Red Christmas in Blue Cities: Deranged Homeless Man Stabs Two Girls on the Subway in NYC; 18 Shot In Chicago Over Christmas Weekend

Call them the Squad Murders. Letting all the killers and muggers run wild has consequences that is measured in human blood, it turns out.

In New York City, there was a racist stabbing of two young girls. You won't hear it described as a racist stabbing by the racist Marxist press, of course.

A troubled vagrant randomly stabbed two teenage girls enjoying a Christmas morning meal with their parents at a Grand Central Terminal restaurant -- after ranting that he wanted "all white people dead," authorities said.
The girls, 14- and 16-year-olds visiting from South America, were attacked at Tartinery in the Grand Central Dining Concourse around 11:25 a.m. Monday and suffered non-life-threatening stab wounds, police and sources said.
"I want all the white people dead," the suspect, Steven Hutcherson, 36, allegedly yelled, according to police sources. "I want to sit next to the crackers."
He then allegedly lunged at the unsuspecting teens, plunging a knife into the 16-year-old's back, nicking her lungs, and stabbing the younger girl in the thigh, police and a law enforcement source said.
Hutcherson -- who cops and sources said has a slew of prior arrests and a history of mental health issues -- had allegedly popped up at the restaurant and said he wanted a table but wasn't going to order anything, staffers told The Post.

Meanwhile, in Obama's home town -- just kidding, he slummed there to take advantage of the infamously corrupt political machine, and then left forever when he conned the nation into electing him president -- there were 18 shootings over the two days of the pre-Christmas weekend.

At least 18 people were shot, two of them fatally, during the first two days of the Christmas weekend in Mayor Brandon Johnson's (D) Chicago.
The weekend's first shooting fatality occurred at 12:44 p.m. Saturday when a 28-year-old man was shot "in the 2400 block of West 55th Street" while on the sidewalk, CBS News reported. The shots were fired by someone inside a vehicle.
The 28-year-old was struck in the head and transported to a hospital, where he died.

Another woman was shot in the head and killed while driving a car in Chicago the day after Christmas.

A 30-year-old woman was shot in the head and killed while driving the day after Christmas in Mayor Brandon Johnson's (D) Chicago.
ABC 7 reported that police received reports of a vehicle crash "in the 4800-block of West Thomas Street" around 8:44 p.m. Tuesday. They responded to find a 30-year-old woman with a gunshot wound to the head behind the wheel of a vehicle that had hit two others.
The woman was deceased.
Witnesses reported seeing a man and a woman fleeing the deceased woman's vehicle after the crash.

You get what you vote for. Enjoy the murders and mayhem, Blue Cities.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2023 01:30 PM (rbKZ6)

2 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:30 PM (qoGsy)

3 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 01:30 PM (cRrcX)

4 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:30 PM (jA9ul)

5 yeah honestly I'm nervous about going to the Mummers Parade. hopefully the Philly cops can keep a lid on stuff at least for that one day.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 27, 2023 01:31 PM (AcWfM)

6 Yeah, avoiding Chicago for many years now

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 27, 2023 01:31 PM (g9oc8)

7 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Hims Wot Always Emboldens Unexpectedly . . . at December 27, 2023 01:31 PM (4Winp)

8 BOING!

Or is it BANG! BANG!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 01:32 PM (ch/kO)

9 In New York City, there was a racist stabbing of two young girls. You won't hear it described as a racist stabbing by the racist Marxist press, of course.

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Black people can't be racist because muh power structures or something. He was just trying to decolonize the Grand Central Terminal.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 27, 2023 01:32 PM (vgFyx)

10

If only there was some way that honest lie abiding citizens could have a shot at protecting themselves from violent predators...

Posted by: Prof. Barnum Wideload at December 27, 2023 01:32 PM (Pu5W6)

11 As I said yesterday the mayor the DA and everyone else should be jailed as accomplices.

Posted by: vic at December 27, 2023 01:32 PM (A5THL)

12 The weekend's first shooting fatality occurred at 12:44 p.m. Saturday when a 28-year-old man was shot "in the 2400 block of West 55th Street"

Fake news! They didn't hit anywhere near his 2400 block.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:33 PM (jA9ul)

13 5 Mummies Parade?

That must be a really slow one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:33 PM (9yWhg)

14 Lemme guess - In the Windy City the guns went off. That's all.

In NYC the crazy dude 'randomly' stabbed two white kids. Randomly.

Makes sense since he just announced he wanted all wyite peaple dead.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:33 PM (qoGsy)

15 Yeah, avoiding Chicago for many years now
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 27, 2023 01:31 PM (g9oc

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It's like the last time I was in Gaza was in the mid-80s.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 01:33 PM (ch/kO)

16 Enjoy the murders and mayhem, Blue Cities.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Why me? I had nothing to do with this! Blame it on chaos for a change, will ya!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 01:34 PM (cRrcX)

17 If the vagrant just stabbed himself he'd never have to worry about evil white people again.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 01:34 PM (x42Y3)

18 A mass shooting last weekend? 18 people? How come we didn't hear about it?

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 01:34 PM (ArbhN)

19 there were 18 shootings over the two days of the pre-Christmas weekend.

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Sleigh by slayings?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 01:34 PM (FVME7)

20 Inner city Chicago youth are the most well-traveled poor in the world.

What with them always going to red states to buy guns ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (TzW+Y)

21
the mayor the DA and everyone else should be jailed as accomplices.
Posted by: vic

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The voters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)

22 The weird thing is that, statistically, as crime has gone down in large cities since the 70's and 80's, the cities have become more dangerous as the crime, instead of being limited to specific cohorts and populations becomes more random.

Gangbangers taking out their own is less of a problem than a nice little old Chinese lady getting bashed in the head by a maniac or a tourist getting pushed into an oncoming train.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (XV/Pl)

23 Witnesses reported seeing a man and a woman fleeing the deceased woman's vehicle after the crash.

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Santa helps those who help themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (FVME7)

24 Hutcherson -- who cops and sources said has a slew of prior arrests and a history of mental health issues -- had allegedly popped up at the restaurant and said he wanted a table but wasn't going to order anything, staffers told The Post.

So naturally, he was out and running free.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

25 Mom and dad are faithful democrat voters.
Mom RIP 1995
Dad RIP 2006

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (gxokI)

26 This is MAGA country!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)

27 Look at El Salvador today.
Law and order can be swiftly established.
You just have to want it.

They don’t. They want this murder and violence.for us

Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (Hkcdp)

28 Yeah, avoiding Chicago for many years now
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened

Me too. It's a shame - some nice museums there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:36 PM (qoGsy)

29 Sleigh by slayings?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Rudolf's nose actually shoots death rays.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:36 PM (9yWhg)

30 And another couple dozen white people move out of their self-made shotholes.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2023 01:36 PM (kxx6d)

31
"Troubled". Yeah, that's it, "troubled".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 01:36 PM (itqvl)

32
Mummers? Jewish organization, very sneaky what with the banjos and stuff.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

33 The illegals tried some retail theft around here. They got to see the inside of our jail rather quickly. Same thing with panhandlers and other minor crimes. That's because the people voted for officials who have zero tolerance for this garbage. It's why this is sill a relatively nice place. FAFO.

It has nothing to do with race. It has to do with a shared set of common beliefs, and no tolerance for crime is one of them.

You don't get the government you deserve. You get the government you voted for.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (/i32d)

34 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

AW, how is your wife doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (9yWhg)

35 The floating Zardoz head from Indiana spitting out guns in Chicago again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

36 Mummies Parade?

That must be a really slow one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:33 PM (9yWhg)

Imohtep!

Imohtep!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (xPJvm)

37 No worries. By the end of the year all Illinoisians with those nasty guns with scary features like 17 round magazines will have registered them with the state, and all this will cease.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (KiBMU)

38 You know we could fix all this if California and Texas seceded, teamed up and started a Civil War.

Posted by: Orson at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (dIske)

39 13 5 Mummies Parade?

lol autocorrect got me again!

MUMMERS

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (AcWfM)

40 Getting sporty out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (di6C2)

41 And another couple dozen white people move out of their self-made shotholes.

Deliberate or fortuitous?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (CsUN+)

42 Chicago is likely beyond repair for a generation.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (rJ48h)

43 What is important is that the killers not be held on bail.

Posted by: sven at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (X0I7i)

44 Rudolf's nose actually shoots death rays.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Power Pasties are nothing to sneeze at either.

Posted by: Dr. Flexie Jerkoff at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (qoGsy)

45 Do your research, racists! Red States have higher crime rates!

Posted by: Mr. FAFO at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (BMHsU)

46 18 casualties in gang related shootings over a weekend is normal for Chicago. Might be a little elevated from winter normals, but it's low for summer. That could easily be a fatality number on 4th of July.

Not that it makes it acceptable. It's disgraceful. But it is what it is, and it's been that way in Chicago my entire adult life.

The thing where people are slaughtering innocent kids with no related gang activity because they're the wrong skin color is brand new, and it's disturbing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (0FoWg)

47 the mayor the DA and everyone else should be jailed as accomplices.
Posted by: vic

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The voters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone

Wall off Chicago and shoot those who attempt to flee.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (NeGkf)

48 Mummies Parade?

lol autocorrect got me again!

MUMMERS
Posted by: BlackOrchid

No, you typed it correctly. I was just making a pun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

49 47 Wall off Chicago and shoot those who attempt to flee.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2023 01:38 PM (NeGkf)

"Never Again!"

