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The RestoreTheMagic.com website is back up, and leads with DEIsney's woeful stock performance compared to the S&P and to other media companies. Note the other media companies here are companies DEIsney has specifically chosen to compare itself to. Soul, a feature-length animated film starring a black character, was released into 1,350 theaters over the Martin Luther King Jr. four-day holiday weekend and grossed exactly -- get ready to laugh -- $557,000. That’s about 25 percent of the projected two million, which makes my heart sing. On Friday, Soul grossed a measly $99 per theater.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO) 2
DEIsney just released Soul into the theaters, which had not previously been in the theaters due to covid, but instead premiered on DEIsney Plus. DEIsney wanted to prove they still had the magic, and expected the film would be appreciated by audiences during this slow January.
It made... a little more than half a million dollars. DEIsney had hoped it would make $2 million. ======== WB is re-releasing Tenet the week before Dune 2. That will be interesting to see as a comparison to Soul's performance. Re-releases seem to largely be a thing of the past, but Tenet beating Soul would be an embarrassment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO) 3
Younger version still looks like Snow Brown.
Posted by: MartynW at January 25, 2024 04:33 PM (sHP7b) 4
Don't eat the beige snow.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2024 04:33 PM (cOq4q) 5
This is a very short Disney post by AOS standards.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:33 PM (sX1BW) 6
Top 10?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:33 PM (J2vNu) 7
The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute. Is she cute enough to take the hard edges off of woke blowhard Rachel Ziegler? We'll see.
Whoa. She's hot. Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (CsUN+) 8
Funny enough, except for a total copout ending (that dropped the movie from an A to a B for me), I liked Soul.
It's about the only Disney animated I have liked in the 2020s era - everything else has been weak to horrid (and quite a few I've passed on, but Covid stuck homeness was real, so Soul was viewed at that holiday season)... Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (exHjb) 9
The snizz ain’t worth it.
Posted by: Prince Charming at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (u73oe) 10
LOL! Flashbacks ! that's the ticket !
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (V13WU) 11
Reruns of The Gong Show is preferable to any Disney offering…
Posted by: tubal at January 25, 2024 04:34 PM (PCK5/) 12
The Mouse is trapped.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 25, 2024 04:35 PM (lZVy/) 13
The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute. Is she cute enough to take the hard edges off of woke blowhard Rachel Ziegler? We'll see.
They could reduce Ziegler's part to an after-credits scene for Snow White II: It Ain't Happening. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 04:35 PM (aD39U) 14
Next step, remove Ziegler and make it all into "The young Snow White Story" staring Emilia Faucher.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (V13WU) 15
"Soul" didn't actually sound like a bad movie, but I didn't hear anything about it being released and as the article on Breitbart says:
"Soul might be a great movie, but normal people will never know because Disney has lost our trust and goodwill. Disney is a threat to our children. Disney is evil." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (Ki//m) 16
OAN looks a lot better than a few months ago. Don’t watch much news because sports
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:36 PM (Eeb9P) 17
Better have my money, bitch.
Posted by: Comcast at January 25, 2024 04:37 PM (aD39U) 18
Is Soul a remake of Soul Man?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:37 PM (sX1BW) 19
18 Is Soul a remake of Soul Man?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:37 PM (sX1BW) No. Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (exHjb) 20
Movie Sign!
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (Eeb9P) Posted by: Ho White at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (vFG9F) 22
Rachel Ziegler has a nice rack, but an odd sort of face.
Sorry...I objectify all of these assholes. That's all they're worth. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (gSZYf) 23
The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute.
*clicks* *blinks* Uh, well, we're all God's children and so on. Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (AA8bA) 24
Ha-Haaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Nelson Putz at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (63Dwl) 25
I think Disney got the Hulu money from the NFL.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (Eeb9P) 26
All I’m saying is the poison apple wasn’t exactly Spanish fly.
Posted by: Prince Charming at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (u73oe) 27
Ziegler is 22.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (V13WU) 28
The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute.
The Google search I did on her only returned pictures of some little girl. The link Ace provided didn't work. Anyway, another Disney thread, so I'm out for now. Let me know when you all want to refight Civil War I, or discuss the relative pulchritude of various boobettes. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (9yWhg) 29
How do you replace the lead actress in a movie?
Well, the knuckleheads at the flop factory we know as DEIsney have been wargaming how to reduce the presence of the off-putting, toxic Rachel Ziegler. Their solution? They're writing in a lot of flashback sequences in which a younger, less hostile and alienating actress places a child Snow White. Furthermore, in the modified version of Snow White, the evil witch throws Rachel Zegler into a live volcano. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (CsUN+) 30
Nothing will save that sh%t movie. Disney needs some serious change or they will go bankrupt.
Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (A5THL) 31
27 Ziegler is 22.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (V13WU) ======== Product of leftist hegemony. 2/10 Would not bang. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO) 32
Now, the wicked queen? Tiger in the sack, that one.
Posted by: Prince Charming at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (u73oe) 33
23 The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute.
*clicks* *blinks* Uh, well, we're all God's children and so on. Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2024 04:38 PM (AA8bA) ----- I didn't want to say it, but she has a harsh (?) look about her. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (JeYYB) 34
Is Soul a remake of Soul Man?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 *** "And I know That if she had me back again I would never make her sad -- I've got a heart full of soul. . . ." Posted by: The Yardbirds at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (J2vNu) 35
Zegler.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (V13WU) 36
29 Furthermore, in the modified version of Snow White, the evil witch throws Rachel Zegler into a live volcano.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 04:39 PM (CsUN+) ======= Snow White and Joe vs. the Volcano: the crossover the world has been begging for. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO) 37
>>>The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute. Is she cute enough to take the hard edges off of woke blowhard Rachel Ziegler?
==== Looks like a young Zendaya. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (JfxgE) 38
DEI appointments all, and Iger ass lickers
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (FQmDC) Posted by: Multiverse at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (aD39U) 40
What Biden and his acolytes have done to Disney and the US auto industry is a tragedy.
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (rj6Yv) 41
WTH are you talking about? She's a cute little kid.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 04:41 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (SRRAx) 43
Snow White and Joe vs. the Volcano: the crossover the world has been begging for.
I have no response to that. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: The Casting Couch at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (v0R5T) 45
Now, the wicked queen? Tiger in the sack, that one.
Posted by: Prince Charming at January 25, 2024 *** As played by Lana Parrilla on that TV series? Oh, yes. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:43 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:43 PM (JeYYB) 47
Melanie dies at 76
Melanie reached No. 1 on the Billboard with her 1971 hit song "Brand New Key." She was also widely known for other songs like "Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)", her cover of "Ruby Tuesday" by The Rolling Stones, "What Have They Done to My Song Ma", and "Will You Love Me Tomorrow". Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:43 PM (RHGPo) 48
No matter what happens, Disney won't recover in time to complete against AI.
Which is to say, in 3 years, AI movies will be indistinguishable or possibly superior to early Pixar movies. As an animation powerhouse, Disney is dead. All they have left is whatever value they can wring out of their surviving copyrights. Their stock will never recover the highs it had. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 25, 2024 04:43 PM (C2U4G) 49
Let's remember, as well, it looks like they replaced all of their
This is going to be another movie so expensive it needs to make Avatar money to make a profit. Some of these live action remakes have made a billion dollars (The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast), but it's been a little while. The most recent, The Little Mermaid, made $560 million off of a movie that was probably, at least, $300 million to make (plus marketing). Considering the theaters' takes, that movie probably lost $100 million. The whole live action remake thing is no longer the sure bet it once was. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO) 50
Disney. Disney. Oh Yeah! I remember them! They had a mouse cartoon and a TV show full of good stuff and Kurt Russell movies and things.
Well, before the sodomites showed up and took over. Now it's Cock N Balls 24/7 and other weird crapola. No thanks. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (EvkyC) 51
How do you replace the lead actress in a movie?
NEXT! Posted by: The Casting Couch ------------ There are ways. - Harvey Weinstein Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (sX1BW) 52
Insty: The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (pnDfv) 53
42 Gal Gadot is playing the Evil Queen? And she sings and dances.
Why not make a movie about her? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (SRRAx) ======= Because they already did when she was played by Charlize Theron. Snow White and the Huntsman was...pretty good. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO) 54
Usually when Disney wants to minimize the main character of their film, it's because the main character is a white guy.
