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Foreign Operative and Runaway Yeast Incubator Ilhan "Omar" Nur: My Loyalty is to Somalia, and We Need to Push Around Americans So That Somalians Are Always "Calling the Shots"

All sorts of shenanigans go on in Ilhan "Omar" Nur's family tree. It's less a family tree than a thickly-bundled ball of squirming vipers, all incestuously fucking each other in the snake-assholes.

And she wants her fellow unassimilated illegal immigrants in Minneapolis to know: she is a proudly unassimilated illegal alien who hates the US and sees it as a place to be conquered and looted for War Spoils, too.

In a video widely circulated on social media, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., is quoted as allegedly saying, "The U.S. government will only do what Somalians in the U.S. tell them to do! They will do what we want and nothing else. They must follow our orders and that is how we will safeguard the interest of Somalia."

The video, which shows Rep. Omar speaking in Somali, is accompanied with an English translation of her comments. Alpha News has not independently verified the accuracy of the translation.

The Deputy Foreign Minister of Somaliland says she was "shocked" to read these treasonous statements from a Somali national:


Ambassador Rhoda J Elmi
@AmbRhodaJElmi


We were profoundly surprised, even shocked on discovering the remarks made by Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D) of Minnesota in a recent public forum, widely circulated on most social media platforms and attached below for your reference.

The language she employed was regrettably unbecoming of both the office she holds and the constituents she represents.

Her expressions were lacking in common decency and revealed a significant lack of understanding of basic facts. Specifically troubling, were her endeavors to revive the once-violent and dangerous ideology of Greater Somalia or Somali Weyn, which caused so much death, destruction and conflict in the Horn of Africa.

Furthermore, her use of ethno-racist rhetoric didn't escape attention and left many, with a deep sense of disappointment.

This was particularly bewildering for those who recall similar racist attacks she endured not long ago, of being "not American enough" and was baffling to see her take a similar approach and accuse the entire #Somaliland nation of "falsely claiming Somali identity."

Moreover, her ignorance of #US - #Somaliland cooperation in the fight against terror and piracy in the Gulf of Aden & Gulf Of Berbera was shocking to say the least.

We hope the house leadership and her caucus will take note of her public conduct, unbecoming a United States Congresswoman nor representative of the august house she serves in.

@HouseDemocrats
@HouseGOP
@mrubin1971
@TiborPNagyJr
@DrJPPham
@JMeservey
@Prof_TGSchulze
@StarTribune

Apparently Somaliland it's a breakaway province on the Horn of Africa, which claims it represents all of Somalia.

Addressing a crowded room full of Somalis waving different Somali flags, Rep. Omar purportedly told the audience, "The woman you sent to Congress is working day and night to protect your interest. She knows your plight and that of Somalia. I am as concerned about Somalia as you guys are. Together we will protect the interests of Somalia."


Throughout her speech, Rep. Omar supposedly made repeated references to an ongoing feud involving several east African countries including Somalia, Somaliland, Ethiopia, and Kenya.



Tom Emmer, the House Majority whip, called on this illegal alien and immigration fraudster to resign.

Noted Globalist Infiltrator and Establishment Sell-Out Shill Ron "Meatball" DeSanctimonious called for Ilhan "Omar" Nur not only to be expelled from Congress, but to be "denaturalized" and expelled from the country.

Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantis

Expel from Congress, denaturalize and deport!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:13 PM




Comments

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1 So she's a colonizer?

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 03:13 PM (ZGGD+)

2 Oath of Office?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:14 PM (Ex9MR)

3 Isn't this black nationalism?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:14 PM (e9bwN)

4 Ambassador Rhoda J Elmi
@AmbRhodaJElmi

We were profoundly surprised, even shocked on discovering the remarks made by Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D) of Minnesota in a recent public forum, widely circulated on most social media platforms and attached below for your reference.

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"But vote for her anyway in November or Republicans will hunt Muslim babies for sport."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (Gfonv)

5 Yes, how very American of her. I think she should go back home and find more of her siblings to marry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

6 Someone should address these treasonous statements.

Posted by: Mikey Johnson at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (eYF7X)

7 Damn!
Ace is bringing it today!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

8 Blinken 'n Biden want to do statehood for the fucking palis. As some wag on X said, "Terrorism pays."

So where are their borders, and who is their government, once the IDF has turned gaza into today's equivalent of Dresden?

What do gazan's passports look like today?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (KiBMU)

9 Listen to the hatred and vitriol she has for Somaliland. I guess those folks in Somaliland are not Somali?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (Ex9MR)

10 Yeast is Yeast
And West is West
And never the twain shall meat

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (2yu8s)

11 >>> Listen to the hatred and vitriol she has for Somaliland. I guess those folks in Somaliland are not Somali?

I think it's a breakaway government or something.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (KRtlO)

12 Repulsive.

Posted by: RM at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (urbih)

13 Is yeast halal?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (eYF7X)

14 Average IQ in Somalia? 65.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (q4ZRu)

15 Expel from Congress, denaturalize and deport!
____

If she is denaturalized, can she still incubate yeast?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (fs1hN)

16 Did she check this statement out with her brother you know the one she married...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (pwy2g)

17 Tell me again all about how dem jooz have divided loyalties.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

18 Damn!
Ace is bringing it today!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)
---
Yup. Seems like he got seconds on Kaboom!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (xPJvm)

19 14 Average IQ in Somalia? 65.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (q4ZRu)

and reversing the digits doesn't help...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

20 So she's a colonizer?
Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 03:13 PM

---

Democrats: Yeah, but she doesn't have Power.

Plebe: She's in congress!

Democrats: ....

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (f1kZG)

21 Navy Reserve veteran charged with hate crime for beheading Satanic statue in Iowa State Capitol

Posted by: Don Black at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (geLO8)

22 I guess those folks in Somaliland are not Somali?

Posted by: rd


I'm gonna punt on that question.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)

23 No vote fraud in little Somalia though... most securest evah!

Posted by: Inogame at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (53oGX)

24 You should really look into what Somaliland is before commenting.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (xPl2J)

25 None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (B6tCx)

26 22 I guess those folks in Somaliland are not Somali?

Posted by: rd


I'm gonna punt on that question.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)

Heh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

27 Future Dean of All Things WOG at Hahvahd.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (0EOe9)

28 14 Average IQ in Somalia? 65.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (q4ZRu)

and reversing the digits doesn't help...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

Just be glad there isn't that decimal point in there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (q4ZRu)

29 Foreign Operative and Yeast Incubator Ilhan "Omar" Nur
++++
Your unsettling and grotesque invective improves by the day, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (B2vkr)

30 Gangsta culture > Clan culture

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (RIvkX)

31 In celebration of the upcoming collapse, may I present the haunting and beautiful song:

We Will Rise Again
https://youtu.be/KW5kcUUu2Ac

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (R38qh)

32 I swore I'd never ever, even for a million dollars go back to that absolute shit hole somalia, but I would happily volunteer to haul her ugly ass back, in chains, and dump her off about 200 yards off the beach.
Fu*king bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (W/lyH)

33 "Somaliland" is a tiny little sorta-kinda not-really a country in the middle of Somalia. There's a couple other little microstates in there too. Because Somalia is itself just a slightly bigger sorta-kinda not-really a country that's breaking apart in real time.

So this Deputy Foreign Minister most definitely doesn't speak for Somalia as a whole, and would probably view Bro-Fo with a certain degree of dislike by default....

but it's still fun to read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (VoAdT)

34 Somalis make the best aircraft maintenance guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (Hpgos)

35 Furthermore, her use of ethno-racist rhetoric didn't escape attention and left many, with a deep sense of disappointment.
++++
If a white American had said this, he'd be in a gulag.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (B2vkr)

36
I'm not surprised.

As I recall from Mark Bowden's book Blackhawk Down and some other reading, the Somalis are a bunch of arrogant fucktards who think that the world is closely following every last little thing going on in Somalia with bated breath, 20 years after the battle. In fact, the world promptly forgot about Somalia within a few weeks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (n+4am)

37 she is a proudly unassimilated illegal alien who hates the US and sees it as a place to be conquered and looted for War Spoils, too.

-------------------------

It's all the rage among Democrats these days.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (T5lnw)

38 Damn!
Ace is bringing it today!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)
====
The style guide suggests en fuego is also acceptable as is sending it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

39 11 >>> Listen to the hatred and vitriol she has for Somaliland. I guess those folks in Somaliland are not Somali?

I think it's a breakaway government or something.
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (KRtlO)

========

Breakaway from her family, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

40 I was looking up how many countries there are that end in "-land" the other day for some silly reason.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (VoAdT)

41 >Foreign Operative and Yeast Incubator Ilhan "Omar" Nur: My Loyalty is to Somalia
---


in which case she is in violation of the oath of office:

“I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.” I

Posted by: Don Black at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (geLO8)

42 23 No vote fraud in little Somalia though... most securest evah!
Posted by: Inogame at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (53oGX)

=======

Those guys on camera collecting ballots were just being helpful! Helpful to their grandmas!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

43 Insurrectionist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (lf83v)

44 "Hmm, I bet she does it goat style".

Somali Deputy Foreign Minister

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (0EOe9)

45 In a video widely circulated on social media, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., is quoted as allegedly saying, "The U.S. government will only do what Somalians in the U.S. tell them to do! They will do what we want and nothing else. They must follow our orders and that is how we will safeguard the interest of Somalia."
++++
If it's on videotape and she said what she said and it's clear to anyone who watches the tape, then how is it merely "alleged?"

Would this "robust journalistic standard of language" apply if a wrecker said something bad on video?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (B2vkr)

46 14 Average IQ in Somalia? 65.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (q4ZRu)

and reversing the digits doesn't help...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

Just be glad there isn't that decimal point in there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM

Glad or surprised? Reason#236 I will never step foot in Somaliapolis. Shithole made by shitheads.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (MGqzM)

47 Somalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)

48 So the first main post about it was a Somali ambassador deflection?

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (krQz2)

49 This sounds good:

@PhelimMcAleer
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Mann defamation case against
@MarkSteynOnline
& Simberg close to collapse after Mann's lawyers neglected to enter alleged defamatory articles into the court as evidence. Mann looking anxiously as lawyers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (IG4Id)

50 Somaliland > Disneyland

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (lf83v)

51 I don't know what nationality these people are, but a gang of "migrants" went wilding in NYC and attacked some NYPD officers.

