(Debunked) Rumor: Foreign-Born Former Illegal Alien and Hoochie Trull Gisele Fetterman Has Abandoned Her Husband Due to His Support for Israel

Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace, even if -- especially if -- it's a comedy piece and seems outlandish and absurd.

Update: Maybe not. People have added community notes indicating that "misha" (RUSSIAN BOT FARMER) is making stuff up.

According to "misha," this fugly scamster has she's left Fetterman's Monster and is now a free and single Bride of Fettterman.

Ugh. How revolting. Mothers, lock up your sons! They don't want none of this!

UPDATE: Gisele deletes her Instagram, close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war. https://t.co/wW8vEFr8wu
— misha꙳ (@schizarella) January 30, 2024

Ugh. She looks like Caesar Romero got his Jokerface stuck in one of those face-smooshing machines. I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like. It's not my problem if reality can't accommodate my metaphors.

Never trust a cashewhead. That's my policy, and it's gotten me this far.

Magills
@magills_
Fetterman finally got that annoying lump removed

The news is just filled with women with swampcooch. Why? Why must it be this way? Why can't they clean themselves properly?

You're supposed to be selective about what you put in that thang. It's not a dumping ground for any dirty thing that comes through your transom. A vagina is not the stupid garbage-drawer next to sink. Or at least it's not supposed to be.

There is no reason these stankbeasts need to keep dead batteries, dried-out rubber bands, and chopsticks in their vages. Throw 'em out, hosequeens. Clean that thing out.

Is any of this true? I don't want to put much stock in the claims of "misha." That's a RUSSIAN name, you know. MACEDONIAN CONTENT FARMERS!!!!

But I'll entertain any rumor that gives me the excuse to post this:

https://t.co/PmTctXgCE4 pic.twitter.com/6txvSBrqQN
— Mrs. Brassenstein (@MBrassenstein) January 30, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:00 PM

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1 Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace, even if -- especially if -- it's a comedy piece and seems outlandish and absurd.

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Especially posts about breakfast cereals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

2 1 Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace, even if -- especially if -- it's a comedy piece and seems outlandish and absurd.

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Especially posts about breakfast cereals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

I'm personally excited to hear about Tater's latest romantic endeavors.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (eYoxG)

3 huh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (R4t5M)

4 Fetterman lost a out 110 pounds of useless weight?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (ASbaS)

5 She liked him better before they removed the lump.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

6 She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

7 Giselle really hates Israel. That was the deal breaker.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (17s+e)

8 Well, that and Fetterman's monster being more conservative than 65% of Republican Senators

Posted by: Bete at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (9IO2I)

9 Well that certainly brings credibility to the Palestinian cause. /sarc

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (Gf82x)

10 If you're not on the side of the Jew-rapers, no sex for you!

Posted by: Gisele! at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (YAtuc)

11 Is Hoochie Trull the all-female version of Jethro Tull?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (9yWhg)

12 Ugh. She looks like Caesar Romero got his Jokerface stuck in one of those face-smooshing machines. I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like. It's not my problem if reality can't accommodate my metaphors.

Yeah, baby. Hawt!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (CsUN+)

13 Yikes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (ragkl)

14 >>>6 She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.

She's been doing that all along, hoss.

Posted by: a well-informed lot lizard at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (KRtlO)

15 John F. Betterman is better off without her.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (iwXt6)

16 She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)
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That Class 1 license will come in handy, then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (0gvpA)

17 Fetterman's rightward turn is real?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (tT6L1)

18 Look up Skank in the Dictionary and Gisele's picture comes up

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (n2vyf)

19 Her Twitter account is still up, and her latest post is about how people are terrible because they implied stuff about her break.

I dunno.

Don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

20 Mrs. Fetterman looks like Norma Desmond in a couple of those pics.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (9yWhg)

21 But yeah, this fugly scamster has deleted her social media accounts and rumors claim that's because she single and ready to mingle.

Call me, honey.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

22 Swampcooch and stankbeasts. I think I remember them from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (CsUN+)

23 Imagine what he can get as a Senator. Plenty of good looking whooers in DC.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (Z8Yh2)

24 >>> She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)
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That Class 1 license will come in handy, then.

Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.

Posted by: Trucker who likes them loose at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (KRtlO)

25
She won't date you unless you make a hundred bajillion dollars a year and are ok with her side babydaddies.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (j4U/Z)

26 repost, another ugly face, worth a watch if you can stand it. Like Rogan said on the other clip from last thread - Cult. And they are all getting uglier.

Time to be willowed, but here goes...
One more video from Rubin Report showing what a douchebag Jon Stewart has become. Extremely evil clip.

Jon Stewart’s Most Condescending Moment Ever
http://tinyurl.com/5dnhjdtv

He covers Stewart more in a longer segment, and it's sick. He has turned into a monster.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (ragkl)

27 She is the epitome of rode hard and put away wet.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (yACxx)

28 Magills
@magills_
Fetterman finally got that annoying lump removed

Galactic level trolling.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (Ifu6F)

29 20 Mrs. Fetterman looks like Norma Desmond in a couple of those pics.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (9yWhg)

She does and she is definitely not ready for her close up Mr. Demille

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:06 PM (n2vyf)

30 Fetterman's rightward turn is real?

It will be spectacular if this continues, because the left will have to tell us why he was perfect and fit for duty before, but now is clearly compromised. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:06 PM (CsUN+)

31 "Norma Desmond"

Bulgaroctonus Johnson is right!

Posted by: DOYLE at January 31, 2024 01:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

32 Fetterman has lost an ugly useless tumor and that lump on his neck is gone too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 01:06 PM (17s+e)

33 He covers Stewart more in a longer segment, and it's sick. He has turned into a monster.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (ragkl)
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Narrator voice: He always was a monster.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (0gvpA)

34 I'm dying here, ace.

this is your fault. you killed me.

fucking "cashewheads", man.

And I had so much to live for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

35 Willowed(as usual) but this is too much fun to pass up.

http://tinyurl.com/5adme5d8

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)

36 She abandoned him to go on vacation when he was hospitalized. The relationship has been on thin grounds for a long time.

And it’s not just Israel they are mad about. He’s been talking about the broken border and corruption of Menendez.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (MNhXM)

37 17 Fetterman's rightward turn is real?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (tT6L1)

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Fetterman took one side in a wedge issue almost perfectly designed to split Democrats (well, two, he's saying things about immigration that Obama was saying in his presidency).

I'll believe he's remotely conservative when he, say, votes against the immigration bill in the Senate.

$5 says he's just another Sinema or Manchin. Occasionally let out to play to solidify their "moderate" bonafides but never in doubt when an important vote comes up. Remember all the biting of nails wondering if Sinema or Manchin would vote against KJB for SCOTUS? Oh right, because it didn't happen. They voted in lockstep, like Fetterman would.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

38 He's no prize but she's an obvious grifting whore who thinks she's a top-tier gal.

Woof.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (JeYYB)

39 I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like.

Rick Ford : Here's what we do... I go into the Face/Off machine, get a whole new face. I turn up, they never know it's me.

Elaine Crocker : Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.

Rick Ford : What, I gotta pay?

Elaine Crocker : *No*, because it doesn't exist

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (/HDaX)

40 Skankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

Posted by: Skankly says what? at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (HnEwP)

41 I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine

Are you sure?

Posted by: Cori Bush's Arse at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (V8he0)

42 The junk drawer is the soul of the home.

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (SYTee)

43 Swampkooch???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (W/lyH)

44 That Class 1 license will come in handy, then.

Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
Posted by: Trucker who likes them loose at January 31, 2024 01:05 PM (KRtlO)

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Great, now I have to clean off my keyboard and monitor. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

45 Never trust a woman with one selfie pose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

46 Look at those stick legs on Fetterman.

It truly looks like he was cobbled together from various body parts.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (xSX/p)

47 Fetterman will always be a reliable Democrat Vote in Schmucky Schumer's pocket, but I like how he is willing to publicly go against the Democrat Narrative sometimes.

His trashing Senator Menendez will not by itself get that crook thrown out, but maybe a few not completely brainwashed Democrats might possibly open their own eyes and start asking questions?

Asking questions can lead to the truth.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (ASbaS)

48 Well can't be just that

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (fwDg9)

49
I remember during the election when drooling John would be in the corner in a wheelchair and da bitch be all Edith Wilson sitting with the Senate Committee and castin' votes 'n shit.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (j4U/Z)

50 $5 says he's just another Sinema or Manchin. Occasionally let out to play to solidify their "moderate" bonafides but never in doubt when an important vote comes up. Remember all the biting of nails wondering if Sinema or Manchin would vote against KJB for SCOTUS? Oh right, because it didn't happen. They voted in lockstep, like Fetterman would.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah... I bet he votes for that rancid bill

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (n2vyf)

51 Looking at the appeal Pete Davidson has with many women I know I will never, ever fully understand women.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (ibTVg)

52 This is where AI should be used for comedy.

Mrs. Fetterman in all kinds of exciting photos. Fighting crime, saving Beau, etc.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (AIJ3L)

53 Nah, Ace. This has nothing to do with his support for the war or anything else. This has to do with him not being in a coma. This guttersnipe dick-climbing twat-whore thought her "husband" would never get out of the hospital. She thought she'd have it made, and maybe even get appointed senator in his stead.

She never married him for love. She married for money and power. She thought she was gonna get the money and power (what she wanted) while Fetterman (what she didn't) wasted away in a hospital. Now that that doesn't seem likely, she's pissed and cashing out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

54 I don’t think Fetterman is moving right in so much as he has noticed how far the Democrats have moved to the American hating Left.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (MNhXM)

55 "they made me sound like a superhero."

Nanananna Nananananna Crab Woman!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (z+89e)

56 These posts are going to get me in trouble for laughing at work. Ace's descriptions of ladyparts are something else.

Posted by: jmel at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (RWHIh)

57 Is she legal?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (Gf82x)

58 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

59 She has a face?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (tkR6S)

60 "...close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war."

The war never ended for Israel. They just decided to fight back with enthusiasm this time. These pinheads think peace will return if only Israel will have more talks, a ceasefire, and a treaty. It's astonishing how braindead these proxy-Palestinians of the West remain.

It's pretty clear "Palestine" cannot exist. It's simply not salvageable as a culture. Even Fetterman sees this. I never had that on my BINGO card.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (aXxgO)

61 Can someone tell me what Stewart said?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (JeYYB)

62 You can always tell your marriage is one for the ages when you have your picture made and your wife is posing like she's taking a picture for an online dating profile.

That picture of her and Fetterman looks like he needs to be in there checking the silverware drawer after she leaves to see if anything is missing.

