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Gay Pornster Who Got an Insurrection In the Senate: Don't Shame Me For Who I Love Or Where I Love Him

You probably all know this, because I know you all subscribe to Pink News*, but the Hero who made a gay pornographic film of him railing another dude up the Freedom Trail and then posted it in a public forum for discussing gay men in politics (and politicos inside gay men) was canned.

Well we already saw that he had been canned, the new news is that he was subsequently fired.

A US Senate staffer allegedly caught filming himself having sex in a Judiciary Committee hearing room no longer has his job, Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Maryland) said on X.

"Aidan Maese-Czeropski is no longer employed by the U.S. Senate. We will have no further comment on this personnel matter," a Cardin spokeswoman told The Post.

Maese-Czeropski, a 24-year-old legislative aide, was accused of posting a video of himself in flagrante delicto with another man on a public X account. His face appeared to be clearly visible, according to The Spectator, which first broke the story Friday.

The roughly eight seconds of intercourse allegedly took place in the same room where nominees to the Supreme Court are grilled by senators and where former FBI boss James Comey once testified about alleged Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. Graphic video of the moment was published by The Daily Caller Friday evening.

...

Maese-Czeropski previously was featured in an ad for President Biden -- earning a shoutout from his mother's now deleted X account.

Of course.

If you're not grossed out enough yet, this next quote should about do it:

...


The same year, he apparently wrote on the payment platform Venmo, "I want Joe Biden to spit in my mouth."


You probably also know this, and even if you didn't know it you would have guessed it, but he immediately hissed that he was being discriminated against because of "who I love."


"This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda," he wrote. "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."

What were you doing, then? Christening the room with your nasty effluvia?


dontshamemeforwhoiloveorwhereilovehim.jpg


People have gone to prison for "violating the sanctity of the Congress" by sitting in the Speaker's chair.

Do you think he'll be prosecuted?

The Post reported:


The United States Capitol Police launched a probe into potential criminal violations after the video began circulating.


They have to say that but I very much doubt it. Gay sex became sacred around Year 5 of the First Gay President, Barack Hussein Obama.

Jonathan Turley says there's a basis for prosecution, but I have sneaky suspicion a Specific Intent element will be read into the criminal statutes to protect this Hero of Love.

Staffers have access into such rooms, but the question is whether this unofficial use would constitute trespass. It also uses an official area for personal purposes, though it is not clear if there were any commercial benefits garnered from the video found on various sites.

One obvious criminal provision under the D.C. code is Section 22-1312 for lewd, indecent, or obscene acts:


"It is unlawful for a person, in public, to make an obscene or indecent exposure of his or her genitalia or anus, to engage in masturbation, or to engage in a sexual act as defined in sec. 22-3001(. It is unlawful for a person to make an obscene or indecent sexual proposal to a minor. A person who violates any provision of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be fined not more than the amount set forth in sec. 22-3571.01, imprisoned for not more than 90 days, or both." The question is whether this is "in public" in a locked committee room -- any more than sex in a congressional office after hours would be viewed as "in public."

There are also provisions concerning the misuse or damaging of government property such as Section 1361, which protects "any property" of the United States from willful depredation or attempted depredation. "Depredation" is defined as the act of plundering, robbing, pillaging or laying waste. However, mere possession of such property is not viewed as depredation. United States v. Jenkins, 554 F.2d 783, 786 (6th Cir. 1977).

All very interesting but we know that the "legal imagination" is only deployed to think of exciting new ways to prosecute Republicans or pro-life protesters or just some parents who don't like that their children are being encouraged to transition.

There was also a hoo-hah over the weekend about a staffer yelling "Free Palestine!" at Rep. Max Miller. Turns out, that was also this Love Is Love #Winner.

Now, I thought that the controversy about that was complete bullshit. We cannot become SJWs on this issue. People are allowed to express views to Jews that Jews don't like. I don't agree with "Free Palestine!" as a motto, of course, but this degenerate has a right to say it, and yes, he even has a right to say it to a Jewish person. Especially given that the Jewish person in question is a United States Congressman with not-insignificant influence over the policies of the US. People are allowed to petition their representatives, or any representatives, even those who do not directly represent their district.

Signing up for the proposition that Jews should be protected from any speech they don't like signs us up for the entirety of the speech code system.

I guess he realized he had ended his career (for about two years, which is the most a leftwinger is ever punished for) and decided to really explore the studio space.


* I read a book over the weekend that told me that bothering an audience really drives engagement.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM




Comments

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:28 PM (zxP/x)

2 Degenerates

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 18, 2023 12:28 PM (JMAcK)

3 For given values of 'love.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2023 12:28 PM (zZu0s)

4 I want to highlight that C.S. Lewis had a distropian future novel (That Hideous Strength) and he completely called that we'd be ruled by sexual degenerates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 18, 2023 12:29 PM (JMAcK)

5 They had to know it was coming

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 12:29 PM (fwDg9)

6 Grey, or gay? Yes?!?!

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:29 PM (53oGX)

7 "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace".

Disrespect. You keep using that word...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

8 "There is no limit on love."
-I wonder if he has a problem with child predators

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

9 the Hero who made a gay pornographic film of him railing another dude up the Freedom Trail and then posted it in a public forum for discussing gay men in politics (and politicos inside gay men) was canned.

Well we already saw that he had been canned, the new news is that he was subsequently fired.

++++
"Railing another dude up the Freedom Trail" is hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (zxP/x)

10 Fixed it fast.. that's what I get for reading content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (53oGX)

11 I fantasize about having sex with some hot Hamas hunk, right before they throw me off the top of a building in Gaza!

Free Palestine!

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski! at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (YAtuc)

12 "They said, 'Get a room.' I just took them at their word."
---Aidan Maese-Czeropski

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (7Vt4u)

13 Now Ace is just messing with me...

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (53oGX)

14 I don't want to form a judgement about this until I hear what this "man's" truth is.

Oh wait, I already did.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

15 24 and he already looks like he's 48.

Taking it up the pooper : NOT EVEN ONCE.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (sm6Pk)

16 The roughly eight seconds of intercourse allegedly took place in the same room where nominees to the Supreme Court are grilled by senators and where former FBI boss James Comey once testified about alleged Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. Graphic video of the moment was published by The Daily Caller Friday evening.
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It's skeevy as hell and really depraved and gross, but in what way is this really, actually worse than what goes on there routinely?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (zxP/x)

17 Hi Ace

Was wondering if you were going to arrive before I had to go finish packing my suitcase.
Just clothes though and not cash like the terrorists in Gaza.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

18 Two questions:

1. Who is the other filthy degenerate cocksucker in the video? I assume he’s some other Senate aide or employee. Why isn’t he being named? It looks like he was the one filming the video and taking pics of Aidan with his ass in the air like Ahmed's goat. So: he was an active participant in this crime. Why is he being protected?

2. How much drugs were involved in this fucking faggot abomination??

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

19 Can't wait for the post investigation findings saying he booked the room it was his to use...

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (53oGX)

20 "* I read a book over the weekend that told me that bothering an audience really drives engagement."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM

They're not wrong... people will respond MUCH more quickly if you annoy them than if they agree.

But all you really need to do it forget your close quote tag and these morons will engage just as much.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (JMAcK)

21 Thoughts on him being the first?

I'm gonna go with: nah.

Also, they talk about the Congressional building being sacred. People who think Congress is a sacred place don't do shit like this. They don't hire people who do shit like this. They don't foster environments where low-level staffers think they can get away with shit like this.

I just bring it up because all the talk about 1/6 being awful is predicated on the idea that Congressional grounds are sacred somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

22 @#11: "Free Palestine!"

...with your purchase of any Palestine of equal or lesser value...

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (7Vt4u)

23 It's skeevy as hell and really depraved and gross, but in what way is this really, actually worse than what goes on there routinely?

Struth!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (CsUN+)

24 I've said for years that naming your kid "Aiden", "Jaiden", or "Braiden" would cause them to be ghey.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (FD5dr)

25 16 It's skeevy as hell and really depraved and gross, but in what way is this really, actually worse than what goes on there routinely?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:31 PM (zxP/x)

It's Gay, therefore it involved poop, which automatically makes it worse.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (sm6Pk)

26 I want to highlight that C.S. Lewis had a distropian future novel (That Hideous Strength) and he completely called that we'd be ruled by sexual degenerates.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 18, 2023 12:29 PM (JMAcK)

That trilogy (THS being the last) is fantastic. Lewis was a genius in telling a ripping good yarn while simultaneously providing deep social and spiritual commentary

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (9Tih0)

27 Though never spent a day in a law class, wouldn't be posted on internet make it become a " public place"?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (fwDg9)

28 "Well we already saw that he had been canned..."
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Oh, geez...now I'll never be able see/hear 'canned' in same way. Not even going to be able to walk through the grocery store without the association.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

29 "This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda," he wrote. "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."
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He actually does have a point. This is against the rules and super gross, but it doesn't "disrespect" the Senate. How could it? What he's doing is viscerally different but not actually different from what the Senate does anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (zxP/x)

30 And remember, it's "pinkwashing" to note that Tel Aviv and Jerusalem have gay pride parades, while homosexuals are executed in Gaza!

Once Palestine is liberated from the Jooos, the Pride flags will come out!

Only Jewish oppression makes Palestinians execute homosexuals!

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski! at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (YAtuc)

31 9 the Hero who made a gay pornographic film of him railing another dude up the Freedom Trail and then posted it in a public forum for discussing gay men in politics (and politicos inside gay men) was canned.

Well we already saw that he had been canned, the new news is that he was subsequently fired.
++++
"Railing another dude up the Freedom Trail" is hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (zxP/x)
_____________

I think Aidan was the one being railed

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

32 "This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda," he wrote.

That is a shocking and disgraceful example of how far we have fallen as a society and a nation. It should be "whom."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (M6W3j)

33 The pimp who sets up these liasons between Congressional staffers is known as the Mack Senate.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 18, 2023 12:33 PM (7Vt4u)

34 Dude was just discussing appropriations for the Hershey Highway.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (woPEM)

35 That guy only loves himself. That is obvious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (MeG8a)

36 "...I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."

To be fair, a lot of ass-fucking does occur in the Senate, it's just usually not consensual and the people in the "catching" position are American citizens.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (5aFbR)

37 All very interesting but we know that the "legal imagination" is only deployed to think of exciting new ways to prosecute Republicans or pro-life protesters or just some parents who don't like that their children are being encouraged to transition.
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Yup. Being a loser sucks.

Too bad that being a winner also means being evil. Be a monster, or be a slave. That's it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (zxP/x)

38 Gay Pornster Who Got an Insurrection In the Senate: Don't Shame Me For Who I Love Or Where I Love Him
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Are we talking the hearing room, or the anus?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

39 Hey Siri, play Prison Sex by Tool

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (xKj+1)

40 Maybe if the Cargo Ships fly the GAY PRIDE FLAG when transiting the Red Sea the Houti's will leave them alone.

The top N. Vietnam Commie General said the B-52s were pounding them to the point of surrender, but then the bombing stopped ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (qpLSv)

41 Attacked for "who [he] love".

No, he's being attacked for being a poop-loving faggot.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM (sm6Pk)

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (sm6Pk)

43 Sodomites are mentally and sexually disordered and should be locked up when not being thrown off of a roof, not having screaming orgasms in the Senate chambers while making sex tapes.

Avoid sodomites and lead a happy life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (puDky)

44 First we wouldn't accept an official who loved other people's luggage and now this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (FVME7)

45 So now, ghey or tranny is the ultimate get out jail free card.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (8e0w3)

46 -I wonder if he has a problem with child predators
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

Probably pissed that they don't come round, no more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (VtvH6)

47 Interesting question about who was doing the filming. How did that person gain access to the building let alone the meeting room. Why hasn't that person be revealed and charged?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

48 21 Thoughts on him being the first?

I'm gonna go with: nah.

Also, they talk about the Congressional building being sacred. People who think Congress is a sacred place don't do shit like this. They don't hire people who do shit like this. They don't foster environments where low-level staffers think they can get away with shit like this.

I just bring it up because all the talk about 1/6 being awful is predicated on the idea that Congressional grounds are sacred somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

I know we all know this by now.. but I've got a sneaking suspicion that its sacred right up until its not useful to be sacred... at which point it's just a room... only to be converted back to sacred when again convenient to do so.

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (53oGX)

49 in flagrante delicto

I was kind of surprised to see this term used, figured it had fallen out of use.

But Mitt Romney seemed to be inspired by it anyway

Posted by: kallisto remembering Pierre Delecto at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (dCxaZ)

50 As some British guy noted:

You can never find a bloody stool when you need it!

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (+Rtz8)

51 Well, The White House is Deliverance with less banjo and more daughter showering, so at least they're consistent.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (OZtA4)

52 I grew up in Palo Alto and graduated from Berkeley, of course.

I also pretend to be Hispanic - I figured that by checking two intersectionality boxes that the sky was the limit for my career!

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski! at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (YAtuc)

53 I'd accept some sleazy homos squirting their homo juice in each other's asses in videos filmed in Senate hearing chambers, if only the Senate itself stopped raping American taxpayers up the ass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

54 nasty effluvia?