I imagine Omar would cheer this on.

http://tiny.cc/8hslwz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (R38qh)

52 Tom Emmer, the House Majority whip, called on this illegal alien and immigration fraudster to resign.
++++
LOL.

No way. She's not a Party enemy like George Santos.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (B2vkr)

53 How does Omar compare with AOC in the djibouti department?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (9yWhg)

54 Somalia, I barely knew thee.

But that is how out CIA "influencers" manipulate nations. They either attack them, or acquire kompromat on their leaders, or give them a shit ton of dollars. No wonder Omar thinks she can order the US to fund Somalia.

With the BRICS nations growing every week, it will be interesting to see how long we continue to protect the world's shipping, for free.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (Cus5s)

55 Our land of the retards, by the retards, and for the retards shall not perish - as long as Democrats keep giving us truckloads of money.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar Nur at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (hqVaF)

56 Its a Small World, after all....

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (Hpgos)

57 This is going to be a type & delete thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (Ifu6F)

58 At least no one is accusing Ilhan of having dual loyalties.

She has no loyalty to the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (YAtuc)

59 This was particularly bewildering for those who recall similar racist attacks she endured not long ago, of being "not American enough"...

--

It isn't racist to state the obvious. She, herself, clearly makes the point she isn't American in heart and soul. She's made it obvious for a long time.

Out of all the useless POS's in Congress, there is none other I'd like to see dropped into a volcano more than this horrible woman.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (mupln)

60 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (Ki//m)

61 32 I swore I'd never ever, even for a million dollars go back to that absolute shit hole somalia, but I would happily volunteer to haul her ugly ass back, in chains, and dump her off about 200 yards off the beach.
Fu*king bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (W/lyH)

Right where the sharks are...
I don't miss it much either. Especially the smell.

Posted by: Reforger at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (jnrX7)

62 Somalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)
---
I was reading about this the other day, it said "Somals" is the more traditional name. "Somali" seems to be associated with Marxist movements.

But also, words are formed by the conventions of their their language. And -ians is a very common ending for person of a place.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (krQz2)

63 She should be airdropped back into Salmonellia.

She should not be provided with a parachute.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (e6UQI)

64 If it's on videotape and she said what she said and it's clear to anyone who watches the tape, then how is it merely "alleged?"

Would this "robust journalistic standard of language" apply if a wrecker said something bad on video?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (B2vkr)

---------------

It's actually on physical media of magnetic tape?

How barbaric are these people?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (T5lnw)

65 > I was looking up how many countries there are that end in "-land" the other day for some silly reason.

Hollywood was originally Hollywoodland.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (R38qh)

66 How does Omar compare with AOC in the djibouti department?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



She might suffer from lead poisoning sooner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (Ifu6F)

67 Just a reminder. Ilhan Omar was almost defeated last time around.

Not in the general election, that she won by 50 points 75-25.

Democrat Don Samuels almost beat her in the primary election. She squeaked out a 50-48 victory. Samuels is an old line Black Democrat ex council member, now way too centrist for the Neo-Maoist Minneapolis City Council.

He is the guy that fought AGAINST Defund the Police in Minneapolis.

Vote in your Democrat Primary. That is where you can make changes.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (Ex9MR)

68 Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (YAtuc)

69 If it's on videotape and she said what she said and it's clear to anyone who watches the tape, then how is it merely "alleged?"
______

Well, it's allegedly a videotape that allegedly shows someone who allegedly is Ilhan Omar who is allegedly talking about the alleged United States and her alleged allegiance.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (lf83v)

70 How is DeSantis relevant anymore? He's just another GOP washout now. Haley is now the Party's last man. Or Rakshasa. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (0FoWg)

71 28 14 Average IQ in Somalia? 65.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (q4ZRu)

and reversing the digits doesn't help...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

Just be glad there isn't that decimal point in there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:19 PM (q4ZRu)

Could be a rounding error though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

72 Somaliland > Disneyland

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (lf83v)

Especially the Pirates Of The Red Sea ride.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 31, 2024 03:26 PM (xPl2J)

73 49 This sounds good:

@PhelimMcAleer
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Mann defamation case against
@MarkSteynOnline
& Simberg close to collapse after Mann's lawyers neglected to enter alleged defamatory articles into the court as evidence. Mann looking anxiously as lawyers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (IG4Id)

=========

Listen, it's not like he's had *checks notes* 12 years to prepare, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

74 I am going to point to Minnehopeless as the microcosm of what is happening at our borders. The left is great at playing the long game. See marriage and now the transbender agenda where they now have the urgent need to teach 2nd graders how to do oral sex between boys. It started somewhere. The flood of illegals are NOT for THIS vote upcoming. It's to replace blacks as a voting bloc for the upcoming elections. Many blacks are leaving the plantation of dem slavery. They need replacements. They will NOT be illegal for very long under the dems. You get a whole new batch of third world shitholers to do your dirty work. Voila.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:26 PM (MGqzM)

75 >>>Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.

this sounds like an entry from National Lampoon's atlas of the world.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:26 PM (KRtlO)

76 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (ogTiX)

77 in which case she is in violation of the oath of office:

“I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.” I
Posted by: Don Black


Oath of Office is only a suggestion for democrats

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (Ifu6F)

78 60 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (Ki//m)

But mostly peaceful rioting. Dancing in the streets!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

79 If Somalia and Somalians are so great and awesome and wonderful, then WHY NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY AND FUCK OFF BACK TO SOMALIA??

I despise these worthless cocks and cunts from fetid fourth-world sewer-rat shitholes living high on the hog in the USA, who nevertheless continue to praise and honor these fetid fourth-world sewer-rat shitholes. Then fuck the hell off and go back there!

Somalia barely qualifies as a country. It makes Gaza look secure and civilized.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

80 Oath of Office is only a suggestion for democrats
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (Ifu6F)

"Well she wasn't in her office when she said it, was she?"

-Some jagmeat on DU later today, most likely

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (VoAdT)

81 With the BRICS nations growing every week, it will be interesting to see how long we continue to protect the world's shipping, for free.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2024 03:23 PM (Cus5s)

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We ain't, and I say that thankfully.

There is no reason ,other than pure greed among the rich, that the USA couldn't supply all its own energy, agricultural and manufactured goods. We could be completely self sufficient as a nation.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (T5lnw)

82 Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.

this sounds like an entry from National Lampoon's atlas of the world.
Posted by: ace


You forgot piracy 🏴‍☠️.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (Ifu6F)

83 62 Somalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)
---
I was reading about this the other day, it said "Somals" is the more traditional name. "Somali" seems to be associated with Marxist movements.

But also, words are formed by the conventions of their their language. And -ians is a very common ending for person of a place.
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (krQz2)

That's possibly because of the Roman naming convention. Hispania, italia, Germania, Brittania, Persia, Graecia. -ia just meaning land of.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (eYoxG)

84 this sounds like an entry from National Lampoon's atlas of the world.
---------------
How I miss National Lampoon. Greatest magazine evah!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

85 68 Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (YAtuc)

Animal Husbandry means something different to a jihadi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

86 “I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.” I
Posted by: Don Black


Oath of Office is only a suggestion for democrats
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (Ifu6F)
---
It's like the Pirate's Code to Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

87 It's actually on physical media of magnetic tape?

How barbaric are these people?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (T5lnw)
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Why'd you assume it's magnetic? It's punched paper tape that controls a Zoetrope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (B2vkr)

88 Savage needs to be sent back to whatever 4th world shithole she comes from so they can chop off her clit and make her a slave for her holes.

Take her to Detroit!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM (Dc73h)

89 78 60 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (Ki//m)

But mostly peaceful rioting. Dancing in the streets!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (ynpvh)
____________

True. But that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

90 Is Q-Tip' district comprised entirely of Somalis?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM (Gf82x)

91 Spoiler alert!

Nothing will happen to her.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM (vivhj)

92 You forgot piracy 🏴‍☠️.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM

And marrying your brother.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM (MGqzM)

93 87 It's actually on physical media of magnetic tape?

How barbaric are these people?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (T5lnw)
++++
Why'd you assume it's magnetic? It's punched paper tape that controls a Zoetrope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM (B2vkr)

wax cylinder

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

94
Hollywood was originally Hollywoodland.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (R38qh

========

Hollywoodland was a residential development.
The sign originally was advertising for selling homes.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (hyjc7)

95 there was a letter from the editor of NL which said something like:

Sirs:

We will no longer refer to our country by the masculine name "El Salvador," which has connotations of violence, civil war, and crime. From this point forward, we will call our country by the feminine form "La Salvadora," which connotes peace, tranquility, and prostitution.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

96 Just as soon as the GOP is done impregnating us with the new tax bill, I'm sure the stern letters will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (eYF7X)

97 Correction needed Ace. Their family tree looks like a telephone pole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (MGqzM)

98 Quoted as allegedly saying?

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (FQmDC)

99 i think the NL world atlas referred to every single country -- every one! -- as "vibrant and diverse."

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

100 GA State Senator Moore filmed "migrants" in a conference room in the Atlanta airport under guard by a member of the military. The military official, who is a fat fuck by the way, then assaulted Moore for attempting to film.

http://tiny.cc/wjslwz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (R38qh)

101 96 Just as soon as the GOP is done impregnating us with the new tax bill, I'm sure the stern letters will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (eYF7X)

Why does that sound like what happens to the guy in Alien?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

102 95 We will no longer refer to our country by the masculine name "El Salvador," which has connotations of violence, civil war, and crime. From this point forward, we will call our country by the feminine form "La Salvadora," which connotes peace, tranquility, and prostitution.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

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I'm pretty sure the documentary Mean Girls showed me that women aren't always peaceloving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

103 Is Q-Tip' district comprised entirely of Somalis?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:29 PM

Most of it. And it's as wonderful as you can imagine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (MGqzM)

104 Nur go DERP!

Send her back to Somalia. Immigration fraud and pretending to be human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (OXbIv)

105 “I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”
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Sounds racist.

