Surprise! Ray Epps Gets No Jail Time, Just Probation, as Judge Colludes with DOJ to Set Fed Agent Free

Unbelievable -- except, of course, it was inevitable.

The government and judge admitted that usually conduct like Ray Epps' would "warrant jail time" -- but the federal government said he "engaged in de-escalation tactics" (when he urged people to go "INTO the Capitol?") and the judge said that he had already suffered enough because of "conspiracy theories" that he was some kind of fed.

No, of course not -- he's just a guy the feds fight to get probation for and make false claims for.

From Radix Verum:

Radix Verum
@NotRadix
Attended Ray Epps sentencing today - what a farce.
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The prosecutor praised Epps "de-escalation tactics" and had a whole slide show for it entitled "Attempts to De-escalate."
Both Judge Boasberg and the prosecutor both claimed "he never tried to go into the Capitol."

No, he didn't go into the Capitol -- he just urged others to go.

And the government has put a lot of "insurrectionists" in jail who never entered the Capitol. In those cases, they claimed that not actually being present in the Capitol did not mitigate their crimes.

But here, they flip the script completely to absolve Ray Epps, who is not, and I must stress this, a federal agent. Not even a little bit.

The prosecutor claimed he struggled and that he could give Epps a felony with a low sentence or a misdemeanor with a high sentence.
The prosecutor claimed Ray Epps case was a "unique and complicated case," I don't see how.

The only unique thing in the case is the government's determination to set him free, a position they decidedly did not take with a thousand other people.

I also don't see any other J6 defendant getting this type of special treatment where a prosecutor claims their case is "unique."

Because they're not federal agents.

The prosecutor said they used their prosecutorial discretion to choose to charge Epps with misdemeanor - despite that same prosecutor arguing 10 minutes before that Epps had engaged in felonious conduct.
The government agreed with Ray Epps defense lawyers arguments regarding mitigating factors for Epps lol

Now here is where Epps and his lawyers argue for leniency, claiming that he's a victim of "widespread conspiracy theories" and shouldn't be punished futher.

Unbelievably -- by which I mean, "inevitably" -- the judge agrees that, and I quote, the important thing is not what happened on January 6, but "what happened after."

Weird, I never heard another judge passing sentence on a J6er arguing that what happened on January 6th didn't matter.

Epps and his lawyers along with the government and Judge Boasberg all agreed Ray Epps was the victim of "widespread conspiracy theories."

The DOJ themselves admitted they were giving Epps a "significant break."
The prosecutor argued "6 months is the appropriate sentence."
The prosecution then proceeded to praise Epps - claiming he actually SUPPORTED LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS that day.
Epps lawyers pointed out Epps called the FBI almost immediately on 1/08/2021 and that he gave voluntary statements and cooperated.

What do you call someone who cooperates with the feds and gives evidence against others...?

Oh right -- a federal agent.

Epps was allowed to speak and he said the FBI had "nothing to do with what happened on January 6th," he blamed @FoxNews for "peddling election integrity conspiracy theories," and he blamed Trump.
He then said that he believes January 6, 2021 was an "insurrection."

Oh, it wasn't Ray Epps who told people to "go INTO the Capitol" -- it was Fox News.

And of course he continues acting as a fed agent by peddling their line that every other person present at the Capitol that day, EXCEPT for Ray Epps, was an "insurrectionist."

Epps lawyer claimed people called Epps a "boomer" on January 5 when Epps was recorded on video urging rally attendees to go into the Capitol the next day. Baked Alaska and others started changing "fed fed fed," but Epps lawyer claimed Epps was trying to "de-escalate" and that "Baked Alaska and others didn't listen to him [Epps]."

By calling him a "boomer," this lawyer intends to suggest that the ringleader Ray Epps didn't know what was going on because the Internet, it's so confusing, amirite?

Epps lawyer made the claim Epps "just said we should go down to the Capitol," and claimed he never told people to go in - the government did not dispute this claim.

Despite this being on video.

We have seen video evidence that contradicts this though.
Epps lawyer then made a big thing about how Epps in a post J6 interview with a citizen journalist talked about what happened on J6 being "symbolic."
His lawyer said to Epps it was just a "symbolic amplification of his voice," to Epps.
Then Ray Epps lawyer made an ASTOUNDING ADMISSION: he claims that after reviewing footage of Epps and his conduct the government made a FORMAL DECISION IN 2021 NOT TO CHARGE EPPS WITH ANYTHING.

Huh. Like with Hunter Biden.

He then claims Epps is being unfairly treated now with the government giving his a misdemeanor show charge.

Again, like Hunter Biden.

Epps lawyer argued that probation for him as a sentence would promote "accountability."

LOL.

Epps in his statement not only lashed out at Fox News but he lashed out at what he called the "Trump Cult," who he blames for his conduct.
He then praised the FBI and antifa saying conclusively they had "no involvement" in January 6 and that only "angry trump supporters," were part of the "mob."
Epps said the 2020 election was "not stolen" and that he wants to spend the rest of his life trying to explain that to other

All part of his deal -- support the claims of the Criminal State.

He wants to speak about the "truth of the election results," and he assured Judge Boasberg he no longer gets his information from "Fox News" and he trusts the government.

Great, so no jail time then!

Judge Boasberg praised the government for being "balanced" in their presentation.

Judge Boasberg claimed Epps initial conduct "probably warranted jail time," but then cited his extensive cooperation with the government, J6 farce Committee, etc and other "mitigating factors" to give Epps a sentence of 12 months probation and NO TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS.
He then called January 6 an "insurrection," and he slammed "conspiracy theorists," who claimed the FBI was involved. Judge Boasberg says more important than Epps conduct on January 6 was "what happened after," and he cited Epps and his wife as "victims" of these conspiracy theories and "harassment," which he claims is at a level he hasn't "seen before."

So there you have it - Epps is a "unique and complicated" case and is a "victim of widespread conspiracy theories," totally not an FBI informant, fed or working for a contractor that contracts with the feds which is why he got this amazing sweetheart deal and praise from the government and fisa judge lol

Addendum: forgot to add how Judge Boasberg disregarded the video played of Epps helping to push this massive Trump flag that was over 20 feet long into a line of Capitol Officers by claiming "anyone might put their hand up to protect their head if a big sign is coming."
That was actually amazing - I'm sure no other J6 defendant got this benefit of the doubt again that contrasts the video evidence of what happened that day.

LOL, they have video of him pushing a Trump flag towards the cops and the judge says "Oh he wasn't pushing the flag, he was just protecting his head from the famously-dangerous flag cloth, which kills 8700 people per year.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 The whole blog is Italican!

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (+cH+C)

2 This article is unjustly slanted.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (7mP17)

3 This post seems a bit.... slanted

Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (7+lgI)

4 Suck It Losers!

Posted by: Ray Epps, FBI Stooge at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Edu7X)

5 When the Prosecutor is really the defense attorney.

Posted by: MATT GRAVER at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (0JbO3)

6 "I trust the government!!"

Says the fed.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (i7Q7S)

7 The retribution times are getting closer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (eYF7X)

8 As proof that Epps wasn't a fed agent, the feds have punished him far less than people who did less.

Now, shut up and take your mismanagement and lack of consent in your government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

9 Well, Ray has been punished enough already.. right?

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

10 Unexpectant firsts are the best ones. I read the content too. Boom!

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (+cH+C)

11 Boasberg was chief of the FISA court when Clinesmith's intentionally false filings with the court were adjudicated as "no biggie", enabling the Fibbies to continue their Fourth Amendment violations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 03:46 PM (GzGPm)

12 Nothing suspicious about this at all. Noooooo.

Now get back to your dark, cold hovel and eat your bugs.

Posted by: Cranky JAnne at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (/N8T/)

13 Types, deletes, types, deletes..

Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (guMc0)

14 Boasberg was appointed by W and given a raise to a new position by Barky. Imperial City guardian to the max

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (Yem6A)

15 Just waving their dick in your face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (R4t5M)

16 When the Prosecutor is really the defense attorney.
Posted by: MATT GRAVER at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (0JbO3)

In 1930s-era USSR during Stalin's show trials, the defense attorney was really the prosecutor.

