Merry Cringemas, From Dr. Jill Biden (Ed.D.)<br>Update: Incredibly, It Gets Worse and Worse by the Update

Merry Cringemas, From Dr. Jill Biden (Ed.D.)
Update: Incredibly, It Gets Worse and Worse by the Update

With her holiday video, the Reverend/Doctor/First Lady Jill Biden has focused on the "ass" in "class" and delivered a nightmare of smug.

Before linking the video, I want to put you in the right frame of mind. The late Ryan O'Neal will align your mindthoughts for the psyche-smashing horrors you will soon experience:

Et maintenant, l'horreur, elle commence:

A bit of magic, wonder, and joy brought to you by the talented tappers of Dorrance Dance, performing their playful interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite.

Enjoy! 💕 pic.twitter.com/qXtCm4t37o
— Jill Biden (@FLOTUS) December 13, 2023

Just what Jesus wanted for his birthday, a Celebration of PRIDE.

But that's not all -- the dance troop that put on this very gay display for Christmas is also... racist. Anti-white racist, in fact.

They came to the attention of the White House because they're all about telling white people to "check their privilege."

Sarah Fields says:

Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored

Dorrance Dance, the New York City based tap dance company that performed the atrocious version of The Nutcracker Suite in the White House, has a full page on their site dedicated to teaching white people to "check their privilege". They also state to "be mindful of who/what is financially supporting the candidates you vote for" while linking site visitors to BLM and SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."
The Biden Administration is intent on driving a wedge between the American people. It is quite literally all they can think about. Perhaps if these topics were not the number one priority and distraction for Dorrance Dance, their performance could have been less embarrassing and more artful.

Indeed, the group seems mostly interested in the propaganda uses of dance.

This is what Biden gives America for Christmas -- more sexuality and racial division.

Jill Biden is a nasty bitch. She is graceless and desperate to fight her age and seem "hip" and "rad" to the TikTok generation.

She is also as stupid as an anvil.

She's so -- embarrassing. That's it. She is permanently embarrassing, in every situation. She dresses like a vulgar senior clodwhore, she styles herself a "doctor" despite having a degree that she wrote the equivalent of an error-riddled high school term paper to get, and she thinks that Mexicans are burritos.

She is always, always a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is.

There's something wrong with her. Her and her demented idiot rapist husband.

Update: It gets worse.

This is the full title of their "interpretation" of the Nutcracker:

*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy's Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky's Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don't Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh'-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain't So Bad After All.

That's not a joke. That's real.

It's virtually saying "Christ is Lord," isn't it?

Thanks to bonhomme.

Merry Christmas from Doctor Jill Biden's Yuletide Players.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:08 PM

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1 Vcfg

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 14, 2023 01:09 PM (TTAGa)

2 I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

3 Heh…

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 14, 2023 01:09 PM (TTAGa)

4 I’ll go nood the guys and gals….

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 14, 2023 01:09 PM (TTAGa)

5 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2023 01:10 PM (1Yy3c)

6 People are drawing parallels to "Hunger Games".

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 14, 2023 01:10 PM (MvF+J)

7 But that's not all -- the dance troop that put on this very gay display for Christmas is also... racist. Anti-white racist, in fact.

=======

*coughs uncomfortably*

troupe

*straightens tie*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

8 Criminal lack of taste is not surprising coming from a family of criminals and degenerates.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:11 PM (JAi95)

9 'Now. Bring me some Faggy Pudding!' -Joe Biden

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:11 PM (+Rtz8)

10 She is also as stupid as an anvil.

We take offense to that.

Posted by: Anvils at December 14, 2023 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

11 Zen riddle: When Hunter is banging Dr. Jill, which one wears the Joe mask?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at December 14, 2023 01:12 PM (DY2gD)

12 Jill looks like Iggy Pop.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:12 PM (+Rtz8)

13 >>>troupe

i was going to spell it that way but I thought that was a regional homosexual variant

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

14 "There's something wrong with her. Her and her demented idiot rapist husband."

When you won't be held responsible for anything.

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2023 01:12 PM (SYTee)

15 What's the significance of that satanic rabbit with the growth on his? her? head?

Posted by: Orson at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (dIske)

16 At least anvils are good for something. Hammering, falling out of windows, etc.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

17 Saw Vulgar Senior Clodwhore open for Madonna at the Gorge in 2021.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (eYF7X)

18 Definitely brought "wonder" to the interpretation, as in "I wonder what the hell they were thinking?"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (VGRuw)

19 >>i was going to spell it that way but I thought that was a regional homosexual variant

Well. It's British. So. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (+Rtz8)

20 to the tune of 'Deck the Halls':

Lets be Jolly tis' the season,
Blow yer dough for no good reason.

Take yer credit to the limit,
Fa La La, -Fa La LA, --LA! LA! LAAAA !!11!1!

Posted by: Brandon's Sniffy McNoseFace at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (pSotA)

21 Reminds me of the elites from the Hunger Games.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

22 So Prez Pampers started a affair with Jill when she was married?

Posted by: Jonah at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (33nmr)

23 CRINGE ! on top of everything they are out of step with the music !

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (V13WU)

24 Check your privilege == shut up whitey.

The correct response to someone telling you to check your privilege is, "Fuck you, racist."

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:14 PM (R38qh)

25 "i was going to spell it that way but I thought that was a regional homosexual variant

Well. It's British. So. Yes."

Try saying it with a John F'n Kerry accent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:14 PM (hH3Px)

26 21 Reminds me of the elites from the Hunger Games.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

=========

"No! President Snow is Trump! I always planned it that way!"
-Suzanne Collins, who wrote the first book in 2008, 95% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

27 She is also as stupid as an anvil.

But anvils are useful and have a legitimate and productive purpose, unlike Dr. Jill, EdD

Posted by: I give anvils the edge in this contest at December 14, 2023 01:14 PM (wtpA4)

28 That Bust of Kennedy...

was it done by the Nun who fixed the Jesus Painting?

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (+Rtz8)

29 Tap dancing on carpeted floors. Brilliant!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (991eG)

30 Her husband is brain dead, and should resign due to his health, but this c#nt likes being first lady, so she can party with the drag queens

Posted by: Jonah at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (33nmr)

31 But that's not all -- the dance troop that put on this very gay display for Christmas is also... racist. Anti-white racist, in fact.
They came to the attention of the White House because they're all about telling white people to "check their privilege."
++++
I am sick and damn tired of hearing this canard out white-wingers. There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Anti-white. Racism. Period.

Racism is *purely* a function of systemic sociopolitical power. That's it. Nothing else. Anti-white bigotry is unfortunate, but is *not* racism. It can't be, by definition. As the sociopolitical power structure is not anchored in black and brown bodies (or in female, trans or non-binary bodies, but that's another issue), they cannot be racist.

Power structures are still rooted in a Eurocentric, patriarchal, white-supremacist operating model. The morality is still rooted there. The processes are still rooted there. The attitudes are still rooted there. As a result, the *power* is still rooted there. And when power is rooted in that supremacist system, those oppressed by it - non-European ethnicities, non-men, non-white - cannot be racist. It is literally impossible.

Posted by: Your Kid's Whitness Studies professor at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (zxP/x)

32 Si se pwodway!

Posted by: Dr Jill "Dumb as an Anvil" Biden at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (R38qh)

33 "So Prez Pampers started a affair with Jill when she was married?"

Oddly enough.....so was he.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (hH3Px)

34 I swear if you go by entertainment industry you'd think the USA was 70% negro and 30% homo.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (cMXNt)

35 Someone mentioned yesterday a Hell mouth opening under DC, this is the act prior to the gaping.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (eYF7X)

36 That was awful and embarrassing...to me. I didn't dance at the White House, and I would have nothing to do with it, but I'm embarrassed.

Those running the country are running a shitshow.

This truly is not my country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (JeYYB)

37 Jill Biden is a nasty bitch. She is graceless and desperate to fight her age and seem "hip" and "rad" to the TikTok generation.

She is also as stupid as an anvil.

She's so -- embarrassing. That's it. She is permanently embarrassing, in every situation. She dresses like a vulgar senior clodwhore, she styles herself a "doctor" despite having a degree that she wrote the equivalent of an error-riddled high school term paper to get, and she thinks that Mexicans are burritos.

There's something wrong with her. Her and her demented idiot rapist husband.
++++
Damn. Brutal, Ace. Delightfully cruel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (zxP/x)

38 Zen riddle: When Hunter is banging Dr. Jill, which one wears the Joe mask?

Both, they can say “go fuck yourself” and giggle like idiots

Posted by: Van Down by the River at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (HuN6h)

39 21. Yes . Capitol City. And we are all District 12 at this point

Posted by: Jonah at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (33nmr)

40 The woman in the blue dress had a smile so big I could see her uvula.

Posted by: huerfano at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (Q4KYm)

41 If trump gets elected, hunter will smoke crack AND leave the country? What to do. What to do.

Posted by: nckate at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (SnxUt)

42 Dorrance Dance, the New York City based tap dance company that performed the atrocious version of The Nutcracker Suite in the White House, has a full page on their site dedicated to teaching white people to "check their privilege". They also state to "be mindful of who/what is financially supporting the candidates you vote for" while linking site visitors to BLM and SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."
++++
The postmodernists very shrewdly attacked the real cornerstone of civilization - the arts and humanities - first. They were wildly successful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (zxP/x)

43
"Tap dancing on carpeted floors. Brilliant!!"

It's like Air Guitar and Soft Shoe had a baby.

Posted by: Brandon's Sniffy McNoseFace at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (pSotA)

44 31 Racism is *purely* a function of systemic sociopolitical power. That's it. Nothing else. Anti-white bigotry is unfortunate, but is *not* racism. It can't be, by definition. As the sociopolitical power structure is not anchored in black and brown bodies (or in female, trans or non-binary bodies, but that's another issue), they cannot be racist.