Gonna be hilarious to see what they do here. Or rather, hear about afterwards, because life is too short to spend precious time wasting it watching garbage. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (fKIdX) 55
Imma start calling Nikki Haley "Clamshell". You know, for that off-white color.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (fv27Y) 56
Peltz is a savvy billionaire. He wants only two seats not the entire board -- one for him and the other for DIS's former CFO who knows where the bodies are buried. How can big money managers like Blackrock not support this given DIS's horrific performance.
Musical chairs. There are 13 board seats and 15 running. If Iger isn't in the top 13 he'll be off the board. He'll still be CEO per conract but that'd send a message. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (Gse2f) 57
43 Snow White and Joe vs. the Volcano: the crossover the world has been begging for.
I have no response to that. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 04:42 PM (CsUN+) ======= Meg Ryan as a redhead > Meg Ryan as a blonde Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic . . . at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (4Winp) 59
Dizney just gone to heck.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (w34GY) 60
Heh, I enjoyed Disney's Kurt Russell era.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (JeYYB) Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (cCzQt) 62
All these years of Disney doing adaptations of the old classic fairy tales, and they have never done Little Red Riding Hood or Hansel and Gretel. Or The Seven Swans.
It has always made me wonder why not? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (SRRAx) 63
58 How do you replace the lead actress in a movie?
This is the 21st Century … AI. Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic . . . at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (4Winp) ========= Christopher Plummer died too early. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO) 64
It seems with with the Ukraine mess and Gaza problem and corrupt politicians in DC everything is going to hell. But, at the same time stories like this about Iger maybe getting the boot, MSM laying off droves of people and what Texas is doing at the border makes it seem everything is going in the right direction.
Definitely living in interesting times. Posted by: Lancelot_link at January 25, 2024 04:46 PM (uxAXv) 65
The Snow White actress is not cute at all. The idea that a goddess like Gadot would be jealous, by the story, requires disbelief.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 04:46 PM (cf/0E) 66
There was no need to make Snow White the movie. NONE. Other than to bastardize the story and make some kind of Woke troll out of it.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:46 PM (V13WU) Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:46 PM (sX1BW) 68
Snow White and the Huntsman was...pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO) ----- I liked that movie even though it had that actress who has only 1 or 2 expressions. I can't remember her name because I'm not a fag. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (JeYYB) 69
Melanie reached No. 1 on the Billboard with her 1971 hit song "Brand New Key." She was also widely known for other songs like "Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)", her cover of "Ruby Tuesday" by The Rolling Stones, "What Have They Done to My Song Ma", and "Will You Love Me Tomorrow".
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 *** My local '80s oldies station plays classic American Top 40 radio episodes. Last Saturday's was from January 1980, and Casey Kasem gave out an update on what Melanie had been doing since the mid-'70s. Again, that was from 1980, when she would have been about 32. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (J2vNu) 70
If I believed in conspiracies, I'd say that somebody is trying to buy Disney on the cheap after having Iger drive the price into the cellar.
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (ZLI7S) 72
How do you replace the lead actress in a movie?
Their solution? They're writing in a lot of flashback sequences in which a younger, less hostile and alienating actress places a child Snow White. This is similar to the Captain Marvel to Marvels solution. Add more leads to the film, so the original toxic lead still gets to PRETEND to be the lead (and not bitch too much) while hopefully diluting her negative impact on the audience and box office. As with The Marvels, I don't think it will save the film. No normal family trusts Disney anymore, and the Wokies will view this as a betrayal of important progressive values. They're adding a white bitch to the movie to dilute the part of a strong Latina!?!?! Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (JCZqz) 73
They should make Prince Charming a tranny and the evil stepmom a drag queen. In the end, they all hook up and Snow White ends up getting her head shit on while in a threesome.
Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (vFG9F) 74
Is there really a market for even a traditional live-action version of Snow White?
Posted by: This IP seems like old news to me at January 25, 2024 04:48 PM (L81HX) 75
68 I liked that movie even though it had that actress who has only 1 or 2 expressions. I can't remember her name because I'm not a fag.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (JeYYB) ======== *knows answer off top of head* *pauses* She's Twilight. *thinks pulled it off* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO) 76
Little Boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little gold head. Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares! Christopher Robin is saying his prayers Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (RHGPo) 77
66 There was no need to make Snow White the movie. NONE. Other than to bastardize the story and make some kind of Woke troll out of it.
there was never any need for ANY of these supposedly-live-action-but-actually-CGI crapfests Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (AcWfM) 78
More like Snizzney, amirite?
Posted by: Prince Charming at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (u73oe) 79
Gal Gadot is playing the Evil Queen? And she sings and dances.
Gal you might want to show yer tits this time, you're not getting any younger. Posted by: The Casting Couch at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (v0R5T) 80
Shit canning the R primaries gives cover to the Donk plan. I say hold them all and make Trump talk!
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (Eeb9P) 81
WDW_Pro says that the "Snow White" which is depicted in the film as it currently stands is of a "socialist revolutionary" leading a political revolution against... well I'm going to assume the Patriarchy, but I don't know.
------------- Out: Prince Charming. In: Prince Harming. Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (cCzQt) 82
Spielberg discovered Ziegler for West Side Story. She looked twelve. Despite their being no end of woman-child hot Hispanic actresses. Think a young Jessica Alba
Now she looks like she's 13. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (Gse2f) 83
Last night I started binge watching old episodes of Match Game '73. It is far and away better than anything Disney has done in the last 20 years.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (cRrcX) 84
74 Is there really a market for even a traditional live-action version of Snow White?
Posted by: This IP seems like old news to me at January 25, 2024 04:48 PM (L81HX) ======= Maleficent's sequel made almost half a billion dollars. The first was the remake of Sleeping Beauty from the bad girl's perspective (she was bad because a man cut off her wings...man bad). It's budget wasn't terribly high, so it might have broken even, probably why there wasn't a third. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO) 85
Too little, too late.
Burn, Mouse. PS: I just emailed my governor to get up off his *ss and support Abbott. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (Rbu5d) 86
But, at the same time stories like this about Iger maybe getting the boot, MSM laying off droves of people and what Texas is doing at the border makes it seem everything is going in the right direction.
.. yeah, I'm sure Joe Biden's staff is just thrilled Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (RHGPo) 87
They should make Prince Charming a tranny and the evil stepmom a drag queen. In the end, they all hook up and Snow White ends up getting her head shit on while in a threesome.
Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (vFG9F) Ja ja! Posted by: Germany at January 25, 2024 04:51 PM (v0R5T) 88
74 Is there really a market for even a traditional live-action version of Snow White?
Angel studios is about to find out I still have somewhere around here an old binder of ancient (base) fairy tales from a class I had a million years ago ... they are incredibly interesting. any one of them would make a really good movie OR you could even do Hans Christian Anderson, but don't mess with the endings (Disney you asshats!) .. actually Pixar did a nice job with The Little Match Girl ages ago and didn't change it. Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 04:51 PM (AcWfM) 89
Fundraising at the RNC must be really bad.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 04:51 PM (bn3/b) Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic . . . at January 25, 2024 04:51 PM (4Winp) 91
83 Last night I started binge watching old episodes of Match Game '73. It is far and away better than anything Disney has done in the last 20 years.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (cRrcX) That would be fun! We've just started in on the old Bob Newhart (the 70's series). I only wish the production values were a bit better. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2024 04:52 PM (T+Iwg) 92
AUdit the RNC!
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:52 PM (V13WU) 93
77 66 There was no need to make Snow White the movie. NONE. Other than to bastardize the story and make some kind of Woke troll out of it.
there was never any need for ANY of these supposedly-live-action-but-actually-CGI crapfests Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (AcWfM) ======== Oh, there were reasons. They were that people paid money to see them and they made the company billions of dollars over the past decade. Anyone remember what the first one was? Kenneth Branaugh's Cinderella. Anyway, there were no ARTISTIC reasons. Even the changes end up being half-assed and poor excuses to remaking something. I'm not opposed to remakes in general (The Departed > Infernal Affairs), but there does need to be something materially different about the new one, and I don't think live action of the same stuff is reason enough. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO) 94
No, seriously, audit the RNC.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:53 PM (V13WU) 95
82 Spielberg discovered Ziegler for West Side Story. She looked twelve. Despite their being no end of woman-child hot Hispanic actresses. Think a young Jessica Alba
Now she looks like she's 13. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (Gse2f) ======= She was a YouTube star, and I think the hope was to turn her stardom there into box office success. It didn't work. West Side Story bombed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO) 96
"Remember the Magic" was the theme when I last when to Disney World
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:53 PM (RHGPo) 97
PS: I just emailed my governor to get up off his *ss and support Abbott.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 04:50 PM (Rbu5d) I would ask Shapiro, but then I would have 5 different SWAT teams at my house. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (R4t5M) 98
They should just deep 6 this crappy movie
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (n2vyf) Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (vFG9F) 100
Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Not a Trumpeto, but the parties are private corporations, so... free trade UBER ALLES~! Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (IG4Id) 101
They are remaking Road House ....with Jake Gylenhall in the Patrick Swayze role
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (FQmDC) 102
I'm a little surprised and disappointed they didn't hire a boy actor who transitions into Snow White. That would have saved this epic disaster.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (JojsZ) 103
Shit canning the R primaries gives cover to the Donk plan. I say hold them all and make Trump talk!
