Desperate Lonely-Vagged Femcel Fani Willis Caught In Another Lie; The Female John Claimed She Paid All of Her Hired Attorneys Equally, But In Fact She Paid Her He-Whore Extra Money to Service Her Nasty She-Nards

Oh she's lying again, oh please, some catch me before I faint, please someone place a pillow beneath me so that I do not crack my spinning head...

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis falsely stated Sunday that she paid all special prosecutors working on the case against former President Donald Trump the same hourly rate as her alleged romantic partner, Nathan Wade, according to documents obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.
Willis made the statement during her first public remarks since Trump co-defendant Michael Roman filed a motion last week claiming Willis not was not only romantically involved with Wade, but also that she benefited from a "lucrative" contract her office awarded to Wade. As recently as May 2023, her office paid the attorney considered Georgia's top racketeering expert, John Floyd, only $200 per hour, while Wade -- who reportedly has little to no experience prosecuting RICO cases -- was earning $250 an hour, according to billing statements obtained by the DCNF.

The extra fifty dollars per hour is so he can buy himself something pretty.

She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.
Posted by: John Floyd

"I'm a little confused. I appointed three special counsels, as is my right to do, paid them all the same hourly rate. They only attack one," Willis during her Sunday remarks at Big Bethel AME Church, indirectly referencing Wade.
In total, Wade's firm has received nearly $654,000 from the Fulton County District Attorney's office since the start of 2022, according to county records. Over the same period, Floyd's firm received just over $90,000, per county data.

Wait a minute -- $654,000 is not the same number as $90,000.

(I was in Track 2 math, you can trust my calculations.)

Like Martin Luther King, Jr., before her, Fani Willis sometimes "stumbles" in telling $654,000 from $90,000. Black women cannot be expected to save the world and never err in claiming that $250 per hour is exactly equal to $200 per hour.

Nathan Wade, Gigolo-At-Law
This picture was taken after news broke he was
being paid for his penal expertise.
Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand.

He wants to sell the idea that his life is in danger,
because Fani Willis' dusty cooch is a treacherous place,
full of cobwebs and Clamato.

The motion initially filed by Roman stated that "sources close to both the special prosecutor and the district attorney" confirmed their ongoing relationship," though it did not cite hard evidence the pair is romantically involved.

You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?

Billing statements reviewed by the DCNF likewise show Wade's monthly earnings are substantially higher than both Floyd's and the other special counsel, Anna Cross.
Over a three month period between November 2022 and January 2023, Wade earned $68,500 while Floyd only earned $30,200, according to statements obtained by the DCNF.
....
The disparity in earning may stem from a structural difference in Wade's contracts.
Wade's contract from Nov. 15, 2022 to May 15. 2023 provides him nearly four times the earning potential as Floyd's initial contract, along with coverage for work-related travel and lodging expenses, which Wade's contract includes and Floyd's does not, documents obtained by the DCNF show.

Travel expenses? Like renting a pied-a-terre in Paris for a weekend to do "jury research"? Something like that?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

2 She's just living the Dem lifestyle.

Lies, cheats and steals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

3 It's fine when they do it.

When a Republican does it, it's manspreading in a toilet at an airport somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Lodging expenses? So he was charging for the time he was sleeping over?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 17, 2024 12:08 PM (0c3sN)

5 You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?

6" is the same as 8".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (/HDaX)

6 Listen, a black woman can't be expected to be perfect like Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (7EXeB)

7 He-whore is pronounced like Jorge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (63Dwl)

8 "Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand,"

It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (MvF+J)

9 You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?

========

Is this a Paolo joke?

What has this place degraded into?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (7EXeB)

10 Clamato?

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Desperate Lonely-Vagged Femcel Fani Willis Caught In Another Lie; The Female John Claimed She Paid All of Her Hired Attorneys Equally, But In Fact She Paid Her He-Whore Extra Money to Service Her Nasty She-Nards

Nasty She-Nards must enter the AOSHQ hall of fame.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (CsUN+)

12 But remember: Trump is the sh#tshow because of his cringey, mean tweets!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (NKqpy)

13 Shaved head with what looks like a 3 or 4 day growth. No stereotype there at all.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (tT6L1)

14 I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (eItmL)

15 Affirmative action has brought us to the brink of South Africa.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (yACxx)

16 Cruel, Ace. Very cruel, indeed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (weeaD)

17 And yet, to these asshoes, 'Judgement' is such a negative word.

I like to view it as an honest, dispassionate appraisal of one's actions and then the resultant glory or damnation, as one so richly deserves.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (SAX5G)

18 Nathan Wade, mailman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

19 What has this place degraded into?!

Just a bunch of morons

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 17, 2024 12:11 PM (eItmL)

20 The ONLY Thing the left will be upset about in this entire thing is that it jeopardizes her case against Trump.

Everything else is considered acceptable. Just bad timing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Are you prepared to do insanely distasteful things for $654,00?

a) Oh, yeah.
b) I'm not cut out for the legal profession.

Posted by: GA Bar Exam at January 17, 2024 12:11 PM (SiIh/)

22 "Nasty She-Nards"

Deserves a donation to the tip jar, but I'm broke right now.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:11 PM (MvF+J)

23 To be fair, this is pretty routine self-dealing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2024 12:11 PM (eYoxG)

24 Por que why the.45?
Is there no gun control?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (uYJK1)

25 Wonder what Mr. Wade's spurned ex wife has to say about this

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (n2vyf)

26 >>Willis during her Sunday remarks at Big Bethel AME Church,

Of course.
Corrupt, freaky girl adulterer now speaking from church because she's totes religious, you guyz!
Judge not yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (NKqpy)

27 Repeat comment:

Every time I think the Leftoids have hit bottom . . .

. . . I hear the sound of heavy digging machinery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

28
REVRUN Fanny Willis

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (+RC1q)

29 I can't be expected to be perfect, so that means I can be an over-the-top criminal.

Posted by: Fatti Willis at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (SiIh/)

30 Por que why the.45?
Is there no gun control?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (uYJK1)
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I don't think it's a .45. Looks more like a light saber.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (weeaD)

31 i saw pasty white thighs open for nasty she-nards at the salt palace back in the naughties

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (v3pYe)

32 Looking at pics of Wade's wife vs Fani, I can only conclude money talks.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (wzAuc)

33 This situation for Willis just proves that she's on the fast track to political greatness in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

34 To be fair, she probably never expected that she'd receive this level of scrutiny. I mean, all she's doing is attempting to sabotage an ex-president and current front runner for the upcoming presidential election. Geez, people, get a life.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (CsUN+)

35 Apparently the good monies is made being skanky leftist boy-toys.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (Q4IgG)

36 You go, sister!

Posted by: marilyn mosby at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (rJ48h)

37 What has this place degraded into?!

Boobs, Hitler and shelves?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (uYJK1)

38 So the white guy got less?
I smell racism!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (W/lyH)

39 It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (MvF+J)

Yeah, some kind of plastic nine with a lazer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (aD39U)

40
. . . I hear the sound of heavy digging machinery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

The drillers from Total Recall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

41 I'm a little confused.

I'm a little German.

Posted by: Hans Kleinbein at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (AA8bA)

42 It's cool how black churches are free to be political campaign stops. I remember when Obama and Karmella did it during their respective campaigns. I'm sure Biden did too but I didn't pay attention to him.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (+RC1q)

43 Boobs, Hitler and shelves?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (uYJK1)
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Oh my!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (weeaD)

44 >>>I don't think it's a .45. Looks more like a light saber.

if you go to the article linked and then expand the picture, you'll see it's a steel .45. It looks like the standard Colt .45 M1911 frame.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (KRtlO)

45
Por que why the.45?
Is there no gun control?

He's carrying lots of moo-lah in his man-bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

46 Ace, it's more than just a pathetic vaginally-impaired twat over-paying her Paolo bull to get romantic getaways and heavy pounding thrusts of thick dick. I have no doubt that a substantial portion of Wade's income from this "case" was kicked back to Willis in cash. This wasn't just sex. It was money too. Subpoena bank records and it will show this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

47 This picture was taken after news broke he was
being paid for his penal expertise.
Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand,
to really sell the idea that Fani Willis'
dusty cooch is a dangerous place,
full of cobwebs and Clamato.

====

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (V13WU)

48 32 Looking at pics of Wade's wife vs Fani, I can only conclude money talks.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (wzAuc)

Oh, wait. That's his daughter. Carry on.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (wzAuc)

49 The extra fifty dollars per hour is so he can buy himself something pretty.

No, it's so he can buy her something pretty...and cruise tickets.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (JCZqz)

50 You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?
*
6" is the same as 8".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to say, "You know why women are so bad at judging distance and telling time? It's because all their lives they've been told that this" (holds up thumb and forefinger about 5" apart) "is eight inches, and it's been at least twenty minutes!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (J2vNu)

51 The closeup of the '.45' looks like it's got heavy cast webbing on top of the slide. The muzzle end of the barrel looks rectangular(?)

Could be a pez dispenser, a less-lethal gizmo, or one of those butane torches they use to smoke crack.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:15 PM (MvF+J)

52 I can't be expected to be perfect, so that means I can be an over-the-top criminal.

-

This is a cultural thing, sadly. You'd better be skimming or outright lawbreaking or else you're Acting White.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (+RC1q)

53 Big Bethel

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (uYJK1)

54 >>Wait a minute -- $654,000 is not the same number as $90,000.

Looks like Fani and her boy toy have taken pointers from Chirlane McCray on how to make tax-payer money disappear into a black hole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (XV/Pl)

55 I was in Track 1 math, you can trust my calculations.

Math is racist

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (eItmL)

56 He held a gun in his hand
This is a daaaaaangerous place.

Posted by: Adrian Belew at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (sm6Pk)

57 Weren't the nasty she-nards the ones in the corner at the Mos Eisley cantina?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (W/lyH)

58 So this asshole is just walking around with a gun in his hand? Hmm, I wonder if he would allow others to do the same.

The answer is no.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (d2bW3)

59 Oh, shit. What the hell do you'll rat-soup-eatin' motherfuckers want with me?

Posted by: Fanny Willis, Fat Whore at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (515bZ)

60 You're just afraid of her Black Girl Magic.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (fSisT)

61 mmm. rat soup..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (aD39U)

62 Nathan Wade, Gigolo-At-Law
This picture was taken after news broke he was
being paid for his penal expertise.

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ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (E72pS)

63 "Clamato, is a commercial drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and sugar, which is flavored with spices, dried clam broth and MSG."

Dried clam broth, eh???

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (CwhoI)

64 I think we’ve reached the end times. Totally serious….. it’s probably about as bad now as it was when God decided to drown everyone except for Noah and family…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (1jdMT)

65 Did he get paid more for saying "pussy"?

Posted by: nckate at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (EPm6B)

66 I'm a little confused.

I'm a little German.
Posted by: Hans Kleinbein at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (AA8bA)

I'm a little teapot.

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

67 >>>He held a gun in his hand

Posted by: Adrian Belew

And that ain't cool...

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (d2bW3)

68 Ace, it's more than just a pathetic vaginally-impaired twat over-paying her Paolo bull to get romantic getaways and heavy pounding thrusts of thick dick. I have no doubt that a substantial portion of Wade's income from this "case" was kicked back to Willis in cash. This wasn't just sex. It was money too. Subpoena bank records and it will show this.

IIRC, Governor Kemp recently said he saw no need for a police investigation, and instead wants to appoint a blue ribbon committee to look into it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (CsUN+)

69 Por que why the.45?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:12 PM (uYJK1)
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Wonder what Mr. Wade's spurned ex wife has to say about this
Posted by: It's me donna
--------

These two posts may be related.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

70 nasty she-nards

I don't get it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (n2vyf)

71 I lodged it right up in there. To the back of her cul-de-sac.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (4I/2K)

72 Did he get paid more for saying "pussy"?

Posted by: nckate at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (EPm6B)

No, for drilling one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Wade's soon to be ex-wife's lawyers have got to be immensely enjoying this. Cha-Ching!! The soon to be ex-wife, pissed as hell and going for blood.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (oiNtH)

74 @60

>>You're just afraid of her Black Girl Magic.

A black woman invented the slide rule and is responsible for the moon landing.