It's the opposite situation here: and yet not the opposite situation at all.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (bhRsz)

17 (repeats under breath)
Ace's sandbox, Ace's rules.
Ace's sandbox, Ace's rules.
Ace's sandbox, Ace's rules.
. . .

Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (guMc0)

18 They don't care how this looks. They just don't care.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

19 Now, Fake Jake can say "he was convicted!!" whenever someone tries to say Epps was a Fed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (GzGPm)

20 Hey fascists now you know how my side feels after fbi agent provocateur terry norman who fired the shot at the guard who then fired on the students who was never prosecuted. Same with the murderers of fred hampton and mark clark. Pay backs a b*tch!

Posted by: raimondo at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (He/KV)

21 I expected nothing differently from what happened… did anyone else here think it it would be different?

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)

22 No linky, Ace.

Posted by: Tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (O4+Bv)

23 Nurse! Raimondo is late for his meds!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (GzGPm)

24 21: tubal

No.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (sAmhv)

25 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (R4t5M)

26 Eff this guy. Hope he drops dead tomorrow.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (JkCto)

27 We arestill at the point where DC still bothers to tell us what they do… that will soon change…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (PCK5/)

28 Posted by: raimondo at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (He/KV)

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So, your governing philosophy is that vengeance is the proper application of governmental power?

Will you object if the right takes up this attitude?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

29 Nobody flips their allegiance that quickly. This guy was a plant from day one.

So disgusting, all of it.

Trump put people like Christopher Ray in charge, and through all the J6 people under the bus. so I’m still mystified at what electing him even going to accomplish.

Posted by: Wireless at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (opahM)

30 Not surprised
Oh well, lots of other Fedsurrectionists to go after for the Coup D'etat

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (gPz4v)

31 Is Epps a person that Lindsey Graham thinks the Cap Police should have used their guns on?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (eYF7X)

32 "...did anyone else here think it it would be different?"

I actually expected that he would completely escape any negative consequence whatsoever.
Too much heat I suspect.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (MeG8a)

33 Raimondo must have taken some rancid discharge during his gloryhole shift. He's even more incoherent than usual

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 03:52 PM (Yem6A)

34 If Epps has any sense at all, he ought to be feeling a little nervous about this.

Any future usefulness of his to the Deep State will be chiefly as a "victim" of "violent right-wing Trumpers"; and surely the Deep State has considered that.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 03:52 PM (bhRsz)

35 Proof positive that there is no longer any attempt at justice. The current government is so corrupt the only thing that will have to fight for that.ll fix it is an art V convention. And even then the people l

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 03:52 PM (A5THL)

36 If they admit the obvious that he's a fed, then anyone who was convicted or forced into a plea bargain based on Epps' urging would have a cut and dry case of entrapment.

So they give him a zero-punishment "sentence" to act as cover.

(Note: Epps is likely not a "fed" in the sense of being actually employed by the government, but is obviously an informant or other unofficial agent.)

Posted by: can of spam at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (7oNMO)

37 sorry computer is so messed up must be gov issue.

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (A5THL)

38 I Orchestrated the entire thing -
Ray Epps (in a Text to his son)

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (RVloE)

39 >Epps was allowed to speak and he said the FBI had "nothing to do with what happened on January 6th," he blamed @FoxNews for "peddling election integrity conspiracy theories," and he blamed Trump.
He then said that he believes January 6, 2021 was an "insurrection."

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FFS, how much more obvious can it be?

I'm not sure what's worse, that they're teabagging us with this obvious farce or that a whole lot of people actually believe this kayfabe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (mGabY)

40 So this is where everybody went.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

41 Epps is expendable. As are 90% of the public.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (R4t5M)

42 They don't care how this looks. They just don't care.

Whether you believe this depends on whether you believe they'll conduct an obvious, undeniable, massive cheat or not in '24. Personally, I think there will be widespread insurrection if there is; the real thing, not their fevered fantasy.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (CsUN+)

43 Posted by: raimondo at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (He/KV)

It's like you're not even trying anymore. *sighs*

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (bhRsz)

44 Banana Republic status: Complete

Show trials are not just for political enemies.

Sometimes friends need a show trial too.

Posted by: scottst at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (ojBxe)

45 Time for my reboot again.

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (A5THL)

46 I bet only about 1 out of 100,000 people know who Ray Epps is, what he did and why this stinks.

That's why FedGov can get away with it.

Our electorate tends to be on the retarded side.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (Q4IgG)

47 There are many tens of millions who in fact think Justice WAS done… or that DC was too tough on poor Ray… your fellow Americans… let that sink in..

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

48 Agents provocateur and paid instigators acted feloniously is a massive frame up of normal America.
Anti-America to its very core, uniparty is.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 09, 2024 03:55 PM (gxokI)

49 Who will pay his fine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (63Dwl)

50 I wonder what they nailed Ray Epps on to get him to be their bitch.

Posted by: Wireless at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (opahM)

51 The Feds tried one of their own before a pet judge and Presto! No punishment.

Now he will sue for malicious prosecution, settle for a monstrous payment and expungement.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (GzGPm)

52 Unbelievable -- except, of course, it was inevitable.

The government and judge admitted that usually conduct like Ray Epps' would "warrant jail time" -- but the federal government said he "engaged in de-escalation tactics" (when he urged people to go "INTO the Capitol?") and the judge said that he had already suffered enough because of "conspiracy theories" that he was some kind of fed.

No, of course not -- he's just a guy the feds fight to get probation for and make false claims for.
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But remember, don't you DARE believe that there is not a single "standard of justice" in this country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:57 PM (Zp1WF)

53 46 I bet only about 1 out of 100,000 people know who Ray Epps is, what he did and why this stinks.

That's why FedGov can get away with it.

Our electorate tends to be on the retarded side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (Q4IgG)

Oh, you are probably essentially right… We are living in the “Whaaa???” Times now.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 03:57 PM (PCK5/)

54 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:57 PM (LoICJ)

55 41 Epps is expendable. As are 90% of the public.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Closer to 93%, actually.

Posted by: guidestone math at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (nIRE6)

56 Two sets of laws in a lawless country

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

57 No, he didn't go into the Capitol -- he just urged others to go.
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But was he on the sidewalk or lawn, because thats straight up treason. Or so says the DOJStasi

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (GzGPm)

58 Dammit! If only Epps had walked on the lawn!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Angsy)

59 But here, they flip the script completely to absolve Ray Epps, who is not, and I must stress this, a federal agent. Not even a little bit.
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Y'know what would be fitting and funny?

If he isn't. Not an agent, not a CI, not an affiliate. Nothing. Just a private citizen. But everybody *thinks* he is and so they let him go just to keep up appearances within their lower ranks of Party footsoldiers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Zp1WF)

60 Greg Pence is retiring from CONgress. Because of course he is.

I didn't know Fuckstick had a brother in government.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:59 PM (R4t5M)

61 I wonder if Obama considered the French Revolution when he decided to transform America? Cuz, Imma okay with French Revolution and I know the Media is the Church to burn and priest an nuns to burn. Viva le guillotine!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:59 PM (LVNnd)

62 Those damn Conspiracy Theories again.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

63 Oh, and Ann Coulter is compromised (Epstein Island?)

Posted by: GPQuartano at January 09, 2024 03:59 PM (XFFWZ)

64 People were convicted that weren’t even in Washington DC at all

And this guy gets probation?

