Oh Boy: Polar Vortex Will Plunge the West and Midwest into -50 Degree Icebox Next Week

(When Drudge didn't have any scoops to report -- which was 96% of the time -- he trolled the wires for WEATHER FREAK! stories.)

Dang, this is going to be horrible.

Bundle up and stock up.

Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week

That's confusing. They mean temperatures could fall to 50 below, which is 78 degrees below the usual average of 28 degrees.

An arctic blast threatens to bring temperatures of -50 degrees to large swathes of the West and Midwest next week
Meteorologists have said the polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest over the next five to ten days
By Alice Wright For Dailymail.Com

An arctic blast may bring temperatures of -50 degrees to swathes of the West and Midwest next week.
The polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest of the country over the next five to ten days, meteorologist Ryan Maue said.
Weather outlooks from the National Weather Service's Climate Prediction Center show the cold blast arriving late next week for Central and Eastern parts of the US.
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Higher precipitation is also expected, which could increase the possibility of snowfall.
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The potential blast has been compared to the cold weather disaster of Storm Uri in February 2021, which left more than 4 million Texans without power for a record 70.5 hours.
That came after 365 generators were knocked offline as a result of the storm.
Texas, which relies on its own supply and is unprepared for winter conditions, has buckled.

I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

Meanwhile, the south is being hit with tornado and blizzard blizzard warnings.

Tornadoes tore through Florida's Panhandle.

Global warming -- Catch the Fever!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:51 PM

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1 First?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 09, 2024 04:51 PM (pgwxJ)

2 Yeah.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 09, 2024 04:51 PM (pgwxJ)

3 that's weather alright

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (Dkybk)

4 Life in Biden's America just sucks.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (i7Q7S)

5 Echo...echo...echo...

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (pgwxJ)

6 obligatory The Guardian reference about the end of snow

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

7
Arctic Vortex?

He's the Washington quarterback, right?

Too bad he lost.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (nFnyb)

8 what's worse, extreme heat or extreme cold?

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2024 04:52 PM (Dkybk)

9 We are getting that already.

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (A5THL)

10 Cue Kerry lecturing us about "Climate Change". I'll turn up my gas stove.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (ipGHl)

11 We've had mainly rain precipitation, thanking God that it wasn't snow.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Dkybk)

12 It's cold! Maybe 'cause it's winter?

Posted by: Martin Tell at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (U7YKP)

13 Meanwhile, the south is being hit with tornado and blizzard blizzard warnings.

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They canceled school for Junior. Second Junior's daycare went into a tornado lockdown at one point today (we kept him home because Junior was home and who cares...it's daycare).

It got pretty gusty outside my window as I watched old Best of the Worst today. The contractors just kept on working on the bathroom. There was just the occasional howl. Also, the wind was up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

14 The forecast here in eastern Nebraska is calling for a "high" temp of -8 on Sunday. Might have to get to a Vigil Mass on Saturday.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 09, 2024 04:54 PM (pgwxJ)

15 Been raining here all day.
But tomorrow, 59 degrees and sunny.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2024 04:54 PM (t/2Uw)

16 I DO NOT BELEIVE THUS STOREY BECAUSE BIDEN, AOC, AND OBAMA SAYS WE WILL ALL DIE BECAUSE OF "GLOBAL WARMING" FROM COW AND FAT GIRL FARTS !!!

Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at January 09, 2024 04:54 PM (15lwl)

17 Has to be global warming. Hell it causes everything else.

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (A5THL)

18 Beep

A severe thunderstorm warning has been issued for your area.

Posted by: Every cell phone in your building at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (DsA2n)

19 Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week
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It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

20 I can only imagine how many watt-hours wind farms are going to be putting out.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (OYxA4)

21 This too is evidence of "abrupt climate change."

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2024 04:55 PM (X0I7i)

22 It’s the end of times…..
Corrupt media

Posted by: Redenzo at January 09, 2024 04:56 PM (V/pbu)

23 I had a dream my friend came running through warning us a tornado was coming so we all laid down on the floor but I thought this doesn't make sense, shouldn't we be down in the basement?

This was about 3 weeks ago so I don't know if it was a portent of today. Seems to far ahead of the event.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2024 04:56 PM (Dkybk)

24 Has anyone checked Al Gore's speaking engagement schedule lately?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)

25 *looks at calendar*

Yep, it's winter.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 04:57 PM (DHHFk)

26 Ahem. Headline adjustment needed, ASAP.

Should be:

"GOREBULL WARMENING-CAUSED(tm) Arctic Vortex Will Plunge the West and Midwest into -50 Degree Icebox Next Week"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2024 04:57 PM (/RHNq)

27 The video on the sidebar is awesome ace. I've heard the sound a thousand times and never knew there were two drummers.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 04:57 PM (vFG9F)

28 It's a good thing we learned our lessons last time and have now based our electrical power generation on real things that don't malfunction because it's cold and cloudy outside.

Also, if you're a Central/South American native and you came here looking for freebies: congratulations, this is what you've signed up for. Enjoy your blessings of Democrat-cy.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 04:57 PM (Dnobf)

29 Hola! Anyone want to take a tour of the Capital and get out of the weather?

Posted by: Raymundo Eppso at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (kmK04)

30 Bundle up and stock up.
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Go inside !!

Posted by: Ray Epps at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (HUUcW)

31 I guess it'll be okay for AZ; but, I worry about a whole bunch of our Southern Horde members.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (jQQDB)

32 Waiter, there is a shark fin in my soup.
Tornado with sharks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (J8LnB)

33 song not sound, I mean

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

34 The contractors just kept on working on the bathroom. There was just the occasional howl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
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Maybe don't hire the Three Stooges as contractors next time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (7fElN)

35 Just imagine how bad it would be without global warming.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (aD39U)

36 Meanwhile my greatest fear is falling into the ocean.
Seems remote, but I can't rule it out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (MeG8a)

37 check out this live wind map if you have never seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/bdf36veu

No predictions (although the wind kind of moves around the globe so the shit they see in Europe, the US will see a few days later.) But interesting. Use hamburger menu on lower right to change height.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (O4+Bv)

38 I'm glad tornados have never hit the Florida panhandle in the entire time people have been living there before Al Gore did his expose on global warming. /s

And yes, I wish saety for the people living there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (RSbhh)

39
Coming down here in southern Wisconsin. Supposed to end at about 3 tomorrow morning with about foot.

Meh, it's winter. It's the upper midwest. But no, WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (x0n13)

40 Had to shovel about 8” of global warming off the drive earlier. This was a lot easier when I had sons at home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (u73oe)

41 CLIMATE CHAOS!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (aD39U)

42 They're making noises like we might have snow on Monday.

Probably not. Going by history. But, I'd rather that than an ice storm.

