Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Illegal Aliens and Domestic Bums Are Getting Into Fights and Stabbing Each Other As NYC Shelters Get Cramped

Remember when America was a First World country?

That was nice. I miss that.

The fatal migrant stabbing at the Randall's Island tent city was over a woman, law-enforcement sources said Sunday -- while asylum-seekers described life in the shelter as full of armed rivals and divisive "camps."

The 24-year-old victim was inside the cafeteria tent at the sprawling shelter around 7:30 p.m. Saturday when he got into a beef with a fellow asylum-seeker who had been talking to the man's girlfriend, sources told The Post.

During the dispute, the victim was assaulted by four people, sources said. One of the suspects, 26, then whipped out a knife and stabbed the victim in the neck and chest area, sources said.

The victim was rushed to Harlem Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Police recovered the knife at the scene and arrested the suspected stabber, while his three accomplices are in the wind, sources said.

Venezuelan immigrant Roger Castillo said of the dead man, "He was a good person, he was a good friend.

"There is not much security, and they are far away," Castillo said of guards. "It happens so fast."

Migrants at the makeshift shelter, which was erected last year to house the overflow of migrants flooding into the five boroughs from the US border, have been problematic, some asylum-seekers said.

They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds, while many are armed with knives and typically petty crimes can be rampant.

"Everyone has a knife," migrant Mauricio Pinto said.

Moroccan migrant Nabil Jajhlaq added, "There is a lot of stealing.

"If you put your phone down or your charger for a moment, they take it immediately. Any of your stuff that you don't have they will take.

"There is definitely camps," he said.

The illegals have established their own rogue homeless camp on Randall's Island in NYC.

Migrants booted from Big Apple shelters have been setting up an illegal mini-tent city outside Randall's Island's housing site -- despite the Adams administration's best efforts to thwart them.

"For the past month or so, we will come here, and there'll be one or two tents set up, and we'll ask them to take them down," a city Parks Department enforcement officer told The Post at the site on Sunday.

"But every day when we come back, there's more."

Parks workers on Sunday morning broke down one shabby encampment that had been housing about 21 asylum-seekers barred from the island's 2,000-bed tent city erected in August after timing out on its 60-day residency limit.

The rogue migrants had set up their own tarps and tents on a grassy strip just outside the tent city, even erecting tables to peddle coffee and hot chocolate to other asylum-seekers legally living in the site's massive sanctioned tents.

It's basically Deadwood.

Migrants camping outside the increasingly lawless Randall's Island tent city were spotted selling everything from burgers to blunts on Monday -- as Mayor Eric Adams said the city would be reviewing shelter security following a fatal weekend stabbing.

The group of asylum-seekers who set up camp outside the island's 2,000-bed site after being booted for timing out on the city residency limit appeared locked in a cat-and-mouse game with Parks Department officials -- who tore down the encampment Sunday only to have it rise up again.

The leftwing propaganda media has a solution to all of this: just stop talking about it! Talking about the problem is informing the citizens there's a problem, and we have an election to rig!

The city's migrant crisis has become "a specter that demagogues can use as the threat du jour," says City Councilman Justin Brannan. "It used to be 'defund the police' or bail reform. Now this is the new thing they can divide and conquer on."

Count this as yet another retread of the "Republicans pounce" gimmick: Shoot the messengers.

Brannan (D-B'klyn) offered up his "wisdom" in a Politico piece blaming Mayor Adams and The Post for "ceaseless, dire messaging" on the border, which is "threatening Democrats in a pivotal election year."

Just as our reporting on crime, and Adams' related rhetoric, supposedly confused voters and helped Republicans pick up several House seats in 2022.

The piece slammed the mayor for "rarely" letting "a week go by without issuing new pleas for Washington to help stem the flow of migrants into the nation's biggest city."

The bottom line: Stop talking about the border; you're making Democrats look bad.

This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorkers consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.


But pretending the issue is messaging, not President Biden's policies, is a delusional farce.

The situation will get worse as frigid conditions descend on most of the country. In the East Village, immigrants are competing for limited shelter spaces:

Meanwhile, in this shithole country's shithole capital:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Wnv9h)

2 nd?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Wnv9h)

3 rd?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Wnv9h)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 02:42 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Oh. how sad.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 09, 2024 02:43 PM (JMAcK)

6 Cities are trying to commit suicide to pwn the cons in rural areas.

I'm not sure it's working out like the cities wanted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

7
Is it wrong to chant USA!! USA!! during the fights?

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2024 02:43 PM (+oR7L)

8 You mean all the illegals aren't aspiring doctors who had a 3.8 UG degree in Venezuela, or girls who want to enter a contemplative convent in the U.S. What a surprise!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RSbhh)

9 Trump said PUSSY!

Posted by: kallisto reminding us who the *real* killer is at January 09, 2024 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

10 They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds

-

GASP!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 02:44 PM (Im460)

11 Is this one of those "root for casualties" situations?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 02:45 PM (bhRsz)

12 Somehow this is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 02:45 PM (cMXNt)

13
Where my FREE SHIT?

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 02:45 PM (j4U/Z)

14 It would be educational if someone started dropping off truckloads of machetes in the middle of this mess. Very sharp machetes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (eYF7X)

15 NYC needs to fully defund the police and use that money to care for deserving illegals. NYC is rayciss!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (LVNnd)

16 Parks workers on Sunday morning broke down one shabby encampment that had been housing about 21 asylum-seekers barred from the island's 2,000-bed tent city erected in August after timing out on its 60-day residency limit.

The rogue migrants had set up their own tarps and tents on a grassy strip just outside the tent city, even erecting tables to peddle coffee and hot chocolate to other asylum-seekers legally living in the site's massive sanctioned tents.

It's basically Deadwood.


Welcome to Texas border towns. Now kindly F Off.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (kfkXh)

17 Is it wrong to chant USA!! USA!! during the fights?
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2024 02:43 PM (+oR7L)


I like that idea. We just need a couple hundred bat wielding 'Muricans to surround the fights and shout it out...then take on the winners.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (W/lyH)

18 "asylum-seekers"

Uh huh, sure.

Posted by: Ann at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (4neFu)

19

But Trump said "Pussy." And "Fight!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (x0n13)

20 Really, it's time to stop thinking of the cities and their population as part of our country.

They've long since been conquered. And they are busy trying to conquer the rest of the nation. (They were satisfied with doing it slowly with total control of education, but that's not enough now.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (JMAcK)

21 Is it time we wall off New York and trap the criminals inside?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (fG+mt)

22 The incident happened shortly after two police officers were injured when a fight broke out after someone cut a line of approximately 400 people waiting to be processed

-

It's crazy to realize that 400 criminals standing around with nothing to do but hang out and wait on free no obligation $3000/month checks might break out into violence.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (Im460)

23
Asylum-seekers vs those who need to be in asylums.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13)

24 You mean all the illegals aren't aspiring doctors who had a 3.8 UG degree in Venezuela, or girls who want to enter a contemplative convent in the U.S. What a surprise!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RSbhh)


They are dreamers. Dreaming of a better life, and of stabbing anyone who looks at them wrong.

But mostly stabbing.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (bhRsz)

25 8 You mean all the illegals aren't aspiring doctors who had a 3.8 UG degree in Venezuela
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RSbhh)

That's what Peter Zeihan says on U-Tube so it must be so.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (j4U/Z)

26 Cities are trying to commit suicide to pwn the cons in rural areas.

I'm not sure it's working out like the cities wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
---
They're trying to make the cities *less* desirable than the suburban and semi-rural areas. I've heard that St. Louis has been bussing homeless folks down to my town about 100 miles from the city.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (7fElN)

27 Who could have predicted this?


Surely nobody could have.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (RVloE)

28 after timing out on its 60-day residency limit.

Paul tell us this doesn't happen. Invaders go into shelters and then leave a day or two later to start their new jobs as brain surgeons.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (AA8bA)

29 I'm not suggesting it but I wouldn't be surprised if some people (MAGA, "immigrants") start shooting up the NGOs importing all these people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (cMXNt)

30 The incident happened shortly after two police officers were injured when a fight broke out after someone cut a line of approximately 400 people waiting to be processed


Soylent Wetback?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13)

31 CBP - importing the best and brightest

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (S+j2h)

32 Is Biden the real life Joker? That would mean Trump is the Batman.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (fs1hN)

33 You know what's also totally surprising?. Everyone who is an illegal doesn't all get along. I mean you think that all the folks who speak Spanish and came over because of some fraudulent ad by some crooked WEO guy, or that all the people into sex trafficking and drug running would just get along swimmingly because they're all "Migrants"./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (RSbhh)

34 Lock a bunch into a gymnasium, 24-7 camera recording the action, throw in a few cans of corned beef every now and then... live feed the action to the turd world where they came from.
Offshore betting pools...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (qtXM6)

35 Decision to not go to NYC again?

Validated.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (IFNME)

36 My BINGO card has migrant riots to necessitate mail in voting.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (z+89e)

37 >>Illegal Aliens and Domestic Bums Are Getting Into Fights and Stabbing Each Other As NYC Shelters Get Cramped

As has been noted, we are adding a Wyoming's worth of these people every 3 months or so, too bad, they are not all going to stay in Blue Sh*tholes.