- - Rabbi Snake Plisken (it is a Jewish name)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 01:39 PM (x0n13)

50 Stacy Abrams could be stabbed in NYC and Buffalo simultaneously.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 01:39 PM (x42Y3)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

52 The same people whose children are being murdered on the South Side are the same people who voted overwhelmingly for this retard mayor.

Keep voting like it's a team sport, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (/i32d)

53 Democrat mantra: CONVERT OR DIE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Jeff Fortenberry just had his conviction overturned because hard-Left LA wasn't the proper venue for the case.
Might have some relevance to some other legal shenanigans currently taking place.

Posted by: Wally at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (hqVaF)

55 Do your research, racists! Red States have higher crime rates!
Posted by: Mr. FAFO

Now, don't go looking things up. You'll believe misinformation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (9yWhg)

56 Call them the Squad Murders. Letting all the killers and muggers run wild has consequences that is measured in human blood, it turns out.

Whenever the FNM takes a shooting and makes it THE news item of the day the left all start to argue that if you aren't in favor of banning guns the victims' blood is on your hands.

The argument an opposition party would make is that if you favor letting in the dregs of the third world in and letting violent offenders out the blood is on YOUR hands. And this theoretical opposition party would have the advantage of being right.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (XqcwY)

57 More speed to the FO part.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (aD39U)

58 AW, how is your wife doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Home now and doing better than I expected. It's going to be a rough six weeks though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (FVME7)

59 42 Chicago is likely beyond repair for a generation.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 27, 2023 01:37 PM (rJ48h)

Generation?

Posted by: Detroit at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (di6C2)

60 50 Stacy Abrams could be stabbed in NYC and Buffalo simultaneously.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 01:39 PM (x42Y3)

That's like an elephant being bitten by a flea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM (x0n13)

61 GA re-elected Raffsberger AND Kemp. Kemp was allowed to beat Tank a second time. They know where some bodies are buried for sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2023 01:41 PM (WZf07)

62 Stacy Abrams could be stabbed in NYC and Buffalo simultaneously.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 01:39 PM (x42Y3)
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... while leaving her heart in San Francisco.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 01:41 PM (ch/kO)

63 Orchid, don't bother with the parade. They made the participants take a DEI class, and they have to submit their sketches for approval by the Human Rights (HA!) Commission.

Posted by: Mr. FAFO at December 27, 2023 01:41 PM (BMHsU)

64 Off, Pallywood sock.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 27, 2023 01:41 PM (BMHsU)

65 Only Democrats could turn the Miracle Mile into the Murder Mile.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 01:42 PM (/i32d)

66 Stacy's heart belongs to me

Posted by: Cholesterol at December 27, 2023 01:42 PM (hqVaF)

67 Chicago with Brandon Johnson as mayor must make the citizens long for the competent days of Mayor Groot.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2023 01:43 PM (iYJk7)

68
Inner city Chicago youth are the most well-traveled poor in the world.

What with them always going to red states to buy guns ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator

Truth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

69 Do your research, racists! Red States have higher crime rates!

Years ago I was on a left leaning humor forum. Someone posted a state level map of the 2004 election with a fat map superimposed on it.

Haha the leftists had so much fun - look at all those fat Republicans!

Then someone else, and honestly it wasn't me, instead did the same thing but with a county level map and added a racial breakdown as well

Those fat southern voters? Well apparently they were black...and Democrats.

Suddenly this topic wasn't funny to most of the posters. In fact...it was rayciss!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:43 PM (XqcwY)

70 [after shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: "Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead."

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 01:43 PM (cRrcX)

71 Inner city Chicago youth are the most well-traveled poor in the world.

What with them always going to red states to buy guns ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 27, 2023 01:35 PM (TzW+Y)

That's where the Gun Shows are.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:44 PM (aD39U)

72 The FNM keeps telling me that it's the red states that are dangerous, not blue. Could they be lying to me?!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 27, 2023 01:44 PM (l7Kbv)

73 Mayor Groot should launch a comeback with the slogan: Ugly times call for an ugly mayor

Posted by: Wally at December 27, 2023 01:44 PM (hqVaF)

74 Busty mummy cosplay does not seem to be as much of a thing as you'd think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:44 PM (di6C2)

75 Get out of any medium of large blue shit hole city.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (R4t5M)

76 yeah honestly I'm nervous about going to the Mummers Parade. hopefully the Philly cops can keep a lid on stuff at least for that one day.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 27, 2023 01:31 PM (AcWfM)

We need a GoFundMe to pay Wyatt Earp to be BlackOrchid's bodyguard.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't know how to do these things at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (dtlDP)

77 The No description of the perps in crime reporting unless the perp is a non POC is absurdly hilarious. If it’s a non POC then you will get a full description and a photo.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (MNhXM)

78 That's where the Gun Shows are.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Nation's Gunshow at the Dulles Expo Center this weekend!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (9yWhg)

79 I don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (0FoWg)

80 The FNM keeps telling me that it's the red states that are dangerous, not blue. Could they be lying to me?!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 27, 2023 01:44 PM (l7Kbv)

Oh no, very very dangerous here. Migrants should stay away when they hear the banjo music.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (aD39U)

81 Well maybe they voted for vallas

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 27, 2023 01:46 PM (PXvVL)

82 nner city Chicago youth are the most well-traveled poor in the world.

What with them always going to red states to buy guns ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator

Truth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 01:43 PM (xG4kz)
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No no no. Their girlfriends and sisters and mothers travel to red states because they have clean records. When evidence of the straw purchase is discovered Illinois complains about red states instead of acknowledging they don't have the guts to prosecute the crime committed by their citizen in their state. The boys couldn't buy a legal gun if their life depended on it.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 27, 2023 01:46 PM (GZYu7)

83 They used to have the Mummers parade on TV.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 01:46 PM (gmo/4)

84 If you ignore the big blue shitholes the US is safer then Europe.

If you only look at the big blue shitholes the US is about the most violent country in the world.

Why...it certainly seems like there is an issue with the people governing those shitholes doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:46 PM (XqcwY)

85 79 I don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval.
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But then the Mexicans came and brothers were forced out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:47 PM (pZ64F)

86 don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (0FoWg)

All of these urban criminals make the felony apprehension squad’s job much easier.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 01:47 PM (MNhXM)

87 If you ignore the big blue shitholes the US is safer then Europe.

The murder rate among white Americans is roughly equivalent to the murder rate among white Canadians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2023 01:47 PM (YAtuc)

88 Democrats have opened the border and are allowing illegals in whether they're actual asylum seekers or not. The vast majority of them are military aged men from Central and South America, along with men as far as China. There are likely now thousands more terrorists that are NOT home grown.

This is by design. The Democrats will replace you with those that will kill you, or you are scared 'straight.' Freedom is their enemy. Peace is their enemy. Guns are their enemy. They are doing EVERYTHING THEY CAN to declare martial law in this country to force you to surrender your weapons and comply.

They are pushing Haley because she's a stooge. She won't deport. She won't seal the border. She won't stop the replacement strategy.

It's looking more and more and more and more like this round, it's Trump or die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Just noted the first Anti-Israel graffiti in my sleepy little community.

Keeping head on a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:48 PM (W/lyH)

90 I don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 01:45 PM (0FoWg)

So, it's like a vast majority of graduates of Ohio State?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Why would they leave South Central? It has everything they need - alibi witnesses.

Posted by: Wally at December 27, 2023 01:48 PM (hqVaF)

92 Synonyms are weird, because if you invite someone to your cabin in the forest, it sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, then you're going to die.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (NeGkf)

93 Why...it certainly seems like there is an issue with the people governing those shitholes doesn't it?

No, there's a problem with the people populating those s***holes.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (CsUN+)

94 Oh no, very very dangerous here. Migrants should stay away when they hear the banjo music.

I was dating a girl from the city a while back. We went for a hike and she was a bit nervous. I asked why and her answer was basically who know what violent people might be out in the woods.

And...it is amazing that people who have lived their whole lives in the city often have this attitude.

Yes, in theory you could get lost in the woods but...if you are worried about people specifically it is the best place you can be. The odds of a murderous redneck are way, way lower then some urban yute stabbing you for your wallet, or doing a pray and spray at another gang with you in the way...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (XqcwY)

95 89 Just noted the first Anti-Israel graffiti in my sleepy little community.

Keeping head on a swivel.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:48 PM (W/lyH)

'Anti-Israel'? What was it? I am curious.

'Zionists go home'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (di6C2)

96 The racist homeless dude did NOT stab two girls on the subway, Ace.

They were eating in a restaurant in the terminal when he stabbed them. And, BTW, he was out after threatening some people with a gun not too many days prior to this.

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (sSx7k)

97 The No description of the perps in crime reporting unless the perp is a non POC is absurdly hilarious. If it’s a non POC then you will get a full description and a photo.

The Portland paper used to do that, until it dawned on them that only providing racial identification for the white suspects was providing racial identification for all suspects.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (YAtuc)

98 And this theoretical opposition party would have the advantage of being right.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:40 PM

That being the problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (jA9ul)

99
I never understood the Mummers. Unless it's just an excuse to get together with other guys and drink beer. In which case it's approved.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (enJYY)

100 big blue shitholes

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Just call them shitties. The Shitty of Chicago. The Shitty of Baltimore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

101 All of these urban criminals make the felony apprehension squad’s job much easier.
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Its pretty much like a Sheriff's department in deplorable land. The Sheriff just has to know what the incidence of crime is to know who did it. The wonderful thing is now that yutes not only carry a cell phone but do selfies of their crime and post them. Yutes don't understand GPS search warrants. The cops know who did a thing pretty quickly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (pZ64F)

102 'Zionists go home'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM

"People called Zionists, they go the house."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (jA9ul)

103 'Zionists go home'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (di6C2)

people called Jewish they go to house

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (aD39U)

104 Yes, in theory you could get lost in the woods but...if you are worried about people specifically it is the best place you can be. The odds of a murderous redneck are way, way lower then some urban yute stabbing you for your wallet, or doing a pray and spray at another gang with you in the way...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (XqcwY)

Did you tell her about the 15 snakes you had already seen or that you thought you heard a mountain lion?