A Texas ice storm is almost always a disaster.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (nFnyb)

43 24 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)

If he, Greta, and ButtyKlieg every show up in the same spot it will make "The Day After Tomorrow" look like Maui.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (X0I7i)

44 34 Maybe don't hire the Three Stooges as contractors next time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 04:58 PM (7fElN)

=======

They came so cheap, though!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

45 Daughter of Diogenes #2 is down by Sarasota. Says its raining pretty hard. My only concern is they are in a fifth wheel.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (W/lyH)

46 I hardly ever snows here but one of my barn doors blew off this morning. At least it wasn't snowing.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

47 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (C3sl/)

48 Higher precipitation is also expected, which could increase the possibility of snowfall.

Woah, don't go too far out on that limb.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (AA8bA)

49 Illegal aliens hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (G6+tw)

50 Arctic Vortex? Is that the optic for extreme cold weather?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (Wnv9h)

51 I was already killed by the last two winter storms.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (u73oe)

52 42 Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (nFnyb)

All kidding aside there may be GIs in the field in my area who if history is any guide will be woefully unprepared.

The weather in the ArkLaTex is always hotter and colder than it seems because of the humidity.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (X0I7i)

53 One word: Lake Effect

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (aD39U)

54 Quick! Take refuge in the library!

Posted by: Jake Gyllenhall at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (HUUcW)

55 I live in Missouri so we just have to wait 5 minutes and the weather will change.

Though in this case we might have to wait a whole hour.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (7fElN)

56 Tornado warnings are tapering of here.

All major bridges are under code red due to high winds.

We have about another two hours, then it should begin to taper off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (hH3Px)

57 47 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (C3sl/)

Yeah, we were supposed to get multiple inches of rain... so far? Here? we're still in drought territory.

Ski slopes are not even totally open yet, due to lack of snow (Calif).

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (xaFKb)

58 8 what's worse, extreme heat or extreme cold?

I dunno about comparative danger levels of the extremes, but there have been studies about living costs of hot climates vs. cold (heating vs. AC and such).

IIRC warmer temps were notably cheaper and also had longer/better growing seasons.

I have to think that water freezing causes additional problems not included in the calculations, but maybe that's accounted for.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (l8gTz)

59 obligatory The Guardian reference about the end of snow

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

C'mon, TJM, you know that Guardian article was actually a thinly-vieled allegory about the inevitable demise of the traditional Hollywood version of Snow White and the Seven Vertically-Challenged Preverts, and not about precipitation.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (/RHNq)

60 "Storm Uri." I thought the NWS didn't do that and that it was the Weather Channel that started naming winter storms (and everybody else hated them for it).

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (N3zMI)

61 I was in Tampa one January and it was in the 30s with a 25 mph wind. You’d think Armageddon had arrived the way the local msm was acting. It was rather hilarious.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (C3sl/)

62 Waiter, there is a ~~shark fin~~ finger in my soup.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

63 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09,

In the upside, temps that low should free up new space for more illegals. The the frozen ones will be easy to stack.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (W/lyH)

64 I dunno about comparative danger levels of the extremes, but there have been studies about living costs of hot climates vs. cold (heating vs. AC and such).

IIRC warmer temps were notably cheaper and also had longer/better growing seasons.

I have to think that water freezing causes additional problems not included in the calculations, but maybe that's accounted for.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (l8gTz)
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I do know my energy bills are MUCH higher in the winter than they are in the summer. I use the heat much more than I use AC (electric HVAC).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (7fElN)

65 61 Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (C3sl/)

In fairness as Ed Morrissey says the cold carries a grim reaper like scythe for their cash crop...

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (X0I7i)

66 KC has the most snow I've seen in a couple of years right now. I am fine with the bug-killing temperatures (lookin' on the bright side!) but I don't like that my oldest has to drive back to college Sunday in them.

I kinda doubt the record I've seen (-13 in January 2021) will be broken 'round here, but we'll see I guess.

Posted by: Catherine at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (ZSsrh)

67 Nothing is a more obvious sign of global warming than -75 degree temperatures

Posted by: Hookers Local 6969 Stewart at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (ibTVg)

68 Cold temps? In January? Inconceivable!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (u73oe)

69 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
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The lowest weather.com is showing in the suburbs is -7 sometime Sunday. Chicago has that big body of water moderating temps , so -50 does seem unlikely.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (Dnobf)

70 I am sure the Texas grid is no longer reliant on wind and other quirky renewables, because they already know that means a grid crash and mass disaster.

No one would be so stupid as to let that happen twice, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (w/OAj)

71 Illegal aliens hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin
.......

gonna freeze their leprosy off.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

72 Fiddy Below. That's my rapper name.

Where my royalties?

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (lZVy/)

73 We've always got plenty of supplies stocked up, even before the Wuhan Flu.

We'll see what happens, not going to freak out yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 05:04 PM (xcxpd)

74 Can't wait to see all of those EV owners dealing with the increase range anxiety of -78 degree weather.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 05:04 PM (XV/Pl)

75 I don't wanna go down to the basement!

Posted by: Ramones 4 Ever at January 09, 2024 05:04 PM (V5BDR)

76 IIRC warmer temps were notably cheaper and also had longer/better growing seasons.
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During the Medieval Warm Period, they were growing wine grapes in southern England and wheat in Scotland.

I read once that childhood nutrition in England in the 1000s was good enough that the average male height was 6'.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 05:04 PM (xYckV)

77 My electric bill was $125 last month. It has been moderate on the Gulf Coast. Might be a bit higher this month as January is what passes for winter here.

The 10Day suggests that if we are going to get a freeze, it will be next week.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (aD39U)

78 Pro tip: there's an app called Windy. There are paid and free versions. It's what pilots use and the free version is robust enough for earthbound users.

No ads, no sky is falling hype, just straight info on weather patterns, wind and precipitation data.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (nnp+f)

79 What a miserable road trip, poured rain whole way

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (gPz4v)

80 37 check out this live wind map if you have never seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/bdf36veu

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US East coast looks a little red. Spitzbergen however, is relatively calm.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (fs1hN)

81 AUNTIE EM FREEZES HER TITS OFF!!

Lets hope there's no film at 11.