Power structures are still rooted in a Eurocentric, patriarchal, white-supremacist operating model. The morality is still rooted there. The processes are still rooted there. The attitudes are still rooted there. As a result, the *power* is still rooted there. And when power is rooted in that supremacist system, those oppressed by it - non-European ethnicities, non-men, non-white - cannot be racist. It is literally impossible.
Posted by: Your Kid's Whitness Studies professor at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (zxP/x)

========

So, burn it all and let utopia form? Better stop supporting the Democrat Party. They're perpetuating it all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

45 I don't like the term "Reverend" I only use it professionally when I have to, but unlike "Reverend" Al Sharpton who was "ordained" at age 9 or something and never actually served at a church, Jill Biden has never even been "fake" ordained, although it sounds like a terrible show to have at a WH Christmas celebration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (RSbhh)

46 "No, really, Mom. I was invited to the White House to perform...and they made a video and everything."

"What? No...I don't do those type videos anymore!"

"Well, ummm, Ok ok I was dressed in my pajamas and had a giant pastel bow on my head, but I didn't suck anyone's ....Mom, Mom...you there? Shit!!"

Posted by: Orson at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (dIske)

47 Tap dancing on carpeted floors.

Old school: Tippity tappity, clickity clack

Noo Skool: Thud, plop, thud

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (991eG)

48 Hey, at least they didn't tell anyone that they're about to face a lot of death and misery this Christmas.

They're getting better at this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

49 28 That Bust of Kennedy...

was it done by the Nun who fixed the Jesus Painting?
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (+Rtz

It's a copy of a much larger one that sits in the main hall of the Kennedy Center. I've always called it "Lava Man".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (N3zMI)

50 Wilmington friend, said he heard , she failed her first disseration at Delaware state

Posted by: Jonah at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (33nmr)

51 "So Prez Pampers started a affair with Jill when she was married?"

Prez Pampers' prized Corvette belonged to her ex-husband.

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (SYTee)

52 Could be worse.

Can you imagine having to sit through the hours of rehearsal for ... that?

I know in this day and age, war crimes are only something Republicans and Jews can be guilty of, but this has to be one anyway, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (TzW+Y)

53 >>"Tap dancing on carpeted floors. Brilliant!!"

That's not Tap Dancing.

That's the Ethiopian Shim-Sham.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:17 PM (+Rtz8)

54 "The woman in the blue dress had a smile so big I could see her uvula."

She high stepping without underwear?

Oh, wait...
Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (hH3Px)

55 ' SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."'

I thought they were for making espresso with a little lemon twist

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (z+89e)

56 9/10 for cruelty

Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

57 It is at this point that I'd remind everyone that the left is convinced that the billionaire Manhattanite Trump and his clan are the living embodiment of all that is white trash.

While propping up a man whose family is the very definition of white trash.

I'd call it projection but that's not strong enough.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

58 21 Reminds me of the elites from the Hunger Games.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2023 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

Sure, they've been getting fat and rich off the backs of the citizens for decades, just without the sparkly costumes. Their hunger games have generally Middle East military adventurism that we can watch on TV.

Posted by: Much like Rome, in our degeneracy and collapse stage at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (wtpA4)

59 That there is a ton of Gay.

Posted by: Mitchellian at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (kE/nb)

60 Though I am no tap dance fan, I was okay with the "playful" aspect of it . . . until the guy in the dark blue suit with the pig mask stripped his suit coat partly off and started in with the air guitar before collapsing to the carpet.

I'm always in awe of people who can do tap. The one dance class I had in college, I was fine with modern and jazz, and could imitate ballet after a fashion. But tap I just could *not* get. Couldn't see how to transfer my weight to the correct foot at the right time, I think. So I will say that these people have a good deal of skill.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

61 Point of order: Dr. Jill thinks Mexicans are tacos. Breakfast tacos.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 14, 2023 01:19 PM (+lB4o)

62
Worthy of cringe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 01:19 PM (enJYY)

63 If they don't like my non-existant privilege and how it made this country exceptional, GTFO. Why stay? And why do people keep coming here?

Shouldn't people be killing each other to get into nonwhite countries???

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:19 PM (JeYYB)

64 I added this, which is key:

She is always, always a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

65 Si se pwodway!
Posted by: Dr Jill "Dumb as an Anvil" Biden at December 14, 2023 01:15 PM (R38qh)
......

Breakfast taco!

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

66 I'm OK with the tap dancing. Not my cup a tea but I just imagine I'm a dictator and I'm yelling at them "DANCE, DANCE FOR ME, DANCE, FASTER, FASTER". Then I take out my gun and start shooting at their feet.

It makes it all seem better.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (cMXNt)

67 Merry Christmas from the Jill Biden Players

https://youtu.be/UGBZnfB46es?si=yEuGVVm21oSKoX--&t=20

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (KRtlO)

68 Nope, not watching. There is not enough eye bleach in the world! 🤯🤮🤡

Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (M4X/C)

69 Merry Cringemas. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (RSbhh)

70 The woman in the blue dress had a smile so big I could see her uvula.
Posted by: huerfano

*********

Right in the middle of her vestibule.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:21 PM (991eG)

71 troupe
*
i was going to spell it that way but I thought that was a regional homosexual variant
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023

***
No, that's right -- dance troupe, military troop.

Or baboon troop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

72 I cringed so hard that now I have a headache.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 14, 2023 01:21 PM (+lB4o)

73
was it done by the Nun who fixed the Jesus Painting?
Posted by: garrett

Not a nun, just one of the parishioners, she says she got permission to 'clean it up'.
She painted over the entire painting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 14, 2023 01:21 PM (ui5j4)

74
"And why do people keep coming here?"

They're coming for the tap dancing and staying for the jazz.

Posted by: Brandon's Sniffy McNoseFace at December 14, 2023 01:21 PM (pSotA)

75 Interesting. FJB said at the end of the video clip that dictators "keep going when they see no price is paid."

He seems totally unaware that he himself falls into that category. But then dictators rarely see themselves as such. Or they don't acknowledge it in public.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (7fElN)

76 "She is always, always a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is. "

Even I dress higher class than that hunk of trash does!

Posted by: Doris Ziffle at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (hH3Px)

77 To help get that progressive barbarity out of your mind here is an awesome version of Russian Dance by a beautiful and fun pianist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGsMCvK57-Q

She has the whole suite posted, check out especially Chinese dance, Arabian Dance and Dance of Reed pipe. It always inspires me to practice more. This is what I would call magical.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (JojsZ)

78 After considering the placement of Satanic statues in government buildings, I've decided that it is fitting.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (MeG8a)

79 Afternoon Ace. I got 20 seconds into the video when my WTF meter went tilt and my index finger lashed out and stopped it. This entire administration is made up of demented , delusional,drug addled , unicorn fart huffing nitwits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (IZPBd)

80 OMG IT GETS EVEN WORSE!

According to the playbill at the kennedy-center website, this is the "full title" of Dorrance Dance's stupid Nutcracker Suite retard doppelganger.

"*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)

81 I like tap dancing, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the nutcracker or Christ's birth.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (Kcw7x)

82 And you guys thought Jill would never be able to beat a tranny showing their fake tits!

Guess she showed you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (uKeRS)

83 If they don't like my non-existant privilege and how it made this country exceptional, GTFO. Why stay? And why do people keep coming here? ...
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:19 PM (JeYYB)
++++
Two reasons, and both of them are simultaneously true - though they are not simultaneously true in the same individual persons:
1. Because critical theory is bullshit and they know it so they come
2. Because they're colonists

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (zxP/x)

84 I truly believe they do these things to piss off normal people, not that they like this new age crap. They are rubbing our faces into what they can do in the people's house and anyplace normal people cherish. But PDT was vulgar and said pussy.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (2NHgQ)

85 Check your privilege
---
Everyone who says that has had far, far more privileges handed to them in their lives than 99.99% of all humans in history.

What they mean by that is, "I've wasted and wasted and wasted what I was given and given and given and I covet that of those who did not."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (TzW+Y)

86 I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (LVNnd)

87 Makes Mrs Fetterman look like Lisa Douglas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (hH3Px)

88 80 "*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)

=========

Tell me your daddy paid for your education without telling me your daddy paid for your education.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

89 She is always, always a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is.

Posted by: ace

*******

Nice, if a bit convoluted.

How about:

Prom queen at the Waffle House.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (991eG)

90 86 I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (LVNnd)

-------

You stand alone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (JeYYB)

91 Just wagging the dick in your face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (R4t5M)

92 >>"*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

It's like they want to PROVE that Dance is Gay.

Even though none of us doubted that for even a second.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:25 PM (+Rtz8)

93 "*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All." ...
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)
++++
1. Fiona Apple thinks you need to shorten your title
2. "SuperLeviathonic" is certainly accurate. It is for the Super Leviathan. I can't argue with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:25 PM (zxP/x)

94 Wow!! Said nobody

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 14, 2023 01:25 PM (ytSiK)

95 I'm OK with the tap dancing. Not my cup a tea but I just imagine I'm a dictator and I'm yelling at them "DANCE, DANCE FOR ME, DANCE, FASTER, FASTER". Then I take out my gun and start shooting at their feet.

It makes it all seem better.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:20 PM (cMXNt)

I'll watch it again with that in mind. Also, "SMILE!!! SMILE BIGGER!!!" *blam* * blame*

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2023 01:25 PM (Kcw7x)

96 I checked my privilege. I'm a half quart low.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

97 Wow. All the grace and holiday artistry of a kangaroo falling out of a tree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (guGkK)

98 Not much disgusts me more than the vile sub-humans in and around the WH.
I'm to the point I will have nothing to do with anybody in that 40,000,000 that voted for these shits.
Family included.

Don't care mom. You voted for this. #1 son says fuck you. Don't care that you "just hate Trump" because your TV told you to, it's obvious you hate me too.

She wonders why I'm not doing Christmas with them this year.

Posted by: Reforger at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (MCAUk)

99 I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam.
Posted by: Pudinhead

********

I think huerfano covered that already:

... so big I could see her uvula.
Posted by: huerfano

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (991eG)

100 The postmodernists very shrewdly attacked the real cornerstone of civilization - the arts and humanities - first. They were wildly successful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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The iconoclasts lost in the end though in Byzantium and I believe this is what is happening here. The Bonfire of the Absurdities. I believe what we are seeing is the death of Western modern culture that has been omnipresent since WWI so that a rebirth can begin.

