IDF: We Stopped a 10/7 Like Terror Attack Which Was Being Run Out of a, Get This, Hamas-Controlled Hospital

That makes no sense. Hamas wouldn't do that.

They Just Want To Breathe (TM).

Israeli counterterrorism forces foiled an October 7-inspired terror attack overnight on Tuesday, targeting a cell hiding and planning the attack from the Ibn Sina hospital in Jenin, the West Bank.
According to a joint statement by the IDF, Israel Police's YAMAM counterterrorism forces, and the Shin Bet, Hamas terrorist Mohammad Jalamna was killed during the operation, along with two fellow terrorists who hid alongside him at the hospital.
27-year-old Jalamna, a resident of the Jenin refugee camp, held direct communications with Hamas leadership abroad. According to the statement, he was responsible for transferring weaponry and ammunition to Hamas terrorists across the West Bank for shooting attacks targeting Israelis.
The Israeli commando forces entered the hospital dressed as doctors and nurses, as seen in CCTV footage shared on social media.
Furthermore, Jalamna used the Jenin hospital as a secret base of operations as he was planning an infiltration attack akin to and inspired by the October 7 massacre, it added.
Along with Jalamneh, Mohammed and Basel Ghazawi, brothers and Palestinian terrorists, were also killed by Israeli forces. Mohammed was a terrorist operative of the Jenin battalions who was involved in numerous attacks including firing at IDF soldiers in the area in recent weeks, the IDF said.
Basel was a Palestinian Islamic Jihad operative involved in terror activities in the area.
The security forces stated that for a long time, a large number of wanted persons had been hiding in hospitals and were using them as a base for planning terror attacks and carrying them out, and that they believed that the hospitals would serve as protection against Israeli security forces.
...
One senior official stated, "There are no cities of refuge in the West Bank and there will not be - every terrorist should know this. The hand of the IDF and the security establishment will reach everyone."

US forces have been attacked by Iran's various terror proxy armies 160 times since 10/7.

Not that you heard much about it -- the media suppresses any story that reflects badly on the dying Democrat regime.

There have been at least 160 attacks on U.S. troops in the Middle East since mid-October, following this weekend's attack on a base in Jordan near the Syrian border that left three American soldiers dead and dozens of others injured, U.S. officials said.
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin addressed Sunday's attack and vowed the U.S. would "take all necessary actions" to keep U.S. troops in the region safe.
"Let me start with my outrage and sorrow for the deaths of three brave U.S. troops in Jordan and for the other troops who were wounded," Austin said.

This asshole just returned to work yesterday. You will of course remember he kept his prostate surgery secret even though he would obviously not be able to execute his job as SecDef while under anesthesia. Then he experienced complications in surgery and was rushed to critical care.

Only after about 48 hours of that did he get around to notifying anyone that he was out of the office.

But he's a very private man.

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was back in the office Monday, exactly four weeks after he was rushed to the hospital with complications from prostate cancer surgery that he kept from his colleagues -- and President Biden -- for days.
...

Secrecy appeared to be Austin's top priority, with an aide asking 911 operators to have the ambulance arrive without running its lights or sirens.
"We're trying to remain a little subtle," the aide added in the call.
Austin quietly transferred his authority to Deputy Secretary Kathleen Hicks on Jan. 2 -- without telling her or any of his other Pentagon colleagues of the reason behind it -- but failed to tell the White House that he had done so. That didn't happen until Jan. 4, when Biden was notified of Austin's hospitalization.

Back to the first article:

He added, "The president and I will not tolerate attack on U.S. forces. And we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

Everyone's shaking, Girth Vader.

Fox News' Jennifer Griffin reported Austin's return to the Pentagon on Monday. His first time working in-person since his prostate cancer surgery comes after Sunday's attack, which was the deadliest on U.S. forces since 2021. Griffin reported that Austin is "actively engaged" in talks regarding the U.S. response.

Jennifer Griffin is a stenographer for any Democrat or neocon in power.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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Posted by: GF at January 30, 2024 05:30 PM (CvhyI)

2 Taylor Swift!

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

3 damkn

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

4 I just wanted to be the first to say that on this thread, and be first. That would have made my day, but noooo...

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:31 PM (vFG9F)

5 Israel engages in a targeted bombing that mostly kills Hamas, but also kills a few civilians - WAR CRIME !

Israel engages in a targeted assassination that only kills Hamas, but no civilians - ALSO WAR CRIME!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:31 PM (YAtuc)

6 America to the world-- and our soldiers:
You're on your own. But don't forget to send 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 05:33 PM (C2U4G)

7 Yea but.......... Trump likes super models with large breasts and round plump ass !!!!!!!!

That bothers me more then Biden F**king Everything up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will also do what taylor Swift tells me to do because she has the IQ of 100 Einsteins and she cares about me .........

So STFU ..................

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 30, 2024 05:33 PM (hbjSA)

8 So they are going to think about it for a while and get back to us.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

9 Everyone's shaking, Girth Vader.

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lol

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:34 PM (V13WU)

10 IDF Commits Cultural Appropriation To Commit Murder! Squuueeeeeee!

Posted by: The Squad at January 30, 2024 05:34 PM (5fDan)

11 Based on the media reports, Israel launched an unprovoked, super-Jew attack on Palestine.

War crime, they tell me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:34 PM (3CVIc)

12 ""Let me start with my outrage and sorrow for the deaths of three brave U.S. troops in Jordan and for the other troops who were wounded," Austin said."

Nobody care about how convincingly you emote, little girl.

How about you start by sinking all pirate ships in the Med?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2024 05:34 PM (ou9hh)

13 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was back in the office Monday
.......

Can he pee on his own yet?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

14 Ever the nitwit, KJP let the cat out of the bag....some military folks who were fighting on behalf of this administration. They are all just pawns to these evil bastards.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

15 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

16 Doctor, Doctor, Doctor ... a n d
Doctor.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (yfepr)

17 You will of course remember he kept his prostate surgery secret even though he would obviously not be able to execute his job as SecDef while under anesthesia. Then he experienced complications in surgery and was rushed to critical care.

This guy is in the chain of command for launching a nuclear strike, if needed.

