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Epstein Documents: Corrupt Senator Bob Menendez's Ex-Girlfriend Took Part in "Orgies" On Pedo Island
This guy is what I call "Pure Class."
Disgraced New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez's ex-girlfriend allegedly participated in orgies with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and underage girls, newly released court documents claim. Gwendolyn Beck, 65, a longtime associate of Epstein who dated Menendez in 2010, was singled out by his victim Virginia Giuffre in a January 2016 deposition, a transcript of which was finally released to the public on Tuesday. As part of the deposition, Giuffre was provided with a list of names and was asked which ones she was not trafficked to as a teenager. "Number 7, Gwendolyn Beck," she replies, according to the transcript. "I wasn't trafficked to her, she was just part of some of the trafficking." An attorney asks Giuffre what Beck's involvement was, to which the victim replies: "She was involved in some of the orgies."Bob Menendez, meanwhile, was "multitasking" to please his handlers in Qatar and Egypt and keep the bribes coming.
The attorney then asks Giuffre, "What gentlemen were involved in the orgies with you and Ms. Beck?" "As far as I can recall, Jeffrey Epstein," she replies. ... It's unclear when the orgies occurred but by the time Beck was linked to Menendez in 2010, Giuffre was married and living in Australia. Beck did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Jetting to meetings in London and Qatar. Secret encrypted text messages. Gold bars. Envelopes stuffed with cash. Tickets to a Formula One Grand Prix race in Miami. They were all part of an elaborate, three-year, multilevel scheme involving Sen. Bob Menendez and his longtime friend, Edgewater-based developer Fred Daibes, according to the latest version of a federal indictment naming both men. The updated indictment, released last week, adds more layers to an already complex relationship among the senator, his wife and three businessmen in which favors -- reportedly including Menendez releasing information to Egyptian officials -- were allegedly traded for gold and envelopes crammed with hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.
The initial indictment, released last fall, made it seem as if Daibes made payments solely to get Menendez to intervene in a bank fraud case against the developer. But the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York now alleges Menendez was multitasking for Daibes -- by also publicly praising Qatar to entice a Qatari sheikh to invest in a property Daibes owns. ... The indictment alleges that between 2018 and 2022, Menendez and his wife "engaged in a corrupt relationship with Hana, Uribe and Daibes" to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes in exchange for Menendez using his "power and influence to protect, to enrich those businessmen and to benefit the government of Egypt" even as Menendez was chair of the powerful Senate Foreign Relations Committee. An updated federal indictment last week gave more details, involving a scheme in which Menendez allegedly made flattering public comments about the Qatari government as a way to encourage a Qatari sheikh to invest in a property that Daibes owned. In exchange Daibes allegedly gave Menendez bribes in the form of cash and gold bars.
Bob Menendez decried the "persecution" he was facing -- yes, he used that word -- just because he happens to enjoy hiding gold bars and envelopes stuffed with hundreds of thousands of dollars around his various houses.
The embattled New Jersey lawmaker said he was innocent in a 20-minute speech on the Senate floor, first accusing federal prosecutors of leveling multiple filings against him because it effectively keeps "the sensational story in the press." "It poisons the jury pool, and it seeks to convict me in the court of public opinion," Menendez said, his voice wavering at times, adding, "The sensationalized allegations are now creating a rising call for my resignation, despite my innocence, and before a single piece of evidence has even been introduced in a court of law." But Menendez also railed against the allegations themselves, insisting that he has long criticized both Qatar and Egypt over human rights abuses and other issues and that he was not bribed by actors in the country. Prosecutors allege the senator took money and gold bars while knowing he was expected to perform acts that would benefit the Qatari government and help another defendant, Fred Daibes, get a multimillion-dollar investment from a fund tied to that government. Menendez knew he was expected to take actions that would help Qatar to induce a Qatari investment company to invest with Daibes, officials say.
"Oh, I know, yeah, he's a victim. Yeah, he's a victim," Fetterman said sarcastically. Fetterman continued, "I've been calling for that sleazeball has to go. And I don't know why we have to get rid of [former Rep. George] Santos and we keep somebody like him around." "[Menendez] accused his colleagues, I guess that would include yourself, who called on him to resign or to leave Congress, of acting politically. What do you say to his accusation?" another reporter chimed in to ask the Pennsylvania Democrat. "No, I think it's my aversion to gold bars in your mattress and over half a million dollars stuffed around your house," Fetterman replied. "Fire bad," he then mused.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dr. T at January 11, 2024 02:24 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:24 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 11, 2024 02:24 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:25 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: jmel at January 11, 2024 02:26 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:26 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (1t11C)
If I remember correctly, he decried that he had to face this during the Golden Jubilee year of his 'public service'.
So, what do you get a fifth-year Senator for his bribe- a block of wood?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (e1pHV)
So Fetterman is embracing the Fetterman-as-Frankenstein's-monster meme?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)
And then how the story disappeared when he agreed to stop opposing the deal?
But apparently Menendez has gotten in someone's way between the gold payoff prosecution and now this...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (ibTVg)
They do things in a very convoluted, twisted way because they know they are engaged in unethical, criminal behavior and therefore want to obscure their crimes.
This makes it very difficult for a jury to understand exactly what happened, even though the simple fact of the matter is they are criminal scum.
Their high-priced lawyers work overtime (for extra $$$) to hide their crimes from the juries.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: zombie stephen hawking at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (2yu8s)
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Finally! A politician that actually works hard. That's got to be worth something.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (+oR7L)
Santos had an R next to his name and Menendez has a D.
Duh...
Posted by: The FNM at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (/HDaX)
with the likes of Bill Clinton, Alan Dershowitz, Stephen Hawking, Bob Menendez and Bill Richardson.
Go long on Eye Bleach.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (RVloE)
Such a relief, after the Biden treasons and the junta tyrannies.
I am enjoying the latest Menendez saga and hope there are lots more stories coming along!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (bpapH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (R4t5M)
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Sadly, this is just tame and run-of-the-mill American politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:26 PM (R4t5M)
Good for two at once.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (NvyWM)
Posted by: bearski at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Bhsk7)
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Sadly, this is just tame and run-of-the-mill American politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Zp1WF)
(I have no idea. I also have no expectation that NJ voters would cooperate.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (7alhV)
"Gentlemen." You keep using that word...
Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (RVloE)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 11, 2024 02:29 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (dzZCL)
So Fetterman is embracing the Fetterman-as-Frankenstein's-monster meme?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)
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This is an Ace-ism, a humorous addition to a quote that he usually attributes to himself outside the quote but did not this time, presumably, to make it even funnier.
Also, it is cruel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lot of Mileage on This One at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (5GiIq)
Posted by: Ravenmother at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (oiHdz)
Our record is unblemished.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (vgggp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (R4t5M)
I'm gonna float a theory: they took Mike Dewine's brain and transplanted it into Fetterman, who now has 2 brains, sort of like a dinosaur. That would also explain DeWine's recent foray into lunacy on mutilating kids.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (CsUN+)
Such a relief, after the Biden treasons and the junta tyrannies.
I am enjoying the latest Menendez saga and hope there are lots more stories coming along!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (bpapH)
No matter who's in charge in NJ, there will always be bodies to dispose of in the swamps.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (bhRsz)
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I'd point out that his complaints about being railroaded and set up for destruction long before trial are the normal way of operation in American politics, but he knows it and has almost certainly participated in it. If you cross the Party - or even are just used as a sacrificial animal for the Party, which I think is what is happening with Menendez - then this is what will happen to you. This is normal. This is expected. This is how it works.
This is just tame and run-of-the-mill American politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: The get dirty and then the clean at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: All Planets Of The Solar Federation at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (DZrNt)
She was an independent.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)
"Fire bad," he then mused.
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I kind of suspect that Ace might have added that final line
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (tT6L1)
Their high-priced lawyers work overtime (for extra $$$) to hide their crimes from the juries.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (7fElN)
This is why, in some ways, the late 18th century french had the right idea.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (Cus5s)
One of my pet peeves is when people refer to all old guys as a gentleman, even in contexts where the old guy in question was being a dickhead or worse.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (xcxpd)
Also, it is cruel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Damn! Should've known.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Just Lily at January 11, 2024 02:33 PM (TVRWN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Gotta say thought, Fettermen has surprised me. He doesn't seem as crazy left as he did when he was running. It's almost like he matured and is trying to be a reasonable adult.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 11, 2024 02:33 PM (ky+MF)
She was an independent.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)
That's the thing about these independents. They all seem to belong to the same syndicate.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 02:33 PM (QBaJw)
Telling the Holy Black Government of South Africa to sit down and shut up was pretty awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 02:33 PM (2ocoG)
Because the GOP is dumber than a sack of dick hair, Senator.
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 11, 2024 02:33 PM (ky+MF)
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I'm still waiting for him to vote against something important to Schumer.
Especially if it's a close vote.
$5 says he'd fall in line and do what Schumer says. He's another Sinema.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Was the ex- gf one of the underage hookers Menendez and his Medicare Fraud Optometrist buddy were banging in Santo Domingo?
Of course Lindsay would defend him, Someone doesn't want his little twinks to be exposed.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (IIQZG)
Its odd in some ways. So a 50 year old with a strong enough sex drive to go to orgies BUT...she's attached to Bob Menendez?
But it appears Menendez was into the same sort of underage activities so...I guess they just had common interests...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (ibTVg)
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Ew. Between this and the Fani Willis story complete with her photo...
http://tinyurl.com/2s4zh8ra
Posted by: bearski at January 11, 2024 02:35 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Worthington Brockmorton Worthington IV at January 11, 2024 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
His standard, not mine. The rules today are that you have to prove you're innocent and that what's yours is legally yours. The burden of proof isn't on the cops or prosecutors, they just get to steal your shit under the assumption that you're a crook. If that standard is good enough for *me,* it's good enough for Menendez.
So ball's in your court, bro. Prove you're innocent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:35 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Vito Corleone at January 11, 2024 02:35 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 02:35 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (Cus5s)
Remember that interview Gates did, where he's asked about Epstein?
He just sort shrugs, gets a dumb smile on his face, and basically said "yeah, but he's dead."
I think a lot of these people think they're victims, and I supposed that's always the case for people who are being blackmailed. It wouldn't be effective if they didn't do what the blackmailer has on them, but the blackmailer is somehow the "bad guy" for holding it over their heads.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (QBaJw)
Didn't he get popped in some underaged shit in the DR or somewhere like that?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (RVloE)
The lump has assumed control!
Posted by: All Planets Of The Solar Federation at January 11, 2024 02:31 PM (DZrNt)
Gotta love Kuato Fetterman
Posted by: Iblis at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (62G7o)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ravenmother at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM (oiHdz)
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Menendez is Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations and is dead-set against the Iran deal.
Hence, he must go.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (bpapH)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (jrKun)
Didn't he get popped in some underaged shit in the DR or somewhere like that?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (RVloE)
Yeah, he almost got in trouble for that one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (xcxpd)
Never trust a stroke patient. Next time, go with Down Syndrome.
There ain't no coming back from that so no risk of them going against WEF commands.
Posted by: Spain at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (7alhV)
Posted by: Iblis at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9221z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Suckered bet. He us just trying to pave the way to reelection by being his own man (except for his vote].
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (vgggp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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It does raise an eyebrow. Unless it was just a convenience thing. "Eh, I'm already here. Might as well join in."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (Zp1WF)
Our record is unblemished.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I blame the pine barrens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
You are most likely correct - I'm just saying he seemed to be a full-out whacko leftist during the campaign, but now seems to be acting somewhat moderate. At the end of the day all of the dems vote how they are told. That's why party matters more than the individual candidate (even though I don't like the GOP). I would never vote for a "conservative" democrat b/c that just adds to the democrat majority which =s leftist bs. It's the average voter who doesn't understand that and, for some reason, the GOP never makes an effort to educate voters to this effect.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)
Also, it is cruel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:30 PM
* kicks dirt *
In having to have this explained, we have disappointed Ace yet again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Hawking, Pritzger (cousin of the Gov) and Bill Richardson (Dead) have been recently outed, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (RVloE)
But you can't hold the whole Senate responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole congress? And if the whole congress is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our Constitution in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Suckered bet. He us just trying to pave the way to reelection by being his own man (except for his vote].
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (vgggp)
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I hate being this cynical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (bSSoQ)
Posted by: nckate at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (FOFQQ)
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Sadly, this is just tame and run-of-the-mill American politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:28 PM (Zp1WF)
The corrupt wing is dying out and being forced out. That leaves the zealots - Commies, Islamists, Professors. You had a chance with the corrupt ones, the zealots will give you nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
Our record is unblemished.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I blame the pine barrens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9yWhg)
I blame the Jersey Devil
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (xcxpd)
Didn't the FBI raid his home and office about three days later?