Leftists are not having kids, government coffers are empty with only paper IOU's in them, and the preoccupation of worshipping the barbarians and death is self limiting.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (JAi95)

101 Where is Fetterlump's front hole partner? Haven't seen her around lately.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (R4t5M)

102 >> I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam.

The Doctor hit her box with an air hose and the resulting Pussy-Dander White-Out looked like a Festive Snow Globe.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (+Rtz8)

103 The Wire needs to parody this badly. Just pick a whole slew of inappropriate places and have a bunch of fluffs dancing around. It's be hilarious.

prison yard
cemetery
someone's wedding
a police station
the waiting room of an Oncologist.

Posted by: Orson at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (dIske)

104 Don't they have consultants to protect them from displaying stupid overly fake art and science?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (J8LnB)

105 Should we also attack them for celebrating a RUSSIAN!?

And also, what, no trannie clodhoppers with their graceless hooves and adam's apples tromping about the stage?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (TzW+Y)

106 I passed on this video. This year I finally feel some Christmas spirit, after having Scrooged out the past few years.

I'm doing my best to stay in the zone.

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (DCtFS)

107 Si se pwodway!
Posted by: Dr Jill "Dumb as an Anvil" Biden at December 14, 2023

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To this day I cannot imagine how she could make such a flub. Don't they have language and PR advisors in the WH? With all the Hispanics that have been coming in to the US for forty years, surely *one* of them would be on her staff and could correct her pronunciation?

Unless, of course, she is so dumb AND arrogant she not only does not know anything about Spanish, she thinks she knows and refuses to be corrected -- the Peggy Hill of Capitol Hill.

Jeez'm crickets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (J2vNu)

108 " I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam."

Strap a go-pro on a Horta's head.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (hH3Px)

109 Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)
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If you hadn't posted the link, I would have sworn you were making that up.

Nope. The full title is just as juvenile and stupid as the performance itself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (7fElN)

110 The Ballbuster Suite KJP Edition. Of course this was inevitable.

http://tinyurl.com/5a8nm4ch

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (tyY91)

111 ~~The Biden Administration~~ [Deep State Democrats and Republicans are] intent on driving a wedge between the American people. It is quite literally all they can think about.

Fixed.

Joe Biden has not been driving the wedge. Not the Biden Administration either. They are the puppets, not the masters. This has been the Deep State -- Democrats and Republicans -- driving the wedge since January 2009 since they pushed Barack Obama on the scene.

When Obama was put in the White House, that was the start of the downfall of the country, as Obama and his radicals fired all non-radicals and replaced them with all like-minded Marxist radicals. And they all remained in their Deep State positions when Donald Trump miraculously won the 2016 election.

And with the help of George Soros over the past 2 decades, local cities and states were taken over by Marxist radical Secretaries of State, Attorneys General, Police Chiefs and District Attorneys.

And this does not even get into the Discover the Networks network of Marxist radical national and worldwide activist groups or the power and influence of the WEF.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (UKWFA)

112
"*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)

Holy Crap

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (z+89e)

113 Late stage empire crap.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (fs1hN)

114 Jill Biden is a very strange and pathetic character.

Kind of a whore.
Dumb.
Envious.
Power hungry.
Unskilled.
And willing to go along with the string pullers who use her husband. This is the worst one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (JeYYB)

115 What can we expect from a woman in her 70s who has no shame wearing fishnet stockings?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 14, 2023 01:28 PM (FgV+x)

116 I’m beginning to understand why the Aztecs sacrificed their opponents.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 01:28 PM (uKeRS)

117 I like tap dancing, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the nutcracker or Christ's birth.
Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (Kcw7x)

I understand that Dr. Jill is a bit of a nutcracker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:28 PM (guGkK)

118 Like I said earlier, compare and contrast with the Trump White House at Christmastime. Melanie had class. Jill has crass.

Posted by: Donning their ghey apparel at December 14, 2023 01:28 PM (wtpA4)

119 DOOM ... Abandon all hope people of America that was...

Posted by: Paladin at December 14, 2023 01:29 PM (oUzmL)

120 "9 They have sunk deep into corruption,
as in the days of Gibeah.
God will remember their wickedness
and punish them for their sins."

Hosea 9.9

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:29 PM (+Odgf)

121 Like I said earlier, compare and contrast with the Trump White House at Christmastime. Melanie had class. Jill has crass.

A Trailer Park Christmas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:29 PM (guGkK)

122 Calling 'Dr. Jill' stupid as an anvil is offensive and triggering to anvils of all ages, sizes, and shapes. Anvils have purpose, function, and never hurt anyone. They do not have feelings and neither does the 'doctor.' Remember, all anvils matter.

Posted by: Brant S. Fagan, soc at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (XEVwW)

123 "vulgar senior clodwhore"

Pre-2000 Pulitzer level stuff there.

Original? Regardless, I'm a-stealin'.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (KSNKu)

124 147 worthless Republicans voted on Thursday to reauthorize the FISA program abused by the FBI to spy on candidate and then President Donald Trump the entire time he was in office.

DC_Draino has the full list of shitbags.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (eYF7X)

125 " I was hoping for a video recording of Jill's last gyno exam."
*
Strap a go-pro on a Horta's head.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023

***
NO
PROBE
I

Posted by: Mother Horta at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (J2vNu)

126 at 12 Jill looks like Iggy Pop.
That is quite the insult to Iggy.

Posted by: teh Wind at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (l+V04)

127 I wonder how many vids of the good doctor Hunter has on his phone....

Posted by: Inogame at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (53oGX)

128 87 Makes Mrs Fetterman look like Lisa Douglas.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (hH3Px)

---------------

Lisa Douglas, mmmmmm.

Often overlooked in the Ginger/Mary Ann and Tabitha/Jeanne discussions.

But in my opinion Eva Gabor was quite MILF-tastic.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (cMXNt)

129 I enjoyed the tap dancing part. But the purple flowerhead guy needed to be pruned from the performance. Also, there was that atmosphere of degeneracy that I couldn't completely account for apart from purple flowerhead guy. But there was something else contributing to it.

Like -- "We're evil and perverted and proud of it and we are going to rub your noses in it."

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (Sf2cq)

130 100
Leftists are not having kids, government coffers are empty with only paper IOU's in them, and the preoccupation of worshipping the barbarians and death is self limiting.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:26 PM (JAi95)

=========

Red states need to bolster defenses and just watch blue states collapse.

All while making sure that they can survive the fed government's collapse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

131 >>A Trailer Park Christmas.

When Jill tells Joe that the Shitter is Full, he gets excited to see Hunter.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (+Rtz8)

132 I wonder how many vids of the good doctor Hunter has on his phone....
Posted by: Inogame at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (53oGX)
++++
:: vomits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (zxP/x)

133 Prom queen at the Waffle House.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I would not insult patrons of Waffle House that way. Far better to say an aging prom queen at a transsexual burlesque show.

Pretty much none what what our elites do or say can be traced to working class culture. Instead it is high culture by college graduates educated beyond their intelligence that eat this shit sandwich up becuz smartz!!!!

The guy spreading manure on a farm field does far more to deserve recognition than most any 'professional' nowadays including modern medical docs.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:31 PM (JAi95)

134 I just learned the state of Arizona is following the lead of other states (like Californica), raising the pay for disabled folks to meet their minimum wage rate (which is over $14 an hour).

Why?

Because we're not Californicated enough. Basically, if you have to pay the disabled minimum wage, you can't employ them in various types of sheltered workshops. The idiot lefties don't care. They claim they're doing good, but honestly, I don't believe they really think they are. Stupid people do, but not the ones who are intentionally driving this nation into the ground.

So sure, gay tranny Christmas. Just because.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

135 Strap a go-pro on a Horta's head.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 01:27 PM (hH3Px)
===

I'd follow that channel on YouTube

Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at December 14, 2023 01:31 PM (RIvkX)

136 122 Anvils have purpose, function, and never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Brant S. Fagan, soc at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (XEVwW)

---

We've had some user issues in the past.

Posted by: Acme Anvil Co. at December 14, 2023 01:32 PM (wzAuc)

137 There's something about elderly liberal women that drives them to dress as twenty-somethings. Also check of Andrea Mitchell and Maureen Dowd. It causes hysterical blindness in sufficient lighting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:32 PM (KSNKu)

138 Anvils have purpose, function, and never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Brant S. Fagan, soc at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (XEVwW)

I can only conclude that you've never seen Roadrunner cartoons.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (Sf2cq)

139 >>126 at 12 Jill looks like Iggy Pop.
That is quite the insult to Iggy.
Posted by: teh Wind

I was thinking an aged blonde Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (eYF7X)

140 Dr. Jill is how I imagine Earl Hickey's ex-wife Joy would be in the Whitehouse. Only less intelligent and decidedly unfunny.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (+lB4o)

141 80 OMG IT GETS EVEN WORSE!

According to the playbill at the kennedy-center website, this is the "full title" of Dorrance Dance's stupid Nutcracker Suite retard doppelganger.

"*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW

Posted by: bonhomme

Two words: Clas. Sy.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

142 I didn't realize tap was what Tchaikovsky had in mind for The Nutcracker.

It's like mixing caviar with dog food.

I think someone was recollecting Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines (White Nights) and confabulated a mix that didn't exist in the way they remember. Or they were high.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (aXxgO)

143 I like tap dancing, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the nutcracker or Christ's birth.
Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2023 01:23 PM (Kcw7x)

Not necessarily. Recently rediscovered texts show that the earliest Nativity accounts list the attending wise men as Gaspar, Melchior, Balthasar and Bojangles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (guGkK)

144 If Waffle House would bring back country ham I'd be on that like white on rice. This picnic ham fried is not getting the job done.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (LVNnd)

145 That was awful and embarrassing...to me. I didn't dance at the White House, and I would have nothing to do with it, but I'm embarrassed.

Those running the country are running a shitshow.

Look for the silver lining. Perhaps some of those who are too stupid to see the damage being done to our country by the left will reconsider their vote base purely on aesthetic considerations.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 01:33 PM (CsUN+)

146 123 "vulgar senior clodwhore"

Pre-2000 Pulitzer level stuff there.

