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Chris Cuomo saw the 45 minute montage of Hamas atrocities:

Christopher C. Cuomo
@ChrisCuomo

Today I was among the journalists who have attended a private screening of the raw footage of October 7th and I want to express to you what I saw since it's not been made public. It's been a very heavy day. A decision was made that Jews are less than human, and treated that way in words and deeds... now know that's exactly the message Hamas sent on purpose -- at scale. I wasn't aware of that before. I saw bodies were burned but I did not understand or appreciate how intentional the effort was -- they did it methodically, you hear it in the voices, the commands the ease, the excitement of finding and mutilating victims.

In the video I linked above, Cuomo points out that Hamas is deliberately, intentionally, methodically burning Jews (both living and dead) to replicate the ovens of the Holocaust.

As for the burning of dead bodies, a utilitarian might say, ah, the body is dead, what does it matter? We cremate the dead anyway. Yes, but as Cuomo say, this is an insight into Hamas' mindset, the utter dehumanization of Jews in their minds and the complete lack of value of Jewish life, and an important clue to future intentions if ever they should have power equal to their hatred and savagery.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm recommending this Chris Cuomo video.

Twitchy has rounded up the lefties' shriekings. But what about the 63 million Palestinian babies the Israelis have publicly executed!!!

One of the most potent self-reinforcing parts of woke ideology is its commitment to the idea that Reality Is What You Pretend It Is. They've created a "reality" based on a fucking song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. That means they can make up whatever fantastical political lie they want when they need it, and that lie has, according to the precepts of their crude demonic philosophy, exactly as much reality as actual reality has. If you object that something some fucking idiot just made up is not as valid and real as an established fact that has a physical basis in tangible reality, they accuse you of mansplaining and Centering White Experience and attempting to colonize them with White Supremacist Logic while denigrating "ways of knowing" open only to minorities, women, gays, and trans folx.

I missed this -- Eric Swalwell arranged fellow whorebanger Hunter Biden's Capitol Hill steps testimony-dodging speech, meaning that Swalwell, technically a member of Congress, schemed with a man to help him defy an order of Congress.

A member of the Oversight Committee wants to discipline him.

So, you had a member of Congress helping someone who is blowing off a Congressional subpoena. At the very least, Swalwell seems to be serving Hunter Biden rather than his obligations to Congress and the law. That could be a bit of a problem for Swalwell, who was chucked off the House Intelligence Committee for his relationship with a woman believed to be a Chinese operative. Funny how he's helping the Bidens, who are being investigated over alleged corruption connected to the Chinese.

Now, Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ) says that they are going to hold Hunter Biden in contempt, but that they should probably pursue a contempt action against Swalwell as well.

" We're going to vote to hold him in contempt. We probably need to vote Eric Swalwell in contempt, because the rumor is that Mr. Swalwell aided and abetted him by setting up his facilities so he could have his [press] conference across the way."

And then vote to expel him. (That takes a 2/3rds vote. Santos was only voted out because Republicans are cowards desperate for the approval of the Cool Kids Liberals.)

Bidenomics: Mortgage payments on a new home have risen 90% under Joe Biden.

The dream of owning a home in America is slipping farther away for many, with average monthly mortgage payments now nearly double what they were at the start of the Biden administration.

As interest rates surge above 7% and housing prices continue their ascent, aspiring buyers are confronted with one of the most unaffordable markets in recent memory.

Recent analysis indicates that opting to rent might make more financial sense, with average new leases ringing in at $1,000 less per month than the cost of home loans.

The landscape is bleak, prompting experts to advise potential buyers against waiting for a market shift and instead bracing for an extended period of higher interest rates.

Data from real estate investment firm CBRE illustrates a stark reality: average monthly payments on a new home soared to $3,322 in the third quarter of this year, marking a staggering 90% increase since late 2020 when it hovered at just $1,746 before Biden took office.

This analysis, centered on a $430,000 home with a 30-year mortgage, considering a 10% down payment, underscores the gravity of the situation.

But Raggedy Android says that Joe's working hard to reduce those "junk fees" for overweight airline luggage, so that should all wash out with your nearly-doubled mortgage payments.

Pfizer's stock is falling as people are skipping the nth booster.

Pfizer's shares are plunging downwards to their worst performance in over a decade after the pharmaceutical giant put out a stark warning about its projected revenue as hysteria over the Covid-19 outbreak continues to wane.

Recent financial results and projections alike have not fared well for Pfizer; shares dropped 8 percent on Thursday morning, and the company has lost $140 billion in market cap this year alone.

Pfizer projects that revenue could fall next year and has put out a 2024 guidance that is below analyst expectations, according to a new report by The Wall Street Journal.

As The Journal notes, such a warning brings grave concerns for Wall Street as to how Pfizer will be able to create new sources of sales growth. Such a situation sets up a hefty challenge for Chief Executive Officer Albert Bourla to overcome.

While Bourla's Pfizer enjoyed a strong financial performance during the Covid-19 outbreak, with its Comirnaty shots and Paxlovid drugs bringing in tens of billions of dollars in sales, decreased interest has now stung the pharmaceutical giant.

Merry Season of Death!

Vivek was part of a Twitter live spaces and ducked out to take a leak. But he left his microphone on. Jack Posobiec is going to analyze the sound of his urine stream to determine if he's got the Alpha Flow you want and need in a leader (and this is all totes heterosexual you guys).

Another deliberate hit and run, this time in Seattle.

"Hit this b****, hit this b****," one woman in a car involved in a Seattle hit-and-run can be heard saying while another woman laughs. The assault was one of two caught on security cameras purposely hitting two different pedestrians in late November. The Seattle Police Department released the videos on Friday -- including cellphone video taken from inside one of the cars -- in hopes that someone might be able to help ID the victims or the attackers.
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There's no mistaking the women's deadly intentions or the glee they took.

"Based on the speed of the impact," MyNorthwest reported on Monday, "it is likely that the victims suffered serious injury."

More at the link. >The repulsive video is here.

More scumbag criminals, and, surprise, incompetent and stupid to boot: some carjackers pistol-whipped a hardworking citizen and stole his Porsche. Or attempted to, as they were unable to drive it away, as they could not drive a stick-shift.

Guys, I don't think AOC's brilliant plan of "decarceration" is working.

Or maybe it is working exactly as intended.

Alabama students created a memorial for the victims of Hamas' 10/7 rape/massacre, planting a little flag for each victim. Some scumbag calling ximself "Jade" posted a death threat on social media, writing "resist my 12 gauge to your skull bitch."

"People in the chapter who saw the post were troubled by it, and said it was a death threat," TPUSA Chapter President Tyler Robertson told Campus Reform.

Robertson told Campus Reform that Jade is known to the group as a local alumna who has regularly responded negatively to the group's Instagram posts in the past.

The group took screenshots of the story, as well as other disturbing posts on Jade's Instagram profile, and filed a release report.

Per the police report obtained by Campus Reform, "Jade removed all posts in regards to Turning Point and any identifying posts once the UAHPD had viewed her Instagram page." Jade's last name was not included on the copy of the police report provided to Robertson.

The police report indicates that the officer spoke with Madison County Chief Trial Attorney Tim Douthit, who "advised there is probable cause for the crime of Harassing Communication."

Robertson says the group's intent to press charges is primarily based on concern for students' right to engage in protected speech without fear of violent repercussions.