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (FhXTo)

82 Super Freak >> Weather Freak

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (Q4IgG)

83 The closed the schools early in Montgomery County because of the rain.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (t/2Uw)

84 You know what works well in Arctic Blasts?

Electric cars.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (d+aYa)

85 Illegal aliens hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS
.......

gonna be a lot of frozen tamales and breakfast tacos.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

86 If we're going to have to look at weather, why can't it be from Mexico? You know that's what the Horde wants.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (1bNHn)

87 Hmmm. I guess it is winter. I was wondering why the trees didn't have any leaves.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (BdMk6)

88 The lowest it's supposed to get around here is -9 F on Sunday. Slightly atypical for mid-to-late January, but not unheard of.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (7fElN)

89 45 and raining
aka as Winter in Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (di6C2)

90 Doom!! Doom everywhere!!

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

91 I love global warming btw

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (gPz4v)

92 I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

I'm going to clear all the local stores out of toilet paper tonight.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (AA8bA)

93 Gulf coast to get into the teens with snow.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (MNhXM)

94 87 Hmmm. I guess it is winter. I was wondering why the trees didn't have any leaves.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (BdMk6)

Every year about this time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (di6C2)

95 Can't wait to see all of those EV owners dealing with the increase range anxiety of -78 degree weather.
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On the upside, having a range of 0 means you don't have to be worried about being stranded on the road somewhere.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (Dnobf)

96 I read once that childhood nutrition in England in the 1000s was good enough that the average male height was 6'.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 05:04 PM (xYckV)
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But what have the Romans done for us lately?

Posted by: Peoples Liberation Front of Judea at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (w/OAj)

97 It's weird how this happens every year.

Uncle Leo, love the wind map. Thanks!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (OX9vb)

98

Go to the shelter my babe my baby
Go to the shelter
Go to the shelter

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (aD39U)

99 Snow has already started here in Missouri. But you know, it's winter, so this happens.

Posted by: brak at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (AR07F)

100 83 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (t/2Uw)

In Ohio?

If so wow, down here the schools released yesterday 3 hours early for "wind, cold, and rain" or you know "monday in Ohio."

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (X0I7i)

101 37 check out this live wind map if you have never seen it.

http://tinyurl.com/bdf36veu

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US East coast looks a little red. Spitzbergen however, is relatively calm.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (fs1hN)
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Chicago looks like an actual black hole with an accretion disk rotating around it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (7fElN)

102 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09,

Alert Subway to stand by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (ji2jZ)

103
POLAR VORTEX!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Look for ads to appear one week later touting

"Outdoor doorstop (for really BIG doors), nicely blinged out (may be prone to spontaneous combustion)"

as formerly noses-in-the-air EV owners realize how badly they were hornswaggled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (xG4kz)

104 50 to 78 below zero…. utter utter bullshit…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

105 Gulf coast to get into the teens with snow.
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I am into teens as well!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (w/OAj)

106 > check out this live wind map if you have never seen it.
__________

Windy and Ventusky both have cool animated wind maps.

Accuracy is iffy.

Ambientweather dot net is a collection of home weather stations. Maybe more "pertinent" to your location.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)

107 93 Gulf coast to get into the teens with snow.
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Teens and Snow! I'm on my way.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (fs1hN)

108 Remember when cold weather in January wasn’t news? I miss old America.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (C3sl/)

109 95 Can't wait to see all of those EV owners dealing with the increase range anxiety of -78 degree weather.
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On the upside, having a range of 0 means you don't have to be worried about being stranded on the road somewhere.
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (Dnobf)

But hey! You can hook your dead battery into your house power supply!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (di6C2)

110
Alert Subway to stand by.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

JOOSTUS 4 JUICY, PART 2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (xG4kz)

111 Gulf coast to get into the teens with snow.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (MNhXM)

Me too.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

112 Teens and Snow! I'm on my way.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (fs1hN)
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No yellow. Ask Frank Zappa.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (xYckV)

113 >>104 50 to 78 below zero…. utter utter bullshit…

sorry, their headline is confusing. THey mean -50, which is 78 degrees below the average for this time of year.

Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (KRtlO)

114 Where's JJ? Pull back the Weather Machine curtain.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (eheVn)

115 We have become a nation of Fainting Goats….

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

116 As we have witnessed, bad weather is the president's fault, so thanks Biden.

Posted by: javems at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (8I4hW)

117 47 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 04:59 PM (C3sl/)

They conveniently left out the term "wind chill"

Posted by: browndog is looking at a warm Lake Erie at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (TTAGa)

118 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09,

That’s what we call a jinx.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (MNhXM)

119 So, aliens?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (w/OAj)

120 82 Super Freak >> Weather Freak
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 05:06 PM (Q4IgG)

endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

121 -50 is still pretty nippy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (di6C2)

122 Lowest low in my next 10 days is 16 - lowest high is 29.

Yeah, I don't regret not being in OH anymore...winter is fine as long as it's reasonable...better if it's no snow and warm, but you do need a few cold days to kill all the bug life and to have a gorgeous spring...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (exHjb)

123 Can't wait to see all of those EV owners dealing with the increase range anxiety of -78 degree weather.
-
On the upside, having a range of 0 means you don't have to be worried about being stranded on the road somewhere.
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 05:07 PM (Dnobf)

They probably can't even get out of the driveway.

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (ji2jZ)

124 My possible retirement bolthole, the Evansville, IN, area, looks to have the worst temps be around 12-13 degrees as highs, 5 as lows, for about two days; then back up to 23/15 after that, and back up to the low 40s by the week following. That doesn't sound like 50 or 78 degrees below normal.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (J2vNu)

125
This weather alarmism is getting ridiculous. They're doing this shit on purpose to get everyone all scared of climate change/globull warmuning.

We had a little rain and blow this morning. Pretty nice little storm event. Peak rainfall rate here hit 4.3"/hr and we had 1" accumulation in 40 minutes here. Total rainfall since midnight is about 4.5". And some wind.

I've never seen so many alerts being issued. Miley's little flip phone went off and got stuck on some damned alert tone. BRAP, BRAP, BRAP! Same sound as the Emergency Alert crap on TV.

I had to power cycle the stupid thing to shut it off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (Mzdiz)

126 I am sure the Texas grid is no longer reliant on wind and other quirky renewables, because they already know that means a grid crash and mass disaster.