True story.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (XV/Pl)

75 Por que why the.45?

-

Because of the threat of violence from far-right MAGA noose crazy people.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (+RC1q)

76 Being paid with pubic funds!

Posted by: ian thomas at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (2yu8s)

77 Remember folks, Trump is an existential threat to this country but that doesn't mean that we can't all have a good time and make some money!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (KbCG3)

78 I blew up the picture to show the gun.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (KRtlO)

79 >>To be fair, she probably never expected that she'd receive this level of scrutiny. I mean, all she's doing is attempting to sabotage an ex-president and current front runner for the upcoming presidential election.

Amazing, isn't it?
A normal person would recognize that this is the biggest case of her life and make sure everything was perfect.

Is it that she's so corrupt she doesn't how not to be?
Is it that she's so arrogant she doesn't think she has to follow the rules?
Is it that she's so dumb and pampered (beneficiary of the 'soft bigotry of low expectations' all her life) that she truly is surprised that rules even exist for conduct in office?

I'm guessing this is yet another "embrace the power of and" scenario: corrupt, arrogant *and* dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (NKqpy)

80 $654,000 to $90,000

About the same way they inflate ballots.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (W/lyH)

81 >>>nasty she-nards

I don't get it
Posted by: It's me donna

I think Ace believes Fani has gonads

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (d2bW3)

82
Hey Nate
Where'ya goin'
With that gun in your hand?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (CwhoI)

83 I notice America's Pastor, David French, hasn't condemned the blasphemy of Fannie in her "Letter to God."
Nor has the very pious Erick Erickson.

Or is it now Christian to accuse God of making mistakes, sending a Black Woman to an imperfect world?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (PFILT)

84 i'm not so sure it's a .45 colt now. maybe it's a glock or something else.

but it's definitely a gun.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

85 Is that brandishing?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (vFG9F)

86 I think Ace believes Fani has gonads
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (d2bW3)

Okay

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (n2vyf)

87 >>>"Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand,"

It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

The weapon looks like a Glock.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (d2bW3)

88 The Paolo he is not jealous of Nathan Wade's access to poon. The Paolo he has standards.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (woPEM)

89 mmm. rat soup..

Rat tart, rat cake, rat sorbet...

Posted by: Dead Bishop Sketch at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (/HDaX)

90
One word: 'Brandishing'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (XeU6L)

91 He's taking open carry to a new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

92 i'm not so sure it's a .45 colt now. maybe it's a glock or something else.

but it's definitely a gun.

Posted by: ace

---

SHELF AND GENERAL DIY EXPERT ACE JUST STARTED A GUN THREAD

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (+RC1q)

93 77 Remember folks, Trump is an existential threat to this country but that doesn't mean that we can't all have a good time and make some money!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (KbCG3)

Trump preventing them from having a good time and making some money was what makes him an existential threat.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (eYoxG)

94 "Grab 'em by the pussy"? Not for a Penn under 650g's, bitches!

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (hqVaF)

95 "Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand,...."

I'm not going to comment on how dusty Willis' coochie is, but a person out in public carrying a handgun in such a way as Wade is -- wouldn't that be considered brandishing?
I know laws are different for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (N39Ws)

96 78 Not a 1911. No reason it couldn't be a .45, if indeed it is a handgun, but not a 1911.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (MvF+J)

97 Georgia is an Open Carry stats, no?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (MeG8a)

98 I blew up the picture to show the gun.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (KRtlO)

I think you mean "zoom and enhance".

Posted by: spindrift at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (AA8bA)

99 Great post. Rivals the one on the Kentucky judge involved in the threesome. "I will hold you in contempt of my snizz."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (Dm8we)

100 I blew up the picture to show the gun.

Posted by: ace

Thanks, ace. Now I know how to hold a pistol.

Posted by: Barry "Skeets" Obama at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (RUTNR)

101 @84

>>but it's definitely a gun.

It's a Glock-19, probably chamber in 9.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

102 Is that brandishing?
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (vFG9F)
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She's a fine girl.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (weeaD)

103 You know if you are not servicing a righteous black woman's cooter for $250/hour publicly brandishing a gun is usually frowned upon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (17s+e)

104 He wants to sell the idea that his life is in danger,
because Fani Willis' dusty cooch is a treacherous place,
full of cobwebs and Clamato.

***

poetry

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (vnSn7)

105 Paragon of virtue Gov. Kemp. What a fucking joke.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

106 Georgia is an Open Carry stats, no?

--

I was just carrying it out in the open, racists!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (+RC1q)

107 Open carry state, sorry

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (MeG8a)

108 mmm. rat soup..

Rat tart, rat cake, rat sorbet...

All made possible by the great economy President Biden has bestowed upon us.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (eItmL)

109 She Paid Her He-Whore...

*******

Old & Busted: She sells seashells by the seashore

New & Trending: He sure he-whores by the hooha!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (991eG)

110 >>>i'm not so sure it's a .45 colt now. maybe it's a glock or something else.

but it's definitely a gun.

Posted by: ace

It looks like a Glock, and possibly with a light attachment.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (d2bW3)

111 "One word: 'Brandishing'
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Carrying a handgun un-holstered in public will get you arrested around here.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (vFG9F)

112 83 Nor has the very pious Erick Erickson.

Or is it now Christian to accuse God of making mistakes, sending a Black Woman to an imperfect world?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:18 PM (PFILT)

Erickson isn't Pious.

He just eats seven pies a day.

Posted by: Adrian Belew at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (sm6Pk)

113
cobwebs and Clamato

That's funny shit. Ewoks have a gift for humor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (n+4am)

114 The weapon looks like a Glock.

And not just any old Glock, but a fancy custom bwana Glock.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (uYJK1)

115 So this asshole is just walking around with a gun in his hand? Hmm, I wonder if he would allow others to do the same.
The answer is no.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:16 PM (d2bW3)

Well, in his defense, he probably has 18 Baby Mommas looking to get paid, 19 chirruns all wanting some monies and husbands and boyfriends of all the Baby Mommas looking to pop a cap in his ass.

Posted by: Tyreek Hill, Fertile Sex Pest at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (515bZ)

116 (going up to see the zoomed-in photo with my fingers crossed that it's held sideways)

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (+RC1q)

117 I blew up the picture to show the gun.

Posted by: ace

He's obviously in the ready position. Jump out from behind a corner and he's ready to hurl that gun RIGHT at your head......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

118 He wants to sell the idea that his life is in danger,
because Fani Willis' dusty cooch is a treacherous place,
full of cobwebs and Clamato.

Savagely cruel, Ace.

SAVAGELY CRUEL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

119 Singer Sock Off.

Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (sm6Pk)

120 It can't be a gun - where's the chainsaw attachment?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (CwhoI)

121 "He-Whore"

My attorneys will be in touch for copyright violation.

Posted by: A. A. Milne at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (9yWhg)

122 A gun in his hand?

Dude don't look like a lady!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

123 Carrying the gun...he's ready for his scene.

"Next man moves and the attorney gets it!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (W/lyH)

124 >>>Well, in his defense, he probably has 18 Baby Mommas looking to get paid, 19 chirruns all wanting some monies and husbands and boyfriends of all the Baby Mommas looking to pop a cap in his ass.
Posted by: Tyreek Hill, Fertile Sex Pest

Yeah, those bitches be cray-cray.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (d2bW3)

125 Those skrimps at the buffet on the Royal Caribbean Cruise ain't gonna eat themselves. This is equity in action, yo!

Posted by: Your Ships Purser at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (V5BDR)

126 WTF? Does he have the barrel in a sandwich bag?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (+RC1q)

127 There must not have been enough hours in the year to get BoyToy down to $200 an hour. He was billing an insane number of hours already just to get it down to $250.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (nC+QA)

128 120 It can't be a gun - where's the chainsaw attachment?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (CwhoI)

And flame thrower

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (n2vyf)

129 It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

The weapon looks like a Glock.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (d2bW3)

don't see a hammer

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (AwYPR)

130 You can tell it's a gun by that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Fatti Willis at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (RUTNR)

131 Dude, but a holster. They aren't cheap, but your ho certainly is.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (d2bW3)

132 Speaking of vaginas I suspect all the hookers in Davos are seriously overbooked these days.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (kSHhA)

133 101 What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (MvF+J)

134 hahaha, a black guy in Atlanta carrying a Glock with the trigger exposed.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (+RC1q)

135 I blew up the picture to show the gun.

Posted by: ace

He's obviously in the ready position. Jump out from behind a corner and he's ready to hurl that gun RIGHT at your head......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Better duck. Them things hurt when they hit you.

Posted by: Superman, Man of Steel at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (4I/2K)

136 He's obviously in the ready position. Jump out from behind a corner and he's ready to hurl that gun RIGHT at your head......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, he's already concealed-carrying another gun...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (wtvvX)

137 It's a satchel.
Indiana Jones had one.

Posted by: Alan from The Hangover at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (ufFY8)

138 (going up to see the zoomed-in photo with my fingers crossed that it's held sideways)

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (+RC1q)

------------

* snort *

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (E72pS)

139 What a headline, Ace. 😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (/QIWP)

140 >>The soon to be ex-wife, pissed as hell and going for blood.

I am reminded of the Eddie Murphy bit about "half."
Ex-wife sees those corrupt payments his sidepiece was giving him and she wants her piece, d#mnit!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (NKqpy)

141 And not just any old Glock, but a fancy custom bwana Glock.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (uYJK1)
---------
At $250/hr, four hours' work will buy you a pretty nice handgun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (weeaD)

142 I sure did like watching He-whore back in the day. That Junior Samples was simply delightful.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (CwhoI)

143 124 >>>Well, in his defense, he probably has 18 Baby Mommas looking to get paid, 19 chirruns all wanting some monies and husbands and boyfriends of all the Baby Mommas looking to pop a cap in his ass.
Posted by: Tyreek Hill, Fertile Sex Pest

Yeah, those bitches be cray-cray.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:22 PM (d2bW3)
_____________

It's hard out here for a pimp . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

144 If this was an ordinary criminal case, this would require dismissal of all charges.
And void all the guilty pleas.

I like how all the Severely Conservative Conservatives in GA are frantically keeping as quite as church mice on this.

All pretending this is just a scandal unrelated to the illegal prosecution of Trump--instead of the direct, essential genesis of the case.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (PFILT)

145 >>>It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice
The weapon looks like a Glock.

in my defense, I said it was a 1911 based on the not-blown-up picture. the gun also looked like it had a polished steel frame in the not-blown-up pic, which it obviously doesn't in the blown-up pick.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

146 No gun expert, or any other kind if expert, but doesn't it look like it's actually in a smallish kind of plastic holster?

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (JfxgE)

147 Took me 5 minutes just to read the headline.

Posted by: Jim Rose at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (miqrx)

148 GA is an open carry state.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

149 No, I'm not doing a remake of "Mandingo!" starring Nathan Wade.

Assholes.

Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (woPEM)

150 cobwebs and Clamato and a side of cottage cheese.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (17s+e)

151 Okay, I take back my sandwich bag comment and part of the "trigger exposed" one. I think he's got it in a very thin kydex type holster.

I'm still sticking with the trigger exposed joke just for the fun of it, though.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (+RC1q)

152 I am reminded of the Eddie Murphy bit about "half."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (NKqpy)

"I'm and American woman now!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

153 >>>What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

I thought it was a light attachment, but at second look, I doubt it. No idea what that it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (d2bW3)

154 Some unlucky people even get shot by the cops for walking around with a pistol in their hand. As a black man, he should be tremendously concerned about his safety.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (vFG9F)

155 *is

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (d2bW3)

156 She seems more corrupt than the man she is persecuting for corruption. Weird.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (gxokI)

157 54 >>Wait a minute -- $654,000 is not the same number as $90,000.

Looks like Fani and her boy toy have taken pointers from Chirlane McCray on how to make tax-payer money disappear into a black hole.

this is about her nasty she-nards, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (v3pYe)

158 I should have added that the closeup pic at the link is more clear.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (JfxgE)

159 >>>What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?

Take that up with the good folks at Fisher Price.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (CwhoI)

160 Now THAT'S how you hold a gun!

Posted by: Plaxico Burress at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (hqVaF)

161 Something odd about the pixelation in that photo of Wade. Not sure what to make of that.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:25 PM (991eG)

162 What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?

For her enjoyment.