"We're pursuing this because threats like this are a serious offense against our right to free speech. No one should accept threats of violence as a normal part of using our 1st amendment rights," Roberston told Campus Reform. "Unfortunately, we aren't surprised this has happened, because far-left activists have been empowered by the elites in academia to believe that it's always open season on conservatism. People like Jade believe they are immune to the consequences of making threats because her ideas fit the mainstream. Thankfully, that's not true, at least for now."

I'm mystified. The death threats we report are real, the death threats they report are hoaxes. But the death threats they report get all the media coverage, and the death threats we report get none.

Can you explain this mystery to me, guys?

Southwest is being praised for offering "customers of size" a free seat.

Plus-size TikTokkers

A great start to any article.

... are praising Southwest Airlines for its "customer of size" policy, which allows overweight passengers to request a complimentary seat and forces the flight staff to accommodate larger flyers -- even if that means kicking others with tickets off of the flight.

"If you're fat, you know the anxiety of flying and this alleviates it a lot," Caroline, a travel influencer who said she is a size 20, told her nearly 200,000 followers in a video posted at the end of October.

"I had a very comfortable flight just feeling like I was allowed to take up the space I needed."

Under the Texas-based airline's policy, customers whose bodies "encroach" past the armrest are entitled to an extra seat at no additional cost.

It says that passengers "have the option of purchasing just one seat and then discussing your seating needs with the Customer Service Agent at the departure gate.

"If it's determined that a second (or third) seat is needed you'll be accommodated with a complimentary additional seat," the policy states.

The flight team will then look at the seating arrangements -- which are not predetermined on Southwest flights -- and would potentially move other passengers around for the "unplanned accommodation."

So... two problems.

I'm not against making a reasonable accommodation. And also, gee it would be nice to not have a gigantic person fatspreading all over me on a flight.

But: Obviously the costs of this are going to be divided out among the other passengers.

And then there's this bullshit that the obese person doesn't have to do any planning in advance, but can show up day of the flight and disrupt other people's plans and have them moved around.

If people are extremely fat, they know it, and they should book their Bonus Seat in advance. What this is allowing them to do is to book a seat when there is no additional seat available next to any seat and just bulldoze other people out of the way to make room for their fat asses.

Accommodation is one thing, gross imposition is another thing entirely.

And this society has moved very, very far from "accommodation" to "gross imposition" with respect to all claims of "marginalized identities."

You mean transwomen are to blame, right?

I hope you're not assuming a Gender Binary.

Via Twitchy, NBC's gay vertical, which is called "NBC," brings us this sad sad story of a 12-year-old child who might be forced to undergo sexually damaging treatments by his heartless, clout-chasing mother, despite Ron DeSantis' noble efforts to intervene.

The mother of a transgender girl sobbed in federal court Wednesday as she contemplated having to move away from her Navy officer husband to get health care for her 12-year-old if Florida's ban on gender dysphoria treatments for minors is allowed to take affect.

The woman, who testified as Jane Doe to protect the identity of her child, said her daughter went from being anxious and upset to a thriving, happy straight-A student after being allowed to live as a girl about eight years ago, a decision she made with her husband after multiple visits to their family's doctor.

But as the girl approaches puberty, she fears she will start turning into a boy. Without treatment, she and her family will be devastated, the mother said.

This is a boy. And in 90% of cases, a little bit of puberty fixes this nonsense.

Via Twitchy, thanks to Ron DeSantis' brave leadership -- not making a single announcement in January and otherwise doing nothing about it -- a boy who was playing on the girls vollyball team against the state's law has been punished, as has the school and school officials who permitted this.

FA, FO.

Florida's state athletic board fined a high school and put it on probation Tuesday after a transgender student played on the girls volleyball team, a violation of a controversial law enacted by Gov. Ron DeSantis and the Legislature.

The Florida High School Athletic Association fined Monarch High $16,500, ordered the principal and athletic director to attend rules seminars and placed the suburban Fort Lauderdale school on probation for 11 months, meaning further violations could lead to increased punishments.

The association also barred the girl from participating in boys sports for 11 months.

The 2021 law, which supporters named "The Fairness in Women's Sports Act," bars transgender girls and women from playing on public school teams intended for student-athletes identified as girls at birth.

Rupert Murdoch's "conservative" New York Post can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl. That worked out well for Bud Light. Sure it will work out equally well for media properties whose entire pitch is to a conservative audience.

Keep it up, Murdochs. Keep it up.

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1 Others summoned.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 05:27 PM (qPw5n)

2 Top 5!

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

3 Not first!

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

4 I like to set easy goals for myself.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 05:31 PM (T4tVD)

6 Just wear fat clothes and stuff some pillows in there. When you get on the plane, take the pillows out and have a comfy rest.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:32 PM (vFG9F)

7 Hasan Bismet was not struck down by the Hand of God, exactly, but he's dead anyway.

Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4KYm)

8 Hey Southwest! I'm a customer of GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

I want an entire free row just for me, or I'll sue your asses of for discrimination.


Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:32 PM (gmo/4)

9 Guy who cursed Israel and died of a heart attack soon after…
GOD is the ultimate authority on FAFO.

Posted by: Jmel at December 15, 2023 05:33 PM (bVhJi)

10 I identify as 700 pounds and need the whole row. All the other fatties can fuck off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (R4t5M)

11 "One of the most potent self-reinforcing parts of woke ideology is its commitment to the idea that Reality Is What You Pretend It Is."

This is such an important point because it reinforces the absolute fallaciousness of their entire agenda. No longer can you argue facts, truths or verifiable history. Because arguments are alleged to be "won" by whatever delusion they come up with. And many times it's done on purpose as a humiliation because they hold the reins of power and they can. Even if an outcome is demonstrably predictable with certainty they still pursue the converse. That's because ideology doesn't bow to the truth, logic or facts. It tramples them. I think this is what people are sick of. We are being hurtled towards avoidable disasters and nobody has the guts to challenge these lunatics. It's about time people stepped up and stepped in. There is a lot riding on the few men with the courage to stop it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (s1dWN)

12 7 Hasan Bismet was not struck down by the Hand of God, exactly, but he's dead anyway.
Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4KYm)

Yeah, I wouldn't be too quick to conclude that...in fact, I'm thinking quite the opposite...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (exHjb)

13 I like the videos of the IDF soldiers singing Hanukkah songs over Mosque sound systems in Gaza.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

14 The Turkish MP died the next morning BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (2yu8s)

15 "We probably need to vote Eric Swalwell in contempt, because the rumor is that Mr. Swalwell aided and abetted him by setting up his facilities so he could have his [press] conference across the way."

Pfft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (Dirtbag-CA) at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (3OJmR)

16 I am glad home "ownership" is falling further out of the "reach" of Americans and their "American Dream".

They earned it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 05:35 PM (R/m4+)

17 "If you object that something some fucking idiot just made up is not as valid and real as an established fact that has a physical basis in tangible reality, they accuse you of mansplaining and Centering White Experience and attempting to colonize them with White Supremacist Logic while denigrating 'ways of knowing' open only to minorities, women, gays, and trans folx."