The story disappeared? Did Bragg get his mind right?
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (IIQZG)
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (ky+MF)
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What does it matter if he just gives some rhetoric and still does as he's ordered where his actual position of power applies?
Until he proves otherwise with actions, he's as leftist as Warren. I don't care what he says. I only care what he does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, w
I agree but he isnt "left of Bernie" as he claimed, at least not anymore. I think that stroke accidentally connected a few of the correct wires.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44)
Like I said above, that's been noticed. His wife allegedly fled to Canada with the kids when he was hospitalized (which is extremely weird), and then deleted her Twitter and Instagram accounts (which is beyond weird for an attention-seeking woman) and nobody's heard from her since.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (2ocoG)
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Imagine what he could have done with Biden.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It's the emanations from the Secaucus garbage dumps.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (7alhV)
Politico says that human trafficking is merely an obsession of conservatives.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (RHGPo)
I don't hear much about his wife anymore. Original thoughts now?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (Q4IgG)
more likely her thoughts.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (RVloE)
Posted by: No really, I'd like to know at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (atdF6)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
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The zealots are still corrupt. It's addition, not substitution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM
You are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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Agreed. And I'm wondering if that's an effect from the stroke.
Posted by: junior at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (VU8C5)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (4jFv+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, w
I agree but he isnt "left of Bernie" as he claimed, at least not anymore. I think that stroke accidentally connected a few of the correct wires.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44)
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Whatever.
He's sided with Israel (a wedge issue on the left) and called out a corrupt fellow-traveler.
Wake me when he calls on the FBI to stop persecuting Biden's political opponents. Maybe that rhetoric will ignite some hope within me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)
Our record is unblemished.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I blame the pine barrens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9yWhg)
I blame the Jersey Devil
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side
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I blame Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)
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Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
One of my pet peeves is when people refer to all old guys as a gentleman, even in contexts where the old guy in question was being a dickhead or worse.
Posted by: bonhomme at
Yes and I feel the same way about the indiscriminate use of the word lady.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (NvyWM)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (RVloE)
Oh yeah, and wasn't it a Pritzger who hired Claudine Citations are-for-crackas Gay?
I always figure any hit on the Clintons is from the Obamas, to keep them in line and out of party control.
Posted by: Iblis at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (9221z)
Posted by: No really, I'd like to know at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM
Sorry, I'm not available to help you at this time.
Posted by: Juno, your caseworker at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: No really, I'd like to know at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (atdF6)
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1. Become a high-level bureaucrat - SES, maybe as low as GS-14
2. Win (or "win") a seat in Congress
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Hawkings Speak n Spell at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: No really, I'd like to know at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (atdF6)
Step 1: Establish a non-profit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You're implying Epstein only cared about sex. He had 17 year old girls around for sex. People like Beck were for leverage, power, money, and access.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (Odg76)
"Look at the economy - clearly it is in the tank..."
.. if you take a ride in the Pennsylvania countryside, you will see lots of Trump signs .. may there since 2020
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
I wonder if he had a Cheat Code, like Contra?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (RVloE)
Until he proves otherwise with actions, he's as leftist as Warren. I don't care what he says. I only care what he does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, but we're stuck with him for 5 more years. I'd rather see him "grow" in office then not. His vote is always going to belong to the dem party - but if he helps open some low information voters' eyes to some non-lefty thinking by saying stuff off the narrative - I'll take it. Better than nothing. Obviously, I'd prefer a fire-breathing conservative have the senate seat. I'm dealing with what is - not what I wish was.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (ky+MF)
"Look at the economy - clearly it is in the tank..."
.. if you take a ride in the Pennsylvania countryside, you will see lots of Trump signs .. may there since 2020
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
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Boy are they going to be surprised when Philly votes at 147% turnout and cancels out their votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
++++
The zealots are still corrupt. It's addition, not substitution.
------------
This is true. Now for the religious wars.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 02:43 PM (jrKun)
Our record is unblemished.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I blame the pine barrens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9yWhg)
I blame the Jersey Devil
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side
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I blame Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)
fair
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: bonhomme a
and because that was his job as an asset of the global IC.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Five bucks doesn't really strike me as a wager of great confidence, though.
Posted by: spindrift at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (AA8bA)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 11, 2024 02:32 PM (tT6L1)
I have more respect for that than just repeating the party narrative. I wish more politicians had that attitude.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It's the emanations from the Secaucus garbage dumps.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM
Ghost of Jimmy Hoffa, haunting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hawkings Speak n Spell at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It does raise an eyebrow. Unless it was just a convenience thing. "Eh, I'm already here. Might as well join in."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (Zp1WF)
I don't know that there's any rational way to account for sexual behavior. E.g., Arnold and his maid. Men who can and do do better nonetheless slum. Some guys will just fuck anything (and by some guys I mean most guys above ground). It's probably even less rational with perverts. Then add in that the whole thing was a professional honeytrap/blackmail operation. Anything is possible.
Posted by: You don't reason your way into an orgy at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (zuIfz)
The union leadership is in the tank for Biden.
The union ran-and-file are there for Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (Yem6A)
Maybe Big Mike got tired of Urkel.
Posted by: Iblis at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (gbpxs)
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Step 1: Establish a family trust fund to help the downtrodden peebles (See Clinton Global Initiative for the model).
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:47 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Milla Jovovich.......yum
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:48 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9)
The union leadership is in the tank for Biden.
The union ran-and-file are there for Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
These days "follow" for reporters is reading their twitter feeds and signing up for emails from corporate.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:48 PM (eoQWY)
"The company expects to reinvest a portion of the proceeds from the sale of EVs into the purchase of internal combustion engine vehicles..."
.. that hertz
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:48 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Jersey? A family? Carmine called them a glorified crew.
Posted by: Phil Leotardo at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (+oR7L)
Hawking, Pritzger (cousin of the Gov) and Bill Richardson (Dead) have been recently outed, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 02:38 PM (RVloE)
Hawking and Richardson are both dead.
Tim Pritzker was tossed off the Biden Donor Committee a few weeks ago. Also JB "Fatso" Pritzker is quietly making moves to possibly replace Joey Sponge Brains at the Chitcago DNC Riot and Convention in August. As if the riots and arson in his own state will make him more popular?
