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Court Blocks Biden Junta's Newest Crusade, Taking Away People's Washing Machines

You will be made to live like a Mennonite. Well, an unemployed Twitter activist transgender prostitute Mennonite.

The U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals pushed back this week on a Biden administration effort to tighten regulations on dishwashers and washing machines.

In 2022, President Joe Biden issued an executive order on his first day in office that led to the Department of Energy replacing a less strict Trump-era rule on those appliances with a more stringent rule for energy and water use.

Critics lamented the much longer amount of time needed for cleaning under the Biden rule and said Americans were paying more for the appliances that left the clothes and dishes less clean.

"This decision allows manufacturers to build better dishwashers, not be encumbered by counterproductive federal regulations," said Devin Watkins, an attorney for the Competitive Enterprise, a group that helped lead the pushback on the Biden administration's new rule.

The critics filed suit against the Biden administration, and the court ruled in against the Biden administration, suggesting the DOE violated federal law with its effort and may not have legal standing to regulate the appliances nearly as much as the agency has claimed.

The court ruled that it "is unclear that DOE has statutory authority to regulate water use in dishwashers and clothes washers."

"But even if DOE has water-usage authority over the relevant appliances, the Department...failed to adequately consider the negative consequences of the Repeal Rule, including the substitution effects of energy-and-water-wasting rewashing, prewashing, and handwashing," the court ruled. "And in all events, the 2022 DOE...failed to adequately consider the impact of the energy conservation program on 'performance characteristics.'"

Fresh off of targeting Elon Musk, Biden's partisan thug at the SEC is now targeting Rumble.

I guess it's all just a coincidence that Biden's Handlers are constantly using government law enforcement power to harass and imprison Biden's political enemies, huh?

I sure hope a Republican doesn't get elected -- imagine, a Republican might use the power of the federal government to target leftwing journalists and other enemies. The horrors of such Bad Fascism (TM)!

President Joe Biden's Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is investigating video platform Rumble for undisclosed reasons, the agency confirmed to Wired on Monday.

The SEC's acknowledgment of the investigation to Wired comes after an April report by investment research firm Culper Research alleging that Rumble boosts measurements of its monthly active users (MAU) by 66% to 108%, which the company vehemently denies. Culper Research disclosed its "short" position on Rumble at the time of the report's release, indicating potential profit if Rumble's stock falls.

This observer says the short seller -- someone who bets on the price of a stock falling (and who will suffer major losses if the stock price rises) -- is making up a negative story and feeding it to the SEC, so that the SEC will then investigate the company -- and cause Rumble's stock price to fall, thereby making the short seller rich.

Chris Pavlovski
@chrispavlovski


The playbook to try and destroy $RUM (Rumble)

A short seller creates a bogus report and sends it to the SEC. The SEC investigates the bogus report. Then the short seller talks to the media to get a story about how the SEC is investigating the report that started with him. The media happily writes the story.

The report is bogus, but that doesn’t matter—it’s all to get investors to sell the stock so the short seller profits.

Good news, it won’t work. We saw the attacks coming, and we prepared for them. Prior to going public, we chose to use Google Analytics to track and report our MAUs, so we could be ready for this very moment.

This is just the start, they’re coming for us in 2024. They can't stand Rumble's mission, but they are going to learn quickly how hard we punch back.

These are only the most recent cases of Biden's Handlers abusing "regulatory" power to punish disfavored speech, people, products, and companies.

The Fifth Circuit just rejected the FDA's galling "surprise switcheroo." The FDA announced very costly hurdles that vaping products would have to clear to gain FDA approval. Companies spent millions to clear these hurdles.

Then the FDA turned around and said,"Nah, we were just kidding, we're never going to approve any of your products and we just made you spend millions for no reason."


En Banc Fifth Circuit Rejects FDA's Vaping Regulation "Surprise Switcheroo"

Another significant court loss for the Food & Drug Administration's arbitrary approach to regulating vaping products.

Jonathan H. Adler | 1.3.2024 4:31 PM

Today, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit issued its long-awaited en banc decision in Wages and White Lion Investments, L.L.C. v. Food & Drug Administration, in which it considered a challenge to the FDA's denial of vaping product applications. By a vote of 10-6, the court handed the FDA a substantial loss, and deepened the circuit split over the FDA's handling of vaping product applications.


...

[S]itting en banc, the Fifth Circuit has again ruled against the FDA, taking the agency to task for its arbitrary treatment of Wages & White Lion's product applications and, by implication, those submitted by dozens of other manufacturers as well.

...

Judge Oldham's opinion begins:


Over several years, the Food and Drug Administration ("FDA") sent manufacturers of flavored e-cigarette products on a wild goose chase.

First, the agency gave manufacturers detailed instructions for what information federal regulators needed to approve e-cigarette products. Just as importantly, FDA gave manufacturers specific instructions on what regulators did not need. The agency said manufacturers' marketing plans would be "critical" to the success of their applications. And the agency promulgated hundreds of pages of guidance documents, hosted public meetings, and posted formal presentations to its website--all with the (false) promise that a flavored-product manufacturer could, at least in theory, satisfy FDA's instructions. The regulated manufacturers dutifully spent untold millions conforming their behavior and their applications to FDA's say-so.

Then, months after receiving hundreds of thousands of applications predicated on its instructions, FDA turned around, pretended it never gave anyone any instructions about anything, imposed new testing requirements without any notice, and denied all one million flavored e-cigarette applications for failing to predict the agency's volte face.

Worse, after telling manufacturers that their marketing plans were "critical" to their applications, FDA candidly admitted that it did not read a single word of the one million plans. Then FDA denied that its voluminous guidance documents and years-long instructional processes meant anything. Why? Because, the agency said, it always reserved the implied power to ignore every instruction it ever gave and to require the very studies it said could be omitted, along with the secret power to not even read the marketing plans it previously said were "critical."

...

FDA justifies its behavior with two principal arguments. First, FDA argues that its years' worth of regulatory guidance was not worth the paper it was printed on because it was hedged with cautious qualifiers and never guaranteed that any particular submission would be granted. Second, and most disturbingly, FDA argues that its capriciousness should be forgiven as harmless because the agency promises to deny petitioners' applications even if we remand to make the agency follow the law.

Today we reject both propositions. As the Supreme Court recently reminded us: "If men must turn square corners when they deal with the government, it cannot be too much to expect the government to turn square corners when it deals with them." Niz-Chavez v. Garland, 593 U.S. 155, 172 (2021). No principle is more important when considering how the unelected administrators of the Fourth Branch of Government treat the American people. And FDA's regulatory switcheroos in this case bear no resemblance to square corners.


The only square corners the fascist US government is turning are those needed to form the Nazi swastika.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 Ttyyeett

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2024 03:30 PM (87qwM)

2 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2024 03:32 PM (1Yy3c)

3 Kinda gray out.

Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2024 03:33 PM (1Yy3c)

4 Boxy

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2024 03:33 PM (u73oe)

5 FFS, can these fucking busybodies leave anything alone? Life was much better when people minded their own damn business.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2024 03:34 PM (u73oe)

6 We’ve let 8 million new dishwashers into the country since I took office! -Joe Potato

Posted by: Rex B at January 10, 2024 03:34 PM (sNvzL)

7 Dark Ace is here

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2024 03:35 PM (Q4IgG)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2024 03:35 PM (vf0Uk)

9 "You will be made to live like a Mennonite. Well, an unemployed Twitter activist transgender prostitute Mennonite."

But ONLY you. The nomenklatura will still have their good washing machines for the help to use while they are on the new Epstein Island.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:36 PM (di6C2)

10 Well, an unemployed Twitter activist transgender prostitute Mennonite.



I think that's an influencer on TikTok.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)

11 This might put a damper on stoves as well.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (krQz2)

12 En Banc Fifth Circuit Rejects FDA's Vaping Regulation "Surprise Switcheroo"

Another significant court loss for the Food & Drug Administration's arbitrary approach to regulating vaping products.

========

Hey, Fifth Circuit.

These agencies are going to keep doing this.

Maybe the core of the problem isn't the regulations themselves but how the executive branch is effectively an independent branch of government unmoored from the will of the people?

Maybe start chipping away at that by limiting their power to make these rules at all without explicit permission from Congress?

Signed,
Just some asshole

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

13 These people spearheading the Rumble short sale know what the Internet did to the folks shorting GameStop, right? And Rumble is a stock with much better prospects.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (3cXfB)

14 We’ve let 8 million new dishwashers into the country since I took office! -Joe Potato
Posted by: Rex B at Ja

Some of them have to do the lawns. maybe 6 mil dishwashers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

15 What's a Mennonite?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)

16 But ONLY you. The nomenklatura will still have their good washing machines for the help to use while they are on the new Epstein Island.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:36 PM (di6C2)

Gotta bend the help over something.

Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (1Yy3c)

17 I love the water saving toilet episode on King of the Hill. To be fair I love all the episodes. Just some more than others.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (MNhXM)

18 Johnie
@Johnie
Jan 8
WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?

-
It's conspiring with your toaster, your drier, and your refrigerator to overthrow your tyrannical rule!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (FVME7)

19 Abolish The Federal Government.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (Edu7X)

20 So I wonder how much of a damper this will put on Joe's Washer grab....

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (krQz2)

21 Good think I have a creek nearby...

I'm gonna need it when they confiscate my washer/dryer and dishwasher (which I never use anyway).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (7fElN)

22 Today I am mandating the elimination of toilets and now NYC and Chicago will be the only official Shitting and Pissing Facilities.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (qpLSv)

23 >>and cause Rumble's stock price to fall, thereby making the short seller rich.

Quick, see where Paul Pelosi is putting his money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (XV/Pl)

24 Somehow I think Consolidated Edison is involved in the electric stoves and underperforming washing machin thingy. Remember, Bill Ayers daddy was CEO of ConEd and Imma pretty sure the Ayers and Pritzkers are pals.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (LVNnd)

25 Square corners? I am unaware of this as an idiom.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (n3MkI)

26 Quick, see where Paul Pelosi is putting his money.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at

Hammer futures

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)

27 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)
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About the same thing as a Henway.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

28 It's conspiring with your toaster, your drier, and your refrigerator to overthrow your tyrannical rule!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (FVME7)
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Ah, the "Mother's Day" episode of Futurama...where Mom sends out a signal for all electronic devices to overthrow humanity so she can rule the world...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (7fElN)

29 Maybe start chipping away at that by limiting their power to make these rules at all without explicit permission from Congress?

SCOTUS has done some of that, and there are rumblings that they’re going to finish the job soon by gutting Chevron (the court case, not the company).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (3cXfB)

30 Oh turn square corners--like marching orders?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (n3MkI)

31 Whats funny is washers and dryers and stoves are very easy to rebuild.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (LVNnd)

32 My dishwasher I bought new in 2008 when I bought and renovated my current place has never been used.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (MNhXM)

33
What's a Mennonite?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM


$20, same as in town

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (bEb2S)

34 15 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)

Like an Amish, only allowed to wear modern clothes.

Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (sm6Pk)

35 This is where the Republicans step in and defund these agencies so they don't to this nonsense anymore, right?

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (i7Q7S)

36 It's important to destroy the Constitution in order to protect it.
It's important to chop genitals off little boys and girls to protect their reproductive rights.
It's important for fascists to be fastistic bastards in order to stop the non-fascists they call fascists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

37 House Explodes in Laughter as Radical Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) Says: “Let’s Talk About the Fact that President Trump Incited an ERECTION”

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

38 30 Oh turn square corners--like marching orders?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (n3MkI)

See, I took it as a bed making thing- like hospital corners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (di6C2)

39 Can we all buy and hold Rumble stock en masse and screw these short guys? Like GameStop and AMC?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (n3MkI)

40 itting en banc, the Fifth Circuit has again ruled against the FDA, taking the agency to task for its arbitrary treatment of Wages & White Lion's product applications and, by implication, those submitted by dozens of other manufacturers as well.


Until the court starts requiring human sacrifices for the egregious actions, they won't stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (gZ3KO)

41 Repeal every single EPA edict that originated with a California environmental edict.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (gxokI)

42 34 15 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)

Like an Amish, only allowed to wear modern clothes.

Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (sm6Pk)

I thought those were the ancient sea creatures that looked like the nautilus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

43 House Explodes in Laughter as Radical Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) Says: “Let’s Talk About the Fact that President Trump Incited an ERECTION”

Trump posted a bunch of Mannix girls on Truth Social?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (3cXfB)

44
Listen, jack. Jabrak picked me for my foreign policy carnitas. Best breakfast carnitas in DC, he said. So I know foreigners better than anyone.

Eat too many carnitas, and you're liable to blow out a diaper, buster brownpants. And you're gonna need to do some laundry, especially if you use cloth diapers. I never went for the newfangled disposable ones, no sir. Bad for the environment.

That's where the foreign policy chops matter, and Democrats listen when the people have spoken, and if you like your foreign laundry machine you can keep your foreign laundry machine. I love mine. Hunter does too. She's from Watermala. I named the country that after I killed Noriega in a swordfight, because they're great at washin' stuff. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (0FoWg)

45 29 Maybe start chipping away at that by limiting their power to make these rules at all without explicit permission from Congress?

SCOTUS has done some of that, and there are rumblings that they’re going to finish the job soon by gutting Chevron (the court case, not the company).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2024 03:39 PM (3cXfB)

========

I read a theory that a case last year (can't remember which) did effectively gut Chevron but Raimondo this year is supposed to formally formalize it.

I can't wait until the Department of Education sends their armed goons to kill Alito to preserve their power, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

46 34 trillion in debt and theyre going after dishwashers

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - National Divorce NOW at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (VTu1l)

47 Wonder if that ruling only applies to the "water" type appliances (dishwashers, washing machines) or did the DOE also get smacked down regarding their recent set of regulations on refrigerators...to make them more climate conscious (IOW, less efficient).

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (mupln)

48 37 House Explodes in Laughter as Radical Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) Says: “Let’s Talk About the Fact that President Trump Incited an ERECTION”

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

It lasted more than 4 hours on January 6th, yet nobody called a doctor!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

49 A self contained barreling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (di6C2)

50 It's important to destroy the Constitution in order to protect it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)
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It's how we save "Our Democracy".

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (krQz2)

51 House Explodes in Laughter as Radical Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) Says: “Let’s Talk About the Fact that President Trump Incited an ERECTION”

She's just telling hard truths.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (dZVON)

52 I thought those were the ancient sea creatures that looked like the nautilus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


You're thinking of ammonites.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

53 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)


It’s the title of the Congressional homo porn movie.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (MNhXM)

54 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)

I think Dave Brubeck played a Mennonite.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (Rn/yD)

55 I thought those were the Jewish Candelabras?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:43 PM (di6C2)

56 Whats funny is washers and dryers and stoves are very easy to rebuild


...

You may not have tangled with these new washers that actually have an exposed armature attached to the bottom of the basket.

In all honesty it wasn't THAT hard but took multiple attempts to finally get the contacts clean again. Basically if you go on vacation the washer will be broken when you return.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:43 PM (n3MkI)

57 I thought those were the ancient sea creatures that looked like the nautilus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)


I think you mean the Temple of Dagon, and they are a completely different history. They were never big on farming, for one.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2024 03:43 PM (D7oie)

58 I wish the 5th Circuit had just issued an opinion that said:

My kitchen, my choice.

Stay out of American’s kitchens, bitches.

The end.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2024 03:43 PM (0rsFX)

59 46 34 trillion in debt and theyre going after dishwashers

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - National Divorce NOW at January 10, 2024 03:41 PM (VTu1l)

Well, do you expect them to go after the Launderer-in-Chief instead?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

60 But the ban on gas ranges is still good though I hope?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (2yu8s)

61 @35

>>This is where the Republicans step in and defund these agencies so they don't to this nonsense anymore, right?

As has been noted, The GOP has controlled Congress, ie, The Power of The Purse for 22 of the last 30 years, they aren't defunding sh*t, at most, they will limit the growth of expansion by 0.5 pct in the out year, 10 years down the road.

It's garbage party of a lie of a fraud of a sham of a mockery, of two mockeries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Because, the agency said, it always reserved the implied power to ignore every instruction it ever gave and to require the very studies it said could be omitted, along with the secret power to not even read the marketing plans it previously said were "critical."

What in the unholy name of Franz Kafka is this shit? I don't care what company they're doing this to, it's wrong. The US regulatory agencies are already a poison to legitimate industry, imagine the US financial future if every regulatory body behaved this way? Constantly changing rules and laws and regulations and requirements will kill innovation and industry faster than adopting Madurismo.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)

63 WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (gZ3KO)

64 52 I thought those were the ancient sea creatures that looked like the nautilus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


You're thinking of ammonites.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

twas a joke. Shoulda used the /sarc tag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

65 You need to burn the village to save the village. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (LVNnd)

66 By Mennen

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

67 The FJB administration is only turning things up to 11ty!!!!! before their train runs full speed into the bumper stop at the end of the line.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (w9Wax)

68 Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

She's stupid enough not to know the proper word or it was some sort of stutter?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (Ki//m)

69 It's almost like they want everyone on electric so they can turn it off if you're a bad boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (AVPtn)

70 65 You need to burn the village to save the village. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (LVNnd)

Raze a village to raise a village?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

71 No clue how the entire comment was struck out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (gZ3KO)

72 Rep Jayapal: Let's Not Forget Donald Trump Incited an Erection...

I always knew Trump was a STUD and Biden was a Whiney Ass Pussy........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (qpLSv)

73 15 What's a Mennonite?
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Same as in town, English!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (2yu8s)

74 "34 trillion in debt and theyre going after dishwashers"

and WHITE SUPREMACISTS!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (i7Q7S)

75 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

Ask rather what is an anabaptist.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (SlAhe)

76 This is where the Republicans step in and defund these agencies so they don't to this nonsense anymore, right?
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 10, 2024 03:40 PM (i7Q7S)
.......

Oh yeah. But first we must Send Money.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

77 Just FYI, because I was curious:

Mennonite (n.)
member of a German Anabaptist sect, 1560s, from name of Menno Simons (1492-1559), founder of the sect in Friesland and chief exponent of its doctrines (adult baptism, refusal of oaths, civic offices, and support of the state in war), + -ite (1). As an adjective by 1727. Alternative form Mennonist (n.) is attested from 1640s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (di6C2)

78 Busy bodies don't get much done without money.

Defund this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (R4t5M)

79 En Banc Fifth Circuit Rejects FDA's Vaping Regulation "Surprise Switcheroo"

Another significant court loss for the Food & Drug Administration's arbitrary approach to regulating vaping products.


Gov't by 13 year old mean girls.

Ha ha we made you spent millions on make-believe regs = Ha ha we made Fat Ginny kiss a dead pig's head at Spin-the-Bottle

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (nFnyb)

80 "It's garbage party of a lie of a fraud of a sham of a mockery, of two mockeries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"

=============

Indeed.

I mean, Hunter Biden mocked them to their faces today and they shouted angry words to the press afterwards.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (i7Q7S)

81 Communism / nazism / fascism/ wokism all one in the same.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (MNhXM)

82 70 65 You need to burn the village to save the village. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (LVNnd)

Raze a village to raise a village?
-------------
The only good thing about The Northman was the opening scenes of pillage. Sadly, no egregious rape scenes. What are directors thinking these days?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (LVNnd)

83 Today President Bye-Dumb signed an Executive Order mandating all Electricity must be produced by Hamster Wheel Methods to end Global Warming .......

Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (qpLSv)

84 If you drive around Lancaster, PA on Sunday, you can pick out the Mennonite church because all the cars in the parking lot will be black; any chrome will also be painted black.

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

85 It was Fireman and Police that sued about the washing machines because it took too long for them to wash clothes and Dishes while they were on the job, It shouldn’t take 6 hours to wash clothes or clean dishes.,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (dKiJG)

86 What in the unholy name of Franz Kafka is this shit? . . . .i]
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)


Yep, Maduro-ism. Informal American GosPlan.

You know how Dems hate them some Crony Captitalism? This is to make sure the Capitalism part is buried dead and buried under all those regulations.
The only industries to survive are the ones that are deeply invested in by Congress and agency heads.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (D7oie)

87 House Explodes in Laughter as Radical Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) Says: “Let’s Talk About the Fact that President Trump Incited an ERECTION”

She's just telling hard truths.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:42 PM (dZVON)


She pulled a boner.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (nFnyb)

88 Because I looked up Menorah first (probably not news to members of the tribe, but to us gentiles):
menorah (n.)
"seven-branched candelabrum used in Jewish rituals and as a symbol of Judaism," 1886, from Hebrew menorah "candlestick," from Semitic stem n-w-r "to give light, shine" (compare Arabic nar "fire," manarah "candlestick, lighthouse, tower of a mosque," see minaret).

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (di6C2)

89 It's almost like they want everyone on electric so they can turn it off if you're a bad boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (AVPtn)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jennifer Granholm at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

90 "I guess it's all just a coincidence that Biden's Handlers are constantly using government law enforcement power to harass and imprison Biden's political enemies, huh?"

And it's going to be their undoing, and possibly the countries. The average person realizes that weaponizing the government against the people is tyranny. A tyranny they will exercise at will against you when the time comes. Americans have become second class citizens in their own country under Democrats rule. Those who oppose them get thrown in jail or lose their livelihood. Illegal immigrants and their children steal services paid for by taxpayers. People's financial futures have never been so uncertain. The education system is in shambles and crime has taken over entire cities. There is an active effort to ignore the Supreme Court and take away your Second Amendment rights, so the can continue to steal your First Amendment. This doesn't end well unless someone pts a stop to it. Where are all the selfless people with courage? Gone, as far as I can tell. God help us.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2024 03:48 PM (blmVn)

91 Does the EPA have jurisdiction over the water that collects in the wash tub when the washing machine drains? Mine seems to collect quite a bit of lint and I don't want to have to pay fines. Any ideas?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (fs1hN)

92 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (AVPtn)

Exactly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Ki//m)

93 In my dreams, this administration was installed by patriots to demonstrate the absurdity of centralized utopianism. Then I wake up.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (rasGT)

94 It Takes a Village To Raze a Village.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (FVME7)

95 It's almost like they want everyone on electric so they can turn it off if you're a bad boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:45 PM (AVPtn)

...