Seems like a way white people can hold People of Color to *white* standards of behavior.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (krQz2)

106 99 i think the NL world atlas referred to every single country -- every one! -- as "vibrant and diverse."
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

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Even Iceland?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

107 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (Ki//m)


Great. Apprehend all the rioters and deport them back to Somalia with her.

Or just imprison them for several years without trial. That's what we do to "insurrectionists," right?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (rcsB3)

108 My Loyalty is to Somalia, and We Need to Push Around Americans So That Somalians Are Always "Calling the Shots"
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Deport her dusky butt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (+PVrT)

109 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:27 PM (ogTiX)


Yeah, fat with a Bro-baby!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (5AVMW)

110 Sirs:

We will no longer refer to our country by the masculine name "El Salvador," which has connotations of violence, civil war, and crime. From this point forward, we will call our country by the feminine form "La Salvadora," which connotes peace, tranquility, and prostitution.

Posted by: ace


La Coochi Mama!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (Ifu6F)

111 "I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."
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She's violated the Oath of Naturalization and therefore is no longer fit to be a citizen of the United States. Thus she should automatically be expelled from Congress because she is no longer a U.S. Citizen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (7fElN)

112 The -i suffix comes from Persian, I think, and is used mostly for inhabitants of Asian and African countries.


So, Dearborni, Londoni, Stockholmi, etc.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (9yWhg)

113 Nur: "We must continue dragging down the average IQ in America!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (+PVrT)

114 Oaths are silly formalities.

Posted by: Mike Obama at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (raJHR)

115 La Coochi Mama!
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Loco Chica!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (Hpgos)

116 in which case she is in violation of the oath of office:
-
That doesn't really distinguish her from anyone else in the federal government these days.

Posted by: Methos at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (Dnobf)

117 Dearbornistan sums it up well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (OXbIv)

118 50 Somaliland > Disneyland


That's fucking goofy

Posted by: Taggart at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (og5mY)

119 We should allow African Americans to take African oaths.

Devotion to a white, systematically racist country is racist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)

120 Nur go DERP!

Send her back to Somalia. Immigration fraud and pretending to be human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2024 03:31 PM (OXbIv)

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Pretending and still failing miserable at it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (dbxe7)

121 i think the NL world atlas referred to every single country -- every one! -- as "vibrant and diverse."
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

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Even Iceland?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The diversity of disgusting seafood dishes in Iceland is something to behold.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (9yWhg)

122 I saw a meme that showed the beautiful buildings of the Roman Empire titled, Over 2000 years ago, and next to it was a picture of a hut with thatch titled Africa, an hour ago.

Don't ask what my point is, I don't really know.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (JeYYB)

123 111 She's violated the Oath of Naturalization and therefore is no longer fit to be a citizen of the United States. Thus she should automatically be expelled from Congress because she is no longer a U.S. Citizen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (7fElN)

========

"I hear you. I feel you pain in this matter. But, we've decided to go in another direction. Fuck you."
-The federal government

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

124 ---
She's violated the Oath of Naturalization and therefore is no longer fit to be a citizen of the United States. Thus she should automatically be expelled from Congress because she is no longer a U.S. Citizen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 03:33 PM (7fElN)

She had her fingers crossed behind her back.

It doesn't count.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (vivhj)

125 Go back to China!

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

126 I am de captain now.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (lf83v)

127 Somaliland is a breakaway region which faces the Arabian peninsula. They declared independence but no one recognizes it. The Ethiopians are going to recognize its independence in return for access to a port facility. This pisses Somalia off.
Omar's father was a henchman in Siad Barre's dictatorship which killed thousands of Isaaq, the tribe / clan that lives in Somaliland. Knuckle dragging primitives killing other knuckle dragging primitives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (hB1mF)

128 50 Somaliland > Disneyland


That's fucking goofy
Posted by: Taggart at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (og5mY)


Hyuk! You don't know the half of it!

Posted by: Goofy at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (rcsB3)

129 In one story I saw she was quoted as saying she was Somali first and Moslem second. I would think that would piss off here co-religionists. Christians normally put God first.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (1bNHn)

130 Just imagine what her IQ would be if there was still lead in paint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (OXbIv)

131 118 50 Somaliland > Disneyland


That's fucking goofy

Posted by: Taggart at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (og5mY)

Mickey said something like that to his lawyer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

132 that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic, of the United States of America
_______________

Slight emendation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (+PVrT)

133 Just imagine what her IQ would be if there was still lead in paint.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2024 03:36 PM (OXbIv)
________________

Lead would probably increase her IQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (+PVrT)

134 Somalia, Somalia,
The goats won't give you cooties
Somalia, Somalia
Bang drums and play your fluties
Somalia, the land of sand
Just wipe your ass
With your left hand
Somalia, Somalia, you'll wish you were in Newark

Somalia National Anthem

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (0EOe9)

135 I have White Pills if anyone wants any. 😇

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (HKvWX)

136 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.
__________

A fat Somalian?

That's gotta be a first.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (lf83v)

137 Amazing what you're not allowed to get footage of.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (R4t5M)

138 If she keeps piling on the lbs, she won't be small-ee much longer.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:37 PM (ogTiX)

139 My Loyalty is to Somalia, and We Need to Push Around Americans So That Somalians Are Always "Calling the Shots"
_______________

Deport her dusky butt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

I hear Somalia is nice this time of year, beautiful sandy beaches and the cuisine is to die for!

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

140 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (Ki//m)

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I don't know about that?

There is a constant low level ethnic warfare between Blacks and Somalis in Minneapolis area schools. Sometimes it breaks out into open ethnic conflict inside the schools and in the parking lots.

It doesn't help that the DFL removed civil protections for School Resource Officers, and 90% of the police agencies pulled their SROS from schools last Fall.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (M6DqJ)

141 Hollywoodland was a residential development.
The sign originally was advertising for selling homes.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (hyjc7)
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Partly destroyed in the unfortunate incident with the Zeppelin "Luxembourg."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (0gvpA)

142 A Fat Somalian sounds like a new drink.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (eYF7X)

143 Rocketeer reference..nice

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (FQmDC)

144 Quelle surprise. "Somaliland" has been supported by the U.S. DoS, including during Trump's time in office. Even though they don't "formally" recognize Somaliland, State did things like send election observers, etc.

Overall, the civil war in which this subversives family was involved, was one big reason for Operation Gothic Serpent. They are the people who killed our Rangers during The Battle of Mogadishu. They're scum and always have been.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (d9i2R)

145 68 Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (YAtuc)

You forgot piracy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (pohLc)

146 Somaliland > Disneyland
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

We're a small mind after all...
We're a small mind after all..

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (w9Wax)

147 Slight emendation.

There are many salves for that now.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

148 I saw a meme that showed the beautiful buildings of the Roman Empire titled, Over 2000 years ago, and next to it was a picture of a hut with thatch titled Africa, an hour ago.

Don't ask what my point is, I don't really know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (JeYYB)
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My favorite was the leftist South African "scholar" who specialized in "post-colonial African literature." Because there wasn't any "pre-colonial African literature."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (+PVrT)

149 "a thickly-bundled ball of squirming vipers, all incestuously fucking each other in the snake-assholes"

in short, a slithering fuckpile

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (6jH1W)

150 Somalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)
......

Somalioids?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

151 I think Omar is not bad-looking. She has beautiful skin. Roughly comparable to AOC in an overall ranking.

But then, of course, their is the craz/evil portion of the matrix to consider.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

152 Oaths are silly formalities.
Posted by: Mike Obama at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (raJHR)
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There was a time when oaths were Serious Business and being accused as an "oathbreaker" was a killing matter. Oathbreakers were shunned and ostracized as untrustworthy people.

She's an oathbreaker twice over (once for naturalization and once for her Congressional office) and will suffer NO consequences.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

153 If you'd like to take a break from all this political yada yada, perhaps contemplate the forthcoming conclusion of the American Rules football season, I regret to inform you that my local paper informs me that the local professional baseball owners are somehow buying in to a partnership with the NFL somehow. That would be John Henry and Fenway Partners Group or whatever.
Expect heavy emphasis on further wokeness and pussification of said league, and concurrent decline in apptitude and performance.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (4780s)

154 They are the people who killed our Rangers during The Battle of Mogadishu. They're scum and always have been.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (d9i2R)
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And going forward ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (+PVrT)

155 Whoa, wth happened to the Dow at about 3 pm?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (CsUN+)

156 My favorite was the leftist South African "scholar" who specialized in "post-colonial African literature." Because there wasn't any "pre-colonial African literature."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (+PVrT)

Cave drawings count!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)

157 omalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)
......

Somalioids?
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
____________

Somalitards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (+PVrT)

158 animal husbandry
_______

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (lf83v)

159 142 A Fat Somalian sounds like a new drink.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (eYF7X)

Not to be confused with a Slim Samoan.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (BoRyq)

160 Let them riot in Minneapolis. Time for that whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (QN7a1)

161 Noted Globalist Infiltrator and Establishment Sell-Out Shill Ron "Meatball" DeSanctimonious called for Ilhan "Omar" Nur not only to be expelled from Congress, but to be "denaturalized" and expelled from the country.
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*wipes tear from eye, sniffs*

If only Ace had shown so much passion for me....