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (xzb+D)

55 I'm only done with the first paragraph of the post, and between it and the title I think Ace has made at least a dozen double entendres and puns.

* Continues reading *

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (ltehs)

56 He should have said he was making an educational video for middle school libraries.

Posted by: Toad-0 at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (cct0t)

57 Maybe the little "Free-Palestine" ex-staffer should change his name to "Aidan Comfort to the Enemy."

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (7Vt4u)

58 *considers content*

Ghey. And his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (jA9ul)

59 You do know the guy would have retained his job had he not been publicly outed, right?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (tT6L1)

60 Interesting question about who was doing the filming. How did that person gain access to the building let alone the meeting room. Why hasn't that person be revealed and charged?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
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I haven't watched the tape and have no desire to do so, but was there a cameraman? Did the camera move or get closeups or whatever? A tripod or even just leaning the phone up against a vertical surface can get the job done with no cameraman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (zxP/x)

61 56 He should have said he was making an educational video for middle school libraries.

Posted by: Toad-0 at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (cct0t)

=========

"I'm making a live-action adaptation of Gender Queer for kindergarten libraries."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

62 The roughly eight seconds of intercourse

*********

"Ride 'im, cowboy!!"

Posted by: Rodeo Fans at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (991eG)

63 "Why do so many men keep thinking about Rome and the Roman era?"

- the media in September

Posted by: Azathoth at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (wb1YC)

64 "...I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."
-------

Too late. "Ye shall know them by their fruits". Hmm, that's open to a couple of interpretations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (XeU6L)

65 Hero of Love

Not a hero...a victym

pay attention

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (AwYPR)

66 59 You do know the guy would have retained his job had he not been publicly outed, right?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (tT6L1)

========

My assumption is that every closed door of Congress is hiding ugly people fucking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

67 *considers content*

Ghey. And his shit's all retarded a conference table.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (jA9ul)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (zxP/x)

68 No, I think I'll judge you. You're disgusting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (5MZCc)

69 The roughly eight seconds of intercourse

I actually watched this and after about 4 seconds I felt like I had to upchuck but I was frozen in time and couldn't tear myself away despite my stomach grinding out a terrible tune

I had blocked it out of memory until I saw the above phrase: "roughly 8 seconds" and then it all came back

Posted by: kallisto describes the triggering at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (dCxaZ)

70 Has the pope blessed this Union yet?

Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (SnxUt)

71 I porked a male page in my congressional office and got a standing ovation for it in the House. What has this country come to?

Posted by: The Hon. Gerry Studds at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (woPEM)

72 He should have said he was making an educational video for middle school libraries.
Posted by: Toad-0 at December 18, 2023 12:36 PM (cct0t)

"Boys Beware 2: Up The Yam Chute Boogaloo"...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (puDky)

73 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
🚨🚨 JUST IN🚨🚨
FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP!
Source tells me that the “top” in the video below seen plowing @SenatorCardin’s staffer @Aidanmaesec in the Senate building from behind is George Gauger!

Georg Gauger is a Current student at Elliott School of International Affairs, which is right down the street from the US Senate. Georg Gauger also worked for the German Government.

In a screenshot from Aidan’s Instagram the day he filmed his sex tape, he tagged Georg on Instagram in the picture below, where he’s seen naked in the Senate building. The text on Aidan’s photo says he took Georg’s “thick German sausage and a jager sauce finish ”.

https://tinyurl.com/bddauvnu

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (2yu8s)

74 "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Leviticus 20:13

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (OZtA4)

75 >>Maybe the little "Free-Palestine" ex-staffer should change his name to "Aidan Comfort to the Enemy."


You Misspelled Cum Fart.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (+Rtz8)

76 To paraphrase Hill Dog, what difference does it make?

We know this degenerate POS is untochable, and even if they go through the motions of "giving a f**k," he'll get some ridiculous plea deal and then it's off to some Leftist provided sinecure for being of the body.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (rc3Z7)

77 This is a reference to Georg, who is German, penetrating Aidan anally from behind.

Since I identified Aidan yesterday as the Senate staffer who was getting railed inside the Senate building, following
@henryrodgersdc
original report about the video, Aidan has been fired and Georg has DEACTIVATED his Instagram account.

As I exposed today, Aidan is registered as a foreign agent.

Why was a foreign agent working for a US Senator? And how did Georg, who is German, get access to the US Senate??

The US is so compromised.

Receipts!👇🏻
https://tinyurl.com/bddauvnu
[second tweet]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (2yu8s)

78 There was a one term congressman from NC (Cawthorne?) who said coke fueled orgies are normal in DC. No one believed him.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (MeG8a)

79 The video was financed by IKEA: "Tab A goes into Slot B..."

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (7Vt4u)

80 Not a hero...a victym

pay attention
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (AwYPR)
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There can be no victims of love. Love is great and wonderful.

There are only victims of aggression - like the aggression of those nasty incel freaks who hate women.

Posted by: Zombie Jezebel Magazine at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (zxP/x)

81 60 Interesting question about who was doing the filming. How did that person gain access to the building let alone the meeting room. Why hasn't that person be revealed and charged?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
++++
I haven't watched the tape and have no desire to do so, but was there a cameraman? Did the camera move or get closeups or whatever? A tripod or even just leaning the phone up against a vertical surface can get the job done with no cameraman.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (zxP/x)
___________

It's a first-person video looking down at the point of insertion. I think Aidan was the guy taking it up the ass. I think the other guy was filming it. See my comment above about who is this guy and why is he being protected?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

82 >>>62 The roughly eight seconds of intercourse
*********
"Ride 'im, cowboy!!"
Posted by: Rodeo Fans

lol

the intercourse was roughly?

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (KRtlO)

83 you know there has to be terrabytes of this kind of material being distributed in their ghey chats

it's not just the Senate Hearing room that was soiled people

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (dCxaZ)

84
They have to say that but I very much doubt it. Gay sex became sacred around Year 5 of the First Gay President, Barack Hussein Obama.

__________

*Ahem!*

Posted by: James Buchanan at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (MoZTd)

85 Jill Biden-10-27-20
"Decency is on the Ballot."

Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck

Since this tweet:
• Joe had a trans activist shake their fake breasts on the White House lawn
• Cocaine found at the White House
• Male Biden appointee steals Womens clothes at airports to wear them
• Gay sex tape filmed in the Senate
• Joe’s son had sex tapes go public and more info on his sexual relationship with his dead brothers wife went public
• Drag Shows on military bases
• Joe caught in corruption scandal after his son Hunter is revealed to have been paid millions by foreign sources for no good reason and Joe was involved despite telling voters he never was
• Navy hires drag queens to recruit more drag queens to join the military
• Taxpayer funded sex changes
• Biden defends child sex changes
• Biden interviewed by Dylan Mulvaney
This is just a short list, it could be thousands of bullet points.
Jill was right, decency was on the ballot and the outcome was indecent.


Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

86 What in the name of the God of Enstupidment possesses these people not only to film their silliness and criminal behavior -- but then to post the film for all the world to see? Do they really not realize they are incriminating themselves???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

87 Eeeewwww!


- Caligula

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

88 ... In a screenshot from Aidan’s Instagram the day he filmed his sex tape, he tagged Georg on Instagram in the picture below, where he’s seen naked in the Senate building. The text on Aidan’s photo says he took Georg’s “thick German sausage and a jager sauce finish ”....
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (2yu8s)
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Charming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (zxP/x)

89 Rectum? I hardly knew him!

Posted by: MPox 2 at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (Vot7r)

90 It was said that it was being filmed by his "older" sex partner( I refuse to use the word lover) so there was definitely someone else in the room with him and it ws being filmed on purpose.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

91 Not all heroes wear capes. Some don't wear anything at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (FVME7)

92 Willowed from the previous comments about military readiness:

A girl I know joined the Marines and is now at Pendleton. I'm shocked at her stories about how undisciplined and dysfunctional things are. It's worse than a frat house. Rampant drunkenness and drug abuse, no discipline or code of honor, breaking rules and ignoring orders, and the guys all seem to be sleazy horndogs who are so sexually aggressive with her and other lady Marines it borders on criminal harassment (and in some cases crosses the line).

I always knew that things could get crazy in civilian bars and with civilian girls of both the professional and amateur standing. But this dysfunction isn't on leave or off-duty. This is at the base. The rot goes up the food chain. There are E7s and E8s being sleazy, lecherous bastards to this girl. And I thought the Marines was the least affected by leftwing rot and poison.

Could she be exaggerating or making this up? Possibly but I doubt it. She's not a bullshitter. I believe what she's telling me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

93 73 In a screenshot from Aidan’s Instagram the day he filmed his sex tape, he tagged Georg on Instagram in the picture below, where he’s seen naked in the Senate building. The text on Aidan’s photo says he took Georg’s “thick German sausage and a jager sauce finish ”.

https://tinyurl.com/bddauvnu
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (2yu8s)

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Adapt these words into descriptions of a woman, still said by a man, and it would be considered demeaning and cancelable.

I think many gay men might have lost some kind of filter required for functioning in society. Maybe it would be in society's interest to establish remote communes where gay men can go to fuck all day, every day, while furnished with food and shelter, only with the understanding that once in, they do not come out again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

94 text on Aidan’s photo says he took Georg’s “thick German sausage and a jager sauce finish ”.

https://tinyurl.com/bddauvnu

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (2yu8s)


LET THE MEMES BEGIN!

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (dCxaZ)

95 It was said that it was being filmed by his "older" sex partner( I refuse to use the word lover) so there was definitely someone else in the room with him and it ws being filmed on purpose.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)
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So, it was being taped by the guy rogering him. No third person. The plunderer recorded the plundering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (zxP/x)

96 "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Leviticus 20:13


This^^^^

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (gmo/4)

97 78 There was a one term congressman from NC (Cawthorne?) who said coke fueled orgies are normal in DC. No one believed him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (MeG8a)

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And he was hounded out of Congress, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

98 I was expecting more cruelty.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (IFNME)

99 My assumption is that every closed door of Congress is hiding ugly people fucking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

PJ O'Rourke nailed it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (5MZCc)

100 The Capital Police launched a probe!

Posted by: Keister Egg at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (hirWM)

101 >>>86 What in the name of the God of Enstupidment possesses these people not only to film their silliness and criminal behavior -- but then to post the film for all the world to see? Do they really not realize they are incriminating themselves???

i would say intense narcissism and possible cluster b peronality disorders

if every age has a chief sin, then the sin of this age is narcissism. it's just ungodly.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

102 Gay marriage a slippery slope or nah?

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (NjuKv)

103 1. Who is the other filthy degenerate cocksucker in the video? I assume he’s some other Senate aide or employee. Why isn’t he being named? It looks like he was the one filming the video and taking pics of Aidan with his ass in the air like Ahmed's goat. So: he was an active participant in this crime. Why is he being protected?
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He's a Kraut.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (2yu8s)

104 Strongly doubt it this was the first time this happened there.

Posted by: Auspex at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (6ZtAH)

105 "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
Leviticus 20:13
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (OZtA4)

It's Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Georg.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (puDky)

106 Y'all are going to make atc mad at us again.

Just saying.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (IFNME)

107 @97

>>And he was hounded out of Congress, I believe.

By Republicans.

It's kind of their brand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (rc3Z7)

108 I honestly thought AOC would be the first congresscritter getting caught boning in Congress. Oh well.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (miT2W)

109 Don't Shame Me For Who I Love Or Where I Love Him

Oh wow. The Rula Lenska of gay sex.

Tosses bottle of shampoo at him.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (/HDaX)

110 Who are his parents? I've only seen his mother commenting in the news about how wonderful Biden is.

Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 12:43 PM (SnxUt)

111 66 My assumption is that every closed door of Congress is hiding ugly people fucking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

And they should all be arrested and put on the express lane to death row for it.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (sm6Pk)

112 It should be "whom."
Posted by: Oddbob


*******

Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (991eG)

113 I mean we thought Hunter had some gall to tru and dau Republicans were going after addicts, but this little chode smoker is going to try and say this is about attacking him for who he loves? Dude you were having a random hookup with a German sausage smoker, and filming it, it's not about who you love you degenerate.

Democrats and the media have literally had breakdowns over conservative guests wearing shirts or hats, but this future child molester is barely getting an media attention, and will end up with a well paying job at "Shafts for the Sahara" NGO.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (C8hJ1)

114 >>>Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
🚨🚨 JUST IN🚨🚨
FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP!
Source tells me that the “top” in the video below seen plowing @SenatorCardin’s staffer @Aidanmaesec in the Senate building from behind is George Gauger!

okay but the one thing you have to keep in mind is that Laura Loomer is an actual lunatic with a diseased brain.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (KRtlO)

115 Weasels, Ferrets and Stoats. Best to bash them with a club.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (pZ64F)

116 Silly faggot, gay sex in the office is only for congressmen, like Gerry Studs. A pornstar name if ever there was one.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (qZdIZ)

117 whodathunk? Human beings fuck. Waiting for the "this is a problem for ALL Democrats" or "Dems in disarray" part to kick in.

He could always run for Congress as a Republican. We’ve seen recent examples of such “reinvention”

sheesh the people in charge all have offices. Like how Newton where was he banging his girlfriend while impeaching Clinton ..