But that is politicians thinking for you.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (hLSHw)
@RandPaul
I’ve stayed out of the Republican Presidential Primary so far - but I’ve seen enough.
That’s why tomorrow morning I will have something important to say.
Don’t miss it!
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (RHGPo)
He's not disgraced. A disgrace, yes. He's yet to be disgraced.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
I seem to recall another prominent political figure making the exact same threat. Only she wears pants suits and mu mu dresses.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
++++
Everything in Washington runs on blackmail. That's part of the point. They wouldn't be hanging Menendez if they were worried about him being able to make good on his threat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (Zp1WF)
@RyanMaue 4m
Chicago will go into the deep freeze.
Monday low of -11°F and subzero lows starting Sunday with highs of 3° or 5°F
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Skip
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He's dug in, tight as a tick
crooked, like a dog's hind leg
stinks, like a garbage scow at low tide
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2024 02:50 PM (NvyWM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (Yem6A)
Maybe Big Mike got tired of Urkel.
Posted by: Iblis at January 11, 2024 02:45 PM (9221z)
Or maybe he's bulking up for the convention.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 02:50 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 11, 2024 02:50 PM (gbpxs)
But that is politicians thinking for you.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (hLSHw)
It worked for Mayor Dailey in 1968.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
that's gonna be hard on the 'new arrivals'
and the street gangs had better bundle up! Everything (bullets) hurts worse when it's cold
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:51 PM (geLO8)
The 6% drop year-over-year resulted in a low of 25,070 white recruits in 2023, down from the 44,042 new white recruits in 2018, according to the report.
The decline is responsible for the overall shortfall of 10,000 recruits in 2023 as the Army fell short of its target of 65,000 new soldiers, according to the report.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 11, 2024 02:52 PM (MvATi)
The first mentions of her is after Trump forced the DoJ to go after Epstein and some stories leaked about people tied to Epstein.
Interesting isn't it that Epstein's close associates all seem to have had professionally wiped internet histories doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:52 PM (ibTVg)
and the street gangs had better bundle up! Everything (bullets) hurts worse when it's cold
Posted by: Don Black
theyll just throw citizens out of schools and hotels for the IMPORTANT people.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:52 PM (CIS44)
.
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
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This wins the Oscar in the category of "Ironic Truth"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 02:52 PM (RqmTL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2024 02:52 PM (NvyWM)
http://tiny.cc/3dfzvz
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (Odg76)
"Fire bad," he then mused.
It's such a wonder why we're a clusterf*ck of epic proportions.......
Our best and brightest, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)
Remember the freshman Republican Rep who mentioned right after being elected he was invited to sex parties?
But, he's a lying MAGA liar which lies. And the FNM made sure he lost his re-election because we can't have lying liars besmirch our sainted public servants...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: No really, I'd like to know at January 11, 2024 02:40 PM (atdF6)
Step 1: Establish a non-profit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:42 PM (xcxpd)
First you get the government, then you get the money, then you get the women, then you lose your teeth, then you sale paintings to 48yo dried up donor wives, then you, what? no mom not again! but, ... yes I know, keep it in the family, the Biden way, ... [dons full body loofah]
Posted by: Hunter Montana at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (bSSoQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (FVME7)
http://tiny.cc/3dfzvz
Posted by: bonhomme at J
It's overall pretty good. sadly she is not coming back.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (CIS44)
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At least he didn't use "pouncing" and "seizing."
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (sSiSb)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (geLO8)
Lindsey Graham testified on his behalf as a character witness.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2024 02:54 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)
https://shorturl.at/rtxyI
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all mirrors everywhere at January 11, 2024 02:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Northernlurker
*ahem* "cryptid"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:54 PM (9yWhg)
In fairness I think we can all agree Graham would never touch a female, sorry, underaged female.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (ibTVg)
@RyanMaue 4m
Chicago will go into the deep freeze.
Monday low of -11°F and subzero lows starting Sunday with highs of 3° or 5°F
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2024 02:49 PM (IG4Id)
Turn those illegals into hard, frozen meatcicles.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (NvyWM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
It's one of my favorite movies, flaws and all!! It's just fun! A brilliant, fun, dumb, slice of SciFi goodness!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (sAmhv)
May not have even been a stroke... poison. Once in the ER, they winded it, and she hightailed it out of town.
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (TSnGz)
Guess those LGBTQ romcoms aren't the gold mine the FNM insisted they would be
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 11, 2024 02:50 PM (gbpxs)
What idiots Hertz is. They way to do it is to announce a series of 5 year plans to advance EVs to the same accolades, then buy a couple for the show of it where reporters congregate and continue as normal. Every 5 years to lie about the progress and/or announce a modified plan with the goal year advanced 5 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: red speck at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Gwen Beck at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (gQdZt)
The 6% drop year-over-year resulted in a low of 25,070 white recruits in 2023, down from the 44,042 new white recruits in 2018, according to the report.
The decline is responsible for the overall shortfall of 10,000 recruits in 2023 as the Army fell short of its target of 65,000 new soldiers, according to the report.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
Well, I'm sure the military won't miss these crackers. All these DEI-captured institutions have been crowing about how unnecessary whitey is. Best of luck to them.
Posted by: Have fun storming the castle at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
And as with the islhamic terrorist, they won't ever figure out why.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Zuck has some unique idea on raising cattle on his ranch and PETA is not happy.
http://tinyurl.com/ycywx4r8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (sAmhv)
Multipass!
Posted by: Leeloo at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (PiwSw)
Guess those LGBTQ romcoms aren't the gold mine the FNM insisted they would be
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 02:55 PM (ibTVg)
I think a lot of their talent booked it for the alternate new Hallmarky Channel.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (62G7o)
Starting to wonder if his wife was poisoning him, given how much he's improved now that she's gone. Or maybe they gave him shock- therapy for his depression and it worked extra well?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO8)
Yes, 3.4% on top of the 15% we all ready have.......
Yea.................. Bidenomics baby !!!!!!!!!!!!
BABY GOT'S BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 02:57 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: red speck at January 11, 2024 02:57 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas, he totally confused all the passing piranhas.