Trump de-escalated way more than this guy did

I don’t remember Trump urging people to rush inside the capital

Posted by: Wireless at January 09, 2024 04:00 PM (opahM)

65 By calling him a "boomer," this lawyer intends to suggest that the ringleader Ray Epps didn't know what was going on because the Internet, it's so confusing, amirite?
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Seriously? Is that what they're doing? I thought this was a "he's oppressed by hateful bigots just like ladies who hate being called 'Karen,'" not trying to built part of a "Mickey the Dunce" routine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:00 PM (Zp1WF)

66 I almost pity those that will face God's wrath.

Almost.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 04:00 PM (TBXBf)

67 Oh, and Ann Coulter is compromised (Epstein Island?)
Posted by: GPQuartano at January 09, 2024 03:59 PM (XFFWZ)

She had to get the taste of Bill Maher out of her mouth?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 04:00 PM (Angsy)

68 *sighs*

The clown show keeps rolling along

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (Acdbr)

69 He then claims Epps is being unfairly treated now with the government giving his a misdemeanor show charge.
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Yup. He was supposed to walk away a hero with a shiny new contract, not get a slap on the wrist. He was sacrificed to the interests of the Party because a bunch of assholes on the internet found him.

He's probably pretty pissed, actually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (Zp1WF)

70 What a malignant weasel Epps is and not the nice weasel here at ASHQ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (RSbhh)

71 ... and the judge said that he had already suffered enough because of "conspiracy theories" that he was some kind of fed.

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

"In a time of universal deceit, conspiracy theories are an evolutionary act."

-- Zombie George Orwell

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (LoICJ)

72 - They had to charge him to protect him from the unlikely possibility that a patriot would run DOJ before statute of limitations on his crimes.

- They could not charge him with anything real, or there was (possibly?) a threat that he would turn around and claim that HE was entrapped by his instructions by higher ups to do what he did. That would blow the whole thing wide open.

So they could not ignore, but could not throw him under the bus. What a dilemma.

So instead they paid him off (very well I assume) and got the bonus of rubbing this farce in our faces.

Posted by: Tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (O4+Bv)

73 Greg Pence is retiring from CONgress. Because of course he is.

I didn't know Fuckstick had a brother in government.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
.......

What else would he qualified to do?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

74 The clown show keeps rolling along
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A clown show for a clown world.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (TBXBf)

75 So there you have it - Epps is a "unique and complicated" case and is a "victim of widespread conspiracy theories," totally not an FBI informant, fed or working for a contractor that contracts with the feds which is why he got this amazing sweetheart deal and praise from the government and fisa judge lol
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Realistically, "praise from a FISA judge" is probably reason enough for permanent exile.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:01 PM (Zp1WF)

76 I don't know how we survive as a country given the disparity of treatment on display here. Did Epps have to make a groveling mea culpa to the Court? Was he required to watch videos and read books assigned by his court-appointed lawyer? Mee-maw grandma with cancer gets jail time, but not Epps. WTAH??

Posted by: NAB at January 09, 2024 04:02 PM (3sHsl)

77 >>People were convicted that weren’t even in Washington DC at all

And this guy gets probation?

People have been imprisoned, in absolutely horrible conditions, for 3+ years...AWAITING Trial.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 04:02 PM (RVloE)

78 Addendum: forgot to add how Judge Boasberg disregarded the video played of Epps helping to push this massive Trump flag that was over 20 feet long into a line of Capitol Officers by claiming "anyone might put their hand up to protect their head if a big sign is coming."
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He's earning his money. Top-form gymnastics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:02 PM (Zp1WF)

79 The 535 elected asswipes had better understand that a government with no legitimacy is not a government. Same applies to the Bureaus and Agencies.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (W/lyH)

80 Pretty sure there are people in jail who did nothing but 'trespass' and are also on video giving first aid and being friendly with the Capitol police. I don't think these acts received any sympathy resulting in reduced sentences from the gulag prosecutors and judges.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (fs1hN)

81 Red states need to start thinking about a compact.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (rJ48h)

82 Ray Epps did not kill himself.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (aD39U)

83 By calling him a "boomer," this lawyer intends to suggest that the ringleader Ray Epps didn't know what was going on because the Internet, it's so confusing, amirite?
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"I'm an old man, I'm confused."

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (O4+Bv)

84 John Roberts was right; there aren't Republican and Democrat judges. There are, however, American and Totalitarian judges.

And Epstein judges too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (lvXGL)

85 Damnatio! Even my proscription list wasn't as long!

Posted by: Sulla Felix at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (Angsy)

86 59 But here, they flip the script completely to absolve Ray Epps, who is not, and I must stress this, a federal agent. Not even a little bit.
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Y'know what would be fitting and funny?

If he isn't. Not an agent, not a CI, not an affiliate. Nothing. Just a private citizen. But everybody *thinks* he is and so they let him go just to keep up appearances within their lower ranks of Party footsoldiers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Zp1WF)

I'm assuming he was getting paid by DOD rather than DOJ...letting him "truthfully" say he didn't work for the FBI.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

87 I almost pity those that will face God's wrath.

Almost.
Posted by: SMH

Assuming there is.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (KAi1n)

88 And can the Right FINALLY end any associated with the fraud known as Ann Coulter? Please. This woman.

Posted by: NAB at January 09, 2024 04:04 PM (3sHsl)

89 None of this is legitimate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:04 PM (R4t5M)

90 Boasberg was the chief FISA judge involved in all things Trump surveillance.

Posted by: 7man at January 09, 2024 04:04 PM (qwO6y)

91 Ray Epps is an Agent Provocateur.

Which is the French for "Ass Hole".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 04:04 PM (Edu7X)

92 Wasn't there a civil case just filed against Epps et al?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:05 PM (aD39U)

93 Is it Double Secret Probation?
Because that's serious.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

94 Sorry Ben, we couldn't keep it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2024 04:05 PM (sNc8Y)

95
I'm anticipating his book;
"IF I was a fed."

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (O4+Bv)

96 I'm assuming he was getting paid by DOD rather than DOJ...letting him "truthfully" say he didn't work for the FBI.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)
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Oh, sure. I don't doubt it for a second.

I'm just saying it would be hilarious if the claim that he's just a joe blow private citizen was actually true, but now they have to let him go to keep the Party's grunts - who don't know the truth but are making assumptions based on the same shit everyone else has access to - happy.

Like the ultimate "free rider."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (Zp1WF)

97 Boasberg and Epps play for the other team.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (dO2rF)

98 86 59 But here, they flip the script completely to absolve Ray Epps, who is not, and I must stress this, a federal agent. Not even a little bit.
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Y'know what would be fitting and funny?

If he isn't. Not an agent, not a CI, not an affiliate. Nothing. Just a private citizen. But everybody *thinks* he is and so they let him go just to keep up appearances within their lower ranks of Party footsoldiers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Zp1WF)

I'm assuming he was getting paid by DOD rather than DOJ...letting him "truthfully" say he didn't work for the FBI.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

Or CIA - which would require him to deny working on domestic soil...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (exHjb)

99 If Nanzi Oelosi didn't want people walking on the grass in front of the Capital, she should have put up a sign. Maybe a picture of her shaking her fist and,in big print, "Get off my lawn!!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (cTgZs)

100 None of this is legitimate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:04 PM (R4t5M)
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Well, it all comes from an illegitimate government. Fruit of the poisoned tree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (Zp1WF)

101 They don't care how this looks. They just don't care.

Whether you believe this depends on whether you believe they'll conduct an obvious, undeniable, massive cheat or not in '24. Personally, I think there will be widespread insurrection if there is; the real thing, not their fevered fantasy.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (CsUN+)

With the caveat of 'you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into,' I think you're absolutely wrong. I believe the cheat will be so blatant and so massive that even North Korea would say, "yo, bro, dial it back!" and there will be no reaction or revolt at all, only the clattering of impotent keyboards, the vows to 'vote harderer!' and the smug vomitus of "we told you Trump would lose! We should have run Haley or DeSantis!"

Come back this November and see if I'm not right on the money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (Q0kLU)

102 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Assuming there is.
Posted by: SFGoth
___

There is.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (TBXBf)

104 At the copa. Copa Banana......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

105 92 Wasn't there a civil case just filed against Epps et al?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:05 PM (aD39U)

Yes - in Utah.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (exHjb)

106 ... the judge agrees that, and I quote, the important thing is not what happened on January 6, but "what happened after."

