Fani Willis Must Appear to Answer Questions About Her Contacts With Joe Biden Today, and Must Bring Her Blown-Out Busted-Up Windsock of a Snuzz

Fani Willis' beat-up brokedown busted-out snuzz looks and smells like a fairgrounds after a Phish concert.

She's bringing that sad droopy old meat-tuba in a wheelbarrow.

(Style note: A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.)

The judge presiding over this three-ring circus is holding a hearing regarding discussions Fani had with Biden.

Mia Cathell:

The judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's "election conspiracy" case in Georgia has scheduled a hearing for Thursday to consider a request for discovery from one of Trump's alleged "co-conspirators," who is seeking access to any records that potentially catch Fulton County prosecutors conspiring with President Joe Biden's White House.
Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee issued a one-page order on January 17 summoning attorneys for ex-Trump DOJ official Jeffrey B. Clark and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis to appear in his Atlanta courtroom at 2 p.m. Thursday.
Clark's motion to compel--dated January 12--asked the court to order Willis to turn over any evidence documenting any contact she may have had, citing travel receipts billing the Democrat D.A.'s office a total of $4,000 for two eight-hour meetings (costing $2,000 each) with White House officials. One was a late May 2022 conference in Athens and the other a D.C. "interview" in mid-November of 2022. Both financial statements were filed away under the project title: "Anti-Corruption Special Prosecutor."
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The paper trail was unearthed in Trump co-defendant Michael Roman's bombshell motion to disqualify the D.A. where he accused Willis of having an "improper" and "clandestine" affair with Wade at the time she had hired him to prosecute Trump.

Fani's Insatiable Thirst for Schlong has gotten her in a lot of trouble.

The proof of contact "may be material to the outcome of the case or helpful to the defense, if it supports an argument that the prosecution of this case is tainted with partisan political objectives coordinated with, suggested or directed by the White House," Clark's lawyers contended in their motion to compel production of documentation.
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Another invoice from the "Law Offices of Darrius 'Sweetdick' Honeycum, Esq.*" shows that he also met with the Democrat-led House Select January 6 Committee in the spring of 2022. Wade's crew traveled to Washington and documented the April 18, 2022, to April 21, 2022, in-person conference as "Team meeting; Conf w/Jan 6; Research legal issues to prep interv" for 24 hours of work totaling $6,000.

* Edited for clarity.

J6 committee staff reportedly gave Willis an "early boost," helping "guide" the infantile days of the Georgia Trump probe. The extent of the panel's assistance included helping Fulton County prosecutors prep for interviews with star witnesses and discussing topics that were "later featured prominently" in the indictment against Trump and his associates[.]

By the way, Fani Willis is refusing to answer congressional questions:

House Republicans recently called on Willis to disclose her crew's contacts with the J6 committee. Willis refused, claiming the request "violates well-established principles of federalism and separation of powers." She told House Judiciary Committee chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH): "You cannot--and will not--be provided access to any non-public information about this."

So when will she be sentenced to four months in prison?

Meanwhile:

Another Fulton County, Georgia Official Found Guilty Of Corruption.

Former Chief of Staff Calvin Brock accused Commissioner Natalie Hall of firing him for not having an exclusive sexual relationship with her. The Judge found that Hall put trackers in Brock’s car to listen to… pic.twitter.com/6e50ByKZj1
— ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể (@TheThe1776) January 25, 2024

Intercepted DU Transmissions thinks that we might enjoy this DU thread, entitled, ahem, The Fani Willis Appreciation Thread.

It was mostly written by sockpuppets of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.'s veiney sex python.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM

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1 Top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

2 I let the corgis know

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

3 Yet they won't throw out the case mark my words

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 03:37 PM (n2vyf)

4 Georgia. Huh.

And people wonder why I want out of the South.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (T4tVD)

6 OK, why does there have to be DIRECT collusion, for a prosecution to be corrupted by Politics?

Can't their own political views, corrupt the Justice process? Like in the case of the New York AG who RAN on the platform of getting Trump for anything she could come up with?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (xaFKb)

7 Looking forward to that link from DU.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (mdhFC)

8 Fani Willis' beat-up brokedown busted-out snuzz looks and smells like a fairgrounds after a Phish concert.
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Dang, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (mwCIn)

9 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

10 Did you collude with Biden of the J6 committee?

No

Alrighty then!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM (u73oe)

11 Top notch operation they got there in Fulton Co

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)

12 Clark's motion to compel--dated January 12--asked the court to order Willis to turn over any evidence documenting any contact she may have had, citing travel receipts ... One was a late May 2022 conference in Athens and the other a D.C. "interview" in mid-November of 2022. Both financial statements were filed away under the project title: "Anti-Corruption Special Prosecutor."
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This kind of naked corruption used to be noteworthy.

I remember those days.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (mwCIn)

13 "meat tuba". Pure poetry.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (XPM1I)

14 Just remember. All this democrat abuse and tyranny would be impossible without the collusion of the GOPe and the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (jbnUc)

15 So when will she be sentenced to four months in prison?

Why not "air-dropped into Kabul" instead?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (llON8)

16 Looks like the south is rising all over.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)

17 9 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

Past tense and present tense?

Snizz is what you do... Snuzz is whut you did?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (xaFKb)

18 >>>9 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)

19 From the DU thread:

"The source, who asked not to be identified discussing what occurred inside the grand jury room, described Wade as a deft performer in front of the grand jury."

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (i671v)

20 J6 committee staff reportedly gave Willis an "early boost," helping "guide" the infantile days of the Georgia Trump probe. The extent of the panel's assistance included helping Fulton County prosecutors prep for interviews with star witnesses and discussing topics that were "later featured prominently" in the indictment against Trump and his associates
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They meant "fledgling," I think.

I mean, it's *still* infantile. The infant has hand grenades to play with, but ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (mwCIn)

21 8 Fani Willis' beat-up brokedown busted-out snuzz looks and smells like a fairgrounds after a Phish concert.
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Dang, Ace.
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Do blacks attend Phish concerts?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (musil)

22 So when will she be sentenced to four months in prison?
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Are you kidding? She'll be sentenced to a book deal, a few months on the talk show circuit, and then a longer-term gig as a cable news "special contributor."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (mwCIn)

23 Fani has a divehead and receding hairline, a neck like a frog, and an ass that looks like an abandoned caboose. And this dude still pulled the trigger. I'm starting to doubt the binary scale measures anything other than a man's willingness to publicly admit he'd bang a given broad.

Posted by: What I'm saying is Fani proves men will sex anything at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (L81HX)

24 Willowed comment:

> according to this Mormon, Mormons do not believe that they get their own planet when they die

Mormons believe there are different degrees of glory that people may attain in God's Kingdom. The highest degree is the full presence of God. Mormons believe that in Heaven, you don't just sit around and play harps all day or chill with friends, you continue to do God's work, which is to bring to pass the Eternal Life of Man.

So no, we don't believe we "get a planet." We believe we'll live with God if He judges us worthy to do so. We do, however, believe we'll do Godly work by building and creating.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (R38qh)

25 >>Do blacks attend Phish concerts?

By Law, there must be 3 per 15k in attendance.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (mdhFC)

26 16 Looks like the south is rising all over.
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Atlanta seceded from the South a while ago.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (musil)

27
So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM

Snizz - present tense
Snuzz - past tense

As in: He carefully slept far from her weeping snuzz.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (nIvob)

28 A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.
Posted by: ace

Ah, thanks for the explanation, Ace.

I hope whoever is in charge of keeping the glossary updated makes a note of this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

29 OT: Vince McMahon is being accused of sex trafficking

http://tinyurl.com/97yss6a9

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

30 Dani Willis will president Babylon be the AG in the Mooch Obama administration

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:43 PM (FQmDC)

31 28 A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.
Posted by: ace

Ah, thanks for the explanation, Ace.

I hope whoever is in charge of keeping the glossary updated makes a note of this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

/Forwarded to the stylebook Committee.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 03:43 PM (xaFKb)

32 "Busted-Up Windsock of a Snuzz"

lol Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (xcxpd)

33 "meat tuba". Pure poetry.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
_________

Did he edit that from "trumpet"? I could swear it said trumpet when I read it right after it posted.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (Dm8we)

34 Re: the DU Fani Appreciation Thread

"IMO, it's Vlad who wants Fani gone"

Very perceptive!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (snyZJ)

35 You can tell Ace really loves covering this story.

But he's being pretty reckless. At the rate he's depleting the HQ's strategic reserve of insults, there will be nothing left by the end of April.