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a setup of some kind. Was the staffer set up? Or did the staffer set this up to embarrass Cardin. And funny that the Daily Caller gets the scoop. Something smells rotten ...

The other participant was holding the camera...?

Remember the homeless dude with the missing teeth that claimed he had some trysts with Obama? You just know he was given envelopes with cash/drugs by some "RW donor". Anyway, it's Cardin's last term.

Oh, sure, THATS what it looked like. Come on. Set up just like the Jan 6ht rioters? People are stupid: doesn't require a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (JCZqz)

118 My assumption is that every closed door of Congress is hiding ugly people fucking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023


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Aren't those the interlocking sayings?

"Hollywood is like high school, but with money."

"Politics/Washington is like Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

119 101 i would say intense narcissism and possible cluster b peronality disorders

if every age has a chief sin, then the sin of this age is narcissism. it's just ungodly.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

========

So, today's review was of American Beauty, and the ultimate message of that film is:

Do whatever makes you feel good, but Kevin Spacey doesn't bang the underaged cheerleader for reasons. Nothing in the film says that he shouldn't do it, or that he would be bad for doing it. He just doesn't do it because the screenwriter (Alan Ball) understood that having him do it would make him unappealing to audiences.

It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

120 Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

We're going to lose the next major war we get shoved into.

At least in the end there will be only chaos, so I've heard.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (5aFbR)

121 "Nobody is above the law", butt the "bottom" line...

Posted by: poconohound at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (XOe7N)

122 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

the men who have come out of that life due to divine intervention do feel as though they've been delivered of a demonic impulse or urge

but it's really difficult to shake off, for lack of a better term. The struggle is real

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (dCxaZ)

123 Sadly, it remains illegal to drag that pair out to the Capital Steps, and put a .22 behind the ear, each. So, then what might be done, instead?

Send those two twinks as delegates on a Congressional Fact Finding Tour to Southern Gaza or Iran.

Oh, they'll learn some new facts, for certain!

Once, and suddenly.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (e6UQI)

124 >>> Rula Lenska

is that how you spell it? Growing up I would hear the name and Imagined it was "Ru LaLenska." I never saw it in print. Also, I completely forget who the hell this person is/was.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (KRtlO)

125 The US will have to reopen Alcatraz just to incarcerate all these monsters in the Democrat Party.

What is Sam Brinton doing now BTW?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (9zh98)

126
I don't think that 90 days having hot homo prison sex is gone teach him much of a lesson. 'Gay for stay, yet always that way'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (enJYY)

127
"I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."


He must have been absent that day in second grade when his class reviewed the use (and misuse) of the prefix "dis-"

What a revolting little shit -- I wonder if he's picked out his lamp post in DC yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

128 97 78 There was a one term congressman from NC (Cawthorne?) who said coke fueled orgies are normal in DC. No one believed him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:39 PM (MeG8a)

=======

And he was hounded out of Congress, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There were ethics complaints, right? Were they legit or convienent?

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (53oGX)

129 Whoever said it was spot on. " The live that shall not be named has become the love that won't shut the ef up"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (NcL9g)

130 Well, there he is, the Pompatus of Love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (FVME7)

131 The reason we continue to have piss-poor behavior is because piss-poor behavior isn't fatal.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

132 >the Hero who made a gay pornographic film of him railing another dude up the Freedom Trail and then posted it in a public forum for discussing gay men in politics (and politicos inside gay men) was canned.

To quote the Sopranos, I believe the staffer was catching, not pitching. The pitcher has yet to be identified.

Posted by: Liberty at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (IoAmk)

133 As long as you love your job you can have sex there anytime you want.

Posted by: Ripley at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (JojsZ)

134 This twink won't even leave DC. He'll be offered a job by Media Matters or HRC.

Credentialed but with the maturity of a sixteen year old boy.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (rJ48h)

135
Republicans shouldn't be concerned with what goes on in other people's Senate committee rooms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (MoZTd)

136 102 Gay marriage a slippery slope or nah?
Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (NjuKv)


Slippery slopes are fallacies!

The incline is quite slick, however.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (IFNME)

137 117 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a setup of some kind. Was the staffer set up? Or did the staffer set this up to embarrass Cardin. And funny that the Daily Caller gets the scoop. Something smells rotten ...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (JCZqz)

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Hilarious. Even their low-level staffers are supreme moral authorities who are undone by the dastardly Daily Caller. Ben Shapiro must be sexy af in real life, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

138 Blood and feces in the chamber?

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (miT2W)

139 I'd like to know why Cardin had a registered foreign agent for the Dominican Republic on his staff while he sits on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)

140 ... Do they really not realize they are incriminating themselves???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)
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It's one of (or both of) two things. First, there is the comfortable knowledge that they will never be punished. This is usually true. Most crimes or bad behavior gleefully posted online are by protected groups or young people or both. The power groups know they're fine, and the young people might know it but they more fall into the next thing.

Second, they don't think of it that way. I don't understand it, but the internet isn't real. Just because they post it, it doesn't mean anything. When I was in college and Facebook was new (still colleges-only, and only a few at that), I was astonished with the amount of personal information people put on it. When asked why I didn't have a bunch of personal info and pictures on it, I'd say, "if I wouldn't put it on a billboard, I won't put it on Facebook?"

They'd look at me like I was a space alien. That stuff isn't real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (zxP/x)

141 126
I don't think that 90 days having hot homo prison sex is gone teach him much of a lesson. 'Gay for stay, yet always that way'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (enJYY)

That's why you stick him in with someone guaranteed to perforate his colon.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (sm6Pk)

142 Dude was just discussing appropriations for the Hershey Highway.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 18, 2023 12:34 PM


That's that road in Pennsylvania, right?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (jA9ul)

143 Meanwhile Joey Bidet's youngest daughter, Ashley, owes the state of Pennsylvania $5,000 in back taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (9zh98)

144 hadrian is your dog okay?

and i'm sorry if this is a difficult question

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)

145 139 I'd like to know why Cardin had a registered foreign agent for the Dominican Republic on his staff while he sits on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)

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Because it's what everyone else was doing? He was just fitting in?

Just a guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

146 You just know the Lincoln Project guys have been frantically texting this twink like a drunk ex all weekend.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (wb1YC)

147 101 >>>86 What in the name of the God of Enstupidment possesses these people not only to film their silliness and criminal behavior -- but then to post the film for all the world to see? Do they really not realize they are incriminating themselves???

i would say intense narcissism and possible cluster b peronality disorders

if every age has a chief sin, then the sin of this age is narcissism. it's just ungodly.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

Most successful thing the Dept of Ed ever did was to train narcissists. On;y ting they've improved since their inception... SELF ESTEEM!

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (53oGX)

148 So, it was being taped by the guy rogering him. No third person. The plunderer recorded the plundering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That's what I meant. Someone said maybe the camera hada been set up. I did not watch the tape.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)

149 119 101 i would say intense narcissism and possible cluster b peronality disorders

if every age has a chief sin, then the sin of this age is narcissism. it's just ungodly.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

========

So, today's review was of American Beauty, and the ultimate message of that film is:

Do whatever makes you feel good, but Kevin Spacey doesn't bang the underaged cheerleader for reasons. Nothing in the film says that he shouldn't do it, or that he would be bad for doing it. He just doesn't do it because the screenwriter (Alan Ball) understood that having him do it would make him unappealing to audiences.

It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

150 113 I mean we thought Hunter had some gall to tru and dau.....

Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (C8hJ1)

I gave little hope for AI when my phone's swipe text thinks "try and say" should be "tru and dau"

Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (C8hJ1)

151 The incline is quite slick, however.

KY or Astro Glide?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (9zh98)

152 Not sure I want to live in a country where Capitol Police launch probes at Gay Senate AIDS.

Posted by: Lonely and Hirsute at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (83IzV)

153 It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.
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That was one fucked up movie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (pZ64F)

154 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a setup of some kind.

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Well, he certainly couldn't sit down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (FVME7)

155 Let's not argue about 'oo pegged 'oo in the Senate hearing room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (RIvkX)

156 Take this job. And shove it. No homo.

Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (SnxUt)

157 Posted by: Zombie Jezebel Magazine
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That magazine has gone to the dogs.

Posted by: Elija at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

158 The main sin of that generation, the social media generation, is narcissism. It has led them astray and to believe in themselves, not in God. They have no moral compunction and are generally driven by their own wants and desires. They will do anything for a "lime" or what they feel is an affirmation of their most despicable behaviors. They've been led to believe there are no limits, nor moral restraints to their behavior. This is reinforced by the fact that, as much as possible, they are not receive any consequences- in this world and beyond. People like that have no limits to their insidious behavior because they won't pay a price with their cult in charge, and since they don't believe in God, they fear no reprisal, ever. It's all very self fulfilling.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (OZtA4)

159 149 If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

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It'd be an underaged boy, it would be beautifully filmed, and it would be titled Call Me By Your Name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

160 >>I'd like to know why Cardin had a registered foreign agent for the Dominican Republic on his staff


Because he's gay?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (+Rtz8)

161 I've said for years that naming your kid "Aiden", "Jaiden", or "Braiden" would cause them to be ghey.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2023


***
Hey!

Posted by: Aidan Quinn at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

162 Dominican Republic?

What about Debbie Washes Her Schlitz and the Aswan brothers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (9zh98)

163 I only saw a still photo, I figured a camera person as well but someone thought a gopro was used

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (fwDg9)

164 Whats the big deal??? this fella was working out a love muscle in his love tunnel.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (FjlUt)

165
Jill was right, decency was on the ballot and the outcome was indecent.
Posted by: redridinghood


Their truth. Their decency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (63Dwl)

166 >>So, it was being taped by the guy rogering him. No third person. The plunderer recorded the plundering.


So. They didn't have a quorum?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (+Rtz8)

167 Well we already saw that he had been canned


Yes he was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (R4t5M)

168 Meanwhile Joey Bidet's youngest daughter, Ashley, owes the state of Pennsylvania $5,000 in back taxes.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Bidens don't pay taxes; they spend them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (FVME7)

169 I'd like to know why Cardin had a registered foreign agent for the Dominican Republic on his staff while he sits on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
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German translator.

[Yeah, he wasn't Argentinian but I did it anyway.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (2yu8s)

170 Clearly the only way to make this fair is to allow Nancy Mace to bang an Ace moron on the resolute desk.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (C8hJ1)

171 Can't wait for this guy's illustrated children's book, A Day in the Life of a Senate Staffer, to be in every elementary school library.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (iWA0V)

172 *deleted comment*

I got nothing nice to say about this cocksucker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

173 That's what I meant. Someone said maybe the camera hada been set up. I did not watch the tape.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)


don't watch it, it's distressing, depressing and gross

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (dCxaZ)

174 I'm so disgusted by just about everything coming out of DC in the last 3 years. Carefully dismantle the Washington monument piece by piece and put it in a safe place until restoration can occur. Then erect a giant statue of Baphomet maybe 150 feet tall. Bask it in red lights like Biden's Philadelphia speech. It would be vastly more honest.
BTW the "Reconciliation" statue at Arlington is being dismantled as I type this.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (MeG8a)

175 okay but the one thing you have to keep in mind is that Laura Loomer is an actual lunatic with a diseased brain.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (KRtlO)
******
This^^^^^^
Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

176
hadrian is your dog okay?

and i'm sorry if this is a difficult question
Posted by: ace

__________

Thank you for asking. We let Delilah go on Friday due to an extremely aggressive tumor in her sinus. She leaves five beautiful puppies who are one month old.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (MoZTd)

177 Last week there was a link to a post, I think linked here, that was a post by a guy who escaped the gay sex scene in SF. The amount of damage caused by promiscuous anal sex, including disease and tissue damage , was both vomit inducing and eye opening.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (NcL9g)

178 The roughly eight seconds of intercourse...

Damn, son! Way to make the rest of us look bad!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (JCZqz)

179 Then: LOVE IS LOVE

Now: LOVE IS LOVE IN YOUR FACE!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (XqcwY)

180 125 The US will have to reopen Alcatraz just to incarcerate all these monsters in the Democrat Party.

What is Sam Brinton doing now BTW?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:45 PM (9zh9

I'm just guessing, my money is on butt stuff...

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (53oGX)

181 I gave little hope for AI when my phone's swipe text thinks "try and say" should be "tru and dau"
Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (C8hJ1)


Awaiting orders.

Posted by: Skynet at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (IFNME)

182 I see nothing wrong here. Let this young man be blessed!

Posted by: The Pope at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (G0bXQ)

183
Do you see that "Rehoboth" shirt that Cap'n Stuffit was wearing in his Instagram header? That's Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, kiddos. Home to #FJB and locally known by a derogatory homonym for "Rehoboth".

White adjacent to Biden Falls, it is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (xG4kz)

184 It's wrong to attack me for the smart military blogs I read!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (RIvkX)

185 >>>Thank you for asking. We let Delilah go on Friday due to an extremely aggressive tumor in her sinus. She leaves five beautiful puppies who are one month old.

I'm sorry to hear she passed. I had to let a pet go last year. It was terrible and I still think about him all the time.

I'm glad she gave you wonderful puppies before she passed.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (KRtlO)

186 "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."

F**khead. He thinks we're homophobic because we're disgusted that he had butt secks on the table where people work? FFS.

