Trial Balloon: Damnit, Joe Biden Is Such a Whirlwind of Energy That His Staffers Are Worried About Cyclone Joe!

From Beege Wellborn at Hot Air, if you didn't believe our last unbelievable horseshit, would you perhaps try our new and improved unbelievable horseshit?

President Biden's reluctance to acknowledge his physical limitations at age 81 is causing some tension on his team, as senior aides and First Lady Jill Biden push him to rest more and be vigilant about his health going into 2024.
Why it matters: Current and former aides say Biden is extraordinarily energetic for his age.

Why, look at the engine on this speedy silver racecar!

But his repeated insistence that he feels so young can draw eye rolls: Some current and former aides believe Biden doesn't realize how old he can come across.
In conversations with aides and friends, Biden frequently says some version of: "I feel so much younger than my age."

I mean, if you look it up on the actuarial tables, I think his age is "deceased" so I guess yeah, he feels a little more spry that that.

Now, if this hasn't been unbelievable enough so far, Axios is going to try to sell you that Basement Biden really, really, really wants to travel and campaign and not spend every fucking (Thursday to Sunday) weekend at his beach house on vacation.

The President of the United States (citation needed) just wants to be out there workin' hard, but his underlings just won't let him!

Zoom in: Current and former Biden aides say he often pushes to do more travel and events than they think he should.
Biden pushing up against his limits sometimes creates a cycle in which he wears himself out, then appears fatigued during public events -- which can increase concerns about his age, even when he's taking on a rigorous schedule.
"He is his own worst enemy when it comes to his schedule," a former Biden aide said.

Joe Biden's schedule consists, almost every day -- and I check it out from time to time -- of sitting in a comfortable chair while someone reads bullet points from the Presidential Daily Briefing, and one -- 1 -- single solitary public event.

That's Biden's hectic, demanding schedule, day-in, day-out: Nap-listening to a briefing, and hanging a fucking medal around someone's neck.

And then back to Reheboth.

But oh! You gotta know, he only "appears" fatigued because this magnificent candle is burning himself at both ends!

Joe "Kid Dynamite" Biden

He gets more done in a week than you get done by Monday 9:07 am.

Doctor Jill is on the case:

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"Joe's working too hard," Jill would tell Biden's then-chief of staff, Steve Ricchetti, Joe Biden recalled in his memoir, "Promise Me, Dad." "He's exhausted. He's not sleeping. It's going to kill him."
Biden wrote that "the two of them would conspire to get me to ease off for a while."

And they're forcing Biden to take a Weekly Vacation. If he had his way, why, he'd actually be working a whole 25 hours per week instead of his customary 12!

Jill's influence on the president's calendar is unusual but has some precedent. Nancy Reagan would closely watch Ronald Reagan's schedule -- even occasionally consulting an astrologist.

Axios is really straining to paint this as common. And to also get in a dig about Nancy Reagan's astrology.

Joe Biden is actually much older than Reagan was, however. Joe Biden was as old when he assumed office as Reagan was when he left it.

Update: Joe Mannix wonders why they didn't compare Biden to another frail, ailing Democrat:

Notice that they didn't mention Woodrow Wilson's wife running the whole show while her husband was essentially a vegetable. I wonder why.

Ted Kaufman, Biden's longtime friend and another former chief of staff, told Axios: "This is something that Biden's been doing for his whole life -- he always wants to do more."

They are all On-Message, just repeating the same Talking Point to death.

Not even Axios can fail to pick on the subtle message they're conveying.

Some former administration officials think that responding defensively to questions about Biden's age might be satisfying to his fans -- but they say he should acknowledge his age more explicitly to assuage voters' concerns.
One former official told Axios: "His age is clearly something voters are worried about, fairly or not, and yelling, 'Nuh-uh' isn't cutting it."

Biden's like the Energizer Bunny!

Speaking of bunnies:

Hey Axios:

Go fuck yourself to death. We're sick of The Regime's lies and we're sick of your role as the pathetic stenographer of The Regime's lies.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:45 PM

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1 Kaboom! It's not just cereal any longer.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 19, 2023 03:45 PM (DTX3h)

2 Go Joe! Go!

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:47 PM (lIat5)

3 The only Boom Boom from Joe is laying on the carpet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2023 03:47 PM (puDky)

4 What a crock of crap.

Go stroke out, biden. Make the world a better place and die.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 19, 2023 03:47 PM (xZri3)

5 >>3 The only Boom Boom from Joe is laying on the carpet.

lol

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2023 03:47 PM (KRtlO)

6 "Biden pushing up against his limits sometimes creates a cycle in which he wears himself out, then appears fatigued during public events "

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Hilarious.

Pudding Brain has no public appearances before 11am or after 6pm.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2023 03:48 PM (i7Q7S)

7 Joe Biden and Dynamo. Two words I never thought I would hear in the same sentence.

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:48 PM (lIat5)

8
I go0t more energy than when I was 25.

Don't believe me? Just watch, fat.

Ima gonna sniff the hair of every dam kindergartener in this whole damn school!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 19, 2023 03:48 PM (nFnyb)

9 LOL... They just don't want him out there ad- libbing... better in the basement

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2023 03:49 PM (n2vyf)

10 "Beege Wellborn?"

Surely that's a Moron nic if ever I've heard one...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 03:49 PM (7fElN)

11 He's following RGB's rigor-ous planking routines.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)

12 My name's Joe Biden, and I can whip any man in the house!

Posted by: Turbo Joe! at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (YAtuc)

13 They draw Joey Shitbrains' blood and use it to make Viagra, HGH, moly, and Elon's rocket fuel

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

14 The Scranton Cyclone...

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (KRtlO)

15 The newest Honest Trailer was for 2023 in Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO4gkJssHZc

It ends with a bit about turning into a thing to cover politics at the end of next year, and it includes three clips of Trump rambling a bit, Biden talking incoherently, and Kamala babbling.

These people are very much leftists hangers on around Hollywood, and they're ending their video with bits making fun of Biden AND Kamala.

They'd walk over glass to vote for them against a ham sandwich, but it's interesting to see the discontent manifest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

16 Cyclone Joe is expected to drop massive amount of urine and feces on the Mid-Atlantic states in the coming months.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

17 Not even Oil Cancer can keep the man down!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)

18 Wait, so we're not doing "Beast-Mode" anymore?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (N3zMI)

19 Why it matters: Current and former aides say Biden is extraordinarily energetic for his age.
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Ah, the sure sign of an Axios article.

It's like "Fisher Price's My First Propaganda Rag"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (zxP/x)

20 He's such a Dynamo he has to go to Delaware almost every weekend...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (n2vyf)

21
Power naps!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (MoZTd)

22 *does 100 one-arm pull ups*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (R4t5M)

23 I mean, if you look it up on the actuarial tables, I think his age is "deceased" so I guess yeah, he feels a little more spry that that.
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Brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:51 PM (zxP/x)

24 "Biden frequently says some version of: "I feel so much younger than my age."

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Um, so what?

He's always been a delusional liar.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (i7Q7S)

25 Biden pushing up against his limits sometimes creates a cycle in which he wears himself out, then appears fatigued during public events -- which can increase concerns about his age, even when he's taking on a rigorous schedule.
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All those 10:00 AM "lids" sure are rigorous!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (zxP/x)

26 ...he only "appears" fatigued because this magnificent candle is burning himself at both ends!

Well, senile drooling and incontinence isn't exactly 'burning at both ends",

but, eh, we'll let you have it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (nFnyb)

27 The left is really shoveling the horseshit. It's amazing how bad these 'stories' are about an 'energetic' old, demented fool who spends his waking house juiced up on uppers and wanders around the White House in the evenings wondering where the fuck he is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (Q4IgG)

28 What a pantload of nonsense. I'd laugh, but it's just too pathetic and ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (mupln)

29 Go fuck yourself to death. We're sick of The Regime's lies and we're sick of your role as the pathetic stenographer of The Regime's lies.

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I do wonder if anyone actually believes the lies. There has got to be someone who says, "I fully believe that Biden is all there and physically impressive, and I don't have to lie to myself to believe it because I believe it in my soul."

I think we're at a point where a heavy majority of the country knows it's all lies. It's just really a question of how one decides to accept or reject them for other reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

30 "Why, look at the engine on this speedy silver racecar!"
.......

lol
Comments are turned off

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

31 "I feel CHILDREN so much younger than my age."

FIFY Pervert

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (lIat5)

32 Of course he has energy,
Have you tried to stop anyone with 4 Adderall on board?

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (wyl5F)

33 From the article* -

Still, despite his overwhelming schedule, he still finds time to meet and spend time with his aides young families, especially their daughters. "He's very grandfatherly with them especially my tween daughter, " said one staffer. "He buys her strawberry scented shampoo and the next time he sees her, he runs up and sniffs her hair, very deeply, to make sure she's using his gift. He's very touching."

* didn't make the final edit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (fs1hN)

34 ...the Delaware Dynamo...

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

35
In his last year, FDR was working about 4 hours a day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (MoZTd)

36 From Beege Wellborn
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A name that does not work for either a son or a daughter.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (krQz2)

37 "Man, he's almost as indefatigable as me!"
-- RBG

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 03:53 PM (izj35)

38 Axios is really straining to paint this as common. And to also get in a dig about Nancy Reagan's astrology.
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Notice that they didn't mention Woodrow Wilson's wife running the whole show while her husband was essentially a vegetable. I wonder why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:53 PM (zxP/x)

39 According to American Thinker Air Dementia 1 has been having temper tantrums with staff.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 03:53 PM (padVH)

40 The President of the United States (citation needed)

Ha, I like that.

