The Week In Woke

Another victory for Havard's First True Scholar in History Claudia Gay: The school is telling its Jewish center to hide its menorah every night, because they know that Havard students will vandalize it, and Harvard doesn't want the bad PR.

The anti-Semitic vandalization is fine. But the bad press? Unacceptable.

Harvard forces a Jewish student group to hide its menorah each night after its lighting over fears of vandalism that "won't look good" for the Ivy League school, the rabbi of Harvard Chabad said.
"On our campus in the shadow of Widener Library, we in the Jewish community are instructed, 'We'll let you have the menorah, you made your point, OK. Pack it up, don't leave it out overnight because there will be criminal activity we fear and it won't look good'," Rabbi Hirschy Zarchi said at a Hanukkah lighting Wednesday night.

Nikole Hannah-Jones says that any criticism of Havard's historic first black woman, who was clearly hired only for her DEI checkbox value, is...

I mean, do I have to even finish the sentence? Your brains can autocomplete it, right?

Yes, so the stupid thing that stupid people always say, this stupid person said it.

Even CNN is noticing that Everything Woke Turns to Shit. Fareed Zakaria opined this past Sunday that universities no longer promote merit, only political agendas and "inclusion."

"[W]e have to understand the broad shift that has taken place at elite universities, which have gone from being centers of excellence to institutions pushing political agendas. People sense the transformation.
American universities have been neglecting a core focus on excellence in order to pursue a variety of agendas, many of them clustered around diversity and inclusion. It started with the best of intentions. Colleges wanted to make sure young people of all backgrounds had access to higher education and felt comfortable on campus. But those good intentions have morphed into a dogmatic ideology and turn these universities into places where the pervasive goals of political and social engineering, not academic merit. As the evidence produced for the recent Supreme Court case on affirmative action showed, universities have systematically downplayed merit based criteria for admissions in favor of racial quotas. Some universities' response to this ruling seems to be that they will go further down this path, eliminating the requirement for any standardized tests like the SAT. That move would allow them to then take students with little reference to objective criteria. Of course, those who would suffer most would be bright students from poor backgrounds who normally use tests like PSAT to demonstrate their qualifications. In the humanities hiring for new academic positions now appears to center on the race and gender of the applicant, as well as the subject matter, which needs to be about marginalized groups. A white man studying the American presidency does not have a prayer of getting tenure at a major history department.

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America's top colleges are no longer seen as bastions of excellence but partisan outfits, which means they will keep getting buffeted by these political storms as they emerge. They should abandon this long misadventure into politics, retrain their gaze on their core strengths, and rebuild their reputations as centers of research and learning.

He also discussed their lack of political diversity and their discrimination against Jews and Asians. You can click on the link if you want to read about that. I thought it was more interesting that he gripped the third rail of the leftwing Racial Marxism cult-- questioning diversity quotas and equating them with inferior results. He sounds like some sort of racist white Uncle I might see at a Thanksgiving dinner which I might read about in a Salon article.

If you liked the last epidemic of monkeypox that our "health" authorities refused to take any steps to mitigate -- steps like telling gay men to please stop having orgies with anonymous partners, just until the epidemic blows over; that was considered too much of an ask of the gay community -- you're going to love the next monkeypox epidemic, which features a bug with a higher mortality rate.

From Beege Welborne, an apparently real -- let me put some quotation mark around "real" -- academic paper.

Let me put some quotation marks around "academic" as well.

Misogyny, authoritarianism, and climate change

So far, a plus and a minus: these words seem all picked at random with no possible relationship to each other, which is a minus, but, on the other hand, they are all real words in use in the English language, which is huge and unexpected plus, so, thusfar, I'd say we're way, way ahead of where I thought we'd be by now.

Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders who successfully use misogyny as a political strategy and present environmental concern in feminine and inferior terms.

They spent $300 million to produce this crazy paper, but you can see it, every dollar is all up on the screen!!!

The ascendancy of such projects raise questions involving socioeconomic structures, political communication, and the psychological underpinnings of people's attitudes.
We offer misogyny, conceptualized in a specific way -- not simply as hatred or disgust for women, but as a way of accessing a gendered hierarchy whereby that which is labeled "feminine" is perceived as inferior, devalued, and amenable to be attacked -- as a relevant transmission mechanism in how ELMAs like Trump may connect with public opinion by systematically investigating the interplay between misogyny, authoritarianism, and climate change in the context of the United States.

Um, I'm not an academic or an expert in feminist theory, but I'm pretty sure that what they offered as their supposedly novel definition of "feminine" -- as used by thuggish brutes like myself -- has been ascribed to the word "feminine" sixty three billion times and is in fact the standard reading given to "feminine" in these screeds.

You cannot write, "and when I use the term 'screw,' I use the term idiosyncratically to mean a cylinder with an inclined plane wrapped around its axis.'" That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

Using a survey methodology (N = 314) and up-to-date questionnaires, we provide a concrete empirical underpinning for recent analytical and theoretical work on the complexity of misogyny. We analyze how misogynist and authoritarian attitudes correlate with climate change, adding to the literature on opposition to climate change policy. An additional exploratory aspect of our study concerning US voter preferences clearly indicates that Trump supporters are more misogynist, more authoritarian, and less concerned with the environment.

Why would "ELMAs" ever think of the word "feminine" -- or "feminist" -- as meaning "inferior" or "silly" or "trivial" or "useless"

it's such a mystery

All of "academics" has been turned away from actual research into how the world works and actual new knowledge which could better mankind into evermore convoluted arguments as to WHY I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT ARGUMENT I HAD LAST WEEK ON FACEBOOK!!!! AAARGH! MY STEPFATHER!!! HE JUST DOESN'T *GET IT*!!! I WISH I COULD SLIT THAT MISOGYNIST'S THROAT!!!!

There's more at the link for any of you ELMAs who want to read why you hate women and trees and votes.

Now you're not going to believe this, but it just may be possible that the failure factories we call universities are not only causing young people to support Hamas through direct indoctrination, but also indirectly, by being massively incompetent and leaving young people completely ignorant and therefore empty-headed and willing to believe anything.

I know it sounds crazy, but David Strom links this research published by a MAN at the WSJ. Most likely an ELMA.

He says that young people today are, let me look up his exact verbiage, ah hang on let me translate from the French, les jeunes d'au'jourd'ui..., "Today's youth o are as dumb as a puddle of mud that's been fucked by retards."

When college students who sympathize with Palestinians chant "From the river to the sea," do they know what they're talking about? I hired a survey firm to poll 250 students from a variety of backgrounds across the U.S. Most said they supported the chant, some enthusiastically so (32.8%) and others to a lesser extent (53.2%).
But only 47% of the students who embrace the slogan were able to name the river and the sea. Some of the alternative answers were the Nile and the Euphrates, the Caribbean, the Dead Sea (which is a lake) and the Atlantic. Less than a quarter of these students knew who Yasser Arafat was (12 of them, or more than 10%, thought he was the first prime minister of Israel). Asked in what decade Israelis and Palestinians had signed the Oslo Accords, more than a quarter of the chant's supporters claimed that no such peace agreements had ever been signed. There's no shame in being ignorant, unless one is screaming for the extermination of millions.
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In all, after learning a handful of basic facts about the Middle East, 67.8% of students went from supporting "from the river to sea" to rejecting the mantra. These students had never seen a map of the Mideast and knew little about the region's geography, history or demography. Those who hope to encourage extremism depend on the political ignorance of their audiences. It is time for good teachers to join the fray and combat bias with education.

