM (dnapV)

Is this like that whole "Church's Chicken and Sickle Cell" thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

380 >>King Chuckles has prostate cancer.

The BBC says it is not prostate cancer. But state media ( shrugs).

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (O9EMC)

381 Tay Tay is unbelievably plain. She’s a pop tart that doesn’t even have the benefit of being hot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

She's a last call 6.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (FVME7)

382 365 In theory we had that with Obama. How did that work out?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (LkLld)

Nobody thought Barry was High-T.

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

383 In other news regarding the invasion of America - I have now received my 8th piece of campaign literature from some org for N. Haley. This one was a door hanging so someone paid for foot troops to distribute this trash.

It was an expensive piece of literature.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (SAX5G)

384 >>Why do these even exist?

Because teaching kids how to Cut themselves is wrong.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (suRnK)

385 Mmmm pop tarts.

Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (YofvK)

386 Taylor Swift would get noticed, no matter what. She's reasonably fit and reasonably attractive but has something a lot of gals don't have: height. 3" heels and She's 6'2" and that alone will turn heads.

Is there anything resembling a personality? Probably not, as I don't think Ms Swift is terribly bright.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

387 >>Why do these even exist?

It's like the Kaboom of Breakfast pastries.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (suRnK)

388 Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

Autotune has killed a lot of my enthusiasm for modern 'artists'.

Gotta admit, I do like that Country is dis'n Garth Brooks. Country Liberal is an OxyMoron...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (xaFKb)

389 368 >>Tay Tay is unbelievably plain. She’s a pop tart

without Frosting.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (suRnK)

Her career was dead as of 5 years ago or so. Suddenly she's bigger than the Beatles, Elvis and Slim Whitman combined?

Yeah, it's some kind of weird op. And it won't work. The usual black grievance mongers are pissed that she dared shut out blacks at the Grammys and regular blacks are enraged with us at Biden about the border.

Fail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (x0n13)

390 359 331 Guess who's back? Back again?
Sponge is back, tell a friend...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

Our Sponge is back
and you're gonna be in trouble

Hey now, hey now ... our Sponge is back

Posted by: The Angels at February 05, 2024 02:23 PM (TTAGa)

Sponge is back, He hit the sack
It's been too long, I'm glad that he's back

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (wtvvX)

391
King Charles has prostate cancer

All those holding their
"King Charles is a tranny"
betting slips are now tearing
them in two in disgust.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (xG4kz)

392 She’s a pop tart

without Frosting.
Posted by: garrett at

Why do these even exist?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (CIS44)

The Catholic Church, in an effort to get more people to come to mass, considered using pop tarts.

They ultimately said no, because they didn't want to LOSE more parishioners.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (dGCAG)

393 Country Liberal is an OxyMoron...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (xaFKb)

"Country Liberal" makes my brain conjure up an image of John Stuart Mill....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (VoAdT)

394 T Swift does have some lovely legs.

And, in many scenarios, that's enough.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (suRnK)

395 Taytay isn’t A smoke show, but she’s attractive and very fuckable. Some of you peeps are weird man.
===
Rule 1. Never stick it in 🤪. Never. She might not have been Crazy to start, but 15 years in the spotlight and riding the carousel 🎠 of cocks and that's unbangable.

Posted by: CZJ at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (Y6y0e)

396 King Chuckles has prostate cancer.

The BBC says it is not prostate cancer. But state media ( shrugs).
Posted by: Northernlurker

Read the release from buckingham a little better this time, went in for enlarged prostate tests show some kind of cancer, didnt say what.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS44)

397 As Dan Bongino has pointed out Section 212(F) of the Immigration and Naturalization Act already gives the President the authority to close the border. He doesn't need any further power. He can close it anytime he wants.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (CecP5)

398 They'll sleep, they'll sneeze. Some are bashful....but snitches get stitches. Ain't no clamhammering dwarf named Snitchy.
Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 02:19 PM (dIske)

Mrs D just gave me a weird look for snorting out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes

Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (uiWTm)

399 Is there anything resembling a personality? Probably not, as I don't think Ms Swift is terribly bright.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

You don't amass a fortune as large as hers without some smarts...

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (TTAGa)

400 King Chuckles has prostate cancer.
__________

(In Queen Victoria accent)

We are not amused.

Posted by: King Charles Royal Atrophied Testicles at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (lf83v)

401 261 Ron ‘the faggot’ DeSantis has gone public with his 1000+ troopers to Texas all the other talking governors should go public with their numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (NwTOZ)

Why? I think DeSantis made a mistake by divulging this info. Make the fed guess.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (BdMk6)

Yeah but he owes the taxpayers of FL an explanation of what he is doing with FL law enforcement.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (nSm9j)

402 Gotta admit, I do like that Country is dis'n Garth Brooks. Country Liberal is an OxyMoron...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (xaFKb)

Isn't that the current heart and soul of Austin City Limits nowadays?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (D7oie)

403 394 T Swift does have some lovely legs.