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:49 PM (Eeb9P) They are doing this because they don't want trump to romp through the other primaries. That will allow him to go into the general election with a lot more momentum. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (N8WbB) 104
What does Ziegler care? Sure, she'll be radioactive after her behavior and her box office disaster, but she got fuck you money for being somewhat dark skinned and blowing some old white dudes.
She's the real winner here. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (0FoWg) 105
Must be bad. The GOPe needs D money to keep their part in the kabuki two step going
Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (Eeb9P) 106
there does need to be something materially different about the new one
--------------- Like giving Snow White a dick? - Disney Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (sX1BW) 107
The new actress, Emilia Faucher, is cute. Is she cute enough to take the hard edges off of woke blowhard Rachel Ziegler?
--------- Considering Disney's present reputation, I'm surprised it wasn't Greta Thuneberg. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (BdMk6) 108
They should just deep 6 this crappy movie
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (n2vyf) This. There is no right way to do the wrong thing. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2024 04:55 PM (N8WbB) 109
Anyone remember what the first one was? Kenneth Branaugh's Cinderella.
== Was not the first one. 101 Dalmatians was. Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:56 PM (V13WU) 110
A long way from the Fred MacMurray flubber movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 04:56 PM (63Dwl) 111
DEI-sney is also rerelease Turning Red as well. You know the one about a panda having its first period and all the comedy that ensues? Yeah, that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 04:56 PM (IG4Id) 112
I'm still surprised at how many so-called Republican parents still want to bring their kids to Disney World and to Disney movies. It is my litmus test as to whether I interact with them at all. You support Disney? Go fuck yourselves.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (eYF7X) 113
Quick, but her in Star Wars!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (xcxpd) 114
So what is the point of making Snow White Snow Brown ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (n2vyf) 115
Rachel Zeigler fumbled the bag.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (rJ48h) 116
Because nobody wanted to see another version of "West Side Story" to make it more woke. The first version was fine except for the dubbed in singing, which most people didn't care about anyway, because they liked Natalie Wood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (Ki//m) 117
The Jungle Books was also adapted even before 101 Dalmatians, but no one watched it so it does not count.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (V13WU) 118
>>Must be bad. The GOPe needs D money to keep their part in the kabuki two step going
They won't use their own coffers on a bet they think is bad. They WILL use anyone else's though. Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (mdhFC) 119
109 Anyone remember what the first one was? Kenneth Branaugh's Cinderella.
== Was not the first one. 101 Dalmatians was. Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:56 PM (V13WU) ======== True, Glenn Close's 101 Dalmatians came first in 1996, but it did not ignite the current movement. That was Cinderella. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO) 120
Lady and the Tramp remake wouldn't be a dog story.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (bn3/b) 121
111 DEI-sney is also rerelease Turning Red as well. You know the one about a panda having its first period and all the comedy that ensues? Yeah, that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 04:56 PM (IG4Id) At least that panda was allowed to go through puberty Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (n2vyf) 122
On Friday, Soul grossed a measly $99 per theater.
------------- Further proof that the country is systemically racist. "What do we want?!?!?!" "Reparations for DEIsney!" "When do we want them?!?!?!" " Now!" Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (cCzQt) Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (mdhFC) 124
113 Quick, but her in Star Wars!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (xcxpd) ======= I think Kennedy's model is to find a student film she made in high school and then gush over it before signing her to a $300 million film that will release in 5 years, promise. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO) 125
Biden Dispatches CIA Director To Negotiate Major Gaza Ceasefire Deal
... Biden can't stop Houthis as Austin can't get it up Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (RHGPo) 126
104 What does Ziegler care? Sure, she'll be radioactive after her behavior and her box office disaster, but she got fuck you money for being somewhat dark skinned and blowing some old white dudes.
She's the real winner here. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (0FoWg) She's also got a pretty huge ego, so having your only high profile gig be universally derided as terrible affects your image, which is the one thing money can't buy. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (fKIdX) 127
True, Glenn Close's 101 Dalmatians came first in 1996, but it did not ignite the current movement. That was Cinderella.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO) you were wrong , just admit it Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (V13WU) 128
How Iger in control if he and his supporters barely own any stock?
Who voted their shares to put his supporters on the board, other than, you know, his supporters. Unless we're talking ESG shenanigans orchestrated by the SEC? As in, you have to have non-white lesbians on the board to satisfy SEC requirements. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (GD2xa) 129
120 Lady and the Tramp remake wouldn't be a dog story.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (bn3/b) ======== They did remake that one. It went straight to Disney+. Reportedly cost $60 million, and just dumped on a streaming service. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO) 130
>>So what is the point of making Snow White Snow Brown ?
If they just floated the idea that it would help sell more merchandise, it would be fine. But it's not about serving their investors. Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (mdhFC) 131
Lady and the Tramp remake wouldn't be a dog story.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM Furries. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (Wnv9h) 132
but she got fuck you money for being somewhat dark skinned and blowing some old white dudes.
She's the real winner here. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 04:54 PM (0FoWg) Uh...do you know how blow jobs work? Posted by: old white dudes at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (gSZYf) 133
127 True, Glenn Close's 101 Dalmatians came first in 1996, but it did not ignite the current movement. That was Cinderella.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO) you were wrong , just admit it Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (V13WU) ======== I did say true. You seem fun. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO) 134
On Friday, Soul grossed a measly $99 per theater.
At $15 a ticket, that's only 6-7 people PER DAY. I guess finding a seat wasn't a big problem. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (CsUN+) 135
Tim Burton is making something important...but I forgot what it is ....
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (V13WU) 136
Funny how the same people who ruined Disney -- who keep getting the formula EXACTLY WRONG, every single time -- couldn't figure out why Top Gun: Maverick was such a runaway hit, and only thought it would serve as a renaissance of moviegoing that would boost their flagging sales.
There's insanity (doing the same thing, expecting yada yada), and there's psychopathic, straightjacket, lobotomies and pharmacy cocktails lunacy. How is Disney even still a business at this point? Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (0Id0S) 137
The golden age of Disney was the 50s and early 60s. They started going downhill in the 7s.
Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (A5THL) 138
134 On Friday, Soul grossed a measly $99 per theater.
I saw it when it came out and thought it was meh Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (n2vyf) 139
The US Has The Biggest Govt In The History Of The World... By A Very Wide Margin
...no way that our politicians will ever agree to reduce the size of the federal government to an appropriate size... so we are stuck with this system until the day when it finally collapses... They already can't punch their way out of a brown paper bag Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (RHGPo) 140
The Failure Factory has another toilet bowl filling turd in production: Captain American 4. Apparently it is so cocked up that extensive reshoots are happening. The magic here is the reshoots are being done without a script which has triggered Captain America aka The Falcon aka Anthony Mackie to have heated on set fights with the director.
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (LowZZ) 141
I'm hoping Lizzo will play me in the remake.
Posted by: The Great Brown Whale at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (vFG9F) 142
No normal family trusts Disney anymore, and the Wokies will view this as a betrayal of important progressive values. They're adding a white bitch to the movie to dilute the part of a strong Latina!?!?!
Posted by: Moron Analyst I just double checked, and Emelia Faucher's mom is Mexican, so she get Latina credit! Catastrophe averted! Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (JCZqz) 143
136 Funny how the same people who ruined Disney -- who keep getting the formula EXACTLY WRONG, every single time -- couldn't figure out why Top Gun: Maverick was such a runaway hit, and only thought it would serve as a renaissance of moviegoing that would boost their flagging sales.