I wouldn't trust her past the foot of the bed.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (wb1YC)

63 Time to head back to the yachts, and be a "yacht girl" again!

Posted by: Gisele! at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (YAtuc)

64 Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

She was with him when he was a podunk mayor so it may have started out okay.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (MNhXM)

65 Fetterman's rightward turn is real?

Falls in a well, eyes go crossed.
He gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.
I don't know.
🤷🏻‍♂️

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (Ifu6F)

66 Any time I see this bint mentioned, it's hard not to think of Jizzlane Maxwell.

Saw the headline the other day, she's going to write a tell-all book that will totally exonerate her.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE SAY THESE THINGS OUT LOUD???

Have you NOT seen that they can kill you if they want? Don't SAY you're going to write the book; write the book! And then watch out for inmates with piano wire.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

67 She's showing leg and he's like, "Yeah, whatever. ... What's that smell?"

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (AD14M)

68 Hey Giesel, I hear Arnold is looking for another maid

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (n2vyf)

69 Willowed(as usual) but this is too much fun to pass up.

http://tinyurl.com/5adme5d8

Cary Elwes (Westley), Reacher, and Another One Bites the Dust: that's an excellent start.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)

70 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

Whew!
Glad you asked first. I have no idea either.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (W/lyH)

71 So, she's not a gold-digger, she's a lump-digger?

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (SYTee)

72 mhmm this one missed the whistle at Pookie Park I see..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (UC5Sf)

73 She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:03 PM

I don't think she's that strong, tbh. Fit, sure, but not that fit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (jA9ul)

74 Senorita Swampcooch. It's like a Sesame Street character.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (R4t5M)

75 Not Israel but his hospitalization that did it. She was the center of attention. there was even talk of her filling his seat(shocked face)! Now that he is sane and she is not needed and no longer the center of attention, she is out of there.
Not surprised.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (t/2Uw)

76 Time to head back to the yachts, and be a "yacht girl" again!

Why is it the cabin boys always need comforting, and not the yacht girls?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (9yWhg)

77 58 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

It means their giant retard noggins got all mashed up when they were shoved out of their rotten mothers, so now their heads look like a damn cashew.

See also: Rachel Maddow, John Kerry, etc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (VoAdT)

78 Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn’t fucked?

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (YofvK)

79 Nah, Ace. This has nothing to do with his support for the war or anything else. This has to do with him not being in a coma.

This guttersnipe dick-climbing twat-whore thought her "husband" would never get out of the hospital.

You forgot "cock carousel riding".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (Ifu6F)

80 Time to head back to the yachts, and be a "yacht girl" again!
Posted by: Gisele! at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (YAtuc)

Yacht girl careers are generally shorter than NFL second stringers.

Good luck!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (dGCAG)

81 Heh

https://twtr.in/3Yo8

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (aD39U)

82 35 Willowed(as usual) but this is too much fun to pass up.

http://tinyurl.com/5adme5d8

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 31, 2024 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)

Read the book, "Churchill's Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare". Was a fun read. Loved what they did to the train carrying heavy-water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

83 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM

See also, pics of Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (jA9ul)

84 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)
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It's a part of the AoSHQ Insult Template:

[improbable anatomical description] + [polysyllabic adjective or gerund] + [nounverber]

Ex: Square-eared Jesuitical moosehammerer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (0gvpA)

85 According to Gisele, her mom had a PhD in an unspecified field from an unspecified university in Brazil. They fled Brazil due to high crime and decided to become illegal immigrants to the US. Upon arrival, her mom became a cleaner and was often denied pay.

Wut?

Her mom couldn't have moved them to a nicer part of Brazil? They do have nicer areas in Brazil. Her mom couldn't have legally emigrated to another country and taken a legit job? If she was a PhD, she should have had some better options.

http://tiny.cc/23rlwz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (R38qh)

86 Grok married WHAT?

Grok never smoke dope again!

//Grok Fetterman

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (X0I7i)

87 she has a head like a cashew.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (KRtlO)

88 She'll be turning trucks for $5 by the end of the month.

...

Wait till the union finds out she's undercutting the standard $20 rate.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (z/ifB)

89 ace, don't miss this posted by: artisanal 'ette

The music industry is being exposed as fake (also gay). If Taylor could sell one song for $300M she would. She can't. It's all pretend, I think she even accidentally said as much, and Shapiro is apparently making the point:

"Facts" - Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro)
http://tinyurl.com/2h9henvp
I like it. I know ppl do not like Shapiro, but I support fighting the culture.

Evidently it hit number 1 on iTunes and Amazon

Satanic Music Industry IN PANIC As Ben Shapiro And Tom MacDonald HIT #1, Woke Media FURIOUS
http://tinyurl.com/2jav4ewz

more please
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (AIJ3L)

90 68 Hey Giesel, I hear Arnold is looking for another maid
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:11 PM (n2vyf)

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hhahahhhahahha

Good one, Donna.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (JeYYB)

91 Fetterman's rightward turn is real?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2024 01:04 PM (tT6L1)

I believe he actually voted *against* a Schumer bill in the last couple of weeks as well.

I still think she planned on replacing him when he died/was deemed unfit and was taking steps to make sure that happened. When he went to the psych ward whatever she'd been giving him wore off.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (nC+QA)

92 Now that that doesn't seem likely, she's pissed and cashing out.

She missed the top of the market. Like 1933 missed.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (CsUN+)

93 She is a former illegal who married a American so now legal I guess

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 01:14 PM (fwDg9)

94 With Fetterman turning rational is the left trying to have him declared mentally unfit for office?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:14 PM (Gf82x)

95 80 Time to head back to the yachts, and be a "yacht girl" again!
Posted by: Gisele! at January 31, 2024 01:10 PM (YAtuc)

You're a bit long in the tooth for that

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:14 PM (n2vyf)

96 It's the cock, Jim. Regarding Davidson.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 31, 2024 01:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

97 Nah, Ace. This has nothing to do with his support for the war or anything else. This has to do with him not being in a coma.

This guttersnipe dick-climbing twat-whore thought her "husband" would never get out of the hospital.
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You forgot "cock carousel riding".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (Ifu6F)

You know yesterday, when this broke I wasn't at work, and I posted a video of him separating from his wife...

It was the scene from LOTR: Two Towers, where King Theoden tosses Wormtongue down the steps.

I thought it was funny. Nobody laughed.

You people don't deserve me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

98 "It truly looks like he was cobbled together from various body parts."

Reminds me, I recently rewatched Young Frankenstein.
Lord that movie was funny...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (MeG8a)

99 Hah! I had forgotten about Maddow's Cashew.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (V8he0)

100 58 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg

Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (Sf2cq)

101 The Democrat-Media Complex's Mean Girls Brigades must have started viciously harassing her. She does not want to be cast-out from the Leftist Mean Girl Club, nor does she want to be left off the invitation list to Leftist parties where she can get unlimited free booze and coke, and her pick of rich boy-toys lusting after dusky-skinned, silicone-equipped women.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (5fDan)

102
The Russell Brand video with Tucker Carlson is pretty decent. Some stuff I disagree with but all in all he's not any happier with the way Britain is going then we are with the USA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (nIvob)

103 51 Looking at the appeal Pete Davidson has with many women I know I will never, ever fully understand women.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (ibTVg)
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I can understand it. The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you. There's a herd mentality among many women and they all covet what the others have. Once you land one hot girl -- for whatever reason -- you become a hot commodity among other[i/] girls.

That's also why married men, or those in serious relationships, usually have more girls interested in them than when they were single.

It starts when girls are young. Remember that "It Boy" who all the girls in school seemed to at the same time, almost like it was planned? Then they'd all move on to another It Boy? Same phenomena.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

104 I assume cashewhead means a prominent forehead and chin.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (CsUN+)

105 Cashewheaded chickenhead

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (AIJ3L)

106 Rule to live by:

If you're matched up with someone who insists on showing a particular side to the camera (in this case, the left side)...the woman might just be a little materialistic and not necessarily in touch with what is important.

Hot keeper chicks don't care what they look like when the flash goes off, and get bonus points for flipping the bird.

Posted by: Orson at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (dIske)

107 If she was after money and power (and I think she was) then she's not gonna leave him. She's gonna shut up and do what she's told like a good little 3rd World bride.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (joTfK)

108 I wouldn't trust her past the foot of the bed.
Posted by: Azathoth

You just had to go there, didn’t you?

Posted by: The bedpost, recently defamed at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (HnEwP)

109 Paolo's sister?

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (SYTee)

110 I must be the last woman on earth who stands like a normal human being instead of a rockette when getting my picture taken

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (ZGGD+)

111 103 51 Looking at the appeal Pete Davidson has with many women I know I will never, ever fully understand women.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (ibTVg)
____________

I can understand it. The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you. There's a herd mentality among many women and they all covet what the others have. Once you land one hot girl -- for whatever reason -- you become a hot commodity among other girls.

That's also why married men, or those in serious relationships, usually have more girls interested in them than when they were single.

It starts when girls are young. Remember that "It Boy" who all the girls in school seemed to at the same time, almost like it was planned? Then they'd all move on to another It Boy? Same phenomena.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

112 Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
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That's what I was thinking. Their split probably isn't over Israel/Gaza policy. They probably split because Fetterman decided to take control of his office.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (woPEM)

113 "Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn't fucked?"

Jill Biden. And I never will.

Posted by: Pete Davidson at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (hqVaF)

114 Looking at the appeal Pete Davidson has with many women I know I will never, ever fully understand women.

Possibly explained by his nickname, Tripod.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

115 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

Asymmetric shape of the head or face like a cashew I imagine, instead of round, elliptical or squarish

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (eoQWY)

116 Isn't there a blogger who goes by "Cashew on Head?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (9yWhg)

117 78 Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn’t fucked?
Posted by: Monte

80yo e jean carroll in the dressing room of a ritzy department store.

Posted by: old chick at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (sOete)

118 Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn’t fucked?
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (YofvK)

Rachel Madcow?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (dGCAG)

119 I can understand it. The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you. There's a herd mentality among many women and they all covet what the others have. Once you land one hot girl -- for whatever reason -- you become a hot commodity among other[i/] girls.

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It's like those ridiculously expensive Stanley thermos water cups.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (JeYYB)

120 113 "Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn't fucked?"

Jill Biden. And I never will.
Posted by: Pete Davidson at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (hqVaF)

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*waves seductively*
-Dame Maggie Smith

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

121 Again, Mr. Spades is Nostradamus.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (wBh67)

122 In fairness to Rachel Maddow's cashew head, if you take her neck out of the equation she's only 4'11".

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (wb1YC)

123 It starts when girls are young. Remember that "It Boy" who all the girls in school seemed to at the same time, almost like it was planned? Then they'd all move on to another It Boy? Same phenomena.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

Mmmmmmm. Blake Reader!

Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (Sf2cq)

124 Her mother is a DOCTOR, like DOCTOR Jill?

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (YofvK)

125 It starts when girls are young. Remember that "It Boy" who all the girls in school seemed to at the same time, almost like it was planned? Then they'd all move on to another It Boy? Same phenomena.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

...

Everybody's talking bout the new kid in town.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (z/ifB)

126 98 "It truly looks like he was cobbled together from various body parts."

Reminds me, I recently rewatched Young Frankenstein.
Lord that movie was funny...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2024 01:15 PM (MeG8a)

Dr. F: "Look at the size of those knockers!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

127 Looking at the appeal Pete Davidson has with many women I know I will never, ever fully understand women.

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A multimillionaire who is on TV and knows TV people and has access to other multimillionaire TV people?

This isn't that hard.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (AIJ3L)

128 Fetterman 2.0 turns out to be more conservative than Doc Oz ever thought about being.

You know Doc Oz would have been out there crying about the Poor Palestinians every day. Dodged a real bullet there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (joTfK)

129 I think Rachel Maddow looks like she's having a stroke and not the good kind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:19 PM (Gf82x)

130 127 A multimillionaire who is on TV and knows TV people and has access to other multimillionaire TV people?

This isn't that hard.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (AIJ3L)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

131 Speaking of Fetterman in a semi-serious manner, well, I'll admit to watching one or two (or maybe more) episodes of Dr. Pimple Popper. $50 says "kuato" is nothing more than a lipoma.

As for Fetterman's support of Israel and his slipping off the Democratic reservation, I'd argue personality shift due to his stroke. That's a known issue with stroke survivors.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (/HDaX)

132 Possibly explained by his nickname, Tripod.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

It's twue.
It's twue.

Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (AiZBA)

133 A Republican Senator figures out where the opposition to the fake border deal is actually coming from:

New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (YAtuc)

134 Ugh. She looks like Caesar Romero got his Jokerface stuck in one of those face-smooshing machines

.

I'd smash dat.

Posted by: I don't know how to say this so I'll just say this at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (ASwnn)

135 she has a head like a cashew.
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 01:13 PM (KRtlO)

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There was some guy at my mom's high school that she and her friends called Cashewhead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (DRSnL)

136 Teri Garr had magnificent knockers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (R4t5M)

137 This isn't that hard.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (AIJ3L)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (z/ifB)

138 I think Rachel Maddow looks like she's having a stroke and not the good kind.
Posted by: Northernlurker

In one of Rachel Maddow's high-school pictures, she actually is quite cute.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

139 I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like.
---
There were a couple of segments on the original Muppet Show that featured a machine that rearranged muppet faces. Lots of face-smooshing involved.

Not sure how well it would work on humans, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (7fElN)

140 I don't care if she is or isn't with Fetterman, she's still a skank

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (n2vyf)

141 The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you.

The best way to get a new girlfriend is to already have a girlfriend.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (YAtuc)

142 Cashewheaded chickenhead
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM

She look like #5 with white rice?

Posted by: Chinese takeout guy at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (jA9ul)

143 The SOROS. Plan is nearing completion .
America's most watched sporting events will burn out the eyes iof all true Maga Men
SOROS will be forcing the 2cmidt despised football teams to compete for the SuperBowl.
The San Francisco Values vs the Kansas City Swifties and with Bud Light commercials thrown in to salt their wounds.
Resale tickets are costing 40% more for those hoping to see Taylor Swift possibly award that beloved trophy

Posted by: Paul banned at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (uMTel)

144 133 A Republican Senator figures out where the opposition to the fake border deal is actually coming from:

New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (YAtuc)

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That guy's gonna vote for McConnell for leader in 2025, even if McConnell is dead, covered in green goo, in a bed with several trans-children, and with a handwritten love note to Obama's cock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

145 It's like those ridiculously expensive Stanley thermos water cups.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (JeYYB)

How?

How is it like those ridiculously expensive Stanley thermos water cups?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (dGCAG)

146 A multimillionaire who is on TV and knows TV people and has access to other multimillionaire TV people?

This isn't that hard.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM (AIJ3L)

Who the Hell is Pete Davidson, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (tkR6S)

147 I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like.

Just get a pet chimp. Much more efficient.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (9yWhg)

148 Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn’t fucked?
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Shut. Up.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (woPEM)

149 I must be the last woman on earth who stands like a normal human being instead of a rockette when getting my picture taken
Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (ZGGD+)

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I actively avoid getting my picture taken.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

150 Posted by: Paul banned at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (uMTel)

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K. Now tell me how the Hollywood blacklist was the worst thing ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

151
Glad to see that Joey has meted out a proportional response to the Iranians and we can all get back to making fun of goofy commie chicks in D.C.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

152 101-

Yep, what Gref said. I can't speak to what's going on in their marriage, but I can guarantee she's getting hellfire rained down on her from her own "side" on social media over Israel. The same folks that have been her cheerleaders for years.
She can't handle it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (ei7q6)

153 I think Kurtbot2000 is shortcircuiting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (aD39U)

154 Pete Davidson is like one of those bench players that only gets in the game after it becomes meaningless, but with chicks. The starters have had their turn, the bench got their shot, roll players got some now it's Davidson Time.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (ssSph)

155 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (R4t5M)

156 No worries John. Their are a bunch of other gals who work at the Carnival who like Israel. They just be waiting on a call from you.

Posted by: MATT GRAVER at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (MSxPN)

157
New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (YAtuc)

South Dakota... Really.... If this POS is worried about Ukraine money why not just put up a stand alone Ukraine funding bill ?We know why... They want to shove a racid border "bill" down Our throats

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (n2vyf)

158 The best way to get a new girlfriend is to already have a girlfriend.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (YAtuc)

Which is also, obviously, the best way to lose a girlfriend.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (dGCAG)

159 That guy's gonna vote for McConnell for leader in 2025, even if McConnell is dead, covered in green goo, in a bed with several trans-children, and with a handwritten love note to Obama's cock.

The worst Republican Senators are from deep, deep red states.

I had never heard of the guy before this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (YAtuc)

160
"Like sands through the hourglass..."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

161 In case anyone's low on their daily dose of schadenfreude, I present the following headline:

Kathy Griffin Begs Fans To Come To Her Comedy Shows – Admits Tickets Are ‘Not Selling Well

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (/HDaX)

162 Wait, you guys buy the Pete Davidson stuff? I just assume it's about accumulating social media followers to monetize those channels. I'm convinced Mama Kardashian is running it and it's as real as pro wrestling.

Stage a three month romance for social media purposes and you might gain millions of followers. That means millions of dollars in ad revenue and sponsored posts.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (z+89e)

163 OK, I'll asK: What is "cashewhead" meant to refer to, specifically? Other than just a general term of abuse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

She has a dished in face. Jutting forehead and jaw so that from the side she looks like a cashew.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (nFnyb)

164 141 The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you.

The best way to get a new girlfriend is to already have a girlfriend.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (YAtuc)

Same with jobs. When employed, it’s super easy to get another job. When unemployed, not so much.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (YofvK)

165 159 The worst Republican Senators are from deep, deep red states.

I had never heard of the guy before this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (YAtuc)

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Because they are backbenchers who don't have to do anything to get re-elected other than keep leadership happy in order to fund their campaigns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

166 If this POS is worried about Ukraine money why not just put up a stand alone Ukraine funding bill ?

Because he doesn't get his check from Raytheon if the Ukraine funding doesn't pass.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (YAtuc)

167 Glad to see that Joey has meted out a proportional response to the Iranians and we can all get back to making fun of goofy commie chicks in D.C.
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

I read the responsible terrorist group promised not to do anymore attacks. Swearsies.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (MNhXM)

168 You're telling me that a chick like Kate Beckinsale can't find a guy with a big dick who is better looking than Pete Davidson?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

169 The worst Republican Senators are from deep, deep red states.

I had never heard of the guy before this.

*Jim Lankford, John Thune, and John Cornyn have entered the chat*

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (CsUN+)

170 149 I must be the last woman on earth who stands like a normal human being instead of a rockette when getting my picture taken
Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 01:16 PM (ZGGD+)

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I actively avoid getting my picture taken.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

was on a trip abroad with a church group. At least 3 or 4 of the cameras broke. Well, that's what they get trying to take my picture...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

171 I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like.

-- You mean something like these?
Maxi Mounds
Mattress Actress

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

172 So is Fetterman gonna move in on Tay Tay now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (9yWhg)

173 Isn't there a blogger who goes by "Cashew on Head?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM

Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (jA9ul)

174 141 The best way to get hot girls to want you is for them to think other hot girls want you.

The best way to get a new girlfriend is to already have a girlfriend.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:21 PM (YAtuc)
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Exactly. Plus, women are attracted to confidence like Hunter is to crack. Not douchebaggy, braggard confidence. But the sort of quiet confidence that comes with already having a girlfriend and thus not needing another. Never approach a woman in fear or desperation. They can smell that stench on you a mile away.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

175 South Dakota... Really.... If this POS is worried about Ukraine money why not just put up a stand alone Ukraine funding bill ?We know why... They want to shove a racid border "bill" down Our throats
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (n2vyf)

I wish these pricks would just be honest. The reason they want Ukraine money is either A. They're in on the graft, or 2. They know about the chem/bio weapons labs we have set up there, and they're afraid to get dragged in front of an international court for crimes against humanity.

Just tell us which, Senator Dickface.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (dGCAG)

176 “The worst Republican Senators are from deep, deep red states”

Tee hee
- Pierre Delecto

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (YofvK)

177 *Jim Lankford, John Thune, and John Cornyn have entered the chat*
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (CsUN+)

Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (aD39U)

178 She went from Quasimodo to Gollum.
👌 👏 😍 👍 🥰

Posted by: You were all thinking it at January 31, 2024 01:26 PM (rdk84)

179 Pete Davidson has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton. No kidding. He did it because he thinks she's the most badass person he knows.

I wish I was making that up.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (XPM1I)

180 You're telling me that a chick like Kate Beckinsale can't find a guy with a big dick who is better looking than Pete Davidson?