I don't understand what electric vehicle owners don't understand about this. Even if they don't have the ability to turn off the actual vehicle, it won't work very long after the power goes off. Whether by storm or by someone turning off the switch.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (SlAhe)

96 15 What's a Mennonite?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)
----
It's that well known wife syndrome
'Men, No, not tonight'.

Posted by: Ciampino - See, we can pun even with abbreviations .. at January 10, 2024 03:49 PM (qfLjt)

97 They won't stop until we're living in caves and eating crickets.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 03:50 PM (ZvfJO)

98 We were on our way with our son to Virginia Tech last year, and we stopped in Harrisonburg to have lunch at a Mexican restaurant. And a huge bunch of Mennonites came out of the restaurant. (You could tell because the women had those little hair nets on). I guess they were connected with the Mennonite college nearby.

Never thought of Mennonites eating Mexican food before.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

99 They won't stop until we're living in caves and eating crickets.

A death cult, if you can keep it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 03:50 PM (ZvfJO)

100 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:37 PM (AVPtn)



Green Mennonite is Superman's weakness.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2024 03:50 PM (nFnyb)

101 FUCK JOE BIDEN!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

102 [ s ] itting en banc...

Pixiyfied!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (2yu8s)

103 I'm no expert in how the government pretends it's noble in how it pushes people around (i.e. The Law), but it seems odd for any court to include questions of pragmatism in their ruling... shouldn't it be entirely about "Is This Legal", and not "Does this pile of horse shit they tried to do even make sense"?

It doesn't matter what the junta considered or failed to consider, it doesn't matter that the regulation they illegally foisted upon us is a farcical pipe dream or a stroke of genius. It doesn't matter if their real motivation is the ostensible, publicly offered one or some insidious secret scheme. All that matters is if it's legal or not.

Right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (9UlRk)

104 "34 trillion in debt and they're going after dishwashers"

Or anything that makes life easier. You car, your gas stove (nice for when power goes out and it is ten below zero outside).

I see a lot of Facebook chatter about learning to garden and all ... which is great. BUT if "they" can keep us all busy just surviving (like the Mennonites) then we will have no time to fight their Fascist Takeover ... of everything.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (Cus5s)

105 Hmmm. Sounds like the Fifth Circuit is telling the FDA they are no longer allowed to say, "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (7fElN)

106 Green Mennonite is Superman's weakness.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2024 03:50 PM (nFnyb)

That and crazy brunettes.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (MNhXM)

107 Mooninites >>> Mennonites

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (wtvvX)

108 And in OT good news. Two Montreal teen swimming champs save English Tourists in Barbados from drowning:

http://tinyurl.com/3ap7ahtm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (Ki//m)

109 Ttyyeett
Posted by: Blonde Morticia a


Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

110 Speaking of dishwashers, we've been in our current house for close to five years and we've already had to replace two dishwashers. Our last one was a $900 Whirlpool that we got for about $650. Both the control board and the motor went kaput.

I did some troubleshooting, and hired a guy to come take a look. I was hoping we could switch out the board, but when I found out the motor was done too, I bought a new one. The guy told me the days of dishwashers lasting eight years or so are long gone. The modern crop only lasts three.

A big reason the vastly shorter lifespan is all the government hurdles they have to hop, which makes the machine more complicated.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (Odg76)

111 Does the EPA have jurisdiction over the water that collects in the wash tub when the washing machine drains? Mine seems to collect quite a bit of lint and I don't want to have to pay fines. Any ideas?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January

...

You're kidding right? The EPA has a whole lot to say about what happens to that water (as collected by your municipal sewer system)

This is a place where *some* regulation is indeed necessary. You don't want the city upstream of you poisoning the river your town needs to drink from.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (SlAhe)

112 74 "34 trillion in debt and theyre going after dishwashers"

and WHITE SUPREMACISTS!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (i7Q7S)

That's why they're going after the clothes washers too...brown supremacists (as can't get them sheets white).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (ynpvh)

113 Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2024 03:51 PM (wtvvX

I would prefer not to do that with Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (Ki//m)

114 This shit is being pushed by all the radicals that got in under TFG.

Posted by: pawn at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (R5vW7)

115 I wonder... when they write these lengthy regulations, do they put in specific language saying "only Party men can have a dishwasher," or do they just violate the regs knowing they won't be enforced.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (0FoWg)

116 They're making crappier dishwashers too these days, due to some stupid reg.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (9yWhg)

117 Mayor Buttplug blows 10 Mennonite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (R4t5M)

118 It's gotten so bad the media is printing fluff articles saying states like Massachusetts and Vermont are great places to move to. You know with their high tax rates (and getting higher in Vermont as Democrats push for 8%) and an overall decline in revenues and quality of life. 👌🏻

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (blmVn)

119 82 70 65 You need to burn the village to save the village. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:44 PM (LVNnd)

Raze a village to raise a village?
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The only good thing about The Northman was the opening scenes of pillage. Sadly, no egregious rape scenes. What are directors thinking these days?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (LVNnd)

Probably WANTED to include some man-boy action during the plunder scenes, but was dissuaded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:53 PM (ynpvh)

120 It's going to be like South Africa where they only turn the power on a few hours per day.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

121 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Not a Womenite

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2024 03:54 PM (T4tVD)

122 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:54 PM (SlAhe)

123 The horrors of such Bad Fascism (TM)!

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Four-legged fascism good, two-legged fascism bad.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (ZvfJO)

124 Mennonites linked to Mexican cartels established cocaine smuggling pipeline near Alberta border: police
Although founded on principles of simple, godly living, Mennonite communities have been beset with social problems for the past decade, including drug trafficking
Jen Gerson; Sep 25, 2013

[...] The Mennonites are a Christian sect, similar to other pacifist and agrarian-based societies such as the Amish or the Hutterites. Fleeing persecution in Europe and Russia, they settled throughout the western prairies at the turn of the century. In the 1920s, several thousand Mennonites from Manitoba and the Swift Current area of Saskatchewan pulled up stakes to form colonies in Mexico. One of these, in the land-locked state of Chihuahua, was close to the city of Juarez — a border town now plagued by violence between Mexican authorities and the Juarez drug cartel. Estimates suggest tens of thousands of people have died in the ensuing war on drugs.
http://tinyurl.com/4jd8a9y4

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (2yu8s)

125 The EPA ain't fucking worried about the drug and hormones that exist in our water supply.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (POc8X)

126 122 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.
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You guys are NAZIs, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (LVNnd)

127 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (Edu7X)

128 All major appliances are crap now thanks to Obama regs.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (MeG8a)

129 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Cleans the dishes and solves crimes, what's not to love?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (dZVON)

130 It's going to be like South Africa where they only turn the power on a few hours per day.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)


the good news is that South Africa has nearly met it's Carbon Reduction goals by this manner.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)

131 They won't stop until we're living in caves and eating crickets.
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin

Mmmmm, crickets go great with raisin balls.

Posted by: Carol Pilbasian Miller at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (dOeoM)

132 127 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (Edu7X)

Luddites?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (9UlRk)

133 "... what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?"

Luddites?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (MeG8a)

134 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

--

We have a Bosch dishwasher, 800 series. It's pretty awesome. You can literally not tell it's running unless you look for the little red light on the floor. Compared to the crap it replaced, it actually will even dry the dishes during the drying cycle. Like all the old-fashioned ones used to do...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (mupln)

135 @80

>>I mean, Hunter Biden mocked them to their faces today and they shouted angry words to the press afterwards.

You know what, good for Hunter, show those impotent c**ts, what's what.

They can't do nothing to him and he knows it, they know it, we all know it, everyone know it.

F**k It.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

136 I'm no expert in how the government pretends it's noble in how it pushes people around (i.e. The Law), but it seems odd for any court to include questions of pragmatism in their ruling... shouldn't it be entirely about "Is This Legal", and not "Does this pile of horse shit they tried to do even make sense"?

It doesn't matter what the junta considered or failed to consider, it doesn't matter that the regulation they illegally foisted upon us is a farcical pipe dream or a stroke of genius. It doesn't matter if their real motivation is the ostensible, publicly offered one or some insidious secret scheme. All that matters is if it's legal or not.

Right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Unless I'm mistaken, it's because the law specifically requires them to take such things into consideration. (One of the more low-key wins of the Trump term, IIRC.)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (OUMaO)

137 127 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (Edu7X

Luddites?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (AVPtn)

138 115 I wonder... when they write these lengthy regulations, do they put in specific language saying "only Party men can have a dishwasher," or do they just violate the regs knowing they won't be enforced.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's

...

I knew one guy who had sone sort of sneaky source for the old 5 gallon flush toilets or whatever they were before The Change. Some plumbers were replacing them but not destroying the old ones I guess.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (SlAhe)

139 127 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (Edu7X)

The Luddites, for one, IIRC.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (N3zMI)

140 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Are you thinking of the Luddites? Not a religious group, but opposed to the automation of industry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (9yWhg)

141 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Cleans the dishes and solves crimes, what's not to love?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (dZVON)
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It cleans outside the lines.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (krQz2)

142 > We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Our current one is a Bosch. So far so good. I was happy with the Whirlpool until it went tits up after only a couple of years worth of normal household use.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 03:57 PM (Odg76)

143
I see a lot of Facebook chatter about learning to garden and all ... which is great.


Step 1: get a large amount of cardboard.

Posted by: CHAZ at January 10, 2024 03:57 PM (CsUN+)

144 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?
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Saboteurs?

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 03:57 PM (krQz2)

145 "They won't stop until we're living in caves and eating crickets."

I'll be eating their livers, fresh cut from their bodies while still alive, and cooking them over an open mesquite fire before that.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2024 03:57 PM (blmVn)

146 Luddites?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (9UlRk)

Ah! That's it. I was once called a Luddite many years ago by a squirrely little democrat attorney before I beat his ass down a fight of stairs.

Thanks Warai-otoko!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (Edu7X)

147 131 They won't stop until we're living in caves and eating crickets.
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin

Mmmmm, crickets go great with raisin balls.

Posted by: Carol Pilbasian Miller at January 10, 2024 03:56 PM (dOeoM)

Raisins don't have balls...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

148 Remember everyone: Trump is a fascist and authoritarian who will bankrupt Americans and destroy our democracy.

We, on the other hand, are stalwart protectors of consumer's rights and freedoms and are therefore totally legit.