Posted by: A wistful Ted Cruz at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (rdk84)

162 Somalx

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (9yWhg)

163 Cave drawings count!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)
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Those were in France.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (+PVrT)

164 >>155 Whoa, wth happened to the Dow at about 3 pm?
Posted by: Archimedes

Fed says the interest rate ain't movin'?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (eYF7X)

165 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.
__________

Is she with child?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (Gf82x)

166 121 i think the NL world atlas referred to every single country -- every one! -- as "vibrant and diverse."
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

=======

Even Iceland?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The diversity of disgusting seafood dishes in Iceland is something to behold.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:35 PM (9yWhg)
_______

Hakarl? It's DEE-LISH, dude! Some of the Icelandic cuisine is very tasty, though. They have some really good lamb dishes.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

167 151 I think Omar is not bad-looking. She has beautiful skin. Roughly comparable to AOC in an overall ranking.

But then, of course, their is the craz/evil portion of the matrix to consider.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

To me, Ilhan is more attractive than AOC because she has a more feminine face. That's what makes it such a tragedy that the isn't watching her weight the way she should.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (ogTiX)

168 92 You forgot piracy 🏴‍☠️.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:28 PM

And marrying your brother.
Posted by: Minnfidel
____

And don't forget FGM.

But not everything coming out of Somalia is worthless. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is one example. And she denounces that craphole.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (fs1hN)

169 animal husbandry
____________

Yeah, there was a bit of confusion about that term among the Arabs. Just a big mix-up, honest mistake, anyone could have made it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (+PVrT)

170 Cave drawings count!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)
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Those were in France.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (+PVrT)

Then I got nothing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (R4t5M)

171 68 Somalis - a proud people, who have historically engaged in their traditional economic pursuits of farming, animal husbandry, and slave trading.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2024 03:25 PM (YAtuc)
You forgot piracy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (pohLc)

And rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (Dc73h)

172 Is she with child?
_______

I believe you meant to say "Is she with spawn?"

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (lf83v)

173 So is the weird hairnet/head scarf to keep the lice in or the rats out?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

174 But not everything coming out of Somalia is worthless. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is one example. And she denounces that craphole.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (fs1hN)
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She's about 18 standard deviations from the mean in the Gaussian distribution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (+PVrT)

175 Wasn't Bowie married to a good-looking Somali chick?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

176 I think Omar is not bad-looking. She has beautiful skin. Roughly comparable to AOC in an overall ranking.

But then, of course, their is the craz/evil portion of the matrix to consider.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)
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AoC. I think, is mostly on the "stupid" side of the matrix.

Omar definitely nose-dives off the "evil" end.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (0gvpA)

177 Some of the Icelandic cuisine is very tasty, though. They have some really good lamb dishes.

I had an arctic char in a restaurant there. It was excellent.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (CsUN+)

178 What stupid thing(s)could Biden say in East Palestine?

"I understand you folks are about to celebrate an anniversary on Feb 3rd. Anniversaries are special occasions. I'm glad I can celebrate this special time with you."

Before he gets shuffled off the podium.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (Ki//m)

179 I worked with a woman born of Lithuanian parents who was closely involved in preserving Lithuanian culture in the US. But a couple of differences:

1. Her parents fled Lithuania because of the brutal Soviet takeover
2. My coworker was proudly American
3. She was not a member of Congress

You can support another country, but we need to know where your first allegiance.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (QTdvk)

180 165 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.
__________

Is she with child?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:42 PM (Gf82x)

Unpossible! She's no longer living with her brother.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (iQxGO)

181 So is the weird hairnet/head scarf to keep the lice in or the rats out?
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
_______________

You betcha.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (+PVrT)

182 I’m with Meatball.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (BYMs5)

183 The oath of Naturalizaion: "...I absolutely and entirely renounce ... all allegiance to any foreign prince, state, or sovereignty"

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (QTdvk)

184 The word is Biden's going to put John Podesta in Kerry's "special climate envoy" position.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (R38qh)

185 "Michael Mann defamation case against
@MarkSteynOnline & Simberg close to collapse"

can we exile that fuckhead mann to Somalia with a hockey stick up his ass?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (6jH1W)

186 Ilhan appears to be getting fat.
......

Shoulda stayed in Somalia. It's impossible to get fat there.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

187 179 You can support another country, but we need to know where your first allegiance.
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (QTdvk)

=======

I don't think Lithuanian culture includes much about a global caliphate, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

188 Old & Busted: Having communists in every democrat administration.

New Hotness: Having 3rd world communists "elected" to congress.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (17s+e)

189 "Noted Globalist Infiltrator and Establishment Sell-Out Shill Ron "Meatball" DeSanctimonious"

Hyperbole much?
Jeesh!

Posted by: Shaftoe at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (Rvxb7)

190 Before he gets shuffled off the podium.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:44 PM (Ki//m)
_______________

You mean before he does his roomba impression while trying to get off the stage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (+PVrT)

191 153. Correction. Getting old and feeble minded, and my rants mixed up.
Fenway Group to connect with PGA, not NFL.
All else holds.
Looks like Saudi's win. LIV tour soon to surpass PGA tour.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (4780s)

192 She knows the Horn of Africa and his phone number.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (2yu8s)

193 183 The oath of Naturalization: "...I absolutely and entirely renounce ... all allegiance to any foreign prince, state, or sovereignty"


Forget it, Jake, She's a Democrat.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (QTdvk)

194 I'm stuck on the NYT crossword:

"A Somalian with a yeast infection"

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (ogTiX)

195
Dow always moves at 3. Dump or hard-on.

Please note that all "the squad" members have street armies in their employ that they euphemistically call "security".

The financing of these is mostly private funds, which may be why the justice department is curious, seeing as how they believe they control them.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (j4U/Z)

196 >>I think Omar is not bad-looking


She looks like an African Plains Antelope.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (yfepr)

197 What stupid thing(s)could Biden say in East Palestine?
__________

Today, I have called for a cease fire in East Palestine. And now we have peace.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (lf83v)

198 It looks like Steyn is in a wheelchair now. At least that was the picture accompanying the article.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (R4t5M)

199 This is going to be a type & delete thread.

Yeah, that's pretty much where I am at anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (V8he0)

200 Nur: "We must continue dragging down the average IQ in America!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:34 PM (+PVrT)

--------------

Do minorities now get bonus reparations affirmative action points on IQ tests now like they have been on college entrance exams for decades?

And if there isn't yet "IQ Inflation" like there's ubiquitous Grade Inflation yet ... it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (He5TQ)

201 "Somali" was the term chosen by the RN for the WWII Tribal-class destroyer.

And Somaliland is the former British colony. Somalia is the former Italian one, and the claim to rule both. The former disagrees, but the UN doesn't think so. (Which to my mind makes Somaliland the good guys. Omar's opinion just confirms me in that opinion.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (1bNHn)

202 Just looked it up and the per capita income in Somalia is $471 a year, but that's a whole bunch of Somali Shillings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (0EOe9)

203 I saw Runaway Yeast Incubator open for the Red Lobster's Fisherman Feast at the Metra in 88.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (5FnZt)

204 The Somalis are mostly scum. They will sell you out for a crust of bread. We saw that during Gothic Serpent. They lined up in crowds men, women and children, to take shots at our guys. On the end I blame Clinton and his asshole SECDEF for not giving us the armor we requested. But these people and the shitbag UN played a huge part.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (d9i2R)

205 I'm stuck on the NYT crossword:

"A Somalian with a yeast infection"
Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (ogTiX)
________________

Could you narrow it down a bit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (+PVrT)

206 I haven't heard from Mark Steyn in a long time.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (Gf82x)

207 >>"Michael Mann defamation case against
@MarkSteynOnline & Simberg close to collapse"


How is that one not being televised?

It's a fucking sin that Federal Courts hide their proceedings from Public Viewing.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (yfepr)

208 And like nearly every one of the pols and public figures who's career is based on their ancestry and melanin content, her romantic partner of choice is a white person. Not any sort of Somalian.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (3/XaG)

209 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (+PVrT)

Yes; That's a better description.

I hope everybody in East Palestine has a sign out saying "Trump 2024" or at least "Never Biden."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (Ki//m)

210 It looks like Steyn is in a wheelchair now. At least that was the picture accompanying the article.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Last year he had two hear attacks. You can tell he's trying to keep up appearances with his snazzy dressing and all, but to me he doesn't look good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (9yWhg)

211 >>159 142 A Fat Somalian sounds like a new drink.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:38 PM (eYF7X)

Not to be confused with a Slim Samoan.
Posted by: Mishdog

A double Dumb Asian can get you cocked.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (eYF7X)

212 Just looked it up and the per capita income in Somalia is $471 a year, but that's a whole bunch of Somali Shillings.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (0EOe9)
_______________

Somali shillings? What are those? Compressed camel flop?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (+PVrT)

213 Is there anyone in Somalia smart enough to do anything?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (RD+Nh)

214 So far, I have: __uarterpou_nd_r_withchees_

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (ogTiX)

215 Go back and look at Trump's policy on Somalia. Just another inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (d9i2R)

216 178 What stupid thing(s)could Biden say in East Palestine?

"I understand you folks are about to celebrate an anniversary on Feb 3rd. Anniversaries are special occasions. I'm glad I can celebrate this special time with you."

Before he gets shuffled off the podium.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_____

My son Beau died from being near a burn pit. Just like you guys. I hope you all don't get cancer like my dear boy Beau, though. Actually I do hope some of you get cancer. I'm kidding! Oh look, there's a pretty girl in the front over there. How old are you dear? 13? That's perfect!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (fs1hN)

217 >>I haven't heard from Mark Steyn in a long time.

He should have been the replacement for Rush, not Bongino.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (eYF7X)

218 And like nearly every one of the pols and public figures who's career is based on their ancestry and melanin content, her romantic partner of choice is a white person. Not any sort of Somalian.
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (3/XaG)
_______________

You've GOT to wonder about the white person.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (+PVrT)

219 I'm stuck on the NYT crossword:

"A Somalian with a yeast infection"

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM (ogTiX)

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In the original post, I read that as "beast infection."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (He5TQ)

220 She just hired Sweetdick Honeycum Esq. as her lawyer!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (MGqzM)

221 At the minimum she's more open and honest about her intentions and loyalties than most of the GOP and certainly most of the Democrats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (Q4IgG)

222 You would think a foreigner shouldn't be allowed to be a representative of the USA but that ship sailed long ago.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

223 British Somaliland and Italian Somaliland both achieved independence a few days apart, and then merged to form Somalia.

