With Border Crisis Metastizing, Biden Feels Pressure to Strike Deal With Republicans on Deporting Illegals

Republican Failure Theater is real, and it's spectacular.

Pressured by the record levels of migrant crossings reported in December, the Biden administration is weighing whether to restrict a key presidential immigration authority to convince Republican lawmakers to approve more aid to Ukraine and border funding.
A small bipartisan group of senators has been negotiating with the White House since December to see if they can strike a deal on stricter asylum and migration laws, which Republicans have demanded in exchange for supporting President Biden's request for billions of dollars to fund border operations and military assistance to Israel, Taiwan and Ukraine.
While the senators and the White House have reached high-level agreements on tightening asylum interviews, expanding expedited deportations and creating an authority to expel migrants without humanitarian screenings when border agents are overwhelmed, the negotiators have not resolved their differences on some key issues. Among those issues is immigration parole, a legal tool used by the Biden administration to resettle hundreds of thousands of migrants that Republicans want to severely limit.

That's a deal-breaker for me. Biden has created a de facto open borders regime by just "paroling" all fake asylum seekers into the country to await a hearing, which they will probably not bother showing up for, in eight years.

Plenty of time to have an Anchor Baby in eight years. Why bother with the asylum claims?

Senior White House officials have previously told Democrats in Congress that they would not accept the Republican demands to restrict parole. But during a White House meeting on Friday, Mr. Biden's advisers recognized that a border deal with Republicans would not be possible without the administration agreeing on limiting parole, people briefed on those talks told CBS News. Accepting restrictions on parole would be a significant concession to Republicans, since Biden has relied so heavily on the policy.

Ugh. The Republicans' top negotiator says he'll be releasing the text of a deal this week, which signals to me they've given up on the parole issue.

Because the important thing is protecting Ukraine's borders, doncha know.

Republicans' top negotiator on a potential border and immigration deal that could unlock tens of billions in aid for Ukraine said on Sunday that lawmakers could release the text of an agreement as soon as this week.
Sen. James Lankford's (R-Okla.) optimistic remarks are the latest sign that his discussions with Sens. Kyrsten Sinema (I-Ariz.) and Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) could bear fruit after several days of urgent talks in Washington last week and months of behind-the-scenes discussions. The trio and the Biden administration are honing in on an agreement that could raise the standard for claiming asylum and potentially deliver new expulsion and enforcement authorities to the administration. It would also provide significant new resources for border adjudication and staffing.

Nothing in there about limiting Biden's kingly power of parole.

Meanwhile, Biden schemes that he'll "flip the script" on immigration and use it against Republicans.

The Biden administration is attempting to flip the blame for the migrant crisis at the southern border onto Republicans.
In anticipation of Speaker Mike Johnson heading to the U.S. southern border on Wednesday, the White House issued a statement accusing House GOPers of ducking the chance to address the issue they've been attacking.
"Actions speak louder than words," White House spokesperson Andrew Bates said in a statement first obtained by POLITICO ahead of two days of Republican border visits. "House Republicans' anti-border security record is defined by attempting to cut Customs and Border Protection personnel, opposing President Biden's record-breaking border security funding, and refusing to take up the President's supplemental funding request."

Obviously, every Biden "solution" to illegal immigration is just to make more illegal immigrants legal ones and amnesty all the illegals already here.

In the Sanctuary City of New York, Eric Adams is suing the bus companies bringing illegals, claiming they violate a New York City law requiring anyone who brings a "needy" person to the city to be financially responsible for that person.

He's suing the bus companies for $708 million.

Seems to me that Biden as been flying illegals to his city, too. Will he be suing Biden?

New York City has sued 17 charter bus companies that transported migrants from Texas, the mayor, Eric Adams, announced on Thursday.
The lawsuit, filed in New York state court in Manhattan, says the city is seeking $708m from the firms because that was the cost it incurred to house the migrants and provide services to them over the past two years.
In that time, more than 33,000 people were bussed to the city as a part of Operation Lone Star, a joint effort between the Texas department of public safety and the Texas military department that began in 2021 to curb illegal immigration. Operation Lone Star was born from what the Texas Republican governor, Greg Abbott, called "Biden's reckless open-border policies".
But Adams said the transportation companies had violated a 19th-century New York state law that requires anyone who transports a needy person likely to seek government assistance from another state to cover their expenses.

New York City has been (unconstutitionally) blocking buses from discharging passengers in the city. The buses have been dumping them in the NY-adjacent cities of New Jersey.

Now, NJ's leftwing hoodlum governor Phil Murphy previously declared that his petty fiefdom would "welcome immigrants with open arms, and, more importantly, open hearts." He also declared that the Statue of Liberty, with her stupid fucking poem, was "a Jersey girl."

But now he's got his state police loading the illegals on to trains and sending them to NYC.

Migrants in Jersey? Fuhgettaboutit.
New Jersey officials are making sure the Big Apple doesn't dump the out-of-control migrant mess on the Garden State -- and are even deploying cops to usher asylum seekers from the US border onto Manhattan-bound NJ Transit trains as soon as they get off their buses.
The scrap across the Hudson comes as New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy tries to rally the state's mayors to form a unified front, while New York City Mayor Eric Adams pleads with Murphy to take on at least part of the migrant burden that is burying the five boroughs.
"New Jersey just said, 'F--k this,'" one source close to the situation told The Post on Wednesday. "New Jersey Transit cops were waiting for them in Secaucus to show them how to get on the train to New York."
Multiple Garden State sources described the scene as hectic over the last few days, as nearly two dozen migrant buses rolled into train stations with "chaperones" -- with NJ Transit cops then taking over and serving as guides to get nearly 1,000 asylum seekers across the river.
The process has been successful so far, with no migrants choosing to stay in Jersey.

LOL. People used to actually want to live in New Jersey, before Murphy.

Earlier this week, Abbott boasted online that he had sent 95,000 asylum seekers north -- including 33,600 to New York since August 2022 -- and would continue to do so.
"Sanctuary cities like NYC & Chicago have seen only a FRACTION of what overwhelmed Texas border towns face daily," he wrote on X. "We will continue our transportation mission until [President] Biden reverses course on his open border policies."

DHS Secretary and future prison punk Mayorkas says that the borders are flooded due to "climate change."

On Wednesday's broadcast of MSNBC's "Morning Joe," Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas stated that there are record numbers of people coming to the southern border because there has been "the greatest number of displaced people, not only at our southern border, not only in the Western Hemisphere, but across the globe" And "the effects of climate change, poverty, increasing level[s] of authoritarianism" are the root causes of this.

Meanwhile, Boston's anti-white racist mayor affirms that Boston is a sanctuary city and that she'd love to have some illegals bused there by Abbott.

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

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— 🇺🇸 Pismo 🇺🇸 (@Pismo_B) January 1, 2024

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:23 PM (Zp1WF)

2 50 million deportations gonna take a bit of time

Posted by: nckate at January 08, 2024 01:24 PM (EPm6B)

3 Bullshit. Don't believe it. Repubs want them here just as much as dems but are too gutless to admit it.

Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4KYm)

4 foith!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:24 PM (wtvvX)

5 That's a deal-breaker for me. Biden has created a de facto open borders regime by just "paroling" all fake asylum seekers into the country to await a hearing, which they will probably not bother showing up for, in eight years.
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Ah, so "immigration parole" is the Newspeak term for "catch and release."

Good to know what they mean when they say it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:24 PM (Zp1WF)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:25 PM (9gDA7)

7 "We'll deport some of the illegal border crossers right when they do it, but ultimately we're just gonna spend more money on connected cronies and call it a day."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

8 Boston's anti-white racist mayor affirms that Boston is a sanctuary city and that she'd love to have some illegals bused there by Abbott.

Nothing like an invitation. Send 'em directly to her mansion.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

9 Between Brandon and the CoC, he'll reach a deal with the GOP to deport no fewer than negative 200 million sparks of the divine over the next twenty years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 01:26 PM (0FoWg)

10 NJ's leftwing hoodlum governor

That's a accurate description of him; Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 01:26 PM (RSbhh)

11 Climate change ? So I guess the US doesn't have any ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2024 01:26 PM (n2vyf)

12 Ugh. The Republicans' top negotiator says he'll be releasing the text of a deal this week, which signals to me they've given up on the parole issue.
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I expect lots of fancy language that amounts to "business as usual with some more slots at the trough for us," but wrapped in obtuse wording that is difficult to decode and allows "both sides" to declare victory while simultaneously decrying the "other side" for not going too far enough.

You know the routine. The regular old dull-as-dishwater Uniparty rope-a-dope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:26 PM (Zp1WF)

13 "House Republicans' anti-border security record is defined by attempting to cut Customs and Border Protection personnel, opposing President Biden's record-breaking border security funding, and refusing to take up the President's supplemental funding request."
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LOL. Sure. Go for it. Everything is fiction anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Zp1WF)

14 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."
......

There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

15 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."
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So, all 8 BILLION humans on planet Earth are welcome to live in your neighborhood? Will they be sleeping on your couch? In your guest bedroom?

Good luck with that....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (7fElN)

16 It doesn't matter anymore. Now that Obama has shown the uniparty they can get illegals in this way, the bell is rung. We might be able to "solve" it temporarily by impeaching Mayorkas or getting someone sensible in the White House. But the next uniparty POTUS will simply start ringing the bell again.

It's done.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Odg76)

17 12 I expect lots of fancy language that amounts to "business as usual with some more slots at the trough for us," but wrapped in obtuse wording that is difficult to decode and allows "both sides" to declare victory while simultaneously decrying the "other side" for not going too far enough.

You know the routine. The regular old dull-as-dishwater Uniparty rope-a-dope.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:26 PM (Zp1WF)

========

"The GOPe got a political victory. Now the people will flock to the GOPe in terms of electoral support."
-The Consultant Class

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

18 It's all a charade.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (PODEE)

19 Heaven forfend. If Brandon and the GOP get together to agree on deportations, every citizen of the US is getting bussed to Guatemala and Honduras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (0FoWg)

20 Maybe we should keep the illegals and deport the Democrats?

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (A7iju)

21 The GOP is beyond useless.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (eQHI/)

22 I can't even begin to understand the logic behind the suggestion that climate change is causing people to come over the border, except that for leftists climate change and racism are responsible for every world problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (RSbhh)

23 21 The GOP is beyond useless.
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (eQHI/)

And that's being kind

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (n2vyf)

24 Seems to me that Biden as been flying illegals to his city, too. Will he be suing Biden?
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No, of course not. Those are approved illegals. The NGOs laid the groundwork, there are assets in place to handle it, the applicable parties know who's coming in and why they have been selected for transport to NYC. They probably even have a fair number of buyers already lined up for the slaves.