Posted by: spindrift at December 19, 2023 03:53 PM (B/KRV)

41
>>>Notice that they didn't mention Woodrow Wilson's wife running the whole show while her husband was essentially a vegetable. I wonder why.

hah! That is a very good point.

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

42 Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto 2h
BREAKING REPORT: Biden busted trying to SNEAK HUNTER into DC on Marine One transport.

"Peter Doocy noticed someone hop off the chopper who was not on the passenger list. Hunter Biden is here at the White House after defying the Congressional subpoena."

https://tinyurl.com/4ad2b7uy
30 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Fox News reports that Hunter Biden is currently at the White House after being spotted exiting Marine One. Hunter was not on the White House's passenger manifest, Fox report says

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (2yu8s)

43 Hey Axios:
Go fuck yourself to death. We're sick of The Regime's lies and we're sick of your role as the pathetic stenographer of The Regime's lies.
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Well, that's direct, succinct and vulgar - but only moderately cruel. I give it a solid 8.5/10.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (zxP/x)

44 Iden is a tired old man who displays some degree of dementia..people in this condition are not an energetic bunch, in my experince..

Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)

45 According to American Thinker Air Dementia 1 has been having temper tantrums with staff.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 03:53 PM (padVH)
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According to Alex Jones and his informants, Joe walks around the Whitehouse naked and drugged out.

Like father, like son, I guess.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (krQz2)

46 "I feel so much younger than my age."

Follow up question: "How old do you think you are Joe?"

(102? Well I've seen more spry 102 year olds.)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

47
If you think things are bad now in this country, imagine what it would be like if Joe's aides carried out his every demand without question.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (MoZTd)

48 36 From Beege Welborn
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A name that does not work for either a son or a daughter.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (krQz2)

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My maternal grandfather was a Welborn. I've often wondered if I'm related to Beege somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

49 I do wonder if anyone actually believes the lies. There has got to be someone who says, "I fully believe that Biden is all there and physically impressive, and I don't have to lie to myself to believe it because I believe it in my soul."

I think we're at a point where a heavy majority of the country knows it's all lies. It's just really a question of how one decides to accept or reject them for other reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
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One of the perks of true power is making people believe things that are manifestly false. Or at least making them admit publicly that they believe it. It's just rubbing it in our faces that THEY won and WE lost.

As Orwell put it, it's the boot stamping on a human face--forever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (7fElN)

50 I always picture Tim Conway's "the oldest man" skits.

"I'lllll just runnnnn over here."

Posted by: Orson at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (dIske)

51 But seriously, he's about to die or already dead, right?

The RGB "killer workout" stories came out when it wasn't even clear she was still alive -- she had be *air quotes* working from home for the last 2 years on court . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (izj35)

52 Iden=Biden.. damn

Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

53 "President Biden's reluctance to acknowledge his physical limitations at age 81 is causing some tension on his team, as senior aides and First Lady Jill Biden push him to rest more and be vigilant about his health going into 2024."

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The Stupid SOB will not stick to his script! We cannot let him out in public anymore!

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (lIat5)

54 Joe walks like a drunk walking into a liquor store trying to convince the clerk and everyone else he's not drunk

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (rIfCf)

55 The LA Times notices a teensy problem with California:

In the tax filing years 2020 and 2021, the average gross income of taxpayers who had moved from California to another state was about $137,000. That was up from $75,000 in 2015 and 2016, according to migration and personal income data from the Internal
Revenue Service.

Time for an exit tax, obviously!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (YAtuc)

56 According to Alex Jones and his informants, Joe walks around the Whitehouse naked and drugged out.

Like father, like son, I guess.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19

I suspect his condition is worse than anyone suspects.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (padVH)

57 The Stupid SOB will not stick to his script! We cannot let him out in public anymore!
Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (lIat5)

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (n2vyf)

58 Looks like another way to portray President Pampers as Dark Brandon.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (/HDaX)

59 54 Joe walks like a drunk walking into a liquor store trying to convince the clerk and everyone else he's not drunk
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 03:55 PM (rIfCf)

Neuropathy + blood pressure Meds…

Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (PCK5/)

60 Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto 2h
BREAKING REPORT: Biden busted trying to SNEAK HUNTER into DC on Marine One transport.

"Peter Doocy noticed someone hop off the chopper who was not on the passenger list. Hunter Biden is here at the White House after defying the Congressional subpoena."

https://tinyurl.com/4ad2b7uy
30 seconds
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I gotta wonder if actual obstruction is more concerning than theories about kinda-sorta-in-a-way obstruction.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (krQz2)

61 You know we're over as a free country when lie with a gleam in their eye, because they know that you know they're lying, but you just take it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (nnp+f)

62 I always love stories like this one. And RBG's workout routine. And Dianne Feinstein's amazing progress. To a lesser degree, Fetterman also gets the treatment.

Dear Leader is *always* and without exception STRONG LIKE BULL! You must not question the bullish strength of Dear Leader.

RBG had intense workouts. Putin wrestles bears. Mao swam the Yangtze River. The various Kims were all paragons of strength. Biden works so hard his Millennial staffers struggle to keep up.

It's all the same shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (zxP/x)

63 And wasn't Reagan supposedly showing signs of dementia his last term?

So you can imagine that Nancy Reagan was trying to get her husband to ease up . . . because the job was too demanding for his infirmities?

Posted by: Agammamon at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (K8vpn)

64 The man is nearly as fit as Ginsburg, who rumor has it, is still doing multi-ton deadlifts too this day.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (eYoxG)

65 TRUMPS GOING TO SHOOT PEOPLE AS THEY ENTER THE WHITE HOUSE!!

Posted by: MS-Nutball Center at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)

66 Does no one read The Emperor's New Clothes anymore?

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (rIfCf)

67 "President Biden's reluctance to acknowledge his physical limitations at age 81 is causing some tension on his team, as senior aides and First Lady Jill Biden push him to rest more and be vigilant about his health going into 2024."

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Joe Biden shuffles his feet and mumbles like a 75 year old!

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (lIat5)

68 66 Does no one read The Emperor's New Clothes anymore?
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (rIfCf)

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Read 'em? I can't even see 'em!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

69 Trump has more energy than any politician I've seen. I don't know how he does it.

Posted by: fd must having a knightmare at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (vFG9F)

70 >>According to Alex Jones and his informants, Joe walks around the Whitehouse naked and drugged out.

"Ah, what a shocker from VP SkinnyDip!"
-- Secret Service, with a huge eye roll

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (izj35)

71 The man is nearly as fit as Ginsburg, who rumor has it, is still doing multi-ton deadlifts too this day.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 19, 2023 03:56 PM (eYoxG)
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She can plank ALL DAY, man!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)

72 In conversations with aides and friends, Biden frequently says some version of: "I feel so much younger than my age."

Often, right after he shits his diapers.

"Dr. Mommy Jill puts me in timeout if I eat my pants pudding," a very youthful Joe Biden lamented while riding his Big Wheel across the lawn.

Posted by: He's a fucking T-rex, like Ruth Bader Ginscorpse at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (ttzpt)

73 The Mummy walks!

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

74 "Why it matters: Current and former aides say Biden is extraordinarily energetic for his age."

Oh, so that's why he walks like a Rock'm Sock'm robot with his arms stiff at his sides. I thought it was signs of dementia and age related arthritis.

BTW watch the video of when the drunk guy crashes into his motorcade in Delaware. They try to shovel Biden into the car quickly, but it's like slow motion.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (d9i2R)

75 Joe Biden and Dynamo. Two words I never thought I would hear in the same sentence.
Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:48 PM (lIat5)

Dynamo is a Moscow hockey team. Proof of Russian collusion!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (jzbG0)

76 Maybe Joey will go sky diving next

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (/rHJl)

77 Does no one read The Emperor's New Clothes anymore?
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 03:57 PM (rIfCf)
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I always struggle to read clothes. Chicks get mad because they think I'm staring at their racks and dudes don't like being eyed by dudes for any reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (zxP/x)

78 75 Joe Biden and Dynamo. Two words I never thought I would hear in the same sentence.
Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 03:48 PM (lIat5)

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"Joe Biden had a dynamo blow out in his Depends last night."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

79 The RGB "killer workout" stories came out when it wasn't even clear she was still alive -- she had be *air quotes* working from home for the last 2 years on court . . .

Hey, we convinced everyone that JFK was a great intellectual!

We've had sixty years practice shoveling this horsesh*t!

Posted by: The Media! at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (YAtuc)

80 When Biden was VP he was often seen by secret service agent nude at the pool.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (MeG8a)

81 He's so energetic they had to curtail his afternoon walks because he kept getting stuck in the hedge.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

82 Western Lensman @WesternLensman 2h
Hunter Biden defied a congressional subpoena.

Here are three minutes of Democrats, Never-Trump Republicans and the media assuring us that defying a congressional subpoena means that you belong in jail and that no one is above the law.

https://tinyurl.com/3sn4wm9n
3:14 minutes

Western Lensman @WesternLensman 2h
A specific note From Jamie Raskin to Joe Biden: “Please tell your children out there that if you get a subpoena to go before congress….go!"
https://tinyurl.com/2eapnuz4
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (2yu8s)

83 Operation Dynamo was the evacuation of Dunkirk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (/rHJl)

84
Joe's workout includes pulling a fully-loaded coal train up the Saluda Grade with his teeth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (MoZTd)

85 In conversations with aides and friends, Biden frequently says some version of: "I feel so much younger than my age."

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That's mainly when it enters into his mind that he's a Biblical character.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (krQz2)

86 If I could get some workout stories out to the press, I could bump my approval up to seven, maybe eight percent.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (woPEM)

87 80 When Biden was VP he was often seen by secret service agent nude at the pool.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (MeG8a)

The whole family are perverts ... Just like dear old dad

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2023 03:59 PM (n2vyf)

88 I'd like to see Potatohead pull a freight train using a rope clenched between his dentures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (vYWu5)

89 SANCTUARY!

Posted by: Hunter at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

90 Note that Axios does not permit comments on their "Bustlin' Biden" puff piece. I wonder why.

Posted by: Zumkopf at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (IPho9)

91 Old Man Balls!

Posted by: secret service agent at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

92 Joe is one stumble away from a plastic hip and nothing says youth and vitality like hip replacement.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

93 Damn, Hadrian!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (vYWu5)

94 I'm reading this as a set up for their dream scenario:

Joe dies in September, then non-stop ads to soaring patriotic music hailing the hero that gave his all for the country he loved, with--surprise, surprise--a totalled convenient very somber clip of Joe endorsing Kamala for President.