No one would be so stupid as to let that happen twice, right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:03 PM (w/OAj)

Of course the wind farms will fail.

But, the problem last time was that there were valves in the natural gas lines that were supposed to be cold weather-proofed(properly insulated) but were not and froze.

The state has now claimed that that issue has been fixed. Abbott seems good in that regard. If there's a problem, he'll light a fire under people.

But, we'll see.

The main problem was initially caused by Oblabla shutting down 3 coal-fired power plants with no replacements, except wind power and that's where Abbott and the state failed the people miserably.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (nFnyb)

127 Looks like the nastiest shit is going to fall just East of us...but we are still expecting some decent snowfall.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (nREUD)

128 Do you feel vortexed?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (J8LnB)

129 118 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.
Posted by: Montec at January 09,

That’s what we call a jinx.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (MNhXM)

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (di6C2)

130 Supposed to be in the single digits this weekend. Gonna be great skiing weather and hopefully keep the wimps away. Fewer long weekend crowds.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (C3sl/)

131 Arctic vorTex Antoine!

Posted by: look whats not at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (nakGR)

132 Windy and drizzly in Nashville area. Next Tuesday it's supposed to be 15 here. Very un TN like weather.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (oaGWv)

133 My favorite university is Bringem Young.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (NBVIP)

134 Accuracy is iffy.

Ambientweather dot net is a collection of home weather stations. Maybe more "pertinent" to your location.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)

Yeah, pretty amazing how often the weather stuff on my computer is just plain wrong... either that or the thermometer outside my window based is somehow off.

By the way, 4 known weather stations within 7 miles of the house, one just 1.5 miles away.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (xaFKb)

135 Pro tip: there's an app called Windy. There are paid and free versions. It's what pilots use and the free version is robust enough for earthbound users.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2024 05:05 PM (nnp+f)

So cool, thanks for this! Always helpful for RV'ers!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (XPM1I)

136 Dallas Rains?

Posted by: look whats not at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (nakGR)

137 64 I do know my energy bills are MUCH higher in the winter than they are in the summer. I use the heat much more than I use AC (electric HVAC).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 05:02 PM (7fElN)

Here the summer months are higher (SC)

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (A5THL)

138 What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (di6C2)

Jussie could get frostbite getting his Subway?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:13 PM (MNhXM)

139 "Pro tip: there's an app called Windy."

Everyone knows it's Windy.

Posted by: look whats not at January 09, 2024 05:13 PM (nakGR)

140 "Do you feel vortexed?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot"

I can't wear vortex. Gives me a rash.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

141 Shoulda bought more when I was in town. I just didn't want to think I drink too much. Now look what's happened.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (eheVn)

142 “They” predicted 3 inches of snow for us… no snow… “They” predicted icy roads… no ice… but schools wre closed, so teachers ( and student, as incidentals) got the day off…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

143 Jussie could get frostbite getting his Subway?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:13 PM (MNhXM)

No, I meant the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (di6C2)

144 Meanwhile my greatest fear is falling into the ocean.
Seems remote, but I can't rule it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

You're right you live on the ocean side of the San Andres fault... can't rule it out.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (jQQDB)

145 Look to the Waffle House index.

Posted by: The Ground Truth at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (NBVIP)

146
Well, there's no way such weather will prevent those corn fed and rotund Iowans for turning out in droves for Nikki!

Catch her before her personalty changes, fellers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (xG4kz)

147 Worst thing to happen to weather forecasting was TWC. 24/7 weather reporting is tough to fill so you have to feign shock at cold weather in January to seem relevant.

Same with 24/7 news channels.

There really isn't enough noteworthy stuff going on 24/7.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (1FXAz)

148 I wonder if "some places in the West and Midwest" means "the top of Mt. Elbert, CO."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (wzAuc)

149 115 We have become a nation of Fainting Goats….
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

You're... welcome?

Posted by: Men who stare at Goats at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (xaFKb)

150 Remember when cold weather in January wasn’t news? I miss old America.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024

***
Here in Da Swamp, temps below freezing -- hell, below 40 -- are always news. Actual snow will bring the natives out of doors, inadequately clad of course, to gawk at the white stuff falling, climb in their cars, spin their wheels, and drive into ditches and into each other.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (J2vNu)

151 We had a storm here at Stately Poppins Manor over the weekend which dumped 18 inches of snow. Fortunately, I was able to get my snowblower out and running. We're supposed to have rain tomorrow and Saturday, but I doubt it will be enough to wash it all away.

Have I mentioned how much I hate winter?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (Q0kLU)

152 129 118 Yeah I kinda call bulshit on this, it’s just weather network porn. It will be cold sure but it’s not gonna be -50 in Chicago.

.....

What's the worst that could happen?
____

-50 in Chicago? That's when Trump supporters come out with bleach and twine and scream, "This is MAGA country, queer boy"

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (fs1hN)

153 I knew a former offensive lineman who went on to attend medical school. He was a meaty urologist. His hands were cold, IIRC, but not minus 50.

What?

Meteorologist?

Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (991eG)

154 or maybe this is just like every other daily/weekly weather-doom crock of overblown clickbait that the media tries to sell us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (WsTvr)

155 Told ya, New York is broken.

@Sully4Assembly

Approximately 1.9k migrants from Floyd Bennett Field will be temporarily relocated to James Madison High School

The school will be shut down and students will attend virtual classes

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

156 >>-50 is still pretty nippy.

Yeah. Bit.

I did a Guided Duck Trip one time where the high over 3 days was -26F.

Miserable cold.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (nREUD)

157 I wish Ray Epps had been sentenced to six hours naked on the ice on Lake Michigan. Oh, how I hate him....

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (zSyrn)

158 I better get a propane delivery tomorrow.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (eheVn)

159 Brandon did this!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (w/OAj)

160
Yeah, pretty amazing how often the weather stuff on my computer is just plain wrong... either that or the thermometer outside my window based is somehow off.

By the way, 4 known weather stations within 7 miles of the house, one just 1.5 miles away.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:12 PM (xaFKb)

Weather stations can be way off if they’re not properly setup. Like for instance to get accurate readings it has to be 6-8 feet off the ground and far away from the house. Otherwise ground/home heat will be a factor. And wind readings can be waaaaay if there’s something either blocking the wind or if there’s some artificial wind runner created, such as two houses close together.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (C3sl/)

161 146
Well, there's no way such weather will prevent those corn fed and rotund Iowans for turning out in droves for Nikki!