And, in many scenarios, that's enough.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (suRnK)

She has the body of a drinking straw.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

404 without Frosting.
Posted by: garrett at

Why do these even exist?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (CIS44)
---------

Self-flagellation

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (G0vdT)

405 373 I'm supposed to love XYZ in order to be considered Normal and Acceptable, therefore I will make a giant show out of my hatred for XYZ because Fuck You.

It's a time honored formula. Ain't a big deal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:25 PM (VoAdT)

Welcome to the Loyal Order of the Curmudgeonly.

We don't have cookies, but cocktails start at.... shit... whenever.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (xaFKb)

406 Those toaster strudels with the icing you put on yourself are good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (R4t5M)

407 Isn't that the current heart and soul of Austin City Limits nowadays?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (D7oie)

Alt Country is a different animal altogether.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (VoAdT)

408 >>Nobody thought Barry was High-T.

I honestly don't care about age. People age differently. I care about having the stamina and energy to do the job.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (LkLld)

409 There were several cases of sexual abuse of minors that happened in that camp and were prosecuted and convictions resulted. There is very little doubt the Deep State is blackmailing Lankford over pedophilia, whether his own or something he covered up for others.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
---------
Thanks for the info. Seems to have a similar background to Ben Sasse who was involved in the page program just before the House ended it after Foley's and Kolbe's pederasty.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (ysVwb)

//////////////////////////////////////////

This all goes back to the 600 "raw" FBI files found in the Clinton residence, IMHO. Only it wasn't 600...it was more like 6000 I'd bet (600 was just the 'cover' number for the gullible).

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (gTOWL)

410 > She has a summer home right down the road and has the reputation of being very nice to the locals. I don't care what she does or who she does so long as she doesn't get political.

This JackStraw character is one of our most distinguished Morons, isn't he? Former Clinton WH worker, lives near mega rich people, backs up his statements with reasonable logic and foresight. He's MooMoo without the desperation and assholery.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (R38qh)

411
In other news regarding the invasion of America - I have now received my 8th piece of campaign literature from some org for N. Haley. This one was a door hanging so someone paid for foot troops to distribute this trash.

I am getting emails from (D) candidates for U.S. Senator from Florida and Nevada. No idea why.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (xG4kz)

412 Glad I stuck around for the "Sponge song lyric" competition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

413 397 As Dan Bongino has pointed out Section 212(F) of the Immigration and Naturalization Act already gives the President the authority to close the border. He doesn't need any further power. He can close it anytime he wants.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (CecP5)

One page, two sentences:

Hart-Celler 1965 is hereby repealed.
Simpson-Mazzoli 1986 us hereby repealed.

After that, mass deportations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (x0n13)

414 As Dan Bongino has pointed out Section 212(F) of the Immigration and Naturalization Act already gives the President the authority to close the border. He doesn't need any further power. He can close it anytime he wants.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

Bongino is about to have DJT on his radio show, coming up right now. They will probably talk about this.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (vFG9F)

415 399 Is there anything resembling a personality? Probably not, as I don't think Ms Swift is terribly bright.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

You don't amass a fortune as large as hers without some smarts...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (TTAGa)

Uh... she came from Money.. Daddy Warbucks type money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (xaFKb)

416 Nobody thought Barry was High-T.
________

Grab me. Oooh baby. Tighter. Tighter.

Posted by: 10-Pound Handweights at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (lf83v)

417 >>Those toaster strudels with the icing you put on yourself are good.

Until someone uses 2 Frosting Packets and leaves you with the last one and no frosting.

I bet that causes more homicide deaths per year than most would think.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (suRnK)

418 389 368 >>Tay Tay is unbelievably plain. She’s a pop tart

without Frosting.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:24 PM (suRnK)

Her career was dead as of 5 years ago or so. Suddenly she's bigger than the Beatles, Elvis and Slim Whitman combined?

Yeah, it's some kind of weird op. And it won't work. The usual black grievance mongers are pissed that she dared shut out blacks at the Grammys and regular blacks are enraged with us at Biden about the border.

Fail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (x0n13)
____________

It started as an op to sell her concert tickets a few years ago. Gullible parents tricked into spending crazy money for their tweens to watch some beanpole use autotune. Then it kind of died down -- thankfully -- and then hit afterburners again with the Kelce thing. Media is desperate for cheap celebrity gossip and obsequious polesmoking. Taylor's been that go-to for the last year or so.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

419 Those toaster strudels with the icing you put on yourself are good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (R4t5M)

Good God man, why are you smearing yourself with icing?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (D7oie)

420 Those toaster strudels with the icing you put on yourself are good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, re

And were invented by Gretchen Wieners's Grandpa.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)

421 416 Nobody thought Barry was High-T.
________

Grab me. Oooh baby. Tighter. Tighter.