There's insanity (doing the same thing, expecting yada yada), and there's psychopathic, straightjacket, lobotomies and pharmacy cocktails lunacy. How is Disney even still a business at this point? Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (0Id0S) ======== Hollywood chooses what lessons to learn. They have to be easily digestible and in alignment with their current prejudices. Otherwise, there's no explanation and they just move on. The only lesson to learn from Top Gun is that legacy sequels with movie stars can still work. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (GBKbO) 144
Former President Donald Trump has canceled his Friday visit to Arizona, which was intended to help raise money for the state Republican Party, which is now in turmoil following the abrupt resignation on Wednesday of its chair, Jeff DeWit. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (63Dwl) 145
There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (ZLI7S) 146
Everyone, the Trump v. DeSantis wars are over. Can we all just cool it a bit with the hysterics. Everyone who disagrees with you isn't your mortal enemy.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (CsUN+) 147
It'll still suck worse than any Kurt Russell Disney flick.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (gxokI) 148
You know, I'm coming around to an idea - DEI doesn't cause companies to fail, the embrace of DEI is a symptom of the fact they are already failing. Because with DEI, when your film loses money, you can still chalk it up to a DEI win or blame someone else (toxic fans). You get to keep right on failing. DEI is a way for mediocrities to keep being mediocrities to subvert merit-based pay and performance expectations.
Hollywood is positively starved for good directors and writer. Does someone actually think that they give a rat's ass whether they are minorities or women? Sheesh- I watched John Singleton movies in the 1980s. He wrote and directed Boyz in the Hood, and was nominated for an Oscar, at the age of 24. There was no issue with minority directors' writers or actors then, 35 years ago. But about five years ago this became a huge issue - it's idiotic. Posted by: Garbled memo at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (8E/8X) 149
Denver Health At "Critical Point" As 8,000 Migrants Make 20,000 Emergency Visits
The Denver hospital system is turning away local residents because it is flooded with migrant visits. Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (RHGPo) 150
On Friday, Soul grossed a measly $99 per theater.
At $15 a ticket, that's only 6-7 people PER DAY. I guess finding a seat wasn't a big problem. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (CsUN+) And yet some asshole would have sat right next to me. One of numerous reasons I hate theaters. Yrrch!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (T/Lqj) 151
I've been watching Disney's, The Swamp Fox, on YouTube. A very good series even if you can tell it was filmed in California. Leslie Nielsen plays the Swamp Fox but all I can see Lt. Frank Drebin.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (5FnZt) 152
145 There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (ZLI7S) ======== I see this as more of a SCOTUS problem, to be honest. If the 5-4 vote on the injunction question had gone the other way, this wouldn't be happening. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (mdhFC) 154
Reruns of The Gong Show is preferable to any Disney offering…
Posted by: tubal ___________ They should bring that back. I'd give it a watch. But using a gong is probably somehow racist now. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (Dm8we) 155
Zeigler has publicly said she wants to be a Star Wars project
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (FQmDC) 156
145 There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw I suggest Seppuku Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (RHGPo) 157
"Former President Donald Trump has canceled his Friday visit to Arizona, which was intended to help raise money for the state Republican Party, which is now in turmoil following the abrupt resignation on Wednesday of its chair, Jeff DeWit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. " Is this a good thing for Arizona? Will something better rise from the chaos? Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 05:04 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:04 PM (CsUN+) 159
>>There is no good way out of this for Biden.
Any direction he chooses, there are going to be stairs in his way. Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (mdhFC) 160
146 Everyone, the Trump v. DeSantis wars are over. Can we all just cool it a bit with the hysterics. Everyone who disagrees with you isn't your mortal enemy.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (CsUN+) ======= YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (GBKbO) 161
145 There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw I suggest having Hunter Biden shoot his father and claim that he had no idea what his father was doing, but owed it to the country to end the mess Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (RHGPo) 162
You guys are going to make Rachel cry if you keep spelling her name wrong.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (AA8bA) Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (VMFAF) 164
Leslie Nielsen plays the Swamp Fox but all I can see Lt. Frank Drebin.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (5FnZt) --- It's interesting seeing him in old TV movies and such where he is all serious. *jostles TV* Be! Moar! Funny! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (T/Lqj) 165
There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (ZLI7S) You mean Kalorama and SCOTUS, don't you? Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 05:05 PM (BdMk6) 166
Twenty minutes until I can head out. Not home; I'm attending a meeting of the tenants' rights association at 5:00. This is the group that's assisting us in (a) finding out what is going to happen to the apartment complex and (b) getting the "management" to make actual repairs. Neither track has made much progress. Maybe, like last time, the guy running this will order in some pizzas, and I can take a few slices, or an entire box, home with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (J2vNu) 167
...no way that our politicians will ever agree to reduce the size of the federal government to an appropriate size... so we are stuck with this system until the day when it finally collapses...
That's why Communism works! We all become part of the government, so we all work together to make it work! The system is only at risk of collapse because you MAGAts keep trying to tear it down. We can always tax the rich more or print more money to pay everyone, so that's not an issue. Posted by: AOC at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (QGRvm) 168
>>I see this as more of a SCOTUS problem, to be honest.
>>If the 5-4 vote on the injunction question had gone the other way, this wouldn't be happening. Ironically, that seems to be working to our advantage. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (ZLI7S) 169
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They picked Leslie Neilsen for Airplane because he was so known for serious roles
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (FQmDC) 171
140 The Failure Factory has another toilet bowl filling turd in production: Captain American 4. Apparently it is so cocked up that extensive reshoots are happening. The magic here is the reshoots are being done without a script which has triggered Captain America aka The Falcon aka Anthony Mackie to have heated on set fights with the director.
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:01 PM (LowZZ) Steve Rogers is Captain America. The Falcon is The Falcon. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (xcxpd) 172
Uh...do you know how blow jobs work?
Posted by: old white dudes at January 25, 2024 05:00 PM (gSZYf) Yeah. They aren't supposed to cost $300m. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 05:06 PM (0FoWg) 173
>>Is this a good thing for Arizona?
I don't know but, will someone please stop Wendy Rogers from e-begging for my $$. MAKE IT STOP ! Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (eYF7X) 174
161 145 There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw Good... On another note did Turtle McConnell actually blame Trump for the border bill not getting a vote ? Isn't it more the people not wanting it ? Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (n2vyf) 175
128 How Iger in control if he and his supporters barely own any stock?
Who voted their shares to put his supporters on the board, other than, you know, his supporters. Unless we're talking ESG shenanigans orchestrated by the SEC? As in, you have to have non-white lesbians on the board to satisfy SEC requirements. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (GD2xa) Vanguard Black Rock Schwab JP Morgan Name your retirement/pension fund... Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (exHjb) 176
I could come for a visit
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (RHGPo) 177
145 >>>There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. But Biden is the Disney of politics. He will learn nothing from the absolute maelstrom of truth assaulting his lean-to hut of ideological reality. Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (0Id0S) 178
Leslie Nielsen plays the Swamp Fox but all I can see Lt. Frank Drebin.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 --- It's interesting seeing him in old TV movies and such where he is all serious. *jostles TV* Be! Moar! Funny! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 *** The comedy stuff came much later, after Airplane! Remember, he was the proto-James Kirk starship captain in Forbidden Planet, and was great. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (Cus5s) 180
Is there a list of the states?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (cRrcX) 181
Would it be cost-prohibitive to just use AI for the character?
Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (njExo) 182
She was a YouTube star, and I think the hope was to turn her stardom there into box office success.
It didn't work. West Side Story bombed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO) Ziggy can't be blamed for that. One, they turned the movie into a hate America movie. Two, they alienated what? 90% of all movie goers by having the PR dialogues in Spanish with no subtitles!!! Brilliant!!! Good job all around a-holes. Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (nFnyb) 183
Leslie Nielsen plays the Swamp Fox but all I can see Lt. Frank Drebin.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (5FnZt) --- It's interesting seeing him in old TV movies and such where he is all serious. *jostles TV* Be! Moar! Funny! Posted by: Pug Mahon I saw him on "Wagon Train" yesterday. At the end the Noble Savages burned him at the stake. Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (vFG9F) 184
I think this is a prelude to shitcanning the whole sordid fetid Blow Blight mess. Ziegler can go blow hobos at train station.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (WbXsr) 185
***
The comedy stuff came much later, after Airplane! Remember, he was the proto-James Kirk starship captain in Forbidden Planet, and was great. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (J2vNu) Also the ship's captain in The Poseidon Adventure. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (T+Iwg) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (mdhFC) 187
But using a gong is probably somehow racist now. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (Dm8we) ------------ Even by Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (9XOwt) 188
124 113 Quick, put her in Star Wars!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 04:57 PM (xcxpd) ======= I think Kennedy's model is to find a student film she made in high school and then gush over it before signing her to a $300 million film that will release in 5 years, promise. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO) The only good thing about Kathleen Kennedy's current employment is that she only seems to have the power to announce movies now. She can't get them funded and made anymore. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (xcxpd) 189
Snow Tan - the Early Years- will also feature seven CGI-generated young mythical creatures.