Posted by: Biden and Obama's 3-Letter Agencies at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (AD14M)

149 129 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Cleans the dishes and solves crimes, what's not to love?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (dZVON)

And invades the Low Countries!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (di6C2)

150 At least the Mennonites don't have that underarm body odor.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (w9Wax)

151 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Our current one is a Bosch. So far so good. I was happy with the Whirlpool until it went tits up after only a couple of years worth of normal household use.


We're on our second one. The first one lasted 11 years. It's whisper quiet, so much so that they have to have a red laser shining on the floor to let you know it's on.

The only real complaint I have about it is that the wash and dry cycle takes over two hours.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (CsUN+)

152 twas a joke. Shoulda used the /sarc tag...

My rule is that if I feel the need to label a joke as a joke, then it's time to delete the comment and move on.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (sNc8Y)

153 It doesn't matter what the junta considered or failed to consider, it doesn't matter that the regulation they illegally foisted upon us is a farcical pipe dream or a stroke of genius. It doesn't matter if their real motivation is the ostensible, publicly offered one or some insidious secret scheme. All that matters is if it's legal or not.

Right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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That is the foreign derived legal theory of positivism. But generally guidance legislation on administrative agencies require agency actions to not be capricious and arbitrary as the FDA was here as the administrative agencies actually derive their delegated authority from Congress and the statutes that created the agency (along with the APA and a few other general laws that apply to most of the bureaucracy.)

What the 5th Circuit did is reserve the delegation issue which is another kettle of fish to focus its legal torpedoes upon the factual arbitrary and capricious argument. That has a firm basis in administrative law and the FDA's actions are clearly of that type. See the Citizens to Preserve Overton Park v Volpe case.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (tllOr)

154 @EliseStefanik
President Trump’s attorney asked to postpone closing arguments a couple of days because of the death of First Lady @MELANIATRUMP’s mother so that he can spend time with his wife. Judge Engoron rejected that request.
~~~~~

These people are just plain evil.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (llkOJ)

155 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?

I think recently that was not a religious group per se except the religion of progressivism. There were some radical vegans that within the past year were breaking up machinery at some diary farm, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (Ki//m)

156 82
The only good thing about The Northman was the opening scenes of pillage. Sadly, no egregious rape scenes. What are directors thinking these days?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2024 03:47 PM (LVNnd)
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Did they pillage before they burned or vice versa?

Posted by: Ciampino - e do Latin too at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (qfLjt)

157 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (63Dwl)

158 What's a Mennonite?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Dude, I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (FVME7)

159 Step 1: get a large amount of cardboard.
Posted by: CHAZ at January 10, 2024 03:57 PM (CsUN+)


That is actually the first step in setting up a fast "lasagna garden" system, but you need to keep the tweekrs and feral homeless from destroying it before you get your first crop in about 60-90 days

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (D7oie)

160 Today we reject both propositions. As the Supreme Court recently reminded us: "If men must turn square corners when they deal with the government, it cannot be too much to expect the government to turn square corners when it deals with them." Niz-Chavez v. Garland, 593 U.S. 155, 172 (2021).

OK, now do 'you can't lie to Cops, but Cops can lie to you'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (xaFKb)

161 All major appliances are crap now thanks to Obama regs.

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We replaced our crap "fancy" washer and dryer about 3 years ago with Speed Queen. They're the best we've found comparing all the junk that's out there today. I mean, how's this for a crazy notion: the washer actually fills up with water enough to cover the clothes and wash them properly! We're very happy with them both. I only wish they didn't have computer boards in them. I just want simple dials like the good old days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (mupln)

162 This observer says the short seller -- someone who bets on the price of a stock falling (and who will suffer major losses if the stock price rises) -- is making up a negative story and feeding it to the SEC, so that the SEC will then investigate the company -- and cause Rumble's stock price to fall, thereby making the short seller rich.

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Can someone on X ping Musk and ask him to reprise his GameStop gambit with Rumble to break this asshat?

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (xtZO1)

163 144 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?
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Luddites.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (tllOr)

164 I can forsee a future where the junta sends out federal agents to monitor what you grow on your property and extract tribute based on their "estimated output" for what they deem is your growable area.

"Hmmm. Five 4'x6' beds? That's two hundred pounds of potatoes. At Fair Trade rates of thirty dollars a pound... your tax bill for the year works out to.... uh... Are those containers over there? Huh. Probably easier if you just hand over your house keys and go find a hotel or something, m'kay?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (9UlRk)

165 @EliseStefanik
President Trump’s attorney asked to postpone closing arguments a couple of days because of the death of First Lady @MELANIATRUMP’s mother so that he can spend time with his wife. Judge Engoron rejected that request.
~~~~~


Elise is moving up in the veep sweepstakes.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (CsUN+)

166 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?
~~~~~

Luddites

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (llkOJ)

167 107 Mooninites >>> Mennonites

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2024 03:52 PM (wtvvX)

Easily. They like to flip the bird while they smoke!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (KbCG3)

168 Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (tllOr)

Oh, yes; I was forgetting them. Thx,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (Ki//m)

169 157 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (63Dwl)

Shit... it just hit me... THAT is why they are importing Illegals from shithole countries.

So they will have a population that is already used to living in shitholes!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (xaFKb)

170 >>We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.


They answer to a Hieronymus Authority.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (RVloE)

171 Luddites.
Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (tllOr)
~~~~~

*punch*
Owe me a Coke!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (llkOJ)

172 Ask not what your washing machine can do for you; ask what you can do for your washing machine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (FVME7)

173 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (63Dwl)


I once was at a migrant ag worker camp and saw one of the mexicans washing his clothes out of a bucket, rubbing against a slab of concrete to get it agitated, and rinsing in another bucket.
He said the camp manager turned off the washing machines because the outflow pipes to the sewer kept getting blocked by roots.
I works, it is slow, and it is the only sort of thing you do when you have no choice.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (D7oie)

174 This observer says the short seller -- someone who bets on the price of a stock falling (and who will suffer major losses if the stock price rises) -- is making up a negative story and feeding it to the SEC, so that the SEC will then investigate the company -- and cause Rumble's stock price to fall, thereby making the short seller rich.
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The problem isn't short selling, it's regulatory capture and corruption and immunity from prosecution.

But watch them regulate short-selling instead of the corruption mess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (Zp1WF)

175 Luddites

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Amy Schumer at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (xPJvm)

176 PG&E wants to bill your energy usage using your tax returns. Even I, a non-lawyer strongly suspect this is illegal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (MeG8a)

177 Luddites must have a lot of sex.

What else do they do? No TV. No internet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (AVPtn)

178 Are you thinking of the Luddites? Not a religious group, but opposed to the automation of industry.
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By coincidence, I'm just watching a UK Antiques Roadshow item about a Paisley shawl and the 'expert' mentioned that the originals took two men six months to make and a Jacquard loom could turn one out in a couple of hours.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (2yu8s)

179 162 This observer says the short seller -- someone who bets on the price of a stock falling (and who will suffer major losses if the stock price rises) -- is making up a negative story and feeding it to the SEC, so that the SEC will then investigate the company -- and cause Rumble's stock price to fall, thereby making the short seller rich.

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Can someone on X ping Musk and ask him to reprise his GameStop gambit with Rumble to break this asshat?
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (xtZO1)

Don't worry, won't be a Musk who holds this stock... at least now that the story is out.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (xaFKb)

180 157 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Jan

Plus everyone gets their steps in.

Who in the hell decided we needed 10,000 steps a day anyway? What BS.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (SlAhe)

181 Ask not what your washing machine can do for you; ask what you can do for your washing machine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 04:01 PM (FVME7)
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I know what I do to get one.

Posted by: Kamala at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

182 A day without banning something, or requiring an appliance to be non functional, is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

183 My Square-Head dryer works fine too.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (2yu8s)

184 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Jan

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And kids.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

185 The court ruled that it "is unclear that DOE has statutory authority to regulate water use in dishwashers and clothes washers."
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Which is the normal left-wing approach to things. *Assume* you can, pass the rule or law, and then aggressively enforce it at all levels with utter ruthlessness. If the courts strike you down, who cares? You at least got it done in the short term - and set up things for continued compliance even if you fail - and if they don't strike you down, you won a total victory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Zp1WF)

186
Who in the hell decided we needed 10,000 steps a day anyway? What BS.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (SlAhe

Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (AVPtn)

187 I've had the pleasure of meeting Andy Oldham several times. He is a shining star of a common-sense judiciary, and I really hope he becomes the youngest USSC justice in history.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (td212)

188 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

World's least sexy throuple.

Posted by: menage a bosch doesn't have a ring to it at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (zuIfz)

189 The problem isn't short selling, it's regulatory capture and corruption and immunity from prosecution.

But watch them regulate short-selling instead of the corruption mess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM (Zp1WF)

I still think selling something you don't own, should be illegal... AND... we should make it so you have to hold a stock purchase 24 hours before you can sell it.

Take the short term gambling game out of the stock market.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

190 Luddites must have a lot of sex.

What else do they do? No TV. No internet.


I don't believe the Luddites were against all technology, just the automation that was taking their jobs.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (sNc8Y)

191 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?
~~~~~

Luddites

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (SlAhe)

192 > It's whisper quiet, so much so that they have to have a red laser shining on the floor to let you know it's on.

That's true for mine too, except in parts of the cycle where it makes a loud gargling sort of sound that comes out of the sink it's attached to.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (Odg76)

193 Seriously, I think democrats lay awake at night trying to find out something else they can ban or mandate or some damn thing just a mess with us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

194 Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean
And all you can give is a spin in your washing machine

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

195 My rule is that if I feel the need to label a joke as a joke, then it's time to delete the comment and move on.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (sNc8Y)

Nah, the power move is just to roll into the skid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (di6C2)

196 Considering the fact the FDA approved the clot shot, they add in total a negative value to America.

They are yet another federal organization that should be shuddered.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (ibTVg)

197 Besides the Mennonites and the Amish, what was the group that actually went around a smashed machinery at farms and workshops?
~~~~~

Luddites
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2024 04:00 PM (llkOJ)

Shoulda called em Thuddites.

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (T4tVD)

198
Prior to going public, we chose to use Google Analytics to track and report our MAUs, so we could be ready for this very moment.

Just a heads up Ace, but my computer was continually sitting and waiting for google-analytics to finish whatever the hell it had to do here. I got tired of the bullshit and blocked it. Presto, speed returned.

Would I put it past the 'Don't. Be Evil' people to target any blog to the right of center? A simple algorithm with a random number generated wait time would do the trick.

Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (nIvob)

199 >>"You will be made to live like a Mennonite. Well, an unemployed Twitter activist transgender prostitute Mennonite."

Ah, so the good kind.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (/QIWP)

200 Beating your clothes clean on rocks down by the river is good for the community.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2024 03:59 PM (63Dwl)
.......