Posted by: PUSA at January 11, 2024 02:57 PM (bSSoQ)
>Remarks as delivered by Senator Bob Menendez:
>M. President, over the last two years, many of us have grappled with a very difficult question about our President. It’s a question that never before could we even imagine thinking about an American President, let alone saying aloud on the floor of the Senate.
>I’m talking about the entirely legitimate question of whether Donald Trump could be compromised by the Russian government.
>It’s more than a legitimate question -- it’s the natural question that comes to mind every time we learn more about the links between President Trump, his associates, and the Russian government.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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My guess is the Air Wings of these services will become even more white. Even Lloyd Austin doesn't want to fly on diversity.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (geLO8)
Zuck has some unique idea on raising cattle on his ranch and PETA is not happy.
http://tinyurl.com/ycywx4r8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 02:56 PM (FVME7)
PETA can go to hell. Every animal they get hold of they put to death.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (eoQWY)
OH NO
so, anyway...
Posted by: Don Black
They were doomed when they forced out DJ Tanner
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (CIS44)
BABY GOT'S BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Yeah. My $1 any size drink at McD's cost me $1.39.
Whip Inflation Now!
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (TSnGz)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)
"The company expects to reinvest a portion of the proceeds from the sale of EVs into the purchase of internal combustion engine vehicles..."
WHY DOES HERTZ HATE CHILDREN OF COLOR IN SHIT HOLE AFRICAN COUNTRIES DYING FROM
"GLOBAL WARMING " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 02:59 PM (1t11C)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Yowza!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:59 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:00 PM (TSnGz)
Fetterman seems to be in the No Filters stage of his recovery, where he has regained the ability to perceive the truth but not the savvy to disguise it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2024 03:00 PM (Uf+q7)
_________
Gosh, I hope that doesn't restrict the wide variety of storylines they use in their shows.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:00 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry
I don't know. It's an odd transformation. Politicians are easily persuaded and kind of dumb, so this could all change on a whim. He's still all in on GWEEN ENERGY!!! as far as I know. Who knows. Still, nice to see him being a 'stone in a shoe' to the Dems.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (sAmhv)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Nice body and dress...but she got a face for a Totem Pole.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (RVloE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)
It didn't mean that when the Solid South flipped R.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dig gp Must at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:01 PM (AIhUY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (CIS44)
But then that got You Tube to show my other video from recent star wars shows movies and it is pure unadulterated shit.
There was one video of Obiwan fighting some black Sith woman? (Queue that's racist!). And...blasters mean nothing but she throws a fuel can at the rebels...killing none of the important ones...of course.
Its as if you gave a tween a multi million dollar FX budget and let zer go wild in writing and directing.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 11, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Epstein was/is an intelligence asset, who made sex trafficking into an extremely effective way to control powerful people.
And your takeaway is this woman wasn't pretty enough for him?
You've heard of whores, right? When a whore tells you she thinks you're sexy, she doesn't actually mean it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (Odg76)
___________
One of my favorite scenes is when the Priest calls Bruce Willis' character "Mr. Willis" and Bruce corrects him and says "Dallas."
They left it in the movie.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I always thought it was after the yawning Hellmouth in the state.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 18-1
Sharing a tweener or two every now and then strengthened their relationship.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2024 03:03 PM (Ibaon)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore proudly announces that she opposes abortion, but only “two seconds after you’re born.”
http://tinyurl.com/yhw66j5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 03:04 PM (FVME7)
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Bullshit. I'm too sexy for my shirt, dammit!
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:04 PM (jrKun)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)
==========================
Whoooobabeee!!
Yes m'aam, I am indeed a member of the Senate
Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 11, 2024 03:04 PM (Izws5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
I would lie to her
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:00 PM (TSnGz)
And that's the truth.
Posted by: zombie Meat Loaf at January 11, 2024 03:04 PM (AA8bA)
Posted by: bonhomme at J
It's overall pretty good. sadly she is not coming back.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 02:53 PM (CIS44)
She is strangely hot.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 11, 2024 03:04 PM (ufFY8)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)
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Big toe is slightly shorter than next toe.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)
Until we see how deep the rabbit hole is.
Posted by: Advo at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (VHN21)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Pudinhead
What about your hat? and your cat? do you do a little turn on the catwalk?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (Izws5)
_________
Well, then I'm not paying her then.
*harumph*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (FVME7)
OH NO
so, anyway...
Posted by: Don Black
Any woman who's laid off can always just move back to her home town to start up a romance with the town's llama/dolphin veterinarian who's actually also a secret multimillionaire.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (bSSoQ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (eEq+b)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Only Wolfus Aurelius can issue formal opinions on ladies' feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)
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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Big toe is slightly shorter than next toe.
2/10
Would not bang.
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There is a heuristic that says if a person's pinky finger is almost as long as their ring finger this means they're very smart. Having a short pinky means the girl is easy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
Back when mobsters had a lot of power there were two things you could count on: One, if they got caught, they'd go to prison, and do their time. And B, they'd keep their mouths shut.
The world was a better place when mobsters were in charge.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:08 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: garrett
Au contraire, mon frere.
I think she'd be hotter without all the makeup... like early in the morning.
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:08 PM (TSnGz)
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Agree. That's why its smart to have your own sex dungeon.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:08 PM (jrKun)
I blame the pine barrens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 02:37 PM (9yWhg)
I blame the Jersey Devil
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side
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I blame Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)
fair
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 11, 2024 02:44 PM (xcxpd)
C'mon, where's the love?
Posted by: Flatwoods Monster at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (atdF6)
Posted by: banana Dream
well, did she move back home to save the family farm?
or the family business
or the family's old house
maybe, she came back to win that race she lost when she was just a girl
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (geLO8)
https://t.ly/gfd8O
--
That's one way to cull the world population herd, no? Messed up sperm, no babies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (JojsZ)
http://tiny.cc/8efzvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)
Yum. Looks Filipino.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (eEq+b)
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Sister, you don't know what you're missing!
Posted by: Baby the Pig Boy at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (Zp1WF)
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Oooh. A Godfather/Nevada senator moment in the making!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:09 PM (lf83v)
*harumph*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)
I pay extra to hear how good I am, and the extra little spark one gets from hearing she might actually, you know, love me.
Oh wait, that was my marriage.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:10 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (jrKun)
Great all we need is pinky extensions or ring finger extensions becoming normal. The dinosaur talon nails are bad enough, and i like dinosaurs.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 11, 2024 03:10 PM (L8hCM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 03:10 PM (0FoWg)
https://t.ly/gfd8O
Posted by: Blanco Basura
The Human Herd must be reduced to more manageable levels!