Posted by: Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich Enthusiast at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (L81HX)

36 >>Fani has a divehead and receding hairline, a neck like a frog, and an ass that looks like an abandoned caboose. And this dude still pulled the trigger. I'm starting to doubt the binary scale measures anything other than a man's willingness to publicly admit he'd bang a given broad.

650k buys a lot of Viagra.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (mdhFC)

37 It actually autocorrect's her name to Dani (sigh)

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (FQmDC)

38 Former Chief of Staff Calvin Brock accused Commissioner Natalie Hall of firing him for not having an exclusive sexual relationship with her. The Judge found that Hall put trackers in Brock's car to listen to ...
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For not having an *exclusive* sexual relationship.

So she was regularly being taken to Pound Town by a subordinate, got jealous, insisted the subordinate quit taking other chicks to Pound Town, then fired him when he wouldn't?

American government. Nothing quite like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (mwCIn)

39 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.

'snuzz' has lost its tone.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (Hqy82)

40 I saw BeatUp BrokeDown BustedOut Snuzz (BBBS) open for Iggy Pop And The Stooges at Three Rivers Stadium in 1988.

That Iggy is a short bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (EvkyC)

41 I thought 'mooseknuckle' was cameltoe for dudes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

42 Darrius 'Sweetdick' Honeycum, Esq.
.....

Gonorrhea tastes like Twinkies?

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

43 >>>Did he edit that from "trumpet"? I could swear it said trumpet when I read it right after it posted.

yeah. I think her snuzz has more of an oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa sound to it.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

44 40 Glenn Danzig is a munchkin

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (FQmDC)

45 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024

***
"Snuzz" is the past tense.

"Nathan Wade snuzzed Fani Willis like he just got outta prison," as opposed to present/future tense, "I'm gonna snizz that like it owes me money."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (J2vNu)

46 "meat tuba"

Tubas have a lot of twists and turns in them. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (9yWhg)

47 Willis refused, claiming the request "violates well-established principles of federalism and separation of powers."
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But meeting with the Biden White House and Dem J6 Committee members is hunky and dory.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (2yu8s)

48 Snizz=some feminine moisture.

Snuzz=grab the lube, it's dry dry dry.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

49 4 Georgia. Huh.

And people wonder why I want out of the South.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

It's not better elsewhere...and Myrtle Beach is pretty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (xcxpd)

50 Ace, you've been on f'ing fire this past week with this story. I'm still chuckling over the nickname you gave Wade a few days ago, "The Booty Vandal" -- and ever since have been pondering what specific acts of vandalism the "Booty Vandal" might commit against Dat Ass, e.g.:

Tag Dat Ass

Smash Dat Ass

Carve My Initials In Dat Ass

Spray-Paint Dat Ass

... etc.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (EcUen)

51 That Iggy is a short bastard.
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Skinny, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (musil)

52 At least where I'm from

Posted by: DOYLE at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

53 >> Looks like the south is rising all over.

Fanni's ass looks like it was left out to proof for too long.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (mdhFC)

54 23 Fani has a divehead and receding hairline, a neck like a frog, and an ass that looks like an abandoned caboose. And this dude still pulled the trigger. I'm starting to doubt the binary scale measures anything other than a man's willingness to publicly admit he'd bang a given broad.
Posted by: What I'm saying is Fani proves men will sex anything at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (L81HX)

I suspect that a million dollar contract played a part.

Man-whore.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (xhfG9)

55 From the DU thread:

"The source, who asked not to be identified discussing what occurred inside the grand jury room, described Wade as a deft performer in front of the grand jury."
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (i671v)

The Master of The Old Soft Shoe ?

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (T4tVD)

56 Pity the high school band kid who plays the tuba.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (qkyXi)

57 I didn't realize that nouns had past tenses....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (SRRAx)

58 What's with all these Strong Empowered Black Wymins using their money, power, and influence to illegally squat their snatches on thick underling cock?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

59 >>> Fani has a divehead and receding hairline,

The Romans would say she has a IX-head.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (KRtlO)

60 BREAKING: So, why are we sending the damn CIA Director to negotiate a peace deal? What the hell is the president and the state department for?

"The Washington Post is reporting a hugely unexpected development related to the Israel-Hamas war, writing that President Biden will send CIA Director William J. Burns in the coming days to help negotiate a ceasefire." (from Zerohedge through Wash Post, but I'm not linking Wash Po)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (exHjb)

61 Ace added it to the thread.

"Snuzz" means a sloppy, worn out, run-through, nasty old dilapidated snizz.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (mwCIn)

62 Oh, I see Ace answered my question at the very beginning of the post.

Not that I didn't read the content or anything. I definitely read it. Definitely.

*shifty eyes"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (9yWhg)

63 >>Glenn Danzig is a munchkin

Every time I see that picture of him with the Kitty Litter I just about die for laughing.

And yes. Glenn is tiny. As is Henry Rollins. Like 5'3".

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (mdhFC)

64
'snuzz' has lost its tone.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM

A woman who thinks a Kegal is a Supreme Court justice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (nIvob)

65 yeah. I think her snuzz has more of an oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa sound to it.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

——————

Everyone do the snuzz polka!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (u73oe)

66 "meat tuba". Pure poetry.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (XPM1I)
.......

bahoompapah > queef

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

67 57 I didn't realize that nouns had past tenses....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (SRRAx)

"Verbing weirds language."

- Hobbes

Posted by: Elaine Benis at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (T+Iwg)

68 "meat tuba"
*
Tubas have a lot of twists and turns in them. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 202

***
Maybe "meat clarinet"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

69 Atlanta is the Austin of Georgia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (aD39U)

70 That Iggy is a short bastard.
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Skinny, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead
___________

His scene in Dead Man with Billy Bob Thornton is hilarious.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (Dm8we)

71 can't even beat you guys to a tuba joke?
Man.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

72 "The source, who asked not to be identified discussing what occurred inside the grand jury room, described Wade as a deft performer in front of the grand jury."
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (i671v)
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I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (musil)

73 Off topic but I just found out that the gay Nigerian who is the new Dr Who is also in Masters of the Air.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (FQmDC)

74 >>. I think her snuzz has more of an oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa sound to it.

Sounds like a Wind Farm. From 30 miles away.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (mdhFC)

75 Ncuti Gatwa

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (FQmDC)

76 Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (Cynha)

77 Fanny Willis has been stealing since she fell out of her crib.

Nobody had to teach her...she has the "gift".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (EvkyC)

78 51 That Iggy is a short bastard.
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Skinny, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (musil)

He's got a lust for life, though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (xcxpd)

79 Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (Cynha)
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Nobody did.

Everyone just pretends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (mwCIn)

80 While My Meat Tuba Gently Queefs - G. Harrison (1967).

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (mdhFC)

81 60 More likely he is being sent to deliver threats " peace or else"

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (FQmDC)

82 Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (9yWhg)

83 Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at

Nu huh, I know you are but what am I?

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (CIS44)

84 I'll bet Darrius 'Sweetdick' Honeycum, Esq. plays Fani's snuzz like Popper plays harmonica.*

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousaiByU1ko

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (Q4IgG)

85 >>bahoompapah > queef

Whenever Fanni Queefs, the Ents march.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (mdhFC)

86 69 Atlanta is the Austin of Georgia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (aD39U)

Yeah, no.

The Washington DC of Georgia. That's really the best way to capture it

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (xhfG9)

87 I would bet money that those two eight-hour meetings were not nearly that long. Good billable hours though, when the taxpayers are paying!

Posted by: PJ at January 25, 2024 03:51 PM (G1dq6)

88 78 51 That Iggy is a short bastard.
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Skinny, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (musil)

He's got a lust for life, though
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He wants to be your dog.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (musil)

89 >>>75 Ncuti Gatwa
Posted by: steevy

bless you

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

90 From the DU thread:

"The source, who asked not to be identified discussing what occurred inside the grand jury room, described Wade as a deft performer in front of the grand jury."
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (i671v)

The Master of The Old Soft Shoe ?
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (T4tVD)

Jump so high, jump so high.
Then he lightly touched down.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (aD39U)

91 I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (musil)

After 20 years he still breathes

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

92 54 23 Fani has a divehead and receding hairline, a neck like a frog, and an ass that looks like an abandoned caboose. And this dude still pulled the trigger. I'm starting to doubt the binary scale measures anything other than a man's willingness to publicly admit he'd bang a given broad.
Posted by: What I'm saying is Fani proves men will sex anything at January 25, 2024 03:42 PM (L81HX)

I suspect that a million dollar contract played a part.