Catch her before her personalty changes, fellers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (xG4kz)

Just got a text on my phone from Nikki! oh wow... do I feel special!!!

/Block

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (xaFKb)

162 That's what usually happen during the hottest year in recorded history and the same year that had the earliest frost and latest growing season anyone can remember.

Stop h8ing Science.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 05:16 PM (+RC1q)

163
Here in Greenville, SC area, winter electric bills are the highest, Heat pump with electric resistance strip backup. Jan is usually the highest, greatest HDD (heating degree days) of the year.

July to August is high at peak CDD, but less than Jan by a good bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 09, 2024 05:16 PM (Mzdiz)

164 WINTERS ARE A THING OF THE PAST!!!

The eXpURtz at the Guardian circa 1999.

Checked how this will affect the Babylon DC area, and it will be cold but above zero and very little snow, so not terrible. Normal winter weather for this area.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (sAmhv)

165 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (991eG)

166 SCOTUS is cracking down on some of Biden;s stupid green sh&t.

Court Rules Against Biden on Dishwasher Regulations

Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (A5THL)

167 I guess one nice thing being surrounded by the Great lakes is they help warm the air/downside is loads of snow from said lakes

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (/6GbT)

168 Here in Da Swamp, temps below freezing -- hell, below 40 -- are always news. Actual snow will bring the natives out of doors, inadequately clad of course, to gawk at the white stuff falling, climb in their cars, spin their wheels, and drive into ditches and into each other.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:14 PM (J2vNu)

Ahh, you haven't learned to avoid the roads on flurry days, huh? First thing I learned, even though I can drive in snow, others can't here, like really can't, and no way am I going out that way...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (exHjb)

169 Well, shit. It's never been cold in Minnesota before.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (QY+6a)

170 Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (C3sl/)

One is at a closed SAC base, out in the middle of the old bomb repository. One the local airport. One an aiport 7 miles away. Other one on the property of a Farmer acquaintance, in the middle of his fields.

I'm rural... so I tend to think these would be pretty accurate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb)

171 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (991eG)
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Ummm....

Posted by: Dimensionless numbers at January 09, 2024 05:18 PM (xYckV)

172 I went to 3 stores today to get some styrofoam ice chests to make some makeshift shelters for some stray cats and none to be found.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 05:18 PM (MNhXM)

173 49 Illegal aliens hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 05:00 PM (G6+tw)

Good. I hope the fucking invaders freeze until they're all dead. Maybe they'll stay in their shithole countries where it's warmer during the winter.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 09, 2024 05:18 PM (yACxx)

174 The the frozen ones will be easy to stack.
Posted by: Diogenes

For shipment home for internment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 05:18 PM (jQQDB)

175 >>>27 The video on the sidebar is awesome ace. I've heard the sound a thousand times and never knew there were two drummers.

I don't think I did either but when you think about it it's obvious...

Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 09, 2024 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

176 There was a 2014 NYT article titled “The End of Snow” cuz global changing warming climate.

How’s that going NYT?

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (C3sl/)

177 167 I guess one nice thing being surrounded by the Great lakes is they help warm the air/downside is loads of snow from said lakes
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (/6GbT)

An open Great Lake es no bueno this time of year...

We're gonna pay for the warm early winter.

Posted by: browndog is looking at a warm Lake Erie at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (TTAGa)

178 Court Rules Against Biden on Dishwasher Regulations
Posted by: vic at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (A5THL
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*Pulls out pocket Constitution*

Hmmm..now where is that pesky dishwasher-control power....

Posted by: Solicitor General Of The United States at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (w/OAj)

179 >>>I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

Bread, milk, eggs, and maple syrup.

We are making French toast and getting sticky!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (cOq4q)

180 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024

***
Clever, sir, damnably clever

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (J2vNu)

181 I do know my energy bills are MUCH higher in the winter than they are in the summer. I use the heat much more than I use AC (electric HVAC).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Just the opposite here.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (jQQDB)

182 My possible retirement bolthole, the Evansville, IN, area

Wolfus confirmed as Walter White.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (AA8bA)

183 the title "Frankenstein" makes more sense to me now after seeing the live play. It's definitely a mad scientist kind of band.

Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

184 167 I guess one nice thing being surrounded by the Great lakes is they help warm the air/downside is loads of snow from said lakes
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (/6GbT)

Yeah, not sure how that works. Spent a Winter at Great Lakes Naval Station in 79/80... Wind whippin off the Lake was F'n COLD. Multiple days in Negative numbers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (xaFKb)

185 Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at January 09, 2024 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

186 I did a Guided Duck Trip one time where the high over 3 days was -26F.

-

How'd you do? I'm used to the 10-40 degree mornings, but have never been anywhere that cold.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 05:20 PM (+RC1q)

187 Approximately 1.9k migrants from Floyd Bennett Field will be temporarily relocated to James Madison High School

The school will be shut down and students will attend virtual classes
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

You better do something about this, TJM.

It's your damn school.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 05:20 PM (nFnyb)

188 Ahh, you haven't learned to avoid the roads on flurry days, huh? First thing I learned, even though I can drive in snow, others can't here, like really can't, and no way am I going out that way...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024

***
Oh, *I* know better than to go out in snow unless I must. The simple natives do not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (J2vNu)

189 139 The song Windy reminds me of the day in the life of a crack whore montage on Breaking Bad

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (nnp+f)

190 I was in Tampa one January and it was in the 30s with a 25 mph wind. You’d think Armageddon had arrived the way the local msm was acting. It was rather hilarious.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (C3sl/)

I bet a lot of plumbers made big bank that winter.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (hEv4o)

191
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

On the other hand, the tornado that touched down in Panama City Beach this morning a block from my kid's home left some scary pictures.

Thank God no damage to them, prayers to those it hit.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (j4U/Z)

192 This is the time of year when my wife reminds me she loved living in Miami

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (w/OAj)

193 >>> went to 3 stores today to get some styrofoam ice chests to make some makeshift shelters for some stray cats and none to be found.
Posted by: Titanium White

The "migrants" got them all to make shanties.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (cOq4q)

194 My possible retirement bolthole, the Evansville, IN, area
*
Wolfus confirmed as Walter White.
Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024

***
SAY MY NAME

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (J2vNu)

195 Weather "reports" are all about scaring the citizens. they use terms like 'Polar Vortex" and "Bomb Cyclone" and "Atmospheric River," which, if am not mistaken were insider terms that meteorologists used when talking with one another.