My only saving grace is I now live, literally of the middle of nowhere, and not even these creatures would want to live here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

38 It's a civilization desert.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

39 I predict there will be fights real soon over the heated grates between the usual homeless and the illegals.

PPV gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Acdbr)

40 Dreaming of a better life, and of stabbing anyone who looks at them wrong.

I laughed. It's really not funny so it was a dark laugh, but well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (RSbhh)

41 26 They're trying to make the cities *less* desirable than the suburban and semi-rural areas. I've heard that St. Louis has been bussing homeless folks down to my town about 100 miles from the city.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (7fElN)


Wait until residents stand in front of their homes brandishing weapons, like that couple did when the BLM brownshirts came into their neighborhood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (x0n13)

42 They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds, while many are armed with knives and typically petty crimes can be rampant.
++++
Why, this is utterly surprising. Truly. Nobody could have seen it coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Zp1WF)

43 It's been really warm for winter in the mid-Atlantic and DC area so far...it will get real next week as true winter weather (aka, a few degrees below normal and maybe some actual snow) hit...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (exHjb)

44 20 Really, it's time to stop thinking of the cities and their population as part of our country.

They've long since been conquered. And they are busy trying to conquer the rest of the nation. (They were satisfied with doing it slowly with total control of education, but that's not enough now.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (JMAcK)

--------------

Yes they are cosmopolitan which literally means "world city".

The damn Founders didn't think of that eventuality.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 02:50 PM (cMXNt)

45 I'll go ahead and throw out a Bright Side Perspective, here:

NYC Rat populations are about to take a Major Hit.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:50 PM (RVloE)

46 Migrants booted from Big Apple shelters have been setting up an illegal mini-tent city outside Randall's Island's housing site -- despite the Adams administration's best efforts to thwart them.
++++
Why were they "booted?" How were they "booted?" NY has a law that shelter *must* be provided (it's one of their problems at the moment), so how are they kicking people out?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:50 PM (Zp1WF)

47 Parks workers on Sunday morning broke down one shabby encampment that had been housing about 21 asylum-seekers barred from the island's 2,000-bed tent city erected in August after timing out on its 60-day residency limit.

The rogue migrants had set up their own tarps and tents on a grassy strip just outside the tent city, even erecting tables to peddle coffee and hot chocolate to other asylum-seekers legally living in the site's massive sanctioned tents.

++++
It seems like arrests might help. Arrests followed by deportation would be better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (Zp1WF)

48 Are there no football stadiums to house the migrants? The Superdome provided temporary housing during Katrina. Surely they can solve the issue before football season starts again.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (FRuMV)

49 20 Really, it's time to stop thinking of the cities and their population as part of our country.
---------------
In the period of national crisis immediately preceding the War of Northern Aggression, Democratic Mayor Fernando Wood proposed the secession of New York City as a sovereign city-state to be called the Free City of Tri-Insula (Tri-Insula meaning "three islands" in Latin), and incorporating Manhattan, Long Island and Staten Island.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (LVNnd)

50 The city's migrant crisis has become "a specter that demagogues can use as the threat du jour," says City Councilman Justin Brannan. "It used to be 'defund the police' or bail reform. Now this is the new thing they can divide and conquer on."
++++
LOL!

"It's your fault for noticing!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (Zp1WF)

51 Send more.

Posted by: Candidus at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (i2uNS)

52 Clearly, the answer is sweeping knife control laws. We must save lives!!

Posted by: Michele Obama at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (AD14M)

53 It sounds like West Side Story, minus the singing and dancing.

Or IS there singing and dancing at the homeless shelters of New York City?

I thought 99.99% of the "migrants" are young adult males.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (BHrzb)

54 Why, this is utterly surprising. Truly. Nobody could have seen it coming.

oh I am truly shocked, considering the fact that the entire Spanish speaking world operates in solidarity and treats each other as hermanos from another madre.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (dCxaZ)

55 NYC Rat populations are about to take a Major Hit.

Deimoscrats kicked out of office?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (Acdbr)

56 It's basically Deadwood.

__________________________

I'd like to donate a pen filled with pigs. For authenticity's sake.

Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (dIske)

57 Is it time we wall off New York and trap the criminals inside?
Posted by: Dr Spank

Snake Plissken has entered the chat.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (LGQql)

58 This is all on a single block in DC:

-5 Below is shutting down due to theft
-Target banned unaccompanied teens
-CVS has no more items on the shelves
-A street vendor selling the same items missing from CVS in front of CVS

++++
This is justice, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (Zp1WF)

59 It's crazy to realize that 400 criminals standing around with nothing to do but hang out and wait on free no obligation $3000/month checks might break out into violence.
Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 02:47 PM (Im460)

----------------

BTW my son is autistic and it has taken over a year to get him on SSI disability.

Meanwhile Hernandez can waltz right in and they cut him a check.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (cMXNt)

60 Do they have Rape Tents?


Because. Occupy Wall Street had Rape Tents.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (RVloE)

61 A lot of vacant office space in FNYC that can be repurposed as easily as opening the doors and telling the squatters to move in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (qtXM6)

62 Is it possible they don't recognize each other's inner light?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (n2Iei)

63 I've been asking and asking, but no one seems to know the answer.

WTF happened to the FEMA camps??

Posted by: kallisto wonders if she should hit up Alex Jones at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

64
This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorker's consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.

Safe Prediction: Biden will garner 84% of New Yorker's vote in 2024.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (3qE2b)

65 "I've been in NY for about a month, staying at a shelter in Brooklyn. The city is great, you just need money," shared Louis, a Venezuelan immigrant.

Well, duh. It's New York City. There is no good salsa. But with money, you can buy the fine imported from Texas stuff.

It's astounding this has to be explained in 2024.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

66 >>48 Are there no football stadiums to house the migrants? The Superdome provided temporary housing during Katrina. Surely they can solve the issue before football season starts again.
Posted by: Mishdog

Catalyst for cannibalism - Shep Smith

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (eYF7X)

67 I once sent a VCR tape of "BumFights" to my relatives one year for Christmas before the libtard do gooders shut them down. Rufus the Stunt Bum was also included. The Bum Hunter was also part of it where he would duct tape sleeping bums and measure them like Steve Irwin in las Vegas.

Hilarious stuff.

Their kids still talk about it till this day.

They loved it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (Edu7X)

68 I sense an untapped pay-per-view audience.

"Bum Fights" takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (Q4IgG)

69 64
This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorker's consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.

Safe Prediction: Biden will garner 84% of New Yorker's vote in 2024.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (3qE2b)

=========

"I would have voted, but it was too hard."
-About 75% of the city that just doesn't vote in elections

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

70 57 Snake Plissken has entered the chat.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 02:51 PM (LGQql)


Sounds like the biker name of a mean mohel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (x0n13)

71 >>It sounds like West Side Story, minus the singing and dancing.


'Umbuke, Umbuke, Umbuke
I just met a girl named Umbuke'

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (RVloE)

72 No sympathy for invaders.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (rJ48h)

73 And the rich New Yorkers who voted for all this shit have moved to Florida to escape the fruits of their labor.

It's happening in Seattle too. The rich assholes are moving eastward where the city sidewalks aren't strewn with feces and garbage and needles. And they say," oh! It's so clean there! I should
Move!" To which I say, ", and turn it into the very same shithole you have created here! Do
You have a brain in your head?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (SYlCh)

74 65 Well, duh. It's New York City. There is no good salsa. But with money, you can buy the fine imported from Texas stuff.

It's astounding this has to be explained in 2024.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

=======

New York City is one of the most expensive cities in the world?