Prince Charmin hooks up with the Evil Queen Fanny. Expected to gross $10mil in its opening weekend. _____ Seriously, whenever I see the box office on any of these flops, I have to wonder, who are these suckers? Posted by: mindful webworker - high ho high ho it's off to tweak we go at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (f2WWH) 190
>>Good... On another note did Turtle McConnell actually blame Trump for the border bill not getting a vote ? Isn't it more the people not wanting it ?
Yes and yes. Mitch is trying to throw Trump under the bus for his own failure. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (ZLI7S) 191
Zeigler has publicly said she wants to be a Star Wars project
Jar Jar Binks? Posted by: Archimedes _________ Darth Teefus. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (Dm8we) 192
The Ham and Eggers give each other big bonus' too.
It's a thing among the elites because it's not their money. Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (qkyXi) 193
NASA’s history-making Ingenuity Mars Helicopter has ended its mission at the Red Planet after surpassing expectations and making dozens more flights than planned. While the helicopter remains upright and in communication with ground controllers, imagery of its Jan. 18 flight sent to Earth this week indicates one or more of its rotor blades sustained damage during landing and it is no longer capable of flight.
Sad. Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (RHGPo) 194
>>But using a gong is probably somehow racist now.
I read that as Bong. And I was going to say, there is no way JackStraw is a Racist. Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (mdhFC) 195
Apparently it is so cocked up that extensive reshoots are happening.
I understand. When the Viagra is working, I get so cocked up Chasten and I can perform multiple reshoots, too. Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (QGRvm) 196
The Snow White movie should be dumped. But, laughably, Disney probably locked-in tie-in deals for toys and promotions. They have to make the movie. AND make it with Zeigler.
I bet they already have begun the design and manufacture of Zeigler White(tm) dolls and cereal boxes. Maybe that's why Hasbro laid off its workforce. They know there will be no Disney revenue, so bye bye employees. Zeigler White(tm) isn't a character, but a color just brown enough to not be white. Posted by: Jake Speed at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (Vu1jV) 197
62 All these years of Disney doing adaptations of the old classic fairy tales, and they have never done Little Red Riding Hood or Hansel and Gretel. Or The Seven Swans.
It has always made me wonder why not? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 25, 2024 04:45 PM (SRRAx) They must be DC properties.../s Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 05:11 PM (Rbu5d) 198
Leslie Nielsen plays the Swamp Fox but all I can see Lt. Frank Drebin. Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024
Nielson starred in a police drama tv series back in the late 50s or early 60s, and that image got burned into my brain. I've never been able to appreciate his comic characters. My loss, of course. Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 05:11 PM (njExo) 199
The Seven Dwarves and the Squatter
A story of how seven miners were dominated and abused by a woman who forced herself into their home, and stole what they had, and who they could never get rid of. it is also the official video for Rammstein's Sonne Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (D7oie) 200
one or more of its rotor blades sustained damage during landing and it is no longer capable of flight.
I guess it's time to activate its self-destruct mechanism. Posted by: Every sci-fi movie ever at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (QGRvm) 201
United Auto Workers (UAW) President Shawn Fain said “a great majority” of American union workers in the auto industry “will not vote for” President Joe Biden against presumptive Republican presidential nominee former President Donald Trump.
The majority of our members are going to vote with their paychecks, they’re going to vote for an economy that works for them, they’re going to vote for a president — when you look at these two presidents, the choice is very clear about which one stands up with the working class and stands up with labor and which one stands with the billionaire class and that’s his base. Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (RHGPo) 202
190 >>Good... On another note did Turtle McConnell actually blame Trump for the border bill not getting a vote ? Isn't it more the people not wanting it ?
Yes and yes. Mitch is trying to throw Trump under the bus for his own failure. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (ZLI7S) Trying to save Lankford from getting primaried...won't work...people will have long memories til 2026... Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (exHjb) 203
>>And I was going to say, there is no way JackStraw is a Racist.
It's true. I hate without concern for race, color or creed. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (ZLI7S) 204
this is a map of the 25 states http://tinyurl.com/4246ftna Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM I wonder what the EV count is of the states... so far, as I assume it is not over. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (nIvob) 205
The comedy stuff came much later, after Airplane! Remember, he was the proto-James Kirk starship captain in Forbidden Planet, and was great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:07 PM (J2vNu) Also the ship's captain in The Poseidon Adventure. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2024 05:09 PM (T+Iwg) Can't we all just get BEYOND the Poseidon Adventure? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (T/Lqj) 207
147 >>It'll still suck worse than any Kurt Russell Disney flick.
I was always sorely disappointed when The Magical World of Disney came on tv, and -- expecting Pinocchio or Peter Pan or some other famous animated movie, they'd run The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes or one of those insipid Witch Mountain movies. Total gyp. Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (0Id0S) 208
152 145 There are now 25 states standing in support of Texas.
There is no good way out of this for Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (ZLI7S) ======== I see this as more of a SCOTUS problem, to be honest. If the 5-4 vote on the injunction question had gone the other way, this wouldn't be happening. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 25, 2024 05:03 PM (GBKbO) Yup. Coney and Roberts just can't seem to...well, do their jobs. You know, make straight up decisions reference the actual word of the Constitution. They are the "weak men" who cause hard times. As Rudy the Kip said. Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (nFnyb) 209
An Amish family had their horse and buggy stolen while they shopped at a Michigan Walmart, police say. The theft took place on Saturday at approximately 5:30 p.m. in the town of Sturgis, Michigan.
... bet they don't vote for Biden Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (RHGPo) 210
200 one or more of its rotor blades sustained damage during landing and it is no longer capable of flight.
I guess it's time to activate its self-destruct mechanism. Posted by: Every sci-fi movie ever at January 25, 2024 05:12 PM (QGRvm) Hey, what am I? Chopped potatoes?? I'll fix it! Posted by: MATT DAMON, Martian at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (T+Iwg) 211
it is also the official video for Rammstein's Sonne
Posted by: Kindltot It's a great video. Rammstein in general has great videos. http://tinyurl.com/3k2jn9mm Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (QGRvm) 212
Nielson starred in a police drama tv series back in the late 50s or early 60s, and that image got burned into my brain. I've never been able to appreciate his comic characters. My loss, of course.
Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 *** What series was that? Not 87th Precinct -- he wasn't in that. The lead was Robert "Gary Seven" Lansing. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (J2vNu) 213
this is a map of the 25 states
http://tinyurl.com/4246ftna Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (Cus5s) Ship the illegals to the non-red states. Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (llS7k) 214
>>I guess it's time to activate its self-destruct mechanism.
There will be a lot of smoke - Jim Phelps Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (eYF7X) 215
For those wishing for the return of the Gong Show - here you are as a courtesy: http://tinyurl.com/44f48j7x
Posted by: Jake Speed at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (Vu1jV) 216
Can't we all just get BEYOND the Poseidon Adventure?
Go to your room. You know what you've done. Posted by: More argle, less bargle at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (L81HX) 217
Watching MSDNC blather on about Trump and the Nut Slut trial. The talking heads are fantastic actors. Somehow they manage to keep a straight face while making shit up about how credible the Nut Slut has been through out the trial.
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (LowZZ) 218
A California woman who fatally stabbed her boyfriend more than 100 times during what prosecutors called a "cannabis-induced" psychosis has been spared prison time, a judge ruled on Tuesday. The decision drew sobs of relief from the woman and a rebuke from the victim's father. Bryn Spejcher, 32, was sentenced Tuesday to two years of probation, according to Ventura County Superior Court records.
.. that was the 108 stabbings story .. two years probation Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (RHGPo) 219
An Amish family had their horse and buggy stolen while they shopped at a Michigan Walmart, police say.