That's a laugh. First of all, most teachers are stupid. Second of all, the Regime wants the kids stupid, because the stupid are weak, scared, and easily led.

Who does this guy think has been teaching these kids for the past 60 years? Did he think we traveled for 60 years, taking every single step nearer the fire, and arrived now at the edges of Hell itself, all by accident?

No. This was the plan. We are following the map.

The Manchester police reported that a "woman" sexually abused her child.

How could a mother do that?

Very simply: To quote Austin Danger Powers, "It's a man, baby."

Why are they literally all like this? Why does literally every leftwinger have the same superior, smug, shiteating, guilty-knowledge smirk? It's akin to the pedosmile.

A Harvard graduate shared Claudia Gay's 2020 agenda for Harvard.

Free speech was not part of that agenda.

[O] Saturday, December 9, I received an email (indirectly) from a faculty member at Harvard, which included as an attachment an August 2020 memo that then Dean Claudine Gay sent to the Harvard Faculty of Arts and Sciences....
Gay's memo is an infantile and embarrassing word salad of woke and D-E-I gobbledygook. Consider her core assumptions:
People across the world have risen up in protest against police brutality and systemic racism, awake to the devastating legacies of slavery and white supremacy like never before. The calls for racial justice heard on our streets also echo on our campus, as we reckon with our individual and institutional shortcomings and with our Faculty's shared responsibility to bring truth to bear on the pernicious effects of structural inequality.
According to Gay, it is the primary responsibility of Harvard and all institutions of higher learning to combat "systemic racism" and "structural inequality." More directly: Gay is promoting "racial justice" as Harvard's primary purpose and "anti-racist action" as its modus operandi. Harvard is to be revolutionized and transformed from an institution of higher learning into an indoctrination center, the purpose of which is to promote an extremist, far-left-wing ideological agenda. Ironically, such ideals and actions are apparently needed--and desperately needed--at of one of America's most liberal universities. What this means, of course, is that all protests and riots (or, at least, the right ones)--including the ones that took place in the United States in the summer of 2020 when our cities burned from BLM/Antifa riots--are legitimate to combat the greater evil.
Gay's memo (we can call it the Gay Agenda) is not only a blueprint but it's also a call to action, the same kind of action that we've seen on college campuses since the October 7 genocide of Jews by Hamas (in the name of the Palestinian people). The memo set the institutional foundation and is an action plan for the recent protests at Harvard and other college campuses around the U.S. calling for the extermination of the Jewish people. The tropes and mentalité of the Gay Agenda should remind us all of Martin Heidegger's "inner greatness" speech on the need to transform higher education in Nazi Germany.
In Gay's mentally dysmorphic worldview, only power and those who wield exist. She therefore reminds her colleagues that "Change is messy work" and that it will make many "uncomfortable." This is code language, of course, for the notion that eggs must be broken to make the new equity omelette. The Gay Agenda sanctions the identification, objectification, and brutalization of the "oppressor" class (i.e., non-leftists) by those at America's so-called Ivy League institutions who speak for the "oppressed" class. The end shall justify the means. Violence against the oppressor class is understandable if not simply just.
Gay's 2020 memo also flies in the face of everything she said to Representative Stefanik in the congressional hearing from the week before. In her congressional testimony, Gay projected little more than evasive and soft moral relativism. Her 2020 memo represents, by contrast, what she really thinks: it's her call to action. This is a real-life example of what Rudi Dutschke meant by the "long march through the institutions."

In Britain, a Conservative MP has stirred controversy by accurately describing the reality around us.

Conservative MP Rachel Maclean caused something of a stir when she described her [Green Party] opponent as a "man who wears a wig and calls himself a 'proud lesbian.'"

�Without a shadow of a doubt it is a transphobic comment.�

Bromsgrove�s @TheGreenParty candidate @melissampgp condemns Tory Deputy Chairman @redditchrachel for social media remarks about her transgender identity. #PoliticsMidlands begins at 10am on BBC1� pic.twitter.com/MpAT5H1eZw
— BBC News Midlands (@bbcmtd) December 10, 2023

Although this Green Party flake may be a minor candidate (I'm assuming), Labour jumped in to denounce the Conservative Party woman for noticing that this particular person was a man. From the BBC, a Labour flack demanded that this Conservative MP withdraw from her position for retweeting someone else noticing that this is a man in a Party City wig:

But Joe Baker, Labour group leader at Redditch Borough Council, said he believed "the recent repost and share on X" were "absolutely vile and hateful" and Mrs Maclean now needed "to question her position".
"People who hold positions of authority should be looking after those they are in a position to serve," he said.
"I understand that the situation is sensitive and I believe everyone has a right to their opinions, but when that opinion promotes hate and harm then this needs to be challenged."

"Everyone has the right to their opinions, except when those opinions are officially wrong, in which case, they must forfeit their jobs and go crawl out on to an iceberg to die alone."

Good on the students:

Wow. A student tragically passed away from a drug overdose at @justicehswolves.

This was the tone deaf and narcissistic response from the principal.

Outraged students responded by hanging up pictures of her tweet around the school‼️ pic.twitter.com/F51V0xGity
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 14, 2023

I mean... what else could it have been?

It�s not a coincidence that Jill Biden �brought bit of magic� to the White House by Dorrance Dance, the dance group that actively wants to abolish police, promotes BLM, pushes for trans and inmates rights and educates on �white privilege, systemic racism, white fragility, and� pic.twitter.com/CRBcOz1OVT
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) December 14, 2023

Microsoft Word is now scolding you for using non-inclusive words like "insane," and thinks that if you say "11,000 lbs.," you've made a judgement about someone's weight, and should "try a new perspective."

Microsoft Word now scolds you if you use words that aren�t �inclusive�! pic.twitter.com/W2VqdmHVQk
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 15, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

Comments

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1 I summoned 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (qPw5n)

2 Frist

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (i24o9)

3 Just call me Rookie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (xafu2)

4 Curse you, G&R.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (i24o9)

5 The Ivy leagues are so compromised it's not even funny. They're poison.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (xcxpd)

6 The anti-semetic vandalization is fine. But the bad press? Unacceptable.
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How refreshingly honest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (zxP/x)

7 Stop "helping" me, Microsoft.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (qPw5n)

8 He sounds like some sort of racist white Uncle I might see at a Thanksgiving dinner which I might read about in a Salon article.
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*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (zxP/x)

9 Electorally Legitimated... wha?

That's way too many syllables for these nutsacks to handle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (9UlRk)

10 Curse you, G&R.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (i24o9)

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Aw. Do you need a hug?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (DRSnL)

11 Ace keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Into the future…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (f2dNy)

12 Was the book Claudine Gay plagiarized Mein Kampf, by any chance?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (brAQZ)

13 "Today's youth o are as dumb as a puddle of mud that's been fucked by retards."

lol Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (xcxpd)

14 Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders who successfully use misogyny as a political strategy and present environmental concern in feminine and inferior terms.
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Oh, my. Someone is certainly self-impressed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:23 PM (zxP/x)

15 Wait, wait wait....

Trump was Electorally Legitimated? Really?

Just gonna give up the game like that?