-------------

"Your honor, after murdering five white dudes, my client helped an old lady cross the street AND attended a church service. I demand that the charges be dropped and leniency shown given his behavior after the murders.

Call it the Epps Standard ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (LoICJ)

107 Hey Sponge. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (TBXBf)

108 By calling him a "boomer," this lawyer intends to suggest that the ringleader Ray Epps didn't know what was going on because the Internet, it's so confusing, amirite?

It's like he's black, or something......right?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

109 I don't think anybody's been on Nutzi Palsy's lawn in decades.
Not even her husband.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

110 I'm anticipating his book;
"IF I was a fed."
Posted by: Uncle Leo

More like "Fuck You" with a pic of his backhole on the front cover.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:08 PM (R4t5M)

111 109 - he’s busy hammering out a few other things

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 09, 2024 04:08 PM (nIRE6)

112 he’s busy hammering out a few other things
Posted by: Kratwurst at January 09, 2024 04:08 PM (nIRE6)
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BOOM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:08 PM (Zp1WF)

113 I almost pity those that will face God's wrath.

Almost.

I realize that God is not obligated to do anything on my account, but it sure would be encouraging to see some of that happen sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (sNc8Y)

114 Ray Epps sentencing is a perfect example of Carlin's line "it's a big club and you ain't in it"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (Yem6A)

115 I get the sense that no other J6er could bow down and lick the boots of this judge--proclaiming eternal fealty to the Biden junta--and get the same treatment.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (7fElN)

116 I just wish there was a song lyric that would apply to what to do in situations like these.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

117 98 86 59 But here, they flip the script completely to absolve Ray Epps, who is not, and I must stress this, a federal agent. Not even a little bit.
++++
Y'know what would be fitting and funny?

If he isn't. Not an agent, not a CI, not an affiliate. Nothing. Just a private citizen. But everybody *thinks* he is and so they let him go just to keep up appearances within their lower ranks of Party footsoldiers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Zp1WF)

I'm assuming he was getting paid by DOD rather than DOJ...letting him "truthfully" say he didn't work for the FBI.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

Or CIA - which would require him to deny working on domestic soil...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (exHjb)

Lots of TLA to funnel money to a contractor. It's all the same rotten people seizing power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (xcxpd)

118 SMH!!!

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Remember when we all thought that Harry Reid was stupid for nuking the filibuster in order to stack the 12th circuit? Not looking so stupid now, is it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (u73oe)

120 Wizards of the Coast just shot themselves in the foot, again.

WotC just published some Magic the Gathering art that included an AI generated background. This after WotC vowed not to use such AI art.

So David Rapoza, who has drawn 61 Magic cards, has cut all ties with WotC because of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (Acdbr)

121 now you know how my side feels after fbi agent
Posted by: raimondo

So even Rainmando knows Epps is a fed.

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (X/3V0)

122 OT: But the prostate cancer/UTI has now been confirmed.

What part of that could have possibly been "elective"? Why lie, unless you know he's gonna have to resign after the prognosis gets revealed?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (exHjb)

123 Time for my reboot again.
Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (A5THL)
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Thats very Buddhist of your computer, Vic. I hope it is reborn a better, more stable Windows install.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (q5Sxq)

124 Epps wasn't there on Jan 5 by accident egging people on to go into the Capitol.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE DOING THAT.

Probably Pelosi's people sent him. This thing has a Twilight Zone aura about it. It's like a sea of scheiss. Smells bad.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (dO2rF)

125 Thats very Buddhist of your computer, Vic. I hope it is reborn a better, more stable Windows install.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (q5Sxq)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Zp1WF)

126 Some whackjob goes and offs Epps you can bet the full force of FedGov is going to come down on anyone and everyone who ever even considered voting for Trump.

The State will never be disrespected.... ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Q4IgG)

127 I just wish there was a song lyric that would apply to what to do in situations like these.

Jo Dee Messina - "My give a damn is busted."

Will that suffice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Acdbr)

128 120 Wizards of the Coast just shot themselves in the foot, again.

WotC just published some Magic the Gathering art that included an AI generated background. This after WotC vowed not to use such AI art.

So David Rapoza, who has drawn 61 Magic cards, has cut all ties with WotC because of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (Acdbr)

As a former WOTC employee let me just say....WOTC cannot burn to the ground fast enough to suit me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

129 66 {{{SMH at God's grace}}}
*Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex.

How are you? Good to see you posting!

Willowed from previous thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (u82oZ)

130 Remember when we all thought that Harry Reid was stupid for nuking the filibuster in order to stack the 12th circuit? Not looking so stupid now, is it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 04:09 PM (u73oe)

To be fair, Reid knew all about the "biggest election fraud organization in history" and didn't think they would ever lose another election again when he did that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

131
What part of that could have possibly been "elective"? Why lie, unless you know he's gonna have to resign after the prognosis gets revealed?
Posted by: Nova Local

It's not like our enemies don't know what is going on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (R4t5M)

132 >>>They don't care how this looks. They just don't care.

Nah, I think they *want* a reaction from the Right.

I think their strategy is
- Far left commies. No reality will penetrate their bubble.
- Uninformed. -- These people want peace and stability and the best way to win them over is to make the Right look crazy. They simply can not believe that the Left is breaking every norm and law, so the worse the Right reacts, the more they stand on the sidelines refusing to fight the tyranny.
- Right. Some will do what we are doing - claim it is all clown world, but many will become depressed and defeated. Low turnout will be blamed for Biden getting 23434 billion votes.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (O4+Bv)

133 They're not even trying to hide anything anymore.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (n2Iei)

134 Are we now going to be hectored with "prostate cancer is racist" for weeks on end?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (Yem6A)

135 It's a cruel, unfair world.

One day it won't be.

That is all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (GB0ku)

136 Mark Andrews

Just remember WotC rhymes with Na...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (Acdbr)

137 I'm doing fine, Salty. : )

How are you?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (TBXBf)

138 Meanwhile, Tarrio gets to get ass pounded for the next 20 YEARS.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (E+3bw)

139 WotC has been a gross woke cesspit before anyone knew what woke even was.

Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (oqH4h)

140 PS - this is from WTOP.com - okay, so the pain part was real. This sounds like it was awful and the days required in the hospital were no joke...

"Dr. John Maddox, trauma medical director, and Dr. Gregory Chesnut, director of the Center for Prostate Disease at Walter Reed, provided the first details of Austin’s prognosis in a statement put out by the Pentagon. They said he was under anesthesia during the initial surgery, and when he went to intensive care on Jan. 2 the infection had triggered an intestinal backup and his stomach had to be drained with a tube in his nose."

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (exHjb)

141 Senile Joe will be putting a medal around his neck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (n2Iei)

142
Jo Dee Messina - "My give a damn is busted."

Will that suffice?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Acdbr)

Nice effort, yet it just doesn't seem to go far enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

143 SMH

Living the dream. Snow day here. No school. But chores, of course.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (u82oZ)

144 OMG. "the judge cited Epps and his wife as "victims" of these conspiracy theories and "harassment," which he claims is at a level he hasn't "seen before."

I read story after story of how J6ers lost jobs, repuration, all their savings.

I think it was Marc Antony who said: "But Judge Boasbers is an honorable man."

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (8IgUp)

145 136 Mark Andrews

Just remember WotC rhymes with Na...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:13 PM (Acdbr)

Nancy?

Yeah and they were mostly staffed with Progressives when I was there too. And bankers and finance people in upper management, not gamers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (xcxpd)

146 >>It's a cruel, unfair world.

>One day it won't be.

Why you so Black Pilled, Bro?

Posted by: VDH at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (nREUD)

147 I just wish there was a song lyric that would apply to what to do in situations like these.

A couple of Pantera songs come to mind....