Who knew?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

75 trump's fault for not working with dems to let the illegals become 'undocumented citizens'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (B1FKF)

76 Wait until residents stand in front of their homes brandishing weapons, like that couple did when the BLM brownshirts came into their neighborhood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (x0n13)
---
The downtown region of my little town (20-25K residents) has a homeless shelter. The increase of the homeless has led to more altercations between people who go downtown for various reasons (e.g., public library and city hall are there) and the homeless folks. It's a bit sketchy now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (7fElN)

77 Hunger Games.we.much!

Posted by: Competing Rivals at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (hirWM)

78 Finaly a feel good story

Posted by: doug at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (8/lc0)

79 Is Biden the real life Joker? That would mean Trump is the Batman.

Posted by: Chuck Martel


Well he admitted as much to a kid during the '16 campaign, so...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (OUMaO)

80 It's a 3rd world life for us

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

81 43 It's been really warm for winter in the mid-Atlantic and DC area so far...it will get real next week as true winter weather (aka, a few degrees below normal and maybe some actual snow) hit...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (exHjb)

---------------

It'd be a shame if someone knocked out all the electrical lines going into the city. Like all those military age Chinese "asylum seekers".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (cMXNt)

82 66 >>48 Are there no football stadiums to house the migrants? The Superdome provided temporary housing during Katrina. Surely they can solve the issue before football season starts again.
Posted by: Mishdog

Catalyst for cannibalism - Shep Smith
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM (eYF7X)

Didn't they have to knock down the Superdome after that usage b/c it was unsalvageable, or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (exHjb)

83 80 It's a 3rd world life for us
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

New version of the musical "Annie?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (x0n13)

84 The damn Founders didn't think of that eventuality.
--------------
Yeah, they did. New Amsterdam was a Dutch Colony. During the early settlement England fought three wars with the Dutch. When the Dutch established New Amsterdam Lord Delaware immediately established Delaware to prevent Dutch migration south. Once the English and Dutch came to an accord in Southeast Asia then the two 'ethnics' bond together. NY state is mostly Dutch. BTW, it was the Dutch that taught the English how to Navy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (LVNnd)

85 @69

>>"I would have voted, but it was too hard."
-About 75% of the city that just doesn't vote in elections

NY Mayoral races routinely get 14pct turnout, council and other seats, routinely get 3-8pct turnout, yet these same people who cannot be bothered to vote, come out in droves for any statewide or Presidential Election.

Queer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

86 The city's migrant crisis has become "a specter that demagogues can use as the threat du jour," says City Councilman Justin Brannan. "It used to be 'defund the police' or bail reform. Now this is the new thing they can divide and conquer on."

Weren't the demagogues that used 'defund the police' and/or 'bail reform' Progressives?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Besides free handouts, they have to be getting under the table work

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (fwDg9)

88 85 NY Mayoral races routinely get 14pct turnout, council and other seats, routinely get 3-8pct turnout, yet these same people who cannot be bothered to vote, come out in droves for any statewide or Presidential Election.

Queer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

========

"This is normal behavior. Don't look into it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

89 It's been really warm for winter in the mid-Atlantic and DC area so far...it will get real next week as true winter weather (aka, a few degrees below normal and maybe some actual snow) hit...
Posted by: Nova Local

This is an El Niño winter, and those have a history of producing some big time snows in the Washington, DC region. For example, the last El Niño winter produced one of top three largest blizzards in the history of city back in January of 2016.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

90 The only part of this story that makes me sad is it isn't worse.

Let the cities burn.
Cleanse the filth and vermin from the land.
Let them eat the sawdust they've been feeding the rest of us.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (MM6+c)

91 Old cover for stolen goods: it fell off a truck
New cover: I got it at a Farmer's market

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (4MJug)

92 This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorker's consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.

Safe Prediction: Biden will garner 84% of New Yorker's vote in 2024.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Absolutely true, and absolutely the reason that border governors need to send more.

Posted by: Candidus at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (i2uNS)

93 NYC streetwalkers hardest hit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (eYF7X)

94 Periodic reminder from Uncle Ballistic that if you're one of us and you're still in a Democrat-run city of any size, you done fucked up.

The time to leave was yesterday. Today is the next-best time.



This is gong to be the new civil war. It's not going to be Bubba and the good ol' boys squaring off against the Fedgov.
There is not enough housing, not enough jobs, not enough money, food, charity, or other support for the millions that have flooded this country since Pudding-brain took office. The cities will devolve into squalid fiefdoms ruled by warlords, where the those who still remain will fight over the scraps to stay alive.

You'd do well to not be there when the shit goes down. I give it another 8 months, tops.

Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (oqH4h)

95 These people aren't coming here to work.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM (RVloE)

96
OT from previous thread --

Why is Trump's former aide Cassidy Hutchinson called Madison Cornbread by Chuy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (YBT+Q)

97 Old playlists?

I've got underwear older than your oldest playlist, Sonny.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (AiZBA)

98 Illegal aliens and domestic bums stabbing each other?
Faster please!

Posted by: Brent Crude at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (dzA6Z)

99 New York and D.C. need more diversity. Much, much more diversity.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (PWI4f)

100 This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorkers consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.

--

Who wants to be the one to tell them? Ok, I will. You brought it on yourselves. Enjoy your sh*thole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (/y7Ab)

101 Safe Prediction: Biden will garner 84% of New Yorker's vote in 2024.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (3qE2b)
++++
Probably.

And 92% of the ballots.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)

102 Remember they are seeking "asylum" because their home countries are so dangerous. Of course, the crime rate in American cities is actually higher then where they come from.

And...they travel back to those same countries they are seeking "asylum" from for vacations once they get "asylum"

But...they get a government check here that they actually have to work for there so...its all good or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (ibTVg)

103 Think of how strong all of this Diversity is making NYC.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (RVloE)

104 Back in the day people broadcast hobo -bum fights on the net. Start an Illegal Immigrant brawl federation and take it nationwide. Different categories wght , age, weaponry, sex. The winner of each category is given citizenship, the losers if they survive are immediately put on a plane to their home country.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (Yem6A)

105 NY Mayoral races routinely get 14pct turnout, council and other seats, routinely get 3-8pct turnout, yet these same people who cannot be bothered to vote, come out in droves for any statewide or Presidential Election.
____

We need a new Schoolhouse Rock story about the warehouses of lonely unused ballots that fear their inevitable end in the shredder every election, until one day, in the federal election, they find a new purpose....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (fs1hN)

106 >>Illegal aliens and domestic bums stabbing each other?


Dana White should be turning this into cold hard cash.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (RVloE)

107 15 NYC needs to fully defund the police and use that money to care for deserving illegals. NYC is rayciss!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 02:46 PM (LVNnd)
----
YES YES YES!
Instead of cops they need to send in Social Workers armed with hot cups of cocoa and hot pants (well you know they'll be assaulted! Sheesh)

Posted by: Ciampino - That was their platform during the St George riots at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (qfLjt)

108 Weren't the demagogues that used 'defund the police' and/or 'bail reform' Progressives?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
Yes. That's her point. They're not demagogues, of course, they're just justice-oriented liberators, but that's her point.

Her problem is that nasty hateful bastards use the Progs' terrible ideas ("defund the police" or "bail reform" or "sanctuary city" or "open border" or whatever else) to "divide" their base.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (Zp1WF)

109 No sympathy for invaders.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2024 02:53 PM


In fairness, it was a pretty good arcade game in its day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Austin has prostrate cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

111 "Is this one of those "root for casualties" situations?"

That and multiple days of sub-zero weather.

Then advertise flights going back to the tropical places they came from.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (ou9hh)

112 It's a 3rd world life for us
Posted by: Skip

And now I'm imagining the migrants and bums as freckled waifs dancing with mops and brooms.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (syFbK)

113 As far as NYC, Mayor Adams should just basically stop worrying about what the Biden Administration thinks and do as the conservative guy on radio in NYC says-Ship them all to outside the WH. At least some people would think he had some balls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (RSbhh)

114 Speaking of...

@BNONews 2m
BREAKING: Gunmen storm TV channel in Ecuador, take hostages

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (IG4Id)

115 81 43 It's been really warm for winter in the mid-Atlantic and DC area so far...it will get real next week as true winter weather (aka, a few degrees below normal and maybe some actual snow) hit...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (exHjb)

Yep, Chicago's expecting at least 24 hours of subzero temps this weekend. Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (4MJug)

116 I was recently told that the reason Biden gets total coverage of all his foibles is that he spent over 40 years in Washington, so all the people covering for him are his close friends. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (0uQp2)

117 Back in the day people broadcast hobo -bum fights on the net. Start an Illegal Immigrant brawl federation and take it nationwide. Different categories wght , age, weaponry, sex. The winner of each category is given citizenship, the losers if they survive are immediately put on a plane to their home country.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 02:59 PM (Yem6A)

And have them fight nekkid like the Romans did.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Edu7X)

118
They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds, while many are armed with knives and typically petty crimes can be rampant.