Now every fucking weather event is ERMEGERD the Worst EVAR!!!!

Meanwhile I just saw a clickbait thing on my Edge startup "Hottest Year Ever, You Guys!" it was NBC. I never click on that shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (T/Lqj)

196 In my neck of the woods school is never closed for weather. Super hot or super cold, get your ass to school everyone. Maybe if there a lot of snow, and I mean a lot, like a foot overnight is where they start closing down.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (C3sl/)

197 Need to head out, hit the Dollar Tree for a couple things, then dinner. I'll stop in later!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (J2vNu)

198 Gas for the generator on hand… can of starter fluid… check.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

199 Seems like Minnesota will be missing out on all the fun. Temperature's going to drop for sure, but nothing horrendous.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (5GWDq)

200 >>I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

Don't forget to pick up some Triangular Pastries.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (nREUD)

201 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?

The two most frightening words in the Russian language - "minus sorok" (minus 40).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (YAtuc)

202 The video on the sidebar is awesome ace. I've heard the sound a thousand times and never knew there were two drummers.

I don't think I did either but when you think about it it's obvious...

-

There's a band out of Portland or Seattle called the Butchers and the Builders that have two snare (and I think other simple) drummers. It gives them a pretty interesting sound.

youtube.com/watch?v=gzDqCcTeSmY

They're brutal, though. If "There Will Be Blood" was modern sort-of-okay garage-ish Americana music, it would be that band.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (+RC1q)

203 Court Rules Against Biden on Dishwasher Regulations
Posted by: vic
.......

I have dishwasher regulations:
1. rinse pots and plates first
2. powder detergent only

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

204
If but a single snowflake falls in DFW,

it's nothing but car wrecks north to south, east to west.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (nFnyb)

205 Muldoon

You know that -40 is very similar in ℉ or °C, but not in degrees Kelvin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (u82oZ)

206
I already have candles lit in preparation for the 2 am trek to the toilet without lights or electricity. Friend in FL says its bad there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (3qE2b)

207 190 I was in Tampa one January and it was in the 30s with a 25 mph wind. You’d think Armageddon had arrived the way the local msm was acting. It was rather hilarious.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:01 PM (C3sl/)

I bet a lot of plumbers made big bank that winter.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 09, 2024 05:21 PM (hEv4o)

Hmmm... he was in Tampa in the 1930s? Rufus, did you know him?

/sings..... Hail Freedonia!......

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (xaFKb)

208 What?
Meteorologist?
Never mind.

I always call them Media Urologists.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (VMFAF)

209 When Jimmy waltzed into office with a $3 million dollar bash. > The cover of Time Magazine, Jan. 31, 1977, The Big Freeze

A little of the inside story: "Why had the rain turned white? Startled millionaires wintering in the baronial mansions in West Palm Beach, FL peered closer last week at the miracle that was falling from the skies and discovered - could it be? - yes, the substance was snow, the first ever reported there. Since mid-November, pedestrians in Dallas, unaccustomed to such hazards, have been slipping on sleet-slicked sidewalks. Meanwhile, a series of blizzards has smothered Buffalo this winter with an astonishing 126.6 in. of snow."

"... If February roars like January, this winter could be the coldest ever recorded for much of the U.S. - the great winter that millions of Americans will be telling their grandchildren about decades from now."

Guess it happens on occasion. Like the Big Dry of July 4, 1988; The Flood of '93, July 26, 1993; On the Trail of Twisters, May 20, 1996; Are we making Hurricanes Worse,? October 3, 2005, and so on.

We could stop building 3-4 story, prison like, no yard, condos/homes on every available open square foot, too?

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 09, 2024 05:24 PM (GshMh)

210 Muldoon

I hope you and yours are doing well. And good luck in resolving your mystery soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 05:24 PM (u82oZ)

211 Good thing my gas furnace runs off a single wire thermostat using AAA batteries.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

212 196 In my neck of the woods school is never closed for weather. Super hot or super cold, get your ass to school everyone. Maybe if there a lot of snow, and I mean a lot, like a foot overnight is where they start closing down.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (C3sl/)

-----------------------------

The school district in my area was notorious for never closing down. Last time the polar vortex blew through town, it closed on seven non-consecutive days.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:24 PM (5GWDq)

213 Fani Willis hired her boyfriend to handle the Trump case in Fulton County then they went on vacations together with the case account money.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (ALn4J)

214 There was snow in Hawaii during this Hottest Year On Record, too.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (+RC1q)

215 You know that -40 is very similar in ℉ or °C, but not in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (u82oZ)
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Math alert!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (w/OAj)

216 208 What?
Meteorologist?
Never mind.

I always call them Media Urologists.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (VMFAF)

In the Navy we called em Weather Guessers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (xaFKb)

217 Adam ant had 2 drummers as well (at least in some songs)

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (/6GbT)

218 Damn this Global Warming! We're all going to freeze to death!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

219 This will prove climate change.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (KiBMU)

220
Looking at the forecast for Great Fall, MT, which is in that Daily Mail danger zone map, forecast lows for Friday through Sun are around -30F. Then they go back to balmy single digits for next week.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

221 An arctic blast may bring temperatures of -50 degrees to swathes of the West and Midwest next week.

Or, it may not. What do we know? We just need you to be afraid.

Posted by: The Weather Channel at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (D5SRX)

222 >>How'd you do? I'm used to the 10-40 degree mornings, but have never been anywhere that cold.

We limited with 3 Guns over all 3 days. IIRC, we had about 50+ Greenheads and the rest was a grab bag including a couple mice Bull Pintails.

When it is that cold almost all the water locks up but for a few Warm Water Sloughs. The birds just pike into them.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (nREUD)

223 We had an icicle Christmas, and I had to keep reminding Pookette that Dec 21 is the *beginning* of winter. Well, 8 inches of snow has arrived in the last 48 hours and it's not going to melt for awhile.

Posted by: pookysgirl took forever to just get to the next town at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (dtlDP)

224 Sounds like JJ's getting hit with snow. I'm closer to Lake Michigan so basically getting drizzle. They closed schools though. Idjits.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (SfhV1)

225 POLAR VORTEX!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Look for ads to appear one week later touting

"Outdoor doorstop (for really BIG doors), nicely blinged out (may be prone to spontaneous combustion)"

as formerly noses-in-the-air EV owners realize how badly they were hornswaggled.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 05:08 PM (xG4kz)

A liberal acquaintance recently proudly told me he'd bought an EV. So he got in at the top - pure genius. He told me he could drive all the way to LA on a single charge.

