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Receipts Released by Judge in Wade Divorce Prove That Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., Took Fani Willis on Pricey Cruises Through the Seven Seas of Love
The evidence is also clear that Fani Willis spent "upwards of six hours per day" on the "Aloha Dick." That's not a typo. That's what Wade calls his penis, the Aloha Dick. It means both "hello" and "goodbye" and also "got you right in the eye."
Details of the luxury cruises Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis' allegedly took with special prosecutor Nathan Wade have been uncovered as part of his unsealed divorce documents. Credit card statements included in Wade's divorce file from wife of 26 years, Joycelyn, show his spending over $6,000 on travel in October and November 2022. Lawyers for Joycelyn noted how Wade booked flights for himself, Willis, and his mother to Miami and on the same day paid over $2,500 to Royal Caribbean Cruises. Before the month was out he'd also charged $992 on Freedom of the Seas, a luxury liner that travels between Florida and the Caribbean.
"The evidence is clear that Ms. Willis was an intended travel partner for at least some of these trips as indicated by flights he [Nathan] purchased for her to accompany him," Joycelyn's attorney, Andrea Hastings, wrote in court documents.
Imma gonna go ahead and guess they did not take advantage of those amenities. Fani Willis' preferred amenities were the semenities.
Aboard ship Wade and Willis, if she was indeed with him, would have enjoyed a choice of four different pools as well as a spa, a "Casino Royale" for gamblers, a full-size theatre and numerous restaurants and bars, including the Bull & Bear English pub.
The cruise ship, which has a capacity of almost 4,000 passengers, even boasts a climbing wall, mini golf and basketball court.
... The resort's amenities include beach and poolside services, couple's spa treatments, activities such as lessons in how to play "blackjack and roulette 101" and vintage wines served at its posh resort bar. Yet another cruise charge was added in November, with Wade paying over $3,000 to the Norwegian Cruise Line. Although the exact details remain under wraps, Norwegian operates luxury cruise ships boasting "romantic suites with queen beds, private balconies" and onboard shopping, live music and steakhouses, and "enough lube to squeeze a Volkswagen through a gopher hole."I don't believe that last claim. I think the NY Post is slipping. Disgusting filth! The Love Boat: Skinemax before cable. (Loni Anderson and Donnie Osmond at 3:30.)
It's About Damn Time We Hear The Truth About Fani Willis! Magats are trumping up bogus charges to try to get her removed. Fani Willis did nothing illegal. The MSM is owned and managed by right wing domestic oligarchs. (link to Salon.com article) http://tinyurl.com/yc7w6997 The legacy press has skewed right to avoid being called 'the liberal media' which they NEVER were. News media needs controversy to hold viewers attention...all about money. Reason and truth are secondary. Bosses hiring someone they are dating isn't a crime, but it is inappropriate and unethical as hell. "Did nothing illegal" is not the same as "did nothing wrong". Willis’s poor judgement could compromise the RICO trial! People who focus on "Willis did nothing illegal" and ignore her poor judgement and lack of ethics are missing the big picture. Read the article. He was her 3rd choice; two other attorneys turned her down due to fear of being attacked. Perhaps he was the only one with courage enough to take the job. He was also paid at the same rate that other attorneys on the team were paid. Tempest in a teapot. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS LiaisonShe gets moist for 3rd choice.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at January 24, 2024 02:26 PM (SeYRQ)
Posted by: Han Shawnity at January 24, 2024 02:27 PM (Z49/B)
Sorry, but that's a sick threesome.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2024 02:27 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Capt. Schtupping at January 24, 2024 02:27 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 02:27 PM (SExFt)
- the left
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2024 02:27 PM (JTuy1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)
I bet they all look appropriately like adult women, too.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (942uw)
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I did the climbing wall. I got all the way to the top.
However, I did not limit myself to specific colors, so I was essentially doing it on easy mode.
Still, not bad for the first time at trying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Capt. Kidding at January 24, 2024 02:29 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:29 PM (KRtlO)
Ew. So it was a threesome?
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 24, 2024 02:29 PM (ZaHhH)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:29 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 02:29 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: JCG at January 24, 2024 02:30 PM (fow9w)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 02:30 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:31 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 02:31 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: Cap'n Bill at January 24, 2024 02:31 PM (/OWHH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 02:31 PM (JeYYB)
However, I did not limit myself to specific colors, so I was essentially doing it on easy mode.
Still, not bad for the first time at trying.
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James, the pro move is to do Yoga with the girls.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 02:31 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Vice Admiral Half-Nelson at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (bk5Wq)
LOL... Coffee through nose
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (e5Tk7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (SzI2j)
SRX, not an Escalade.
Dilley @WarlordDilley 1h
OMG THE GUY WHO SMASHED NIKKI HALEY IN THE BACKSEAT JUST CLARIFIED WHAT TYPE OF VEHICLE IT WAS!!!
🤣 😂 🤣 😂 😂 🤣
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (2yu8s)
I think that was Kathleen Madigan. She is legitimately funny.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (OUMaO)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Stanky.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Ball Hammock at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (XLUcS)
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (ZaHhH)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (942uw)
These posts should go immediately into the Greatest Hits thing in the sidebar.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Capt. Blight at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (Eqssc)
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What's with the overuse of the and here? I wonder if ace had something to do with it?
Probably not. That's not his style. He's against disinformation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (CsUN+
Yep it’s her. One of the few wymynses comedians who is funny.
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (e5Tk7)
Damn it Gopher!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions
Given the impossibility of protecting their supply lines, they'd be up on blocks inside 45 days.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN)
More like NaughtyStyles, IYKWIM.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Gillum at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (XLUcS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (R4t5M)
The cruise ship, which has a capacity of almost 4,000 passengers, even boasts a climbing wall, mini golf and basketball court.
I see a way to help with Navy recruiting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (63Dwl)
Probably just a one off. Look no further into the machine that produced her.
If you do, your car might explode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (SExFt)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (2yu8s)
@realchrisrufo
This is insane: The ADL sent the Washington State "unified counterterrorism" center a letter encouraging an investigation of me, @MattWalshBlog, @libsoftiktok, and @againstgrmrs, likening our reporting to "hate," "extremism," and "violence."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Archimedes
"Hey Fadda! Heard it!!"
Great bit.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: Brother Tim
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Sure, but serious question. Biden has talked about attacking conservative voters who are interested in voting with jets a few times now.
What would jets be used for in an attack against conservative voters?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (942uw)
WTH? I mean, a bit of kink is okay, but that's way out of bounds...
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (xhfG9)
SRX, not an Escalade.
Dilley @WarlordDilley 1h
OMG THE GUY WHO SMASHED NIKKI HALEY IN THE BACKSEAT JUST CLARIFIED WHAT TYPE OF VEHICLE IT WAS!!!
🤣 😂 🤣 😂 😂 🤣
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM
Nikki took the dicky.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN)
More like NaughtyStyles, IYKWIM.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (z99Zw)
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I knew someone would take that bait. Some might say you mastered it....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (9UlRk)
Prices vary a lot and depend on length, location, off season or high season and type of room. You can get an ultra cheap 3 day cruise for $400 if it’s off season and in an interior cabin with no window. Or $3000 for a suite at Christmas.
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (U42yt)
Damn it Gopher!