"Diversity is like a big, multi ingredient salad (awash in urea, E. coli and vomitus)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM (YBT+Q)

119 This is an El Niño winter, and those have a history of producing some big time snows in the Washington, DC region. For example, the last El Niño winter produced one of top three largest blizzards in the history of city back in January of 2016.
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

Yep, 'member that one. My oldest daughter was a senior in HS and actually took it upon herself to help me shovel out the drive.

Haven't had much snow at all since then.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM (N3zMI)

120 Remember when America was a First World country?

That was nice. I miss that.


Speaking of which - I went to the local covfefe shop the other day. On my way out, I held the door for the 20-something kid behind me. As we exited, he snorted, "people today are all wrapped up in themselves and don't care about anybody." I had no idea what he was blathering about until he turned to me and said, "Thanks for holding the door."

"Well, I grew up in a different time,"
I replied, to which he said, "I'm almost jealous."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Q0kLU)

121 Soon a cold White Castle slider will the cost a NYC street beejer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (eYF7X)

122 And now I'm imagining the migrants and bums as freckled waifs dancing with mops and brooms.

Just like Oliver Twist, "Please sir, I want some more."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (RSbhh)

123 Bums and illegal aliens; 2 groups that Democrats value much more than people who pay taxes and make things work. It's a damn shame really.

Maybe we can throw in convicted felons and sexual deviants-2 more groups more important than taxpayers-into the mix.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (tRd71)

124 Impressive Grand Slam there, RMBS!
Are you sure you are really working for the great Commonwealth of you know who?

Posted by: RI Red at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (CTjQI)

125 Grabbing the sidewalk spaces Americans won't take.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (njExo)

126 Reading these stories of invasion day after day for 3 years I think if Big Mike or Oprah or Cher or even Babs Streisand replace Biden it will do this country good to finally look fate in the face. Rather than accept another 4 years of it being republican/conservatives/trump supporters fault.

Posted by: old chick at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (sOete)

127 I call them pawn people or that pawn generation.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (J8LnB)

128 NYC streetwalkers hardest hit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM


Twenty bucks just doesn't go as far as it did, thanks to Brandon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)

129 That street vendor selling the CVS stuff in front of CVS is as clever as that Fortune Teller last month who gave a woman three days to live and some candy, and the woman died several days later.

Posted by: JCG at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (7Cozr)

130 I do think many, most are hete to work and send money back to families. Many are here for the criminal enterprise

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (fwDg9)

131 Wait

Where in the World is Lloyd Austin has cancer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (Acdbr)

132 Hey, life is great, You just need money.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (vFG9F)

133
Twenty bucks just doesn't go as far as it did, thanks to Brandon.


$40 in Bidenbux, same as in town

Posted by: Hookers Local 6969 Stewart at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ibTVg)

134 101 Safe Prediction: Biden will garner 84% of New Yorker's vote in 2024.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (3qE2b)
++++
Probably.

And 92% of the ballots.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)


Does that include our mail-in ballots from Mexico, and all points south?

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (4MJug)

135 Who had multi-cultural race wars on their dystopian bingo card?

I did...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (Q4IgG)

136 120 "Well, I grew up in a different time," I replied, to which he said, "I'm almost jealous."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM (Q0kLU)

========

DU occasionally brings us these kinds of weird dichotomies where the left wonders why culture has gotten so bad and then immediately turn around and blame it on the backwards conservatives who are keeping the culture from progressing further.

The left wants the safety of the 1950s while being able to fly their freak flags in kindergartens at the same time without noting that...people didn't fly freak flags in the 1950s for a reason, which was one reason why the 1950s were generally safer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

137
The illegals aren't going to live like us. The plan is that we're all going to live like them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2024 03:04 PM (G6qJm)

138
Jim Clyburn is a midwit nullity who is in Congress solely because "someone has to win this 'reserved for Affirmative Action pyrsyn only' seat".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2024 03:04 PM (YBT+Q)

139 "asylum-seeker"

Hilarious

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2024 03:04 PM (i7Q7S)

140 Austin has prostrate cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM


Is that code for too many Progressives and Californians?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

141 >>I do think many, most are hete to work and send money back to families.


Not until they secure Federal Funding.

Then, maybe, they will find work off the books or exploiting some criminal enterprise.

Then they will send money home and import more impoverished 3rd worlders via loopholes in our system.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:05 PM (RVloE)

142 Can we stop calling them asylum seekers? They’re illegal aliens.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 03:05 PM (u73oe)

143 I told you, they had to remove the midget from Darth Lloyd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Acdbr)

144 I like Kurt Schlichter's setup described in his new novel "Attack."

The US-Mex border is from sea to sea and extends quite a ways out into the waters each end. It's concrete and 60 feet high, with a 100 yard strip this side, roadway at center, and tall electrified cyclone fence with razor wire atop. It is heavily patrolled by trained men in uniform carrying heavy full-auto rifles.

If you are in the space you are shot dead. Signage warns you in many languages on the south side of the wall.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 09, 2024 03:06 PM (KiBMU)

145 >>Grabbing the sidewalk spaces Americans won't take.


Shitting in vestibules Americans won't shit in.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:06 PM (RVloE)

146 Fenelon, I posted this for you but I think you had retired last night:

Did you hear about that new Indian restaurant on the Moon?

The food was out of this world but there was no atmosphere.

Posted by: Ciampino - That was their platform during the St George riots! at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (qfLjt)

147 Canadian Rebel News reporter falsely arrested for assaulting a police officer. Judge for yourself-

https://youtu.be/UnUfUoFODRg

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (fs1hN)

148 Hundreds of bronze grave markers stolen from SoCal cemetery to sell as scrap metal.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (hUvnA)

149 140 Austin has prostrate cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM
--------------
Imagine a General who can't shoot bullets. Its easy if you try.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (LVNnd)

150
"Well, I grew up in a different time," I replied, to which he said, "I'm almost jealous."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 03:01 PM


Nice account. I'm not willing to give up on the younger generation. Some will figure it out. But will it be enough?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3qE2b)

151 142 Can we stop calling them asylum seekers? They’re illegal aliens.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 03:05 PM (u73oe)

I hear you and agree, but the huge majority are illegal "economic migrants", yet they all claim to seek asylum.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (4MJug)

152 Soylent Green is people.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (iziT8)

153 NYC streetwalkers hardest hit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2024 02:57 PM


Don't ask why, but I'm currently reading The Diary of a London Call Girl. There may be more ways of writing about sex that make it incredibly dull and tedious, but they'd be hard to find.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (Q0kLU)

154 Shitting in vestibules Americans won't shit in.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:06 PM


No problemo aqui.

Posted by: The Sidewalks of San Francisco at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (a3Q+t)

155 The joke sucked. Whoooshh.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (J8LnB)

156 >>Hundreds of bronze grave markers stolen from SoCal cemetery to sell as scrap metal.


Urban Mining is a Growth Secotr.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:09 PM (RVloE)

157 150 Nice account. I'm not willing to give up on the younger generation. Some will figure it out. But will it be enough?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3qE2b)

========

My mom told me a story about one of the friends of my youngest brother.

This friend has been raised by uber progressives his whole life, and he looked over to my brother one day and said, "You heard of this Stephen Crowder guy? He just makes sense, you know?"

Kids tend to rebel, and the progressive left has left a wasteland to rebel against.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

158 On Sunday, game developer Seanathan Bates discovered a working iPhone that fell 16,000 from Alaska Airlines flight 1282 on Friday. Flight 1282 suffered an explosive decompression event when a door plug blew off the plane. No one was seriously injured during the incident. The iPhone wasn't seriously injured, either—still unlocked and with a torn charging cable connector plugged in, it appeared largely undamaged and displayed information that matched the flight.

"Found an iPhone on the side of the road," wrote Bates in a post on X. "Still in airplane mode with half a battery and open to a baggage claim for #AlaskaAirlines ASA1282 Survived a 16,000 foot drop perfectly in tact!"

… it takes a lickin and keeps on ticking ..

Sorry .. that’s a TIMEX

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

159 Well, duh. It's New York City. There is no good salsa. But with money, you can buy the fine imported from Texas stuff.