Posted by: 10-Pound Handweights at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (lf83v)

I LOLd.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

422 Is there anything resembling a personality? Probably not, as I don't think Ms Swift is terribly bright.

***********

I saw an interview of her

Your assessment is accurate

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (VTu1l)

423 Biden Brags About Defying Supreme Court Ruling on Student Loan Bailout, Claims Debt Cancellation is FREE, “It’s Not Costing People”

We do not have enough evidence to impeach the President - GOP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (eYF7X)

424 When it still looked very much like Trump would win on election night in 2020, Chinese markets were crashing. Not tanking. Crashing. Then that terlit in GA broke, and they had to stop the election, but everything turned out ok for China.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (0FoWg)

425 Glad I stuck around for the "Sponge song lyric" competition.
Posted by: Sponge

Well, the Queensryche lyric competition would've gotten us banned.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (9yWhg)

426 One page, two sentences:

Hart-Celler 1965 is hereby repealed.
Simpson-Mazzoli 1986 us hereby repealed.

After that, mass deportations.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:30 PM (x0n13)

Third sentence, as CONGRESS is in charge of defining Citizenship, not the Supreme Court, we declare Dual Citizenship once again illegal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (xaFKb)

427 397 As Dan Bongino has pointed out Section 212(F) of the Immigration and Naturalization Act already gives the President the authority to close the border. He doesn't need any further power. He can close it anytime he wants.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (CecP5)

+++++
Yes. It is right there in black and white.

This reminds me of abortion proponents who insist that the only way to avoid a baby is abortion. There are preventive measures, believe it or not.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (7YG60)

428 The left provokes wars that others have to clean up. Unfortunately innocents suffer and die in these wars.

Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (NxC5+)

429 418 Posted by: Elric Blade at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

Kanye is out of his mind these days, but second look at his grabbing the mic from Taylor Strumpet a few years back?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (x0n13)

430 Why do these even exist?

It's like the Kaboom of Breakfast pastries.
Posted by: garrett

They ain't no Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis.
(Lightly brushed with a honey butter spread)

(Which is legalized crack)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (uiWTm)

431 She has the body of a drinking straw.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 02:29 PM (KbCG3)
-----------

Mmmm, not so much any more. She's thin but she has a maturing woman's body.

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (G0vdT)

432 You don't amass a fortune as large as hers without some smarts...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (TTAGa)
----

Taylor is reported to have recently had a revelation about music being poetry with instruments. Or some such.

Taylor probably has a great financial team that looks out for her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (tT6L1)

433 I don't care what she does or who she does so long as she doesn't get political.

*****************

She got political during 2020

She's a ho

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 05, 2024 02:32 PM (VTu1l)

434 Her career was dead as of 5 years ago or so. Suddenly she's bigger than the Beatles, Elvis and Slim Whitman combined?

Yeah, it's some kind of weird op. And it won't work. The usual black grievance mongers are pissed that she dared shut out blacks at the Grammys and regular blacks are enraged with us at Biden about the border.

Fail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:27 PM (x0n13)

It's election season and she's got more followers in America than the margin of victory in swing states. She's gonna pimp for Biden like he's an ex-boyfriend and she needs a #1 hit to make ends meet.

The whole Swift/Kelce NFL thing is 100% an op. Suddenly, they're a couple, she's attending NFL games and he's shilling for Pfizer and the vax..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

435 IIRC Taylor Swift has fought a lot of legal battles with the music industry over royalties and creative control and such, so she's probably smarter than she'd otherwise get credit for. I suspect that, like Madonna and Lady Gaga, she just figured out that being the big dumb pop star pays way better than the alternative and went for it. Can't say I wouldn't do the same if I saw all those extra zeroes floating around.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 02:33 PM (PZvjL)

436
clamhammering

There needs to be a potent adult beverage named "Clamhammerer".

The commercials would be a snortfest of double entendres.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:33 PM (xG4kz)

437 How about this?

You get caught being an illegal in this country once, your ass is deported.

You get caught a second time, you are horsewhipped, then deported.

You get caught a third time, you have an immediate date with the (not NASCAR) noose.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (ufFY8)

438 Someone who is deported gets a chip in their brain. If they get within ten miles of the US Border, it explodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TVRRM)

439

Letitia James Taylor Swift Boat . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (x0n13)

440 She got political during 2020

She's a ho
Posted by: The Unvaxed

And every single time Marsha Blackburn runs for office.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)

441 The Sponge is back in town
The Sponge is back in town

(repeat 100 times)

Posted by: Thin Lizzy at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (vFG9F)

442
Well, the Queensryche lyric competition would've gotten us banned.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 05, 2024 02:31 PM (9yWhg)

I resemble that remark......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

443 "The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis"

I think that is sarcasm, people

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (/Td2i)

444 You don't amass a fortune as large as hers without some smarts...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (TTAGa)

Uh... she came from Money.. Daddy Warbucks type money.
Posted by: Romeo13
-------
Related to the Swift Meatpacking folks.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (ysVwb)

445 436
clamhammering

There needs to be a potent adult beverage named "Clamhammerer".