French Somaliland went its own way as Djibouti.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (9yWhg)

224 Somalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)

and their currency is Simoleons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (tkR6S)

225 Is there anyone in Somalia smart enough to do anything?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (RD+Nh)
_______________

They're just bright enough to come here. And to digest food. If they're not walking at the same time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (+PVrT)

226 I would definitely hit it

Posted by: The Horn of Africa (AKA Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.) at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (Rvxb7)

227 215 Go back and look at Trump's policy on Somalia. Just another inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (d9i2R)


1) I'm surprised he or the U.S. has much of a "policy" on Somalia;

2) don't be a tease - you want to tell us - what was the policy and what should the policy have been?

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (ky+MF)

228 So...Rep Santos was kicked out for maybe lying about being gay.

But Omar can marry her brother and claim allegiance to a foreign country and...crickets.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (ibTVg)

229 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:51 PM (B2vkr)

230 Is there anyone in Somalia smart enough to do anything?

At one point they had arguably the most powerful slave trading empire in the world.

Oh wait we aren't supposed to mention that are we...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

231 I think Omar is not bad-looking

This is not at all surprising.

Posted by: Paulina Porzkova at January 31, 2024 03:52 PM (V8he0)

232 Sir Richard Francis Burton took a spear to the face in Somaliland.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 03:52 PM (0gvpA)

233 I say the same thing about Dr Oz and his loyalty to Erdogan and Turkey. That he agreed to only give up his Turkish citizenship if he won the Senate seat says all I need to know about his loyalties.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 03:52 PM (MNhXM)

234 He should have been the replacement for Rush, not Bongino.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Agreed, but I don't think he wanted it.

He was my favorite guest host after Tony Snow died.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:52 PM (9yWhg)

235 I'm stuck on the NYT crossword:

"A Somalian with a yeast infection"
Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 03:46 PM

Try Ilhan's Brothers Uncut cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (MGqzM)

236 203
I saw Runaway Yeast Incubator open for the Red Lobster's Fisherman Feast at the Metra in 88.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (5FnZt)
......

Took over 200 comments but we finally got there.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

237 204 The Somalis are mostly scum. They will sell you out for a crust of bread. We saw that during Gothic Serpent. They lined up in crowds men, women and children, to take shots at our guys. On the end I blame Clinton and his asshole SECDEF for not giving us the armor we requested. But these people and the shitbag UN played a huge part.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (d9i2R)
_________

They are responsible for most of the high-value animal poaching in Africa too, or at least in Kenya and Tanzania. For this reason, Kenyans and Tanzanians absolutely despise Somalis. Of course, the media portray poachers of elephants, rhinos, lions, and other high-value targets as Evil White Men, but the truth is they are almost all black.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

238 Just looked it up and the per capita income in Somalia is $471 a year, but that's a whole bunch of Somali Shillings.

IIRC Obama's Kenyan family were living at about that same level.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (ibTVg)

239 >>> He should have been the replacement for Rush, not Bongino.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (eYF7X)

======

Who doesn't love a radio show host who yells and constantly repeats himself to try to make a point.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (JfxgE)

240 Sir Richard Francis Burton took a spear to the face in Somaliland.

Imagine using that at parties. The ladies would be salivating, and the men would be cursing their luck.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (CsUN+)

241 Is there anyone in Somalia smart enough to do anything?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (RD+Nh)

Ummmmmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (Dc73h)

242 You would think a foreigner shouldn't be allowed to be a representative of the USA but that ship sailed long ago.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM

Yea, right to our shores and bred like rabbits.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:54 PM (MGqzM)

243 Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 03:49 PM (fs1hN)

Yes, if he can bring Beau into he probably will.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:54 PM (Ki//m)

244 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wow. Weird shade of fingernail polish, but other than that...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:54 PM (9yWhg)

245 217 >>I haven't heard from Mark Steyn in a long time.

He should have been the replacement for Rush, not Bongino.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (eYF7X)

He is coming to the end of 12-year delayed trial, a lawsuit brought by the disgusting Michael Mann of the debunked "Climate Change" Hockey stick graph. If you pray, Steyn could use them.

Mann FALSELY claimed for over a decade, even in court filings for the lawsuit, that he is a Nobel Prize winner. He is not. The Director of the Nobel Prize committee sent him a letter saying "Stop claiming this." He did not.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:54 PM (QTdvk)

246 Do minorities now get bonus reparations affirmative action points on IQ tests now like they have been on college entrance exams for decades?

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (He5TQ)
_______________

College entrance exams - e.g., the SAT - is basically an IQ test ("complete the series ..."). It doesn't ask factual questions that would reflect the efficacy of prior education.

So, in effect, yes, minorities DO get bonus affirmative action points on IQ tests in at least this context.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:55 PM (+PVrT)

247 If you see an Arab in your government, you're already fucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (0FoWg)

248 "Somaliland" is a tiny little sorta-kinda not-really a country in the middle of Somalia. There's a couple other little microstates in there too. Because Somalia is itself just a slightly bigger sorta-kinda not-really a country that's breaking apart in real time.

So this Deputy Foreign Minister most definitely doesn't speak for Somalia as a whole, and would probably view Bro-Fo with a certain degree of dislike by default....

but it's still fun to read.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (VoAdT)

The origin of Somaliland is that this was a British colony in the area, while the rest was an Italian colony.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

249 Been listening to Husker Du a lot lately.

https://youtu.be/DxKcEurO5jA?si=mtCCwlkIAwrjknbP

It's about my only connection to Minnesota.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv)

250 College entrance exams - e.g., the SAT - is basically an IQ test ("complete the series ..."). It doesn't ask factual questions that would reflect the efficacy of prior education.

Eh.....certainly the verbal part has an element of prior education. If the house you grew up in used nothing but monosyllabic grunts, it's unlikely you'd have a good vocabulary.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)

251 Anyone know how to say Fuck You in Somalian?

I really need to know.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (s5ZnM)

252 Breaking
Disney loses case against DeSantis, case dismissed

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

253 Nasty, nasty whore, (is) this Omar. Nasty, vile, lying whore. Nasty, devious and untrustworthy are her adherents and sycophants.

Posted by: Despise North African Goat Screwers and MN cretins who vote for them at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (5DfsO)

254 I think Omar is not bad-looking

This is not at all surprising.
Posted by: Paulina Porzkova


I never said Paulina was bad looking. She is objectively good looking. (As is Omar, which is all I was saying.)
But there is such a thing as being subjectively good looking ("beauty is in the eye of the beholder"). And she just never did anything to me on a subjective level. (Same with Omar.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

255 House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., is coming out in support of a bipartisan tax deal scheduled for a vote later on Wednesday.

"The Tax Relief for American Families and Workers Act is important bipartisan legislation to revive conservative pro-growth tax reform," Johnson said in a statement[/i\


Yes he is an RNCe Republican with a "D".

Posted by: vic at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (A5THL)

256 Thought Somalia Land was an amusement park for warlords to war.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM (J8LnB)

257 This is going to be a type & delete thread.

Yeah, that's pretty much where I am at anymore.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 03:47 PM (V8he0)

Yup. I've pretty much run out of words to express my disgust and anger.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (BdMk6)

258 Not so many years ago, there were some Lutherans hanging out in the church basement over coffee and a Jello mold. One finally speaks up "you know what this country needs? Some of those folks from Somalia. Lets bring over a few hundred. Olaf, are you in? Good, that's settled. Now, who put carrots in the Jello?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (0EOe9)

259 Tom Emmer, the House Majority whip, called on this illegal alien and immigration fraudster to resign.

----------------

This is what you say when you are not serious. Expel her like you did with George Santos then get back to us.

Posted by: Decaf at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (3JfbU)

260 So, I just looked at the Ace of Spades headlines for the day.
Fani Willis, Who Has Crabs More Frequently Than the Red Lobster Fisherman's Feast Special,

The fact that Ace hasn't received a Pulitzer Prize is a crime against journalism. Seriously, Ace, you should be teaching journalism classes at Columbia University. Oh, wait, no, you don't fit the diversity requirements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (0Htd1)

261 Sheik Djibouti! Sheik! Sheik! Sheik! Sheik Djibouti, yeah!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (2yu8s)

262 Just looked it up and the per capita income in Somalia is $471 a year, but that's a whole bunch of Somali Shillings.

IIRC Obama's Kenyan family were living at about that same level.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 03:53 PM (ibTVg)
.......

yeah, but they had mud huts, which are quite a step up from sand castles.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

263 250 "College entrance exams - e.g., the SAT - is basically an IQ test ("complete the series ..."). It doesn't ask factual questions that would reflect the efficacy of prior education."

Eh.....certainly the verbal part has an element of prior education. If the house you grew up in used nothing but monosyllabic grunts, it's unlikely you'd have a good vocabulary.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)

And the mathematics. It's not that similar to a test focused more strongly on IQ (such as spatial reasoning and stuff).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (eYoxG)

264 256 Thought Somalia Land was an amusement park for warlords to war.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2024 03:57 PM

Well that's only one of the attractions. The other is the family gang bang. And don't miss out on the concessions! The rice cups with ghee are lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (MGqzM)

265 Let's just empty Congress of everyone who's said something someone else disagrees with. I'd have no problems voting for Ilhan Omar whatsoever if I were in her district.

Omar (my rep) is an American citizen; she can't be deported. She can be primaried, though, which is about to happen. She says a lot of dumb, unnecessarily controversial things, and I'd like to be represented by someone who doesn't do that.

She took an oath to defend the constitution. Saying Somalian first was a dumb thing. She can advocate for the interests of Somalia without saying "Somalian first". It makes it sound like the reason she is in congress is to protect the interests of Somalia. Sometimes those interests are not consistent with what is best for the US. Of course, deporting her is a stupid idea. Or even saying it they want to deport is stupid.