It's astounding this has to be explained in 2024.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

Back pre-1995, no, we definitely had no salsa. But since the Clinton/Bush/Obama years and their furious importing of Mexicans and Central Americans to NYC, we now have plenty of salsa, thanks.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at January 09, 2024 03:10 PM (TIizU)

160 Spelled it wrong

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:10 PM (63Dwl)

161 Austin has prostrate cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Dear trans-men, aka fake men.

THIS is why you will never be a man no matter how bad you want to be. You will never have to worry about dying from that.

Dear trans-women, aka, fake women.

Get your shit checked. You still have to worry about dying from prostate cancer whether you think you are female or not.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:10 PM (kfkXh)

162 It's basically Deadwood.


God rest the souls of that poor family... and p*ssy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 09, 2024 03:10 PM (og5mY)

163 Wait until the local government begins to "nudge" the locals into housing the illegals.

And by "nudge" I mean force. Because that's where this is going.

If the local government(s) won't take care of the problem because reasons, they'll off-load the problem onto the citizens. As long as the grift keeps flowing the movers and shakers couldn't give a fuck what the public has to deal with as long as they've got cash, lights, heat and food.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 03:11 PM (Q4IgG)

164 I hear you and agree, but the huge majority are illegal "economic migrants", yet they all claim to seek asylum.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (4MJug)
++++
It's all code language.

In the Press and at all levels of government, they're "asylum-seekers" or "migrants" or, at worse, "undocumented migrants." This is to try to engender sympathy and tolerance for the invasion. They're not looting colonists flooding in to take over, they're oppressed people in terror for their lives!

To call them what they are (illegal aliens, invaders, colonists, etc. - take your pick) will not engender such sympathy or tolerance. Crucially, calling them what they are makes it much, much harder for the Progs to use their preferred weapon: guilt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:11 PM (Zp1WF)

165 If we won't wall off the border with Mexico, how about the border with NYC? "Escape from NY" style

Posted by: brak at January 09, 2024 03:11 PM (AR07F)

166 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 03:08 PM (Q0kLU)

If you have to do it as a job with at least some people who you find unattractive and most of whom you neither know nor like and pretend to be interested it must be dull and tedious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (RSbhh)

167 … it takes a lickin and keeps on ticking ..

Sorry .. that’s a TIMEX
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 03:09 PM


That's not the only thing.

Posted by: Huma at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (a3Q+t)

168 165 If we won't wall off the border with Mexico, how about the border with NYC? "Escape from NY" style
Posted by: brak at January 09, 2024 03:11 PM (AR07F)

========

We won't be losing a president in it, will we?

Because that would be terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

169 Obligatory:
The gang wars are going to be epic.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

170 Wait

Where in the World is Lloyd Austin has cancer?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 03:03 PM (Acdbr)


I hope it isn't one of those unexplainable fast exhibiting cancers that have been popping in the western world for some reason.
I also hope his BMI is lower than a buddy of mine's who can't get surgery by the VA until he loses another 20 lbs.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (D7oie)

171 Oh, man. I am so sorry that is happening to NYC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2024 03:13 PM (2ovLw)

172
My mom told me a story about one of the friends of my youngest brother.

This friend has been raised by uber progressives his whole life, and he looked over to my brother one day and said, "You heard of this Stephen Crowder guy? He just makes sense, you know?"

Kids tend to rebel, and the progressive left has left a wasteland to rebel against.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

Alex Keaton has entered the Chat.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 03:13 PM (N3zMI)

173 "Well, I grew up in a different time," I replied, to which he said, "I'm almost jealous."

===================

Yes, gay people were openly made fun of, trannies only existed in very extreme circumstances and often only in mental hospitals, and there were white male role models.

The horror.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2024 03:13 PM (i7Q7S)

174 Nice account. I'm not willing to give up on the younger generation. Some will figure it out. But will it be enough?

Posted by: Divide by Zero


The ones that don't won't make it. The situation will sort itself out, though not without a ton of collateral damage.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at January 09, 2024 03:13 PM (OUMaO)

175 147 Canadian Rebel News reporter falsely arrested for assaulting a police officer. Judge for yourself-

https://youtu.be/UnUfUoFODRg
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (fs1hN)

Coming to the USA in Biden's second term.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (Wiz5H)

176 110 Austin has prostrate cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (63Dwl)
----
Too much genuflection or is it prostate?

Posted by: Ciampino - Sorry couldn't resist at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (qfLjt)

177 "BTW my son is autistic and it has taken over a year to get him on SSI disability."

My husband was in process for two years to get approved for SS disability.

They approved him six weeks after he died.

But yeah, Hernandez needs his check...

Posted by: barbarausa at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (enw9G)

178 Oh, man. I am so sorry that is happening to NYC.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hahahaha, you're funny.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (mpLQG)

179 The cemetery dates to the late 1800's, many Civil War veterans buried there.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (hUvnA)

180 -A street vendor selling the same items missing from CVS in front of CVS

Why don't CVS just steal them back?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (2ovLw)

181 We won't be losing a president in it, will we?

Because that would be terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)


John Harker was a POS who should have never been allowed to stand for election.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (D7oie)

182 163 Wait until the local government begins to "nudge" the locals into housing the illegals.

And by "nudge" I mean force. Because that's where this is going.
-----------
I think the govmnt will subsidize rent for the illegals driving up prices even more. Eventually it will be the citizen that will be on the street.

Posted by: ET at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (spjJL)

183 Market street in SF is devolving into a ghost town. I am not looking forward to the day when the DT America peeps begin foraging in the suburbs because there is nothing left to loot on their home turf.

By my estimate about 10% of the population consists of illegal aliens; this will not end well. The odds of the illegal alien invasion acting as a balkanization force grows with each million or so that are showing up.

https://youtu.be/5UWIyGDnHmk

Posted by: lost in space at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (IpLVR)

184 "It's basically Deadwood"


God rest the souls of that poor family... and p*ssy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 09, 2024 03:10 PM (og5mY)


"Shut up, ya loopy cvnt!"

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (+cH+C)

185 The shelters are all overflowing? That’s a shame. Send more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (u73oe)

186 Stone markers were smashed for sport.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 03:15 PM (hUvnA)

187 Trash people taking out other trash people. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: nckate at January 09, 2024 03:16 PM (EPm6B)

188 Hahahaha, you're funny.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 03:14 PM (mpLQG)


Yo - disco partner! How you be??

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 03:16 PM (+cH+C)

189 186 Stone markers were smashed for sport.
--------------
Prelude to killing you and wearing your skin. Its a big duh moment.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:16 PM (LVNnd)

190 If NYC was serious about thwarting the illegal tent city they'd use firehoses to knock the tents down.

I suspect the CoC and too many other folks think that the migrants "will do the jobs our native Yutes won't or can't do"

But I suspect the incoming hordes have gotten the word that Bai-den is happy to have mostly welfare cases. Someone quite powerful is trying to push Cloward-Piven much faster and harder. I don't know what that evil doer expects to gain. Perhaps just expects to gain a huge amount of power when the final vestiges of the republic of the United States collapse.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2024 03:17 PM (3cGpq)

191
I used to have to travel to Manhattan for business, a smile on my face and the usual West Michigan nice attitude.

An elderly client lady told me the last time to stop it and "put on my game face."

The town has always been angry rude. Siding with the Guatemalan gangs on this fight.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 03:17 PM (j4U/Z)

192 Austin had a "small elective procedure" to treat prostate cancer. 8 days later he was in the ICU for 4 days because of "pain".

Translation: He had a radical prostatectomy and was hospitalized 8 days later in the ICU with postop sepsis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2024 03:18 PM (2ovLw)

193 A few years ago, when friends would tell me they were retiring to Costa Rica or Mexico, they'd rave about the weather and the cost of living, and then I'd say, "Yeah, but you're in Central America."
Now I'm here with crappy weather, an unaffordable cost of living, ever-increasing crime, a corrupt and vindictive government, and fewer and fewer people who speak English.
I'm in Central America, but without the good stuff.

Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2024 03:18 PM (hqVaF)

194 This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:18 PM (Zp1WF)

195 I do think many, most are hete to work and send money back to families. Many are here for the criminal enterprise

--

Working in the nation while being here illegally *IS* the criminal enterprise.

If you earn a penny here, you're a criminal. It doesn't matter what Abuela Venezuala wants. If you cross the border illegally and sweep a floor and someone gives you $5 for the job, you're a criminal.