Posted by: rickb223
Side point, I recently got reminded that after the series ended, Fred Grandy (who played Gopher) spent 8 years in the House of Representatives as a GOP rep for some district in Indiana. No idea if he was any good or not.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Capt. Hook Line & Sinker at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (xhfG9)
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Fine by me.
They stay on through the end, embarrassing the establishment and legal left for months.
They get removed, everything they've collected gets thrown out.
This is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
WTH? I mean, a bit of kink is okay, but that's way out of bounds...
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You misunderstand. That's not kink. that's just money laundering and embezzlement and whatever other terms for that sort of thing exist.
The community would look down on them if they didn't do it.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM (942uw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM (Ki//m)
Also, if you're openminded about rowing and crapping from an old style "head" slung over the ocean, you can lower the price still further.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (SExFt)
Posted by: Capt. Blight at January 24, 2024 02:33 PM (Eqssc)
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After he overhauled her keel.
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (e5Tk7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:32 PM (R4t5M)
Charo is staying on the Lido Deck.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (INYUJ)
Marion Ross... Emily Stubing /...14 episodes, 1978-1987
Charo... April Lopez /...10 episodes, 1977-1987
Florence Henderson... Annabelle Folker /...10 episodes, 1977-1987
Arte Johnson... Ronald /...9 episodes, 1977-1987
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (/Td2i)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (EhFan)
"In a Trump administration, Lobbysits will finish last."
"In a Haley administration, Lobbyists will be given a choice of where they'd like to finish."
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (mdhFC)
Slow the music down a beat and you'd have seventies porn soundtrack
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (3B9my)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (SExFt)
The second rule of Ghetto Fuck Club is see the first rule.
Posted by: Dolemite at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (EvkyC)
The legacy press has skewed right to avoid being called 'the liberal media' which they NEVER were. News media needs controversy to hold viewers attention...all about money. Reason and truth are secondary.
Bosses hiring someone they are dating isn't a crime, but it is inappropriate and unethical as hell. “Did nothing illegal” is not the same as “did nothing wrong”. Willis’s poor judgement could compromise the RICO trial! People who focus on “Willis did nothing illegal” and ignore her poor judgement and lack of ethics are missing the big picture.
Read the article. He was her 3rd choice; two other attorneys turned her down due to fear of being attacked. Perhaps he was the only one with courage enough to take the job. He was also paid at the same rate that other attorneys on the team were paid. Tempest in a teapot.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The Slurp John B.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (/OWHH)
A whopping 70% of Haley voters in the New Hampshire primary weren't registered Republicans
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 02:34 PM (9UlRk)
Must depend on the time of year. Based on their website, they have 7 day cruises for under $700 for two.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The Slurp John B.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (/OWHH)
Swabbing the poopdeck.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (U42yt)
What would jets be used for in an attack against conservative voters?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions
That...is actually a serious question, since we're more spread out than they are. Pinpoint attacks on specific individuals/small groups, maybe? Not a real cost effective use, but an attempt at psychological warfare (which would likely backfire, but we ain't dealing with sooper-jeenyuses here).
If they just attacked some town with it...in other words, a civilian target...hoo boy.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (OUMaO)
Completely delusional
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (n2vyf)
He also had a radio co-hosting gig on WMAL in DC for awhile. Funny guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (QH+4J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM
True but was Honeycum still married during all these "activities"?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (mdhFC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (fs1hN)
What would jets be used for in an attack against conservative voters?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (942uw)
62 Taking Defamation to 'ho notha' leval~!
@realchrisrufo
This is insane: The ADL sent the Washington State "unified counterterrorism" center a letter encouraging an investigation of me, @MattWalshBlog, @libsoftiktok, and @againstgrmrs, likening our reporting to "hate," "extremism," and "violence."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (IG4Id)
Asked and answered.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (os8zY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Love American Style on a water bed.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (CgVac)
I went on a German cruise line Caribbean tour years ago.
Good point: Woman were bathing suit optional at the pool.
Bad point: German women shaving and dieting were optional.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (i24o9)
It's probably more like 35% then, since they likely voted multiple times.
Posted by: JCG at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (fow9w)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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Charo... April Lopez /...10 episodes, 1977-1987
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Horde coochi-coochi!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Fixed to cover the case at hand.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (INYUJ)
In hood culture, spending lots of money on really stupid but easily seen things is king. Spinner rims, gold Escalades, Air Jordans, and of course taking yo girl on a mid-priced cruise.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (WSTFK)
Probably, but she could just say, "My current boyfriend and I had a fabulous time on our cruise"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (Ki//m)
WTH? I mean, a bit of kink is okay, but that's way out of bounds...
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (CsUN+)
Maybe Fani prefers golden oldie snizz to sweetdick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (9yWhg)
Courtney Cox looks like an All-American Girl.
I miss the 70's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 02:41 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (VTu1l)
Damn. I effin hated shows like Loveboat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I intentionally never watched it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (MvF+J)
@ramble_rants
"Back Seat" by Trikki Nikki Haley
http://tinyurl.com/yeyrfkk3
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Baby Gravy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)
He was also a Republican Congressman. He was in the Congress at the same time as the Democrat Ben Jones, who was on Dukes of Hazzard.
I always thought they should have a radio show together, the Gopher and Cooter show.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Capt Beatty at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (SYTee)
If they just attacked some town with it...in other words, a civilian target...hoo boy.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (OUMaO)
Bombing farms to make the land unusable.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (5xvZ1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom
Like those on the Diamond Princess of Covid Fame. Who can afford a cruise in March?
Retirees.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Pootie Tang, Esq. at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (VTu1l)
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What about "Bang Barge?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 02:39 PM (U42yt)
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I know. The same media that went all in on Russian collusion is in Trump's pocket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
Good point: Woman were bathing suit optional at the pool.
Bad point: German women shaving and dieting were optional.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (j4U/Z)
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Worse point: German men in Speedos making human pyramids.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (2yu8s)
I've never been on a cruise but the being geriatric wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (Ki//m)
>>Doc (Bernie Kopell) looks like a midget compared to the ladies in the vid.
The internet lists him at 6ft. so it simply could be statuesque models in heels.
If your a 5'9" model wearing 4 inch heels your over 6ft.
YMMV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)
I remember a line she said: "I wanted to be more than a walking bustline."
Booo.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: Pootie Tang, Esq. at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (Eqssc)
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I don't know how the law works, but I bet there's not much daylight between unethical and illegal when you're discussing a lawyer, judge, etc. If they're doing something unethical, I assume it automatically becomes illegal based solely on their professional licensing.
And is dating someone who is married a crime in Georgia? I know a lot of states have "homewrecker" or similar laws.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 02:43 PM (5xvZ1)
Lynda Carter unbound was a sight to behold.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)
The "F*ck Frigate"
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (sm6Pk)
The internet lists him at 6ft. so it simply could be statuesque models in heels.
If your a 5'9" model wearing 4 inch heels your over 6ft.
YMMV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)
He needed DeNiro boots.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, wa
That is because it was so blatant and Trump was so clearly guilty of major crimes the Right Wing Media were forced to report on it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (VTu1l)
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What about "Bang Barge?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)
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"Hootch Scow"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Things Old Farts Say On A Sea Cruise at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (EvkyC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pootie Tang, Esq. at January 24, 2024 02:45 PM (Eqssc)
Seppatown.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: The Honorable Pootie Tang of the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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I never thought she was sexy.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (VTu1l)
And is dating someone who is married a crime in Georgia? I know a lot of states have "homewrecker" or similar laws.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs
Miss appropriation or misuse of tax payer funds is a crime.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (lXCUP)
I should carry that around with me and use it as an official document noting my height.
anyway I wouldn't take actors' claims about their heights very seriously.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ian S.