Worry about the right things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (di6C2)

105 jinx

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (aD39U)

106 I have a few liberal mentally-defective relatives. They know they're wrong, but admitting it wipes out the reason for existing. So they play along like good comrades. And their fellow traveler friends online make them feel better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (R4t5M)

107 I asked why and her answer was basically who know what violent people might be out in the woods.

And all those peaceful, nonviolent bears.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (9yWhg)

108 I never understood the Mummers. Unless it's just an excuse to get together with other guys and drink beer. In which case it's approved.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (enJYY)

Like Butte, Montana on St. Paddy's Day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (xPJvm)

109 105 jinx
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (jA9ul)

110 102 'Zionists go home'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM

"People called Zionists, they go the house."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (jA9ul)

103 'Zionists go home'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (di6C2)

people called Jewish they go to house
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 01:50 PM (aD39U)

*slow golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (di6C2)

111 99
I never understood the Mummers. Unless it's just an excuse to get together with other guys and drink beer. In which case it's approved.
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Its an Egyptian thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (pZ64F)

112
The No description of the perps in crime reporting unless the perp is a non POC is absurdly hilarious. If it’s a non POC then you will get a full description and a photo.
Posted by: Drive

Statistics show that all perps are white males.

Posted by: Jesse Tarloff at December 27, 2023 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

113 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 01:52 PM (T4tVD)

114 Not only am I out of Give a Shits, but I'm out of Give a Shit IOUs. Check back in 2047.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 01:52 PM (qUkBO)

115 I don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I attended a cousin's wedding in Cicero back in the early 80's. Almost all of my family there had never been 10 blocks away from their home. Not downtown, never took the L, etc. They said there was no need to: Church, work, school and shopping were all right there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (IaTa3)

116 The odds of a murderous redneck are way, way lower then some urban yute stabbing you for your wallet, or doing a pray and spray at another gang with you in the way...
Posted by: 18-1

You've never seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre have you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (FVME7)

117 *slow golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM

Hordemind..strong, it is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (jA9ul)

118 114 Not only am I out of Give a Shits, but I'm out of Give a Shit IOUs. Check back in 2047.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 01:52 PM (qUkBO)

Call Kinko's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (di6C2)

119 This is by design. The Democrats will replace you with those that will kill you, or you are scared 'straight.' Freedom is their enemy. Peace is their enemy. Guns are their enemy. They are doing EVERYTHING THEY CAN to declare martial law in this country to force you to surrender your weapons and comply.

They are pushing Haley because she's a stooge. She won't deport. She won't seal the border. She won't stop the replacement strategy.

It's looking more and more and more and more like this round, it's Trump or die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
==
Yeah its a mess - but there is one problem - the light brown replacement strategy doesn't seem to work, as they see themselves and eventually vote like whites, and favor the GOP. And since the light brown's women marry at higher rates, the smallest cohort of the light browns is single female - and it is the only cohort the dems can win. So they are diluting their vote. Dark browns are even starting to see the men mimic white voters.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 27, 2023 01:54 PM (GZYu7)

120 Behold my field of fucks.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 01:54 PM (R4t5M)

121 Spray painted "Free Palestine" on the side of the building.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:54 PM (W/lyH)

122 Spray painted "Free Palestine" on the side of the building.
Posted by: Diogenes

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay any money for the place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (9yWhg)

123 The odds of a murderous redneck are way, way lower then some urban yute stabbing you for your wallet, or doing a pray and spray at another gang with you in the way...
Posted by: 18-1

This is actually kinda funny.

https://youtu.be/KpSg8PfPQlU?t=213

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I attended a cousin's wedding in Cicero back in the early 80's. Almost all of my family there had never been 10 blocks away from their home. Not downtown, never took the L, etc. They said there was no need to: Church, work, school and shopping were all right there.
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I have two BILs in a small town in Central, NY. They are both in their 50s and have never bothered to get a drivers license. Needless to say, one is on the dole the other is being documented to get on the dole. Weird. Small towns sometimes warp people.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (pZ64F)

125 Spray painted "Free Palestine" on the side of the building.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:54 PM

Do you need to purchase a Palestine of equal or greater value first?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (jA9ul)

126 sleepy little community.

Dachau was a sleepy little community.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 27, 2023 01:56 PM (Z8fMF)

127 I just got this "article" on my Firefox home page:

May Is the New July; Norway Is the New Italy: How Extreme Heat Is Changing Tourism

Climate change could forever alter how people travel.

I have now blocked Pocket.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 01:56 PM (CsUN+)

128 Well, I certainly wouldn't pay any money for the place.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Heh. I was trying to work that into some snark. Nicely done.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:56 PM (IaTa3)

129 *Steve Sailer had entered the chat*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 01:56 PM (Hkcdp)

130 Ho, ho, holes in all!

Posted by: Santa gangster at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (/6GbT)

131 Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (IaTa3)

When I lived in NYC for a relatively short time I had a two block radius where I spent most of my time and probably would have continued to do so for years if I had remained there. I ventured around the city 10x more after I had moved and visited on business trips.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (MNhXM)

132 Assholes like JEF like guns just fine. They just don't want you to have them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (R4t5M)

133 Speaking of the scare around murderous rednecks if you haven't seen Tucker and Dale versus Evil you are really, really missing out

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (XqcwY)

134 The odds of a murderous redneck are way, way lower then some urban yute stabbing you for your wallet, or doing a pray and spray at another gang with you in the way...
Posted by: 18-1

How about banjo pickers with Down's Syndrome?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (x42Y3)

135 121 Spray painted "Free Palestine" on the side of the building.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:54 PM (W/lyH)

Kind of boring, honestly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (di6C2)

136 I've been around for 29 or so years and have never come across a map that shows this 'palestine' place. Is it like Atlantis?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

137 A troubled vagrant randomly stabbed two teenage girls enjoying a Christmas morning meal with their parents at a Grand Central Terminal restaurant -- after ranting that he wanted "all white people dead," authorities said.
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Yeah, he is troubled. The girls? Not so much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (RIvkX)

138 "I don't know if it's still true. But maybe a decade ago, somebody did a study about South Central LA, and found that most males had never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval."

15 minute cities yo!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (qUkBO)

139 As graffiti goes, it wasn't much but for little Sumner WA, it stands out.
The building was the El Shaddai Ministries. their web site says they work towards the restoration of the Hebrew perspective and foundation to build relationships between Christians and Jews.
My guess is the idiots who did this were motivated mostly by the big Israeli flag out front.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (W/lyH)

140 126 sleepy little community.

Dachau was a sleepy little community.
---------------
On the bright side, Dachau kept its carbon footprint to a minimum.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (pZ64F)

141 95 89 Just noted the first Anti-Israel graffiti in my sleepy little community.

Keeping head on a swivel.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 01:48 PM (W/lyH)

'Anti-Israel'? What was it? I am curious.

'Zionists go home'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:49 PM (di6C2)

Umm, Zionists have been going home since Theodor Herzl founded the movement. Brilliant graffiti.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (x0n13)

142 Did Chicagoans vote for Da Bears?

Because they suck too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (nnp+f)

143 Behold my field of fucks.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

You depleted the soil again, didn't you? I tell ya, ya gotta rotate your crops. Let it lie fallow for a year, then plant shits, then fucks.

Shits, fucks, fallow. Shits, fucks, fallow. That's the pattern you need to be following.

And don't forget to apply the anhydrous ammonia!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (9yWhg)

144 Both dad and a little funny that Chicago residents are suddenly demanding Trump come and fix this.

Like the Dark Kinigjt, these big city people have been happy to kick Trump around as the worst, but now … please please please save us!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

145 When I lived in NYC for a relatively short time I had a two block radius where I spent most of my time and probably would have continued to do so for years if I had remained there. I ventured around the city 10x more after I had moved and visited on business trips.
Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 01:57 PM (MNhXM)

This was true of my Aunt Doris as well, but I recall once she flew down to El Paso to visit Grandma. She was... not a fan. NYers do not seem to be too happy with heat or humidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 01:59 PM (di6C2)

146 "I've been around for 29 or so years and have never come across a map that shows this 'palestine' place. Is it like Atlantis?"

South of Mordor.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (qUkBO)

147 My hometown has let me down
I’m mad about that….

Good God Almighty
There’s no denying life
Would be better without you
Blue! It’s a color so cruel…

Posted by: Roland Gift at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (eOjAZ)

148 Notice that those loudly protesting Palestine had no fucks to give about East Palestine. I wonder why?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (pZ64F)

149 Do you need to purchase a Palestine of equal or greater value first?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (jA9ul)[.i]

No, apparently the purchase price is fully subsidized by federal monies so there is no cost to to the end users.