There are no "non criminal" illegals.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 03:20 PM (Im460)

196 Translation: He had a radical prostatectomy and was hospitalized 8 days later in the ICU with postop sepsis.


ugh I hate to hear this

people don't understand how bad the post-op situation can be with that prostatectomy. it's no bed of roses. I feel for him honestly.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 09, 2024 03:20 PM (AcWfM)

197 Yo - disco partner! How you be??
Posted by: Doof

Hey, hey! Living the good life, though sad my extended vacation is over.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 03:20 PM (mpLQG)

198 Heh. Adoptable dogs segment on local TV news, pup was excited - big red stiffy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (hUvnA)

199 Randall's Island. Think "cleansing fire," you dopes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Angsy)

200 This much is true: A whopping 84% of New Yorkers consider the influx of migrants a serious problem.

-------------

And will keep voting D!

Good and hard ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (V9heG)

201 A street vendor selling the same items missing from CVS in front of CVS

Why don't CVS just steal them back?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Big goomba walks out front doors, hit thief upside the head with a sap, take CVS's stuff back inside.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (kfkXh)

202 Bum fights!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (R4t5M)

203 This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

something tells me she has nothing to worry about

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

204 200 And will keep voting D!

Good and hard ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:21 PM (V9heG)

========

"What else can we do? Republicans hate the gays."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

205 Cases of TB have been reported all over eastern MA since DeSantis sent the batch of illegals to Martha's Vineyard and they were then sent to Cape Cod. Not that there's any connection or anything.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

206 http://tiny.cc/4imyvz nice now off to happy hour

Posted by: doug at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (8/lc0)

207 Randall's Island. Think "cleansing fire," you dopes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


A-10 strafing run.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (kfkXh)

208 "I feel for him honestly."

I felt for his prostate, too. Don't tell my husband!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (hqVaF)

209 NYC, more specifically the city government is running a fairly transparent con-job. They want more money from FedGov.

To line their own pockets with for having to deal with the annoying brown people.

I think the various ethnic groups just hate each other and this sort of thing was bound to happen if someone with an iota of sense had given it some thought.

What's the over/under on fight night in Brownsville, TX?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (Q4IgG)

210 194 This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz
____

I'm guessing she's a natural blonde. Scandi perhaps?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (fs1hN)

211 205 Cases of TB have been reported all over eastern MA since DeSantis sent the batch of illegals to Martha's Vineyard and they were then sent to Cape Cod. Not that there's any connection or anything.
----------------
No reports of leprosy. That's too bad.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (LVNnd)

212 But pretending the issue is messaging, not President Biden's policies, is a delusional farce.

------------


Old & Busted: Tragifarce.
New Hotness: Delusifarce.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (V9heG)

213 Hey, hey! Living the good life, though sad my extended vacation is over.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 03:20 PM (mpLQG)


Glad to hear things are good!

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (+cH+C)

214 A-10 strafing run.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:22 PM (kfkXh)
----
Fuel-air explosives.

Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (oqH4h)

215 >>This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz


When I retire I hope to live in a small cabin on her Mons.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:23 PM (RVloE)

216 Milton Friedman said "you can't have open borders and a welfare system."

He was wrong, unless he left off: or you won't have a country.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (lhEU1)

217 Austin had a "small elective procedure" to treat prostate cancer. 8 days later he was in the ICU for 4 days because of "pain".

Translation: He had a radical prostatectomy and was hospitalized 8 days later in the ICU with postop sepsis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


And that's with Cadillac health care. Imagine the Trabant healthcare we have.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (kfkXh)

218 >>Randall's Island. Think "cleansing fire," you dopes.

Funny should mention fire. The FDNY training facility occupies a good portion of Randall's Island.

It's right next to an indoor tennis center where John McEnroe teaches rich women from NYC how to suck just a little bit less at tennis for obscene amounts of money.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

219 Milton Friedman said "you can't have open borders and a welfare system."

He was wrong, unless he left off: or you won't have a country.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (lhEU1)
++++
He will, eventually, be right. The welfare system will collapse when the colonists finally kill off the host. Then it will be just like home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Zp1WF)

220 You can almost see her triangular pastry.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2024 03:25 PM (RVloE)

221 They are...
My name is Buck. And I came here to f

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 09, 2024 03:25 PM (J8LnB)

222 What's the over/under on fight night in Brownsville, TX?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Every night is fight night in Brownsville.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:25 PM (kfkXh)

223 A street vendor selling the same items missing from CVS in front of CVS

---------------

"Capitalism bitchez!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:25 PM (V9heG)

224 As these hordes of illegals stray out of time square, into areas like the East Village, Tribeca, and the Uppers, then Adams will finally start to do something, because then the people with money who control his future will be pissed.

But really there's no way out of this beyond mass deportation. If Trump or DeSantis wins they need to make it very clear that illegals will be arrested and removed from ther country. Even if it's not possible, maybe at least scaring these people will get them to start fleeing on their own.

Next needs to be directly targeting Mexico, as they are helping these people along

Posted by: Rbastid at January 09, 2024 03:26 PM (5+s9S)

225 203 This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Now we are talking. Outstanding contribution!

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 03:26 PM (j4U/Z)

226 It's right next to an indoor tennis center where John McEnroe teaches rich women from NYC how to suck just a little bit less at tennis for obscene amounts of money.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
----
I stopped reading at "suck."

Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2024 03:26 PM (oqH4h)

227 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 03:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

228 147 Canadian Rebel News reporter falsely arrested for assaulting a police officer. Judge for yourself-

https://youtu.be/UnUfUoFODRg

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (fs1hN)
----
Where's our media outrage? O sorry, Canada is now full fascist with Benito Turdeaux in charge.

Posted by: Ciampino - It won't be long till the castor oil gets used at January 09, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)

229 Send all the illegals with smallpox, typhus, mumps, etc to Boston and NYC. Kinda like a bioweapon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:27 PM (R4t5M)

230 -A street vendor selling the same items missing from CVS in front of CVS


That's cajones right there, boy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 03:27 PM (7Q7Ca)

231 What's the over/under on fight night in Brownsville, TX?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Every night is fight night in Brownsville.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 03:25 PM (kfkXh)

-------------

The first rule of fight night is ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:27 PM (V9heG)

232 @209

>>I think the various ethnic groups just hate each other and this sort of thing was bound to happen if someone with an iota of sense had given it some thought.

Wait, are you suggesting Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Blacks, Peruvians, et al don't live by the Hakuna Matata code and it's really just a racial spoils system?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 03:28 PM (zsagX)

233 That's cajones right there, boy.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 03:27 PM (7Q7Ca)
++++
No it isn't. That's the problem. It's not bold or audacious. It's just ... the way it is. The person knows that nothing will happen as a consequence and there will be no personal consequences and no price to be paid.

It's not cajones, it's contempt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:28 PM (Zp1WF)

234 Now I'm here with crappy weather, an unaffordable cost of living, ever-increasing crime, a corrupt and vindictive government, and fewer and fewer people who speak English.
I'm in Central America, but without the good stuff.
Posted by: Wally

Where I live, there are "several" Wal-Marts to reach to shop in. My wife and I went into a Wal - Mart a few months ago, and it was like we stepped into a Third World store. I mean...no shit...as white people, we were in the distinct minority. And the place was pretty crowded.
An awful lot of Spanish-speaking folks, and a lot of other languages mixed in.
I have shopped in that Wal- Mart (off and on) for years, but that was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 09, 2024 03:28 PM (vcOmj)

235
Soylent Wetbacks is -- uh, high-nitrogen fertilizer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2024 03:29 PM (7xqnr)

236 So glad Biden has restored dignity and norms to our country.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 09, 2024 03:29 PM (RD93s)

237 Aaaand....this is a problem...because...?!?

Posted by: Kauf at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (K99w4)

238 Aaaand....this is a problem...because...?!?
Posted by: Kauf at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (K99w4)
++++
Spillover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (Zp1WF)

239 Appeals Court Skeptical of Trump Immunity: Biden Judge Asks Trump Lawyer if President Can Order SEAL Team 6 to Assassinate Rivals

Trump warns: Ex-president says he HAS to have immunity otherwise Obama would have been criminally prosecuted for drone strikes

If Presidents have no immunity, then why should judges have immunity ?

.. this ain't gonna be a yes or no answer

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

240
It's not cajones, it's contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:28 PM (Zp1WF)



Well, there's that.

But still.....

"I just stole all your shit, now I'm selling it right outside your door."

Takes a certain, how do you say, je ne sais quoi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (7Q7Ca)

241 Where's a good Community organizer when you need one?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2024 03:31 PM (Z1/eR)

242 >>> >>This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz

=====

Using the term "clad" fairly loosely.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 09, 2024 03:31 PM (JfxgE)

243 239 If Presidents have no immunity, then why should judges have immunity ?