Zero public speaking campaign stops or debates for her in October (funeral, briefings, too busy dontcha know) and they easily coast to a sympathy win in November.

That's the complete and total end of the United States right there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (TzW+Y)

95
84/88

Horde mind

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (MoZTd)

96 SANCTUARY!
Posted by: Hunter at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)
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legit lol

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (rIfCf)

97 By Symmetry, Dynamo is the little blue jug.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)

98 Will they find a Navy Seal like Crenshaw to say that he can't keep up with Joe's morning workouts?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (NYzgN)

99 That's Biden's hectic, demanding schedule, day-in, day-out: Nap-listening to a briefing, and hanging a fucking medal around someone's neck.

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Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (IFLPB)

100 I think we're at a point where a heavy majority of the country knows it's all lies. It's just really a question of how one decides to accept or reject them for other reasons.
_______

“Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.”

"Sometimes, Winston. [Sometimes it is four fingers.] Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (fs1hN)

101 imo Joe is in decent physical shape, it is his aging and dementia stricken mental shape, that is the problem. On top of his never being smart, just a lying braggart, corrupt p.o.s. willing to deliver to the bad guys that paid him.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (Cus5s)

102 Dentures, failed hair plugs, facelift chin balls, yeah he's a dynamo!

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

103 That Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsberg workout is eh Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (/rHJl)

104 Dynamo Joe

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

105 When Biden was VP he was often seen by secret service agent nude at the pool.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2023 03:58 PM (MeG8a)

Rumor is that he was always trying to impress the lady agents with his "towel-hanger" trick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (vYWu5)

106 SANCTUARY!
Posted by: Hunter at December 19, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)
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NO SANCTUARY!

Posted by: Queensryche at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)

107 MSNBC host Jen Psaki said Monday on her show “Inside” that former President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent. But this is bullshit in its worst form. Must be desperate for clicks eh Jen.? How about you just shut your pie hole and think of something a little more erudite, eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

108 I dunno. I'm kinda hoping he falls asleep in his chair until the next election. That will limit the damage Mr Demented Ideologue Pervert Energizer Bunny will do.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (d9i2R)

109 Beige Welborn at Hot Air.

Now that's a pseudonym!

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (lIat5)

110 Say, what do Biden;s DOCTORS say about his current health?

These stories where (alleged) unnamed staffers were heard saying blah blah are laughable. This is not news, this is middle school rumor mill theater.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (izj35)

111 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Fox News reports that Hunter Biden is currently at the White House after being spotted exiting Marine One. Hunter was not on the White House's passenger manifest, Fox report says
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 03:54 PM (2yu8s)

Isn't Hunter currently a fugitive? This calls for Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (jzbG0)

112 Trump tells Chip Roy and his butt servant Massie to eat the taint from his dick. He says a good candidate can win easily and please let him know who is willing to primary Roy. He will give his complete support.

Good.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (eYF7X)

113 "Cyclone Joe is out of control. He's out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (o6Ir4)

114 Democrat Presidents have a long understood fear of rabbits, and associated lagomorphs.

It is so bad that Barak Obama once panicked and hid in the White House closets due to a screening of Donnie Darko.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (D7oie)

115
Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

__________

Thanks to Joe, we're learning the names of cabinet secretaries once more. Because they're so damn incompetent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (MoZTd)

116 Say, what do Biden;s DOCTORS say about his current health?

They'll only comment that his balls hang down to his knees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (vYWu5)

117 Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent. But this is bullshit in its worst form. Must be desperate for clicks eh Jen.? How about you just shut your pie hole and think of something a little more erudite, eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (W/lyH)
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Dude, she's a former press secretary and current TV talking head. Shutting her pie hole is something she's probably incapable of doing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (zxP/x)

118 Whether we believe the lie is not important. What's important is getting their people to repeat the lie, whether they believe it or not.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (JMAcK)

119 >>>"I feel so much younger than my age."
------------------

Methadrine, causing false illusions. Yeah, a common thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (DNJiU)

120 ... These stories where (alleged) unnamed staffers were heard saying blah blah are laughable. This is not news, this is middle school rumor mill theater.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (izj35)
++++
And it's written like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (zxP/x)

121 Isn't Hunter currently a fugitive? This calls for Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (jzbG0)
---
Unfortunately, the DoJ would have to arrest him, and Merrick Garland is not going to "go against [his] boy".

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)

122 The best evidence beyond the obvious signs of dementia that Biden is slowing down is that he hasn't challenged anyone to a push-up contest lately.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (NcL9g)

123 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: President Potatohead at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (vYWu5)

124 "Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent"

============

1. She's not
2. But, she's smarter than the people watching her who sincerely believe that dumb drivel.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (i7Q7S)

125 Joe Biden does the triple hundred workout three times per day.

One hundred one arm pushups
One hundred burpees
One hundred sprinted laps around the ellipse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (NYzgN)

126 In conversations with aides and friends, Biden frequently says some version of: "I feel so much younger than my age."
++++
What about when he's +4 hours from his routine course of amphetamines and adrenochrome?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (zxP/x)

127 I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: President Potatohead at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (vYWu5)

128 I just spent three hours and I ain’t got a crumb…

Posted by: Dynamo Joe at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (A+xi9)

129
Old: George Washington Slept Here

New: Joe Biden Fell Down Here

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (MoZTd)

130 Joe biden can hold a 3:45 mile average over 10 miles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (NYzgN)

131 Dude, she's a former press secretary and current TV talking head. Shutting her pie hole is something she's probably incapable of doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:03 PM (zxP/x)

Oh I get that. But there is annoying your opposition and being downright a liar and info whore.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (W/lyH)

132 Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent. But this is bullshit in its worst form. Must be desperate for clicks eh Jen.? How about you just shut your pie hole and think of something a little more erudite, eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (W/lyH)
--------
I never thought I'd miss the likes of Jay Carney - at least occasionally he acknowledged he knew we knew he was full of shit. True believers ever since.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (rIfCf)

133 Gun.
The bunny has a gun

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (J8LnB)

134 113 "Cyclone Joe is out of control. He's out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it."
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (o6Ir4)

"Is there an F5 Cyclone Joe? What would that be like?"

"The Finger of God."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (N3zMI)

135 I do wonder if anyone actually believes the lies. There has got to be someone who says, "I fully believe that Biden is all there and physically impressive, and I don't have to lie to myself to believe it because I believe it in my soul."
---
Our DU spy gives us regular reports of just that.
Completely blows my mind.

Imagine a conservative saying the same stuff, with all seriousness, about Mitch.

Yet, there they are, neither with sarcasm or jest, honestly praising every word, deed and act of Joe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (TzW+Y)

136 Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum

Posted by: Taggart at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (og5mY)

137 These stories where (alleged) unnamed staffers were heard saying blah blah are laughable. This is not news, this is middle school rumor mill theater.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (izj35)

It is a smothering tactic. Throw out so much garbage that there is no way to take time to hear the rumors.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (D7oie)

138 Joe Biden does the triple hundred workout three times per day.

One hundred one arm pushups
One hundred burpees
One hundred sprinted laps around the ellipse.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:04 PM (NYzgN)
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One hundred stair-fallups.

He's a machine.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (krQz2)

139 Pro-Pali protestors punch female Christmas partier in face https://tinyurl.com/4uhhb57u

(I like my headline better than theirs.)

Black Dems are made aware, once again, that they rate lower than obnoxious supporters of a foreign state.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (fxCK2)

140 Old: George Washington Slept Here

New: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (MoZTd)
++++
Someone once had a Google Maps route that visited various Biden tumble spots, but Google decided that it probably shouldn't be shared anymore.

People also put place markers on the more famous tumble spots (like where he crashed his bike when he went after a little girl), but oddly, those were removed too...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (zxP/x)

141 Eh, the Left is just trolling us with Biden now… they love to watch the Right get all upset over him hanging around…

Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (PCK5/)

142 WOLVER ... you know, the thing!

Posted by: The Joetard at December 19, 2023 04:06 PM (ZV+pB)

143 I guess since it's basically the exact same narrative from these so-called sources I'd presume the pressure to step down after his term is being pushed back against by whoever are the *biden loyalists.

The infighting among Democrats is about as asinine as the infighting is among the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (Q4IgG)

144 Oh I get that. But there is annoying your opposition and being downright a liar and info whore.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (W/lyH)
++++
These people do the former for money.