Man-whore.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (xhfG9)
_________

That and some guys just want to pad their body count. I suspect Tyrone Thundercock, Esq. was hitting on and banging anything with a hole. I suspect that will eventually come out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

93 >>That Iggy is a short bastard.
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Skinny, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (musil)

He's got a lust for life, though
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>>He wants to be your dog.

He's an Idiot.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (mdhFC)

94 It was mostly written by sockpuppets of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.'s veiney sex python.

Oh, so that is what Ace does for a living. He writes for, uh, (cough), Adult Films.

I'm not judging. Got to earn a living somehow.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

95 wait

this is the woman who's prosecuting Trump, while secretly funneling official monies to her f***boy, right?

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 03:53 PM (geLO8)

96 29 OT: Vince McMahon is being accused of sex trafficking

http://tinyurl.com/97yss6a9
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

The accuser accepted 1 million dollars from McMahon. She spoke up when he delayed giving her 2 million dollars more. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:53 PM (xcxpd)

97
Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.
Posted by: nurse ratched

:: Carefully bends hairpin into the letter 'J' shape in preparation for giving NR a stinger ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 03:53 PM (nIvob)

98 I know way more about that woman's genitalia than I care to

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (sJHOI)

99 >>Oh, so that is what Ace does for a living

You thought those Forum Letters were real?

Ace wrote the majority of them. It was his first job out of HS.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (mdhFC)

100 93 >>That Iggy is a short bastard.
-------------
Skinny, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (musil)

He's got a lust for life, though
------------
>>He wants to be your dog.

He's an Idiot.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (mdhFC)

Also true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (xcxpd)

101 The accuser accepted 1 million dollars from McMahon. She spoke up when he delayed giving her 2 million dollars more. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Exactly, Brock Lesnar is named as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (CIS44)

102 Is Fani Willis guilty of "prosecution conspiracy"?

Political prosecution faked into being, in a conspiracy with political appointees of the Resident who worry he will otherwise lose the next election?

Yes!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2024 03:55 PM (lGLsa)

103 91 I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (musil)

After 20 years he still breathes
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

Grieves.

and I get it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:55 PM (xcxpd)

104 This one time, at band camp, this guy put his skin flute in my meat tuba

Posted by: Whatchu Talkin About Willis at January 25, 2024 03:55 PM (u+6Uf)

105 Iggy is short for Iguana.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:55 PM (musil)

106 Fani Willis appreciation thread:

"She is an adult and is allowed to have a social life."

LOL. "Social Life." Is that what's they're calling it now? The whole arrangement sounds rather antisocial to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 03:55 PM (Ki//m)

107 So she was regularly being taken to Pound Town by a subordinate, got jealous, insisted the subordinate quit taking other chicks to Pound Town, then fired him when he wouldn't?

American government. Nothing quite like it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (mwCIn)

Ultimately fired but first stalked and bugged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (aD39U)

108 80 While My Meat Tuba Gently Queefs - G. Harrison (1967).
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 03:50 PM (mdhFC)

lol

Prince played it better. Allegedly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

109 96 29 OT: Vince McMahon is being accused of sex trafficking

http://tinyurl.com/97yss6a9
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 25, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

The accuser accepted 1 million dollars from McMahon. She spoke up when he delayed giving her 2 million dollars more. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:53 PM (xcxpd)
_______

Yea and this is totes coincky-dink that she's suing after his company cut a multi-billion deal with NetFlix . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

110 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

111 95 wait

this is the woman who's prosecuting Trump, while secretly funneling official monies to her f***boy, right?
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 03:53 PM (geLO

========

The funneling wasn't secret. She employed him.

The fuckboy status was.

Plus, there is video of her from 2020 saying she would fire anyone in her office who was sleeping with someone they were working with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

112 Willis refused, claiming the request "violates well-established principles of federalism and separation of powers."
------------
But meeting with the Biden White House and Dem J6 Committee members is hunky and dory.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 03:46 PM (2yu8s)

Burn the bitch.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

113 >>Atlanta is the Austin of Georgia.

Looking more like the Johannesburg of Georgia.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

114 Y'all never matured past 5th grade , did you.
Posted by: nurse ratched
-----------
No. Cutting down straw for concealment and preparing the spit wads right now.

Posted by: scampydog at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (2bFN5)

115 110 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

Bisexual

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

116 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Can Fani bring her emotional support gigolo?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (EGSGm)

118 91 I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (musil)

After 20 years he still breathes
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

And all this time, I thought that word in the lyrics was "grieves"....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (SRRAx)

119 113 >>Atlanta is the Austin of Georgia.

Looking more like the Johannesburg of Georgia.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

If I call it the Andersonville of Georgia, which ignites first?

Geography pedants for a Civil War fight?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

120 Good Afternoon Ace.
I went for a walk. It's really nice out. Grey, humid, sweaty and just wonderful.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (t/2Uw)

121 Fani puts The Cruel-la in Ace!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 03:58 PM (oVv4i)

122 I saw Snuzz Mooseknuckle Wheelbarrow open for Ugly Mustard at the Denton County Fairgrounds in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

123 No. Cutting down straw for concealment and preparing the spit wads right now.
------------
How many spitballs were you able to stick to the ceiling while the teacher was chalking up something interesting on the black board?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:58 PM (musil)

124 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

Bisexual
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

At least he won a Superbowl.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:58 PM (aD39U)

125 107 So she was regularly being taken to Pound Town by a subordinate, got jealous, insisted the subordinate quit taking other chicks to Pound Town, then fired him when he wouldn't?

American government. Nothing quite like it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:44 PM (mwCIn)

Ultimately fired but first stalked and bugged.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (aD39U)
_________

Yea, the details of this case make Fani look like a nun. Put trackers in his car, bugged him, stalked him. Totally insane crazy slag.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

126 >>I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.

PRO TIP: If you are going to Nazareth. Do yourself a favor and leave your dog at a kennel.

Posted by: Robbie Robertson at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (mdhFC)

127
Gonorrhea With The Wind
starring Fani Willis as the Meat Tuba

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

128 But meeting with the Biden White House and Dem J6 Committee members is hunky and dory.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

If she or her representative Wade discussed grand jury matters with either of Jan 6 Cmte or the WH Counsel, she committed a crime under GA law which could threaten the legality of the indictment and require a new grand jury be impaneled.

Neither Congress nor WH Counsel have standing to hear grand jury testimony in the case.

In any case, Fani has no right to privilege from Congress over matters discussed with Congress critters or the WH Counsel office. Theoretically the WH Counsel office can assert executive privilege but since Biden's impeachment inquiry has been approved---the weight is now on Biden junta to prove that the matters discussed were not criminal nor germane to an impeachment inquiry.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (ZcPYF)

129 Oh, goody!! A fanny probe!

Posted by: Pete Bootyboot at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (sxP+g)

130 I might be be alone in this, but I think the sexiet brass instrument is probably the french horn.

Posted by: banana Dream, musical instrument fancier at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (Y6IkP)

131 How many sweetdicks does it take to turn a snazzy snizz into a snozzy snuzz?

Posted by: We need to know at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (lpvLE)

132 >>Bisexual

Like he said. Gay.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (mdhFC)

133 OK, which one of you animals did this? From today's Washington Post, and I am not making this up:

"A member of the Fulton County Board of Commissioners has indicated plans to investigate the potential misuse of county funds. On Wednesday, several speakers during the public comment session of a board meeting appeared to target Willis — including a White woman who wore sunglasses and a Black bob wig and pulled a foot-long hot dog out of a package emblazoned with a hand-drawn logo similar to Nathan’s Famous hot dogs. 'Nathan! Nathan! I can’t be without my Nathan!' she declared."

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (EcUen)

134 No. Cutting down straw for concealment and preparing the spit wads right now.
------------
How many spitballs were you able to stick to the ceiling while the teacher was chalking up something interesting on the black board?
Posted by: Pudinhead
_________

Tiny Tarts were the best straw ammo.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (Dm8we)

135 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Sodomite And Rabid Fudgepacker at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (EvkyC)

136 Yea, the details of this case make Fani look like a nun. Put trackers in his car, bugged him, stalked him. Totally insane crazy slag.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yeah. I wish it was surprising or unexpected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (mwCIn)

137 So is this what the song Take the Load off Fanni is all about?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (musil)

138 At least he won a Superbowl.

No that was Ed McMahon

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (FQmDC)

139 I might be be alone in this, but I think the sexiet brass instrument is probably the french horn.
Posted by: banana Dream

You're not alone. One of the hottest girls in my high school played the French horn in band.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

140 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

Bisexual
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

I got news for ya......