Posted by: WEF at January 11, 2024 03:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 11, 2024 03:11 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 03:11 PM (geLO8)
Don't tell me if this was just internet BS. I choose to believe it is true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 11, 2024 03:11 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 11, 2024 03:10 PM (L8hCM)
or like Mama Cass when bonked on the head by a lead pipe, she suddenly had a voice
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (eEq+b)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (9yWhg)
https://t.ly/gfd8O
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 11, 2024 03:05 PM (dZVON)
Makes me nervous, in a "moving towards the Revelation" sort of way, about Israel being very highly vaxxed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (jrKun)
Great all we need is pinky extensions or ring finger extensions becoming normal. The dinosaur talon nails are bad enough, and i like dinosaurs.
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On the bright side, a heuristic is a rule of thumb and fingers might not be covered.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (jrKun)
Militias who like to spend their weekends training to overthrow the government could find themselves running afoul of federal law, under new legislation being proposed in the House and Senate Thursday that seeks to curtail paramilitary activity.
The “Preventing Private Paramilitary Activity Act” is being introduced by Senator Ed Markey from Massachusetts, and Congressman Jamie Raskin of Maryland, both Democrats.
.. talk about seeing boogie men under their beds
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
Are we seriously going to pretend the hotspot for Dems didn't see Obama and Biden tag-teaming some little boy?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (PFILT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Should've used the Vince Foster sock for better penetration
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (TSnGz)
IPosted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 03:02 PM (ibTVg)
She hates these cans!
Posted by: Navenoo R. Jhonstar at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (bSSoQ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner Who Likes The Yellow at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (gQdZt)
She also says Joe sometimes works hard, even talking to people on the phone after dinner. Like "members of the cabinet", the ones who show up to work I guess, or "people who lost their house in a tornado".
No idea what she's mumbling about there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (bpapH)
___________
Who needs pedo island when you have female senate staffers?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (bSSoQ)
Or plot to disgrace the boy that stood her up for the senior prom.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:07 PM (lf83v)
And now who has all that video footage?
Unrelated, what was the FBI doing on that island, removing dozens and dozens of boxes of hard drives?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (QBaJw)
Hope so.
Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner Who Likes The Yellow
Shouldnt you be looking for a head coach?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (CIS44)
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I guess Mencken was right. “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (FVME7)
Sure, right.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (PFILT)
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Umm, a rewrite of the Constitution will be needed to pass as kosher. Militias are mentioned in the Constitution.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (jrKun)
It’s why the Dems always win in the long run.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (qXnqR)
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at Ja
or daughters.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (CIS44)
>>A new report on Kim Reynolds shows her political relationship with Donald Trump has deteriorated more than previously known, for the Republican Governor of Iowa kept a secret social media account where she repeatedly trashed the former president.
http://tinyurl.com/4k4cuduj
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (1t11C)
Since the Neocons want to go to war with them for stopping Red Sea trade, and just because there aren't enough wars we are in right now, Houthis are now bad. Revise your marks accordingly.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (eoQWY)
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Better than CNN?
The deuce, you say!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (lf83v)
Why bother, when he's got a waiting list of AWFLs itching to bring him their little girls?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (bSSoQ)
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Or plot to disgrace the boy that stood her up for the senior prom.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 03:13 PM (BdMk6)
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What if they boy who stood her up grew up to be the secret millionaire exotic animal veterinarian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (jrKun)
They aren't militia-militias.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (eoQWY)
Something tells me your standard two day pistol or rifle training range class will "accidentally" get included in this legislation.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (Odg76)
WHY do we announce a military strike in advance? So the miscreants can get to cover?
Idjits. What a maroon...
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (TSnGz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (jrKun)
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Sure, but not *private* militias. It's in the emanations and penumbras!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (Zp1WF)
Militias who like to spend their weekends training to overthrow the government could find themselves running afoul of federal law, under new legislation being proposed in the House and Senate Thursday that seeks to curtail paramilitary activity.
The “Preventing Private Paramilitary Activity Act” is being introduced by Senator Ed Markey from Massachusetts, and Congressman Jamie Raskin of Maryland, both Democrats.
.. talk about seeing boogie men under their beds
Posted by: SMOD
Make a law for a non-problem, thus creating a problem. Then, use it to destroy your political enemies.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (sAmhv)
That's one way to cull the world population herd, no? Messed up sperm, no babies.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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A boy and his dog enter the room.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (Zp1WF)
I think you left out Prince of a vaguely defined Monarchy in your description.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Or what if he makes interesting glass art by placing rebar into the beach during storms?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (CIS44)
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Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution!
Posted by: The Democrat Party at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (lf83v)
P.T. Barnum quote
Posted by: MkY at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (TSnGz)
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Midgets, yes. Dwarfs have sausage fingers, so no.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (jrKun)
http://tinyurl.com/4k4cuduj
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
She used Kimberly instead of Kim and that threw everyone for a tremendous loop that they never put the 2 together.
We have the best media in the WORLD. Real sleuths.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (1t11C)
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Umm, a rewrite of the Constitution will be needed to pass as kosher. Militias are mentioned in the Constitution.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (jrKun)
*****
Again, it's why Democrats win. Unconstitutional legislation plays to their voters and gums up the legal system while it exacts costs on their enemies.
Even when they lose they win.
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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A boy and his dog enter the room.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2024 03:16 PM (XeU6L)
its the inefficient way. Going after the eggs is better, there are fewer of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California."
SMOD can't hit soon enough.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (4NrrJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I knew the mRNA jab was going to affect female fertility, but those findings indicate that any vaxxed man is going to be shooting blanks, or worse! whatever is in his splooge is not going to create a human, that's for sure.
Future dating apps will feature women seeking pureblood men, even the stupid Karens will be looking to mate with the u-n jabed.
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (eEq+b)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 03:06 PM (bSSoQ)
It’s usually not laid off. It’s more like she’s a senior vp who works 90 hours a week but has never found true love. Then she goes home to see her sick dad and realizes there’s more to life than work. And then she find the dolphin vet, who is also a millionaire and ex GQ model.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (qXnqR)
Posted by: kallisto
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More like Fred Flinstone/Frederico in Lump's case.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (62G7o)
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If she will abort her daughter, she sure as hell has no problem making her a sex slave.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (PFILT)
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Response is we don't need no stinkin laws. Touche'.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (jrKun)
The “Preventing Private Paramilitary Activity Act” is being introduced by Senator Ed Markey from Massachusetts, and Congressman Jamie Raskin of Maryland, both Democrats.