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (VMFAF)

148 120 Wizards of the Coast just shot themselves in the foot, again.

WotC just published some Magic the Gathering art that included an AI generated background. This after WotC vowed not to use such AI art.

So David Rapoza, who has drawn 61 Magic cards, has cut all ties with WotC because of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:10 PM (Acdbr)

As a former WOTC employee let me just say....WOTC cannot burn to the ground fast enough to suit me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:11 PM (xcxpd)
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WOTC is releasing Magic: The Gathering - Fallout (as in the Bethesda post-apocalyptic game).

WTF does *MAGIC* (as in magical power) have to do with a post-apocalyptic science-fiction setting?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (7fElN)

149 Ray the Judas Goat.

Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (yqwEa)

150 Professor Squirrel

You obviously missed the Magic the Gathering crossover with the Tom Baker Doctor Who ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:15 PM (Acdbr)

151 Come on , Big Government! Raimondo figured out Epps was a Fed, and Raimondo might be dumber than Biden!

Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2024 04:15 PM (hqVaF)

152 I don't think anybody's been on Nutzi Palsy's lawn in decades.
Not even her husband.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:07 PM (
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Need brain bleach.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2024 04:15 PM (dO2rF)

153 Nah, I think they *want* a reaction from the Right.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 09, 2024 04:12 PM (O4+Bv)

Getting a reaction is always the long-term goal.

Every time the right reacts to their provocations, they can use that to clamp down a little further, to remove a few more liberties.

If they can make the right react strongly enough, they can declare an emergency and do whatever they want "for the duration of the crisis".

There will hit a point of enough ratcheting and enough false emergencies where they'll have the power to dispense with the pretense that this is still a free republic.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 09, 2024 04:16 PM (gJKGU)

154 "Epps lawyer made the claim Epps "just said we should go down to the Capitol," and claimed he never told people to go in - the government did not dispute this claim."
So the government found that Epps was not an insurrectionist, is spite of this...
Is this not exactly what Trump said?
Therefore, he also must not be an insurrectionist?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 09, 2024 04:16 PM (gAuAm)

155 WTF does *MAGIC* (as in magical power) have to do with a post-apocalyptic science-fiction setting?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Que?

Posted by: Shadowrun at January 09, 2024 04:16 PM (X/3V0)

156 A couple of Pantera songs come to mind....
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (VMFAF)

At least a couple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:16 PM (R4t5M)

157 So... Austin went to the Hospital to get his nuts cut off so he can be like his hero "Chocolate Jesus" Obama.......

Now that makes more sense then the first stories released.....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 09, 2024 04:17 PM (15lwl)

158 Or Techno Mages from Babylon 5

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:17 PM (Acdbr)

159 I've noticed my TSA approval seems not to work anymore and every flight I take now, I am subjected to extra security. So, please note Federales, I was not in DC on Jan 6. However I did vote for Trump. Maybe thats it.....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:17 PM (5boS6)

160 WOTC is releasing Magic: The Gathering - Fallout (as in the Bethesda post-apocalyptic game).

WTF does *MAGIC* (as in magical power) have to do with a post-apocalyptic science-fiction setting?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:14 PM (7fElN)

any sufficiently advanced technology....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

161 We are getting high winds and heavy sees here (as we used to say in the Navy)

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (A5THL)

162 I've noticed my TSA approval seems not to work anymore and every flight I take now, I am subjected to extra security. So, please note Federales, I was not in DC on Jan 6. However I did vote for Trump. Maybe thats it.....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:17 PM (5boS6)

You know Bob from NSA lurks 'round these parts, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Note the probation was only for a year. Two years would have gotten him into a potential Trump term and a revocation of his probation and he’d be back in court.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (zSyrn)

164 any sufficiently advanced technology....?

Arthur C. Clarke has spoken

"HAL. Tea, Earl Gay. Hot"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (Acdbr)

165 The prosecutor praised Epps "de-escalation tactics" and had a whole slide show for it entitled "Attempts to De-escalate."

The prosecutor ? WTF ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)

166 I see that Ecuador has imposed martial law to retake the country from several "criminal groups" which have now been considered "terrorist organizations."

Sounds eerily similar to something I've read about our own situation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (Q4IgG)

167 Dan's election prediction:
Dems need to oust Biden from ballot. Dems and RINOs really need to oust Trump from ballot.

Dems and RINOs continue to wear down Trump until they run out of ammo. Biden has no clue what is going on.

Dems propose removing Biden from election if GOP agrees to isolate Trump from election.

Big Mike vs Haley/Desantis. Big Mike for the win.

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (8uzBS)

168 The prosecutor ? WTF ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)
++++
THE SYSTEM IS JUST AND HONEST, PEASANT!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (Zp1WF)

169 Note the probation was only for a year. Two years would have gotten him into a potential Trump term and a revocation of his probation and he’d be back in court.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (zSyrn)

He'll be way down deep, hidden in the list of pardons Joe Biden grants on his way out the door.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

170 160 any sufficiently advanced technology....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

========

What if I told you that the Matachin Tower was a spaceship?

I've read The Book of the New Sun twice...and I never picked up on that, just that it was metal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

171 The prosecutor ? WTF ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)

Theater for the mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (R4t5M)

172 I saw The Clattering of Impotent Keyboards AND Smug Vomitus open for A Taste of Honey at Whiskey A Go Go in '76.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (LoICJ)

173 Are Ecuadoran reporters commie a&&holes like the variant we have up north?

Posted by: ET at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (spjJL)

174 The prosecutor praised Epps "de-escalation tactics" and had a whole slide show for it entitled "Attempts to De-escalate."

The prosecutor ? WTF ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)
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So you can get a light sentence (or no sentence) as long as you have a well-crafted PowerPoint presentation delivered by the prosecution in your defense? I'll have to remember that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (7fElN)

175 You know Bob from NSA lurks 'round these parts, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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That helpful guy who always reminds me when I forget a password? He's a Fed too? Golly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (w/OAj)

176 170 160 any sufficiently advanced technology....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (xcxpd)

========

What if I told you that the Matachin Tower was a spaceship?

I've read The Book of the New Sun twice...and I never picked up on that, just that it was metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern was sci-fi all along....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (xcxpd)

177 So you can get a light sentence (or no sentence) as long as you have a well-crafted PowerPoint presentation delivered by the prosecution in your defense? I'll have to remember that...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (7fElN)
++++
You don't qualify.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:22 PM (Zp1WF)

178
There will hit a point of enough ratcheting and enough false emergencies where they'll have the power to dispense with the pretense that this is still a free republic.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 09, 2024 04:16 PM (gJKGU)

I think we are there already

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:22 PM (xcxpd)

179 The prosecutor praised Epps "de-escalation tactics" and had a whole slide show for it entitled "Attempts to De-escalate."

The prosecutor ? WTF ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)
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Where's Ben Had when you need her......The nick is just too perfect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Epps is a "proud boy" Or at least a former member of the proud boys from Arizona. He appears on many J6 videos inciting and urging the mob to attack Congress and hold up the peaceful and constitutional transfer of power.

I don't understand why he isn't doing hard time as a message to the rest of the maggots.

The crazed conspiracy theorists are going CRAZY on Twitter. I don't want to post their nonsense, though.

I hope he gets some compensation from the clowns at Fox.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (ycI94)

181 Was Smoking Man sitting in the back of the courtroom?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (n2Iei)

182 Theater for the mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 04:20 PM (R4t5M)

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"She is watching the defectives ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (LoICJ)

183 McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern was sci-fi all along....

Only because in the twilight of her life, Anne decided to stitch it all together. While turning short stories like "Lady in the Tower" or "Thorns of Baravi" into their own full series.

And people wonder why I quit buying her books.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (Acdbr)

184 So, I guess they didn't have to put that cage up to his face filled with rats to get Ray to absolutely love Big Brother. He dun it all on his own. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (Pxa/w)

185 180 Epps is a "proud boy" Or at least a former member of the proud boys from Arizona. He appears on many J6 videos inciting and urging the mob to attack Congress and hold up the peaceful and constitutional transfer of power.