Posted by: Kindltot - Thought Prevention Specialist, evening shift at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (D7oie)

150 Like the Dark Kinigjt, these big city people have been happy to kick Trump around as the worst, but now … please please please save us!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

I hope he whispers No.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (aD39U)

151 Here is your first 15-minute city.

https://www.neom.com/en-us

They're pushing it, hard. They're glorifying the f*ck out of it and getting you all excited to move to it and work there, live there and exist there.

Euros appear to be eating it up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Last weekend, billions of people across the globe celebrated the birth of a Jewish dude who was born in Bethlehem in the West Bank over 2,000 years ago. But Jews only lived there since 1948, ya know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

153 I attended a cousin's wedding in Cicero back in the early 80's. Almost all of my family there had never been 10 blocks away from their home. Not downtown, never took the L, etc. They said there was no need to: Church, work, school and shopping were all right there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 01:53 PM (IaTa3)

I think that's a weird way to live, but I can understand it. It's voluntary. Some people enjoy being insulated like that.

In these hellholes, a majority of people aren't involved in gang crime. But a lot of those are afraid to leave their neighborhoods because they might get shot for their trouble. And they're not allowed to arm themselves. That's the disgraceful part.

A government that granted its citizens their rights while aggressively punishing violent criminals wouldn't have these fucked up ghettoes. Or nearly the crime rate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

154 NASA launches spacecraft to intercept asteroid known as "God of Chaos" as it passes uncomfortably close to Earth

-
I thought God of Chaos was in the Oval Office. Also, nobody told me that life is a videogame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (FVME7)

155 "I've been around for 29 or so years and have never come across a map that shows this 'palestine' place. Is it like Atlantis?"

South of Mordor.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (qUkBO)

in the Far Harad.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)

156 'Dark Kinigjt'?

That makes me think of both Batman and the Knight who say Nee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (di6C2)

157
That makes me think of both Batman and the Knight who say Nee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (di6C2)

Just don't say that other word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

158 142 Did Chicagoans vote for Da Bears?

Because they suck too.
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They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

159 NASA launches spacecraft to intercept asteroid known as "God of Chaos" as it passes uncomfortably close to Earth

I thought Bruce Willis wasn't doing things anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

160 They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

Invasive species.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:03 PM (di6C2)

161 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM

I would recommend plowing at least one shits crop under. It will help with fertilizing and you next crop of fucks should be bountiful.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (cRrcX)

162 Last weekend, billions of people across the globe celebrated the birth of a Jewish dude who was born in Bethlehem in the West Bank over 2,000 years ago. But Jews only lived there since 1948, ya know.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Other people most people don't know are Palestinian.

http://tinyurl.com/2s4yj4yc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (FVME7)

163 -
I thought God of Chaos was in the Oval Office. Also, nobody told me that life is a videogame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (FVME7)

No. He is merely a pawn in the game of god Owebama.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

164 151 Here is your first 15-minute city.

https://www.neom.com/en-us

They're pushing it, hard. They're glorifying the f*ck out of it and getting you all excited to move to it and work there, live there and exist there.

Euros appear to be eating it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
________

They're pushing it harder than that German fag pushed it into that Assfucked Senate fag. But I don't think there's any actual popular demand for the concept. That's why they are pushing it so hard and begging for investors.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

165 NASA launches spacecraft to intercept asteroid known as "God of Chaos" as it passes uncomfortably close to Earth

I thought Bruce Willis wasn't doing things anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Well they asked for the BEST

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (PQ4m2)

166 When I lived in NYC for a relatively short time I had a two block radius where I spent most of my time and probably would have continued to do so for years if I had remained there.
Posted by: Drive by

Glenn Beck did a thing on this. He said, if you move to New York, and your office is within 10 blocks of your home, you will never leave that 10-block area, because it will contain everything that you need.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (9yWhg)

167 Just don't say that other word.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
===
Elderberry?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

168 Like the Dark Kinigjt,
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

Are we aiming for the original Anglo-Saxon pronunciation?

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:05 PM (1Yy3c)

169 I'm thinking Escape from New York didn't have a bad idea.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 27, 2023 02:05 PM (4olE8)

170 Have yourself a stabby little Christmas...may all your blades shine bright...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 27, 2023 02:06 PM (tT6L1)

171 Last weekend, billions of people across the globe celebrated the birth of a Jewish dude who was born in Bethlehem in the West Bank over 2,000 years ago. But Jews only lived there since 1948, ya know.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Other people most people don't know are Palestinian.

http://tinyurl.com/2s4yj4yc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (FVME7)

Jesus was a Nazarene that happened to be born in Bethlehem (prophecy).

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:06 PM (MNhXM)

172 This is actually kinda funny.

https://youtu.be/KpSg8PfPQlU?t=213

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep. Very funny because it is true.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

173 He was just getting his life back together. Then these horrible colonizers started poisoning the climate by breathing next to him. It could happen to anybody, really.

Posted by: Corporate Media at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (CwhoI)

174 15 minute cities yo!
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 01:58 PM (qUkBO)

Ve are building neighborhoods. Neighborhoods are gut. You vill be happy in zem. The guards are merely for your safety.

Posted by: WEF thug who looks like Blofeld, where's my cat, damnit1 at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (D7oie)

175 I would recommend plowing at least one shits crop under. It will help with fertilizing and you next crop of fucks should be bountiful.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (cRrcX)
--------------
So you're saying that you should alternate shits and fucks?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (ScR16)

176 I saw Troubled Vagrants try to open up (with knives) Brazilian Teenies in Grand Central Station in 2023.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

177 "I've been around for 29 or so years and have never come across a map that shows this 'palestine' place. Is it like Atlantis?"

South of Mordor.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (qUkBO)

Northwest of Shambala.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2023 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

178 "
Like the Dark Kinigjt, these big city people have been happy to kick Trump around as the worst, but now … please please please save us!!!
Posted by: Lizzy"
*******
Unfortunately, Trimp is a big city guy and is probably inclined to save the big cities. It'd be nice if he can do it without the rest of us footing the bill.

Posted by: Cosda at December 27, 2023 02:08 PM (J/JD7)

179 160 They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

Invasive species.
-----------------
Colonization and Oppression and they were all white.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:08 PM (AdHga)

180 ===
Elderberry?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

It. The Knights who say Ni cannot hear the word 'it.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Euros appear to be eating it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

I expect the political elites love it, they have a long tradition of ghettos and serfs bound to the land, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot - Thought Prevention Specialist, evening shift at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (D7oie)

182 166 When I lived in NYC for a relatively short time I had a two block radius where I spent most of my time and probably would have continued to do so for years if I had remained there.
Posted by: Drive by

Glenn Beck did a thing on this. He said, if you move to New York, and your office is within 10 blocks of your home, you will never leave that 10-block area, because it will contain everything that you need.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
__________

That is true of the vast majority of people anywhere. Other than occasional travel, most people never leave the area bounded by their home, their job, and necessary stores. It's just that in more rural areas, the job and/or stores are further away. Now that many are working from home and there are services like Amazon, many people are rarely leaving them home at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

183 RE: Urbanites and trees

During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (kxx6d)

184 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (ScR16)

As bulgar said shit, fuck, fallow then plant shits, plow them under for fertilizer and then plant the fucks. You tend to get huge crops of fucks with this method!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (cRrcX)

185 They're pushing it, hard. They're glorifying the f*ck out of it and getting you all excited to move to it and work there, live there and exist there.

Euros appear to be eating it up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
==
Realize that travel is expensive - gasoline is really expensive. So lots of living is done near home for most people in Europe. Of course they would try it there.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (GZYu7)

186 It. The Knights who say Ni cannot hear the word 'it.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, TBF, by that time they were the Knights Who Say "Ekki-ekki-ekki p'tang zoop boing zngourm."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (ScR16)

187 Bad behavior will continue until it’s disincentivized.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (0Ppf4)

188 Tommy Smothers tits up.

http://tinyurl.com/2n4jhv4n

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (1Yy3c)

189 173 Then these horrible colonizers started poisoning the climate by breathing next to him.
Posted by: Corporate Media at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (CwhoI)

I blame the movie Black Panther for making the term "colonizers" so popular.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (4olE8)

190 18 Shot In Chicago Over Christmas Weekend

-----------

Damnit, and here I had bet $500 on the "Over 28 line"
at the sportsbook.

Be better, Shitcago ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (J/mRh)

191 RE: Urbanites and trees

During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (kxx6d)

The apple tree scene in Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (4I/2K)

192 Tommy Smothers tits up.

http://tinyurl.com/2n4jhv4n
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (1Yy3c)

Really had no idea either one of them was still with us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

193 The New Year's celebrations in various cities should be a real mess. The Hamas supporters have only faced parents and their children. They have yet to face drunken revelers who take exception to their buzz being ruined

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (iYJk7)

194 They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)
==
Um, what?

Don't stop him, he's on a roll.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (GZYu7)

195 We now say "Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing"

"Ni"... Hush!!!

Posted by: Knight who no longer say "Ni" at December 27, 2023 02:12 PM (w9Wax)

196 "I want all the white people dead," the suspect, Steven Hutcherson, 36, allegedly yelled,
......

Guy should apply for a job at Harvard.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2023 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

197 >>>One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.

Was she an orc? Because we hate those fuckers.