But that's OK - I'm sure his deputy (who was on vacation) had all the communications equipment required to launch a strike, even though Austin didn't tell the bureaucracy that he was incapacitated.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (YAtuc)

18 We will punish Iran by only giving them half the money earmarked to give them but since we already gave them the money we will be asking for half of it back. I don't think they will try to pull this stunt again. -- Joe tough guy Biden

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (nNx7/)

19 "we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

They are sitting ducks they way they are deployed right now. You aint gonna do shit.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:35 PM (vFG9F)

20 Is Jennifer the name a watchword? I know a Jen, she's based.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (di6C2)

21 >>Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was back in the office Monday

The Matchbox Car, that was Excised within 8" of his Colon, was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (yfepr)

22 Was this the world's largest children's hospital, boasting an unbelievable 6,000 beds?

A number that dwarfs that of a city 3 times larger, Houston?

But which not a single media outfit has apologized for getting obviously wrong?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (C2U4G)

23 Amen on stenographer Jen. Or Jan.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (bNf8H)

24 21 >>Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was back in the office Monday

The Matchbox Car, that was Excised within 8" of his Colon, was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (yfepr)

Masterclass Sounding.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (di6C2)

25 Our warships and forward bases have under constant attack for weeks, with servicemen being injured and killed... and Today is the first time that Sec. Def. Austin could be bothered to show up for work in a month.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (i9ffA)

26 "Let me start with my outrage and sorrow for the deaths of three brave U.S. troops in Jordan and for the other troops who were wounded, Black Lives Matter!! " Austin said.

I may have added that last part.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (nNx7/)

27 You guys should watch Fauda.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (V13WU)

28 Austin: "Nunya fucking business white boy."

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (rJ48h)

29 Austin went AWOL and everything is super dooper.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (oiNtH)

30 Has anyone heard from Jane D'oh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (3CVIc)

31 > Griffin reported that Austin is "actively engaged" in talks regarding the U.S. response.

Yeah, every time Biden is MIA on some important topic and the press asks about it, some spokes-hole will say Biden's "actively engaged." So far as I can tell, it means they don't give a shit about it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (Odg76)

32 He added, "The president and I will not tolerate an unsuccessful attack on U.S. forces. And we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

Fixed it for him.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (3CCua)

33 I beginning to think uniparty does not necessarily have our best interests at heart.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (gxokI)

34 Steve Austin > Austin Marina > Lloyd Austin

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

35 Has anyone heard from Jane D'oh?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (3CVIc)

sidebar update!

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

36 There isn't going to be a response to the attack on the Guardsmen. This is going to get worse.

Buckle up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (xcxpd)

37 >> Jennifer Griffin is a stenographer for any Democrat or neocon in power.

She's The MIC's cock holster.

She'll peddle the narrative they tell her to peddle.

Nasty piece of work that one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (XV/Pl)

38 a minute five of Yosemite Sam cussing up a storm:

https://t.ly/SwEVS

because we all need to get it out of our systems ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (WsTvr)

39 Girth Vader LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (17s+e)

40 What's a few dead soldiers as long a Karen's rotten crotchfruit can keep riding the cock carousel and have that problem of a baby chopped up at any time?

Muh abortions are too important to worry about WWIII.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (C2U4G)

41 How many damn hospitals are there in Gaza? I guess all the stolen foreign money has to be laundered through something

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (hB1mF)

42 34 Steve Austin > Austin Marina > Lloyd Austin
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

*bionic sounds*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2024 05:39 PM (di6C2)

43 This guy is in the chain of command for launching a nuclear strike, if needed.

I saw a documentary about Leon Panetta when he was Secretary of Defense. He took a trip home to California's Central Valley, and unlike other cabinet secretaries who get normal Air Force passenger jets, he got a fully equipped Air Force communications aircraft, precisely because he was in the chain of command when taking a variety of military actions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (YAtuc)

44 35 Has anyone heard from Jane D'oh?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (3CVIc)

sidebar update!
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

Thanks runner! I didn't see that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (3CVIc)

45 “ The Israeli commando forces entered the hospital dressed as doctors and nurses, as seen in CCTV footage shared on social media.”

Would bang. Sight unseen. Would bang.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (29f9B)

46 Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (SVQQi)

47 "Actively engaged" = running his mouth.

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (Is/pc)

48 Who was that other dumbfuck sitting next to Austin?
I forget his name. Oddly familiar looking felloiw.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

49 we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops.

In other words, you will immediately start doing the opposite of what you're doing right now. Are you sure the anesthesia has worn off?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (52pGV)

50 Mehdi Hasan is crying on Twitter about those awful* Jews dressing up as doctors to go hunting active Hamas terrorists hiding in a hospital.

http://tiny.cc/gbblwz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (Odg76)

51 "25 Our warships and forward bases have under constant attack for weeks, with servicemen being injured and killed... and Today is the first time that Sec. Def. Austin could be bothered to show up for work in a month.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (i9ffA) "

but his paycheck direct-deposited right on time!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (WsTvr)

52 who's going to stop the 10/7- type attacks on us here?

oh, wait, nevermind. Why would the govt want to stop them.
I forgot.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (JrYM1)

53 Name one of the Biden junta cabinet that has been missed when they have gone missing for months at a time?

Buttjuice? nope
Girth Vader? nope
Any of them? nope

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (17s+e)

54 Would bang. Sight unseen. Would bang.

===

I saw the footage - those "nurses" are all dudes. Still wanna bang ?

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)

55
Prostate cancer and dementia are very private, personal issues and we need to leave these courageous leaders their isolated confidentiality while they figure out how to fuck America over.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2024 05:42 PM (j4U/Z)

56 The Israeli commando forces entered the hospital dressed as doctors and nurses, as seen in CCTV footage shared on social media.”

Would bang. Sight unseen. Would bang.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (29f9B)

You know that there are male nurses right ?

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (nNx7/)

57 Basel? Sounds Swiss.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (KAi1n)

58 "Actively engaged" = Sipping penis vigorously.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (17s+e)

59 Jews Blame Children Wounded in Their Genocidal Rampage for Their Genocidal Rampage, Then Kill Those Children Even Harder

More at 11, right after the season finale of "Chop Your Dick Off!"

Now, a word from our sponsors at Lume. Lume will freshen up all your grody front holes, whether they're natural, or tilapia-based!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

60 Austin went AWOL and everything is super dooper.
Posted by: Cheri

I had lunch today with a retired CW5, i asked him about that. He is under the opinion that GirthVader was never awol, but that it was the clueless white house staffer and puppet masters with their hand up Biden's ass that were in the wrong.