She can, but I got tired of her nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (CsUN+)

181 161 In case anyone's low on their daily dose of schadenfreude, I present the following headline:

Kathy Griffin Begs Fans To Come To Her Comedy Shows – Admits Tickets Are ‘Not Selling Well
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2024 01:24 PM (/HDaX)

Is that what it takes to get back on the "D" List?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (N39Ws)

182 Gisele looks like an advertisement for Chicos Happy Hooker Emporium.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (UC5Sf)

183 She has a dished in face. Jutting forehead and jaw so that from the side she looks like a cashew.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (nFnyb)

Often cited as evidence of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome..

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

184
You know Doc Oz would have been out there crying about the Poor Palestinians every day. Dodged a real bullet there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2024 01:18 PM

Valid point.

There was a better candidate then Oz, an actual Pennsylvania resident who could have siphoned a lot of votes out of Philadelphia and changed the entire 2022 election (Governor and Senate) into a cliffhanger. But we can't have nice things. So we have a (D) Governor who appoints the Secretary of State who oversees the elections and 'certifies' the election results.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (nIvob)

185 That's also why married men, or those in serious relationships, usually have more girls interested in them than when they were single.

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Experience tells me no.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (T5lnw)

186 Resale tickets are costing 40% more for those hoping to see Taylor Swift possibly award that beloved trophy
Posted by: 01:22 PM (uMTel)

Nothing will cause more dissent in a relationship between celebrities than competition for adoration.

Posted by: old chick at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (sOete)

187 Who's the guy in the White sweatshirt? If Ace mentioned his name and I missed it forgive me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (Gf82x)

188 It's not my problem if reality can't accommodate my metaphors.

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You were on a roll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (RIvkX)

189 New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”
____

Well, then you had better go tell Speaker Johnson he's being tricked by the Russians. I'm sure he'll get right on board as soon as he gets over his embarrasment.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (fs1hN)

190 168 You're telling me that a chick like Kate Beckinsale can't find a guy with a big dick who is better looking than Pete Davidson?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (DRSnL)
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If any famous girl just wants big thick dick, there's always porn stars. See my comment above on the Pete Davidson phenomena.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

191 Never approach a woman in fear or desperation. They can smell that stench on you a mile away.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Also, eccentricity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (9yWhg)

192 No, I DO NOT have stretch marks on my face.

Posted by: Jim Lankford at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (woPEM)

193 Who the Hell is Pete Davidson, anyway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

-

I cheated and searched. Saturday Night Live, so top-shelf.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (AIJ3L)

194 New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (YAtuc)

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That guy's gonna vote for McConnell for leader in 2025, even if McConnell is dead, covered in green goo, in a bed with several trans-children, and with a handwritten love note to Obama's cock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM

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Senator Mike's share of the Ukrainian bribe money is late, and the bank is asking why he hasn't paid his January payment on that new vacation condo.

He needs his Uke money dammit!

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (Fju48)

195 A Republican Senator figures out where the opposition to the fake border deal is actually coming from:

New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:20 PM (YAtuc)

It's looking bad for the neocons if they have to trot out one of the top 4 safest seats in the country to spout such bilge. Putin knows as well as anyone that of that 80 billion about 10 percent will leave the US, and most of that will be stolen. Actual ammo and weapons that might be of use have already been drained out of national arsenals and have to be pried out of corners by other means, not purchase from this bag of cash.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (eoQWY)

196 Now Gisele can pursue her dreams, working at the Tijuana Donkey Bar.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

197 Pete Davidson’s standup is pretty good.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (YofvK)

198 sock no more

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (AiZBA)

199 Nice tits.

But a whack job, so, a Zero.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

200 Unfortunately women confuse being an arrogant inconsiderate douchebag with confidence.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (MNhXM)

201 In today's world, if Pete had a giant wiener there would be photographic proof all over the internet.

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (ZGGD+)

202 179 Pete Davidson has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton. No kidding. He did it because he thinks she's the most badass person he knows.

I wish I was making that up.
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To be fair, Hillary has an inordinately large body count. And I'm not talking about sexual conquests.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (fs1hN)

203 New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”

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Or maybe it's that laws already exist and Ukraine isn't on our border.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (AIJ3L)

204 Today on "News To Make You Feel Older Than Shit":

Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

205 I am a face smooshing machine.

Posted by: Stacy Ambrams' Ass at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz86T)

206
She has the Euro trash look down pat (or is it south of the border trash look?).

My daughter claims to have some friends who know this skank. I don't ask ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (AA5pe)

207 Pete Davidson’s standup is pretty good.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM

Ah...a comedian. I was confusing him with the Brit who played the 5th Doctor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:31 PM (jA9ul)

208 The entire border "deal" is ludicrous.

In exchange for giving Biden everything he wants on Ukrayne, the Repubs agree to give him everything he wants on the border.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:31 PM (T5lnw)

209 I cheated and searched. Saturday Night Live, so top-shelf.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:28 PM (AIJ3L)

Oh. One of the latter-day simps that aren't worthy of carrying John Belushi's chamber pot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:31 PM (tkR6S)

210 Gisele looks a lot like those Latina whores at the rub-and-tugs along Roosevelt Avenue in Queens that were recently shut down by the NYPD. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

211
Senator Mike Rounds, Butt Boy for the Ukies, at your service!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (AA5pe)

212 Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale are people who do not register in my data base.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (In5Sq)

213 New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal,

I guess Lankford from Oklahoma needed a break. He's been the go to shill on radio for about a week.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (2tdDi)

214 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth

She never quite did it for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (9yWhg)

215 Pete Davidson’s standup is pretty good.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (YofvK)

Compared to Trevor Noah possibly but otherwise I think it sucks. But comedy is like music and art. You like what you like, no judgement.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (MNhXM)

216 Who's the guy in the White sweatshirt? If Ace mentioned his name and I missed it forgive me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:27 PM (Gf82x)

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Pete Davidson. SNL cast member and prolific crusher of Hollywood ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

217
In exchange for giving Biden everything he wants on Ukrayne, the Repubs agree to give him everything he wants on the border.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

It's the Border-palooza Bill!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 01:33 PM (AA5pe)

218 Not commie enough.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X)

219 213 New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal,

I guess Lankford from Oklahoma needed a break. He's been the go to shill on radio for about a week.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (2tdDi)

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Rounds also isn't up for re-election until 2026. Anything he says now will be completely forgotten. Hell passage of the bill will be forgotten, and he'll win his next primary by 50 points, just like in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

220 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth

She never quite did it for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM

Dude, she was hawt!

Posted by: A Giraffe at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (jA9ul)

221 Yeah, the immigration bill is a loser, but we'll make it up on volume.

Posted by: US Chamber of Commerce at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (woPEM)

222 Ah, I see she is going for the Tijuana Prostitute look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (1f506)

223 It's looking bad for the neocons if they have to trot out one of the top 4 safest seats in the country to spout such bilge. Putin knows as well as anyone that of that 80 billion about 10 percent will leave the US, and most of that will be stolen. Actual ammo and weapons that might be of use have already been drained out of national arsenals and have to be pried out of corners by other means, not purchase from this bag of cash.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (eoQWY)

It has occurred to me, what if Pootin already has possession of the chem/bio labs in Ukraine, and the money these chuckleheads want to pour into the country is going directly into his hands?

So... when they ask for more money, Vlad is just fine with them vilifying him for the gullible and the media (BIRM)... as long as the checks keep coming.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (dGCAG)

224 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2024 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

She has a congenital hip dysplasia issue.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (/HDaX)

225 Reminds me, I recently rewatched Young Frankenstein.
Lord that movie was funny...

Just saw the last few minutes of Friends of Eddie Coyoe last night, featuring a very young Peter Boyle, who killed Robert Mitchum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

226 One Eyed McCain wants to bomb bomb bomb Iran along with his rump swab Cornyn.
Do better Texas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (eYF7X)

227 In exchange for giving Biden everything he wants on Ukrayne, the Repubs agree to give him everything he wants on the border.

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Support this or you're Rootin' for Putin

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (AIJ3L)

228 He looks like the ugly, poorly dressed Jared Leto Joker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (cf/0E)

229 Pete Davidson’s standup is pretty good.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:29 PM (YofvK)

Compared to Trevor Noah possibly but otherwise I think it sucks. But comedy is like music and art. You like what you like, no judgement.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (MNhXM)
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Concur.
The funniest guy I've heard in some time is Henry Cho.
Not many others...especially if they are from SNL.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (W/lyH)

230 212 Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale are people who do not register in my data base.
Posted by: Braenyard

Kate looking shocked that one day she'll be dating some unknown comic -

http://tinyurl.com/yznn2pc8

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (fs1hN)

231 Ah, I see she is going for the Tijuana Prostitute look.

*shudders*

Posted by: The Donkey at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (CsUN+)

232
If true, I now have a measure of respect for Fetterlump. How many guys ruin themselves being led around by the... nose by women? Look at Kaepernick. Or Edward VIII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (oGH7G)

233 Regard to nailing hot chicks

Scott Baio > David Spade > Pete Davidson

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (MNhXM)

234 Single or not, You know the rule

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (fwDg9)

235 Under this wonderful border bill, we'll cut illegal immigration from 300,000 people a month to 150,000 a month!

But you won't get it unless you agree to send tens of billions dollars more to Ukraine!

(Reminder: 300,000 people are born in the United States.)

Posted by: GOPe! at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (YAtuc)

236 Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale are people who do not register in my data base.

You're not alone.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 01:36 PM (V8he0)

237 Glad to see that Joey has meted out a proportional response to the Iranians and we can all get back to making fun of goofy commie chicks in D.C.
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

I read the responsible terrorist group promised not to do anymore attacks. Swearsies.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (MNhXM)

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President Shitz Pantz deciding to not attack has nothing to do with the National Security briefing about the large number of Hezbollah sleeper agents in the United States. Estimates are 3800-38,000 according to the FIB, and those numbers predate the Biden Open Border Policy.

Nope. Nothing to do with possible mass terrorist attacks inside the USA.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (Fju48)

238 Fetterman is more conservative than McConnell or Lankford. Let that a settle in for a minute.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (AW6h8)

239 Rounds also isn't up for re-election until 2026. Anything he says now will be completely forgotten. Hell passage of the bill will be forgotten, and he'll win his next primary by 50 points, just like in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

And everyone who comes here and bitches about how Republicans won't shut up about abortion, half his campaign will be about abortion.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (dGCAG)

240 She has bewbs and a uterus. She's qualified.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (Hpgos)

241 Makeup does a lot for xFetterman. I've seen pics of her that would make a grown man run and children weep.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (In5Sq)

242 Support this or you're Rootin' for Putin
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Addendum:

Ha, remember back in 2001 when if you didn't support the surveillance state then the terrorists would win?