Fine. Accuse away. My everlasting response is going to be "GFY!" in increasing rapidity and elevating volume. I simply refuse to be cowed by these intellectual cretins and baboons. Validating their psychopathy is neither my job nor obligation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:35 PM (aXxgO)

18 Allah ACK!

Posted by: Hasan Bismet at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (vFG9F)

19 Airlines should have two fat seats and a two hefer per plane limit

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (XV/Pl)

20 I like the videos of the IDF soldiers singing Hanukkah songs over Mosque sound systems in Gaza.

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they were chastised for it...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (V13WU)

21 Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin 4h
🚨BREAKING:
Today's ALL_FBI @FBI.gov email sent to ALL #FBI employees.

"The FBI has OFFICIALLY adopted the LGBTQIA+ acronym in place of LGBT+. This change was proposed by Bureau Equality, one of our NINE Diversity Advisory Committees, and approved by FBI Executive Management..."

https://tinyurl.com/2s3w6nze
Thread includes alot of memes based on the B.S.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (2yu8s)

22 Then there's the gay sex tape in the Senate Chamber where usually the American citizenry takes it up the wazoo. Go to the Daily Caller if you must look. I will not link that.

Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (Q4KYm)

23 The political debates in the Republic of Jive Turkey are lit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:37 PM (f2dNy)

24 Hasan Bismet spoke out strongly against Israel
Seconds later, he had a heart attack.
......

Dropped like a sack of potatoes.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

25 I like the videos of the IDF soldiers singing Hanukkah songs over Mosque sound systems in Gaza.

==


they were chastised for it...

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (V13WU)


And that is the problem with modern military's.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

26 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 6h
FLASHBACK: Mayor of Boston @MayorWu at a St Patrick’s Day Breakfast: "I'm getting used to dealing with problems that are expensive, disruptive and white"

https://tinyurl.com/3kjmzmxp
28 seconds

BTW, she's got a white husband.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:38 PM (2yu8s)

27 What if the 700lb passenger has to go to the toilet? Will they even fit in there? Not to mention the barrel roll that's induced when they tromp down a side aisle.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

28 As for the burning of dead bodies, a utilitarian might say, ah, the body is dead, what does it matter? We cremate the dead anyway

I've seen the testimony of a woman who volunteers to prepare the dead for burial. In their religious tradition, the condition of the body matters.

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 05:38 PM (l2uVU)

29 I would gladly pay extra if I could fly on an airline that kept kids, fat fucks and democrats off of my flight.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 05:38 PM (R/m4+)

30 >>Yeah, I wouldn't be too quick to conclude that...in fact, I'm thinking quite the opposite...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM

When I think of God's wrath, it usually involves smoking ruins. I could be wrong.

Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (Q4KYm)

31 19 Airlines should have two fat seats and a two hefer per plane limit
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (XV/Pl)

You joke, but Southwest will have to now do something b/c normal size people will no longer buy Southwest tickets, while oversized folks will buy them in torrents...and you go out of business quickly flying 1/2 filled planes on every route...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (exHjb)

32

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (V13WU)

33 Kallisto fell in the barrel!

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

34 Ms G likes to drink wine and watch FNC's "The Five," so it is blaring in the other room.

They're blabbing about 2024, the coming election. Kellyanne says the left will play abortion abortion abortion all year, starting about March and the sound of it will be deafening.

The leftist with the sandpaper squeak voice, Jessica, says, yeah, abortion, and they will win with it.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (KiBMU)

35 "Seconds later, he had a heart attack.

Croaked, and found himself standing in front of God saying coyly, "JK?".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (s1dWN)

36 people who take up two seats should pay extra

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (V13WU)

37 Dropped like hILLRY in a black van.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

38 wait, don't you people like Italicans??

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (l2uVU)

39 Any airline that caters to fat f*cks at my expense will not get my business.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (gSZYf)

40 You joke, but Southwest will have to now do something b/c normal size people will no longer buy Southwest tickets, while oversized folks will buy them in torrents...and you go out of business quickly flying 1/2 filled planes on every route...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (exHjb)


Southwest will have to sell all their 737s and buy C-17s

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

41 "Mortgage payments on a new home have risen 90% under Joe Biden."

Homeowners and property holders should just quit being so greedy and sell their assets with a 90% discount. These evil capitalists should stop exploiting the poor who have yet to purchase a house.

Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at December 15, 2023 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

42 30 >>Yeah, I wouldn't be too quick to conclude that...in fact, I'm thinking quite the opposite...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM

When I think of God's wrath, it usually involves smoking ruins. I could be wrong.
Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (Q4KYm)

Not in the New Testament.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 05:41 PM (exHjb)

43
Shame they didn't have a close up image of Bismet dropping.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)

44 #26 That's March 17th, BTW. ☘️

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (2yu8s)

45 Kallisto fell in the barrel!

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

Nope...Kallisto has friends in low places.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (gSZYf)

46 Christopher C. Cuomo
@ChrisCuomo
Today I was among the journalists who have attended a private screening of the raw footage of October 7th and I want to express to you what I saw since it's not been made public. It's been a very heavy day. A decision was made that Jews are less than human, and treated that way in words and deeds... now know that's exactly the message Hamas sent on purpose -- at scale. I wasn't aware of that before.

===
People had to die to educate you shmuck.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (RIvkX)

47 Does anybody ever point out that a 700lb person flying (in an airplane) uses as much fuel as 4 regular people?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (vFG9F)

48 #44 Missed by one day!
Fascinating @fasc1nate 23h
On March 18, 1944, 27-year-old Aimo Koivunen and his Finnish ski unit were in Lapland, Finland's northernmost region, when they were attacked by superior Soviet forces. Forced to retreat through deep snow, Koivunen found himself exhausted.

He remembered he had a supply of Pervitin, an early form of crystal meth used in World War 2. Unable to open just one pill while skiing away, he swallowed all 30 pills. This gave him an immediate burst of energy, allowing him to outpace the Soviets and his unit, before passing out.

When he woke up, he'd covered 100 kilometers (62 miles) alone and high, without food or ammunition. He kept skiing, encountering Soviets multiple times but always escaping, even after an injury from a landmine.

He travelled 400 kilometers (250 miles) to reach Finnish territory. Upon arrival, he weighed only 94 pounds and his heart raced at 200 beats per minute. He survived until age 71, dying in 1989.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (2yu8s)

49 Then what was in the duffel bags??? Rudy has to pay those bitches $148 million, because they pulled bags of what from under the table???


"This all started with one tweet," Freeman told the jury, referring to a Giuliani tweet which read, "WATCH: Video footage from Georgia shows suitcases filled with ballots pulled from under a table AFTER supervisors told poll workers to leave room and 4 people stayed behind to keep counting votes."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (NYzgN)

50 The IDF soldiers have also been admonished to stop graffiti of buildings they have cleared, they painted stars of David on them. Worse, they have been ordered to paint over the graffiti, which exposes them to Hamas sniper fire.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (MeG8a)

51 Tall people get screwed again.

Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (dIske)

52 The association also barred the girl from participating in boys sports for 11 months.


For xer safety.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (aD39U)

53 Shame they didn't have a close up image of Bismet dropping.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)
........