Posted by: Trojan Man at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (RUTNR)

163 150 cobwebs and Clamato and a side of cottage cheese.

breakfast of champions

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (v3pYe)

164 Apropos of nothing, listening to the Star Wars Orchestra LP (Original 1977 Pressing), it's on four sides and sounds amazing playing through my new setup.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (XV/Pl)

165 What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?
-

I think that's part of the holster design. I've never seen one like that, but I don't get to Atlanta often and don't know what's popular in the ghetto these days.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (+RC1q)

166 It can't be a gun - where's the chainsaw attachment?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024
*
And flame thrower
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024

***
No shoulder stock, magazine extension, telescopic sight, or barrel extension with silencer. If you're going to accessorize, do it right.

Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (J2vNu)

167 While y'all looking at his gun, you missed the 3 cell phones in his other hand.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (V13WU)

168 All the hoes with the pumped-up cooch
You better run, better run, outrun my gun...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

169
And not just any old Glock, but a fancy custom bwana Glock.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:21 PM (uYJK1)

He appreciates the custom porting on the Austrian varietals...

Posted by: The Sommelier at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (n+4am)

170 5 You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?

6" is the same as 8".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (/HDaX)
----
I think The Paolo would disagree.

Posted by: Ciampino - we don't measure? at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (qfLjt)

171 161 Something odd about the pixelation in that photo of Wade. Not sure what to make of that.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: chatagpt at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (v3pYe)

172 105 Paragon of virtue Gov. Kemp. What a fucking joke.
---
He 100% knew all of this.
And kept it secret.
Because it would have helped Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (PFILT)

173 I think the big gun is in some kind of slim holster that covers just the hot sexy end. And no, I'm not talking about his dick. I'm talking about the actual gun.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

174 What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?

For her enjoyment.
Posted by: Trojan Man at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (RUTNR)

*snort*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (4I/2K)

175 One for Fani, one for work, and one for his supplier...

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (V13WU)

176 This may get trashier but I don't see how.

The saddest part is that it is totally reflective of today's American zeitgeist.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (KSNKu)

177 153 >>>What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

I thought it was a light attachment, but at second look, I doubt it. No idea what that it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (d2bW3)

It's for her pleasure. Duh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (KbCG3)

178 You know who can supply a woman "hard evidence" for $650,000?
------
Paolo's ~~rates~~ gifts are much more affordable.

Posted by: ian thomas at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (2yu8s)

179 >>>While y'all looking at his gun, you missed the 3 cell phones in his other hand.
Posted by: runner

He actually carries thirty, because hos need some lovin'

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (d2bW3)

180 What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?

For her pleasure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

181 And this Wade guy met with the WH... Alarm bells should have gone off with that but crickets

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (n2vyf)

182 164 Apropos of nothing, listening to the Star Wars Orchestra LP (Original 1977 Pressing), it's on four sides and sounds amazing playing through my new setup.

quadrophonic?

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (v3pYe)

183 Banana Glock.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (+RC1q)

184 Off, musical Canadian sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (2yu8s)

185 He was billing an insane number of hours already just to get it down to $250.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I think you hit on a salient point. They backed into the amount of the "payment for services".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (0c3sN)

186 Why does his pistol look weird. No not that, his firearm. The muzzle looks melty. Digital image artifacts? Some kind of holster still around it?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (Y6IkP)

187 177 153 >>>What's with the ribbing on top of the slide? Mounting rail?
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

I thought it was a light attachment, but at second look, I doubt it. No idea what that it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2024 12:24 PM (d2bW3)

It's for her pleasure. Duh.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (KbCG3)
_________

See my comment above. Some kind of slim holster?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

188 Isn't he supposed to be holding it sideways? Enhances the cool factor an shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)

189 Open carry advocate? I'm changing my mind about this guy....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

190 Atlanta is so cheesy these days. I remember when it was something.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (pZ64F)

191 What a headline, Ace. 😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2024 12:23 PM (/QIWP)

-----------

Out: Eeyore.
In: He-Whore.

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (O7iDm)

192 >>She seems more corrupt than the man she is persecuting for corruption. Weird.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL, IT IS S.O.P FOR THE DEMOCRATS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (NKqpy)

193 HAH! Central Scrutinizer beat me to it...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

194 Let he who doesn't carry three burner phones cast the first stone.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (+RC1q)

195 He's carrying a gun so that means he's got a small penis that he's compensating for.

Sorry, I don't make the rules. Somebody photoshop a dildo into his hand. That's the standard operating procedure for anyone on the right who is seen with a gun, after all.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (fKIdX)

196 Apropos of nothing, listening to the Star Wars Orchestra LP (Original 1977 Pressing), it's on four sides and sounds amazing playing through my new setup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Williams' score made that movie for me. Without that, it would've been some dumb, boring, Flash-Gordon style ripoff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)

197 Wade holds his weapon just like he holds his gun, longways.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (17s+e)

198 The $654K was for almost two years of work. Since early 2022 article said. So he was billing about 30 hours per week for the trump case.

Posted by: nckate at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (EPm6B)

199 Looks at gun enlargement:

If I had to guess, that's some sort of laser sight on the front left side of the slide.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (/HDaX)

200 While y'all looking at his gun, you missed the 3 cell phones in his other hand.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:26 PM (V13WU)

Heh.
Kinda like a Mannix picture. Everyone zooms in on the hooters, but no once can tell you if she is a blonde, brunette or redhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (W/lyH)

201
quadrophonic?
Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM (v3pYe)

You asked for it......by some stretch of my weird imagination......

https://youtu.be/36a4rWAlF3o

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

202 92
SHELF AND GENERAL DIY EXPERT ACE JUST STARTED A GUN THREAD
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively
______________________________

Oh Lord I laughed out loud in the office on that one.

Posted by: hamitchell at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (kE/nb)

203 I heard Willis was having ova harvested for possible future in vitro fertilization, and wasn't allowed to have intercourse while prepping for the procedure.

She had to decide...

...Wade vs. Roe

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (991eG)

204 That brick shaped .45 is not a conventional 1911. Might be one of the newer variants where they put some M-1913 rail under the dust-cover, just ahead of the trigger-guard.

But, think it looks a LOT more like an H&K USP, or even a lowly Hi-Point. Both have that 1.5x size over a traditional 1911.

He's carrying it like a suitcase handle, gripping it across the top of the slide, with the thumb crossing over the top of the ejection port, and pointing down towards the slide-release. Makes it tough to really see the full profile and outline of the gun.

At least, he ain't got a finger in the trigger guard.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (e6UQI)

205 and congrats to Sponge!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (xcxpd)

206 . . . this one's for fighting,
this one's for fun.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (4I/2K)

207 It's weird to think of how easy it would be for a Trayvon or George to be walking by and pull that weapon out of the holster.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (+RC1q)

208 Pay no attention to the scarab beetles crawling out of her hoo-hah.

Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (sm6Pk)

209 The way he is carrying it shows that his knowledge of firearms is limited to YouTube videos. Bad ones.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (4olE8)

210 >>Isn't he supposed to be holding it sideways? Enhances the cool factor an shit.

Naw, that's only for when sh!t's just got real, yo!

Posted by: Will Smith at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (NKqpy)

211 25% is a bit of a pay bump. Evidently he must be worth it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (di6C2)

212 "Paragon of virtue Gov. Kemp. What a fucking joke.
Posted by: DOYLE"

Hey, I getting more than you. No joke.

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (vFG9F)

213 193 HAH! Central Scrutinizer beat me to it...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

Damn TROJAN MAN beat us both.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (KbCG3)

214 @182

>>quadrophonic?

Nope, just a boring old 2.1 Setup with a really nice Genelec Stereo Pair and a Genelec Sub.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (XV/Pl)

215 Okay, I am coming around to the kydex gun condom idea. I thought that was a laser on the bottom but it is probably just the bolts of the holster.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (aD39U)

216 According to the Marietta Daily Journal, Wade's estranged wife's name is Joycelyn Wade, and they have two children together.

***

Fani is a home wreaker

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (vnSn7)

217 I so desperately want to buy the #1 printing of Marvel Comics She-Nads.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

218
Your truth is racist, h8ter.

He looks sooo hot...

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (j4U/Z)

219 They 100% knew all of this.
And kept it secret.
Because it would have helped Trump. (fixed)

Your GOP ladies and gentlemen.

I suppose this is where the pictures of fucking a 13 year old come in handy.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

220 Is that a hair trigger??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (2yu8s)

221 Open carry advocate? I'm changing my mind about this guy....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

-------------

"You should see what he's got strapped to his leg!"

* swoons *

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (O7iDm)

222 188 Isn't he supposed to be holding it sideways? Enhances the cool factor an shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)
____________

[Nods approvingly]

-- Chow Yun Fat

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

223 She Paid Her He-Whore Extra Money to Service Her Nasty She-Nards

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (eYF7X)

224 Open carry advocate? I'm changing my mind about this guy....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

He's got to protect himself from all those white supremacists lynching blacks everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Handgun looks vaguely similar to a Springfield. I have an XD in 45 and the slide is very similar. Blocky too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Q4IgG)

226 204 That brick shaped .45 is not a conventional 1911. Might be one of the newer variants where they put some M-1913 rail under the dust-cover, just ahead of the trigger-guard.

But, think it looks a LOT more like an H&K USP, or even a lowly Hi-Point. Both have that 1.5x size over a traditional 1911.

He's carrying it like a suitcase handle, gripping it across the top of the slide, with the thumb crossing over the top of the ejection port, and pointing down towards the slide-release. Makes it tough to really see the full profile and outline of the gun.

At least, he ain't got a finger in the trigger guard.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (e6UQI)

That looks like a Glock back end to me, dunno what kind of holster that is though. Weird looking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

227 'Carrying in the hand.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (di6C2)

228 Oh dang, I'm going with Hi-Point. That makes the story the best story.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (+RC1q)

229 >>>Williams' score made that movie for me. Without that, it would've been some dumb, boring, Flash-Gordon style ripoff.

I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (CwhoI)

230
Why does his pistol look weird. No not that, his firearm. The muzzle looks melty. Digital image artifacts? Some kind of holster still around it?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:27 PM

mayhaps it's one of those pepper-ball "guns" or some flavor of taser / stun device

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (kQ2Qm)

231 "I think that's part of the holster design. I've never seen one like that, but I don't get to Atlanta often and don't know what's popular in the ghetto these days."

No extended mag, so definitely not ghetto.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (MvF+J)

232 Have Gun
Will Travel

for $650K.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (Cus5s)

233 She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.

Posted by: John Floyd at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (hqVaF)

234 what we also missed, because it is not in the pic, is his Audi A8 L 4.2 Quattro. which is not cheap.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

235 Regardless of what happens Kemp and Ratshitburger will make it all go away if asked.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (Y6IkP)

236 Ok, the Glock 19 has a front rail for attaching things like lights or lasers and the ribbed portion on the slide is for grip for when you are racking the slide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (XV/Pl)

237 I saw Painted squirrels open for RAT at Woodstick in 72'

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (X4yCj)

238 > GA is an open carry state.

Open carry does NOT mean carry in your hand. Open carry means the gun is visible in a holster or sling on your person. Carrying in the hand like that is brandishing or worse.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (Odg76)

239 Is it that she's so dumb and pampered (beneficiary of the 'soft bigotry of low expectations' all her life) that she truly is surprised that rules even exist for conduct in office?
---
Remember:
Stupid people really do not know they are stupid.
Every failure is dismissed as the fault of some external factor.
She absolutely believes she did everything 100% above board and perfect.
She would fall for the "I'll give you 3 nickles for your 1 quarter" 100 times in a row. Then blame you for stealing her nickles when someone points out she has less money now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (PFILT)

240 Is that a hair trigger??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (2yu8s)

------------

"With no safety!"

* swoons *

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (O7iDm)

241 and congrats to Sponge!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:29 PM (xcxpd)

I'm just happy to still be here......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Which role? Obi-Wan?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (9yWhg)

243 This headline is why Ace is the cruelest out there and I'm going to steal he whore.

I bet VDH is using this phrase as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (oQuWE)

244 If it was a Makarov or Tokarev, you know he'd just be trolling us. Or a Luger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (di6C2)

245 It's tough to ID the gun precisely, but from the rear slide grip cutouts, I'd guess it's a Sig Sauer, or (less likely) a CZ.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

246 I warned you dumbfucks.

Posted by: zombie lester maddox at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (rJ48h)

247 VDH had to smoke a cigarette after reading that headline.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (/QIWP)

248 222 [Nods approvingly]

-- Chow Yun Fat
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

*slo-mo dives through a bevy of doves*

Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (sm6Pk)

249 I hope he remembered his bullet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (9yWhg)

250 238 > GA is an open carry state.