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (AIJ3L)

243 Question for the ettes. Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

244 I think she believed He would die in office and they would make her the Senator...Didn't happen

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (n2vyf)

245 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth

She never quite did it for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM

Dude. I had no idea. It's ok. A lot of guys are gay these days. Ace might have you over to check out his shelving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (1f506)

246
She has a congenital hip dysplasia issue.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

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Poor breeding

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (oGH7G)

247 238 Fetterman is more conservative than McConnell or Lankford. Let that a settle in for a minute.
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Well, he's from Erie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (Hpgos)

248 Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:35 PM (W/lyH)

I like his bit on losing his dad in the Korean airport.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (MNhXM)

249 214 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth

She never quite did it for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (9yWhg)
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Dude, you can't be serious. Paulina is one of my all-time favorites. Stunningly gorgeous. I was a kid when she was at her peak. Was there anything I wouldn't have done for a night with her? No, I don't think there was.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

250 Not sure if he wrote the joke, but at a roast of Justin Bieber, Pete Davidson (whose dad died on 9/11 in the WTC) said “Some of the cast of Soul Plane are here. That movie was terrible. It is the worst memory I have that involved a plane”.

That’s funny.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (YofvK)

251 Fetterman is more conservative than McConnell or Lankford. Let that a settle in for a minute.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM

And apparently smarter! Let THAT sink in!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (MGqzM)

252

Is there any truth to the rumor that she is anal incontinent and has to wear depends because of too much butt stuff?

I know I am!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (AcsX0)

253 What is remotely appealing -as far as looks- about Peter Davidson?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (Ki//m)

254 Question for the ettes. Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

Not on my planet. He's grotesque. His face is too rubbery.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (XPM1I)

255 Kate Beckinsdale in the catsuit in Underworld was peak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (1f506)

256 >Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Those of us who spent the last 40 years wishing their dingus was that steering wheel need to move on.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (cf/0E)

257 Kate looking shocked that one day she'll be dating some unknown comic -

http://tinyurl.com/yznn2pc8

Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Good pic; Fresh face, clean armpits.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (In5Sq)

258 President Shitz Pantz deciding to not attack has nothing to do with the National Security briefing about the large number of Hezbollah sleeper agents in the United States.

Apparently the Hezbollah leadership has numerous extended family members living in Dearborn.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (YAtuc)

259 I think that it is possible Giselle has left the Fettermonster but that it is NOT because of support for Israel.

And that may be why he's upset about illegal aliens now (note Giselle came to the US illegally.)

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)

260 How many guys ruin themselves being led around by the... nose by women? Look at Kaepernick. Or Edward VIII.
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Are you talkin to me???!!?!

Posted by: The Harry, formerly known as Prince at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (rdk84)

261 Poor breeding
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM

I could have helped her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (MGqzM)

262 Question for the ettes. Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

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Well a.) he's younger than my son, and b.) he looks like an AIDS patient strung out on meth. So I vote no.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

263 Fettersnizz looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (MGqzM)

264 Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

Yeah, that dude is an ugly motherfucker.
He must have a hell of a personality and a big sausage.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

265 Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM

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He's reputed to be hung like a horse. Several of the women he's dated have mentioned it

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (+j+ar)

266 Oh. So that's Pete Davidson.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (Gf82x)

267 @133

>>New: Republican Senator Mike Rounds [South Dakota] says Russia is behind the attacks on the border deal, “I suspect that a lot of the internet rumors are very well coming from overseas, where they would love to see this shut down because some people would rather not see funding for Ukraine.”

Imagine the psychology of someone that would utter something so preposterous, so ridiculous, so utterly bereft of common sense and you will understand why the GOP is an illegitimate, goofball party that Donald F**king Trump was able to pants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (rc3Z7)

268 I read the responsible terrorist group promised not to do anymore attacks. Swearsies.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:25 PM (MNhXM)

Pinky Promises!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:40 PM (W/lyH)

269
Are you talkin to me???!!?!
Posted by: The Harry, formerly known as Prince

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You shoulda known, pal. American skanks are pure poison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (oGH7G)

270 I actively avoid getting my picture taken.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

I thought that was because of all those bench warrants?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (D7oie)

271 Henry VIII > Edward VIII

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (cf/0E)

272 Good pic; Fresh face, clean armpits.

Not a characteristic I ever felt the need to focus on.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (CsUN+)

273 Paulina Porizkova, who was married for 30 years to Rick Ocasek of The Cars, is going through hip replacement surgery.

Posted by: Azathoth

She never quite did it for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM (9yWhg)

Dude! I've just lost all respect for you!

No. No. There's nothing you can do to get it back.

It's gone.

Well...if you kick Pope Frankie-Baby in the nuts three times, I'll reconsider.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (nFnyb)

274 Apparently the Hezbollah leadership has numerous extended family members living in Dearborn
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You could make the argument that carpetbombing dearbornistan would be urban renewal.

Posted by: You were all thinking it at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (rdk84)

275 Poor breeding
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM

This man knows of what he speaks.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (jA9ul)

276 Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

I think he looks like some weird kid somebody went to high school with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (Ki//m)

277 Rooster Cogburn: [after singing for a long time] That was "Johnny in the Low Ground." There are very few fiddle tunes I have not heard. Once heard they are locked in my mind forever. It is a sadness to me that I have sausage fingers that cannot crowd onto a fretboard... Little fat girls at a cotillion. "Soldier's Joy"!
[sings more]
LaBoeuf: [to Mattie] I don't believe he slept.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (Hpgos)

278 Pete is not hot. He looks like he'd steal my wallet so he could go buy more heroin.

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (ZGGD+)

279 >>251 Fetterman is more conservative than McConnell or Lankford. Let that a settle in for a minute.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM

And apparently smarter! Let THAT sink in!
Posted by: Minnfidel a

Fetterlump stammers and speaks incoherently at times, the Turtle vapor locks and needs to be carted away from the cameras. I pray he has a massive stroke asap and we are relieved of his mortal presence.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (eYF7X)

280 Kate Beckinsdale in the catsuit in Underworld was peak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (1f506)

She clearly had work done, just before she became a Hollowood star. Very solid work, but work nonetheless.

Much like Scarlet Johansson, she was awfully cute before she got the work, and while the work was very well done, I much prefer her looks, pre-surgery.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (dGCAG)

281
"Will the Right Honourable Senator Cumgargler rise to answer these charges or not?"

*more than half of the members of the Senate hide behind their desks*

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (AA5pe)

282
She never quite did it for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus 🏳️‍🌈 at January 31, 2024 01:32 PM

We get it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (nIvob)

283 Well a.) he's younger than my son, and b.) he looks like an AIDS patient strung out on meth. So I vote no.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM

Kinda what I thought. I mean I can usually tell if a (no homo) guy is decent looking (no homo just to clarify) He's just odd looking and looks like a cross between Garfield the cat and a liver transplant patient. Yet he gets all kinds of good looking celebs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (MGqzM)

284 Sorry, just never thought Paulina was all that. I mean, not ugly, but just, I don't know...

Same with Cameron Diaz. Didn't get the appeal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

285 The clues are there about PD: ugly, untalented, unfunny, on SNL, always with a hot lady…he sold his soul to satan.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (tFtMw)

286 118 Is there any famous woman Pete Davidson hasn’t fucked?
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:12 PM (YofvK)

Rachel Madcow?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:17 PM (dGCAG)

I said woman.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (YofvK)

287
Senator 'Mike "Short" Round of South Dakota

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (AA5pe)

288 I bought this stick that's supposed to be Mint.
The internet instructions go from stupid to voluminous on booting.

Correct me if I'm wrong: Shut down, insert stick, go to bios on boot up, select boot from usb. - One more thing; I've partitioned the HD and would like to boot to the new (empty) partition.
Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (In5Sq)

289 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Nice.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (kK343)

290 235 Under this wonderful border bill, we'll cut illegal immigration from 300,000 people a month to 150,000 a month!

----

Here is our immigration counter offer:

Hot chick's stay ( with me if necessary)

Men of fighting age get sent directly to Ukraine and given a rifle with instructions to shoot at anything that sounds like it speaks Russian

Old people get sent back unless they make awesome street tacos, gyros or falafel.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (ssSph)

291 The junk drawer is the soul of the home.
Posted by: davidt
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Sadly, it can spread. Junk drawer 1, junk drawer 2, etc.

Dammit, I know there are some thumb tacks here somewhere..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

292 I thought that was because of all those bench warrants?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 01:41 PM (D7oie)

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SHHHHH!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (DRSnL)

293 Imagine the psychology of someone that would utter something so preposterous, so ridiculous, so utterly bereft of common sense and you will understand why the GOP is an illegitimate, goofball party that Donald F**king Trump was able to pants.
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It's not psychological. He's in the Uniparty. It's real and it's been the problem for decades.

Posted by: You were all thinking it at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (rdk84)

294 Kinda what I thought. I mean I can usually tell if a (no homo) guy is decent looking (no homo just to clarify) is exactly the kind of defensive, overcompensating statement a closeted gay man would make.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

295 Fetterman comes from a largely Democrat blue-collar town.

That's who he is.

He is probably agnostic on LBGT++++**

I'd bet his old buddies back in Pennsylvania are leaning toward voting for Trump while their union bosses are for Biden.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

296 Much like Scarlet Johansson, she was awfully cute before she got the work, and while the work was very well done, I much prefer her looks, pre-surgery.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (dGCAG)

Could well be true. For myself.

Underworld : hot as hell

Van Helsing: something off

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (1f506)

297 >>>> Apparently the Hezbollah leadership has numerous extended family members living in Dearborn.

Posted by: The ARC
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Suggesting the Guevara solution.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:45 PM (In5Sq)

298 Turtle vapor locks and needs to be carted away from the cameras.
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They should start wheeling McTurtle around on a dolly, like Hannibel Lecter.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 31, 2024 01:45 PM (woPEM)

299 Same with Cameron Diaz. Didn't get the appeal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

I agree with you on Cameron Diaz. She’s the one with the Joker smile. I categorize her as a butterface.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:45 PM (MNhXM)

300 I said woman.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (YofvK)

Sorry, if the Supreme Court doesn't know what that is, then neither do I.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:45 PM (dGCAG)

301 Men of fighting age get sent directly to Ukraine and given a rifle with instructions to shoot at anything that sounds like it speaks Russian
___

Ummm......