I would be equally disgusted if it had been Marjorie Taylor Green getting laid in a conventional manner on the table where people work.

Gays can't pretend they're just like everybody else if they can't control their impulses.

Spit.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (OX9vb)

187
Meanwhile Joey Bidet's youngest daughter, Ashley, owes the state of Pennsylvania $5,000 in back taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM


Which is something like 2.5% of a shitload of money.

/ Won't violate NO MATH rule but someone else, feel free

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (enJYY)

188 So, today's review was of American Beauty, and the ultimate message of that film is:

Do whatever makes you feel good, but Kevin Spacey doesn't bang the underaged cheerleader for reasons. Nothing in the film says that he shouldn't do it, or that he would be bad for doing it. He just doesn't do it because the screenwriter (Alan Ball) understood that having him do it would make him unappealing to audiences.

It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?


And here all this time I thought the message of the movie was, "It doesn't matter how straight you are, if a gay man comes on to you let him fuck you in the ass or he'll kill you."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (dZVON)

189 BTW the "Reconciliation" statue at Arlington is being dismantled as I type this.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (MeG8a)

No Reconciliation? OK then, they are setting the terms.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (xaFKb)

190 163 I only saw a still photo, I figured a camera person as well but someone thought a gopro was used
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 12:49 PM (fwDg9)
____________

The guy doing the fucking is holding the phone camera at about his face level. No tripod or third person involved.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

191 The political message at the end of Road to Perdition is the worst part of the entire movie, by a mile.

But damn American Beauty has aged like fine milk.

"Oh wow the marine hated his son because he was secretly gay... that's like deep and stuff."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (44ww/)

192 This topic is making me nauseous… like I need a bleach shower. Have we hit rock bottom yet?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (xT8gx)

193 Compared to this mishegas Klintoon's Oval Office beejers seem downright quaint.

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (dCxaZ)

194 But Santos lying about his resume is the real story.

This pornster would have been looking at a long prison sentence a generation ago.

What I miss most about these modern times is there really is no shame anymore.

Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (wMRY8)

195 Another milepost on the highway to destruction. Rula Lenska-forgotten? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Morty Gunty at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (83IzV)

196 Did they title this little film of a room romp Love Canal?

Because they should have.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (9zh98)

197 159 149 If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

========

It'd be an underaged boy, it would be beautifully filmed, and it would be titled Call Me By Your Name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:48 PM (GBKbO)
________

Yea, but that kind of underage sex abuse is good and scared and an act of love . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

198 188 And here all this time I thought the message of the movie was, "It doesn't matter how straight you are, if a gay man comes on to you let him fuck you in the ass or he'll kill you."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (dZVON)

=========

Supporting thesis about not denying who you are. Suppressing your homosexuality (which most men are!) will just lead you to bottling up your anger and killing people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

199 His nickname in the senate cloakroom is shitpecker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (G0bXQ)

200 When the blood, shit, and semen are all cleaned up - this is really no different than the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliette.

Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Man at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (DZrNt)

201 Monkey pox wherefore art though?

Posted by: Keister Egg at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (hirWM)

202 May the good Lord help us! Blow Jobs in the White House and Gay Sex in the Senate hearing rooms. Is there no perversion that Democrats won't embrace?

Posted by: TimothyJ at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (zZJ+I)

203 >>>I gave little hope for AI when my phone's swipe text thinks "try and say" should be "tru and dau"

I know everyone says "try and ____ (verb)" but I would like to start a national campaign to replace that ungrammatical construction with the right one, "try *to* ___ (verb)."

Just a little peeve of mine.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (KRtlO)

204 Rough is rough.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (44ww/)

205 This topic is making me nauseous… like I need a bleach shower. Have we hit rock bottom yet?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Not even close.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (R4t5M)

206 People have gone to prison for "violating the sanctity of the Congress" by sitting in the Speaker's chair.

Do you think he'll be prosecuted?

------------

Was a cigar involved? Asking for a former POTUS ...

This creep will get a gig at MSNBC and be on the short-list for the Junta's next White House Spokeshole.

The shame, humiliation, and gaslighting are part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (oVCG4)

207 A first-person shooter.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (2yu8s)

208 Eeeewwww!

- Caligula


I forget who said it, but I once heard a sassy historian claim the reason British historians' critiques of Caligula are uniquely scathing is because Caligula mostly had sex with women.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2023 12:54 PM (Odg76)

209 So, today's review was of American Beauty, and the ultimate message of that film is:

Do whatever makes you feel good, but Kevin Spacey doesn't bang the underaged cheerleader for reasons. Nothing in the film says that he shouldn't do it, or that he would be bad for doing it. He just doesn't do it because the screenwriter (Alan Ball) understood that having him do it would make him unappealing to audiences.

It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?

And here all this time I thought the message of the movie was, "It doesn't matter how straight you are, if a gay man comes on to you let him fuck you in the ass or he'll kill you."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 18, 2023 12:52 PM (dZVON)

No, no, the theme is that all military men are secretly homos and down to fuck dues on the QT but they also are secret Nazis too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

210 The amount of damage caused by promiscuous anal sex, including disease and tissue damage ,

gay men were prone to so many afflictions prior to AIDS

they just kind of expected it

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (dCxaZ)

211
Cap'n Stuffit was simply demonstrating how sausage was made in a locale where legislation is made -- remember the old adage about how the two processes are similar?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (xG4kz)

212 One can only hope that Aids is 'still a thing.'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (Q4IgG)

213 194 This pornster would have been looking at a long prison sentence a generation ago.

What I miss most about these modern times is there really is no shame anymore.
Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2023 12:53 PM (wMRY

People used to be afraid of their fathers beating them within one punch of dying.

Not anymore.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (sm6Pk)

214 The butt ramming was planned and looked forward to doing in the Senate meeting room or it was a "spur of the moment" lack of impulse control.

Both are ridiculously pathetic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (JeYYB)

215 This topic is making me nauseous… like I need a bleach shower. Have we hit rock bottom yet?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Nah. Just wait.

Posted by: the left/stan - birm at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (qoGsy)

216 So Darth Lloyd is actually desecrating a tomb in Arlington?

What is the Old Guard doing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:55 PM (9zh98)

217 It's wrong to attack me for the smart military blogs I read!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

He was infiladed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (FVME7)

218 This busty, bespectacled blonde thought that Congress was supposed to work on trade deals, not deal in rough trade:
https://is.gd/Un3JHl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (zxP/x)

219 It's not this guy being boogered in the senate room.

It's not yelling at a congressman.

It's the fact that this POS thought there would be no repercussions for this.

He should be shamed ( I know I know), pointed to and mocked and have this hung around his neck for the rest of his life.

This wasn't a bad decision of an adolescent. It was planned. Executed. And posted on social media.

Hound Cardin. F his no comment BS. Put Cardin on record. And hound him until he says it in front of a camera.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (b8J4P)

220 The only thing keeping him from throwing a big gay hissy fit and ratting out all the others who have done the same (and you know for a fact this is not the first time-- it's just the 1st time someone was caught paying for gay sex in the Capitol and Barney Frank wasn't getting paid) is that he's been quiety assured of a cush no-show job once this all blows over.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (TzW+Y)

221 218 This busty, bespectacled blonde thought that Congress was supposed to work on trade deals, not deal in rough trade:
https://is.gd/Un3JHl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (zxP/x)

=======

Veiny forearm.

3/10

Would not ban.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

222 Oh, figured out the Porn Title here.


How a Bill Becomes Raw!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (G0bXQ)

223 If the movie was made today, however, the KS character would fuck the underage girl. Because straight white guys are evil and do that all the time, right?

They made a gay version of the movie with Timothy Chalamet from Dune.

And Hollywood gave itself a bunch of rewards for doing so...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (XqcwY)

224 170 Clearly the only way to make this fair is to allow Nancy Mace to bang an Ace moron on the resolute desk.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 18, 2023 12:50 PM (C8hJ1)

I bet you couldn't pick that snizz out of a lineup of Arby's sandwiches...

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (53oGX)

225 Somebody better clean the curtains

Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (SnxUt)

226 I did not watch the tape.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2023 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)
........

Planning on eating lunch today, I presume?

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

227 No, no, the theme is that all military men are secretly homos and down to fuck dues on the QT but they also are secret Nazis too.
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True. And they like to discuss the history of Rome.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (pZ64F)

228 sharon(willow's apprentice)

Safe travels !

Posted by: JT at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (T4tVD)

229 225 Somebody better clean the curtains
Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 12:57 PM (SnxUt)

========

"Tear 'em out. Make 'em macho by getting camo curtains!"
-The guys running Bud Light's rehabilitation efforts

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

230 *passes out from giggling*

Posted by: Xi at December 18, 2023 12:58 PM (R4t5M)

231 As distasteful and disrespectful as this gay sex in a Senate conference room is.... You all realize that the WH, Senate and House have been doing this exact same act to us, figuratively, for years.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2023 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

232 Speaking of consequences

All those pro-Hamas White House staffers, were they fired?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (9zh98)

233
May the good Lord help us! Blow Jobs in the White House and Gay Sex in the Senate hearing rooms. Is there no perversion that Democrats won't embrace?
Posted by: TimothyJ


'Verts are wracking their brains trying to come up with equally revolting desecrations cited in the chambers of the House and the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (xG4kz)

234 We were just friends.

Posted by: Ben Cardin at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (woPEM)

235 You have to appreciate Democrats stating that Biden would bring decency back to the White House. We have a President who showers with his daughter, trannies exposing themselves on the White House lawn, fornication in the senate chambers and a First Lady who just promoted a bunch of racist, trannie, haters for Christ's Birthday.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (OZtA4)

236 How the hell did they even get in there? Is there zero security or CCTV cameras?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (DRSnL)

237 "The roughly eight seconds of intercourse allegedly took place in the same room"

I'd argue anal sex is not "intercourse".

Britannica: "Sexual intercourse, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract. If the reproductive act is complete, sperm cells are passed from the male body into the female, in the process fertilizing the female’s egg "

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (Cus5s)

238
sited

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

239 Yo Aidan

txt me

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (wAZ5s)

240 Why don't members of Congress use bookmarks?
They like their pages bent over.

Posted by: Bad Dad at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (JaSdJ)

241
I forget who said it, but I once heard a sassy historian claim the reason British historians' critiques of Caligula are uniquely scathing is because Caligula mostly had sex with women.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2023


***
Well, there was that little flirtation (or more) with his own sister. . . .

Posted by: Suetonius at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

242 They still "looking" for the Pitcher?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (fwDg9)

243 ",,,,and where I live. "

I don't know but I think I would be in trouble if I caught having heterosexual sex on public transit. Never tried it.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (miT2W)

244 235 You have to appreciate Democrats stating that Biden would bring decency back to the White House. We have a President who showers with his daughter, trannies exposing themselves on the White House lawn, fornication in the senate chambers and a First Lady who just promoted a bunch of racist, trannie, haters for Christ's Birthday.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 12:59 PM (OZtA4)

Don't forget Jill's fishnet stockings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (G0bXQ)

245 CCTV?

They still 'don't know' who left that bag of cocaine in the White House...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (9zh98)

246 I hope somebody asks KJP about this at the next presser.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

247
I'm glad she gave you wonderful puppies before she passed.
Posted by: ace

__________

I can't say enough as well about the kindness of the Horde, whose words of sympathy and comfort damn near made me blub.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)

248 If Barney Frank were still in Congress, his official email would be found in this guy's OnlyFans super-subscriber list.

But that list will be held indefinitely in "evidence" right next to the Epstein flight logs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (TzW+Y)

249 Would think by definition it's Sodomy

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (fwDg9)

250 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

... Extraordinary Attorney Woo Young Woo was unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

251 Well, there was that little flirtation (or more) with his own sister. . . .

Dude was pretty awesome wasn't he?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 18, 2023 01:02 PM (XqcwY)

252
I had to let a pet go last year. It was terrible and I still think about him all the time.
------

Lost Mike Hammer's Cat, 19, while I was in the hospital, then my little dog Sophie,18, a month after I got home.

Every now and then a random small noise around the house, or on TV, causes my subconscious, for just a heartbeat to think it is one of them. People who have never had a pet have no idea how attached one can become.

Posted by: Elija at December 18, 2023 01:02 PM (XeU6L)

253 Effluvia is a funny word. I shall endeavor to use it more often.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2023 01:02 PM (FQmDC)

254 remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??

that's just a cute endearing courtship ritual compared to this atrocity

Posted by: kallisto taking a cheezy trip down memory lane at December 18, 2023 01:02 PM (dCxaZ)

255 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

------------

So, Whoopi Goldberg then?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:02 PM (oVCG4)

256 46 -I wonder if he has a problem with child predators
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

Probably pissed that they don't come round, no more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (VtvH6)

You are most likely correct, unfortunately.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Rbu5d)

257 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

"So long and thanks for all the fish." - the dolphins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (9zh98)

258 CCTV?

They still 'don't know' who left that bag of cocaine in the White House...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:00 PM (9zh9

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I forgot all about that. You would think that with all the whining about J6 being the worst thing in the history of ever that things would be more tightly buttoned up over there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

259 I'm betting good monies that there was an audience present at the Senate buttfuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Q4IgG)

260 They need to bring in the black light.
It will probably look like a crime seen in there.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

261 Somebody did some indiscriminate bombing in a Senate conference room?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (woPEM)

262 Who signed the Kraut into the building?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (2yu8s)

263 Did they title this little film of a room romp Love Canal?

Because they should have.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ultra Grateful Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶
@shoveitjack
Ferris Bueller's Gay Boff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (FVME7)

264 This busty, bespectacled blonde thought that Congress was supposed to work on trade deals, not deal in rough trade:
https://is.gd/Un3JHl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (zxP/x)

Finally, some sanity. Thanks Joe Mannix

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (8e0w3)

265 Was the Democrat who lost an election because she posted film of herself screwing on Only Fans being persecuted for whom she loved? Or the one who wanted a "throuple"?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (brAQZ)

266 remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??