Posted by: Ice T at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

141 >>No that was Ed McMahon

Inventor of 'The Icky Shuffle'.

True Fact.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (mdhFC)

142 I thought Taylor Swift had won all the Super Bowls since their inception.

Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2024 04:02 PM (AA8bA)

143 A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.
------
No love for me anymore, ace?

Dick.

Posted by: lena dunham's FUPA at January 25, 2024 04:02 PM (2yu8s)

144 When do we get to see the recovered deleted files from the J6 committee? They were encrypted and deleted. Must be interesting stuff in them.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (t/2Uw)

145 124 I thought Vince McMahon was a rabid fudgepacker
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:56 PM (sJHOI)

Bisexual
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

At least he won a Superbowl.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 03:58 PM (aD39U)

Flashback to the Superbowl shuffle...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

146 OK, why does there have to be DIRECT collusion, for a prosecution to be corrupted by Politics?
----
For the same reason the checks to Joe Biden, exactly equal to 10% of payments to Hunter, must say "bribe of Joseph R. Biden, Vice President," or else it's not a bribe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (C2U4G)

147 ZOMG! I accidentially clicked on that DU thread. I feel like such a dirty manhwore! Not as much as Sweetdick. But I feel dirty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (MGqzM)

148 The funneling wasn't secret. She employed him.

The fuckboy status was.

Plus, there is video of her from 2020 saying she would fire anyone in her office who was sleeping with someone they were working with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The approval from the Fulton County Commission was needed to Wade's hiring due to his being an outside contractor. They did not do so AFAIK. Technically, his very appointment violates GA law and her acceptance of trips etc. and gratuities violates ethics standards of the GA bar in that her financial interests were involved in decisions to prosecute. She was already kicked off prosecuting one GA official's RICO case because she campaigned for the Lt. Gov.'s political opponent in 2022 election. Conflict of interest.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (ZcPYF)

149
Inventor of 'The Icky Shuffle'.

True Fact.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (mdhFC)

You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/Z5U85N-xVvA?t=41

Posted by: Ice T at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Fani was exposed when she came by to see us. She said it was an internal matter only, and frankly we believe her.

Posted by: Sexual Congress at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (mU984)

151 134 No. Cutting down straw for concealment and preparing the spit wads right now.
------------
How many spitballs were you able to stick to the ceiling while the teacher was chalking up something interesting on the black board?
Posted by: Pudinhead
_________

Tiny Tarts were the best straw ammo.
--------
I had my pea shooter and bag of peas siezed by a Fairfax cop somewhere in 1965. Don't snipe cars with pea shooters from a train trestle in Fairfax. Lesson learned and I corrected course and became a productive citizen. Now I ask myself did I make the right decision?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (musil)

152 I'm beginning to think that Ace has a low regard for Fani Willis. But I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Peter Ream at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (hCkto)

153 (Style note: A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

So Ronna Romney then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (MGqzM)

154 Strike one.....

*kicks pebble*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

155 LOL.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NEW - Business Insider will lay off about 8% of its remaining staff, its CEO told staffers on Thursday.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (2yu8s)

156 ..,and Must Bring Her Blown-Out Busted-Up Windsock of a Snuzz

Hey!
Don't lump her in with us!

Posted by: Windsocks And Wind Direction Indicators LLC at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (W/lyH)

157 "snuzz" = "old snizz"

so

"duck" = "old dick?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

158 144 When do we get to see the recovered deleted files from the J6 committee? They were encrypted and deleted. Must be interesting stuff in them.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
-------
Testimony helpful to j6 defendants and not helpful to the Uniparty narrative of insurrection is my guess.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (ZcPYF)

159 If you snizz is a snooze you're doing it wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (3B9my)

160 So do those six dead people in Berdoo have anything to do with this? I mean why not query the phone data and see if they have a few area codes in common? Have an intern do it, Bob.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (as3uC)

161 148 The approval from the Fulton County Commission was needed to Wade's hiring due to his being an outside contractor. They did not do so AFAIK. Technically, his very appointment violates GA law and her acceptance of trips etc. and gratuities violates ethics standards of the GA bar in that her financial interests were involved in decisions to prosecute. She was already kicked off prosecuting one GA official's RICO case because she campaigned for the Lt. Gov.'s political opponent in 2022 election. Conflict of interest.
Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:03 PM (ZcPYF)

========

But, she's in opposition to the Great Satan.

Is there any crime one can commit in pursuit of defeat of the Great Satan?

Should we not cut down the forest of laws to get at him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

162 The reporters are horrified that the stalker swatted the reporters hand away. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (Ki//m)

163 150 Fani was exposed when she came by to see us. She said it was an internal matter only, and frankly we believe her.
Posted by: Sexual
------------

"Fani was exposed"

Come again?

Posted by: Confused in Blighty at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (lpvLE)

164 I know way more about that woman's genitalia than I care to

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (sJHOI)

Remember, you read it here.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (w6EFb)

165 Leading Report @LeadingReport 34 seconds
BREAKING: Georgia Senate Ethics Committee has passed a bill to remove Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger from the Board of Elections and grants them the authority to investigate him for possible election law violations.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (2yu8s)

166 You're not alone. One of the hottest girls in my high school played the French horn in band.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

Any guy in the percussion section (except the cymbals). 'Nuff said.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (XPM1I)

167 I had my pea shooter and bag of peas siezed by a Fairfax cop somewhere in 1965. Don't snipe cars with pea shooters from a train trestle in Fairfax. Lesson learned and I corrected course and became a productive citizen. Now I ask myself did I make the right decision?
Posted by: Pudinhead

You were the Bunnyman?????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (9yWhg)

168 But, she's in opposition to the Great Satan.

Is there any crime one can commit in pursuit of defeat of the Great Satan?

Should we not cut down the forest of laws to get at him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

what laws?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (xcxpd)

169 the new HR policy handbook in the District Attorney's Office is gong to be lit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (lGLsa)

170 165 Leading Report @LeadingReport 34 seconds
BREAKING: Georgia Senate Ethics Committee has passed a bill to remove Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger from the Board of Elections and grants them the authority to investigate him for possible election law violations.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (2yu8s)

=========

Now, that's fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

171 (Style note: A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.)

Thanks. 'Cause I was about to pounce on what I thought was a typo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (Wnv9h)

172 Yea, the details of this case make Fani look like a nun. Put trackers in his car, bugged him, stalked him. Totally insane crazy slag.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Fani has the F B I to do all of that for her. The poor Fulton County Commissioner had to pay good money for those services.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (ZcPYF)

173 "So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus:"

I thought snuzz was the plural of snizz.

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (JojsZ)

174 How many sweetdicks does it take to turn a snazzy snizz into a snozzy snuzz?
Posted by: We need to know at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (lpvLE)

Sounds like a question for Dr. Seuss

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (FCbAQ)

175 I know way more about that woman's genitalia than I care to

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 03:54 PM (sJHOI)
.......

Just be thankful we're not allowed to post pictures.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

176 I thought snuzz was the plural of snizz.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM

Snizzi ?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (MGqzM)

177 Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

Fact check: true.

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee

Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War https://buff.ly/48NxOaX

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (NpAcC)

178 Alright, somebody needs to put together the "Ace of Spades Dictionary of Invective". This stuff needs to be preserved for posterity.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (njExo)

179 I thought snuzz was the plural of snizz.
Posted by: Ripley

No, that's "snizzen." One of those Old English plurals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)

180 What I'd like to see are investigations of all the prosecutors bringing charges against Trump.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

181 168 what laws?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM (xcxpd)

=========

De jure laws.

De facto is only one law: power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

182 But, she's in opposition to the Great Satan.

Is there any crime one can commit in pursuit of defeat of the Great Satan?

Should we not cut down the forest of laws to get at him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

---------
You are one of those Calvinball lawfare types aren't you?

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (ZcPYF)

183 (Style note: A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

Like "Mooseknuckle" is camel toe's ugly older sister.)

Thanks. 'Cause I was about to pounce on what I thought was a typo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2024 04:06 PM

Republicans Pounce On Fani's Snuzz!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (MGqzM)

184 177 Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

Fact check: true.

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee

Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War https://buff.ly/48NxOaX
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM (NpAcC)

=======

Cruz has always had...a very good social media team.