They do the latter because of the love of the game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (zxP/x)

145 You're gonna rue the day you came up against The Extreme, baby. We're talkin' imminent rueage!

Posted by: Taggart at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (og5mY)

146
Black Dems are made aware, once again, that they rate lower than obnoxious supporters of a foreign state.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

___________

Every Democratic constituency group has a sell-by date.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (MoZTd)

147 I'm telling you, Joe can rock a bollard with the best of us.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (woPEM)

148 "Current and former Biden aides say he often pushes to do more travel and events than they think he should."

Well, yes, people with dementia often forget that they are no longer capable of doing things they should be doing.

And then they get obstreperous when you remind them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (ou9hh)

149 The President of the United States (citation needed) ...

-----------

. Wikipedia;
. snopes;
. NewsGuard;
. AttackWatch;
. Progda;
. Christopher Steele;
. Baghdad Bob; and
. ChatGPT.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (M5NSB)

150 107 MSNBC host Jen Psaki said Monday on her show “Inside” that former President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent. But this is bullshit in its worst form. Must be desperate for clicks eh Jen.? How about you just shut your pie hole and think of something a little more erudite, eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

=====

By September 2024? They will be saying Trump IS H!tler, and anyone that supports him is a White Supremacist Stormtrooper.

The Hatred and Demonization will get worse.

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (lIat5)

151 When you see Joe walk away from the podium and try to shake hands with the air, he's just multi-tasking and practicing handshakes.

He meant what he said about an effort of True-Oompa-Loompa pressure!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (krQz2)

152 LivePDDave @LivePDDave1 3h
Never mind his endorsement of DeSantis, Chip Roy sided with drunk RINO @DadePhelan and demanded the resignation of the best conservative state AG in the country @KenPaxtonTX. That’s a huge red flag!

Chip Roy @chiproytx 5 Oct 2020
For the good of the people of Texas and the extraordinary public servants who serve at the Office of the Attorney General, Attorney General Ken Paxton must resign: facebook.com/ChipRoyforCongress...
------
And this certainly sounds sincere:
https://tinyurl.com/yrf2whnx
1:06 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (2yu8s)

153 Isn't this... the same meme we did with RBG?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (di6C2)

154 ... The Hatred and Demonization will get worse.
Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (lIat5)
++++
Sure, but that's true with or without Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (zxP/x)

155 People are wish casting Joes extended death rattle for being energetic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (pohLc)

156 >>Ya know. I used to give Psaki a nod for being at least a bit intelligent.

When you need a laugh, Bing AP's Matt Lee's interactions with Psaki when she was Obama's State Dept spokesman.

A few examples: https://tinyurl.com/mwa475az
https://tinyurl.com/3bnrfhdb

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (izj35)

157
He uses Harry Reid's exercise machine

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (MoZTd)

158 Dammit. Lizzy got there first.

Touché, miss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2023 04:08 PM (di6C2)

159 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

160 135 Our DU spy gives us regular reports of just that.
Completely blows my mind.

Imagine a conservative saying the same stuff, with all seriousness, about Mitch.

Yet, there they are, neither with sarcasm or jest, honestly praising every word, deed and act of Joe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (TzW+Y)

========

I imagine at least some of those DU commenters are lying to the outside world about what they believe. They've proven time and time again that they are partisans, not ideologues, willing to say anything to each other to advance the party's interests all while enforcing group think within the discussion.

There have to be some who go, "I know this is bullshit, but I'm going to parrot it just to save myself the headache of being called a right wing troll for pointing out that Biden honestly just looks unhealthy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

161 Why is it so important for Biden supporters to insist Dementia Joe is a bundle of energy? What would be wrong with acknowledging he's old but still sharp?
I don't understand why it's so important that he's super fit.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (padVH)

162
Anosognosia
Pronunciation
/æˌnɒsɒɡˈnoʊziə/, /æˌnɒsɒɡˈnoʊʒə/
Specialty Psychiatry, Neurology
Anosognosia is a condition in which a person with a disability is cognitively unaware of having it due to an underlying physical condition. Anosognosia results from physiological damage to brain structures, typically to the parietal lobe or a diffuse lesion on the fronto-temporal-parietal area in the right hemisphere,[1][2][3] and is thus a neuropsychiatric disorder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (RIvkX)

163 Yet, there they are, neither with sarcasm or jest, honestly praising every word, deed and act of Joe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (TzW+Y)
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The self-delusion on display in the DU threads is truly something to behold with awe.

How these people are able to type any of that is beyond me. I would not trust them to be capable of tying my shoelaces, a skill I learned when I was a child.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (7fElN)

164 >>152 LivePDDave @LivePDDave1 3h
Never mind his endorsement of DeSantis, Chip Roy sided with drunk RINO @DadePhelan and demanded the resignation of the best conservative state AG in the country @KenPaxtonTX. That’s a huge red flag!

Chip Roy @chiproytx 5 Oct 2020
For the good of the people of Texas and the extraordinary public servants who serve at the Office of the Attorney General, Attorney General Ken Paxton must resign: facebook.com/ChipRoyforCongress...
------
And this certainly sounds sincere:
https://tinyurl.com/yrf2whnx
1:06 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

Yeah, Chip Roy is blowhard douchebag. I can't wait to see him fired.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (eYF7X)

165 Isn’t it really us that is letting Biden down? Remember Whalen they tried that shit with Obama?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (uKeRS)

166 The bunny has a gun
----
A gunny rabbit!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (2yu8s)

167
Sure, but that's true with or without Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

__________

He's the current excuse, not the reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (MoZTd)

168 Wait.

Is this attached-lobe Biden or unattached-lobe Biden?

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (krQz2)

169 He's the current excuse, not the reason.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (MoZTd)
++++
Right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:10 PM (zxP/x)

170 Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Posted by: Taggart at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (og5mY)
.......

Heh.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

171 Just the Polit bureau propping up the corpse baby.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (SzI2j)

172 "Joe's working too hard," Jill would tell Biden's then-chief of staff
_______

Must be true. She's a doctor.

And he's a human dynamo.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (brAQZ)

173 And he's a human dynamo.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (brAQZ)
----
So hook 'im up to the power grid to charge up all those EVs, baby!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (7fElN)

174 Must be true. She's a doctor.

And he's a human dynamo.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (brAQZ)
---
She's a doctor of education. Standing by to school us all.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (krQz2)

175 Y'know what would be salubrious for 'ol Joe? Being on the receiving end of a session with that Senate Staff! Right on the Resolute Desk!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (zSyrn)

176 I don't understand why it's so important that he's super fit.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:09 PM (padVH)

Something about making you believe absurdities that makes you do something, something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (uKeRS)

177 Joe is so energetic that lids are called as late as 12 noon!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (gmo/4)

178 "BTW watch the video of when the drunk guy crashes into his motorcade in Delaware. They try to shovel Biden into the car quickly, but it's like slow motion."

I saw that. SS was being very careful moving him into the car. One wrong move and it's a broken bone or twe.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (VMFAF)

179 By September 2024? They will be saying Trump IS H!tler, and anyone that supports him is a White Supremacist Stormtrooper.

The Hatred and Demonization will get worse.

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2023 04:07 PM (lIat5)

-------------

Like they did in '16 and '20. It's been the only play in their playbook since Nixon & Goldwater.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:13 PM (M5NSB)

180 During the first year of his "presidency" "Dr." Jill announced that Roomba worked "24 hours a day". Not one person in the media questioned this outrageous whopper nor did anyone even look askance at this statement.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2023 04:13 PM (CmpAD)

181 I saw that. SS was being very careful moving him into the car. One wrong move and it's a broken bone or twe[lve]
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (VMFAF)
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Finished it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)

182 I am kind of insulted by how stupid these people think I must be.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (JwHpX)

183 179 Like they did in '16 and '20. It's been the only play in their playbook since Nixon & Goldwater.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:13 PM (M5NSB)

========

It's been their playbook since Dewey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

184 Watch me pull a hamstring running up these stairs junior!

-- Joe Biden, Olympic sprinter

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (gmo/4)

185 >>President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

So what she's really saying is that Trump's supporters are Nazis. They get excited when he "echoes" Hitler.

Cute trick. Radio Rwanda.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (izj35)

186 182 I am kind of insulted by how stupid these people think I must be.
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (JwHpX)

They love that….

Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

187 And he's a human dynamo.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 19, 2023 04:11 PM (brAQZ)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it. Sort of. (side note: NSFW if you don't have headphones)
https://youtu.be/u4hzVpYAP-U

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (zxP/x)

188 "BTW watch the video of when the drunk guy crashes into his motorcade in Delaware. They try to shovel Biden into the car quickly, but it's like slow motion."

I saw that. SS was being very careful moving him into the car. One wrong move and it's a broken bone or twe.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:12 PM (VMFAF)
.......

Can't just toss him like a sack of potatoes like you would with hILLRY.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

189 The slowness of the USSS in responding to that car crash on Sunday night is terrifying, especially since no one wants a President Harris. As Pooky put it, "You're the Secret Service, your job is expect the unexpected!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, covered in purring cat hair at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (dtlDP)

190 Prove it. Speak at a big rally in a stadium filled with people.

Posted by: Yeah, I thought so at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (aFPzt)

191 Even his body doubles aren't as perverted and decrepit as Joetatoe.

Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (8jIuM)

192 You can call human beings "garbage".

Just don't call them "animals",

... because you know all the times you bring animals to a landfill because nobody wants them.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (krQz2)

193 Biden is protected by the SS, and Hiltler was protected by the …..SS.

He is literally Hitler.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (uKeRS)

194 Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Posted by: Taggart at December 19, 2023 04:05 PM (og5mY)
--------
Courtesy of Allan Sherman:

God rest you, Jerry Mandelbaum
Let nothing you dismay;
Dis May, you had a rotten month,
So what is there to say?
Let's hope next May is better
And good things will come your way
And you won't have a feeling of dismay -
Next May

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (ScR16)

195 This leggy brunette in a car is pretty sure that this is all bullshit:
https://is.gd/4HxOhD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (zxP/x)

196 I am surprised that incompetent demented fucker is still breathing my oxygen.

And we are appeasing our enemies.