.. this ain't gonna be a yes or no answer
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

=======

Judges will be the last to lose immunity since governmental immunity is a creation of the courts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

244 (sidebar comment)

I saw The Edgar Winter Group in '95 at Killians in Ybor City. Really.

They were great!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 09, 2024 03:31 PM (sAmhv)

245 The situation will get worse as frigid conditions descend on most of the country.
.......

Those mud huts and shanty shacks back home must be looking pretty darn good right about now, eh neighbor?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

246 Moroccan migrant Nabil Jajhlaq added, "There is a lot of stealing.

"If you put your phone down or your charger for a moment, they take it immediately. Any of your stuff that you don't have they will take.
-
Well, they're definitely Democrat voters.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 03:33 PM (Dnobf)

247 No it isn't. That's the problem. It's not bold or audacious. It's just ... the way it is. The person knows that nothing will happen as a consequence and there will be no personal consequences and no price to be paid.

It's not cajones, it's contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:28 PM (Zp1WF)

I know all this chaos is going on in this country, but, so far, it's not happening in my corner. Reality is coming; I wonder what form....

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:33 PM (lhEU1)

248 Not gonna make it in to work today, boss. Minor case of leprosy. Lost a finger.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at January 09, 2024 03:33 PM (NBVIP)

249 Come to America, get stabbed, die and you family wins millions. Worked out all around.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 09, 2024 03:33 PM (fMhOl)

250 It's right next to an indoor tennis center where John McEnroe teaches rich women from NYC how to suck just a little bit less at tennis for obscene amounts of money.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

-----------

I was expecting that sentence to end with "for obscene outbursts & taunts."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (CqaQ1)

251 This attractive woman in a nightgown managed to have a coherent conservative political opinion about illegal immigration while managing to sit upright and not needing "political conversion underwear" and overhead photo shoots in order to get her to the right side politically speaking:

http://tinyurl.com/2hcfuz87

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (RSbhh)

252 I guess prisons are only for Jan 6 protestors

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

253 This attractive woman in a nightgown managed to have a coherent conservative political opinion about illegal immigration while managing to sit upright and not needing "political conversion underwear" and overhead photo shoots in order to get her to the right side politically speaking:

http://tinyurl.com/2hcfuz87
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (RSbhh)
++++
The sultry minx is showing her knees!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:35 PM (Zp1WF)

254 I didn't know Bartertown was so close.

Posted by: Mel at January 09, 2024 03:35 PM (ERcy3)

255 Fuck those New Yorkers. They voted for that shit sandwich, now take a bite.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (pohLc)

256 252 I guess prisons are only for Jan 6 protestors
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

=========

And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

257 >>NYC, more specifically the city government is running a fairly transparent con-job. They want more money from FedGov.

Yea they want more money but no this is not a con job. This is the proverbial black swan for big city Democrat mayors. They've been big proponents of illegals for years because they needed and could handle the relatively small number that came in every years.

What's happening now thanks to Abbott and DeSantis is breaking the cities. Not just financially, which it is, but just the sheer number of people they have no room for and no clue what to do with. I do a bit of work with the NYC government and this is a real crisis for them and no matter what they say publicly they know where the blame lies.

I was in NYC about a half dozen times last year and it got worse every time I was there. The media won't talk about it for obvious reasons but it's bad and eventually it won't stay in the cities.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

258 http://tinyurl.com/2hcfuz87
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
____

Nice, thank you.

And remember, check the nick, before you click!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (fs1hN)

259 I was expecting that sentence to end with "for obscene outbursts & taunts."
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (CqaQ1)

You can't be serious.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (R4t5M)

260 256 252 I guess prisons are only for Jan 6 protestors
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

=========

And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

Firm but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

261 I don't understand how this could be happening.

We were assured that the Bad Orange Man was wrong when he claimed "they aren't sending their best."

Posted by: reason at January 09, 2024 03:37 PM (A/hyo)

262 Summer of Love, The Sequel, is coming soon.

Posted by: Mel at January 09, 2024 03:37 PM (ERcy3)

263 Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

264 NYT: Why Iowa Turned So Red When Nearby States Went Blue. Over the past 15 years, the Upper Midwest has seen a remarkable state-by-state sorting of voters along partisan lines.

...over the past 15 years the Upper Midwest saw Iowa turn into a beacon of Donald J. Trump’s populism, North and South Dakota shed storied histories of prairie populism for a conservatism that reflected the national G.O.P., and Illinois and Minnesota move dramatically leftward. (Sandwiched in between, Wisconsin found an uncomfortable parity between its conservative rural counties and its more industrial and academic centers in Milwaukee and Madison.)


A very liberal friend of mine from PA School was ebullient in 2008 over her home state of Iowa going for Barack Obama. When I expressed my surprise that a rural Midwestern State would go for the Democratic candidate, she declared flatly: "We're liberal in Iowa!" She must not be very happy right now.

I fear we are also in trouble in Wisconsin. Trump carried it in 2016 and Biden only carried it by 20,000 in 2020. Obama did remarkably well in northern Wisconsin rural counties. Those counties are now mostly lost.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (ycI94)

265 What's happening now thanks to Abbott and DeSantis is breaking the cities. Not just financially, which it is, but just the sheer number of people they have no room for and no clue what to do with. I do a bit of work with the NYC government and this is a real crisis for them and no matter what they say publicly they know where the blame lies.
____

I don't think Abbot and DeSantis are sending this many. I still think Biden admin is sending the vast bulk of them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (fs1hN)

266 FenelonSpoke

Very nice picture. Uh..., is her grandmother widowed?

Prayers ascending for Jessie.

And I may text you later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (u82oZ)

267 They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds, while many are armed with knives and typically petty crimes can be rampant.

But ... but ... I was assured that diversity was our strength! Assured, I tell you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2024 03:39 PM (ji2jZ)

268 This underwear-clad blonde in bed hopes to never be even in the same county as one of these camps:
http://tiny.cc/4imyvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I wonder if I told her she had a beautiful body, if she'd hold it against me.

Also....nipples.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:39 PM (xcxpd)

269 263 Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?
--------------
Umm, when you're the Secretary of Defense and you don't want anyone knowing you can't shoot bullets anymore.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:39 PM (LVNnd)

270 ... A very liberal friend of mine from PA School was ebullient in 2008 over her home state of Iowa going for Barack Obama. When I expressed my surprise that a rural Midwestern State would go for the Democratic candidate, she declared flatly: "We're liberal in Iowa!" She must not be very happy right now. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (ycI94)
++++
She should move to Illinois.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2024 03:39 PM (Zp1WF)

271 Gov Abbott, Keep shipping the illegals to NYC and Chicago. Make them hurt

Posted by: jeff at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ZiwLX)

272 264 I fear we are also in trouble in Wisconsin. Trump carried it in 2016 and Biden only carried it by 20,000 in 2020. Obama did remarkably well in northern Wisconsin rural counties. Those counties are now mostly lost.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (ycI94)

========

The problem is one of messaging.

If only Biden could message better.

Also, cleaning voter rolls is racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

273 >>Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?

You call that a prostate!?

Posted by: Michele Obama's Veiny Cock at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (RVloE)

274 @239

>>.. this ain't gonna be a yes or no answer

It largely doesn't matter as we are in the end stage, because we say so, phase of the death of the republic.

None of what's going on is illegitimate or lawful, so it really doesn't matter what we think.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (zsagX)

275 And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.

Star Trek V had the best sci-fi/discovery basic plot idea of all the original movies. It just...lacked in execution. And writing. And everything else. Significantly.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ycI94)

276 Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?
________

When your fat folds from your 54 percent BMI hang over your prostate area.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (lf83v)

277 265 I don't think Abbot and DeSantis are sending this many. I still think Biden admin is sending the vast bulk of them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (fs1hN)

=======

You know, promising free housing to people attracts them.

A whole host are going on their own.

This is Dunning-Kruger, and the left's pawns in city government seem to have no idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

278 They said some of the migrants around them have split into "camps" based on their ethnicity and native countries, with Hispanics, Africans and Haitians occasionally at odds, while many are armed with knives and typically petty crimes can be rampant.

But ... but ... I was assured that diversity was our strength! Assured, I tell you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2024 03:39 PM (ji2jZ)
.......

It sounds like they are assimilating quite well into American society.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

279 275 And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.

Star Trek V had the best sci-fi/discovery basic plot idea of all the original movies. It just...lacked in execution. And writing. And everything else. Significantly.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ycI94)

=========

McCoy's best scene in all of Star Trek is in V, which is ironic since V is such a borderline unwatchable mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

280 275 And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.