I expected better. I really did.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:23 PM (9UlRk)

16 We offer misogyny, conceptualized in a specific way -- not simply as hatred or disgust for women, but as a way of accessing a gendered hierarchy whereby that which is labeled "feminine" is perceived as inferior, devalued, and amenable to be attacked -- as a relevant transmission mechanism in how ELMAs like Trump may connect with public opinion by systematically investigating the interplay between misogyny, authoritarianism, and climate change in the context of the United States.
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I need to hang up my spurs. I don't know that I can top this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (zxP/x)

17 I asked this on an earlier thread, and I understand if you can't transfer to another school, but as this point why would any Jewish student want to go to Harvard?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (RSbhh)

18 Gay certainly is.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

19 I'm a newbie to the world of Windows 11 but it does seem to be way more intrusive than Mac OS. It wants me to back up everything to One Drive, hides buttons everywhere that will activate it, tells me that it already has copies of everything on my drive, and now, kindly pay us for invading your privacy, thank you very much.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (MeG8a)

20 It's a sad day when that shit Biden hosted passes for entertainment, they can all jump in a pile and do themselves.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (qZdIZ)

21 You cannot write, "and when I use the term 'screw,' I use the term idiosyncratically to mean a cylinder with an inclined plane wrapped around its axis.'" That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.
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Nice use of "dum-dum." It doesn't get used enough given how intensely accurate and effective it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (zxP/x)

22 This was the tone deaf and narcissistic response from the principal.
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Sure that's not Obama in drag??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (2yu8s)

23 Gotta work.
Can somebody please text me if Mannix links another brunette?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

24 All of "academics" has been turned away from actual research into how the world works and actual new knowledge which could better mankind into evermore convoluted arguments as to WHY I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT ARGUMENT I HAD LAST WEEK ON FACEBOOK!!!! AAARGH! MY STEPFATHER!!! HE JUST DOESN'T *GET IT*!!! I WISH I COULD SLIT THAT MISOGYNIST'S THROAT!!!!
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You've just described the "auto-ethnography."

And yes. The humanities are fully destroyed, the sciences will soon follow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (zxP/x)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (T4tVD)

26 And if I were a Jewish student I'd get some other students and put the lite Menorah on the front steps of Claudine Gray..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:26 PM (RSbhh)

27 It looks like you're committing wrongthink.

Would you like me to notify the FBI or would you rather turn yourself in?

Posted by: Clippy at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (2yu8s)

28 But only 47% of the students who embrace the slogan were able to name the river and the sea. Some of the alternative answers were the Nile and the Euphrates, the Caribbean, the Dead Sea (which is a lake) and the Atlantic. Less than a quarter of these students knew who Yasser Arafat was (12 of them, or more than 10%, thought he was the first prime minister of Israel). Asked in what decade Israelis and Palestinians had signed the Oslo Accords, more than a quarter of the chant's supporters claimed that no such peace agreements had ever been signed. There's no shame in being ignorant, unless one is screaming for the extermination of millions.
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No.

There is *also* shame in ignorance if you happen to be in an institute of higher learning. This wasn't man on the street, this was man about campus.

I have no trouble with saying that *these* people should be shamed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (zxP/x)

29 17 I asked this on an earlier thread, and I understand if you can't transfer to another school, but as this point why would any Jewish student want to go to Harvard?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (RSbhh)

Ivy League is ruining their reps in real time. It's nice to see.

Willowed from last thread - My 2nd kid applied to one school - GMU - and got in, so we're done. Saved myself giving 99 other liberal admins the application money for nothing.

Good FIRE school, which are the only ones I let my kids consider, b/c Catholics on a campus with no free speech would be a problem...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (exHjb)

30 if Mannix links another brunette?

So that’s what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (f2dNy)

31 Who does this guy think has been teaching these kids for the past 60 years? Did he think we traveled for 60 years, taking every single step nearer the fire, and arrived now at the edges of Hell itself, all by accident?

No. This was the plan. We are following the map.
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:: kicks back ::
:: smirks ::
:: lights cigar ::

Posted by: John Dewey at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (zxP/x)

32 First of all, most teachers are stupid.
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That cannot be true. DOCTOR Jill Biden is herself a teacher, with a DOCTORATE in Education. And we know she is almost as brilliant as her stepson, Hunter. And her husband.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2023 04:28 PM (brAQZ)

33 Misogyny, authoritarianism, and climate change

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That is every bit as well sourced and well research as President Ph.D Caudine Gay's papers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 04:28 PM (FVME7)

34 Any academic paper that includes the words 'climate change', by definition, is NOT an academic paper

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 15, 2023 04:28 PM (ZV+pB)

35 Watching Reacher, but ducked back in.

People are really stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:29 PM (di6C2)

36 I don't care if Bud Light 'got the message' (which they haven't) I want OTHER companies to be scared shitless.

Like that Russian comedian said "we don't have warning shots in Russia. the first guy gets shot and thats a warning to the next guy." Fuck you, die Budweiser.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 15, 2023 04:29 PM (SUc4N)

37 Related:

Nua @nua_peasant 4h
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:29 PM (2yu8s)

38 In Gay's mentally dysmorphic worldview, only power and those who wield exist. She therefore reminds her colleagues that "Change is messy work" and that it will make many "uncomfortable." This is code language, of course, for the notion that eggs must be broken to make the new equity omelette. The Gay Agenda sanctions the identification, objectification, and brutalization of the "oppressor" class (i.e., non-leftists) by those at America's so-called Ivy League institutions who speak for the "oppressed" class. The end shall justify the means. Violence against the oppressor class is understandable if not simply just.
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You mean - GASP - that she's a Postmodernist? A Postmodernist in charge of a Postmodern institution in a culture dominated by Postmodernism and a civil and government structure designed according to Postmodern tenets?

The hell you say. I simply cannot believe it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:30 PM (zxP/x)

39 The Jewish students will all vote Republican now right? 🤣

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:30 PM (WImRR)

40 That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

I think that’s a bolt. A screw would be a tapered.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (+bPgI)

41 Isn't that the menorah where Harvard's president did her performative candle-lighting last night?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (RIvkX)

42 But Joe Baker, Labour group leader at Redditch Borough Council, said he believed "the recent repost and share on X" were "absolutely vile and hateful" and Mrs Maclean now needed "to question her position".
"People who hold positions of authority should be looking after those they are in a position to serve," he said.
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But never the say the same about *any* Prog. Ever. They aren't there to serve, they're there to be served. And don't you forget it.

This mealy-mouthed bullshit never ceases to be tiresome. "Public servant." Has.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (zxP/x)

43 So the Jewish students have to hide their Menorahs. What's next? Christians students can't wear a cross that can be seen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (RSbhh)

44 40 Begun, the screw wars have.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (f2dNy)

45 I know a kid who got into both Michigan and UCLA. White guy. I was shocked.

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (WImRR)

46 "Everyone has the right to their opinions, except when those opinions are officially wrong, in which case, they must forfeit their jobs and go crawl out on to an iceberg to die alone."
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Best: Join in and get right.
2nd Best: Shut up, work, pay your taxes, disagree silently.
3rd Best: Get murdered by state agents with bloodlust and rage boners.
4th Best: Quit and go die on an ice floe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:33 PM (zxP/x)

47 It's weak! It's woke! It's the Week In Woke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 04:33 PM (FVME7)

48 That HS where the diversity hire principle worked at is in Falls Church, VA. Northern VA. The students, even in NoVA, have had enough, I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 15, 2023 04:33 PM (sAmhv)

49 Why? We know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:29 PM (2yu8s)

I know the answer is probably racism, but there's probably a part of it where they just don't want someone that capable or intelligent. They need shock troops and wormtongues, not thoughtful, well adjusted human beings.