--
A man of wisdom here. Listen all you midwesterners. The commercials lie.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (942uw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:40 PM (Ki//m)
We spent the whole cruise discussing the briefs, IYKWIM. -- Fani
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (VTu1l)
His scenes with Julia Duffy were usually pretty funny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)
They had you listed as 5' 6"?
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:42 PM (VTu1l)
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What about "Bang Barge?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)
Shnizz Ship?
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: XTC
I can see that. Chemical or cluster payloads.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They are all midgets.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (942uw)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:36 PM (OUMaO)
He was better than Sonny Bono.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (pJFwE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)
I hope you're not reading the entire NYP, because there is not one bit of good news in it, unless you're interested in the Oscars. So many bad stories about awful people one might feel like slitting one's wrists after perusing it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (Ki//m)
>>He needed DeNiro boots.
The odious Jessica Tarlov is listed at 5'11, she was sitting at a round table with Bill Hemmer who's a legit 5'9", she looked like a linebacker next to him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (R4t5M)
Why it's good ol' reliable Nathan
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Fuckstick!
If you're looking for action,
He'll furnish the spot
Even if you're only screwing
Some DA dumb twat
In a hideout provided by Nathan
Where's there's only a wet spot
At the oldest established permanent
Floating cum dump in New York
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (xPJvm)
It was only a matter of time before the poop deck jokes.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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I never thought she was sexy.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM
The gheyist thing ever said here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (SzI2j)
This whole story is tailor-made for Ace. It's bringing out his best.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (eST6G)
I should carry that around with me and use it as an official document noting my height.
anyway I wouldn't take actors' claims about their heights very seriously.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)
Cases in point: Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (pJFwE)
Posted by: TC at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)
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Schwarzenegger is listed as 6'2", but he's actually about 5'11".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (5xvZ1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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I never thought she was sexy.
Posted by: Braenyard
She had a face?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (942uw)
Fred Grandy (who played Gopher) spent 8 years in the House of Representatives as a GOP rep for some district in Indiana
Iowa
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:49 PM (KpWJP)
But with Eden it was just an act. But I still think Lynda looks dumb.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)
The only exception being pro Sportsballers.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Arte at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (SYTee)
it is annoying enough when public officials demonstrate overt corruption but then when they do it with ghetto adventures it is even more annoying.
if you are going to be corrupt do it right. it is the same with drugs, if you are going to do drugs be a man, a stud, fuck crack and do cocaine, powdered cocaine with $100 note of a $2,000 an hour, woman, whore.
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (RjBju)
This sounds like another Hidden Figures narrative. In the Sixties and Seventies, I could believe it, but in 1935??? Anybody know more?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (MvF+J)
___
Ah, yes, Arne Johnson. I must confess I'm still paying more attention to the ladies.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)
I should carry that around with me and use it as an official document noting my height.
anyway I wouldn't take actors' claims about their heights very seriously.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)
Ace played HS football?
Also, there's apparently a hot mic video of Kamala telling staffers to fix her height on Wikipedia.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (2ocoG)
>>I never thought she was sexy.
See, this is why hazing and bullying is sometimes necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (xPJvm)
It was only a matter of time before the poop deck jokes.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:48 PM (INYUJ)
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Yeah. Four whole comments...(see comment 4!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)
His problem is that the black constituents who elected him are on the verge of revolt over the flood of illegal immigrants pouring into Chicago, while he of course can't criticize the Biden Administration for opening the borders.
Johnson's solution, of course, is to make the 300,000 illegals crossing the border every month stay in Texas.
As Iowahawk noted, I think that we can all agree that only El Paso has the facilities to accommodate the millions of "migrants" pouring into the country.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (YAtuc)
http://tinyurl.com/srcndy7p
Finally, a man with some stones.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (5A+43)
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I just threw up in my mouf a little bit.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (woPEM)
The only exception being pro Sportsballers.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (mdhFC)
Son met Viggo Mortensen. Short fella with a giant head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (RjBju)
He looked it up on the stock ticker. What the hell is this? he wanted to know.
I said, I dunno, I think they're based out of New York or something. They work 'round the clock, and they consistently produce good comedy material.
He cut me off right there. We can't invest in Jews right now, he said.
Posted by: Tom Perry at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (MX0bI)
"Fani, you're a wine girl
What a good ride you would be
But my wife, her lover and baby will now sue"
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM (e5Tk7)
Posted by: Minnfidel
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She had a hot body but that doesn't necessarily make one sexy.
Sophia Loren was sexy, Linda Carter was not.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (9yWhg)
Johnson's solution, of course, is to make the 300,000 illegals crossing the border every month stay in Texas.
As Iowahawk noted, I think that we can all agree that only El Paso has the facilities to accommodate the millions of "migrants" pouring into the country.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (YAtuc)
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You know, if the first real battles of the Second American Civil War are the gangs fighting the Chicago political establishment, I'm going to find that ironically amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
You laugh...but I had a friend who guided saltwater trips in Central America.
And there was a Tugboat that was a literal Tug Boat. It would come around at lunchtime, loaded up with prostitutes and the clients would hop on for an hour or so, mid-day.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (mdhFC)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (2yu8s)
Finally, a man with some stones.
*************
I'm glad Abbott is finally standing up to this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (VTu1l)
it is annoying enough when public officials demonstrate overt corruption but then when they do it with ghetto adventures it is even more annoying.
Carnival is a ghetto adventure. Royal Caribbean is Target to Carnival's Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
funny.
HMS Surprize Anal
wasn't the ship called the Surprize?
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (KRtlO)
But with Eden it was just an act. But I still think Lynda looks dumb.
I had the same reaction when LC was Wonder Woman. She actually got more attractive with age, until the point in her mid-50s or so that I thought she was just stunning. She's now 72 and has faded a bit, but still good looking.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Darrius Sweetdick at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (hirWM)
the hispanic loni anderson
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (KpWJP)
That first sentence. Damn.
Didn't expect the next civil war to start so soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
http://tinyurl.com/srcndy7p
Finally, a man with some stones.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM
Like a rolling stone.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)
Typical romance novel patter.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (CecP5)
And there was a Tugboat that was a literal Tug Boat. It would come around at lunchtime, loaded up with prostitutes and the clients would hop on for an hour or so, mid-day.
were there any chubby chicks?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: spindrift at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (AA8bA)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (KpWJP)
Might require a cordless drill and 1/2" bit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (KpWJP)
this dammit.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (5A+43)
orange jesus,
dementia hitler,
waffle house waitress,
big mike. and
the king of the lizard people
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 02:54 PM (D7oie)
oh I recognized her as someone but couldn't remember who she was. Okay, she was in the blue one-piece.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:55 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:55 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: For
it was the funny contessa brewer story that brought a few morons into the herd
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:37 PM (CsUN+)
Row well, and live 41...
Posted by: Quintus Arias at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (3B9my)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (cRrcX)
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (bk5Wq)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Captain Carl at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (Eqssc)
Who is the King of the Lizard people? And what are his policies. Might need a backup plan.