"Yeah, but can you drive BACK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (ji2jZ)

226 Snow days! Luxury! We had to tunnel our way thru the snow to school with our bare hands, five miles, each way, uphill!

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (vFG9F)

227 205 Muldoon

You know that -40 is very similar in ℉ or °C, but not in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (u82oZ)

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If the temperature ever reaches -40 K, hold on to your butts, 'cause the laws of physics have gone bye-bye!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (5GWDq)

228 213 Fani Willis hired her boyfriend to handle the Trump case in Fulton County then they went on vacations together with the case account money.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (ALn4J)

Oooos
Ooopsie
Oh well don’t do it again, OK?
- Fulton County

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (C3sl/)

229 Gas for the generator on hand… can of starter fluid… check.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

My generator has a rope pull starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (W/lyH)

230 216 208 What?
Meteorologist?
Never mind.

I always call them Media Urologists.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (VMFAF)

In the Navy we called em Weather Guessers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (xaFKb)

as #86 implied, why can't we have Mexican Weather girls tell us this?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

231 If you want to geek out on weather models....

Climate Prediction Center @ cpc.ncep.noaa.gov
Storm Prediction Center @ spc.noaa.gov

The sites are not user friendly, obviously. But if you're inclined to spend some time on one or the other you may just stumble onto something useful.

These are the models that most forecasts are based off of. Dig deep if you're interested in WX. Some allow you to modify variables to suit your particular bias... as NOAA does every day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (Q4IgG)

232 Tornado went right over our house here in NE Florida.

Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Floods, Heat, Bugs and Gators. I'd still rather be here than back in Seattle. Or any other place in the nation, really.

Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (sk2XH)

233 Gotta have a pair of tits to guess the weather or whatever you have in mind.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (J8LnB)

234 This will prove climate change.

Everything proves climate change, Comrade!

Posted by: The Media! at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (YAtuc)

235 "Oooos
Ooopsie
Oh well don’t do it again, OK?
- Fulton County
Posted by: Montec "

I think they both need to take ownership.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

236 >>Looking at the forecast for Great Fall, MT, which is in that Daily Mail danger zone map, forecast lows for Friday through Sun are around -30F. Then they go back to balmy single digits for next week.

-30 is not exceedingly cold for Great Falls.
Werid thing.
It can 50 there 3 days afterwards. They get the Chinooks and it can warm up pretty fast.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (nREUD)

237 227 205 Muldoon

You know that -40 is very similar in ℉ or °C, but not in degrees Kelvin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 05:23 PM (u82oZ)

--------------------------

If the temperature ever reaches -40 K, hold on to your butts, 'cause the laws of physics have gone bye-bye!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (5GWDq)

In space, nobody can hear you scream...unless it's in the movies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

238
Coldest I can recall in this part of SE PA is minus 5 degrees F. Ice on the inside of windows. Not cool.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 05:29 PM (3qE2b)

239 Too bad we don't have laws about inciting panic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 05:29 PM (GB0ku)

240 Fani Willis hired her boyfriend to handle the Trump case in Fulton County then they went on vacations together with the case account money.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 05:25 PM (ALn4J)

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This will move her to the top of Biden's 2024 short-bus for VP.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (4DXOV)

241 Coldest I can recall in this part of SE PA is minus 5 degrees F.

That's flip flop weather.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (SfhV1)

242 232 Tornado went right over our house here in NE Florida.

Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Floods, Heat, Bugs and Gators. I'd still rather be here than back in Seattle. Or any other place in the nation, really.
Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (sk2XH)

See, you just wrote out why my brother can't convince me to move there...when he had the 6ft gator in his backyard, I was like "I'm out"...better to try to turn VA purple red, vs the purple blue we are...I turned OH red before I left

...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (exHjb)

243 217 Adam ant had 2 drummers as well (at least in some songs)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 05:26 PM (/6GbT)

--------------------------------

Pffft! My true love gave me 12 drummers just the other day!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (5GWDq)

244 We had a storm here at Stately Poppins Manor over the weekend which dumped 18 inches of snow. Fortunately, I was able to get my snowblower out and running. We're supposed to have rain tomorrow and Saturday, but I doubt it will be enough to wash it all away.

Have I mentioned how much I hate winter?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 05:15 PM

Merrimac Valley got hammered. We got maybe 7" Boston, almost zero.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (Wnv9h)

245 234 This will prove climate change.

Everything proves climate change, Comrade!

Posted by: The Media! at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (YAtuc)

If it can explain anything (including contradictory results), it can't predict anything.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

246 200 >>I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

Don't forget to pick up some Triangular Pastries.
Posted by: garrett
___

Scones? Why would we need scones when it gets a little colder than usual in winter?

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (fs1hN)

247 driving in my car
smoking my cigar
only time I'm happy's when I play my guitar

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

248 Nood. I already took ownership.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (vFG9F)

249 Too hot?
Climate change!

Too cold?
Climate change!

No snow?
Climate change!

Lots of snow?
Climate change!

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (C3sl/)

250 Nood

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

251 246 200 >>I guess we'd all better stock up on supplies.

Don't forget to pick up some Triangular Pastries.
Posted by: garrett
___

Scones? Why would we need scones when it gets a little colder than usual in winter?

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (fs1hN)

they make great weapons. Especially the Stone of Scone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

252 Annual global deaths attributed to temperatures:

Heat = ~ 636,000

Cold = ~ 5,250,000

http://tinyurl.com/nfh6vvem

Posted by: javems at January 09, 2024 05:32 PM (8I4hW)

253 236 >>Looking at the forecast for Great Fall, MT, which is in that Daily Mail danger zone map, forecast lows for Friday through Sun are around -30F. Then they go back to balmy single digits for next week.

-30 is not exceedingly cold for Great Falls.
Werid thing.
It can 50 there 3 days afterwards. They get the Chinooks and it can warm up pretty fast.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 05:28 PM (nREUD)

----------------------------

Went to school in Montana. Loved the Chinooks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 09, 2024 05:32 PM (5GWDq)

254
Coldest I can recall in this part of SE PA is minus 5 degrees F.
>>>
That's flip flop weather.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 05:30 PM

:: Makes mental note to never invade Wisconsin in the winter ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 05:32 PM (3qE2b)

255 NYC runs summer programs that employ lots of teens. They have no money for them. My kid went last summer and spent her time painting and cooking.
This summer is going to be lit. Unless…….