---------

Larry Craig.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (oVCG4)

267 You have to appreciate Democrats stating that Biden would bring decency back to the White House. We have a President who showers with his daughter, trannies exposing themselves on the White House lawn, fornication in the senate chambers and a First Lady who just promoted a bunch of racist, trannie, haters for Christ's Birthday.
---
Decency was on the ballot.
And it lost.
Because the "50 Shades of Gray" Book Club was horrified that Trump said "pussy."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (TzW+Y)

268 Would think by definition it's Sodomy
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (fwDg9)
-

Don't be sad. Be happy!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (zvEEc)

269 They need to bring in the black light.
It will probably look like a crime seen in there.


Or a Jackson Pollack picture

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (9zh98)

270 He needs to be treated so cruelly that others will shit their pants with fear if they even THINK of trying it.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:04 PM (sm6Pk)

271 I remember when jock straps used to be for jocks. Now the gays have appropriated them. Daily mail had this twink walking around Folsom street fair in his. Wonder what zombie would say?

Posted by: nckate at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (SnxUt)

272 is that how you spell it? Growing up I would hear the name and Imagined it was "Ru LaLenska." I never saw it in print. Also, I completely forget who the hell this person is/was.

She did the Alberto VO5 shampoo ads back in the '70s

https://youtu.be/lqUxUC8L0aU

which also became a running meme and the subject of more than a few knockoff gags as well:

https://youtu.be/RXosphF3f0E?t=98

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (/HDaX)

273 This is what comes from becoming and Aid.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (pZ64F)

274 As depraved and perverse as we think DC is, it's probably worse.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (miT2W)

275 . . . Lost Mike Hammer's Cat, 19, while I was in the hospital, then my little dog Sophie,18, a month after I got home.

Every now and then a random small noise around the house, or on TV, causes my subconscious, for just a heartbeat to think it is one of them. People who have never had a pet have no idea how attached one can become.
Posted by: Elija at December 18, 2023


***
To this day I think about my late cats, from Arizona (RIP 1999) up through the famous Chekov D. Siberian (RIP 2022). Never will they be forgotten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (J2vNu)

276 I don't remember this episode of schoolhouse rock

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (/6GbT)

277
Without doing the math Ashley didn't pay PA tax on about $200,000 and I'd venture the Feds got stiffed, too. Interesting that they didn't file a lien.

States and Feds share information tighter then the two miscreants in this story. Somebody in PA didn't play along, maybe a PA Governor at the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (enJYY)

278 >>Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)

Condolences, Hadrian.
There are only a few things harder in life than having to say goodbye to the most loyal of friends.


Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (+Rtz8)

279 44 First we wouldn't accept an official who loved other people's luggage and now this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 12:35 PM (FVME7)

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (OX9vb)

280 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE -


"Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

281 They need to bring in the black light.
It will probably look like a crime seen in there.

It would be visible from orbit.

Posted by: Xi at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (R4t5M)

282 @GraduatedBen

The Honorable Judge Rossie Alston Jr., who was appointed to the federal bench by President Trump, has just issued an order HALTING the removal of the Confederate Memorial at Arlington Cemetery.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

283 So we have a foreign national roaming around the Capital with a junior staffer. Congrats Capital Police.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (OZtA4)

284 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

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"F*ck the Japanese and Norwegians!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (FVME7)

285 59 You do know the guy would have retained his job had he not been publicly outed, right?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 18, 2023 12:37 PM (tT6L1)

Fine point: He wasn't outed.
He posted it to X. On a public account.
Not only is he a degerate, he's also stupid.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (Rbu5d)

286 I see a future democrat presidential candidate or secretary of transportation.... maybe both.

Posted by: Tanto Goldstein at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (17s+e)

287 This creepy homo has a reddit account with the username "Barebacktwinkslut" and pics of him naked. His account says "used by my daddies."

This guy was apparently running some faggot OF-like account and trying to leverage his ass for money. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

288 >Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (zxP/x)

Thanks for the palate cleanser. You're a bro.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (xKj+1)

289 218 This busty, bespectacled blonde thought that Congress was supposed to work on trade deals, not deal in rough trade:
https://is.gd/Un3JHl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 12:56 PM (zxP/x)

The stockings are a nice touch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

290
This topic is making me nauseous… like I need a bleach shower. Have we hit rock bottom yet?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


The pit is bottomless.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2023 01:07 PM (63Dwl)

291 I don't remember this episode of schoolhouse rock
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 18, 2023


***
A Very Special Episode of Welcome Back, Kotter

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

292 "Would think by definition it's Sodomy" Posted by: Skip

right, calling it "intercourse" is a sort of attempt to normalize it. It is the bastardization of our language. Next they'll tell us men can have babies ... (oh, wait ...)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

293 Elric Blade

Only Republicans can be held to standards of decorum and propriety.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (9zh98)

294 287 I would imagine those are all high points on the résumé these days...

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (FQmDC)

295 282 @GraduatedBen

The Honorable Judge Rossie Alston Jr., who was appointed to the federal bench by President Trump, has just issued an order HALTING the removal of the Confederate Memorial at Arlington Cemetery.
---------------
Good. Now he can return the Lee's farm to his descendants.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (pZ64F)

296 @GraduatedBen

The Honorable Judge Rossie Alston Jr., who was appointed to the federal bench by President Trump, has just issued an order HALTING the removal of the Confederate Memorial at Arlington Cemetery.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)
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I saw a Tweet that the hired contractor was going to be paid $700,000 for the removal.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (zvEEc)

297 287 This creepy homo has a reddit account with the username "Barebacktwinkslut" and pics of him naked. His account says "used by my daddies."

This guy was apparently running some faggot OF-like account and trying to leverage his ass for money. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

========

I still maintain that it should be illegal for Congress critters to have staff at all, paid or unpaid.

Oh, it's difficult to read 3000 page bills while managing their own schedule and fielding phone calls from constituents?

Don't take the job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

298 250 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

________________

"Hey, where's that THOT with the great rack in all those memes?"

-- The Whale

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

299 How the hell did they even get in there? Is there zero security or CCTV cameras?


==


He blocked the meeting room for the afternoon ??

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (V13WU)

300 remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??
---
How about ol' Bob Packwood?

What a quant, silly little country we were. Where grown men making sexual advances on grown women was a scandal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (TzW+Y)

301 The pit is bottomless.
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It's not really, it just feels like it.

Posted by: Aiden at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (woPEM)

302 This creepy homo has a reddit account with the username "Barebacktwinkslut" and pics of him naked. His account says "used by my daddies."

This guy was apparently running some faggot OF-like account and trying to leverage his ass for money. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)
++++
They probably knew it. And it probably went into the "plus" column on the hiring decision.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (zxP/x)

303 >>This creepy homo has a reddit account with the username "Barebacktwinkslut" and pics of him naked. His account says "used by my daddies."


He was selling ass at 24?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

304 Thank you for asking. We let Delilah go on Friday due to an extremely aggressive tumor in her sinus. She leaves five beautiful puppies who are one month old.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (MoZTd)

Oh, I'm so sorry man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

305 I don't remember this episode of schoolhouse rock
Posted by: A dude in MI

I'm just a bill. a lonely ol' bill,
just getting cornholed here on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: the bill at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (R4t5M)

306 Somebody did some indiscriminate bombing in a Senate conference room?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 01:03 PM (woPEM)

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BREAKING: Biden Calls for Anal Sex Ceasefire on Capitol Hill; Massive Sick-Out Being Organized. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (oVCG4)

307 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE -
*
"Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023


***
We'll probably find, in contrast, they just chatted about work and the weather, how crazy Christmas has gotten, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (J2vNu)

308 302 They probably knew it. And it probably went into the "plus" column on the hiring decision.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (zxP/x)

=========

Someone knew about it. It sounds like his Senator is old and unconnected, the east coast Dianne Feinstein but a bit livelier.

His chief of staff is probably the main culprit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

309 Look it is not like he did a "rusty trombone" in the senate floor.

I see a book deal coming this fudge packer's was.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (17s+e)

310 >>I saw a Tweet that the hired contractor was going to be paid $700,000 for the removal.

Closer to $800,000. And they weren't even doing the removal, they hired a subcontractor to do the actual work.

The company that was hired by the feds is some sort of woke environmental company. Sounds like just another way to launder money.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

311 >>remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??


Larry Craig.

I know a guy who grew up with Craig.
He described old Larry as an Omni-Sexual.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (+Rtz8)

312 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE -

"Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE


And what is with that Captain Ahab guy? What is his PROBLEM?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (CsUN+)

313 ""...I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace.""

And we all know that love is love, so "loving" his job requires that he f*ck in his workplace.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (ou9hh)

314 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)

I'm catching up here and I want to express my sincerest condolences. I know you and Delilah were really attached and losing her so soon after she had puppies probably makes it all the harder.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (/HDaX)

315 I saw a Tweet that the hired contractor was going to be paid $700,000 for the removal.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (zvEEc)

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Holy shit.

I'm sick of these mfer's stealing my history.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (JeYYB)

316 Yuck.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (ytSiK)

317 85...This is just a short list, it could be thousands of bullet points.
Jill was right, decency was on the ballot and the outcome was indecent.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

Good list.
But you forgot the clothes DR Mrs Homewrecker wears.
Talk about indecent!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (Rbu5d)

318 Friends are here from America!

Posted by: Rula Lenska at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (RIvkX)

319 The pope said its all good. So

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (ytSiK)

320 He wasn’t trespassing or parading so no crime was committed.
- DC legal system

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (zZ/ws)

321 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)
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Blow holes.

RATED: ON TOPIC

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (zvEEc)

322 > remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??


I'm sorry but anyone that tone-deaf, no idea how incredibly fun and easy to call him out, needs to get off my team. Well that and soliciting airport buggery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (44ww/)

323 It is not just history they are destroying at Arlington.

They are desecrating the grave of the guy who designed Arlington.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (9zh98)

324 "The Honorable Judge Rossie Alston Jr., who was appointed to the federal bench by President Trump, has just issued an order HALTING the removal of the Confederate Memorial at Arlington Cemetery.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)"

It's a Reconciliation Memorial and on Confederate Memorial Day every president since Theodore Roosevelt has sent a wreath to be place on the monument.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (OZtA4)

325 270 He needs to be treated so cruelly that others will shit their pants with fear if they even THINK of trying it.
Posted by: XTC

Too late for me..

Posted by: Joe Buyed In at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (lZVy/)

326

This Fall on CBS...

CSI: D.C. Special Anal Penetration Division

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (jePQb)

327 My state is on the cutting edge!

Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado

https://tinyurl.com/45bs2wyj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (FVME7)

328 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)
*
I'm catching up here and I want to express my sincerest condolences. I know you and Delilah were really attached and losing her so soon after she had puppies probably makes it all the harder.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023


***
As you said, Hadrian, despite all of Delilah's show awards and ribbons, having those puppies was the most important thing she'll ever do.

Part of her lives on in them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

329 >>Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado


Meta.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (+Rtz8)

330 Too old.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (eYF7X)

331

queers really are the worst of us

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (jePQb)

332 I saw a Tweet that the hired contractor was going to be paid $700,000 for the removal.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (zvEEc)
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Holy shit.

I'm sick of these mfer's stealing my history and my tax dollars.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 18, 2023 01:11 PM (JeYYB)
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FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (zvEEc)

333 The Reconciliation Memorial, as we all know here.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (2yu8s)

334 If we were a Muslim country and tossed the homos off the nearest multistory building.... there would be no one left in DC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (TzW+Y)

335 Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado

Karmic dude...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:14 PM (9zh98)

336 I suppose it's some small consolation that Gaydan Maize-Chernobyl filmed it with one partner rather than blasting it out over an MS Teams meeting in real time.

A *small* consolation.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023 01:14 PM (/HDaX)

337 The Love that Won't Shut the Fuck Up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:14 PM (VbW3c)

338 319 The pope said its all good. So
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (ytSiK)

Speaking of someone whose father needed to beat the shit out of him on a regular basis...