"I know him, worked beside him. He knows what the rules of chain of command are and would not do this".

I like this CW5, and respect his opinion, but the dude has had a cushy/easy not sucky actived duty career. Uncertain if he is aware of how bad it was/is perception-wise for Girth Vader to disappear like that, regardless of whom was at fault.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (3CCua)

61 Bold Idea that paid off in spades. Put on the Dr. Kildare jacket, walk in like you own the place, AND GREASE THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Walk out like you're going for a coffee.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (pohLc)

62 Actively engaged" = running his mouth.
Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM (Is/pc)

Kinetic Military Action never stuck.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:44 PM (nNx7/)

63 54 Would bang. Sight unseen. Would bang.

===

I saw the footage - those "nurses" are all dudes. Still wanna bang ?
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)
—————

Say it ain’t so, Joe!

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 05:45 PM (29f9B)

64 I was told there would be authentic node Taylor Swift here.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 05:45 PM (cOq4q)

65 35 Has anyone heard from Jane D'oh?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:37 PM (3CVIc)

sidebar update!
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

Thanks runner! I didn't see that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (3CVIc)

Oh no! How awful. Prayers for Jane and for the repose of her husband's soul.

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2024 05:45 PM (Is/pc)

66 Ugh. I meant to sock that post with a major network call sign l.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 05:46 PM (0FoWg)

67 >>Bold Idea that paid off in spades. Put on the Dr. Kildare jacket, walk in like you own the place, AND GREASE THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Walk out like you're going for a coffee.

'I'm Doctor Van Nostrand. From The Clinic.'

Posted by: Kramer at January 30, 2024 05:46 PM (yfepr)

68 Jennifer Griffin is the best spokesperson for the DOD that money can buy.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 30, 2024 05:46 PM (xaNfJ)

69 Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2024 05:43 PM (3CCua)

Did he also think Austin would wear a mask and a face shield when reviewing troops outdoors?

People change, ( Austin's resume reads outstanding so it's confusing)

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:47 PM (nNx7/)

70 66 Ugh. I meant to sock that post with a major network call sign l.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 05:46 PM (0FoWg)

What a maroon!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:47 PM (3CVIc)

71 A "Take Our Border Back" convoy has started in Virginia and is headed to Eagle Pass.

Expect the Feebs to instigate an event to smear anyone who believes the US should control their border.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2024 05:48 PM (Odg76)

72 >>( Austin's resume reads outstanding so it's confusing)

You ever read Joe Biden's Resume?

Or, the Un-Abridged Beau Biden Death Certificates?

It's pretty easy to make paperwork look impressive.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:48 PM (yfepr)

73 "Ron DeSantis demands Ilhan Omar is thrown out of Congress and DEPORTED following speech declaring she is 'Somalia First' as she faces calls to resign"

Ok! Now I can't wait to vote for Ron.

Oh. Yeah.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

74
Did he also think Austin would wear a mask and a face shield when reviewing troops outdoors?

People change, ( Austin's resume reads outstanding so it's confusing)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

Didn't ask him. But i am meeting him and one of my buddies from Nike Hercules days for some pew pew range time soon. I'll see what he says then.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2024 05:48 PM (3CCua)

75 They dressed as doctors and nurses who just happened to be carrying weapons?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (Ki//m)

76 >>> Ever the nitwit, KJP let the cat out of the bag....some military folks who were fighting on behalf of this administration. They are all just pawns to these evil bastards.
Posted by: Cheri

Ever since the coup-coup the Junta has required loyalty oaths from its soldiers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (cOq4q)

77 @38/sock_rat_eez: I see you were paying attention in the Saturday Morning Coffee and Prayer Revival thread. ;-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (qPw5n)

78 If these terrorists were hiding in the hospital, at least some of the senior staff at that hospital had to be complicit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (tkR6S)

79 Biden won't have the brains or balls to do it.

But the correct response to the Houthi attacks, would be a B-52 Air Wing, delivering an Arc Light bombardment, on and surrounding the areas from which their missiles and drones are launched.

Oh, yeah. And also atop whichever mud hut serves as their Command and Control Center.

Ought to puddin'-fy a good handful of Iranian Revolutionary Guards there, all in the same boomenthumpen.

Leave nothing but a smoking, cratered moonscape, as the last Stratofortress clears the target.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (e6UQI)

80 He added, "The president and I will not tolerate attack on U.S. forces. And we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

Those two clowns saying they will not tolerate attacks on US forces must be one of the Top Three Lies in the history of the Universe. They have tolerated 160 attacks since 10/7. If you are truly not going to tolerate attacks, rather than meekly defend against them you take action to PREVENT attacks being made.

Posted by: The Squad at January 30, 2024 05:49 PM (5fDan)

81 >>They dressed as doctors and nurses who just happened to be carrying weapons?

It's a Hamaspital.

Weapons, Suicide Vest, Scrubs and a Clipboard.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:50 PM (yfepr)

82 IDF: We Stopped a 10/7 Like Terror Attack Which Was Being Run Out of a, Get This, Hamas-Controlled Hospital
---
Big whoop. We stop like 10 of those A DAY and we don't feel the need to brag about it. Most of them would have been orchestrated by MAGA Republicans out to destroy democracy.

For us, it's just another day at the office.

Posted by: The FBI at January 30, 2024 05:50 PM (BpYfr)

83 Oh, hay, from El Pais (Spain) [Colombian President] Gustavo Petro hit by new campaign finance headache:
Authorities are investigating whether $125,000 that the country’s Federation of Education Workers (Fecode) donated to Colombia Humana, the president’s party, were unlawfully used in his 2022 presidential campaign

It is almost as if Marxist revolutionaries can't be trusted with funds!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2024 05:50 PM (D7oie)

84 Crap - off smelly Squad sock

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2024 05:50 PM (5fDan)

85 This next ceasefire deal does not look all that favorable to Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 05:51 PM (AmQpt)

86
Taylor Swift will appear at the Super Bowl, taking the traditional bent knee during the national anthem while sipping a cool, refreshing Bud Light.