Open carry does NOT mean carry in your hand. Open carry means the gun is visible in a holster or sling on your person. Carrying in the hand like that is brandishing or worse.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (Odg76)

Well technically it IS in a holster, looks like. It's not presented or readied to be used.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

251 37 What has this place degraded into?!

Boobs, Hitler and shelves?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 17, 2024 12:13 PM (uYJK1)
----
You forgot wieners, yes wiener links ..... wait, .... and fish, yes this is the plaice for fish.

Posted by: Ciampino - There's always trees and wood, just saying at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (qfLjt)

252 216 According to the Marietta Daily Journal, Wade's estranged wife's name is Joycelyn Wade, and they have two children together.

Much better looking than Fani

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (n2vyf)

253 He does look pretty ripped. How old is he? She's 53.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (U8kCF)

254 Evil people pretty much have total control of the country.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (K7bQ0)

255 mmm. rat soup..

Rat tart, rat cake, rat sorbet...

--------

Distgustin'!

Posted by: The Church Police at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (N3zMI)

256 >>>She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.

Posted by: John Floyd

very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

257 245 It's tough to ID the gun precisely, but from the rear slide grip cutouts, I'd guess it's a Sig Sauer, or (less likely) a CZ.
Posted by: Military Moron at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

*checks CZ at hip*
No hammer. It's a striker fired tool. Still guessing Glock.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (xcxpd)

258 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (CwhoI)

Style guide says, "BRIAN BLESSED".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (/HDaX)

259 I'm just happy to still be here......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

He mentioned you by name in a post- that means he wants to dry hump your garbage.

Just look at AP or Jonah. He just can't quit them.

Now you just need to decide whether to succumb to his furry advances or find a good monastery in outer Mongolia...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (di6C2)

260 Much better looking than Fani

-

Having seen Fanny, I wouldn't think that was hard to do.

The key is being able to launder millions of dollars, which I'm guessing Ms. Jocelyn lacked connections for.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (+RC1q)

261 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (VE1hH)

262 >>>Which role? Obi-Wan?

I was thinking Chewbacca. His Cheshire Cat grin and constant bellowing would work much better than the yodeling dog we got instead.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (CwhoI)

263 Looks like a G17 with some kind of condom holster on the tip. Sights are definitely Glock.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (eYF7X)

264 very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.
Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

You do good work, garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (di6C2)

265 She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.

Posted by: John Floyd

very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

*Buckles up for incoming avalanche of vag euphemisms*

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (CsUN+)

266 244 If it was a Makarov or Tokarev, you know he'd just be trolling us. Or a Luger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (di6C2)

If he showed up with a Mauser C96, my opinion of him would rise still more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

267
I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (CwhoI)

Obi Wan's ALIVE???!??!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (n+4am)

268 Amateur should have just sold the DAs office a painting or two.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (3vCGB)

269 " mmm. rat soup..

Rat tart, rat cake, rat sorbet.."

Rat Tomago.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (vFG9F)

270
Penal expertise? More like penile expertise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (MoZTd)

271 Crime is rampant in Fanni;s county. Well, even more rampant that usual. You can't swing a dead gang banger without hitting a violent felony in progress.

But she does have those election thieves on the run at least.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (JojsZ)

272 Ya know, the 2020's are pretty much outdoing every plot we could think up. . .

Posted by: Carl Hiasson and Dave Berry at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (NKqpy)

273
Now you just need to decide whether to succumb to his furry advances or find a good monastery in outer Mongolia...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (di6C2)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

274 So many things to love about this place, but the intense forensics going on to identify a partially visible gun has to be high on the list. Well done, Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (eNASR)

275 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.

It's easy if you try.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (CsUN+)

276 This is Ace's funniest post of the month so far. I don't know what he had for breakfast, but it wasn't Kaboom.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

277 258 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (CwhoI)

Style guide says, "BRIAN BLESSED".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (/HDaX)

either way...endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

278 Interesting that the law firm sign Paolo Tyrone is in front of reads "Wade & Campbell." This is the first time I've heard that the guy was in a firm with at least one other guy. Who is Campbell? And was he fucking Fani too?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

279 I would bet money right now there are no ghetto (D)s in Atlanta with a non-stolen Hi-Power.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (+RC1q)

280 Have Gun
Will Travel

for $650K.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2024

***
Paladin's usual fee was $1000, ca. 1876. That would be worth about $28K today. If he took ten jobs a year, no wonder he could afford to live at a fancy hotel in San Francisco.

Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

281 Not a real pistol. That pistol only shoots flour for Fani. Cakey marks the spot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (17s+e)

282 Glock of Ages.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (2yu8s)

283 If he showed up with a Mauser C96, my opinion of him would rise still more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

Broom handled Mauser would just be for Hipster style points.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (di6C2)

284 His wife is pretty. Nice smile.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

285 As ANY of the Horde ever exited their domicile carrying a pistol like that, ever?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Let's Go Brandish!

Clap. Clap. Clap clap clap.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (991eG)

287 Why did he go for Fani with the hot, hot, chunk of burnin' love Stacey Abrams around?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (9yWhg)

288 @239 I rarely disagree with PHV, but must invoke ShainS' Razor:

"Never attribute to ignorance, stupidity, loyalty, and/or incompetence that which is adequately explained by corruption and/or malice ... but mostly malice."

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (Lyve8)

289 Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Leicester!

Posted by: The Church Police at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (/HDaX)

290 I saw Dusty Cooch open for Cheap Trick at the Forum in 1979...

Posted by: ET at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (/aiSl)

291 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.

-

Where in Idaho do you live?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (+RC1q)

292 Glock model 30 is my guess.
A great little hand cannon. And not so expensive you can't ditch it if you need to.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (MeG8a)

293
She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.

_________

How much if her snizz sang like Florence Foster Jenkins?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (MoZTd)

294 244 If it was a Makarov or Tokarev, you know he'd just be trolling us. Or a Luger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (di6C2)

I have both. The Tokarev I paid $85 for is now worth $500+. Me like.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (pohLc)

295 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (CwhoI)

He voiced the Gungan head honcho in The Phantom Menace.

Posted by: spindrift at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (AA8bA)

296 His wife is pretty. Nice smile.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

Yet, he was tired of banging her and went for the Stacy Abrams starter kit.

Go figure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

297 >>> Ok, the Glock 19 has a front rail for attaching things like lights or lasers and the ribbed portion on the slide is for ***her pleasure .
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM (XV/Pl)

***Fixed it for ya

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6IkP)

298
Remember:
Stupid people really do not know they are stupid.
Every failure is dismissed as the fault of some external factor.
She absolutely believes she did everything 100% above board and perfect.
She would fall for the "I'll give you 3 nickles for your 1 quarter" 100 times in a row. Then blame you for stealing her nickles when someone points out she has less money now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM

Exactly.
It's like the old, I didn't do that but if I did it wasn't that bad, everyone does it and it's your fault I did it.
Kind of like the old everyone lies about sex.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (oQuWE)

299 >>Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.

"I know, right?"
-- Jim McGreevey

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (NKqpy)

300 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (VE1hH)

Yeah, imagine that . . .

Posted by: Bishop T.D. Jakes at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (4I/2K)

301 Fellow Democrat fatso, the AG of NY has reportedly spent over $30 million on taxpayer dollars going after Trump. But they totes don't have the money to pay for the illegal immigrants they invited to the state.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (VE1hH)

302 "You should see what he's got strapped to his leg!"

* swoons *
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:30 PM (O7iDm)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (xcxpd)

303 Which role? Obi-Wan?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (9yWhg)

Yoda. Imagine it. LUKE! USE THE FORCE, BOY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (D7oie)

304 261 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:34 PM (VE1hH)

———-

AME churches are political organizations masquerading as religious institutions.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (K7bQ0)

305 Did they CROSS STATELINES??

Sometimes that makes shit worse

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (qGQta)

306 _________

How much if her snizz sang like Florence Foster Jenkins?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (MoZTd)

I'm betting her snizz sings like Tay Zonday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Garbage people all the way down.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (sbssb)

308 289 Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Leicester!
Posted by: The Church Police at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (/HDaX)

The one in the braces, he dunnit!

Posted by: God at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (N3zMI)

309 288 282 We all know Ace hates Trump because Trump stole his only girlfriend Ace ever had.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 17, 2024 09:04 AM (cMXNt)

Trump stole garrett?
Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 09:06 AM (sm6Pk)
---/

Appropriate to the manbag thread, just wanted to thank you boys for the guffaw.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (+RQPJ)

310 Now you just need to decide whether to succumb to his furry advances or find a good monastery in outer Mongolia...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Sponge already has experience handling sturdy Buryat women from his previous stint of Siberian exile.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (9yWhg)

311 Why did he go for Fani with the hot, hot, chunk of burnin' love Stacey Abrams around?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (9yWhg)

hunka hunka!

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (AwYPR)

312 Fellow Democrat fatso, the AG of NY has reportedly spent over $30 million on taxpayer dollars going after Trump.

-

Cleanest president in our lifetimes.

Probably in 100 years.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (+RC1q)

313 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024

***
If you mean the burly actor who played Augustus in I, Claudius, I agree. But what role would he have taken? Sir Alec was unquestionably THE Obi-Wan.

Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

314 @267

>>Obi Wan's ALIVE???!??!!

Ersatz Prince Voltan: I too graduated from The British Reparatory Academy... To beee. or bee not, is.... THE QUESTION!!!!! **Swoons** **Dies** **FTB**

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (XV/Pl)

315 292 Glock model 30 is my guess.
A great little hand cannon. And not so expensive you can't ditch it if you need to.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (MeG8a)

Yep. Good for low-capacity states. A little snappy but tolerable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

316 Let's Go Brandish!

Clap. Clap. Clap clap clap.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (991eG)

-----------

* golf clap clap clap clap clap *

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (Lyve8)

317 Geez. For an extra $50/hour she could have had a white gigolo

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (nnp+f)

318 If it was a Makarov or Tokarev, you know he'd just be trolling us. Or a Luger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:32 PM (di6C2)

the TT and the makarov are well thought out pistols designed for shooting people in the face.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (D7oie)

319 Sponge already has experience handling sturdy Buryat women from his previous stint of Siberian exile.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (9yWhg)

And I've got the notches in my leg to prove it!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

320 301 Fellow Democrat fatso, the AG of NY has reportedly spent over $30 million on taxpayer dollars going after Trump. But they totes don't have the money to pay for the illegal immigrants they invited to the state.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (VE1hH)
______

How do they get to those numbers? The fat Black Santa Claus-looking fuck is prosecuting the case in-house, isn't he? They are all paid city employees on salary. Exactly where did they spend $30M?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

321 279 I would bet money right now there are no ghetto (D)s in Atlanta with a non-stolen Hi-Power.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

HiPoint > Hi-Power

Posted by: No one ever...no, there are some delusional HiPoint fans at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (JCZqz)

322 313 I don't know what it would've cost to have Brian Blessed in Star Wars, but it would've been worth every penny.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024

***
If you mean the burly actor who played Augustus in I, Claudius, I agree. But what role would he have taken? Sir Alec was unquestionably THE Obi-Wan.
Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

Just imagine Brian Blessed doing C3PO's lines....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

323 This dude reminds me of lyrics from "The New Style" - a Beastie Boys song...

Man, I had to get a beeper 'cause my phone is tapped
You better keep your mouth shut 'cause I'm fully strapped
I got money in the bank, I can still get high
That's why your girlfriend thinks that I'm so fly

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (eNASR)

324 I can't believe the guy who made a deal with the democrats in order to stay governor, has no interest in pursuing the obvious fraud in the Fulton DAs office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (2ovLw)

325
I'd be packing too if I had to confront Trumps' greasy moobs in person.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (j4U/Z)

326 Imagine going to your church, standing up in front of the congregation, and telling them that pointing out your fornication, dishonesty, and embezzlement was racist.
Posted by: Marcus T

Even worse to me, those listening nodding their heads in agreement.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (oiNtH)

327 It would never fly in my church. If you wanted to be honest and contrite without offering excuses, maybe. Otherwise they'd more likely point you to the confessional.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (VE1hH)

328
Exactly where did they spend $30M?
Posted by: Elric Blade

___________

You're a Biglaw alum, you tell us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (MoZTd)

329 You have to remember how flimsy the case against Trymp is. They had to dig deep to find a DA stupid enough to prosecute it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (0c3sN)

330 hunka hunka!
Posted by: BignJames

Yeah, misremembered the lyrics. But my question still stands.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (9yWhg)

331 Wade's gun needs to be a Glock, because as Brandon Herrera would remind us, Glock also sells horse semen.

Yes, for real.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

332 But remember: Trump is the sh#tshow because of his cringey, mean tweets!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:10 PM (NKqpy)

You've been to Massachusetts, I see.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (Q0kLU)

333 > Well technically it IS in a holster, looks like. It's not presented or readied to be used.