...oh well, his Heavenly Father will have that done to him in the beyond.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:14 PM (sm6Pk)

339 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

***

I read that article over the weekend. It's like saying you barked at your dog and he barked back and then telling people you had a conversation with your dog.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 18, 2023 01:14 PM (wb1YC)

340 Crime is so bad, I pack a gun before I rob a store!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (G0bXQ)

341 This Fall on CBS...

CSI: D.C. Special Anal Penetration Division
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2023


***
A new Star Wars spin-off: The Rebel Alliance Vs. the Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

342 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)


They already had the preachy Star Trek movie about this.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (gmo/4)

343 ... Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (FVME7)
++++
I don't regret leaving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (zxP/x)

344 Sorry to hear Hadrain. It's really hard to lose a good dog.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (17s+e)

345 334 If we were a Muslim country and tossed the homos off the nearest multistory building.... there would be no one left in DC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (TzW+Y)

Second Look at Shari'ah Law?

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (sm6Pk)

346 334 If we were a Muslim country and tossed the homos off the nearest multistory building.... there would be no one left in DC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:13 PM (TzW+Y)

See, there is a bright side to Replacement Theory

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

347 I want a black pope from Africa for a few reasons.

First and foremost is to hear "African American pope" from the media for the next couple of decades.

Secondly, I want him to be accused of internalizing white supremacy because he opposes abortion and gay marriage.

Third, I think he'd rock the red slippers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

348 Lindsey Graham hardest hit. At this rate, he's going to have to establish another social circle.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (dIske)

349 Wait a minute, bub. I knew Rula Lenska. Rula Lenska was a friend of mine. And believe me, you're no Rula Lenska.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (woPEM)

350 RECLAIMING MY TIME!

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (+Rtz8)

351 Star Trek IV was at least a funny movie.

"Well double dumb ass on you!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (9zh98)

352 327 My state is on the cutting edge!

Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado

https://tinyurl.com/45bs2wyj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (FVME7)

Denver is a hole

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

353 343 ... Crime is so bad these armed bandits had their getaway car stolen during a robbery in Colorado ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:12 PM (FVME7)
++++
I don't regret leaving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 01:15 PM (zxP/x)

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Yeah, but in Tennessee, the state's taxes are so low that the state can't pay for basic services like police to keep you safe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

354 Wolfus

The Rebel Alliance vs PAGAN

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (9zh98)

355 Thank God this fag is not involved in the food service industry.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (pZ64F)

356 351 Star Trek IV was at least a funny movie.

"Well double dumb ass on you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (9zh9

Not to mention all the "LDS' Spock did at Berkley...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

357 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

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"Gracie's pregnant."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (N3zMI)

358 356 351 Star Trek IV was at least a funny movie.

"Well double dumb ass on you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (9zh9

Not to mention all the "LDS' Spock did at Berkley...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

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"Hello, computer..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

359 Fa Love Pa!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

360 People have gone to prison for "violating the sanctity of the Congress" by sitting in the Speaker's chair.

Do you think he'll be prosecuted?

---------------

Considering that this is the same room in which people being considered for federal judgeships pretend that they can't define what a woman is, because "I'm not a biologist", I don't think there's much sanctity in that room to violate.

Hell, given the regular goat-fuck that is the Judiciary Committee, this may have been the most location-appropriate venue for this disgusting twink to get hollowed out.

Posted by: Jack Package at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (8LP6B)

361 Yeah, but in Tennessee, the state's taxes are so low that the state can't pay for basic services like police to keep you safe!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)


Oh yeah? Tell that to the cop trailing me down Kingston Pike on the way to Costco this morning!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (/HDaX)

362 Did he clean up with Dick Wipes, or just stuff it back in his pants all gooey?
Be sure to always carry Dick Wipes!

Posted by: Dick Wipes at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

363 " Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

What did they talk about, petunias?

Posted by: fd must be dreaming at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (vFG9F)

364 I want a black pope from Africa for a few reasons.

First and foremost is to hear "African American pope" from the media for the next couple of decades.

Secondly, I want him to be accused of internalizing white supremacy because he opposes abortion and gay marriage.

Third, I think he'd rock the red slippers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

Black and red Air Jordan hi-top originals FTW.

Posted by: Joe Buyed In at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (lZVy/)

365
Yeah, but in Tennessee, the state's taxes are so low that the state can't pay for basic services like police to keep you safe!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01

And all the schools teach nothing but Jesus lessons,

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (zZ/ws)

366 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday

Or Lena Dunham.

Posted by: we'll finally understand the song of her pod at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (ttzpt)

367 MEN ON FILM

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (wtvvX)

368 "20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The "we will meet aliens soon" tactic is always worth a few more million in funding. I think that is why NASA makes such a big deal of it.

"Fantastic find, could prove/indicate life on 'xyz' planet. Need More Funding".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

369 So there I was getting my fudge packed in a senate committee room and this bear gives me a reach around. I'm thinking is this guy a fag or what?

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski at December 18, 2023 01:19 PM (17s+e)

370 Nobody is going to want to sit at that desk again. They are going to have to get all new furniture.

Posted by: fd must be dreaming at December 18, 2023 01:19 PM (vFG9F)

371 They probably knew it. And it probably went into the "plus" column on the hiring decision.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2023 01:09 PM (zxP/x)

Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Ivy League at December 18, 2023 01:19 PM (53oGX)

372 370 Nobody is going to want to sit at that desk again. They are going to have to get all new furniture.
Posted by: fd must be dreaming at December 18, 2023 01:19 PM (vFG9F)

========

"Don't take that desk away! I claim it as mine!"
-Lindsay Graham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

373 Keyboard. How quaint.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

374 12 of the 20 minutes were spent debating the Sopranos finale.

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:20 PM (zZ/ws)

375 Spock, "Ah, the great ones."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:20 PM (9zh98)

376 CTRL+F "busty"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:20 PM (wtvvX)

377 " Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

What did they talk about, petunias?
Posted by: fd must be dreaming at December 18, 2023 01:18 PM (vFG9F)
-

No. Soros district attorneys baleen hardened criminals out of jail.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (zvEEc)

378 Krill me, now.

Posted by: Whale at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (+Rtz8)

379
The problem with reporting any papal announcement is that the reporters are bone ignorant and the subtleties are almost always absent.

The pope said that the individual members of a gay marriage might be blessed, which is much less controversial than what he didn't say, which is that the gay marriage itself was blessed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (MoZTd)

380 Apropos of nothing, the funniest crime story in my town occurred when the convenience store down the street from me was robbed one night. The clerk reported that the perp was wearing a paper sack over his head. Oddly, he noted, the perp only cut one eyehole in the sack.

The police laughed because a one-eyed armed robber had just been released from jail the day before.

One of the shortest crime sprees ever in our town.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (VbW3c)

381 Reason # 603 why I'll never be a Congressman:

I'd troll everyone at the next meeting in that Judiciary Committee meeting room by sporting a bright red Ansell Micro-chem Chemical Resistant Hazmat Suit.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (dIske)

382 This is how NBC reported it... and they got ratioed for it-

NBC News
@NBCNews

Sen. Ben Cardin’s office has parted ways with a staffer who conservative news outlets alleged was shown in a leaked video having sex in a Senate hearing room.

https://tinyurl.com/3d8yc249

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

383 The police laughed because a one-eyed armed robber had just been released from jail the day before.

One of the shortest crime sprees ever in our town.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (VbW3c


I'm dyin here!

ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (G0bXQ)

384 "...was canned." Perfect!

Reportedly, he's a UC Berkley grad. And, another with an environmental background. (Sam Briton lists himself as Co-Founder, Board Chair of Berkeley Earth, among other positions.)

From Heavy dot com (in part): "The first controversy involves accusations from Jewish Congressman Max Miller that Aidan Maese-Czeropski was the staffer who confronted Miller in the Cannon Office Building and said, “Free Palestine.” The second controversy involves accusations relating to a widely circulated video that appears to show a man having sex with another unidentified man in the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing room in Washington D.C. Important hearings are conducted in that room; for example, FBI Director Christopher Wray recently appeared during an FBI oversight hearing, and a hearing on gun violence was held in the room."

Words..."said," "appeared." CBS, 12/16/23: The office of Sen. Ben Cardin said in a two-sentence statement on Saturday that "Aidan Maese-Czeropski is no longer employed by the U.S. Senate." "We will have no further comment on this personnel matter," the statement said.

Personnel matter; he can easily be reassigned.

A trap???

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (GshMh)

385 I'm not really worked up about the staffer holding a committee meeting in someone's ass on the premises. I'm sure it's not the first time someone got fucked in the building, and much worse happens there all the time in terms of general offensiveness. Homo ass yoga befits the dignity of the Senate.

Posted by: cspan, gay pr0n, what's the difference? at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (ttzpt)

386 382 This is how NBC reported it... and they got ratioed for it-

NBC News
@NBCNews

Sen. Ben Cardin’s office has parted ways with a staffer who conservative news outlets alleged was shown in a leaked video having sex in a Senate hearing room.

https://tinyurl.com/3d8yc249
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

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"alleged"

Even in stupid little stories, they're covering for Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

387 One eye?

Hair lip!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

388 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"
.......

Must have been a fluke.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

389 Did he wipe his penis on the draperies?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at December 18, 2023 01:23 PM (Vu7A1)

390 Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention unless you swear every other word.



I didn't realize that AOS was a Star Trek movie!

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

391 382 This is how NBC reported it... and they got ratioed for it-

NBC News
@NBCNews

Sen. Ben Cardin’s office has parted ways with a staffer who conservative news outlets alleged was shown in a leaked video having sex in a Senate hearing room.

https://tinyurl.com/3d8yc249
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

Few people realize that John Chancellor did the Nightly News in assless chaps.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (wtvvX)

392 Look people we are going to have to up our game!

Posted by: EPA Wall SHitters at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (17s+e)

393 Conservatives alleged. Did they pounce though?

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (zZ/ws)

394 I feel his pain... just not exactly like he feels it.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (PwP1X)

395 New look at Mabriel Galor....

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (X0I7i)

396 387 One eye?

Hair lip!
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

__________________________

(shakes head)...you messed it up. "Would I? Would I?"

HAIR LIP!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (dIske)

397 390 I didn't realize that AOS was a Star Trek movie!

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

========

I still want Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

398 How about some "Girls on Film"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:25 PM (9zh98)

399
395 New look at Mabriel Galor....
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (X0I7i)

No.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 01:25 PM (G0bXQ)

400 395 New look at Mabriel Galor....
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (X0I7i)

Speaking of someone whose father didn't beat him enough...

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:25 PM (sm6Pk)

401 "alleged"

Even in stupid little stories, they're covering for Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
-

You overlooked "leaked video."

The creep himself made it available.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:26 PM (zvEEc)

402 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"
.......

Must have been a fluke.
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2023


***
Plesae tell me it was a SPERM whale!

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski at December 18, 2023 01:26 PM (J2vNu)

403 All I can say is that yet another PowerPoint slide is added for Staffer orientation about what not to do at work.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 18, 2023 01:26 PM (4olE8)

404 The police laughed because a one-eyed armed robber had just been released from jail the day before.

One of the shortest crime sprees ever in our town.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:21 PM (VbW3c
I'm dyin here!
ROFL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 18, 2023 01:22 PM (G0bXQ)

Say what you will, but that guy is probably better than half of those who represent us in DC

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 18, 2023 01:26 PM (8e0w3)

405 398 How about some "Girls on Film"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:25 PM (9zh9

High-cut one-piece FOR THE WIN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:27 PM (wtvvX)

406 That's quite enough on the Senate Spelunking Spectacle.

HarRUMPf.

Posted by: Laydee Lindsay at December 18, 2023 01:27 PM (lZVy/)

407 Isn't it against Federal Law to fire a leaker?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:27 PM (+Rtz8)

408 397 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

The directive is PRIME MotherFUCKER!

//Captain Sam Jackson of the U.S.S. Watts

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:27 PM (X0I7i)

409 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The blue whale song is the loudest biologically generated sound on earth.
.......

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:28 PM (miT2W)

410 I'm starting to understand Lot's wife. If an angel of destruction was sent to level this new Sodom and Gomorrah....you know..you just have to turn around and watch. Maybe giggle a bit too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2023 01:28 PM (VwHCD)

411 >>(shakes head)...you messed it up. "Would I? Would I?"

>>HAIR LIP!!!

I was being topical. It's a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

412 409 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The blue whale song is the loudest biologically generated sound on earth.
.......

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:28 PM (miT2W)

If you don't count Lena Dunham's farts...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

413 400 Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:25 PM (sm6Pk)

The thing is Mabe won, the world is far closer to his dark desires than mine.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (X0I7i)

414 >>Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"


Sad Whale, Baby...

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (+Rtz8)

415 Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right up Santa Claus lane
Pooper shooter, hooter scooter
it's not all the same

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right up Santa Claus lane

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (2Uz6i)

416 408 397 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

The directive is PRIME MotherFUCKER!

//Captain Sam Jackson of the U.S.S. Watts
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:27 PM (X0I7i)

======

Heh.

The script was completely written and was apparently set on the gangster planet from the original series. Full on gangster Star Trek with Chris Pine as Kirk.

It didn't happen for a few reasons, probably biggest because Tarantino didn't want it to be his tenth and last film. He says he only wants to make ten total.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

417 Tarantino Trek

The Bride as Captain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (9zh98)

418 How about some "Girls on Film"

Sumo wrestler looks like Artie Lange.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (R4t5M)

419 Someone above asked " Who names their kid Aidan?" It's an Irish name. Aidan was an Irish Saint and a heck of a lot more interesting and admirable than the Senate aide clown who sounds like he was also doing a gay Only Fans type of thing.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8m5r6t

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (J6dkx)

420 It's "HARE LIP", people!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

421 The biggest crime in our town was a bank robbery and shootout. It was well planned as we only had three police cars and the perps reported a accident and fire at the other end of town so all three cars rushed over there.