It takes all of us.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2024 05:51 PM (j4U/Z)

87 >>> How many damn hospitals are there in Gaza? I guess all the stolen foreign money has to be laundered through something
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Some are in the West Bank.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

88 Doctor, Doctor, Doctor ... a n d
Doctor.
Posted by: garrett

Great flick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (R4t5M)

89 Come to find out, there was a misprint in the koran. It wasn't virgins, it was Virgil's. Boy, are those guys in for a surprise.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (Pxa/w)

90 They threw Santos out they can throw this bitch out.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (vFG9F)

91 >>Taylor Swift will appear at the Super Bowl, taking the traditional bent knee during the national anthem while sipping a cool, refreshing Bud Light.

I'm betting the AI Halftime Show is going to be Taylor Swift getting DP'd by Elmo and Snuffaluphogus on the 50 Yard Line

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (yfepr)

92 Go. Old. Testament,

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 30, 2024 05:53 PM (5J0gB)

93 I wish Mr. Austin a full and speedy recovery; However, I can't help wondering how much fat did they have to cut through before they got to his prostate?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 05:53 PM (lxm3S)

94 I'm betting the AI Halftime Show is going to be Taylor Swift getting DP'd by Elmo and Snuffaluphogus on the 50 Yard Line
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (yfepr

Cookie Monster and Grouch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 05:53 PM (3CVIc)

95 I wonder why Jen Griffin kept her lesbian hairdo even after her cancer scare...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 30, 2024 05:54 PM (ZV+pB)

96 I feel like Maya. "Day 3 since the attack, George" writing on the glass.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 05:54 PM (AmQpt)

97 If these terrorists were hiding in the hospital, at least some of the senior staff at that hospital had to be complicit.

Of course. A Brit doctor who worked at Al-Shifa Hospital said that the medical staff all knew that certain areas of the hospital were off limits to everyone but Hamas, and that it was worth your life to try and enter those spaces.

Hamas apparently also had torture chambers in Al-Shifa, which is certainly an innovative use of a hospital.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:54 PM (YAtuc)

98 I thought they dressed up as hamas?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (VMFAF)

99 Austin was under anesthesia?!?!? What's the point of having someone rooting around in your asshole if you're asleep through the whole thing?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (l6Y9J)

100 90 They threw Santos out they can throw this bitch out.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM (vFG9F)

I'm waiting for Fetterman to speak out about this like he did Menendez. I want him to add to my 'Fetterman said/did what?' surprise list.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (nNx7/)

101 >>I thought they dressed up as hamas?

What...like with Blue Helmets and UNWRA Patches?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (yfepr)

102 Obviously disinformation from the IDF

....future Intercepted DU transmission.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (tT6L1)

103 Seems to me certain Hamas leaders, probably in Qatar, need to have workplace accidents...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

104 Watching "The Long Grey Line".
I know I am Navy but my Dad was Army
And it's a nice Patriotic Movie

Here's to Marty Maher

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (PQ4m2)

105 Did he also think Austin would wear a mask and a face shield when reviewing troops outdoors?

People change, ( Austin's resume reads outstanding so it's confusing)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

Didn't ask him. But i am meeting him and one of my buddies from Nike Hercules days for some pew pew range time soon. I'll see what he says then.
Posted by: BifBewalski

My personal opinion, which is worth nothing (having never served in the military or anything like that) is that all these 4 -Star flag officers (and probably the 3-star and 2-star flag officers) are a bunch of corrupt fuckeroos. McChrystal, Petraeus, Mattis, Austin (he was a 4-star before he retired), McRaven, and on, and on. They've all sold their souls to some big defense contractor, at some time or another.
It came out after Hyman Rickover passed away, that he got all kinds of favors and gifts from General Dynamics Electric Boat division (built nuke subs). And that may have been small potatoes compared to these other guys.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (vcOmj)

106 >> Seems to me certain Hamas leaders, probably in Qatar, need to have workplace accidents...

I'm waiting for the first confirmed Mossad / Door Dash Mashup.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (yfepr)

107 Mehdi Hasan is crying on Twitter about those awful* Jews dressing up as doctors to go hunting active Hamas terrorists hiding in a hospital.

http://tiny.cc/gbblwz
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2024 05:41 PM

Oddly, there are no comments/responses.

I would have liked to add "Mess with the bull, get the horn." or perhaps "Don't start none, won't be none."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

108 99 Austin was under anesthesia?!?!? What's the point of having someone rooting around in your asshole if you're asleep through the whole thing?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 30, 2024 05:55 PM (l6Y9J)

Then you'd enjoy a sygmoidoscopy; your awake for the entire procedure and you get to watch (if you want) as the camera is inserted where the sun don't shine. Please don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

109 Hamas apparently also had torture chambers in Al-Shifa, which is certainly an innovative use of a hospital.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:54 PM (YAtuc)
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Tell me more!

Posted by: Orin Scrivello at January 30, 2024 05:57 PM (tT6L1)

110 Gaza TV.
As The World Turns And Shakes.
My Mother The Daisy Cutter.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 30, 2024 05:58 PM (J8LnB)

111 79 Biden won't have the brains or balls to do it.

But the correct response to the Houthi attacks, would be a B-52 Air Wing, delivering an Arc Light bombardment, on and surrounding the areas from which their missiles and drones are launched.
============

Don't know the proper sequence but:
Cruise missiles
B1s
B2s
B52s
F16s
A10s
AC130s

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 05:58 PM (lxm3S)

112 87 >>> How many damn hospitals are there in Gaza? I guess all the stolen foreign money has to be laundered through something
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Some are in the West Bank.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

A lot of hospitals are needed in Gaza so there are enough maternity beds to accommodate the ever-increasing pregnancies and births due to free UNWRA food and Israeli non-genocide.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2024 05:58 PM (5fDan)

113
I'm betting the AI Halftime Show is going to be Taylor Swift getting DP'd by Elmo and Snuffaluphogus on the 50 Yard Line

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:52 PM

Trying to imagine Taylor Swift in some sorta mainstream pron category and coming up blank.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (nIvob)

114 That I was, G&R! best link of the week!

I watch it a couple times a day! I want to learn how to cuss like that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (WsTvr)

115 It came out after Hyman Rickover passed away, that he got all kinds of favors and gifts from General Dynamics Electric Boat division (built nuke subs). And that may have been small potatoes compared to these other guys.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (vcOmj)

I know that's a real name and person, but still sounds to me like a prank caller.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

116 Dudes, I wrote off the NFL in 2015, so I feel so disconnected from it, that all I can do is laugh about it becoming a homosexuality-themed vehicle for music industry advertising and regime propaganda about their febrile race war.