Brandishing doesn't require the weapon to be presented or ready to be used. Lifting up your shirt to show a gun in your waistband is brandishing. People have been convicted of brandishing for putting their hand on their gun in a holster.

All of that is situational, of course. If you lift up your shirt accidentally or without the intent to menace someone, that's not brandishing.

But if you're in a verbal altercation and you lift up your shirt as a threat display, yes.

I'm not a lawyer and I don't know the laws in GA, but I'm fairly confident carrying a gun in your hand like that, even in a holster, is an easy brandishing charge and likely conviction.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

334 I think it's either a gat or a heater. Definitely not a rod.

Could be a Webley.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (991eG)

335 How do they get to those numbers? The fat Black Santa Claus-looking fuck is prosecuting the case in-house, isn't he? They are all paid city employees on salary. Exactly where did they spend $30M?
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
---
After-hours hookers and blow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (7fElN)

336 Spoiler alter: nothing will happen to her.

Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (lX8S5)

337 Have Gun
Will Travel

for $650K.
Posted by: illiniwek

Hey Boy!

Posted by: Palladin at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (87r1r)

338 "Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand,"

It ain't a 1911, whatever it is.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (MvF+J)

Looks like a plastic gun. Kel-Tec?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (tkR6S)

339 >>I can't believe the guy who made a deal with the democrats in order to stay governor, has no interest in pursuing the obvious fraud in the Fulton DAs office.

Don't forget the exploding car

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (NKqpy)

340 Looks like a full frame Glock to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (eYF7X)

341 Exactly where did they spend $30M?
Posted by: Elric Blade

I charge two hundred dollars per day, plus expenses.

Posted by: Jim Rockford at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (AA8bA)

342 Yoda. Imagine it. LUKE! USE THE FORCE, BOY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:38 PM (D7oie)

NO! THERE IS ANOTHER YOU GLOWING F****T!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (di6C2)

343 "Why that's the 6th mummy that's crawled out of fanny's snatch this week!"

Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (sm6Pk)

344 The bangers around here are armed with much pricier weapons than Hi-Points.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (MvF+J)

345 Six snizzes singing
FIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIINGS

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (Y6IkP)

346 Looks like a plastic gun. Kel-Tec?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

K-Tel? Call before midnight tomorrow?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)

347 256 >>>She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.

Posted by: John Floyd

very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)
----
What! You've already forgotten 'bonus hole'? --- confused Leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Ciampino - There's always trees and wood, just saying... at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (qfLjt)

348 "Why that's the 6th mummy that's crawled out of fanny's snatch this week!"
Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (sm6Pk)

If they could've found the keys, they could DRIVE outta there.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

349 If he went to the church with Fani I'll bet he sat in the pew pew pew.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (991eG)

350 the TT and the makarov are well thought out pistols designed for shooting people in the face.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:40 PM (D7oie)

Or back of the head with the 'suspect' kneeling. YMMV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (di6C2)

351 Sponge already has experience handling sturdy Buryat women from his previous stint of Siberian exile.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (9yWhg)

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Make Queensrÿche Lyrics Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (Lyve8)

352 Who carries a gun like that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (2ovLw)

353 The one in the braces, he dunnit!

It's a fair cop, but society's to blame.

Posted by: Eric Idle at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (/HDaX)

354 >>331 Wade's gun needs to be a Glock, because as Brandon Herrera would remind us, Glock also sells horse semen.

Yes, for real.
Posted by: Ian S.

Also awesome knives and entrenching tools.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (eYF7X)

355 Just imagine Brian Blessed doing C3PO's lines....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (xcxpd)
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Just imagine Brian Blessed trying to squeeze into C3PO's costume...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (7fElN)

356 Clamato?

Ewwwwww.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Did you not try one of Gingy's Caesars at the MoMee? They are awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (tkR6S)

357 How much if her snizz sang like Florence Foster Jenkins?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:37 PM (MoZTd)

I'm betting her snizz sings like Tay Zonday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm guessing more Moms Mabley.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (Q0kLU)

358
OUT: Glock holster
IN: Cock holster

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

359 >>How do they get to those numbers? The fat Black Santa Claus-looking fuck is prosecuting the case in-house, isn't he? They are all paid city employees on salary. Exactly where did they spend $30M?

Oh, honey, it's so easy to "spend" that much. . .

Posted by: Bill de Blasio's wife, who spent $900 million at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (NKqpy)

360 339 >>I can't believe the guy who made a deal with the democrats in order to stay governor, has no interest in pursuing the obvious fraud in the Fulton DAs office.

Don't forget the exploding car
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2024 12:42 PM (NKqpy)

I'm still flummoxed by Kemp's decision to re-open GA and Trump's negative reaction to it. It only makes sense if you believe that Kemp knew his state wouldn't actually re-open but wanted to push Trump into a negative reaction.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (KbCG3)

361 323 This dude reminds me of lyrics from "The New Style" - a Beastie Boys song...

Man, I had to get a beeper 'cause my phone is tapped
You better keep your mouth shut 'cause I'm fully strapped
I got money in the bank, I can still get high
That's why your girlfriend thinks that I'm so fly
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (eNASR)

That's back when the Beasties were wannabe gangsta, before they got married

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

362
Did you not try one of Gingy's Caesars at the MoMee? They are awesome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (tkR6S)

No.

But, I bet they weren't made from snizz clamato.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

363 K-Tel? Call before midnight tomorrow?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)

Hey man - is that FREEDOM ROCK?!?

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (eNASR)

364 328
Exactly where did they spend $30M?
Posted by: Elric Blade

___________

You're a Biglaw alum, you tell us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (MoZTd)
_________

$30M is big money even in Big Law terms. But as far as I know, the fat slob isn't using outside lawyers, is he? He's running it through the prosecutors' office as would normally be done for a crime. So what are they spending money on if not lawyer fees?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

365 >>How much if her snizz sang like Florence Foster Jenkins?

>>I'm betting her snizz sings like Tay Zonday.

Pia Zadora?

Posted by: Bill de Blasio's wife, who spent $900 million at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (NKqpy)

366 Stupid people really do not know they are stupid.
Every failure is dismissed as the fault of some external factor.
She absolutely believes she did everything 100% above board and perfect.
She would fall for the "I'll give you 3 nickles for your 1 quarter" 100 times in a row. Then blame you for stealing her nickles when someone points out she has less money now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:31 PM

Tell me that you have been reading The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity by Carlo Cipolla?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (D7oie)

367 84 i'm not so sure it's a .45 colt now. maybe it's a glock or something else.

but it's definitely a gun.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

WUT…!!!

You can do a lot of things wrong here at the HQ:
Ban yourself
Hang shelves poorly
Do Math

But to misidentify a firearm…🤦‍♂️

Weasel and Frank from NZ are not gonna be happy about this

Posted by: browndog looking out at snowdrifts at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (TTAGa)

368 The sixth sick sheik's sixth snizz's sick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (4I/2K)

369 I'm about as plug-ignorant of firearms as it's possible to be, but even I think the way he's holding that gun is weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

370 "...though it did not cite hard evidence the pair is romantically involved."

Do you think the writer snickered when she wrote that?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (Rbu5d)

371 >>This is Ace's funniest post of the month so far. I don't know what he had for breakfast, but it wasn't Kaboom.
__
Seconded.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (bNf8H)

372 Those billing records showed that Gigolo-Wade is getting paid the full $250/hour rate FOR TRAVEL...I've been a criminal defense and civil attorney in FL for many years, I can tell you that is at least 2X a very high travel rate, and usually it is $75-100/hour.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (bvp+i)

373 Servicing nasty she-nards is a very specialized talent.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

374 He’s got that Idris Elba look, and she be like “oh myyy, he a player”.

Posted by: Scottyv at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (jrIuv)

375 "He wants to sell the idea that his life is in danger,
because Fani Willis' dusty cooch is a treacherous place,
full of cobwebs and Clamato."

My findings are as follows:

Cruel

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (53oGX)

376 very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)
----
What! You've already forgotten 'bonus hole'? --- confused Leftists everywhere.
Posted by: Ciampino

How have we missed the old AoS classic "mish"?

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

377 Do you think the writer snickered when she wrote that?

If her IQ was above room temperature she did.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (/HDaX)

378 363 K-Tel? Call before midnight tomorrow?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)

Hey man - is that FREEDOM ROCK?!?
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:45 PM (eNASR)

Yeah man!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

379 349 If he went to the church with Fani I'll bet he sat in the pew pew pew.
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He uses it for missal defense.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (2yu8s)

380 Firm's phone number is visible in the enlarged picture.

Someone could call and ask if he does any pro-boner work.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (bNf8H)

381 Years ago, I used to view many of the older southern congregations, especially those who were traditionally black, as the heart and soul of Christianity. When I thought my church was drifting far to liberal, I often looked to them.

I don't know what happened, but many of those congregations have now become liberal nepotist excuse factories.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (VE1hH)

382 If he showed up with a Mauser C96, my opinion of him would rise still more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024

***
We tried basing the first U.N.C.L.E. Special on a Mauser, the 1910/34. What a mess!

Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

383 @364

>>So what are they spending money on if not lawyer fees?

They are obviously skimming most of it but probably some of it is going to, researchers, subject matter experts and other bullshit nonsense to pad the bills.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (XV/Pl)

384 Wade is getting ready to impersonate Sheriff Bart scene from Blazing Saddles. "Hold it!" The next one who moves and the n******,r gets it". pointing the pistol to his head

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (5FnZt)

385 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (pohLc)

386 355 Just imagine Brian Blessed doing C3PO's lines....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:41 PM (xcxpd)
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Just imagine Brian Blessed trying to squeeze into C3PO's costume...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (7fElN)

It would change C3PO's character quite a bit. I'd watch it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (di6C2)

387 Six snizzes singing
FIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIINGS

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (Y6IkP)

------------

A thousand Faucis fapping. [Morning Report back-reference.]

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (Lyve8)

388 How do they get to those numbers? The fat Black Santa Claus-looking fuck is prosecuting the case in-house, isn't he? They are all paid city employees on salary. Exactly where did they spend $30M?
--

You've been watching the last few years. It's money laundering, same as always.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Quentin Hoodspith at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (geBEv)

389 353 The one in the braces, he dunnit!

It's a fair cop, but society's to blame.
Posted by: Eric Idle at January 17, 2024 12:44 PM (/HDaX)

Agreed. We'll be charging them, too.

Posted by: The Detective-Parson at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (N3zMI)

390 Imagine John Hurt as Darth Vader...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (9yWhg)

391
very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

___________

Mimsy
Nexus of Love
Joy trail

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (MoZTd)

392 That’s not a gun. It’s nicotine gum shaped like a cigarette lighter.

Posted by: billybudd at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (mZcd9)

393 Dude can't buy a holster for 650K?

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (53oGX)

394 382 If he showed up with a Mauser C96, my opinion of him would rise still more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024

***
We tried basing the first U.N.C.L.E. Special on a Mauser, the 1910/34. What a mess!
Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

The P-38 is still pretty special. I would love to see them using a 1910/34. .30 Mauser is sporty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

395 372 Those billing records showed that Gigolo-Wade is getting paid the full $250/hour rate FOR TRAVEL...I've been a criminal defense and civil attorney in FL for many years, I can tell you that is at least 2X a very high travel rate, and usually it is $75-100/hour.
Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at January 17, 2024 12:46 PM (bvp+i)
________

Depends on the specific arrangement with the client. At times, I was able to bill 100% of travel time. Other times, I wasn't allowed to bill for travel unless I was actually working during that time. But I agree with you that an arrangement that allows 100% of travel to be billed is on the generous end of the scale.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

396 I'm still flummoxed by Kemp's decision to re-open GA and Trump's negative reaction to it. It only makes sense if you believe that Kemp knew his state wouldn't actually re-open but wanted to push Trump into a negative reaction.