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (5xvZ1)
i don't remember that.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (2ocoG)
Standing or kneeling?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (z99Zw)
So for Wade, he gets points for taking mom on a cruise, getting her fed at the buffet, a few Pink Squirrel cocktails and off to her stateroom for sleepy time. Then he and Fanni can get their freak on until it's time to meet mom for breakfast. How many state rooms did he book?
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Non-Binary Ben Her at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:55 PM (9yWhg)
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She had serious drug problems, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (9XOwt)
--
Marjoe, the guy from Earthquake?? That poor woman...
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (mupln)
That first sentence. Damn.
Didn't expect the next civil war to start so soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh, it's ON now...I was half-expecting to start quoting the Declaration of Independence for good measure. But he NAILED the feds to the wall with black-letter reading of the U.S. Constitution.
Shorter version:
"I'm protecting the border. Get the fuck out of my way."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (4I/2K)
The only exception being pro Sportsballers.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (mdhFC)
I met Ahhh-nold and Maria Shriver at a Baltimore hospital 20-some years ago. We were in a waiting room together.
He was much shorter than I expected.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (XIF9h)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 02:53 PM (KpWJP)
I can help with that!
Posted by: Rick Astley at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (bk5Wq)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (lwBgN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:46 PM (l7sQp)
C'mon.
If women can have revenge sex, guys can have a grudge fuck.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (j4U/Z)
dementia hitler,
waffle house waitress,
big mike. and
the king of the lizard people
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024
***
Which one is the "king of the lizard people"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: That Guy! at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (qUkBO)
-
Bless her heart, imagine reaching that level and still not being able to read.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (lwBgN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)
Charo could, however, play the guitar very, very well. Learned from Segovia himself.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (pJFwE)
Posted by: ace
Seriously?
It was from when she misreported about a bunch of guys open carrying in arizona, they cropped the pics to hide that some were black guys?
you had some thoughts about how she rented her mouth and what is was rented for.
funniest thing written in the internets forerver
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:58 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: spindrift at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (AA8bA)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs a
But was she the model for the semi mudflaps?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (CIS44)
If you do, your car might explode.
this is also about squeezing a volkswagen through a gopher hole, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (oY6Yp)
--
This is true. She is good. She can't sing worth a flip though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM (5xvZ1)
Alex Jones?
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (pohLc)
http://tinyurl.com/srcndy7p
Finally, a man with some stones.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 02:51 PM
Hmmmm...finally, a man worth killing.
https://youtu.be/7gZTYWy0Gu4?si=jR4OGB1yhe7rRbqy
Posted by: King Cerdic at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (RjBju)
She aspired to have the theatrical range of Chuck Norris in his REM sleep zone.
Sexy? Sure. In still photos. Soon as the director yelled "ACTion!", she failed at the first syllable.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (e6UQI)
I'm glad Abbott is finally standing up to this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
------------------------
Abbott's not tough but he can read tealeaves.
When they tried to impeach Paxton he remained neutral, no support for Paxton. When Paxton won it became obvious which was the safest side of the fence.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (l7sQp)
These are two of my favorite things.
Posted by: Michael Banks at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (4I/2K)
That first sentence. Damn.
My favorite scene from King Arthur, especially at 1:30.
"Finally, a man worth killing".
http://tinyurl.com/bdhb7pu8
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (l7sQp)
======
Milton Friedman was very right about political incentives.
I wish the conservative movement had realized it...30 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (83C9A)
--
The pinnacle of awful Love Boat episodes has to be this one with Sonny Bono. I don't know how he didn't spontaneously combust from sheer embarrassment.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (mupln)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)
Naughty?
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: jagamo at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (/ux4Y)
Thanks, ace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (83C9A)
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Remind them that laughter is the best medicine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (7fElN)
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This is true. She is good. She can't sing worth a flip though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (mupln)
Didn't she sing "Rock and Roll, Coochie Coo"?
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (XIF9h)
One and done experience for me.
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (U42yt)
Let's all take a moment to marvel at the best place on the web. Where else can a group of middle aged men, most of whom have never met, riotously enjoy teenaged boy humor to this extent?
And our long suffering 'Ettes simply shake their collective heads and put up with our shenanigans.
Just wow, this place.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: Fannie Fupacabra at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (hirWM)
http://tinyurl.com/srcndy7p
Finally, a man with some stones.
Posted by: Archimedes
I'd like to see him punch ACB in the throat then kick DJT in the nads for nominating her.
I am still bracing for a total disappointment from Abbott.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (eYF7X)
I would not have been surprised if he wired his chair into the grid to send power back into the grid.
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:02 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (CsUN+)
Nothing is new under the sun.
Posted by: pookysgirl hears Ecclesiastes quoted a lot at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (mup
How cool would that be if he did?
Actually it'd be cooler if Cher did.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (INYUJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 02:50 PM (2ocoG)
Her height is unburdened by what has been
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (XIF9h)
The pinnacle of awful Love Boat episodes has to be this one with Sonny Bono. I don't know how he didn't spontaneously combust from sheer embarrassment.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (mupln)
Paycheck’s a paycheck. And it’s not like he was doing Shakespeare before that. It’s fucking Sonny Bono man.
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (INYUJ)
To watch Cher's face melt in real time and revel the Terminator Endoskeleton underneath...
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (sm6Pk)
LOL, Ace.
I though we were talking about anti-semitism. Turns out it was pro-semenism.
This thread smells like a private viewing room at a peep show.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Ian S.
There's still a level down. Let's call it the 7-11 cruise - Hip Hop cruises out of Miami to the Caribbean. More than once they've had to halt the cruise and bring it back in to port due to the fighting onboard.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (J2vNu)
As I have noted with footnotes and authoritative citations previously, Contessa Brewer is a dirty, lying, pus-mouthed whore.
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.
A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke.
A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin, fungicide, and the genetic stink of human desperation.
A skanky bit of mung-trash sloughing off diseased skin like a leprous snake. (A leprous snake who whores out her verminous cloaca for two bits a pop, I mean.)
This sad clown of a whore, oozing with foul custard and slack and sloppy as an over-used trash bag, is too stupid to know how to lie judiciously, and so lies promiscuously and wantonly, demonstrating all the discretion she once showed in junior high when her nickname was "Automatic" Brewer.
Posted by: Fritz Hollings at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (aD39U)
Let's all take a moment to marvel at the best place on the web. Where else can a group of middle aged men, most of whom have never met, riotously enjoy teenaged boy humor to this extent?
And our long suffering 'Ettes simply shake their collective heads and put up with our shenanigans.
Just wow, this place.
Posted by: Tonypete
Ohh-rah!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
How did your work eval go?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
55min
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (GD2xa)
Come aboard,
we're expecting you.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (Y6IkP)
Thanks so much!
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:05 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (KiBMU)
Don't even go there!
Posted by: The guy in front of Pee Wee Herman at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (XIF9h)
And, no, it's not SCTV's "Battle of the PBS Stars" major sketch.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (2yu8s)
As I have noted with footnotes and authoritative citations previously, Contessa Brewer is a dirty, lying, pus-mouthed whore.
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.
hah, thank you.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (AdHga)
I represent that remark!! But thanks for the middle age thing.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (FRuMV)
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.
A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke.