Except when they revealed that they were big fans of Cory Chase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

185 19 From the DU thread:

"The source, who asked not to be identified discussing what occurred inside the grand jury room, described Wade as a deft performer in front of the grand jury."
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (i671v)

What, recites poetry? juggles? Ventriloquist?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (Rbu5d)

186 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48 minutes
BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)

187 182 Should we not cut down the forest of laws to get at him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

---------
You are one of those Calvinball lawfare types aren't you?
Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (ZcPYF)

========

I'm a movie guy paraphrasing a movie that sort of applies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

188 >>> You're not alone. One of the hottest girls in my high school played the French horn in band.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

I was never in band and sadly have no band camp stories. I was in vocal a cappella where nothing ever happened.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (Y6IkP)

189 22 So when will she be sentenced to four months in prison?
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Are you kidding? She'll be sentenced to a book deal, a few months on the talk show circuit, and then a longer-term gig as a cable news "special contributor."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 03:41 PM (mwCIn)

Probably on The View next week.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (Rbu5d)

190 Keep in mind that all this Democrat sh%t is occurring around Atlanta and Fulton Country. That aREA IS NOT CONSIDERED PART OF THE sOUTH bY ALLMOST ALL SOUTHERNeRS.

Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (A5THL)

191 a White woman who wore sunglasses and a Black bob wig and pulled a foot-long hot dog out of a package emblazoned with a hand-drawn logo similar to Nathan’s Famous hot dogs. 'Nathan! Nathan! I can’t be without my Nathan!' she declared."
Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 04:00 PM (EcUen)

Okay, Nathan's Famous just has to pick up on this. How can this not become at least a social media ad campaign? I might double my level of respect for the marketing profession if this happened. (Not hard to do when my respect is perhaps a 5 on a 100-point scale.)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (a/dOO)

192 You were the Bunnyman?????
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Never knew about the Bunnyman of Fairfax. This is better than the Mothman. An ax wielding bunnyman beats a cicada guy everyday of the week.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (musil)

193 186 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48 minutes
BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)

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Huh...even GA. Kemp must be somewhat afeared of events.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

194 Hands over my face convulsing with laughter, but it looks like I'm crying, so my co-workers will say there goes that idiot Bupkis crying again, and they'll ignore me and leave me alone.

If they knew I was laughing they'd ask what's so funny, and I'd have to answer, oh just this blogger's jokes about Fani Willis' snuzz.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (GD2xa)

195 I think Cory Chase is four feet tall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

196 >>> 186 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48 minutes
BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)

OMG INSURRECTION REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (llON8)

197 Surely in Fulton County's policies there is a section on how unacceptable it is to accept shaft..er I mean....graft from vendors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (N39Ws)

198 You're not alone. One of the hottest girls in my high school played the French horn in band.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

I was never in band and sadly have no band camp stories. I was in vocal a cappella where nothing ever happened.
Posted by: banana Dream

I pretty much sat right behind that girl. Got some nice views.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

199 It really is something that they have to break multiple laws, ignore several regulations, destroy all norms and abandon all ethics to protect "Our Democracy."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (C2U4G)

200 Following up on 133: I found the video of the woman using a foot-long "Nathan's Hot Dog" as a prop in a fulton county board of commissioners meeting yesterday, where she introduced herself as "Fat Ass Sassafrass No-Class Ass" and whipped out the enormous sausage while proclaiming that "nothing comes between me and my Nathan's Hot Dog." https://shorturl.at/lKR37 (starting at timestamp 56:20). Looked longer than a foot to me.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (EcUen)

201 165 Leading Report @LeadingReport 34 seconds
BREAKING: Georgia Senate Ethics Committee has passed a bill to remove Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger from the Board of Elections and grants them the authority to investigate him for possible election law violations.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:05 PM (2yu8s)

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Now, that's fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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GOP pols in the legislature are feeling the heat. Plus the Lt. Gov of the state is being charged in the RICO case (the one that Fani got kicked off of prosecuting) and they run the Senate for the majority.

There is a reason why Kemp is backing Texas's standoff with the feds. If Ratshitburger goes down, Kemp probably goes down as well and he is a lame duck nowadays which is why he has went to the WEF forum in Davos the last two years.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (ZcPYF)

202
Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War https://buff.ly/48NxOaX

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 04:07 PM

That's good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (nIvob)

203 Alright, somebody needs to put together the "Ace of Spades Dictionary of Invective". This stuff needs to be preserved for posterity.
Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM (njExo)
.......

I'm still working on my Complete History Of Barry Soetoro Nicknames.
Pre-order now on Amazon.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

204 199 It really is something that they have to break multiple laws, ignore several regulations, destroy all norms and abandon all ethics to protect "Our Democracy."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 25, 2024 04:10 PM (C2U4G)

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Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, People's Hippo Voice, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

205 91 I read this as Mister Bojangles Danced. His dog up and died, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 25, 2024 03:49 PM (musil)

After 20 years he still breathes
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

And all this time, I thought that word in the lyrics was "grieves"....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky cat's whatmic relief at

That's What they WANT you to think

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 04:12 PM (T4tVD)

206 Never knew about the Bunnyman of Fairfax. This is better than the Mothman. An ax wielding bunnyman beats a cicada guy everyday of the week.
Posted by: Pudinhead

The Fairfax County website has a whole page devoted to the Bunnyman.

I've even been to the Bunnyman Bridge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

207 186 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48 minutes
BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)

Time to write the NH AG and get in on this Free State movement. NH is having issues with its norther border with Canada. Not because Canada is asshole (which it is), but migrants are streaming across the northern border.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 25, 2024 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

208 Wait, if "A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.", then what is a snozzberry?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (XPM1I)

209 I normally excerpt the best of DU, but the Fani Willis appreciation thread had so much gold, it's worth giving them a few more site views. Some of my favorites are:

MAGA haters and threats forced her to do it: All the attacks, pressures with her career on the line and death threats against her and her staff may well have pushed her into his arms if they had a fling. If you are in that sort of pressure cooker, you need someone who cares about you to have your back, that you trust without reservation and someone who props you up when you get knocked down.

I don't believe anything said about women, POC, or any other marginalized person until I see irrefutable evidence. I start by giving them every benefit of every doubt, just like white R men get. Think Trump gets the same consideration?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

210 57 I didn't realize that nouns had past tenses....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 03:47 PM (SRRAx)

Russian-language incursion.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (Rbu5d)

211 Regarding the MacMahon lawsuit:

From MSN:
According to the lawsuit, Grant met McMahon in March 2019, while he was the company’s chief executive, and he “dangled career-making and life-changing promises” while engaging in increasingly inappropriate behavior toward her.

McMahon allegedly pushed Grant for a physical relationship in exchange for promised employment at WWE, the lawsuit said, adding that she “felt trapped in an impossible situation” where she could either submit to his sexual demands or face ruin.

So, he showed himself to be a pig prior to her working at WWE but she accepted the job anyway? Uh, okay. Did she know that although he "dangled" things in front of her, she had the option of not taking the job and walking away?

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

212 "A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz."

or in the case of someone like hillary or dr jill, a snooze

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (B1FKF)

213 #186 Including...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
JUST IN - Arkansas Gov @SarahHuckabee shows support for Texas and Gov. Abbott: 'If President Biden won’t defend us, states will have to defend themselves.'

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (2yu8s)

214 17 9 So now it's "snuzz" instead of "snizz?"

I am confuse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

Past tense and present tense?

Snizz is what you do... Snuzz is whut you did?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 03:40 PM (xaFKb)

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One of my perennial favorites:
Two old retired English teachers are riding the train into town, and Annabelle asks Gertrude if she does goes into town often.

The Gertrude replies, "Why yes. I go into the fish market once a week to get scrod."

Annabelle pauses for a minute, and remarks, "I never knew that *that* was the past perfect tense!"

Posted by: Ciampino - pluperfected at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (qfLjt)

215 209 MAGA haters and threats forced her to do it: All the attacks, pressures with her career on the line and death threats against her and her staff may well have pushed her into his arms if they had a fling. If you are in that sort of pressure cooker, you need someone who cares about you to have your back, that you trust without reservation and someone who props you up when you get knocked down.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

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She had to go on a 7 day cruise with her lover and his mom because people on Twitter were mean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

216 190 Keep in mind that all this Democrat sh%t is occurring around Atlanta and Fulton Country. That aREA IS NOT CONSIDERED PART OF THE sOUTH bY ALLMOST ALL SOUTHERNeRS.
Posted by: vic
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ITP versus outside the perimeter of I285. Should be made a reservation and the capital moved back to Milledgeville.