Deporting her isn't just a stupid thing, it is white supremacy at its worst. She is a US citizen.

Authoritarianism is at our door with a battering ram and many folks are still laughing it off. She has been made a scapegoat by the right, and will be deported as an example if the lunatics win!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

266 Here’s a Stalin or Hitler conundrum question.

Palestinians or Somalians?

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (MNhXM)

267 Eh.....certainly the verbal part has an element of prior education. If the house you grew up in used nothing but monosyllabic grunts, it's unlikely you'd have a good vocabulary.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 03:56 PM (CsUN+)
_____________

You left out "clicks."

Actually, Raven's Matrices is a totally visual, non-verbal IQ test that can be administered to the illiterate. What their excuse will be for whiffing on it is anyone's guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (+PVrT)

268 The rangers in Black Hawk Down referred to the Somalis as "skinnies". I assume that meant their physical appearance, but it might have been their intellect as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (hB1mF)

269 >>I haven't heard from Mark Steyn in a long time.

He should have been the replacement for Rush, not Bongino.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:50 PM (eYF7X)

--------------

Agree, and was extremely disappointed that they didn't offer Steyn that gig [EIB actually replaced Rush with non-entities Clay and Buck]. He was easily the most entertaining, articulate, funny, and popular fill-in for El Rushbo.

Bongino has grown on me, but Steyn was -- and remains -- a unique & brilliant talent.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (He5TQ)

270 Expel from Congress, denaturalize and deport!
------

Already pretty unnatural, by my standard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (XeU6L)

271 Omar (my rep) is an American citizen; she can't be deported.
______________

Lucky Luciano, erstwhile American citizen, would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (+PVrT)

272 She is a US citizen.

-

Meaningless term.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

273 Not so many years ago, there were some Lutherans hanging out in the church basement over coffee and a Jello mold. One finally speaks up "you know what this country needs? Some of those folks from Somalia. Lets bring over a few hundred. Olaf, are you in? Good, that's settled. Now, who put carrots in the Jello?".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 31, 2024 03:58 PM

True. You can thank Lutheran social services and Catholic charities. They are neither a charity nor a service. Mother fuckers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (MGqzM)

274 The fact that Ace hasn't received a Pulitzer Prize is a crime against journalism.
Posted by: nerdygirl


The Pulitzer Committee would have to know his true identity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (9yWhg)

275 264 Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (MGqzM)

>>

I saw what you did there. Props.

Posted by: Despise North African Goat Screwers and MN cretins who vote for them at January 31, 2024 04:01 PM (5DfsO)

276 265 She took an oath to defend the constitution. Saying Somalian first was a dumb thing. She can advocate for the interests of Somalia without saying "Somalian first". It makes it sound like the reason she is in congress is to protect the interests of Somalia. Sometimes those interests are not consistent with what is best for the US. Of course, deporting her is a stupid idea. Or even saying it they want to deport is stupid.

Deporting her isn't just a stupid thing, it is white supremacy at its worst. She is a US citizen.

Authoritarianism is at our door with a battering ram and many folks are still laughing it off. She has been made a scapegoat by the right, and will be deported as an example if the lunatics win!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

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Why don't they believe the words of a strong black woman? Why do they deny her agency and her lived experiences by believing what she says?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

277 218 And like nearly every one of the pols and public figures who's career is based on their ancestry and melanin content, her romantic partner of choice is a white person. Not any sort of Somalian.
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 31, 2024 03:48 PM (3/XaG)
_______________

You've GOT to wonder about the white person.

Answer: All the Race Warrior pols are just playing to a niche. They are getting paid and raking it in and giggle in bed with their partners checking bank accounts on their phones. If you are married to Anthony Hopkins he's not going to eat you for dinner, either

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 31, 2024 04:01 PM (3/XaG)

278 The rangers in Black Hawk Down referred to the Somalis as "skinnies". I assume that meant their physical appearance, but it might have been their intellect as well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM (hB1mF)
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No, actually the term comes from Starship Troopers (the novel, of course), referring to the alien race the MI were raiding in Chapter 1.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 04:01 PM (0gvpA)

279 But there is such a thing as being subjectively good looking ("beauty is in the eye of the beholder").

*fist bump*

Posted by: Rosa Delauro at January 31, 2024 04:01 PM (V8he0)

280 Palestinians or Somalians?
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 03:59 PM

Both. In a burning locked warehouse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (MGqzM)

281 240 Sir Richard Francis Burton took a spear to the face in Somaliland.

Imagine using that at parties. The ladies would be salivating, and the men would be cursing their luck.


pretty sure i shouldn't check urban dictionary

Posted by: anachronda at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

282 True. You can thank Lutheran social services and Catholic charities. They are neither a charity nor a service. Mother fuckers.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (MGqzM)

Pieces of traitorous shit, all of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (R4t5M)

283 Actually, Raven's Matrices is a totally visual, non-verbal IQ test that can be administered to the illiterate. What their excuse will be for whiffing on it is anyone's guess.


No doubt such tests exist, and the results will be similar. When they were trying to boost the IQ scores for the diversity so they could get into Thomas Jefferson HS for S&T (the nation's top school) they used test based on colors and other stuff with no cultural content. The results didn't change.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (CsUN+)

284 #1 play in Somalia is Khat on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (MNhXM)

285 Food is a weapon in Africa. Adid and the clans were seizing the food and there was largely nothing we could do about it. People were already starving and these fuckers made sure the only people who got fed were their supporters. They would shoot anyone else trying to just get a bag of rice. They are the worst mankind has to offer.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (d9i2R)

286
"Foreign Operative and Runaway Yeast Incubator Ilhan "Omar" Nur"

And brother bugger.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (t6XCL)

287 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Those tits will be sagging before she even hits 40.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (BdMk6)

288 Omar would fail the Voight Kampff test.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

289 She is a US citizen.
______________

So she has no rights whatsoever!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (+PVrT)

290 #1 play in Somalia is Khat on a Hot Tin Roof
Posted by: Cobalt Blue


Damn, well done. Wish I'd thought of that one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

291 You can find Steyn at his website.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (QTdvk)

292 play in Somalia is Khat on a Hot Tin Roof
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (MNhXM)

Good one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (R4t5M)

293 It really should surprise no one that this jihadi loving whore thinks this way.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (tRd71)

294 Gay men have tried for years to consider playing for their team. It took a straight man one day of writing about less than kosher cooch to get me to consider it. Thanks for that, Ace.

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (dRxzV)

295 >>Been listening to Husker Du a lot lately.


Love the Bob Stuff.

Hate the Gran Hart stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (yfepr)

296 Somalis make the best aircraft maintenance guys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (Hpgos)


Hey senor...we don't just pick coffee beans down here ya know.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 31, 2024 04:04 PM (W/lyH)

297 I saw a pic of Steyn in a wheel chair. He was being assisted by Michele Bachman. Wonder why she's there?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (MGqzM)

298 No doubt such tests exist, and the results will be similar. When they were trying to boost the IQ scores for the diversity so they could get into Thomas Jefferson HS for S&T (the nation's top school) they used test based on colors and other stuff with no cultural content. The results didn't change.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (CsUN+)
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Then we must establish new tests! Include making free throws on the test! Making a free throw takes a lot of intelligence! /liberal

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (+PVrT)

299 ...which is why I prefer Sugar to the Du.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (yfepr)

300 @288 if Omar was a replicant she'd never make it off the production line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (hB1mF)

301 Where’s Eric Bana when you need him??

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (tFtMw)

302 True. You can thank Lutheran social services and Catholic charities. They are neither a charity nor a service. Mother fuckers.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:00 PM (MGqzM)

Pieces of traitorous shit, all of them.


Those Lutherans were my relatives. (not the ones at the charities, but just regular folks)

They were so clueless about what would happen, and at the same time so smug when we warned them. They took the wonderful place my parents grew up in, and utterly destroyed it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (CsUN+)

303 pretty sure i shouldn't check urban dictionary
Posted by: anachronda at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (v3pYe)
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Nah. Burton's party was attacked on a beach by members of the Isaaq clan. Burton's co-commander was killed and Burton got away with 22 wounds, including a javelin that pierced both cheek and knocked out some of his back teeth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (0gvpA)

304 Unrelated: anyone seen Garret around by chance?

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (dRxzV)

305 And like nearly every one of the pols and public figures who's career is based on their ancestry and melanin content, her romantic partner of choice is a white person. Not any sort of Somalian.
Posted by: Azjaeger


Wait. I thought she married her brother. Her brother is white? Oh, that's right she must have divorced her brother. Her people probably f*** around to the point that they lose track of whether the recipients of their romantic largesse are relatives or not.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (0Htd1)

306 >>Unrelated: anyone seen Garret around by chance?

Who?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

307 Richard Burton (the explorer, not the actor) was a dude.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (9yWhg)

308 283 "Actually, Raven's Matrices is a totally visual, non-verbal IQ test that can be administered to the illiterate. What their excuse will be for whiffing on it is anyone's guess."


No doubt such tests exist, and the results will be similar. When they were trying to boost the IQ scores for the diversity so they could get into Thomas Jefferson HS for S&T (the nation's top school) they used test based on colors and other stuff with no cultural content. The results didn't change.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 04:02 PM (CsUN+)

A test can be primarily measuring other things and still be a good proxy in aggregate. Simply put, a test being only 20% or 30% pure IQ test will still give good population sized data, it'll just muddy comparisons of individuals. Errors in measurement should largely wash out in comparing population statistics unless it's one that exclusively applies to a given population.

At any rate, you'd want more than a hiqh IQ to send people to college so it is appropriate for a test to focus on more than that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (eYoxG)

309
5 Yes, how very American of her. I think she should go back home and find more of her siblings to marry...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

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She believes she is home, conquering new territory for Islam and her tribe. She sees the infidels hers as squatters, to be tolerated as second class citizens, as long as they keep the lights on.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (7xqnr)

310 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

Give peace a chance.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

311 Don't carry an ID. The last thing you want to be is an American citizen. You want to have civil rights. Just tell everyone you're name is Laszlo de Herrera ibn-Mahmoud von Friedrich-Abimbola Zhangqi, a political refugee with no papers. A citizen of literally the entire world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (0FoWg)

312 301 Where’s Eric Bana when you need him??
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (tFtMw)

He was the King of Cool in Blackhawk Down

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (QTdvk)

313 Unrelated: anyone seen Garret around by chance?


He was around earlier today.