Posted by: Ents at December 27, 2023 02:13 PM (CwhoI)

198 183 RE: Urbanites and trees

During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2023 02:10 PM (kxx6d)
________

There is a phobia for anything and everything. I once dated a girl who was adventuresome and fearless -- except for burps and farts. She was not a Karen. They bothered her on a pathological level. She'd get nauseous.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

199 Psycho Homeless > Troubled Vagrant

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

200 Airports in CA & NY being blocked by peaceful rock tossers.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (0Ppf4)

201 Being smothered by tits would be an interesting way to go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (9yWhg)

202 Daily Mail: Marjorie Taylor Greene shares death threat warning she will be 'shot in the head' and 'skinned' like serial killer Ed Gein's victims sent before she was swatted on Christmas Day

http://tinyurl.com/mu3mhhcz

Must be those damned alt-reich wingers.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (1Yy3c)

203 Airports in CA & NY being blocked by peaceful rock tossers.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (0Ppf4)

Good. Reap it, libhole shitties.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

204 >>>One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve . . .

My dream house!

Posted by: Ecosexual Woman at December 27, 2023 02:15 PM (4I/2K)

205 During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.
Posted by: Beartooth

Trees are very good at biding their time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15 PM (FVME7)

206 I know this is racist but Steven Hutcherson is a white name.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (x42Y3)

207 151 Here is your first 15-minute city.

https://www.neom.com/en-us

They're pushing it, hard. They're glorifying the f*ck out of it and getting you all excited to move to it and work there, live there and exist there.

Euros appear to be eating it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

I see one person of color, and two people of XX chromosome...out of 19.

#dobetter

Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (TTAGa)

208 slowly I turn...

Posted by: The Tree at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (aD39U)

209 This is actually kinda funny.

https://youtu.be/KpSg8PfPQlU?t=213

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep. Very funny because it is true.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

Sort of. Houma is one jumping off point to many of the Gulf oil rigs. You got a lot of roustabouts along with the rednecks. Also a lot of charter fishing boats. But yes still funny !

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (MNhXM)

210
Trees are very good at biding their time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15 PM (FVME7)

It's why the Rainey's tell you usually not to grow or have really tall trees near your house when homesteading.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

211 I know this is racist but Steven Hutcherson is a white name.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Slave name. He was in the process of changing it.

Posted by: MkY at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (cPGH3)

212 Meanwhile, in Obama's home town -- just kidding, he slummed there to take advantage of the infamously corrupt political machine, and then left forever when he conned the nation into electing him president ...

---------------

Have they gotten around to finally building the Obama Presidential Outhouse & Doghouse Auxiliary there yet?

And are his millions of classified documents taken from his Reign of Error still being stored in some insecure warehouse there as well?

MDM-MSM non-inquiring minds don't want to know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (J/mRh)

213 There is a phobia for anything and everything. I once dated a girl who was adventuresome and fearless -- except for burps and farts. She was not a Karen. They bothered her on a pathological level. She'd get nauseous.
Posted by: Elric Blade

What is it with some folks? A gal I knew would completely fall apart if she heard the word 'nipple'.

It was comical - at least for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (IaTa3)

214 201 Being smothered by tits would be an interesting way to go.
-----------------
This is pretty much the way Benjamin Buttons went out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (pZ64F)

215 I blame the movie Black Panther for making the term "colonizers" so popular.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 27, 2023 02:11 PM (4olE

And I liked that character just up to that point. After that? Eh. Fuck her.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (1Yy3c)

216
I see one person of color, and two people of XX chromosome...out of 19.

#dobetter
Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at December 27, 2023 02:16 PM (TTAGa)

Well, it IS being funded by the Saudi's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I read a very interesting article several years ago about this one guy who thought that trees in forests have some kind of cognition and actually communicate with each other through their root systems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

218 There is a phobia for anything and everything. I once dated a girl who was adventuresome and fearless -- except for burps and farts. She was not a Karen. They bothered her on a pathological level. She'd get nauseous.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

I knew a girl in high school who was phobic for... eyes. They completely grossed her out. I'd take my contacts in and out and she would cringe.

Another gal I knew: She did not like bare feet. Always had to wear socks.

People are strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (di6C2)

219 I've always wondered about that study, too. Assuming it's honest and accurate (lol), why would so many people voluntarily remain in such a bad place, when they could drive (or take a bus) for one day, and get the hell out?

I think it's a combination of a few things. Namely, blood and soil attachment to old neighborhoods, welfare dependence, and fear/ignorance of the unknown.

Even with people who have the means and frame of reference to get out of bad neighborhoods will stay, many times. It's an odd thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (0FoWg)

220 Trees are very good at biding their time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15

They wait and plot and when you finally relax thinking they're not so bad after all.... BAM!! They strike like lightening!!

Never. Trust. Trees.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrcX)

221 213 There is a phobia for anything and everything. I once dated a girl who was adventuresome and fearless -- except for burps and farts. She was not a Karen. They bothered her on a pathological level. She'd get nauseous.
Posted by: Elric Blade
--------------
So you didn't Dutch Oven her, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (pZ64F)

222 Cardinals lasted in Chicago from 1920 through 1959. Then to St. Louis and lately Arizona

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (iYJk7)

223 This isn't new, but most of these big leftist cities are allowing people of color to do what they like. While you may not believe it, but George Floyd started this, and people of color - mostly - get asway with literal murder.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (d2bW3)

224 Am I wrong in thinking a couple of well placed MA Deuces would be sufficient incentive for the airport blockers to move along?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

225 Tommy Smothers tits up.

http://tinyurl.com/2n4jhv4n
Posted by: Robert

You know MisHum's rule. If it has a stand up bass it's probably good comedy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (FVME7)

226 214 201 Being smothered by tits would be an interesting way to go.
-----------------
This is pretty much the way Benjamin Buttons went out.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (pZ64F)

...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (di6C2)

227 Yes, come hither, human one....

Posted by: The Manchineel tree at the edge of your backyard at December 27, 2023 02:19 PM (w9Wax)

228 Oh, I was referring to the thugs, not good people in those cities.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 27, 2023 02:19 PM (d2bW3)

229 205 During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.
Posted by: Beartooth

Trees are very good at biding their time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15 PM (FVME7)

Hoooom...we are not...hasty...you nasty little orcsses!

Posted by: Treebeard watching...waiting...lurking at December 27, 2023 02:19 PM (TTAGa)

230 Maybe she watched Evil Dead once too many times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (di6C2)

231 They wait and plot and when you finally relax thinking they're not so bad after all.... BAM!! They strike like lightening!!

Never. Trust. Trees.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrcX)

True.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (aD39U)

232 Never. Trust. Trees.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrcX)

True.
Posted by: Sonny Bono at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (aD39U)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (di6C2)

233 Trees are very good at biding their time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15

They wait and plot and when you finally relax thinking they're not so bad after all.... BAM!! They strike like lightening!!

Never. Trust. Trees.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrc

Trees were at their most badass in the Shirley Temple movie , Bluebird of Happiness.

On the topic All threads are movies threads , that movie was a rip off of the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (MNhXM)

234 226 214 201 Being smothered by tits would be an interesting way to go.
-----------------
This is pretty much the way Benjamin Buttons went out.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (pZ64F)
...
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
---------
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (pZ64F)

235 I knew a girl in high school who was phobic for... eyes. They completely grossed her out. I'd take my contacts in and out and she would cringe.

Another gal I knew: She did not like bare feet. Always had to wear socks.

People are strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (di6C2)

I can kinda understand the eye thing. Like if I'm watching a movie and a guy gets a needle stuck in his I shudder. All the other violence may be more graphic and bloodier but that's gonna be the thing that grosses me out a bit.

As for feet...chicks are just weird about feet.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (1Yy3c)

236
Another gal I knew: She did not like bare feet. Always had to wear socks.

People are strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (di6C2)

Knew a girl in HS that hung out with the metalheads and druggies. She was very introverted and really quite smart, however she could NOT handle anything gross. I drawing in a book of a dissected frog would send her to the bathroom to hurl.

Yet she wore Iron Maiden T's with Eddie on the front, even the "Can I Play With Madness" where the fist is flying through his head........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

237 221 213 There is a phobia for anything and everything. I once dated a girl who was adventuresome and fearless -- except for burps and farts. She was not a Karen. They bothered her on a pathological level. She'd get nauseous.
Posted by: Elric Blade
--------------
So you didn't Dutch Oven her, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (pZ64F)
___________

I had to look that one up . . . . Yuck. And why would you want to stink up your own sheets???

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

238 205 During my time in Boston I met a few people who were actually afraid of trees. One even sold her house because the backyard abutted up against a nature preserve and she was going crazy worrying what the trees were up to.
Posted by: Beartooth

Those Harvard labs make real good acid, man...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (2cS/G)

239 Brain aneurism/hematoma. There were two right on top of each other that went the same way. Freak accidents both. Liam Neeson's wife... Natasha(?) Richardson(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (di6C2)

240

True.
Posted by: Sonny Bono at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (aD39U)

Yet that tree was minding it's own business at the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

241 As for feet...chicks are just weird about feet.
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (1Yy3c)

I enter the chat.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

242

Trees are very good at biding their time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15 PM

Yes, they wait until your daughter is with a bedroom full of friends and they are playing with a Ouija board after midnight. Celebrating her 16th birthday. Then out of nowhere a tree comes down completely blocking the driveway and scaring the ever-living hell out of everyone.

I got other stories about trees too. Some with a bit of a religious bent.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (enJYY)

243 No, Obama’s presidential papers will not be at the Chicago center. It is specifically NOT called a library.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (Hkcdp)

244 215 And I liked that character just up to that point. After that? Eh. Fuck her.
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (1Yy3c)

Pretty much. But because of that movie, the term is getting used more and more.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (4olE8)

245
I had to look that one up . . . . Yuck. And why would you want to stink up your own sheets???
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

Really?