I bet this kid never once glued his dick to the dais at a city council meeting to protest the canned vegetable industry. And there's no room in academia for a layabout like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:33 PM (9UlRk)

50 Microsoft Word is now scolding you for using non-inclusive words like "insane," and thinks that if you say "11,000 lbs.," you've made a judgement about someone's weight, and should "try a new perspective."
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Blow me. My language does not belong to you or your robots programmed by drones with a mind virus. Fuck directly off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (zxP/x)

51 Climate change and misogyny: It's the new numerology.

The gal pictured in the tweet: her ensemble is missing Jack boots and lightning bolts on the collar. I award points, however, for the tiding crop.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

52 Paul Graham @paulg 4h
The next Harvard student who gets busted for plagiarism, we know what his defense will be: "Sorry, it was an oversight. I just omitted a few quotation marks." And what possible reply could the university make to that?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (2yu8s)

53 Microsoft Word is now scolding you for using non-inclusive words like "insane," and thinks that if you say "11,000 lbs.," you've made a judgement about someone's weight, and should "try a new perspective."
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I'm waiting for Word to scold me for using terms like "mother" and "father" instead of "birthing parent" and "non-birthing parent."

Need to make sure our newspeak dictionaries are up-to-date in Word...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (7fElN)

54 Nikole Hannah-Jones says that any criticism of Havard's historic first black woman, who was clearly hired only for her DEI checkbox value, is...

Russian collusion?

Mostly peaceful?

Insurrection?

Threat to Democracy?

I can't figure it out

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (VE+rM)

55

Can Sam Brinson get that bad monkeypox?

And maybe that shit eating(literally) satanist doctor guy in Bidens closet?

And the rear Admiral Tranny?

Thanks.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (Htx/B)

56 40 Begun, the screw wars have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (f2dNy)

This does not augur well....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (9UlRk)

57 43 The Lutherans have to make sure that there are absolutely no signs of tuna casserole around their mouths.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (f2dNy)

58 Hiya Cannibal !

Regards to Heidi !

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (T4tVD)

59 re: Queen Principle

Dear Lord, it is like we are cornering the market on amoral self obsessed morons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (di6C2)

60 If you liked the last epidemic of monkeypox that our "health" authorities refused to take any steps to mitigate -- steps like telling gay men to please stop having orgies with anonymous partners, just until the epidemic blows over; that was considered too much of an ask of the gay community -- you're going to love the next monkeypox epidemic, which features a bug with a higher mortality rate.
++++
I'm somewhere between " :: shrug :: " and "good" on this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (zxP/x)

61 I hate to think we're going to subjugated by the likes of these people. I mean, I know the fed are involved, but these people are seriously dysfunctional and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (Q4IgG)

62 Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:30 PM (WImRR)

Some people assume they'll continue to vote Democrat. They might vote for Kennedy or the Green Party Candidate or not vote. I think this is waking some kids up. If I decided about 14 years ago to no longer vote Democrat and I'm not a Jewish kid, they may wake up too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (RSbhh)

63 56 40 Begun, the screw wars have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (f2dNy)

This does not augur well....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (9UlRk).

bear down

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

64 Jury has awarded a total of $148 million to Georgia election worker because Giuliani said something mean about them. and supposed racist and death threats after ward (which are about as true as the George Floyd murder)

Incredible. Deep State is sending a message: No opposition or even serious talk of opposition is allowed. You can and will be ruined if you get to feisty.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2023 04:35 PM (JojsZ)

65 "Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders who successfully use misogyny as a political strategy and present environmental concern in feminine and inferior terms.
They spent $300 million to produce this crazy paper, but you can see it, every dollar is all up on the screen!!!"

So someone told them not get their panties in a wad and they went and got their panties in a wad?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 15, 2023 04:36 PM (z+89e)

66 So the Jewish students have to hide their Menorahs. What's next? Christians students can't wear a cross that can be seen?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (RSbhh)
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I have no doubt that Christians hiding their Christianity is a thing in a number of K-12 schools...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:36 PM (7fElN)

67 "You cannot write, "and when I use the term 'screw,' I use the term idiosyncratically to mean a cylinder with an inclined plane wrapped around its axis.'" That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums."

Bolt, sir.

Posted by: Patsy at December 15, 2023 04:36 PM (di6C2)

68 Biden's media is all over the story about Israel mistakenly killing three hostages today.

Will Biden go in front of cameras with a statement about how this proves the IDF's reckless abandon in pulling triggers and pressing buttons?

It's the weekend for him, as of about after breakfast when this story broke, so he's sequestered until Monday, when the story will be stale. Except, no, the MFM won't permit it to go stale, they'll flog it and put flamethrowers on it for the next 48 hours.

Expect this to be a biggie on the MFM's Sunday morning propaganda shows.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 15, 2023 04:36 PM (KiBMU)

69 Harvard forces a Jewish student group to hide its menorah each night after its lighting over fears of vandalism that "won't look good" for the Ivy League school, the rabbi of Harvard Chabad said.

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Next you'll be telling me that Harvard's Chief Chaplain is an atheist.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:37 PM (XLu3h)

70 Have you noticed it's always women who claim climate change is because of racism?

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2023 04:37 PM (q177U)

71 So it’s now a screw-pun thread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (f2dNy)

72 70 Have you noticed it's always women who claim climate change is because of racism?
Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2023 04:37 PM (q177U)

Climate is the ultimate equal opportunity destroyer.

A glacier does not give a fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (di6C2)

73 I'm a newbie to the world of Windows 11 but it does seem to be way more intrusive than Mac OS. It wants me to back up everything to One Drive, hides buttons everywhere that will activate it, tells me that it already has copies of everything on my drive, and now, kindly pay us for invading your privacy, thank you very much.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (MeG8a)

The OneDrive insistence is so pervasive that I have to manually save things to my hard drive (yeah, I got a 1 TB hard drive FOR A REASON) and the media player is all jacked up because it can't find the music files half the time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, reminding you that the cloud is someone else's computer at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (dtlDP)

74 Have you noticed it's always women who claim climate change is because of racism?
Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2023 04:37 PM (q177U)

Yo, people making those ball and stick models of molecules... why you always gotta make carbon black, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (9UlRk)

75 My version of MS Word is 2003! Was included in MS Office 2003. Hey, it works. And no scolding. LOL!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (iODuv)

76 71 So it’s now a screw-pun thread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (f2dNy)

No one tell Al Goldstein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (di6C2)

77 Nice use of "dum-dum."

Stop around Bryan, Ohio sometime. It's pretty popular there.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (FCs/J)

78 The Ivy League is now expert in Infantilism.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (aXxgO)

79 OneDrive is an advanced alien technology devoted entirely to fucking up your registry beyond repair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (9UlRk)

80 The Circus… it never leaves town anymore, does it???

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 04:40 PM (PCK5/)

81 The OneDrive insistence is so pervasive that I have to manually save things to my hard drive (yeah, I got a 1 TB hard drive FOR A REASON) and the media player is all jacked up because it can't find the music files half the time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, reminding you that the cloud is someone else's computer at December 15, 2023 04:38 PM (dtlDP)
---
The first thing I do when I get a new computer is uninstall OneDrive to the best of my ability.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:40 PM (7fElN)

82 This isn't woke but we all need a little good news.

Veteran given 8 medals on his 100th birthday that he never received for his service during WWII ✊

https://tinyurl.com/5n7ad27x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 04:40 PM (FVME7)

83 Trump was Electorally Legitimated? Really?

Just gonna give up the game like that?