The commercials would be a snortfest of double entendres.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:33 PM (xG4kz)

Wagner's uncompleted work from the Ring Cycle . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (x0n13)

446 Oh my God Nikki Haley just did the SNL cold open. Acting like an audience questioner of tfg and getting a lot of time. A LOT of time.

If she wanted to get attention for her campaign this will work. Hopefully Trump is going to have a full blown meltdown once he sees it.

Dumb desperate stunt. She’s grasping for any air time she can get to stay relevant at this point. I’m surprised SNL gave it to her.

Yay! Help normalize someonenthat would sign a national abortion ban as prez.

The guy who plays Trump is perfect, as well as hilarious. He can carry the whole skit alone, and bringing in that phony, little scumbag just took all the air out of it. She is vile, and was a fucking horrible Governor.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 05, 2024 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

447 Completely OT: What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 02:35 PM (FVME7)

448 >>There needs to be a potent adult beverage named "Clamhammerer".

'Cooler than rolling over on the Wet Spot'

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (suRnK)

449 "I am getting emails from (D) candidates for U.S. Senator from Florida and Nevada"

Check to see if you're registered to vote there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (ou9hh)

450 Anthony Blinken and Hillary Clinton have had talks with Vlad Putin, which only goes to show that any moron can get an interview with Putin, so why not Carlson ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

451 Random thought just came to me...

Is S.E. Cupp still a thing? or no?

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (53oGX)

452 She's an op. You know how you know she's an op? Because everyone in corporate media is denying she's an op, and says you're crazy if you think so.

And we're now being scolded 24x7 if we reject the notion that she's the Second Coming.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (V8he0)

453 I don't get the attraction to Tay Tay.

If you introduced her as your girl, I wouldn't insist you put your dog on a leash or anything, but she's kinda boring in terms of her looks. Nothing bad. Just not particularly eye-catching either.

I hope we can all stop hearing about her soon.

Posted by: All the attention feels manufactured at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (UMHqX)

454 IIRC Taylor Swift has fought a lot of legal battles with the music industry over royalties and creative control and such, so she's probably smarter than she'd otherwise get credit for.
__________

IIRC, she lost the rights to her original set of hit songs and albums. Someone purchased them from the studio and she had to go out and re-record her own songs to sell them and pay royalties to the new owner, or some such thing.

She's only good at bitching about ex-boyfriends to infantilized women who bitch about ex-boyfriends.

Posted by: 10-Pound Handweights at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (lf83v)

455 You get deported, your employer gets to pay for the airfare.
If you are unemployed, you get a lien placed against you for the expense, and a 20% bounty for anyone who can collect within the US

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (D7oie)

456 Is S.E. Cupp still a thing? or no?

********

Who?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (VTu1l)

457 438 Someone who is deported gets a chip in their brain. If they get within ten miles of the US Border, it explodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TVRRM)

Hmmmm..... Just coincidentally...

Posted by: Elon at February 05, 2024 02:36 PM (xaFKb)

458 >>Is S.E. Cupp still a thing?

A 40+ year old thing...

so. No.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (suRnK)

459 Trump says he thought "5000 a day" was a typo.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (vFG9F)

460 IIRC, she lost the rights to her original set of hit songs and albums. Someone purchased them from the studio and she had to go out and re-record her own songs to sell them and pay royalties to the new owner, or some such thing.

She's only good at bitching about ex-boyfriends to infantilized women who bitch about ex-boyfriends.
Posted by: 10-Pound Handweights a

That's where the (Taylor's Version) of some songs comes form

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (CIS44)

461 There needs to be a potent adult beverage named "Clamhammerer".

Comes in two flavors: Bearded and Fart

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

462 I hope we can all stop hearing about her soon.
----------------
Super Bowl is this Sunday. You will be made to see Tay Tay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (DyHJQ)

463 "Didn't Beau die at the Alamo?
Posted by: Northernlurker"

That was before he died at Omaha Beach

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (JojsZ)

464 Taylor Swift has a terrible body.
Same with her personality.
I really don't understand what anyone sees in her.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (/Td2i)

465 Letitia James Taylor Swift Boat . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
__________

Perfect. That's gotta stick.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (lf83v)

466 413 397 As Dan Bongino has pointed out Section 212(F) of the Immigration and Naturalization Act already gives the President the authority to close the border. He doesn't need any further power. He can close it anytime he wants.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:28 PM (CecP5)

Upon inauguration, announce that the border will be closed from Feb 1 to Feb 10. Use that time to build a wall from the Pacific to the Gulf, and to build facilities on our side of the border for issuing exit visas for people leaving the country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (nSm9j)

467 >>There needs to be a potent adult beverage named "Clamhammerer".