A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin, fungicide, and the genetic stink of human desperation.
A skanky bit of mung-trash sloughing off diseased skin like a leprous snake. (A leprous snake who whores out her verminous cloaca for two bits a pop, I mean.)
This sad clown of a whore, oozing with foul custard and slack and sloppy as an over-used trash bag, is too stupid to know how to lie judiciously, and so lies promiscuously and wantonly, demonstrating all the discretion she once showed in junior high when her nickname was "Automatic" Brewer.
Posted by: Fritz Hollings
You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Nikki Haley -
Beside the multitude of New Offices, and swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
- BSE infect our food supply. This will kill the ag economy
- Outlaw farming, mining, oil, gas, coal
- Control of Electrical supply. No electricity and we lose.
- Control of appliances - Attack would be just turning off all our stuff.
- Control our cash. CBDC, inflation, bank controls,....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (SUShs)
To watch Cher's face melt in real time and revel the Terminator Endoskeleton underneath...
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024
***
"Half-Borg, that's all I ever heard,
Half-Borg, how I learned to hate the word,
Half-Borg, 'She's no good,' they warned --
Both sides were against me since the day I was born!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
i remember that. "The Biggest T's, and the Nicest A's!"
I thought it was SNL, though.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: naacp at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Ian S.
There's still a level down. Let's call it the 7-11 cruise - Hip Hop cruises out of Miami to the Caribbean. More than once they've had to halt the cruise and bring it back in to port due to the fighting onboard.
Their business model must be interesting.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 24, 2024 02:56 PM
LOL!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (CgVac)
Just wow, this place.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Kudos and thanks to the ladies for their forbearance.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (l7sQp)
SNL, not SCTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0f1Ywnjq0A
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (KRtlO)
As I have noted with footnotes and authoritative citations previously, Contessa Brewer is a dirty, lying, pus-mouthed whore.
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.
A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke.
A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin, fungicide, and the genetic stink of human desperation.
A skanky bit of mung-trash sloughing off diseased skin like a leprous snake. (A leprous snake who whores out her verminous cloaca for two bits a pop, I mean.)
This sad clown of a whore, oozing with foul custard and slack and sloppy as an over-used trash bag, is too stupid to know how to lie judiciously, and so lies promiscuously and wantonly, demonstrating all the discretion she once showed in junior high when her nickname was "Automatic" Brewer.
Posted by: Fritz
Indeed
much to the chagrin of the modern horde, that's why I am here.
How does somebody read that and not say I'm in?
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 03:01 PM (mupln)
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He liked to relate that his lowest point was when he was doing a Fantasy Island ep and fluffed his line, addressing Tatoo as "Pontoon." Herve Villechaize went off on him, and he stood there thinking, "I used to have my own TV show and here I am, taking crap from a midget."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (L8hCM)
Posted by: Ian S.
There's still a level down. Let's call it the 7-11 cruise - Hip Hop cruises out of Miami to the Caribbean. More than once they've had to halt the cruise and bring it back in to port due to the fighting onboard.
Their business model must be interesting.
Posted by: Archimedes
Pffft. 6 hour cruises out of Galveston to get their casino on.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (83C9A)
I remember that one. I forget the name of the guy that nailed the smug Dick Cavett impressions. Honey I shrunk the Kids guy.
I loved that show and all the characters.
Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (5xvZ1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CIS44)
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Gonna be honest:
It feels like Boeing is being run by a cadre of
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
"The fuuuuck boooat..." LMAO!
Damn, that was funny, Ace.
You have far and away consistently produced the best comedic content of any political blog.
Posted by: Bach in black at January 24, 2024 03:08 PM (+oqUV)
Posted by: Lady in Black
He was pretty wooden.
What? Too soon?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (WSTFK)
that was a good one. Rick Moranis was so amazing. He didn't even want to be a comedy actor, he just fell into it.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
It feels like Boeing is being run by a cadre of it's enemies Airbus infiltration units.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walk
In fairness to Boeing on this one, this would land securely with Delta Maintenance.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)
Yup. If the Foo shits, wear it.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (5A+43)
As I have noted with footnotes and authoritative citations previously, Contessa Brewer is a dirty, lying, pus-mouthed whore.
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.
hah, thank you.
Posted by: ace
I read that and had to join the hq, who could read that and not say I'm' I want to be a part of whatever he's doing?"
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (MSxPN)
SNL, not SCTV
And all those women are now grandmothers or dead.
Why yes, I do like to lighten the mood. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (MvF+J)
This is insane: The ADL sent the Washington State "unified counterterrorism" center a letter encouraging an investigation of me, @MattWalshBlog, @libsoftiktok, and @againstgrmrs, likening our reporting to "hate," "extremism," and "violence.""
Y'all need to sue the ADL pronto. Like, yesterday.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CIS44)
Hiring old white men as engineers isn't inspirational!!!
Posted by: Boeing CEO, one of the SMAHHHHRRRT people at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2024 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL!
"My attack-dog prosecutor's attack dog is SUPER BRAVE YOU GUYS! I applaud his courage! OMG, what a dream boat!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (mwCIn)
What? Too soon?
Posted by: Tonypete
You're going out on a limb with that one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (CwhoI)
How did your work eval go?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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I got surprised, in a good way. One of my colleagues, age 61, has told our boss that he will retire within five years. Our boss, knowing I'm a bit older than that, said, "Can I get five years from you? How about three?"
I hedged, saying I hadn't thought much about retirement (a lie), adding, "You can plan and prepare for retirement, but you can't rehearse it. You need to handle some things right the very first time you head out."
There is no way I want to do even one more year here and in this pesthole, let alone three.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CIS44)
I wonder what Boeing's emergency flight procedure manual says about what to do when the forward landing gear falls off on takeoff?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 03:04 PM (9UlRk)
Moor it alongside the Breed and Feed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (mwCIn)
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Ugh, I meant:
"My attack-dog prosecutor's fuck buddy she hired because he's her fuck buddy is SUPER BRAVE YOU GUYS! I applaud his courage! OMG, what a dream boat!"
I dunno what the hell happened there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)
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I can imagine.
I wonder if Boeing's maintenance contracts are a factor, though.
Different sector of the industry, but Rolls Royce keeps losing massive amounts of money because its engines keep, um, melting way too fast in their life cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
I've heard the name, but didn't know what she looked like. I'm guessing this isn't from the specific episode, but she looked pretty good on The Love Boat
http://tinyurl.com/46v6y85s
In comparison, though, I think you have to give the win to Phyllis Davis.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (JCZqz)
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That's hysterical.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (mupln)
Ah yes Rick. He and Dave Thomas probably did the best impressions. Dave's Bob Hope was spot on.
Posted by: Lancelot_Link at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (xNeIs)
Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (W+TLY)
Their business model must be interesting.
Posted by: Archimedes
"Hey you know that part of town everybody avoids? How about we take that and stuff it on a boat and set it out to sea for a few days?"
"Hey, why don't you just shoot us in the head instead?"
- Royal Caribbean employee
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (KRtlO)
I thought it was SNL, though.
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Maybe that was it. It was from the same era.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec a
Thats the people landing the planes problem.
-DEI Pilot
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (CIS44)
What? Too soon?
Posted by: Tonypete
You're going out on a limb with that one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (9yWhg)
It's all downhill from here.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (INYUJ)
If you show, she wants to blow.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (KRtlO)
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*comes screeching up from Miami*
-The Bangbus
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ian S.