The old state mental asylum is there and a perfect building complex for the state leg to meet and for the state executive to live.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (ZcPYF)

217
Looked longer than a foot to me.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM

Some males of modest endowment might have skewed your sense of length based on their self-assessment of possessing nine inches.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (nIvob)

218 Except when they revealed that they were big fans of Cory Chase.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:08 PM

Who is Cory Chase?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (MGqzM)

219 I saw Blown-Out Busted-Up Windsock of a Snuzz open for Gape at the Palladium.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (eYF7X)

220 213 #186 Including...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
JUST IN - Arkansas Gov @SarahHuckabee shows support for Texas and Gov. Abbott: 'If President Biden won’t defend us, states will have to defend themselves.'
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (2yu8s)

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"Seriously, Amy. Fuck you."
-the 4 conservative justices, hopefully

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

221 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
......

"The others get buses." - Abbott

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

222 Style note: A snuzz is the old, brokedown, obese cousin of snizz.

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I'm imagining Fanni dressed & looking like Flip Wilson's transvestite character Geraldine before the judge -- like she is in bed with her He-Whore -- screaming "Here come da snuzz! Here come da snuzz!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (tWPoY)

223 So, the queen of all snuzz.....

Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi?

Discuss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:15 PM (t/2Uw)

225 ......

"The others get buses." - Abbott
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

That was my thought as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

226 They keep showing Alabama but I can't find any statements by Meemaw in support of Texas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:15 PM (aD39U)

227 >>Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War

My Dearest Cory -

We march on towards the Capitol.
Not much has changed since I last wrote. The Road is long and in many places, sodden and trod to slow our progress, but we will not be deterred.
I received your last missive and I was saddened to hear that you once again found yourself stuck in the sofa. My spirits, however, were bolstered when I heard that Darius was able to help you find your way free of your confinement. When I return from battle, hopefully Victoriously, I will be certain to have him rewarded for his efforts.

Farewell for today, my sweet.

Yours Eternally -

Sgt. Maj Ted Cruz

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (mdhFC)

228 Following up on 133: I found the video of the woman using a foot-long "Nathan's Hot Dog" as a prop in a fulton county board of commissioners meeting yesterday, where she introduced herself as "Fat Ass Sassafrass No-Class Ass" and whipped out the enormous sausage while proclaiming that "nothing comes between me and my Nathan's Hot Dog." https://shorturl.at/lKR37 (starting at timestamp 56:20). Looked longer than a foot to me.
Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2024 04:11 PM (EcUen)
++++
What a train wreck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (mwCIn)

229
"meat-tuba"

I'm dying here ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (xG4kz)

230 More fake news from Ace.

A mooseknuckle is the outline of balls, often old man saggy balls, that shows through pants.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (PUvrP)

231 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6

Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

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Arizona would be on that list if they hadn't stolen the Governor's Mansion from Kari ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (tWPoY)

232 Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War https://buff.ly/48NxOaX
Posted by: redridinghood

How could they have such a great article, and no image?!?! I had AI generate one.

http://tinyurl.com/27beanjk

Came out pretty good. I probably should have told it to put him in a uniform, too, to make it look more authentic.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

233 So much for tuba playing without consequences.

Posted by: Son of Dad at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (8JB5s)

234 Someone on that thread said it's up to 24 states.
This is getting interesting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (t/2Uw)

235 So, Wade was a snuzzbuster?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg)

236 Bidenomics...
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
JUST IN - Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees - The Verge

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
* BUZZFEED, VICE MEDIA LOOK TO SELL OFF PARTS: WSJ
* BUSINESS INSIDER LAYING OFF 8% OF STAFF
* LA TIMES ANNOUNCED MASS LAYOFFS YESTERDAY (5 MORE LAYOFFS TODAY)

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Paramount CEO announces layoffs as cost pressures, take-private talks build - CNBC

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
Microsoft is laying off 1,900 people, or eight percent of staff, from its gaming division

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (2yu8s)

237 Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, People's Hippo Voice, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Yeah, More won the argument but lost his head and the political war to the King.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (ZcPYF)

238 ... I don't believe anything said about women, POC, or any other marginalized person until I see irrefutable evidence. I start by giving them every benefit of every doubt, just like white R men get. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Ahhh, Postmodernism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (mwCIn)

239 216 ITP versus outside the perimeter of I285. Should be made a reservation and the capital moved back to Milledgeville.

The old state mental asylum is there and a perfect building complex for the state leg to meet and for the state executive to live.
Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (ZcPYF)

I could support that and I am from GA.

Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (A5THL)

240 231 Arizona would be on that list if they hadn't stolen the Governor's Mansion from Kari ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (tWPoY)

=======

"Whoops! Sorry about effectively turning off signature verification! We won't do it again. Swearsies!"
-AZ Secretary of State who somehow became governor after a federal court ruled their use of signature verification on mail in ballots was so bad that it violated state law

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

241 Come for the news, stay for the new vocabulary lessons.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (qYA08)

242 This busty blonde in "office attire" is super happy she doesn't work for Fulton County:
http://tiny.cc/4idawz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (mwCIn)

243 When he was Governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton was pissed at Jimmy Carter for sending Marielistas to his state.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (9yWhg)

244 >>> 234 Someone on that thread said it's up to 24 states.
This is getting interesting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (t/2Uw)

THAT'S NOT ALL OF THEM!

INSURRECTION!

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (llON8)

245 Not gonna do it Admiral. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (vFG9F)

246 http://tiny.cc/4idawz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (mwCIn)

Where do I sign?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Is Kay Ivey Alabama? I saw she declared support this morning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (t/2Uw)

248 * Edited for clarity.

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Not to mention accuracy!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (tWPoY)

249 They keep showing Alabama but I can't find any statements by Meemaw in support of Texas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:15 PM (aD39U)
*****
Kay Ivey
@kayiveyforgov

Texas and the states have stepped up time and time again. The White House? Purposely absent. I have had enough.

Texas, you can count on Alabama to have your back.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

250 224 Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Biden doesn't give two shots if 1 or 20 states voice solidarity with Texas. He'll flex federal and judicial power to punish those that don't comply, and he only cares about which states support him in November.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

251 Not gonna do it Admiral. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 25, 2024 04:18 PM (vFG9F)

It is a close up of a broken human. Severely broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

252 237 Yeah, More won the argument but lost his head and the political war to the King.
Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:17 PM (ZcPYF)

=======

The point of that speech is tied to the postscript that describes how More's three main accusers, most notably Thomas Cromwell, were also subject to the whims of their king and killed for treason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

253 230 More fake news from Ace.

A mooseknuckle is the outline of balls, often old man saggy balls, that shows through pants.
Posted by: Rbastid at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (PUvrP)

Actually, mooseknuckle, put in cleaner terms, is too much meat in the seat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (N39Ws)

254
Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:15 PM

Texas v Pennsylvania (2021ish) had 20 states behind it. So, under-performing so far if it's only 14 to date.

Rumors are that SC Justice Roberts has gone into hiding in Joe Biden's basement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (nIvob)

255 This busty blonde in "office attire" is super happy she doesn't work for Fulton County:
http://tiny.cc/4idawz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Very nice. Glasses would make her prefect, but she's still very nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (9yWhg)

256 "I don't believe anything said about women, POC, or any other marginalized person until I see irrefutable evidence"

This person wants to see Fani Willis' sex tapes? What a pervert.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (ou9hh)

257 If Gov Abbott tweeted out that "SCOTUS has no standing", I would need a cigarette.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (cf/0E)

258 Is Kay Ivey Alabama? I saw she declared support this morning.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (t/2Uw)

Do you remember where you saw it? It's not on her twitface.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (aD39U)

259 Why not "air-dropped into Kabul" instead?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

The meat tuba could double as her parachute.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (qYA08)

260 Someone on that thread said it's up to 24 states.
This is getting interesting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (t/2Uw)
........

I better go clean my Springfield Model 1851.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

261 "So when will she be sentenced to four months in prison?"

Never. She's untouchable in any Fulton County or DC courtroom. She'll successfully use this defense, word for word:

http://tinyurl.com/2m6mm6pj

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2024 04:20 PM (5fDan)

262 The old hospital in crazy town is either falling down or has been torn down.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (vFG9F)

263 1861, sorry.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

264 250 224 Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Biden doesn't give two shots if 1 or 20 states voice solidarity with Texas. He'll flex federal and judicial power to punish those that don't comply, and he only cares about which states support him in November.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

It will take a Dem Gov to really put this in the stratosphere...AZ, NM, and CA should all be pressured...as should NY and IL and anywhere else Abbott has sent folks where cities are getting overwhelmed...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (exHjb)

265 The point of that speech is tied to the postscript that describes how More's three main accusers, most notably Thomas Cromwell, were also subject to the whims of their king and killed for treason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
-----------
Not Richard Rich.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (9XOwt)

266 250 224 Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Biden doesn't give two shots if 1 or 20 states voice solidarity with Texas. He'll flex federal and judicial power to punish those that don't comply, and he only cares about which states support him in November.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

========

My read of DC is that they want to stay in DC and dictate behavior from afar without getting their own hands dirty. This is why they love social media so much. They look in San Francisco's direction, and they flip some switches.