Posted by: Guy who speaks Ukranian, which sounds an awfully lot like Russian at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (fs1hN)

302 PD: ugly, untalented, unfunny, on SNL, always with a hot lady…he sold his soul to satan.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (tFtMw)

He went to the crossroads.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

303 254 Question for the ettes. Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)
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Sometimes miscegenation goes sideways. Its painful to view.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (Hpgos)

304 Pete Davidson was 7 years old when his father a NYC Firefighter, perished in one of the Twin Towers on 09/11.

Messed the poor kid up for life.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (SRRAx)

305 289 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

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I would argue that putting up a Satan statue is a more of a hate crime

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (ssSph)

306 Ronna McRomney is seeking a line of credit to keep the RNC afloat. LOL She's in a contest with Mike Steele to see how much they can grift from the chumps.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (eYF7X)

307 Kate Beckinsale travels around with a pantomime horse costume that she wears when the mood strikes her.

She's hot as hell but she's also completely off her cracker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (rc3Z7)

308
With the immigration bill, let's cut 'migrant' immigration to zero first, then work on something else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (oGH7G)

309 I like his bit on losing his dad in the Korean airport.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:38 PM (MNhXM)

Also when he goes to Home Depot to buy some chink.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (W/lyH)

310 299 Same with Cameron Diaz. Didn't get the appeal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

I agree with you on Cameron Diaz. She’s the one with the Joker smile. I categorize her as a butterface.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:45 PM (MNhXM)
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She looked hot in one movie and one movie only: The Mask.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

311 I actively avoid getting my picture taken.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Heh. We have collected your comments here, and AI has constructed a facial image based upon those.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

312 So the border mess where millions of illegals have waltzed across for the 3 years Joes been "president" is the Republicans fault because they won't vote for a crap bill ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (n2vyf)

313 It is a sadness to me that I have sausage fingers that cannot crowd onto a fretboard...

Spoken like someone who has never seen Byron Berline play. Which, of course, Rooster Cogburn would not have.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (sNc8Y)

314 Same with Cameron Diaz. Didn't get the appeal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

I agree with you on Cameron Diaz. She’s the one with the Joker smile. I categorize her as a butterface.

I was watching Cowboys and Aliens recently, and concluded that Olivia Wilde is a shapeshifter in real life. Sometimes she's gorgeous, and sometimes she's just...meh.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)

315 Fetterlump stammers and speaks incoherently at times, the Turtle vapor locks and needs to be carted away from the cameras. I pray he has a massive stroke asap and we are relieved of his mortal presence.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM

Here we go stroke here we go! (clap clap) Here we go stroke, here we go (clap clap)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (MGqzM)

316 Question for the ettes. Is Pete Davidson hot? He looks to me like a liver transplant patient. But I am not an ette. Can you clarify? Because if he's not, how in the bleep does he get all these women?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (MGqzM)

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Well a.) he's younger than my son, and b.) he looks like an AIDS patient strung out on meth. So I vote no.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

Plus he's filthy, looks like he smells like dirty laundry, , and is a far left idiot. So I also vote "no".

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (bLe0J)

317 RE: Junk Drawer, it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

318 CA ban on mail order ammo shot down by Judge Benitez.

Posted by: Don at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (2GPfT)

319 >>289 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Any state the keeps reelecting that drooling imbecile Grassley deserves to get it, and get it hard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (eYF7X)

320 Tell me if this is wrong:
The forms that ask you what your demographic is, so as to benefit the disabled muslim lesbian of color, ten years ago asked if you were a veteran or not. They don't anymore.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (cf/0E)

321 296 Much like Scarlet Johansson, she was awfully cute before she got the work, and while the work was very well done, I much prefer her looks, pre-surgery.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (dGCAG)
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Indicating how perverse our society is, that it's necessary to have your face and or body reconfigured in order to be with the 'in' crowd.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (In5Sq)

322 It looks like Ace's heart-stirring correspondence bit between she and the lump isn't so exaggerated.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (BdMk6)

323 I was watching Cowboys and Aliens recently, and concluded that Olivia Wilde is a shapeshifter in real life. Sometimes she's gorgeous, and sometimes she's just...meh.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)

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She's a two-face. h/t Seinfeld

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (DRSnL)

324 Ronna McRomney is seeking a line of credit to keep the RNC afloat.

Gotta link? I'd love for this to be true, since the answer to the problem is obvious.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (CsUN+)

325 Pete Davidson was 7 years old when his father a NYC Firefighter, perished in one of the Twin Towers on 09/11.

Messed the poor kid up for life.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (SRRAx)

Lots of kids have tragically lost their fathers . I don’t think it’s automatic they will grow up messed up.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (MNhXM)

326 Could well be true. For myself.

Underworld : hot as hell

Van Helsing: something off
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (1f506)

Someone was talking about Erin Moriarty the other day, she plays Starfire (or whatever) on The Boys. I read the comics, but have already forgotten most of the character names...

Anyhoo, she most obviously had work done, and it's not good. Whoever is telling these younger, good looking actresses they need to get work done... it's not quite as bad as, but it's in the same ballpark as the people telling kids to lop off their weeners or breasts.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (dGCAG)

327 Same with Cameron Diaz. Didn't get the appeal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:43 PM

Disagree. Camereon Diaz is cute as a button!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (MGqzM)

328 Heh. We have collected your comments here, and AI has constructed a facial image based upon those.
Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

329 I have at least 3 junk drawers I'll admit to...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (cDvOu)

330 01 Men of fighting age get sent directly to Ukraine and given a rifle with instructions to shoot at anything that sounds like it speaks Russian
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Ummm......
Posted by: Guy who speaks Ukranian, which sounds an awfully lot like Russian at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (fs1hN)

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I knew that and still said what I said ( typed)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (ssSph)

331
Ummm......
Posted by: Guy who speaks Ukranian, which sounds an awfully lot like Russian

________

*BLAM!*

Close enough!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (oGH7G)

332 At a press conference on Capitol Hill Tuesday, House Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar (D-CA) said “MAGA Republicans in the House and Senate are walking away from a bipartisan deal that would strengthen border security, support Israel, and help Ukraine stop Putin’s march through Europe because Donald Trump ordered them to do so.”

“In the shameful display of partisanship, they’re abdicating their responsibility to solve problems on behalf of the American people,” Aguilar continued. “Even Mitch McConnell has surrendered to Vladimir Putin and he surrendered to Donald Trump.”

“The floor speeches, the photo ops, the constant attacks from Republicans were always done in bad faith. And now everyone can see that this was never about securing the border. This was never about migrants. This was never about protecting our country. Just like the baseless impeachments and everything else the MAGA Republicans have pretended to care about, it has always been about helping Donald Trump become president again,” Aguilar added.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

333 321 Indicating how perverse our society is, that it's necessary to have your face and or body reconfigured in order to be with the 'in' crowd.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (In5Sq)

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Wait until you hear about South Korean culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

334 Correct me if I'm wrong: Shut down, insert stick, go to bios on boot up, select boot from usb. - One more thing; I've partitioned the HD and would like to boot to the new (empty) partition.
Thanks
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (In5Sq)

Your computer will boot and run on the memory stick. You can run software. If you decide to install Mint to your hard drive, you will get a prompt with the choice of installing to a new partition, or wiping the hard drive and starting fresh. Tell it to install to a new partition. Now you might have to delete the partition that you created, or maybe Mint will recognize it. It should be pretty easy to see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (tkR6S)

335 312 So the border mess where millions of illegals have waltzed across for the 3 years Joes been "president" is the Republicans fault because they won't vote for a crap bill ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:47 PM (n2vyf)

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No, both Dems and Repubs agree it’s Trump’s fault.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (kK343)

336 >It is a sadness to me that I have sausage fingers that cannot crowd onto a fretboard...

He can play a pretty mean Colt Army revolver, it turns out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (cf/0E)

337 I was watching Cowboys and Aliens recently, and concluded that Olivia Wilde is a shapeshifter in real life. Sometimes she's gorgeous, and sometimes she's just...meh.
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I kind of liked Abigail Spencer in that flick.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

338 Migrants attacking NYPD officers
Hopefully correct link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujMIUCgFsg

Posted by: TeeJ at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (ix5nG)

339 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Demand a jury trial. Shortest defense ever. "Yes, I hate Satan." "Your honor, the defense rests."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2024 01:51 PM (sNc8Y)

340 CA ban on mail order ammo shot down by Judge Benitez.
Posted by: Don

BUY! BUY! BUY!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:51 PM (Ifu6F)

341
No, both Dems and Repubs agree it’s Trump’s fault.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (kK343)

Yes....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 01:51 PM (n2vyf)

342 Pete Davidson was 7 years old when his father a NYC Firefighter, perished in one of the Twin Towers on 09/11.

Messed the poor kid up for life.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 01:46 PM (SRRAx)

Why is everyone talking about this guy? He seems to be a marginal talent, who is in the process of achieving massive stardom... all while banging every chick in Hollowood.

I know there are different forms of "messed up," but I'm having a hard time working up any sympathy for the guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:51 PM (dGCAG)

343 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Demand a jury trial. Shortest defense ever. "Yes, I hate Satan." "Your honor, the defense rests."
Posted by: Oddbob

"Your honor, I thought Satan doesn't exist?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (Ifu6F)

344 Ok ace, besides the point that Fettterman is now obligatory 3 ttt's (I approve) as in raaaaacist (obligatory 5 'a' minimum), but I could not finish reading through all of your description of that nasty ol' mish. I mean I'm a sick fuck, but I'm drinking coffee with heavy cream for shits sake.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (OIFPS)

345 332 “The floor speeches, the photo ops, the constant attacks from Republicans were always done in bad faith. And now everyone can see that this was never about securing the border. This was never about migrants. This was never about protecting our country. Just like the baseless impeachments and everything else the MAGA Republicans have pretended to care about, it has always been about helping Donald Trump become president again,” Aguilar added.
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

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Democrats could have literally smeared shit on a piece of Congressional paper and made the same arguments while getting the same responses from the commentariat in every direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

346 I kind of liked Abigail Spencer in that flick.

Agree, although sometimes she looks shockingly like Megan Markle.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

347 House Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar (D-CA)
Is a dumbass and his shits all retarded.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (W/lyH)

348 Beach Boys' Brian Wilson mourns death of wife Melinda Ledbetter: 'She was my savior'

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

349 >>324 Ronna McRomney is seeking a line of credit to keep the RNC afloat.