Kudlow is going on a rant about the Houthis disrupting shipping.

Well, you know, Europe should be doing something about it too.
Not just us.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (ufFY8)

197 The slowness of the USSS in responding to that car crash on Sunday night is terrifying, especially since no one wants a President Harris. As Pooky put it, "You're the Secret Service, your job is expect the unexpected!"
Posted by: pookysgirl, covered in purring cat hair at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (dtlDP)

This is what you get when you go full woke/DEI. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the SS on duty was the cameraman/piledriver for the senate staffer.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (N39Ws)

198
Joe is a Dynamo.
The little blue jug is Dynamo.
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Joe is the little blue jug.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (krQz2)

199 >President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

When did Trump echo Hitler?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (RSbhh)

200 >>According to Alex Jones and his informants, Joe walks around the Whitehouse naked and drugged out.

MSM: "The ~~bear~~ snake is loose!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:17 PM (izj35)

201 Biden is extremely aware and alert for man with his advanced dementia staff says.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 19, 2023 04:17 PM (17s+e)

202 182 I am kind of insulted by how stupid these people think I must be.
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (JwHpX)
Actually, they are counting on the stupidity of the Biden voters.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:17 PM (pohLc)

203 Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Adolf Hitler... itler... tler... ler...

Echo... echo... echo...

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (2yu8s)

204 President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

When did Trump echo Hitler?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (RSbhh)
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Trump said "~~pussy~~vermin".

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (krQz2)

205 Trial Ballon? Like, is this in Albuquerque?

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (W+TLY)

206 "You're the Secret Service, your job is expect the unexpected!"

Yeah!

Posted by: JFK's Exploding Skull at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

207 I am kind of insulted by how stupid these people think I must be.
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (JwHpX)
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Stupid people think everyone else is stupid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

208 Liz Cheney's book is still #1 on Amazon. Odd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (eYF7X)

209 204 Trump said "pussyvermin".
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (krQz2)

========

He was just quoting WaPo's description of his own supporters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

210 189 The slowness of the USSS in responding to that car crash on Sunday night is terrifying, especially since no one wants a President Harris. As Pooky put it, "You're the Secret Service, your job is expect the unexpected!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, covered in purring cat hair at December 19, 2023 04:14 PM (dtlDP)

++++

Especially since he has fallen in public a number of times. You'd think they would be on their toes at all times and prepared for any contingency.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (CmpAD)

211 Biden is Old Man Gower walking into Nick’s.

“Get me, I’m giving out wings!”

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 19, 2023 04:19 PM (QRAp+)

212 This leggy brunette in a car is pretty sure that this is all bullshit:
https://is.gd/4HxOhD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

Too many clothes. Why isn't she in her underwear?

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

213 President Donald Trump supporters are “more likely” to support him after he was “echoing Hitler.”

When did Trump echo Hitler?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (RSbhh)
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Trump said "pussyvermin".
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (krQz2)
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Hitler said words.

Trump said words.

There you go!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:19 PM (ScR16)

214 Especially since he has fallen in public a number of times.

Get that bonehead LifeAlert!

Posted by: Buh, buh, buh Bulb Head! at December 19, 2023 04:20 PM (ufFY8)

215 Watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!

- Magic Joe 81 and energetic

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

216 Can't just toss him like a sack of potatoes like you would with hILLRY.
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Hilzabub is well padded. Protocol on sack of potatoes treatment is green-lit.

Posted by: Secret Service at December 19, 2023 04:20 PM (fs1hN)

217 I imagine at least some of those DU commenters are lying to the outside world about what they believe.

I honestly don't know, when trying to figure out amounts.

Because remember, plenty of Soviets thought shit would be different if only Stalin knew. And plenty of Americans of the WW II generation - you know, the one so many here revere - were positive that Mister Roosevelt saved them all.

And on and on. Back the Blue. Freedom isn't Free. Love It or Leave It.

Posted by: Come On at December 19, 2023 04:21 PM (I+ASt)

218
Actually, I'm not so much worried about Trump saying "vermin", as I am about him shooting people as they walk into the White House in his next term.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

219 >>When did Trump echo Hitler?

Good question, Fen, but as always, they want you to accept their characterization of what Trump said in place of fully quoting him or running an unedited clip from a speech. They've been doing this forever (see every Rush Limbaugh "scandal", etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:21 PM (izj35)

220 Especially since he has fallen in public a number of times. You'd think they would be on their toes at all times and prepared for any contingency.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (CmpAD)
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His gait and balance are so poor it is an ABUSE not to have someone at his side whenever he ambulates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:21 PM (RIvkX)

221 Kudlow is going on a rant about the Houthis disrupting shipping.

Well, you know, Europe should be doing something about it too.
Not just us.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 19, 2023 04:16 PM (ufFY

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EVERY nation that depends upon goods moving through the Suez Canal and the Red Sea should be sending the Houthis a message loud and clear:

"KNOCK IT OFF OR WE WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (7fElN)

222 Hitler said words.

Trump said words.

There you go!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:19 PM (ScR16)
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Hitler said German words.

I distinctly overheard Trump saying "Gesundheit".

Exactly like Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (krQz2)

223 88% of donkeycrats will buy this shit all day long. They are that stupid and indoctrinated.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (17s+e)

224 Hilzabub is well padded. Protocol on sack of potatoes treatment is green-lit.
Posted by: Secret Service at December 19, 2023 04:20 PM (fs1hN)

She should be turned into vodka.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (padVH)

225 What a crock of bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (3qYsf)

226 And plenty of Americans of the WW II generation - you know, the one so many here revere - were positive that Mister Roosevelt saved them all.
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I'm proud to say that my Dad's first time voting was 1944, and he was of the "anyone but Roosevelt" school of thought.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (ScR16)

227 This leggy brunette in a car is pretty sure that this is all bullshit:
https://is.gd/4HxOhD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (zxP/x)

FEET OFF THE DOOR, WOMAN!

Posted by: spindrift at December 19, 2023 04:23 PM (B/KRV)

228 He said "vermin?"
Way scarier than calling half the country a "basket of deplorables," huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:23 PM (izj35)

229 Actually, I'm not so much worried about Trump saying "vermin", as I am about him shooting people as they walk into the White House in his next term.

Posted by: Axeman
===

Stop it! I don't need more convincing, I'm already voting for Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 19, 2023 04:23 PM (17s+e)

230 I remember grocery shopping with my gals dad. Weak with two canes. The whole experience gave me anxiety, running through fall scenarios.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 19, 2023 04:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

231 She should be turned into vodka.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (padVH)
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Who in their right mind would drink that? Even a hobo desperate for Val-U-Rite is going to give that a hard pass...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:24 PM (7fElN)

232 Actually, I'm not so much worried about Trump saying "vermin", as I am about him shooting people as they walk into the White House in his next term.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

Shooting is so impersonal. I'm going to lop off their heads with a saber. Much more tactile.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at December 19, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

233 206 "You're the Secret Service, your job is expect the unexpected!"

Yeah!
Posted by: JFK's Exploding Skull at December 19, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

Yet even after the shot that JFK took to the head, he still has more brains than Joe does.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 19, 2023 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

234 He said "vermin?"
Way scarier than calling half the country a "basket of deplorables," huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:23 PM (izj35)
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In Hillary's defense, it's only a quarter of the country she called deplorables.

It's half of Trump's voters. Half are stupid and can't recognize Mr. Neutron before their eyes, and half are deplorable.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (krQz2)

235 Maybe that Senate Staff is a gerontosexual? He can help start Joe's day (rim shot!)

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (zSyrn)

236 This leggy brunette in a car is pretty sure that this is all bullshit:
https://is.gd/4HxOhD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:15 PM (zxP/x)

FEET OFF THE DOOR, WOMAN!
Posted by: spindrift at December 19, 2023 04:23 PM (B/KRV)
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Eh, it's plastic. Damp cloth, etc.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (ScR16)

237 Why isn't she in her underwear?
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

She's wearing a Winter-or at least a Fall coat and scarf. It would probably be a little nippy for that. Of course, then Joe could feature her on the chilly brunette "nips" section of his program.

Pretty Girl.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (RSbhh)

238 226 I'm proud to say that my Dad's first time voting was 1944, and he was of the "anyone but Roosevelt" school of thought.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:22 PM (ScR16)

========

The author of the Annie comics killed Daddy Warbucks when FDR won again in 1944. He brought Warbucks back to life in 1945 after FDR won with dialogue about how the world felt better.

The stage musical (and later film musical) from the 70s had Daddy Warbucks learn that the New Deal was actually a pretty good thing and sang a song with him. The author of the Annie comics was dead for a decade when this happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

239 Isn’t Axios precious with all their “Why it Matters, Zoom In, Zoom Out, and What They’re Saying” bullshit. Fuck you, just write a coherent article and skip the condescending headings.

Posted by: Sven at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (cKdWZ)

240 "This is something that Biden's been doing for his whole life -- he always wants to do more."

***

Oh, please. Young or old, Biden has the work ethic of a ghost.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 19, 2023 04:26 PM (wb1YC)

241 Thanks for reminding me of JFK's missing brain...

Stuff the Mob could not control. Our Gov could though.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 19, 2023 04:26 PM (Z8Yh2)

242 The old and infirm rarely want to give into what's best.

And if you don't agree, ask anyone who's had to put an elderly family member in a home.