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 05:32 PM (Eeb9P)

256
Related mystery lyrics:

"Or I may simply be a single drop of rain..."

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (dPohf)

257 I did a Guided Duck Trip one time where the high over 3 days was -26F.

-

How'd you do? I'm used to the 10-40 degree mornings, but have never been anywhere that cold.
Posted by: Nikki Haley respects Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 05:20 PM (+RC1q)

Spent two winters in Fairbanks, AK. I never want to live in that kind of cold again. It very much wants to kill ya.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (BdMk6)

258 as #86 implied, why can't we have Mexican Weather girls tell us this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

231 If you want to geek out on weather models....

Links were busted. Did not lead to Mexican weather models.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (D5SRX)

259 213 Fani Willis hired her boyfriend to handle the Trump case in Fulton County then they went on vacations together with the case account money.
____

Who's going to hold them accountable?

Posted by: Banana Republic at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (fs1hN)

260 If but a single snowflake falls in DFW,

it's nothing but car wrecks north to south, east to west.

Posted by: naturalfake

Heh, I stayed on the 8th floor of hotel one year (work sent me). I had a perfect view of the cars coming from DFW airport, cresting a hill and then braking on the downhill.
I watched it for hours on a weekend, stupidly hilarious.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 05:33 PM (jQQDB)

261 Ace did t mention this, but, tow trucks showed up at Floyd Bennett to haul away luxury SUV’s. Yeah, migrants with Lexus and MB

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 05:34 PM (Eeb9P)

262 "Oooos
Ooopsie
Oh well don’t do it again, OK?
- Fulton County
Posted by: Montec "

I think they both need to take ownership.
Posted by: fd

Fanny should double down and hire another bull to 'investigate' alleged improprieties, real, imagined, or ... Ohhhh Yeah!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 05:36 PM (cOq4q)

263 There was snow in Hawaii during this Hottest Year On Record, too.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

There is always snow in Hawaii, that volcano is really tall.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 05:36 PM (jQQDB)

264 I paid for seasonal snow plowing of my driveway. So I'm just glad I may get my money's worth. If that snow plow has to do my driveway 3 times in the next few days, I'll be happy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2024 05:38 PM (0Htd1)

265 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (991eG)

Neither. °K.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2024 05:38 PM (DsA2n)

266 I'm stocked up on whiskey and vodka.. Should be good for a few days!

Posted by: Zippyslug at January 09, 2024 05:41 PM (/jFSs)

267 @259

>>Who's going to hold them accountable?

Why... Christopher M. Carr will be all over this, just as as soon as Christopher M. Carr can lace up his Birkenstocks.

I mean, have you ever seen a picture of the dude? Looks a little light in the loafers, a little limp wristed if you get my drift.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 05:42 PM (XV/Pl)

268 PNW is squally.

It's dumping snow in the Cascades and the Olympics, up to four feet in the next day and a half predicted.

Time to find my snowshoes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 05:43 PM (Q5Edw)

269 It's almost as if a lessening of sun spot activity translates into decreased global temperatures.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 09, 2024 05:45 PM (pJWtt)

270 It got pretty gusty outside...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
--------------------

Walking across the parking lot a gust almost knocked me over.
Thought I was Jim Cantore for a second.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 05:48 PM (3avhE)

271 Funny how a drought in the west is followed by tons and tons of snow and rain. It's almost like the Climate is cyclical or something.

Nah, that is heretical thinking.

Now, get in your pod, eat your bugs and thank Our Druid Masters.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

272 229 Gas for the generator on hand… can of starter fluid… check.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

My generator has a rope pull starter.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 05:27 PM (W/lyH)

3 second ether squirt in air intake… it will start.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 06:03 PM (PCK5/)

273 That's sidebar link is a song that was made back in the days when editing music recordings involved taking a razor blade and actually cutting magnetic tape, then splicing the pieces together with actual tape.

They didn't have a title for the song, but the resulting tape after they finally finished editing had all sorts of splices on it, and the drummer commented that it looked like Frankenstein's monster. They decided to name the song "Frankenstein"

It gets played on classic rock stations around Halloween every year, and I am always happy to hear it.

The original version is more complicated and also shorter. It was fun seeing and hearing the 9 minute live version.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 09, 2024 06:04 PM (LNPSJ)

274 had a dream my friend came running through warning us a tornado was coming so we all laid down on the floor but I thought this doesn't make sense, shouldn't we be down in the basement?

This was about 3 weeks ago so I don't know if it was a portent of today. Seems to far ahead of the event.
Posted by: kallisto

Was Spill the Wine playing in the background?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 06:20 PM (JkCto)

275 I love the stretch on the temp spread as well- -50 is the WIND CHILL (it never hits -50 real temp unless you're in Nome) whereas the 28 degrees is the average REAL TEMP! Gotta make this EVEN MORE TERRIFYING!!11!! Those of us who live here will just shrug and go to work.

Posted by: Dr Sparky at January 09, 2024 06:31 PM (Hn2ps)

276 My possible retirement bolthole, the Evansville, IN, area, looks to have the worst temps be around 12-13 degrees as highs, 5 as lows, for about two days; then back up to 23/15 after that, and back up to the low 40s by the week following. That doesn't sound like 50 or 78 degrees below normal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 05:11 PM (J2vNu)

Naw Evansville is totally 90 degrees in wintertime.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2024 06:32 PM (eoQWY)

277 So the forecast here calls for minus 40°. Does anyone know if that's °C or °F?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 05:17 PM (991eG)

Temperature Crossover Point Jokes FTW!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2024 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

278 I paid for seasonal snow plowing of my driveway. So I'm just glad I may get my money's worth. If that snow plow has to do my driveway 3 times in the next few days, I'll be happy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2024 05:38 PM (0Htd1)

Check the fine print, the season is summer.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2024 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

279 Yeah, that's called winter here in ND. Chillout!

Posted by: runninrebel at January 09, 2024 08:41 PM (jP20j)

280 That Ryan Hall Y'all guy is great! Love his voice. And he talks about all the right things. My dad would've love this. Thanks!

Posted by: m at January 10, 2024 02:53 AM (mn2bz)

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