I expected better. I really did.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023

***
"Legitimated"? That's, like, when having sex is permitted, right?

These people are nuts. Which does not exclude the possibility that they have room temperature IQs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2023 04:40 PM (J2vNu)

84
"This term implies mental health bias."

This is hilarious.

Who wants insane, mentally ill people around them?

No one. Not even insane, mentally ill people.

Welcome to the ~~Enlightenment~~ Enstupidment!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2023 04:41 PM (QzZeQ)

85 75 My version of MS Word is 2003! Was included in MS Office 2003. Hey, it works. And no scolding. LOL!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 15, 2023 04:39 PM (iODuv)

I think mine is 2007. Hey, these days they are up to subscription services for word and other office programs. To hell with that.

Also, I do not see a point to it. One version of excel does pretty much what you want. Honestly each of these works better the more you use it and figure out it's quirks. WTF would I want to change to some new screwy version where I do not know where the damn freeze pane button is or where the spellcheck is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:41 PM (di6C2)

86 1984. We’re soaking in it.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2023 04:42 PM (J4YJJ)

87 In Gay's mentally dysmorphic worldview..

===

is perfect for Harvard. she is a perfect puppet.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 04:42 PM (V13WU)

88 Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA)

Ok. Well, free speech is under attack- why not representative democracy.

These people will not like rule by the sword.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:43 PM (di6C2)

89 Well at least Microsoft is not as Wokee as… ah, nevermind..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 04:43 PM (PCK5/)

90
I sure would like to know the percentage of Democrats, who would be declared clinically insane using the standards of even ten years ago.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2023 04:43 PM (QzZeQ)

91 Animal Farm. We're in the pasture.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 04:45 PM (R4t5M)

92 Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders who successfully use misogyny as a political strategy and present environmental concern in feminine and inferior terms.

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ChatGPT, is that you?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:45 PM (XLu3h)

93 The nurse in that tweet: The caption says, "But do you condemn Hummus?"

The fact she doesn't correct this in her reply tells me everything I need to know about her. Well, that and the ring in her nose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

94 In Gay's mentally dysmorphic worldview..

===

is perfect for Harvard. she is a perfect puppet.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 04:42 PM (V13WU)

It's like Kamala Harris is the future.

Stupid, word-salad spewing bints for the win!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2023 04:45 PM (QzZeQ)

95 Also, I do not see a point to it. One version of excel does pretty much what you want. Honestly each of these works better the more you use it and figure out it's quirks. WTF would I want to change to some new screwy version where I do not know where the damn freeze pane button is or where the spellcheck is?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:41 PM (di6C2)
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Because perpetual licensing restricted software license revenue growth potential as market saturation approached, resulting in a preference for software companies to license products for limited durations in order to engage in rent-extraction in the form of regular subscription revenue, which further allows for product support optimizations by reducing the maintenance period for any given version because then the company is in a position to demand that you upgrade since you're paying for it anyway - and you will want to upgrade, too, for the same reason.

I'm sorry, I mean "cloud-based collaboration with AI-driven productivity tools."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:46 PM (zxP/x)

96 52 Paul Graham @paulg 4h
The next Harvard student who gets busted for plagiarism, we know what his defense will be: "Sorry, it was an oversight. I just omitted a few quotation marks." And what possible reply could the university make to that?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (2yu8s)

We keep making the mistake in thinking leftists care about hypocrisy. They do not. They’ll expel that kid (assuming he’s not protected).

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:46 PM (WImRR)

97 The bullshit gets deeper every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2023 04:47 PM (D8oTU)

98
Harvard President labels students' purchase of Zylon B a 'research project' into pesticides.

/ future headline

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 04:47 PM (enJYY)

99 Jury has awarded a total of $148 million to Georgia election worker because Giuliani said something mean about them. and supposed racist and death threats after ward (which are about as true as the George Floyd murder)

--

Hey, will that kind of award apply to the kid with the black and red painted face? No?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 15, 2023 04:47 PM (mupln)

100 The OneDrive insistence is so pervasive that I have to manually save things to my hard drive (yeah, I got a 1 TB hard drive FOR A REASON) and the media player is all jacked up because it can't find the music files half the time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, reminding you that the cloud is someone else's computer at December 15, 2023

***
Download VLC Media Player. It's free and will play just about anything, and you can tell it where to look on your hard drive by default.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2023 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

101 Urban yutes engaged in charitable activities, or something:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8xxhmt

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 04:48 PM (dZVON)

102 Why is the Chabad obeying? They should leave it up and let the chips fall where they may. All the leftist groups have no qualms about being disobedient and obstructive.

Posted by: keena at December 15, 2023 04:48 PM (RiTnx)

103
Also, I do not see a point to it. One version of excel does pretty much what you want. Honestly each of these works better the more you use it and figure out it's quirks. WTF would I want to change to some new screwy version where I do not know where the damn freeze pane button is or where the spellcheck is?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:41 PM (di6C2)

Crazy talk, sir.
-iPhone 15

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:48 PM (WImRR)

104 I know what we can do! We can soak some Marx, some Code Pink, and a NOAA spreadsheet into the spaghetti water, throw it against a whiteboard, and see what sticks!

Posted by: Nitasha Kaul and Tom Buchanan at December 15, 2023 04:48 PM (aXxgO)

105 Naturalfake, husband and I were just talking about that. Our daughter told us its time to bring back asylum and we were saying how it would solve a lot of political and social problems. And traffic would be so lite going through blue cities.

Posted by: Megthered at December 15, 2023 04:49 PM (ocVjM)

106 But do you condemn Hummus?"

Only the kind that has jalapeno peppers and artichokes in it. Other kinds are quite good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:49 PM (RSbhh)

107 Animal Farm. We're in the pasture.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 04:45 PM (R4t5M)

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"No dicks good, no bonus holes bad."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:50 PM (65VE8)

108 Hide your candles under a bushel yo.

Posted by: Harvard at December 15, 2023 04:50 PM (wmeRK)

109 "Justice High School" was J.E.B. Stuart high in NoVa. It was renamed in honor of three individuals, one of whom was my personal friend and mentor Col. Louis G. Mendez, a great man and very conservative. He was recruited by the Adolph Coors family to run for Senate in Colorado, which he turned down. I'm sure he is spinning at 4500 rpm in Arlington right now.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 15, 2023 04:50 PM (k6uu5)

110 “From the smartest to the dumbest,
Israelis really like their hummus.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:50 PM (f2dNy)

111 Back when I was a wee girlie I would see a lady doctor or a minority in a high position and I would really admire them because I knew there was a bit of a struggle involved for them to get where they were. I KNEW they had to be really good at what they did to make it so far.

I am quite sad to realize I no longer think that way.

The lefty world view that women and minorities are second class citizens that can only succeed when positioned for success has infected my mind. I have to work to judge the person but their actual abilities.