If I were still a fan, especially if I were a Chiefs fan, I'd be pretty pissed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (ZWpZ+)

117 I would have liked to add "Mess with the bull, get the horn." or perhaps "Don't start none, won't be none."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

I like the old stand by that Hamas is like the kid who killed his parents whining for mercy because he's an orphan.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (nNx7/)

118 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was back in the office Monday
.......
Can he pee on his own yet?

His own what?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (sNc8Y)

119 I'm waiting for the first confirmed Mossad / Door Dash Mashup.
Posted by: garrett

Candy Gram! Candy - Gram for Mohammed Jalamna!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart, or.....is it? at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (vcOmj)

120 106 >> Seems to me certain Hamas leaders, probably in Qatar, need to have workplace accidents...

I'm waiting for the first confirmed Mossad / Door Dash Mashup.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 05:56 PM (yfepr)

"Somebody order splody kabobs in fiery sauce?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

121 107 Mehdi Hasan is crying on Twitter about those awful* Jews dressing up as doctors to go hunting active Hamas terrorists hiding in a hospital.

http://tiny.cc/gbblwz
Posted by: bonhomme
------------------------

There's only one place for these people.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:00 PM (lxm3S)

122 Operation Praying Mantis. Reagan sank half Iran's fleet
Gave them the FAFO response

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:00 PM (AmQpt)

123 Don't know the proper sequence but:
Cruise missiles
B1s
B2s
B52s
F16s
A10s
AC130s
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 05:58 PM

Or, alternatively, one Texas Ranger.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Trying to imagine Taylor Swift in some sorta mainstream pron category and coming up blank.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (nIvob)

She would definitely be in the Step sister category.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (nNx7/)

125 120 106 >> Seems to me certain Hamas leaders, probably in Qatar, need to have workplace accidents...
----------------------

Alaska Air, Boeing, window seat.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (lxm3S)

126 Has Biden found any empty warehouses yet to bomb, far far far away from iran?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (PQ4m2)

127 Go. Old. Testament,
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Welcome to the dark side. It's been lonely.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (SVQQi)

128 109 Hamas apparently also had torture chambers in Al-Shifa, which is certainly an innovative use of a hospital.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2024 05:54 PM (YAtuc)
----

Tell me more!

Posted by: Orin Scrivello at January 30, 2024 05:57 PM (tT6L1)

The torture makes you forget about the pain you came into the hospital for. It's innovative anesthesia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

129 Operation Praying Mantis. Reagan sank half Iran's fleet
Gave them the FAFO response
Posted by: Ben Had

I know a guy that was in the Navy at that time, in the Persian Gulf.
He kidded me that he couldn't tell me everything they did, or he would have to kill me. Heh-heh-heh.
That was back in the 1990's.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 30, 2024 06:02 PM (vcOmj)

130 "Trying to imagine Taylor Swift in some sorta mainstream pron category and coming up blank."

Sex doll

Posted by: Taylor's Plastic Pie at January 30, 2024 06:03 PM (vFG9F)

131 I never thought I could get so damn sick of hearing the no consequence name of a damn trollop teeniebopper pop singer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 06:03 PM (pohLc)

132 Is Jennifer the name a watchword? I know a Jen, she's based.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2024 05:36 PM (di6C2)

I know a Jennifer...she is a professional drinker. Or a skilled amateur.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:04 PM (gSZYf)

133 I'm betting the AI Halftime Show is going to be Taylor Swift getting DP'd by Elmo and Snuffaluphogus on the 50 Yard Line

------

No way. I'm pretty sure Elmo and Snuffaluphogus are supposed to be guys.

Unless they AI a dick onto Tay-Tay, her getting turned into Chinese fingercuffs by a pair of furries isn't going to be nearly gay or weird enough for our media elites.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 06:04 PM (0FoWg)

134 I know a Jennifer...she is a professional drinker. Or a skilled amateur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:04 PM

So, shaken, not stirred?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:05 PM (a3Q+t)

135 131 I never thought I could get so damn sick of hearing the no consequence name of a damn trollop teeniebopper pop singer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 06:03 PM (pohLc)

Can't even escape it on the roadways...
http://tinyurl.com/2u4zb5ty

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

136 Are Hamas military bases actually hospitals?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 06:05 PM (Gf82x)

137 Hard to believe Girth Vader has prostate cancer since he's a perfect asshole.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (LaNzR)

138 131 I never thought I could get so damn sick of hearing the no consequence name of a damn trollop teeniebopper pop singer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 06:03 PM (pohLc)

She's 34...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

139
She would definitely be in the Step sister category.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 06:01 PM

My stepsister? I'd be telling her to go away until she came back with a pair of double d's and her back hurt from carrying them around all day.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (nIvob)

140 They found the statue of Jackie Robinson, broken in a thousand pieces. Some tweaker tried to melt it down in a garbage can.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

141 She's 34...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

Her fan base isnt.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (pohLc)

142 140 They found the statue of Jackie Robinson, broken in a thousand pieces. Some tweaker tried to melt it down in a garbage can.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

SMH...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

143 "Local police responded to a report of a trash can fire around 8.40am Tuesday morning. Once it was no longer an active fire, police identified pieces of the statue, with Wichita Fire Department public information officer Andrew Ford saying it is 'not salvageable at this time,' "

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (vFG9F)

144 Trying to imagine Taylor Swift in some sorta mainstream pron category and coming up blank.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 05:59 PM (nIvob)

Not a leg man, I see

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (xcxpd)

145
Is Tay-Tay gonna be the Super Bowl half-Time Entertainment?

Seems like she ought to be with the media and NFL pouring so much attention on her.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (nFnyb)

146 CBD, you also know a Jennifer that is " not bossy, aggressively helpful"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (AmQpt)

147 Two! Two orifices! Ah-a-a!

Posted by: The Count at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (R4t5M)

148 If Taylor Swift were my stepsister I'd tell her to leave me the fuck alone, because I'm already seeing more of her than I'd care to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (0FoWg)

149 146 CBD, you also know a Jennifer that is " not bossy, aggressively helpful"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (AmQpt)

You ask for a Jennifer
You'd be willing to settle for a Karen
You get a Lena (Dunham).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

150 I'm pretty much indifferent to the NFL. I'm absolutely indifferent to Taylor Swift. I think they are multiplied to establish total indifference.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (Gf82x)

151 I don't care about Swift. I hope Travis is stooping her good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (PQ4m2)

152
Not a leg man, I see

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM

If she's 34 and still single I suspect the legs aren't that great in close ups.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (nIvob)

153 Her fan base isnt.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (pohLc)

A majority of it is. It's the most off-putting thing about this sideshow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (0FoWg)

154 147 Two! Two orifices! Ah-a-a!