Our new neighbors will be good at that. I just hope they remember to poop downstream.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

201 Eventually, they're gonna make enough regs that you just sleep on a shelf in the drafty barracks they made you convert your house into so you can shelter illegals. You'll just work breaking rocks to get enough electrodollars from the Fed to pay for the food you cook for the illegals before you go back to your shelf with your Soylent.

They'll save money on massive work camps by making you build your own little one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (0FoWg)

202 Seriously, I think democrats lay awake at night trying to find out something else they can ban or mandate or some damn thing just a mess with us.

They don't want you and I breathing. Allowing us to have any perks in life is an affront to Gaia.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:05 PM (ibTVg)

203 Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (AVPtn)

If you want to live, make sure 80% of your diet is bread and pasta.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (9UlRk)

204 One of the common complaints with modern dishwashers and washing machines is that they're slow. This is true. They're slow. Painfully slow. Especially dishwashers. What used to take an hour now takes three hours.

Why? Water usage, primarily. These new machines are astonishingly efficient, but the downside to being miserly with water is that it takes way longer to get the job done. Being miserly with energy means doing things like eliminating heated drying cycles.

These machines usually work well and are marvels of efficiency, but they treat your *time* as free. And the government keeps pushing it further and further, which starts making things objectively worse in all dimensions. When you already have a 90% solution, further gains are way beyond the realm of marginal utility. But too much is never enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Zp1WF)

205 Which is the normal left-wing approach to things. *Assume* you can, pass the rule or law, and then aggressively enforce it at all levels with utter ruthlessness. If the courts strike you down, who cares? You at least got it done in the short term - and set up things for continued compliance even if you fail - and if they don't strike you down, you won a total victory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Zp1WF)
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It's a twisted version of "it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission." Only they just assume they have the DIVINE RIGHT to order your life as they please. No forgiveness necessary.

In fact, you should be GRATEFUL that they have the foresight to choose your path for you and make all of your decisions be the right decisions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (7fElN)

206 149 129 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Cleans the dishes and solves crimes, what's not to love?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (dZVON)

And invades the Low Countries!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (di6C2)
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Well they are downhill!

Posted by: Ciampino - We do topography at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (qfLjt)

207 Luddites must have a lot of sex.

What else do they do? No TV. No internet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January

I think they clocked a sudden surge in births right about 9 months after a NYC blackout in the 70 s.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (SlAhe)

208 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Odg76)

209 Did the Mennonite mostly avoid COVID just like the Amish?

You know...because they don't have TVs?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (ibTVg)

210 203 Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (AVPtn)

If you want to live, make sure 80% of your diet is bread and pasta.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (9UlRk

I had egg sandwich last night. With mustard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:07 PM (AVPtn)

211 Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Didja see this?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Taurine, an amino acid found in meat and shelfish that’s often used in energy drinks, may help with health aging, new research suggests.

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Vegetarians and vegans hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 04:07 PM (FVME7)

212 And kids.
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Unless they're screwing around throwing pebbles into the river instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:07 PM (2yu8s)

213 Will the drinking water source be downstream of the washing rocks and latrine?

-- UN third world troops

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:07 PM (h/xVB)

214 One of the common complaints with modern dishwashers and washing machines is that they're slow. This is true. They're slow. Painfully slow. Especially dishwashers. What used to take an hour now takes three hours.

Why? Water usage, primarily. These new machines are astonishingly efficient, but the downside to being miserly with water is that it takes way longer to get the job done. Being miserly with energy means doing things like eliminating heated drying cycles.

These machines usually work well and are marvels of efficiency, but they treat your *time* as free. And the government keeps pushing it further and further, which starts making things objectively worse in all dimensions. When you already have a 90% solution, further gains are way beyond the realm of marginal utility. But too much is never enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Zp1WF)
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I live alone and use a minimal amount of dishes in the kitchen. It takes about 5-10 minutes to clean up my messes in the kitchen, depending on what I'm cooking. This includes hand-washing/drying all dishes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (7fElN)

215 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.
Posted by: bonhomme


I remember when ours was +1 AND open bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (gZ3KO)

216 129 We are in love with our Bosch dishwasher fwiw.

Cleans the dishes and solves crimes, what's not to love?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2024 03:55 PM (dZVON)

And invades the Low Countries!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:58 PM (di6C2)

France has already surrendered to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (pRQ2K)

217 If the courts strike you down, who cares? You at least got it done in the short term

This is a tactic every conservative elected official should embrace.

Hell, my argument for when congress denied funding for Trump's wall is that he should have closed the IRS and announced a tax amnesty that will last until the wall is funded.

Note: It would have been funded immediately.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (ibTVg)

218 193 Seriously, I think democrats lay awake at night trying to find out something else they can ban or mandate or some damn thing just a mess with us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

".... BEDS! We'll ban beds!"

"Shut up and go back to sleep, Bob."

"What about just pillows, then?"

"I'm going to the divorce lawyer in the morning."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (9UlRk)

219 208 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Odg76)

Wow, at some of my Old Companies, that would be a recipe for total disaster.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (xaFKb)

220 193 Seriously, I think democrats lay awake at night trying to find out something else they can ban or mandate or some damn thing just a mess with us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

Dana Carvey was on the Conan O'Brien podcast a bit ago and did this character that was a super successful, NYC-based comic who needed to invent things to complain about to keep his shtick alive.

Conan would say things like, "Hey, we just found out that you have earned eternal salvation. That must be great!"

Carvey responds, "Yeah, that's cool, but you know what I hate? Tables! Taking up space everywhere I sit. I gotta put my drink on you?"

This is the liberal mindset. You know what I hate? And then just watch the other idiots go, "Yeah, I hate that thing, too now!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

221 These machines usually work well and are marvels of efficiency, but they treat your *time* as free. And the government keeps pushing it further and further, which starts making things objectively worse in all dimensions. When you already have a 90% solution, further gains are way beyond the realm of marginal utility. But too much is never enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Zp1WF)
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I live alone and use a minimal amount of dishes in the kitchen. It takes about 5-10 minutes to clean up my messes in the kitchen, depending on what I'm cooking. This includes hand-washing/drying all dishes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Fuck the earf. Unless family is coming over, we use paper plates.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (gZ3KO)

222 Topography ....
Italian topo = mouse, Mickey Mouse is Topolino (small mouse)
Minnie Mouse = Topolina (and she's not fucking Goofy! There)

Posted by: Ciampino - From Greek topos is a place at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (qfLjt)

223 219 208 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Odg76)


Ask around. Someone has been quietly fired for banging the receptionist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (AVPtn)

224 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.
Posted by: bonhomme


I remember when ours was +1 AND open bar.
Posted by: rickb223

And strippers.

Kids today could not wrap their collective heads around the 70's.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (h/xVB)

225 Why? Water usage, primarily. These new machines are astonishingly efficient, but the downside to being miserly with water is that it takes way longer to get the job done.

Consider the irony.

We brought in tens of millions of immigrants to "do the jobs Americans won't do"

Because we brought in all of these people we now have to deny people resources like water to Americans to do the work that Americans in fact do.

Its sick...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (ibTVg)

226 I still think selling something you don't own, should be illegal... AND... we should make it so you have to hold a stock purchase 24 hours before you can sell it.

Take the short term gambling game out of the stock market.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:04 PM (xaFKb)
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Two different issues. Short-selling is selling something you don't own, but not something you don't *have* (unless we're talking about so-called "naked" shorts, which I agree should be banned because it's counterfeiting). The short is based on a borrow/return system where both parties are aware of what's going on and how it is to be managed. There is nothing dishonest about shorting a security unless you're *also* machinating behind the scenes to change its price. The same condition is true on the long side. Dishonesty and regulatory capture are dishonesty and regulatory capture.

As to duration, I agree to a point. I don't think 5 minutes is excessive. A problem with HFTs is that they all front-run their own customers even though it's against the rules. Your brokerage shouldn't be betting against you when they have the superior data. It's dishonest. A five-minute minimum hold time would go a long way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (Zp1WF)

227
Who in the hell decided we needed 10,000 steps a day anyway? What BS.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 04:02 PM


I saw an article recently that said 4,000 steps a day prevents dementia. So I went to a site that asks height and sex. Punched in my wife's stats. That's over two miles.

So for her 10,000 steps would be... against the math rule.

Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (nIvob)

228 I live alone and use a minimal amount of dishes in the kitchen. It takes about 5-10 minutes to clean up my messes in the kitchen, depending on what I'm cooking. This includes hand-washing/drying all dishes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (7fElN)

Hear ya... I run mine about every 5 or 6 days... and only during the day when its runnin off the Solar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (xaFKb)

229 Fuck the earf. Unless family is coming over, we use paper plates.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (gZ3KO)
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Yep. I use a lot of those, too. Though I do generally stick with metal silverware at home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (7fElN)

230 I like most things about my company, but I hate the holiday parties. The "holiday party" is an all-day marathon of strategy meetings, with drinks afterward, when all you want to do is go home, but can't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

231 Especially dishwashers. What used to take an hour now takes three hours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM

Shouldn't even take an hour. Even that is clown world time.
Restaurant dish machine cycle takes about 90 seconds.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (/QIWP)

232 I hope the bans on natural gas go this way as well.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (bWsRe)

233 Mennonite (n.)
member of a German Anabaptist sect, 1560s, from name of Menno Simons (1492-1559), founder of the sect in Friesland and chief exponent of its doctrines (adult baptism, refusal of oaths, civic offices, and support of the state in war), + -ite (1). As an adjective by 1727. Alternative form Mennonist (n.) is attested from 1640s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 03:46 PM (di6C2)

Grew up in a Mennonite town. Both the Amish type Mennonites and Mennonite Bretheren churches. And to be honest, it was a pretty good town to grow up. Hard working and honest. Looking back, I'm very glad I was raised there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (BdMk6)

234 One step is roughly 3 ft. .10,000 steps is approx 30,000 feet which is approx 6 miles.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (POc8X)

235 Mennonites are not Amish. Most do not have the technology restrictions.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (L8hCM)

236 Betty White was a Luddite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (63Dwl)

237 Especially dishwashers. What used to take an hour now takes three hours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM

__

I got a new dishwasher last year. And the default cycle is 2:37. I was like WTF? The "quick wash" option is still 1:40.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (bWsRe)

238 >>I live alone and use a minimal amount of dishes in the kitchen. It takes about 5-10 minutes to clean up my messes in the kitchen, depending on what I'm cooking. This includes hand-washing/drying all dishes.

I noticed this years ago...most household chores that you avoid take under 10 minutes to complete.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2024 04:11 PM (RVloE)

239 Luditas.

Posted by: carlos mencia at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (2yu8s)

240 Our new neighbors will be good at that. I just hope they remember to poop downstream.
Posted by: wth at January

...

I got a boat ride one time up a river in Borneo right at afternoon bath time (all Indonesians tend to bathe about 4:30 in the afternoon). Bathing, tooth brushing, clothes washing, and pooping all happening side by side. All crowded together.