Hopefully we'll get one of Joe soon.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

54 "I had a very comfortable flight just feeling like I was allowed to take up the space I needed."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2023 05:43 PM (NYzgN)

55 Southwest will have to sell all their 737s and buy C-17s
Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

Roll them in on pallets?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 15, 2023 05:44 PM (T/Lqj)

56 What stupid thing did Alyssa Miano have to say (?), because I try to avoid any Tik Tok videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:44 PM (RSbhh)

57 I want whoever invented "battle for hearts and minds" during existential war to be strung up and whipped.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:46 PM (V13WU)

58 customers whose bodies "encroach" past the armrest are entitled to an extra seat at no additional cost.
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So I am not 'grossly overweight' but, my shoulders since I was 13yrs old have 'encroached past the armrests', can I request an extra seat too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2023 05:46 PM (xafu2)

59 Don't take the Pfizer booster if your allergic to the Pfizer booster or don't want to have heart issues

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

60 Aw come on now!! Bidenomics is working!!

Look FAT, Build Back Better is NOT a lie. IT'S THREE LIES you stupid sons of bitches.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2023 05:47 PM (17s+e)

61 A bonus quick hit: Senator Cardin's staffer made a video of him getting railed by a friend in a Senate hearing room. A bonus bonus: the same staffer yelled 'Free Palestine' at a Jewish rep earlier this week.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 15, 2023 05:47 PM (CwhoI)

62 The association also barred the girl from participating in boys sports for 11 months.

No no, it's not a girl, it's a boy you bolts/dolts/crews/nuts.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Velcro allowed! at December 15, 2023 05:48 PM (qfLjt)

63 62 screws

Posted by: Ciampino - No Velcro allowed! at December 15, 2023 05:48 PM (qfLjt)

64 We were doomed the moment Tim Curry put on the stockings.

Who'd a thunk it.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2023 05:48 PM (FhXTo)

65
I really underestimated
Chris Cuomo, or a
helper on his staff, but
that was Very Heartfelt, to me.
I toured the Holy Land as a
teenager, the Land
and People are special,
their cooperative
EFFORT produces
bounty.
Others try to act, as random
favor, boosts the Jew. No,
they work steadily + with humility.

Posted by: zigzag at December 15, 2023 05:48 PM (gFQP/)

66 "Pfizer [...] has lost $140 billion in market cap this year alone."

They should never have had that cap in the first place given the sham (scam?) of a product the government foisted upon the world.

Given what we know, en toto, about COVID, I'll not lose sleep if they go into bankruptcy proceedings. Get that capitalization into a real, deserved number.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:48 PM (aXxgO)

67 I don't go on flights over three hours because I have broad shoulders that will encroach others if I don't lean toward the window, or toward the aisle, or all the way forward.

2nd, and totally off topic, my wife and I are going to a Lorrie Morgan Christmas concert tonight. While I did own one of her CD's in the nineties, I’m wondering if this will be better or worse than watching a hallmark Christmas movie with her. If she still looks like she did in the 90's, I’ll probably have my answer.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 15, 2023 05:49 PM (JfxgE)

68 With no assigned seating Southwest was always referred to as Cattle car seating.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:49 PM (MNhXM)

69 The woman, who testified as Jane Doe to protect the identity of her child, said her daughter went from being anxious and upset to a thriving, happy straight-A student after being allowed to live as a girl about eight years ago, a decision she made with her husband after multiple visits to their family's doctor.

But as the girl approaches puberty, she fears she will start turning into a boy.

>>>I know we try not to do math on this blog, but this means the kid was AT MOST four when the parents decided the kid was trans. FOUR.

*types, deletes*

Posted by: pookysgirl, against child abuse at December 15, 2023 05:50 PM (dtlDP)

70 And yet the Soros clan is still sucking oxygen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 05:50 PM (xcxpd)

71 Any part of you fuckers that encroaches past the armrest is going to get stabbed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2023 05:50 PM (aD39U)

72 "I missed this -- Eric Swalwell arranged fellow whorebanger Hunter Biden's Capitol Hill steps testimony-dodging speech, meaning that Swalwell, technically a member of Congress, schemed with a man to help him defy an order of Congress."


Has a reporter yelled at Joe, "Should your son be charged with Contempt of Congress for ignoring a House subpoena?"

Hearing that question might make Joe foam at the mouth, try to strangle the reporter, then suffer a fatal stroke while the SS drags him away from the reporter.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 05:50 PM (5fDan)

73 #48 Whoa! Someone made a GIF video of Aimo in action:

WatchlistVIP @WatchlistVip
I wish I could get my hands on some vintage Pervitin.

https://tinyurl.com/2mnfz7za

WatchlistVIP @WatchlistVip 21h
No I can't take credit for that. I just archive every meme I see 😅

WatchlistVIP @WatchlistVip 1h
I'm just an organized data hoarder😅

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:50 PM (2yu8s)

74 SW used to be so good ! I liked much about it - price, service. Wonder what happened. Must have been change in management and ownership or something.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:51 PM (V13WU)

75 I do feel sorry for these kids who get pulled into this transgender nonsense

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

76 The dirty secret of this latest Gaza War is that Israel has killed so few civilians that the #Pallywood fuckheads have been reduced to using sex dolls and cabbage patch dolls to fake their videos. There are exactly zero real videos of Israeli "atrocities" circulating.

The Israelis take such ridiculous care with civilian lives that Hamas/MSM/UN (but I repeat myself thricely) have nothing real to go on.

The real casualty lists at the end of this war will be about 20K Hamas lunatics and 300 "innocent" Gaza civilians.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2023 05:51 PM (/RHNq)

77 This just in: Southwest Inflight Movie "Dumbo Drop" Triggers Passengers

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 15, 2023 05:52 PM (nnp+f)

78
My flying days are over. The fat fvcks have won - until Type 2 diabeetus puts them in a well deserved early grave. I'm not getting bumped off the flight because they give priority to the willingly morbidly obese.

Until then, Liberty Medical is there for them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:52 PM (enJYY)

79 I do feel sorry for these kids who get pulled into this transgender nonsense
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 05:51 PM (fwDg9)


Their sad lives will be mercifully short.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2023 05:52 PM (aD39U)

80 >>> Southwest will have to sell all their 737s and buy C-17s
Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

Roll them in on pallets?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger

What we used to call "a heavy drop".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 05:53 PM (cOq4q)

81 They'll soon rename Southwest, Zaftig Airways.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 05:53 PM (RIvkX)

82 This just in: Southwest Inflight Movie "Dumbo Drop" Triggers Passengers
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 15, 2023 05:52 PM (nnp+f)

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 15, 2023 05:53 PM (T/Lqj)

83 SW used to be so good ! I liked much about it - price, service. Wonder what happened. Must have been change in management and ownership or something.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:51 PM (V13WU)

Yes management sucks now. Remember not long ago they had to cancel flights because their computer system was basically a network of Commodore 64s .

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

84 Meet Dr. Eugene Lazowski, a Polish physician who rescued 8,000 Jewish individuals during World War 2 by ingeniously fabricating a false typhus outbreak in Stalowa Wola, a Polish city under Nazi occupation.

Researchers made an intriguing revelation: a specific strain of bacteria could be introduced into an individual, leading them to produce positive results for typhus while remaining unaffected by the actual symptoms of the illness.

Lazowski initiated the administration of this bacterial strain to individuals who were not of Jewish descent, recognizing that the Nazis would promptly execute Jewish individuals found to be infected with typhus. Subsequently, he dispatched the collected blood samples to German laboratories. Upon the identification of typhus, the Nazis promptly imposed a quarantine in the affected region.