Speaking of which, where has Sponge been?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (9yWhg)

314 285 Food is a weapon in Africa. Adid and the clans were seizing the food and there was largely nothing we could do about it. People were already starving and these fuckers made sure the only people who got fed were their supporters. They would shoot anyone else trying to just get a bag of rice. They are the worst mankind has to offer.
Posted by: Marcus T



Yep. In the 80s, that huge concert even in 2 countries raised a ton of money for the poor starving Africans in Ethiopia, which was in the midst of a CW. The intel agencies in Europe and America asked 'Sir' Bob Geldof to NOT do this, but ole Bob didn't listen. People are basically 'Good' you see. Well, for once, all those spooks were right. Geldof was still rewarded for his arrogant stupidity.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 31, 2024 04:08 PM (sAmhv)

315 306 >>Unrelated: anyone seen Garret around by chance?

Who?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

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Possibly homosexual man who gets into slapfights with ace about appropriate crocs to wear while riding vespas.

About yea high.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 31, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

316 Then we must establish new tests! Include making free throws on the test! Making a free throw takes a lot of intelligence! /liberal
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (+PVrT)

You left off endzone demonstrating after a touchdown.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2024 04:08 PM (5FnZt)

317 Speaking of which, where has Sponge been?

Some people said something about a banning?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (CsUN+)

318 The oath of Naturalizaion: "...I absolutely and entirely renounce ... all allegiance to any foreign prince, state, or sovereignty"
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 03:45 PM (QTdvk)

We allow dual citizenship now, so that can't be right anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (eoQWY)

319 Lying piece of shit and Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith (R) Retard, just lied and said the Child Tax Credit in the tax bill they are about to pass isn't available to illegal immigrants. But if you read the IRS website that's not what they say. They also note that Congress including Republicans allowed it to be used for children of illegals immigrants. Apparently Speaker Johnson is a Dunce too, because he repeated the lie.

Read the bill. It does not exempt illegal immigrants and the amendment to do that will be shot down.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (d9i2R)

320 Give peace a chance.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM

I'd give that piece a chance....of being with me at .0000001%. But I'm saying there's a chance!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (MGqzM)

321 297 I saw a pic of Steyn in a wheel chair. He was being assisted by Michele Bachman. Wonder why she's there?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (MGqzM)

They are very close friends, and he is in need of them now.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (QTdvk)

322 Somalis make the best aircraft maintenance guys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:20 PM (Hpgos)


what you got here is sand in your gears. It's always the sand, you know.

Posted by: Mogadishu Aircraft Maintenance at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

323 287 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Those tits will be sagging before she even hits 40.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 04:03 PM (BdMk6)
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I predict those tits will still be standing at attention when she's 40 because they look fake.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (snyZJ)

324 "I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day .... someone's in the kitchen with Dina ... Dina won't you blow .... "

Posted by: Brandon in East Palestine at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (9X60i)

325 At any rate, you'd want more than a hiqh IQ to send people to college so it is appropriate for a test to focus on more than that.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (eYoxG)
_________________

Why, pray tell?

Does the NFL draft people who do poorly on the NFL Combine?

The SAT is, literally, the Scholastic Aptitude Test. Why accept someone for training in scholarship in they don't have the aptitude for it? Would the NFL draft Dylan Mulvany?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (+PVrT)

326 He was the King of Cool in Blackhawk Down
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (QTdvk)
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"You can't control who gets shot, who falls out of a helicopter or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (0gvpA)

327 She believes she is home, conquering new territory for Islam and her tribe. She sees the infidels hers as squatters, to be tolerated as second class citizens, as long as they keep the lights on.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2024 04:07 PM (7xqnr)
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That is very close to the truth of how she sees herself, I suspect. She's the ruler of conquered territory in the name of Islam in Minnesota.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (7fElN)

328 >Yep. In the 80s, that huge concert even in 2 countries raised a ton of money for the poor starving Africans in Ethiopia, which was in the midst of a CW. The intel agencies in Europe and America asked 'Sir' Bob Geldof to NOT do this, but ole Bob didn't listen. People are basically 'Good' you see. Well, for once, all those spooks were right. Geldof was still rewarded for his arrogant stupidity.

We can't tell a scorpion not to sting, but we can try to tell frogs not to give rides to strangers.

Of course, the state of the world is worse for the frogs not listening.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (cf/0E)

329 College entrance exams - e.g., the SAT - is basically an IQ test ("complete the series ..."). It doesn't ask factual questions that would reflect the efficacy of prior education.

So, in effect, yes, minorities DO get bonus affirmative action points on IQ tests in at least this context.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:55 PM (+PVrT)

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Ah, thanks Jay -- didn't know that and figured that you would given your employment.

BTW, saw you talking a week or so about having considered relocating to AZ -- but not sure given the seemingly purple nature now of the politics and not wanting to suffer in the heat as well.

Rural Northern AZ is extremely conservative -- but yeah, Phoenix & Tucson keeps stealing elections; anyway, we're in Prescott -- and have milder temperatures, and five seasons that includes some snow in winter (the fifth being monsoon rain season in late summer). Anyway, something to consider (whether whether you're retiring or not) ... Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (+ZErW)

330 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en feugo at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

331 I predict those tits will still be standing at attention when she's 40 because they look fake.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


Really? They don't look THAT big.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:11 PM (9yWhg)

332 >Been listening to Husker Du a lot lately.


I hate that guy.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:11 PM (yfepr)

333 221 At the minimum she's more open and honest about her intentions and loyalties than most of the GOP and certainly most of the Democrats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


Which means she is openly our enemy instead of being covertly our enemy. She still needs to be deported.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:11 PM (0Htd1)

334 Then we must establish new tests! Include making free throws on the test! Making a free throw takes a lot of intelligence! /liberal
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:05 PM (+PVrT)

You left off endzone demonstrating after a touchdown.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2024 04:08 PM (5FnZt)
______________

That's part of the dancing test.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:11 PM (+PVrT)

335 I hate that guy.
Posted by: garrett


There's Garrett!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

336 They are very close friends, and he is in need of them now.

Yep. Prayers up for Mark.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 04:12 PM (V8he0)

337 Been listening to Husker Du a lot lately.



Husqvarna >>>> Husker Du

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

338 Was SPONGE! banned? If so, why? Too many FIRSTS?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:12 PM (MGqzM)

339 Whoops. Wrong Cut and Paste.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (yfepr)

340 223 British Somaliland and Italian Somaliland both achieved independence a few days apart, and then merged to form Somalia.

French Somaliland went its own way as Djibouti.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


So, now that they have their independence from the hated white people, they can feed themselves?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (0Htd1)

341 310 This busty blonde in short shorts thinks traitors have no place in the US Congress:
http://tiny.cc/3qslwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

That girl-next-door look.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

342 @337 I Husker Don't.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (snyZJ)

343 They are very close friends, and he is in need of them now.

Yep. Prayers up for Mark.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 04:12 PM

Indeed, that's cool that she is there with him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (MGqzM)

344 >>Been listening to Husker Du a lot lately.


Love the Bob Stuff.

Hate the Gran Hart stuff.
Posted by: garrett
===
Guess that makes it official.

Posted by: He's out! at January 31, 2024 04:13 PM (rdk84)

345 Every so often they would set up a photo op where the clans would give people a handful of rice if they played like the whole bag of food was being distributed to them from these "nice" people holding Type 56's. It was a joke. They would mow down people with PKM's and DShK's if they rioted for food.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2024 04:14 PM (d9i2R)

346 325 At any rate, you'd want more than a hiqh IQ to send people to college so it is appropriate for a test to focus on more than that.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 04:06 PM (eYoxG)
_________________

Why, pray tell?

Does the NFL draft people who do poorly on the NFL Combine?

The SAT is, literally, the Scholastic Aptitude Test. Why accept someone for training in scholarship in they don't have the aptitude for it? Would the NFL draft Dylan Mulvany?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (+PVrT)

The NFL combine doesn't conduct a test of pure athletic talent either, it tests athletic results. Results have training and time spent as an input, it's not a level playing field, and that's fine.

Scholastic Aptitude Tests includes more than IQ. For example, literacy. It makes no sense to send an illiterate person to college.

Tests of knowledge aren't inappropriate for college, particularly for certain fields that are more knowledge and memorization focused.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 04:14 PM (eYoxG)

347 Would the NFL draft Dylan Mulvany?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:10 PM (+PVrT)
----

One can only dream. One play, hit hard by a 230lb linebacker...never hear from him again. Maybe get Hogg drafted as backup to Dylan.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

348 Go back and look at Trump's policy on Somalia. Just another inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Marcus T


If his policy is to give them aid, it is probably from a fear that without aid they will resort to cannibalism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (0Htd1)

349 >>Guess that makes it official.


They were both gayer than Liberace.

But the Bob stuff rocks.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (yfepr)

350 I predict those tits will still be standing at attention when she's 40 because they look fake.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at January 31, 2024 04:09 PM (snyZJ)
......

My ex-wife got fake tits after our divorce. I wanted visitation at first, but they look pretty fucking weird these days.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

351 Eric Bana as Hoot quotes page;

https://movie-sounds.org/hoot-from-black-hawk-down


Such as: Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next to you. And that's it. That's all it is.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (QTdvk)

352 So, now that they have their independence from the hated white people, they can feed themselves?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Well, their rulers can. And that's all that matters, doncha know?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg)

353 Scholastic Aptitude Tests includes more than IQ. For example, literacy. It makes no sense to send an illiterate person to college.


Weeelllllll......