The buses from Texas and Florida are unofficial and unapproved, with none of the NGO greasing and other background tasks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (Zp1WF)

25 paroling" all fake asylum seekers into the country to await a hearing, which they will probably not bother showing up for, in eight years.

Plenty of time to drop an anchor baby.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (U2zqT)

26 "Hotels need clean rooms!"

- - - THOT Winemom

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:28 PM (9gDA7)

27 >DHS Secretary and future prison punk Mayorkas says that the borders are flooded due to "climate change."

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"Climate change"... is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GTqXr)

28 Don't be too optimistic.

Republican Failure Theater is real, and it's spectacular.
***

I won't and yes, it is.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (W/lyH)

29 My cooter's got a fever, and the only prescription is more Third World dick.

Posted by: Michelle Wu at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

30 Wu = Chinese communist

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (Rn/yD)

31
The GOP is worse than useless. They're collaborationist kabuki-bukkake theatre players.

Seal the border, deport ALL illegal aliens, cut off Uncle Sugar bennies, imprison employers of illegals, 20-year moratorium on legal immigration AND abolish the federal bureaucracy.

Over to you, Speaker Johnson. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (x0n13)

32 Ron DeSantis draws flak as he considers removing President Biden from Florida ballot

However, despite his remarks, DeSantis asserted that the Sunshine State is looking at whether it could block Biden from the ballot due to his actions, claiming that he encouraged an "invasion" of immigrants across the southern border into the US.

"You could make a case - we're actually, I'm actually looking at this in Florida now. Could we make a credible case that Biden, because of the invasion of eight million?" DeSantis said.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

33 27 >DHS Secretary and future prison punk Mayorkas says that the borders are flooded due to "climate change."

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"Climate change"... is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GTqXr)

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Cause actual damage to South and Central America?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

34 Multiple Garden State sources described the scene as hectic over the last few days, as nearly two dozen migrant buses rolled into train stations with "chaperones" -- with NJ Transit cops then taking over and serving as guides to get nearly 1,000 asylum seekers across the river.
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LOL. This is how functional governments behave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (Zp1WF)

35 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."
......

You stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (9gDA7)

36 A feint before the actual goal, Comprehensive Immigration Reform, aka, Amnesty.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (SYTee)

37 By the end of Summer, the Junta will reinstate the Remain in Mexico plan, though they will call it something else, while moving their hand up and down rather than Trump's side to side.

It makes all the difference.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (aD39U)

38 Heaven forfend. If Brandon and the GOP get together to agree on deportations, every citizen of the US is getting bussed to Guatemala and Honduras.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (0FoWg)
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Ship enough Morons down there and we'll get Acetopia humming along before you know it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (7fElN)

39 >>Don't be too optimistic.

It's just cover and stray voltage, boob bait for the bubbas and mass consumption.

At the current rate of illegal entry, by January 21st 2025, there will be enough illegals to total 1/3 of the black population, 1.5 times the Jewish population and effectively, we get a Wyoming worth of people every 3 months.

If you really want your blood to boil, the federal government funds Migrant Safe Passage facilities in most SA countries, they literally are transporting, on our dime, right to border so they can cross into the country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (XV/Pl)

40 29 My cooter's got a fever, and the only prescription is more Third World dick.
Posted by: Michelle Wu at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

Her husband's white, and I think a Self-Gasser.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (x0n13)

41 I am just amazed at how many people are in favor of sex trafficking and slavery, because that is exactly what this is.

Members of homeland security and the border patrol are liable for prosecution under existing federal law for trafficking.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (lTGtQ)

42 "Sanctuary cities like NYC & Chicago have seen only a FRACTION of what overwhelmed Texas border towns face daily," he wrote on X. "We will continue our transportation mission until [President] Biden reverses course on his open border policies."
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No, keep doing it. After the border is closed, there are still a shit-ton of people to deport. Until you can do that deportation yourself, send them to NYC and Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Zp1WF)

43 Since climate change ends at the border I can keep my gas stove.

Posted by: nckate at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (EPm6B)

44 DeSantis asserted that the Sunshine State is looking at whether it could block Biden from the ballot due to his actions, claiming that he encouraged an "invasion" of immigrants across the southern border into the US.

The Missouri SecState has said they're looking into pulling Biden from the ballot as well.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

45 Meanwhile, Boston's anti-white racist mayor affirms that Boston is a sanctuary city and that she'd love to have some illegals bused there by Abbott.
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Good. Add Boston to the rotation or move them up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Zp1WF)

46 Biden: I want 100% of the border open

GOP: Crazy talk!! Most we can give you is 90%

Biden: make it 95% and we have a deal.

GOP: Done!

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (eQHI/)

47 for leftists climate change and racism are responsible for every world problem.

Don't forget white supremacists!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (U2zqT)

48
Her husband's white, and I think a Self-Gasser.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (x0n13)

That seems to be a trend with the communist leftist f*cktards.

Claudine Gay, this Wu skank.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (9gDA7)

49 I'll believe it when they start deportations of illegals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

50 Republican Failure Theater is real, and it's spectacular.

Don't be so harsh, Mr. O'Spades; it pays the bills.

Posted by: The Romneys, Mitt & Ronna at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)

51 "The GOPe got a political victory. Now the people will flock to the GOPe in terms of electoral support."
-The Consultant Class
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)
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LOL. I don't think they even pretend to care about "electoral support" anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (Zp1WF)

52 They want to come up with a shit law just in case Trump wins in November.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (UG8MG)

53 Over to you, Speaker Johnson. . .
____

In case you haven't noticed, I already sold out faster to the uniparty bossed than McCarthy did.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (fs1hN)

54 Her husband's white, and I think a Self-Gasser.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (x0n13)

You're assuming he doesn't also have a cuckshed. Maybe borrowed from Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (2ocoG)

55 41 I am just amazed at how many people are in favor of sex trafficking and slavery, because that is exactly what this is.

Members of homeland security and the border patrol are liable for prosecution under existing federal law for trafficking.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 08, 2024 01:30 PM (lTGtQ)

========

"Well, government employees are more moral than regular people, and there are systems in place to protect the innocent on top of that. So, it's literally impossible for people of low moral character to take advantage of the system for criminal purposes. Also, Trump should be in jail because foreign dignitaries paid market rates at Trump hotels during Trump's presidency."
-DU, 86.3% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

56 >>Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

Bzzzzz. False.

There is ample evidence now that attending Harvard makes you stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

57 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

Not under American law. And just because they can seek it, doesn't mean they should get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)

58 You can bet the condition of parole will be the immigrant will have to stay within whatever state or jurisdiction the executive magistrate tells them. If not for the duration of the parole before the hearing, then some period time that would cover the next election.

Posted by: Leland at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (KVDMz)

59 Democrats are terrified that illegal immigration is going to be a campaign issue, so they got Republicans involved to enable them to share the blame, or shift the narrative to blame Republicans entirely.

And Republicans took the bait. Just like always.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (M+gBW)

60 Ship enough Morons down there and we'll get Acetopia humming along before you know it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2024 01:29 PM (7fElN)

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I would SO live in Acetopia.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

61 51 LOL. I don't think they even pretend to care about "electoral support" anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (Zp1WF)

========

"Wait...what?"
-Congress people not in safe districts who haven't met the minimum tenancy for the Congressional pension

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

62 How is that old NY law not unconstitutional?

Aren't they interfering with commerce or something? Who defines needy anyway?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2024 01:32 PM (az9I9)

63 Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 08, 2024 01:31 PM (U2zqT

Yes; I was including that under the "racism" category.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (RSbhh)

64 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 5h
NY Congresswoman Clarke (D) saying the quiet part out loud about the border:

"I need more people in my district just for redistricting purposes."

http://tinyurl.com/3d2b7jvv
27 seconds; Brooklyn -- we can take more!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (2yu8s)

65 willowed:
HIPAA form, simplified: sign here or you won't receive treatment.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (csTMM)

66 spot-on, ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (WsTvr)

67 Last month alone we let in more people than currently live in Buffalo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (CwhoI)

68 Smoke and mirrors, you can't deport 6 million people

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (fwDg9)

69 It's a trap!

White pass new laws when existing laws are ignored?

Insanity is not just a river in Egypt.

Impeach his ass every week for a different crime -- starting with treason. If I can't get better bread, then I want better circuses!

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 01:33 PM (zJHVx)

70 In honor of the border thread:

Mexican Phrase of the Day:

Pizza Sheet

"Man. Dis Joe Biden is a real pizza sheet."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (9gDA7)

71 The "increasing levels of authoritarianism" is coming from inside the White House!

Posted by: It's Only A Movie at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

72 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
What would MX want in return?

“[Mexico] called on the US to approve a plan that would deploy $20 billion to Latin American & Caribbean countries, remove all sanctions against Venezuela & grant at least 10 million Hispanics living in the US the right to remain and work legally.”

NBC News
@NBCNews

The Biden administration is asking Mexico to help curb the huge flow of migrants into the U.S., as Biden runs out of options to fix a problem that is hurting his polling. https://

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

73 That seems to be a trend with the communist leftist f*cktards.

Claudine Gay, this Wu skank.......

For whatever reason, when Jews go atheist, they're more likely to go *full* retard. (Why yes, I did just read Geddy Lee's autobiography and hoo boy).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

74 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

75 72 NBC News
@NBCNews

The Biden administration is asking Mexico to help curb the huge flow of migrants into the U.S., as Biden runs out of options to fix a problem that is hurting his polling. https://
Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

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"Sure would be nice to have some threats of tariffs right about now..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

76 Plenty of time to drop an anchor baby.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Then on to being installed as President.

Posted by: old chick at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (sOete)

77 We are getting equivalent to a new large city every month.
More in a year than births of Americans
We are screwed

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (fwDg9)

78 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

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Eww, what? You don't even heat it up first?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

79 There is ample evidence now that attending Harvard makes you stupid.

"One of the best things about going to Harvard is that, for the rest of your life, you are neither intimidated nor impressed by people who went to Harvard."

-Thomas Sowell

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (Odg76)

80 House Homeland GOP @HomelandGOP 3h
The @HomelandGOP's nearly year-long investigation into Secretary Mayorkas made one thing clear—he has refused to enforce the laws of Congress and fulfill his oath of office.

This Committee will begin impeachment proceedings this Wednesday at 10am to hold Mayorkas accountable.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
Aiding & abetting illegal immigration is a felony crime.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (2yu8s)

81 "Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."
____

"Legal" right? You mean, the Good and Plenty clause?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

82 Stay home! Wear your mask! Get your jab! While we bring in the largest intentional State manufactured health crisis since... well, the last one!

My symptoms are under control! So glad I jabbed up!

Posted by: JCG at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (WiKqj)

83 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

...

Tell us you're out of enchiladas without telling us you're out of enchiladas.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2024 01:35 PM (z/ifB)

84 Every illegal will have to pinky swear they won’t disappear into the country while waiting for their asylum hearing.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:36 PM (eQHI/)

85 On Saturday, President Joe Biden said that President Donald Trump did not sign Illinois’ optional “loyalty oath” because it included language that candidates on the ballot would “not directly or indirectly teach or advocate the overthrow of the government of the United States…by force or any unlawful means.”

The post then included a graphic of Trump with a citation from the Chicago Sun-Times: “Donald Trump didn’t sign loyalty oath for Illinois ballot that pledges not to ‘advocate the overthrow of the government.’”

But there’s one very important piece of information that Biden deliberately left out of his deceptive and misleading statement: the candidate also pledges that they are a resident of the State of Illinois.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

86 NY Congresswoman Clarke (D) saying the quiet part out loud about the border:

"I need more people in my district just for redistricting purposes."

http://tinyurl.com/3d2b7jvv
27 seconds; Brooklyn -- we can take more!

Posted by: andycanuck

I mentioned this below. If a district is 500,000 and 80,000 are illegal, it reduces the number of votes needed to win. They don't care if the illegals vote, they just want the bodies to make reelection easier. Every ballot is worth more if you have plenty of illegals.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)

87 >>Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

Wuuu. That's stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (n2Iei)

88 If a Norwegian cruise liner can sink a Venezuelan warship it shouldn't be too difficult to take over Cuba. We could call it
The Republic of America.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (csTMM)

89 Her husband's white, and I think a Self-Gasser.
-----
He's Dutch??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (2yu8s)

90 How many giraffes of ahem "migrants" have been ushered in since 2011?

Posted by: JCG at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (WiKqj)

91 Biden runs out of options to fix a problem that is hurting his polling.
____

Running out of options? Did he try to reinstate Trump's border policies yet? No?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

92 Democrats are terrified that illegal immigration is going to be a campaign issue, so they got Republicans involved to enable them to share the blame, or shift the narrative to blame Republicans entirely.

And Republicans took the bait. Just like always.

At least 90% of Republicans in Congress are in lock step with Democrats on illegal immigration. They may want it for slightly different reasons, but they want it just as badly.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Odg76)

93 Trump leading Biden by three points in Michigan — 47 percentage points to Biden’s 44 percentage points

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

94 Her husband's white, and I think a Self-Gasser.
-----
He's Dutch??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (2yu8s)

Into zee oven!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (9gDA7)

95 >>>Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?

I at least take it out and place it on a table. Otherwise, I get strange looks from the wife.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (CwhoI)

96
"Sure would be nice to have some threats of tariffs right about now..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

Tariffs are a tool Of the white supremacist patriarchy.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (eQHI/)

97 35 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

Confucius say: "STFU"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

98 I thought Michelle Wu was that tall female golfer.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (n2Iei)

99 Mayorkas is a treasure. He's absolutely correct about climate change. Our lavish lifestyles destroyed these people's homes, and it's our duty and penance to welcome them here.
Posted by: Cocksucker at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (C0ck$)
++++
LOL. Too on-the-nose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (Zp1WF)

100 Pad Thai out of the fridge the next day is pretty damn awesome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (R4t5M)

101 Posted by: Sid at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (k0AHr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (9gDA7)

102 Asserting that the border crisis is due to climate change may be the greatest, most audacious insult to intelligence in political history.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (5GiIq)

103 I mentioned this below. If a district is 500,000 and 80,000 are illegal, it reduces the number of votes needed to win. They don't care if the illegals vote, they just want the bodies to make reelection easier. Every ballot is worth more if you have plenty of illegals.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)

A rotten borough, as the English would say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (aD39U)

104 I thought Michelle Wu was that tall female golfer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (n2Iei)

That's Michelle Wie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (9gDA7)

105 59 Democrats are terrified that illegal immigration is going to be a campaign issue, so they got Republicans involved to enable them to share the blame, or shift the narrative to blame Republicans entirely.

And Republicans took the bait. Just like always.
Posted by: 29Victor
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The GOPe in the Senate has always wanted open borders--they just don't want to lose office over it so they make things 'bipartisan' by bending over.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (aYC4C)

106 Do you know what they call Chinese food in China?

Food.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

107 We were talking about incompetence in the previous thread...and now we get these gem from Mayor Yu and that fu*ktard Mayorkas.

Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (W/lyH)

108
No consequences for telling straight-up, nobody above a toddler could be believe this shit lies.

No acknowledgement of anything they say yesterday is on the public record today.

Move on?

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (j4U/Z)

109 I’m more convinced than ever that Sid is performance art by someone.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (eQHI/)

110 "Sure would be nice to have some threats of tariffs right about now..."
-

OH HELL NO NOT IN MY...

Oh, to help Biden. Okay.

- Ted Cruz et al

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (00CEy)

111 But there’s one very important piece of information that Biden deliberately left out of his deceptive and misleading statement: the candidate also pledges that they are a resident of the State of Illinois.
_____

SHHHHH! Keep that quiet will ya? We're tryna to keep this a secret.

Posted by: State Media at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (fs1hN)

112 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

Bruh

Posted by: Fried Chicken at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (+cH+C)

113 "New Jersey just said, 'F--k this,'" one source close to the situation told The Post on Wednesday. "New Jersey Transit cops were waiting for them in Secaucus to show them how to get on the train to New York."

.. part of the divide Democrats and conquer weaponization scheme

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (RHGPo)

114 MAYORKAS

Posted by: cat coughing up a hairball at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

115 Posted by: Sid at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (k0AHr)

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In what what did our lavish lifestyles destroy these people's homes? Specific examples, please.

What specific weather events have happened to displace hundreds of thousands of people, and why can't they move south towards Argentina or Chile where they don't have racist police who kill dark people for sport?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

116 99 I thought Michelle Wu was that tall female golfer.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (n2Iei)

Aaaah, Michelle Wi. Drop-dead gorgeous. And not the only Korean lady golfer that is, either...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

117 We destroyed the homes of people who never figured out how to build homes that wouldn't wash away every time it rained.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (kxqbq)

118 >> I thought Michelle Wu was that tall female golfer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 01:38 PM (n2Iei)

>>That's Michelle Wie.

Wu's on first.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Pooky is convinced that we have two options for illegals that stay here after we cut off benefits: house-to-house forcible deportation or a lead projectile in the back of the head, and we can't go for either one of those optics-wise. I'm more "moderate" and think that self-deportation and immediate deportations when encountered by law enforcement will get rid of most of the problem.

Posted by: pookysgirl does not need a non-English-speaking gardener at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (dtlDP)

120
What specific weather events have happened to displace hundreds of thousands of people, and why can't they move south towards Argentina or Chile where they don't have racist police who kill dark people for sport?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

There was an earthquake in Japan on New Year's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (9gDA7)

121 Do you know what they call Chinese food in China?

Food.

In China, if it walks, crawls, slithers, hops, flies, swims, or wriggles, it's food.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

122 There are some major storms brewing this week in the western US. Global warming is on fire.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:42 PM (eQHI/)

123 121 There was an earthquake in Japan on New Year's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (9gDA7)

==========

I'm pretty sure I remember some headline or other years back that blamed earthquakes on global warming.

Satire: successful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

124 Willowed:
I've seen the pictures, but what is the German government doing to anger them? Literally nothing is reporting that.
Posted by: Ian S.

The gov removed tax breaks for agricultural vehicles because of their green cult fuckery. In addition to their death-cult energy policy, Energiewende, the middle working class is being crushed. It's coming here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

125 >>Mayorkas is a treasure. He's absolutely correct about climate change. Our lavish lifestyles destroyed these people's homes, and it's our duty and penance to welcome them here.

Ever been to South America, cement head? I have. Many times.

Climate change didn't do shit to their homes. They were already crap. And manmade climate change does not exist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

126 I’m more convinced than ever that Sid is performance art by someone.
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM

Just as on the Art Thread if there are no dogs, it's not art, if it's not interpretive dance, it's not performance art.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)

127 Aaaah, Michelle Wi. Drop-dead gorgeous. And not the only Korean lady golfer that is, either...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

She's American, but of Korean decent. Born in Hawaii.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (9gDA7)

128
Climate change is an essential circle in every democrat Venn diagram about why they suck.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (j4U/Z)

129 122 Do you know what they call Chinese food in China?

Mittens?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

130 Pooky is convinced that we have two options for illegals that stay here after we cut off benefits:

-

It's absurdly easy and that's why no one can do it.

It's illegal to hire them. If you hire one and it can be shown that you hired one, you pay $20K/day for each day that illegal worked for you. Multiply that by however many you hired.

Bye bye illegals.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (kxqbq)

131 I don't like leftovers.

...and I will not eat cold leftovers, at all.

Re-heat your food, ya' heathens.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (orWfd)

132 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (aD39U)

133
==========

I'm pretty sure I remember some headline or other years back that blamed earthquakes on global warming.

Satire: successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

This explains why there are so many coming to the US from Central and South America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (9gDA7)

134 Mass starvation over the thousands of years has yielded recipes for everything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (R4t5M)

135 Best cold leftover food is pizza.
Fight me.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (eQHI/)

136 128 Aaaah, Michelle Wi. Drop-dead gorgeous. And not the only Korean lady golfer that is, either...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

She's American, but of Korean decent. Born in Hawaii.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:43 PM (9gDA7)

Yeah, I think her parents immigrated from there, but can't recall for sure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

137 >It's illegal to hire them. If you hire one and it can be shown that you hired one, you pay $20K/day for each day that illegal worked for you. Multiply that by however many you hired.

Bye bye illegals.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (kxqbq)

Let's not get too hasty here...

Posted by: US Chamber of Commerce at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (GTqXr)

138
Mayorkas is a treasure. He's absolutely correct about climate change. Our lavish lifestyles destroyed these people's homes, and it's our duty and penance to welcome them here.

I agree. I hope they all move here, empty their country so I can move to a country devoid of socialists. The climate is great, there's plenty of food, and the fishing is unbelievable. I might allow JackStraw to immigrate with me if he can show some believable Rhode Island identification.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (3qE2b)

139 Now that we've all seen that the New Speaker is the same as the Old Speaker without the ability of any of us to blame RINOs for the inevitable failure...

Anyone that believes that we as conservatives are going to come out holding anything other than the shit end of this stick is a fucking retard.

Posted by: ballistic at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (oqH4h)

140 I'm curious what people like Sid are doing to minimize their lavish lifestyles.

Are they leaving bigger homes to move into small apartments in urban centers, the places that were super spreaders of the worst disease ever, covid? Are they eating less?

What are you doing, Sid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

141 >>>>Mayorkas is a treasure. He's absolutely correct about climate change. Our lavish lifestyles destroyed these people's homes, and it's our duty and penance to welcome them here.

Climate Change can't melt Corrugated Steel!

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (orWfd)

142 Best cold leftover food is pudding.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (CwhoI)

143 It's weird how people who pick our lettuce and build our houses can't figure out how to grow lettuce or build houses.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (kxqbq)

144 Posted by: Sid at January 08, 2024 01:37 PM (k0AHr)

8 million peoples' homes have been destroyed by hardly-measurable warmer weather? Holy fuck, are you stupid. And gullible. And ignorant.

BTW, how many invaders are you letting stay at your place, superstar?

Posted by: spindrift at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (AA8bA)

145 THIRD BASE!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (aD39U)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/QYp28tEAVvs?t=25

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (9gDA7)

146 Meanwhile, Boston's anti-white racist mayor affirms that Boston is a sanctuary city and that she'd love to have some illegals bused there by Abbott.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:23 PM

Sadly, her vitrue-signalling is likely to continue without cost: Not even the illegals want to live in Boston.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 08, 2024 01:46 PM (N1tpc)

147 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 23h
AOC's solution to the border crisis:

"You can either fix it by trying to build a wall. Or you can fix it by documenting people."

The best way to end illegal migration is by legalizing it. AOC is brilliant.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:46 PM (2yu8s)

148 There was an earthquake in Japan on New Year's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:41 PM (9gDA7)

=====

Literally happened about 20 minutes before my son's plane landed in Tokyo. I was freaking out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

149
Are they leaving bigger homes to move into small apartments in urban centers, the places that were super spreaders of the worst disease ever, covid? Are they eating less?

What are you doing, Sid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

Bitch please!!! I recycle every day.
-Sid

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (eQHI/)

150 Climate Change can't melt Corrugated Steel!
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:45 PM

Just like evil and Big Penguin (but I repeat myself), rust never sleeps!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

151 > Not even the illegals want to live in Boston.

It's cold as hell in winter. Also, regardless of season, it's full of Bostonians.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (Odg76)

152 Does Wu even understand the words she is speaking? Or is this just a rote propaganda talking point?

Beyond stupid.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

153 >>"You can either fix it by trying to build a wall. Or you can fix it by documenting people."

I agree.

Document them. Deport them.
And when they come back a second time, check the list and then shoot them.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (orWfd)

154 President Joe Biden was heckled Monday during a campaign speech at the Mother Emmanuel American Methodist Church in Charleston, South Carolina, as pro-Palestinian activists interrupted him to demand a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas in Gaza.

Biden was using the scene of a racially-motivated mass shooting in 2015 to rally supporters against his likely Republican rival, President Donald Trump, whom Biden has already tried to tie to the shooting, though he had no connection to it whatsoever.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

155 Godawful would be a vast improvement to uniparty.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (gxokI)

156 The best way to end illegal migration is by legalizing it. AOC is brilliant.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 01:46 PM (2yu8s)

It’s essentially what education did. Blacks fail a lot? We won’t test blacks anymore..problem solved.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (eQHI/)

157 =====

Literally happened about 20 minutes before my son's plane landed in Tokyo. I was freaking out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

Talked via What'sApp to my bud over there and he said Tokyo had slight tremors, so nothing big and all was fine.

But I can see where you'd be terrified. I'm wondering if they'd have the pilot fly around for a while should it have happened during approach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (9gDA7)

158 We are going to get Mooch as the Democrats candidate
There isn't a snowballs chance Sundowner will run or win and they know it so need to find a candidate with at least popular approval

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (fwDg9)

159 Just like evil and Big Penguin (but I repeat myself), rust never sleeps!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

Doobeedoobeedoo...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (9gDA7)

160 Best cold leftover food is pizza.
Fight me.
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (eQHI/)

Sure - for 2 bites. Then you realize that it would be a thousand times better after a few minutes in a toaster oven or air fryer

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (+cH+C)

161 >>Oceans off the coast of Florida are boiling.

What a fucking retard. This is what we are up against. People with the IQ of rock. A very stupid rock.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (ZLI7S)

162 I'm more "moderate" and think that self-deportation and immediate deportations when encountered by law enforcement will get rid of most of the problem.
Posted by: pookysgirl

I don't think if it was that easy that most of them would have been here in the first place.

Until the USA starts guarding the entire border with the full intent to turn back any undocumented and anyone not pre-screened, it is futile to simply return them thru the wide open southern border. They'll come back again and again.

Posted by: old chick at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (sOete)

163 Bidenomics Bust: Twice As Many Americans Worse Off Economically Than Last Year

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

164 >>>>Oceans off the coast of Florida are boiling.

Mmmm...Stewed Manatee.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (orWfd)

165 Lets Go Brandon

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

166 Do you know what they call Chinese food in China?

Food.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Ok Chandler.

Posted by: JCG at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (WiKqj)

167 Oceans off the coast of Florida are boiling. Imagine what it's like further south. And cops won't be racist an white for long, with demographics changing so rapidly.
Posted by: Sid at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (k0AHr)

That must be why Al Gore and the Owebama's bought homes on the coast........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (9gDA7)

168 The yuutes are buying into this shit sadly. They want to live in Soviet style apartments and not own a car. All in the name of mother saving Gaia.

The war on cars and single family homes is led by young fascists.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (eQHI/)

169 But I can see where you'd be terrified. I'm wondering if they'd have the pilot fly around for a while should it have happened during approach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:48 PM (9gDA7)

=====

Between that, and then the Japan Airlines flight that landed on fire, and the Alaska Airlines flight with the door blowing off, I'm not gonna breathe easy until he's actually home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

170
Poor Niki Haley had to cancel a campaign event in Iowa today because nobody showed up and that would be embarrassing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (3qE2b)

171 140 Now that we've all seen that the New Speaker is the same as the Old Speaker without the ability of any of us to blame RINOs for the inevitable failure...

Anyone that believes that we as conservatives are going to come out holding anything other than the shit end of this stick is a fucking retard.
Posted by: ballistic
---------
Not quite. Basically the failure of the fed gov finances is baked in the cake. Johnson both got approval to actually begin an impeachment inquiry and also has released a lot more of the Jan 6 tapes. McCarthy actively fought against that and beginning proceedings against Mayorkas.

Several of McCarthy cronies have announced retirement as well so advances occur one resignation, not running for reelection, or death at a time. McCarthy also no longer holds any power regarding campaign finances that he used to block conservative candidates like McConnell has.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (aYC4C)

172 >>>>Oceans off the coast of Florida are boiling.

Mmmm...Stewed Manatee.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (orWfd)

Pre-cooked lobster! Just scoop it out of the sea!

Posted by: spindrift at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (AA8bA)

173 Posted by: Sid at January 08, 2024 01:47 PM (k0AHr)

=======

I'm going to need a documented event of waters boiling. Boiling means something.

Also, policing is inherently racists. Even when black police go after black suspects, that's just internalized white supremacy.

Be better, Sid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (7F2YU)

174 =====

Between that, and then the Japan Airlines flight that landed on fire, and the Alaska Airlines flight with the door blowing off, I'm not gonna breathe easy until he's actually home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

Meh. It was only a window......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (9gDA7)

175 Ocean temp in FL was 79.3. Now it’s 79.4. The oceans are boiling!!!!!!!

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (eQHI/)

176 Former President Barack Obama “fears” former President Donald Trump can defeat President Joe Biden in 2024 and believes he is “way too Zen,” “too complacent — and unimaginative,” according to recent reports by Axios and the Washington Post.

The warning runs contrary to how many Biden allies perceive the likely rematch against Trump. Aides outlined to Axios four “articles of faith” of outside factors they claim will benefit Biden during the 2024 cycle:

- A calmer foreign policy chaos in 2024
- An improving economy
- $1 billion in future negative ads against Trump
- The abortion issue favors Democrats

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

177 Mattress back and Mooch '24. Zachary Smith, "Spare me!"

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (as3uC)

178 (Apologies if it's old news, I slept very late)
Last night's launch went well but the spacecraft itself has a problem:
The Peregrine spacecraft - launched as part of a private US Moon mission – has run into technical trouble after launching from Cape Canaveral, Florida, on a Vulcan rocket.

According to the company behind the project, the spacecraft has experienced an "anomaly" that has stopped it from pointing its solar panels stably at the Sun.

And, without the ability to charge its batteries and maintain a power supply, the mission will be unable to proceed.

But, Astrobotic said engineers were working on the issue, amid hopes that it will become the first American mission in half a century to make a soft landing on the Moon - first commercial endeavour to do so.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space news at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (qfLjt)

179 177 Ocean temp in FL was 79.3. Now it’s 79.4. The oceans are boiling!!!!!!!
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (eQHI/)

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Sid be smart dud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:52 PM (7F2YU)

180
I'm going to need a documented event of waters boiling. Boiling means something.

Also, policing is inherently racists. Even when black police go after black suspects, that's just internalized white supremacy.

Be better, Sid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:51 PM (7F2YU)

The waters do boil when the underwater volcanos erupt, causing significant immediate warming of the waters in the area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:52 PM (9gDA7)

181 This is their trick, and they do it with issue after issue:
1. The Uniparty wants to change a law/set of laws, but can't politically admit this.
2. They don't enforce the (usually perfectly adequate) laws ON THE BOOKS already.
3. Chaos ensues.
4. "The laws are 'broken'!" they cry.
5. "Let's get a New set of laws that will Really work!"

Lather, rinse, repeat. And every conservapundit who uses the phrase "Our immigration laws are broken" (sic) is an establishment toady. But so few people recognize this pattern.

Posted by: Beverly at January 08, 2024 01:52 PM (Epeb0)

182 @155

>>Document them. Deport them.
And when they come back a second time, check the list and then shoot them.

No, you have to prevent them from stepping foot onto US soil, once they are on US soil then they must be part of some deportation/refugee/asylum process, and as we've seen The Deep State/Administrative State can manipulate this process.

Trump tried numerous times to simply deport people enmasse but was stopped, which is why he developed the remain in Mexico policy, which slowed everything down, and created a buffer between the process.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (kDNkJ)

183 If the oceans boil will Oregon coast beaches be swimable? Cuz that would be awesome man.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (eQHI/)

184 182 The waters do boil when the underwater volcanos erupt, causing significant immediate warming of the waters in the area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:52 PM (9gDA7

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Global warming causes volcanic eruptions!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (7F2YU)

185 Part Six: "We need to get the FedGov [i.e., the rest of us] to pay for this New Shiny Law!"

Posted by: Beverly at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (Epeb0)

186
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Global warming causes volcanic eruptions!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (7F2YU)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:54 PM (9gDA7)

187 It's absurdly easy and that's why no one can do it.

It's illegal to hire them. If you hire one and it can be shown that you hired one, you pay $20K/day for each day that illegal worked for you. Multiply that by however many you hired.

Bye bye illegals.

Posted by: Nikki Haley Shovell Cloudesley Shovell Quentin Hoodspith at January 08, 2024 01:44 PM (kxqbq)

When I was a kid, then-INS would routinely raid packing plants in the region. That stopped and we now have more illegals. Weird, huh?

Posted by: pookysgirl, fina;;y getting the cat off her computer at January 08, 2024 01:54 PM (dtlDP)

188 Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE), a Biden ally, said Biden should be weary of debating Trump due to the former president’s ability to overcome establishment media bias. Biden should be careful about allowing Trump to air alleged “hateful, fascist remark,” Coons said.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

189
Just saw the images of the cell phone from the Alaska bound plane that fell 16,000 feet. It was still working but had already begun to track the person who found it and served up an ad for a local pizza joint.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 01:54 PM (3qE2b)

190 I hate to break it to Murphy but his state is a shithole too.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 08, 2024 01:54 PM (DBrN4)

191 Winter Storm Watch issued for 36 Michigan counties for heavy snow

—

Will this lead to more or less ocean boil?

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (eQHI/)

192 If the oceans boil will Oregon coast beaches be swimable? Cuz that would be awesome man.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (eQHI/)

If that is the case, the whale population in the waters would increase dramatically.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (9gDA7)

193
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:

"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter, except for horrible white peopler. They should die in the mud."

Quote modified for accuracy.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (nFnyb)

194 Breaking: Kevin McCarthy cut a $70 billion dollar side deal with Joe Biden in an attempt to hide the real budgeted numbers.
They also took out and passed the NDAA separate from the Senate's Omnibus to confuse the public on the real amount of money that House Republicans are giving this administration.

https://shorturl.at/eAJYZ

Posted by: Ciampino - DC news at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (qfLjt)

195 After we cut off benefits (dream) and enforce the laws the illegals will self deport.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (csTMM)

196 Lather, rinse, repeat. And every conservapundit who uses the phrase "Our immigration laws are broken" (sic) is an establishment toady. But so few people recognize this pattern.
Posted by: Beverly

It's pretty much the entire point of 'The Road to Serfdom'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (IG4Id)

197 Is this why another Republican shitstick is retiring?
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Rep. Larry Bucshon does not plan to seek reelection this year.

The Indiana Republican — who sits on the House Energy and Commerce Committee — is the latest in a steady stream of lawmakers to announce his plans to retire from Congress.
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or is he mentioned in the latest Epstein release.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (eYF7X)

198 This is their trick, and they do it with issue after issue:
1. The Uniparty wants to change a law/set of laws, but can't politically admit this.
2. They don't enforce the (usually perfectly adequate) laws ON THE BOOKS already.
3. Chaos ensues.
4. "The laws are 'broken'!" they cry.
5. "Let's get a New set of laws that will Really work!"

Lather, rinse, repeat. And every conservapundit who uses the phrase "Our immigration laws are broken" (sic) is an establishment toady. But so few people recognize this pattern.
Posted by: Beverly at January 08, 2024 01:52 PM (Epeb0)

If we don't get some cool rules ourselves, PRONTO - then we'll just be bogus too

Posted by: Doof Spicolli at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (+cH+C)

199 In 3 months:
Illegal border crossings are now down to 100,000/month! That is lower than under Trump when they were as high as 100,100/month! The border is more secure than it has ever been!

Biden's polls swell to 99.9999%, a new record!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (lu1XB)

200 Just saw the images of the cell phone from the Alaska bound plane that fell 16,000 feet. It was still working but had already begun to track the person who found it and served up an ad for a local pizza joint.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024

***
"Try This One Weird Trick to Rescue Your Cell Phone!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

201 James Carville, the architect of Bill Clinton’s election campaigns, said Biden might be better off not debating to avoid “damage.” On the other hand, Carville explained, if Trump wins the nomination, he will have “legitimacy” to demand a debate with Biden, who could agree to one debate event.

“It’s kind of expected of a presidential candidate,” Carville told the Hill. “If he gets the nomination, Republican primary voters will have given him legitimacy. I mean, we don’t hand it out like gummy bears or something.”

“Somebody’s going to take a poll, and 73 percent of the people will think there ought to be a debate,” he predicted. “You can do it or not do it as you see fit, but there are consequences to it,” he added.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (RHGPo)

202 ... opposing President Biden's record-breaking border security funding ...

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That's like my record-breaking supermodel fucking.

/How much of that is going to the Cartels -- and what percentage is being kicked back to The Big Guy?

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (zJHVx)

203
If we don't get some cool rules ourselves, PRONTO - then we'll just be bogus too
Posted by: Doof Spicolli at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (+cH+C)

Heh. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (9gDA7)

204 But the boiling oceans!!!!!

Winter Weather Warning for 14 States as Hazardous Storm Hits US
Jan 08, 2024

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (eQHI/)

205 192 I hate to break it to Murphy but his state is a shithole too.
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That's what the NJ electorate said in the last election. Then, overnight, Newark found a shit ton of extra votes to make Murphy Governor. Do you see a pattern here?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (pZ64F)

206 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

207 I love how the Michelle Wus and the A.O.C.s are always so supremely confident that they'll never have any negative encounters with the 10s of millions of illegals they wish upon the rest of us.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (CmpAD)

208 170 The yuutes are buying into this shit sadly. They want to live in Soviet style apartments and not own a car. All in the name of mother saving Gaia.

The war on cars and single family homes is led by young fascists.
Posted by: Montec
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Some do and some don't and virtually none of them are willing to sacrifice their living styles for Gaia individually.

Hypocrisy and religion including later GAIA wokeness creed are inevitably intertwined. Most people pay lip service to it and go about their lives.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (aYC4C)

209 I love how Sid uses the new phrase that the UN apparatchik coined last year like Sid is some kind of unthinking drone.

It's because Sid is really smart and gets his information from independent sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (7F2YU)

210 The existing laws are good, but they don't go far enough. What we really need is [massive federal power grab which does nothing for immigration, but strips power away from law abiding people]

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (lu1XB)

211 LOL. People used to actually want to live in New Jersey, before Murphy

Uh…No they didn’t

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (nIRE6)

212 Heh. Well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (9gDA7)

I have my moments

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (+cH+C)

213 That's what the NJ electorate said in the last election. Then, overnight, Newark found a shit ton of extra votes to make Murphy Governor. Do you see a pattern here?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2024 01:56 PM (pZ64F)
++++
That establishment politicians have a long track record of being surprisingly lucky?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

214 Don't worry I truth the Republicans to do everything they can* to protect or borders!

*Everything they can includes no deportations, no border fence, 10 million new work visas, paths to citizenship, and billions in aid.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (5+Faa)

215
I have my moments

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (+cH+C)

Sad, but true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (9gDA7)

216 When you're $34 trillion in debt of course the solution is importing millions of welfare cases. That and High Speed Rail.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

217 >>208 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why does she have the headlights on during the day? It also looks like she had a firm grip on the shift stick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X)

218 Global warming causes volcanic eruptions!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (7F2YU)

The White House is looking for clever people like you to sharpen the message.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (j4U/Z)

219 Why is carville suddenly relevant again? Who is paying him?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (lu1XB)

220 113 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at January 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

Bruh
Posted by: Fried Chicken at January 08, 2024 01:40 PM (+cH+C)
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I'll have the lot.

Posted by: Chris Creosote Christie at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ji3Wy)

221 Except for Venezuela and Cuba the US has normal diplomatic relations with the rest of Central America.

And yet we are letting people seek "amnesty" from our friends and allies.

Think about that for a minute.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

222 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

Chilly? Downright frosty!!

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (+cH+C)

223 215 That establishment politicians have a long track record of being surprisingly lucky?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

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It's not their fault that Apple Annie is around selling apples!

(deep cut Frank Capra reference)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (7F2YU)

224 Remember when leftists were talking about the end of snow due to climate warming global change? Good times, good ducking times.

“The National Weather Service (NWS) issued warnings for Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah and Washington, cautioning about difficult travel conditions and whiteout conditions in places."Bursts of heavy snow may accumulate up to two inches in an hour, and result in hazardous travel," it said, warning of wet snow in the northeast on Tuesday afternoon and a "ferocious blizzard" from New Mexico into Nebraska with winds as high as 70 miles an hour making travel "extremely dangerous to impossible."

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (eQHI/)

225 I love how the Michelle Wus and the A.O.C.s are always so supremely confident that they'll never have any negative encounters with the 10s of millions of illegals they wish upon the rest of us.
Posted by: washrivergal

The march through the institutions got ahead of itself. They were supposed to create walled fiefdoms first.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

226 OT:
Just got work email (from our DEI coordinator in HR) regarding pronouns in emails.
I browsed it, seems like I'm not *yet* mandated to add pronouns. Email claims that folks were "clamoring" for this for their emails, which I seriously doubt.
I liked the company when I joined quite a few years ago, but since we were acquired, I'm liking it less and less...Mothership seems to be DEI obsessed, and their internal promotional posters were downright commie-inspired (people looking up like in those old Soviet posters).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

227 I just realized it is a 737 Max.
Three pressurization incidents foreshadowed the blowout.
Plus Alaska Air forbade over water travel for the bird.

Negligent infliction of emotional damage incoming.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ev+Ps)

228 Polk Salad Annie > Apple Annie

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (9gDA7)

229 Why is Chinese food the best leftover to eat right out of the refrigerator?

Chinese food right out of the fridge is good, but for me its not he best.

Lard FTW

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (ibTVg)

230 If everyone here is mass-naturalized it will take care of the 'illegal alien' problme. And if done before the election it will take care of any concern of non-citizens voting, and...

Problem Solved!

- Your Betters

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (cOq4q)

231 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

Tacklebox face. Hard pass.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

232 I have my moments

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (+cH+C)

Sad, but true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 01:58 PM (9gDA7)

I will NOT be doing a "you asked for it" for that song

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (+cH+C)

233 Bullshit. Don't believe it. Repubs want them here just as much as dems but are too gutless to admit it.

--

Americans better get ready to take it in the shorts because we're going to get sold out by Republicans (Democrats are a given) and we're going to be stuffed with untold millions upon millions of illegals forevermore. None of them will listen to the screams and protestations from everyone that put them in office. They no longer care (did they ever?). They do what they want, and they know they don't work for The People anymore. We are utterly screwed in a million ways, but most assuredly in the importation of a crush of humanity across our borders. Our country is finished.

I fully expect FJB will amnesty as many millions as he can by the time he leaves his phony office, and there are already ideologically aligned asylum judges in place as far as the eye can see who will readily approve asylum from anyone short of zombie Osama Bin Laden.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (mupln)

234 Collapse the system. Set the earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (lu1XB)

235 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

I think she needs me to help her with that seatbelt.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

236 Afternoon Ace. Like I said this AM Abbott should tell Johnson "we're sending you people of color, what's the problem?". Abbot should also respond "we're sending them to NJ, the governor there is a honky"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (Yem6A)

237
I will NOT be doing a "you asked for it" for that song

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (+cH+C)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (9gDA7)

238 We're due for some heavy rain this p.m., that and wind. My boss was here earlier, but he's gone out, no word when or if he'll be back, and has not let us know we should use our judgment about leaving early to avoid flooding in the horrific streets. The president's office did, but not him.

He's bent out of shape about something, and warns us there'll "be consequences," which he will discuss at our next staff meeting. Ten days from now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (J2vNu)

239 Just got work email (from our DEI coordinator in HR) regarding pronouns in emails.
I browsed it, seems like I'm not *yet* mandated to add pronouns.

Everything not banned will be required.

Including penis sipping.

Posted by: Soviet America at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

240 "What a fucking retard. This is what we are up against. People with the IQ of rock. A very stupid rock."

And to make it worse. What percentage of the population believes this garbage?
It's mind-numbing to say the least.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Rn/yD)

241 I'm not on the Weather List at least.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (ev+Ps)

242 Actress Jodie Foster said in a recent interview that members of Generation Z can be “really annoying” to work with, and that she hopes she can help rising stars “learn how to relax.”

“They’re really annoying, especially in the workplace,” Foster told the Guardian in a recent interview.

“They’re like, ‘Nah, I’m not feeling it today, I’m gonna come in at 10:30 a.m.,'” the actress added. “Or in emails, I’ll tell them, ‘This is all grammatically incorrect, did you not check your spelling?’ And they’re like, ‘Why would I do that, isn’t that kind of limiting?'”

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

243

Joe, you were doing so good, but then...

A nose ring and lip pin?

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (j4U/Z)

244 About 100 R house members voted to get rid of Santos.

I count that as 100 votes for whatever amnesty Biden wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

245 Marxists want no borders

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 02:02 PM (fwDg9)

246 Chaskel Bennett @ChaskelBennett 2h
#Breaking: Pro Hamas extremists blocking Brooklyn Bridge, Williamsburg Bridge, Manhattan Bridge and Holland Tunnel during morning rush. Drivers are livid. Patience has run its course. @NYPDnews and Port Authority PD making mass arrests across the city. New Yorkers appreciate @NYCMayor and #NYPD AND #PAPD for stopping this madness. Enough is enough.
@PortAuthOEM @PAPD911

http://tinyurl.com/mrx6eder
three short videos

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 2h
BREAKING:
More than 100 anti-Israel protesters have been arrested in New York City after blocking a number of bridges and the Holland Tunnel.

They were calling for Israel to:
“Free All Palestinian Prisoners”
http://tinyurl.com/34nw27sr
23 seconds; just of Hamassholes calling for the Intifada genocide.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:02 PM (2yu8s)

247 Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is claiming that a root cause of illegal aliens are showing up on the US southern border is climate change.

Wut?

If I have this right, millions of illegal aliens are showing up at the US southern border to escape climate change, a global problem, because, apparently the US is a safe haven from global climate change.

Me thinks this is pant load of bullshit and that illegal aliens are showing up because the Marxist left, running the country, are trying to important as many future Democrat voters as possible and create a steady supply of cheap labor that will keep wages depressed and the rental properties full.

Posted by: lost in space at January 08, 2024 02:02 PM (IpLVR)

248 >>> Tacklebox face. Hard pass.
Posted by: Count de Monet

But the lip stud would make a good hook for one's scrotum ring.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 02:02 PM (cOq4q)

249 Is that piercing through her lip?
Eeww.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

250 Just got work email (from our DEI coordinator in HR) regarding pronouns in emails.
I browsed it, seems like I'm not *yet* mandated to add pronouns. Email claims that folks were "clamoring" for this for their emails, which I seriously doubt.
I liked the company when I joined quite a few years ago, but since we were acquired, I'm liking it less and less...Mothership seems to be DEI obsessed, and their internal promotional posters were downright commie-inspired (people looking up like in those old Soviet posters).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

I'm kinda waiting for that in my current organization. My intended reply is that I wish to never be referred to by a 3rd person pronoun as I find them demeaning and inhumane. As Heisenberg would utter -- "say my name"

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (+cH+C)

251
Avenging Annie > Polk Salad Annie > Apple Annie

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (nFnyb)

252 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (9gDA7)

253 In the name of God and the people, Rafik Hariri Airport is not the airport of Hezbollah and Iran,” the English-language message read, according to photos taken of the flight information screens at the airport on Sunday. “Oh Hassan Nasrallah, you will not find a supporter if Lebanon is plunged into war. You bear your responsibility and its consequences, Hezbollah.”

“We will not fight on behalf of anyone. You bombed our port and now you want to bomb our airport because of the introduction of weapons. Let the airport be freed from the grip of the state,” the message concluded.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

254 OT:
Just got work email (from our DEI coordinator in HR) regarding pronouns in emails.
I browsed it, seems like I'm not *yet* mandated to add pronouns. Email claims that folks were "clamoring" for this for their emails, which I seriously doubt.
I liked the company when I joined quite a few years ago, but since we were acquired, I'm liking it less and less...Mothership seems to be DEI obsessed, and their internal promotional posters were downright commie-inspired (people looking up like in those old Soviet posters).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 08, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

"folks are clamoring" aka that one weird aposematic-haired femcel from the mailroom.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (4I/2K)

255 Philly homeowner forced to PAY $1,200 to get squatter to leave his home after police refused to intervene and an eviction could take six months

https://mol.im/a/12937525

Someone said 'There is another way but it involves jailtime!'
Now if a few of your friends get together with a backhoe, while you sit in a bar and have alibi ......!

Posted by: Ciampino - Squatter news: Have Backhoe, Will Travel at January 08, 2024 02:04 PM (qfLjt)

256 There's a secular book about all this.

The Razor's Edge

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:04 PM (ev+Ps)

257 I'm kinda waiting for that in my current organization. My intended reply is that I wish to never be referred to by a 3rd person pronoun as I find them demeaning and inhumane. As Heisenberg would utter -- "say my name"

The *point* of pronouns is to allow you to refer to someone without knowing his name.

Custom pronouns are just adding another name for someone.

If forced perhaps some UTF-16 character that won't render correctly in most systems would be the best. Like use the Kanji character for "he" or something

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (ibTVg)

258 >>251 Is that piercing through her lip?
Eeww.
Posted by: wth

And a potentially snot encrusted nose ring.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (eYF7X)

259 Where's Jim Acosta quoting the poetry from the Statue of Liberty to Eric Adams demanding he take all immigrants, legal or otherwise.

Posted by: neverBiden at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (eIGHH)

260 Michigan polling does not matter, Michigan no longer has elections after the ballot proposals in '22. It's just Ballot Theater now.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (UfRqq)

261 Posted by: Montec at January 08,

Anchorage is at 80+ inches right now in January.
A record.
Beat last years snow fall which was a record also.
Globull warming my ass.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (Rn/yD)

262 German Farmers Are Revolting

.. and they smell bad, too

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

263
I'm not on the Weather List at least.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (ev+Ps)

You haven't looked at the 10 day weather forecast for your area lately, have you?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 02:06 PM (3qE2b)

264 The house could shut it all down, they don't. Who leads the house again?

It's going to get spicy. I sure hope none of my family is hurt.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 08, 2024 02:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

265 The *point* of pronouns is to allow you to refer to someone without knowing his name.

Custom pronouns are just adding another name for someone.

If forced perhaps some UTF-16 character that won't render correctly in most systems would be the best. Like use the Kanji character for "he" or something
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (ibTVg)

I'll use the Wingdings font and type "doof"

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (+cH+C)

266 German Farmers Are Revolting

.. and they smell bad, too
Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

They stink on ice!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (9gDA7)

267 After we cut off benefits (dream) and enforce the laws the illegals will self deport.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 01:55 PM (csTMM)

Yeah, the argument Pooky and I were having was over what to do with those who stay after that *and* the border is closed. We can discuss the options after those two things are accomplished.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (dtlDP)

268 German Farmers Are Revolting

Before the rise of the WEF types protests could work some of the time...politicians in Europe/US were afraid of getting voted out.

But now with "fortified" elections standard protests aren't going to cut it...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (ibTVg)

269 Republicans want the same things Democrats want because Republicans are Democrats.

Posted by: JCG at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (WiKqj)

270 Any word on Secretary Austin's health? Did they have to amputate some toes cuz diabetes?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2024 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

271 >>264 German Farmers Are Revolting

.. and they smell bad, too
Posted by: SMOD

.. and most of their wives are hirsute.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:08 PM (eYF7X)

272 251 Is that piercing through her lip?
Eeww.
Posted by: wth

And a potentially snot encrusted nose ring.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (eYF7X)
......

I didn't even see it. The big lopsided bewb had captured my attention.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 02:08 PM (v0R5T)

273 Disclose.tv @disclosetv Jan 6
NEW - Chinese capital Beijing experienced its coldest December since records began in 1951 — Guardian

Disclose.tv @disclosetv Jan 6
MORE - Finland and Sweden provisionally recorded their lowest temperatures this century — Met Office

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:08 PM (2yu8s)

274 Republicans want the same things Democrats want because Republicans are Democrats.

Mittens Romneycare is the "rightwing" of the uniparty.

He wants technocrat rule
Fortified elections
Tens of Millions of Illegals
Endless COVID shots

And yeah...not really much different then what Biden wants is it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (ibTVg)

275 Globull warming my ass.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 08, 2024 02:05 PM (Rn/yD)

=====

It's dumping global warming like crazy here right now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

276 German Farmers Are Revolting . . .

***
I know, I've seen 'em.

Metalworkers and coalminers are no bargains either.

Posted by: Olaf Scholz at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

277 I liked the company when I joined quite a few years ago, but since we were acquired, I'm liking it less and less...Mothership seems to be DEI obsessed, and their internal promotional posters were downright commie-inspired (people looking up like in those old Soviet posters).

That's happening at my current job as well. Not only is the mothership DEI obsessed, they've been systematically gutting local management that wasn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

278 > Why is carville suddenly relevant again? Who is paying him?

Hillary released Carville from his crypt for the purposes of defending Bill from the latest Epstein revelations.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76)

279
I'll use the Wingdings font and type "doof"
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (+cH+C)



Seems Pixy hates that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

280 Rectum? It nearly killed him!

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 28m
JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

281 This chilly brunette in a car
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM

She's not truly cold; if she were, Montgomery's tubercles would be evident.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

282
I didn't even see it. The big lopsided bewb had captured my attention.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 02:08 PM

That was a bewb? I thought an airbag had inflated.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (3qE2b)

283 Rectum? It nearly killed him!

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 28m
JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

Let's just say a man needs to know his limits.

Posted by: Sec Austin's Jamacian boyfriend at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (ibTVg)

284 >>JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

Good.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:11 PM (eYF7X)

285 Please, come to Boston for the Springtime
I'm stayin' here with some friends, and they've got lots of room

Posted by: Dave Loggins at January 08, 2024 02:11 PM (raPis)

286 It's winter, time to bring back water-cannons or even just sprinklers.

Posted by: Ciampino - All you scum blocking roads need a shower at January 08, 2024 02:11 PM (qfLjt)

287 Doof has a firm handle on his nic, I see.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 08, 2024 02:12 PM (tT6L1)

288 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 28m
JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

Pain is weakness leaving the body!

Posted by: Gunny Sgt Hartman at January 08, 2024 02:12 PM (4I/2K)

289 I'll use the Wingdings font and type "doof"
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:07 PM (+cH+C)



Seems Pixy hates that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

Just tried in in Word. The letter f looks like a derivative of that thing Prince used instead of a name

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (+cH+C)

290 Jodie Foster works in an office now? Huh.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (ji3Wy)

291 Getting ready to run??

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 23m
NEW - Michelle Obama: "I am terrified about what could happen."

http://tinyurl.com/2rdpw8yn
27 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (2yu8s)

292 So in other words, when it comes to the subject of a secure southern border, it's basically the American people (and some few R candidates for Prez) versus the entire federal government.

Is anyone here believing the R party is serious on this subject?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (dGCAG)

293 Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:
"Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter."

------------

How many will be sheltering in your home?

I say we dump off 100 illegals there, give them piñata sticks -- and tell them the lone survivor gets title to her home.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (kE+/4)

294 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 28m
JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

-

Why didn't he just put another mask on?

Posted by: Nikky Haley, True Savior of the Democracy at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (+RC1q)

295 >>JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

Good.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:11 PM (eYF7X)
.......

Moar fentanyl, stat.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

296 290 Jodie Foster works in an office now? Huh.
------------
I guess she needs money.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (pZ64F)

297 DIE Coordinator = Political Commissar

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 02:14 PM (fwDg9)

298 Rep. Stefanik Says She is Concerned About the ‘Treatment of January 6 Hostages’ on Meet the Press

Concerns are a dime a dozen honey.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 08, 2024 02:14 PM (eYF7X)

299 Making "extreme" weather the foundation of your Big Lie is ingenious because there's always going to be something "extreme" happening somewhere.

Atlantic Ocean experiencing violent storms!!! Record high temperatures in Bumblefuck Georgia!!

Posted by: JCG at January 08, 2024 02:14 PM (WiKqj)

300 Suing the bus companies seems mighty stupid. But, then, Eric Adams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 02:14 PM (tkR6S)

301 >>JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon

Could be lupus.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at January 08, 2024 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

302 Germans have been using slave labor to get shit done ....since forever.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:15 PM (ev+Ps)

303 That AA/DEI hire as Defense Sec. probably had hemorrhoid surgery to fix a rear-(I wanted to say admiral) problem from too much fartclamming and monkeypoxing escapades.

Posted by: Ciampino - Some nurse needs to make money by telling the DM what he had done. at January 08, 2024 02:15 PM (qfLjt)

304 She's not truly cold; if she were, Montgomery's tubercles would be evident.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

I have to go back three times to see all the flaws everyone else sees.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (n2Iei)

305 the congressional position should be "Enforce the existing Laws as already written, Legislated, passed, codified, anything else is a VIOLATION of the LAW...and not a dime can be spent doing so." File contempt of congress and federal charges of violation of oaths, laws, the constitution, misuse of office, misuse of funds, against Biden and every single underling, lawyer and judge who does not follow and enforce the LAW.
Article 4 section four, of the Constitution REQUIRES that the Federal Govt protect ALL states from "Invasion".
Biden's Just-us Dept is handing out 10 year sentences for "Trespassing" at the capitol, "The Peoples House" to citizens who were there for 10 minutes...while at the same time giving defacto citizenship/amnesty/subsidy/free legal council to Millions who have "Trespassed" permanently into a country where they have NO RIGHT to be.

Posted by: birdog at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (sYlnp)

306 Doof has a firm handle on his nic, I see.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 08, 2024 02:12 PM (tT6L1)

If the shoe fits...

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (+cH+C)

307 This chilly brunette in a car
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM

She's not truly cold; if she were, Montgomery's tubercles would be evident.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 08, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

Quit poring over your Mom's medical journals and get thee to 10-Forward. Find a real girl.

Posted by: Lt Cdr Riker at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (4I/2K)

308 Doubt Austin had a sex change. A guy who wore that get up during COVID is too much of a hypochondriac to to risk fecal matter in his faux vagina

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (Yem6A)

309 This chilly brunette in a car is glad to be driving away from her illegal-infested blue city:
http://tiny.cc/zf7yvz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Zp1WF)

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Built-in airbags FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (kE+/4)

310 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 02:03 PM (9gDA7)

Everyone opposed to Israel.

Soon you will all be made to be Palestinian.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

311
Huh?

No one knows one-hit wonder "Avenging Annie" by Andy Pratt from the summer of '72?

No?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0W_RQMxQzI

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2024 02:17 PM (nFnyb)

312 The President has abrogated his duty to enforce immigration law.

And Congress won't impeach. We are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:18 PM (ev+Ps)

313 What's a 'palestinian?'

Mostly Antifa, except now wearing keffiyehs.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

314 What percentage of elected REPUBLICANS think the Ukrainian border is more important than ours? The question assumes less than one hundred percent, obviously.

This is the ONLY issue that matters. The whole ball of wax, and the corrupt cowards in the reputed opposition party likely will cave.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 08, 2024 02:18 PM (KSNKu)

315 Putting the trans in Trans-Jordanian!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:18 PM (2yu8s)

316 Quit poring over your Mom's medical journals and get thee to 10-Forward. Find a real girl.
Posted by: Lt Cdr Riker at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (4I/2K)

I'm not sure the guy who pines for "I feel you've pissed them off, Captain" is the best giver of advice.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

317 Doubt Austin had a sex change. A guy who wore that get up during COVID is too much of a hypochondriac to to risk fecal matter in his faux vagina
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2024 02:16 PM (Yem6A)

The initial report was, it was "complications from elective surgery."

These days, Lopadicfromies are THE most non-elective surgeries on the planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:19 PM (dGCAG)

318 Why does New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps and California the most lawyers?

New Jersey got first pick.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 02:19 PM (ev+Ps)

319 Shut up , Wesley

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2024 02:20 PM (Yem6A)

320 Heaven forfend. If Brandon and the GOP get together to agree on deportations, every citizen of the US is getting bussed to Guatemala and Honduras.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 01:27 PM (0FoWg)
\
Think of the money you will save on heating bills!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 02:20 PM (tkR6S)

321 I'm not sure the guy who pines for "I feel you've pissed them off, Captain" is the best giver of advice.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2024 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

I have Klingon sisters in my notch count. You?

Okay then!

Posted by: Lt Cdr Riker at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (4I/2K)

322 No borders here so can't see why Ukraine needs to protect theirs

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

323 LOL. Remember the felon who took a flying leap at a judge, tackling her against a wall?

They brought him into court today in full prisoner transport cuffs, spit guard over his head, and hands covered and locked in cylinders.

http://tiny.cc/3n7yvz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76)

324 314 What percentage of elected REPUBLICANS think the Ukrainian border is more important than ours? The question assumes less than one hundred percent, obviously.

This is the ONLY issue that matters. The whole ball of wax, and the corrupt cowards in the reputed opposition party likely will cave.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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I'll wager most of them are in the Senate proportionately. There was a reason that the Senate was trying to put the Ukraine funds into a must pass bill instead of a separate contingency bill. Has to do with budget scoring.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (aYC4C)

325 So in other words, when it comes to the subject of a secure southern border, it's basically the American people (and some few R candidates for Prez) versus the entire federal government and pretty much every state government (including border states -- the reason they pulled out all the stops to steal the election from Kari Lake, who WAS gonna stop it in AZ).