Also all these shacks were built on stilts on the river banks which somehow were sort of no man's land in this city. They all had stolen electricity from the craziest system of wires strung all over the place. And every fifth shack had a satellite dish. .

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (SlAhe)

241 I sure hope a Republican doesn't get elected -- imagine, a Republican might use the power of the federal government to target leftwing journalists and other enemies. The horrors of such Bad Fascism (TM)!

Yes! Trump or DeSantis will call in SEAL Team 6 to kill you all!

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (oiNtH)

242 Hear ya... I run mine about every 5 or 6 days... and only during the day when its runnin off the Solar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (xaFKb)

__

Tell me you don't have kids in the house without telling me

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (bWsRe)

243 Recently in my town they've been having a debate about building a new mega apartment complex.

This past summer we had water restrictions because there wasn't enough. Opponents of the mega apartment complex argued we should cancel it because we don't have enough water as it is.

Proponents argued that it doesn't matter how many more people we bring into the town because the STATE decides when we have a water shortage. Their argument is literally that it doesn't matter how many people use a resource even though they are already telling us it is scarce.

And yes the proponents won at the ballot box. I love living in a blue area.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (ibTVg)

244 I like most things about my company, but I hate the holiday parties. The "holiday party" is an all-day marathon of strategy meetings, with drinks afterward, when all you want to do is go home, but can't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2024


***
Similarly, my employer is holding a "Staff Recognition Party" tomorrow afternoon at three. My boss says we're all free to go to the event. If I could be sure he wouldn't be there, I'd leave the office and bug out for home; but I can't be sure, and so there's no point. Not that I'd want to attend anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:13 PM (J2vNu)

245 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)

246 That's it!!!! I'm going to be a tranny see ya job. I'm going to be rich rich rich. No wiener but rich.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (ytSiK)

247 Two different issues. Short-selling is selling something you don't own, but not something you don't *have* (unless we're talking about so-called "naked" shorts, which I agree should be banned because it's counterfeiting).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (Zp1WF)

Way I see it those two things lead to the Vegas Gambling aspect of the stock market we see... its not being used as for the original intent, of aggregation of capital so companies can grow.

Back when you had to have someone physically buy the stock on the floor... it was not a big issue, but now with automated computer buying and selling, it has led to a corruption of the system (IMO).

Just like any system, Capitalism taken to extremes, turns counterproductive to its original intent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (xaFKb)

248 They 'make work' that can go on and on for an unimaginable lengths of time. They have like-minded NGOs assisting.

If/when they put a proposed regulation into the Federal Register, it's usually given a certain about of time (often 90 days) in which the public, manufacturers, businesses, etc. may comment, pro or con.

Comments received are supposed to be considered prior to the issuance of a new regulation, amendments made, certain portions of proposed regulations withdrawn . (I have no idea if bots are still being used to respond to proposed regulations and wind up being the great majority of comments. "My daddy wants me to have a healthy, green life," submitted about ten thousand or so. Agencies - in the past - also had their supporting outside groups & even federal contractors comment.)

Few 'public' comment. Manufacturers may comment favorably, as may government contractors. Again, maybe bots with repetitious but favorable responses, too. By & large, it's slanted towards what the agency has proposed.

And that's how executive branch agencies can run amok with regulations.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (GshMh)

249 I remember when ours was +1 AND open bar.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 04:08 PM (gZ3KO)
.......

I took my (now ex-wife) fiance and my boss hit on her. While I was watching his wife came up and started hitting on me.
They were creepy old swingers.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

250 One of the great things about working remote is never having to attend any of these bullshit in-person team building events.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (bWsRe)

251 I work for a small company that's almost all related to each other. Our "company holiday party" is we all go bar-hopping together and eat a ridiculously expensive dinner and The Matriarch picks up the tab.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:15 PM (9UlRk)

252 245 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)


She's a plus ten. Amirite??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:15 PM (AVPtn)

253 Maybe, if the Republicans get in charge, we can have a discussion whether we have a representative government or an activist government.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at January 10, 2024 04:15 PM (GXBIW)

254 245 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)

Yeah, so I guess we'd have to stay home.... /wink wink... nudge nudge..

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:15 PM (xaFKb)

255 208 Just found out today that my company "holiday" party has a policy of no plus ones. *Pfft* Even less reason for me to attend.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Odg76)
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Plus ones?
What does that even mean?

Posted by: Ciampino - What about minus ones? at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (qfLjt)

256 Way I see it those two things lead to the Vegas Gambling aspect of the stock market we see... its not being used as for the original intent, of aggregation of capital so companies can grow. ...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (xaFKb)
++++
The primary problem there is the high-frequency and algorithmic traders. Shorting is a completely legitimate aspect of the capital markets. HFTs are basically committing legalized fraud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (Zp1WF)

257 Similarly, my employer is holding a "Staff Recognition Party" tomorrow afternoon at three. My boss says we're all free to go to the event. If I could be sure he wouldn't be there, I'd leave the office and bug out for home; but I can't be sure, and so there's no point. Not that I'd want to attend anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:13 PM (J2vNu)
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I like where I work, but I hate those "forced interaction" events like our own Staff Day. Staff are allowed up to 4 hours of "free time" to attend the events, but I find them tedious and boring, so I never go. I'd just prefer to stay working and doing something productive if I'm going to be on campus. Or go home for a half-day, but that's not an option.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (7fElN)

258 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)

Her plaid looks like hashtags. Would not bang.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (/QIWP)

259 "Staff Recognition Party"
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Did the inanimate carbon rod win again??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (2yu8s)

260 252 245 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)


She's a plus ten. Amirite??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2024 04:15 PM (AVPtn)

I'd say +DD

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (di6C2)

261 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Zp1WF)

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Nice tartan!

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (xtZO1)

262 It takes my wife and I about 7-10 days to fill our dishwasher. Usually it gets run when we run out of silverware (forks, usually.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (Q4IgG)

263 I live alone and use a minimal amount of dishes in the kitchen. It takes about 5-10 minutes to clean up my messes in the kitchen, depending on what I'm cooking. This includes hand-washing/drying all dishes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024


***
Yeah, once I have my house, if it's just me I may do the 1940s thing and put the dishes out to finish drying in a rack on the counter. Even now I tend to hand-wash what I've used and put them, clean but wet, in the dishwasher -- my "staging area." Then I run the machine when I know I'll be out for a couple of hours, usually Sat. morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

264 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2024 04:09 PM (KbCG3)


The thing I find exasperating is the almost certain knowledge that they were either going to ban something or require it depending on what other people didn't want to happen. So if we wanted super efficient washing machines they would mandate that we have big ass ones that was wasted a hell of a lot of water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (pRQ2K)

265 Yes! Trump or DeSantis will call in SEAL Team 6 to kill you all!
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
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That's why so many of his enemies went down over his first term.

Totally.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (krQz2)

266 *punch*
Owe me a Coke!
Posted by: IrishEi
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Yes I do. I owe my wife a lotta them over the years. Comes from selective hearing I guess.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (tllOr)

267 243 Recently in my town they've been having a debate about building a new mega apartment complex.

And yes the proponents won at the ballot box. I love living in a blue area.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (ibTVg)

There is a war on single family homes going on across the country. It's been going on for a while, but it was mainly under the radar. In the past 2-3 years, it's out in the open and the stated goal of the left is to no longer allow SFHs anywhere. All in the name of saving the ERF of course.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bWsRe)

268 My Bosch DW is awesome. So is their track saw.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (Eeb9P)

269 At my last company they had a big holiday party in a fancy hotel near the office and offered discounted rates to stay overnight to employees. It was firmly employees only and I think we collectively booked most of the hotel

My girlfriend really, really wanted to try the hotel and so even though shouldn't go to the party I booked a room and we had an afterparty in the hotel bar.

I didn't see any of the wives/girlfriends of my other coworkers at the bar afterwards but that night I could hear sexy time coming from pretty much every room I walked by.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (ibTVg)

270 242 Hear ya... I run mine about every 5 or 6 days... and only during the day when its runnin off the Solar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:10 PM (xaFKb)

Tell me you don't have kids in the house without telling me
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:12 PM (bWsRe)

The joys of living alone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:18 PM (xaFKb)

271 There is a war on single family homes going on across the country. It's been going on for a while, but it was mainly under the radar. In the past 2-3 years, it's out in the open and the stated goal of the left is to no longer allow SFHs anywhere. All in the name of saving the ERF concentrating people into mega-cities for the purpose of control, of course.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bWsRe)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:18 PM (Zp1WF)

272 It's not going to stop California from doing it.

In 2028 they are banning the sale of gas powered generators in California. In 2030 it will be illegal to use one. I find this absolutely hilarious, because that is the one state with the most Brown Outs. Basically, everyone went out and bought a gas powered generator to accommodate themselves. But, in 2030 they are going to have to suck it up.

Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2024 04:18 PM (dIske)

273 211 Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Didja see this?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Taurine, an amino acid found in meat and shelfish that’s often used in energy drinks, may help with health aging, new research suggests.

-
Vegetarians and vegans hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 10, 2024 04:07 PM (FVME7)
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It's an essential amino acid for cats. It is added to all good quality cat foods. Found in dark meat in poultry - drumsticks, thighs, not so much in breast meat.

Posted by: Ciampino - dark meat is best meat at January 10, 2024 04:19 PM (qfLjt)

274 But, in 2030 they are going to have to suck it up.

There will be a set aside for the politically connected. Sort of like how they banned gas stoves yet famously a number of fancy chefs got exemptions.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (ibTVg)

275 These are only the most recent cases of Biden's Handlers abusing "regulatory" power to punish disfavored speech, people, products, and companies.

------------

Out: Filthy, dirty Hobbits!
In: Filthy, dirty speech, people, products, and companies.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (xtZO1)

276 We generally will do the dishes once a day on a regular setting with a heated oh who the fuck am I kidding we just let the sink pile up until we can't swing the faucet anymore and then say fuck it i guess we'll just move.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (9UlRk)

277 Plus ones?
What does that even mean?
Posted by: Ciampino - What about minus ones? at January 10, 2024


***
It's the new shorthand for "bringing a date or spouse," though it could mean bringing a buddy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (J2vNu)

278 So hearing Chris P. Creme has now dropped out of the race? Is this correct?

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (ufJfM)

279 There is a war on single family homes going on across the country. It's been going on for a while, but it was mainly under the radar. In the past 2-3 years, it's out in the open and the stated goal of the left is to no longer allow SFHs anywhere. All in the name of saving the ERF concentrating people into mega-cities for the purpose of control, of course.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bWsRe)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:18 PM (Zp1WF)
---
I predict it will backfire spectacularly because technology has made it possible for a wide range of jobs to be performed remotely. Clifford D. Simak's short story "City" is a harbinger of things to come...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

280 259 "Staff Recognition Party"
---------
Did the inanimate carbon rod win again??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (2yu8s)

And this, is my +3 Staff of Ultimate Wizardry!