I guess stealing a horse and buggy is easier than stealing a car with a manual transmission. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (QGRvm) 220
Are you shitting me? They are going to carve out a lot of the lead actress and add a bunch of flashbacks that weren't in the script. Why not shelf it altogether instead? Warner Bros. Discover had the guts to cancel Batgirl.
Posted by: Al in St. Louis at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (XU3QZ) 221
So, they redid Mr and Mrs Smith... original was fun spy movie... now... Black male and Asian Female.
Reacher... turned from Loner Sigma, to Team Leader... with stronk Females surrounding him... Oh, and they are 'reimagining' the Wizard of Oz... for the 34th time... And gonna remake Highlander... Oh, and there's a new Zoro series out... and just from the Ads, stronk female warriors abound... I got a novel idea... how about coming up with YOUR OWN ORIGINAL STORIES instead of rewriting Classics... ie trying to glom onto their greatness, to get some success. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (xaFKb) 222
Zeigler White(tm) isn't a character, but a color just brown enough to not be white.
Posted by: Jake Speed at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (Vu1jV) ----------- Soon to be a new Crayon, too! Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (cCzQt) 223
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM
The guilty verdict was already written and millions more for the old slut Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (n2vyf) 224
Ok, I missed a few days and suddenly DU is al over threads & for the life of me can't figure it out.
Someone please help a lurker? Posted by: Biblio at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (JnZuJ) 225
Henry Cavill Highlander might be good.
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (FQmDC) 226
Wow! Kinda shocked Indiana stepped up. Holcomb is a globalist stooge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (cRrcX) 227
this is a map of the 25 states
http://tinyurl.com/4246ftna Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (Cus5s) Ship the illegals to the non-red states. Posted by: LASue I am going to hang a Texas flag outside my house in New Mexico. I am anticipating the State Police will show up about 20 minutes later. Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (LowZZ) 228
Everyone, the Trump v. DeSantis wars are over. Can we all just cool it a bit with the hysterics. Everyone who disagrees with you isn't your mortal enemy.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:02 PM (CsUN+) You mean I can't drink their blood from their skulls and eat their livers? dammit, I got new pans and everything. Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (D7oie) 229
One of the secondary unintended consequences I have been bitching about since the 90s and the Greenspan Put days is that all the cash pumping into the economy results in a weird distortion.
Most exec compensation is determined by performance. This is done in two ways, first with metrics or goals that result in bonuses of cash or options, second in the options themselves. If share price goes down, they are worthless. If the exec does not deliver for the owners of the company - the shareholders - they get worthless options. They generally have to be held for a certain number of years to vest, so share price has to rise long term, not just a bump for a couple quarters. But with constant QE, shares always go up! Sounds great but it cuts the downside off of bad performance. Execs negotiate the metrics that trigger options and so that is easily manipulated by old boys club of back scratching to make sure the metrics are always met, but options are different. (Of course, this is more complicated in most cases but I am describing a general problem) I think this lack of downside has had a really bad effect on a lot of companies. Posted by: Confused in Blighty at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (lpvLE) 230
.. that was the 108 stabbings story .. two years probation
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (RHGPo) But 7 to 14 years for parading in the Capital. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb) 231
Watching MSDNC blather on about Trump and the Nut Slut trial. The talking heads are fantastic actors. Somehow they manage to keep a straight face while making shit up about how credible the Nut Slut has been through out the trial.
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM Check out the DU Fani Appreciation thread that Ace posted in the Fani thread. Talk about drinking the cool-aid Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (5FnZt) 232
Big donors ditch Nikki Haley: Billionaire LinkedIn founder and metal magnate tell Trump's last standing rival it's time to leave the race in another bleak sign for the South Carolina governor
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (RHGPo) 233
"I guess stealing a horse and buggy is easier than stealing a car with a manual transmission.
Posted by: Moron Analyst " The horses might have known the way home and took them there. Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (vFG9F) 234
225 Henry Cavill Highlander might be good.
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (FQmDC) Sure seem to be a lot of immortals coming from one little area of Scotland though... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (xaFKb) 235
Ship the illegals to the non-red states.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (llS7k) Nope. Red states need to ship them back to Mehico. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (BdMk6) 236
But 7 to 14 years for parading in the Capital.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb) Worse than that. Trying to protect a woman who was being beaten to death by a black female capital cop.... Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (n2vyf) 237
*crosses Kansas off the list of places to move to*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (T/Lqj) 238
Doomcocks latest vid says Cap America with Anthony Mackie is doing reshoots with no script and Mackie had a meltdown. There no thinking the movie might not be released. Ha ha
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (O8bOp) 239
The New Breed was his police show
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (FQmDC) 240
Oh, and they are 'reimagining' the Wizard of Oz... for the 34th time...
---------- They can reuse "The Wiz" title if it's about a bunch of illegal alien homeless in the Streets of San Francisco. Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (cCzQt) 241
34 Is Soul a remake of Soul Man?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 25, 2024 *** "And I know That if she had me back again I would never make her sad -- I've got a heart full of soul. . . ." Posted by: The Yardbirds at January 25, 2024 04:40 PM (J2vNu) ---- Oooo, I love that song - 1965. I can remember where I was when I heard that. Posted by: Ciampino - A Stir Of Memories at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (qfLjt) 242
Reducing Ziegler's role? Snow White just won't be the same without Dopey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (lAHqw) 243
Too bad hanging is no longer an option for horse thieves
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (bn3/b) 244
Megadonors to Drop Nikki Haley Before South Carolina Primary
FEC announces 2023-2024 campaign cycle contribution limits During the current two-year election cycle the limit for contributions by individuals to federal candidates for President, the U.S. Senate and the U.S. House of Representatives will increase to $3,300 per election. ... just how do these folks get to donate unlimited amounts of money ? The FEC is a farce Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:20 PM (RHGPo) 245
224 Ok, I missed a few days and suddenly DU is al over threads & for the life of me can't figure it out.
Someone please help a lurker? Posted by: Biblio I usually post excerpts from DU for us all to point and laugh at. Ace has been posting a lot about the Fani Willis thing, and DU had an extra Kool-Aidy post about her that I recommended to him, and he linked. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 25, 2024 05:20 PM (JCZqz) 246
Price of crude has gone up again. Good, people are sick of paying so much at the pumps. Let it last until November. Bring the pain.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 05:20 PM (eYF7X) 247
Here's a picture of Ziggy without make-up.
http://tinyurl.com/3zw8vf7n Her real future is in PIXAR insect cartoons. Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2024 05:20 PM (nFnyb) 248
230 .. that was the 108 stabbings story .. two years probation
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (RHGPo) But 7 to 14 years for parading in the Capital. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb) Federal sentencing laws are f&ed up. This isn't unusual if feds go after you - all their sentences are ridiculous... Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (exHjb) 249
Idk if they will remake the movie or make Cavill Duncan McCloud( he kind or resembles the actor from the tv versiin)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (FQmDC) 250
The New Breed was his police show
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 *** I'd heard the title, but never saw it and had no idea LN was in it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (J2vNu) 251
242 Reducing Ziegler's role? Snow White just won't be the same without Dopey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (lAHqw) New Dwarf will be Snopey... he's the dwarf that goes around correcting and fact checking everything everyone says. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (xaFKb) 252
I saw a story about a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life" that's supposedly in the works. More "diverse".
The hubris of that makes me ill. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (lAHqw) 253
I was denied the part of 'Snow White'. You know why...
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (L0eUs) 254
It'll still suck worse than any Kurt Russell Disney flick.
I was always sorely disappointed when The Magical World of Disney came on tv, and -- expecting Pinocchio or Peter Pan or some other famous animated movie, they'd run The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes or one of those insipid Witch Mountain movies. Total gyp. Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (0Id0S) Witch Mountain was bad, and it seemed to have really screwed up Kim Richards. Thomasina was good but it always made me cry. Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (Kcw7x) 255
235 Ship the illegals to the non-red states.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2024 05:14 PM (llS7k) Nope. Red states need to ship them back to Mehico. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 05:18 PM (BdMk6) Well, if we're letting Texas take charge... Posted by: Nova Local at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (exHjb) 256
Still don't know what DU but is thanks for trying.
Posted by: Biblio at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (JnZuJ) 257
Trump calls for all 'willing' states to deploy National Guard to Texas border
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (RHGPo) 258
Looks like the Alaska governor signed on to support Texas.
Nice. I was hoping he would. Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (VMFAF) 259
"Still don't know what DU but is thanks for trying.