I don't understand why he isn't doing hard time as a message to the rest of the maggots.

The crazed conspiracy theorists are going CRAZY on Twitter. I don't want to post their nonsense, though.

I hope he gets some compensation from the clowns at Fox.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (ycI94)

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"Is anything else we're being told about 1/6 a lie?"
-DU, 0.32% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

186 Epps is a "proud boy" Or at least a former member of the proud boys from Arizona. He appears on many J6 videos inciting and urging the mob to attack Congress and hold up the peaceful and constitutional transfer of power.

I don't understand why he isn't doing hard time as a message to the rest of the maggots. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 04:23 PM (ycI94)
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You'll figure it out someday.

Or not.

Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (Zp1WF)

187 >>and every flight I take now, I am subjected to extra security

do the Ron White maneuver...take two viagras before going to the airport, when asked "what's in your pants?" tell them you don't know and make them find out.

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (8uzBS)

188 They want me angry. They want me stressed and agitated. They want me pissed off about all the stuff they get away with.

I'm not giving them want they want anymore.

One day, they will be held accountable. But I'm done letting them direct how I feel.

I've got a thousand yard stare now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (GB0ku)

189 I liked the Cadillac/Trabant care comment in the last thread. Tough break.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (as3uC)

190 Epps is a "proud boy" Or at least a former member of the proud boys from Arizona.

This is false.

Is there ANY facts those idiots over at DU get correct?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Hey Dan, let me make it easy for you: Dems win.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:25 PM (Eeb9P)

192 Epps is a "proud boy" Or at least a former member of the proud boys from Arizona.

This is false.

Is there ANY facts those idiots over at DU get correct?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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I wonder if they have their own "Bob from the NSA" monitoring their comments...Or feeding them garbage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:25 PM (7fElN)

193 This busty redhead who is incongruously outdoors in her nightgown is very fond of doing whatever she wants without consequences, so she is working to become a federal agent or otherwise fed-adjacent:
http://tiny.cc/lumyvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:26 PM (Zp1WF)

194 --
I wonder if they have their own "Bob from the NSA" monitoring their comments...Or feeding them garbage...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:25 PM (7fElN)

Yet they blame US for qanon.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

195 I wonder if they have their own "Bob from the NSA" monitoring their comments...Or feeding them garbage...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:25 PM (7fElN)
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Of course.

Old and busted: Internet
New hotness: Dragnet

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:27 PM (Zp1WF)

196 You know Bob from NSA lurks 'round these parts, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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That helpful guy who always reminds me when I forget a password? He's a Fed too? Golly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:21 PM (w/OAj)

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I assumed he was the apostrophe critic.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:27 PM (LoICJ)

197 To be honest, Epps got more than I thought he would from the court. I was expecting him to completely skate. I'm just hoping someone knows where he lives or which bars he patronizes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (BdMk6)

198 You know how a dog feels when his owner rubs his nose in shit? Of course you do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (woPEM)

199 and he cited Epps and his wife as "victims" of these conspiracy theories and "harassment," which he claims is at a level he hasn't "seen before."

——-

He’s going to be a victim alright.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (ALn4J)

200 >>Hey Dan, let me make it easy for you: Dems win.

c'mon Jamaica, they want to sell it to us

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (8uzBS)

201 To be honest, Epps got more than I thought he would from the court. I was expecting him to completely skate. I'm just hoping someone knows where he lives or which bars he patronizes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (BdMk6)
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They lost control of the Epps narrative, so they had to do *something* to keep up appearances. They did the bare minimum.

You can be sure he frequents fed bars and the like. No risks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (Zp1WF)

202 Epps, Ft. Marcy Park. Some assembly required?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (Acdbr)

203 165 The prosecutor praised Epps "de-escalation tactics" and had a whole slide show for it entitled "Attempts to De-escalate."

The prosecutor ? WTF ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 04:19 PM (S+j2h)

In your face. In my face.
You don't act so openly unless you know you hold all the cards. Sounds like we could all take a vacation in a foreign country this November, since elections won't matter.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (YMTds)

204 197 To be honest, Epps got more than I thought he would from the court. I was expecting him to completely skate. I'm just hoping someone knows where he lives or which bars he patronizes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 04:28 PM (BdMk6)

He did 100% skate. 1 year probation and a fine that he was already paid as bonus money last year in his fed check and 1 day/month community service for a year, which anyone already does if they are an upstanding adult. He didn't even go to court. He's at home hanging out, now with his get out of jail free for life piece of paper.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (exHjb)

205 This busty redhead who is incongruously outdoors in her nightgown is very fond of doing whatever she wants without consequences, so she is working to become a federal agent or otherwise fed-adjacent:
http://tiny.cc/lumyvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:26 PM (Zp1WF)

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She looks like she's used to being handcuffed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (LoICJ)

206 Ouch. DeSantis falls to 5th in NH poll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (GB0ku)

207 The Epps sentence is all Kabukkakae theater

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (Acdbr)

208 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:26 PM (Zp1WF)

"Incongruously outdoors in her nightgown"; I laughed a lot. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (RSbhh)

209 In your face. In my face.
You don't act so openly unless you know you hold all the cards. Sounds like we could all take a vacation in a foreign country this November, since elections won't matter.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (YMTds)

And yet we all better damn well vote and prove they don't...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (exHjb)

210
The addressed for the cancelled check for his $500 fine is FBI Headquarters, Washington DC

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (+oR7L)

211 Next up: the defamation lawsuits.

Everybody who called Epps a fed owes him a billion dollars.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 09, 2024 04:31 PM (4YMw4)

212 Ah..... Kabuki theatre...

Stylized Dance that tells a story... and at the end, the take off their masks.

At Masquerade parties in France in the Monarchy, at the end of the party, would come 'The Great Reveal', when all would show who they really are....

We are at, the Great Reveal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 04:31 PM (xaFKb)

213 Epps, Ft. Marcy Park. Some assembly required?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 04:29 PM (Acdbr)

NOW you're cookin' with gas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

214 "Forget it. Jake. It's Chinatown."

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:31 PM (qRH5R)

215 206 Ouch. DeSantis falls to 5th in NH poll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM

He'll never the the President of New Hampshire.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (+oR7L)

216 BREAKING🚨 Nathan Wade, Fani Willis's lead prosecutor, met with Biden's White House Counsel on May 23 and Nov. 18, 2022, before indicting Donald Trump, Biden's leading presidential opponent.

Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (GB0ku)

217
And yet we all better damn well vote and prove they don't...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (exHjb)

Roger that.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (qRH5R)

218 206 Ouch. DeSantis falls to 5th in NH poll.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (GB0ku)

The fact Haley could win the state is all you need to know about its likelihood of voting R in Nov 2024...and if you don't believe she could win NH this month, then today's poll is garbage...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (exHjb)

219
Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (GB0ku)

Does the bear wipe it's ass with the rabbit after taking a shit in the woods?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

220 >>206 Ouch. DeSantis falls to 5th in NH poll.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Needs higher lift boots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 04:34 PM (eYF7X)

221 219
Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (GB0ku)

Does the bear wipe it's ass with the rabbit after taking a shit in the woods?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1

No.

Bears wipe their asses with rabbits after taking a shit in the woods wearing a funny Pope Hat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:34 PM (GB0ku)

222 On NH and today's CNN poll...

"A little more than 4 in 10 likely primary voters in the CNN/UNH poll are undeclared voters who plan to vote in the GOP primary (45%), rather than registered Republicans. About one-third describe themselves as moderates (32%)."