Actually sending a military unit and a general is a different beast. They may do it, but it's much messier.

Essentially, I think DC is in it for the graft not the oppression. Oppression is nice when it's easy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

267 Did she know that although he "dangled" things in front of her, she had the option of not taking the job and walking away?
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2024 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

Yabbut, 20 bucks is 20 bucks

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (FCbAQ)

268 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6

Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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I'm a little disappointed MO isn't on that list, but I imagine we'll join them in due time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (7fElN)

269 Why would you want to go on a cruise with your married son and his lover, or was he not married at the time?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (Ki//m)

270 "How could they have such a great article, and no image?!?! I had AI generate one."

Ugh.

That's on me, for not checking the nic before checking the link

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (ou9hh)

271 I'm still cautious that this isn't a establishment headfake, like Comey's nationally broadcast "indictment" of Hillary.

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

272 May have happened already but think it will be a lot of 5tth Amendments and you people are racist for questioning me

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (XZOGA)

273 If the "Blue" states were smart they would support Texas in this

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (FQmDC)

274 >>> 250 224 Wow, it was only 6 states this morning. This is gonna sting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Biden doesn't give two shots if 1 or 20 states voice solidarity with Texas. He'll flex federal and judicial power to punish those that don't comply, and he only cares about which states support him in November.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

Biden's handlers and DOCTOR!!! Jill certainly don't. I'm not sure what the results of this latest kerfuffle will be, but it does make the interesting times more interesting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (llON8)

275 This person wants to see Fani Willis' sex tapes? What a pervert.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Hey! Don't kink shame! That's why you intolerant MAGAts keep losing the youth vote!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, David French, etc at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (JCZqz)

276 265 The point of that speech is tied to the postscript that describes how More's three main accusers, most notably Thomas Cromwell, were also subject to the whims of their king and killed for treason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Not Richard Rich.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 25, 2024 04:21 PM (9XOwt)

=======

Whom he said it to directly, which is a good point.

But Thomas More has to take his ironic victories where he can get them. It's all one can expect from a fool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

277 >>This busty blonde in "office attire" is super happy she doesn't work for Fulton County:
http://tiny.cc/4idawz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Lovely but, that has to be the longest eyebrow I've ever seen. Still would bang. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (eYF7X)

278 Huh, never heard of the Bunny Man and I've lived here 30 years.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2024 04:23 PM (T+Iwg)

279 Kay Ivey
@kayiveyforgov

Texas and the states have stepped up time and time again. The White House? Purposely absent. I have had enough.

Texas, you can count on Alabama to have your back.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Interesting. That is not her official twit thread but rather her political one.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:23 PM (aD39U)

280 Shizzle My Dizzle> Spuzzle my Snuzzle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2024 04:23 PM (MGqzM)

281 Perfesser, just read that MO is on board. We need an updated count.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:24 PM (t/2Uw)

282 PS : Your Liver is in the Sink

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 25, 2024 04:24 PM (mdhFC)

283 Truckers and Snowbirds in their RV's are headed to Texas to show support.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:24 PM (eYF7X)

284 go meatball

Posted by: REDACTED at January 25, 2024 04:24 PM (sVPXT)

285 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/4pn9vkx6
Updated map of the Free States since this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

I hope nobody is holding their breath for KS to join in. They won't. I consider KS a blue state.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (BdMk6)

286 I notice New York, Illinois and California are not on that map.
One word: quitcher bitchin'.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

287 The other govs need to declare an Invasion like abbot did and to also take actions within their states. Not just "support" abbot.

Posted by: ET at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (p4FTZ)

288 It is becoming politically dangerous for GOP Govenors to not express support in solidarity for Texas. That's a positive, but we will need more than just expressions of support.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (sX1BW)

289 But Thomas More has to take his ironic victories where he can get them. It's all one can expect from a fool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

In college, I read a really interesting parallel biography of Thomas More and Cardinal Wolseley. The author's gist was that More was a pious fraud, and Wolseley, for all of his flaws, the better statesman. Interesting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (9yWhg)

290 Just like the Senate solution to the border!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Biden plans to dispatch CIA Director William J. Burns to help broker a deal between Hamas and Israel that would involve the release of all remaining hostages held in Gaza - WaPo

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:26 PM (2yu8s)

291 >>I hope nobody is holding their breath for KS to join in. They won't. I consider KS a blue state.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

I would like to see the Carolina's join in. I dream a lot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:26 PM (eYF7X)

292 If the "Blue" states were smart they would support Texas in this
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (FQmDC)
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If "Blue" states were smart, they wouldn't be blue....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 04:26 PM (7fElN)

293 The author's gist was that More was a pious fraud

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The author can go suck it.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

294 So, will some of those 91 bullshit counts against Trump be thrown out because of this?

Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 25, 2024 04:26 PM (LxQOT)

295 >>ITP versus outside the perimeter of I285. Should be made a reservation and the capital moved back to Milledgeville.
Posted by: whig at January 25, 2024 04:14 PM (ZcPYF)

If this happens, the government would be known as the Milledge People.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (IGKzA)

296 "thirst for schlong"

hhhahaaaahha

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (JeYYB)

297 >>BREAKING: Biden plans to dispatch CIA Director William J. Burns to help broker a deal between Hamas and Israel that would involve the release of all remaining hostages held in Gaza - WaPo

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (mdhFC)

298 >>>That's on me, for not checking the nic before checking the link
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 04:22 PM (ou9hh)

======

I checked even knowing what was coming. What is sad is that it was one of his better ones.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (JfxgE)

299 True

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (FQmDC)

300 This busty blonde in "office attire" is super happy she doesn't work for Fulton County:
http://tiny.cc/4idawz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

You're hired young lady! Can you start Monday?

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

301 When that decrepit old has been Biden sends ME over, then a deal will get done.

Posted by: Charles Montgomery Burns at January 25, 2024 04:27 PM (hqVaF)

302 Sending a spook to do high-level negotiations is ... odd.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (mwCIn)

303 The author's gist was that More was a pious fraud

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The author can go suck it.
Posted by: SH

My knowledge of the era is not good enough to pass judgement on that thesis. But is was an interesting alternative "take."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

304 "thirst for schlong"
---
That was on opposite from Days of Our Lives, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

305 Huh, never heard of the Bunny Man and I've lived here 30 years.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2024 04:23 PM (T+Iwg)

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Is there an Echo in here?

/Nothing Lasts Forever

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (cCzQt)

306 Good for all you states standing up for secure borders!

May the odds be always in your favor!

Posted by: Just Lily at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (v3N8b)

307 I was kind of hoping for SMOD or space aliens but I would settle for State'r rights if it destroys the Biden administration.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (t/2Uw)

308 You're hired young lady! Can you start Monday?
Posted by: wth

At 9 PM?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

309 In college, I read a really interesting parallel biography of Thomas More and Cardinal Wolseley. The author's gist was that More was a pious fraud, and Wolseley, for all of his flaws, the better statesman. Interesting.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:25 PM (9yWhg)

So you're saying that Thomas Wolsey kept his head?

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)

310 I speculated area, they are sending him to make threats , peace or else

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (FQmDC)

311 If these other states are "standing with" Texas, does that mean they will round up illegals in their jurisdictions and either send them back to Mexico, or maybe send them to the nearest sanctuary city? (Heh, heh, heh . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (J2vNu)

312 Jeez.
This whole thing is just one more wart on the ass of government.
Honor? Gone.
Integrity? Gone.
Ethics? Gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (W/lyH)

313 "thirst for schlong"
---
That was on opposite from Days of Our Lives, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

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* snort *

Would give new meaning to "Dark Shadows."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (cCzQt)

314 >>> 307 I was kind of hoping for SMOD or space aliens but I would settle for State'r rights if it destroys the Biden administration.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (t/2Uw)

Awwww....