Sad.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 15, 2023 04:51 PM (6KFqs)

112 Wonder if Rabbi Chabad thought concentration camps were also a bad look.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 15, 2023 04:51 PM (nnp+f)

113 What, Harvard can’t hire a fucking security guard to keep an eye on the menorah?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (cwyvo)

114 106 But do you condemn Hummus?"

Only the kind that has jalapeno peppers and artichokes in it. Other kinds are quite good.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:49 PM (RSbhh)

Artichoke Jihad, begun it has.

'Artichoke Jihad' would be a good band name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (di6C2)

115 @81/"Perfessor" Squirrel:

You might also want to look into how Bitlocker drive encryption is automatically turned on and the recovery key is sent to your Microsoft Account for later retrieval.

Now imagine your Microsoft Account was tied to a more temporary email address at a company or school, and you've lost access, and something goes wrong to trigger the on-boot demand for the recovery key so you can access your drive, and you never downloaded that recovery key in advance, because you're just a regular user, and were never told to, and had no idea you could lose everything.

If you already knew and turned off the encryption, or at least downloaded the recovery keys and stored them in multiple safe places and formats, good, I'm glad you did.

If you didn't know this, well... you're welcome.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (qPw5n)

116 113 What, Harvard can’t hire a fucking security guard to keep an eye on the menorah?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (cwyvo)

Sharpshooter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (di6C2)

117
From the river to the sea
Harvard's president wants to be with thee

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 04:53 PM (enJYY)

118 What, Harvard can’t hire a fucking security guard to keep an eye on the menorah?
Posted by: Cave Johnson

We can, but they're more of a Menorah Monitor.

Posted by: Harvard at December 15, 2023 04:54 PM (wmeRK)

119 117
From the river to the sea
Harvard's president wants to be with thee
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 04:53 PM (enJYY)

She's Gay, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:54 PM (di6C2)

120 Sharpshooter

A young mother holding a baby? I’m there!
— Lon Horiuchi

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:54 PM (f2dNy)

121 Everytime I see some big, black ugly mamma jamma she has short hair. Or blonde short hair.

Ain't working... just ends up scaring the chirruns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 04:55 PM (R/m4+)

122 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 04:55 PM (1Yy3c)

123 Harvard needs to establish a new office of Menorahty Rights.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:55 PM (f2dNy)

124 And here I thought ELMA stood for Emasculated Leftist Manbun Asshats.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:55 PM (65VE8)

125 Looks to me Diversity hire is the only government and Marxists Seminaries way to go, and you can't get rid of them

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 04:56 PM (fwDg9)

126 Atheist - Piece Of Time (Full Album)

https://youtu.be/2EDxOwRLcUE

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 04:56 PM (1Yy3c)

127 I remember telling my daughter when we went to the Trump rally that the phrase EWTTS, first used by Trump there in Cullman Alabama, would be one echoed for years.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 15, 2023 04:57 PM (o2qK8)

128 @119

>>She's Gay, right?

So, Gay's gay?

This is like that Matt Damon/Pat Damon skit right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 04:57 PM (XV/Pl)

129
From the river to the sea
Harvard's president wants to be with thee
///
She's Gay, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:54 PM

Not sure if that matters, but she seems to be in the battle to the end and has been reported to say, "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

Wow! Is all I can say.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 04:57 PM (enJYY)

130 19 I'm a newbie to the world of Windows 11 but it does seem to be way more intrusive than Mac OS. It wants me to back up everything to One Drive, hides buttons everywhere that will activate it, tells me that it already has copies of everything on my drive, and now, kindly pay us for invading your privacy, thank you very much.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (MeG8a)
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First thing I do with a new PC is disable OneDrive. Ignore attempts by MS to activate it.

Posted by: Ciampino - With the idiots called *&%#$ at December 15, 2023 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

131 Mayo Clinic or not, Registered Nurse = Bed Pan Collector

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 15, 2023 04:58 PM (nnp+f)

132 Artichoke Jihad' would be a good band name

Pork Belly Mecca would be an excellent restaurant name. Artichoke Jihad would be on the vegetarian menu.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 04:59 PM (+bPgI)

133
Harvard needs to establish a new office of Menorahty Rights.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:55 PM

:: golf clap ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 04:59 PM (enJYY)

134 andycanuck: "And what possible reply could the university make to that?"

Forget it, Jake. It's Calvinballtown. They're going to continue making up rules on the fly and punish - even legitimate - smartassery.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

135 131 Mayo Clinic or not, Registered Nurse = Bed Pan Collector
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 15, 2023 04:58 PM (nnp+f)

But they’re all heroes!!

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 05:00 PM (WImRR)

136 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (di6C2)

I actually don't condemn artichoke, I like it. Just mixed in with hummus and jalapenos it was not a good combination.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:00 PM (RSbhh)

137 Senate staffer and his boyfriend giving practical demonstrations of what the government wants to do to all of us, every chance they get:

https://tinyurl.com/cwdv248y

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 05:01 PM (dZVON)

138 I actually don't condemn artichoke, I like it. Just mixed in with hummus and jalapenos it was not a good combination.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:00 PM (RSbhh)

I have hated artichoke with the passion of a thousand suns after not having meat for a week in Rome, I bought what I thought was a slice of sausage pizza. Artichoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 05:02 PM (di6C2)

139 I actually don’t condemn artichoke.

That shows you have a heart, Fen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:02 PM (f2dNy)

140

"Wow. A student tragically passed away from a drug overdose at @justicehswolves
.
This was the tone deaf and narcissistic response from the principal.

Outraged students responded by hanging up pictures of her tweet around the school"
---------

Well, the principal's name is Tiffany Narcisse.

Posted by: javems at December 15, 2023 05:03 PM (3XdZI)

141 I have hated artichoke with the passion of a thousand suns after not having meat for a week in Rome, I bought what I thought was a slice of sausage pizza. Artichoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

We need common sense artichoke control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 05:03 PM (dhhKu)

142 Senate staffer and his boyfriend giving practical demonstrations of what the government wants to do to all of us, every chance they get:

https://tinyurl.com/cwdv248y
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 05:01 PM (dZVON)

'The news was first broken by "Cockburn,"'

Oy vey...

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 05:03 PM (1Yy3c)

143 That shows you have a heart, Fen.

Leaf her alone

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 05:04 PM (+bPgI)

144 40 That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

I think that’s a bolt. A screw would be a tapered.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (+bPgI)
----
Ha! Nailed it!

Posted by: Ciampino - Nailed it! at December 15, 2023 05:04 PM (qfLjt)

145 We need common sense artichoke control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 05:03 PM (dhhKu)

It was in the Vatican museum food court to add that extra bit of betrayal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM (di6C2)

146 So apparently a judge in Atlanta has ordered Rudy Giukiani to pay two Atlanta election workers 148M dollars.

That's a lot of scratch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM (XV/Pl)

147 Senate staffer and his boyfriend giving practical demonstrations of what the government wants to do to all of us, every chance they get:
https://tinyurl.com/cwdv248y
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 05:01 PM (dZVON)

Sodomites Gotta Sodom. Wonder if anyone used a black light to clean up the mess.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM (R/m4+)

148 It would be so much easier for everyone if the Jews would stop being so Jewishy.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM (KuFdU)

149 OT good news:

One of my grandsons just got the lead role in a children's theater play.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:06 PM (4iIQh)

150 That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

I think that’s a bolt. A screw would be a tapered.