/Lightning Bolt... Lightning Bolt... Lightning bolt...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (xaFKb)

281 It's the new shorthand for "bringing a date or spouse," though it could mean bringing a buddy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (J2vNu)
++++
A +1 is a +1. Spouse, sibling, friendly hobo you pass on your way to work, etc.

But *you* are responsible for the +1. If he or she behaves badly, you're in trouble.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (Zp1WF)

282 One of the great things about working remote is never having to attend any of these bullshit in-person team building events.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04

I do work remote. They make me fly across the country to attend the holiday "party." Because it's not actually a party. It's a twelve-hour work meeting. It's a bizarre thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (0FoWg)

283 268 My Bosch DW is awesome. So is their track saw.


Fucking Bosch.

Posted by: Irvin Irving at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (og5mY)

284 This busty brunette is disappointed because was she likes being the "+1" at company parties:
http://tiny.cc/k41zvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Well, she's definitely not a "0".

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

285 I knew one guy who had sone sort of sneaky source for the old 5 gallon flush toilets or whatever they were before The Change. Some plumbers were replacing them but not destroying the old ones I guess.
---
If you want to replace your low-flow toilet with one that works, just watch for old toilets being put on the curb when someone's remodeling their bathroom.

That's what I did.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (woPEM)

286 Plus ones?
What does that even mean?


When you invite someone to a party, and you tell them they can bring a date, the date is a plus one.

No plus ones means I'm invited and I can't bring anyone along. In other words, I'm almost certainly not going.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (Odg76)

287 There is a war on single family homes going on across the country. It's been going on for a while, but it was mainly under the radar. In the past 2-3 years, it's out in the open and the stated goal of the left is to no longer allow SFHs anywhere. All in the name of saving the ERF of course.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bWsRe)

That, and fighting "homelessness," which is of course mostly caused by lack of houses and drug use but mostly heavy drug use.





Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:21 PM (pRQ2K)

288 FFJB has absolutely nothing on schedule today but lunch with Crazy K.

Odd even for them.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 10, 2024 04:22 PM (GshMh)

289 I worked for a tech startup in the late 90s. Back when money was flowing freely from VCs. Our Christmas party the first year I was there was LIT AF, as the kids would say.

Not only was it a +1, it was a fly everyone in, as well as +1, who didn't live within driving distance of HQ. Plus hotel for 2 or 3 nights. Golf outing the day before the party at a high end resort. And then the party itself was at a waterfront restaurant with booze flowing all night and incredible food. All for about 175 employees, so 250-300 total.

That weekend easily cost several hundreds of thousands.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (bWsRe)

290 That, and fighting "homelessness," which is of course mostly caused by lack of houses and drug use but mostly heavy drug use.



I like to tweak the "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING" people on homelessness by pointing out we didn't have a homeless problem before the government got involved, so obviously the thing we must do is get the government OUT OF housing completely.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (ibTVg)

291 This attractive young woman who enjoys wearing plaid when she's relaxing at home (as she is here)is rather bemused that women who are "plus one" show up to a company party wearing plaid. When she goes to a fancy party with her boyfriend she always looks pretty and dressed up:

tinyurl.com/37y9u4x9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (Ki//m)

292 Just to be clear:

fighting homelessness is different from bum fighting.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

293 fighting homelessness is different from bum fighting.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

Heh.

Harvard's new mascot.

The Fightin' Homeless

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2024 04:24 PM (9UlRk)

294 When she goes to a fancy party with her boyfriend she always looks pretty and dressed up:

tinyurl.com/37y9u4x9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (Ki//m)
.......

Well then she better tuck in her shirt.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

295 fighting homelessness is different from bum fighting.

Remember when Doctor Phil had the bum fights guy on and the bum fights guy dressed up as Doctor Phil and argued they mostly do the same thing?

Good times...good times...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (ibTVg)

296 And this, is my +3 Staff of Ultimate Wizardry!

/Lightning Bolt... Lightning Bolt... Lightning bolt...
Posted by: Romeo13
---------
In rod we trust!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (2yu8s)

297 Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:16 PM (/QIWP)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (Ki//m)

298 So hearing Chris P. Creme has now dropped out of the race? Is this correct?

This is like when I hear that someone who was famous 50 years ago has died and my first thought is "Huh, who knew he was still alive?"

Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (sNc8Y)

299 Harvard's new mascot.

The Fightin' Homeless


I thought it was the Jihadi Paraglider?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (ibTVg)

300 164 I can forsee a future where the junta sends out federal agents to monitor what you grow on your property and extract tribute based on their "estimated output" for what they deem is your growable area.

"Hmmm. Five 4'x6' beds? That's two hundred pounds of potatoes. At Fair Trade rates of thirty dollars a pound... your tax bill for the year works out to.... uh... Are those containers over there? Huh. Probably easier if you just hand over your house keys and go find a hotel or something, m'kay?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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They did that one way back in the 1937 Agricultural Adjustment Act and the ultimate idiotic extension of the commerce clause in the forties case of Wickard v. Filburn and the much later Raich v. Gonzalez (medical marijuana case).

Currently acreage of planting/fruit trees/ponds/etc is gathered by Ag statistics folks in every state and for regulated crop support crops by the FSA.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:26 PM (tllOr)

301 I took my (now ex-wife) fiance and my boss hit on her. While I was watching his wife came up and started hitting on me.
They were creepy old swingers.
Posted by: wth

So it was that kind of party.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:26 PM (h/xVB)

302 That weekend easily cost several hundreds of thousands.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (bWsRe)

Tech Training company I worked for in Colorado... had training sights in the The Tech Center, Downtown Denver,
Boulder, and Colorado Springs.

First Christmas there they rented rooms in a really nice resort hotel in Colorado Springs, for every employee who wanted one... party was LIT... and then merged with some couples wedding reception in the same Hotel.

That was a Non Kids weekend for me, and I did not make it home for 2 days.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:26 PM (xaFKb)

303 And that's how executive branch agencies can run amok with regulations.
____

Simple fix. Any new regulation has to be voted on by Congress before it can be implemented.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2024 04:26 PM (fs1hN)

304 Posted by: wth at January 10, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

I think she should wear whatever she wants to at home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2024 04:26 PM (Ki//m)

305 All in the name of saving the ERF concentrating people into mega-cities for the purpose of control, of course.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bWsRe)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2024 04:18 PM (Zp1WF)

__

Yeah that's definitely also part of it. And it's the real reason for the powers that be to do it. But it's being sold as an environmental thing to get the imbecile Zoomers and Millenials onboard.

And of course when you all live in a Soviet style apartment block, you don't need a car. Hence the war on cars.

It's all intertwined.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:27 PM (bWsRe)

306 I took my (now ex-wife) fiance and my boss hit on her. While I was watching his wife came up and started hitting on me.
They were creepy old swingers.


Now just imagine you are some mid level bureaucrat in DC and Joe and Jill let you know saying no is not an option...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2024 04:27 PM (ibTVg)

307 We just had our company holiday party. They're organized by a millennial, which means some sort of group game by teams based upon the table you are sitting at. I just hate playing these games even if the prises are good. Usually, $100 Amazon gift cards for each table team member.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (pvg5V)

308 That's what I did.
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Cool! That's how I got my punchbowl.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (2yu8s)

309 I can forsee a future where the junta sends out federal agents to monitor what you grow on your property and extract tribute based on their "estimated output" for what they deem is your growable area.
Posted by: whig

They may discover how beneficial agents are when added to the growing plots.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (h/xVB)

310 285 I knew one guy who had sone sort of sneaky source for the old 5 gallon flush toilets or whatever they were before The Change. Some plumbers were replacing them but not destroying the old ones I guess.
-------
FWIW, both Canada and Mexico (where a lot of the toilets are made) have 3 gallon tanks. There was some smuggling of those tanks to fit US as Kohler, American Standard, etc. just ship toilets with the current paltry tank versus the full size for that model in other countries.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (tllOr)

311 >> I took my (now ex-wife) fiance and my boss hit on her. While I was watching his wife came up and started hitting on me.
They were creepy old swingers.


Your first clue should have been the Fish Bowl filled with car keys, by the door.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (RVloE)

312 Lots of single family housing being built in region but little under about $725,000 & most with very small yards.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (GshMh)

313 They may discover how beneficial agents are when added to the growing plots.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Back when I worked in Ag statistics as a part time job as a field interviewer, some farmers threatened to do just that.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:29 PM (tllOr)

314 Simple fix. Any new regulation has to be voted on by Congress before it can be implemented.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Con: No new regs will be implemented.

Pro: No new regs will be implemented.

This plan has merit.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (h/xVB)

315 Your first clue should have been the Fish Bowl filled with car keys, by the door.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (RVloE)

/walking out of party...

Oh... Looky! a Maserati Key Fob... guess what I'm drivin home!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (xaFKb)

316 They were b-u-m fighting!
Those cats were farts a-lighting!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (2yu8s)

317 Is anyone else sick of seeing "y'all" in tweets by people who would never say it in real life, who only seem to be using it to appear folksy, in that "you guys" kind of way that Ace used to rag on? Is it just me?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/QIWP)

318 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

319 Late to the thread, but the "square corners doctrine" is a Gorsuch thing. He said a while back in a decision that citizens are required to "turn square corners" when dealing with the government (ie, not cut corners) so it is reasonable to expect the gov. to be required to turn square corners when dealing with the citizens.

This, I think, is a big deal. It reverses a long trend of the gov. shitting on us. If they have to meet their own standards they are screwed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (O4+Bv)

320 I sure hope a Republican doesn't get elected -- imagine, a Republican might use the power of the federal government to target leftwing journalists and other enemies. The horrors of such Bad Fascism (TM)!
______

I cannot deny that I'd love to see that.

Franco 2024!

Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (1bNHn)

321 Is anyone else sick of seeing "y'all" in tweets by people who would never say it in real life, who only seem to be using it to appear folksy, in that "you guys" kind of way that Ace used to rag on? Is it just me?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/QIWP)
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What about youse guys?

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (krQz2)

322 Same fuckwits who said eggs are bad for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
____________

And whole milk.

Coronary artery disease is probably 80 or 90% genetic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 10, 2024 04:32 PM (Dm8we)

323 317 Is anyone else sick of seeing "y'all" in tweets by people who would never say it in real life, who only seem to be using it to appear folksy, in that "you guys" kind of way that Ace used to rag on? Is it just me?
____

What are y'all goin' on about?

Posted by: Duke Archibald von Fenwick III at January 10, 2024 04:32 PM (fs1hN)

324 This, I think, is a big deal. It reverses a long trend of the gov. shitting on us. If they have to meet their own standards they are screwed.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (O4+Bv)

How, in a Republic, can one group (the Government) NOT have to follow the Laws, it passes... and still be a Repubic?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:32 PM (xaFKb)

325 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

Operation Dumbo Drop

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Amy Schumer at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (xPJvm)

326 I worked for a tech startup in the late 90s. Back when money was flowing freely from VCs. Our Christmas party the first year I was there was LIT AF, as the kids would say.