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So, Avoid both.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (l7sQp)
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Ugh.
Imagine the buffet. Not the food itself, but the implements.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - EVs are less popular than manual transmissions at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 03:12 PM (2yu8s)
@Peoples_Pundit
Reid Hoffman and a group that urges Democratic activists to make low donor contributions, have bailed on Nikki Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
Sheesh. You said "Phyllis Davis" and I read "Phyllis Diller" and her her laugh inside my head.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (CgVac)
Meanwhile, the second best are destroying evidence against the decrepit pedo who thinks he is president.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)
Holy shit. The sights, the sounds, the smells....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
Great. Doors flying off, wheels rolling off and now melting engines.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (5A+43)
@Peoples_Pundit
Reid Hoffman and a group that urges Democratic activists to make low donor contributions, have bailed on Nikki Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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I wonder if Biden only getting 35% of the vote in the NH primary has something to do with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:07 PM
Narrator: She's not wrong...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (jA9ul)
Posted by: Patrick at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (+5fl5)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (pohLc)
Blow out one of the doors. Maneuver the aircraft to trap the former door under the aircraft where the landing gear used to be. Use the former door as a skid. If this fails, blame middle age, white, male engineers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
Great. Doors flying off, wheels rolling off and now melting engines.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (5A+43)
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My dad is a world respected industrial engineer, statistician, and experimental designer, and he is on it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)
Wow, I'm not the worst thing about Carnival? WIN!
Posted by: Capt. Francesco Schettino at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Pull up! Pull up!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (RjBju)
@Peoples_Pundit
Reid Hoffman and a group that urges Democratic activists to make low donor contributions, have bailed on Nikki Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh no!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (w9Wax)
Oh, and they are really scraping low to pretend all of a sudden it's not a big deal when a prosecutor directly profits from a prosecution.
My favorite is, "sure, it might be wrong and unethical, but it wasn't illegal!"
Tell that to the thousands of lawyers disbarred and sanctioned for ethics violation--which are not laws.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (C2U4G)
Seems really shortsighted for Biden and the DNC to take a slap at Democrat primary voters in NH. It's not like he's built a deep well of goodwill.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (SExFt)
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...
You're a bad man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (mwCIn)
You identify as a black woman who makes mistakes sometimes!
Posted by: pookysgirl, clearing things up at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)
Finally, a man with some stones.
*************
I'm glad Abbott is finally standing up to this
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM (VTu1l)
...
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (KpWJP)
Oh, and they are really scraping low to pretend all of a sudden it's not a big deal when a prosecutor directly profits from a prosecution.
My favorite is, "sure, it might be wrong and unethical, but it wasn't illegal!"
Tell that to the thousands of lawyers disbarred and sanctioned for ethics violation--which are not laws.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (C2U4G)
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These are also the people who think Biden hasn't had a gaffe since he got out in front of Obama on gay marriage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
***
I heard tell she was a favorite of Henry Kissinger, that he even dated her in the days before Natalie Wood died and Robert Wagner and Jill began keeping company.
For those who don't know, JIll played heroine "Tiffany Case" in Diamonds Are Forever w/ Sean C. as Bond.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
Holy shit. The sights, the sounds, the smells....
Viking now has cruises down the Mississippi. I can't imagine a less appealing cruise.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (CsUN+)
Wow, I'm not the worst thing about Carnival? WIN!
Posted by: Capt. Francesco Schettino at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (CsUN+)
OK, but what about Cannibal Cruise Lines?
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (sm6Pk)
if she does that here, what does she do in the unimportant things?
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 03:10 PM (pohLc)
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I feel like at least one Boeing engineer should have raised their hand at some point during the process and said "hey what about a sensor that lets the pilot know when a f****** wheel falls off?"
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (wb1YC)
When Aloha Dick snot from that guy, got you right in the eye, that's amore.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (6Pjn6)
@Peoples_Pundit
Reid Hoffman and a group that urges Democratic activists to make low donor contributions, have bailed on Nikki Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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I wonder if Biden only getting 35% of the vote in the NH primary has something to do with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
We underestimated her.
She was right. It was fun.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (KbCG3)
Not happy with the pearl necklaces?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (bk5Wq)
Posted by: The Double Point at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (4I/2K)
"Hey, why don't you just shoot us in the head instead?"
- Royal Caribbean employee
Posted by: Azathoth
Exactly. One article I read after a cruise had to go back to port early was for the crew's safety.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)
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And in the process, they heavily embarrassed Biden.
Good job, Democr
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
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This is what happens when DEI mechanics and cheap Chinese knockoff parts are used.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (l7sQp)
if she does that here, what does she do in the unimportant things?
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (RjBju)
good point
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Lake is having a Rumble conference tonight...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (exHjb)
One of the three recent "Boeing" incidents was a GE engine blowing up. So apparently nobody makes reliable jet engines anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (2ocoG)
Wow, I'm not the worst thing about Carnival? WIN!
Posted by: Capt. Francesco Schettino at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (CsUN+)
OK, but what about Cannibal Cruise Lines?
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 03:17 PM (sm6Pk)
I didn't know Cannibal Bob had a cruise line.
Must be nice saving so much on groceries, Mr 1 percenter...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (llON8)
Nothing is new under the sun.
Posted by: pookysgirl hears Ecclesiastes quoted a lot at January 24, 2024 03:03 PM (dtlDP)
Glad I could help educate people!
Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (l7sQp)
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It's more of a mixture experiment problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Braenyard
The coming group of AMTs dont illicit great feelings, trust me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)
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TBF, who wouldn't?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ugh.
Imagine the buffet. Not the food itself, but the implements.
Posted by: Nikki Haley
Can you imagine the chocolate fountain?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (WSTFK)
Because every defense lawyer knows that's exactly what would happen if it was anyone but Trump here.
Because there is not supposed to be a whiff of bias in bringing a case.
None.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (C2U4G)
Seems really shortsighted for Biden and the DNC to take a slap at Democrat primary voters in NH. It's not like he's built a deep well of goodwill.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
And here they scold us for disenfranchising voters. Wait until the NH Dems realize that the 4 delegates to the convention won't be recognized.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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"Passengers must exit through the plane's nasal cavity or you will be forcibly blown out."
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (ZfqFR)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (exHjb)
Because every defense lawyer knows that's exactly what would happen if it was anyone but Trump here.
Because there is not supposed to be a whiff of bias in bringing a case.
None.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (C2U4G)
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What if you campaign on getting Trump through your elected office?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
That's......disturbing
***
You should talk to one of those cruise ship employees who's worked on one of those Senior cruises. You won't sleep for a week.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (WSTFK)
Geees TP. Lol.
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (5A+43)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Dude -- you got A LOT of catching up to do
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (XIF9h)
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024
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So there's an aeronautical version of Navage?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)
I guess that's why she was at the function with Brezhnev.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walki
Then you get elected in a landslide, and if you bring a case the inside track to higher office
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (GshMh)
So, live boy or dead girl?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (6Pjn6)
Could be. If they're smart (I know, I know) they'll acknowledge that they lost their way, or some other anodyne euphemism, and jump on board the Trump train with both feet.