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

246 You know MisHum's rule. If it has a stand up bass it's probably good comedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:18 PM (FVME7)

Throckmorton is the stand up bass fetishist. Miss Hum is all about Zappa.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (1Yy3c)

247 241 As for feet...chicks are just weird about feet.
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (1Yy3c)

I enter the chat.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY

Back off putz...

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (TTAGa)

248 As long as you're not a ballerina or a figure skater, there's no excuse for men to not love womens' feet. Reflexology is a thing, guys. Study it. Women will. Go nuts for you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (/Tiaw)

249 As for feet...chicks are just weird about feet.
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:21 PM (1Yy3c)

I enter the chat.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino

Paging Wolfus Aurelius...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (9yWhg)

250
I enter the chat.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino

Piker.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

251 True.
Posted by: Sonny Bono at December 27, 2023 02:20 PM (aD39U)

Yet that tree was minding it's own business at the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, Democrats want to get in everyone's business. Sonny FAFO.

If I recall, his wife Mary was hawt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

252 Immersion therapy works.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (MNhXM)

253 I got other stories about trees too. Some with a bit of a religious bent.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023

I've dodged a couple of widow makers from one of the huge Douglas fir trees in the backyard.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (kxx6d)

254 Anything with eyes creeps me out. I have glaucoma so I get my eyes messed with a lot and I hate it. I hate anyone touching their eyes or any violence to anyone's eyes. Its probably why I hate dolls, I hate them looking at me with those eyes.

Posted by: Megthered at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (EN4LN)

255 Triscuit and Ritz Kosher Crackers were unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:25 PM (RovqD)

256 I hate anyone touching their eyes or any violence to anyone's eyes.

The Andalusian Dog has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:25 PM (9yWhg)

257 I still say it should be (Jump to top of comments) because that's what the link actually does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Monsters of the Midway

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

259 I had to look that one up . . . . Yuck. And why would you want to stink up your own sheets???
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

I had a girl do that once. I think the fart was just an accident and she decided to power through. She was odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (di6C2)

260 Black JEM - May have misread you at 185 but...
NEOM runs along the Red Sea coast from far nw Saudi Arabia down to Mecca.

Posted by: Teej at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (spJU8)

261 As long as you're not a ballerina or a figure skater, there's no excuse for men to not love womens' feet. Reflexology is a thing, guys. Study it. Women will. Go nuts for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (/Tiaw)

I thought foot rubs were part of the deal to get laid when you’re in a relationship. That and doing the dishes every once in a while.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

262 Idiotic meatheads tried to disrupt traffic into LAX this morning. They weren’t very clever people; hardly slowed traffic. An amazing number of cops milling around with nothing to do…. I saw a couple of the slobs arrested with zip ties around their wrists…… geez, it wouldn’t be hard at all to cause a massive traffic snarl around LAX…. Get 20 people to stand in the middle of the Sepulveda tunnel… they weren’t clever enough to do even that. Pro palestinian of course……

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (aNOdS)

263 Immersion therapy works.
Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (MNhXM)

for short periods, or until the bubbles stop coming up,

. . . .What?

Posted by: Kindltot - Thought Prevention Specialist, evening shift at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (D7oie)

264 I hate anyone touching their eyes or any violence to anyone's eyes.

https://is.gd/HScaOm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

265 As long as you're not a ballerina or a figure skater, there's no excuse for men to not love womens' feet. Reflexology is a thing, guys. Study it. Women will. Go nuts for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2023 02:23 PM (/Tiaw)

In that case can I borrow your feet for a minute?

For practice.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:27 PM (1Yy3c)

266 *raises hand*

Ok, one of mine: I HATE when someone talks to me on their cell phone from inside a bathroom- especially from on a toilet. Or I hear someone talking to someone else on a cell inside a public bathroom.

As with all phobias, I look at this as just gross and disgusting and the phobia as just good sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (di6C2)

267 NYT Pollster: Donald Trump Seen as the Return to Normalcy Candidate

... wow .. just wow

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (RovqD)

268 Throckmorton is the stand up bass fetishist. Miss Hum is all about Zappa.
Posted by: Robert

I stand up corrected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (FVME7)

269 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho

http://tinyurl.com/2trebhr4

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

270
I'm pretty sure the same nerve bundle that originates in woman's feet travels right through the little man in the boat on its way to the brain. Elusive little fvcker that one. The brain in women, I mean.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (enJYY)

271 267 NYT Pollster: Donald Trump Seen as the Return to Normalcy Candidate

... wow .. just wow
--------------
NYT discovers they are abby normal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (pZ64F)

272 I hate dolls, I hate them looking at me with those eyes.
Posted by: Megthered at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (EN4LN)

Y'know, the thing about a doll, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a shark's eyes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (0FoWg)

273 I never understood the Mummers. Unless it's just an excuse to get together with other guys and drink beer. In which case it's approved.
---------------
Its an Egyptian thing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 01:51 PM (pZ64F

Here in OKC they fund theater groups and have a pretty nice playhouse downtown. Used to do some stagehand work for them. Don't know what they're like now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)

274 I hate anyone touching their eyes or any violence to anyone's eyes.
…………

Clockwork Orange not a favorite movie of yours I assume?

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (MNhXM)

275 Ok, one of mine: I HATE when someone talks to me on their cell phone from inside a bathroom- especially from on a toilet. Or I hear someone talking to someone else on a cell inside a public bathroom.

As with all phobias, I look at this as just gross and disgusting and the phobia as just good sense.

100% agree. I don't even read books on the toilet. Tremendously unsanitary.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (9yWhg)

276 Wolfus must be busy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (car93)

277 CDC: 143,233% Surge in Fatal Cancers Among Vaxxed Americans

.. but correlation is not causation.

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (RovqD)

278 I thought foot rubs were part of the deal to get laid when you’re in a relationship. That and doing the dishes every once in a while.
Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

Shoulder rubs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (di6C2)

279 Ok, one of mine: I HATE when someone talks to me on their cell phone from inside a bathroom- especially from on a toilet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (di6C2)

Hey son, let me tell you a story while I take a crap.

Posted by: LBJ at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (gmo/4)

280 252 Immersion therapy works.
Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:24 PM (MNhXM)
——————

Submersion

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 02:29 PM (0Ppf4)

281 NYT Pollster: Donald Trump Seen as the Return to Normalcy Candidate

... wow .. just wow
Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (RovqD)

I read that article. You could almost see the tears spilling down the author’s face

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (aNOdS)

282 But lefties assure me that violent crime is a "red state" problem!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (zxP/x)

283 269 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho
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Will we be made to affirm this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (pZ64F)

284 After PDT got elected, some meat head thought trying to block traffic on the 5, after dark, was a good idea. Multiple fractures and a lengthy hospital visit may have taught her otherwise.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

285 So all those left wing assholes blocking Airport entrances: It's not snowing, so where are the F'ing Plows? Come on let's get those Plows hopping.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (PQ4m2)

286 You get what you vote for. Enjoy the murders and mayhem, Blue Cities.
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I have a harder time taking this attitude since learning that urban elections are the most corrupt thing on the planet...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (zxP/x)

287 267 NYT Pollster: Donald Trump Seen as the Return to Normalcy Candidate

... wow .. just wow
Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (RovqD)

Considering how everything has gone to 11 since he was elected, that's a bit... ironic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (di6C2)

288 They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

You got a citation for that?

Posted by: The Decatur Stahleys at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (89Sog)

289 Ok, one of mine: I HATE when someone talks to me on their cell phone from inside a bathroom- especially from on a toilet. Or I hear someone talking to someone else on a cell inside a public bathroom.

As with all phobias, I look at this as just gross and disgusting and the phobia as just good sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (di6C2)

I hear guys talking on their phones on the shitter all the time. They might be talking to their dispatchers, their wives...just chatting away happily while moving their bowels.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (1Yy3c)

290 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho

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"Die Hard 5: The Real Christmas Movie Boogaloo."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (J/mRh)

291 Blue Shit Holes Run by democrat Shit Heads.

I point and laugh.

Also, please stop visiting these places. Nothing there anyone needs to see.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (Edu7X)

292 220 Trees are very good at biding their time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 02:15

They wait and plot and when you finally relax thinking they're not so bad after all.... BAM!! They strike like lightening!!

Never. Trust. Trees.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrcX)
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"Fuck the Maples"

-- The Oaks

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

293 Not worrying about hygiene. If I couldn't read on the toilet, I'd die of constipation. One thing is dependent on the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (0FoWg)

294 Any of you homos touch my stuff and I'll kill you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)

295 Official data from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has revealed an alarming spike in fatal cancers among Americans who have received Covid mRNA injections.

The data shows that cancer, the leading cause of death in the United States, has been soaring over the past two years.

However, the data shows a correlation between the rise in cancer and the public rollout of Covid mRNA shots.

.. this certainly explains Biden's "moon shoot" to cure cancer

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (RovqD)

296 This bikini blonde in a lake is glad she's rural:
https://is.gd/xqeV8e

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (zxP/x)

297 I never understood the Mummers. Unless it's just an excuse to get together with other guys and drink beer. In which case it's approved.

Mummers or mummering was a tradition in England and Ireland dating way before the middle ages.

Posted by: LBJ at December 27, 2023 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

298 269 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho

http://tinyurl.com/2trebhr4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

What the absolute fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:32 PM (di6C2)

299 "going crazy worrying what the trees were up to"

There was unrest in the forest?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 27, 2023 02:32 PM (Rn/yD)

300 We are Coniferous, and we are Legion!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2023 02:32 PM (2cS/G)

301 I read that article. You could almost see the tears spilling down the author’s face
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (aNOdS)
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What a ... what's the word I'm looking for? It isn't "shame."