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 04:34 PM (exHjb)

223 Bongo Rock, Preston Epps

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZJlVeEVeI

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 04:34 PM (PhlOf)

224 Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (GB0ku)

Does the bear wipe it's ass with the rabbit after taking a shit in the woods?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

—————-

Is the pope cath…wait.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (u73oe)

225 I wonder what happens to a society when half the people lose faith in their elections, elected officials, law enforcement, prosecutors, judges and the media. It doesn't seem things can continue in any form resembling what we once had. Trouble is, the people who recognize what is happening and what needs to be done to fix it are getting old. I have no confidence in the younger generations to know or care what is going on and even less confidence that they would do anything to restore the country. This election is going to be a Big Fucking Deal and if it goes bad, I fear for what will happen next.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (VP9ao)

226 Wasn’t this sentencing handle by Zoom call with Epps back home in Arizona?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (ALn4J)

227 Next, Epps will be appointed a Barack Obama Fellow at the CIA Color Revolution Academy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (8i1Xd)

228 42 They don't care how this looks. They just don't care.

Whether you believe this depends on whether you believe they'll conduct an obvious, undeniable, massive cheat or not in '24. Personally, I think there will be widespread insurrection if there is; the real thing, not their fevered fantasy.
Posted by: Archimedes

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive....

To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

Our Masters are only guided by their own conscience.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 04:36 PM (sAmhv)

229 206 Ouch. DeSantis falls to 5th in NH poll.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:30 PM (GB0ku)ot a

He was not a stellar campaigner in 2018 Florida Governor's race. but he did a superb jobs as governor and was re-electied by a wide margin. I think he hasn't had a great campaign, but would be a great President

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:36 PM (qRH5R)

230 Florida man sues Dunkin' for $50,000 in damages after claiming 'exploding toilet' left him covered in human feces _ Business Insider

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 04:36 PM (eYF7X)

231 Bears wipe their asses with rabbits after taking a shit in the woods wearing a funny Pope Hat.

Why does the bear shit wear a Funny Pope Hat?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 04:36 PM (PhlOf)

232 I do like that they are threatening to arrest and prosecute people who just stood in the crowd and never entered the capital now.

That's a good dichotomy for not doing anything to Epps who actively tried to get people into the capital.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (GB0ku)

233 Lloyd Austin's secret hospitalization was for a urinary infection following surgery for prostate cancer.

http://tinyurl.com/mr5t4zah

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (woPEM)

234 I assumed he was the apostrophe critic.
Posted by: ShainS

Hahaha. Imagine being the poor soul assigned to having to read the comments. Instead of people saying "Let's burn down _____" except for their fellow agents who post that, they get to read comments about the misuse of apostrophes or about babes and boobs or peoples' problems with insomnia or what kind of pets they have or what they're cooking for dinner ,or what sports team they root for. Do they go home and report this to their wives?
Saving our Republic by reading Ace of Spades comments for the last 3.5 years.!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (RSbhh)

235 > Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?
_____________

Coordinating?

Fuck that. They're running it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (Q4IgG)

236 "athan Wade, Fani Willis's lead prosecutor, met with Biden's White House Counsel on May 23 and Nov. 18, 2022, before indicting Donald Trump, Biden's leading presidential opponent."

==================

Remember, Trump is the dictator here!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2024 04:38 PM (i7Q7S)

237 Does the bear wipe it's ass with the rabbit after taking a shit in the woods?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
......

Be sure to only use one rabbit.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 09, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

238 Thomas Dolby: "You ask me do I love you. Does the Pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, baby."

The Airhead: "Ooooh! You speak French!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 04:39 PM (N3zMI)

239 Be sure to only use one rabbit.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 09, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

—————-

I love this place.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 04:39 PM (u73oe)

240 Bears wipe their asses with rabbits after taking a shit in the woods wearing a funny Pope Hat.
......

While the frog with a watertight asshole watches from the pond.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

241 Darn, I thought a picture of R.E. at his place and one of his wedding chapel business' would be nice; but, he sold the home and business and moved to a trailer in Utah.
What a shame.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 04:40 PM (jQQDB)

242 225 I wonder what happens to a society when half the people lose faith in their elections, elected officials, law enforcement, prosecutors, judges and the mediaThis election is going to be a Big Fucking Deal and if it goes bad, I fear for what will happen next.
Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (VP9ao)

I look at Chicago. Used to be good for jobs and daily life. But it's elected a Democrat Mayor since 1930.
What happens? You get 35% turnout on election day.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (qRH5R)

243 ... Hahaha. Imagine being the poor soul assigned to having to read the comments. Instead of people saying "Let's burn down _____" except for their fellow agents who post that, they get to read comments about the misuse of apostrophes or about babes and boobs or peoples' problems with insomnia or what kind of pets they have or what they're cooking for dinner ,or what sports team they root for. Do they go home and report this to their wives? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (RSbhh)
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If you want my honest and sincere guess, I think it has a different outcome.

One of the things that makes the HQ a fun place to comment is that we're real people. It's a political blog, but that isn't *all* it is. This is actually a potential problem for the spies. Unlike places like Daily Kos, for example, more goes on here and it's more real. That presents a risk of humanization and a key rule is to *never* humanize your opponent. That is probably a bit difficult to do here.

So if anything, all that stuff you're talking about is probably the subject not of chatting at home, but of aggressive development of psychological tactics to improve their ruthlessness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (Zp1WF)

244 233 Lloyd Austin's secret hospitalization was for a urinary infection following surgery for prostate cancer.

http://tinyurl.com/mr5t4zah
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (woPEM)

So, he has actually been out more than once?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (xaFKb)

245 Do trannies lose their prostates along with their dicks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (n2Iei)

246 The less people vote, the easier it is to control the outcome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (GB0ku)

247 Epps was allowed to speak and he said the FBI had "nothing to do with what happened on January 6th,"

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How would he know that unless he was from the FBI?

This may already have been asked but I just got here and haven't caught up with comments.

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (3JfbU)

248 http://tinyurl.com/mr5t4zah
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (woPEM)

So, he has actually been out more than once?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (xaFKb)

Because no way he had surgery on Jan 1.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (xaFKb)

249 Lloyd Austin's secret hospitalization was for a urinary infection following surgery for prostate cancer.

http://tinyurl.com/mr5t4zah

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:37 PM (woPEM)

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Isn't that now called "bottom surgery?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (LoICJ)

250 243 So if anything, all that stuff you're talking about is probably the subject not of chatting at home, but of aggressive development of psychological tactics to improve their ruthlessness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (Zp1WF)

========

Well, until I mention Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

251 Well, until I mention Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, you ruin it for the rest of us

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:44 PM (Zp1WF)

252 So, he has actually been out more than once?
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Yeah. The article said he had surgery under general anesthesia on Christmas day, which seems like a problem to me, given that his #2 was on vacation in the Carribean at the time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:44 PM (woPEM)

253 This busty redhead who is incongruously outdoors in her nightgown is very fond of doing whatever she wants without consequences, so she is working to become a federal agent or otherwise fed-adjacent:
http://tiny.cc/lumyvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:26 PM (Zp1WF)

Is that Amouranth of Twitch?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

254 Really, they should have taken that 840 years that the paste eater said was the total of sentences handed out, doubled that and stuck it to Epps. I could have gotten behind that.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2024 04:45 PM (zSyrn)

255 Yeah. The article said he had surgery under general anesthesia on Christmas day, which seems like a problem to me, given that his #2 was on vacation in the Carribean at the time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2024 04:44 PM (woPEM)
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It's fine. There aren't major wars going on that have a significant escalation potential and the foreign policy domain is remarkably stable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:45 PM (Zp1WF)

256 Do trannies lose their prostates along with their dicks?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (n2Iei)

Ummmmmm...No.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (Edu7X)

257 255 It's fine. There aren't major wars going on that have a significant escalation potential and the foreign policy domain is remarkably stable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:45 PM (Zp1WF)

=========

It's fine if he's not important to the decision making processes.