Posted by: Kratwurst
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Ha! Nailed it!
Posted by: Ciampino

This discussion is riveting.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 05:06 PM (dhhKu)

151 How about a pie with Articokes, Anchovies and Black olives?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)

152 144 40 That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

I think that’s a bolt. A screw would be a tapered.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (+bPgI)
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Ha! Nailed it!

Posted by: Ciampino - Nailed it!

Now hammer that in.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nailed it! Yeah. at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (qfLjt)

153 Senate staffer and his boyfriend giving practical demonstrations of what the government wants to do to all of us, every chance they get:
https://tinyurl.com/cwdv248y
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 05:01 PM (dZVON)

Sodomites Gotta Sodom. Wonder if anyone used a black light to clean up the mess.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM (R/m4+)
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Is there an official Senate "jizz mopper" position paid for by taxpayer dollars?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (7fElN)

154 Mayo Clinic or not, Registered Nurse = Bed Pan Collector
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

That would be an LPN, dum-dum.
Who's got the duty? Tell Ratched about this right after work.

Field Marshal's going to be wearing candy stripes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (FCs/J)

155 Aw. Do you need a hug?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (DRSnL)

Mmmmm, yes. Always.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (i24o9)

156 Harvard [equivalent]: If you didn't wear that short skirt, we wouldn't have any rape backlash

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (KuFdU)

157 149. Congrats! What’s the play, and what’s the role?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (f2dNy)

158 One of my grandsons just got the lead role in a children's theater play.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:06 PM (4iIQh)

Tell him to play the part like Joe Pesci.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (1Yy3c)

159 Harvard's First True Scholar in History Claudia Gay
_______________

Scholar - with 11 papers published. /spits

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

160 One of my grandsons just got the lead role in a children's theater play.
Posted by: Beartooth

Tell him to play the part like Joe Pesci.
Posted by: Robert

If it's Cinderella, it's gonna be lit!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 05:08 PM (dhhKu)

161
So apparently a judge in Atlanta has ordered Rudy Giukiani to pay two Atlanta election workers 148M dollars.

That's a lot of scratch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM

Was that 'high five' guy who peeked under the sheets for the hidden ballots and the oh-so-innocent wench who kept feeding the same ballots, over and over again, into the ballot counter?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:08 PM (enJYY)

162 When you hire nothing but sexual deviants that's what you get, and if you didn't you have to be a Leftist with 1st stage thinking

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 05:09 PM (fwDg9)

163 I see fastener puns have become a staple of this thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:09 PM (f2dNy)

164 Actually it was avocado that was in the hummus. Not artichoke. I didn't like the avocado in it either but I am not biased against avocado. I am having avocado slices on burgers for dinner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:09 PM (RSbhh)

165 oh-so-innocent wench who kept feeding the same ballots, over and over again, into the ballot counter?
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yup!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2023 05:10 PM (xafu2)

166
And I'm Artie Choke, and we're just a joke.

Posted by: Zombie Firesign Theater at December 15, 2023 05:10 PM (QzZeQ)

167 Is Shelia Jackson Lee ever going to change her name?

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:10 PM (MNhXM)

168 Posted by: Beartooth

Congrats. What show are they performing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (RSbhh)

169 One of my grandsons just got the lead role in a children's theater play.
Posted by: Beartooth

Tell him to play the part like Joe Pesci.
Posted by: Robert

No. Play the part like William Shatner but with 100% more Shatner.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

170 @161

>>Was that 'high five' guy who peeked under the sheets for the hidden ballots and the oh-so-innocent wench who kept feeding the same ballots, over and over again, into the ballot counter?

I think it was the mother/daughter team that git hit off with the lottery sized payout.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (XV/Pl)

171 Pork Belly Mecca would be an excellent restaurant name. Artichoke Jihad would be on the vegetarian menu.
Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 04:59 PM (+bPgI)
________________

A local Himalyan restaurant includes ... sea food on its menu. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

172 Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders who successfully use misogyny as a political strategy and present environmental concern in feminine and inferior terms.

Ah, woke Madlibs.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (CsUN+)

173 53 Microsoft Word is now scolding you for using non-inclusive words like "insane," and thinks that if you say "11,000 lbs.," you've made a judgement about someone's weight, and should "try a new perspective."
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I'm waiting for Word to scold me for using terms like "mother" and "father" instead of "birthing parent" and "non-birthing parent."

Need to make sure our newspeak dictionaries are up-to-date in Word...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (7fElN)
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Perfessor are you not aware that men now also menstruate and give birth? Please get with the times.

Posted by: Ciampino - I want to see an 8 pounder come out of your urethra at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (qfLjt)

174 157 149. Congrats! What’s the play, and what’s the role?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:07

He is playing Jack in a version of Jake and The Bean Stock. Which, is ironic because I had convinced him that the giant was buried under a pile of flag stones in my backyard when he was younger.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (4iIQh)

175 A local Himalyan restaurant includes ... sea food on its menu. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

That's the ticket!

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

176 I hope there’s not going to be a lot of sguacking about avocado now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (f2dNy)

177
oh-so-innocent wench who kept feeding the same ballots, over and over again, into the ballot counter?

/////

Yup!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2023 05:10 PM

Who knew that utter incompetence was worth so much in a court of law? It wasn't on my Bingo card.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (enJYY)

178 Globally, democratic politics are under attack from Electorally Legitimated Misogynist Authoritarian (ELMA) leaders

Democratic politics are under attack from...democratically elected leaders? You keep using that word...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (CsUN+)

179 "So apparently a judge in Atlanta has ordered Rudy Giuliani to pay two Atlanta election workers 148M dollars."

Sure. Why not. Why not just make it a round kajillion bajillion?

Our legal system is now, like the law, an ass. One, giant, dysfunctional, corrupt, farting ass.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (aXxgO)

180 First thing I do with a new PC is disable OneDrive. Ignore attempts by MS to activate it.

Posted by: Ciampino - With the idiots called *&%#$ at December 15, 2023 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

This is excellent advice.

And then install "Classic Start Menu!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (gSZYf)

181 So apparently a judge in Atlanta has ordered Rudy Giukiani to pay two Atlanta election workers 148M dollars.

That's a lot of scratch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 05:05 PM

Again the Left are using the courts to throw the book at the Right and letting the Left off scot free in both in criminal and civil matters. This will eventually be the trigger.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

182 And then install "Classic Start Menu!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (gSZYf)

Disable all telemetry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 05:14 PM (i24o9)

183 "The Week In Woke"

You're gonna need a bigger blog for a whole Week of Woke, Ace!

Posted by: Chief Brody at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM (5fDan)

184 56 40 Begun, the screw wars have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (f2dNy)

This does not augur well....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (9UlRk)
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Are you all nuts? It's time to bolt and drop anchor elsewhere.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Velcro allowed at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM (qfLjt)

185 Jake and The Bean Stalk.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (4iIQh)

Forget what I said earlier. Tell the grandson to go full Jack Nicholson.