Hmmm. What's the opposite? Glorious, maybe?

What a glorious thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (zxP/x)

302 294 Any of you homos touch my stuff and I'll kill you.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Lighten up Francis...

Posted by: zombie Sgt Hulka at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (TTAGa)

303 Never. Trust. Trees.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:17 PM (cRrcX)
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"Fuck the Maples"

-- The Oaks
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

You’re going to make me cry.

Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (MNhXM)

304
This bikini blonde in a lake is glad she's rural:

Better then the earlier lass who was sadly borderline FUPA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

305 If I couldn't read on the toilet, I'd die of constipation. One thing is dependent on the other.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

It's the men's library for a reason.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)

306 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho

http://tinyurl.com/2trebhr4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wow. Awful. That has to be up there with "worst Christmas possible."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (zxP/x)

307 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (zxP/x)

I need to rescue her. She might drown! I must give her mouth to mouth.

Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (1Yy3c)

308 Comedian Tom Smothers of Smothers Brothers dies at 86

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (RovqD)

309 Stay out of the blue zones.

Posted by: brak at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (AR07F)

310 Ok, one of mine: I HATE when someone talks to me on their cell phone from inside a bathroom- especially from on a toilet. Or I hear someone talking to someone else on a cell inside a public bathroom.

As with all phobias, I look at this as just gross and disgusting and the phobia as just good sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (di6C2)

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Ditto. I even get really annoyed at home when my wife insists on initiating a conversation after I've closed the bathroom door to take care of my personal business.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J/mRh)

311 If you look at pretty much any article about the stabbing, none mention him screaming about stabbing white people, and of course none show his picture. On Yahoo they even delete your cl comment if you post what he yelled.

Every week Scott Adams is proved more and more right.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (gwTJ4)

312 We are Coniferous, and we are Legion!
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2023 02:32 PM (2cS/G)

Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (car93)

313 This bikini blonde in a lake is glad she's rural:
https://is.gd/xqeV8e

Plus, many opportunities to lob scimitars at people, thus forming governments.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (CsUN+)

314 Lady of the Lake. Where's Arthur?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (x42Y3)

315 Better then the earlier lass who was sadly borderline FUPA.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

The brunette in the orange bikini?!

That was one of Joe's better efforts of late.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (di6C2)

316 288 They did vote for the Bears. The reason was their original team was the Cardinals. The Bears were a steel team from Birmingham, AL. Chased the Cardinals out of town, toot sweet.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

You got a citation for that?
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Actually, they were the Decatur, IL Staleys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (pZ64F)

317 269 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

I'd heard that they were re-making A Christmas Story, but this was an interesting plot switch I hadn't anticipated. 3 Stars.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (2cS/G)

318 Stay out of the blue zones.

Posted by: brak at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (AR07F)

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No-Go Zones FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J/mRh)

319 We are Coniferous, and we are Legion!
Posted by: Lincolntf

One of the terms in Russian for an important person is a "big pine cone."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (9yWhg)

320 I saw a story about some whacked out broad who is having a sexual relationship with a tree.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

321 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.
ho ho ho
http://tinyurl.com/2trebhr4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Lemme guess....Amish?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Edu7X)

322
It's a little none fact but the microphones on cell phones are especially configured to block the 'brown note'.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (enJYY)

323 311 If you look at pretty much any article about the stabbing, none mention him screaming about stabbing white people, and of course none show his picture. On Yahoo they even delete your cl comment if you post what he yelled.

Every week Scott Adams is proved more and more right.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (gwTJ4)

No shit...

Posted by: John Derbyshire at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (TTAGa)

324 "In the last thirty days, we’ve taken reports where seventeen guns have been stolen from unlocked cars," he said.

StUpId Is As StUpId DoEs, SiR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

325 320 I saw a story about some whacked out broad who is having a sexual relationship with a tree.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

Almost as good as the gal having a 'child' with a raggedy andy doll.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (di6C2)

326 Lemme guess....Amish?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Edu7X)

Darcus and Demarcus.

Two traditional Amish names.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (i24o9)

327 175 I would recommend plowing at least one shits crop under. It will help with fertilizing and you next crop of fucks should be bountiful.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 27, 2023 02:04 PM (cRrcX)
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So you're saying that you should alternate shits and fucks?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 27, 2023 02:07 PM (ScR16)
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Well if you're a fudge-packer it goes without saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Messy, the brown at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

328 It's a little none fact but the microphones on cell phones are especially configured to block the 'brown note'.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (enJYY)
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Until you root your device and sideload a brown note restorer that removes the logic that skips those frequencies.

NOTE: this is *not* something you do to your own phone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (zxP/x)

329 Lemme guess....Amish?

Well, one of those shot was named DaMarcus, so yeah.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (CsUN+)

330 I saw a story about some whacked out broad who is having a sexual relationship with a tree.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

Trees have good strong morning wood, so they say.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 27, 2023 02:36 PM (i24o9)

331 I saw Little None Fact open for Big Twin Evo at Blind Lemon in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

332 324 "In the last thirty days, we’ve taken reports where seventeen guns have been stolen from unlocked cars," he said.

StUpId Is As StUpId DoEs, SiR.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I wonder how many of them were legally able to own a gun already?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (di6C2)

333 I saw a story about some whacked out broad who is having a sexual relationship with a tree.
Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
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Now *that's* a gal that surely knows how to help her man deal with morning wood!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (zxP/x)

334 How'd you'd like to have to speak to LBJ on the phone while he was taking a crap?

Yikes. What a deranged Easter Bunny he was.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

335 Any of you homos touch my stuff and I'll kill you.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM

But touching your weed-whacker is ok, because that means you're not homo, correct?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (6tOVf)

336 Better then the earlier lass who was sadly borderline FUPA.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

The brunette in the orange bikini?!

That was one of Joe's better efforts of late.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (di6C2)

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Ditto once again.

* Looks up meaning of FUPA *

Learn something new here every thread ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (J/mRh)

337 What a ... what's the word I'm looking for? It isn't "shame."

Hmmm. What's the opposite? Glorious, maybe?

What a glorious thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:33 PM (zxP/x)

Joe can you imagine the deliciousness of the tears if the miracle occurs and Trump wins next November. I will be recording CNN MSNBC ABC CBS and NBC simultaneously to watch whenever in the future I might be feeling down. It would be glorious indeed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (aNOdS)

338
The brunette in the orange bikini?!

That was one of Joe's better efforts of late.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM

Did you seriously examine every inch of her body at 800% magnification? If not - I can't take your reply seriously.

/ lol

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (enJYY)

339 Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns, died on Wednesday aged 94

.. apparently NOT of a gunshot

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (RovqD)

340 Joe can you imagine the deliciousness of the tears if the miracle occurs and Trump wins next November. I will be recording CNN MSNBC ABC CBS and NBC simultaneously to watch whenever in the future I might be feeling down. It would be glorious indeed
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (aNOdS)
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I don't think he will, but the supercuts will magnificent if he pulls it off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (zxP/x)

341 I even get really annoyed at home when my wife insists on initiating a conversation after I've closed the bathroom door to take care of my personal business.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J/mRh)

It annoys me too. I play along because it's her only time to trap me and give me a list of chores, lol. I'm pretty good at evasive maneuvers, but not at 0700 when I need to use the john.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (0FoWg)

342 This bikini blonde in a lake is glad she's rural:
https://is.gd/xqeV8e
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (zxP/x)

She looks like she's pissed off at the photographer.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (BdMk6)

343 306 Florida teenager shoots his sister dead while she is holding her baby over a fight over Christmas presents. Then his brother shoots him.

ho ho ho

http://tinyurl.com/2trebhr4
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wow. Awful. That has to be up there with "worst Christmas possible."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (zxP/x)
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FLORIDA MAN! I knew this had to be unbelievable degenerate white trash shit or unbelievable degenerate black gangsta shit. It was the latter . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

344 Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns, died on Wednesday aged 94

.. apparently NOT of a gunshot
Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (RovqD)
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I wonder if he'll get a 21 gun salute.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (zxP/x)

345 Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

A gal I knew would do that all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (di6C2)

346 Ditto. I even get really annoyed at home when my wife insists on initiating a conversation after I've closed the bathroom door to take care of my personal business.
Posted by: ShainS

Dear wife does not understand why I want her to close the bathroom door when she is in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (IaTa3)

347
She looks like she's pissed off at the photographer.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (BdMk6)

The face has a weird Hillary look about it that I can't shake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

348 * Looks up meaning of FUPA *
Posted by: ShainS

Joe Mannix' father approves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (9yWhg)

349 CA: Might Have to Use Take-Out at the Hut If You Ever Want to See Your Pizza

California Pizza Hut franchises announce layoffs of delivery drivers before new $20 minimum wage: report

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (RovqD)

350 Posted by: The Decatur Stahleys at December 27, 2023 02:30 PM (89Sog)

Actually, they were the Decatur, IL Staleys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:34 PM (pZ64F)
We never would have known that!

Posted by: The Decatur Stahleys at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM (89Sog)

351 First rule of The Shitter is no one talks while in The Shitter.

Second rule of The Shitter is see the first rule.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM (Edu7X)

352 Women don’t shit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM (MNhXM)

353
* Looks up meaning of FUPA *

Learn something new here every thread ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:37 PM

I think it somehow comes back to Hillary Clinton in some preverted fashion. Something she said maybe. Probably JackStraw remembers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (enJYY)

354 Noisettes - Never Forget You:
https://youtu.be/KRFHiBW9RE8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (zxP/x)

355
The face has a weird Hillary look about it that I can't shake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Dammit. Now I can't either!