Which he probably isn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

258 A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

259 So if anything, all that stuff you're talking about is probably the subject not of chatting at home, but of aggressive development of psychological tactics to improve their ruthlessness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (Zp1WF)

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"Isn't it time for some common-sense apostrophe control, if not the criminalization of the misuse of apostrophes?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:47 PM (LoICJ)

260 258 A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

=======

Obama did order an American citizen to die by drone without judicial oversight, and everyone was okay with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

261 Is the Biden White House coordinating Trump's prosecution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 04:32 PM (GB0ku)

Cat got ass?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:48 PM (aD39U)

262 258 A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

It tells me the Democrats want to deploy the Seals against Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 04:48 PM (xcxpd)

263 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:41 PM (Zp1WF)

Probably, but it may not be very effective. It's like those people who say (and it's mostly a joke) "I am a true red white and blue Republican and have never voted for a Democrat. I loathe the vicious bastards" only the feds add add "Let's wave "Don't tread on me" flags before we burn down the Capitol". Maybe we'll convert them.

Dear Mr. FIbbie. I was not at January 6th. I have no intention of burning down anything in DC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:49 PM (RSbhh)

264 WTF does *MAGIC* (as in magical power) have to do with a post-apocalyptic science-fiction setting?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Uh, a cut-n-paste cash grab. What else?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2024 04:49 PM (IG4Id)

265 A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

---------------

If it wasn't for projection, these Psychotic Leftists would have no ions at all.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:49 PM (LoICJ)

266 You know what hasn't happened in a while?

Ace screwing with the site's clock and the comments being sent back an hour.

It's like the charm is gone from this place without it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

267 Yale News, 11/6/23

However, Boasberg said that some of the charges that they landed on were assaulting a federal officer and sedition, which is the crime of creating a revolt. Boasberg said that as of now, prosecutors have already charged around 1,300 people. They expect to charge an additional 35 people per month through 2024, totaling approximately 500 additional people.

“Right now where they are drawing the line is if you went into the Capitol or assaulted people outside,” Boasberg said. “They’re [no longer] going to charge you if you didn’t go in or you didn’t assault anyone.”

Posted by: Mulerider at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (9SNXU)

268 >> A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?

I listened to that entire hearing.

A Panel of three Women Judges who all made Sonya Sotomayor sound positively brilliant.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (nREUD)

269 As of today and following the SecDef Lloyd Austin's Hospitalization he/she/her/it/them will be called Lola Jean Austin following the gender reassignment surgery that had complications.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (15lwl)

270 They do have to sell a lot of ad time, Dan, maybe you’re right.
What’s on the idiot box tonight?

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (Eeb9P)

271 If Ray Epps was a bird he would be a yellow bellied, shit-singing shit heel tit...

Does anybody expect anyone to believe such fantastical fiction? The Lord of the Rings of Tolkien reads like a Craftsman instruction manual next to the flights of fancy, suspensions of disbelief and acrobatic contortions of reality these lying sacks of dung are plying with.

Posted by: Augusto Perez at January 09, 2024 04:50 PM (RqC3u)

272 I want to have babies. From now on, I want to be called Loretta.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at January 09, 2024 04:51 PM (u73oe)

273 I gotta admit, Boss. I laughed at one of those limericks.

Posted by: NSA dude referring himself for ruthlessness refresher course. at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (991eG)

274 Do trannies lose their prostates along with their dicks?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 04:42 PM (n2Iei)
......

It depends on how many of these operations the surgeon has done.
Whoops! Oopty! uh... NURSE

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

275 Sports!

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (Eeb9P)

276 Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (RSbhh)

277 Hey Loretta, that dress makes you look fat!

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Eeb9P)

278 >>I listened to that entire hearing.

>>A Panel of three Women Judges who all made Sonya Sotomayor sound positively brilliant.

Me too. The Constitution and case law are clear and I thought Trump's lawyer did an excellent job. The judges clearly already knew what they were going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

279 I gotta admit, Boss. I laughed at one of those limericks.

Posted by: NSA dude referring himself for ruthlessness refresher course. at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (991eG)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:54 PM (LoICJ)

280 Does this strike anybody else as just a bit, what's the word, bug fuck nuts?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
Just a bit. More "totally expected and in line with all that we know about the behavior and processes of the US 'judicial' system."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 04:54 PM (Zp1WF)

281 Does this have anything to do with my sportsball teams? No? Then who gives a fuck?
- Average American

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (C3sl/)

282 Hey Loretta, that dress makes you look fat!
Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Eeb9P)

—————-

That’s a dronin.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (u73oe)

283 NOOD Arctic Vortex

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 04:56 PM (LoICJ)

284 Hey Loretta, that dress makes you look fat!
Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Eeb9P)
.......

maybe Admiral Levine can loan you something a little more flattering.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

285 Obama did order an American citizen to die by drone without judicial oversight, and everyone was okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

Not everyone... some of us saw what that meant...

That, and the total rewrite of American military training and doctrine from Big Battle to Anti insurgency...

anti insurgency... something that is only useful for Occupying foreign countries, or putting down an internal revolt.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (xaFKb)

286 >>The Constitution and case law are clear and I thought Trump's lawyer did an excellent job. The judges clearly already knew what they were going to do.

Yep. They all argued from Conclusion and ignored the Textual Refs and the Precedent.

They also held the Oppositions hand and walked him through his argument while they interrupted and sidetracked Trump's Lawyer at every step.

It will be going to an En banc and then up even higher in the chain, I think.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (nREUD)

287 I almost pity those that will face God's wrath.

Almost.
Posted by: SMH

I predict that he will not escape this life unscathed. Whether it be a debilitating disease, accident, or a loved one who suffers a bad fate, he will not escape scot free. He is also a pariah to a lot of people in this country which is not a pleasant place to be. No one will ever have to do harm to him, it is Karma, sharpening her nails, taking a drink of her martini, and waiting for the right time.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

288 >>It will be going to an En banc and then up even higher in the chain, I think.

It's gotta go to the SCOTUS. This kind of lawlessness is country ending. Not to mention if presidential immunity is gone what is to stop Biden from being prosecuted for allowing an invasion of the country?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

289 268 >> A federal judge in DC today asked Trump's lawyer a hypothetical, if Trump ordered Seal Team 6 to murder one of his political opponents would Trump still have immunity?

The correct response is that there is no Seal Team 6.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (zSyrn)

290 Nood

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

291 Heh! Just like I said this morning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

292 Unreal.

Posted by: Happy at January 09, 2024 05:39 PM (8wFql)

293 79 The 535 elected asswipes had better understand that a government with no legitimacy is not a government. Same applies to the Bureaus and Agencies.

This, entirely.

Posted by: Happy at January 09, 2024 05:42 PM (8wFql)

294 Crooked Judge Boasberg is a piece of Deep State dogshit.

#MilitaryTribunalsNow!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2024 06:00 PM (Ndje9)

295 SWAT Ray Epps!

Posted by: heavy breather at January 09, 2024 08:03 PM (h0BGv)

296 The Dems have created a Soviet America.

Posted by: Jane at January 09, 2024 08:25 PM (EcD5Y)

297 Okay, need some help from the horde: As many know, Arizona's election board just issued "guidance" saying "people" (never "illegals," eh?) could vote in that state without any proof of citizenship. The so-called "catch" was that if they didn't provide any proof, and weren't in the DMV database, they'd only be given a "federal ballot," which is just what you think.
....Immediately the swarm of Dem shills and liars bleated "NOoo, dat not whut yew think, cuz dey haz ta show proof of citizenship to *register*! So GFY, deplorables!"
....Then a guidance shows up from a pro-illegal website saying you do NOT have to show "documentary proof of citizenship" (DPOC) to register.
....So as a last resort the shills bleated "Well duh Constitution says you can only vote in fed elections if you're a citizen." But once that secret, unsigned ballot is in the box, you can't tell citizen ballots from non-citizen, eh?
....Some state MUST sue Arizona NOW, because if not, Dems will win there due to the illegal vote. State to state suits go right to the SC. If no state sues NOW, after the election the courts won't even investigate.

Posted by: sf44 at January 10, 2024 08:10 PM (YC43X)

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