Gotta link? I'd love for this to be true, since the answer to the problem is obvious.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024

Oh, it be true.

http://tinyurl.com/5av9t57f

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (eYF7X)

350 Let he who hasn't fallen for unsubstantiated rumors about ugly hoochies cast the first stone.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (wNDOJ)

351 It looks like Ace's heart-stirring correspondence bit between she and the lump isn't so exaggerated.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (BdMk6)

Definitely one of my all-time favorite posts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (xPJvm)

352 Tell me if this is wrong:
The forms that ask you what your demographic is, so as to benefit the disabled muslim lesbian of color, ten years ago asked if you were a veteran or not. They don't anymore.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM

I've decided I am just going to start marking the boxes as a black muslim gay woman. Of course I am neither but frankly it's none of their damn business.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (MGqzM)

353 Yep, correct link.
Starts with bit on Mayorkas impeachment.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (ix5nG)

354 I actively avoid getting my picture taken.
Posted by: Jordan61

Same here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (Q0kLU)

355 Wait until you hear about South Korean culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

Wealthy young SoKo kids getting work to look more Caucasian, and wealthy young white kids getting work to look more Korean.

What a world...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (dGCAG)

356 >> it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have.

The Paolo. He Fact Checks this and it is True.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (yfepr)

357 Anyhoo, she most obviously had work done, and it's not good. Whoever is telling these younger, good looking actresses they need to get work done... it's not quite as bad as, but it's in the same ballpark as the people telling kids to lop off their weeners or breasts.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM (dGCAG)

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We are living in Michael Crichton’s movie Looker.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (kK343)

358
Migrants attacking NYPD officers

Where's the official AoS guy who announces 'It's begun'?

Because it sure looks like it has begun.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (nIvob)

359 Ronna McRomney is seeking a line of credit to keep the RNC afloat.

Which politicians is she offering as collateral?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (aD39U)

360 Itzhak Perlman has big sausage hands. You would think he was a brick-layer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (cf/0E)

361 Why is everyone talking about this guy?

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I think Fetterman's wife is in a photo with him above.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:54 PM (AIJ3L)

362 2 I'm personally excited to hear about Tater's latest romantic endeavors.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (eYoxG)

ewwwww

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 01:54 PM (weK7N)

363 >> Camereon Diaz is cute as a button!

Was.

She old now.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 01:54 PM (yfepr)

364 I've decided I am just going to start marking the boxes as a black muslim gay woman. Of course I am neither but frankly it's none of their damn business.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (MGqzM)

I was last week years old when I learned that on a mortgage application, when they ask you for your race/ethnicity, and you don't put anything in, the bank will literally just guess based on your appearance and surname, but if they do do that, they have to tick the box that says they did or else they'll get in trouble.

.....

Fucking Clownworld.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (VoAdT)

365 I really don’t get the Pete Davidson hate. He’s never pretended to be anything other than he is,
Guy from Staten Island who stumbled into comedy. Not everything is bad and needs to be what upon.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (YofvK)

366 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM (tkR6S)
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Will it boot automatically from the stick or do I need to change the bios?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (In5Sq)

367 Wait until you hear about South Korean culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 01:50 PM

Is that the stuff that makes kimchee ferment?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (jA9ul)

368 RE: Junk Drawer, it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM

Reminds me of the South Park episode of Ethiopian hoarders. Dude had two items. He was shaking his head, lamenting. I don't know how it got this bad!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (MGqzM)

369 And for those of us old enough to remember the original BBC series of "All Creatures Great and Small" about the English vet, here is a picture of the English actor who played the brother Tristan. His name is Peter Davison. Similar name but much older than Peter Davidson and IMO, much better looking:

http://tinyurl.com/yc7fa7xf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (Ki//m)

370 the bank will literally just guess based on your appearance and surname
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Wait, but if I'm reviewing applications for jobs...

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (AIJ3L)

371 I pray he has a massive stroke asap and we are relieved of his mortal presence.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 01:42 PM (eYF7X)

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* Makes note to keep off Maj. Healey's prayer list. *

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (Tsa4D)

372 Same here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM

'Sup, MP4?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (jA9ul)

373 Davison, the English actor was also in "Dr. Who":

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (Ki//m)

374 Ok ace, besides the point that Fettterman is now obligatory 3 ttt's (I approve) as in raaaaacist (obligatory 5 'a' minimum), but I could not finish reading through all of your description of that nasty ol' mish. I mean I'm a sick fuck, but I'm drinking coffee with heavy cream for shits sake.
Posted by: Just sayin

Mmmmmmm, heavy cream.
- Fetttermonster's recently free ex

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (MsrgL)

375 Things are fucked up beyond repair when asshole imbeciles are putting up statues to the Prince of lies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (pohLc)

376 Ronna McRomney is seeking a line of credit to keep the RNC afloat.

Oh, it be true.

http://tinyurl.com/5av9t57f

Eh, maybe a bit of an overstatement. I thought you meant the RNC is about to die. I actually do think this is fairly routine.

“They’re going to ask the members to take a vote on opening up a line of credit for the RNC, which would allow the RNC to borrow money,” an alarmed RNC member told The Times.

A party official close to RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel insisted the new credit line was nothing unusual. The official said the executive committee authorizes more credit every year in case it is needed, but that does not mean the party will draw from it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (CsUN+)

377 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Demand a jury trial. Shortest defense ever. "Yes, I hate Satan." "Your honor, the defense rests."
Posted by: Oddbob

"Your honor, I thought Satan doesn't exist?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (Ifu6F)

I do hope he asks for a trial. And while corporate media embargos it, everyone from Tucker to Rogan to Elon to Crowder to Shapiro to damn near everyone who isn't part of the corporate media is blasting it across their channels as much as possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (dGCAG)

378 Of course the immigration bill supporters are going to lash out with just emotional ad hominem instead of addressing the facts the opponents bring up .

Biggest sign that the immigration bill is a piece of crap is you can’t defend it from critics and just personally attack the opponents.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (MNhXM)

379 His name is Peter Davison. Similar name but much older than Peter Davidson and IMO, much better looking:

http://tinyurl.com/yc7fa7xf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM

The 5th Doctor Who. Whose daughter is married to the guy who played the 10th Dr. Who. Small world.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (jA9ul)

380 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (Gf82x)

381 Very sloppy reporting, Ace. I hope all of you Morons learned your lesson, and leave breaking news reporting to the professionals. We may be a little slower, but our layers and layers of fact checking ensure we get the story right!

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

382 5 Interesting Booger Facts

1. If you don’t clean boogers out of your nose, you’ll most likely swallow them throughout the day.
2. The best way to pick your nose is with a tissue.
3. If you have a lot of boogers, try drinking more water.
4. It’s OK if boogers are bloody or discolored.
5. Kids eat boogers because they are salty

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (e9bwN)

383 Fetttermn? Isn't that the dance the Mad Hatter performed in Alice?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (pohLc)

384 I was last week years old when I learned that on a mortgage application, when they ask you for your race/ethnicity, and you don't put anything in, the bank will literally just guess based on your appearance and surname, but if they do do that, they have to tick the box that says they did or else they'll get in trouble.

.....

Fucking Clownworld.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM

If I get preferential treatment I am doing it. If they question me I will DEMAND an apology and threaten a lawsuit as that's what I identify as! These pricks need to be hoisted on their own petard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (MGqzM)

385 Things are fucked up beyond repair when asshole imbeciles are putting up statues to the Prince of lies.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

At least Satan wasn't a Confederate general./

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (9yWhg)

386 The 5th Doctor Who. Whose daughter is married to the guy who played the 10th Dr. Who. Small world.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (jA9ul)

I've heard about marrying into a family of doctors before, but...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (VoAdT)

387 380 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (Gf82x)

It's called drawing a charge.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (xhfG9)

388 A party official close to RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel insisted the new credit line was nothing unusual. The official said the executive committee authorizes more credit every year in case it is needed, but that does not mean the party will draw from it.
___

However, if this combination border sell-out and Ukraine funding bill doesn't pass, they will need to draw from it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (fs1hN)

389 362 2 I'm personally excited to hear about Tater's latest romantic endeavors.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 01:02 PM (eYoxG)
-----------------------

Alex Jones?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:58 PM (In5Sq)

390 Mmmmmmm, heavy cream.
- Fetttermonster's recently free ex

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (MsrgL)

You guyz. Lol.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (OIFPS)

391 RE: Junk Drawer, it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

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"The Paolo, he can -- how you say -- confirm ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (Tsa4D)

392 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM

A tribute to He Who Walks Behind the Rows and Brings the Ethanol Subsidies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (jA9ul)

393 really don’t get the Pete Davidson hate. He’s never pretended to be anything other than he is,
Guy from Staten Island who stumbled into comedy. Not everything is bad and needs to be what upon.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (YofvK)

He’s got a Hillary Clinton tattoo. Is that not enough?

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (MNhXM)

394 Eh, maybe a bit of an overstatement. I thought you meant the RNC is about to die. I actually do think this is fairly routine.

However, I have no problem accepting that people are sick of the RNC and its nonsense, and especially Ronna McDaniel and her high living ways on other people's money, so that donations are way down.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (CsUN+)

395
So is this story debunked or bunked?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (oGH7G)

396 @382

>>5 Interesting Booger Facts

A weekly Netti Pot will also do the trick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (rc3Z7)

397 We are living in Michael Crichton’s movie Looker.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:53 PM (kK343)

I'll have to... eh, look that one up.

Made me think of Brazil for some reason too, but it's been eons since I saw it. May not be connected, but I seem to recall plastic surgery was a part of that nightmare too.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

398 317 it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

Phrasing?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (weK7N)

399 5. Kids eat boogers because they are salty
Posted by: Pudinhead

'Snot surprising.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (9yWhg)

400 400

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (weK7N)

401 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (Gf82x)

402 395
So is this story debunked or bunked?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (oGH7G)

Un-bunked?
Mis-bunked?
Under-bunked?

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (YofvK)

403 'Sup, MP4?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (jA9ul)

Not much, my friend. Just trying to finish off the last hour of work and then tend to the chicken soup I have simmering on the stove.

I really hate winter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (Q0kLU)

404 I've decided I am just going to start marking the boxes as a black muslim gay woman. Of course I am neither but frankly it's none of their damn business.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 01:52 PM (MGqzM)

dad used to get everyone to mark "female pacific islander"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (D7oie)

405 This must be a smart blog or something. (The Ace Enquirer?)

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (KAi1n)

406 So is this story debunked or bunked?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (oGH7G)

Exactly.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (OIFPS)

407 I think Fetterman's wife is in a photo with him above.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 01:54 PM (AIJ3L)

Ah, ok. At least no one has released "AI" photos of him yet, I hope.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)

408 401 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (Gf82x)

*looks at hilt*

"Kenneth"?!?!?! Fuck, man. Well OK, then, I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (VoAdT)

409 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (jA9ul)

I didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (Ki//m)

410 Will it boot automatically from the stick or do I need to change the bios?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 01:55 PM (In5Sq)

That would depend upon the boot sequence set in the BIOS. If it does not boot from the stick, you have to go into the BIOS editor (by hitting a particular key during the boot sequence), then navigate to "edit boot device order" and make the necessary changes, then hit "save and exit". It pretty well explains itself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (tkR6S)

411 He’s got a Hillary Clinton tattoo. Is that not enough?
==
And the one ring. *gollum gollum*

Posted by: You were all thinking it at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (rdk84)

412
Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker

_________

Excalibur? Nothung?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:01 PM (oGH7G)

413 Not much, my friend. Just trying to finish off the last hour of work and then tend to the chicken soup I have simmering on the stove.