Lazowski meticulously monitored the number of "typhus" cases he submitted to the laboratories, ensuring their correlation with the expected progression of the disease. As a result of the implemented quarantine, approximately 8,000 individuals, including men, women, and children, were spared from deportation to concentration camps ... https://tinyurl.com/yurpth6n

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:54 PM (2yu8s)

85 And also, gee it would be nice to not have a gigantic person fatspreading all over me on a flight.
----------

Imagine, you're comfortably seated, with a still vacant seat next to you, and you spy Tank Abrams making heaving her way down the aisle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2023 05:54 PM (XeU6L)

86 That Southwest thing. Used to be that fat people had to purchase an extra seat if they wanted comfort or didn't fit in a standard seat.
Now what happens if the flight is full and a few fat people get on board and request that double seat? As discussed, the fat people need to make arrangements when booking their flight. I would strongly object, and sue, if I were forced off a flight (unless I was a standby passenger).

Posted by: Ciampino - Aircraft trim may be a problem at December 15, 2023 05:54 PM (qfLjt)

87 Ok. Christmas shopping almost done. Won't say Joe Mannix' gift here.

Toddler gets Cocomelon toys and Charles Santore books. Girl gets five hours of horseback riding lessons (she's never ridden one before and loves them). Boy gets a TIG welder and rods. I'll figure out the table next month.

Wife is all that's left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 05:55 PM (0FoWg)

88 >>> I like the videos of the IDF soldiers singing Hanukkah songs over Mosque sound systems in Gaza.
Posted by: Archer

Dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 05:55 PM (cOq4q)

89 Aircraft trim may be a problem

Used to be called Mile High Club.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 05:57 PM (FCs/J)

90 I'm comin' to join you Lizabeth!

Posted by: Hasan Bismet at December 15, 2023 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

91 >>> ...and you go out of business quickly flying 1/2 filled planes on every route...
Posted by: Nova Local

Oh no, they are definitely filled.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 05:58 PM (cOq4q)

92 "Keep it up, Murdochs. Keep it up."

They're on hormones now. That's going to be a big ask.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

93 Nope...Kallisto has friends in low places.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 05:42 PM (gSZYf)

I was wondering who fixed the tag...I thought it was a Christmas miracle!

*curtsies*

Posted by: kallisto,thinking "everytime a tag is fixt an angel gets its wings" at December 15, 2023 05:59 PM (l2uVU)

94 I haven’t flown frequently in the past decade but when I was younger I’d fly a lot for business. Not once was I seated next to a decent looking woman much less a good looking woman. It became an inside joke for myself to see how bad my seat mate, man or woman was going to be.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)

95 Being a leftist means never facing reality

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 15, 2023 06:01 PM (AEvvx)

96 All the good looking women sit next to me and you know why.

Posted by: Tanto Goldstein at December 15, 2023 06:01 PM (17s+e)

97 It's not like I'm supermodel material, but I'm really
tired of fat people. Not the merely overweight, chubby, chunky, or even conventionally fat circa 1980. But these human-manatee hybrids. Have some self-restraint. Cut back from 6000 calories a day to maybe just 3000 and walk to somewhere other than the refrigerator occasionally. Or just stay at home auditioning for My 600 Pound Life. Stop making your gluttony and sloth everyone else's problem.

Posted by: Why not reserve a whole row of three for fatty boom boom? at December 15, 2023 06:02 PM (ttzpt)

98 Insider Corner @insiderscorner Dec 14
VIDEO: A wind turbine in Texas ignited in flames following a lightning strike.

https://tinyurl.com/5cxrn7hu
45 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:02 PM (2yu8s)

99 Cuomo got told, “Butter your own biscuit, fat ass” by a girl with Tourette’s and ace says nothing?

I’m lost.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2023 06:03 PM (TOZMP)

100 I haven’t flown frequently in the past decade but when I was younger I’d fly a lot for business. Not once was I seated next to a decent looking woman much less a good looking woman. It became an inside joke for myself to see how bad my seat mate, man or woman was going to be.
Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)
===
If we're sharing an armrest, I hate you no matter how beautiful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 06:03 PM (RIvkX)

101 66 "Pfizer [...] has lost $140 billion in market cap this year alone."

Don't they have the next manufactured diseaase ready?

The blue pill surely still brings in profits?

Posted by: Ciampino - Viagra is money in the bank at December 15, 2023 06:04 PM (qfLjt)

102 Long ago I had a red eye flight from Chicago to NY that had only 5 passengers . I thought I hit a jackpot as I was able to lay done across the seats in the back of the plane. 20 minutes after takeoff the pilot came on and said we would have to return to the airport because apparently one of the doors wasn’t shut all the way so of course we couldn’t go to cruising altitude. Had to go over the Great Lakes to dump the fuel first. I really have bad luck flying.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 06:04 PM (MNhXM)

103 I fly business every time. The Paolo, as you say, seats all the women.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 15, 2023 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

104 It became an inside joke for myself to see how bad my seat mate, man or woman was going to be.
Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)

I sat next to two Australian women on a flight from Frankfurt to JFK, mother and daughter. The daughter was very pretty and close to my age, but her mother was incandescently beautiful. And they were so nice, asking me about the Army and my thoughts on living in Germany, and numerous other things. Quickest overseas flight I was ever on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 15, 2023 06:04 PM (T/Lqj)

105 85 And also, gee it would be nice to not have a gigantic person fatspreading all over me on a flight.
----------

Imagine, you're comfortably seated, with a still vacant seat next to you, and you spy Tank Abrams making heaving her way down the aisle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2023 05:54 PM (XeU6L)


I wonder how many can transit the aisle to get to and from seats other than in Row 1? Aren't these people a potential hazard to everyone else during an emergency evacuation? Will the FAA ignore that issue, in the name of Equity for the Weight Challenged?

Good grief. Take a bus.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 06:05 PM (5fDan)

106 Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 9h
Great job, Chicago.

Daily Mail Online @MailOnline Dec 14
Chicago's progressive Mayor Brandon Johnson announces plans to ax Windy City's high-achieving selective-enrollment high schools to boost 'equity' despite promising not to during election campaign trib.al/mOrFRWF

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:05 PM (2yu8s)

107 If they really want to confuse them, they should sing the theme to Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: Spaghetti Again at December 15, 2023 06:05 PM (1FLNI)

108 Interesting that people like Cuomo, Maher, Fetterman, Rappaport are not " playing it safe"...

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)

109 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 06:05 PM (1Yy3c)

110 What if the 700lb passenger has to go to the toilet? Will they even fit in there? Not to mention the barrel roll that's induced when they tromp down a side aisle.
Posted by: fd

Depends.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:07 PM (R4t5M)

111 @6 Just wear fat clothes and stuff some pillows one of your kids down each pant leg. Profit!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 06:07 PM (FCs/J)

112 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 15, 2023 06:04 PM (T/Lq

I hate you and my friends who always sat next to pretty women or just interesting people.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 06:07 PM (MNhXM)

113 'White Supremacist Logic while denigrating "ways of knowing" open only to minorities, women, gays, and trans folx.'

White Supremacist Logic sounds pretty good in this context. Like sanity itself.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2023 06:09 PM (roH4R)

114 Then what was in the duffel bags??? Rudy has to pay those bitches $148 million, because they pulled bags of what from under the table???