So...would adding Clamato make it a RedHammer?

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (suRnK)

468 > Is S.E. Cupp still a thing? or no?

She's still on TV. I don't think anyone here watches her. Girl got real thickk.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (R38qh)

469 She's only good at bitching about ex-boyfriends to infantilized women who bitch about ex-boyfriends.

*******************

I have a coworker who is mid at best who worships Tay and recently got married

A note to stupid fucking american soygots, if your girl is into a singer whose claim to fame is singing autotuned songs about failed relationships, get out now

Fucking simps

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (VTu1l)

470
"The noted Globalist Establishment Shill Homosexual Groomer Ron DeSantis"

I think that is sarcasm, people

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM

Have you ever heard DeSantis deny it? No. There's your proof.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (nIvob)

471 451 Random thought just came to me...

Is S.E. Cupp still a thing? or no?
Posted by: Inogame
--------
Her cup runneth out.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (ysVwb)

472
Check to see if you're registered to vote there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade

Oh, good point!

I have never lived in either place but that means "jack" and "squat" these days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (xG4kz)

473 Completely OT: What could possibly go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/2xrr544m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (FVME7)

474 Super Bowl is this Sunday. You will be made to see Tay Tay.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (DyHJQ)

Unless you don’t watch the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (nSm9j)

475 IIRC, she lost the rights to her original set of hit songs and albums. Someone purchased them from the studio and she had to go out and re-record her own songs to sell them and pay royalties to the new owner, or some such thing.
===
George soros bought them.
Dun dun duuunnnnnnn.

Posted by: CZJ at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (Y6y0e)

476
So...would adding Clamato make it a RedHammer?
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (suRnK)

"Earn your red wings the easier way....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

477 all the other talking governors should go public with their numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 01:58 PM (NwTOZ)

Why? I think DeSantis made a mistake by divulging this info. Make the fed guess.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 02:12 PM (BdMk6)
———

1. Talk is cheap

2. Public knowledge of each governor sending 1000 would get the nation’s attention & be abighelp to the cause & Texas.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (NwTOZ)

478 437 How about this?

You get caught being an illegal in this country once, your ass is deported.

You get caught a second time, you are horsewhipped, then deported.

You get caught a third time, you have an immediate date with the (not NASCAR) noose.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (ufFY

Can we inject Drano into their eyeballs first?

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

479 438 Someone who is deported gets a chip in their brain. If they get within ten miles of the US Border, it explodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TVRRM)

Nope... because won't be watchin...

Usually a good day to snow ski, slopes are not crowded... will have to watch the weather though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (xaFKb)

480 I'm so tired of hearing about Taylor Swift EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.

Most overexposed celebrity I've ever seen. Enough is enough and we passed enough awhile ago. I swear I'm gonna turn on some documentary about rocketry or something and the narrator's gonna say "Project Nike was initiated in 1945, 44 short years before Taylor Swift would be born."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (0FoWg)

481 S.E. Cupp went full left and she is not aging well.
Letting herself go.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:40 PM (/Td2i)

482 "You know how you know she's an op? Because everyone in corporate media is denying she's an op, and says you're crazy if you think so.

If they say "without evidence" then that is absolute proof it she is an op.

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2024 02:40 PM (JojsZ)

483 Is S.E. Cupp still a thing? or no?
Posted by: Inogame
--------
Her cup runneth out.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (ysVwb)

You wanna see her throw a temper tantrum? Have CBP demand her passport at a port of entry when trying to renter the country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 02:40 PM (nSm9j)

484 I don't get any respect.

Posted by: Tom Swift at February 05, 2024 02:40 PM (vFG9F)

485 > IIRC, she lost the rights to her original set of hit songs and albums. Someone purchased them from the studio and she had to go out and re-record her own songs to sell them and pay royalties to the new owner, or some such thing.

This is mostly true, but it downplays what she did. When she re-recorded and sold "Taylor's Version" of those songs she lost in litigation, her "new" albums sold a gazillion copies and she got all of the money for them.

Seems pretty smart to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (R38qh)

486 Yeah, her music is not my thing , and she is an unsettled lib, and I am not her audience, but she has been the thing and winning awards nonstop for the last 13 years. She started with country and then...expanded her reach. She is not out of nowhere new kid on the block.

Posted by: runner at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (V13WU)

487 Someone who is deported gets a chip in their brain. If they get within ten miles of the US Border, it explodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TVRRM)

Nope... because won't be watchin...