Unfortunately, the stoned getaway driver freaked out and left the other two robbers in the bank. They came out and attempted to flee on foot. One was catch quickly, iirc, but the other fled into a giant gully in town and then decided to shoot it out with the police. As I was told by one of the police involved, they fired hundreds of shots at the robber and managed to hit him with one buckshot pellet in the thumb, and he fell over dead.

Apparently he was so pumped on coke or meth, I don't remember which, he died of a heart attack.

Not much happens here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (VbW3c)

422 He looks like David Hoggs’s gayer older brother

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (zZ/ws)

423 413 The thing is Mabe won, the world is far closer to his dark desires than mine.
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (X0I7i)

Because nobody ever beat the shit out of him and people with the same dark desires.

Bring back cruel, mean, take-no-shit fathers.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (sm6Pk)

424 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The blue whale song is the loudest biologically generated sound on earth.


Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
*dons sunglasses*

Posted by: Blue Whale at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (CsUN+)

425 How do we know he didn't invent it?
====
Aah. The Great Ones.
====
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (2yu8s)

426 Lott's wife was up with the program.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (2Uz6i)

427 416 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

Tarantino is...

anyhow "I only have one more film in me!" is a neat look....

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (X0I7i)

428
Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE


They were shortchanged! I've heard that Lena Dunham will grant an interview for much more time than 20 minutes ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (xG4kz)

429 Set on Iota?

Nyota "Thumper" Uhura disapproves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (9zh98)

430
Was it a Jersey whale, 'cause I think I spotted him at the last debates bitchin' 'cause no one asked him any questions.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (enJYY)

431 Is this the freak with the fingernails in that one video?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (cRrcX)

432 I'll bet that Sens. Cruz, Cotton, Kennedy, and Blackburn raised hell with Durbin. I'll also bet Durbin put on his shocked-but-I-really-don't-care face. That is if he didn't laugh out loud.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (fP9ZL)

433 Aidan was one of the most popular names for boys in the 2000 and 2010s

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:31 PM (zZ/ws)

434 423 Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:30 PM (sm6Pk)

My generation has a lot to answer for, we were the ones who changed the society to be "more fair" by standing up to the men we looked up to and saying "be more inclusive."

I am not looking forward to my comeuppance in the afterlife.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:32 PM (X0I7i)

435 Tarantino

Try to make ten GOOD films huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:33 PM (9zh98)

436 421 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (VbW3c)

John Dillinger robbed a bank in a little town back home called "New Carlisle" the bank building still has bullet holes from it.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:33 PM (X0I7i)

437 9th most popular boy name in 2010 and 2011. Lotsa Aidans out there.

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:33 PM (zZ/ws)

438 ____. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??___

He was vetted and approved by Cory Booker and Lindsay Graham

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 18, 2023 01:33 PM (9yUzE)

439 434 My generation has a lot to answer for, we were the ones who changed the society to be "more fair" by standing up to the men we looked up to and saying "be more inclusive."

I am not looking forward to my comeuppance in the afterlife.
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2023 01:32 PM (X0I7i)

Humans were designed to fail their Heavenly Father.

But he's had eternity to think of how to punish us all.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (sm6Pk)

440
Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday


Just like how inducing unnatural and far-reaching mutations that boosted lethality in bat viruses helped us prepare for that it-may-never-occur-time when such changes happen naturally in bat virus populations!

Right, fellers? Looking out for us, you always are!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (xG4kz)

441 Kevin Spacey doesn't bang the underaged cheerleader for reasons. Nothing in the film says that he shouldn't do it, or that he would be bad for doing it. He just doesn't do it because the screenwriter (Alan Ball) understood that having him do it would make him unappealing to audiences.

It's weird how a moralistic tale written by a gay man is only limited by how much mass audiences will accept instead of an actual moral boundary.
===
TBF. I didn't want to bang the teenage cheerleader girl.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (BQRhR)

442 Wow. US Steel to be acquired by Nippon Steel.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7wf5ac

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

443 409 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The blue whale song is the loudest biologically generated sound on earth.
.......

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:28 PM (miT2W)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (5fDan)

444 "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."

----

That's the real news here. Not that this limp biscuit has gay sex, or that he has it at work. The news is, he doesn't think getting his body fluids, brown and red and otherwise, all over somebody else's workspace is "disrespect."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (dGCAG)

445 John Dillinger robbed a bank in a little town back home called "New Carlisle" the bank building still has bullet holes from it.

The Hickam Hilton, aka PACAF HQ, still has bullet holes from December 7th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:34 PM (9zh98)

446
Is this the freak with the fingernails in that one video?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


No. Different genus and species of freak.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:35 PM (xG4kz)

447 Well, I'll be go to hell!

FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:35 PM (FVME7)

448 I doubt much getting goes on for congressional staffers. They’re all nieces or nephews of donors aren’t they?

Posted by: Montec at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (zZ/ws)

449 Sort of funny that I just binge watched Season 11 of American Horror Story:NYC, about the homos in NYC set in AIDS 1981.

Of course, along with the ghey, they implied that AIDS and Lyme disease are a gubmint plot to 'weaponize ticks'.

LOL.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (ufFY8)

450 >>FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration


They needed to study the effectiveness of Walls.

Fucking unbelievable.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (+Rtz8)

451 Gee, hope our Gaylord senate staffer doesn't wind up with an exploding colon....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

452 447 Well, I'll be go to hell!

FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:35 PM (FVME7)

========

"Proof that the federal bureaucracy is invested with righties who worship Trump."
-DU, 99.999% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

453 We're all being fucked in the Capitol every single day.

Posted by: Dingbat at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (jXGfJ)

454 The United States Capitol Police launched a probe into potential criminal violations after the video began circulating.

I think people are misinterpreting this statement - they are not investigating the Capital Twink, but the conservative journalists who reported this long-term gaylationship.

Posted by: Candidus at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (Ya7DW)

455 Israelis Iron Dome intercepts missles fired at(apparently) the Al Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount. Hamas is getting desperate. They will destroy their own sacred site and blame it on Israel. The world will buy it, especially the world of Islam.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (hxBa/)

456 Maese-Czeropski
____________

That's not a name. That's a computer password.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (lf83v)

457 312 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE -

"Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE

And what is with that Captain Ahab guy? What is his PROBLEM?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 01:10 PM (CsUN+)

We'd really like another mind meld with Spock.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (Rbu5d)

458 450 >>FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration


They needed to study the effectiveness of Walls.

Fucking unbelievable.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (+Rtz

YOU MEAN THEY'RE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN MASKS??!?!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

459 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE - and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday"

The blue whale song is the loudest biologically generated sound on earth.
.......
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 18, 2023 01:28 PM (miT2W)

Related, I think some of those people who have electronic keyboards set up to play audio of their thoughts, because they are hooked up to a wheelchair and can't speak... the keyboards are making shite up.

I'm not saying Stephen Hawking was an imbecile, but I am saying I don't think every "word" buzzed from his machine was his actual thoughts.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (dGCAG)

460 "At least in the end there will be only chaos, so I've heard."

Dude, you don't have to hear about it! Just check the video! Chaos in th' end, for sure!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (zSyrn)

461 438 ____. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??___


Anyway ? You mean because

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (n2vyf)

462 Four Top “Body Positivity” Influencers Dead Before 45

-
Are they positive?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (FVME7)

463 Wow. US Steel to be acquired by Nippon Steel.
________

Everything is proceeding as planned.

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

464 What's "love" got to do with it?
Next, s/he/it was born this way.
Then, his ass identifies as Cumdumpster Harris' throat.

Nunya Business would be respectable,
But not when you post your degenerate perversions for all to see.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (cOq4q)

465
Tarantino is...

anyhow "I only have one more film in me!" is a neat look....

Posted by: sven


Then we are free to fill him with quick cure concrete and set him aside in dusty corner of a Hollywood sound stage, right?

I'm pretty sure that clause is in his "... only N films ..." contract.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (xG4kz)

466 M@e$e_C7er0psk1

Now it is a password

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (9zh98)

467 Willow Time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (ragkl)

468 Maese-Czeropski
____________

That's not a name. That's a computer password.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (lf83v)

Aiden Man-Syrupski

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (dGCAG)

469 463 Wow. US Steel to be acquired by Nippon Steel.
________

Everything is proceeding as planned.

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

Japs playing the loooooong game...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

470

Weird.
Did they look up the definition of barriers in the dictionary first?

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (IFNME)

471 438 ____. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??___
_________

The fact that he demanded a cavity search at the Senate Security Checks should have been a clue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

472 456 Maese-Czeropski
____________

That's not a name. That's a computer password.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2023 01:37 PM (lf83v)

__________________

Maese-CzeCOCKski

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

473 Wow. US Steel to be acquired by Nippon Steel.
________

Everything is proceeding as planned.

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

Japs playing the loooooong game...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:39 PM (wtvvX)


Won't be steel any longer! But some crap composite with junk inferior materials

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2023 01:40 PM (ragkl)

474 Nippon said Monday that it will honor all collective bargaining agreements in place with the United Steelworkers and other employees ...

The United Steelworkers International, however, pushed back immediately against the deal.


Yup, and as soon as those bloated contracts are up for renewal, the UAW is going to find out what their actual value is. They never learn.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 01:40 PM (CsUN+)

475 465 Maese-Czeropski
____________

That's not a name. That's a computer password.


i think you've confused it with "Ma3s3-Cz3r0psk!"

Posted by: anachronda at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (oY6Yp)

476 A rent boy staff-er in the Senate.
What a shock.
Who/how many did he service "on the job?"
I notice there's been no outrage from the GOPe, just a couple of the regular whackobirds. Wonder why?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (izj35)

477 M@e$e_C7er0psk1

Now it is a password
Posted by: Anna Puma
_________

Very Strong

Posted by: Password Evaluator at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (lf83v)

478 461 438 ____. Did nobody in the Senate vet this guy?? Or did they know and hired him anyway??___

----
Anyway ? You mean because
Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (n2vyf)

Sam Brinton has entered the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (dGCAG)

479 The United Steelworkers International, however, pushed back immediately against the deal.
_________

That's cute.

Posted by: Japanese Trillions at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (lf83v)

480 Tarantino Star Wars.

"Sure, Chewie Rocky Horror got a bad hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookiee."

"On the night of the fight, a slight sting you may feel. Fucking with you, the Dark Side is. Fuck the Dark Side. Only hurts, it does, never helps."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 18, 2023 01:42 PM (ScR16)

481 455 Israelis Iron Dome intercepts missles fired at(apparently) the Al Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount. Hamas is getting desperate. ....
...
Posted by: Sock Monkey
========

They should have let them blow it up.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:42 PM (2Uz6i)

482 Now that's thinking outside the box and inside the coffin!

Attendees at Islamic Convention Featuring Hamas Leaders Claim War Would End If Nuclear-armed Pakistan Threatened Israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7)

483 Transparent aluminum.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 18, 2023 01:42 PM (2yu8s)

484 Won't be steel any longer! But some crap composite with junk inferior materials
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2023 01:40 PM (ragkl)

Vehicles currently assembled in Japan would suggest otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:43 PM (dGCAG)

485
I didn't want to bang the teenage cheerleader girl.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey

__________

No, he wanted to bang the quarterback.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:43 PM (MoZTd)

486 Israelis Iron Dome intercepts missles fired at(apparently) the Al Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount. Hamas is getting desperate. ....
...
Posted by: Sock Monkey
========

They should have let them blow it up.


Hamas obviously would have blamed the missile strike on Israel.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

487 If you don't count Lena Dunham's farts...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

She's a piker.
--J. F'n Kerry, probably.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 18, 2023 01:43 PM (Rbu5d)

488 "I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace."

Off-the-clock, not in pay status?

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (GshMh)

489 476 A rent boy staff-er in the Senate.
What a shock.
Who/how many did he service "on the job?"
I notice there's been no outrage from the GOPe, just a couple of the regular whackobirds. Wonder why?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2023 01:41 PM (izj35)
______

I have always though that 80% of these "staffers" are little more than rent-boys and -girls for the powers that be. They get cushy, prestigious jobs and make good connections . . . in exchange for sucking a lot of dick and taking it up the ass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

490 The Pittsburgh Samurais

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

491 >>"Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE


"And would you quit murdering us with your offshore wind farm development, ffs? You's think 200+ dead whales would catch SOMEONE"S attention?!?!?"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (izj35)

492 Which half of his name is the queer?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (KiBMU)

493 476 A rent boy staff-er in the Senate.
What a shock.
Who/how many did he service "on the job?"
I notice there's been no outrage from the GOPe, just a couple of the regular whackobirds. Wonder why?

Posted by: Lizzy
----------

McConnell thought he was OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (2Uz6i)

494 I didn't want to bang the teenage cheerleader girl.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey

__________

No, he wanted to bang the quarterback.