Because the current state with these globalist fucks and their minions is that they want to brag about how we can't stop them.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

397
This is the only responsible way to carry a handgun that doesn't have a safety.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (j4U/Z)

398 Wade is getting ready to impersonate Sheriff Bart scene from Blazing Saddles. "Hold it!" The next one who moves and the n******,r gets it". pointing the pistol to his head

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (5FnZt)

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* Everyone goes into convulsions *

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (Lyve8)

399 STRIKE ONE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

400 I suppose "vajayjay" has already been mentioned?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (9yWhg)

401 What's wrong with coin slot?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (vFG9F)

402 376 How have we missed the old AoS classic "mish"?
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

Fart Clam.

Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (sm6Pk)

403 Walking around with a pistol in hand? Isn't that considered brandishing?

Posted by: butch at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (pnKAA)

404 I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

If you've forgotten snizz, then you never really had it

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (eNASR)

405 very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

___________

Mimsy
Nexus of Love
Joy trail
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (MoZTd)

Ham wallet

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (4I/2K)

406 whoops, the 1910/30 is NOT the Mauser I had in mind. My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

407 Mimsy
Nexus of Love
Joy trail
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (MoZTd)

Carnal Cleft
Clammy Cavern
Coital Clasper

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (di6C2)

408 Brian Blessed in a cameo as the Mos Esley barkeep.

"WE DON'T WANT THEIR KIND IN HEEEEERE!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (N3zMI)

409 >>>Just imagine Brian Blessed trying to squeeze into C3PO's costume...

They'd need a hell of lot more Jawas to get him into the junk wagon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (CwhoI)

410 Wade is oddly familiar looking. But where is the white booking numbers and height chart?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

411 403 Walking around with a pistol in hand? Isn't that considered brandishing?
Posted by: butch at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (pnKAA)

Bonhomme thinks so. He might be right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

412 This dude reminds me of lyrics from "The New Style" - a Beastie Boys song...

Man, I had to get a beeper 'cause my phone is tapped
You better keep your mouth shut 'cause I'm fully strapped
I got money in the bank, I can still get high
That's why your girlfriend thinks that I'm so fly
Posted by: Doof
___________

Or Paul Revere

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (Dm8we)

413 Agreed. We'll be charging them, too.

I'd like you to take the three by the bin into consideration.

Posted by: Eric Idle at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (/HDaX)

414 Brian Blessed as Yoda:

FEAR IS THE PATH TO THE DARKS SIDE YOU MEWLING QUIM!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (D7oie)

415 Ah there it is: Cantina Band.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (XV/Pl)

416 > Who carries a gun like that?

It's dumb as hell. What's he going to do if he needs to use it, especially with his other hand full? Toss it up in the air, catch it by the grip, reset his grip, then present it to fire?

Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (Odg76)

417 " Walking around with a pistol in hand? Isn't that considered brandishing?
Posted by: butch at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (pnKAA)

Bonhomme thinks so. He might be right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,"

It is but he is in Fulton County.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (vFG9F)

418 I would dearly love to get me booger hooks on a C96.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (pohLc)

419 Cantina Band is the last song on side two.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (XV/Pl)

420 Fart Clam.
Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:49 PM (sm6Pk)

Nope, fart clam is the butt. The gay snizz, if you will.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

421
Or Paul Revere
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (Dm8we)

That song is why I grab piano players and punch them in the face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

422 Or back of the head with the 'suspect' kneeling. YMMV.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (di6C2)

Nah, that's the role of the Nagant pistol.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (D7oie)

423 Or Paul Revere
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (Dm8we)

He did it with a wiffle ball bat???

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (eNASR)

424 But I agree with you that an arrangement that allows 100% of travel to be billed is on the generous end of the scale.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

--------------

"It's good to be the FBI Director!"

-- Christopher "Feh" Wray

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Lyve8)

425 409 >>>Just imagine Brian Blessed trying to squeeze into C3PO's costume...

They'd need a hell of lot more Jawas to get him into the junk wagon.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (CwhoI)

He might become my favorite character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (di6C2)

426 Never realized, there is section where the hand pan drums sounds suspiciously like a whole lot of cowbell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (XV/Pl)

427 414 Brian Blessed as Yoda:

FEAR IS THE PATH TO THE DARKS SIDE YOU MEWLING QUIM!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (D7oie)

I legit laughed out loud at this one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

428
He did it with a wiffle ball bat???
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (eNASR)

But, the cops took his gun......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

429 It would change C3PO's character quite a bit. I'd watch it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (di6C2)

If they resized the costume a bit, it could work:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084988/mediaviewer/
rm3252877056

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (/HDaX)

430 I wouldn't think the $30M would be needed for jury consultants since it's NY.

Posted by: nckate at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (EPm6B)

431 Mimsy
Nexus of Love
Joy trail
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 12:48 PM (MoZTd)

Ham wallet
Posted by: Count de Monet

cum garage

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

432 >>>Just imagine Brian Blessed trying to squeeze into C3PO's costume...

They'd need a hell of lot more Jawas to get him into the junk wagon.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (CwhoI)

"Junk wagon" is Fani's pants?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

433 Wolf bitch gots nards.

Posted by: That Kid from Monster Squad at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (K8m9Y)

434 413 Agreed. We'll be charging them, too.

I'd like you to take the three by the bin into consideration.
Posted by: Eric Idle at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (/HDaX)

I'd now loik to conclude this harrest with a 'ymn...

"Da Church Fuzz nicked them aaaaaalllll......"

Posted by: Detective-Parson at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (N3zMI)

435 414 Brian Blessed as Yoda:

FEAR IS THE PATH TO THE DARKS SIDE YOU MEWLING QUIM!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (D7oie)

Brian Blessed as Han:
'I love you!'
'I KNOW, YOU TWO BIT TRAMP!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (di6C2)

436 This is a funny post. Comedy gold.

This is a good comment

She offered me $200 an hour for legal work, $250 an hour if I'd "make her snizz sing like Pavarotti." I took the $200.
Posted by: John Floyd

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (NtVYv)

437 The country may be going to hell in a handbasket, but at least Ace is making me laugh in the meanwhile.

Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond tired at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (dtlDP)

438 Or Paul Revere
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2024 12:50 PM (Dm8we)

Now I have an earworm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (oQuWE)

439 bilabial fricative

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (9yWhg)

440 >>>Nathan Wade, Gigolo-At-Law
This picture was taken after news broke he was
being paid for his penal expertise.
Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand.

Gotta love that "Georgia Open Carry" style.

You put it in your hand and carry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (cOq4q)

441 You can open carry in Georgia with a permit.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (VE1hH)

442 385 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (pohLc)

Yes, but Milani Dill sauce, the other key ingredient in a Bloody Caesar, is difficult to come by currently.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

443 You know if you are not servicing a righteous black woman's cooter for $250/hour publicly brandishing a gun is usually frowned upon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (17s+e)

Serious question: is it "brandishing" if you are carrying a handgun in such a fashion that you cannot readily fire it? Wade has his hand around the slide and fingers under the trigger guard. Carrying it like a piece of luggage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (tkR6S)

444
"Put your argument to my jury box!" she bellowed

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

445 ***
We tried basing the first U.N.C.L.E. Special on a Mauser, the 1910/34. What a mess!
Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. Armorer at January 17, 2024
*
The P-38 is still pretty special. I would love to see them using a 1910/34. .30 Mauser is sporty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024

***
In the first four or so episodes, the famous gun was based on the Mauser. It was tiny, seemed overwhelmed by the atttachments, and the guns they had didn't work -- wouldn't fire blanks. In "The Brain Killer Affair" you get to see Rosie Grier playing a Command agent, putting the attachments on this little gun with his big hands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

446 Eez nots a gun. Eez a sell fone.

Posted by: Fani4Prezdint at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (qUkBO)

447 Dipshit carrying a gun like it's a pineapple or something.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (lf83v)

448 Globalist With No Fashion Sense WEF Speak Complains 'X' Is "Toxic, Scary", Musk's Policies Are "Problematic"

“I have given up on X. What a scary name that even is...”

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

449 To be completely fair, I don't know any men who'd do her for any amount of money.

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (14URa)

450 He did it with a wiffle ball bat???
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (eNASR)

But, the cops took his gun......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Used to work with a guy named Mike whose last name started with D. Could not resist dropping a Beastie Boys / Mike D reference on him EVERY SINGLE TIME we were in a meeting together.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (eNASR)

451 Isn't that brandishing, walking around with a .45 ? Isn't he supposed to be a lawyer ?

kook

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (NtVYv)

452 One of the great things about Brian Blessed is his (occasional) restraint. He knows he has one hell of an instrument in that voice of his, so his scenes as Augustus carry extra weight, the way he speaks softly and reasonably....then he busts out the big guns, so to speak.

He's an underrated actor. I'd listen to him read a menu aloud.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

453 mud flaps > she-nards

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

454 And orff, Python sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (N3zMI)

455 Spank me I been bad.

Posted by: Fani at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (Yg/ZT)

456 416 > Who carries a gun like that?

It's dumb as hell. What's he going to do if he needs to use it, especially with his other hand full? Toss it up in the air, catch it by the grip, reset his grip, then present it to fire?

Stupid stupid stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (Odg76)
________________

"Dude, I kicked a gun out of the sand, spun around, dived and caught it, and shot the bad guy dead. What you describe ain't shit."

-- Ethan Hunt

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

457 Oh Ace, the Dems are trying to make a thing:
Morning Digest: Florida Democrats punish DeSantis with second loss in two days. FLORIDA DEMOCRATS FLIP STATE HOUSE SEAT FROM RED TO BLUE!!

A flip is a flip! But the DEMOCRACTS ARE IN TROUBLEZ!!! BIDEN LOW APPROVAL!!! TRUMP WON BIGLY IN IOWA!!! - MSM probably and probably the NYT as well. LMAO we are ridding this shit hard into November.

A clear bellwether for November! "The district went Biden +5 in 2020, but Rep. Hawkins won the seat for the Republicans by 10.8% in 2022."

His opponent is a teacher and school board member whose concerns include indoctrinating kids and border security
Hate to have that woman teaching my children.

I bet climate change helped. I hope they join California in suing fossil fuel companies for damages.

Not to mention all the tax revenue that he has spent on lawsuits that people could have used for very necessary things like making insurance rates cheaper and just governing when there was a disaster.

Posted by: Intercepted DU and Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

458 Is Wade's finger inside the trigger guard...or just Fani Willis?

Posted by: Lex at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (fMN7A)

459 Isn't that brandishing, walking around with a .45 ?

-

Black attorney in Atlanta working on case against Trump who has connections to the White House?

No.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (+RC1q)

460 I think making a brandishing case against him is a pretty far reach bordering on trumped up charge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (pohLc)

461 I'm sure he's all broken up

@axios
·
39m
Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (IG4Id)

462 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?
_______

IPECAC syrup has the same effect.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (lf83v)

463 The country may be going to hell in a handbasket, but at least Ace is making me laugh in the meanwhile.
Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond tired at January 17, 2024 12:53 PM (dtlDP)
.......

He brings the best medicine.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

464
Gotta love that "Georgia Open Carry" style.

You put it in your hand and carry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Nathan's kind of a literalist ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (xG4kz)

465 452 One of the great things about Brian Blessed is his (occasional) restraint. He knows he has one hell of an instrument in that voice of his, so his scenes as Augustus carry extra weight, the way he speaks softly and reasonably....then he busts out the big guns, so to speak.

He's an underrated actor. I'd listen to him read a menu aloud.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

Last Days of Pompeii he was decent. He played a Christian who tried to smuggle other Christians into the countryside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (di6C2)

466 Interesting, Side Two Ends with The Cantina Band but Side Three Begins with, Land of The Sand People, which is out of order with the film, I believe.