"This all started with one tweet," Freeman told the jury, referring to a Giuliani tweet which read, "WATCH: Video footage from Georgia shows suitcases filled with ballots pulled from under a table AFTER supervisors told poll workers to leave room and 4 people stayed behind to keep counting votes."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

___

I feel so bad for Giuliani, he got hung out to dry. Legal system is disgusting, even if you want to say this was slander, that's not worth bankrupting someone over.

I do think these videos people were convinced was "proof" was not what they thought it was. Just like the Dominion urban legend.

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:09 PM (wMRY8)

115 nth? I thought there would be no math

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 15, 2023 06:10 PM (IBDwy)

116 I once sat next to an old man that farted every 2 mins and yelled at his wife in Russian or something the entire flight.

Needless to say, but I have subscription to his newsletter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2023 06:11 PM (TOZMP)

117 As I've said elsewhere I've never cared for Cuomo, but I'm happy to welcome anyone to the cause of Right, no matter how they get there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2023 06:12 PM (q+21u)

118 once sat next to an old man that farted every 2 mins and yelled at his wife in Russian or something the entire flight.

Needless to say, but I have subscription to his newsletter.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2023 06:11 PM (TOZMP)

It wasn't Uncle Palp was it?

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 06:13 PM (4iIQh)

119 Aisle seat gets you fat asses rubbed on you.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 15, 2023 06:13 PM (AEvvx)

120 I sat next to an obese drunk lady years ago. Good thing the flight was only an hour and a half.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:13 PM (R4t5M)

121 Is SW going to bump passengers or folks on standby to accommodate persons of girth?

Posted by: pawn at December 15, 2023 06:14 PM (QB+5g)

122 The blue pill surely still brings in profits?

Patent expired. That's what all the late night cut-rate ads are for.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 06:14 PM (FCs/J)

123

The National Labor Relations Board is looking to force Starbucks to reopen 23 stores the coffee giant closed last year, accusing the company of shuttering the union and non-union shops as part of a union-busting effort.

A regional NLRB director filed a complaint against Starbucks Wednesday, accusing the company of violating federal labor laws with the closures.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2023 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

124 Wife flew out to meet me in Hawaii some years ago. Long flight.
Back row was filled with women flying solo.

Pasta Carbonara was on the menu.
Wasn't the best. Very gassy and half the flight lined up for the restrooms right behind them while they were farting the whole time.

When I met her at baggage claim she was laughing her ass off with a couple of the women she was seated next to. Said it was horrific and hillarious at the same time.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 06:15 PM (cOq4q)

125 Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger

The Finnish early woman Sirka. Sigh. Radiant in her beauty. The Atlantic was not wide enough, as the trip ended too soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2023 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

126 Aisle seat gets you fat asses rubbed on you.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 15, 2023 06:13 PM (AEvvx)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 15, 2023 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

127 We never got the story on the ballots under the table other than what the corrupt officials told us. Likewise with the voting machines. Do you expect Democrats are going to admit they were cheating?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

128 My worst seat mate expectorated into the airsick bag every 5 minutes for a whole \cross country flight

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

129 Gosh, you mean making shit up and declaring it to be true has become a problem? Saw this happening in the 1980s in college. No longer did you do "scholarship," you looked at a painting, made something up, and then "critiqued" the painting in terms of what you made up. I never figured out how to do that, since I'm not full of shit, so I did "scholarship" and then was accused of plagiarism because there's no way I could possibly have done that.

It's only gotten worse.

Every generation seems to think they are the smartest, most knowledgeable that ever lived, except they are all born ignorant, so dismissing the knowledge gained over history leaves them.... imbecilic. It's much like living with perpetual teenage boys.

Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:16 PM (okGHj)

130 >>> Do you expect Democrats are going to admit they were cheating?

Fortified is the term they used.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (cOq4q)

131 My most memorable flight - seated next to a young mother and her demon toddler. The little guy wasn't 3 yet I'd guess. The little shit was an animal - screaming NO!, kicking and just raising holy hell. Mom was doing all she could to no avail. I finally asked Mom if I could help and she was grateful for the offer. I told Damian to STOP IT!! That stunned and/or scared him and he sat there frozen. Eventually, we started to play together and he finally leaned over and fell asleep on me. I slept too. There's a picture of the both of us floating around with mouths open and drooling.

Both of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (dhhKu)

132 Don't touch me. Any you homos in the seat next to me on a flight touch me; I'll kill ya.

Posted by: Francis "Psycho" Soyer at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

133 I'm not willing yet to give Cuomo any benefit of the doubt. But I don't doubt what he saw was compelling. Maybe now he will realize being a pampered little shit has perhaps blinded him to what is really going on in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (W/lyH)

134 I was once on a three hour flight wedged between two large dudes with wide shoulders. I had literally nowhere I could be. I asked to change seats, but of course, that simply could not be accomplished. So, I put in a claim that I had paid for a seat and did not get one. They comped the flight, at least. But I was a physical wreck when I got to the destination.

Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (okGHj)

135 121 Is SW going to bump passengers or folks on standby to accommodate persons of girth?

Posted by: pawn at December 15, 2023 06:14 PM (QB+5g)


Anyone know if SW is requiring two-seater free-loaders to request two seats when making a reservation? If not, they're even more stupid.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (5fDan)

136 Did you see where the mother and daughter that were dragging ballots out left and right in Georgia were asking for $24M in damages because Giuliani noticed something wrong was happening, and the jury awarded them $128M because Trump said pussy?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (WLZiQ)

137 Pickled eggs and Iron City beer is the standard pre-flight meal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

138 Marty Blartfast @Munchensenton 50m
Is this strange?

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Rudy Giuliani ordered to pay $148 million to Georgia election workers in defamation trial.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h
BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Kemp's legal staff has notified Ga Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger that 17,852 invalid 2020 votes were counted in Fulton County, GA, alone.

A public meeting will be held next week at the Georgia State Capitol building.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:19 PM (2yu8s)

139 Okay, everyone all at once:

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.

Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:19 PM (okGHj)

140 127
I'm with you. I'm supposed to consider that debunked because another bunch of democrats vouched that those trunks weren't full of fake votes?
Bullshit. they don't have presumption of innocence from me. As far as I am concerned we saw election fraud in full view.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 15, 2023 06:19 PM (roH4R)

141 Relax Fuh-raaancis.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at December 15, 2023 06:19 PM (RIvkX)

142 Okay, everyone all at once:

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.
Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:19 PM (okGHj)

I just kinda muttered under my breath.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 15, 2023 06:20 PM (T/Lqj)

143 He remembered he had a supply of Pervitin, an early form of crystal meth used in World War 2. Unable to open just one pill while skiing away, he swallowed all 30 pills. This gave him an immediate burst of energy, allowing him to outpace the Soviets and his unit, before passing out....

He survived until age 71, dying in 1989.
---
Awesome story, but Pervitin sounds like part of FJB's regimen.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 15, 2023 06:20 PM (WSDq0)

144 "Georgia Gov. Kemp's legal staff has notified Ga Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger that 17,852 invalid 2020 votes were counted in Fulton County, GA, alone"

GDAMNIT! WHERE HAVE YOU FUCKERS BEEN FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS??

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

145 CA wants to start drinking toilet water.

Any chance monkey pox will...never mind.

Posted by: You won't believe this at December 15, 2023 06:20 PM (moE3T)

146 137 Pickled eggs and Iron City beer is the standard pre-flight meal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

I think that requires you to register with with the odor police as a habitual transgressor. Please do let us know when you plan to fly next.

Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:20 PM (okGHj)

147 We never got the story on the ballots under the table other than what the corrupt officials told us. Likewise with the voting machines. Do you expect Democrats are going to admit they were cheating?
Posted by: fd

___

I don't think someone sues for slander/libel if that's what they were actually doing. I've heard of chutzpah, but if that really was ground zero for an election being stolen, you think they would open up a court case against Giuliani and put that many eyeballs on it?

Giuliani himself admitted that they didn't do what he said they did.

For the record, I think fraud did happen, just saying, I think our side runs with something and it's not true.

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (wMRY8)

148 Pickled eggs and Iron City beer is the standard pre-flight meal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

Right there with ya, boss. Oh my dogs are barkin'

Posted by: Dell Griffith at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

149 Why do folks eat on the airlines? It's like they never seen free crap before in their lives. Jeez, can't wait a couple hours before shoving food down their pieholes. Then they hit the terminals and they eat the shit food there too.

Airport and Airline food is pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (R/m4+)

150 -lease tell me the 2-seat ticket comes with a diet meal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

151 THOSE ASSHOLES GAVE THE COUNTRY TO BIDEN AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT BRIAN KEMP!

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

152 18 Allah ACK!

ack ack ack ACK ACK ackack ack ACK!

*international sign of the doughnut*

Posted by: anachronda at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (oY6Yp)

153 The Donk core will be AWFL's and the muzzies. Abortion will get the credit for the win.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (Eeb9P)

154 "The National Labor Relations Board is looking to force Starbucks to reopen 23 stores the coffee giant closed last year, accusing the company of shuttering the union and non-union shops as part of a union-busting effort."

If they closed non-union shop then it can't be because they were trying to bust up the unions, now could it. Sometimes I wish that these morons were capable of not undermining their own cases in the first sentences out of their mouths.

What are they going to do if Starbuck says "no"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (ou9hh)

155 gawd that makes me mad

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

156 These days, if I can't drive it, then I ain't goin'.

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (njExo)

157 Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ 1h
NEW: Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D), announces via executive order that she is deploying the AZ National Guard to the AZ border, saying “the federal government is refusing to do its job to secure our border.” She adds that Biden admin hasn’t responded to her reimbursement request.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s)

158 Airport and Airline food is pure shit.

Pure. Shit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (R/m4+)

I'm that weird old lady who brings her own. Packs a lunch for the boy as well. And I don't think DH can fly without a couple bags of goldfish.

Posted by: Orca at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (okGHj)

159 133 I'm not willing yet to give Cuomo any benefit of the doubt. But I don't doubt what he saw was compelling. Maybe now he will realize being a pampered little shit has perhaps blinded him to what is really going on in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (W/lyH)


Rancida Taliban wiil invite him to a showing of videos and photos of charred, eviscerated, and dismembered bodies of Gazan women and children killed by the IFD. He'll start singing a different tune.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 06:23 PM (5fDan)

160 FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:44 PM (RSbhh

She keeps repeating :Women don't inseminate themselves"

with a filter applied that takes off 40 years

Posted by: kallisto,thinking at December 15, 2023 06:23 PM (l2uVU)

161 Why do folks eat on the airlines?

Airport and Airline food is pure shit.

In international business class you get a menu and choices and everything. You just have to pay 6-8 times the cost of a seat in coach.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2023 06:24 PM (guGkK)

162 ""but if that really was ground zero for an election being stolen, you think they would open up a court case against Giuliani and put that many eyeballs on it?"

Because they are Democrats and are sure they will get away with it.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

163 These days, if I can't drive it, then I ain't goin'.
Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (njExo)

Same. Anywhere in CONUS is driving distance. Hell, when my wife's dad passed away some years ago, we drove to Ohio.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at December 15, 2023 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)

164 And holy shit- wash your nasty ass before getting on the plane.

It's Greyhound with wings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 06:25 PM (R4t5M)

165 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19 20h
🚨 BREAKING:
Ex-FBI Counterintelligence Chief, and Peter Strzok’s boss, Charles McGonigal, who was in charge of my “case” during the Russia investigation scam, was just sentenced to 4+ years for colluding with Russian oligarchs.

Fined $40,000, his actions mark a startling breach of U.S. sanctions and trust.

You cannot make this up.
====
Just wait until PDT springs the so-called 'missing' Russiagate files on them.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:25 PM (2yu8s)

166 My sister once had a long flight next to the worst person possible. He was a 70 something year old man , he smelled bad , and was wearing hipster douchebag clothes, including sandals.
And the worst part was when he put his foot up in his lap and picked on his misshapen gnarly yellow toenails for the entire flight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2023 06:26 PM (q+21u)

167 157 Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ 1h
NEW: Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D), announces via executive order that she is deploying the AZ National Guard to the AZ border, saying “the federal government is refusing to do its job to secure our border.” She adds that Biden admin hasn’t responded to her reimbursement request.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s)


Tomorrow's News Today -

Last night the FBI arrested Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs, on charges of taking bribes from the Turkish Government and Turkish companies.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 06:26 PM (5fDan)

168 Leaving Hawaii for Houston after a late rush to the Continental Captains Club. Using buddy passes from the couple we went with who are both Continental employees. The one with seniority got smashed and me and his wife held him up at the counter like dead Bernie to get passes.

Plane was packed and they needed to cull passengers for higher paying passengers. We survived (sort of). It's one of those 2-5-2 wide bodies and we're between a couple of muzzie's on one side and a HUGE dude on the aisle seat right.

Movies were '13 Days' and 'the Color Purple'. Muzzies complained about not having hala'al breakfast and demanded such. I swear they took the Cherios with a banana away and brought the same shit back 20 minutes later.

Fat man sleeps, snores, farts but never leaves his seat. I got up once the entire flight. WORST FLIGHT EVER!!11!

Posted by: DanMan at December 15, 2023 06:26 PM (8uzBS)

169 but if that really was ground zero for an election being stolen, you think they would open up a court case against Giuliani and put that many eyeballs on it?"


-

The Time article stating outright that they stole the election and how says hi.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 15, 2023 06:26 PM (WLZiQ)

170 #165 Ha, ha.

Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff 4h
Today it was reported that a binder with top-secret information on Russian election interference vanished under Trump’s watch.

That classified information still hasn’t been found.

Demonstrating once again, Trump’s utter disregard for our national security.

Mollie @MZHemingway 3h
Adam Schiff, who for years lied and claimed he had secret evidence of Russia collusion to steal the 2016 election, and who leaked lies to propagandists to keep that hoax going, is bitterly clinging to the Russia collusion scam. Dangerous.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:28 PM (2yu8s)

171 Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:21 PM (wMRY

You haven’t seen or defended against many plaintiff lawsuits have you? Chutzpah is just a regular Tuesday.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 06:28 PM (MNhXM)

172
Because they are Democrats and are sure they will get away with it.
Posted by: fd a
___

And now Giuliani is in on it? Why would he say now that's not what happened?

If Giuliani up until the end maintained that's what they were doing, I would believe him. He's a skilled prosecutor that basically ended the mafia in NYC, he's not someone that just folds.

Again, I think fraud happened. But there such thing as fake news.