Which is exactly where this turd belongs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 19, 2023 04:26 PM (KbCG3)

243 Working for the enema...

BNO News @BNONews 2h
Former U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) formally resigns from Congress, effective December 31

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:27 PM (2yu8s)

244 Isn’t Axios precious with all their “Why it Matters, Zoom In, Zoom Out, and What They’re Saying” bullshit. Fuck you, just write a coherent article and skip the condescending headings.
Posted by: Sven at December 19, 2023 04:25 PM (cKdWZ)
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Why It Matters
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We're getting paid a load of cash to shill for DC!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:27 PM (krQz2)

245 I'm proud to say that my Dad's first time voting was 1944, and he was of the "anyone but Roosevelt" school of thought.

Then he must have got real tired of being in the minority. Because the legacy of the WW II generation was voting overwhelmingly for the greatest permanent peacetime expansion of government in American history.

They voted for more economic socialism than todays bunch. And were fiercely proud of it.

Posted by: Come On at December 19, 2023 04:27 PM (I+ASt)

246 Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (IFLPB)

OMG, imagine all of those rejects assembled in one room. The fly on the wall would never stop regurgitating.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 19, 2023 04:28 PM (XPM1I)

247 ...after FDR won with dialogue about how the world felt better.
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"died"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:28 PM (2yu8s)

248 Biden couldn't sell (something, something) on a troop train.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 19, 2023 04:28 PM (zSyrn)

249 Oh, please. Young or old, Biden has the work ethic of a ghost.

Stolen.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:28 PM (CsUN+)

250 Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (IFLPB)

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Yes, but they try not to tell him those are just cabinets.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)

251 Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?

Yes. He frequently consults with the Chinese woman living under the sink.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:29 PM (CsUN+)

252 Two fags cornholing each other in Senate chambers tell everyone what the Left is about. It was a Godsend.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (pohLc)

253 What would be wrong with the a young woman in a uniform escorting the Senile Old Bastard everywhere?

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (padVH)

254 Another Psaki winner - blatantly lying:
https://tinyurl.com/ynd5hu5r

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (izj35)

255 BNO News @BNONews 2h
Former U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) formally resigns from Congress, effective December 31.

***

Frank Luntz is getting his pull-out couch ready.

That's Kevin's word for it, anyway.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (wb1YC)

256 I think Pravda Press-American Style should go in another direction. I mean, there has been article after article on energetic Joe.. I think they should now go with "saintly Joe": She saw the visage of Joe Biden in her soup and now her aged mother is completely cured of the crippling disease which had made her life a misery for 20 years." That sort of thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (RSbhh)

257 Yes. He frequently consults with the Chinese woman living under the sink.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:29 PM (CsUN+)
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Gonna look that up on urban dictionary...

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)

258 Biden is no longer controlled by Biden, something else propels him this final few turns.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (LEM+/)

259 Democrats, 2016: Ruth Bader Ginsberg's daily workouts are amazing! I can't keep up, and I'm a 25 year old gym rat!

5 Minutes Later: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg died today...

Posted by: Deja Scoobie at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (qUkBO)

260 "He gets more done in a week than you get done by Monday 9:07 am."

I find this, "Sufficiently Cruel"

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (53oGX)

261 "Why It Matters"
"Explainer"

Might as well just label it: News For Dummies!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (izj35)

262 I think Pravda Press-American Style should go in another direction. I mean, there has been article after article on energetic Joe.. I think they should now go with "saintly Joe": She saw the visage of Joe Biden in her soup and now her aged mother is completely cured of the crippling disease which had made her life a misery for 20 years." That sort of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (RSbhh)
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They sort of do. This is what all the "Biden's a good man" stuff is all about.

But now that you've put it out there in the aether, someone is probably working on it. They'll put a modern twist on it. Instead of direct healing, for example, it will be more like "the great and loving Biden personally intervened in my case to make sure I got health care!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (zxP/x)

263 "He gets more done in a week than you get done by Monday 9:07 am."
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But just slightly more.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)

264 259 Democrats, 2016: Ruth Bader Ginsberg's daily workouts are amazing! I can't keep up, and I'm a 25 year old gym rat!

5 Minutes Later: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg died today...
Posted by: Deja Scoobie at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (qUkBO)

Correction:
5 min later we are told she died last week.

Posted by: Inogame at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (53oGX)

265 "Liz Cheney's book is still #1 on Amazon. Odd."

Is that #1 in the "political hags that hate Trump" genre?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (Cus5s)

266 But oh! You gotta know, he only "appears" fatigued because this magnificent candle is burning himself at both ends!
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Goodbye Beijing Joe
Though I never withdew at all
You had the grace to shit yourself
While those around you howled

Hollowed out of your hairplugs
And they whispered into your brain
They sat you in the basement
And they made you change your name (from Pedo Pete)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a scandal once a week
Never knowing who to cling to
With 12-year-olds ya' freak

And I would have liked to have thrown you
But I was just outbid
Your brain cells burned out long before
Your corpse-man ever did

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:33 PM (M5NSB)

267 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 39m
That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Biden ordered Special Forces to destroy it.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 34m
“I never should have given him stretch goals.” — Senator Cardin, maybe.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 28m
I keep hearing that the Senate staffer’s nickname is “ballot” but I don’t know why.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:33 PM (2yu8s)

268 Once again, I am reminded of The Leader in Sleeper such great slapstick

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:33 PM (RIvkX)

269 Might as well just label it: News For Dummies!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:32 PM (izj35)
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Yup. I'll hand this to Axios, though: it's distinct. You *always* know when you're reading an Axios article. You know it because you can feel your IQ points leaking out, but you do know it.

I wasn't kidding when I said it reminds me of a Fisher Price "My First Propaganda Rag" kind of thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:33 PM (zxP/x)

270 Johns Hopkins is appealing its medical kidnap case award because a Juror wrote a question to the judge, and his "S" resembled the stylized "S" from a Nazi SS regiment. I shit you not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (NYzgN)

271 @ScottAdamsSays 39m
That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Biden ordered Special Forces to destroy it.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 34m
“I never should have given him stretch goals.” — Senator Cardin, maybe.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 28m
I keep hearing that the Senate staffer’s nickname is “ballot” but I don’t know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:33 PM (2yu8s)
++++
Oh man, he missed an opportunity.

"That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Hamas uses him to build rockets."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (zxP/x)

272 Johns Hopkins is appealing its medical kidnap case award because a Juror wrote a question to the judge, and his "S" resembled the stylized "S" from a Nazi SS regiment. I shit you not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (NYzgN)
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Right, like the juror couldn't be a lifelong Kiss Army member!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

273 like "the great and loving Biden personally intervened in my case to make sure I got health care!"

I think they may have done that already.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (RSbhh)

274 "Democrats, 2016: Ruth Bader Ginsberg's daily workouts are amazing! I can't keep up, and I'm a 25 year old gym rat! 5 Minutes Later: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg died today..."

We tried to tell her to cut back to two sets with the 300 pound bench press. Like Joe, she just kept pushing herself too hard.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (Cus5s)

275 Joe Biden is a living human body, which is consistent with the language and intent of the Constitution.

I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: Tom Perry at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (MX0bI)

276 Johns Hopkins is appealing its medical kidnap case award because a Juror wrote a question to the judge, and his "S" resembled the stylized "S" from a Nazi SS regiment. I shit you not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (NYzgN)
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Huh?

Let's assume this is true. Further, let's assume that the assumption is correct - the juror is a literal Neo-Nazi. How does that invalidate the verdict? The jurors were vetted by counsel on both sides before being seated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (zxP/x)

277 What if the guy who did the RBG workout was just really fat and lazy and honestly couldn't do a plank for 30 seconds?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

278 I think Pravda Press-American Style should go in another direction. I mean, there has been article after article on energetic Joe.. I think they should now go with "saintly Joe": She saw the visage of Joe Biden in her soup and now her aged mother is completely cured of the crippling disease which had made her life a misery for 20 years." That sort of thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (RSbhh)

-----------

Cyclone Joe has already told us that he's cured cancer ... what more do you ungrateful people want!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (M5NSB)

279 >>Once again, I am reminded of The Leader in Sleeper such great slapstick

We have his nose. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (izj35)

280 Any real work a President does is being staffed out by this administration headed by Obama's chosen ones. That is why I believe we are seeing so many bad things happen against the US on a daily basis. Joe is just the bag of bones rattling around pretending he is in charge that they trot out occasionally for ceremonial duties. If he was actually doing the work of a President - be it good or bad - he would have keeled over in the first 6 months.

Posted by: Cheri at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (oiNtH)

281 276 Huh?

Let's assume this is true. Further, let's assume that the assumption is correct - the juror is a literal Neo-Nazi. How does that invalidate the verdict? The jurors were vetted by counsel on both sides before being seated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (zxP/x)

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It's in the "Protected people and corporations can get out of trouble for literally any reason," clause of the constitution.

It's in a penumbra somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

282
That sort of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2023 04:30 PM (RSbhh)

________

The Biden Touch has been known to cure scrofula.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (MoZTd)

283 Speaking of schedules, does Biden ever hold Cabinet meetings?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 19, 2023 04:01 PM (IFLPB)
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Joe tries, but that last protracted disagreement with the jelly cabinet has put him off it for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

284 Lazy presidents do less damage.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (padVH)

285 Is it bad I want Joe to go like King Herod?

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

286 It's in the "Protected people and corporations can get out of trouble for literally any reason," clause of the constitution.

It's in a penumbra somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Ah, right!