Usually a good day to snow ski, slopes are not crowded... will have to watch the weather though.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (xaFKb)

This seems an odd conversation.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

488 Live by the tight wool sweater, die by the tight wool sweater.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (VoAdT)

489 Third sentence, as CONGRESS is in charge of defining Citizenship, not the Supreme Court, we declare Dual Citizenship once again illegal.
____

Third sentence, continues - and as, the Supreme Court incorrectly interpreted the 14th in a way that is contra the original meaning and intent of the amendment, Congress hereby removes US citizenship for children born in the US or it's territories of parents who are both non-US citizens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (fs1hN)

490 If only there were some way to keep people from coming back into the country once they were deported!

Help us Senate Republicans, you're our only hope!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (sTzSX)

491 Completely OT: What could possibly go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/2xrr544m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (FVME7)

This is a Gargoyle IRL

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (D7oie)

492 I have a coworker who is mid at best who worships Tay and recently got married

A note to stupid fucking american soygots, if your girl is into a singer whose claim to fame is singing autotuned songs about failed relationships, get out now

Fucking simps
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 05, 2024 02:38 PM (VTu1l)

When I first started dating Mrs. Scrutinizer, I noticed she had a...Nickleback CD in her car.

Don't judge a book by its musical choices.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (KbCG3)

493
Super Bowl is this Sunday. You will be made to see Tay Tay.

Posted by: Pudinhead

Not when I do not bother to watch it for the umpteeneth year in a row!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (xG4kz)

494 Completely OT: What could possibly go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/2xrr544m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (FVME7)

LOL

What a douchebag.

Like those idiots that would talk out loud in crowds to their business associates with their newfangled Bluetooth things in their ears.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2024 02:42 PM (ufFY8)

495 480 I'm so tired of hearing about Taylor Swift EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.

Most overexposed celebrity I've ever seen. Enough is enough and we passed enough awhile ago. I swear I'm gonna turn on some documentary about rocketry or something and the narrator's gonna say "Project Nike was initiated in 1945, 44 short years before Taylor Swift would be born."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (0FoWg)

They're going to recenter the calendar so that we're divided between "Before Taylor" and "Year of Tay Tay"

Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

496 453 I don't get the attraction to Tay Tay.

If you introduced her as your girl, I wouldn't insist you put your dog on a leash or anything, but she's kinda boring in terms of her looks. Nothing bad. Just not particularly eye-catching either.

I hope we can all stop hearing about her soon.
Posted by: All the attention feels manufactured
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She will be the new Bruce Springsteen for the Dem party now that his fans are in nursing homes.

The left focuses on culture while conservatives invent new ways of surrendering via arguing idiocies like the Conservative Case for Tay Tay.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:42 PM (ysVwb)

497 487 Someone who is deported gets a chip in their brain. If they get within ten miles of the US Border, it explodes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TVRRM)

Nope... because won't be watchin...

Usually a good day to snow ski, slopes are not crowded... will have to watch the weather though.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:39 PM (xaFKb)

This seems an odd conversation.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Awkkkk... was supposed to be a paste of the being forced to watch Tay Tay.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 02:42 PM (xaFKb)

498
When I first started dating Mrs. Scrutinizer, I noticed she had a...Nickleback CD in her car.

Nickleback had a good song.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (nIvob)

499 Taylor is reported to have recently had a revelation about music being poetry with instruments. Or some such.
-----
Rossini once observed that singing is the theory that the words will sound less idiotic when set to music.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (0gvpA)

500 nood

Posted by: Tom Swift at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (vFG9F)

501 This guy has the solution to illegals crossing the border

https://youtu.be/9HDird3yjKE?si=SsIAR_YercXb-ndM

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (geLO8)

502 >>> After I was accused of taking stances and saying things I never said or implied in any way, shape or form, I just went about my business after speaking my peace in one thread.

Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah I understand the reasons for the hostility. And joking aside it's all going to be contentious for many years to come as a result. I've given up on government, politics. But I still care about the people here.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Y6IkP)

503 Those toaster strudels with the icing you put on yourself are good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024
*
Good God man, why are you smearing yourself with icing?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024

***
Icing smells better than Lume?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

504 This guy has the solution to illegals crossing the border

https://youtu.be/9HDird3yjKE?si=SsIAR_YercXb-ndM
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2024 02:43 PM

The figure wearing a sombrero makes that whole thing racist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

505 I'm back for a brief period after getting into arguments in Anatolia. In fact Taylor Swift's dad owns a significant investment of the catalog that was 'yanked from her' so it's a win-win and I think there is going to be a very unpleasant reckoning with that family.