Posted by: The Count at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM (R4t5M)

Terrible cartoon I saw.
Man is interviewing for a job.
Woman interviewer says, "I've got three openings."
Man says, "I know."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

155 I heard Kirby today say they are looking at a multi-tiered response.
Sounded like a proportional response. And as we all know, stating proportional is just admitting you have no interest in victory.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)

156 CBD, you also know a Jennifer that is " not bossy, aggressively helpful"
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (AmQpt)
----

I laughed when I saw that shirt.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

157 I ditched the nfl when my Redskins were abandoned for the commancheros. Fuck 'em. Don't care

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 30, 2024 06:10 PM (ZV+pB)

158 Does Taylor giving Travis a blow job raise or lower her vocal range?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:10 PM (AmQpt)

159 Nancy Pelosi's son Paul Pelosi Jr. dodges federal charges for the SEVENTH time after being linked to money laundering and mail fraud scheme involving a San Francisco Flop house

https://mol.im/a/13023467

Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #01 at January 30, 2024 06:11 PM (qfLjt)

160 I heard Kirby today say they are looking at a multi-tiered response.
Sounded like a proportional response. And as we all know, stating proportional is just admitting you have no interest in victory.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)
.......

So basically, all our bases in the ME are just sitting ducks.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

161 158 Does Taylor giving Travis a blow job raise or lower her vocal range?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:10 PM (AmQpt)

Hmmm. Sounds suspiciously like a physics and chemistry question.
This might help...
https://youtu.be/EkVshZgKl5Q

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

162 " Does Taylor giving Travis a blow job raise or lower her vocal range?
Posted by: Ben Had"

It squeaks.

Posted by: Taylor's Plastic Pie at January 30, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

163 CBD, you also know a Jennifer that is " not bossy, aggressively helpful"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (AmQpt)

You ask for a Jennifer
You'd be willing to settle for a Karen
You get a Lena (Dunham).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:08 PM

Given that CBD was threatening the Art Thread readers this morning, I fear you've given him a plan, one that even a Russki could execute.

This will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at January 30, 2024 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

164 Swift is mousey. She's not my type at all. She's not ugly, just average. She's not a hack but I don't get the hype of her music. It's great marketing of her, but that's about it. Tired of hearing about her and who she's banging. But it will be the Swift Bowl. Don't know if I'll watch, might but like Taylor. Meh. Don't really care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 06:13 PM (MGqzM)

165 I would be really scared if I were a disused warehouse in the Middle East right now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (yjcVA)

166 The various outposts in the ME are... what is known as ... bait.

It depends on who is placing the bait as to what it'll catch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

167 "We're trying to remain a little subtle," said no Dem staffer ever.

Some of you boys are spending in your pants so hard over Taylor Swift, you'd better wipe or you'll be having Christmas dinner at the shelter yet again.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (zdLoL)

168 Someone told me the NfL has estimated she's brought in hundreds of thousands of new 'fans' and has resulted in 200-300 million in revenue for the NFL.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (3CVIc)

169 "The president and I will not tolerate attack on U.S. forces. And we will take all necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

Let me translate this using my patented Demo-Lib Translator:

"The president and I will tolerate attack on U.S. forces. And we will take no necessary actions to defend the U.S. and our troops."

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (DsA2n)

170 >>>> But it will be the Swift Bowl. Don't know if I'll watch, might but like Taylor. Meh. Don't really care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 06:13 PM (MGqzM)
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Hopefully, after the bowl game she will disappear from this blog.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (lxm3S)

171 Then you'd enjoy a sygmoidoscopy; your awake for the entire procedure and you get to watch (if you want) as the camera is inserted where the sun don't shine. Please don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
---
I had one of those once. Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

172 I would be really scared if I were a disused warehouse in the Middle East right now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (yjcVA)

***

YOU'RE SCARED...

Posted by: Baby Milk Factory at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (ZV+pB)

173

Jennifer Juniper lives upon the hill
Jennifer Juniper sitting very still

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

174 Some of you boys are spending in your pants so hard over Taylor Swift, you'd better wipe or you'll be having Christmas dinner at the shelter yet again.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2024 06:14 PM (zdLoL)

What is the shelter serving now a days?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (PQ4m2)

175 Hopefully, after the bowl game she will disappear from this blog.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM

Well, at least until she endorses Brandon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

176 "I had one of those once. Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Sez you.

Posted by: Guy with his head up his ass at January 30, 2024 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

177 @114/sock_rat_eez: Here, this one has close captioning that gives you a lot of it, though I have to laugh when he gets part way through his fall and it just states "*inaudible*"

https://youtu.be/aXvQMfKjuC8

I lost it at "rata' frat'n rat rat 'n blooot blat'n nark'n lox'n box'n polka-dox"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2024 06:17 PM (qPw5n)

178 >>I had one of those once. Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.

I'm pretty content never seeing it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

179 Girth Vader.

outstanding, boss.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (Rbu5d)

180 Taylor is tall for a gal. 5'11" or so. Naturally the legs are amazingly long. And, since she has to work out so she can do her shows, the legs are probably in great shape.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

181 How is it that the hamassholes, allegedly wanting a ceasefire, would do this second attack?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (KiBMU)

182 CBD, you also know a Jennifer that is " not bossy, aggressively helpful"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 06:07 PM (AmQpt)

True! And they would like each other!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (gSZYf)

183 Bollywood film “The Fighter,” which was released on Thursday, coinciding with India’s Republic Day. The film, which “revolves around the Indian Air Force,” achieved a worldwide gross revenue of $25.1 million it’s opening weekend.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:19 PM (lxm3S)

184 The only time I hear about Taylor Swift is when she's in an article in the NY Post or when she's mentioned on here. Probably not having a TV helps with less time hearing about her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 06:19 PM (Ki//m)

185 Hopefully, after the bowl game she will disappear from this blog.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (lxm3S)

I was hoping for a Tay Tay daily thread or at least an update now and then on Nancy and her large, sagging, veiny breasts.