.. talk about seeing boogie men under their beds
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
How about militias protecting themselves and others from the federal government?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (Yem6A)
The “Preventing Private Paramilitary Activity Act” is being introduced by Senator Ed Markey from Massachusetts, and Congressman Jamie Raskin of Maryland, both Democrats.
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So much for paintball
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (bpapH)
(Confidential to Bob @ NSA: just kidding)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (geLO8)
Gender-reversed? So we're going to get Martin Magdelene?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California.
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Two cis white women?????????
I am literally shaking with anger right now.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (qXnqR)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California."
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (4NrrJ)
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I can no longer distinguish what is parody.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (Yem6A)
Piker.
Posted by: Freddie Got Fingered at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Even when they lose they win.
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Not if they're dead.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (jrKun)
That would have been much funnier sockpuppeted as Pierre Delecto.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (dZVON)
“I’m here to say it is ours to lose. It is this country — this is what it’s all about. Either you want it to work forward thinking. You want everybody to have the ability to say how they feel, what they want, to move forward, or you don’t. Or do you want somebody who says, ‘I’m going to be, on day one, I’m going to be a dictator.’ Who says it to you, tells you, ‘I’m going to put you people away. I’m going to take all the journalists, I’m going to take all the gay folks, and I’ll move you all around and disappear you. If that’s the country you want, you know who to vote for. If that’s not the country you want, you have to make a decision.”
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)
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Yes. A proud transman who was born as Mary - but don't you dare deadname him!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (Yem6A)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM (CIS44)
Belechick was a GM, Head Coach, Head Cheater, and a singer and dancer!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (eoQWY)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California."
But Jesus, I'm quite sure, wasn't into bukkake like Lawrence is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'll watch this right after I eat a fucking light bulb.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (PFILT)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Is there any other kind? Serious question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (OUiUM)
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Umm, a rewrite of the Constitution will be needed to pass as kosher. Militias are mentioned in the Constitution.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 03:14 PM
Hmm...people choosing to peaceably assemble for the lawful purpose of learning small unit tactics...almost sounds kinda 1st amendment-ish.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (Wnv9h)
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Valley Girls recreate the Sermon On The Mount?
I'm betting this is a career killer for everyone involved.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (bpapH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (0FoWg)
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Be more inclusive. Eating a chaste light bulb should still count!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (Zp1WF)
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (qXnqR)
And he'll be gay. BUT they'll become inseparable shopping buddies.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (Wnv9h)
oh good! This will put a damper on the activity of the CCP sleeper cells that have entered the country illegally! Because they are very fearful of American Law Enforcement, especially the Feds whom they own!
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (eEq+b)
@RonDeSantis
I agree with Christie that Nikki Haley is “going to get smoked.”
5:41 PM · Jan 10, 2024
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Oldcat
He could paint a whole apartment in a single day! Two coats!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (9yWhg)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California."
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (4NrrJ)
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I can no longer distinguish what is parody.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM (Zp1WF)
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I know he's pledged to make a Jesus movie (including that it would be at least partially set in the modern day), but this casting news sounds...off. Could be real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California."
SMOD can't hit soon enough.
Posted by: Sharkman
Edgy. (yawn)
The Chosen will still be more watched.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I'd rather watch you eat the light bulb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (ELuCO)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:15 PM (eoQWY)
The Hooties are a separatist movement, and the Yemeni government went to Saudi Arabia some years ago, and asked "what will it cost us to have you help us kill these people."
To which the Sauds said, "you have no idea." Then the Sauds came to DC, and asked the American "government" how much it would cost them to have the weapons supplied they would need to kill the Hooties. To which the U.S. government said "you have no idea."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: The Democrat Party at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM
This!
Posted by: The 9th Circuit at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (a3Q+t)
I don't believe this at all
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (ELuCO)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Said by the party that is erasing normal women - er birthing clumps of cells - in favor of men.
And you could probably get 80 percent in favor of getting rid of journalists in every party.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM
And let's not forget all those Islamic groups who like to assemble for a little friendly weapons training. The feds will be kicking down their doors, too, right, Ed?
Right?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM (Wnv9h)
So basically any movie made pre 2017.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM (qXnqR)
I kinda love that these are the dealbreakers for you. And not all the strange dicks.
Posted by: lol at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM (zuIfz)
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Why does Hollywood hate transpeople! This is literally endangering my life!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney grades the news at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM (bpapH)
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I’m waiting for the sequel which does a gender-reversed, modern telling of the Quran
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: kallisto at January 11, 2024 03:18 PM (eEq+b)
getcher UNVAXED SWIMMERS! $1000 a dose!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (D7oie)
And what do you want to bet a lesbian love affair develops.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (ELuCO)
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Positively ridiculous. Hollywood execs must sure love to lose large wads of cash. They keep making the most abysmal movies nobody wants to see. It doesn't seem to phase them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM
One that's never been turned on?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Psalm 93 is read alot these days
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (/6GbT)
What a train wreck of an idea. What a disaster. I'm laughing my ass off over here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (0FoWg)
Remember when the Simpson's character Mr Burns cast himself as Jesus and everyone hated it because it was so transparently self-serving? I look forward to Lawrence receiving the same treatment.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I once bit into a Christmas ornament when I was very young. It was red, so it kinda looked like an apple.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (CIS44
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Hey! You think just doing voiceovers for Home Depot ads is going to pay the bills?
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (JfxgE)
“I’m here to say it is ours to lose. It is this country — this is what it’s all about. Either you want it to work forward thinking. You want everybody to have the ability to say how they feel, what they want, to move forward, or you don’t. Or do you want somebody who says, ‘I’m going to be, on day one, I’m going to be a dictator.’ Who says it to you, tells you, ‘I’m going to put you people away. I’m going to take all the journalists, I’m going to take all the gay folks, and I’ll move you all around and disappear you. If that’s the country you want, you know who to vote for. If that’s not the country you want, you have to make a decision.”
Posted by: SMOD
Please stop making Trump sound cool!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (a3Q+t)
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Damn. I missed an amazing opportunity.