I forgot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (zxP/x)

287 Let's assume this is true. Further, let's assume that the assumption is correct - the juror is a literal Neo-Nazi. How does that invalidate the verdict? The jurors were vetted by counsel on both sides before being seated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:35 PM (zxP/x)
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Bad people must be canceled.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

288 "Joe Biden's schedule consists, almost every day -- and I check it out from time to time -- of sitting in a comfortable chair while someone reads bullet points from the Presidential Daily Briefing, and one -- 1 -- single solitary public event.

That's Biden's hectic, demanding schedule, day-in, day-out: Nap-listening to a briefing, and hanging a fucking medal around someone's neck."

Joe spends the remaining 7 hours of his workday profanely berating his underlings about the sh!tty work products they present to him, for not making him 50 points ahead of Trump and getting him a 90 percent favorable score in every poll.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (5fDan)

289 Dear Leader Joe Biden shot an 18 at Wilmington Country Club today, scoring a hole-in-one on all 18 holes. "One stroke short of my record," the President stated, to an adoring press gaggle.

Posted by: Associated Press at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (qUkBO)

290 "Drop it or the nose gets it!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (RIvkX)

291 284 Lazy presidents do less damage.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (padVH)

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Well, that's when the executive power of the government is invested in an actual executive instead of a large, protected bureaucracy that operates independent of the will of the states and the people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

292 It's in a penumbra somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Fuck you!

Posted by: Emanation at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

293 Is it bad I want Joe to go like King Herod?
Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023 04:37 PM (gmo/4)
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We protest!

Posted by: The Maggots at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (ScR16)

294 Right, like the juror couldn't be a lifelong Kiss Army member!
Posted by: Axeman

rebel under Satan's hand
(sorry, Doof)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (KAi1n)

295 >>What if the guy who did the RBG workout was just really fat and lazy and honestly couldn't do a plank for 30 seconds?

THOSE STORIES WERE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WERE WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WITH NO FIRSTHAND KNOWLEDGE OF RBG'S HEALTH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (izj35)

296 292 It's in a penumbra somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Fuck you!
Posted by: Emanation at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

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OVER RATED!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

297 He shuffles like he's on Thorazine

Posted by: TC at December 19, 2023 04:39 PM (cHOHf)

298 "He gets more done in a week than you get done by Monday 9:07 am."

I find this, "Sufficiently Cruel"
Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at December 19, 2023 04:31 PM (53oGX)
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Between J.J.'s Morning Report and CBD's Art Thread, it's a wonder I get *any* work done before 9:07 a.m. Central Time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:39 PM (7fElN)

299 It thought I'd seen the last of these rabbits when I killed all the megafauna to take revenge on the forty foot ferret who ate Beau.

But these giant rodents are crafty, jack. Smartest prehistoric mammals I know.

Posted by: Brandon at December 19, 2023 04:40 PM (0FoWg)

300 They can't convince him to act his age?

Dementia will do that.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 19, 2023 04:40 PM (SBr5X)

301 How much are used Biden diapers selling for on ebay?

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 19, 2023 04:40 PM (padVH)

302 Bottom line is, whatever you are predicting for 2024, whatever insanity you expect, whatever disasters you anticipate, chances are very good you've woefully underestimated just how horrid this next year is going to be.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

303 Between J.J.'s Morning Report and CBD's Art Thread, it's a wonder I get *any* work done before 9:07 a.m. Central Time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:39 PM (7fElN)
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By 9:07, I have ground and brewed coffee and cleaned up my coffee station.

Sounds like a packed week for Joe.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (krQz2)

304 He takes uneven steps
He doesn't lift his feet
He doesn't use arms for balance
He should have a Hurrycane!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

305 That gal in the Michigan democrat holiday thing got her nose pushed in.
Not a nice thing but o well.
The convention is going to be lit!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:42 PM (VMFAF)

306 Off proto-blowfly sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:42 PM (ScR16)

307 To me, that video of F. Joe "shaking hands with thin air" looked more like him holding out a hand in a gesture as if saying, "Am I right? What did I tell you?" There was really no hand shaking going on.

Of course he followed it with turning his back to the audience and looking as if he'd forgotten where he was. And why shouldn't we make fun of him? I recall the Dems in the form of the Jugears admin. sneering at Clint Eastwood's pantomime of talking to an empty chair at the R convention in 2012 -- which anybody with any sense understood to mean that Clint was ridiculing the empty suit/chair that was BHO.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2023 04:42 PM (J2vNu)

308
Cyclocolonic? So, like a shitnado or something?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 19, 2023 04:43 PM (t1fZA)

309 Oh wait....the democrap convention is in Chicago.

It's gonna be lit!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:43 PM (VMFAF)

310 By 9:07, I have ground and brewed coffee and cleaned up my coffee station.

Sounds like a packed week for Joe.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (krQz2)
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I looked up FJB's schedule. Today he spoke at the National Cathedral for some memorial service for Sandra Day O'Connor. Then this afternoon he is going to a campaign event. That's it. That's his day.

He spent all day yesterday in Delaware. His only event was receiving the Presidential Daily Briefing. That was his entire Monday, December 18, 2023.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:43 PM (7fElN)

311 I want to see Creepy Pervey Uncle Joe take on RBG in an Indian leg wrestling match.
Sure, she may be a little stiff, but so is Joe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2023 04:44 PM (cOq4q)

312 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I’m getting a little behind — that’s what he said — on the Senate hearing room story.

Have we identified the staffer but not the stuffer?

And how many undercover FBI agents were involved with the inserted erection?

In 2023, can we calculate the staffer’s risk of pregnancy?

Will Bud Lite put him on a can or have we already seen enough of his can?

How can we make it Trump’s fault?

So many questions.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:45 PM (2yu8s)

313 Today he spoke at the National Cathedral

No lightning strikes?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:45 PM (VMFAF)

314 Former U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) formally resigns from Congress, effective December 31.

Obligatory: Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (CsUN+)

315 313 Today he spoke at the National Cathedral

No lightning strikes?
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:45 PM (VMFAF)

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The National Cathedral is a heathen cathedral. It even has a gargoyle of a Star Wars character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

316 Recent statement from Fetterman:
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“I’m not a progressive, I'm just a regular Democrat.”
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Ah. DC doesn't want your kind around anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (krQz2)

317 Perfessor, you just haven't see all the off the record meetings he has.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (3qYsf)

318 >>> Isn't this... the same meme we did with RBG?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Are you saying that he's been dead for years already?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (cOq4q)

319 I dunno. I'm kinda hoping he falls asleep in his chair until the next election. That will limit the damage Mr Demented Ideologue Pervert Energizer Bunny will do.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2023 04:02 PM (d9i2R)

What difference would it make? He hasn't done or decided anything since he took office. He's the meat popsicle of the Kalorama cartel.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (BdMk6)

320 In 2023, can we calculate the staffer’s risk of pregnancy?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:45 PM (2yu8s)
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Dude better schedule an abortion for himself, just in case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (7fElN)

321 Joe is just the bag of bones rattling around pretending he is in charge that they trot out occasionally for ceremonial duties. If he was actually doing the work of a President - be it good or bad - he would have keeled over in the first 6 months.

Struth!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (CsUN+)

322 Isn't this... the same meme we did with RBG?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Are you saying that he's been dead for years already?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (cOq4q)
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*Whirring salt shaker*
*looks up*
...

Posted by: Bones McCoy at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (krQz2)

323 Did not know that JM.
Still.....Would have been nice to see the Lord work in his mysterious ways.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (VMFAF)

324 I see evidence that even left wing websites know Joe is finished. They seem resigned to a monumental electoral ass kicking. Even beyond what the cheat can accomplish.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:48 PM (pohLc)

325 323 Did not know that JM.
Still.....Would have been nice to see the Lord work in his mysterious ways.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:47 PM (VMFAF)

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The National Cathedral reminds me more of Versailles than Notre Dame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

326 Oh man, he missed an opportunity.

"That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Hamas uses him to build rockets."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2023 04:34 PM (zxP/x)

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"That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Biden ordered it to be blown up with bombs to stop the gas flow."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:48 PM (M5NSB)

327 Dude better schedule an abortion for himself, just in case.
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Let's wait and see if he has his regular period first.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 19, 2023 04:48 PM (2yu8s)

328 "The National Cathedral is a heathen cathedral. It even has a gargoyle of a Star Wars character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures"

How about a guy with a goat head? I hear they are all the rage.

Posted by: fd at December 19, 2023 04:49 PM (vFG9F)

329 I see evidence that even left wing websites know Joe is finished. They seem resigned to a monumental electoral ass kicking. Even beyond what the cheat can accomplish.

I have been told repeatedly that there is no limit to the cheat, and it will be whatever is required. I see no reason for hope.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:49 PM (CsUN+)

330 324 I see evidence that even left wing websites know Joe is finished. They seem resigned to a monumental electoral ass kicking. Even beyond what the cheat can accomplish.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:48 PM (pohLc)

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Meh. Their true believers think 2020 was the cleanest election in history and that last second 100% dumps of hundreds of thousands of ballots for Biden were genuine.

They'll be relieved at the wisdom of the American people when they see the same thing happen in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

331 “I’m not a progressive, I'm just a regular Democrat.”

From what era? an 1860's Democrat? How about a 1965 Democrat?

Posted by: fd at December 19, 2023 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

332 "That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that Hamas uses him to build rockets."

"That Senate staffer’s German lover laid so much pipe that it stretched a really long way."

Posted by: Unclear on the concept at December 19, 2023 04:50 PM (CsUN+)

333 331 “I’m not a progressive, I'm just a regular Democrat.”