Original? Regardless, I'm a-stealin'.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (KSNKu)

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Agree. Perfection.

vulgar senior clodwhore

------

Agree, perfect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (JeYYB)

147 And why would you even need an "interpretation" of the Nutcracker" It is such beautiful and complex music and ballet.

Oh yeah. - beautiful and complex. It must dumbed down and destroyed.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (JojsZ)

148 "But these people blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like unreasoning animals, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like animals they too will perish."

2 Peter 2:12

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (+Odgf)

149 A Trailer Park Christmas.
Posted by: Cicero
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This sort of mislabeling is why the blue collar class dislikes the GOP as much as the Dems. Both take every opportunity to shit on those whose finances do not permit what elites believe are desirable places to eat or live.

I would consider it more a DC Xmas which certainly has no relationship to Christ's birth.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (JAi95)

150 attending wise men as Gaspar, Melchior, Balthasar and Bojangles.
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Their dogs up and died?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (LVNnd)

151 >>> I enjoyed the tap dancing part.

did you think there was anything about it that was Christmas?

This is the White House christmas message.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

152 I want a pecan waffle now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (R4t5M)

153 Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:31 PM (JAi95)

This is where the late Roman Empire comparison falls flat. There never has been a trashier "elite." A bordello full of crack whores hitting the lottery would have more decorum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (KSNKu)

154

Full Title: We Present to You: The Looneypoop Guild

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

155 17 seconds on the video.

Then the eye bleach.

Posted by: Fritzy at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (LM1wn)

156 Because we're not Californicated enough. Basically, if you have to pay the disabled minimum wage, you can't employ them in various types of sheltered workshops. The idiot lefties don't care. They claim they're doing good, but honestly, I don't believe they really think they are. Stupid people do, but not the ones who are intentionally driving this nation into the ground.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

If something works as a virtue signal it is good by definition. consequences and outcomes are irrelevant to feel-goodism and self-perceived moral superiority.

And, as always, part of a lefty brain is the inability to understand cause and effect. That, to me, appears to define a lefty. They pursue stupid crap b/c they literally cannot perceive cause and effect.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (ky+MF)

157 And why would you even need an "interpretation" of the Nutcracker" It is such beautiful and complex music and ballet.

Oh yeah. - beautiful and complex. It must dumbed down and destroyed.
Posted by: Ripley
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Also, Rooooooshian.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (WSDq0)

158 147 worthless Republicans voted on Thursday to reauthorize the FISA program abused by the FBI to spy on candidate and then President Donald Trump the entire time he was in office.

DC_Draino has the full list of shitbags.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:30 PM (eYF7X)

This is why they voted for the impeachment inquiry, to give them cover for this treachery.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (hEv4o)

159 "she wrote the equivalent of an error-riddled high school term paper"

I think you're being too kind, Ace. Middle school book report at best.

Posted by: Simon Jester at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (BSu3l)

160 147 And why would you even need an "interpretation" of the Nutcracker" It is such beautiful and complex music and ballet.

Oh yeah. - beautiful and complex. It must dumbed down and destroyed.
Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (JojsZ)

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It needs to be interpreted because their original work gets no traction. By attaching themselves to something recognizable, they get audiences who want to shock the squares at scales they couldn't with "I hate whitey, a tap ballet in 7/8 time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

161 What do you expect from the babysitter who seduced the dad out from under the alcoholic mom? Whores are best at being stupid whores. Jill is excellent at that.

How much you want to bet they strip the White House on the way out the door, like the Clintoons?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at December 14, 2023 01:36 PM (EHSip)

162 151 did you think there was anything about it that was Christmas?

This is the White House christmas message.
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

=========

Where was the elf? On a shelf somewhere?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

163 Oh yeah. - beautiful and complex. It must dumbed down and destroyed.
---------------
Tchaikovsky, like Vivaldi, will increase your IQ if you listen to them. Imagine what the dancer's IQ was before being exposed to genius?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:36 PM (LVNnd)

164 Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

It brought to mind the original BLACK CHRISTMAS, and not as a pun but a user's guide.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:36 PM (KSNKu)

165 Nobody at the Kennedy Center watching knew what "SuperLevatholnic" and "Gong-Ch-Gong," etc meant. They're ludicrous, but they're not rubbing my nose in it because I didn't watch it-either at the Kennedy Center or at the WH, or in the clip provided.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 01:37 PM (RSbhh)

166 Nice, if a bit convoluted.

How about:

Prom queen at the Waffle House.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:24 PM (991eG)

The hottest woman at the bar at 2AM.

The hottest CNA at a Fresno nursing home.

The last remaining member of your nana's bridge club that still dresses up.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:37 PM (dGCAG)

167 161 What do you expect from the babysitter who seduced the dad out from under the alcoholic mom?
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Well, when mom finds out her husband has been 'showering' with her two boys she has reasons to drink and attempt to kill herself and the boys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:37 PM (LVNnd)

168 "*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation Blah Blah Bullsh*t Blah."

We're getting punked, right? This is just FU troll material. It has to be.

What dimwit middle school collective is running this country?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 01:37 PM (aXxgO)

169 This is the level of class I'd expect from these people.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 01:37 PM (W/lyH)

170 144 If Waffle House would bring back country ham I'd be on that like white on rice. This picnic ham fried is not getting the job done.
Posted by: Pudinhead

There was a joint in north Georgia called Waffle King that served country ham that you'd have to scrape the crud off before you could eat it. So salty that it instantly raised your BP by 50 points.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:38 PM (eYF7X)

171 did you think there was anything about it that was Christmas?

This is the White House christmas message.
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

Vague reference to the Nutcracker makes it kinda Christmas-y. But you make a point -- the Bidens have absolutely no appreciation or understanding of the meaning of Christmas and therefore have completely flopped in their attempt to relate to normal Americans.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (Sf2cq)

172 And would somebody explain Black Santa? I see it everywhere. St. Nicholas was Greek, and Sinterclaus came from the Netherlands. How did we get to Black Santa from there?

Except that according to the television, everyone is black now. Which is hilarious, because American blacks are mostly white anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (EHSip)

173 Reminder: This is what the neocons described as "the adults are in charge again."

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (JeYYB)

174 There was a joint in north Georgia called Waffle King that served country ham that you'd have to scrape the crud off before you could eat it. So salty that it instantly raised your BP by 50 points.
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You say that like there's something wrong with it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (LVNnd)

175 I'm going back to the crossword puzzle.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (qUkBO)

176 The wonder and magic of the birth of Jesus, symbolized in the art of a bunch of untalented homos and race hustlers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (guGkK)

177 I keep my white privilege in my back pocket along with the sweat, hard work, sacrifices and going without that my wife and I employed throughout our lives to get where we are. In my other back pocket I keep the hard work and sacrifices of my parents and grand parents. Kiss my rosy red ass you racist POS POC.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (9qEDG)

178 This is the same pure, unadulterated trash that was triggered by Trump eating fast food. If Putin can figure out some magical way to vaporize these pigs without hurting someone I like or trashing the economy, then, well, some things need to be done. They are truly embarrassing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:39 PM (KSNKu)

179 If something works as a virtue signal it is good by definition. consequences and outcomes are irrelevant to feel-goodism and self-perceived moral superiority.

And, as always, part of a lefty brain is the inability to understand cause and effect. That, to me, appears to define a lefty. They pursue stupid crap b/c they literally cannot perceive cause and effect.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at December 14, 2023 01:35 PM (ky+MF)

Yeah, but I expect there are some who are just too stupid to understand cause and effect.

And there are others who know the effect, and do it anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:40 PM (dGCAG)

180 This administrations priorities are;
1- The killing of babies
2- The promotion of child corruption
3- The promotion of homosexuality
4- Destruction of the family
5- Creating racial animus to divide the population

So- why does this surprise anyone?

Matthew 7:15-16

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:40 PM (+Odgf)

181 I can't watch it 'cos I needs me my eyes ... and as for 'Dr' Jillykins: I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick 'cos I wouldn't want to tell them where it had been when I returned it to them ... I'd be so ashaymed ...

Posted by: Dr_No at December 14, 2023 01:40 PM (ayRl+)

182 Nice to know the White House has brought back Black minstrels.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (tT6L1)

183 Well after reading the full title of this Nutcracker debacle, it seems like Dr. Jill isn't the only one who's dumber than an anvil. OOOO Gong-chi-gong!!!

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (0Htd1)

184 Israeli government spokesman Eylon Levy said Thursday that the State of Israel would welcome a visit by singer Taylor Swift and any other celebrities who wished to educate themselves about what Hamas terrorists did to Israelis in the October 7 terror attack.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

185 And 23 Skidoooo!

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (0Htd1)

186 This is where the late Roman Empire comparison falls flat. There never has been a trashier "elite." A bordello full of crack whores hitting the lottery would have more decorum.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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The Church helped prop up the dying Empire for more than a few years but it ended up where no one wanted to risk life or limb to defend their elites governing them. Heck, even the barbarian Goths were more respectful of Rome's civilization than the effete, inbred, Roman elite.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (JAi95)

187 You know if they didn't use the words Nutcracker or have the costumes you wouldn't be able to tell what they were trying to offer a 'tribute" too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (cMXNt)

188 181 I can't watch it 'cos I needs me my eyes ... and as for 'Dr' Jillykins: I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick 'cos I wouldn't want to tell them where it had been when I returned it to them ... I'd be so ashaymed ...
Posted by: Dr_No at December 14, 2023 01:40 PM (ayRl+)

I'm sure Hunter has a diary entry that describes Dr. Jill as a hot lay, so there's that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:42 PM (KSNKu)

189 f*cking delaware

used to be I could laugh at them

now it's just super sad

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:42 PM (AcWfM)

190 180 This administrations priorities are;
1- The killing of babies
2- The promotion of child corruption
3- The promotion of homosexuality
4- Destruction of the family
5- Creating racial animus to divide the population

So- why does this surprise anyone?

Matthew 7:15-16

Posted by: Marcus T
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Guess where those priorities came from as what elites should think---our elite colleges.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:42 PM (JAi95)

191 This leggy brunette who is scandalously showing off her stockings longs for the days of Melania's classy treatment of the White House's Christmas observance:
https://is.gd/Sg6Mj9

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 01:42 PM (zxP/x)

192 "Are you not entertained?"