I really hate winter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM

I hear you. Ready for Spring. Made a nice egg lemon soup last night with some fish stock I had. Perfect for this weather.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (jA9ul)

414 Kids eat boogers to fight the Patriarchy.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

415 >>380 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Why does Iowa have a 91 year old imbecile as a US Senator?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (eYF7X)

416 looks at hilt*

"Kenneth"?!?!?! Fuck, man. Well OK, then, I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (Gf82x)

417
@Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (nIvob)

418 360 Itzhak Perlman has big sausage hands. You would think he was a brick-layer.
----------------
So do dwarfs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (e9bwN)

419 Oh i think i found a booger but it's not....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

420 365 I really don’t get the Pete Davidson hate. He’s never pretended to be anything other than he is,
Guy from Staten Island who stumbled into comedy. Not everything is bad and needs to be what upon.

Haters gotta hate.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (weK7N)

421 401 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (Gf82x)

Is Foe Hammer taken?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (pohLc)

422 Isn't posting under "misha" equivalent to posting under "snizza"?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (1bNHn)

423 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 01:57 PM (Gf82x)

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There's no separation of church and hate.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (Qtr2K)

424 415 >>380 Why does the Iowa legislature have a satan statue?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Why does Iowa have a 91 year old imbecile as a US Senator?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
____

Over-abundance of corn?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (fs1hN)

425 The best thing about Booger is coming up with hair pie.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (MNhXM)

426 >>>then navigate to "edit boot device order" and make the necessary changes, then hit "save and exit". It pretty well explains itself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------

OK, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (In5Sq)

427 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM

Doug the Demon Hammer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2024 02:03 PM (jA9ul)

428 417
@Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (nIvo

LOL... An over-hyped mediocre singer is a National treasure ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (n2vyf)

429 it is a natural law that your junk will expand to overwhelm any space you might have
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

Phrasing?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM (weK7N)

I rate this as false.

Posted by: T. Danson, Whoopie's Ex at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (dGCAG)

430 The Satanist statue, I think was in the State House in Iowa because it was Christmas time and the weenie Satanists-many of whom aren't Satanists, but are part of that "Freedom from Religion" group who just like sticking a finger in the eye of Christians complained that Satan ought to be there along with whatever Christmas display they had there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (Ki//m)

431 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM

God's Ginsu!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (MGqzM)

432 I'll have to... eh, look that one up.

Made me think of Brazil for some reason too, but it's been eons since I saw it. May not be connected, but I seem to recall plastic surgery was a part of that nightmare too.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

———

I haven’t seen it in 30 years but the story as I recall it is prophetic.

Also Susan Day in her prime.

If there hasn’t been one there ought to be a Saturday Night Movie post on Crichton’s body of work.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (kK343)

433 If I ever have a sword I'll give it a Nam.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (Gf82x)

434 The 5th Doctor Who.

If you watch much stuff on Brit Box, he's one of those actors who turns up in almost everything sooner or later.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (sNc8Y)

435 Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.
===
Yes she is. She is incubating a variety of std for us at the moment.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (rdk84)

436 @Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.

You're way too old for this kind of stuff, Liz. You're embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (CsUN+)

437 LOL... An over-hyped mediocre singer is a National treasure ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (n2vyf)

Liz Cheney also thinks Little Debbie Fudge Rounds are a food group.

She just doesn't really categorize things all that well. Pay it no nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (VoAdT)

438 resident Shitz Pantz deciding to not attack has nothing to do with the National Security briefing about the large number of Hezbollah sleeper agents in the United States. Estimates are 3800-38,000 according to the FIB, and those numbers predate the Biden Open Border Policy.

Nope. Nothing to do with possible mass terrorist attacks inside the USA.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 01:37 PM (Fju4

Hell that's probably what we have working directly in the deep state and not even counting those in academia, HR departments and everywhere else wokedom is spreading.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (eoQWY)

439 Lots of kids have tragically lost their fathers . I don’t think it’s automatic they will grow up messed up.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 01:49 PM

But it is the way to bet.

Posted by: Roger Waters at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (xttsV)

440 Pete is on SNL and probably banged Fetterman.

This isn't hard.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (AIJ3L)

441 Corn bread vs. Cornpone. Discuss.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (OIFPS)

442 Also Susan Day in her prime.

No, that was when she was in the Partridge Family. At least that's what pre-adolescent me thought.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 02:06 PM (CsUN+)

443 Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (weK7N)

I know nothing about him. I just said He looks like some weird kid from high school. He may be a wonderfully talented guy, but I don't watch SNL so I wouldn' t know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:06 PM (Ki//m)

444 440 This isn't hard.
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (AIJ3L)

Phrasing?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (weK7N)

445 >>@Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.

In the good old days the Cheney's would be run out of Wyoming on a rail.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (eYF7X)

446 430 The Satanist statue, I think was in the State House in Iowa because it was Christmas time and the weenie Satanists-many of whom aren't Satanists, but are part of that "Freedom from Religion" group who just like sticking a finger in the eye of Christians complained that Satan ought to be there along with whatever Christmas display they had there.

Imagine yourself one of these morons, explaining your actions before a white throne while the maw of Hell is glowing behind you.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (pohLc)

447 @Liz_Cheney
Taylor Swift is a national treasure.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:02 PM (nIvo

LOL... An over-hyped mediocre singer is a National treasure ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:04 PM (n2vyf)

I admit to getting a perverse pleasure from seeing these people having to mouth whatever is put in front of them.

They're required to say the thing that is the current thing. They're not allowed not to.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (dGCAG)

448 $$$$ -- the magic icon which shows a political party the tight link between bank balance and relevance

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (eHnRM)

449 Is that super conservative Republican Cheney talking about a woman who has campaigned for Democrats over the last 10 years?

That’s weird,

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (YofvK)

450
Snood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (oGH7G)

451 I'll testify at the man's trial, dressed up as Mephistopheles. Casually mention that politicians have a "95% admission rate down there".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (cf/0E)

452 Also Susan Day in her prime.

No, that was when she was in the Partridge Family. At least that's what pre-adolescent me thought.
Posted by: Archimedes

The ep where she and Shirley Jones were trying on hot pants. Nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (9yWhg)

453 Does the sword used to lop satan's head off have a cool name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:00 PM

Bob

Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (vivhj)

454 Corn bread vs. Cornpone. Discuss.
Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (OIFPS)

eggs

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (D7oie)

455 Nood.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:09 PM (SRRAx)

456 Misha! Misha! Misha!

Posted by: Jan at January 31, 2024 02:09 PM (2yu8s)

457 The guy who beheaded the Satan statue in the Iowa Legislature is going to be charged with a hate crime.

Nice.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 01:44 PM (kK343)

That might sum up everything more than any one thing in the last dozen years.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (acnw3)

458 A party official close to RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel insisted the new credit line was nothing unusual. The official said the executive committee authorizes more credit every year in case it is needed, but that does not mean the party will draw from it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 01:56 PM (CsUN+)

This has to be the biggest lie a political hack has ever, ever told.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (eoQWY)

459 If my kids are any indication, TayTay is past her peak. There’s a revolt brewing against her. Not political but just because kids inevitably get sick of THE thing and move on to another thing. And pretty soon anyone still into the old thing is uncool.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (YofvK)

460 Yes she is. She is incubating a variety of std for us at the moment.
Posted by: Dr Fauci at January 31, 2024 02:05 PM (rdk84)

That's not all she's incubating.

Travis thinks HE is the father, teehee.

Posted by: B. L. Zebub at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (dGCAG)

461 Also Susan Day in her prime.

No, that was when she was in the Partridge Family. At least that's what pre-adolescent me thought.
Posted by: Archimedes

The ep where she and Shirley Jones were trying on hot pants. Nice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (9yWhg)

It's Susan Dey. My sister looked a lot like her, but about 5 years younger.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (eoQWY)

462 The Satanist statue, I think was in the State House in Iowa because it was Christmas time and the weenie Satanists-many of whom aren't Satanists, but are part of that "Freedom from Religion" group who just like sticking a finger in the eye of Christians complained that Satan ought to be there along with whatever Christmas display they had there.

Imagine yourself one of these morons, explaining your actions before a white throne while the maw of Hell is glowing behind you.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 02:07 PM (pohLc)

He should defend by saying that the chopping off the head is part of the normal rites of the season. Nobody will be able to refute that, as there are no rites.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

463 If my kids are any indication, TayTay is past her peak. There’s a revolt brewing against her. Not political but just because kids inevitably get sick of THE thing and move on to another thing. And pretty soon anyone still into the old thing is uncool.
Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (YofvK)

Even in NFL terms an aging TE is nowhere near as cool as a QB or even a WR.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

464 What kind of head?

- Cashew.

What kind?

- CASHEW!!!!

Gesundheit.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (w9Wax)

465 Why the FUCK does Ace allow these disgusting ads, and the utterly FALSE ones about magical electric power savers?

I would think Musk will eventually sue for illegal appropriation of his image.

Gotta couple million you are ready to give up, Ace et al?

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (MZzYX)

466 When she gets divorced, she gets half his money and all the pussy.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (tU125)

467 Maybe F'man became pro-Israel just to get rid of this scrunt.

Posted by: Martin Tell at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (U7YKP)

468 If Pete is slamming it, they'll find her pretty quick from all the whistling.

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (W+TLY)

469 Gisele Fetterman Has Abandoned Her Husband

So you're telling me I've got a chance?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

470 420 365 I really don’t get the Pete Davidson hate. He’s never pretended to be anything other than he is,
Guy from Staten Island who stumbled into comedy. Not everything is bad and needs to be what upon.

I don't hate him. He's a typical liberal and isn't really all that funny, but he's told a few amusing stories. His fame comes more from who he has dated than anything he has done.

But, what I don't get is the huge push to make him a star. Why is he in all of the commercials, for instance? I just don't see it.

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (ky+MF)

471 The Nut Brains liberal Democrats still thinking the world is flat like those screwballs for the Flat Earth Society

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 31, 2024 04:59 PM (wGqjj)

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