Posted by: Biblio" Unless you can afford to lose some brain cells, it's best to be avoided. Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (vFG9F) 260
I was always sorely disappointed when The Magical World of Disney came on tv, and -- expecting Pinocchio or Peter Pan or some other famous animated movie, they'd run The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes or one of those insipid Witch Mountain movies. Total gyp.
Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (0Id0S) /Sings Davey.... Davey Crocket... King of the Wild Frontiierrrrrrr Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (xaFKb) 261
REI lays off 350 employees as it braces for a challenging year ahead. Most of these filthy hippy deadbeats are pre-prepped to go homeless.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (eYF7X) 262
250 Me either I looked it up on IMDB
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (FQmDC) 263
257 Trump calls for all 'willing' states to deploy National Guard to Texas border
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (RHGPo) Oh boy.. Libs heads will be exploding Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (n2vyf) 264
Insty: The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy It's a trap - Admiral Snackbar Really, this sort of smells. This is something the RNC is doing so that in a few months, they can jerk the rug out from under Donald Trump. Something to ultimately de-legitimitize him. Or, they are just broke. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (vcOmj) 265
261 REI lays off 350 employees as it braces for a challenging year ahead. Most of these filthy hippy deadbeats are pre-prepped to go homeless.
ha ha good they kept the mask mandate to go in their stupid overpriced stores WAY too long Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 05:24 PM (AcWfM) 266
They arrest Trump for inciting insurrection in 3..2...1
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:24 PM (FQmDC) 267
Leslie Nielsen: The New Breed.
Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 05:24 PM (njExo) Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 05:25 PM (AcWfM) 269
260 Funny thing about that, Walt Disney watched Them! Interested in James Arness to play Davy Crockett. Fess Parker's small scene won him over and he got the role instead. ( worked out okay for Arness as he got Gunsmoke)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2024 05:26 PM (FQmDC) 270
Zeigler White(tm) isn't a character, but a color just brown enough to not be white.
Posted by: Jake Speed at January 25, 2024 05:10 PM (Vu1jV) ----------- Soon to be a new Crayon, too! Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 05:15 PM (cCzQt) I thought Crayola already had 'beige'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 25, 2024 05:26 PM (xcxpd) 271
DEI should be illegal.
Oh, wait, it already is. Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog at January 25, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a) 272
I have been reading that EVs are only getting about 7,000 to 10,000 miles out of a set of tires. These things are the gift that keeps on giving: a 300 mile trip could easily be a two day affair, a lack of chargers that may or may not be working, brick when it is cold, catch fire and burn your house down, and now, you have to blow $1000+ on tires twice a year.
Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:26 PM (LowZZ) 273
Snow Woke
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 05:27 PM (V1Jl+) 274
Gen. Flynn: The Constitution Literally Allows Texas to Engage in War at the Southern Border
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:27 PM (RHGPo) 275
Trump calls for all 'willing' states to deploy National Guard to Texas border
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (RHGPo) Oh boy.. Libs heads will be exploding Posted by: It's me donna All Gov Abbott has to do is call out the State Guard and augment them with a citizen's militia. I have 4 weeks of carry over vacation and I get six weeks this year. Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 05:28 PM (6xkzE) 276
Trump calls for all 'willing' states to deploy National Guard to Texas border
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:22 PM (RHGPo) ------------ Today on his radio show, Bingino (wishcasting) called on all Republican governors to clear their schedules and go to the board to stand united with Gov. Abbott and President Trumpinbs show of solidarity, to keep the momentum moving, and further press the issue (he thinks THE winning issue in this election year). Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 05:28 PM (u6DiY) 277
my favorite Disney film is Tarzan
really well animated and well done, good songs Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 05:25 PM (AcWfM) Ah yes, Bo Derek without a stitch of clothing ... Wait, I suspect we're not talking about the same film. Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2024 05:28 PM (AA8bA) 278
The New Breed sounds like a 70s pron movie.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (5FnZt) 279
REI lays off 350 employees as it braces for a challenging year ahead. Most of these filthy hippy deadbeats are pre-prepped to go homeless.
Posted by: Maj. Healey Excellent. Sportsman's Warehouse has everything REI has plus guns. Posted by: lost in space at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (LowZZ) 280
Representative and Genuine Asshole Joaquin Castro (D-TX) called on President Biden to "seize" the Texas National Guard
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (RHGPo) 281
"I have been reading that EVs are only getting about 7,000 to 10,000 miles out of a set of tires. "
They weigh more and are harder on the roads too. Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (vFG9F) 282
No matter what we do at the border the damage has already been done... Millions of unknowns popping out babies once a year and impacting hospitals, schools, welfare....... No coming back from that I'm afraid
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (n2vyf) 283
Cheese and crackers Soul sucked. My family tried to watch it when it came out on Disney plus...it was so boring the kids started reading.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (FRuMV) 284
*Bongino
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (u6DiY) 285
I'm not sure how to feel about this:
"The U.S. secretly warned Iran that Islamic State was preparing to carry out the terrorist attack early this month that killed more than 80 Iranians in a pair of coordinated suicide bombings, U.S. officials said." Posted by: WisRich at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (G0vdT) 286
The comedy stuff came much later, after Airplane! Remember, he was the proto-James Kirk starship captain in Forbidden Planet, and was great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Forbidden Planet is the only remake of a Shakespeare play that is worthwhile. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 05:30 PM (IG4Id) 287
282 No matter what we do at the border the damage has already been done... Millions of unknowns popping out babies once a year and impacting hospitals, schools, welfare....... No coming back from that I'm afraid
don't despair I think where there's a will, they're definitely a way we were pretty bad off with high quantities of illegals around me when Trump was elected, and a WHOLE LOT of them left, right quick. no bennies, they leave. they go home multiple times a year anyway! Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 05:30 PM (AcWfM) 288
EV cars weigh much more than ICE cars. Tires wear out faster, so do highways.
Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog at January 25, 2024 05:30 PM (MeG8a) 289
Ace is tweenered here. Are we going to get two posts with a late cafe, or just one?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 05:31 PM (Dm8we) 290
Really, this sort of smells. This is something the RNC is doing so that in a few months, they can jerk the rug out from under Donald Trump. Something to ultimately de-legitimitize him.
Or, they are just broke. Why, it's almost as if s***ting on your donors isn't a good fundraising move. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (CsUN+) 291
As played by Lana Parrilla on that TV series? Oh, yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2024 04:43 PM (J2vNu Hot dog that first season was great tv. Good tna too Posted by: Mishdog at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (FRuMV) 292
Forbidden Planet is the only remake of a Shakespeare play that is worthwhile.
Posted by: weft cut-loop Ah, but have you seen it in the original Klingon? Posted by: General Chang at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (vcOmj) 293
I guess it's two.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (Dm8we) 294
rickb223, right there with ya
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (bn3/b) 295
SC signed the letter of support for Texas. 25 states now.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (4gD3D) 296
Insty: The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy It's a trap - Admiral Snackbar Really, this sort of smells. This is something the RNC is doing so that in a few months, they can jerk the rug out from under Donald Trump. Something to ultimately de-legitimitize him. Or, they are just broke. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (vcOmj) I want see the all-consuming Trump wildfire. I hope they don't take away that pleasure. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 05:32 PM (BdMk6) 297
" The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held."
Screw them. Hold the primaries anyway, and tell the RNC they don't get to tell states what to do. Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 05:33 PM (ou9hh) 298
I remember in the way back olden days when we would argue about what movie we were going to go see and there was always a couple of really good ones out. Today - nada.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2024 05:33 PM (oiNtH) 299
SC signed the letter of support for Texas. 25 states now.
Hmmmm. That makes it a problem for the Dems. You know they were preparing the "all the signers are members of the old confederacy" argument. Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:34 PM (CsUN+) 300
251 242 Reducing Ziegler's role? Snow White just won't be the same without Dopey!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2024 05:19 PM (lAHqw) New Dwarf will be Snopey... he's the dwarf that goes around correcting and fact checking everything everyone says. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 05:21 PM (xaFKb) ---- Which are the gay dwarfs? Posted by: Ciampino - A Stir Of Memories? at January 25, 2024 05:34 PM (qfLjt) 301
"I have been reading that EVs are only getting about 7,000 to 10,000 miles out of a set of tires. "
They weigh more and are harder on the roads too. Posted by: fd Hey, he ain't heavy It's my car brand.... It's on the road With many a winding turn Going where Who knows where? Without a charging station.. Buy my cars There endorsed by the Government And subsidized With taxes from the little guys They ain't heavy It's my car brand. Posted by: Elon Musk, do I have a deal for you! at January 25, 2024 05:35 PM (vcOmj) Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:35 PM (CsUN+) 303
Jungle Book and Song of the South were the best things Disney ever did.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 04:58 PM (mdhFC) _____________ Three Lives of Thomasina Posted by: Rosanne Barr at January 25, 2024 05:36 PM (nvKZ7) 304
70 If I believed in conspiracies, I'd say that somebody is trying to buy Disney on the cheap after having Iger drive the price into the cellar.