Next comes the part where they whisk you away if you don't applaud.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:42 PM (+Odgf)

193 I have a fucking retarded aunt that probably watched this and cheered the whole way through. Wearing an N95 mask alone in her house. Just mentally destroyed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (R4t5M)

194 Hey, where are the little girls in fancy dresses, and freshly shampooed hair?

Posted by: Mr. President at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (0Htd1)

195 182 Nice to know the White House has brought back Black minstrels.
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Where is Reggie Love?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (LVNnd)

196 You know if they didn't use the words Nutcracker or have the costumes you wouldn't be able to tell what they were trying to offer a 'tribute" too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (cMXNt)

Truth be told though, you can't really "ruin" the Nutcracker.

No matter how hard you try.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (dGCAG)

197 Was the first dancer a dude?

Also, I need more racial representation. I don't see enough MINORITIES.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

198 They are the squares now.

A real radical would perform it as originally intended.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (TzW+Y)

199 Maj. Healey: "DC_Draino has the full list of shitbags."

From Texas, I expected Cornyn to further Deep State. I didn't really see it from Cruz.

So all the talk of Federal abuse and reigning it in was yet another of the continuing lies we've come to love. Get effed, the lot of you. You really don't want my vote, money, or support. I had slivers of hope. Alas, I am never cynical enough.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (aXxgO)

200 It's interesting how actual talent is utterly irrelevant to the "performance."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (guGkK)

201 She is always, always a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is.

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She's like a parody of a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of what a low-class white trash person's idea of what a Park Avenue sophisticate's idea of classy is.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (iWA0V)

202 thank you for the Kara Comparetto link upthread!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (AcWfM)

203
Israeli government spokesman Eylon Levy said Thursday that the State of Israel would welcome a visit by singer Taylor Swift and any other celebrities who wished to educate themselves about what Hamas terrorists did to Israelis in the October 7 terror attack.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM

Smart move. I doubt the American version of an Eva Braun wanna-be will take them up on it though.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (enJYY)

204 Tap dancing is gay. Fight me…

Just as one piece of evidence: the only unbearably bad movie I ever saw with the adorable Audrey Hepburn was Funny Face with…. Fred Astaire the tap dancer….

I’ll never get over my Audrey Hepburn crush….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (9Tih0)

205 The dancers were certainly no Nicholas Brothers.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2023 01:44 PM (4iIQh)

206 174 There was a joint in north Georgia called Waffle King that served country ham that you'd have to scrape the crud off before you could eat it. So salty that it instantly raised your BP by 50 points.
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You say that like there's something wrong with it.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Waffle House has a localized logistics with each store as a centralized profit center. That is why Waffle House is usually the last to shut down and the first back up after disasters. So contempt is not deserved by Waffle House nor its patrons.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (JAi95)

207 From Texas, I expected Cornyn to further Deep State. I didn't really see it from Cruz.

poor faker Ted is still shook from Jan 6

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (AcWfM)

208 A plot to unearth a buried Hamas weapons cache in Germany and launch terror attacks against the European Jewish community has ended in seven arrests across the continent, Mossad says.

German Police Arrest Islamist Teens Planning Attack on Christmas Market, Synagogue

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

209 >>191 This leggy brunette who is scandalously showing off her stockings longs for the days of Melania's classy treatment of the White House's Christmas observance:
https://is.gd/Sg6Mj9
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Natural looking boobies. I'd say about a 34C.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (eYF7X)

210 Their college presidents are dumb, plagiarist, antisemites who have the intelligence of a bag of rocks, and their "dancers" are racist buffoons who probably couldn't get a job washing cars. These are your "betters" and the "elite".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (+Odgf)

211 198 They are the squares now.

A real radical would perform it as originally intended.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (TzW+Y)

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Cool is never corporate. As soon as something becomes corporate, it cannot be cool. Cool is about being against the mainstream, about finding your own way, about not being told what to do.

The entire left is wholly owned by the corporate. Everything they do is corporate.

Sure, the GOP is led by Mitch McConnell, but the entire leftist movement is led by Blackrock while Bruce Springsteen sings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

212 > This leggy brunette

Ariadna Majewska

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (R38qh)

213 The Church helped prop up the dying Empire for more than a few years but it ended up where no one wanted to risk life or limb to defend their elites governing them. Heck, even the barbarian Goths were more respectful of Rome's civilization than the effete, inbred, Roman elite.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:41 PM (JAi95)

The declination to debase and degrade themselves with military service for the Roman elite is analogous, but the current Pig Class is without parallel in the trash department. Despicable, contemptible scum at its lowest.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)

214 Ariadna Majewska
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (R38qh)

And Feliz Navidad to you, sir.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (guGkK)

215 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (KRtlO)

216 People are drawing parallels to "Hunger Games".
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 14, 2023 01:10 PM (MvF+J)

And why not? At least one of the "volunteer" internet censoring groups considered itself modeled on Hogwarts.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2023 01:47 PM (D7oie)

217 oh it was South Park. Butters!

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO)

218 Watching this I'm thinking Trump just went up another four points over Biden.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 01:47 PM (+Odgf)

219 That's a longer title than Hoagy Carmichael's "I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank In The Streets Of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat On My Seat-o Hirohito Blues."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 01:47 PM (ScR16)

220 Watch as the Methhead Fairies dance and enchant young Hunter

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 01:47 PM (TzW+Y)

221 215 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (KRtlO)

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Dammit...I know exactly what you're talking about but I have the same block you do...

Looking through Google, I believe you are thinking of Butters in South Park.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

222 I would’ve pegged Hillary to be a Nutcracker fan, not DR. Jill.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (bDHsC)

223 Waffle House has a localized logistics with each store as a centralized profit center. That is why Waffle House is usually the last to shut down and the first back up after disasters. So contempt is not deserved by Waffle House nor its patrons.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:45 PM (JAi95)

From memory, Waffle House also is the only food chain that actually has formal training for cooks and wait staff. That may no longer be true but I think it was as recently as a few years back.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (KSNKu)

224 When the guy with the flower hat forgot his costume it was nice of Dr Jill to let him borrow one of her outfits.

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (Nge8H)

225 Aside from the dancers, look at the Room decorations. Classic trailer trash perspective: more is better. And if more is better, then a lot more is a lot better.

What garbage.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (W/lyH)

226 215 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?
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Not Blue Velvet, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (LVNnd)

227 It's got Comet Pizza written all over it. Very disturbing and macabre.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (CmpAD)

228 And more wonderful stuff in the Defense Bill...

Tim Kaine and Rubio put in language that makes it so you need an Act of Congress, to leave NATO.

So it they shoehorn Ukraine into NATO before the election... we will be at war with Russia almost immediately, with no Declaration of War needed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (xaFKb)

229 I'll wait till I'm loaded later.

Posted by: Baba ganoosh at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (FjYaO)

230 226 215 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?

it was Citizen Kane I think

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (AcWfM)

231 I didn't really see it from Cruz.

So all the talk of Federal abuse and reigning it in was yet another of the continuing lies we've come to love. Get effed, the lot of you. You really don't want my vote, money, or support. I had slivers of hope. Alas, I am never cynical enough.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrive

Cruz was appropriately labeled by a moron awhile back as a porch dog. Lots of barking and growling, but when it comes time for action, he's under the porch chewing on his bone.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (9qEDG)

232 Looking through Google, I believe you are thinking of Butters in South Park.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
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I believe the episode is "You've Been Served."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (ScR16)

233 228 And more wonderful stuff in the Defense Bill...

Tim Kaine and Rubio put in language that makes it so you need an Act of Congress, to leave NATO.

So it they shoehorn Ukraine into NATO before the election... we will be at war with Russia almost immediately, with no Declaration of War needed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (xaFKb)

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If the establishment wants a war in Ukraine to be the death knell of America, then so be it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

234 "*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All

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Dear Babbel,

I am returning the six-CD set oof "Learning Authentic Frontier Gibberish in 30 Days" that I purchased, for a full refund. It was defective.

Sincere.y,

S. Muldoon, Esq.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (991eG)

235 "...what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing"

Loose laces, man. Loose laces.

Posted by: Butters Stotch at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (aXxgO)

236
I would’ve pegged Hillary

[redacted]

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (enJYY)

237 22 So Prez Pampers started a affair with Jill when she was married?
Posted by: Jonah

His wife had died so it was totes okay for him to pork another man's wife.

Posted by: Mr. President at December 14, 2023 01:51 PM (0Htd1)

238 But Trump said "pussy". I would wish things but Harris would probably be worse than these assholes. Bet Putin and Xi are probably on the phone laughing their ass off.

Posted by: Dingbat at December 14, 2023 01:51 PM (jXGfJ)

239 The declination to debase and degrade themselves with military service for the Roman elite is analogous, but the current Pig Class is without parallel in the trash department. Despicable, contemptible scum at its lowest.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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No disagreement with that.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (JAi95)

240 At East Bay Glass' warehouse in Oakland, the varieties of glass seem endless. But one item that's not currently in stock due to it's high cost - is bullet-resistant, ballistic glass.

"The bulletproof glass is 3/8th inch all the way to 2.5 inches, points out Joshua Pratchard, the general manager.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

241 215 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2023 01:46 PM (KRtlO)

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Don't know, but that kinda reminds me of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid and Steve Martin's word that triggered him into a violent frenzy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (cMXNt)

242 They came to the attention of the White House because they're all about telling white people to "check their privilege."