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

186 Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #01

Pelosi Jr. looks every bit of the douche bag grifter that his parents are. Seems he is also teflon.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

187 Taylor is tall for a gal. 5'11" or so. Naturally the legs are amazingly long. And, since she has to work out so she can do her shows, the legs are probably in great shape.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

yes, and, AND ..Tina Turner's legs were just fine when she was in her 60s. They say the legs are the last to go...but you gotta have them in the first place.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (V13WU)

188 Ok, next one who says "Taylor Swift", gets it!

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

189

Calling
Doctor Howard
Doctor Fine
Doctor Howard

Posted by: Dr. Killdozer at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (63Dwl)

190 Good thing he was only gone a month or the Ukrainians would have stolen more.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (tU125)

191 The Truth About Guns: The True Intent of the Democrats’ Anti-Militia Bill Is to Infringe on Firearms Training

http://tinyurl.com/3k8vhsjd

Via Instapundit

Posted by: Robert wants to know if he can be your huckleberry at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (ACeyN)

192 186 Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #01

Pelosi Jr. looks every bit of the douche bag grifter that his parents are. Seems he is also teflon.
Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

I'm sensing a pattern with the spawns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 06:21 PM (3CVIc)

193 The prosecutor (sweetDick?) leading the election interference case against Donald Trump in Georgia will not have to testify about an alleged relationship with his boss, Fani Willis, the Fulton County DA, after reaching a divorce settlement. _NYT

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:21 PM (lxm3S)

194 Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.

Those pictures are fake, ok. It's AI!

Posted by: T Swift at January 30, 2024 06:21 PM (W5k0L)

195 How is it that the hamassholes, allegedly wanting a ceasefire, would do this second attack?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 30, 2024 06:18 PM (KiBMU)
........

They have "run out of" hostages.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

196 How the hell would like to work for a lying gassbag like Austin?

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 30, 2024 06:21 PM (iM4S+)

197 The only time I hear about Taylor Swift is when she's in an article in the NY Post or when she's mentioned on here. Probably not having a TV helps with less time hearing about her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 06:19 PM

AoSHQ does provide a cultural window that would be otherwise lacking for many of us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

198
Wouldn't be the first time that the IDF smoked mohammedan terrorists while disguised in drag. In the 70s they hit PLO terrorists in Beirut like that. Ehud Barak was one of the IDF commandos in a dress on the mission, long before he retired and became Israeli PM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2024 06:22 PM (n+4am)

199 speaking of AI, deepFakes and such, "Deepfake bill would open door for victims to sue creators
Sens. Dick Durbin, Lindsey Graham and Josh Hawley plan to introduce the Disrupt Explicit Forged Images and Non-Consensual Edits Act on Tuesday."

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 06:22 PM (V13WU)

200
AoSHQ does provide a cultural window that would be otherwise lacking for many of us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

Twas here I learned of Japanese vending machines with used underwear in them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 06:23 PM (3CVIc)

201 171 Then you'd enjoy a sygmoidoscopy; your awake for the entire procedure and you get to watch (if you want) as the camera is inserted where the sun don't shine. Please don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
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I had one of those once. Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

Cystoscopies are REALLY no fun.
"Hey, Doc! Why you trying to shove a camera up my urethra!?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

202 You all realize Covid picks on the less than healthy ones in the herd.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 06:24 PM (tU125)

203 >>Ehud Barak was one of the IDF commandos in a dress on the mission, long before he retired and became Israeli PM.

And way before he became a frequent guest of Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2024 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

204 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24
Israeli special forces disguised as doctors, nurses, cripples & patients stormed the Ibn Sina Hospital in Jenin (the West Bank) last night and liquidated Muhammad Jalamneh, a top commander of Hamas in the West Bank

2 other Hamas terrorists were killed too

http://tinyurl.com/mupnbbw3
24 seconds; wheelchair man rules!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 30, 2024 06:24 PM (2yu8s)

205 Bollywood film “The Fighter,” which was released on Thursday, coinciding with India’s Republic Day. The film, which “revolves around the Indian Air Force,” achieved a worldwide gross revenue of $25.1 million it’s opening weekend.
Posted by: Braenyard

I just read about it. Looks like a good film and the film's star looks like India's version of Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 06:25 PM (oiNtH)

206 185 Hopefully, after the bowl game she will disappear from this blog.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM (lxm3S)

I was hoping for a Tay Tay daily thread or at least an update now and then on Nancy and her large, sagging, veiny breasts.

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

Her husband, when he touches them, wonders why they're as cold as...oh, nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

207 The Iranian ship, Beshad, that is spottiing targets for the Houthi missile would be a nice choice, And I bet it could be done anonymously.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 30, 2024 06:26 PM (iM4S+)

208 Cystoscopies are REALLY no fun.
"Hey, Doc! Why you trying to shove a camera up my urethra!?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at January 30, 2024 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

209 UNWRA and the United States government furnish material aid and support to state sponsors of terrorism. They should all face...justice.

Posted by: Or something approximating justice at January 30, 2024 06:27 PM (pKFK0)

210 The Indian tom Cruise is a very , very big Bollywood star - Hrithik Roshan. He's been around as long as Tom Cruise has.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 06:27 PM (V13WU)

211 Just had a bad thought on all of the Muslim potential Jihadists that have been promoted to security positions in the U.S.

I assume that the "enlightened" French have promoted even more than we have.

Bad thought: What are the chances the Israeli athletes will be safe in Paris at the Olympics this summer? An "inside job" is becoming ever more likely amongst the Western nations.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:28 PM (HlyYF)

212 207 The Iranian ship, Beshad, that is spottiing targets for the Houthi missile would be a nice choice, And I bet it could be done anonymously.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 30, 2024 06:26 PM (iM4S+)

It should most certainly NOT be anonymous, but this admin is in kahoots. I mean, why give the Shia pets so much money?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

213 I had one of those once. Not pleasant at all, but oddly fascinating as you see a part of you on the camera that you never, ever get to see in real time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 06:15 PM

Well, Morons have not seen that part of our anatomy in real time.

Plenty of Leftists suffering from cranial-rectal inversion have experienced that view!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (HlyYF)

214 > Just had a bad thought on all of the Muslim potential Jihadists that have been promoted to security positions in the U.S.
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I'm pretty sure that number is in the double digits. Inside the government.