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:28 PM (wMRY8)

173 She adds that Biden admin hasn’t responded to her reimbursement request.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s)
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In other words, she ain't getting her piece of the pie, so she's gonna hold the border hostage until she does.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

174 Best flight was taking a Halcion at LAX and waking up in Tahiti

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

175 NOOD, sorta, back in time two threads:

SCIENZZZZ

Just got published though, so ... Uh... Ace? Time machine broken? Again?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 06:31 PM (qPw5n)

176 What if there's an emergency aircraft exit, with that inflatable sliding board thing, and some quarter-ton fat fuck belly flops and destroys it

Posted by: Don Black, Premier Properties at December 15, 2023 06:32 PM (geLO8)

177 I don't care what Giuliani says. The dude is odd.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

178 163. Same. Anywhere in CONUS is driving distance. Hell, when my wife's dad passed away some years ago, we drove to Ohio. - Pug Mahon

Absolutely right. If I ever get the wanderlust, I can just drive around this great country.

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2023 06:32 PM (njExo)

179 "The FBI has OFFICIALLY adopted the LGBTQIA+ acronym in place of LGBT+. This change was proposed by Bureau Equality, one of our NINE Diversity Advisory Committees, and approved by FBI Executive Management..."

https://tinyurl.com/2s3w6nze
Thread includes alot of memes based on the B.S.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:36 PM (2yu8s)

———-

I wonder what goes through a male heterosexual FBI agent’s mind when being ordered by his homo overlords?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 15, 2023 06:32 PM (++4z6)

180 Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 06:17 PM (dhhKu)

Narita to Naha when Pookette was almost four. Half the plane was Japanese, the other half was US military and their families. Little American girl about Pookette's age was flipping out and refusing the seatbelt (Pookette had a five-point harness I could clip onto the seat and she thought it was awesome because she could be like Daddy). Polite Japanese attendants were wringing their hands because we couldn't take off with the girl like that, so I volunteered to be a Mean Mommy. I told the mom "You get her legs, I'll get her arms," and we got the seatbelt in place in the blink of an eye. Takeoff achieved!

Posted by: pookysgirl did a lot of flying in those five years at December 15, 2023 06:33 PM (dtlDP)

181 Yup. Ace has been messing with time-machine-on-the-shelf.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 06:33 PM (qPw5n)

182 I'm so old I can remember when Southwest charged fatties for a second seat. And it was awesome, because having a 5 hour flight wedged into a middle seat between Fatty McFatfuck and a Great Southern Land Whale is a terrible experience that makes me not want to fly in airplanes.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (PZvjL)

183 Wait, Navy Mom says her 12 year old BECAME a straight A student after having transitioned 8 years ago?

Uh, would have been 4. Not in school yet. And somehow, at FOUR YEARS OLD this child KNEW it was being treated as the wrong sex?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (xaFKb)

184 I do think these videos people were convinced was "proof" was not what they thought it was. Just like the Dominion urban legend.

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:09 PM (wMRY

————

What was in the bag?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (++4z6)

185
Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor who served as an outside lawyer to former President Donald Trump, acknowledged Wednesday that he made false statements when he claimed two Georgia election workers engaged in voter fraud during the 2020 election.

https://tinyurl.com/35cc4uft


So is Rudy in on the steal?

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (wMRY8)

186 Best flight I've ever taken was Copenhagen to JFK on a PanAm 747 going on leave 1976. The crew moved me to first class when they saw I was in uniform. (The flight was not very full)

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

187 Okay, NOOD for real now, the SCIENZZZZ thread is now when it's supposed to be.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 06:34 PM (qPw5n)

188 What was in the bag?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
____

Ask Rudy. he's convinced they weren't doing anything illegal.

He's in on it in my opinion.

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:35 PM (wMRY8)

189 Yes ace, the U of A in Huntsville is chock full of lunatics. Back in the 2010s iirc, a professor "lady" gunned down several of her colleagues. What was mostly pastureland 40 years ago are now subdivisions, box stores, and strip malls. All that uncle sugar money via NASA and Red Stone Arsenal. Lots of bureaucrats, ie Democrat voters.

Posted by: Tom22ndState at December 15, 2023 06:36 PM (/LE3H)

190 Ask Rudy. he's convinced they weren't doing anything illegal.

He's in on it in my opinion.
Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:35 PM (wMRY

————

Strange nobody will say what was in it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 15, 2023 06:39 PM (++4z6)

191 Accommodation is one thing, gross imposition is another thing entirely.
-----

Remember when we had a 1st amendment right to freedom of peaceable assembly? The Civil Rights Act of 1964 ended that. Celebrate.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 15, 2023 06:40 PM (oj0gT)

192 Ace, as pertains to the Florida male on the female team...
Shouldn't that be "FA, FO, FL."?

Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2023 06:41 PM (sSx7k)

193 Drama in the Turkish Parliament

God goin all Old Testiment... wow cool

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 15, 2023 06:42 PM (7cPAc)

194 Drama in the Turkish Parliament

You just know that episode has the Muzzies thinking

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 15, 2023 06:43 PM (7cPAc)

195 Strange nobody will say what was in it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
__

They did vet this.

If you honestly want to know, it was how they transported ballots from the bins. In suitcases. What should they have been transported in?

The Republican Secretary of State said so when they did an investigation.

Just to be clear, we're now in the area of Rudy Giuliani lying about it, the Republican Secretary of State lying about it, and the GA Governor lying about it.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5z9h8x

if you want to know the real fraud happened, it was shooting out a bunch of absentee ballots and Democrats harvesting them.

The problem is Trump & Co went with real hare brained conspiracies like Sidney powell was peddling

Posted by: Blago at December 15, 2023 06:45 PM (wMRY8)

196 What they are not telling you about housing is that, yes, interest rates are higher, but prices are too because of institutional investors buying up properties. And then once you figure out a mortgage, you almost double your monthly nut with PMI and property tax and fire insurance (almost extinct in CA) and HOA. Everybody gets a cut, and it leaves us out.

Posted by: PJ at December 15, 2023 06:54 PM (G1dq6)

197 It's not like I'm supermodel material, but I'm really
tired of fat people.
Posted by: Why not reserve a whole row of three for fatty boom boom?

Every now and then I make the mistake of grocery shopping on the first of the month. The EBT army is out in force. They push two carts groaning with all the sugary stuff they're buying, soda pop, chips, etc.

Anyhoo, I'm always amazed that I'll see young people in their twenties that are so fat they have to ride the rascals. It's just sad. They're not ashamed one bit. They're entitled.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 15, 2023 07:02 PM (s+cGt)

198 To be fair, a few years back, when I was flying a lot for work, Southwest would offer me a second seat because I was really fucking fat. They said it was because they ADA required it, but none of the other airlines did it. I chose Southwest every chance I got not just because of that, but also because they were really nice and the staff went out of their way to make the trip enjoyable.

Posted by: SMOD 2024 at December 15, 2023 07:08 PM (Y2NGV)

199

Posted by: MP Hasan Bismet at December 15, 2023 08:03 PM (dtlw7)

200 Regarding Hamas' treatment of the Jews: what makes you think they'll do anything less to other non-Muslims, if they somehow get rid of the Jews? This is who they are.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at December 15, 2023 09:07 PM (GXBIW)

201 In regards to the hit and run video, a simple question: where/how did they get the cell phone video? And no one's been apprehended jail yet? Pleeze.

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