I checked it at 4:00 am this morning when my cracker ass had to get out of bed to go work so welfare queens can lay around and do nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (dNGXd)

243 Ryan O'Neal scene from "Tough Guys Don't Dance" dir. by Normal Mailer based on his novel of the same name.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (TIizU)

244 "Can you imagine having to sit through the hours of rehearsal for ... that?"
______

I don't think there was much rehearsing for this, based on the 40 seconds of it I could stomach watching

Posted by: Gaff at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (jPS2y)

245
His wife had died so it was totes okay for him to pork another man's wife.
Posted by: Mr. President at December 14, 2023 01:51 PM (0Htd1)

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Like father, like son.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (JeYYB)

246 236 LOL. Sorry, DbZ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 01:52 PM (bDHsC)

247 Someone modified the idiot scion's press conference in the best way possible.

https://is.gd/nGBasw

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (R38qh)

248 That Ryan O'Neil clip is pretty funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (JeYYB)

249 They really do trash everything that's beautiful, don't they?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)

250 His wife had died so it was totes okay for him to pork another man's wife.
Posted by: Mr. President
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Wrong, the affair began when Joe was still married and Joe even ripped off his famous Corvette from Jill's former husband.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (JAi95)

251 Happy Inflation Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor.

Posted by: Candidus at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (Q7KYg)

252 If the establishment wants a war in Ukraine to be the death knell of America, then so be it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

Hear, hear. I'll miss hot water and such, but it almost would be worth it to see the fear in their eyes when they lose cell service.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (KSNKu)

253 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?

******

Was that Baryshnikov? in White Nights?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (991eG)

254 The goggles! They do nothing!!

Posted by: look whats not at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (nakGR)

255 Was the first dancer a dude?

Posted by: DOYLE at December 14, 2023 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

Is a bear Catholic?

Does the Pope shite in the woods?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (dGCAG)

256 The old "Gayer than twilight" test went obsolete.

Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (FhXTo)

257 bonhomme that is VERY awesome

and probably exactly what he looked like practicing his little speech!

also the way he speaks - I guess the veneers don't quite fit right? he sounds like a toothless man talking

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (AcWfM)

258 253 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people?

this prompt is worth a "wrong answers only" thread

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (AcWfM)

259 Michael Cohen's Former Attorney Ordered To Explain Citing Cases The Judge Believes Don't Exist

U.S. District Judge Jesse Furman ordered lawyer David M. Scwartz to provide copies of cited case law or explain why he should not be sanctioned.

... this sounds like a job from ChatGPT

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

260 80 OMG IT GETS EVEN WORSE!

According to the playbill at the kennedy-center website, this is the "full title" of Dorrance Dance's stupid Nutcracker Suite retard doppelganger.

"*Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All."

Source:
https://is.gd/3raLtW
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:22 PM (R38qh)

Ripping me off:

Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers

Posted by: zombie Tom Wolfe at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (TTAGa)

261
Someone modified the idiot scion's press conference in the best way possible.

https://is.gd/nGBasw

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM

Oh, that's good. The music is perfect but I can't place the song.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (enJYY)

262 Dorrance Dance, the New York City based tap dance company that performed the atrocious version of The Nutcracker Suite in the White House, has a full page on their site dedicated to teaching white people to "check their privilege".

Hey Dorrance Dance, how about you take your racist bullsh*t and shove it where the sun don't shine. Go enlist in the military for a few years and you will very quickly learn that skin color means nothing and everyone bleeds the same color.
Until then, piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (W/lyH)

263 Can't wait to wee what they have on tap for New Year's Eve...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (991eG)

264 Everything I need to know about Jill Biden is encompassed by the fact that she considered Joe Biden to be a catch.

Posted by: Yrral Dleifsarb at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (/kbyK)

265 That Outkast song Roses fits here.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (vF0Jo)

266 Babylon Bee is going to have a field day with this.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (dpsMr)

267 also the way he speaks - I guess the veneers don't quite fit right? he sounds like a toothless man talking
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:54 PM (AcWfM)
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I can't bear to watch - doesh he shound like Sean Connery in hish later yearsh?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (ScR16)

268 it was Citizen Kane I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (AcWfM)

Chariots of Fire, I think.

Or maybe The English Patient?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (dGCAG)

269 Jill has to be the worst lady in the WH

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (OyPBd)

270 263 Can't wait to wee what they have on tap for New Year's Eve...

but I definitely don't want to see their version of Valentine's Day

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (AcWfM)

271 The video is so aggressively artificial and plastic, from the dancers to the decor. There's nothing real about it but for its putridity.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (aXxgO)

272 I can't bear to watch - doesh he shound like Sean Connery in hish later yearsh?

yes!!! really he sounds like my former neighbor who had very few teeth left tho

you should watch it it's funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (AcWfM)

273 Wrong, the affair began when Joe was still married and Joe even ripped off his famous Corvette from Jill's former husband.

That guy has be damn happy he got rid of that stupid cum dumpster, and it only cost him a corvette.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (YRsIm)

274 264 Everything I need to know about Jill Biden is encompassed by the fact that she considered Joe Biden to be a catch.
Posted by: Yrral Dleifsarb at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (/kbyK)

Power, the ultimate aphrodisiac...

Posted by: zombie Henry Kissinger at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (TTAGa)

275 U.S. District Judge Jesse Furman ordered lawyer David M. Scwartz to provide copies of cited case law or explain why he should not be sanctioned.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

Now, disagreeing with a Judge, is illegal. In fact being wrong, is now also illegal, and grounds for the full force of the US Government to be used to persecute you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (xaFKb)

276 270 263 Can't wait to wee what they have on tap for New Year's Eve...

but I definitely don't want to see their version of Valentine's Day
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (AcWfM)

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Ha!

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (JeYYB)

277 268 it was Citizen Kane I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:49 PM (AcWfM)

Chariots of Fire, I think.

Or maybe The English Patient?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 01:56 PM (dGCAG)

My Dinner with Andre - the Director's Cut

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (N3zMI)

278 I can't bear to watch - doesh he shound like Sean Connery in hish later yearsh?

yes!!! really he sounds like my former neighbor who had very few teeth left tho

you should watch it it's funny
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (AcWfM)
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Definitely worth the price of admission!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (7fElN)

279 That guy has be damn happy he got rid of that stupid cum dumpster, and it only cost him a corvette.

what's funny is in recent interviews he basically says that, he's just upset the trashy duo are in the WH messing up all our lives

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (AcWfM)

280 273 Wrong, the affair began when Joe was still married and Joe even ripped off his famous Corvette from Jill's former husband.

That guy has be damn happy he got rid of that stupid cum dumpster, and it only cost him a corvette.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 14, 2023 01:57 PM (YRsIm)

The stupid cuck has given tearful interviews about how the loss of Dr. Jill has devastated him. Dr. Jill just did a loser upgrade.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (KSNKu)

281 Dear Babbel,

I am returning the six-CD set oof "Learning Authentic Frontier Gibberish in 30 Days" that I purchased, for a full refund. It was defective.

Sincere.y,

S. Muldoon, Esq.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 01:50 PM (991eG)
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Good luck with that.
Last time I checked poor Maryanne is still cruising around Paris with a totally confused cabbie who cannot understands what damned hotel she wants.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (W/lyH)

282 And the leader of the DEI party is an 80 year old demented white guy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (pyb5y)

283 Zen riddle: When Hunter is banging Dr. Jill, which one wears the Joe mask?

Jill. She then calls Hunter's dick a "dog-faced pony soldier" and they laugh for hours.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (OyOhQ)

284 That guy has be damn happy he got rid of that stupid cum dumpster, and it only cost him a corvette.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Reminds me of Monty Python's, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life song.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (JAi95)

285 My wife told me that King Chuck and Queen Camilla have a really cringe Christmas card out, showing them in those stupid giant crowns and coronation robes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (bDHsC)

286 FDA & HHS Sued Over Docs Revealing Suppression Of HCQ And Ivermectin

According to the lawsuit, the FDA released an informal consumer update 18 months into the pandemic discouraging the use of ivermectin to prevent and treat COVID-19. It then released a document on COVID-19 and ivermectin intended for animals and made four posts online—one on its website and three on social media featuring an image of a horse that stated the following:

“You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it.” “You are not a horse. Stop it with the #ivermectin. It's not authorized for treating #COVID.” “Hold your horses y'all. Ivermectin may be trending, but it still isn't authorized to treat COVID-19.”

In an internal email, a member of the FDA's communications team said the posts were part of a “new engagement strategy.” According to the lawsuit, the national media ran with headlines, and pharmacies, hospitals, and medical boards took notice of the FDA's position and began restricting access to the treatment.

The FDA also sent letters to the Federation of State Medical Boards and the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy warning against using ivermectin to treat COVID-19.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

287 The video is so aggressively artificial and plastic, from the dancers to the decor. There's nothing real about it but for its putridity.

Hence the phrase "fake and gay".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2023 02:00 PM (OyOhQ)

288 From memory, Waffle House also is the only food chain that actually has formal training for cooks and wait staff. That may no longer be true but I think it was as recently as a few years back.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 01:48 PM (KSNKu)

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Customer Interface 201: Darlin' or Sweetie: A Comparative Study.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:00 PM (wzAuc)

289 Speaking of grand cinema, I finally watched The Suicide Squad yesterday. For those of you who watched Suicide Squad and/or Birds Of Prey (I watched those two recently so you don't have to), The Suicide Squad is light years better.

It's not a masterpiece, but compared to the other two... which you don't have to watch in order to get TSS. Some of the same characters, yes, and Margot Robbie gets to do her Harley Quinn one more time (I think this is enough, we don't have to see more). It's done this time by James Gunn, and no matter what else you think of the guy, he does know how to make a movie.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:00 PM (dGCAG)

290 Just what Jesus wanted for his birthday, a Celebration of PRIDE.

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Would anybody be surprised if they had Santa crucified on a cross?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:00 PM (fjTu1)

291 Only 50% of the dancers are black. How racist!!! We all know the black population is 92% of America, per TV commercials.