From what era? an 1860's Democrat? How about a 1965 Democrat?
Posted by: fd at December 19, 2023 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

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Trump is a 1980s Democrat. He'd fit in pretty well with that crowd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

334 an 1860's Democrat?
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Southern or Northern?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 04:50 PM (ScR16)

335 >>"The National Cathedral is a heathen cathedral. It even has a gargoyle of a Star Wars character.

Oh yeah https://tinyurl.com/y236pkcn

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 19, 2023 04:51 PM (izj35)

336 They only made the 1955 Democrat for one year.

Posted by: fd at December 19, 2023 04:51 PM (vFG9F)

337 "Their true believers think 2020 was the cleanest election in history and that last second 100% dumps of hundreds of thousands of ballots for Biden were genuine."

The world saw it too. Would you respect the USA?

Posted by: DOYLE at December 19, 2023 04:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

338 That Senate staffer’s German lover
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Plowed the staffer's back half so thoroughly, Michael Bloomberg thinks anybody can do the job.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

339 Bottom line is, whatever you are predicting for 2024, whatever insanity you expect, whatever disasters you anticipate, chances are very good you've woefully underestimated just how horrid this next year is going to be.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

For those saying it can't get much worse: Yes it most certainly can and will.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2023 04:53 PM (BdMk6)

340 337 "Their true believers think 2020 was the cleanest election in history and that last second 100% dumps of hundreds of thousands of ballots for Biden were genuine."

The world saw it too. Would you respect the USA?
Posted by: DOYLE at December 19, 2023 04:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

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The GOP saw it and asked for money from small dollar donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

341 The last decent Democrat was Zell Miller, and he retired when he saw the communists taking over his party.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 19, 2023 04:53 PM (pohLc)

342 339 Bottom line is, whatever you are predicting for 2024, whatever insanity you expect, whatever disasters you anticipate, chances are very good you've woefully underestimated just how horrid this next year is going to be.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2023 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

For those saying it can't get much worse: Yes it most certainly can and will.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2023 04:53 PM (BdMk6)

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"Man...every year since 2020 has been worse than the last. Good thing Biden is here to save us."
-Gen Z, in 2024

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

343 GOP Rep. Tim Burchett Blows the Whistle! 'Too Many of My Colleagues, I'm Afraid, Are Compromised'

By compromised he means having sex with children.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:54 PM (eYF7X)

344 They only made the 1955 Democrat for one year.
Posted by: fd at December 19, 2023

***
Yeah, that grill looking like Karl Marx really turned buyers off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)

345 How can we make it Trump’s fault?

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Well, Trump did make "Shithole" popular & mainstream, after all ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:55 PM (Mm9XY)

346
Oh wait....the democrap convention is in Chicago.

It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar

The whole world will be watching
The whole world will be watching

https://youtu.be/EukpEOUXB3o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2023 04:56 PM (63Dwl)

347 "Trump: Chip Roy is RINO"

Ok sure there. Just when you think Trump might be able to bring us together, he goes full, divisive retard.

Boo hoo. He endorsed someone else. Get over it jackass.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2023 04:57 PM (51G5w)

348 I see evidence that even left wing websites know Joe is finished. They seem resigned to a monumental electoral ass kicking. Even beyond what the cheat can accomplish.

I have been told repeatedly that there is no limit to the cheat, and it will be whatever is required. I see no reason for hope.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:49 PM (CsUN+)

Just think: Exactly a year from now, we still won't know who the the next president will be.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2023 04:57 PM (BdMk6)

349 >>Oh wait....the democrap convention is in Chicago.

It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar

I can't fathom the demonic shit that will be on display.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:57 PM (eYF7X)

350 Well, Trump did make "Shithole" popular & mainstream, after all ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:55 PM (Mm9XY)

And... he exposed the prog hate of "pussy".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2023 04:58 PM (cOq4q)

351 When I was a kid in school, I heard a lot from the left about "indoctrination".

Kid in 10th grade in a Seattle school failed a test because she did not agree with the statement "Men can get pregnant".

That's fucking indoctrination, not simply pushing the side that conventional America prefers.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 04:58 PM (krQz2)

352 349 I can't fathom the demonic shit that will be on display.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2023 04:57 PM (eYF7X)

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They'd bring the Christmas dancers on stage to introduce Biden in order to pwn the cons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

353 At this point, giving Joe anything more complicated than making a popcorn string for a Christmas Tree risks Armageddon.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

354 IF JOE AIN'T CAREFUL, HE'S A-GONNA WIND UP WITH ONE O' THEM THAR EXPLODIN' COLONS!!!

Posted by: Matthew Perry at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (wtvvX)

355 Well, Trump did make "Shithole" popular & mainstream, after all ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:55 PM (Mm9XY)

I like "shithole". It's so fitting for so many places these days.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (XPM1I)

356 >>Oh wait....the democrap convention is in Chicago.

It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar

It's well known that Chicago is MAGA country.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (kxx6d)

357 Maj. Healey

May you live in interesting times.

As said above. We haven't seen peak crazy.
We will soon.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 19, 2023 04:59 PM (VMFAF)

358 At this point, giving Joe anything more complicated than making a popcorn string for a Christmas Tree risks Armageddon.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023

***
And at that he's likely to eat the string instead of the popcorn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

359 Well, Trump did make "Shithole" popular & mainstream, after all ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 04:55 PM (Mm9XY)
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Trump's from New York.

They're vulgar in New York.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 05:01 PM (krQz2)

360 That Trump was a bum. Just sat in his basement all year. Fightin' Joe Biden is energetic!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 19, 2023 05:01 PM (d2bW3)

361 Nood gay dude.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 19, 2023 05:02 PM (ScR16)

362 Nood staff above

Posted by: Beartooth at December 19, 2023 05:02 PM (kxx6d)

363 That Trump was a bum. Just sat in his basement all year. Fightin' Joe Biden is energetic!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 19, 2023 05:01 PM (d2bW3)
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How do they spell "Berenstain" in your dimension?

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

364
Cancelling the '24 elections will be difficult, but the only way to save our democracy.

Posted by: Auspex at December 19, 2023 05:03 PM (6ZtAH)

365 Former U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) formally resigns from Congress, effective December 31.
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Obligatory: Oh no! Anyway...
Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2023 04:46 PM (CsUN+)

Anytime this prick is mentioned, it must be added: He could have resigned earlier this month, and Newsome would have been forced by law to call a special election to fill his seat.

By waiting a few weeks, McCarthy assures the House has one fewer vote to its majority.

If you love the R party, you gotta remember, McCarthy doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2023 05:03 PM (dGCAG)

366 At this point, giving Joe anything more complicated than making a popcorn string for a Christmas Tree risks Armageddon.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2023

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But if anybody could cause Armageddon with a popcorn string ...

Out: The Butterfly Effect.
In: The Popcorn String Effect.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 05:03 PM (lGeYT)

367 >>>GOP Rep. Tim Burchett Blows the Whistle! 'Too Many of My Colleagues, I'm Afraid, Are Compromised'

By compromised he means having sex with children.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Pretty sure every political party is compromised.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 19, 2023 05:04 PM (d2bW3)

368 >>>How do they spell "Berenstain" in your dimension?
Posted by: Axeman

Well, with Biden, it always ends with "stain."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 19, 2023 05:05 PM (d2bW3)

369 See wandering behavior in people with dementia.

I've had friends who couldn't pee without someone else around to guard doors and windows so mom or dad didn't get loose.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 19, 2023 05:05 PM (GshMh)

370 Biden doesn't seem to even have a campaign staffed up. I think they're just trying to figure out the best way to hand this off to Harris, which -- due to her incompetence, unlikeability, and tendency to talk to people like she's a know-it-all first grader talking to kindergarteners -- will probably be during the convention, or maybe a little earlier after the "primary" is wrapped up.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 19, 2023 05:06 PM (qUkBO)

371 Cancelling the '24 elections will be difficult, but the only way to save our democracy.

Posted by: Auspex at December 19, 2023 05:03 PM (6ZtAH)

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Climate Change Catastrophy Crisis AND White Supremacy National Emergency and Martial Law.

"If it saves just one tree ... and one lynching."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 19, 2023 05:07 PM (lGeYT)

372
I think maybe the Democrats have decided to run
Virtual Joe Biden; a complex collection of pre-recorded footage, Biden impersonators, deep fakes, and Joe Biden: The Hologram. Plus of course, massive unopposed voter fraud.

It wouldn't be that different from what we have now. Except a hologram doesn't shit itself.

If Biden dies in office, we'll never know it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 19, 2023 05:07 PM (HAafC)

373 A good Babylon Bee headline;" Democrats bring Jimmy Carter out of Hospice to Run Against Trump"

Posted by: TA at December 19, 2023 05:11 PM (9kpZU)

374 I looked up FJB's schedule. Today he spoke at the National Cathedral for some memorial service for Sandra Day O'Connor.
________________

"She dead. Let's go for ice cream."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2023 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

375 Ace, RE: "Go fuck yourself to death."

I'm 29+, and am wondering. Is there someplace I can sign up for this?

Posted by: Thano-Curious at December 19, 2023 05:46 PM (2EM1i)

376 Correction:
"And they're forcing Biden to take a Weekly Vacation"
Should read:
"And they're forcing Biden to take a Weeklong Vacation"

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at December 19, 2023 06:20 PM (oMkPq)

377 These effin' people and their non-stop "don't believe your lyin' eyes" bullshit. I am so over it.

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Posted by: gracie at December 19, 2023 08:45 PM (mdEz3)

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