Which is even more confusing these days since the quarterback has "transitioned" to a cheerleader girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 18, 2023 01:45 PM (dZVON)

495 458 450 >>FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration

They needed to study the effectiveness of Walls.

Fucking unbelievable.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2023 01:36 PM (+Rtz

YOU MEAN THEY'RE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN MASKS??!?!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

YES!

Posted by: Hector sitting on the Wall of Troy at December 18, 2023 01:45 PM (xaFKb)

496 Not great, but OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:45 PM (2Uz6i)

497 500-ish

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 18, 2023 01:45 PM (N3zMI)

498 Gonna be 500 soon

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (n2vyf)

499 You're first
I'm last
You're thirst
I'm asked to justify
Killing our last heaven beast
Don't hunt the whale

In beauty
Vision
Do we
Offer much
If we reason with destiny, gonna lose our touch
Don't kill the whale

Dig it, dig it

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (VbW3c)

500 "Cool it with the damn harpoons wouldja?" - the WHALE

--------
"And would you quit murdering us with your offshore wind farm development, ffs? You's think 200+ dead whales would catch SOMEONE"S attention?!?!?"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (izj35)

"And another thing... that Brendan Fraser movie.... Gay."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (dGCAG)

501 YES!
Posted by: Hector sitting on the Wall of Troy at December 18, 2023 01:45 PM (xaFKb)
-----------
Pssst. Protect your throat.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (ScR16)

502 If you don't count Lena Dunham's farts...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2023 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

She's a piker.
--J. F'n Kerry, probably.


Pull my finger

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (Vu7A1)

503 Hamas obviously would have blamed the missile strike on Israel.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2023 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

-------------

But nobody would ever believe or parrot the fully discredited Hamas.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (I9+Mi)

504 Hattori Hanzo Pirates

Posted by: Japanese Trillions at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (lf83v)

505
I have always though that 80% of these "staffers" interns, graduate students and personal assistants are little more than rent-boys and -girls for the powers that be.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (MoZTd)

506 498 Gonna be 500 soon
Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (n2vyf
_______________

Gay sex apparently brings all the comments to the yard . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

507 Hamas obviously would have blamed the missile strike on Israel.

Posted by: Archimedes a
-------------

They could also blame them for not letting them build it back.
[better]

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:47 PM (2Uz6i)

508
Rejoice
They sing
They worship their own space
In a moment of love, they will die for their grace
Don't kill the whale

If time will allow
We will judge all who came
In the wake of our new age to stand for the frail
Don't kill the whale

Dig it

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 18, 2023 01:47 PM (VbW3c)

509 Pssst. Protect your throat.

"What about my heel you heel!" Achilles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2023 01:47 PM (9zh98)

510 >>> Well, I'll be go to hell!

FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

I would think that machinegunning all in the next pack that crosses would be more effective.
There is only one to know for sure...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 18, 2023 01:47 PM (cOq4q)

511 Now that's thinking outside the box and inside the coffin!

Attendees at Islamic Convention Featuring Hamas Leaders Claim War Would End If Nuclear-armed Pakistan Threatened Israel
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

As I said, they are desperate and their intentions are to inflame the Islamic world. Wonder if we will hear any noise from the WH regarding this obvious attempt?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 18, 2023 01:48 PM (hxBa/)

512 But nobody would ever believe or parrot the fully discredited Hamas.

Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (I9+Mi)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You said funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:48 PM (dGCAG)

513 FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration
_________

Fire him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

514 >Reuters, 5 days ago —Nations strike deal at COP28 to transition away from fossil ...

Representatives from nearly 200 countries agreed at the COP28 climate summit on Wednesday to begin reducing global consumption of fossil ...

>BBC Today, Oil giant BP has announced it is pausing all shipments of oil through the Red Sea after recent attacks on vessels by Houthi rebels.

The firm blamed the "deteriorating security situation" in the region as Iran-backed Houthis target ships they believe are bound for Israel.

Many freight firms have suspended journeys as the attacks continue.

More...

Timing

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 18, 2023 01:49 PM (GshMh)

515 I have always though that 80% of these "staffers" are little more than rent-boys and -girls for the powers that be. They get cushy, prestigious jobs and make good connections . . . in exchange for sucking a lot of dick and taking it up the ass.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

Back in the early 80s I knew a kid who moved to DC, he started as a page.

Kid looked like a "mini me" Jack Kemp.

And yes, I found out later he played for the other team.

Posted by: browndog looking askance at your "snow" at December 18, 2023 01:49 PM (TTAGa)

516 --J. F'n Kerry

Piker

Posted by: Jerry "Nads" Nadler at December 18, 2023 01:49 PM (Vu7A1)

517 Kicking them when they're down.

Union Authorizes Potential Strike Against Bud Light Maker

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

518 The whales had a request:

https://youtu.be/s95mEchLZEA

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 18, 2023 01:50 PM (dZVON)

519 Which half of his name is the queer?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (KiBMU)

------------

Embrace the digital power of *AND*.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 18, 2023 01:50 PM (I9+Mi)

520 513 FOIA: Homeland Security Watchdog Concludes Barriers Most Effective at Curbing Illegal Immigration
_________

Fire him.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

========

"We would have had the wall without the racist Trump inflaming the issue!"
-DU in a week, 43% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 18, 2023 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

521 Ukraine´s military chief said Monday that a covert listening device was found in one of the offices where he works, and hinted without elaborating that bugs were detected in other locations.

Army Cmdr. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi commented to local media about Sunday´s revelation by Ukraine´s Security Service that during a routine sweep a bug was found in a room he used. The device wasn´t working, the agency said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

522 Maybe this Czeropski is the Pole Biden was referring to when he told that reporter he was looking at the wrong polls.

Posted by: Wally at December 18, 2023 01:51 PM (hqVaF)

523 Army Cmdr. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi commented to local media about Sunday´s revelation by Ukraine´s Security Service that during a routine sweep a bug was found in a room he used. The device wasn´t working, the agency said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

Put there by his own "side" I bet

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (n2vyf)

524 521 Army Cmdr. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi commented to local media about Sunday´s revelation by Ukraine´s Security Service that during a routine sweep a bug was found in a room he used. The device wasn´t working, the agency said.

i blame agile

Posted by: anachronda at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (oY6Yp)

525 Kid looked like a "mini me" Jack Kemp.

And yes, I found out later he played for the other team.
Posted by: browndog looking askance at your "snow" at December 18, 2023 01:49 PM (TTAGa)

The Chargers???

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

526 America, welcome your new overlords:

https://tinyurl.com/uv9xkh77

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (zvEEc)

527 >BBC Today, Oil giant BP has announced it is pausing all shipments of oil through the Red Sea after recent attacks on vessels by Houthi rebels.

The firm blamed the "deteriorating security situation" in the region as Iran-backed Houthis target ships they believe are bound for Israel.

Many freight firms have suspended journeys as the attacks continue.

More...

Timing

Posted by: L -
--------------------

We've got 5, five ships there shooting down Houthi missiles.
Who's going to be pissed off if we blow them off the map?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (2Uz6i)

528
The question that we all want someone with balls to ask at the next WH press briefing:

"How many times has the President spit into Aiden Pimento-Cheese's mouth, Karine?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2023 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

529 519 Which half of his name is the queer?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 18, 2023 01:44 PM (KiBMU)

------------

Embrace the digital power of *AND*.


phrasing?

Posted by: stinkyfinger mcgee at December 18, 2023 01:53 PM (oY6Yp)

530 The Chargers???

Wide receiver?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at December 18, 2023 01:54 PM (Vu7A1)

531 New one.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (N3zMI)

532 Scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a WHALE


And the whale was left dumber by the experience.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (VwHCD)

533 526 America, welcome your new overlords:

https://tinyurl.com/uv9xkh77

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
-------------------

Funny, there are many Americans waiting for them to stick their heads up.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (2Uz6i)

534 You boys don't come to the hearing room for the hearings.....

Posted by: The Bear at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (BQRhR)

535 Whoa, up in the 500+ comments. People either really talky today or a new thread due soon. To much to read the comments, I'll just wait.

Posted by: From about that Time at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (4780s)

536 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

537 Stephen Moore: It’s Time for the Fed to Ditch the Most Lame-Brained Theory in Economics

-
Really, dude? I mean there's a lot to choose from.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (FVME7)

538 Nood AI

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2023 01:55 PM (53oGX)

539 439-

No, XTC. Humans beings were not set up to fail by their heavenly Father. They were given free will because God didn't want automatons. God is not your like your human fallible father:

https://tinyurl.com/4864dpph

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2023 01:56 PM (RSbhh)

540 Army Cmdr. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi commented to local media about Sunday´s revelation by Ukraine´s Security Service that during a routine sweep a bug was found in a room he used. The device wasn´t working, the agency said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

Put there by his own "side" I bet
Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (n2vyf)

Well, if your Uke War "how this ends" office pool has an option for "Military Coup," you'd do well to select that one.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:56 PM (dGCAG)

541 As has no doubt been noted, isn't it a marvel that *none* of the cameras installed after J6 caught this guy getting totally naked and having sex on a table in full view/perfect light for self-video?!?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2023 01:56 PM (izj35)

542 We've got 5, five ships there shooting down Houthi missiles.
Who's going to be pissed off if we blow them off the map?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (2Uz6i)

Teheran, mostly. Since they conduit them there, probably give training\tech training, maybe even some guidance assistance, its a fairly cheap way to poke at the eagle...
They also have that treaty with Russia about aggression against them, kinda fat with cash, and know the WH is feckless\braindead, so they're plenty squirrely

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at December 18, 2023 01:57 PM (zL/eJ)

543 The Chargers???
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

Very good...

***golf clap***

Posted by: zombie Lou Saban at December 18, 2023 02:00 PM (TTAGa)

544 Sooo.... he does the mambo on the table in the hearing room - did they at least make him clean up his debris? Reset the chairs back properly? Turn off the lights when he was done?

Geez, even our basic trainee privates know these...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at December 18, 2023 02:02 PM (zL/eJ)

545 remember the senator who got hounded out of office for tapping a dude's foot under the rest room stall??
---
How about ol' Bob Packwood?

What a quant, silly little country we were. Where grown men making sexual advances on grown women was a scandal.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 18, 2023 01:08 PM (TzW+Y)

Packwood was a fool and no friend to conservative issues. He thought by supporting all sorts of liberal causes he could insulate himself from problems and it worked right up until the day the Dems didn't think they needed him any more and he was out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2023 02:05 PM (eoQWY)

546 Ukraine´s military chief said Monday that a covert listening device was found in one of the offices where he works, and hinted without elaborating that bugs were detected in other locations.

Army Cmdr. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi commented to local media about Sunday´s revelation by Ukraine´s Security Service that during a routine sweep a bug was found in a room he used. The device wasn´t working, the agency said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

An assistant to some high ranking general was blown up by a grenade bomb a few weeks ago. Kiev is becoming its own war zone these days. The rats are chewing on each other before leaving the sinking ship.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2023 02:07 PM (eoQWY)

547 Well, if your Uke War "how this ends" office pool has an option for "Military Coup," you'd do well to select that one.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2023 01:56 PM (dGCAG)

You need to be more specific: Military coup sponsored by the US and EU, or Military Coup against the US and EU.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2023 02:09 PM (eoQWY)

548 I have always though that 80% of these "staffers" interns, graduate students and personal assistants are little more than rent-boys and -girls for the powers that be.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 01:46 PM (MoZTd)

There's a reason Elon Musk could fire 90 percent of the staff at Twitter with no loss in function, and then found out he hadn't fired enough people.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2023 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

549 The Babylon Bee is having a good time with the topic du jour.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2023 02:22 PM (rj6Yv)

550 Comedia Chrissy Mayr has coined the work "Insurrectum."

Posted by: Jim Rose at December 18, 2023 02:57 PM (miqrx)

551 304 Thank you for asking. We let Delilah go on Friday due to an extremely aggressive tumor in her sinus. She leaves five beautiful puppies who are one month old.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2023 12:51 PM (MoZTd)

My sincere condolences on Delilah's passing. I saw her picture that you posted a while back, and she was beautiful. Her gift to you of her lovely puppies is a blessing and I'm sure you will take great care of them.

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at December 18, 2023 02:59 PM (9BIt9)

552 Is he pregnant yet?

Posted by: Flightrisk at December 18, 2023 03:18 PM (nVkZc)

553 reported: "...who i love..."

what he actually said: "...what i love..."

Posted by: uglykidmoe at December 18, 2023 05:36 PM (D004a)

554 All the articles I have read about the pervert in the Senate conference room have left out one thing.................just who was the other person????
Why is his identity being hidden???

Posted by: Sergeant Major at December 18, 2023 07:36 PM (hM+Ep)

555 When I called for a thorough investigation of the Senate Democrat Anal Sex Crisis, this is not what I expected. Go to the Supreme Court and ask them if you can have anal sex on their desks. But nooo, you have to assume that because it is the Senate Judiciary Room that anal sex is okay. Next you will be saying that coke in the White House is okay. But there are a multitude of laws against coke in the White House, as there are preventing sodomy in restricted government areas.
Another way to look at is if a Republican put his feet up on a desk in a restricted area would he be prosecuted? Yes, and he would be convicted for at least 5 years. But it is okay for a Democrat to have anal sex in a restricted area?

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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