Star Trek V had the best sci-fi/discovery basic plot idea of all the original movies. It just...lacked in execution. And writing. And everything else. Significantly.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ycI94)

It has the one, single, decent line: "What does God need with a starship?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (N3zMI)

281 Are they saintly camps?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

282 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:38 PM (u82oZ)

I'm sure her grandmother would be delighted to date you if she were not married.

Thanks so much for your prayers for Jessie and I would be glad to hear from you, but don't worry about me. I'm fine and don't intend to engage with the fellow who thinks I'm a non religious radical feminist. If he's been here, I haven't seen him and I am more selective about when I post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:42 PM (RSbhh)

283 >>Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?

when it's really acute and you decide to try living longer

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (8uzBS)

284 Lloyd Austin prostate cancer: Defense Secretary had surgery, was under anesthesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UofI4KfnY

Not exactly "elective surgery", methinks.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (TBXBf)

285 Are the buildings on Riker's Island, beloved of L&O, still available for all the illegals?
It won't be long till we get cold-related deaths and all the bleeding hearts will clamor for something to be done (but NIMBY).

Posted by: Ciampino - It won't be long till we get weather problems at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

286 Not gonna make it in to work today, boss. Minor case of leprosy. Lost a finger.
___________

Found it!

Posted by: Stripper at The Cloakroom Gentlemen's Club, Washington DC at January 09, 2024 03:43 PM (lf83v)

287 115 81 43 It's been really warm for winter in the mid-Atlantic and DC area so far...it will get real next week as true winter weather (aka, a few degrees below normal and maybe some actual snow) hit...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2024 02:49 PM (exHjb)

Yep, Chicago's expecting at least 24 hours of subzero temps this weekend. Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:00 PM (4MJug)

Five Below won't be closing in tent city.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (z+ik4)

288 Is there enough work to keep the invaders busy without displacing American workers?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2024 03:44 PM (rJ48h)

289 So, if "Louis" doesn't get papers, and get a good job, he will buy a plane ticket back to Venezuela, right?

Yeah, I didn't think so, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (tkR6S)

290 Austin will be wearing diapers for a while as a result of the surgery.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (lf83v)

291 This attractive woman in a nightgown managed to have a coherent conservative political opinion about illegal immigration while managing to sit upright and not needing "political conversion underwear" and overhead photo shoots in order to get her to the right side politically speaking:

http://tinyurl.com/2hcfuz87
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:34 PM (RSbhh)

!!???

Fen's posting pictures of sluts!!!!

(faints)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (Angsy)

292 Since when is prostate cancer a "small elective surgery"?

Probably because it's typically not something that you either have done right frickin' now or die. The dying part can take years.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2024 03:46 PM (sNc8Y)

293 *and not needing "political conversion underwear" *

Don't drag us into this.

Posted by: Mormons at January 09, 2024 03:46 PM (NBVIP)

294 Not gonna make it in to work today, boss. Minor case of leprosy. Lost a finger.
......

me neither Boss. Got a touch of the prostate cancer. No big deal, see you tomorrow.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

295 217 Austin has sepsis in his prostrate? What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2024 03:46 PM (nnp+f)

296 I mean...no shit...as white people, we were in the distinct minority. And the place was pretty crowded.

------------

We experienced this 20 years ago -- the last time we visited Disneyland.

Granted, it's an international destination -- but 80% of the visitors were speaking Spanish, and the ones we occasionally conversed with were primarily local Californians. I turned to my girlfriend and said "I feel like we're in a third world country."

Anyway, you could see the writing on the wall locally AND nationally even back then. That's when I began seriously planning to eventually escape Califzuela ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (LoICJ)

297 And for those who feel that Star Trek V is the best of the original six films.

Star Trek V had the best sci-fi/discovery basic plot idea of all the original movies. It just...lacked in execution. And writing. And everything else. Significantly.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ycI94)


Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream!

Star Trek V has to be the best.

It's the only Star Trek movie with campfire songs and s'mores!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (nFnyb)

298 Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (Angsy)

LOL. Wearing a nightgown does not make one a slut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 03:47 PM (RSbhh)

299 FenelonSpoke

Life experience is important.

I'm still married, even with my wife and her favorite tight ends on football teams. Fortunately on the TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

300 Coming attractions.

http://tinyurl.com/bdcr5aat

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

301 Austin will be wearing diapers for a while as a result of the surgery.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (lf83v)
.......

So will Mayo Pete. Chasten got a little rough last night.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

302 mr tmz

Do we not have work-camps? Infrastructure to clean up? Super-fund sites to remediate?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:49 PM (u82oZ)

303
Cue the breathless media reports on extreme right wing depravity and cruelty over brave cancer victim.

Who's also a retard.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

304 300 Coming attractions.

http://tinyurl.com/bdcr5aat
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Reporters taken hostage? Ok, that's must-see TV...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (xcxpd)

305 !!???

Fen's posting pictures of sluts!!!!

(faints)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:45 PM (Angsy)

----------

I'm pretty sure I can make out a nipple there.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (LoICJ)

306 *waves to Salty*

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at January 09, 2024 03:50 PM (TBXBf)

307 Coming attractions.

http://tinyurl.com/bdcr5aat
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Now do Jake Tapper.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

308 I'm still married, even with my wife and her favorite tight ends on football teams. Fortunately on the TV.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

So is Travis Kelce a tight end or a beard?

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 03:52 PM (j4U/Z)

309 The Immigrant Wars. Started, they have.

Posted by: Mel at January 09, 2024 03:53 PM (ERcy3)

310 Coming attractions.

http://tinyurl.com/bdcr5aat

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

🚨Armed Gunmen Storm TV Station in Ecuador and take hostages LIVE on air

This is insane


-----------

They're mad as hell and aren't going to take it anymore?

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:54 PM (LoICJ)

311 Lying John Kirby told reporters minutes ago that the days-long delay before Biden was told what's up with Austin was "not optimal."

Now Kirby is yelling to Doocy/FoxNews that there was no gap or fumble in DoD responding to the White House at the SecDef or his Deputy's level, or of DoD Top Command being in total control of what needed to be done while Austin was in the hospital. Yeah, surrrre, John.

Smooth-lying Kirby is really struggling to minimize this Charlie Foxtrot.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2024 03:55 PM (5fDan)

312 Is Coppola ready for a remake of The Godfather yet?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 03:55 PM (LVNnd)

313 NOODitity makes me breath funny.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 03:55 PM (Angsy)

314 FenelonSpoke

Way before I was married, I dated the accomplished widow of a prominent surgeon.

Her story was he would go with her to Nordstrom's or Macy's to the lingerie part of the store. Then he would take some merchandise and throw it on the floor to see how it looked before buying it.

She was mortified.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (u82oZ)

315
307 Coming attractions.

http://tinyurl.com/bdcr5aat
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Canadian Rebel News reporter falsely arrested for assaulting a police officer. Judge for yourself-

https://youtu.be/UnUfUoFODRg
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (fs1hN)

Crimimals take media hostages in Ecuador, cops take reporter in Canada.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (lhEU1)

316 Originally the gunman took 3 hostages, but the technician left because the union told him he has to take his break

Posted by: WKRP in Quito at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (hqVaF)

317 NOOD Epps

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (LoICJ)

318 {{{SMH at God's grace}}}
*Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex.

How are you? Good to see you posting!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:58 PM (u82oZ)

319 Auspex

Travis looks like he is doing OK. He has the look of a self-satisfied millionaire when his team is winning.

But if the Chiefs lose in the playoffs, will Taylor Swift be traded for Selena Gomez?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

320 osted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 03:56 PM (u82oZ)

That's odd. Poor woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2024 04:03 PM (RSbhh)

321 Hundreds of bronze grave markers stolen from SoCal cemetery to sell as scrap metal.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 09, 2024 03:07 PM (hUvnA)

Anyone willing to bet the perps are not illegals?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 04:06 PM (tkR6S)

322 The illegals aren't going to live like us. The plan is that we're all going to live like them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2024 03:04 PM (G6qJm)

Yup. That's the plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2024 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

323 Gov. Abbott needs to bus in some reinforcements...

Posted by: Texas Size at January 09, 2024 04:51 PM (5UE8m)

324 Hi, I log on tߋ your blogs on a regսlar basis.
Your wrіtіng stylе is awesome, keep it up!

Posted by: baffin at January 16, 2024 08:46 PM (eSmdP)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0691 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.023 seconds, 333 records returned.
Page size 175 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat