Quick Hits

Politi"Fact" has done the most important "fact" check of the new year.

Hillary Clinton

Not a lizard. Not a liar.

81% of all political "jokes" on late night "comedy" shows targeted conservatives.

A new study from the Media Research Center found that 81% of all political jokes told on major late-night comedy shows in 2023 targeted conservatives.
The media watchdog analyzed each of the 9,518 political jokes told between six major daily late-night shows from January 3 through December 22, 2023, and found that 7,729 of them took aim at "someone or something on the right side of the political spectrum."
The shows analyzed were ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," NBC's "Late Night with Seth Meyers," NBC's "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon", CBS's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" and "The Late Late Show with James Corden" (until its cancelation in April).
MRC also put together a video of some of the "worst late-night moments of the year" to showcase several examples of late-night comedy's bias against conservatives.

Jimmy Kimmel had the highest rate of anti-conservative "jokes."

Wayne LaPierre has resigned as head of the NRA.

LaPierre cited health reasons for his resignation, effective Jan. 31, which NRA president Charles Cotton accepted. Head of General Operations Andrew Arulanandam will serve as the association's interim CEO and executive vice president, the release said.
The announcement comes before trial proceedings begin Monday in New York attorney general Letitia James's (D.) lawsuit against the NRA. James, who has accused the organization of diverting money to LaPierre and other leaders, was seeking LaPierre's removal, among other remedies. LaPierre stands as an individual defendant in the trial.

I missed this last week: The AP admitted that their article, claiming that conservatives had "discovered a new weapon against professors -- plagiarism," didn't meet AP's standards.

Well, you published it, assholes. It did meet your standards.

"Plagiarism charges downed Harvard's president. A conservative attack helped to fan the outrage," the AP's new headline reads.
"American higher education has long viewed plagiarism as among the most serious of offenses. Accusations of plagiarism have ruined the careers of academics and undergraduates alike," the AP's updated lede reads.
Gay resigned following several allegations of plagiarism on Tuesday, and claimed any attacks against her were fueled by "racial animus" in a letter announcing her decision.
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"Reviews by conservative activists and then by a Harvard committee did find multiple shortcomings in Gay's academic citations. In dozens of instances first published by The Washington Free Beacon, a conservative website, Gay's work includes long stretches of prose that mirror language from other published works," the AP's original piece said.
A paragraph placed high-up in the updated version read, "Reviews by Harvard found multiple shortcomings in Gay's academic citations, including several instances of "duplicative language." While the university concluded the errors 'were not considered intentional or reckless' and didn't rise to misconduct, the allegations continued, with new ones as recently as Monday."
The updated report included a paragraph pinning the original allegations to "conservative activists," and cited the Washington Free Becaon's report on the allegations.
Some took issue with the AP's definition of "scalping" in the original report, which called out Christopher Rufo, who wrote "scalped" on social media after Gay announced her resignation.
The original report read,"As if Gay was a trophy of violence, invoking a gruesome practice taken up by white colonists who sought to eradicate Native Americans."
"On X, formerly Twitter, he wrote "SCALPED," as if Gay was a trophy of violence, invoking a gruesome practice taken up by white colonists who sought to eradicate Native Americans and also used by some tribes against their enemies," the updated version read.
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Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle said the AP "buried the lede" and added, "the GOP stole this weapon from colleges, which for years punished people for plagiarism with little to no input from conservatives."

Billionaire former Harvard donor Bill Ackman is on the absolute warpath. In this very long tweet, he says he wants to use AI to start scanning the papers of all professors in the Ivy League and other elite universities to find plagiarism, and is willing to fund a company to do just that.

Bill Ackman
@BillAckman
Last night, no one at @MIT had a good night's sleep.
Yesterday evening, shortly after I posted that we were launching a plagiarism review of all current MIT faculty, President Kornbluth, members of MIT's administration, and its board, I am sure that an audible collective gasp could be heard around the campus.
Why? Well, every faculty member knows that once their work is targeted by AI, they will be outed. No body of written work in academia can survive the power of AI searching for missing quotation marks, failures to paraphrase appropriately, and/or the failure to properly credit the work of others.
But it wasn't just the MIT faculty that did not sleep last night. The @Harvard faculty, its governing board members, and its administrative leadership did not sleep either. Because why would we stop at MIT?
Don't we have to do a deep dive into academic integrity at Harvard as well?
What about Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Penn, Dartmouth? You get the point.
While we are going to do a detailed review of plagiarism at MIT, we are not going to be the only ones who do so.
Every college and university in the world is going to have to do the same for themselves. They will do so because they will need to validate all plagiarism accusations, or someone else will do it for them.
The best approach, however, is probably to launch an AI startup to do this job (I would be interested in investing in one) as there is plenty of work to do, and many institutions won't have the resources to do it on their own. Perhaps more importantly, the donors are going to demand that the review is done by an independent third party.
For who today is going to trust higher education to review itself?

The Gestapo Media dug up flimsy claims of plagiarism against Bill Ackman's wife and then gave her 90 minutes to go through them all before publishing.

She has 15 patents. I don't think you can plagiarize a patent application. The Patent Office strictly scrutinizes all patent applications for novelty. If it's not new, you can't patent it, period.

He says he will not be bowed:

Bill Ackman
@BillAckman
I will pursue these societally important issues including problems with how our media operates, the ideological take over of our education system, discrimination in all forms, and free speech to the end of the earth. It is the most important battle I have ever taken on.
And for investors who are concerned about my time management, other than words and ideas, the 'fuel' for my efforts comes from investment success.
Not that I wasn't incredibly motivated before, but if it is possible, I am even more motivated now.
And yes I am posting while on the elliptical for better time management.

US intelligence: Yes of course that hospital in Gaza is a Hamas terror base.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The U.S. is "confident" that Palestinian militant groups used Gaza's largest hospital to hold "at least a few" hostages seized during their bloody Oct. 7, 2023, attack and to house command infrastructure, an American intelligence assessment declassified Tuesday and shared by a U.S. official found.
The assessment offers the firmest U.S. support for Israeli claims about the Shifa hospital complex, which was raided by Israeli forces in November in an operation decried by global humanitarian organizations and some members of President Joe Biden' s party. Yet the information released doesn't fully back some of Israel's most significant allegations that the hospital served as the central node for activities by Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad. The U.S. official shared the assessment on the condition of anonymity.
"The U.S. Intelligence Community is confident in its judgment on this topic and has independently corroborated information on HAMAS and PIJ's use of the hospital complex for a variety of purposes related to its campaign against Israel," the assessment states. It continues that it believes the groups "used the al-Shifa hospital complex and sites beneath it to house command infrastructure, exercise certain command and control activities, store some weapons, and hold at least a few hostages."
The U.S. believes that Hamas members evacuated days before Israel raided the complex on Nov. 15 and that they destroyed sensitive documents and electronics before Israeli troops entered the facility.
U.S. officials had previously pointed to classified intelligence, obtained independently from the Israelis, to offer support for Israel's raid.

PJ Media: Boy the media's doing a great job of hiding Biden's nuclear waste czar and felonious nonbinary Puppy Pervert Sam Brinton.

Fox News reported Sunday that Brinton, who "made headlines in mid-2022 after being appointed to lead nuclear waste policy at the Department of Energy's (DOE) Office of Nuclear Energy as a nonbinary gender-fluid person," has "avoided jail in two criminal cases, while a third criminal case and a related lawsuit remain ongoing."
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Now imagine for a moment that Brinton were, instead of a "they/them" perversion enthusiast with a taste for women's clothes, a family-first, devout Christian Trump administration appointee who had likewise been accused of several thefts. Do you think that proceedings in his case would, in that scenario, have been delayed multiple times? Do you think that he would still be a free man with nothing but a 180-day suspended sentence levied against him? Neither do I.

wretchardthecat
@wretchardthecat
The failure of Biden's Iran containment policy, as with his border and economic policy is being driven by catastrophic results and not as spuriously alleged, by 'bigotry'.

These disasters are being exploited by Republicans, conservatives, libertarians and even civilization's foes. But they are not its cause. Institutional incompetence and madness are primarily to blame. Reality is striking back.
Menendez, Santos, Hunter, Epstein, the porn shoot in the Senate, the emergence of weird cults in academia are symptoms of an underlying condition. Despite our denial the system is bound for the ER of history. Ignore the intellectuals who insist that we're alright. We're not.

Women boxers are standing up to rail against new rules which will permit men to physically pummel them and perhaps murder them in the ring.

As Bounding Into Sports recently reported, USA Boxing has announced a new "transgender policy" that allows biological males to compete against women in a combat sport. While there are some conditions on eligibility, the main, horrible point remains: the U.S. governing body for Olympic competition is now OK with men hitting women.
This must please Ray Rice.
The move faced vehement opposition from some of the most outspoken voices for protecting women's rights and women's sports, including Riley Gaines and Dana Loesch. But now, women's boxing champions are making their voices heard as well. And those voices are saying, "Hell no!"

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As the example of Fallon Fox demonstrates, allowing this injustice in women's boxing will definitely result in women getting seriously injured, and possibly even killed.

Thank you for not being afraid to say something that is common sense in a time where most people are cowards.
— Taylor Silverman (@tmsilverman) December 31, 2023

The anti-white racist and pro-jihad Muslim extremist Mehdi Hassan has been fired by MSNBC. He's the Don LeMon of Islamists.

Mehdi Hasan announced Sunday he is leaving MSNBC entirely just weeks after it was announced his show was canceled.
Hasan told the audience during his final episode of "The Mehdi Hasan Show" that it was also his last day on MSNBC.
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"Yes, I've decided to leave. To be clear, I am so proud, so, so proud of what we've achieved on this show on this network, and I can't thank you enough for tuning in and for your support and for your feedback. But as they say, new year, new plans."
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Hasan has recently come under fire for his takes on the Israel-Hamas war and has frequently blamed Israel for the rise of Hamas.
Back in 2009 Hasan called non-Muslims "animals" and compared homosexuals to "pedophiles" and "sexual deviants."

You can see Mehdi Hassan saying that non-Muslims "live like cattle" and branding gays as pedophiles, here.

In which Tom Nichols � who was a paid instructor at the Harvard Extension School for 18 years � belittles students like @realChrisRufo who attended the Harvard Extension School.https://t.co/Bc77HzkAzm pic.twitter.com/7f0rQDx5Kq
— Brian Anderson (@AZBrianAnderson) January 6, 2024

Christopher Rufo always says he went to the Harvard Extension School. This claim they're making, that he tries to "trick" people into thinking he went to the "Real Harvard," is something they just made up in their stupid pointed heads.

Harvard just doesn't have prestige enough any longer for people to lie to associate themselves with it.

Andy Ngo has outed the woman who insanely accused McDonalds' of a Zionist Conspiracy over their blue and white burger wrappers, which she claimed was obviously a propaganda campaign in favor of Israel.

The video, stripped of context and recently reposted across multiple social media platforms like TikTok and Twitter, was originally posted on Instagram on Oct. 19, 2023 by a Chicago Palestinian-American woman running the business account "@makeupbylaureen." The account is run by Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old woman based out of Park Ridge, Ill. who was previously known as Laureen Zanayed.

Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old makeup artist based out of Park Ridge, Ill., recorded a video where she confronted McDonald's employees over a blue wrapper she claims is pro-Israel subliminal propaganda. Read my investigation behind the viral video: https://t.co/VflCXMWMhy pic.twitter.com/zDp8xrlW6V
— Andy Ng� 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) January 3, 2024

What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.

It is good to know that we are continuing to import people into this country who believe in bizarre tribalist conspiracy theories and who wish to turn America into the same bloody battlefield that they fled.

Come to the US, turn it into the same backwards violent shithole you left.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 HI!

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 05:32 PM (j4U/Z)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

3 At least Diana in V was hot.

Fucking Lizard!
-Dillon

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:33 PM (di6C2)

4
For kicks I visited Drudge for the first time in forever and it's all about Trump humping at Epstein Manor.

So the walls are closing in and it's all over now.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (j4U/Z)

5 Ace esta en fuego, todo el dia!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (a3Q+t)

6 Re: previous thread

I have no idea what to believe about anything related to this story

or anything, in general
I consider all 'information' to be suspect
the FWP thread is fun

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (geLO8)

7 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a human, not a reptile."

But she does have a smelly hoo-ha. Disprove that, jackass.

Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (XUb30)

8 "Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old makeup artist based out of Park Ridge, Ill. ..."

Park Ridge is Hillary's home town. Coincidence?

Posted by: Nemo at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (S6ArX)

9 Hillary Clinton is not a reptile? I require proof before I believe this.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:36 PM (bMfqA)

10 and the Tech and Cafe threads are fun

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 05:37 PM (geLO8)

11 7 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a human, not a reptile."

But she does have a smelly hoo-ha. Disprove that, jackass.
Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:34 PM (XUb30)

Probably would smell like crocodile leather boots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:37 PM (di6C2)

12 I refuse to believe anything about Sam Brinton until he implicates Donald Trump for major crimes.

Posted by: Rock Ribbed Conservative who is Nikki Ride or Die at January 08, 2024 05:38 PM (D7oie)

13 >>Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old makeup artist based out of Park Ridge, Ill., recorded a video where she confronted McDonald's employees over a blue wrapper she claims is pro-Israel subliminal propaganda.

There are way too many batshit crazy people in this country.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 05:38 PM (ZLI7S)

14 If you ever see Hillary Clinton, just yell at her "haha, you'll never be president". Nothing bothers her more. She'll probably go home and take a shower with Brillo and bleach while sobbing.

Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (XUb30)

15 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

She went on social media trying to make a big public stink. She made herself the story. She deserves whatever she gets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (i9ffA)

16 You want smelly? We got your smelly!!

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 08, 2024 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

17 I can't imagine going through life searching high and low for something to be triggered by. It must be one miserable existence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

18 I think of all these people love Palestine so much, they should get the fuck out of our country and go live there.

Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:41 PM (XUb30)

19 Women boxers should form a new boxing association. And completely boycott USA Boxing.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:41 PM (V13WU)

20 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

She went on social media trying to make a big public stink. She made herself the story. She deserves whatever she gets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (i9ffA)

These are the rules as they've been shoved down our throats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

21 I think Bill Ackman is becoming "red pilled"? Is that the proper term?. I hope that he has very good private security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (RSbhh)

22 For kicks I visited Drudge for the first time in forever and it's all about Trump humping at Epstein Manor.

From what I read she said this in 2016 because she didn't want Trump or Hillary to be elected... She recanted it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (n2vyf)

23 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a human, not a reptile."

True. Reptiles have a higher moral code and much better ethics.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (sAmhv)

24 These are the rules as they've been shoved down our throats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

NOT confronting these retards and using social ostracism did not work out so well. Why not try something different?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (di6C2)

25 Women boxers should form a new boxing association. And completely boycott USA Boxing.
Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:41 PM (V13WU)

Seems Team USA as a thing for f*cking up young women. I mean, Dr. Naseer or whatever of the USA Gymnastics Team, now this.

Ladies, it's time to abandon your Olympic dreams and move to another realm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

26 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.

Why?

Posted by: I didn't make the rules at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (pjs7m)

27 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.
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She posted the video of herself, didn't she? Seems to me she outed herself. Or am I misunderstanding the story?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:43 PM (bMfqA)

28 I'll need more evidence before I'll accept that Hillary is not reptilian.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 05:43 PM (n2Iei)

29 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.

==

I am. I feel enough comfort to cover all uz who feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)

30 The Left started doxxing people, getting them fired and banned from all types of activities. Their rules. Enjoy the hell you created. I'm just here for the popcorn.

Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:44 PM (XUb30)

31 Hillary is not a reptile, but she might have one as a familiar.

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

32
She posted the video of herself, didn't she? Seems to me she outed herself. Or am I misunderstanding the story?
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:43 PM (bMfqA)

She used an alias online. Ngo researched and found her name and released it.

Now she'll come out saying every MAGAt on earth is harassing her, threatening her and her intire family is afraid for their lives and are in hiding now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

33 What was the V thing? White mice/rats?

Marc Singer was human. Diana and Freddy Krueger were aliens- but Freddy was a traitor (good) alien, right?

Wasn't there a female good guy traitor alien?

Geez, that show is what? 40-45 years old?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:45 PM (di6C2)

34 Usually I don't like the concept of doxxing people. In that situation the woman was acting like a bully and posted it on social media. If you live by the sword you should be prepared to die by the sword. The left takes advantage of nice people who say "it's not who we are" so fighting back in this situation is worth it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2024 05:45 PM (Yem6A)

35 yeah, what they said. she is making a spectacle of herself. if she wanted privacy , she wouldn't be making a stink on X.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)

36 Sam Brinton is obviously connected. Otherwise, why let this obvious sociopath go free. Our ruling class can find a 'Sam Brinton' anywhere. Depraved, horrible, people lusting for power, are the norm in the upper echelon of the Fed Leviathan.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (sAmhv)

37 *entire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

38 he wants to use AI to start scanning the papers of all professors in the Ivy League and other elite universities to find plagiarism,

Ha!
I can you imagine all the "elite" university presidents making calls to ask they be on the list just so they can later say "Hey! Ackerman considers us elite!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (W/lyH)

39 Hillary Clinton is not a reptile? I require proof before I believe this.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:36 PM

She is, in fact, a reptile, which was revealed in 1999, in an interview on the Today show with Katie Couric.

http://tinyurl.com/44rchxjv

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (a3Q+t)

40 "Now she'll come out saying every MAGAt on earth is harassing her, threatening her and her intire family is afraid for their lives and are in hiding now......."

I heard there are a few apartments available in Gaza. She should be safe there.

Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (XUb30)

41 Now she'll come out saying every MAGAt on earth is harassing her, threatening her and her intire family is afraid for their lives and are in hiding now.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

And? We are going to get blamed regardless.

*types* *deletes* comment re J6.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (di6C2)

42 Hillary is some type of horrifying night creature who comes alive in nightmares. That's why Bill and Hillary don't share a bedroom.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (n2Iei)

43 Ah, okay, thanks Sponge. I didn't get that.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:47 PM (bMfqA)

44 >>The Left started doxxing people, getting them fired and banned from all types of activities. Their rules. Enjoy the hell you created. I'm just here for the popcorn.

How is it doxxing when you post something on social media under your own name?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

45 Don't ever look into your bathroom mirror and say Hillary three times.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (n2Iei)

46 As a kid we had little green chameleons as pets. I much prefer those reptiles to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (RSbhh)

47 36 Sam Brinton is obviously connected. Otherwise, why let this obvious sociopath go free. Our ruling class can find a 'Sam Brinton' anywhere. Depraved, horrible, people lusting for power, are the norm in the upper echelon of the Fed Leviathan.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Former sex partners inside the Beltway or in the Dem Party is my guess. Also look to a Senator patron as that usually greases the rails so to speak for confirmation.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (aYC4C)

48
And? We are going to get blamed regardless.

*types* *deletes* comment re J6.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (di6C2)

It only matters when THEY'RE called out, remember. Jimmy Kimmel thinks Aaron Rodgers put Kimmel's ENTIRE FAMILY at RISK because he mentioned him as possibly being involved with Epstein.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Lunatic McD chicken wrapper cunt needs to be punched in the face and sent to Gaza.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (ufFY8)

50 Good for Bill Ackman. Doing the things no one else dares to do. Like calling DEI for what it is.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU)

51 Blue skies and white clouds are Zionist propaganda

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (C/VHT)

52 It's not as if Claudine Gay committed plagiarist plagiarism!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (MeEQZ)

53 >Sam Brinton is obviously connected. Otherwise, why let this obvious sociopath go free.

I think Sam blew the right four people, and will come to no harm.

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (geLO8)

54 The funny thing is that the Left is threatening to launch plagiarism investigations against "conservative professors".

What "conservative professors" - there are almost none left.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (YAtuc)

55 14 If you ever see Hillary Clinton, just yell at her "haha, you'll never be president". Nothing bothers her more. She'll probably go home and take a shower with Brillo and bleach while sobbing.
Posted by: Material Fact Man at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (XUb30)

And those nice young men from her SS detail will have some interesting shower procedures for you to try out at 4:59 am tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (j4U/Z)

56 At least Diana in V was hot.

Fucking Lizard!
-Dillon
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:33 PM (di6C2)

Jane Badler.

Hubba, hubba.

Freddy Kruger was the dumb good alien.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

57 39 Hillary Clinton is not a reptile? I require proof before I believe this.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:36 PM

She is, in fact, a reptile, which was revealed in 1999, in an interview on the Today show with Katie Couric.

http://tinyurl.com/44rchxjv
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Lady MacBeth had more morals.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (aYC4C)

58 Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a human, not a reptile."

True. Reptiles have a higher moral code and much better ethics.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 05:42 PM (sAmhv)
***

Well she does speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (W/lyH)

59 Mehdi Hasan. Blind hog, acorn, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (tkR6S)

60 I'm sure it was pointed out, but Trump has been under investigation by both parties, the full force of the federal government, multiple state governments, and the media since 2016.

I've got my doubts about any recent claims about anything.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (vuQMF)

61 Blue skies and white clouds
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM

A paucity of which exists in the PNW for 10 months of the year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

62
I [1] do [2] not [3] plagiarize [4].

1. R. U. Reddy, Proc. Roy. Soc., 453 (1931) 586
2. I. C. You, Ann. Phys., 43 (1952) 3241
3. J. Ribbentrop, V. Molotov, Rec. Trav. Chem. Pays-Bas, 65 (1939) 975
4. G. Snuffanopoulous, J. Crim. Journ., 87 (1994) 561

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (MoZTd)

63 Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:47 PM (bMfqA)
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Hi there!

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (JwHpX)

64 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere. The sheer volume of publications is insane. It's not just current or recent publications that researchers read but also older and ancient stuff (early last century even).

Posted by: Ciampino - Storage is not the problem at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (qfLjt)

65 14 If you ever see Hillary Clinton, just yell at her "haha, you'll never be president". Nothing bothers her more. She'll probably go home and take a shower with Brillo and bleach while sobbing.
Posted by: Material Fact Man
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Vince Foster says Hi.

Mark Middleton would comment but he is too busy hanging himself and shooting himself with a shotgun simultaneously.

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (aYC4C)

66 She went on social media trying to make a big public stink. She made herself the story. She deserves whatever she gets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (i9ffA)

Exactly this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (tkR6S)

67 The Harvard Extension School isn't really Harvard!

Posted by: Tom Nichols, BA, Boston University! at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (YAtuc)

68
Death storms approaching the area.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:52 PM (MoZTd)

69 http://tinyurl.com/44rchxjv
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 05:46 PM (a3Q+t)
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And there's my proof. Thank you, Dunc

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:52 PM (bMfqA)

70 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere. The sheer volume of publications is insane.

Use AI. Also, he plans on checking only relatively recent cites (last couple of decades).

Posted by: Tom Nichols, BA, Boston University! at January 08, 2024 05:53 PM (YAtuc)

71 Lady MacBeth had more morals.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM (aYC4C)

Macbeth was a better man than Bill.

Which is kind of why it is a tragedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 05:53 PM (di6C2)

72 27
'What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.'

These days, I only think about me and my family and the cause of freedom. What helps it and what hurts it. I have no help to give for anything else.
For leftists and their muzzie pets? Anything that destroys them is good by definition.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2024 05:53 PM (roH4R)

73
The left appears to have some monopoly on doxxing. But give me a name, an age, and an approximate location and I can find anyone - in less then five minutes. It's about an 80 IQ process in the USA right now.

The fact that I would never engage in such a vile thing? Not that I'm some paragon of virtue. It's just so vile to place anyone and their innocent family at such risk I can't imagine anyone other then a leftist doing it. To hear Soros was swatted? I ain't buying it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 08, 2024 05:53 PM (3qE2b)

74 Only 56 comments in and all my points were made before me.

I feel like Amy Schumer .

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2024 05:53 PM (ufFY8)

75 Howdy Weasel! How goes things in WeaselWorld?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:54 PM (bMfqA)

76 there are Gay apologists who are saying that "everyone plagiarizes'. this is why they are trying to ensnare Ackman's wife into the mess. trying to make people forget that plagiarism is just an icing on the cake as far as Gay's ouster. it's the black supremacist and antisemitism that got her in trouble.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:54 PM (V13WU)

77 The Patent Office strictly scrutinizes all patent applications for novelty.

i think they're mostly looking for rubber bananas and fake dog poo

Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2024 05:55 PM (oY6Yp)

78 Nut punch ladies.
Study Jean Claude Van Damme

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2024 05:55 PM (FhXTo)

79 How goes things in WeaselWorld?
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 05:54 PM (bMfqA)
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Pretty OK! I was able to say on my 2023 "goals and accomplishments" thing at work that I haven't beaten any colleagues to death,
You?

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2024 05:56 PM (JwHpX)

80 *black supremacy

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:56 PM (V13WU)

81 Thanks for the nerd humor, Hadrian. There's similar parody law review article called "The Common Law Origins of the Infield Fly Rule." The first word in the article is "the" and it has a footnote citing authority.

I'm denouncing myself for even knowing this.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 08, 2024 05:57 PM (FEVMW)

82 Ace, regarding the MC Donald's wrapper video. I would be very interested in hearing your reasoning as to why you are uncomfortable outing her? Your reasoning is always well thought out, hence I would be interested in hearing it even though at this moment it goes right past me.

My knee jerk reaction is she posted it, apparently published it publicly, which means she intended people to see it and react to it. Fair enough from my perspective, let her live with it and if that means she gets plastered all over the internet for being a lunatic anti-semite, well so be it.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 08, 2024 05:57 PM (5qPcC)

83 >>The left appears to have some monopoly on doxxing.

But not swatting. This weekend the Obama judge hearing the Trump case got swatted.

Let's see how long that tactic continues.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

84 64 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere.

Careful targeting.

What's funny is the revenge-checking threat when there's no game in sight.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (j4U/Z)

85 >>'What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.'

She kinda outed herself. Both as a retard and as an individual.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (WoVII)

86
The Patent Office strictly scrutinizes all patent applications for novelty.

_____________

The language used in the specification tends to be stylized and widely used. I was amazed to see whole masses of language used in one of my patents lifted and used in a competitor's application.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (MoZTd)

87 Former sex partners inside the Beltway or in the Dem Party is my guess. Also look to a Senator patron as that usually greases the rails so to speak for confirmation.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (aYC4C)

Likely no scarcity of ghey Senators to "patronize" his brown starfish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (tkR6S)

88 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere. The sheer volume of publications is insane. It's not just current or recent publications that researchers read but also older and ancient stuff (early last century even).
Posted by: Ciampino - Storage is not the problem at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM

Start with published thesis papers and articles and work backwards. You might not catch someone who plagiarized once or twice, but you are really looking for the leftists who made it a habit to plagiarize.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (xttsV)

89 Saw " The Boys in the Boat" today. Excellent movie. Well worth the $8.00 senior ticket admission.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 05:59 PM (oaGWv)

90 "Yes, I've decided to leave. To be clear, I am so proud, so, so proud of what we've achieved on this show on this network, and I can't thank you enough for tuning in and for your support and for your feedback. But as they say, new year, new plans."

LOL. What a tool. No one in significant numbers were tuning in that is why you were cashiered. You are proud of a failed program? Rock on idiot.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2024 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

91 Pretty funny: Tom Nichols' Wikipedia entry, which I'm sure Nichols pays obsessive attention to, states:

In 2005, Nichols was appointed to visiting and adjunct faculty roles at La Salle University and Harvard University, respectively. Nichols was named a fellow at Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government in 2008.

Weird that the entry says "Harvard University" and not "Harvard University Extension School".

Posted by: Tom Nichols, BA, Boston University! at January 08, 2024 06:00 PM (YAtuc)

92 68 Death storms approaching the area.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:52 PM (MoZTd)

The weather channel is pure parody.

I don't think the locals can call an inch of snow correctly, or refrain from apocalypse as the lead.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (j4U/Z)

93 My first thought:

Did Dr. Jill plagiarize her stuff?
She sure borrows couch fabric designs.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (ev+Ps)

94 Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 05:59 PM (oaGWv)

Saw it about a week ago at the discount showing in the afternoon. Very enjoyable and uplifting film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (RSbhh)

95 Pretty OK! I was able to say on my 2023 "goals and accomplishments" thing at work that I haven't beaten any colleagues to death,
You?
Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2024 05:56 PM (JwHpX)
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Well done you! Me, I'm okay. I've been at my parents' house for the past week taking care of them because they both have Covid (and my dad has pneumonia) for the first and hopefully last time. They are slowly improving, thank goodness.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (bMfqA)

96 Ackman has fuck you money and they made a grave error in going after his wife. The smoke trails should be epic.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

97 Its AI vs AI in the Plagiaricon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2024 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

98 "What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

That woman Hillary?

Not a woman, a reptile, right? I'm comfortable with outing "her".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2024 06:02 PM (Cus5s)

99 David Hogg, small arms expert, is an alumnus of Harvard University.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

100 87 Former sex partners inside the Beltway or in the Dem Party is my guess. Also look to a Senator patron as that usually greases the rails so to speak for confirmation.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2024 05:48 PM (aYC4C)

Likely no scarcity of ghey Senators to "patronize" his brown starfish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Don't forget senior staffers. Even back in the day, there was an higher concentration of gays in DC than other cities of its size. Probably higher now.

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM (aYC4C)

101 @6
I have no idea what to believe about anything related to this story

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There's a police report that was filed when Epstein sexually assaulted an employee at Mar a Lago, and Trump banned him from the premises.

Everything else right now seems to be "Do you believe this witness?"

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM (eD9I5)

102 > This weekend the Obama judge hearing the Trump case got swatted.

What kind of crazy world do we live in where leftists in good standing are being swatted? It was fine when MTG got swatted for the 157th time, but someone persecuting Trump?

Madness.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM (Odg76)

103 >>That woman Hillary?

Not a woman, a reptile, right? I'm comfortable with outing "her".

They typically have thick skin, reptiles.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM (WoVII)

104 Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 05:59 PM (oaGWv)

And amazing camera work behind, beside and above the boats. Above the boats must have required the use of drones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2024 06:04 PM (RSbhh)

105 suppose truth exists, but is unknowable

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (geLO8)

106 >>>Death storms approaching the area.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:52 PM (MoZTd)

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School already cancelled for tomorrow. 12"-16" forecasted by the end. Save the late April storm in 73', when I was but knee high to a grasshopper, I don't ever recall a forecast for that much snow. I predict we'll get 6"-8", tops.

Posted by: Zombie David Soul at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (JfxgE)

107 There are way too many batshit crazy people in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw

What would be the correct #.

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

108 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (T4tVD)

109 90 "Yes, I've decided to leave. To be clear, I am so proud, so, so proud of what we've achieved on this show on this network, and I can't thank you enough for tuning in and for your support and for your feedback. But as they say, new year, new plans."

LOL. What a tool. No one in significant numbers were tuning in that is why you were cashiered. You are proud of a failed program? Rock on idiot.
Posted by: Cheri

His ratings were below reverse mortgage infomercials on CozyTV at 0400 on a Tuesday.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (sAmhv)

110 So who was the imbecile that said "hey! Let's go after Ackermans WIFE! That wont piss him off to the moon and back!" LOL!

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (/IjJv)

111 Bill Ackman is a vindictive SOB. We need more vindictive SOBs

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2024 06:06 PM (S8ROz)

112 crazy business, crazy business...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:06 PM (xcxpd)

113
Tydee Bowl is blue -- they support Israel!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2024 06:06 PM (xG4kz)

114 Nobody knows how to prevent plagiarism better than anyone.

The trick is, you just publish content so crass and so lowbrow that no self-respecting scribbler would purloin it, for fear of ruining his reputation by making himself appear to be mentally retarded.

Then, for good measure, you also publish blatant lies pimped out by corrupt, bloodthirsty fascists, so that nobody will purloin it for fear it would make him look like a venal scoundrel who enables criminals to violate his countrymen, in return for money and some negligible measure of perceived power.

There you go - the AP Style Guide is plagiarism-proof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (RjTvh)

115 >>What kind of crazy world do we live in where leftists in good standing are being swatted? It was fine when MTG got swatted for the 157th time, but someone persecuting Trump?

I really hate this idiotic stuff. It's dangerous and stupid. But I am less interested in unilateral disarming,

If the authorities won't stop it and they show no signs of doing so then making the left live under their own rules is the only way.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

116 >>Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old makeup artist based out of Park Ridge, Ill., recorded a video where she confronted McDonald's employees over a blue wrapper she claims is pro-Israel subliminal propaganda.

There are way too many batshit crazy people in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 05:38 PM

Of course she is.

Everyone knows it's a conspiracy of a Greco-Finnish alliance.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (Wnv9h)

117 Now imagine for a moment that Brinton were, instead of a "they/them" perversion enthusiast with a taste for women's clothes, a family-first, devout Christian Trump administration appointee who had likewise been accused of several thefts. Do you think that proceedings in his case would, in that scenario, have been delayed multiple times? Do you think that he would still be a free man with nothing but a 180-day suspended sentence levied against him? Neither do I.

The Dems would've impeached Trump again for something like this.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (Rbu5d)

118 Start with published thesis papers and articles and work backwards. You might not catch someone who plagiarized once or twice, but you are really looking for the leftists who made it a habit to plagiarize.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 08, 2024 05:58 PM (xttsV)

He needs to talk to 4Chan, see if they could come up with a way to go through a whole bunch of stuff fast. I'll bet they can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (i9ffA)

119 > What would be the correct #.

X * 0.15.
X being defined as the current number of crazy people in the USA.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:07 PM (Odg76)

120 They typically have thick skin, reptiles.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:03 PM

True fact: Reptiles are loyal union members.

They work for scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (a3Q+t)

121 When you're the oppressed, plagiarism is the way to stick it to the oppresser.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (ev+Ps)

122 Off zombie sock

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (JfxgE)

123 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere. The sheer volume of publications is insane. It's not just current or recent publications that researchers read but also older and ancient stuff (early last century even).
Posted by: Ciampino

Computers can read good and stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (IG4Id)

124 "Come to the US, turn it into the same backwards violent shithole you left."

No matter where you go, there you are.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

125 Blue skies and white clouds
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 05:49 PM

Hey, I think that's an Outlaws song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (T/Lqj)

126 We have been raised on a TV/Movie diet of 105 pound women routinely kicking 225 pounds men’s asses…. so women fighting men should be no problem, yes???

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (PCK5/)

127 crazy business, crazy business...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:06 PM

At least it's not out of control yet.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

128 Better than the AP, I mean.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (RjTvh)

129 Breaking news, large explosion at a hotel in downtown Fort Worth, multiple casualties. Caught my eye since I just drove through downtown yesterday. No word yet on cause. My guess is accident, but these days who knows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (i9ffA)

130 Who's bish is this?

Posted by: Reptilian at January 08, 2024 06:10 PM (xrlnV)

131 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 06:05 PM (sAmhv)

I just want to point out Puggleglum's nic

He's right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

132 I was able to say on my 2023 "goals and accomplishments" thing at work that I haven't beaten any colleagues to death,
You?
Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2024 05:56 PM

Not one?!

Be better, Weasel. Be better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)

133 I am of the opinion that our country/culture is clinically insane now…

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

134 Pictures from the scene show windows blown out and there are reports of a possible floor collapse. WFAA reported that it was a suspected gas explosion, and one man said he smelled gas before the explosion.

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (geLO8)

135 Hillary Clinton probably isn't a reptile in a skinsuit. Probably. I won't say for sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (RjTvh)

136 15 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

She went on social media trying to make a big public stink. She made herself the story. She deserves whatever she gets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 05:39 PM (i9ffA)

Yup. She outed herself as an anti-Semitic psycho for all to see. Let her reap what she has sown.

Posted by: Good and hard at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (2D6XU)

137 >>>No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

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I read the book. Still ended up lost.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (JfxgE)

138 At least it's not out of control yet.
Posted by: RADM Josh Painter at January 08, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

I....don't think anything is 'under control' anymore...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

139 Does Valu-Rite even work on reptiles?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (RjTvh)

140 > If the authorities won't stop it and they show no signs of doing so then making the left live under their own rules is the only way.

I'm just being snarky. I want the swattings to stop. If some nutter swatting the Trump judge is what it takes for authorities to actually start prosecuting this stuff as attempted murder, which it is, then I'm not going to cry about it.

Also, I'm not exaggerating MTG's swattings by that much. Last I heard she's been swatted double digit number of times.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (Odg76)

141 So op or op?

@TimothyOHare 46m
Information is being gathered on this situation as we speak. In an abundance of caution, I’ve directed our downtown county buildings to close for the day (jails, law enforcement and other public safety personnel excluded where necessary) and allow our employees to go home. More…

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (IG4Id)

142 134 Pictures from the scene show windows blown out and there are reports of a possible floor collapse. WFAA reported that it was a suspected gas explosion, and one man said he smelled gas before the explosion.
Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (geLO

Insurance… or missing a “ payment” to the boys???

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

143 Well when you tag McDonalds wrapper gal's house, be sure to use blue and white spray paint for maximum RHEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (ev+Ps)

144 137 >>>No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

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I read the book. Still ended up lost.
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM (JfxgE)

Try the latest issue of the hit Marvel comic adaptation

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

145 Does Valu-Rite even work on reptiles?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:11 PM

Combined with matches? Could be.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:13 PM (Wnv9h)

146 The Big Game’s coming up…

Go Blue!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (9yWhg)

147 This is the heating season, and everyone in Fort Worth is hooked up for gas. Yeah if you got a leak and no one catches it - big bada boom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (i9ffA)

148 Hey, I think that's an Outlaws song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

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Not sure it's finished yet

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (8AONa)

149 "What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

I'm now picturing an alternate version of The Running Man, where individuals are exposed on social media and if they start "trending", a real hunt for them begins.

Facebook or Instagram could provide clues to location, and the first to "eliminate" the subject wins some prize. Of course it would only be done to conservatives, as is being practiced already by our (in)Justice Department.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

150 That Paleo nutjob (but I repeat myself) has a botched nose job, and looks like a Disney cartoon.

Wonder who did it. Probably some filthy Jew.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (nnp+f)

151 Isn't the Blue Wrapper for the Filet o' Feesh?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:14 PM (WoVII)

152 Ah, The Outlaws…. “ Green Grass and High Tides”… forever!!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

153
Power is out. Shivering in the dark.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (txELs)

154 >>This is the heating season, and everyone in Fort Worth is hooked up for gas. Yeah if you got a leak and no one catches it - big bada boom.

"Tell Pablo to go downstairs and light the Pilot Light."

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (WoVII)

155 All lefty internet bullies NEED[=b] to be doxxed. They made the rules, getting people fired, harrassed publicly, unable to eat in a nice restaurant with their family, wierdos following their kids to school.

Eff them all. Don't like the game, don't set the rules. FAFO is in operation and there is no bag limit.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (qH14O)

156 "Ruh roh." Scooby Do? Astro? Hannah Barbera staff?

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (as3uC)

157 I'm just being snarky. I want the swattings to stop. If some nutter swatting the Trump judge is what it takes for authorities to actually start prosecuting this stuff as attempted murder, which it is, then I'm not going to cry about it.

Also, I'm not exaggerating MTG's swattings by that much. Last I heard she's been swatted double digit number of times.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (Odg76)

One thing that will make a big difference - police should NOT respond to any call unless the caller will give their name and address, and let it be verified. No more anonymous bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (i9ffA)

158 "Isn't the Blue Wrapper for the Filet o' Feesh?
Posted by: garrett "

If you bring one to a party, it will miraculously turn into enough to feed everybody.

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

159 Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM (bMfqA)
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Sorry to hear about mom and dad. When things ease up at work we should get lunch!

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (JwHpX)

160 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.
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She was more upset over the perception that McDonald's might support Israel than the murder, rape and torture of Jews.

Fuck her with her boyfriend Satan's hot coal shovel in the ass for a thousand years-- she will get no sympathy from me.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 08, 2024 06:17 PM (TzW+Y)

161 153
Power is out. Shivering in the dark.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:16 PM (txELs

That's why God invented Gas stoves

Posted by: Reptilian at January 08, 2024 06:17 PM (xrlnV)

162 Were the original hamburgers blue and white while the cheeseburgers were yellow and white?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2024 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

163 I can say I have not beaten One colleague to death ... because One is a very precise number.

Just kidding, I have no colleagues.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2024 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

164 "And amazing camera work behind, beside and above the boats. Above the boats must have required the use of drones."

The performances were excellent and the costume design beautiful. Highly recommended.

Unfortunately, there was about 25 minutes of movie previews not one of which looked remotely worth seeing.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 06:19 PM (oaGWv)

165 Well done you! Me, I'm okay. I've been at my parents' house for the past week taking care of them because they both have Covid (and my dad has pneumonia) for the first and hopefully last time. They are slowly improving, thank goodness.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM

Prayers up for your mom and dad, bluebell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:19 PM (Wnv9h)

166 Hadrian, you have a generator for thr RV, no?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:19 PM (Z1/eR)

167 Propane is a concern because it is heavier than air, doesn't evaporate quickly and pools. Natural gas on the other hand is lighter than air floats, disperses and quickly evaporates.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (csTMM)

168 I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Hillary avoided being on the Epstein list because she was on the cargo manifest instead of the passenger manifest.

"(1) 'Operation Thunder' experimental lizard-hyena-human hybrid breeding queen

(6) cases of Valu-Rite

(30) sticks of Lume"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (RjTvh)

170 Just who the hell does Maureen Zureikat think she is to tell anyone what is "in their heart?"
Sanctimonious self-serving bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (W/lyH)

171 Went out yesterday, fired up the generator and let it run for 45 minutes or so… looking good. Be prepared…

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

172 163
'Just kidding, I have no colleagues.'

Well. Not anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (roH4R)

173 >> I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?

Nikki Haley's Fever Dream #5

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (WoVII)

174 Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:01 PM
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Prayers up for you and your parents.
Slip some ivermectin in their pudding cups.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (csTMM)

175 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a human, not a reptile."

She is more of a zika baby sleestak.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (cOq4q)

176 "Isn't the Blue Wrapper for the Filet o' Feesh?"

I think the Filet comes in a cardboard box now. I thought the blue wrapper was a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (oaGWv)

177 I asked my bride whom she wants to see win the Big Game.

Wolverines.

Why?

I hate the Buckeyes.

She grew up in house full of OSU fans, and while she does not dislike the Huskies, she would love to feel the schadenfreude of Big Blue making THE Ohio State fans look even more stupider.

Me? Rooting for the Huskies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

178 168 I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

Ray Epps said that he said it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2024 06:22 PM (i9ffA)

179 I recall people here calling Obama Toonces. I just saw that SNL skit. No point being made by me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 06:22 PM (n2Iei)

180
Hadrian, you have a generator for thr RV, no?
Posted by: Ben Had

__________

Oh yes. We've had an outage but things will be restored before all that long.

For anything more apocalyptic we have the RV and three generators, plus a transfer switch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:22 PM (txELs)

181 Anyone else see that Putin is apparently bringing back SMERSH? Peak Cold War nostalgia move, and the folks ar Gildrose Productions (holders of Ian Fleming's intellectual property rights) might well be rejoicing.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (vKBCZ)

182 >>Nikki Haley's Fever Dream #5

Interesting how that lie goes completely unchallenged.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

183 Prayers for your folks Bbells.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (W/lyH)

184 >> I thought the blue wrapper was a cheeseburger.

That's Not Kosher.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (WoVII)

185 180

Oh yes. We've had an outage but things will be restored before all that long.

For anything more apocalyptic we have the RV and three generators, plus a transfer switch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:22 PM (txELs)

Smart. All gas powered, yes??

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

186 182 >>Nikki Haley's Fever Dream #5

Interesting how that lie goes completely unchallenged.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (ZLI7S

Is it though?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 06:24 PM (xrlnV)

187 180 For anything more apocalyptic we have the RV and three generators, plus a transfer switch.

real fur > trans fur

Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2024 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)

188 It’s no doubt even fewer jokes about Democrats because these jokes are typically about how others react to them, such as a joke about Obama would be how he reacts to some guns and bible thumping conservative critic mispronouncing his name.

Posted by: Ghost of Banana Splits Guy at January 08, 2024 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)

189 >> I recall people here calling Obama Toonces.

I think that was one of mine from when he wanted Republicans to 'Move Over' and let him 'Drive'.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:24 PM (WoVII)

190 Probably just keep an eye on the score. I'm hoping the Huskies win. I despise Michigan. The Chili Bowl in Tulsa began today. It's a sprint car race done inside the convention center there. That's the plan anyway. I will mostly be conducting warfare against a cocky mouse. Little bastard!

I don't like my chances.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 06:24 PM (sAmhv)

191 > One thing that will make a big difference - police should NOT respond to any call unless the caller will give their name and address, and let it be verified. No more anonymous bullshit.

That wouldn't solve anything. Most of these swatters are using the same sketchy voice over IP companies that supply Indian call center scammers with phone service. They can fake call info so it looks like they're calling from the target house.

So they just say something like, "I just shot my wife and I'm going to shoot my kids." and the police rush over to the location thinking they're dealing with a murderer who is about to kill more people. Swatters do this intentionally, fully expecting cops to go in with itchy trigger fingers, ready to kill anyone with a cell phone or remote control in their hands.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (Odg76)

192
Also, I'm not exaggerating MTG's swattings by that much. Last I heard she's been swatted double digit number of times.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:12 PM (Odg76)

Showing that the cops are idiots or complicit. How many times are they going to bust in MTG's or Tim Pool's (another frequent swattee) door on anonymous bullshit calls?

Posted by: Stupid, violent and unteachable v protect and serve at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (2D6XU)

193
Smart. All gas powered, yes??
Posted by: tubal

__________

Gasoline, yes. The big one is dual fuel source.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (txELs)

194 The Hildebeest is a semi-ambulatory bolus of sweaty bread dough with a shitty disposition.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)

195 "The U.S. Intelligence Community is confident in its judgment on this topic and has independently corroborated information on HAMAS and PIJ's use of the hospital complex for a variety of purposes related to its campaign against Israel,"

Seems to me that the video produced by the IDF three weeks earlier kinda sorta, you know, independently verified what the US intel was seeing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (W/lyH)

196
193
Smart. All gas powered, yes??
Posted by: tubal

__________

Gasoline, yes. The big one is dual fuel source.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (txELs)

Even better… do you use ethanol free gas??

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

197 178 168 I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?
Posted by: JackStraw
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I read something like that but it did not include Poland and it was an iffy quote, like bait he was throwing out to see who would bite.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (csTMM)

198
Puppies are asleep as well, which makes things easier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (txELs)

199 62
I [1] do [2] not [3] plagiarize [4].

1. R. U. Reddy, Proc. Roy. Soc., 453 (1931) 586
2. I. C. You, Ann. Phys., 43 (1952) 3241
3. J. Ribbentrop, V. Molotov, Rec. Trav. Chem. Pays-Bas, 65 (1939) 975
4. G. Snuffanopoulous, J. Crim. Journ., 87 (1994) 561

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 05:50 PM (MoZTd)
----
Do you have a reprint or photocopy of #3?
I suspect this has details of early anti-tank weapons, from the Chemistry side.

Posted by: Zombie L. Fieser, Chem Dept. Haavad U at January 08, 2024 06:27 PM (qfLjt)

200 So DeSantis drops out after Iowa.

Nikki will drop after New Hampshire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 06:27 PM (xrlnV)

201 >>A new study from the Media Research Center found that 81% of all political jokes told on major late-night comedy shows in 2023 targeted conservatives.

In fairness, there is nothing funny about the Donk/Leftist agenda.

It would be like trying to climb a mountain of pure obsidian, or some such.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:27 PM (XV/Pl)

202 So they just say something like, "I just shot my wife and I'm going to shoot my kids." and the police rush over to the location thinking they're dealing with a murderer who is about to kill more people. Swatters do this intentionally, fully expecting cops to go in with itchy trigger fingers, ready to kill anyone with a cell phone or remote control in their hands.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:25 PM (Odg76)

Which says something not just about the scum making these calls but the state of law enforcement.

Posted by: Back the blue until you're black and blue at January 08, 2024 06:27 PM (2D6XU)

203 Thank God for proper close tags in my nic.

Not today, barrel.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 08, 2024 06:27 PM (qH14O)

204 Were the original hamburgers blue and white while the cheeseburgers were yellow and white?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2024 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

That doesn't sound very appetizing.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 06:28 PM (/IjJv)

205 Laureen M. Zureikat, a 47-year-old makeup artist based out of Park Ridge, Ill., recorded a video where she confronted McDonald's employees over a blue wrapper she claims is pro-Israel subliminal propaganda.

There are way too many batshit crazy people in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 05:38 PM

Not sure but I think a pretty good argument could be made that islam and being a muslim in good standing makes you functionally or perhaps culturally insane for life as an American.

There should be a limitation, of course, on the number of people admitted but also maybe a...oh, say ten year "trial" p[eriod where they have to demonstrate their suitability to remain American citizens if they fail that then they and their families go back to wherever.

To be fair, I think people raised in Hinduism and their caste system may have similar issues, though perhaps to a lesser degree.

Foreigners who come to America should be trying to seamlessly adapt to being Americans in American society cuz there is a lot of leeway there.

Instead of trying to change and warp American society into some kind of Pantomime Third World Shithole with all of their problems.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2024 06:28 PM (nFnyb)

206 She grew up in house full of OSU fans, and while she does not dislike the Huskies, she would love to feel the schadenfreude of Big Blue making THE Ohio State fans look even more stupider.

Me? Rooting for the Huskies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I don't hate, but rather, have developed a huge 'eh' feeling towards sports ball of all types after my time at THE OSU. Moreover, there was a large contingent of coeds whose abundant ambivalence towards the Bucknuts played into my dastardly designs.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2024 06:28 PM (TiOvb)

207 Jack Straw, Putin said he would move to take over other countries at the same event Trump said he would throw all his enemies in jail and shred the Constitution if re-elected.

I mean, we ALL know it’s true so why bother referencing a statement from either of them, right?
/sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM (Hkcdp)

208
Even better… do you use ethanol free gas??
Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

__________

All our small engine stuff is on ethanol-free gas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM (txELs)

209 Slip some ivermectin in their pudding cups.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM

Wait...people actually *eat* pudding?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM (Wnv9h)

210 208
Even better… do you use ethanol free gas??
Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

__________

All our small engine stuff is on ethanol-free gas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM (txELs)

Same here… ethanol eats fuel lines components bigly, long term.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

211 "she would love to feel the schadenfreude of Big Blue making THE Ohio State fans look even more stupider.

Me? Rooting for the Huskies."

OSU is my alma mater and I should be rooting for the Big Ten team as my late husband would have but I just can't do it. Hoping Washington prevails.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 06:30 PM (oaGWv)

212 I thought the blue wrapper was a cheeseburger.

That's Not Kosher.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2024 06:23 PM (WoVII)
***

The wrapper is actually a field of blue Ws which symbolize that the evil Joos are preparing to attack the West Bank next! REEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:30 PM (W/lyH)

213 "Nikki will drop after New Hampshire."

She already dropped her drawers for Democrats and the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:30 PM (j3d9V)

214 >>>these swatters are using the same sketchy voice over IP companies that supply Indian call center scammers with phone service. They can fake call info so it looks like they're calling from the target house.

Posted by: bonhomme
------------------------

Hey, long time no see.
It takes money to do that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:30 PM (csTMM)

215 @200

>>So DeSantis drops out after Iowa. Nikki will drop after New Hampshire.

Nah, I think the moneymen have a vested interest in seeing the ship crash against the rocks, everyone drops out after Super Tuesday, except for Halley.

I think that's who the chosen one is now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)

216 My sausage , egg and cheese biscuit came in a blue and yellow wrapper so McD's must support Ukraine too

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:31 PM (Z1/eR)

217 > Posted by: Back the blue until you're black and blue

Fortunately for the victims of swatting, the cops aren't actually the cartoonish villains you pretend them to be. Cops rarely shoot swatting victims.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:32 PM (Odg76)

218 Culver’s wrappers are Blue.. and White!!? This Israel lovin’ is everywhere!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

219 Me? Rooting for the Huskies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:32 PM (W/lyH)

220 "My sausage , egg and cheese biscuit came in a blue and yellow wrapper so McD's must support Ukraine too"

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2024 06:32 PM (oaGWv)

221 Prayers up for you and your parents.
Slip some ivermectin in their pudding cups.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:21 PM (csTMM)
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They have a good doctor. They are on ivermectin and Paxlovid, plus some supplements, and already completed antibiotics. And the doc has me on hydroxychloroquine just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:32 PM (bMfqA)

222 People still eat at McDonald's?

Huh? Go figure.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (TiOvb)

223 Nikki Pence-Haley.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (j3d9V)

224 > Hey, long time no see.

Hello.

> It takes money to do that.

Not much.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (Odg76)

225 168 I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

Pre-Uke war video outlining just why they're likely to want to do just that
https://youtu.be/zwzliJF0-SI

There was an author and architect of the 'Russian Heartland' strategy but his name escapes me at the moment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

226 47 yo. makeup artist. Antisemite. Maureen sounds like a catch !

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (V13WU)

227 The cops are required to respond to a call, even the ones they suspect are bogus.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (MeG8a)

228 Harbaugh pees sitting down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (xrlnV)

229 Go read about where the meat for a McD burger comes from. I'll be right here.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (j3d9V)

230 "It takes money to do that.
Posted by: Braenyard"

I suspect that all you have to do is send a prerecorded file somewhere to someone who will do that for you, for a fee.

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

231 Thanks for the prayers for my parents, you guys. You're the best!

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM (bMfqA)

232 what does a McD's sausage egg and cheese biscuit go for these days?

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM (geLO8)

233 "Go read about where the meat for a McD burger comes from. I'll be right here.
Posted by: Truthbomb"

McD burgers are made from penguins!

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

234 My sausage , egg and cheese biscuit came in a blue and yellow wrapper so McD's must support Ukraine too

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:31 PM

Even worse, Ben Had...Ukrainian Jews!

Posted by: Tevye at January 08, 2024 06:35 PM (Wnv9h)

235 The hotel in Fort Worth with the explosion is in the old Waggoner building. I used to work in that building.

Posted by: The Ghost of PugBoo at January 08, 2024 06:35 PM (/GxhW)

236 "McD burgers are made from penguins!"

The hell you say!

Posted by: Chilly Willie at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (j3d9V)

237 Quarter Penguin With Cheese

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (geLO8)

238 McD burgers are made from penguins!

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

Those whales that wash up on the beach.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (/IjJv)

239 >>Pre-Uke war video outlining just why they're likely to want to do just that

But has Putin ever said that? I've heard lots of anti-Putin say it but I don't recall Putin ever saying that which is what Haley and other war supporters are claiming.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

240 219 Me? Rooting for the Huskies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

They did finish 2nd in the PAC 2!! Congratulations to the Oregon State Beavers for winning the PAC 2!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (sAmhv)

241 191 > One thing that will make a big difference - police should NOT respond to any call unless the caller will give their name and address, and let it be verified. No more anonymous bullshit.

That wouldn't solve anything. Most of these swatters are using the same sketchy voice over IP companies that supply Indian call center scammers with phone service. They can fake call info so it looks like they're calling from the target house.

----
It would work. If caller-id is working then just call the number back. Otherwise no caller-id means scam.

Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to the forehead .... at January 08, 2024 06:37 PM (qfLjt)

242 The sausage biscuit I get from the local place down the road comes wrapped in foil. Shiny side out.

Posted by: fd at January 08, 2024 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

243 Filet O' Penguin

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:37 PM (geLO8)

244 what does a McD's sausage egg and cheese biscuit go for these days?
Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:34 PM

I've seen them cosying up to those slutty Egg McMuffins.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:37 PM (Wnv9h)

245 38 he wants to use AI to start scanning the papers of all professors in the Ivy League and other elite universities to find plagiarism,

Won't it be funny when papers are shown to have plagiarized AI-created papers, which are themselves a form of plagiarism?

Like a roomful of mirrors.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2024 06:37 PM (OX9vb)

246 I thought Mickey D's uses alpaca meat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (MtjlB)

247 Penguin Burger Hold the Lettuce
Special Orders don't Upset Us

Opus: fuck you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (T/Lqj)

248 > Go read about where the meat for a McD burger comes from. I'll be right here.

Keystone foods.
Was that supposed to be a shocking revelation?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (Odg76)

249 By Nov of 2020, either Harbaugh had quit on his team, or the team had quit on him. Who knows.

What is known - his response to being fed a humiliating pay cut was impressive - a massive and unprecedented cheating system.

To those who would say, "everybody does it", well . . you probably didn't read the details.

Imagine competing in a 600 yard shoot. Your competitors are doing all sorts of stuff to get a good read on the wind, possibly pushing up against the rules. But if you're Jim Harbaugh, you just bust open a case of those guided bullets, start obliterating the center of the target, and then sanctimoniously claim you were just doing what everybelse did.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (8AONa)

250 What happened with the Harvard President is that for the first time ever, the Democrat Race Card was rejected as overdrawn. "I'm sorry Sir, do you have another Card you can use?"

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (CecP5)

251 225 168 I might have missed it, when did Putin say if he wins in Ukraine next he will take Poland the Baltics?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

Pre-Uke war video outlining just why they're likely to want to do just that
https://youtu.be/zwzliJF0-SI

There was an author and architect of the 'Russian Heartland' strategy but his name escapes me at the moment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

---------------

Putin is probably better than the globalists that just took over Poland.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (cMXNt)

252 That's not sausage.

Seriously, look at things like chopped frozen onions in the supermarket. A lot of them come from China. People don't read labels or the bags.

Go look and read it.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:39 PM (j3d9V)

253
I thought Mickey D's uses alpaca meat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

_________

Mastodon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:39 PM (txELs)

254 250 What happened with the Harvard President is that for the first time ever, the Democrat Race Card was rejected as overdrawn. "I'm sorry Sir, do you have another Card you can use?"
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (CecP5)

Diner's Club?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2024 06:39 PM (di6C2)

255 In the few times I have called 911 (maybe 3 times) the dispatcher have always asked me to stay on the line.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 08, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8a)

256 @225

>>There was an author and architect of the 'Russian Heartland' strategy but his name escapes me at the moment.

The GDP of Russia is less than New York State, and while Putin might know how to stretch a ruble, he cannot stretch a supply line.

This fantasy that The Russian Bear is going to take Poland, then take Germany, then on to Mishiwaka, is the stuff of bad fiction writing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (XV/Pl)

257 >>Pre-Uke war video outlining just why they're likely to want to do just that

But has Putin ever said that? I've heard lots of anti-Putin say it but I don't recall Putin ever saying that which is what Haley and other war supporters are claiming.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
***
Seems a lot of people desperate to get more $ for the Ukes seem to know what Putin's plans are. Hilarious. Assuming he could wrap up Ukraine this summer, it will take him years to be ready for anything else.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (W/lyH)

258 My onions come from Mexico !

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (V13WU)

259 Putin is probably better than the globalists that just took over Poland.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 06:38 PM (cMXNt)

EU lickspittles just took over Poland? That's not good....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

260 "Keystone foods.
Was that supposed to be a shocking revelation?"

And? Did you actually read about country of origin or the actual quality of the beef? I'm guessing no.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (j3d9V)

261 Haven't eaten a micky D's burger in years.
For some reason I get a headache and feel like crap internally. Well, I can probably figure out the reason.
It's garbage.
The crispy chicken sandwich isn't a problem that I remember.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (VMFAF)

262 Did LaPierre's mistress also resign, or does she think she can tough it out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (aD39U)

263 Tonypete, credit where credit is due. McD's makes a really good biscuit

Don Black, $ 3.50 here

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (Z1/eR)

264 > In the few times I have called 911 (maybe 3 times) the dispatcher have always asked me to stay on the line.

Sure, but they still have to respond, even if you hang up.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (Odg76)

265
Her Majesty's ex was a huge Michigan fan. She once got him tickets to the Rose Bowl and he didn't go because he didn't like the team that year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (txELs)

266 242 The sausage biscuit I get from the local place down the road comes wrapped in foil. Shiny side out.

protects it from the grey alien mind rays.

Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (oY6Yp)

267 I had a burger king burger about 5 years ago. It was not bad.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (V13WU)

268 California and believe it or not places like upstate NY have some of the best onions in the world. And the bonus is they're not fertilized with dead Uighurs.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (j3d9V)

269 Tovarischi - is your Kremlin Bro Vlad here! Schlyuki say I take Poland after Ukraine become part of Greater Rodina. Say once the Vlad-ster want kielbasa and intelligentsia take completely out of context. Target next is Vermont. Medvedev says is "fallacy of excluded middle," but who listens to that podonok? Must now saddle steppe pony to ride shirtless across taiga, as is tradition. Do svidanya for now, from Buckaroo Putin. Yippie kai yi yay, I think is how said?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (vKBCZ)

270 256 @225

>>There was an author and architect of the 'Russian Heartland' strategy but his name escapes me at the moment.

The GDP of Russia is less than New York State, and while Putin might know how to stretch a ruble, he cannot stretch a supply line.

This fantasy that The Russian Bear is going to take Poland, then take Germany, then on to Mishiwaka, is the stuff of bad fiction writing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:40 PM (XV/Pl)

The theory goes : to anchor on the Carpatians in the south and extend up through Poland to link up with Kalingrad. I don't think they mentioned Germany.

It was pitched as a multi-decade effort, not a blitzkrieg which everyone can see Russia isn't capable of.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (xcxpd)

271 I want Bill Ackman to put each of the 'esteemed historians' Biden regularly meets with in the crosshairs of his plagiarism-seeking AI tools.

It wouldn't change anything; Biden will continue to meet with Doris Kearns Godwin, Michael Beschloss and the rest of those toadies no matter how much plagiarism they're guilty of. They tell Joe what he wants to hear. But I'd like to see those Leftist bozos publicly squirm a bit.

(I can dream, can't I?)

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (5fDan)

272 Me? Rooting for the Huskies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

They did finish 2nd in the PAC 2!! Congratulations to the Oregon State Beavers for winning the PAC 2!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 06:36 PM (sAmhv
***

I know right!!?? The silver medal isn't so bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (W/lyH)

273 @256 This fantasy that The Russian Bear is going to take Poland, then take Germany, then on to Mishiwaka, is the stuff of bad fiction writing.

--------

Given what happened to Germany's military prior to the Ukraine invasion, that might not be all that difficult...

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2024 06:43 PM (eD9I5)

274 I bought some blueberries from the grocer recently

Product of Peru

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:44 PM (geLO8)

275 Her Majesty's ex was a huge Michigan fan. She once got him tickets to the Rose Bowl and he didn't go because he didn't like the team that year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (txELs)

That's OK. It's Michigan, so they probably lost in the Rose Bowl anyway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 06:44 PM (MtjlB)

276 Damn it, now I want a hamburger....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:44 PM (xcxpd)

277 I especially like the cantaloupe coming from Guatemala with the E. coli. Guess how that got there.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM (j3d9V)

278 TUESDAY
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-10
New schedule:
The launch is scheduled for TUESDAY January 9 at 9:50 p.m. CST, 10:50 p.m. Eastern.
(05:00 UTC, 06:00 CET, January 10).

https://shorturl.at/fryJV

Posted by: Ciampino - Space, finally an open border at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

279 Russia can take Poland but only if they draw the right cards. They also have to fortify Kamchatka just in case the Americans try a back door route through Alaska.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM (cMXNt)

280 LETS GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM (4ThdF)

281 This fantasy that The Russian Bear is going to take Poland, then take Germany, then on to Mishiwaka, is the stuff of bad fiction writing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

====

Please let me believe that someone, even if it's Putin, will solve America's Indiana problem

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (8AONa)

282 I guess I will root for Washington by default. What time is the game?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (aD39U)

283
That's OK. It's Michigan, so they probably lost in the Rose Bowl anyway.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

__________

I saw it said that the purpose of the Rose Bowl was to give the Big Ten the opportunity to lose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (txELs)

284 I'm guessing a LEO/EMT response to a swatting incident varies by locale.

Here, and in my former hometown, the EMTs will enter a location first if they happen to be the first on the scene. Even for a reported shooting.

I imagine that is never the case in an urban environment.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (TiOvb)

285 >>Damn it, now I want a hamburger....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

would you like penguins with that?

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (geLO8)

286 Skip the foreign grown produce your local supermarket is trying to push on you. Check you country of origin for the products you buy.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (j3d9V)

287 One word. White Castle.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (/IjJv)

288 California and believe it or not places like upstate NY have some of the best onions in the world. And the bonus is they're not fertilized with dead Uighurs.
Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (j3d9V)

I'd be more concerned if onions were "fertilized" by live Uighurs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (tkR6S)

289 Chilean fruits are good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (aD39U)

290 @271

>>It was pitched as a multi-decade effort, not a blitzkrieg which everyone can see Russia isn't capable of.

Yeah, they're f**king a**holes stuck in the cold war, who obviously are pitching this nonsense to keep that sweet, sweet wompum, sloshing through the sluices, to keep those MIC Boys in Yachts and Whores, and getting those even sweeter kickbacks.

Russian can't project sh*t past it's near abroad, and it's near aboard is like no more than 100 miles from their own border.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (XV/Pl)

291 233 "Go read about where the meat for a McD burger comes from. I'll be right here. Posted by: Truthbomb"

Beef. The pink slime story from Disney / ABC news was settled out of court, it cost them about the same as one of their movies lose in revenue.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (j4U/Z)

292 > And? Did you actually read about country of origin or the actual quality of the beef? I'm guessing no.

Are you talking about the false ABC report that lost the Disney Company $177 million dollars in a defamation suit? Spell it out.

Plenty of people love to falsely claim McDonald's beef is lower than dogfood quality and things like that. They usually have lower than dogfood quality sources of information.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (Odg76)

293 Wait...people actually *eat* pudding?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM

It's not just for dipping anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

294 Bow down to Washington!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (CFSPL)

295 I know right!!?? The silver medal isn't so bad.
Posted by: Diogenes

The Paolo has, how you say, made a very good living coming in second.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (qoGsy)

296 Wait...people actually *eat* pudding?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:29 PM

It's not just for dipping anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

It's a floor wax!

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (/IjJv)

297 Bill Ackman was a Party member in good standing and has stopped clapping, big mistake. They are going to destroy him.

Posted by: Ripley at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (PTDkx)

298 @282

>>Please let me believe that someone, even if it's Putin, will solve America's Indiana problem

I spent five years working on projects at Notre Dame, I Heart Mishawaka.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)

299 Russia can take Poland but only if they draw the right cards. They also have to fortify Kamchatka just in case the Americans try a back door route through Alaska.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM (cMXNt)

On that note (drawing out old groaner), if Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (tkR6S)

300 I have to laugh at people who buy produce from some of these places. Most of the countries don't even have indoor plumbing in the regions where this garbage is grown. Or the fact a place like India, which is probably one of the most unhygienic places on the planet making most of your drugs. Yeah, not heading for a disaster with that. lol.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (j3d9V)

301 279
Tuesday launch
Just ignore those UTC and CET times.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space, finally an open border at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (qfLjt)

302 I saw it said that the purpose of the Rose Bowl was to give the Big Ten the opportunity to lose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (txELs)

There will only be one, and the PAC is dead.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (j4U/Z)

303
I suppose we'll see stupid stories by stupid sports "journalists" whining that Houston should have had better weather for the game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (txELs)

304 "Chilean fruits are good."