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (llON8)

315 303 My knowledge of the era is not good enough to pass judgement on that thesis. But is was an interesting alternative "take."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

========

I imagine it stems from More's burning of heretics when he was Lord Chancellor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

316 RAWSALERTS @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Texas Governor Abbott stated earlier that Texas is simply doing the job of securing the border that the federal government is refusing to do
📌#Border | #Texas
Here is an updated list of states claiming support of Texas in their stance:
Florida
Virginia
Georgia
North Dakota
South Dakota
Tennessee
Alabama
Montana
Idaho
Utah
West Virginia
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Louisiana

US House Speaker Mike Johnson has also announced that he will support Texas

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (2yu8s)

317 BREAKING: Biden plans to dispatch CIA Director William J. Burns to help broker a deal between Hamas and Israel that would involve the release of all remaining hostages held in Gaza - WaPo

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett

I rate this True.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (t/2Uw)

318 I hope nobody is holding their breath for KS to join in. They won't. I consider KS a blue state.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

At the federal level, they're still reliably Red. 3 of 4 House members are Republicans, both senators, and they'll vote Trump in November. But, like many deep Red states, the RINOs can easily rise to the top, and the Republican Governors and state leadership have been weak.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

319 I emailed our SC governor and told him to get off his ass and support Texas.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (4gD3D)

320 Can we add this post to the sidebar list of Ace's greatest posts? Pretty please?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (SRRAx)

321 On that map of the seventeen states, what is the number on each one? The number of delegates or electors?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (J2vNu)

322 If these other states are "standing with" Texas,

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They stand with Texas, not with Abbott.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

323 Can we add this post to the sidebar list of Ace's greatest posts? Pretty please?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (SRRAx)
++++
LOL

It belongs there for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (mwCIn)

324 RAWSALERTS @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Texas Governor Abbott stated earlier that Texas is simply doing the job of securing the border that the federal government is refusing to do
📌#Border | #Texas
Here is an updated list of states claiming support of Texas in their stance:
Florida
Virginia
Georgia
North Dakota
South Dakota
Tennessee
Alabama
Montana
Idaho
Utah
West Virginia
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Louisiana

US House Speaker Mike Johnson has also announced that he will support Texas
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM

We're going to need new lyrics for The Bonnie Blue Flag.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (Wnv9h)

325 Jeez.
This whole thing is just one more wart on the ass of government.
Honor? Gone.
Integrity? Gone.
Ethics? Gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (W/lyH)

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Suggested Edit: ... One more wart on the ass cancer of government.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (cCzQt)

326 I don't believe anything said about women, POC, or any other marginalized person until I see irrefutable evidence....
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

----------------

Sadly, I have had the same conversation multiple times during my career in Engineering and Manufacturing companies,-- Departments dominated by a certain demographic always turn out the same -- consorting, infidelity, after lunch visine, cat fights, insults, .... and lots of passive aggression. It is always the same departments.

I immediately believe all accusations against them since in my experience, the truth is even worse.

Posted by: Confused in Blighty at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (lpvLE)

327 They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett

I rate this True.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Maybe not yet, but they've been so raped, abused and traumatized, there's no way Hamas will want to hand them over...so most of them WILL be dead.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (JCZqz)

328 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

329 "thirst for schlong"
---
That was on opposite from Days of Our Lives, right?
Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024

***
Yeah, and its spinoff, Lurch For Tomorrow

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

330 I imagine it stems from More's burning of heretics when he was Lord Chancellor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It was so long ago that I don't remember the specific arguments.

Henry VIII is kind of an historical enigma, though, so who knows?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:32 PM (9yWhg)

331 312 Jeez.
This whole thing is just one more wart on the ass of government.
Honor? Gone.
Integrity? Gone.
Ethics? Gone.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 04:29 PM (W/lyH)

------

Yes.

It's all gone. Was it ever there? I don't know but I do know there used to be shame. Some shame.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:33 PM (JeYYB)

332 nood

Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (A5THL)

333 323 Can we add this post to the sidebar list of Ace's greatest posts? Pretty please?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (SRRAx)
++++
LOL

It belongs there for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (mwCIn)

-------------

We're gonna need a bigger sidebar to accommodate this whole Snizz Snuzz Series of posts ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (cCzQt)

334 I imagine it stems from More's burning of heretics when he was Lord Chancellor.

Burning heretics was part of the job description. Heresy was a crime against the state and when the head of state is Henry VIII you're either on the team or a dead man walking.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2024 04:35 PM (rj6Yv)

335 I emailed our SC governor and told him to get off his ass and support Texas.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2024 04:31 PM (4gD3D)
.......

I emailed our CA governor the same message, and his office replied with a dik pic.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

336 Good for all you states standing up for secure borders!
Just Lily

Meanwhile, in Colorado, Governor Polis is overlooking the destruction of Denver and the rest of the state and worrying about what to give his husband for their anniversary. POS.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (oiNtH)

337
....
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Louisiana

US House Speaker Mike Johnson has also announced that he will support Texas
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM

We're going to need new lyrics for The Bonnie Blue Flag.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

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Add Mississippi and Kansas, and it would be contiguous!
Two state solution!

Posted by: Confused in Blighty at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (lpvLE)

338 Since I'm not on Twitter, I must search for a poster if I want to see more than a single post at a link.

I haven't looked very hard yet, but when I searched for the list of Texas-supporting governors, of course I couldn't find it. Near the top of the results, I saw an article claiming that fake news spreads faster on Twitter than real news does.

I remember some other article bemoaning how more people believe lies than the truth. I observe once again that they use an example about an untruth being spread on the right, and it's always some thing that I have literally never heard of. But I am assured that all those ignorant right-wingers believe whatever silly thing it is. If these things are so widespread on the right, why have I never heard a single one of these false reports?

Posted by: Emmie at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (Sf2cq)

339 Add Mississippi and Kansas, and it would be contiguous!
Two state solution!
---------
Diagolon.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:37 PM (2yu8s)

340 The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute.

The Google search I did on her only returned pictures of some little girl. The link Ace provided didn't work.

Anyway, another Disney thread, so I'm out for now. Let me know when you all want to refight Civil War I, or discuss the relative pulchritude of various boobettes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

341 The dem border state governors are stupid. If they'd stand with TX and shut down their borders, it would take away a major plank in Trump's platform.

BUT, like I said, they're stupid.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (BdMk6)

342 340 Crap. Wrong thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (9yWhg)

343 and it's always some thing that I have literally never heard of.
------
A moby troll here once was pushing "Dominionism" and none of us knew WTF he was talking about.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (2yu8s)

344 This is not collusion which is a non legal term but it is CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY WHICH IS A PROSECUTABLE (UNDER RICO NO LESS) CRIME(S).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (17s+e)

345 I emailed our CA governor the same message, and his office replied with a dik pic.
Posted by: wth

Probably a tranny "dick" pic

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

346 -10 for Style point error: The Mr. Bojangles in Jerry Jeff Walker's song was White. He took his name from Bill Robertson, the original Bojangles. And its after 20 years he still greaves.

https://www.countrythangdaily.com/mr-bojangles-walker/

Posted by: Quick Draw Mc at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (BgUKV)

347 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

Good thing we still own the other 40.

Posted by: JEF at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (/OWHH)

348 BREAKING: Governors from seventeen states have now declared that they stand with Texas.

Good thing we still own the other 40.
Posted by: JEF at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (/OWHH)

Lemme guess. Pussy Ass DeWine ain't one of them?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (sJHOI)

349 When do the feds start arresting these separatist governors?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:53 PM (eYF7X)

350 So assume every state not on the list wants illegals

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (XZOGA)

351 Talk about burying the led.

Did Fani Willis coordinate with the Biden administration to get his chief rival disqualified?

Answer is likely YES.

She is going to get the boot from this case because she FINANCIALLY benefitted from prosecuting Trump. This will also show she also professionally benefited as well. I.e. this was a political prosecution as well.

And of course, show Biden is a corrupt sleazebag.

Posted by: Garbled memo at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (8E/8X)

352 Arizona would be on that list if they hadn't stolen the Governor's Mansion from Kari ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:16 PM (tWPoY)

Kari would have occupied North Mexico into "Greater Arizona Co-prosperity Sphere"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

353 Robertson or Robinson. I thought it was Robinson.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 25, 2024 05:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

354 BREAKING: Biden plans to dispatch CIA Director William J. Burns to help broker a deal between Hamas and Israel that would involve the release of all remaining hostages held in Gaza - WaPo

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett

I rate this True.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (t/2Uw)

What's interesting is that Russia recently said that Hamas had to release the hostages before a cease fire.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

355 You could certainly see yоur expertise withіn the work you wгite.
The arena hopes for even more passiⲟnate writers like you ԝho arеn't afrаіd to say how they believe.
At all times follow yoսr heaгt.

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