Posted by: NCAA at January 31, 2024 04:15 PM (CsUN+)

354 In case you were curious, Emmer is a RINO who's just looking to score a couple of votes by pretending to shocked (shocked! I say).

Posted by: jdm at January 31, 2024 04:16 PM (VtiCe)

355 Husker Du were no Minutemen.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:16 PM (yfepr)

356 231 I think Omar is not bad-looking

This is not at all surprising.
Posted by: Paulina Porzkova

We do admire starvation level skinny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:17 PM (0Htd1)

357 157 omalians? Aren't people from Somalia called Somalis?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (wzAuc)
......

Somalioids?
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
____________

Somalitards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:41 PM (+PVrT)

We're not using skinnies anymore?

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 31, 2024 04:17 PM (CtJ/Z)

358 My ex-wife got fake tits after our divorce. I wanted visitation at first, but they look pretty fucking weird these days.
Posted by: wth


Adam Piggott, whom I generally dislike, has an interesting column on breast implants, called "Basketball Boobs."

I'm not technically adept enough to know how to link it, but the title pretty much gives it away. He is not a huge fan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

359 Is this a surprise? Remember her father was a top general in the army of the murderous communist dictator who ran somolia and killed hundreds of thousands of people, and she was labled a "refugee" because the people her father tried to eliminate began to fight back.

Instead we can gave this piece of shit refugee status, when instead get family should have be taken to the Hague and tried for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 31, 2024 04:17 PM (M3BQb)

360 What exactly, is the life expectancy of a fake tit?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

361 https://youtu.be/2F9tDefJbJ8?si=7KzZLUwJ1bzpOBU2

Yuge ancient stone church collapse in Connecticut. Emblematic of the Joetato Administration.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 04:18 PM (tU125)

362 318 We allow dual citizenship now, so that can't be right anymore.

duel citizenship > dual citizenship

Posted by: aaron burr at January 31, 2024 04:19 PM (v3pYe)

363 They were both gayer than Liberace.

But the Bob stuff rocks.

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Gran Hart, much like Ace, was bisexual.

Posted by: He's out! at January 31, 2024 04:19 PM (rdk84)

364 Didn't sleep enough, feel like a slug. Back on day shift tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 04:19 PM (fwDg9)

365 duel citizenship > dual citizenship
Posted by: aaron burr at January 31, 2024 04:19 PM (v3pYe)
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Pfff.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (0gvpA)

366 I think Minnesota's Jonny Lang recorded Lie to Me when he was 15 years old. That is such a great song.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (ogTiX)

367 We do admire starvation level skinny.

*fist bump*

Posted by: Whoopi at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (V8he0)

368 Scholastic Aptitude Tests includes more than IQ. For example, literacy. It makes no sense to send an illiterate person to college.
____________

Well, sure, someone has to be literate (or play football) to prosper in college.

But to zeroth order, the SAT does measure IQ: given basic literacy, the ability to read a passage and abstract the point is a function of IQ. The ability to recognize analogies and patterns on the math part is a function of IQ. It's not like the SAT features question on calculus, but rather complete the series "triangle, quadrangle, pentagon ...."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (pRQ2K)

369 Those tits will be sagging before she even hits 40.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

So....get 'em while they're hot? Or, this, too, is the story of AOC.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

370 Didn't sleep enough, feel like a slug. Back on day shift tomorrow
Posted by: Skip


You seem to have an irregular work schedule, Skip. If you don't mind my asking, what do you do?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)

371 They dumped on Trump for referring to parts of the world as shitholes. It's called "speaking truth to power."

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:21 PM (0Htd1)

372 Grant Hart's Mustache is gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag w/ Matching Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:21 PM (yfepr)

373 Ron DeSantis is more than o.k. I would have gladly voted for him for President had he not dropped out and won the nomination, and I am glad he said what he did about treasonous Omar. Of course, if she was removed they'd be rioting in Minneapolis.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Yes, he is and we all know it. I think ace is ridiculing people who call him rino sellout -- but I don't claim to speak for him!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 31, 2024 04:21 PM (K0hOu)

374 361 https://youtu.be/2F9tDefJbJ8?si=7KzZLUwJ1bzpOBU2

Yuge ancient stone church collapse in Connecticut. Emblematic of the Joetato Administration.
Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 04:18 PM (tU125)


Something mosque-shaped to replace it, perhaps?

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:22 PM (QTdvk)

375 Grant Hart's Mustache is gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag w/ Matching Butt Plug.
==
Yes, but not by much.

Posted by: He's out! at January 31, 2024 04:22 PM (rdk84)

376 duel citizenship > dual citizenship
Posted by: aaron burr at January 31, 2024 04:19 PM (v3pYe)
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Pfff.
Posted by: Andrew Jackson


My favorite Andrew Jackson quote is that his two greatest regrets in life were that he didn't hang Henry Clay and he didn't shoot John C. Calhoun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 04:22 PM (9yWhg)

377 Seriously, though. The Minutemen had the best Rhythm Section going.
Watt and Hurley were fucking amazing.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2024 04:23 PM (yfepr)

378 Well, sure, someone has to be literate (or play football) to prosper in college.

But to zeroth order, the SAT does measure IQ: given basic literacy, the ability to read a passage and abstract the point is a function of IQ. The ability to recognize analogies and patterns on the math part is a function of IQ. It's not like the SAT features question on calculus, but rather complete the series "triangle, quadrangle, pentagon ...."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

HEXAGON!!! I win!!!

"g" is a factor measuring basic human intellect. This was discussed in "The Bell Curve", ad nauseum. "g" is certainly another way to indicate IQ. IQ is supposed to be somewhat age-dependent, that is, what is the typical measurable "IQ " for 5 year old, would be different for a 25 year old, etc.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 31, 2024 04:23 PM (vcOmj)

379 I think ace is ridiculing people who call him rino sellout -- but I don't claim to speak for him!!
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If you have explain the joke...

Posted by: It's a lemon at January 31, 2024 04:24 PM (rdk84)

380 Somalia's GDP is around 6B dollars, it's only value is as a place for the Deep State and Global MIC to squirrel away their Bio Labs and Yellow Cake factories.

It may come as a surprise to some that we have a couple of thousand "advisors" in country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2024 04:25 PM (XV/Pl)

381 Ron DeSantis seems to have the right instincts in every major decision. What's he doing in politics? (kidding)

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at January 31, 2024 04:25 PM (QTdvk)

382 368 Scholastic Aptitude Tests includes more than IQ. For example, literacy. It makes no sense to send an illiterate person to college.
____________

Well, sure, someone has to be literate (or play football) to prosper in college.

But to zeroth order, the SAT does measure IQ: given basic literacy, the ability to read a passage and abstract the point is a function of IQ. The ability to recognize analogies and patterns on the math part is a function of IQ. It's not like the SAT features question on calculus, but rather complete the series "triangle, quadrangle, pentagon ...."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 04:20 PM (pRQ2K)

The SAT does have normal mathematics questions on it, it's not as purely IQ oriented as you're suggesting in mathematics. It does test algebra and geometry.

It's a reasonably good test for seeing whether people are ready for college level courses. All of that will tend to get IQ reasonably well as a proxy, particularly if the students are on average invested in doing well and put forth substantial efforts.

Language arts type testing to me seems necessarily heavily knowledge-based.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2024 04:25 PM (eYoxG)

383 381 Ron DeSantis seems to have the right instincts in every major decision. What's he doing in politics? (kidding)
==
Except the one that mattered.

Posted by: Womp womp at January 31, 2024 04:26 PM (rdk84)

384 Eh.....certainly the verbal part has an element of prior education. If the house you grew up in used nothing but monosyllabic grunts, it's unlikely you'd have a good vocabulary.
Posted by: Archimedes


Should have learned some vocabulary from 13 years of public school education.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2024 04:27 PM (0Htd1)

385 "triangle, quadrangle, pentagon ...."
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Dodecahedron???

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 04:29 PM (2yu8s)

386 g, your IQ smells terrific

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 04:31 PM (2yu8s)

387 nood EJC

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 04:31 PM (2yu8s)

388 NERDS!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2024 04:32 PM (BdMk6)

389 Here's is a racy take:

The worst thing that ever happed to that shitty arm pit of the planet was when the Brits kicked the Italians out in WWII. The Italians were late to the colonization game but they were investing heavily in "AOI" in the late 30's. The Brits kicked them out in the early 40's but that was at a time when the Brits were letting their empire slip away. So, that Godforsaken part of the planet never got to benefit from European colonization.

Posted by: tommylotto at January 31, 2024 04:32 PM (6QQM8)

390 360 What exactly, is the life expectancy of a fake tit?

one was considered as a timing source for the 10,000 year clock, but rejected as inaccurate.

Posted by: anachronda at January 31, 2024 04:33 PM (v3pYe)

391 Here's is a racy take:

The worst thing that ever happed to that shitty arm pit of the planet was when the Brits kicked the Italians out in WWII. The Italians were late to the colonization game but they were investing heavily in "AOI" in the late 30's. The Brits kicked them out in the early 40's but that was at a time when the Brits were letting their empire slip away. So, that Godforsaken part of the planet never got to benefit from European colonization.
Posted by: tommylotto at January 31, 2024 04:32 PM (6QQM

Well, it depends. Some Euro colonies were snakepits because the colonizer didn't much care about anything but getting a bag of money and leaving. Sugar colonies, many of the Spanish colonies in South America, Belgium didn't do any sort of training or elevating.

Not sure where the Italians lie on that spectrum. Libya, their other colony became bad later, my only knowledge of it prewar is from the Desert War.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

392 Somali’s, as a people, do not recognize borders.

They consider the entire world to belong to Somali’s.

Posted by: Marty at January 31, 2024 05:45 PM (6LexV)

393 361 https://youtu.be/2F9tDefJbJ8?si=7KzZLUwJ1bzpOBU2

Yuge ancient stone church collapse in Connecticut. Emblematic of the Joetato Administration.
Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 04:18 PM (tU125)
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The only thing "ancient" in the United States would be an indian burial mound. The country isn't old enough to have any ancient buildings.

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