Outside...... likely thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

215 The Truth About Guns: The True Intent of the Democrats’ Anti-Militia Bill Is to Infringe on Firearms Training

http://tinyurl.com/3k8vhsjd

Via Instapundit
Posted by: Robert wants to know if he can be your huckleberry at January 30, 2024 06:20 PM

"We can sit around ... and talk about sore muscles and fire ant bites and talk about how Joe walks like a penguin, or how it would take Kamala a good 20 minutes just to tell you you’re on fire."

I *told* you Big Penguin with their polymorpic perversity was behind Brandon!!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

216 210 The Indian tom Cruise is a very , very big Bollywood star - Hrithik Roshan. He's been around as long as Tom Cruise has.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 06:27 PM (V13WU)

Tom Cruise is 12 years older...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

217 “ The Israeli commando forces entered the hospital dressed as doctors and nurses, as seen in CCTV footage shared on social media.”

Would bang. Sight unseen. Would bang.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 05:40 PM (29f9B)

Finally a new batch of Jewish Moms can say "My son, the doctor"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

218
The Iranian ship, Beshad, that is spottiing targets for the Houthi missile would be a nice choice, And I bet it could be done anonymously.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate

Our submarines still have torpedoes do they not?

Posted by: Dr. Killdozer at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (63Dwl)

219 He added, "The president and I will not tolerate attack on U.S. forces.

Whadayamean "will not tolerate"? You already have tolerated it, you Buffoon!

The Current State of Lying and Gaslighting has exceeded ridiculous and gone plaid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (aXxgO)

220 I assume that the "enlightened" French have promoted even more than we have.

Bad thought: What are the chances the Israeli athletes will be safe in Paris at the Olympics this summer? An "inside job" is becoming ever more likely amongst the Western nations.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

The French are very weird, if that wasn't obvious. They're very protective of French things, and have had a longer battle with islamists than the US. I'd wager that the UK is worse off, in that the have open islamists as politicians now and actively remove patriotic normies from their government apparatus.

That said, i'd be surprised if the Oly games don't have an 'event'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (IG4Id)

221 The Indian tom Cruise is a very , very big Bollywood star - Hrithik Roshan. He's been around as long as Tom Cruise has.
Posted by: runner

Pretty damn good looking. He's 50 but looks much younger.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 06:32 PM (oiNtH)

222 214 > Just had a bad thought on all of the Muslim potential Jihadists that have been promoted to security positions in the U.S.
_____________

I'm pretty sure that number is in the double digits. Inside the government.

Outside...... likely thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

The Gov't is exceedingly bloated. Just look at the WH interns complaining about Biden not jumping on the Hamass bandwagon. I bet there are THOUSANDS imbedded inside Gov't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

223 "Girth Vader : is very good , Ace. You could also call him "Girth Evader" since he hasn't been around much, except that "Girth Evader" sounds like something he'd wear to flatten his belly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 06:33 PM (Ki//m)

224 Has Biden found any empty warehouses yet to bomb, far far far away from iran?
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Empty tents in the desert and aspirin factories wait with dread-- who will be bombed next by the Tough Democrat President?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 06:33 PM (C2U4G)

225 >>> The Truth About Guns: The True Intent of the Democrats’ Anti-Militia Bill Is to Infringe on Firearms Training
http://tinyurl.com/3k8vhsjd
Via Instapundit
Posted by: Robert wants to know if he can be your huckleberry

Interesting in that 'regulated' and one time meant skillful precision, not smothered in red tape.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

226 I'm pretty sure that number is in the double digits. Inside the government.

Outside...... likely thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM

That is what worries me.

Only need a few guys inside the Trojan Horse to open the gate.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:33 PM (HlyYF)

227 Our submarines still have torpedoes do they not?
Posted by: Dr. Killdozer at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM

Since the Mk. 14 was retired, none that are combat-proven.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

228 226 I'm pretty sure that number is in the double digits. Inside the government.

Outside...... likely thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM

That is what worries me.

Only need a few guys inside the Trojan Horse to open the gate.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:33 PM (HlyYF)

But you can't get it to drink water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

229 I'm pretty sure that number is in the double digits. Inside the government.

Outside...... likely thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

The Gov't is exceedingly bloated. Just look at the WH interns complaining about Biden not jumping on the Hamass bandwagon. I bet there are THOUSANDS imbedded inside Gov't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

They are probably the ones doing the actual work.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2024 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

230 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 06:36 PM (WsTvr)

231 What are the chances the Israeli athletes will be safe in Paris at the Olympics this summer?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:28 PM (HlyYF)

My guess is that if there is an attack, it will be low-tech. Some crazy Jihadist with a van trying to run down spectators. Israel is no longer playing nice and assuming the best intentions...of anyone!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:36 PM (gSZYf)

232 The French are very weird, if that wasn't obvious. They're very protective of French things, and have had a longer battle with islamists than the US. I'd wager that the UK is worse off, in that the have open islamists as politicians now and actively remove patriotic normies from their government apparatus.

That said, i'd be surprised if the Oly games don't have an 'event'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 06:31 PM (IG4Id)

France had entire cities full of muslims burning cars last time I visited probably 15 years ago just outside of Paris. These days probably in Paris.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2024 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

233 What are the chances the Israeli athletes will be safe in Paris at the Olympics this summer?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:28 PM (HlyYF)

My guess is that if there is an attack, it will be low-tech. Some crazy Jihadist with a van trying to run down spectators. Israel is no longer playing nice and assuming the best intentions...of anyone!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:36 PM (gSZYf)

About as safe as they were in 1972 in Munich.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2024 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

234 My guess is that if there is an attack, it will be low-tech. Some crazy Jihadist with a van trying to run down spectators. Israel is no longer playing nice and assuming the best intentions...of anyone!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2024 06:36 PM (gSZYf)

About as safe as they were in 1972 in Munich.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2024 06:39 PM

I was pretty young ... and remember that vividly! (Hence, my question above.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2024 06:43 PM (HlyYF)

235 "Hey, Doc! Why you trying to shove a camera up my urethra!?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2024 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

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God help me, in my head I heard that being said by Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 30, 2024 06:49 PM (Npnb7)

236 Girth Vader

Heh heh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (aD39U)

237 64
You couldn't build your house, maybe 50 feet further away?

I don't get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (0SUY6)
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Defense.

Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #02 at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

238 Austin is a great general, look at his record at the Salvation Army running their recruitment division during the great Obama Elementary school war.

Posted by: Rev Al at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (EcD5Y)

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