Is anyone here believing the R party is serious on this subject?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:13 PM (dGCAG)

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Proposed amendment for consideration.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:22 PM (kE+/4)

326 Rep. Stefanik Says She is Concerned About the ‘Treatment of January 6 Hostages’ on Meet the Press

Concerns are a dime a dozen honey.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'm so glad after 3 years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 02:22 PM (R4t5M)

327 These days, Lopadicfromies are THE most non-elective surgeries on the planet.
Posted by: BurtTC
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I read what you did there. Well played.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:22 PM (aYC4C)

328 Posted by: paul at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (hgDJr)

========

So, since you disapprove of how W handled the War on Terror, feeling that he went too far in bending the rule of law to pursue policy preferences, you also feel that Biden is going to far bending the rule of law to pursue policy preferences, right?

Or is it fine since Biden is a good man who would never forcefully shove his finger up an aide's vagina?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

329 Yes; once again the RNCe has sold us out.

Posted by: vic at January 08, 2024 02:23 PM (A5THL)

330 329 Yes; once again the RNCe has sold us out.
Posted by: vic at January 08, 2024 02:23 PM (A5THL)

=======

You know, if you think of it as a single, extended sell out, it's really just a question of whether it's still going or not.

And the answer is always yes, it's still going.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

331
When I was a little boy, women had a fad resurgence of the 18th century "beauty mark" when they did full make up, which was painting a mole on their face, which, theory went, would attract the eye to that point on their face which would be regarded most favorably.

Today's "golden boogers" attached to eyebrows, noses and lips serve the function of eliciting questions from elderly uncles demanding to know what kind of retard would do that to their face.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 02:24 PM (j4U/Z)

332 Anchorage is at 80+ inches right now in January.
A record.
Beat last years snow fall which was a record also.
Globull warming my ass.
_____

Global Warming causes extreme weather events, like record snowfall. Or no snow at all. And also everything possible in between these extremes.

Duh.

Posted by: State Media at January 08, 2024 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

333 JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary was transported by ambulance from his home to hospital on Jan 1 after suffering "severe pain" — Pentagon
*
Could be lupus.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at January 08, 2024

***
It's not lupus.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at January 08, 2024 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

334 312 The President has abrogated his duty to enforce immigration law.

And Congress won't impeach. We are well and truly screwed.
Posted by: torabora
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Rather pointless to impeach when removal depends on 2/3rds of the Senate. None of the Dems would vote for conviction.

An impeachment inquiry though basically shreds Biden's legal defenses using executive privilege on his various mis and malfeasances in office.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:25 PM (aYC4C)

335 LOL. Remember the felon who took a flying leap at a judge, tackling her against a wall?

They brought him into court today in full prisoner transport cuffs, spit guard over his head, and hands covered and locked in cylinders.

http://tiny.cc/3n7yvz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76)

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I would have given him the full Hannibal Lecter treatment -- including wheeling him in on a handcart dolly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:25 PM (kE+/4)

336 Anchorage is at 80+ inches right now in January.
A record.
Beat last years snow fall which was a record also.
Globull warming my ass.
_____

Global Warming causes extreme weather events, like record snowfall. Or no snow at all. And also everything possible in between these extremes.

Duh.
Posted by: State Media at January 08, 2024 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

Iceball Earth was caused by Global Warming.

Posted by: State Media at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (4I/2K)

337 312 The President has abrogated his duty to enforce immigration law.

And Congress won't impeach. We are well and truly screwed.
--------------------
I wonder what the GOPe are all thinking what will happen when they finally crash the country. Do they somehow think they are in the "club" and their families will be exempt from the hell to follow? Maybe they think the money they are being paid off with will be enough... the money that will soon be worth jack. I really would like to know ...

Posted by: ET at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (xIT1I)

338 That Mayor Wu is a profile in self-aggrandizing bullshit.

Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (lcQJG)

339 338 That Mayor Wu is a profile in self-aggrandizing bullshit.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (lcQJG)

========

And the Southie bad men love being ruled by her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

340 Reclusive Yenta Howard Stern caught COVID. The greasy haired twerp spent four years locked in his bubble, kvetching at anyone who went out and lived their life, and he still got it.

It would take a heart of stone and all that.

http://tiny.cc/co7yvz

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76)

341 Even the best Republican candidates I think get sucked into the swamp that is the Deep State, whereas the Democrats/ Marxists are already Swamp creatures

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 02:27 PM (fwDg9)

342 When I was a little boy, women had a fad resurgence of the 18th century "beauty mark" when they did full make up, which was painting a mole on their face, which, theory went, would attract the eye to that point on their face which would be regarded most favorably. . . .

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024

***
Anne Francis FTW!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

343 I'm starting to wonder if they are importing illegals in order to get body parts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 08, 2024 02:27 PM (lTGtQ)

344 I wonder what the GOPe are all thinking what will happen when they finally crash the country. Do they somehow think they are in the "club" and their families will be exempt from the hell to follow? Maybe they think the money they are being paid off with will be enough... the money that will soon be worth jack. I really would like to know ...
Posted by: ET
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Oddly enough, people generally flee when it is too late and greedy people never can satisfy their looting. That is usually how criminals are caught--no self control.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:28 PM (aYC4C)

345 An impeachment inquiry though basically shreds Biden's legal defenses using executive privilege on his various mis and malfeasances in office.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:25 PM (aYC4C

-------------

Misfeasance, Disfeasance, and Malfeasance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:28 PM (kE+/4)

346 That Mayor Wu is a profile in self-aggrandizing bullshit.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (lcQJG)

========

And the Southie bad men love being ruled by her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

Mistress Midnight Wu!

Posted by: Southie Bad Men at January 08, 2024 02:28 PM (4I/2K)

347 Wu Tang Clam

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 02:28 PM (R4t5M)

348 "Reclusive Yenta Howard Stern caught COVID."

But if I hadn't locked myself a closet for three years and made myself an ever lower-T, Vitamin-D-deprived mole-person and injected myself with 6 doses of inflammatory, immune-destroying gene therapy it would have been MUCH WORSE !

Posted by: Reclusive Yenta Howard "Not Funny" Stern at January 08, 2024 02:29 PM (lcQJG)

349 340 Reclusive Yenta Howard Stern caught COVID. The greasy haired twerp spent four years locked in his bubble, kvetching at anyone who went out and lived their life, and he still got it.

It would take a heart of stone and all that.

http://tiny.cc/co7yvz
Posted by: bonhomme
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I look forward to him becoming a footnote in cultural history.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:29 PM (aYC4C)

350 And the Southie bad men love being ruled by her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024
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Mistress Midnight Wu!
Posted by: Southie Bad Men at January 08, 2024

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The Daughter of Dr. Fu Manchu

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)

351 Misfeasance, Disfeasance, and Malfeasance.
Posted by: ShainS
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That would make a helluva law firm name. Perfect for Perkins Cooie.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:30 PM (aYC4C)

352 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: German legend, Franz Beckenbauer, widely regarded as one of greatest footballers of all time has died [aged 78].

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:30 PM (2yu8s)

353
So, since you disapprove of how W handled the War on Terror, feeling that he went too far in bending the rule of law to pursue policy preferences, you also feel that Biden is going to far bending the rule of law to pursue policy preferences, right?

Or is it fine since Biden is a good man who would never forcefully shove his finger up an aide's vagina?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 08, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

I remember back in the day, when this was being talked about, Dick (Don't call me Richard) Cheney would say how they were using tech to be able to check in on domestic calls with American citizens, but they would go in and out quickly, so as to reduce the change a citizen might have their privacy violated.

These days phone companies are giving everything to the government. Nothing is private.

So yeah, Bushco set up the system, and Team Biden is using it to its fullest extent. Nobody's innocent on this. Including your R Congress, who retained the privilege of the gov to keep doing this.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:30 PM (dGCAG)

354 Nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

355 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: German legend, Franz Beckenbauer, widely regarded as one of greatest footballers of all time has died [aged 78].
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 08, 2024 02:30 PM (2yu8s)

I vaguely remember the name. But I don't recall ever seeing him in shoulder pads on the gridiron.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2024 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

356 I have Klingon sisters in my notch count. You?

Okay then!
Posted by: Lt Cdr Riker at January 08, 2024 02:21 PM

Mom wouldn't let me accompany her and Counselor Troi to a holodeck recreation of it for some reason.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 08, 2024 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)

357 That would make a helluva law firm name. Perfect for Perkins Cooie.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 02:30 PM (aYC4C)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 02:36 PM (kE+/4)

358 243

Joe, you were doing so good, but then...

A nose ring and lip pin?

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 02:01 PM (j4U/Z)
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The facial jewelry means 'only with a brown paper bag' ....
The buffers look good.

Posted by: Ciampino - try again at January 08, 2024 02:38 PM (qfLjt)

359 "A small bipartisan group of senators has been negotiating with the White House since December..."

This line tells you everything you need to know.

Dear conservative voters, get ready to be SOLD OUT yet again by the good-ole-boy, coporate whore party known as Republicans. The hilarious part will be them telling us what a great deal we got, as they rake in cash from the Chamber of Commerce for the massive handjob they will give the USA.

Fuck you, GOP. I can't wait for your party to die as a political entity. FUCK YOU!!!

2020: NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE

Posted by: Tracy at January 08, 2024 02:46 PM (LJG6m)

360 Biden imports untold millions into the country and then goes to "strike a bargain" after three years? That's like raping a guy's wife and daughters over a three year period and then offering to negotiate a price for services rendered. (Of course, in that scenario, the GOP would be like, "Okay, yeah... I'm sure you didn't mean to.")

Posted by: red speck at January 08, 2024 02:47 PM (0Id0S)

361 Tacklebox face. Hard pass.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2024 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

(obligatory) She has a face?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 02:49 PM (tkR6S)

362 If the oceans boil will Oregon coast beaches be swimable? Cuz that would be awesome man.
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 01:53 PM (eQHI/)

Well, they won't be beaches for long, you'll have to go cross country to find the new coastline on the continental shelf.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2024 03:10 PM (eoQWY)

363 The biggest number of illegal Aliens in America is the United Nations

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 08, 2024 04:23 PM (wGqjj)

364 Ι think the admin of this web site is actually working hard in favoг of his web site, since here every data is quality based infοrmation.

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