Well done, sir.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (Zp1WF)
PPPAA? I was assured Democrats are good at coming up with clever but stupid acronyms for bill names.
They should retitle it The "Militia Youth Prevention Precedent", MYPP.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM
To say nothing of the Blowfish!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:22 PM (QBaJw)
What's funny is the Hooties have acquired cheap-ass drones and can block trade vessels. US and UK vessels can shoot them down, except the UK vessels broke and had to go home and exchanging expensive air defense for model aircraft left our ships out of ammo pretty quickly.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: DPICM at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (/rq6y)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
Don't hold your breath. Otherwise, you'll need to go to the hospital.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (Ki//m)
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Two cis white women?????????
I am literally shaking with anger right now.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:19 PM
*****
So they're going to LA to pay their taxes to the Government who will squander the cash on benefits to illegal aliens.
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (RHGPo)
Sus...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
5:41 PM · Jan 10, 2024
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
Who is this Rondee Santis person, and why should I care what he says?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (bSSoQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:21 PM
One that's never been turned on?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: lol at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM (zuIfz)
I'm glad I brought some gaiety to your sad existence
Posted by: kallisto, really - getting the Morons to chuckle is what I live for at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (eEq+b)
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (qXnqR)
I am too shaken by the idea of politicians taking shots at each other to consider jocularity!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)
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What if I form a militia called "Defenders of the Capitol from January 6 Insurrectionists?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (PFILT)
Posted by: lol at January 11, 2024 03:23 PM
Where can those be found?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro, Esq. at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oldcat at J
GM Belicheck led to the dismissal of Coach Belichek
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (2ocoG)
They should retitle it The "Militia Youth Prevention Precedent", MYPP.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (2ocoG)
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How about the Prohibiting All Resistance Act? PARA. Easy to pronounce, fairly accurate name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (Zp1WF)
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The Gassed Temptation of Christ?
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (HKhvN)
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Jesus looks longingly in Judas' eyes and whispers, "Do what you are about to do quickly." The Judas kiss becomes a five-minute segment.
Posted by: I am going to hell for this. at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 03:25 PM (Wnv9h)
I've been searching for the elusive blowfish my whole life.
It's the only reason I go out to sea.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (QBaJw)
If I remember correctly, he decried that he had to face this during the Golden Jubilee year of his 'public service'.
So, what do you get a fifth-year Senator for his bribe- a block of wood?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 02:27 PM (e1pHV
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You get them a plastic dildo for their orgies.
Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (OUiUM)
Only now is it really being thought about.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Many parts are edible.
Posted by: zombie Euell Edison at January 11, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
I look forward to the audio that Whoopi and The View produce where Trump has said these things in public.
I won't hold my breath, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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Positively ridiculous. Hollywood execs must sure love to lose large wads of cash. They keep making the most abysmal movies nobody wants to see. It doesn't seem to phase them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2024 03:24 PM (mupln)
In the latest Marvel movie disaster, the evil Female big bad had to have a reason for being evil. Probably an ex husband remarrying. Any how the heros had to beg her not to go get killed trying to destroy the universe.
I look forward to Judas' redemption arc.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:28 PM (eoQWY)
It doesn't say you have the right to target shoot.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2024 03:28 PM (Ibaon)
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Jesus looks longingly in Judas' eyes and whispers, "Do what you are about to do quickly." The Judas kiss becomes a five-minute segment.
Posted by: I am going to hell for this. at January 11, 2024 03:27 PM (lf83v)
I would say I'd be interested in seeing the famous Jesus/Judas scissoring scene, but to be honest I find Lawrence and Stone to be particularly unattractive.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 03:29 PM (QBaJw)
I think they should make a musical/dance version of the Biblical story of Jesus with Jesus envisioned as Barbie. /s
Martin Scorcese not a big fan of Christianity, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 03:29 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (CIS44)
Fulgurite is an actual thing.
Using it to make glassworks is technically "lightning in a bottle"
(of course so is making a leyden jar)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2024 03:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:30 PM (2ocoG)
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What if I form a militia called "Defenders of the Capitol from January 6 Insurrectionists?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 11, 2024 03:26 PM (PFILT)
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Or one called merely "Kill Whitey?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 11, 2024 03:30 PM (xafu2)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2024 03:17 PM (4NrrJ)
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Pontius Pilot: "Are you Ki.."
Female Jesus: *sternly* "Queen"
Pontius Pilot: "Right, Queen of the Jews?"
Female Jesus: "No, I'm Queen of the Palestinians!!!
"This is our land, its not Jews land
From the flowing river to the Medi Sea man!"
It's going to be awesome.
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2024 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
Instead of being crucified Jesusa will be hit over the head repeatedly with a surfboard until she dies?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 03:31 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:30 PM (2ocoG)
And Pontius Pilate, played by the flat screen TV wall mount.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 03:30 PM (2ocoG)
Surely its the shelves that get nailed up. Judas hangs himself.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2024 03:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 03:31 PM (Ki//m)
Nah. Just given a terrible, ufair review, voted out of her country club and barred from Sachs' Fifth Avenue so she has to shop at Kohl's
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2024 03:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2024 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
It was the best way to get away with blackface.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2024 03:37 PM (C2nn9)
Posted by: birdog at January 11, 2024 03:38 PM (sYlnp)
all together now:
This will not happen.
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 03:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Garbled memo at January 11, 2024 04:00 PM (8E/8X)
Posted by: AMartel at January 11, 2024 04:08 PM (w8Z2D)
In early December 2023 she walked back her retirement announcement, writing in an email to IndyStar that "colleagues and constituents want me to run again" and there is "a better Speaker" leading the House, which would require her "to reconsider."
She IS from Ukraine, pretty hot topic right about now.
Posted by: birdog at January 11, 2024 04:16 PM (sYlnp)
The initial catheter is latex, supposed to remain in place post surgery for a week...BUT....if the patient is latex sensitive(as a high % black men are) it often triggers a secondary infection/rejection.
Posted by: birdog at January 11, 2024 04:25 PM (sYlnp)
However, unlike these degenerate swine, I do it alone.
Posted by: Tom Perry at January 11, 2024 05:39 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 11, 2024 05:42 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at January 11, 2024 05:47 PM (cDbti)
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It will be interesting to see which Rolling Stones song he puts in the soundtrack.
Posted by: Tommy Cutlets at January 11, 2024 05:56 PM (ZlKnD)
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