475 IIRC, she lost the rights to her original set of hit songs and albums. Someone purchased them from the studio and she had to go out and re-record her own songs to sell them and pay royalties to the new owner, or some such thing
Posted by: CZJ'

Taylor Swift lost the rights to her bedroom-floor songs to a consortium with a serious investment from her own parents.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:44 PM (OJ1IG)

506 This seems an odd conversation.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

It's the Horde, so...

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 05, 2024 02:44 PM (TTAGa)

507 Not when I do not bother to watch it for the umpteeneth year in a row!
==
It's really easy to thwart the psyh op. Do something else. 🤔

Posted by: CZJ at February 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Y6y0e)

508 As a general rule, if one famous person is famously dating another famous person, it is an op. Not necessarily an intelligence-frenz op, often it's just the two famous people's publicity people doing their jobs, but an op nonetheless.

Posted by: CppThis at February 05, 2024 02:45 PM (PZvjL)

509 493
Super Bowl is this Sunday. You will be made to see Tay Tay.

Posted by: Pudinhead

Not when I do not bother to watch it for the umpteeneth year in a row!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:41 PM (xG4kz)

+++++

Can't remember the last time I watched a super bowl.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2024 02:45 PM (7YG60)

510 or Stevie Ray Vaughn
(wait that was a helicopter)

In that case, Kobe Bryant has flown into our hillside.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 05, 2024 02:45 PM (zdLoL)

511
DUIs? Car Insurance, like medical and residence, is going up and up thanks to that lawlessness. But let's add on both the legal and drugs now, too. More & more people out in public are half hit in the ass. Now what?
Fentanyl isn't going away when they can push Narcan, test stripes & rehab. Now we're facing the real old stuff found in some drug cookbook being mixed with other awful drugs.

Why are there any U. S. Senators and Representatives, I wonder. Here's an easy one to enforce, well, at least before it took to looking like people running down the hill in Born in East LA:

Selective Service System (gov): "If required to register with Selective Service, failure to register is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the registration requirement is subject to the same penalties."

Not once, that I'm aware, has one quoted the above U.S. law & demanded enforcement.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at February 05, 2024 02:46 PM (GshMh)

512 Third sentence, continues - and as, the Supreme Court incorrectly interpreted the 14th in a way that is contra the original meaning and intent of the amendment, Congress hereby removes US citizenship for children born in the US or it's territories of parents who are both non-US citizens.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Hugo Black once correctly criticized the Court for clause bound interpretations. The 14th Amendment was designed not to enshrine American citizenship on the world via anchor babies but to ensure that Blacks were citizens of the US reversing Dred Scott's odious reasoning.

A key part of Dred Scott was arguing that blacks, even free ones, could never be considered part of the US polity even if a state recognizes them as citizens. Taney used the Declaration of Independence to argue his demented opinion this was so.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 02:46 PM (ysVwb)

513 Super Bore Sunday refs will be under orders to throw lots of flags so Bud can run lots of commercials trying to shake off their Butt Light moniker.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 02:46 PM (tT6L1)

514
Completely OT: What could possibly go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/2xrr544m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

He will shortly traverse the well-traveled path from being a hood ornament to being a speed bump that brought us so many Darwin Award winners.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:47 PM (xG4kz)

515 HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME. I'm going to not watch a game!

Jesus Christ, guys, that really makes you Somebody.
Maybe we ought to discuss that point 10,000 more times.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 05, 2024 02:48 PM (zdLoL)

516 464 Taylor Swift has a terrible body.
Same with her personality.
I really don't understand what anyone sees in her.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 05, 2024 02:37 PM (/Td2i)
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Funny, I don't understand all the hate. Sure she's a lib, so what? So is everyone in the music industry.

As to Travis Kelce, I laugh at the "Op" angle. A little self promotions on both of their parts? Sure, but I what I find humorous is after dating all kinds of smart, sensitive, and progressive guys, Taylor Swift decides to settle down with NFL football player.

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

517 As a general rule, if one famous person is famously dating another famous person, it is an op. Not necessarily an intelligence-frenz op, often it's just the two famous people's publicity people doing their jobs, but an op nonetheless.
Posted by: CppThis

Especially when it's so over the top and in your face.

Most people, celebrities especially, prefer anonymity.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2024 02:49 PM (uiWTm)

518 TUCKER: What is your opinion of President Biden?

PUTIN: We’re convinced he is not running the country. Let’s say we have good sources that confirm that but it’s plain for anyone to see for themselves. The US has now entered into a dark period. It has unaccountable leadership.

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2024 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

519 326 I strongly suspect a great many contributors to this Blog would enthusiastically impose a crushing Theocracy on the USA.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 09:54 AM (43xH1)

It was supposed to happen in 1984 with Reagan and the moral majority. How'd that work out? The closest thing we have had is assholes parading around in "Handmaids Tale" costumes every time a non-Marxist judicial nominee takes the stand.
Dude, your statement is ridiculous. Be better than that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton'

Says the Jewish Intellectual Guy in NYC never in absolutely no risk whatsoever of being oppressed by any proponent of the Satanic Panic. Which DID ruin lives. I lived/still live in the rural/Rust Belt Midwest.
Back at you.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:50 PM (OJ1IG)

520 I hold that around 95 percent of females either are attractive or have the potential to be so. The other 5 percent could, for the most part, redeem themselves in a variety of ways...again, assuming that they want to.

Frumpy old maids get that way by choice, not by birth or upbringing.

I used to do a demonstration for girls who didn't think they were attractive. I would find a full length mirror and stand next to her and say: "Do you see those two people in the mirror? Can you tell me which one of those two people is the attractive one?" Mostly they would start laughing when it was pointed out to them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 05, 2024 02:51 PM (CecP5)

521
TUCKER: What is your opinion of President Biden?

PUTIN: We’re convinced he is not running the country. Let’s say we have good sources that confirm that but it’s plain for anyone to see for themselves. The US has now entered into a dark period. It has unaccountable leadership.

Posted by: SMOD

That right there is good for justifying shoveling another 80 billion to Ukraine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:51 PM (xG4kz)

522
Says the Jewish Intellectual Guy in NYC never in absolutely no risk whatsoever of being oppressed by any proponent of the Satanic Panic. Which DID ruin lives. I lived/still live in the rural/Rust Belt Midwest.
Back at you.

Posted by: LenNeal

Exhibit 1 in "How to Say I Have not Kept Up With the Blog Without Saying, 'I Have Not Kept Up With the Blog'"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2024 02:54 PM (xG4kz)

523 http://tinyurl.com/43ttuyzt

Taylor Swift's Byzantine financials.
Her parents are heavily involved. Her own father owns part of the buyout she's bitching about.
I said earlier today, when she crashes, and she will, it might make Michael Jackson look sane.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:56 PM (OJ1IG)

524 Holy shit, why do I talk to any of the 'regulars' here during the day.
Never mind.
I'm sorry I stopped in.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:58 PM (OJ1IG)

525 Would you rather have the Kaepernick harping again? The NFL, Pfizer, etc. get to bury their influences in a sweet little romance between a known lefty entertainer and (twin) football player(s) & drive the right batsh*t.
---
UK Daily Mail, December 21, 2023 - Travis Kelce has been in 375 commercials during NFL games - more than ANY other player this season - with sponsors rushing them out after filming BEFORE he went public with Taylor Swift romance!

In part, "His deals, which range from Pfizer to Campbell Soup, were all signed before his love-life was thrown into the public eye but WSJ claims many of the sponsors rushed forward the release of the Kelce commercials to coincide with his new level of fame.

The 34-year-old Kelce had been a target for companies before his Swift romance due to his standing in the game as one of NFL's best ever tight ends and his persona away from the field."

Let it go.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at February 05, 2024 02:59 PM (GshMh)

526 Says the Jewish Intellectual Guy in NYC never in absolutely no risk whatsoever of being oppressed by any proponent of the Satanic Panic. Which DID ruin lives. I lived/still live in the rural/Rust Belt Midwest.
Back at you.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:50 PM (OJ1IG)

"Ahem!!!!!"

- - Hamas, Antifa, BLM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 03:03 PM (x0n13)

527
Hey LenNeal:

I now live in Southern WI, and there's a church with a gigantic cross on the corner of two main roads.

And I feel safer than ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2024 03:04 PM (x0n13)

528 Back at you. Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 02:50 PM (OJ1IG) "Ahem!!!!!"- - Hamas, Antifa, BLM
Posted by: J.J. Sefton'

Whatever. I thought about you today, while working on a genocide piece about the Turkish Campaign to reduce Alevis in the late 1930s. Poison gas, the whole bit. Very interesting, there are photographs of ZB light machine guns. I work in war crimes research and am known as a bit of an asshole. Takes a peculiar kind of guy to not really care and focus on the legalities I suppose. You're Hungarian Origin?
I have photos you might want to see. Might identify a relative.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 03:11 PM (OJ1IG)

529 Hey LenNeal:
I now live in Southern WI, and there's a church with a gigantic cross on the corner of two main roads.
And I feel safer than ever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton'

I know where you live, and yeah that cross is ginormous! Have you gone to Carousel Consignments? That place is awesome.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 05, 2024 03:13 PM (OJ1IG)

530 “Frumpy old maids get that way by choice, not by birth or upbringing.”

And they get hired as flight attendants.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 03:54 PM (nSm9j)

531 Soros and Bragg should deemed Public Enemies in Texas and banned from the Lonestar State for Life

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (wGqjj)

532 Wow! This blοg looks exactⅼy like my old one!
It's on a completely different topiｃ but it has pretty mucһ the same page layout
and design. Greаt choice of ϲolors!

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