IF.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
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And she makes her first entrance wearing mostly Jill St. John.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 02:35 PM (xhfG9)
Until it gets out that both Fani and his Momma were pegging Wade with a strap-on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (tkR6S)
Because every defense lawyer knows that's exactly what would happen if it was anyone but Trump here.
Because there is not supposed to be a whiff of bias in bringing a case.
None.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (C2U4G)
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What if you campaign on getting Trump through your elected office?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
"That's not bias, that's Defending OUR Precious Democracy against the Grave Threat of OrangeMadBad!!!" -- XiNN
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Words sucked but it was easy to dance to at January 24, 2024 03:13 PM (5A+43)
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My dad is a world respected industrial engineer, statistician, and experimental designer, and he is on it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
My dad is a tv repairman. He has an awesome set of tools!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (CgVac)
- Royal Caribbean employee
Because you won't all fit in there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)
Dude -- you got A LOT of catching up to do
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (XIF9h)
I'm readin' as fast as I can, Cap'n!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:22 PM (D7oie)
Wow, I'm not the worst thing about Carnival? WIN!
Posted by: Capt. Francesco Schettino at January 24, 2024 03:14 PM
Went on one cruise. Norwegian. They did a nice job etc. But I loathe crowds. Went for the wife and kids. So it was fun, but meh. Never another one.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 03:22 PM (SzI2j)
So, live boy or dead girl?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 24, 2024 03:21 PM (6Pjn6)
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I'd put money down on admission of the allowance of cheating by Hobbes through intentionally ineffective countermeasures.
Remember, a federal court ruled that Hobbes' use of signature verification as Secretary of State in 2022 was out of alignment with state rules, making it illegal. Probably had no effect on the results, right? Because that's why the institute such wide-ranging cheating, to not have an effect, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (D7oie)
That's......disturbing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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'Look, Ma, no hands!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (ZfqFR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (XV/Pl)
I guess that's why she was at the function with Brezhnev.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
***
Kissinger was quite the ladies' man. If you ever needed confirmation that power makes a man attractive to women, he was it. The Jill St. John thing was a rumor, but he apparently dated Candice Bergen, Shirley Maclaine, Marlo Thomas, and Liv Ullman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Brezhnev also said that his favorite American TV series was the Rifleman. When he made a US visit, they arranged for him to meet Chuck Connors and see the rifle he used on the show.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (oiNtH)
I mean now everybody knows he does fat chicks
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (RjBju)
>>(again VA is a loss).
Trump is going to win Va, book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (XV/Pl)
You keep saying it...and it still won't make it true.
Biden +6 even before a campaign...no way Trump makes that up - he's got other states he's closer in that aren't considered swing states...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: It's me donna
Dont thnik thats gonna save ya from the deaf ATC
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (CIS44)
>>(again VA is a loss).
Trump is going to win Va, book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Possibly, but I expect the Electoral Votes to go to Brandon, because he "wins" VA just like he did last time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (llON8)
That's......disturbing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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'Look, Ma, no hands!"
Posted by: ShainS
Look Ma! I'm on top of the whore!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (CgVac)
Connery's best line:
"Well, that's a nice little nothing you're almost not wearing"
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (j4U/Z)
http://tinyurl.com/yzck7x74
Tonight is going to be fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (/Td2i)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (n2vyf)
I think my carry on might have a ripcord.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024
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So did Tiffany in the novel. One of the few elements in the DAF screenplay that corresponded to the book.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: It's me donna
since your seat is going to break you ankls, might just forget the seatbelt, youre not getting off the plane after a big crash amnyway
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (oiNtH)
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There's a photo of Chuck hugging a delighted Brezhnev, picking him up off the ground. When asked later if her was a card-carrying Communist, he said, "No, I'm a Communist-carrying card."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (9XOwt)
***
Kissinger was quite the ladies' man. If you ever needed confirmation that power makes a man attractive to women, he was it. The Jill St. John thing was a rumor, but he apparently dated Candice Bergen, Shirley Maclaine, Marlo Thomas, and Liv Ullman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)
But I thought Hollywood actresses were all Strong, Independent Whammen who don't need no man.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2024 02:59 PM (mupln)
Sadly, she has had so much work done on her face that she is looking like the Duchess of Alba.
Still can play to raise the dead, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (D7oie)
Wait...we still talking AZ GOP, or Ace?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (RjBju)
A crash yes.. Doors blowing out maybe
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (n2vyf)
_Joseph R. Biden, pResident, USA
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (l7sQp)
Don't bother.
It's zero.
So they are quoting law professors and others who can lie for Fannie.
Because the ones who are in court on a weekly won't lie--and scuttle their future bias dismissal motions for paying clients:
This is a stink of bias so bad that requires tossing the case
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (C2U4G)
Biden +6 even before a campaign...no way Trump makes that up - he's got other states he's closer in that aren't considered swing states...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (exHjb)
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If you're living by polls (which have no incentive to being accurate 10 months out from an election), the most recent is 43-40 Biden over Trump.
That's 3 plus with an incumbent well under 50%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
If by closer you mean Trump is winning all 6 of the swing states that mysteriously swung to Biden after the election then yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
>>Possibly, but I expect the Electoral Votes to go to Brandon, because he "wins" VA just like he did last time.
It's going to be tight, it's going to be close, the filthy corrupt Donks are going to try to do everything to steal it, but I think there is enough there to work with and he wins Va, Ga, and NV to get to 270 and win.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 02:52 PM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (jA9ul)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024
***
As they used to say in the '80s:
"Riding a moped is like dating a fat chick. Both are kind of fun, until your friends see you."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JackStraw
And that's just how she likes it!
Posted by: Capt. Queef at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (Eqssc)
Yea, he's fucked. And not in the Fani way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (jA9ul)
"Riding a moped is like dating a fat chick. Both are kind of fun, until your friends see you."
Posted by: W
indeed!
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (RjBju)
But I thought Hollywood actresses were all Strong, Independent Whammen who don't need no man.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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They don't need them, they use them.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (jA9ul)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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I trust the GOP's army of lawyers to perform as well in 2024 as they did in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
30 years ago they were still following Wm. F Buckly in his crusade to make conservatism "urbane and civilized"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
We're screwed
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (n2vyf)
Biden +6 even before a campaign...no way Trump makes that up - he's got other states he's closer in that aren't considered swing states...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:25 PM (exHjb)
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If you're living by polls (which have no incentive to being accurate 10 months out from an election), the most recent is 43-40 Biden over Trump.
That's 3 plus with an incumbent well under 50%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
Without any campaigning. Trump opens his mouth, and he'll lose 5 points again here. No one has spun any politics here til yesterday (thankfully - 2020 was a pain, and I can live with being the state already decided so money and coverage is spent elsewhere)...border states should be all swing states at this point, and all winnable over VA...except maybe CA...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (exHjb)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
30 years ago they were still following Wm. F Buckly in his crusade to make conservatism "urbane and civilized"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (D7oie)
Why, so it could be invited to the best DC cocktail parties?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (llON8)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
++++
LOL.
Now, I hope she releases the next tape anyway. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, Kari.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
*John Roberts grins like the Joker)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
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Heh. I was tempted to buy one of those when they first came out .
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (SSwDb)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024
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That concept was just getting started in the '70s. Most women who were young in 1974 had been born before Betty Friedan and her nonsense came along, and hadn't grown up hearing it every day.