Posted by: Montec at December 14, 2023 02:01 PM (Tll0L)

292 The stupid cuck has given tearful interviews about how the loss of Dr. Jill has devastated him. Dr. Jill just did a loser upgrade.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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Hey, I know a lotta guys that would mourn the loss of a Corvette, not so much Jill. The Dr. Jill stuff came about becuz the jilted spouse gave interviews indicating that Joe and Jill's affair occurred when they were both still married instead of after Joe's wife died. If I remember correctly, someone told the husband that Jill and Joe were seen cavorting in his Corvette.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (JAi95)

293 Reminds me of Monty Python's, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life song.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (JAi95)
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Fun Fact: after the HMS Sheffield was sunk in the Falklands Way, the sailors waiting to be rescued sang "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life,"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (ScR16)

294 Hey Dorrance Dance, how about you take your racist bullsh*t and shove it where the sun don't shine. Go enlist in the military for a few years and you will very quickly learn that skin color means nothing and everyone bleeds the same color.
Until then, piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (W/lyH)

Dorrance Dance will learn no such thing. Skin color is the ONLY thing that matters to today's fake and gay armed losers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (KSNKu)

295 292 The stupid cuck has given tearful interviews about how the loss of Dr. Jill has devastated him. Dr. Jill just did a loser upgrade.

huh. the one I saw he seemed pretty cheery. not so much about the car thing ... and he is for sure not a Dem

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (AcWfM)

296 Ecce homo (/ˈɛksi ˈhoʊmoʊ/, Ecclesiastical Latin: [ˈettʃe ˈomo], Classical Latin: [ˈɛkkɛ ˈhɔmoː]; "behold the man") are the Latin words used by Pontius Pilate in the Vulgate translation of the Gospel of John, when he presents a scourged Jesus, bound and crowned with thorns, to a hostile crowd shortly before his Crucifixion (John 19:5).

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

297 They also state to "be mindful of who/what is financially supporting the candidates you vote for" while linking site visitors to BLM and SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."

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SURJ? What, " Kill Whitey" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (fjTu1)

298 264 Everything I need to know about Jill Biden is encompassed by the fact that she considered Joe Biden to be a catch.

Posted by: Yrral Dleifsarb at December 14, 2023 01:55 PM (/kbyK)

++++

I wouldn't even want to be physically in the same city he was in. He is so utterly creepy he makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (CmpAD)

299 But let’s just be honest here, dumb white women, love this shit. It makes them think they’re cultured.

Posted by: Equate at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (7qznh)

300 285 My wife told me that King Chuck and Queen Camilla have a really cringe Christmas card out, showing them in those stupid giant crowns and coronation robes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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The card reminds me of the old Imperial Margarine ad.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (JAi95)

301 I was hoping for a tap dancing White House chef. Disappointed.

Posted by: Barry, at Martha's Vineyard at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (XeU6L)

302 Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All.
Posted by: bonhomme

We have looked on your works, and despaired.

Posted by: Japanese light novel authors at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (wqjuY)

303 My wife told me that King Chuck and Queen Camilla have a really cringe Christmas card out, showing them in those stupid giant crowns and coronation robes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 01:59 PM (bDHsC)

They don't actually call her queen now, do they?

Could have been worse, could have included other family, I suppose. Sparkle Markle wasn't available, and Chuck's son Andy is presumably off diddling teenagers somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:03 PM (dGCAG)

304 Fun Fact: after the HMS Sheffield was sunk in the Falklands Way, the sailors waiting to be rescued sang "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life,"
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Most societies don't deserve the fine folks that defend them.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:04 PM (JAi95)

305 I blind bought the movie Yesterday, and it just arrived.

Danny Boyle can't go wrong, is my assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

306 Good luck with that.
Last time I checked poor Maryanne is still cruising around Paris with a totally confused cabbie who cannot understands what damned hotel she wants.
Posted by: Diogenes

*******

Heh. From my time stationed in Europe I assumed that the only thing that irked French waiters more than an American speaking English was an American speaking French.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (991eG)

307 If I remember correctly, someone told the husband that Jill and Joe were seen cavorting in his Corvette.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (JAi95)
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I wouldn't think the cockpit on a Corvette was big enough for a good cavort.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (ScR16)

308 I couldn't finish watching that sick trash. A repulsive display in the name of celebrating the birth of our Lord. So typical of the Bidens. So typical of the modern day Demotrash Party. I did LOL at the Ryan O'Neal clip, so there's that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (mupln)

309 Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (JAi95)

I didn't think my semi-recollection could get worse.

Wrong.

The closest analogy was when Sen. John Edwards told his squeeze that he would marry her after his wife died of cancer, and the wedding would feature a rooftop live performance by Hootie and the Blowfish. That's some epic trash right there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (KSNKu)

310 Not enough "dog play".

Posted by: Gen. Milley, Conquerer of Kabul, Almost at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (LaNzR)

311 Just what Jesus wanted for his birthday, a Celebration of PRIDE.

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Would anybody be surprised if they had Santa crucified on a cross?
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:00 PM (fjTu1)
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I'd be very surprised if they had a proper Nativity scene.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (7fElN)

312 New thread, about IBM's hiring practices. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (Mvc4R)

313 The folks that are always demanding that white people "check their privilege" never follow that up with an explanation as to why, exactly, someone would voluntarily give up an advantage they have which doesn't require the person allegedly benefiting to do anything wrong or immoral.

Posted by: harrison bergeron at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (JuaQi)

314 307 If I remember correctly, someone told the husband that Jill and Joe were seen cavorting in his Corvette.
Posted by: whig at December 14, 2023 02:02 PM (JAi95)
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I wouldn't think the cockpit on a Corvette was big enough for a good cavort.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (ScR16)

More like tooling around...if you know what I mean.

***wink, wink, nudge, nudge***

Posted by: browndog knows that area well at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (TTAGa)

315 Danny Boyle can't go wrong, is my assumption.
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Mmm, I couldn't last 10 minutes watching 'The Beach.'

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (LVNnd)

316 Heh. From my time stationed in Europe I assumed that the only thing that irked French waiters more than an American speaking English was an American speaking French.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (991eG)
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If you really wanted the French to snap to, you had to speak German.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (ScR16)

317 Damn, tone it down, guys.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (LaNzR)

318 291 Only 50% of the dancers are black. How racist!!! We all know the black population is 92% of America, per TV commercials.
Posted by: Montec at December 14, 2023 02:01 PM (Tll0L)

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I think that 92% is interracial couples in America.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (wzAuc)

319 Full Title: We Present to You: The Nutcracker Suite or, a Rhythmaturgical Evocation of the SuperLeviathonic Enchantments of Duke and Billy’s Supreme Adaptation of Tchaikovsky’s Masterpiece That Tells a Tale of a Misunderstood Girl Who Kills a King and Meets a Queen and Don’t Forget OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh’-Gon-Make-It-Daddy, and That It Ain’t So Bad After All.""

Wait a minute...

Isn't that Fetterman's Lump's legal name?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (QzZeQ)

320 41 If trump gets elected, hunter will smoke crack AND leave the country? What to do. What to do.
Posted by: nckate

Well, duh, he has to go to places like China and Ukraine to get the money for crack. That shit aint cheap.

Posted by: Mr. President at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (0Htd1)

321 My Dinner with Andre - the Director's Cut
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2023 01:58 PM (N3zMI)

Maybe. I always get that one mixed up with Dude, Where's My Car.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (dGCAG)

322 Ecce homo (/ˈɛksi ˈhoʊmoʊ/, Ecclesiastical Latin: [ˈettʃe ˈomo], Classical Latin: [ˈɛkkɛ ˈhɔmoː]; "behold the man") are the Latin words used by Pontius Pilate in the Vulgate translation of the Gospel of John, when he presents a scourged Jesus, bound and crowned with thorns, to a hostile crowd shortly before his Crucifixion (John 19:5).
Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023

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I suspect that Latin ecce gave rise to Spanish aqui "here," which would also fit if you translated it as 'Here is the man." Not sure what the French and Italian equivalents to "here" are.

Posted by: Mother Horta at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

323 Just what Jesus wanted for his birthday, a Celebration of PRIDE.

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So Mary, exhausted from the delivery and feeding, has finally having gotten baby Jesus to sleep. She looks up. There stands little Jacob who has decided what Mary needs is a drum solo.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)

324 It would’ve been significantly better if they’d have gotten zombie George Michael and the other Wham! Guy together to do another rendition of Last Christmas

I actually like that song….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (9Tih0)

325 315 Danny Boyle can't go wrong, is my assumption.
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Mmm, I couldn't last 10 minutes watching 'The Beach.'
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (LVNnd)

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The Beach is prove that I am wrong. But Danny Boyle can't go wrong more than once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

326 The real outrage here is that hallway with all the trees decked in white lights and white ornaments. Just as when Melania Trump decorated the White House, it's a shocking display of racism and White Supremacy. Right?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (lg881)

327 Bill Stevenson (Jill Biden's ex) said Joe and his family tried to financially harm Stevenson too. The Biden crime family.
Article from "NY Post":

http://tinyurl.com/2v84fnfm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (RSbhh)

328 So Mary, exhausted from the delivery and feeding, has finally having gotten baby Jesus to sleep. She looks up. There stands little Jacob who has decided what Mary needs is a drum solo.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
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Could have been worse. Could have been a bass solo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (ScR16)

329 I guess the guy with the purple flower on his head is the Sugar Plum Fairy. Other than that, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (pTb/Z)

330 Last time I checked poor Maryanne is still cruising around Paris with a totally confused cabbie who cannot understands what damned hotel she wants.
Posted by: Diogenes
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It took me a while to figure out that Hôtel de Ville might not be what I thought it was.

Posted by: Maryanne at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (XeU6L)

331 Ew. I'm glad I didn't' t pick up their Luggage.

Posted by: DOE Assistant Secretary of Nuclear Waste, Crossdressing and Fellating at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (LaNzR)

332 I saw OOOO-Gong-Chi-Gong-Sh'-Gon-Make-It-Daddy open for the Grateful Dead at the Tour From Hell in '95.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (iJvK4)

333 The closest analogy was when Sen. John Edwards told his squeeze that he would marry her after his wife died of cancer, and the wedding would feature a rooftop live performance by Hootie and the Blowfish. That's some epic trash right there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023

***
From Friends, after Monica, Chandler, and Ross have partied with that band:

Chandler (peering at a mark on Monica's neck): "Is that a hickey I see?"
Monica (clearly uncomfortable): "That would be . . . the work of a Blowfish."