This play will be off the hook.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM (1Yy3c)

186 There has got to be some hellacious stuff passing thru Onedrive. Most people probably don't even know it's happening. Office 365 is really awful.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM (vFG9F)

187 5 random TxMoMe attendees doing interpretive dance >>>>> Dorrance Dance

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2023 05:17 PM (3OJmR)

188 And then people sign in to Edge. WTF. Are you really that stupid?

I don't say that, but sheesh.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

189 Himalayan seafood menu:
tilhasia;
Jammu shrimp

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:18 PM (f2dNy)

190 Our legal system is now, like the law, an ass. One, giant, dysfunctional, corrupt, farting ass.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:13 PM (aXxgO)

Concur. Lot of abolishing needs to be done.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2023 05:18 PM (R/m4+)

191
Destroy All Monsters > Disable All Telemetry*

*The lousy sequel to Destroy All Monsters.

In a cost saving measure it starred Godzilla's cousin, Irvingzilla.

Posted by: Zombie Firesign Theater at December 15, 2023 05:19 PM (QzZeQ)

192 Would be funny if someone made a text-to-Hitler's-speech converter for Claudia Gay's 2020 memo.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 15, 2023 05:19 PM (pIx7m)

193 {182} ... Disable all telemetry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 05:14 PM (i24o9)

1. You can't.
2. If you could (you can't) they'll change the defaults back when you're not looking.
3. If you use 3rd party software, they'll neuter/break it and then set the defaults back.
4. They'll find some other heinous way to violate your privacy or do something that acts in a way that screams, "You don't own your computer, we do, and we own you too."

Satya is a menace.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 05:19 PM (qPw5n)

194 One of my grandsons just got the lead role in a children's theater play.
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Othello??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 05:19 PM (2yu8s)

195 Begun, the screw wars have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (f2dNy)

This does not augur well....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:34 PM (9UlRk)
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Are you all nuts? It's time to bolt and drop anchor elsewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Velcro allowed at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM

Have you no respect and sensitivity toward Ace??????

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2023 05:20 PM (3OJmR)

196 First thing I do with a new PC is disable OneDrive. Ignore attempts by MS to activate it.

And then install "Classic Start Menu!"

Disable all telemetry.

====

and then buy a mac

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:20 PM (V13WU)

197 @175 Himalayan land trout.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 15, 2023 05:20 PM (pIx7m)

198
So, election fraud is not just approved but will win a multi-million dollar judgement against a Jew.

/ Not sure but I think (shrugs) Giuliani might be. Maybe not. Italian sure. Tough to tell. He shoulda sought court approval to change his name to Latisha Johnson - which is kinda historically judgement proof.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:21 PM (enJYY)

199 and then buy a mac

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:20 PM (V13WU)

And then repeat: we are not a cult.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 05:21 PM (i24o9)

200 I thought you guys would appreciate the Himalayan sea food item.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

201 Break a leg to your grandson, Beartooth!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:22 PM (f2dNy)

202 Are you all nuts? It's time to bolt and drop anchor elsewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino

I’m tapped out. Lagging behind

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 05:22 PM (+bPgI)

203 and then buy a mac

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:20 PM (V13WU)

And then repeat: we are not a cult.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 05:21 PM (i24o9)

https://youtu.be/ks-N4rI_1RU

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 05:23 PM (1Yy3c)

204 Jake and The Bean Stalk.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:12 PM (4iIQh)

Forget what I said earlier. Tell the grandson to go full Jack Nicholson.

This play will be off the hook.
Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 05:16 PM

I hoping he goes John Wayne. "Well, aright pilgrim, I'm gonna take this old golden goose and walk out of this saloon" * blam, blam*, giant keels over and hits the floor.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 05:23 PM (4iIQh)

205 And then repeat: we are not a cult.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

since I've owned both....buy a mac

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:23 PM (V13WU)

206 First thing I do with a new PC is disable OneDrive. Ignore attempts by MS to activate it.

And then install "Classic Start Menu!"

Disable all telemetry.
________________

This may finally push me to Linux. I have it, but don't generally use it, but I'm getting fed up with this kind of crap from MS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

207 I played the Big Bad Wolf in The Three Little Pigs in 1st grade.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 05:24 PM (f2dNy)

208 That's not idiosyncratic, that's what a screw is, you dum-dums.

I think that’s a bolt. A screw would be a tapered.

What if it's a machine screw??

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 15, 2023 05:24 PM (sMkAM)

209 Robert, firstly, I expected more from you , be better, secondly the vid is from 16 year ago.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:25 PM (V13WU)

210 NOOD

Quick Hits

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 05:26 PM (qPw5n)

211 "Actor Matthew Perry died from the "acute effects of ketamine," a sedative sometimes used to treat depression, with drowning and heart disease found to be contributing factors, the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner's Office reported on Friday."

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 05:27 PM (V13WU)

212 "Microsoft Word [...]thinks that if you say '11,000 lbs.,' you've made a judgement about someone's weight, and should 'try a new perspective.'"

Really? 11K? Has anyone, ever, used that approximation for a human?

I'm thinking the hateful prick here isn't the user but is MS Clippy incognito.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 15, 2023 05:28 PM (aXxgO)

213 That's not a woman or a man in the BBC video. That's Shrek in a wig.

Posted by: huerfano at December 15, 2023 05:28 PM (Q4KYm)

214 What if it's a machine screw??
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I am fully functional.

Posted by: Mr Data at December 15, 2023 05:29 PM (2yu8s)

215
Oops. A quick search of Rudy's Wiki page reveals not Jewish. In fact, pretty anti if you wanna believe Wiki.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 15, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)

216 What, Harvard can’t hire a fucking security guard to keep an eye on the menorah?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (cwyvo)

Maybe a few Jewish students with no fucks to give can keep an eye on it. wink. wink. nudge. nudge.

Posted by: Jewish Roof Guys for hire at December 15, 2023 05:33 PM (iODuv)

217 "atrocious"

Inclusivity: This contains verbiage that might be offensive to historically marginalized people of color who possess a limited vocabulary. Suggest the use of "double-plus-ungood" instead.

Posted by: MS Word's next version at December 15, 2023 05:34 PM (o5xaO)

218 "These students had never seen a map of the Mideast and knew little about the region's geography, history or demography."

How many of them could point to the state they are in that day, on a map of the US? Or name one of the bordering states, without looking at a map? How many would agree that El Camino, Helsinki, and Hootersville are State Capitols?

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2023 05:39 PM (5fDan)

219 "So apparently a judge in Atlanta has ordered Rudy Giuliani to pay two Atlanta election workers 148M dollars."

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We still have laws right? Since when do we go making shit up as we go along? Alex Jones owes the lawyers of the families of Sandy Hook the entire US national debt. Only the stupidest and most insane leftists still think this shit is cute

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2023 05:44 PM (KuFdU)

220 Jake and The Bean Stock.

Sounds souper.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 05:46 PM (FCs/J)

221 It might choke Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie!

Posted by: Matthew Beard at December 15, 2023 05:47 PM (83IzV)

222 Hooterville ought to be the County Seat, but Pixley gets all the good press.

Posted by: Sam Drucker, Editor, Hooterville World Guardian at December 15, 2023 05:49 PM (83IzV)

223 A local Himalyan restaurant includes ... sea food on its menu. Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2023 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

_______
Sea food goes great with this $80.00 Himalayan salt.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at December 15, 2023 05:52 PM (RilAR)

224 Ηeⅼlo, just wantｅd to say, I enjoyed thіs aｒticle.
It was fᥙnnʏ. Keep on posting!

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