(I know, 'cause I dated more than a few of 'em then)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: DeWitt Clinton at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (9XOwt)
*Sticks another pin into rubber turtle
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
The green room for The Firing Line had the best single malts.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Will Folks at January 24, 2024 03:31 PM (LaNzR)
(I know, 'cause I dated more than a few of 'em then)
Posted by: W
yes
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:31 PM (RjBju)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
I would be thrilled with "D" Wits, but you play the hand you're dealt.
Posted by: "The View" Showrunner at January 24, 2024 03:31 PM (PiwSw)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
++++
LOL.
Now, I hope she releases the next tape anyway. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, Kari.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:30 PM (mwCIn)
Do it.
DeWitless: But we had a deal!
Lake: I altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:31 PM (exHjb)
DeWit is an ironic name.
2 possibilities:
1) The AZ GOP isn't sending its best
2) The AZ GOP is sending its best, which is even worse.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)
DeWit is an ironic name.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM
So he was going to fight it but realized he was fucked because he is part of the cabal of cucks and realized he's fucked by his own words.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (SzI2j)
>>I trust the GOP's army of lawyers to perform as well in 2024 as they did in 2020.
At some point, survival instincts have to kick in, you would think.
Hey, we can put Meatball Rob in charge of election integrity, he seems to be good at that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm curious. Who would you like to see as a Republican candidate because it's more than likely going to be Trump, and since he probably doesn't read ASHQ you would have to find some way to relay your concerns about his saying stupid stuff to Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: m at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (KpWJP)
Just showing what Godless heathens these f*cks are.
Breaking a commandment doesn't mean a damn thing to them.
Judgement Day. Bring it. I'll take my chances.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey, we can put Meatball Rob in charge of election integrity, he seems to be good at that.
Posted by: Tho
they are, the pandas of the political world
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (RjBju)
==
2 possibilities:
1) The AZ GOP isn't sending its best
2) The AZ GOP is sending its best, which is even worse.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)
Wait, in which state does this *not* apply?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (llON8)
There is no way to get him to change his ways. He is what he is.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM
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You're half right.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (2yu8s)
We need more M.O.N.E.Y. - Wendy Rogers
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (eYF7X)
Hey, we can put Meatball Rob in charge of election integrity, he seems to be good at that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (XV/Pl)
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The state level parties in places like PA and AZ are choosing to actively become irrelevant. The only ones giving them any life are outsiders like Kari Lake.
No, survival will not kick in because they don't need the GOP to survive. The current leadership can get board seats in minor corps or jobs at law firms without trying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:33 PM (RjBju)
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Good at rolling downhill?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2024 02:47 PM
How about Jan Smithers?
In BOTNS: https://youtu.be/srChf_LDH-Q?si=6bl9gCLLBlRtvmJm
In an STP commercial: https://youtu.be/R1nyRs7nqgE?si=V6NV8LZf4wgrx3yS
Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Yup. They don't need the GOP, they merely need the Party.
The Party provides.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (mwCIn)
I'm curious. Who would you like to see as a Republican candidate because it's more than likely going to be Trump, and since he probably doesn't read ASHQ you would have to find some way to relay your concerns about his saying stupid stuff to Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2024 03:32 PM (Ki//m)
Someone who has a strategy to win. Lake taking out the AZ guy says Trump is looking at AZ. Til I see a path to 270 sans VA (b/c that's an auto-loss, and I'm 95% GA is one, too, but that's more possible b/c it doesn't have the fed gov component who will vote 95%), I'd take a shot at someone better and younger who's still an R (sorry Nikki)...but that's gone now...b/c no one cared about winning...they figure it will just happen...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:34 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (jA9ul)
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500, 501 ... whatever it takes.
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 03:35 PM (e5Tk7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:35 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)
Ace didn't want Trump in 2016, either. Once it became inevitable, though, he supported him until recently. It's fine to prefer an alternative. Something people should remember.
Ace gets a bit emotional at times but that's just an effect of the de-wormer.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 03:36 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)
I think the woman running in a white t-shirt is Suzanne Sommers.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:37 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2024 03:37 PM (ufFY8)
Someone ...I'd take a shot at someone better and younger who's still an R ... ...they figure it will just happen...
Posted by: Nova Local
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You're wishing in the wind vs reality.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:37 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (J2vNu)
The response to anyone giving you grief for dating a fat chick is... don't care, got laid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 03:38 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:38 PM (l7sQp)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2024
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If I didn't know better, I'd swear that was Mrs. Wolfus No. 2. (She was twelve at the time, so it couldn't have been)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)
I think the woman running in a white t-shirt is Suzanne Sommers.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 03:37 PM (CsUN+)
Jan is in the car and grabs the food.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024
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An epic rack closely followed by Suzanne Somers
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (J2vNu)
The response to anyone giving you grief for dating a fat chick is... don't care, got laid.
which is what guys with food stamps say about eating
Posted by: N at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)
Someone ...I'd take a shot at someone better and younger who's still an R ... ...they figure it will just happen...
Posted by: Nova Local
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You're wishing in the wind vs reality.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2024 03:37 PM (l7sQp)
Nah, I was pro-DeSantis, but I can't exactly say I'd pick him, b/c he stepped out. No one is in who I'd prefer. So, it's McCain 2008 and Romney 2012 again, another 2 old candidates I really didn't want, but I got stuck voting for and they lost as expected...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (MvF+J)
But after Trump leaves the scene, pfffft, good luck GOP, you ain't sniffing the Presidency for a good long time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
In fairness to them, when every judge sticks their fingers in their ears and says "I can't hear you", no one knew what to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 24, 2024 03:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2024
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"If she'd done it 110 times, though, we'd be sending her away for life, swearsies."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 03:40 PM (J2vNu)
But after Trump leaves the scene, pfffft, good luck GOP, you ain't sniffing the Presidency for a good long time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)
If that's the only path, then we're idiots and have already lost. For your sake, I'm hoping there's another...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2024 03:41 PM (exHjb)
Spend the money, it's worth it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 24, 2024 03:41 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 03:43 PM (B95fm)
Posted by: Don Black at January 24, 2024 03:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Don Black at January 24, 2024 03:44 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2024 03:45 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 24, 2024 03:29 PM (llON
Extremism in the pursuit of Liberty opens no doors to corporate boardrooms.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)
Still can play to raise the dead, though.
She and Madonna could still star in the remake of One Million BC; they could be the fighting dinosaurs. They could use the Gumby Claymation techniques to make their movements more lifelike.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 24, 2024 03:56 PM (CecP5)
“got you right in the eye”
“semenities”
Cracking me up!
Posted by: KK at January 24, 2024 04:01 PM (1aXAl)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 24, 2024 04:04 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: Carl at January 24, 2024 04:05 PM (siAAq)
If by closer you mean Trump is winning all 6 of the swing states that mysteriously swung to Biden after the election then yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
The Never-Trumpers are fond of saying that Trump has no plan beat the Steal, but it looks like the ouster of the DeWit dude in AZ is a step to correct that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 04:11 PM (tkR6S)
I'd bet it's only the back half of charges for the same cruise: $2.5k up front to book, and another $1k for onboard charges at the end.
Posted by: craig at January 24, 2024 04:16 PM (iblX1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 04:11 PM (tkR6S)
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Didn't we see something saying DeWit is a biggish wheel in the Trump campaign?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2024 04:30 PM (odmkN)
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