Posted by: Mother Horta at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

334 That Ryan O'Neil clip is pretty funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 01:53 PM (JeYYB)

isn't that clip from that detective movie that Norman Mailer made over a weekend at Fire Island or some such thing?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (QzZeQ)

335 Last time I checked poor Maryanne is still cruising around Paris with a totally confused cabbie who cannot understands what damned hotel she wants.
Posted by: Diogenes
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It took me a while to figure out that Hôtel de Ville might not be what I thought it was.
Posted by: Maryanne at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (XeU6L)
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Don't even get started on the Hotel des Invalides.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (ScR16)

336 CLEANING WOMAN!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

337 So Mary, exhausted from the delivery and feeding, has finally having gotten baby Jesus to sleep. She looks up. There stands little Jacob who has decided what Mary needs is a drum solo.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
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*cough* Aaron

Posted by: Who hated people, all people at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (pTb/Z)

338 My late, beloved wife and I were in the habit of going to the Virginia Symphony 5 or 6 times a year. Balcony seats were not expensive and it was a pleasant diversion listening to talented people. The last time we went was to a "Holiday" concert. They played "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" and had a young POC break dance to it. He wasn't very good and should have maybe received polite applause. However, the 99.5% white audience leaped to their feet and gave him a standing ovation, more than the symphony performers got at the end. It was embarrassing and we decided we didn't want to be in a crowd with people with judgement like this again. Our last visit. Everything is ruined, which is why we have Doktor Dr. Jilly now.

Posted by: Reality Is Not Pretty at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (83IzV)

339 I suspect that Latin ecce gave rise to Spanish aqui "here," which would also fit if you translated it as 'Here is the man." Not sure what the French and Italian equivalents to "here" are.

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Ici is French for "here," and you can see the kinship to ecce. Can't think of the Italian, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

340 New poll by Khalil Shikaki Institute (the most reliable polster in Palestinian territories):

72% of Palestinians support Hamas' massacre. In West Bank (under Palestinian Authority rule) the support for massacre is 82%, with only 12% opposing the massacre.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

341 Mary needs is a drum solo.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
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Could have been worse. Could have been a bass solo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (ScR16)

Haha. I was thinking about the old (much longer) joke of the explorer in the jungle hearing the drums day after day, his guides getting more and more frightened. Finally when the drums stop and the natives panic, the explorer asks why they're so frightened. "After drums stop... bass solo!"

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (lg881)

342 Ici is French for "here," and you can see the kinship to ecce. Can't think of the Italian, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)
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Ecco.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (ScR16)

343 CLEANING WOMAN!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2023

***
"The clean up woman will wipe his blues away,
She'll give him plenty lovin' 24 hours a day,
The clean up woman, she'll sweep him off his feet,
She's the one who'll take him in when you dump him in the street --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (J2vNu)

344 325 315 Danny Boyle can't go wrong, is my assumption.
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Mmm, I couldn't last 10 minutes watching 'The Beach.'
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (LVNnd)

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The Beach is prove that I am wrong. But Danny Boyle can't go wrong more than once.
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Vote Harder!

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (tlsIq)

345 Serious question. Are Rosa Delauro and Jill Biden sisters?

Posted by: dave's not here, man at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (raPis)

346 So Mary, exhausted from the delivery and feeding, has finally having gotten baby Jesus to sleep. She looks up. There stands little Jacob who has decided what Mary needs is a drum solo.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
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Could have been worse. Could have been a bass solo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (ScR16)

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* The tuba solo has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (iJvK4)

347 72% of Palestinians support Hamas' massacre. In West Bank (under Palestinian Authority rule) the support for massacre is 82%, with only 12% opposing the massacre.
Posted by: SMOD

Sterilize gaza.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (dNGXd)

348 Ici is French for "here," and you can see the kinship to ecce. Can't think of the Italian, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023
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Ecco.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023

***
Thank you, Capt.! Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

Posted by: Wolfus Could Been a Linguistics Contenda at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (J2vNu)

349 Posted by: Reality Is Not Pretty at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (83IzV)

Contrary to the current narrative, white people have been way, way too tolerant too long. That has to change if even a semblance of actual culture is to remain.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (KSNKu)

350 I wake up every day focused on the issues facing the American people – real issues that impact their lives, and the strength and security of our country and the world. Unfortunately, House Republicans are not joining me. Instead of doing anything to help make Americans’ lives better, they are focused on attacking me with lies. Instead of doing their job on the urgent work that needs to be done, they are choosing to waste time on this baseless political stunt that even Republicans in Congress admit is not supported by facts.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

351 Contrary to the current narrative, white people have been way, way too tolerant too long. That has to change if even a semblance of actual culture is to remain
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C'mon, every culture needs two Color Purples. Its who we are!

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (tlsIq)

352 Nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

353 Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

Sir, it's that big white house over there with a black iron gate around it. This is what the kids call a "blog."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (KSNKu)

354 Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (RHGPo)
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Pudding Brain Joe has reached the "pound on the table" stage of legal defense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (ScR16)

355 and SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."
_____

Justice is justice, racial justice is something other than justice

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (fs1hN)

356 So Mary, exhausted from the delivery and feeding, has finally having gotten baby Jesus to sleep. She looks up. There stands little Jacob who has decided what Mary needs is a drum solo.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
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Could have been worse. Could have been a bass solo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (ScR16)

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* The tuba solo has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS

*Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass just got off the bus.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (dNGXd)

357 Danny Boyle can't go wrong, is my assumption.
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Mmm, I couldn't last 10 minutes watching 'The Beach.'
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (LVNnd)

The Beach is prove that I am wrong. But Danny Boyle can't go wrong more than once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

Lesse here. The The beach came

28 Days Late - good, then
Millions- woke crap, then
Sunshine - awesome, then
Slumdog millionaire - wokish but good, then-
127 Hours - crap, then
Trance - good to awesome during Rosario Dawson's full facial nekkid scenes, then
Steve Jobs crap, then
T2 - okay
and now

Yesterday....flip a coin buck, but I don't like your odds.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (QzZeQ)

358 "I wouldn't think the cockpit on a Corvette was big enough for a good cavort."

Dr Jill''s cockpit is quite...um...nevermind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (hH3Px)

359 My late, beloved wife and I were in the habit of going to the Virginia Symphony 5 or 6 times a year. Balcony seats were not expensive and it was a pleasant diversion listening to talented people. The last time we went was to a "Holiday" concert. They played "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" and had a young POC break dance to it. He wasn't very good and should have maybe received polite applause. However, the 99.5% white audience leaped to their feet and gave him a standing ovation, more than the symphony performers got at the end. It was embarrassing and we decided we didn't want to be in a crowd with people with judgement like this again. Our last visit. Everything is ruined, which is why we have Doktor Dr. Jilly now.

Posted by: Reality Is Not Pretty at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (83IzV)

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In many ways, this too is the story of Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (iJvK4)

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Posted by: ShainS

*Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass just got off the bus.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (dNGXd)

And I had to deal with a cranky piccolo player...

Posted by: zombie John Phillip Sousa at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (TTAGa)

361 Damn,, that was G.A.Y

Posted by: Zombie Rip Taylor at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (X4yCj)

362 *Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass just got off the bus.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (dNGXd)

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Heh.

Herb was interviewed by a local conservative talk radio station owner (big blues & jazz fan) a few years ago; he sounds like a prince of a man, and he's helped other up-and-coming performers with their careers.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (iJvK4)

363 They also state to "be mindful of who/what is financially supporting the candidates you vote for

I would love to know who/what is supporting/running the candidates THEY vote for. There's no way any of these dull perverted weirdos that supposedly run things came up with their own plans.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (qW50e)

364 That cannot be unseen.
I fought the Zombie Helen Thomas in the infinite darkness of the Barrel, begged to be lit on fire, did things no living soul should have to do to survive it, and this scarred me more.

Posted by: Iblis at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (9221z)

365 The founder of the "dance" company is quite White. White as Snow.

And really good at grabbing donations from Foundations. Big surprise!

Posted by: PJ at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (G1dq6)

366 what was that sitcom or movie where the character had a psychological block against tap dancing, because he had tap-danced as a child and caused a chain reaction that led to the grisly deaths of several people

There was a south part episode I believe....

Posted by: Beeman at December 14, 2023 03:13 PM (B6/T0)

367 Ok, I really despise the cheap, fake, tackiness of Jill Biden and the Biden clan.....and I am a rock-solid conservative who thinks the entire Biden family are corrupt influence peddlers and criminals.......... however, I didn't actually mind this tap dancing performance....... it was evocative of 40's big band tap-dancing movies with Donald O'Connor, Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire........well, more like their backup background dancers really..... but it still had that 40's Hollywood dance production vibe....... the part I would criticize is towards the end when they are trying to tap-dance on carpet...... that just doesn't work......

there has also been alot of criticism that this doesn't speak to the Christmas Nativity...... that is true.....but neither does the original Nutcracker Ballet and it is still to this day a very popular Christmas production all over the world...........just as "A Christmas Carol" is a very popular Christmas production that has no tie in to the Nativity.

There is plenty to criticize the Biden's for...... but the only thing I think is cringe about this dance number, to me anyways, is that it evoked a "Happy Days are Here Again" FDR White House vibe, to me.

Posted by: Monica at December 14, 2023 03:18 PM (Tz42o)

368 Could not even get to the end of the video. There is no amount of ocular oxidizer left in the known universe to recover from that.....abonation.

That crap was worse than throwing both tracks to the inside off of all the roadwheels with both sheered sprockets
and final drive mounting bolts sponsion box deep in a HTA mud bog in late February (not that it has EVER happened to yours truly.

Posted by: Eric (The OC Tanker) at December 14, 2023 04:06 PM (UDl7v)

369 #204 I hear 'ya spittin rhymes. They don't come an lovelier.

Posted by: AudreyHepburnLover at December 14, 2023 04:51 PM (hFIdm)

370 @262 Dorrance Dance, the New York City based tap dance company that performed the atrocious version of The Nutcracker Suite in the White House, has a full page on their site dedicated to teaching white people to "check their privilege".
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'Check their (your) privilege' is just code for 'Censor yourself'. How 'bout my code of 'Go fuck yourself' ... ? I like that one much mo' better-er ...

Posted by: Dr_No at December 14, 2023 05:11 PM (ayRl+)

371 Santa is going to need extra load of Coal when he arrives in Washington D.C.(District of Crooks)and especially the Democrats

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