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 04:47 PM (RHGPo) Rumor is that Iger want’s to sell to Apple, and if that happens Disney will be broken up if that happens, Japan has refused to redu Their Splash Mountain and keeping it as is. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 25, 2024 05:36 PM (dKiJG) 305
EV cars weigh much more than ICE cars. Tires wear out faster, so do highways.
Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog And they don't pay a dime in gas/road taxes. Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 05:36 PM (6xkzE) 306
'The Entire Journalism Industry Is In Freefall': Taylor Lorenz Vlogs The Death Of MSM As BuzzFeed, Insider And Vice Jettison Assets
It moved. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 05:37 PM (eYF7X) 307
"Trump calls for all 'willing' states to deploy National Guard to Texas border
Posted by: SMOD" Does the National Guard have F-15's? If not it will be waste of time. Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2024 05:37 PM (JojsZ) 308
rickb223, right there with ya
Posted by: Ben Had If Governor Abbott put out the call, he could have a half a million people at Eagle Pass in a week. Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 05:37 PM (6xkzE) 309
179 this is a map of the 25 states
http://tinyurl.com/4246ftna Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 05:08 PM (Cus5s) WOW! my polite but stern email WORKED!~ Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 05:37 PM (Rbu5d) 310
New one: Abbott
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2024 05:37 PM (CsUN+) 311
EV cars weigh much more than ICE cars. Tires wear out faster, so do highways. Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog at January 25, 2024 05:30 PM But they don't have to pay the taxes included in every gallon of gasoline which goes toward repairing highways, so it's a wash. Posted by: Karen CheChe at January 25, 2024 05:38 PM (nIvob) 312
Former President Donald Trump has canceled his Friday visit to Arizona, which was intended to help raise money for the state Republican Party, which is now in turmoil following the abrupt resignation on Wednesday of its chair, Jeff DeWit.
--- It was a "of course" moment seeing he was also Trump's 2016 AZ campaign chair. Which almost confirms that he leaked internal polling and strategies of both Trump and Lake to the Democrats. And that this was timed to prevent the AZ GOP from doing it again--as the successor will have to be acceptable to Trump and Lake Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 25, 2024 05:39 PM (C2U4G) 313
The Feds position on Texas is totally, obviously indefensible. I'll wager they expected Abbott to fold early on. They know the publicity on this is deadly for them. Which means they slink away from this skirmish, or because they're self-righteous maniacs who cannot suffer the perceived ignominy at the hands of redneck racist republicans, ratchet everything up to crisis level because that's always worked for them before.
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Insty: The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy It's a trap - Admiral Snackbar Really, this sort of smells. This is something the RNC is doing so that in a few months, they can jerk the rug out from under Donald Trump. Something to ultimately de-legitimitize him. Or, they are just broke. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 25, 2024 05:23 PM (vcOmj) I don't like this idea at all. One, it feeds into the Trump as tyrant killer of Democracy lie. Ie. declared by the money men as candidate not the people Two, if they GOP bigwigs declared him the winner they can certainly undeclared him the winner if/when "circumstances change." I don't se this as good at all. Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2024 05:41 PM (nFnyb) 315
I saw a story about a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life" that's supposedly in the works. More "diverse".
The hubris of that makes me ill. Posted by: Rob Crawford And The Wizard of Oz. I guess The Wiz from 1978 doesn't count. Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2024 05:41 PM (oiNtH) 316
You can buy SONG OF THE SOUTH on Blu-ray because it’s in the Public Domain in Spain.
I am giving the New ZORRO a try, so far it’s not bad no real Girl boss moments which I was expecting. We shall see. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 25, 2024 05:41 PM (dKiJG) 317
226 Wow! Kinda shocked Indiana stepped up. Holcomb is a globalist stooge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 25, 2024 05:16 PM (cRrcX) But he as a beard, now. So maybe he's like the alt-universe Holcomb. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 05:44 PM (Rbu5d) 318
"And they don't pay a dime in gas/road taxes."
In my state my EV car taxes are quite literally five times my none ev car to make up for that Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at January 25, 2024 05:49 PM (zOD0w) 319
The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee,"
We give up. Nothing's working, he's still on the ballots. This pause will give us more time to work on the general election. Posted by: GOPe at January 25, 2024 05:49 PM (sLlF/) 320
>You know, I'm coming around to an idea - DEI doesn't cause companies to fail, the embrace of DEI is a symptom of the fact they are already failing. Because with DEI, when your film loses money, you can still chalk it up to a DEI win or blame someone else (toxic fans). You get to keep right on failing. DEI is a way for mediocrities to keep being mediocrities to subvert merit-based pay and performance expectations.
If Predator came out today, people would notice that it has Captain Planet levels of racial diversity. Undiverse when it comes to bicep gainzzz, so there's that. People will like stuff or hate stuff, and explain why afterward. Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 05:54 PM (cf/0E) 321
I could run that clown show better than Iger simply by phoning it in and firing 90% of the 'tards he's hired. The remaining tards will be handed mops, brooms and cleaning supplies and told to be productively useful or start collecting unemployment.
PS... Fvck the RNC and their collected pals in the DNC. Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 25, 2024 05:55 PM (qZdIZ) 322
The day Disney DEI'd should be a song.
Posted by: You made it rain... at January 25, 2024 05:58 PM (5A+43) 323
nood
Posted by: vic at January 25, 2024 06:23 PM (A5THL) 324
Insty: The Republican National Committee* moved this week to upend the party's own nominating process that would declare Trump "our presumptive nominee," effectively short-circuiting the remaining 40-plus primaries and caucuses still to be held.
Really? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 04:44 PM (pnDfv) That's one way to make the 'remove from ballot' stuff pointless. Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:44 PM (eoQWY) 325
If Predator came out today, people would notice that it has Captain Planet levels of racial diversity. Undiverse when it comes to bicep gainzzz, so there's that. People will like stuff or hate stuff, and explain why afterward.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 05:54 PM (cf/0E) Too much testosterone, DEI fail big time. Enjoyable movie, super DEI fail. Nobody felt lectured by Predator. Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:45 PM (eoQWY) 326
The Feds position on Texas is totally, obviously indefensible. I'll wager they expected Abbott to fold early on. They know the publicity on this is deadly for them. Which means they slink away from this skirmish, or because they're self-righteous maniacs who cannot suffer the perceived ignominy at the hands of redneck racist republicans, ratchet everything up to crisis level because that's always worked for them before.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2024 05:40 PM (4gD3D) The Deep State and Elites do a lot of this expecting the other side to fold. Witness the latest shooting war in Aden. Dropped some bombs. Other side doesn't surrender. What next? well, nothing besides drop more bombs. Shipping still blocked. Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:48 PM (eoQWY) 327
Cheese and crackers Soul sucked. My family tried to watch it when it came out on Disney plus...it was so boring the kids started reading.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (FRuMV) Do your homework or I will make you watch a Disney movie!!! Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (eoQWY) 328
Representative and Genuine Asshole Joaquin Castro (D-TX) called on President Biden to "seize" the Texas National Guard
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2024 05:29 PM (RHGPo) That's inciting violence. Tsk Tsk Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (eoQWY) 329
I was always sorely disappointed when The Magical World of Disney came on tv, and -- expecting Pinocchio or Peter Pan or some other famous animated movie, they'd run The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes or one of those insipid Witch Mountain movies. Total gyp.
Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2024 05:13 PM (0Id0S) Yeah, my childhood was when Disney was crappy, and they came out of it when I didn't pay attention and had all these smashes. Now that I've vaguely paying attention again, they are crappy again. Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 06:55 PM (eoQWY) 330
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Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (/z9fK) 331
Disney should make a new movie where Zegler plays the Queen and Gadot is Snow White.
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For those not following Disney, they LIE. They are the master of bait and switch. If there is a choice between good and evil, they go pervert every time.
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