Ever been there? You know the country that eats Guinea pigs they pull from under their beds?

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (j3d9V)

305 >>Seems a lot of people desperate to get more $ for the Ukes seem to know what Putin's plans are. Hilarious. Assuming he could wrap up Ukraine this summer, it will take him years to be ready for anything else.

We know exactly why Putin invaded both Georgia and Ukraine, inviting them into NATO. In truth we've known it since 2008 when he told us as much. He never said a peep about invading Poland, he just warned them not to attack Belarus.

Getting really sick of politicians who just lie to my face.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Russia can take Poland but only if they draw the right cards. They also have to fortify Kamchatka just in case the Americans try a back door route through Alaska.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2024 06:45 PM

I dunno...sounds risky.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2024 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

307 Ever been there?

No. The fruits look good, smell good, taste good, and are available when out of season here so I will stick with them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (aD39U)

308 Go read about where the meat for a McD burger comes from. I'll be right here.
Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:33 PM (j3d9V)

---------------
In college back in the '80s there was a guy who was absolutely convinced they used kangaroo meat. He claimed there were these vast kangaroo ranches in Australia that supplied all the McDonald's in the world. I couldn't get him to see how impractical that was. He also had an interesting notion about the value of chickens in Germany.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (PWI4f)

309 Except you still don't know anything about it, do you? Hey enjoy it. I'm just saying it's real garbage and not even close to a burger from Texas, Wyoming, etc.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (j3d9V)

310 You should not eat fruits out of season. I forget why....

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (V13WU)

311 I'll bet guinea pig is decent eats.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:53 PM (aD39U)

312 If you're 'not comfortable with it', too bad.

The left made these rules. We're through letting them do it whenever they want and not having to suffer the consequences themselves.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 08, 2024 06:53 PM (AjL/0)

313 runner, I think that applies more to oysters.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (Z1/eR)

314 Well, it appears my love life problems are over: according to the opening ads Jennifer Aniston is living alone here in Houston. I'm sure she's desperate enough to date a 75 year old, not quite 5'6" dude living on minimal social security, who doesn't even have a running car.

I'll let all of you know how that turns out.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (CecP5)

315 As long as the Russians don't have to fight the German farmers they will be OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (csTMM)

316 Didn't Khrushchev try to give Kaliningrad to Poland back in the 50s?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (aD39U)

317 I'll bet guinea pig is decent eats.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:53 PM (aD39U)

They were bred up as a meat animal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (tkR6S)

318 Ivan, what is happening?
It's a shit shower, Igor.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2024 06:56 PM (csTMM)

319 Oregon blueberries are $7 per 15oz can at my grocer

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:56 PM (geLO8)

320 Putin pause mid -gallop to thumbs up Risk joke. Gallop resumes.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at January 08, 2024 06:57 PM (vKBCZ)

321 >>Didn't Khrushchev try to give Kaliningrad to Poland back in the 50s?

You mean back when the Soviet Union existed?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

322 >I'll let all of you know how that turns out.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
---

Good luck, man. Make us proud.

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 06:58 PM (geLO8)

323 The only again product that has gotten cheaper around here are artichokes.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 06:59 PM (Z1/eR)

324

I believe Kaliningrad is the same place it's always been , and since Potsdam Agreement of 1945 - part of Russia. If anything , and in-spite of hysterics on this site, Russia will be happy to give away Western Ukraine to Poland. Ivano Frankovsk for example. Because who the fuck needs Ivano Frankovsk.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU)

325 WinnDixie had thin sliced NYstrip on sale yesterday and I bought some envisioning steak and eggs and steak sandwich but, these steaks are gristly and flavorless.

I guess I will have to strongly marinate the remainder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:59 PM (aD39U)

326 316 Jennifer Aniston is living alone here in Houston. I'm sure she's desperate enough to date a 75 year old, not quite 5'6" dude living on minimal social security, who doesn't even have a running car.
I'll let all of you know how that turns out.

Gods speed, soldier.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 07:00 PM (j4U/Z)

327 OP!

@Breaking911
·
7m
BREAKING: Driver Crashes Vehicle Into White House Gate, Secret Service Says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 07:01 PM (IG4Id)

328 I'll bet guinea pig is decent eats.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 06:53 PM (aD39U)

They were bred up as a meat animal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (tkR6S)

Capybaras are delish.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 07:01 PM (/IjJv)

329 One square. One square only, please!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow, channeling her inner Ramius at January 08, 2024 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

330 I'll let all of you know how that turns out.

==

you Casanova you !

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:02 PM (V13WU)

331 hahahah

@Techno_Fog

Wow -

Fulton County DA Fani Willis (allegedly) sleeping with the Special Prosecutor she appointed.

His earnings - stemming from her appointment - have paid "for both of them to travel on both the Norwegian and Royal Caribbean cruise lines."

lol

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

332 Joke is in Dallas pandering at the Eddie Bernice Johnson funeral

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:04 PM (Z1/eR)

333 Capybaras are delish.

Posted by: Not enough vodka at January 08, 2024 07:01 PM (/IjJv)

Yogi Berras are extinct, sad to say.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2024 07:06 PM (tkR6S)

334 McDonald's hamburger is 100% all beef.

And when they say 100% they mean the whole cow.
Fine ground hide gives the burgers its spongey texture.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:06 PM (cOq4q)

335 You are uncomfortable outing a jihadist piece of shit?

Is this an example of playing by rules to which your enemy will not adhere?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (FRT/w)

336 I always wondered why the McD's hamburger meat looked different from the ground beef from the grocer

Posted by: Don Black at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (geLO8)

337 @333

>>lol

Hit them with RICO charges, it's what Fani would want.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)

338 Flash traffic: Norma .45 ACP rounds @ $.40 each/box of 20. Buy 10, shipping is free:

https://palmettostatearmory.com/ norma-mhp-175gr-45-acp-ammo-20rds-245720020.html (remove space)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

339 Flash traffic: Norma .45 ACP rounds @ $.40 each/box of 20. Buy 10, shipping is free:

https://palmettostatearmory.com/ norma-mhp-175gr-45-acp-ammo-20rds-245720020.html (remove space)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Done.

Also some other good daily deals there too.
HK VP9 clearance at $500.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:29 PM (cOq4q)

340 College football championship tonight is the Battle of the Teds:

UW alumnus: Ted Bundy
UM alumnus: Ted Kaczynski

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2024 07:36 PM (VARTN)

341 “What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.”

New rules Ace. Gotta play by the new rules laid down by the ‘New Order’. Can’t take our ball and go home anymore. They won’t allow that. So? F em. Now play to win, not whine. Break this lady for starters.

Posted by: Starondo at January 08, 2024 07:55 PM (yVwLR)

342 327 OP!

@Breaking911
·
7m
BREAKING: Driver Crashes Vehicle Into White House Gate, Secret Service Says
Posted by: weft cut-loop

This kind of shit happens a lot around the White House. I used to work near that area. Every damn day, there was a 'Hold ma beer' moment, usually after the nightclubs closed at 0300. Sometimes earlier though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 08:19 PM (sAmhv)

343 331 hahahah

@Techno_Fog

Wow -

Fulton County DA Fani Willis (allegedly) sleeping with the Special Prosecutor she appointed.

His earnings - stemming from her appointment - have paid "for both of them to travel on both the Norwegian and Royal Caribbean cruise lines."

lol
Posted by: JackStraw

Love is Love!! No Standing!! They have Private Lives, h8r!! etc.

(just trying to get ahead of the justification of this)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 08, 2024 08:21 PM (sAmhv)

344 "What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it."

I don't like it. But the left has been doing it for years, and they're doing it more and more, and I think the only way they'll stop is to have it done to them until it hurts too much. I don't like that either but I don't know what else can be done.

Posted by: Rick C at January 08, 2024 08:26 PM (BMUHC)

345 OUT HER! She goes and confronts a minimum wage employee to make herself feel morally superior. Out her like a belly button!

Posted by: Bicho at January 08, 2024 08:55 PM (p3h9z)

346 I write patents for a living.

Plagiarism is commonplace in the legal profession. If someone drafts a good contract then it might be a good idea to copy that guy's work.

It is less common to plagiarize in the patent field (for reasons), but not unheard of. It is more common to reuse whole portions of your own work (or the client's work) in subsequent patent applications.

The legal world sees plagiarism as an honor, not as an infringement. If your work is being copied then it must have been pretty good.

Posted by: egd at January 08, 2024 09:01 PM (cOB2v)

347 I'm not sure how Bill Ackman is going to check everybody, everywhere. The sheer volume of publications is insane. It's not just current or recent publications that researchers read but also older and ancient stuff (early last century even).
Posted by: Ciampino - Storage is not the problem at January 08, 2024 05:51 PM (qfLjt)
==
I'd guess focusing on the DEI and Humanities area would do the trick.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 08, 2024 11:27 PM (UVyKP)

348 The theory is that Russia has been rebuilding their security blanket. And they have, doing work in the 'Stans. Taking Georgia, Crimea, and with troops stationed in the breakaway area of Moldova. Had southern Ukraine fallen that would have happened pretty quickly.

The theory goes that they would then need to seal two more gaps, the biggest one being in Poland. Their recent history suggests they were trying to do something like that. Being bogged down in Ukraine probably ends that dream.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 08, 2024 11:30 PM (UVyKP)

349 29 What do you guys think of outing this woman? I'm not really comfortable with it.

==

I am. I feel enough comfort to cover all uz who feel uncomfortable.
Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)

Good one.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 02:02 AM (mn2bz)

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