Although, to be fair, I think Hillary at that age was prettier...

Dear Lord, what am I saying?!

*goes looking for that hermitage brochure*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (di6C2)

356 I thought the fupa was that space between the gunt and front butt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Shut up Wesley.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

358 First rule of The Shitter is no one talks while in The Shitter.

Second rule of The Shitter is see the first rule.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM (Edu7X)

^^^^ This times infinity.

It can wait. Nothing. Is. That. Important.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

359 356 I thought the fupa was that space between the gunt and front butt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought the fupa 'was' the gunt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (di6C2)

360 It annoys me too. I play along because it's her only time to trap me and give me a list of chores, lol. I'm pretty good at evasive maneuvers, but not at 0700 when I need to use the john.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (0FoWg)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (J/mRh)

361 Workers at a Tennessee hospital ended up calling for help from the police when a "huge" beaver wandered into the facility and took shelter under a piano.

.. wouldn't want to touch it with a 5-meter pole

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (RovqD)

362 ABC - (Parts of the report

A New York City man has been charged with hate crimes following the Christmas Day stabbing of two teenage tourists from Paraguay at a restaurant inside Grand Central Terminal. (One has suffered a collapsed lung from the attack.)

Esteban Esono-Asue, 36, also known as Steven Hutcherson, made derogatory comments about white people shortly before the unprovoked attack on the 14- and 16-year-old girls Monday morning, according to a criminal complaint.

The Paraguayan consulate general's office in New York said the office was assisting the family. They were visiting New York City from Paraguay and have requested privacy, consulate Luis Dominguez said Wednesday.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (GshMh)

363
It can wait. Nothing. Is. That. Important.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

The hell it can!!!!

Posted by: Dude Texting at 85 MPH While Eating a Cheesburger at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

364 Dear wife does not understand why I want her to close the bathroom door when she is in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:39 PM (IaTa3)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (J/mRh)

365 Man, my stepson helped his baby sister open all her gifts - before he got any of his. I'm pretty glad he didn't just open fire on us, for the delay.

Fucking crazy shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (0FoWg)

366 First rule of The Shitter is no one talks while in The Shitter.

Second rule of The Shitter is see the first rule.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Up until recently, R. didn't know there are inviolate rules regarding the use of a line of public urinals.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (IaTa3)

367 *goes looking for that hermitage brochure*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:41 PM (di6C2)
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"The Hermitage" is a Federal-style mansion that was the home of Andrew Jackson. It is located near Nashville, TN.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (zxP/x)

368 Women don’t shit.

Yes. This is true.

Posted by: Amber Heard's Attorney at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (9yWhg)

369 If she has a Gunt, there is no Fupa.

To get a Gunt, the Gunt has to absorb the Fupa or it ain't a Gunt.

Gunts take a lot of hard work a dedication.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Edu7X)

370 361 Workers at a Tennessee hospital ended up calling for help from the police when a "huge" beaver wandered into the facility and took shelter under a piano.

.. wouldn't want to touch it with a 5-meter pole
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How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (pZ64F)

371 When the Lady of the Lake appears will England be restored? Merlin should be next.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (x42Y3)

372
I thought the fupa 'was' the gunt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:42 PM (di6C2)

I'm so CONFUUUSED!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I had a boss that would talk projects on the shitter. Just shit in peace. Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (car93)

374 Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (GshMh)

He must be from Dominican Republic .

Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)

375 362 ABC - (Parts of the report A New York City man has been charged with hate crimes following the Christmas Day stabbing of two teenage tourists from Paraguay at a restaurant inside Grand Central Terminal. (One has suffered a collapsed lung from the attack.)

Esteban Esono-Asue, 36, also known as Steven Hutcherson, made derogatory comments about white people shortly before the unprovoked attack on the 14- and 16-year-old girls Monday morning, according to a criminal complaint.

The Paraguayan consulate general's office in New York said the office was assisting the family. They were visiting New York City from Paraguay and have requested privacy, consulate Luis Dominguez said Wednesday.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (GshMh)
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"Derogatory" comments? He was shouting about killing all white people. Then he actually stabbed two Latina girls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

376 You get what you vote for. Enjoy the murders and mayhem, Blue Cities.

So, we're obviously well past the original post. Too bad, I'd hoped to ask a very pointed question.

Blue Cities are, obviously, shitty. Yet - many folks here still insist they won't leave their Blue Cities. Hell, they campaign, daily, that they are better than advertised.

New Jersey, I'm looking at you. Also Seattle.

So why don't residents simply vote with their feet ? I have a theory, that's pretty much fact in my mind after close to twenty years on the board.

Too bad we're getting Willowed. Would have made a great topic.

Posted by: Chickens Roosting at December 27, 2023 02:45 PM (pjPXZ)

377 Up until recently, R. didn't know there are inviolate rules regarding the use of a line of public urinals.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (IaTa3)

THIS. SO FUCKING MUCH THIS.

Although, I had a buddy who would intentionally violate them. You'd be standing, he'd hit the one next to you then turn to you and say 'How's it going?' and then laugh.

Rick was a strange dude.

1
1-5
1-3-5
Then it has to break down.
Eyes front.
No talking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 02:45 PM (di6C2)

378
How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?
Posted by: Pudinhead

$20, same as in town ...

... wait ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 02:46 PM (Ia6mP)

379 There B a NOOD !

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 02:46 PM (T4tVD)

380 FUPA and gunt are two terms I could’ve lived the rest of my life happily without knowing….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 02:46 PM (iVnWd)

381 LBJ talked to people while shitt___.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 02:46 PM (x42Y3)

382 How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (pZ64F)
++++
Through the door, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 27, 2023 02:46 PM (zxP/x)

383 How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Chlamydia infection?

*shows self out

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 27, 2023 02:47 PM (w9Wax)

384 Women don’t shit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM (MNhXM)

It's all fresh-smelling rose petals, huh?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 02:47 PM (BdMk6)

385 I had a boss that would talk projects on the shitter. Just shit in peace. Damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM

I dunno. Almost every Gantt Chart I've dealt with should have been printed on toilet paper, so at least it could be usefully recycled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2023 02:47 PM (6tOVf)

386 How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (pZ64F)
++++

I guess porn stars walk through the front doors like everyone else.

Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

387 79. '...never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval."

And inbred.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:47 PM (GshMh)

388 Willow?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

389 387 79. '...never traveled more than five miles from their place of birth. It's nearly medieval."

And inbred.
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Insert banjo music here.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:48 PM (pZ64F)

390 Off weeping sock

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

391 Up until recently, R. didn't know there are inviolate rules regarding the use of a line of public urinals.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 02:43 PM (IaTa3)

I used to watch baseball at an old stadium (torn down now) that had a long trough instead of urinals. There are more stringent rules for their use.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

392 Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM

A Willow sighting!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 02:49 PM (jA9ul)

393 Women don’t shit. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

They sure as shit don't shit in the toilet. Or piss in the toilet. Or, basically, observe any decent standard regarding hygiene.

That's my observation, and any other observation I've ever heard from any other poor soul ever stuck with going into a women's restroom.

Women are nasty creatures, en masse. Way worse than men. Pretty much feral cats.

Posted by: Chickens Roosting at December 27, 2023 02:50 PM (pjPXZ)

394 Posted by: Willow at December 27, 2023 02:40 PM

A Willow sighting!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 02:49 PM (jA9ul)

No just a sock for a tree pun.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:50 PM (MNhXM)

395 A Willow sighting!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 02:49 PM (jA9ul)

No just a sock for a tree pun.
Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:50 PM

Damn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 02:50 PM (jA9ul)

396 Not worrying about hygiene. If I couldn't read on the toilet, I'd die of constipation. One thing is dependent on the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 27, 2023 02:31 PM (0FoWg)

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* Muldoon's Book of Limericks has entered at the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 02:50 PM (mIj8s)

397 375. "Derogatory" comments? He was shouting about killing all white people. Then he actually stabbed two Latina girls.

If not for the involvement of the the Paraguayan consulate general's office, NYC would have shrugged.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:51 PM (GshMh)

398 Dave Attell’s bit on how he got a hernia is hilarious.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

399 382 How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?

On gurney?

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 27, 2023 02:53 PM (GshMh)

400
'willow' was last spotted trimming a fallen tree with an electric knife used for carving turkey.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 02:54 PM (enJYY)

401
She looks like she's pissed off at the photographer.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 02:38 PM (BdMk6)

Didn't click on this particular boobette, but most of them look like they''re pissed off about something. Maybe they're earnings are going down because of inflation and people not having the extra money to spend on pictures of boobettes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)

402 Their not They're

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)

403 Last weekend, billions of people across the globe celebrated the birth of a Jewish dude who was born in Bethlehem in the West Bank over 2,000 years ago. But Jews only lived there since 1948, ya know.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 27, 2023 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

Who was born there because his dad was going back to his ancestral home for the census.

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 03:26 PM (sSx7k)

404 How does a yuge beaver wander into a health care facility?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 27, 2023 02:44 PM (pZ64F)

Nobody thought to ask why the heck there's a piano in there?

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 03:31 PM (sSx7k)

405 Well that Knife wielding Homeless Man now has a Home an d make it a lifetime Stay in Prison

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