Weird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (XV/Pl)

467 I think you mean "zoom and enhance".
Posted by: spindrift at January 17, 2024 12:20 PM (AA8bA)

back and to the left?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (nXhwP)

468 Afternoon Ace. If the Republicans had balls (heh, heh, heh ,heh) they'd he-man , bitch slap the man whore. But they'll just send harshly worded letters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (/Mbcg)

469 39m
Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737

--

It's weird how that name keeps coming up.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (+RC1q)

470 Blessed was also is Branaugh's Henry V.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (9yWhg)

471 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers.

"X" !!!! ... Ooooooooo scary

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

472 470 Blessed was also is Branaugh's Henry V.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (9yWhg)

As Exeter. He's spectacular.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

473 Posted by: Intercepted DU and Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

We need to all chip in to get you a chemical shower near your desk.

Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond tired at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (dtlDP)

474 Whooptie on The View looks like she got scalped. I bet she's got some nasty she-nards too.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

475 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers.

-

USERS CAN CORRECT NEWS ARTICLES!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (+RC1q)

476 471 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers.

"X" !!!! ... Ooooooooo scary
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

I'LL say, huh, kids?

Posted by: Count Floyd at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (N3zMI)

477 >>Do they even make Clamato anymore?

I think Clamato is like Gatorade, for Swingers.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (RVloE)

478 I saw the Booger Hooks open for Gnarls Barkley at Blind Willie’s in 2008.

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (Lyve8)

479 451 Isn't that brandishing, walking around with a .45 ? Isn't he supposed to be a lawyer ?

kook
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (NtVYv)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (oQuWE)

480 Servicing nasty she-nards is a very specialized talent.

Usually you get double for that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2024 12:58 PM (17s+e)

481 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?

__________________

Very popular among hispanics for seafoood cocktails and red beers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (NtVYv)

482 Kemp in GA; Hogan in MD; Romney in UT--always keep in mind they all believe that they are wildly successful Republican politicians and, by rights, should be leading the party.

Trump is a dead-end failure because he's lost 3 elections in a row, as they will often point out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (PFILT)

483 471 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers.

"X" !!!! ... Ooooooooo scary
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

Sounds racist to me. Doesn't she know that blacks use X to replace their slave names?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (eYoxG)

484 @452

>>He's an underrated actor. I'd listen to him read a menu aloud.

I would pay good money to hear Brian Blessed and Simon Cowell do a dramatic reading of pretty much anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (XV/Pl)

485 very good. I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.

Posted by: ace

*********

Introitus?

(I can't help myself, I'm a medical professional)

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (991eG)

486 >>>One of the great things about Brian Blessed is his (occasional) restraint.

When you get a chance, get on YouTube and watch the scene of his character delivering a message to the King of France in Henry V. His sneering and contemptuous smackdown of the dauphin is wonderful.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (CwhoI)

487 He's an underrated actor. I'd listen to him read a menu aloud.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

He is also a mountain climber, and has summited some big mountains. He apparently also believes in Yetis.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (D7oie)

488
It's weird how that name keeps coming up.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden

Only for now ... soon its Max varieties will be dropping like flies

IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (xG4kz)

489 >>Whooptie on The View looks like she got scalped.

Her Merkin runs away more frequently than a Siberian Husky.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (RVloE)

490 This man doesn't excuse Fani Willis and he's a black church going conservative man. Whatever her pastor said to support her, Mr. Coleman hears no repentance by her, so I imagine even some of the congregants don't think too well of her either:

https://nypost.com/author/adam-coleman/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (Ki//m)

491
Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM

10,000 gallons of fuel? We thought you meant litres. Geez, you might not have made it halfway across the Atlantic with that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (nIvob)

492 "Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers."

Yeah, scary like Malcolm X.

Posted by: Harharvard at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (qUkBO)

493 278 Interesting that the law firm sign Paolo Tyrone is in front of reads "Wade & Campbell." This is the first time I've heard that the guy was in a firm with at least one other guy. Who is Campbell? And was he fucking Fani too?
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 17, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

Bet the guys in the office call him Soupy...

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (53oGX)

494 I didn't know you needed a gun to protect yourself from ridicule.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (VE1hH)

495 I would pay good money to hear Brian Blessed and Simon Cowell do a dramatic reading of pretty much anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

John Rys-Davies

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)

496 Introitus?
(I can't help myself, I'm a medical professional)

*******

Speaking of which, Wade called Fani to say, "Thank you for your cervix!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (991eG)

497 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2024 12:56 PM (IG4Id)

Oops, another "quality escape" from the facotry!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

498 453 mud flaps > she-nards
Posted by: wth

This is about me, isn't it...because i have both?

http://tinyurl.com/4yzm4p3u

Posted by: Gorlock the Destroyer, brought to you by Admiral Ackbar at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

499 Brian Blessed was in 2 episodes of Space: 1999 also.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (Q4IgG)

500 487 He's an underrated actor. I'd listen to him read a menu aloud.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

He is also a mountain climber, and has summited some big mountains. He apparently also believes in Yetis.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (D7oie)

Big animal lover too. He's rescued and adopted dozens over the years. His daughter hates him, sadly, but she's British.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

501 Call the law firm on the number on the sign and tell them to have Attorney Wade call the Fulton County Health Department. Fani Willis' tests came back and they need to talk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (lf83v)

502 Interesting that the law firm sign Paolo Tyrone is in front of reads "Wade & Campbell." This is the first time I've heard that the guy was in a firm with at least one other guy. Who is Campbell? And was he fucking Fani too?
Posted by: Elric Blade

If you are in a fender bender in ATL you can retain him today by just going to his website.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

503
Nathan Wade open carries as SHAFT!

(Can you dig it?)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (xG4kz)

504 Well at least Brian Kemp will make it a priority to do something about her...what's that? He'd rather be in Davos? Oh.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (xaNfJ)

505 >>>Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.

I'm sorry this happened to our shadow president.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM (CwhoI)

506 489 >>Whooptie on The View looks like she got scalped.

Her Merkin runs away more frequently than a Siberian Husky.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 12:59 PM (RVloE)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (xcxpd)

507 The dude is carrying a briefcase/satchel, why is the gun in his hand. He called the paparazzi on himself. Obviously.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (oQuWE)

508 Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (2yu8s)

509 I have some audio books read by Brian Blessed. Quite entertaining.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (0c3sN)

510 Brian Blessed was in The Lost Valley with Omar Shariff.

Only movie about the 30 Years' War I know of.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (N3zMI)

511 "Da Church Fuzz nicked them aaaaaalllll......"

Ahhhhh mennnnnnnn!

[ginormous mucus clearing sound]

Posted by: Everyone at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (/HDaX)

512 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place" with a "scary name" at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Fuckers.

"X" !!!! ... Ooooooooo scary

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

------------

"The only thing worse than 'X' is 'XY,' H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (57CQi)

513 so I imagine even some of the congregants don't think too well of her either:

-

MAYBE the part where she's having to acknowledge ruining a marriage. I suspect a couple were critical of her outfit. Maybe her earrings. But no, it's safe to say that for the most part they're fine with it overall.

It's no different than saying humans have two legs. Do some humans have one leg? Sure. But humans have two legs.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (+RC1q)

514 and has summited some big mountains

He shtupped Lucy Pinder?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (9yWhg)

515 I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.
Posted by: ace

hairy wallet
dewy dankhole
moist mantrap

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (h8xT6)

516 Is open carry legal there? Dude may have committed a crime. Not my rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (hiVtq)

517 Or maybe that isn't even Fani's pastor. It was just a high profile black church to go cry racism to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (Ki//m)

518 LAST Valley, that is.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (N3zMI)

519
Pull my trigger, Fani!

PULL MY TRIGGER!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (xG4kz)

520 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.
__________

The 737 has a UTI as a result of prostate surgery.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (lf83v)

521 >>I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.
Posted by: ace

Quim and my favorite ace-ism - Mish.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (RVloE)

522 Merkin Introitus, Attorney at Lawz

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (+RC1q)

523 When you get a chance, get on YouTube and watch the scene of his character delivering a message to the King of France in Henry V. His sneering and contemptuous smackdown of the dauphin is wonderful.

His deliberate mispronunciation of "Dauphin" as "Dolphin" while in full plate armor is delightful.

Posted by: Fani at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (Yg/ZT)

524 348 "Why that's the 6th mummy that's crawled out of fanny's snatch this week!"
Posted by: XTC at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (sm6Pk)

If they could've found the keys, they could DRIVE outta there.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 17, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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They looked in the wrong hole.

Posted by: Ciampino - There's always trees and wood, just saying.. at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

525 >>>Sure. But humans have two legs.

Some of us have three.

Posted by: Milton Berle at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (CwhoI)

526 494 I didn't know you needed a gun to protect yourself from ridicule.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (VE1hH)

Actually, I'd say it would be the easiest and most effective way to escape mockery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 01:04 PM (di6C2)

527 Based to the SpaceX's Super Heavy explosion after oxygen dumping, a previously detected oxygen leak made Blinken's jet unsafe to fly

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (RHGPo)

528 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes says X is "such a toxic place"
________

Harvard is the toxic place, sweety.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (lf83v)

529 This is about me, isn't it...because i have both?

http://tinyurl.com/4yzm4p3u
Posted by: Gorlock the Destroyer, brought to you by Admiral Ackbar
........

Nice tits, too.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

530 10,000 gallons of fuel? We thought you meant litres. Geez, you might not have made it halfway across the Atlantic with that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 01:00 PM (nIvob)

A little Gimli Glider action. But without the dragstrip.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (/HDaX)

531 Of course she’s confused. That’s why we’ve had to bend to the point of breaking college, law school, and bar admissions to get more black women into the legal profession

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (YZhRl)

532 514 and has summited some big mountains

He shtupped Lucy Pinder?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (9yWhg)

*estimation of Brian Blessed goes up three notches*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (di6C2)

533 I didn't know you needed a gun to protect yourself from ridicule.

-

I'm pretty sure that's slowly been more and more the case in places like Atlanta since the 70s or so.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (+RC1q)

534 Guy looks a little young for .45 AARP.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (hiVtq)

535 Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:03 PM (+RC1q)

AsI was not there I cannot say how many were critical or not, but no, the only thing worse to church going blacks about infidelity would have been in she had been having sex with a white man. People left Joe Biden's politicizing speech at a black church too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Ki//m)

536 http://tinyurl.com/4yzm4p3u
Posted by: Gorlock the Destroyer, brought to you by Admiral Ackbar

I just had to click on that, didn't I/

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:06 PM (9yWhg)

537 Brian Blessed was in The Lost Valley with Omar Shariff.

Only movie about the 30 Years' War I know of.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (N3zMI)

vigo Morgenstern in Capitan Alatriste, maybe. It ends at Rocroi

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

538 I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.
Posted by: ace

hairy wallet
dewy dankhole
moist mantrap
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Doomsday Machine

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 17, 2024 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

539 Isn't Fani paying to get serviced for Jesus or something?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 17, 2024 01:06 PM (JeYYB)

540 Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2024 12:54 PM (14URa)

Peaches!!! Are you doing well? Keeping warm?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (nC+QA)

541 Quinctilius Varus. Where are my eagles?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ohKuKy4_s

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (2yu8s)

542 Ethics, she has not.

Posted by: Yo! Duh. at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (lZVy/)

543 Wade and Wills give a whole new meaning to "Keep your booger-hook off the bang switch until you are ready to fire!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (991eG)

544 I was trying to think of synonyms for vag -- I completely forgot Snizz. Again.
Posted by: ace

-

Shaky puddin'

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (+RC1q)

545 Her Merkin runs away more frequently than a Siberian Husky.
Posted by: garrett

Her merkins frequently disappear...but they're not running away.

Posted by: The black sarlack hole of Whoopy at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)

546 Fanni, be tender with my love.

Posted by: The Bee Gees at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (lf83v)

547 What is a femcel, ?) because if it's anything related to "incel' she obviously wasn't involuntarily celibate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Ki//m)

548 A .45 is not going to be of help in this situation. If he's concerned over the usual nasties, a box of Durex will help. If she's truly cobweb-laden, then a machete might be more effective.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (oJ6Se)

549
A little Gimli Glider action. But without the dragstrip.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2024 01:05 PM

I think if I piloted certain planes I'd have the airspeed that they drop from the sky - or land uneventfully without fuel - tattooed on my wrist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (nIvob)

550
This is about me, isn't it...because i have both?

http://tinyurl.com/4yzm4p3u
Posted by: Gorlock the Destroyer, brought to you by Admiral Ackba

It's a "10" -- just ask it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (xG4kz)

551 Harvard's Naomi Oreskes With No Fashion Sense Complains 'X' Is "Toxic, Scary", Musk's Policies Are "Problematic"

“I have given up on X. What a scary name that even is...”