Not only was it a +1, it was a fly everyone in, as well as +1, who didn't live within driving distance of HQ. Plus hotel for 2 or 3 nights. Golf outing the day before the party at a high end resort. And then the party itself was at a waterfront restaurant with booze flowing all night and incredible food. All for about 175 employees, so 250-300 total.

That weekend easily cost several hundreds of thousands.
Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:23 PM (bWsRe)

Went to a couple of company parties like that.

Ah, those were the days indeed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (BdMk6)

327 312 Lots of single family housing being built in region but little under about $725,000 & most with very small yards.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 10, 2024 04:28 PM (GshMh)

___

Yeah, it's not going to happen overnight. But the trend is to build fewer and fewer SFHs while building more and more multi family housing. California banned SFH zoning in the entire state. And many cities/counties across the countries have done the same. It doesn't mean you can't build SFHs, it just makes it more expensive and hence less demand for it.

Of course the elite will still live in SFH, with yards. The proles will be the ones forced into 700 sq ft apartments. Just like in the USSR.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (bWsRe)

328 Avalanche buries multiple people at the Palisades Ski Resort in Tahoe.

http://tiny.cc/581zvz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (Odg76)

329
So hearing Chris P. Creme has now dropped out of the race? Is this correct?

That's not correct.

What happened was that Christie dropped through the floor of his local BBQ shack while trying to pick-up a quick lunch of 10 racks of ribs.

His belly got jammed in the hole and he was stuck there for hours.

Worse than that though was the family of opossums took up residence in his ass crack.

They kicked out the family of Norwegian rats that had been living in his ass crack since last February.

Anyway that's what happened.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (nFnyb)

330 Operation Dumbo Drop
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

As God is my witness, I thought Dumbos could fly.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (h/xVB)

331 325 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

Operation Dumbo Drop
Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Amy Schumer at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (xPJvm)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (xaFKb)

332 Meanwhile, at science.org, Brave New World:

"First brain organoids grown from fetal tissue offer window on development ... The researchers have “demonstrated some interesting and creative uses,” for the new organoids"

They're probably boning them.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 10, 2024 04:34 PM (MvF+J)

333 Is anyone else sick of seeing "y'all" in tweets by people who would never say it in real life, who only seem to be using it to appear folksy, in that "you guys" kind of way that Ace used to rag on? Is it just me?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/QIWP)
******
Growing up in Texas, it's allI say and all I know.
I rarely say you guys unless I am talking to a group of all men.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:34 PM (NpAcC)

334 If Trump was allowed to be President again, he could like plan this big progressive protest and then when the peaceful progs came to protest, they could have like Seal Team 6 embedded and start killing cops.

And then Trump would say that the government was almost overthrown that day and arrest the whole crowd and anybody who bought tickets to come!

Don't put it past a tyrant!

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:34 PM (krQz2)

335 Proponents argued that it doesn't matter how many more people we bring into the town because the STATE decides when we have a water shortage. Their argument is literally that it doesn't matter how many people use a resource even though they are already telling us it is scarce.

Our little burg built a desalination plant, so we're good for water, but when Newsome imposes water restrictions - because the degenerates in NorCal failed to make adequate preparations, we get Huff with them too. Grrrr.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:35 PM (pRQ2K)

336 I saw Bad Fascism open for Styx in Seattle.

Posted by: Old guy at January 10, 2024 04:35 PM (3fE+V)

337 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NpAcC
---
Ahem. suspend.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

338 They kicked out the family of Norwegian rats that had been living in his ass crack since last February.

Anyway that's what happened.


You can always trust content from the HQ.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2024 04:35 PM (sNc8Y)

339 I am in love with Judge Oldham. What a man!

And extra props for knowing what volte face means. ;-)

Posted by: Beverly at January 10, 2024 04:36 PM (Epeb0)

340 I figured out what their end game is. By taking away our choice of clothes, our free speech, our cars, our laaundry machines, our MAGA hats...it's this:

♫ ♪
Oh remember me my darling
When spring is in the air
And the bare headed righties
Are whisp'ring ev'rywhere
You can see them walking
Southward in their dirty underwear
That's the Tennessee Bird walk

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2024 04:36 PM (991eG)

341 Huff ---> hit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:36 PM (pRQ2K)

342 My poll numbers hang lower than my gunt. The only thing going up is my cholesterol. Neither the standard scale nor the American public can stand me. So, with a heavy heart and much heart disease, I will fuck back off to New Jersey, where I will also be ignored, except at local buffets, where I simply cannot be ignored.

Posted by: Chris Christi at January 10, 2024 04:36 PM (zuIfz)

343 nood

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (MvF+J)

344 Went to a couple of company parties like that.

Ah, those were the days indeed.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (BdMk6)

Sure were!!

My company went under about 18 months after that party though, LOL. Easy come, easy go.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (bWsRe)

345 Here is the quote from the Gorsuch decision he is using:
from Niz-Chavez v. Garland, 593 U.S. ___ (2021)

"If men must turn square corners when they deal with the government, it cannot be too much to expect the government to turn square corners when it deals with them."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (O4+Bv)

346 And extra props for knowing what volte face means. ;-)

That's the villain from the Harry Potter books, right?

Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (AA8bA)

347 .

NOOD

New York City Students Forced to "Attend School" Remotely as the City Confiscates Their Schools to Shelter Illegal Alien

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (qPw5n)

348 Simple fix. Any new regulation has to be voted on by Congress before it can be implemented.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
---
Congress encourages & approves the automatic annual increase in fines issued to - for example, employers by the U.S. Department of Labor. It encouraged the initiation of more regulations & fines to employers during covid 19. Congress is allowing funds to be taken from the VA (and perhaps the IRS) to be used for 'processing' of undocumented immigrants arriving in the US. Congress approves and even raises the often outrageous budgets submitted annually by executive branch federal agencies.

Congress is basically worthless but for keeping itself in high style & providing employment to about 10,000 direct employees.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 10, 2024 04:37 PM (GshMh)

349 328 Avalanche buries multiple people at the Palisades Ski Resort in Tahoe.

http://tiny.cc/581zvz
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (Odg76)

/Facepalm...

Oh... its fucking Squaw Valley! I knew KT-22 sounded familiar... have skiied it a bunch, but did not connect it with the 'new' name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (xaFKb)

350 Nobody "drops out" of a campaign. That's just rabble talk. And they don't "quit" either.

They suspend their campaign

...

you know pending an increase in popularity and a demand for them to continue their campaign.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

351 Growing up in Texas, it's allI say and all I know.
I rarely say you guys unless I am talking to a group of all men.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:34 PM (NpAcC)

Howdy Tex !

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (T4tVD)

352 @343 - Good on being fast to nood. I had to type in all the fields again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (qPw5n)

353 328 Avalanche buries multiple people at the Palisades Ski Resort in Tahoe.

http://tiny.cc/581zvz
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2024 04:33 PM (Odg76)

__

I was told global warming meant no more snow for skiing.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (bWsRe)

354 277 Plus ones?
What does that even mean?
Posted by: Ciampino - What about minus ones? at January 10, 2024

***
It's the new shorthand for "bringing a date or spouse," though it could mean bringing a buddy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:20 PM (J2vNu)
----
Thank you. I've been retired too long I guess. I thought it might mean 'no fatties' LOL and it wouldn't have surprised me. We gave 'No Whites' (cf Boston).

Posted by: Ciampino - cheapskates at January 10, 2024 04:39 PM (qfLjt)

355 Is anyone else sick of seeing "y'all" in tweets by people who would never say it in real life, who only seem to be using it to appear folksy, in that "you guys" kind of way that Ace used to rag on? Is it just me?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/QIWP)
******
Growing up in Texas, it's allI say and all I know.
I rarely say you guys unless I am talking to a group of all men.
Posted by: redridinghood


It's F you (singular)
F y'all (2 to 6)
F all y'all (7+)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2024 04:39 PM (gZ3KO)

356 Oh... its fucking Squaw Valley! I knew KT-22 sounded familiar... have skiied it a bunch, but did not connect it with the 'new' name.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2024 04:38 PM (xaFKb)

____

First time I heard of Palisades I was the same way. Like huh? Where's that I never heard of the place. Oh it's WOKE Squaw Valley? I see. Well fuck off then, you're never getting $1 from me again.

Posted by: Montec at January 10, 2024 04:40 PM (bWsRe)

357 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024
*
Operation Dumbo Drop
Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Amy Schumer at January 10, 2024


***
In a sequel to Larger Than Life, Bill Murray has to wangle Chris Christie from Maryland to LA to get him to his favorite All-You-Can-Eat buffet. Complications (read: digestive issues) ensure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2024 04:40 PM (J2vNu)

358 Y'all can take away my y'alls when you pry them from my cold, toothless gums.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2024 04:40 PM (991eG)

359 Another coincidence. In the UK Antiques Roadshow I'm still watching, they had an American lady bring in some modern furniture including an Eames lounge chair with ottoman and it belonged to her dad who was the first in her family to go to college and to medical school at that, ending up as a psychiatrist. This is what the chair and ottoman look like...

http://tinyurl.com/36hdfv2j

BTW £4,000-6,000

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 10, 2024 04:41 PM (2yu8s)

360 Hiya Muldoon !

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2024 04:42 PM (T4tVD)

361 Chris Christie to make an announcement in NH at 5pm ET. Probably going to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

Caltech is turning down the sensitivity on their seismometers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2024 04:42 PM (pRQ2K)

362 "If men must turn square corners when they deal with the government, it cannot be too much to expect the government to turn square corners when it deals with them."
Posted by: Gentlemen
------
He is cribbing from earlier case. Rock Island, A. & L. R. Co. v. United States, 254 U.S. 141, 143" where Justice Holmes was warning corporations and individuals of the need to comply with regulations. That was repeated by Scotus in the 40's in the Merrill case dealing with crop insurance. The local government official gave a farmer bad advice on federal crop insurance coverage and the farmer relied on it. Basically federal agencies are not bound legally by whatever advice that government employees give and individuals are bound by the actual law or regulation. Same thing if you call up the IRS for tax advice--the agency is not bound by what its agent tells you but the actual law and regulations.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2024 04:47 PM (tllOr)

363 Caller to Gorka's radio show:

"Have the Sergeant-at-Arms arrest Hunter Biden and then offer a prisoner swap for all the J6 political prisoners."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 10, 2024 04:49 PM (yg/FY)

364 This attractive young woman who enjoys wearing plaid when she's relaxing at home (as she is here)is rather bemused that women who are "plus one" show up to a company party wearing plaid. When she goes to a fancy party with her boyfriend she always looks pretty and dressed up:

tinyurl.com/37y9u4x9


Very pretty. Exactly the type of girl I'd get rejected by.

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365 Very pretty. Exactly the type of girl I'd get rejected by.
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Yeah, me too. Besides, my wife would be pissed.

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