A previously detected oxygen leak made the jet unsafe to fly

Posted by: Musk -- X is literally just a letter from the alphabet lmao at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

552 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.

More bolts weren't tightened?

There's a TikTok video going around of a stronk empowered black woman who don't need no man bragging that she's an airline pilot now after failing her check ride (basically the plane version of the in-car driver's test).

So DEI can get you two ways.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

553 He's some sort of government retard lawyer hire? Where are there any $250/hr lawyers?

Posted by: N at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (RjBju)

554 He probably is in danger from the X- wife

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (KnogR)

555 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?

Maybe it'll make a good Bloody Mary.
Garnish with clam strips and smoked salmon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (cOq4q)

556 >>What is a femcel, ?) because if it's anything related to "incel' she obviously wasn't involuntarily celibate.

Having to pay your side-piece over half a million to scramble your dried up eggs, indicates otherwise.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (RVloE)

557 I just had to click on that, didn't I/
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:06 PM (9yWhg)

Here's some Katerina Soria:

http://tinyurl.com/5n83wva5

Note: while not nude per se, that is really NSF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (di6C2)

558 520 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.
-------

Might want to rethink that flight

Posted by: Ron Brown- zombie sec of commerce at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (/aiSl)

559 Lifting up your shirt to show a gun in your waistband is brandishing. People have been convicted of brandishing for putting their hand on their gun in a holster.

Not anyone in TX. If you live in the kind of state that does that crap, you need to move out of it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (CecP5)

560 I don't think it's possible for women to be involuntarily celibate.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (+RC1q)

561
Clamato is the Canadian version of V-8.

If you were hungover at fish camp north of Wawa and had just that, Milani, and Vodka you wouldn't be making fun of it.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (j4U/Z)

562 What is a femcel, ?) because if it's anything related to "incel' she obviously wasn't involuntarily celibate.

THE JOKE IS THAT UNTIL SHE PAID THIS GUY SHE WAS INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

563 Over 500 comments? I bet someone noticed this situation is contributing to our national shame, of women only getting paid 70 cents on the dollar, to their male counterparts.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

564 Synonym for vag: pachacha

Pronounced Pa scha scha

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (oQuWE)

565 CDC Drafted Alert For Myocarditis And COVID-19 Vaccines, But Never Sent It

CDC later sent alert multiple alerts encouraging COVID-19 vaccination. None mentioned myocarditis

Absolutely reckless

Posted by: Musk -- X is literally just a letter from the alphabet lmao at January 17, 2024 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

566 Here's some Katerina Soria:

http://tinyurl.com/5n83wva5

Note: while not nude per se, that is really NSF.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks, Aetius. Much better.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 01:10 PM (9yWhg)

567 Having to pay your side-piece over half a million to scramble your dried up eggs, indicates otherwise.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 01:08 PM (RVloE)

Nice one. I always liked the 'get your ashes hauled' euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2024 01:10 PM (di6C2)

568 Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 01:02 PM (2yu8s)

-------------

I literally fell out of the couch watching that "I, Claudius" scene years ago with the wifey.

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2024 01:10 PM (57CQi)

569
Clamato is the Canadian version of V-8.

Now with just a hint of beaver!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (xG4kz)

570 Talking about guns reminds me that I just finished building a full custom Krag-jorgenson Springfield model 1898 for my grandson. And I mean full hand made custom with the only original part of the rifle being the bolt/receiver.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (pohLc)

571 The "tough guy with a gun" look is totally obliterated by the man purse.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (lf83v)

572 >>Here's some Katerina Soria:

http://tinyurl.com/5n83wva5

Nice.

Normally I'd skip breakfast...

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (RVloE)

573 Here's some Katerina Soria:

http://tinyurl.com/5n83wva5

Note: while not nude per se, that is really NSF.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
......

Now there's a world class wedgie.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

574 I’m glad Willis wasn’t doing any calculations for NASA.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (MNhXM)

575 558 520 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.
-------

Might want to rethink that flight
Posted by: Ron B

------

He needn't worry, DEI hires will be flying the next plane, controlling his traffic, and tightening the screws. His confidence in flight should be soaring.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (JeYYB)

576
Not anyone in TX. If you live in the kind of state that does that crap, you need to move out of it.

This is not true. Brandishing is definitely a thing in tx.

Posted by: N at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM (RjBju)

577 > When you get a chance, get on YouTube and watch the scene of his character delivering a message to the King of France in Henry V. His sneering and contemptuous smackdown of the dauphin is wonderful.

Here it is:
https://youtu.be/mKHihAPr2Rc?t=56

Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76)

578 41 I'm a little confused.

I'm a little German.
Posted by: Hans Kleinbein at January 17, 2024 12:14 PM (AA8bA)
____________________

Ich schlage ein paar Aufzugsschuhe vor, Mein Herr.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (dIske)

579 "Note that he is carrying a .45 in his right hand."

I'd say his grip needs a bit of work, but at least his finger is safely off the trigger!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (8Ta2Y)

580 Living in a state where you don't go to jail because your jacket or shirt slipped a bit while reaching for something on the top shelf is nice.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (+RC1q)

581 563 Over 500 comments? I bet someone noticed this situation is contributing to our national shame, of women only getting paid 70 cents on the dollar, to their male counterparts.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

=======

Also to climate change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

582 Brian Blessed was in 2 episodes of Space: 1999 also.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM

He was also the King in the first Black Adder series

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (5FnZt)

583
The "tough guy with a gun" look is totally obliterated by the man purse.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:11 PM

It's a European men's carry-all.
Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (nIvob)

584 558 520 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.
-------

Might want to rethink that flight
Posted by: Ron Brown- zombie sec of commerce at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (/aiSl)

Switzerland? What's he doing in Switzerland? What could possibly be going on in Switzerland, that would involve the Secretary of State for the United States of America?

Switzerland is a famously neutral country, we shouldn't be having any foreign policy problems with them. What's so important that one of the highest ranking members of the American government should be there?

Unless.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (dGCAG)

585 Talking about guns reminds me that I just finished building a full custom Krag-jorgenson Springfield model 1898 for my grandson. And I mean full hand made custom with the only original part of the rifle being the bolt/receiver.
Posted by: Xi

You needed to be reminded of that?

Posted by: N at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RjBju)

586 582 Brian Blessed was in 2 episodes of Space: 1999 also.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 01:01 PM

He was also the King in the first Black Adder series
Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (5FnZt)

=====

He'll always been king in my heart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

587 So is fart clam out of circulation now ace ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (NtVYv)

588 Just read the title again: "She Paid Her He-Whore Extra Money to Service Her Nasty She-Nards"

What is Eeyore doing in this obviously sleazy story?

Posted by: Ciampino - Honey? at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (qfLjt)

589 Secretary of State Tony Blinken is currently stuck in Switzerland after a critical aircraft error with a modified Boeing 737.

I told him to fly private. Fool.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

590 The Most Ridiculous 75 Seconds Of Bullshit From Davos Yet On "Ecocide"

"We have this cultural, very ingrained habit of not taking damage to nature as seriously as we take damage to people or property."

Considering during the COVID pandemic they completely ignored damage to people or property, I suggest ... Get In Line

Posted by: Musk -- X is literally just a letter from the alphabet lmao at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

591 You needed to be reminded of that?
Posted by: N at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RjBju)

Not my first custom build.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (pohLc)

592 Arnold Schwarzenegger detained at Munich airport ...... lol

"Screw your freedoms" indeed

Posted by: ET at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (/aiSl)

593 Do they even make Clamato anymore? What is it? Tomato juice and mollusk squeezings?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:47 PM (pohLc)

Yup. Have a fresh bottle in the fridge. For making Caesars with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (tkR6S)

594 590 The Most Ridiculous 75 Seconds Of Bullshit From Davos Yet On "Ecocide"

"We have this cultural, very ingrained habit of not taking damage to nature as seriously as we take damage to people or property."

Considering during the COVID pandemic they completely ignored damage to people or property, I suggest ... Get In Line
Posted by: Musk -- X is literally just a letter from the alphabet lmao at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

=======

First, they will tell me how they will prevent volcanoes from erupting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

595 Over 500 comments? I bet someone noticed this situation is contributing to our national shame, of women only getting paid 70 cents on the dollar, to their male counterparts.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

=======

Also to climate change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

Well sure. Everything's about climate change.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

596 So is fart clam out of circulation now ace ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
......

It looks like an oyster but its snot.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

597 595 Also to climate change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

Well sure. Everything's about climate change.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

======

Even the sun?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

598
Not my first custom build.
Posted by: Xipe

Fair

Posted by: N at January 17, 2024 01:15 PM (RjBju)

599 Cracktop Nood

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2024 01:15 PM (53oGX)

600 578 41 I'm a little confused.

I'm a little German.
Posted by: Hans Kleinbein

I know a little German, too. He's sitting right over there.

Posted by: Top Secret at January 17, 2024 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

601 Wade's law firm bio:

https://wadeandcampbell.com/nathan-j-wade/

His firm handles personal injury, contract litigation, family and domestic and criminal defense.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2024 01:16 PM (lf83v)

602 I told him to fly private. Fool.
Posted by: John Kerry at January 17, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

I'm sure his wife has a jet. Doesn't everybody's?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 01:16 PM (dGCAG)

603 That wife of mine, a suspicious kind
She says that I'm quite a flirter
But I've been a good boy all of the time
And I wouldn't do nothing to hurt her
She'll tan my hide for spending the night
With Betty Lou or Mavis
But I'm sleeping alone in this wreck I own
I broke down South of Davos

Posted by: Tony Blinken at January 17, 2024 01:16 PM (4I/2K)

604 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

605 I would dearly love to get me booger hooks on a C96.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 12:51 PM (pohLc)

Likewise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 01:17 PM (tkR6S)

606 I don't think it's possible for women to be involuntarily celibate.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

It was a woman that originally coined the phrase incel on her website.
She included both men and women in the definition.

Posted by: old chick at January 17, 2024 01:19 PM (sOete)

607 Is that gun Fani's Boy Toy is carrying a .45? Nah, it is a Saturday Night Special for a Backdoor Man.

Posted by: lost in space at January 17, 2024 01:20 PM (ogl5c)

608 I literally fell out of the couch watching that "I, Claudius" scene years ago with the wifey.
-----
A 9:22 minute positive critique of that whole scene. Well worth watching by I, Claudius fans.

This Old TV Show Has Better Directing Than Anything Today by Moviewise
http://tinyurl.com/fsxdere2

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 01:20 PM (2yu8s)

609 Lifting up your shirt to show a gun in your waistband is brandishing. People have been convicted of brandishing for putting their hand on their gun in a holster.

Not anyone in TX. If you live in the kind of state that does that crap, you need to move out of it.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 17, 2024 01:09 PM (CecP5)

Truth

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 17, 2024 01:23 PM (BdMk6)

610 Is that gun Fani's Boy Toy is carrying a .45? Nah, it is a Saturday Night Special for a Backdoor Man.
Posted by: lost in space at January 17, 2024 01:20 PM (ogl5c)

.45, 9mm. No difference.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 17, 2024 01:25 PM (BdMk6)

611
Brian Blessed in "Flash" was peak Brian Blessed.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 01:26 PM (j4U/Z)

612 With the wavy serations I am going with a Smith M&P, with a cute little S&M gimp brindle on the muzzle.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 01:30 PM (cOq4q)

613 Brandishing is definitely a thing in tx.

Yes it is. Drawing a pistol out of a holster is brandishing. Showing somebody you are armed is not since open carry is legal in the state.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 17, 2024 01:44 PM (CecP5)

614 Socks off

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 01:47 PM (2yu8s)

615 It's a SIG in a Kydex IWB (appendix carry).

"No matter if it's heroin, cocaine or hash. You gotta carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash".
Apologies to Glen Frey and Jack Tempchin. But that's what that picture says to me.

Posted by: Strafer at January 17, 2024 09:38 PM (gnMti)

616 Step one, shoot him, wear a perfectly legal mask.
Step two, take the gun.

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